One night, after the couple had retired for the
night, the woman became aware that her husband
was touching her in a most unusual manner. He
started by running his hand across her shoulders
and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her
breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he
proceeded to run his hand gently down her side,
sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down
the other side to a point below her waist. He
continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one
side and the other. His hand ran further down the
outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then
started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped
and he returned to do the same to her right thigh.
By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she
squirmed a little to better position her
self. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to
his side of the bed.
"Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.
He whispered back, "I found the remote!"
