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The Way Things Should Be
Tell them you love them every chance you get Make every moment count Remind them of their worth Trust them and they will trust you Be honest, but watch what you say Tact is a virtue Let them know of your fears Make them believe you'll always be there Don't be afraid to show them your tears Give them your all; they deserve it Be their best friend Show the respect they deserve Don't fight or argue, talk it out Never make them do something they don't want to Be patient, they will come along Don't think that because they love you, you can mistreat them They're not your pet
The Exhilirating Resentment Of Gravity.
Say something witty darling,before I fall off this ledge.The corner of sleep and ill-will.Past good intentions.Under the assumption of marble slabs and a few hundred pounds of dirt.A place to be safe and cold.Just a few paces beyond dawn.A few spaces without words.A few duckets of laundered bodily fluids.A few longstanding stamps of biologic longevitythat we had the gall to fight overthe gall to name, and treat half as pets, half as property.Sex isn't a game, a drug, or a weapon.It's a wet kiss between the ribs.Sharp and gushing with enthusiasticcatharticexplosive thanotic bliss.Just playing the ridiculous game of immortality.Desperately sewing seeds in a salted earth.Crumbling dry sprouts between your palm.Possibly a memory.More apt to be another elipsein a series, in anticipation of some grander work.One could hope at least...
hey fubar just womdering of anyome will sell dj soul a vip for fubucks she is almost leveled up and Connie and i were wondering if anyone could help her/us out here is djsouls homepage please contact Connie or myself for payment ty bonus. you will recieve a bling from me for helping us out
A Friendship Like Ours
~~ Friendship Like Ours ~~ There's a rare kind of friendWho knows just what to doWhen to talk, when to listen,How to be there for you.A friend who inspires youTo grow in new ways,A friend who'll be thereOn both good and bad days.There's a rare kind of friendWho makes life worth livingBy encouraging, praising,sharing, and giving.A friend who can see thingsFrom your point of view,The best kind of friend,The rare kind... like you   so many friends and hard to find friends are hard to find if u find them hold on to them as long as u can
Book Worm
I was seven years old when I got my first library card. I still remember the feel of the laminated plastic, my scrawled attempt at a cursive signature. It was like holding one of my grandmama's two week old poodle puppies in the palm of my hand - a world of possibilities. That little card was punched until the corners resembled gummy pig tails. By then it was too late. I was hopelessly addicted to the smell, the feel, the wonder of all those books. It was a craving for that feeling that called to me from an open door as I meandered along my favorite hippie block. The sign read: "The Real Look Bookstore, for independent book culture." Now that sounded like my kind of place. One mad dash against traffic later and the smell hit me like an insulted prizefighter - square between my eyes. Not much larger than an inner-city classroom, the small space had been transformed into an urban literary oasis. From floor to ceiling, the potential of every corner maximized for optimal storage, ease of
The crystalline palace was abuzz with activity.  Ophelia was coming home today, and the rumor was that she had had a vision.  Hundreds of thousands were gathered outside, awaiting their lovely queen to emerge from her balcony and fill them with words of comfort to soothe them in these tough times.  Just as the crowds were beginning to get antsy, the royal starship descended from the sky, and the top of the palace opened up like a spring flower to welcome it.  A roar of excitement filled the whole of Ophelia-Min in that moment, and minutes later, Ophelia was there, in all of her ethereal glory to bring her subjects the news. "My brothers and sisters, on this day, I have had a vision.  Do not fret, but the future may not be as bright as we hope.  The winds of change can at times seem scary, but they are undoubtedly necessary for growth.  There are certain things transpiring soon that will change the landscape of all Ecrusca, perhaps for better, perhaps for worse, insofar, I cannot tell
Role Playing
She asked that they pretend to be strangers. As she walks in the door, she sees him sitting at a table in the back. He looks up, not quite sure, yes that is her he thinks. Their eyes meet as she makes her way across the room. She is dressed in black. A skirt, with boots exposing a hint of leg and a low cut blouse showing the swell of her breast. As she reaches the table they smile. "Mind if I sit with you? " she asks. "No, please do." he replies. They sit quietly, making idle conversation. She is nervous, and orders a shot of tequila with her beer. Sliding closer to him she takes his hand and places it under the table, into her skirt, allowing him to touch her, letting him know she isn't wearing anything underneath. His hand lingers a moment trailing along the edge of her pussy. He takes her hand and lays it in his lap, on his hard cock. Both of them breathing harder, look at each other, acknowledging that they are about to play out the fantasy that has already been scripted for them.
Psych Ward
Subject: The Bathtub Test ...    During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.    "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."    "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."    "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug.  Do you want a bed near the window?"      
The Policeman And God
Lisa Ascol-Beckman  The policeman stood and faced his God, Who’s time must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining. Just as brightly as his brass."Step forward now, policeman. How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To My church have you been true? "The policeman squared his shoulders and said,"No, Lord, I guess I ain't, Because those of us who carry badges can't always be a saint.I've had to work most Sundays, and at times my talk was rough, and sometimes I've been violent, Because the streets are awfully tough. I never took a penny, That wasn't mine to keep....Though I worked a lot of overtime When the bills just got too steep. But I never passed a cry for help,Though at times I shook with fear. And sometimes, God please forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place Among the people here. They never wanted me around, only to calm their fears. So if you've a place for me here, Lord, It needn't be so grand. I never ex
Junk Mail
Cause all  the cool people are doin it. 1) Walmart Jobs, Youre Hired! 2) 5 new love matches for you at true dating! (Ive never been on a dating site. haha) 3) Rx Pharmacy- Fesive specials (Festive?) 4)Last Kiss Comics: Get Stuffed! (actually a really cool site.  check it out) 5)Better in Bed: Be a sex god (if only) 6) Vicoden and More Restricted Meds! 7) Font Trader- Stationary Bonanza 8) Credit store- 2009 credit report (got about a thousand of these) 9) Zorpia-  new zorp friends for you 10) Need financial aid? Find a School now (youd think you would have a school in mind if youre looking for financial aid) Thats it. nothing too interesting. no dildo emails, or emails for penis enlargers.  youd think there would be more of those
Tuna Party
For fun I decided to do a survey of all the dirty pussy down here in mississippi.. well at least the northeastern part of it. I must scan a million boxes of vagisil, yeast infection treatment, FDS, massingil, generic douches a day. I counted every time I scanned one of the above products and at the end of the week I did an average. I would say 80% of Booneville Mississippi has dirty slag. One woman bought a douche, some anti itch cream, yeast infection treatment, and some fake nails. I guessed she had plans to sit around and scratch her crotch all night. Fun stuff... If these bitches would leave that shit alone and quit sleepin with every dick they see they wouldnt have these problems....
Moon Dance
MOON DANCE Full moon....shinning bright....... Dance with it's light.   Round and round.....I feel the pull........ Come dear feel it too.   Light that still....... Let it lead us.....where it will..............  
I Am Wat I Am
To Use Torrents Correctly
Bit Torrent TutorialsThe first things you need to know about using Bit Torrent:-- Bit Torrent is aimed at broadband users (or any connection better than dialup).-- Sharing is highly appreciated, and sharing is what keeps bit torrent alive.-- A bit torrent file (*.torrent) contains information about the piece structure of the download (more on this later)-- The method of downloading is not your conventional type of download. Since downloads do not come in as onebig chunk, you are able to download from many people at once, increasing your download speeds. There may be100 "pieces" to a file, or 20,000+ pieces, all depending on what you're downloading. Pieces are usually small (under 200kb)-- The speeds are based upon people sharing as they download, and seeders. Seeders are people who constantlyshare in order to keep torrents alive. Usually seeders are on fast connections (10mb or higher).In this tutorial, I will be describing it all using a bit torrent client called Azureus. This client
Holy Crap...
IF Tiger Woods is a player...I mean come on! His wife is drop dead gorgeous and was a model!...what chance does a woman like me have with men? Say it aint so, Tiger! Alas, to err is human...
The Scruffy Old Biker
The Prince And The Courtesan.
How sad is it that what I'm looking forward to mostpossibly in the next six monthsis drinking half a bottle of nyqul and passing out in a pool of watery snot and syrupy drool before 10:00. The life of a wheezing, sneezing prince. I hear there's some direct correlation between health, wealth and happiness with your- what do the french call it? ...well I call it my will to live. I once watched a video about how you can get what you want simply by squeezing your eyes shut, and wishing wishing wishing til you get it. Here's my list. three 65 mustangs1 candy-gloss cherry red1 solid piano black with black tinted windows1 german blue with 2 cream-white racing stripes a beautiful girl, the element of fire, skin the color of clay, hair the color of copper, the kind you meet at the beginning of the world, or the end of time. Just a touch more hips and ass than tits. a book serial deal every day long lazy and relaxed. Hammocks over the sand. Crystal waters murmuring me to sleep.Coconut
Fallen But Never Forgotten!!!
My Sweet Angel taken away, I see your wings so bright and beautiful. Mesmarized by your beauty and the glow around you, all I can do is stand in a gaze. Why did he take you, why did you go. Wasn't you better off with me rather than wanting to go! What a pecial man, what soldier you where. Leave all your precious memories and the smiles we all preserve. I feel your presence and the safety you fought so hard for!  What will we do, how will we cope. Maybe a simple sigh from time to time or a smile when your precious face crosses our mind! The space left in my heart says "No doubt that you will never ever be forgotten in my mind!" In the loving memory of Billy, USMC...... :(
Words Of Fury
The Tempest Act 4, Scene 1, 148–158
    Prospero:    Our revels now are ended. These our actors,    As I foretold you, were all spirits, and    Are melted into air, into thin air:    And like the baseless fabric of this vision,    The cloud-capp'd tow'rs, the gorgeous palaces,    The solemn temples, the great globe itself,    Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve,    And, like this insubstantial pageant faded,    Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff    As dreams are made on; and our little life    Is rounded with a sleep.    The Tempest Act 4, scene 1, 148–158 This play has fascinated me since the time when I recalled a personnage from my toddler days that inhabited the short stay of a family gathering whom no-one else could recall.  Like the child who waited with me in a doctor's office years ago, despite my awareness of her at the time, she is faded into the mist of a memory.  Was she real?  Did she have a life, pains, sorrows, griefs, loves, plans and dreams?  Or was she herself a dream? Much is made
For All The Haters Out There
Ode to The Haters Gotta love your hatersWhen you look at meWith such great envyWishing so hard to seeMe fall down and bleed Gotta love your hatersSpitting vile words of hateWhile always failing to duplicateWhat in your eyes is beyond greatSomeone who commands their own fate Gotta love you hatersWho fail to understandThat my father taught me to be a manThat though you may only have a nickle in you handHow to walk tall as if it's 500 grand Gotta love you hatersThose that will never seeI am this way because this is who I CHOOSE to beNot so you can hate and i can feel gleeYet foolishly you think you are supposed to be me Gotta love your hatersAnd I do wish a light would come onYou will tell your self-loathing to be GONERise above you hate and move onBut the look in your eyes tells me you choose to hate on Gotta Love your hatersAnd i look with pity in my eyesAt a soul that only knows how to despiseTo get close to people close to me to tell liesThose stuck in shit that will never rise
A Perfect Day...
  A perfect day A morning kiss as we wake, a better day this will make.   A simple touch of the finger tips, along with a passionate kiss. The day awaits with open arms, with all of it's faults and all of it's charms. The thought of you throughout the day, helps me cope when life goes astray.   As the day starts to unwind, you are still there on my mind. As the sun sets and the moon appears, the night chases away my fears. For there you are right beside, with all your feelings, none to hide. Safe in your arms so strong, the comfortable nitch where I belong. As the night begins to creep, together we drift off to sleep. As long as the sun stays at bay,   This is my perfect day....
Scot/irish Jokes
3 guys, 1 Irish, 1 English and 1 Scot, are walking along the beach one day and come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I give you each one wish, that's three wishes in total", says the Genie. The Irish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity." So, with a blink of the Genie's eye "AlKaZoom" the oceans were teaming with fish. The English guy was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that nothing will get in for all eternity. Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye "AlkaZoom - POOF" there was a huge wall around England. The Scot asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out." The Scot says, "Ach, fill it up with water."     A Scot is the only man on earth who would step over the bodies of a doz
Secret Admirer!
Ok, yes...I had no idea that the Secret Admirer! game was bogus. I would sit here day after day trying my best and finally, I got to the point where I TRIED to loose. I had daily patterns I would use all day long...some would match me and some would not...mostly not so I considered it a win! So one day my dear friend explained that these men were NOT going to my page and clicking on the admire button, that FUBAR does it to keep it interesting. All those hours spent... So now I get them, and I'm sorry, but I delete them. If you want to meet me, rate me, you gotta add me...after I check you out first. ;)  
Fubar Or Elementary School?
K look if you are gonna cause ANY DRAMA AT ALL on my page then get tha F*** off my page! In no way am I gonna try to please everyone nor accomidate everyone. Im here to have a good time and chat and have fun.... (NOW THIS HAPP) when you think that we are all the sudden in a relationship because you chated with me once and now you tell me your falling for me! WTF?!?!?! Then get pissy and say im insulting you and your now acting like a child. I don't and won't have this kind of behavior on my page, nor will it be tolerated. If you don't like it delete me from your friend list. Yes i'm a BITCH and will be open and honest with any and everyone, thats just me!
Writing To Release Myself
My soul is tired, My heart's grown weak, And I don't want to compete. I don't want to hide the way I feel, Yet I'm tired of everything that men steal.   I hate my inability to trust, But when things seem off, this I must. Do to protect my fragile heart, So I won't again fall apart.   You refuse to understand, Or you simply can't. Maybe we should have just stayed friends. Then you wouldn't get impatient.   But in going back I'd lose you all together, So I feel this i must weather. I know I want you, if you are as you seem. But for another your love does stream.   And you can say it's only friends, This, for you, may be true. But I'm not stupid I've played these games, and what she feels may differ from you.   I feel caught in the crossfire,
It Hurts.
Well lets see where to start.  A few months ago I allowed my ex to come back into my life.  Things were going great.  We were "working" on things.  Then I found out he was living with his ex gf and her bf.  Her and her bf broke up so it went back to just my ex, her and her son living at the house.  When she broke up with her bf my ex decided that he didnt know what he wanted anymore.  Today he finally came clean and told me that the reason shit went downhill when her and Matt broke up was because he realized he didnt know if he wanted to be with me or her.  Then he said He was lonely thats why he wanted me back into his life. Now he is saying that he still wants to be with her but she doesnt want to be with him.  So pretty much he is wanting to keep me around incase nothing ever happens with them again.  I am so tired of being lead on and used.  I am done.  I am done with him and I am going to once again pick up the million pieces of my heart and try and move on.  I am so tired of alwa
Always And Never
i am alone sortof alone with the fastest race horse in the world and i played dumb for myself because i wont ride, unless i am racing for my very life this black thouroghbreed a champion of darkness just to look upon her her very physical makeup and purpose promise disaster for us both but you see that is why we need each other she is breed to chase death i am breed to ride on her back and encourage disaster only togther can we both participate in the machine alone she is just a horse and i a man never would i even consider chasing the prize death on my own two feet my knowledge of these matters make me the operator and why would a champion horse think at all she only awaits my signal my heels in her ribs for as long as we ride together we are one chance at victory a race of machines to catch our death just the two of us for the pursuit
I Pledge
If ever you need a shoulder,lean on mine If ever you need a laugh,then a jester I'll be If ever love was missing I'd made it up to you Take me as your loyal subject I'd stay with you till we live no more I'd persevere Even as darkness rules over our skies My love serves no one But thee      
Ngc 660
  Taken on the street where I work. Dirty little Minolta digital. I regretted not having my Canon with me...but he didn't care. -------------------------------- And he stood, like Christ on the road to Gethsemane, blinking slight but betraying no more recognition of what was around him. Though for that, the truth was that most floated by, oblivious to the nature of the sonic push edging against them. They couldn't hear...or couldn't listen. His hands were a blur, like lightning invading skin, trembling under the sinew, driving the flesh. What daemons invade this man...this echoing man, little more than the music, and the shell housing it. As though he merely opened his fingertips and bled into the strings, his voice just a vessel of what was already there...a power undenied as divine, but not by right....wrenched from his being into life. He believes in can tell....and the Morningstar that makes him ache so. He sees things that I'll never see, touched by the Dominu
Oy Vey
Congratulations to the idiot of the week... Ross Carlton 14 hours ago behavior modification repot lol wtf no wonder colleg kids are so stupid teachin thim shit like that hay if you cant make somthin to sell thin your just makin up a job go be productiv     WELL! I just I'm stupid then because I'm in college? I'm disappointed that he can't even seem to spell. Had he half a brain and spelled correctly I could have at least presumed he had a reason behind believing such a thing. tsk tsk... morons.   Behavior Modification is actually part of your learning process to become a counselor, psychiatrist, psychologist or doctor of behavior. Sadly, I think you may need to visit one of the above and return to grade school to spell properly.  
Definition Of True Love...
What is you definition of true love? True love is when you put your partner's interests above your own. It is when you will do anything the see them happy, even things that may go against what you believe. It is called sacrifice and true love is nothing without it.   PLEASCOMMENT YOUR THOUGHTS ON IT! :) I THINK I PRETTY MUCH SUMMED IT UP THOUGH, BUT I WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOUR THOUGHTS ARE!
To Whomever Cares....
After an extensive stay in the hospital I am finally home, was eager to return to a normal life and touch base with everyone only to come back and find that those who I thought were true to the core werent...I've learned so much in the past week...about myself, life, and others...Should I apologize? If I do what do I apologize for? For being severly ill to the point of being placed in ICU for a few weeks? For not having any outside contact other than close family members? You tell me...I am back..for how long I do not far as FuBar goes probably not very much far as my time here...thats up to the man upstairs....I would like to thank those that have been true to me...I love you all very much and while I know its hard and sad to go...I feel it may be for the best and for me to spend my time with family...I thank you all and love you all very much!
Before It Was All Said And Done~by Jd
Open your wings and consume me, Into the depths of your heart i travel. Feel me like a overwhelming drug in open veins, I am eternal and yet somehow abrasive to your inner soul.   Stream line straight into your very being, We have come far enough to trangress all the usual fronts. At time we contemplate and realize we know only so much, Yet here we are standing face to face, Comfortably knowing just enough.   Put me to sleep now, Rest your heart upon me and let me listen close, Irregular and somehow soothing to this constantly thoughtful mind. Listen with a whisper and shut your eyes, Taste the honey suckle trickle from your lips, Lost in the silence of the most monumental kiss, You are thou which i cannot resist.   Touch the inner walls, You found the door that released my demons, They were locked away and i had lost the key, Until you reached inside me. All the imaginary voices seemed to be set silent and now a hearts filled with content, You have twisted the very h
Thoughts From Mind, Body And Soul
When the sound of your voice touches my soul, warms the very eden of my existance Eyes meet across a crowed room, smiles are shared, our skin radiates like the sun, as the passion builds from 2 souls becoming one...  The touch of my hand to the small of your back, brushing your hair aside and a whisper in your ear...The hum of your surrondings turns you into putty in my hands..
Want You
i sit and watch you we talk almost every nite even in your druken stoper i cant shake you what has taken my brian if you would only open up to me you would see iam not like your ex i would love you hold you and cry with you it broke my heart to watch your pain last nite you stumble around the room i was feeling helpless i couldnt be there in case you got hurt i cried last nite and yes the words i said i meant even tho you cant seem to let me in i hope one day you can see me as a person you can like or love we talked about our kids last nite iam bloggin this to you so you can remeber even tho you probally wont remeber just always know that iam here for you no matter how far we are i will be there for you to cry to remeber your not alone in your pain you know my pain love ya queen
Activating Special Ability Bling From The New Bling Page
Many people are confused about activating special ability bling. 1. Go to your bling pagee. 2. Find the special ability bling that you want to activate. 3. Hover you mouse over the bling. 4. Look for the activate link and activate your bling. People have been confused about this new activation process. Please remind them to check the tool tip before assuming.  
Husband Down
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies. Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband. 'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife. Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'  On the PA system:  'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.' 
Do You Every Ask Yourself Why? Here Is The Best Answer I Have Found!
Sometime we are rough around the edges cold and seemingly without purpose We question this we question that Not even knowing as a matter of fact As Our Lord and Savior sits back He watches with a keen compassionate eye As we go through life day by day wondering why ... Why the trials, the daily struggles we must endure heartaches , broken dreams and so much more Not now we say, no more no more Yet our growth comes from those very things that pull and tug at our very core Our finite minds unable to comprehend God has a road map for a better end So our impatience tries our very being leaving us without seeing A much brighter future He has stored up for our taking Here comes stress and discouragement filtering in Before we know is an open door for Sin ... Yes anything that separates us from God and His Magnificent love for us is sin An important lesson God has layed before us Trust In Him and win ... Not in riches which are only temporal Not in material gain, for they collect du
At Least One Will Make You Smile
You can't read this and stay in a bad mood 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?Unique Up On It.2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?Tame Way, Unique Up On It.3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?They Take The Psycho Path! 4. How Do You Get Holy Water?You Boil The Hell Out Of It.5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?Dam!6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?Polaroid's !7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?A Stick.8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?Nacho Cheese.9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?Subordinate Clauses.10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?Quattro Sinko..11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?Spoiled Milk.12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?Frostbite.13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?A Nervous Wreck.14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?Anyone Can Roast Beef.15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?Right Where You Left Him.16. Why Do Gori
Happy Birthday To Humor, Hope, And Harper
I have written a lot in the annals of the Fubar Blog sector. I wrote it for me. Days pass and the things and moments and emotions that are so powerful pass too. "This too, shall pass" - is a phrase I am often told regarding hardships, sorrow, fear, doubt, pain and all the other things I might feel inclined to rant about, to shake a fist at, to stomp into the dusty road of my life. But it also holds true for those moments of laughter and pure joy that I swear I will never forget, but sometimes I might - sometimes I do. So I write it down for future review. I will print it out for my children and grandchildren, and great grandchildren and great great grandchildren to read. On December 4th, 2006 I wrote about a symphony. It was a metaphor for the magical moment of watching my grandson, Harper Wayne Gibson be born into the world. It was flowing with the energy of my daughter, Fae, laboring to bring her son into the world. Today is my grandson's third birthday. I have no address to send hi
Ever Slept With...
Two sailors on shore leave, walking down the street. They spot a beautiful blonde. First sailor asks his friend "Have you ever slept with a blonde?" Second sailor replies that he has. They walk on further and see an even more beautiful brunette. First Sailor: Have you ever slept with a brunette?" Second Sailor" Why yes, in fact I've slept with brunettes on many occasions" They walk on a little further, and see a gorgeous, voluptuous redhead. First Sailor:" Have you ever slept with a redhead then?" His companion looks at him and replies "Not a wink!"  
Single Moms R Sexy Too
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Dear Santa
Dear Santa, I've written you for three years now asking for a fire truck. Please, I really really want a fire truck this year! Love, Joey Dear Joey, Let me make it up to you. Christmas Eve, while you sleep, I'm gonna torch your house. You'll have more fire trucks than you'll know what to do with. - Santa Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, What, and ruin that hot affair your dad's still having with the babysitter? He's banging her like a screen door in a hurricane, son! Let me get you some nice Legos instead. - Santa Dear Santa, I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the backdoor. Love, Susan Dear Susan, Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the reindeer fart in my face. You want to be a kiss-ass? Leave me a bottle of Jaegermeister and a couple of Cohibas! -Santa
Random Thingies
Shit gets personal, are you ready?Depends on the circumstances.Cocaine, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, ecstasy, k, peyote, mushrooms, opium... How many have you done?3Does anyone not like you at the moment?Definately..I'd fart on them.When was the last time you got complimented, and what did they say?Just a few minutes ago..and nunyaHas anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days?Yeah a fewDo you hate being home alone?I love it just not for prolonged periods.Plan on getting drunk or high tonight?I hate alcohol.Can you last in a relationship for 3 months?Been at it for a lot more than that.Do you hate it when people smoke around you?SometimesWould you be more likely to fail Science or Math?Math Have you kissed one person more than 20 times in 09?on the lips?Has anyone ever told you they liked you in a really sweet way?No not really..never actually.Are you under the influence of anything at the moment?CoffeeDo you REALLY love ALL your family?Not at all.Are you one of those people who
Alone In The Darkness
Listen to the Night HawkDive in the evening skyThe howl of a lonesome coyoteSuch a mournful cryWater running down a streamFighting rocks to get byEver looked up to the moonEver asked it whyTogether AloneLife is just survivingSuch a sad sad way to beAlone TogetherTogether AloneWind rustles through the treesGrass waving at my feetCloud drifts across the moonThe darkness happily I meetWalking down a lonesome trailThrough the trees I see the skyHappy for the darknessNo one can see me cryTogether AloneLife is just survivingSuch a sad sad way to beAlone TogetherTogether AloneIn love but not lovingA friend but not a mateMarried without a wifeStuck with my sad fateTrapped in my lifeWnata be wild and freeJust go on livingFeeling sorry for me curt
Our Troops
This is my first blog ever so maybe it want be a disaster.  I wass just thinking about te country we live in and all the laws I don't like,  all the things that our goverment does that I don't agree with or just dislike.   Then I started thinking about the things that make this a great coutry to live in and to be proud of.  And the number one thing I thought was our troops in the armed forces. You know our troops are some of least selfish people in the world,  they are out there ready and prepared to take a stand and fight for me and you.  So that we can live in this free and democratic society that we call America.  And it is not because anyone makes them,  they volunteer for this.  They take a stand for something that they feel is right.  I blive anyone in the armed forces is a true hero and deserves more support than they are given.  We have allowed our country to go to shit.  This is the country that they are fighjting and dieing to protect.  I'm not dishing the president but he d
So Yeah Being A Daddy Is
THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD!!!!!   My children made my day today.If only for the short time it was,they were AWESOME!!!They didnt fight.They showed manners.AND they made me feel like I was something.Good things dont ever last,so it ended eventually and they went back to being bratty,but for those couple of hours LIFE WAS GRAND.   Weezy and I found ourselves with a little alone time tonight and let me tell you.I love my family and would not trade them for the world,but time with just her and I is a BLAST. I asked her what she wanted to do while it was us and she picked going for a walk to get coffee.No,I dont let my 6 yr old drink coffee,but she knows if I get one she gets a cookie or something of sorts.What got me was that she wanted to WALK there,And it was EVERYTHING I hoped it would be.Weezy is not normal most people would think,but she is definitely my kinda beautiful.Never in my life did I think something as small as her wanting to hold my hand would make me the happiest m
Edward "umaga" Fatu
(CNN) -- Wrestler Edward Fatu, better known as the hulking, tattooed WWE superstar "Umaga," died Friday of a heart attack in a Houston, Texas, hospital, a family friend said. Born in American Samoa, Fatu, 36, was a member of the famous Anoa'i wrestling family, which includes cousin Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, his two uncles, who wrestled as The Wild Samoans in the 1980s, and brothers, Sam "Tonga Kid" and Solofa Jr. "Rikishi," according to Wrestlers Rescue, a support group for retired professional wrestlers. The two-time WWE Intercontinental champion, also known as "The Samoan Bulldozer," squared off with the likes of Triple H, John Cena and Ric Flair before the WWE terminated his contract in June for having violated the WWE's Wellness Program and refusing to enter rehab, the WWE said on its site. The organization offered its condolences to his family in a brief statement on its site. To friends and family, Fatu was a devoted father who was looking forward to spending more time with
Eric Woolfson
BERLIN (AP) — An agent says Eric Woolfson, co-founder of the 1970s British progressive rock group Alan Parsons Project, known for the hits "Eye in the Sky" and "Don't Answer Me," has died of cancer. He was 64. Gallissas Theaterverlag, a company that represented Woolfson in Germany, said Thursday the musician died this week in London. Woolfson's Web site said he died early Wednesday.Woolfson was born March 18, 1945, in Glasgow, Scotland. Together with Alan Parsons he founded the group, whose music was popular in the U.S. and Germany.After the group disbanded in the 1990s Woolfson continued to work as a music producer and composer of musicals. His musical "Edgar Allan Poe" is currently playing in Berlin.
Something From The Mind
i was all alone you left me all alonei was a broken soula wolf without feelingyou left me alonei cried alonei loved youbut now i want to kill youforget youbecauseyou left me alonei was all alonei thought you loved mebut what the hell do i know?i loved youim not as strong without youbut i will be strongi'll hold back it alland face it without youand when i fallbecause i know i willyou wont be there to catch meand thats what kills mebecause you left me all aloneand in the morningi'll know your gonean im left in this world without youcuz when it all comes down to ityou where everything to meand you let me fallyou left me all alonelike a rose in the raina wolf that can feelno more painand as i cryand think of youand watch you look at themthe way you once looked at me tooi'll smile saddlyturn awayand never let you knowbecause you left all me alone
Random Old Stuff...
So I can not seem to find sleep, so I am going to start a blog on here.. I mean why not...   The things that are going to be posted in this first one are things I have written in the past. They express how I felt at that place and time... Some are poetic others just random thoughts, but all were written down to help clear my head.   This was written on a day where I had waited all day to talk to that special some one and things just did not work out that way:    I waited for what seemed like days to talk to you again, and then when i finally get the chance you are to fucking out of it to really even give a shit. I felt great almost all day... even took a bunch of pics because i thought i looked adorable... and all i wanted to do was finish my night off showing them to you and talking to you like we used to do... why was i so stupid to think that the small things that make me incredibly happy would actually matter to you. time to pop another sleeping pill, i dont want to cry anymo
My Elf Name...
I guess the last name comes from McD's McFlurry because I'm so sweet and satisfying :P   Your Elf Name Is: Holly Mc Flurry Son of a nutcracker! What's Your Elf Name? Blogthings: Quizzes and Tests and Memes, Oh My!
This Coming Weeks Forecast.
Monday -  Chance of Shitty Tuesday - Mostly Shitty Wednesday - Shitty with a chance of Horrible Thursday - Horrible Friday - Horrible with a chance of Oh My Fuck are you Kidding me? Saturday - Do you really need to ask Sunday - You dont have to work,so if you thought Thursday was bad   Welcome to Nova Scotia.It is like Canadas arm pit.A Floriduh of the North kinda.Atleast the Ice Fog isnt rolling in yet. Gods little way of saying "Fuck you, you fat atheist...         werd.
For You...
I think I'm falling harder and faster for you than with anyone I've ever known calling and spending my time with you I know why I'm no longer alone. You're nothing what I expected still there's nothing I regret and these are things you need to know. I've spent a long time waiting the fakes have come parading but I never want you to go. I know we're still on trial but if you go I'll cry myself to sleep at night. and I know that this feeling I have will never end if you just hold me tight. Because I think I'm falling harder and faster for you than with anyone I've ever known calling and spending my time with you I know why I'm no longer alone. I wasn't even searching for love or anything that meant I'd have to sacrifice my self-absorbed indulgence and boys are full of bull rants someone finally broke the ice. still I can't help but to say... that I'm falling harder and faster for you
Fu_owned Auction 10 Preview
Info will be up this week
Graveyard In December
a graveyard in December everything around me is dead and dying a graveyard in December so dark now, but its not too hard to see   I laid you down to rest, beneath the harvest moon it brok my fucking heart, i should be laying there too iver never felt pain so bad i cried, until that fucking night it hurt so fucking bad, the night you died   a grave yard in December your broken heart still screaming out to me a graveyard in December what i've done still haunts me in my dreams   my days and nights are filled, with blood curdling screams i cry your name out in my sleep i wake up sobbing, nightmares cutting so fucking deep   a graveyard this December moonlight bathes the dead and drowns me My graveyard in December when my life ends drag my body through the streets    
Winter Reflections
Not really a Rant: Those of you who know me, have heard me speak of my pet coyote (more correctly a coy/dog, coyote/pitbull).  She's now 12 1/2 yrs. old and age is catching up with her fast. This morning i took her out into the back yard to let her get her morning excercise and it as the first morning with any real snow of this season.  Watching her try to romp and search for the familiar scent was bittersweet. The morning of the first snow has always been special.  Having been born in July, yup a Cancer coyote, her first snow ever was hilarious.  The bunny trails she loved to run were covered and watching her react was hilarious.   There were the years with my kids, both when we were a family and the years after.  Now it's just me and the coyote.   It makes me wonder about the speed at which time moves, i hardly feel old inside, but in reality old injuries have crept up and become arthritis and i move slow these days.  The coyote, barely 1/4 my age, cursed with the shorter lifespan
Best Email Exchange Ever
The original post, written by David Thorne, with more background information is here. From: Simon EdhouseDate: Monday 16 November 2009 2.19pmTo: David ThorneSubject: Logo Design Hello David, I would like to catch up as I am working on a really exciting project at the moment and need a logo designed. Basically something representing peer to peer networking. I have to have something to show prospective clients this week so would you be able to pull something together in the next few days? I will also need a couple of pie charts done for a 1 page website. If deal goes ahead there will be some good money in it for you. Simon From: David ThorneDate: Monday 16 November 2009 3.52pmTo: Simon EdhouseSubject: Re: Logo Design Dear Simon, Disregarding the fact that you have still not paid me for work I completed earlier this year despite several assertions that you would do so, I would be delighted to spend my free time creating logos and pie charts for you based on further vague promises o
Intoxication Up And Rolling Hiring - Rocking - Hoping - Never Stopping Join Us Now
Twas The Night Before Xmas {a Soldiers Story} [i Borrowed This From A Friend]
1_dollar_t...: than i want the nsfw that happened frist that wasnt even nsfw fattyBad Kitty....: Dumbass I'm not fat. If you're offended by the rates take down the stolen pictures.1_dollar_t...: hey fatty slow down   Apparently the genius didn't realize that no topless pictures, men OR women included him too.  And he's all butt hurt that his stolen picture got marked NSFW.
Possible Breast Cancer
The Sands Of Christmas
had no Christmas spirit when I breathed a weary sigh, and looked across the table where the bills were piled too high. The laundry wasn't finished and the car I had to fix, My stocks were down another point, the Dolphins lost by six. And so with only minutes till my son got home from school, I gave up on the drudgery and grabbed a wooden stool. The burdens that I carried were about all I could take, and so I flipped the TV on to catch a little break. I came upon a desert scene in shades of tan and rust, No snowflakes hung upon the wind, just clouds of swirling dust. And where the reindeer should have stood before a laden sleigh, eight hummers ran a column right behind an M1A. A group of boys walked past the tank, not one was past his teens, Their eyes were hard as polished flint, their faces drawn and lean. They walked the street in armor with their rifles shouldered tight, their dearest wish for Christmas, just to have a silent night. Other soldiers gathered, hunkered down against
Soldiers Xmas [borrowed From A Friend]
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight; My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight; The sparkling lights in the tree, I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep In perfect contentment or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eye when it tickled my ear; Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near; Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhaps a Marine, huddl
Lets Make This Perfectly Clear!!
   I am here to have FUN!! Keep your Drama OUT of My Bubble!! That means My Page, My Lounge and My Yahoo!! I dont thrive on the he said she said dont bring it to me. My Friends and Family are EXACTLY that {you all know who you are and know I Love You} Dont come to me tellin tales about them I dont wanna hear it! And yes I am a flirt ...I have also been HAPPILY married for 10 yrs. My Husband knows everything I do and say. So dont come to me all Butthurt over your jealousy and insecurity issues ...They are NOT my problem they ARE YOURS!! That said remember Them more you Love yourself the more you are ABLE to Love others!! SDMF MUTHA FUCKAZZZ!!! PEACE!!  
Cheap Rhymes With Jeep
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring forChristmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those pretty 4-Wheel drive vehicles." "She did," he replied, "But where in the world was I going to find a fake jeep!!"
I Fucking Love Jim Norton! Lmao
Jim Norton owns you all with this list o' lists:The 50 funniest moments in child pornography. Women over 60 I've raped with a meat cleaver.The 5 snappiest remarks I've made while videotaping a miscarriage.My favorite 3 scenes in The Shining to masturbate to.The 10 lamest excuses my girlfriend ever gave for not eating my ass. Pet names for my penis that rhyme with cesspool.My favorite Scriptures to read aloud while teabagging a retarded girl.The 4 best jobs my dad ever lost due to sodomy convictions.Dinners my mother made that tasted worse than the diharreah of a cancer patient.The 6 most racist things I've yelled out a car window.Women with the worst smelling pussies, in order of ethnicity.Trinkets I own made out of gorilla hands.Fat girls I've stood up on New Year's Eve.The 7 largest objects I've ever hidden in my asshole.Women under 30 I'd like to slash with a razor.Freudian slips I've had around burn victims.The 10 most barbaric things I've done to the foreskin of an immigrant.Neigh
My Song I Wrote What You Think
its going to have a rap/rock mix with techno back beat and my voice overs along with band and rapper Im like cocaine I make u high ,I bring u to da ground on ur knees beggin baby plz but..... FCUK DAT GET BACK, FCUK DAT I HAD DAT..Im like coccaine i made u high but now im just to mother fcuking fly so....... fuck dat get back you fcuked up what u hadIm like coccaine im nice and slick but the drama u lay is way to thick , So lay a line let me blow ur mind To bad baby Im lein u behind Im Like cociane You fend me but why cant you just let me be ... You say you loe me more then ill ever know , I say baby its time to let go I say.... Fuck dat get back Fuck dat dont come backIm like cocaine You cant give me up bow down baby ur queen has had enough You tell me all the thing that i wanna hear but i wanna make this clear whispsers fuck dat get back fuck that leave datNow Im like cociane ill bring you down ,so step back baby i dont need you around Im done with ur trickz,cause the games u play ju
We Are Family
you know i find it a shame how people are racist on both the net and in real life damn i thought we had matured from that along time ago but i gueass not some one wanted to be my friend on here,im not a hater so no name will be given they know who they are,any way after looking at my page they said and i quoat "man your a nigger lover and have to many canadains on your page i dont need friends like you".this up set me alot cause people are people no matter what this is what i was taught and what i belive so there is no no misunderstanding whatso ever the fallowing is what i look for in friends, and if there is any questions on this at all wll then just deleate me andgo on about your busniess cause there is no deveations on this subject and i want tolerate raciest ty........... It makes no difference If YOU are:North American,South American,European,African,Asian,Australian Or from anywhere In between,We are all of one world...EARTH!And one race... HUMAN!Of the People,By the People,For
Being A Single Dad?
Who Wants To Go To Norway!?
With ME! I'm not sure when.  Wanna go?
Best Song If Someone Cheated On You You Gotta Hear It Funny Too (warning Lyrics Are +18)
Another Video Of Me On Cam Lol I Was Drunk
Is It The Message Or Did They Follow All The Little Rules?
I have seen over and over a message with genuine content shot down by peers, hell everyone because of grammar mistakes.Do you think it is the message that is important?  Or should it just be discarded because of a misplaced comma or forgotten period Yeah I did that on purpose for all the English Prof's    
Stupid Encounter #31 (please Read Botto To Top Its A Sb)
irishcharm: Its too bad because I bet suck a mean ...... irishcharm: Hmmmm....isn't the definition of petafiler, one whom targets those under 18? Didn't you just tell me that your sisters are 18 and 21.......You may not be a petafiler, but you sure are DUMB and need desperately to go back to school to learn how to spell.......haha............What a waste ...... To irishcharm: rightttt thats it 50 and dumb, I might be a biotch but at least im not a petafiler irishcharm: Ur facks r fuked biatch To irishcharm: just stating facks yo irishcharm: wtf? Not nice To irishcharm: arnt you like 50 or something and my sisters are taken irishcharm: Kelly and Valerie look like they may provide a handful of heaven sent..........hehe To irishcharm: my sisters are 21 and 18 irishcharm: How bout your sister brat? To irishcharm: All my friends are guys lol irishcharm: Well? irishcharm: U got any SINGLE friends as ADORABLE as YOU that might wanna chill? To irishcharm: ? irishcharm: omg To iri
A Different Christmas Poem
I came across this today in a town newspaper and felt it needed to be shared.   The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed around the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelidds were heavy, my breathing was deep, secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near. But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his
The Ghost
  I am the ghost that walks these halls Present, but no longer fully here Dreams lay vacant for me now All that could have been is gone Silence fills the rooms While screams echo in my soul Torn and ripped asunder My heart beats no more I wasn’t able to scale those walls So here I am, the ghost of what I was  
Judge for yourself...WAT is THIS?
From The Darkness
from the darkness he shall walk, his blade held with a steady hand, His mouth covered so you never hear him talk, Walking with deaths intent throughout the land, with beastle rage he attacks his foe, every muscle hard as if made of stone, forever  alone in this dance with death, he stands now upon the thresh hold of day, feeling cold and wanting his lover the nights deathly sway.
George Bush Can’t Believe He Missed Out On Nobel Peace Prize By Just A Few Months
Ex-President George W Bush was said to be cursing his luck at the weekend, after he discovered that Barack Obama, his successor in the presidency was named the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize, just a short time after he himself left the position. ‘I was in the job for eight years, and that entire time I never had any luck with any prizes and competitions. I didn’t win a darned thing – except that war in Iraq of course, ain’t that right Dick?’ It was the same throughout the Bush presidency, according to the former leader of the free world, where Bush says he was always missing out on things due to bad timing. ‘Day after day I’d be stuck in boring meetings talking about really dull subjects like the Federal reverse physical policy, yet as soon as I leave to do something else I could hear everybody in the room laughin’ and whoopin’ and having a grand ole time. Dick said it was something to do with my presidential gravalax, but I thi
☼ Life ☼
Sex, Drugs & Rock N'Roll, Speed, Weed & Birth Control, Lifes A Bitch Until We Die So Fuck This World And Let's Get High!!
Our Love Takes My Breath Away
The Wild Night
            I am sitting on your bed waiting for you to finally come home. You were out with your friends and I know you will be tired when you get home so I had a plan for you when you get home.  When you finally come home and see me waiting for you, you lift an eye brow but you don’t say anything. You walk to the bed to see what I was hiding only to have me pounce on you and kiss you before getting off you, grabbing your arm and pulling you to the bathroom.            I start a hot bath for you and start to strip you of your cloths very slowly making sure to run my nails over every inch of your body. When the water is done I tug you to the tub and watch as you slide in all the while watching me. I smile sweetly and you only stare at me more not knowing what I have planned for you. I grab the wash cloth and my special soap and start to wash your chest, arms, neck and stomach. I then do a circle motion for you to turn so I can do your back as well when you feel my hands not the
GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 – June 20)Nice.  Love is one of a kind.  Great listeners.  Very Good at confusing people.  Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out.  Gemini's will not take any crap from anyone.  Gemini's like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily.  They are great at losing things and are forgetful.  Gemini's can be very sarcastic and childish at times, and are very nosey.  Trustworthy.  Always happy.  VERY Loud. Talkative.  Outgoing.  VERY FORGIVING.  Loves to make out.  Has a beautiful smile. Generous.  Strong.  THE MOST IRRESISTIB
Marital Advice
Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewingtobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says,"Think I'm gonna divorce the wife - she ain't spoke tome in over 2 months."Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says,"Better think it over..............women like that are hard to find."
Need 2 Swallow
Libra - Dec. 11, 2009Today       The current astral aspect could turn somebody's words into a very tantalizing proposition. Somehow they just might, just could be believable, although on any other day this would be stretching it a little bit - you would know immediately that something was not quite right. But today you are happy and possibly even desperate to swallow them hook, line, and sinker.
Fubar, You Complete Me!
I came here, looking for a way to ease the boredom. Now I'm hooked. There is something nauseating about this site that keeps me coming back anyway. It's dumb, impersonal, sleezy,and I think it gave me a virus. Yet, here I am... just me, some slack-jawed yokels (love all the NASCAR-themed lounges), and girls selling soft-core porn for game points. I tried to get a friend to join... and she ran after the first 20 minutes. I guess only some people have the stomach for it.So... with all that negative stuff, why am I here? I like it. I get drawn in. I like to read photo-comments. I like to post stupid blogs like this. I like being around a bunch of strangers whom I could care less about, and who could care less about me. In anonymity, there is freedom.My browser has been hijacked to take me here before (it's so considerate of  the Fubar people), but I never bothered to sign up. Instead, I only cursed them for it (poor ignorant me). Now I thank the Fubar folks for showing me the light. Fubar
Blood on the walls, last breath on my lips I love the way you grab my hips. Staring into eternity Is it as empty as I think it'll be? Follow me.    
Bkp Aint The Fliest Thing Flexin!?
Sayin BKP aint the fliest thing flexin's like saying the government aint lying bout 9-11.... Cú Chulainn - Brass Knuckle Poets Society said: It's like sayin' Divinity's numeration ain't Seven... or Heaven ain't the seven plus two inch connection to my erection. Don't let the smooth taste fool ya', or judge a tome by it's complexion... it'll take a silver bullet to stop the anaphylactic venom injection. Against a brass knuckle polar bear, I recommend an elephant gun, for ya' protection. Why ya' stickin' ya' neck out? You ain't heard o' Natural Selection? Get ya' Windsor undone, like the tie from a Colombian around ya' kneck'n... I keep steppin', eyes open, awareness beyond your comprehension. It's like misjudging my cultural, historical collection, makin' the first move, lettin' my bishop rebuke you like a diagonal blessin'... correction, lobotomizing your ignorance feels better than sexin'... -Each1 Teach1-of Brass Knuckle Poets Society said: we respond with good intentions, as
Iced Earth=my Life?
Didn't work out as badly as I thought it might.   Pick your Artist: Iced Earth   Are you a male or female? Dragon's Child Describe yourself: Creator Failure How do you feel: Hollow Man Describe where you currently live: Solitude If you could go anywhere, where would you go: The Path I Choose Your favorite form of transportation: Red Baron : Blue Max Your bestfriend is: Attila You and your best friends are: Jekyll & Hyde What's the weather like: Desert Rain Favorite time of day: When the Night Falls If your life was a TV show, what would it be called: I Walk Alone What is life to you: Come What May Your current relationship: Blessed Are You Your fear(s): Dracula Thought for the Day: Consequences How I would like to die: Burning Oasis My soul's present condition: The Revealing Most Faithful Companion: Greenface My motto: Divide and Devour
Poem- "untitled"
As i sit here,  hearing your words, run through my mind. Thinking of you,  wandering what exactly, you like in me. One of many questions, jumps to the front of the line. What makes me beautiful, in your eyes? What makes you stare, at me with that sexy eye? What makes me,  the most perfect one for you? All those thoughts, and more cloud my mind. I look in the mirror, not seeing what you see. All i see is a girl, not sexy,  out of shape, single mom, trying to start a new life. What is so amazing, about that? I wish I could see, what you see,
Poem - "motherhood"
I started writing this.. it is unfinished just tell me what you think!! Motherhood... Is not what everyone, thinks it to be. It's not all sunshine and smiles, laughter and rainbows. There are days when you , just want to tear your hair out. Days you just want to break down and cry, Days when you pray, please help me keep going. Days when you wander, if you'll get sleep that night. You give yourself up, and start thinking of him/her. No more late night parties, just late night feedings. No more last minute plans, unless you plan on taking them alone. You find yourself, worrying about the most, simplest of things. Then theres the days, when your little one, when you don't expect it. Laughs, smiles, and says their first word. walks, crawls and feeds themselves. Those days you know, you love you main job of being a MOM!
Ok..this is a bit of a more serious blog.. For some time i have been dealing with some inner demons..given my situation i feel like im obligated to hold in my feelings most of the time. Now i know that isnt healthy for any person to do. But day after day i sit here going through an emotional life doesnt get any easier by keeping it all inside my head.. It takes everything i have in me to keep it away from those i care many feelings and thoughts..things i should have said or still should say to some..Hearts mended and broken at my hands..trying to cope with it races through my head constantly..and everyone still says i should just "cheer up"..well thats really is easier said then done. especially when no one realizes how serious my fears, pain and anger truely are. Even if i told them they wouldnt understand why..i barely understand it myself..But i continuously fight my own battle in my head wondering when the war will end. I dont hold it in becaus
Another Victim Of The Rigid And Cold~by Jd
Caught running in cirlces, Life in motion and emotions in full swing, I am all but conscious, My mind wanders and i drift into distance thoughts. This trampeeze act is starting to look more like a stalemate im ready to go home, Sorry for my over reaction, I believe i've become another victim of the cold.   I am tainted but not unlikely to rebound, Have a little faith, At this rate the bridge will crumble but i'll swim till i reach the shore. First glance and im this incredible portrait of that person you'd like to meet, I'll laugh along with you only for a short while, If only you knew the complications of living my life.   My plate is never half empty, and my to-do list is always full, My mental compacity is overloaded and im running out of fuel. I get my moments where i pretend i am someone else for just an instance, Then i imagine that i fade into nothing, Man this visionary mind is so kind yet so cruel.   I spend some days loathing those of us who make it so easy to
Written For My Jonathan
I want you here so close by me till our ears no longer hear our eyes no longer see. When I reach for you I want to touch your hand even when we no longer walk nor either no longer stand. I always want to feel warm compassion in your heart never want to yearn for you never want to be apart. Our love will protect us from the bitting ,bitter cold I just want to be with you as we both grow old. When the time comes and the angel extends a hand close by your side I will firmly stand. They know it would hurt if they broke  us apart for they see the love that dwells in our hearts. Then they smile for they know  just what to do they will take me along to heaven with you. Always in love for an eternity you and I just like it was meant to be.
Good-as-perkins Pancakes
Here's a recipe you'll certainly enjoy... Classic pancakes that won't turn out thick and doughy! The secret is in the charged water. 4 cups baking mix3 extra large eggs, beaten2 1/2 cups club soda, room temperature1/4 cup melted butter-flavored shortening, room temperaturePlace the baking mix into a large bowl.Add the eggs, club soda and melted shortening. Use a wire whisk to mix carefully until there are no lumps (don’t over mix).Allow the batter to rest while you preheat your griddle or skillet over medium-high heat.Be sure to oil your skillet! Use 1/2 cup batter for each pancake.Flip pancake only once when you see open bubbles appear on the surface and the edges appear dry around the pancake.Makes about 10 regular-sized pancakes.
Vision On Love And Relationships
Sometimes in life you try to hold on to something with your whole heart until one day you wonder why you are still holding on.  Why you still want that one last chance to show a person you can be better and be everything they want.  Truth is we all fall in love with the wrong people before we find the right one for us and sometimes you have to break up with someone to realize how much that person meant to you and how much you miss them and sometimes you love someone so much but you know it would be better for both of ya'll if ya'll went seperate ways.  Love is tricky and you really never know how much you love someone until they are not there anymore.  When you finally find the one for you that person won't judge you for your faults or insecurities instead I mean yes they will notice the things wrong with you but they will not care about those things.  Love is not there for your partner to judge you but for your partner to help you and for you to help them.  Love is not easy people it
Lets Get Something Striaght..
BOYS BOYS BOYS. Oh how much fun they can be. but dont be fooled by me. you might think I like you... but you're thinking a little bit too much about yourself. you might think you know me.... but you have no idea. I'm not your typical girl. I flirt. but I don't feel. I'm not a clingy controlling bitch like most these days. I never have one guy...Most R Friend! because wheres the fun in that? but don't get me wrong... I'm no whore. I'm just not into relationships that never seem to last..... because they're a waste of time. I don't plan on settling down anytime soon. I have the rest of my life to live. why be held down by someone? I'm not like any girl you'll ever meet. I don't care if you talk to other people I don't see a ring on this hand. Other girls don't phase me... Because i'm most likely talking to another guy. Or they are!! I'm always on the road so don't expect me to be latched to your hip. I'm not the type for commitment because I do whatever the fuck I want. Just let
Razorblades And Whiplash~by Jd
Everyone wants to play favorites, Everyone wants to blame someone else but never look at themselves. You got this person calling that person shallow, Well remember that it takes one to know one so i'll save you a seat in hell.   Everyone wants to be pass judgements, Like it was even your place to think you know who another is. Too bad i dont care just what it is your feeling, People make friendship seem so superficial, To me its just another hour killed.   Rewind the time, Look back at the film, If i am correct it was you who approached me  but now im the joke. Now im the one whos supposed to be feeling guilty, Right, as if losing friends in life was ever supposed to be the hardest part.   You try to be so vindictive, Yet you have not yet begun to see just how nasty i can be. Ignorance is bliss to the majority of individuals, So what is it to me to even begin to care that your whispered words involve me?   Gotta keep it moving, I never asked you to stay for the long
it buggs me when I can't sleep ... because I should be in BED right now!!!
I cried myself to sleep last night. I wonder where my life is going to be heading, I feel stuck in a rut. I try to still think positive. Things that used to be my happy thought and make me smile, only turns upside down. Sometimes I wonder if I hope too much and only will have shattered dreams. But if there's something so important to you, wouldn't you not give up? I feel like a rag doll, tosses around, used and beaten. Only to be picked up, brushed off for a moment and then tossed away again. I'm feeling real lonely, sometimes forgotten and unloved. I know there's people that do care, but there's something that I want of more. Like right now, I have mittens purring away on my lap. She makes me smile. I know I'm loved by her. She always seems to tell whenever I'm down. I still have a lot of stuff going through my head. I"m hurting, I'm frustrated. Sometimes I wonder if it's best to let several of the things that are burying me down....out from me. I day dream of life being so complet
Im In Me's Naughty Or Nice Auction
heres the link, cash bids only... come and start me off please   I wont let ya down!
1 Week
It's been a week since Dixie passed away. I miss her. I keep expecting to see her around the corner. It's seem very unreal. She should still be here. My family doesn't speak about it too much, but you notice it. Desktop backgrounds, phone wallpapers... her pictures are everywhere. This past week has been very emotionally and mentally draining. Dixie dying, my brother got married, final exams, and picking up work hours for the holiday season are really taking a toll on me. My body is sore.. it's just my emotions coming out physically. I feel more meloncholy than ever before. Lucky for Eric we're not Stick Boy and Match Girl. (Yay for those of you who understood that.)
Acute Myelogenous Leukemia
**Acute myelogenous leukemia (AML) is a type of cancer that causes the body to produce an increased number of the white blood cells that normally help fight infection (myelocytes). It sometimes is referred to as acute myeloid leukemia, acute myelocytic leukemia, myeloblastic leukemia, granulocytic leukemia, or acute nonlymphocytic leukemia. AML is more common in men than in women. The incidence of AML increases with age. AML is an acquired rather than inherited disease. Usually the cause of AML is unknown. But it may be caused by high doses of radiation, exposure to the chemical benzene, smoking and other tobacco use, and chemotherapy used to treat other types of cancer. It also is more common in children with Down syndrome or other genetic conditions. Symptoms of AML include weakness and fatigue, fever, poor appetite, easy bruising or bleeding, and weight loss. **Symptoms may depend on what type of leukemia you have, but common symptoms include: Fever and night sweats. Headaches. Br
Yes I Need A Reason To Stay...
After being on this site for over 2 years... It has become a lost cause to me.  Finally I have found a man that made me his everything.  I won't be just a part of his life or just someone to talk to.  I'm really hoping it works out.  I really thought I had good friends on here.  But... their only there 10% of the time. Thats not a true friend at all.  I guess you have to meet the wrong ones to appreciate the right ones.  I'm just tired of how fake people are on here & only chasing after points and trying to get a piece of ass.  I'm just tired & fed up with it.  I really like socializing but if you can't respect me then I don't have any respect for u at all. I love building friendships... as long as I can build trust & NOT have to beg u to be my friend or anything. It's pathetic. I just don't really know anymore.  Tired of trying to get people to see the real me and appreciate me.  It's not how I am. Either u like me or you don't. Just had to say something cuz its been driving me insane
I Will Not Bow By Breaking Benjamin
And I fucking love this song too.
Allow Me
Allow me to be my own person accept me for who I am. Not the person others think I should be. Sometimes I have a lot to say and don't hesitate to say it, but sometimes what I have to say can only be read in my eyes. Understand me my moods and my feelings on days when I’m feeling sunny and on days when there's rain in my heart. I'll never go back on a promise and I will always be there for when you need me. Understand me trust me and the bond between us will be impossible to break.
Great Song...great Meaning
Even if you were a million miles away I could still feel you in my bed Near me, touch me, feel me And even in the bottom of the sea I can still hear inside my head Telling me, touch me, feel me And all the time you were telling me lies So tonight I’m gonna find a way to make it without you Tonight I’m gonna find a way to make it without you I’m gonna hold onto the times that we had Tonight I’m gonna find a way to make it without you Have you ever tried sleeping with a broken heart Well you can try sleeping in my bed Lonely, only, nobody ever shut it down like you You wore the crown, you make my body feel heaven-bound Why don’t you hold me, need me, I thought you told me You’d never leave me Looking in the sky I can see your face And i knew right where I’d fit in Take me, make me You know that I’ll always be in love with you Right til the end So tonight I’m gonna find a way to make it without you Tonight I’m gonna find a way to make it without you I’m gonna hold
Im Yours Only
Interesting Tidbits Of Information ..... **stoled It From Jasmine**
Does the last person you shared a bed with mean anything to you?Yes, he's my hubby Tears are falling from your eyes, what's the reason?Probably just finished watching a sad movie   Has someone ever told you they want to spend the rest of their life with you? Yes, and he is!! If you got paid 5,000 dollars would you stick your hand in an elephants ass?yesHas anyone ever promised you forever?NoDo you get high?NewpSomething bothering you?A littleHas someone told you they'd always love you then went for someone else?NoWhat made you happy this weekend?People and stuffs...When was the last time you cried?Thanksgiving ... Got a phone call that my brother Flat lined ... but he going to be ok!!What color shirt are you wearing?Blue LongjohnsHow long is your hair?Short ... Just got it cut this weekLast thing you ate?Yogurt and a nannaLast thing you drank?Tea..DUH!Where did you sleep last night?My bedAre you happy right now?Kinda What did you say last?I love youWhere is your phone?On my side
Video Blog : Fubar Salute More...
Check the blog below and to the left with a similar title...don't forget to rate , tell your friends and post your comments as always and please don't forget to rate it a 1, 3, 6, 10 or 11..:D
Christmas Is A Time For Love And Fun
Christmas Is a Time For Love and Fun, A time to reshape souls and roots and skies,A time to give your heart to everyone. Freely, like a rich and lavish sun, Like a burning star to those whose lonely sighs.. Show need of such a time for love and Fun. For Children First, whose pain is never done, whose bright white fire of anguish never dies, It's time to give ur heart to everyone. That not one Angel Fall, to hartred won for lack of ears to listen to her cries, or arms to carry him towards love and fun, Or Friends to care what happens on the run, To adult life, where Joy or sadness lies, It's time to give your heart to everyone. For God Loves ALL, And turns His Back on none, Good or twisted,ignorat\nt or wise, Christmas is a time for love and fun, A time to give your HEART to EVERYONE
Your A Fuckin Bitch
yes i said and yes im posting my thoughts...u fuckin bitch ....christopher kelly howenstien aka chicago kid2002 ur a fuckin shit talkin bitch who claims he better then me ....well bitch prove it...... u claim u comin to whoop my ass well bring it bitch u know where i stay . just like jolene said ur a weak excuse for a man how u gonna fuck a bitch and then bust on contact.... that must be the side effect of the drug u takin....yes the drug...that extenze shit u lil dick motherfucker.....its all good u werent blessed and that grill of urs omg how the fuck u gonna have teeth growin on top of ya teeth....u inbred fuckin homo.....come see me u so gangsta... all these bitches u talkin to dont know how crazy ya ass is.....tryin to be a playa....damn u be fuckin the game all up.... u gonna try and tell my shawty i aint worth her and all that ... i run this shit aiight ......u aint shit....never gonna be shit......and to show u i mean business,.... find ya baby momma and beg her to see
Something I Wrote For The Demons
It was a ravishing Sarcophagus Anointed with alluring gems of Hyacinth and Onyx Fitted for a Queen, A women with beauty of the fabulous Houri of the Turk For her to lay in the abyss of eternity with her only beloved in Luxor It is an astonishing Sarcophagus The envy of all the Mediterranean She who lay inside will be glorified in history It is the perfect Sarcophagus To deliver thy Queen upon Anubis He will take her prematurely It is a curious Sarcophagus In that the Queen still walks Why the luxury for this fallen women It is a mysterious Sarcophagus To be banished from the world herein And her dishonor with it It is a disgraceful Sarcophagus Which inside lies no Queen, in fact, But the Harlot who thought she was It is an avenged Sarcophagus For tramp who murdered the Queens heart Now lays with scarabs It was a mercifuless Sarcophagus Not only buried was the cold body of a young girl slain But the unforgiving heart of a humiliated Queen It i
My Juicy Peach
I glide my fingers over your velvet soft hairAnd admire the ripeness of your smooth blushed skinGathering you in close I can smell the sweet scent of youThe anticipation of how you must taste making my mouth water I run my tongue along your groove and kiss you deeplySinking my teeth gently into your virgin pink fleshBeads of nectar wet my lipsMaking my hunger for you all the moreI will myself to slow down and delight in your giftTrying to catch your essence as it dripped down my chinI push you harder to my mouthMy tongue deeper into your coreAnd eat you from the inside outDrinking greedily every droplet that flows from youAnd when you have poured all you are into meI will lick up what is left of you on my fingersFor you were made to be savoured Not simply devoured My juicy peach
Stole From Stitch!!
Does the last person you shared a bed with mean anything to you?Best Friends Tears are falling from your eyes, what's the reason? Memories from someone lost If you got paid 5,000 dollars would you stick your hand in an elephants ass? With some super long, industrial strength gloves.. sure thing! I live on a farm, have done worse lol Has anyone ever promised you forever?Yes Do you get high?NoSomething bothering you?Want to get my research paper finished Has someone told you they'd always love you then went for someone else? Sure thing What made you happy this weekend?My little brother kicked some bootay at his wrestling tournament!When was the last time you cried? lastnight ?? What color shirt are you wearing?white babydoll tee Last thing you ate? Ham, smashed taters, green beans! yummWhere did you sleep last night?In my bed. Are you happy right now? for the most part Who/what do you hate/dislike currently?The list is many ... grrrrWhat's something you're wanting right n
Spanking Your Child...
** What is your opinion on spanking your child if the really need it? By all means not saying beating your child, i mean if your child is disobeying you or not listening do you think it is alright to swat your child's butt? there is alot of people that go around saying its beating you child if you are spanking them, but when you asking them about when they were young... they will surely tell you when they needed it their parents weren't afraid to spank them to set them straight!! ** so how do you feel about this debate on spanking you child?**
Fucking Rockstar In One Night Seven Thousand Points Thanks For All The Help From The Girls
Hood Mood prese... total heart-failure Sacramento, CA remove friend   subject: relax sluts date: 2009-12-13 22:54:18   so the three days without water, sleep, food, or sanity have finally paid off...i am a rockstar level 20...i would like to thank people with index fingers, satan, james bond, my cat Whitney, meth amphedamineeeessssss...the klu klux roomate for putting up with me in a deranged speed induced mother (i was not a vaginal birth hence my fixation with pussy, things that taste like pussy, pussycats..and my complete lack of pussy in the last three months...though i am fucking you all right the head..also king cobra fine malt liquor...myself....all you filthy kunts...satan....bella lag uzz-i,the girl that gave me her panties at wallmart cause my nose was bleeding and she already had blood all over her g-string so she gave it to me as a hanker chief though i used them to wipe
The World
B*tches Dont Know...
Bout My (I stole this off of your mom ) layer one. Spell your name with bands/artists Johnny Lang AC/DC Motorhead Eric Clapton Stevie Ray Vaughan layer two. - name: James - birth date: 11/05/1978 - nicknames: Anon, faggot, goatse, Jedi master.... - current location: 41.3444, Longitude = -86.3782 - eye color: Green - hair color: Blonde/Ginger - righty or lefty: Mouth. - best friend[s]: The homeless guy with the dog. layer three. - the shoes you wore today: none, yet. - your perfect pizza: MEAT, tubesteak...i love peppers(hot ones0, and jalapeno cheese sauce for teh crust - the last time you cried: Unsure. layer four. - your best physical feature: Anus - most missed memory: If it was a memory missed, i wouldnt realize it, thereby making it not a memory according to my conscious mind, therefore...making missing it impossible due to me not being able to quantify its state ofbeing.. layer five. - pepsi or coke
New Rules On Default Pics
Anyone else on here notice the drop in profile views and picture rates since they changed the rules on the default pictures
Profile Pic
Please understand that I am NOT here for your entertainment. I do want to make new friends, which is fine, but there is a limit. -UNDERSTAND- *What you see is what you get *When its convenient for me to take pics I will, not for you *If I dont respond to you right away, chill the fuck out, I do have other things to do *Im not here for sex or to hook up with every one of you motherfuckers *I dont like to be bothered 24/7 about my pics,getting on cam,calling or texting you and other bullshit *I can and will say whatever I want and do whatever I want, so dont fucking question me about it *I will not explain myself to you and I have nothing to prove to anyone *Yes I am single, but just because I talk to you doesnt mean Im interested *I do speak my mind, so if you dont like what I have to say, then you can kiss my ass -AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST- *Im not here to please anybody, Im simpl
Traci Lee "naughty Or Nice" Auction Info.  This is a cash bid only.Bidding starts with a auto11(or)Cherry Bomb.nothing less I am willing to rate- fan- add you as # 1 family- Crushyou-Admire you- combine our names-make a sfw Salute-pimp you out at least(maybe more) 4 times a week-If I cannot get a demond friend to shitface you 3 times a week, I will purchase the 5 vip drinks to shitface you myself.I am not a great lover of the computer and do not get on every day ,sometimes not for 3 to 4 days.So hence the cash bid.This will be "work" for me.If you'd like to pay for marriage,i am willing to also do that for another cash bid of my choice.Ie: auto11-Bomb-HH- or a 49.99 bling pack.I will treat you with respect and include you inany and all profits "We might make a great team"!I carry my 1/2 of a partnership.This is not a major or needed thing.I really could careless about all of this but if i am gonna do it,I am not going to do it for anything less than what I
The Outline Of The Woman I've Found In You~by Jd
You'll find me here, Quiet because thoughts of you circulate my mind, Have you ever had one of those moments, Where time stands still your heart at peace? Curious as to just how you affect me in this way that i have no control, Longing to know what its like to hold you close and knowing theres no way i'd ever let go.   Swept over me like the quiet storm of the century, No words escape my lips, All i could ask for if anything, Would be to lay silent and get lost inside your eyes. I can only think of a few times in life that i can recall that someone wanted me to change directions, Now here comes this most beautiful apparition and since she has yet to stop haunting me.   I look at you in admiration, Feels so nice that no-one else is noticed by these eyes, Intriguing and somehow mysterious, I yearn for you to take me to new heights. I have been in search of just that one woman to show me the meaning of bliss, Now here you are right before my very eyes and my infatuation refus
Eventually By Pink ( You'll Get Your's Eventually ;) )
I am an opportunity and I knock so softly Sometimes I get loud when I wish everybody'd just get off me So many playas you'd think I was a ball game Its every man for themself, there are no team mates This life gets lonely when everybody wants something This might have been your fate But they'll get their's eventually And I hope I'm there Surrounded by familiar faces without names None of them know me or want to share my pain And they only wish to bask in my light, then fade away To win my love, to them a game To watch me live my life in pain When all is done and the glitter fades, fades away They'll get their's eventually And I hope I'm there I drank your poison cuz you told me its wine Shame on you if you fool once Shame on me if you fool me twice I didn't know the price You'll get yours eventually So what good am I to you if I can't be broken? You'll get yours, yes you'll get yours Eventually
Name? - MajestaAge? - 25Hair Color? - Strawberry blondeEye Color? -Dark brownHeritage? - HumanReligion? - ChristianZodiac Sign? - CapricornDrink? - No, not reallySmoke? - YesDone Drugs? - Smoked weedVirgin? - NopeBest Friend? - Yes. I have fourFave Color? - Pink, black and redFave Band/Artist? - Michael Jackson, NIN, Korn, Breaking Benjamin, Nickelback and several othersFave Drink? - Mt. Dew, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper and milkFave Alcoholic Drink? - Sex On the BeachFave Cigarettes/Cigars? - CamelsFave Candy? - SkittlesWeakness? -I am too niceStrength? - Loyal, honest, trustworthy and faithfulIn Love? - Oh hell yeah, very much soWith Who? - Mitch How Long? - Almost 8 monthsCurrent Location? - Utah
New Ms Treatment Announced.
  Dr. Paolo Zamboni has come upon an entirely new idea about how to treat multiple sclerosis, one that may profoundly change the lives of patients. He found that scientists who had studied the brains of MS patients had noticed higher levels of iron in their brain, not accounted for by age. The iron deposits had a unique pattern, often forming in the core of the brain, clustered around the veins that normally drain blood from the head. Dr. Zamboni wondered if the iron came from blood improperly collecting in the brain. Using Doppler ultrasound, he began examining the necks of MS patients and made an extraordinary finding. Almost 100 percent of the patients had a narrowing, twisting or outright blockage of the veins that are supposed to flush blood from the brain. He then checked these veins in healthy people, and found none of these malformations. Nor did he find these blockages in those with other neurological conditions. Zamboni dubbed the vein disorder he discovered CCS
Copy Cat
Stolen from...a lot of someones...layer one:Spell your name with bands/artistsTOOL OZZY MOTLEY MISFITS YES   layer two:- name: Tommy   - birth date: oct. 4, 1964- nicknames: jewel,nakey,t-bone and T.J. - current location: beautiful southern california- eye color: depends what i am wearing/not wearing.usually grey or bluish hazel- hair color: Brown- righty or lefty: Righty    - best friend[s]: russ jr. sabrina,hillary and tesslayer three:- the shoes you wore today; none yet   - your perfect pizza;pepperoni sausage mushroom xtra cheese from big o pizza to go   - the last time you cried: no commentlayer four:- your best physical feature:grins   - most missed memory:fishing with my dadlayer five:- pepsi or coke: jones soda green apple- mcdonald's or burger king: in-n-out burger- adidas or nike: nikes,vans,converse - lipton ice tea or nestea: swamp juice aka arnold palmer(1/2 lemonaid 1/2 tea)   - chocolate or vanilla: chocolate   - cappuccino or coffee: cocoalayer six- do
I do have the form here,but there my be a problem with it.My e-mail is name of the book is "Beauty around the world pt 2" My name is Michael profant,Its also on my default pic.Please add your screen name if different.Thank You.
New To The Fu!!!
SHE IS NEW TO FU!! LOVE HER BIG TIME!! SHOW HER WHY MY FRIENDS ROCK!!!!!       vampire_red78@ fubar
I'm Sorry...
I'm sorry if I'm not a whore I'm sorry if my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs. I'm sorry if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs. I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl". I'm sorry if I'm not tanned enough for you. I'm sorry if I'm not a playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you. I'm sorry if I'm weird at times I'm sorry that I write about you every day I'm sorry if I don't have a dream body that turns you on. I'm sorry if im not tall enough. I'm sorry if I don't have sex with you on the first date. I'm sorry if I'm annoying
A Quote, For Later Works..
A simple allusion to the world. A single projection in time.. Yours I am. And you are mine.
Just So You Know If You Dont Already
12/15/09 Dilbert
The Real Night Before Christmas (by Parents)
'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house I searched for the tools to hand to my spouse Instructions were studied and we were inspired, in hopes we could manage "Some Assembly Required." The children were quiet (not asleep) in their beds, while Dad and I faced the evening with dread: a kitchen, two bikes, Barbie's townhouse to boot! And now, thanks to Grandpa, a train with a toot! We opened the boxes, my heart skipped a beat - let no parts be missing or parts incomplete! Too late for last-minute returns or replacement; if we can't get it right, it goes straight to the basement! When what to my worrying eyes should appear but 50 sheets of directions, concise, but not clear, With each part numbered and every slot named, so if we failed, only we could be blamed. More rapid than eagles the parts then fell out, all over the carpet they were scattered about. "Now bolt it! Now twist it! Attach it right there! Slide on the seats, and staple the stair! Hammer the shelves, and
Prospects - Read First Before Wasting My Time Or Yours.
To My Past, Present, and Future Prospects: I meet people every day, everywhere and some people I find more interesting than others. But before you start to prospect me there are some things you should know so it’s no surprise, And so you can’t pretend it was. 1: If that last little note made you feel like it would be something that would apply to you - f*ck off now and don’t waste your time or mine. I HATE fakes and wannabes. 2: I have had ONE true pure love, and you will probably NEVER compare to him. So if second best doesn’t work for you - buh bye. He will always be number 1 in my heart and soul. He’s the father of my oldest son, and I will always love him and miss him. {May he rest in peace} 3: I’m the bluntest b*tch you will ever meet. I speak my mind, I don’t tolerate bullshyt, and I don’t let anyone walk on me. So if you think you’re going to be able to seduce me with your charm and then be an utter a$$hole, Don&
I understand that you and me,We will never be.But you will always be the one,With the biggest part of me.A tear rolls down my face,As you walk away.I reach out to youBut it's too late,You are already gone.
You never lied to me,Your words were always honest and true.You never let me downor let me walk away with tears in my eyes.You held my hand when it hurt,and fixed my broken wings.Taught this baby bird to fly,and listened to her song.Turned this duck into a swan,And let her find her way.Away I flew,But back to you my heart will always stay.
spiritual love is greater than physical love because the spiritaul last longer than the phsical love in ones own lifeand in others lives.
doff\DOF\ , transitive verb;1.To take off, as an article of clothing.2.To tip or remove (one's hat).3.To put aside; to rid oneself of.
It Should Be Changed To " 'til Life Do You Part"
There is no such thing as a monogamous, long lasting, loving marriages or even regular dating relationships, at least from what I've been witnessing. Just for a small example, almost every boyfriend that I have had has possessed wandering eyes and/or other wandering body parts.. I can't begin to count the times that I've heard versions of, "Well, if I can't get it when I want it.. I'll go elsewhere." No, this isn't a lamenting entry about personal dating misfortunes. What really got this topic milling around in my head was something that I was told yesterday by a family friend, "Alice". Her and her husband have been married for decades. Apparently he's found yet another young 'admirer', THIRTY-FIVE YEARS his junior! When Alice found out about the younger woman, he told her that she's upset over nothing because nothing physical has or will happen, they're just friends. However, anyone can acknowledge the fact that there are more than one type of cheating... and, this isn't the first ti
Leveling From 28 To 30 Angel Or Demon
OK .........so0o0o if you are wondering why you cant level check your fu setting some ppl are sitting there with all there fubucks to pay there fu dues and have there refearls but cant fig out wth is going on and why they cant level it happend to a friend the other day..... well i went and looked at his setting you have to make sure your home page in your edit my profile is set on POWER not NORMAL or you will not see your yellow bar that will say "find out if you qualify for level 30" then you can push the lil level up box under the box where you see other ppl who have leveld before you..if you have all the requirements met   Good Luck Hope This Helped RideR ChulA If You Have Any Questions Fell Free To Sb Me =D      
I'm Sorry
I am, but I understand that it may not make any difference; and if it does, I may never see it. 
A Bubble Rant
You know, all I wanted to do today was hang out with a friend. I could have been someone I hadn't seen in ages, or it could have been Eric. I didn't care. No one was able to do something, but I had told Eric I wanted to see him today earlier in the week. I still haven't seen anyone today except for my dad. Not that hanging with my dad is a bad thing. I actually get along with my parents lol. But, I missed my friends throughout the last part of my hectic fall semester. During summer I was so used to just going out and having a friend or two come over. Now that the semester is over.. I dunno. I'm really bummed out. And Eric is making planning anything with him so difficult. I finally just sent him a text that said "Whatever you want." I'm so frustrated. I've been sitting and reading a book my friend Meli let me borrow, but even the solace that reading brings me wasn't there because of my mood. I just want to share some time with the people I consider my friends. This girl I met on Hall
If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.Here's 25 random things about me.When you're finished reading, it's your turn to write 25 random things about you, and tag 25 people to find out more about them.1. I'm addicted to LipSmackers2. My favorite color is pink3. I'm a pop culture junkie4. I would rather have people come to my house than go to theirs5. I won't cook unless I have someone else to cook for6. I grind my teeth way too much7. I hate my nose8. I miss high school9. When I was a kid I wanted to be a lawyer10. When I was a teenager I wanted to be an interior designer or fashion designer11. I love console video games12. I love the CW13. I don't brush my hair14. I don't drink beer15. I don't have a favorite food16. I'm legally blind without my glasses17. I HATE Dr. Phil18. Nothing makes me happier than seeing my kids smile19. I love the Twilight Saga20. I hate the house I live in21. I can easily wash and dry the laundry, but I have a really hard time sorting it a
Como Ama Una Mujer Lyrics & Translation
I have been requested by very special friends to provide the translation for the song I have been quoting in my status lately. This song is on my profile page and it is called Como Ama Una Mujer (The Way A Woman Loves) by Jennifer LopezSpanishComo Ama Una MujerQuizas me he apresuradoa pisar sin ver los pasos,a dejar que las heridasno sanaran bien.Quizas por impetuosahe dejado tantas cosasque eran parte del caminoparte de crecer.Quizas porque tan solo he sido una,que ha sido enamorada de la Luna,tan solo eso ha sido mi pecado,el de seguir mi corazon a todos lados,seguir mi loco corazon a todos ladosChorusY he amado como ama una mujerque ve en su hombre el paraiso,si me entregue lo hice totaly si falle volvi a empezary a levantarme en el caminoy he amado como ama una mujerque el alma no la ha abandonadoy que lo intenta un dia masy que ha soñado con soñary por amar se ha equivocadoy por amar se he equivocadoQuizas no ha habido espaciopara ver bastante claroque al final de la jornadatuve
If you want to see more of me like some of mentioned you will need to contact me. I don't just add anyone to my Family. I am willing to show off for a time and add you to my family, but if I don't know you that well there is a price. Cantact me and I will let ya know.
I haz new pics in my funny album ... the bouncers are at a cruicle stage in development!!!!
She rises far above me. My reach she is beyond. If I could make her smile. To bring her just one. To touch her heart. My life it would give reason. I would devote mine to hers. Till the end of my seasons. Can I catch her glance. Much less hold her stare. Will I touch her heart. For me could she care. Maybe all my thoughts. Dreams they should remain. Because she rises above me. And I remain the same.
Ohhh My doodness dracious .... I had turkey meatloaf to din din tonight with corns n speargus .... nomnomnom but now Iz full, and I didn't finish my meatloaf .... who wants dinner???
Not Always Right | Lost & (dumb) Found
Retail | Kansas, USA (A customer calls our store claiming she’s lost her phone. The routine is to replace the phone if insured, to give them a loaner phone for a few weeks, or to sell them another phone. She has turned down all of those options.) Me: “I’m sorry, but I don’t know what else we can do for you besides giving you a loaner phone or selling you another one.” Customer: “No, I have a replacement.” Me: “Maybe I’m misunderstanding. Why are you calling us?” Customer: “I lost my phone.” Me: “…and you already have a replacement for it?” Customer: “Yes.” Me: “Were you calling to ask if you left it here?” Customer: “No.” Me: “I’m sorry ma’am, but I really don’t understand what you’re asking me to do.” Customer: “Where’s my phone?” Me: “We have no way of tracking where your phone is at an
Not Always Right | Barely Scratched The Surface
Grocery Store | Paxton, IL, USA Customer: “Hello, young man, can you help me?” Me: “Yes ma’am. What can I do for you?” Customer: “Where do you keep your scratch?” Me: “Excuse me?” Customer: “Scratch! Where do you keep it? I need some to make pie!” Me: “I’m not sure that I’m clear on what you need. Can you tellme what you are going to use it for?” Customer: “My husband says that I need to make pie from scratch for Christmas, so I need to buy some scratch for the pie.” Me: “Ma’am, that just means that you buy the ingredients and make the pie yourself.” Customer: “I don’t have time to make pie myself! I need some scratch!”
Not Always Right | Gobble Grunt Gobble
Restaurant | San Jose, CA, USA Me: “Thank you for calling [restaurant], how may I help you?” Customer: “Hi, I was wondering if you guys sold male chicken?” Me: “We do sell chicken, but I am not sure we know the gender.” Customer: “But someone told me that you guys sold male chicken for Thanksgiving dinners.” Me: “Thanksgiving dinner? Are you talking about a turkey?” Customer: “Yeah! The male chicken!”
No Matter What...
I have to remember...I'm a BBW, only slightly attractive, BUT I'm an honest, caring, loving, and passionate person who is damn funny. I have to believe that someday some one will accept it all. The short comings, the dorkiness, and the lonliness I've had to overcome...the sadness. I have to remember that it's all me, and I can't apologize...won't ever change. it's just me. I have to believe some day that I'm worth it. I have to remember...everything good and sweet and wonderful. No matter what.    
Some People Are Kind Of Retarded....
I have seen several people waste their money and time here on fubar, and here are just two examples:   Number one:  I saw a person with a blast, but no default picture.  How stupid is that?  Number two:  This happened to be tonight. Why the fuck would anybody be on HH if their profile is set to private?? No point in it, IMHO, because the only people who can go rate them is their friends who probably already rate them anyway. Wasted money and time.
If Kissing Was...
If kissing was just two people touching lips, it wouldn't touch our hearts and bind our souls the way it does.
Skills For Sell
OK, first off am not good at this. I hate selling myself. But here goes. I am a excellent image retoucher. I have been doing it for almost 15 years professionally. I need fubucks. So it is simple. Go to my Default and my bomb folder. You like the stuff I do, I trade bucks for work. Simple free market stuff. Morphs, flashy gifs, composites (combine several images) sexy image effects. What ever you need. Of course, the complexity of the work will determine the price, but I promise you will get something you like. It will be good stuff. If you want to see more, go to my web page If you do not need or want anything, please pass on the word. I am trying to raise a lot of fubucks and could use the help. Like I said, I suck at this, buck I kick ass at working images. Help me spread the word. Dan
I Know…..
I know we just met.I know you have fear.I know you just cant think clear.But you must know.I am here.You push me away.Thats all to clear.But have no fear.I will be here.Open your eyes.Dry your tears.Im here for years.Thats all to clear.For your first kiss.I have no fears.I have you on my mind.I wish you were here.I know you love me.Thats all to clear.We just have some fears.Oh please oh please.I just want you here.
I’m A Failure. (one Of My Negative Ones)
I failed in life.I failed in love.I failed to let loose.I failed.I failed to live.I failed to breed.I failed my family.I failedI failed the truth.I failed the lie.I failed as life passed my by.
The Reason For Water ....
This is proven ... But by no means do you stop anything unless you have your physican's support!!!!   DRINK WATER ON EMPTY STOMACH It is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately after waking up every morning. Furthermore, scientific tests have proven a its value. We publish below a description of use of water for our readers. For old and serious diseases as well as modern illnesses the water treatment had been found successful by a Japanese medical society as a 100% cure for the following diseases: Headache, body ache, heart system, arthritis, fast heart beat, epilepsy, excess fatness, bronchitis asthma, TB, meningitis, kidney and urine diseases, vomiting, gastritis, diarrhea, piles, diabetes, constipation, all eye diseases, womb, cancer and menstrual disorders, ear nose and throat diseases.METHOD OF TREATMENT1. As you wake up in the morning before brushing teeth, drink 4 x 160ml glasses of water .....interesting 2. Brush and
Nikki I Will Always Remember
Oh Nikki!I wish you could see how I feel.I wish you could feel how you make my heart beat.I Love you.I Miss you.Your everything to me Nikki.I want to hear you say I love you too.Believe it.Never  forget me.I would have been your everything.I would have made all your dreams come true.I wanted to lay with you underneath the same great sky.I would have been your hope.I would have loved you forever.I wanted so much for you Nikki.You were my everything.All that I been through .My love for you never changed.I would have died in you r arms.I will miss you Nikki.
Homemade Facial
Article: Natural Honey and Oatmeal Mask - by Greg Podsakoff The most popular home made mask is an oatmeal mask It is a simple, completely safe mask, and it works perfectly for people with oily skin. The ingredients are as follows:  1/3 cup of regular or fast cook oatmeal (1-3 minutes)  ¼ cup of honey  ½ cup of water  Mix the water and the oatmeal together, and cook. Then, set the oatmeal aside to cool and thicken. As it is cooling, mix in the ¼ cup of honey. Once the mask is well mixed and cool, apply a thin even layer to the skin.  Be careful when applying this mask around the eyes. Though completely safe, the oatmeal can cause slight eye irritation. Better yet, place a used tea bag over the eyelids to reduce any redness or eye irritation.  The way this mask works is simple. The oatmeal in the mask is the primary “active” ingredient. It works to absorb excess oil on the skin and in the pores. Oatmeal will also help remove excess skin cells, and exfoliate the skin. The
  "Transition from Arkansas to South Carolina"! Part 1 Current mood:  drunkCategory: Life Dude's, after my divorce I've been lost for the last 6 years.  So after 15 beers, 3 shots of Jager, 2 pints of Vodka, 3 Twinkies and a Snickers bar with a shot of Jack I decided to go on a quest and I figured out it would be a hard one.  After my 16th beer and 8th shot of Jack I decided "Ohh well, I'll take a piss and we'll get this show on the road!"  Unfortunatly my water was shut off, so don't drink the worm...  So I walked to the door and realized that it's 16 below 0 out there and I lost all my clothes in the damn divorce.  Thats when I came to the conclusion that there's still half a bottle of Jack, 2 beers, a shot of Jager, 3 twinkies and half a snickers bar.  So I looked at the dog, petted her, and let her know I needed to take yet another piss, damn worm.  After I peed in her water bowl, thinking it was my bathroom, forgetting I didn't have one (damn worm again!). 
Vampyric Evil Train
      Vampyric Evil   The Rules:   1. Stop by Reapers's page, rate the Dragons folder of pics... He will have an Auto 11s running as well... Start with this one... See Reapers's folder for the "VAMPYRIC EVIL" tags. Rate all the tags in the Folder. Please leave him a comment that you have gotten your tag...   2. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the Party List. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... "Reapers's train" or something like that... If your profile is marked private, then you need to visit each person's profile on this train and add each rider yourself, whether or not they are above or below you on the train...   3. Private me
What can I say about him? I love him to death. Besides my kids..hes my greatest joy.  Best dog I have ever had.  Today he got hit by a car. Thank god..he is huge..and thank god..he just got bruised and nothing else. We took him to vet to be checked out. Came out of there feeling alot better..even though we were 150 dollars less..and still owe more. That was gonna be for more christmas stuff..but hey? Somethings are worth more than gifts.  He is worth it! Has been a pretty emotional day.. all I can say. It truly amazes me someone can hit a animal like that..and just drive away though. Anyways.. thats been my day. I have also been working last few days so not been on much.. but all my family on here are in my thoughts.. I wish all a wonderful Christmas.. if I dont speak to u before then. xoxo nikki
Best Of Me.
They know of you but they never really know you. The deeper they get the more you'll find yourself upset. I'm not what you want me to be. I'm not a thing of change and this is the best of me and check this you'll never get to me. I contain a passion that burns bright as the sun but can you stand it? Many have tried many have failed. The journy to bear ones soul is filled with many dangers and yet you ask for it so openly. Why I find myself asking, because you think I'd look cute at your side? How vain such a thought is, if all you desire is lust than state it as so. You'll not become the beast of my burden, you'll not be another mark in the book of my life. Ask those before you each and everyone of them has suffered under me. It's not that I'm out to make another person suffer me, no but why should I offer you my best when you can't even contain or controll yourself? Most my age can jump from one to another but me I latch on like a parasite to it's host. I'll feed off of you like none
~holiday Lovins~
I wanna ty everyone for all the love this Holiday. Im sorry I cant love on u back with blings but I try other ways lol. Being a single mom at Christmas is hard sometimes, especially now that I aslo have my nephews and niece.. They are gonna have a wonderful xmas lol, plus my daughters 13th birthday is on the 28th, ughhhhh =] She is soo excited, so mom supplied her with gifts cards to the movies and Buffalo wild wings (her favorite place lol).. I hope everyone has a wonderful Holiday and I promise to be back loving on everyone after its all over lol..Love and kisses to my Fu family, U guys are amazing!!xoxoxoxo
I'm On Facebook
Yes !!! I as arrived ...  I am on Facebook ... Looking for family to join in Mafia Wars, Vampire Wars, Petville, Yoville, Uno, Castle Age, Farmville, Enchancted Island!!!   and if the game is fun, I'll join you to !!!!   you can look me up by Skynightwolf ... that should find me .. if not let me know and I'll get or give info to add you up!!!
Santa Gifts
This may be my last year to do the Santa thing. My son is 9 yrs old. I found a big red felt sack with a gold cord & white pom pom ends. I wrapped the Santa presents & put them in the sack. I am planning to make it look like my house was the last stop & Santa left the bag for Alex. Cute?? I think so!
Soberity Baby
Soberity oh baby you and me weren't meant to betogther never for very long We both know it will never last so you should get moving on I'm going down to Bonnaro Down to Tennesse I'm going down to Bonnarogonna buy me some drugs Hit on hippy chicks and slut myself out for hugsSomeday sometime maybe I'll be coming homeSomehow someway baby I'm coming homeI'm going down to Florida KeysHoping you'll forget about meNever liked to way you made me feelSoberity oh baby we weren't meant to beNever together for very long
Christmas Auction
The Origin Of Love
When the earth was still flat,And the clouds made of fire,And mountains stretched up to the sky,Sometimes higher,Folks roamed the earthLike big rolling kegs.They had two sets of arms.They had two sets of legs.They had two faces peeringOut of one giant headSo they could watch all around themAs they talked; while they read.And they never knew nothing of love.It was before the origin of love.The origin of loveAnd there were three sexes then,One that looked like two menGlued up back to back,Called the children of the sun.And similar in shape and girthWere the children of the earth.They looked like two girlsRolled up in one.And the children of the moonWere like a fork shoved on a spoon.They were part sun, part earthPart daughter, part son.The origin of loveNow the gods grew quite scaredOf our strength and defianceAnd Thor said,"I'm gonna kill them allWith my hammer,Like I killed the giants."And Zeus said, "No,You better let meUse my lightening, like scissors,Like I cut the legs off the whal
Each Life Affects Another
We may not always realize that everything we do, affects not only our lives but touches others, too! For a little bit of thoughtfulness that show someone you care, creates a ray of sunshine for both of you to share. Yes, everytime you offer someone a helping hand... everytime you show a friend you care and understand... Everytime you have a kind and gentle word to give... you help someone find beauty in this precious life we live. Happiness bring happiness and loving ways bring love; and Giving is the treasure that contentment is made of.
While talking to one of my fubar friends we came to the subject of pankackes lol.. Which got me to remembering makin them from scratch.. (yes i'm awsome i can do that) I can remember growing up in Eden Az  (where i learned how to make from scratch) and i remember my dad making pankakes so big and heavy... the man used weat flour and some other type of grains that even the heartiest eater could only eat one maybe one and a half!! But What i remember most when growing up is my siblings horror storries about these pancakes.. he used to put different things in them... not just bananna or chocholate chips like normal parents noooo he put stuff like corn and green beans lol let me just say THANK GOD HE LEARNED BETTER BY THE TIME I CAME AROUND LMAO
Self Serve Christmas
A kindly 90-year-old grandmother found buying presents for family and friends a bit much oneChristmas, so she wrote out checks for all of them to put in their Christmas cards. In each card she wrote, "Buy your own present" and then sent them off. After the Christmas festivities were over, she found the checks in her desk! Everyone had gotten a Christmas card from her with "Buy your own present" written inside, but without the checks! 
Im Making Salutes For Anyone Who Gives Me Lots Of Fubux For Spotlight Or Anything Off My Xmas List...
Im making salutes for anyone Who Gives me Lots of Fubux for spotlight or Anything off my Xmas list... Fubar My Xmas List _ Happy hour _ Bling Pack _ 11's Bling _ Bomb Bling _ couple of Tickers _ Alot of fubux for spot light so i can level _ A Blast _ A Fu pony haha jk no one will eva get me that rofl Merry xmas all .. i luv u all reguardless p.s- leave me a inbox that u sent something cause i can have a list of who to make signs for thnx
This Might Clear Up A Few Things Lol
I think Im confusing a few fu's which I didnt mean too. I am not married in real life only on Fu. I chose married when I got fumarried almost 9 ths ago out of respect for Crazy..I dont live in Texas yet, I still live in Chicago where Im freezing my butt off lol..I hope this clears up  a few things if not, SB me and I might reply lol xoxoxo
You Broke My Heart......
This Needs To Be The New Bling! Dear Fu Gods Make This The New Bling
dear fu gods plz make this the new bling haha
The Year 2009 And What I Have Been Up To !!!
C51 - Peeps On Fubar
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How Im Feelin Today
so yall its been forever since i blogged. well i been feelin kinda down the last few days, comin up on christmas and its a hard time for me, that is my dads b-day, and its been a long road to get here but i miss my dad still, july 4th 2003 he was takin away from me by cancer, it sucks bad cause i really want him here to just talk to and i wa=onder if i made him proud ya know those kinda things that are on my mind. dad i miss and love you so much you always on my mind R.I.P dad and happy b-day on christmas
Physical Therapy.
What joys I begin my PHYSICAL THERAPY today, not sure how this shit works but DOC said that it's in my best interests to do so. I'm in none stop pain all the time from the treatments I've had over the year from MAY of 2008 till now.. My back & hips hurt so bad that sometimes I feel as if I'm going down an have a few times fucking myself up of course but at least I'm still here with my family & that there is worth all the pain I'm going through, if it wasn't for GOD/MY  HUSBAND/FATHER-IN-LAW & MOTHER maybe things would have been different but I'm very happy to have such loving people around me to make things easier.. Will never say that my health isn't bad but at least my body is in good shape since all this has happened to me, I take so many damn pills in which I hate but have ta  take em for the menopause,pain & depression and so on... Anyways wish me luck cause I'll need it....
1 John 3   1 John 4   1 John 5   Bible Reading Plan -- Complete NIV Bible in a YearRead the NIV Bible in a year, reading three chapters daily and five on Sundays.---------------------------------------
Sit Ubu Sit
I was in a chat room the other day and some guy who claimed to be a "master" IMs me. No biggie. Most aren't but every now and then you run across an actual one. We chat for a bit and he has this thing where he's just constantly manhandling me. Now I'm not overly fond of people that I don't know touching me in the first place and even though it was virtual, it was starting to work on my last good nerve. I tried to be polite about it explaining that I wasn't His and even though I don't belong to One, that doesn't make me fair game. Did Mr. Man get it?! *shakes head* So, I snap. I get the lecture on how I'm being disrespectful, I need to be controlled, blah, blah, blah. Hello, respect is earned not given cause you demand it. You're totally being disrespectful to me and you think I'm gonna be all "yes master"? Yeah, I don't think so. I move on. He ignores me or leaves the chatroom whenever I enter. Oh yeah, you can tell how my heart is bleeding. Today, I happened to be chatting with
No Wonder
They say shes a fool for giving in..but sometiems that doesnt even matter.sometimes  you think maybe its karma... i use to not beleive in karma so much... but given my perdicament  it seems like its comeing back and biteing me  in the ass..go figure my luck.... i hope my luck gets better soon...
Kamelot - Soul Society
    If my soul could reviveFrom my carnal remainsWhat does it matter to meIf it all fades to blackIf I'm born once againThen no one really is freeHow could I be condemnedFor the things that I've doneIf my intentions were goodI guess I'll never knowSome things under the sunCan never be understoodHow can we believe in heavenHuman reason counters allIdeas of a soul societyMy life is just a fragmentOf the universe and allThere must be more than I can seeIn the dark we're the sameIn the concept of timeWe're like a grain in the sandAnd we strive for the flameAs if death was our aimCause we cannot understandHow I wish there was heavenAll for one and one for allA flawless soul societyOur lives are just a fragmentOf the universe and allThere may be more than we can see
Eyes like lifeless black marbles in the flickerA fleet of klickity clack, swoop sweep and scribble.I'm unsure of how many hours I've sat in this positionmechanical automatic and unawarewaking only occasionally to follow a familiar footstepor an edgling glint of a smile. God I wish you were my job. Those eyes that pierce without apologyspike heels, that novice strutwit like the thick leggy curve of a scimitarhipster panties edging through her jeanslips like strawbery daquiris in the desert. Visions so sweet like daylight raindrops on asphalt I just want to pop you in my mouth.And be. When I leave this place, I step through glass floating like winding staircaseselectronic rhythms in my headlights crackling and dimming behind meout above the still urban sprawlmonoliths, towers and cool greyswith no other remote suggestion of mankindup the edge of the greatest spireserenely humming alongrecomposing reality and song as I go. No terror in the emptiness.No catastrophes to be oblivious of
Amazing Home Remedies Lmao
Leaving Work Early
Leaving Work Early Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they watched the boss leave work early. One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early? The brunette was thrilled to be home early...she did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early. The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date. The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss! Gently she closed the door and crept out of the house. The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them. N
Christmas To Me
In todays' day and time, it's easy to lose sight, of the true meaning of Christmas and one special night. When we go shopping, We say "How much will it cost?" Then the true meaning of Christmas, Somehow becomes lost. Amidst the tinsel, glitter And ribbons of gold, We forget about the child, born on a night so cold. The children look for Santa In his big, red sleigh Never thinking of the child Whose bed was made of hay. In reality, When we look into the night sky, We don't see a sleigh But a star, burning bright and high. A faithful reminder, Of that night so long ago, And of the child we call Jesus, Whose love, the world would know. John Mollenhauer - That's What Christmas Is To Me
Dear Fu-land........
Dear Fu-Land,   I was pondering the realities of this site and the way people act when they are on here. I've noticed that "some" individuals take this site way to serious and forget that it is just a play-land for adults. Here you can be and say just about anything you want.   There are so many options here for the delusional ones who want what they can't have in real life. Where else can you get fu-married one week and fu-divorced the next? On this site you can be a girl, even if you're not really.   There is a reason Baby Jesus has his name......He can make the lame walk and the ugly pretty here. All you have to do is create what you want and run with that fantasy.   With that being said, some of you lame asses need to stop taking this place so serious and learn to have fun.........Just sayin  
Not Always Right | Pink Is The New Black
Bookstore | Portland, OR, USA Caller: “Is this the store that sells those little Christmas trees in different colors? Including the one in black?” Me: “Yes, it is. Are you interested in one?” Caller: “No! I want to complain! You’re selling black Christmas trees! That’s satanic!” Me: “I’m sorry. We sell lots of other colors, too. Pink, purple, neon green, silver.” Caller: “Your store is owned by the Devil! Black is the color of Satan! You should be ashamed!” Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am. We sell many different colors of trees and a lot of customers really like the black tree. I can assure you, it’s just a Christmas tree.” Caller: “Well, I don’t agree. I think black is satanic! Christmas trees should be green!” Me: “I understand and will inform our manager of your feelings. Is there anything else I can help you with?” Caller: “Oh, yes…
Recap, Give Without Knowing Who Gave
i wrote a blog on how i was gana help someone i over heard talkin at a christmas party i hosted. and it went well, that night i delivered her car, gave her the money in an envelope not signed and under her door. along with an application to our other resteraunt so she could have a job. she found it all and wasssssssss flabergasted she came in for the job and got it and asked alllllllll kinds of questions. and. she still doesnt know how wanderful is that shit.                    hugs frankielee
Fun After School
            It was last period and I was egger to get home and play. I had been thinking dirty thoughts all day and I needed to do something about it before I exploded from it. As soon as the bell rings I run out the room all the way home. I did not notice the car in the drive way when I ran by to get inside. When I finally stopped it was to see my step Daddy in the computer. He had not noticed that I was home since I left the door open when I ran in the house. I slowly go back to close it then I quietly walk up behind my step Daddy to see what he was doing. When I saw that he was doing the one thing I wanted to do it make me wetter than before. I grab a chair and put my leg on it after I take off my panties so I can play.              I start to play with myself watching him jerk off to porn. I could not believe it but it made me wetter just thinking about him fucking me like the guy was in the movie he was watching. I guess I made a noise or something because he turned in his seat
Demons In The Dark
As night comes,The dark forms figures on the wall,I close my eyes,And try to sleep,I try to block it all,But the creatures lurk,Waiting for that hour,They will come,With great hunger and great power,To haunt and to seize,All the dreams that keep you safe,They fill your head with nightmares,You cannot be saved,A single tear forms on my face,The same as every night,It feeds the deadly creatures,As soon as theres no light,They can sense your fear,Your hatred and your pain,They get inside your head,And drive you insane..
A Reflection
I left work with a mission. Finish Christmas shopping & feast at the Seneca-Allegany casino buffet.   Why feast last night?  I dunno.  Perhaps my desk jockeying was extra strenuous yesterday.  Perhaps this below zero temperature kicked on some biological need to consume vast numbers of calories.  Perhaps I am a bottomless pit.   I got in line & luckily there were only 4 people in front of me.  Old people move really really really slow.  No worries.  This was a marathon, not a sprint.  I had patience and strategy. The waitress showed me to my table, in the smoking section.  I asked for Ice water w/lemon and black coffee. She invited me to go to the buffet.   Plate #1:  A big pile of crab legs.  4 whole sets and a couple of spare claws.  Drawn butter.   No claw cracking tool – those are for pussies.  And –a few mini mushrooms to cleanse the palate and enjoy each set of claws as though they were the first.  A nice appetizer.     Plate #2:  A ¾ inch thick slab of medium
I Have Been Reading To Much Damn Ayn Dnd
I should think it suicidal, my desire for escape.   Although it is not the death of my body that I long for but the death of the decisions that have lead me to the desire.  I accept that suffering is as it should be, a notion that gives me strength to continue because I am constantly waging against this emotion and therefore I am more honorable by comparison.  Should I have ignored this fact, and instead accomplished my own desires, where would the suffering of my soul be then? Lost I suppose, lost with the desire for suicidal escape.
For Chritmas:plz Send Me Blingpacks(i Have None)happy Hour (my Last One Was 2yrs Ago And Not Once On This Account)a 11's(i Hardly Ever Have Them)a
For Chritmas:Plz Send me Blingpacks(i have none)Happy hour (my last one was 2yrs ago and not once on this account)a 11's(i hardly ever have them)a bomb (i never had one) or Fubux i need 7 people to send me 1million so i can get spot light plzzz Merry xmas ( I will add you to my profile if u get me a hh or blast or send me a mill or more and mention u or your lonuge in blast or hh so u can be rated too ... Also Ill make salutes for anyone that gets me Anything off my xmas list thnks love u all p.s- leave me a inbox that u sent something cause i can have a list of who to make signs for thnx
To My Friends...
If in the storm-affected regions, please keep safe. We just had a blizzard here and it looks like something even worse is headed your way. Anycase, all best for this week, the rest of the year and of course 2010.  Cheers!!! Eric
Is It Too Late...?
When time comes to read these words that I have written for you with an open heart and know my words are true. To my first Grand-daughter Emerald my blooming flower shall my heart enrich you to your ending days for I walk beside you always. I wish you to take the time to smell the roses, And collect a pocket full of poseys. Take time to watch the wings of a dragonfly, And go see that a willow really does cry. Go run barefoot through a field of flowers, Know yourself well;know your internal powers. Watch the flames of a high blazing fire, To see the dragons full desires. Never blow a flame to put it out, Should smother without a doubt. Make a wish on a first seen star, May your thoughts be true and up to par. Sing a song out loud for all to hear, You'll always have a listening ear... Take a ride bareback on a Unicorn on its way to a hidden place, Learn the true meaning behind a butterfly..look close for you may see a face. Hold close the true meaning on unconditional love, Fo
Blocking Someone From My Cell Phone....and How People Are Stupid.
Ok, so, I stupidly gave someone my phone number a month back, thinking he would be a cool friend to text... and he sends messages like this: "Hola hola hola!!!!! How u d0ing? hEy y0 itS j0e!" The last part of it is his signature, which shows up with every text. His texts...they are like he is mass messaging people to see how many will respond. Anyway, he text me at 3 am one night, to see if "I" and probably countless many others, was/were awake. This i don't mind when it is, for example, my best friend or someone close to me. But he drove me nuts. So, I finally told him never to text me again, in which he replies...but I thought you liked texting, and you never text me back! BYE!.  He still keeps texting me, even after I deleted his number from my contact list. And, me, I just ignore his messages. But today I am trying to figure out how to completely block his ass from my phone, and found this clever trick on Yahoo! Answers.  The person said to reply to the texts with : "Your text has
Christmas Eve 09 At My Place:
Angels To Watch Over You
click for more cards         send this card through mail When times are tough, and it seems your all out of luck... Take a really deep breath ,but do not sigh for you are being watched over by our God Most High. Now I know that there are those of you who just will not believe... But I have learned not to worry about those things I will receive. I used to be so organized and had everything just so.. But I have found myself in disarray and had to let things go. I have lost the hustle and bustle and trying to get things done to please all my relatives and friends who I love dearly. It,s not because I don,t love them anymore, or just don,t want to do it. But its because I do not have it to give. America has lost it,s way and more people are out of work everyday. My husband is one of those, and I am ashamed to say that I make a little over minimum wage. And this is after 14 years of service, I seem to have gone backwards instead of forward somehow. I fell helpless and lost myself being too
Here's A Thought
If you heard that a woman had two men at once what would you think? Whore right??? Most people I know would......... But then theres the whole... If a guy has two women they are the man? Doesnt make sense to me.. most should think they were a man whore.   Just saying.. I'd say... "Well if its okay for a man its okay for a woman." Whatever.. Just a thought
A Prayer From A Soldier
I AM A SOLDIER"I am a soldier, a prayer warrior, of the army of my God. The Lord Jesus Christ is my Commanding Officer. The Holy Bible is my code of conduct. Faith, Prayer and the Word are my weapons of warfare."I have been taught by the Holy Spirit, trained by experience, tried by adversity, and tested by fire."I am a volunteer in this army, and I am enlisted for eternity. I will either retire in this army at the Rapture or die in this Army; but I will not get out, sell out, be talked out. I am faithful, capable, and dependable."If my God needs me, I am there."I am a soldier, a prayer warrior. I am not a baby. I do not need to be pampered, petted, primed up, pumped up, picked up, or pepped up."I am a soldier, a prayer warrior. No one has to call me, remind me, write me, visit me, entice me, or lure me."I am a soldier, a prayer warrior. I am not a wimp. I am in place, saluting my King, obeying His orders, praising His name, and building His Kingdom!"I am a soldier, a prayer warrior. No
The Nice Girl Always Gets Hurt
I am absolutely drained emotionally, and physically. I have always been a good, genuine, caring and nice person. I've always put others before myself and i've always made sure that someone was okay. Whether it was a simple friendship or a relationship, I have always put myself aside so that someone else could be happy. I've always been the sweet one in the group of friends because of how much I cared about others. However, i've out done myself. I have always been there for someone, and given all of my energy and time and emotions to people and friends and what do I recieve in return? Nothing. Nothing at all. I don't even know if I have a friend that really gives a damn. I feel so alone and it almost makes me regret being a nice person. However I couldn't stop being a nice person because its who I am. I know that i'm a no bullshit person but I have a weakness for helping people. I guess people in this world really are ungrateful and just get their big boost up from people like me, the l
Lifes Changes
Well in the last couple months I have been thrown some drastic life changes....My husband that I really thought was my heart and soul had left me for another that wasnt the case but Iam seein it differently....So here it is christmas day and I have my 2nd and FINAL divorce pending WOW is all I have to say...So a couple weeks ago I packed me and my car up (along with Izabella my dog) and headed to Virgina...Things were good at 1st till I noticed the guy I was seeing was a crackhead and I mean literally UGH!!!! What a damper well the night I find this out his roomate/landlord asks me for $50 to buy more drugs I was like WTF I need outta here and NOW!!! So here I go and get ahold of my dear friends Joe and Tracy in West Virgina and this is where Iam currently am...Well Iam enjoying the good company with friends but I also miss home but Michigan ONLY brought me down deeper and deeper....So I have apps out there looking for work and they look promising YaY!!! Joe and Tracy ar
My Mr Grinch Mumm
a little nostalgia should put a smile on your face... My mumm is about im trying to decide if i should just make the motzarella sticks, breaded mushrooms and butterflied shrimps or just make a salad to be healthy and stuff... but the real question is what will soak up the after dinner drinks better?fried or forage     so since i have a problem with my mumms getting deleted for no reason...i figured i would blog the contents to have a back up, since nobody can ever tell me why it got deleted... and if anyone would be so kind to screen shot the actual MUMM and paste it here for me id appreciate it... I dont see any reason why this mumm would be concidered opffensive by far, but just in case one of my fans reports it and gets deleted :) merry christmas
Simply The Best And The Biggest Hairy Site I've Ever Seen! - Jean, Madison
what,,,no shit/// i am totally hearing about shit through my stereo speakers right now....shhhh....omg brittney murphy is dead from crank...i wonder if theres any left...these speakers are on really they are..talking real soft...all jibberish... no wait this is a toaster oven....where in the fuck is my record player....i got MOTLEY CRUE TOO FAST FOR LOVE from my gay roomate BRIAN for christmas...i bet he picked it cause the guy on the cover is all leather POLK ST./GOT SPANKED TOO MUCH FOR LOVE.....looks sorta light in the loafers....why does this peace of shit say i am spelling wrong...wait..whos fucking computer is this??? you mother fuckers better not be switching out comp shit on me......they have porn sites now devoted to girls with really  hairy pussy can you believe that,,,and i look at the shit check this out... Well, I'm member since the start of the site, i guess this says enough. They definitely have the best hairy collection - James, Bristol    Definitely th
Explain This
I see the beauty in her eyes that capture my heart the windows of her soul tantalize my mind while apart holding my attention while I try to focus on the task at hand its a splendor I wish for all to understand Where can I begin without making you forget that all parts are equal as the unequivocal radiance can never be done in a sequel It changes from day to day in the blink of an eye but not in the sense in which you begin to pry For years can pass and the day will cease to come undone when I would find my moment of bliss unsettled under the sun Though you may think I may be a bit to optimistic if you knew the lady you would think this was pure simplistic Because heaven has come to earth in the form of undeniable inner beauty a tender caring person with a genuine golden chalice for all to see No way to hide the mind of a unraveled jigsaw of knowledge and the strength to with stand any barrage Either way my few words can never fully explain either way the day comes with excitemen
My heart lays broken,My God was cruel to me today.To hand me such a vision,Then keep it so far away. To put such beauty in my eyes,And never have it near.Brings a sadness to my heart,And to my eyes a tear. I hope in my travels,I meet this beautiful lass.Because this work of beauty,From my heart will never pass.
A Foolish Man
“A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed”
New Year Blessings
My Greatest Fault
Tell me what I'd have to change. What would I have to do To slip into your arms; for me to make sweet love to you. Must I climb the highest cliff; swim along the ocean floor Crawl over broken glass - would you demand that I do more? Could you take me as I am, with my issues and my flaws Pull me to your chest without a hesitation or a pause? Slide my hungry tongue between your parted lips. Run my anxious fingers along your quivering hips. Wrap you in my passion, expose your every need. Press your steamy lips to mine, every secret freed. Sprinkle your tears across my cheek, confess every desire Moan my name, call me yours, and set my soul on fire. Need me more with every breath that slips into your chest, Please me nightly, miss me daily, never compare me with the rest. Grip your wrists; look into your eyes, and say the words you long to hear Kiss you roughly, and scream my name, forever hold me dear. Do I ask for wishes that could never quite come true? Is my sin, my greatest fault, tha
Rut Roh--- I Am Thinking Again
I have just been thinking... We make a few friends some show their true self and stay by your side.. Some shows respect, loyalty, friendship and love. Some have lost by distance, sickness and death. Some may know your strong points, as well as your weakness... There are some that are true, Some that are there every day, Some that you miss.... .... ... ...But then there are some you won't... There are some that use you and think of your friendship as ...a game... Why we put thought into the ones that hurt us the most? Why even care? If you're like me... I don't take a friendship for granted. Cherish the ones closet to me the most.. Yea, there is downfall for being that way.. maybe at times a little niave.. Call it what you want.. Don't give me the "Gimme this, and I'll do this for you" What, when & how.... I'll show ya a friendship in off the wall out-of- blue My friendship is true for who the ones who are just there to put a smile on my f
Didn't See It Coming
She walked into this bar and I thought I knew as my curiosity wondered searching for a clueThe piece that flowed into place seamed to be all that I yearnedtaking my heart towards my desires previously learnedShe held my hand while I was sitting on the sidelinelike a wish on a star I drank from the finest glass of wineCaressing this genuine love I thought was held in both our heartsin this sweet slumber of bliss I thought we would never part Proving me wrong in the days to pass by wondering where I went wrong as she lost that twinkle in her eye Replaced by the absent mindless of selfish person she began to unravel at the seams under the sun Trying to go beyond the inevitable my efforts where not enough cause her past was never left behind the rough Hidden within my own blindness to see the ugly truth only if I knew the lies spoken under my roof
Things To Think About In A Non Perfect World
ive done some things in my life that im not proud of. hell noone is perfect after all. as this year comes to a close i sit and think back on all thats happend in my life this year. i realize that the way i went about dealing with things wasnt the best way to deal with them. i admit i am an over emotional person and yes i do let them emotions rule me and alot of the times it usually bites me in the ass. i understand that and i except it for what it is. i recently moved out to arizona to reclaim my life and hopefully get on the right track, again im not perfect and i make mistakes. one major one is i have been addicted to marijuana for years and it all but ruled my life until i had my kids. over the years i have drastically cut back on my usage until it is almost non exsistant. i have been sober for almost a month now and it feels great. yes of course i have my cravings once in a while especially when i get stressed, and lets face it ive been stressed since i got out here but who dont g
Ngc 6217
Getting To Know Me
Looking back did you ever think you would be where you are now?Not really.  I thought I would be smarter when I grew up. Is there anyone getting on your nerves at the moment?Yep.Are you wearing a ring, if so who gave it to you?Yes.  My wedding and engagement rings from my husband. Last place you fell asleep other than your bed?The couch. Is there someone that makes you happy every time you talk to them?Yes, there are a few people. What's the age difference between you and your best friend?My daughter is 18 years younger than I am. How often do you talk on the phone?A couple of times a month.  When it can't be avoided.  I hate talking on the phone. Is anyone else in the room with you?My little munchkin. Would you run down the street naked if it meant earning $15,000?Twice!Do you believe what goes around comes around?Yes.  But I don't think I will necessarily be there to see it when it happens.  Does it annoy when a person posts alot of surveys?Not really.  If I'm not in the mood, I
One Of Those Days!!!
I dunno if its cuz of the holiday's or just because I do the same fucking thing every day!, go to work, pay bills, NEVER go on a trip for my self, get the occasional piece of ass what ever!!! I feel like im gonna do something just to shake things up...well I all ready have broken a few dishes balled my eyes out yelled at the top of my lungs!!! but still feel all vented up!! u ever get like that?
I Am An Oracle----
 Now Fu - wan'ts me to get 23 more friends into this (drug)
Please Ready :d
twas the ghetto nite before christmas and all through the hood not a gat was poping like the normaly would. the dime bags were hung on the chimdey with care,in hope that my weed dealer splif livingstin would soon be there.the children all rested and snug in there beds while visoins of sugar plums danced in there head cause they eat some shrooms before they went to bed.when say what to my wondering eyes do i spy was a tricked out pimped out mother fucking ride, with a little old driver all retarded and tan i knew it must be st. nick or that cat from the wu tang clan,more rappers than eagles courses they came,he wistled and called them by name. on 2pac on dre snoop and biggie on fifty cube flave and ditty,to the top or the porch and to the top of the wall now dash away before i bust a cap in u all,and then twinkling i heard on the roof, the prancen and poorin of each little hoof,my glock in my hand as was turning around and down the chimney st nick came with a bound he was pimped all in
Ipv6 Could One Day....
If they ever get IPv6 out and usable that would mean they could issue a IP for every living person on the planet and still have plenty left over. thats 2^128 total unique addresses. if they ever do this, that means everyone would have to watch what they say or do on the net, as their actions then could be tracked by that ip, since it would more then likely require you to log in via your ip, from any and all locations. thus making your ip your internet name, and requiring you to register your password and change it frequently ...   Just a thought to ponder.
Hid Between The Lines~by Jd
Perpendicular and pulled apart, All the good inside me that used to exist has died. I had one foot on the ledge and just as i was about to act, You joined me in my last stand still and somehow all the misery i began to forget.   The world is going to come crashing down i haven't the dlightest clue, I want to say " I dont care you dont even know me" but somewhere inside i cannot back down. I can make it sound so easy to feel alive, Trust me when i say everything i touch withers and dies, So many have came along and tried to change me around and all have found no solution.   I am a liar, And no matter what i try to do, I cannot bring this back and make it real, Yet, No matter how convincing i can be, Your the only thing i cannot deny why are you so stuck inside me. I do not know how to even begin to find a starting point, I am past the point of turning back, Now this is all gonna come crashing down, I'll lose you and i wont blame you for never coming back.   I tried to rew
I Wonder If This Is Really Hidden
can anyone actually see this?
The Loneliest Night Of My Life
Random Bit
Dare you to tell me the last place you got kissed?Ex's placeHow do you feel right now?Blah. Just lazyWhen was the last time you were upset?about 36 hours ago.Will you talk to the person you like tonight?I don't like no one atm.What was the first thing you did this morning?woke up, had to recall the dream I was just having and said outloud "christ, vampires. again?!"What is the song you are listening to?I'm not listening to music atm.Do you have plans for tonight?um, as usual. it'll be centered around nothing alongside with trolling online and a hour or two of playing WoWWho are you most likely to be frustrated with?My brother.Do you like reading?Yes. Do I do it often? Not so much. I've not found a interesting read lately. Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep at night? Nope. Neva. Usually 6. 7 tops. Is there anything stressing you out currently?um, life. money. etc. But, gotta remember, according to others.. faith will take care of it all if we'll leave it alone. pft. faith aint bout
How To Make Love Cake
Ingredients: 4 Laughing eye4 Well-shaped legs4 Loving arms2 Firm milk containers2 Nuts1 Fur lined mixing bowl1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results, continue to knead milk containers 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight) 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do no lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town.
Relationship Status
I often get asked about my relationship status. For some reason, people seem to have a hard time accepting that I'm single. Generally, it doesn't bother me. After I say "yes, I really am single," I answer their next question: no, it's not by choice. I just don't get many options to date. Until recently, I was working three jobs so my social life was definitely put on the back burner. I also don't have a large circle of friends here in Montana, so I feel that makes it harder to meet guys especially when my two closest friends happen to be a couple. I've just accepted that. Lately, though, this whole single business has been nagging at the corner of my mind. Sometimes, I don't choose to be single and others I very much make that choice whether I like to admit it or not. I've been single a long, long time. My last serious relationship ended when I was 18. I dated around a a small bit after that, but I've pretty much been on my own for a solid 5 years. As that number gets bigger, it doe
[she Touched Me.]
I let some demons out today.On here of all places.You know who you are, you know what you heard. But I thought I'd take a minute to focus on the good. And the good is ... it wasn't the last time I was ever going to see her.I went through this whole week thinking she was gone.For really reals. And then tonightat work part 2She was there. Eating crappy food and talking to dipshit prime.So I walked up, smiledand handed her some chocolate.the comment was "see- at least here someone cares about me" ...sigh more than you may ever know. So I asked where she had been, initiated brief somewhat awkward (LOOK! I can be smooth in the right settings, or with the WRONG girl, but not the wrong setting and the RIGHT girl, so being brief is the only way TO be cool right now)and shetouched me ... er... *coughs*yeah. I know, not a big deal, in fact I think she's touched my arm before when I said something outrageously cleverand I barely even remember the circumstances, I think she just... smileda
Two Days Without A Post
Actually found more constructive things to be doing... I must be slipping :). Anyway, it's been a hectic few days/nights. Learned a lot about myself and others. Looking forward to giving one of my best friends his late Christmas gift tomorrow (it just arrived today, rush processing my ass). Got Rock Band 2 complete so me, him, and his gf can all play at the same time (he's getting a PS3). Anyway, I also learned not to do too many "backdraft" shots at the bar... yeah, wasn't pretty lol. Anyway, later all!
Talk About Dumb...
LOL this person didnt look at my profile and was stupid enough to say they were 20 when their profile says 19, and they only got the account 12 days ago, then on top of it all they post professional looking pictures a whole 2.... what sadest is there are idiots that will believe them.. carla: Hi, how are you? I am carla and i am 20 and i am looking for a hot guy to play with or maybe a serious relationships to share my life with so, i attached my picture here so you can see my looks.. or maybe we can talked on private window.. I am online on my y=a=h=o=o and just add me, its carlasmith08=@=y=a=h=o=o.=c=o=m or (just remove the = sign to read my email addy) or just give me your email ID.. hope to talk to you soon.. I am badly waiting for you.. thanks for reading my message.. see ya!.. its me its my pleasure to meet you we can chat anytime you want.. to get more of each other... we can chat now.. love to see you soon carla...
The United Snakes.
To My Owner
You're Makin Me High lyricsI'll always think of youInside of my private thoughtsI can imagine youTouching my private partsWith just the thought of youI can't help but touch my selfThat's why I want you so badJust one night ofMoonlight, with you there beside meAll night, doin' it again and againYou know I want you so bad(Baby, baby, baby)babyOooh I get so highWhen I'm around you babyI can touch the skyYou make my temperature riseYou're makin' me highBaby, baby, baby, babyCan't get my mind off youI think I might be obsessedThe very thought of youMakes me want to get undressedI wanna be with youIn spite of what my heart saysI guess I want you so badAll I want isMoonlight, with you there inside meAll night,(ooh baby) doin' it again and againYou know I want you so badBaby, baby, baby, babyOooh I get so highWhen I'm around you babyI can touch the skyYou make my temperature riseYou're makin' me highBaby, baby, baby, babyI want to feel your heart and soul inside of meLet's make a deal you roll
The One
  I feel things for you that I had forgotten how to feel. I think of you in ways only lovers think of lovers, That seem all to real. I imagine your skin streached taunt over your bones, Your eyes full of love......burdened and worn I feel the blood inside me boil , the closer we become. I want to know where you hide, When theres no place left to run.  All of the secrets ......You lock away inside, That keep your webs of mysterys. hidden and confined. The dreams that lurk in shadows,  Hidden from the light, Nights that turn to days, Passions you ignite, I close my eyes and see a future, Some where far beyond, The childish insecurities , That test this ionic bond.  I see your fingers in my mind, Tracing at my thoughts, Bringing back to life,  A world that I've forgot.  If only for a moment......My soul you reawaken, Black and White snap shots,  Of pictures yet to be taken.  I drift away to sleep , Intoxicated by your love, My hands reaching on,  For somethin
I sit there in the dark all alone it seems, Yet there you are sitting next to me. Why do I feel that I am alone? Why do I feel as my heart is breaking? Questions I ask, I can’t answer. You tell me you love me, And still I am sitting here unsure. You tell me you can’t live without me, And yet I feel as though you’re wrong. It seems that you take for granted that I am here, You expect that I will just always be there. Well truth be told your wrong, I won’t just sit here waiting for you to notice me. I’m not going to have my heart break every time you don’t need me, Because I needed you and you weren’t there. I’ve sat by your side while you ignored me for others, I stayed by your side while your focus was for them not me. Not any more, I won’t take this anymore,
Blue Moon
"Blue Moon"December 31, 2009..the blue moon           1. The third full moon in a three-month calendrical season that has four full moons.         2. The second of two full moons occurring in the same month. Our next Blue Moon will occur Aug. 2012
New Years Eve
So, on New Years Eve or tonight for that matter since it is so early in the AM I will be hanging out in the Den of Iniquity lounge where my good friend MFKN Seabreeze will be on cam in her sexy attire and possibly getting nakey. She says that she will also be fublinging people who are in the lounge when it hits Midnight MST time. (For those in other time zones it's 1am CST, and 2am EST.) I am sending her a little love and advertisement here today!!! :D EDIT:: Change of plans on my part. Everyone should still stop by the Den of Iniquity tonight around midnight PST even if I am not there. If you give me credit I might get fublinged as well! I will try to be home in time for the party in the lounge, but my plans have been changed and I am needed to watch the bf's little brothers for an indefinant amount of time. Have a great New Year if I do not get on to tell everyone!
Fake Ass People
Okay people with fake pics as their profile piss me off. No one is 100% happy with what they see in the mirror but we put ourselves out there just the same. And everyone rates you a 10 regardless so get over yourself.When you steal someone's identity or just put some models pic up and claims it as your own you look stupid.If you dont have a salute but you have 10 million pics dated 5 years ago you are either not that person and its obvious to everyone your a liar. or you gained a bunch of weight and are still not that person and its obvious to everyone your a liar. I know one such girl and i wont name names Skylar and its pathetic. Yeah i called you out. Hey i might not be perfect but at least I'm real.No one is perfect and no one who is worth a damn cares.  I pride myself on not being a shallow person but Liars and Thieves piss me off. If your not comfortable enough in your own skin then i dont want to know you. You spend too much time hating yourself if you got your head out of your
To My Love :)
It's always been a hard thing for me to tell how I feel. But with you it's something new, comfortable and amazing. I can't tell you the way my heart beat when you first told me you loved me Mindi but I hope on the day that I get to hold you, that you will understand. I haven't been so shy around another person since the day that I realized that I loved you, truely and entirely. Hearing your voice, saying your name, even just thinking about you brings me a level of joy that I never thought I would ever obtaine in this life time. I don't know where we will go as time goes on but I can swear to you even now , dspite how freash and young our love is, that I wouldn't mind dedicating every fiber of my being to you. You bring out parts of me that I honeslty never thought were real, in short Mindi I love you truely and entirely and I know you fel the same.
Squaddie/marine Talk!
You know you are/have been a squaddie (marine) when.... You use target indication to point out hot chicks. You use the term 'chicks' You insist on dancing like a dick, whilst your civvie mates insist on trying to dance 'properly'. Your civvie mates don't understand any of the terminology you use such as 'no dramas', 'squared away', 'take a knee' etc. You can't help saying "Roger", "Say again" and other snappy bits of VP You use acronyms thinking your civvie mates will understand what you are talking about You cringe, and mutter under your breath 'haircut', when you see men with long hair. You walk at a ridiculous pace and are physically incapable of walking at the shopping pace of your girlfriend. You refer to personal organisation as "admin" Your girlfriend is stored in your mobile phone address book as 'Zero Alpha' You use patrol hand signals in a night club if people can't hear you You always use the 24 hour clock.... Nothing soldiers do shocks you any more
Clicky mah egg!    
2010 Love
"What I have with him is worth it. It's worth every lonely night, it's worth every tear I cry from missing him, and the pain I feel with not having him close. It's worth it because he's my one and only. When I picture myself years from now, I see only him. No matter how painful distance can be, not having him in my life would be worse" I'd be lying if I didn't say I'm extremely disappointed Matt wasn't able to be here with me on New Years Eve. I'd be lying if I wasn't eyeing the clock, eyeing the empty bed, and bitter cold outside and secretely listening to every sound in hopes to hear a knock on my door even though I know it's completely impossible. But that quote is so dead on to how I feel. I'd be lying if I said I didn't shed some tears today when I figured out he wouldn't be here. I'd be lying if I said it didn't hurt. But I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed I couldnt share this day with him and I have to wait a whole year to do so :P hahaha
Auld Lang Syne
Robert Buns penned the lyrics to this traditional New Year's song so so long ago - auld lang syne, if you will. But there are more lyrics to this pram (nods to Monty Python and the egg nog I'm imbibing). Here's the song lyrics in their entirety: Should auld acquaintance be forgot,and never brought to mind ?Should auld acquaintance be forgot,and auld lang syne ? CHORUS: For auld lang syne, my jo, For auld lang syne, We’ll tak a cup o’ kindness yet, For auld lang syne. And surely ye’ll be your pint-stowp! and surely I’ll be mine! And we’ll tak a cup o’ kindness yet, for auld lang syne. CHORUS We twa hae run about the braes, and pu’d the gowans fine; But we’ve wander’d mony a weary foot, sin auld lang syne. CHORUS We twa hae paidl’d i' the burn, frae morning sun till dine; But seas between us braid hae roar’d sin auld lang syne. CHORUS And there’s a hand, my trusty fiere! and gie's a hand o’ thine! And
Recent Adversity And Obsessions
Part Two Of Our New Years Eve
After the movie we went to our hometown Applebees and I order the 7 ounce sirloin steak covered with mushroom and garlic sauce.  I had a side of the baked potatoe with everything on it also a side of steamed broccolli.  The steak was a little too rare for me so I had them recook it ... When the dinner was complete I was completely full ... what a meal.
Dog Calls
Bernard, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at four forty four a.m. by his ringing telephone. . . "Your dog's barking, and it's keeping me awake," said an angry voice. Bernard thanked the caller and politely asked his name and number before hanging up. The next morning at precisely four forty four a.m., Bernard called his neighbor back . . . "Good morning, Mr. Williams.... Just called to say that I don't *have* a dog." 
 men are like dogs ... they get distracted too easily, always sniffing someone elses ass...they'll leave their master as soon as someone shows them something better, they're always touching themselves (the would probably lick themselves if they could!) they beg for everything when they dont get what they want they'll attack you...and they seem to runaway once they see a door open and no one around to hold them back! just thought this was a bit funny.... don't mean to offend anyone
What Color Ideas Do You Have?
Your Ideas Are Green When you think, you think on a global scale. You have a very broad view. You never forget that we are all interconnected, and you're concerned with the impact of your actions. Your ideas tend to revolve around how to make the world a better place. You are very socially conscious. You tend to dream big but think small. You like ideas that you can immediately put into action. What Color Ideas Do You Have? Blogthings: 100's of Fun, Free Quizzes and 3 Stupid Ones
Your Last Breath-redefining Your Priorities
Your Last BreathRedefining Your PrioritiesProcrastination is an almost universal human habit and one that infiltrates nearly every aspect of our lives. Modern existence is so complex, and much of what we long to do is left to wait by the side. We know what is important but tend to let the weight of worldly pressures lead us astray. To get back on track, however, we need only take a moment to consider where our thoughts will be as we take our last breath on this earth. More likely than not, at that instant, disagreements, bills, petty annoyances, and other frustrating elements of our lives will no longer seem as significant as they once did. Thoughts of loved ones and the positive impact we had on the world would no doubt occupy our remaining thoughts. Whatever we imagine ourselves musing upon during our last breath will almost always be representative of what truly matters to us. This simple exercise introduces us to a new way of thinking. While our attention is drawn momentarily to th
Honoring Everyday Life
Cause for CelebrationHonoring Everyday Life   We all know someone who keeps plastic covers on his or her couch in order to protect it. The irony is that many of these people may live their lives without ever having actually made contact with their own furniture. This is a poignant and somewhat humorous example of the human tendency to try to save things for special occasions, as if everyday life weren't special enough to warrant the use of nice things. Many of us have had the experience of never wearing a particular piece of clothing in order to keep it nice, only to have it go out of style in the meanwhile.   It's interesting to think of what it would mean to us if we let ourselves wear our nicest clothes and eat off the good china on a daily basis. We might be sending ourselves the message that every day we are alive is a special day and a cause for celebration, and that we are worth it. There is something uplifting about treating ourselves to the finest of what we have. It is a
Today I get to work early. By a half hour at least. And then just start to work, usually I wait until it is time for me to start, today I felt like starting early for some reason. Then an hour goes by, everything is cool. Thats when one of my coworkers asks me how my new years was, I say it was fine in a "I'm kind of busy here" tone. Afterall I had a knife in my hand and was trying to pay attention to what i was doing. Thats when they make the comment, "Oh I see your going to have an attitude today." No far from it, I was intent on having a nice day doing my job. Then me and my boss get into a conversation about how I should start saving up money. Thats when I tell him I have been trying to save up money, but since the snowstorm and the two days i had off due to holidays I have been unable to save money. He tells me abotu how I should work the extra hours when I have the chance, and how I should save this taht and the other. I tell him I would much rather not talk about it right now. T
Narly 4 Lyfe 2010
Well 2010 came in with a bang for me. The last couple of nights in Dawn's Haven has been a blast and I have really enjoyed myself. I would like to thank the staff members and my friends and lounge members that were there sharing this with me. You guys have showed me how much fun it could be on here and reminded me of an old lounge i owned on here called System Of A Dawn. We used to have a blast in there and I realize it can be the same as long as we all go in and just enjoy ourselves. I have never laughed so hard in my life. They had melaughing so hard i was crying and there were points where I couldn't type or catch my breathe thanks guys let's keep it up. hugs and kisses to you all and I am applauding you all!!!!!  
How It Used To Be
I remember how it used to be when nothing else matter but you and me music, country roads, and future dreams. I miss you, I wish you could see although you are here, I miss you and me. I remember when you said how happy I made you and you really meant, it's just a phrase you say without thinking. I miss those days when you'd call just to say "hi" or "I love you"...the days it was so hard just to say good-bye for a while. I remember how wonderful it felt the first time you held me in your arms-and how after all those years you still made my heart melt. I miss the old you- and the old me The old us that could just sit and talk for hours and never run out of things to say. I remember when time simply stood still- when in each other's arms is the only place we wanted to be...forever. I miss us as I remember how it used to be... when nothing else matter but you and me.
Arousal from play with spiders.
Cheap Steak..........
Per the previous blogs, I have been without....... Momma ran across a deal this eve.............sorta like the meat man in the bar who sells half price T-bones and bacon. Three hundred at the ATM..............brand new.............hehehehhehehehehhehehehhe I just saved myself $700.00 AND you all are not rid of me yet..............fuck off!!!!!! I cyber luv you all................dig it p.s.Eat Me I AM TewDope  (for those who need clarification)
All Better Now
Well, not really, but a damn sight better than I was. A few hours away from that place and the stress is melting off. Just needed some time with the pager off, cell phone not taking non-critical calls, and nothing else. Aaaaahhhhhhh. Time to sleep in my own bed. Good night all!
So Tired
So tired, eyelids that don't want to shut, awake while thinking about what to doSo tired, a mind that refuses to let go of things that are past, and that it has no control over.So tired of being the one that is there for everyone when noone is there for them.So tired of helping people achieve everything, for nothing.So tired of not knowing what is going to happen, and what tomorrow bringsTo Tired anymore to care.
Why Should Age Matter
Well i have never written a blog before so bare with me, here's the problem im having. I'm 47 years old very athletic, open minded some people older ones of course would almost say im inmature for my age, but what it comes down to is i refuse to except getting older as a issue i love and live life to the fullest and get what i can out of it. So why are people on here so judgemental, they see my age and think oh he's just an old pervert trying to pick up younger women i mean they judge me before  even getting to know me sucks i hate it. true i like younger women because i get along with them better and enjoy them more then women my age god has allowed me to enjoy feeling and acting younger but i wonder sometimes if its a curse . i would really like to have females imput to this since its them im trying to reach thanks not sure how you could respond other than leaving me a private message any imput would be great thanks have a great day and thanks for taking the time to hear me vent
Check Out These Sexy Ladies On Thursday!bratt,teresa,chaotic!!
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Murph's Love Laws
Murphy's love laws •All the good ones are taken. •If the person isn't taken, there's a reason. •The nicer someone is, the farther away he is from you. •Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant. This constant is always zero. •The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them. •Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position. •The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it. •Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction. •Nice guys (girls) finish last. •The good ones die first. •If it seems too good to be true, it probably is. •Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else. •The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. •Nothing improves with age. •No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again. •Sex has no ca
More Then A Melody
I can't help but smile when I think of youlosing myself with the slightest touch ,who KnewLife is better know that I can loose myself in a genuine signwalking hand in hand my heart rides on cloud nine No longer having to wish on a falling star from the sky aboveas there is no doubt I'm holding the one I was meant to truly loveIts forgiveness and healing wounded hearts as we grow togetherdoing anything to fulfill destiny  holding you foreverThe sun will disappear for the nightwhile our bond will continue to elevate and never loose sightNever straying from what makes us complete heart and soulnever losing our self of self cause we both are in controlAs glories is the rise of the sun from the east we will mimic its radiance to say at the least Weathering all that falters a relationship that ceases to be the turbulence only makes our bond stronger to be truly free Free to transcend the essence of being one free to rewind the sands of time when its all said and done Free to care for a per
For You
First there was one, then there came two You were there, and a a friend I knew true Now that they're gone,  my vision is clear Although you are there, and I am just here   I dont make much promises, and you know thats a fact And when I do, you know on them I will act My heart in my chest, I wear on my sleeve A downfall for some, but for you I believe   My heart has been burnt, trampled and broken But each time it mends, a lovers true token   Time is so vast, days turn to weeks Weeks turn to months, but deeply it speaks Its not who you are, or what you can be Its that whats within you, that I can see   I see your future, I know your past My future still cloudy, but this love it shall last    
Liquid Lust
Im the chick all mothers warn you about.. rough and wild... untameable.. I burn through most with a quickness of an eyelash batting soft flesh. I am the sweat on your brow trickling down the tiers of your eyes and falls upon thy lovers  breast. I am lust. I am Sin.. I was naturally born .....bad~
Buying Vicks 44 Online Is Expensive!
I stole this from Tom. Have fun reading it. 1. Do you think you can get through it without answering "I don't know"?Sure3. Where do you wish you were right now?With John, in his bed.4. What should you be doing right now?Working. They let me leave early!5. Does sex mean love?It can. Sometimes it's just sex.7. Are you a bad influence?lol, I'm gonna say no. I'm sure others would say I can be9. Night out or night in?Depends on who my company is10. Single forever with a great family or no family and your soul mate?I don't get a long very well with my family, so I'm going to say no family and my soul mate.15. Would you share a drink with a stranger?The closest I've gotten to that was drinking after Drunk1 the day I met him in person. Normally, I wouldn't.19. Would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field?Permanent relationship. Being single is over-rated. 21. Do you think its right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced?Whatever floats their boat I suppose.23. Do y
Ms. Jenny Said It Hurts Lol
Mr. Horse Piss may be fat, old, ugly, and fagilicious but I love him and he's mine  
Whoa Dude
Solitary confinement, A daily remindment Living seeing feeling knowing breatheing Growing loving Showing and beleiveing, That the earth and its wonder's and beauty's Are dieing molding rotting decaying Into a vast estate of unknowing   The issues we face, the trials we take The values we know, the problems we make Spiral outward and endless by time Till there is no need to finish this rhyme   The heart and soul of so many, yet felt by few The thoughts that are held back, except for the few When life it seems, is at its end Thats when everything starts to begin   We dont live to live and be free, for when death is near thats when we see There is nothing more than feeling trapped, so stop worrying about it all and live free
I Am A Great Person
i like this girl and i hope see knows that i do, i would treat her great and love her and protect her. i just hope she sees that, i have been thru a lot in the past. all i want is a chance, thats all anybody can really ask for in life. i deserve a shot. i want to know her as a person and not just as a girl to have sex with.
Rape with cannibalism (usually after the rape).
Companionship And Sharing My Life
 This was a post from my Myspace and im thinking about adding more depending on the reactions i get. wanted: companionship, and caring person Current mood:  depressed Category: Life Howdy all, sum stuff has been on my mind and i wanted to get it out there and see if i was the only 1 thinking this. i have to warn you, this was actually WRITTEN in long hand before i put it here. the only thing i have redone is the spelling ( and as we know, im not that great with that either,lol as well as some other things that have come to mind since writing)  For me, i have been having problems with dealing with the lonliness it sux not having someone to talk to, just hang out with,someone that at the minimum, will  let you vent, and at the maximum, will help me understand what im dealing with. That im not going copmpletely crazy ( cant go where you never werent in the first place right?) Finding somone  to share my life with, someone that will be ok with me wanting to share the same bed with t
Forever Tortured
Slowly walking from his home in the shadows, His heart a stone black and cold, the once warm gaze in his eyes now a demonic blaze, So as he spreads his arms wide his roar filled with hate, so as the sun turns black his soul lets go, always remembering the pain he faced, for everr tortured by the fact he will never be loved.      
Past Random Statuses Messages To Bring You More Current, Lol
Past Random Status Messages on Fubar   November 6, 2009 Feel like shit and I wanna do bad things to certain evil, wicked vile, putrid, festering sores of humanity that never should of been born in the first place because they fuk up everything. So you really wanna make it worse? Remember I warned you. This cat has claws. November 11, 2009 Gonna play hide the snuggle bunny, lol.       December 18, 2009 Loving my sweet Pookie Bear and wanting to get some lovin later to sooth my savage beast.
For Jonathan
Jonathan   My pillow. Enveloping me in your soft folds of comfort. Eyes closed, your gentle caress soothes my concerns and carries my thoughts to a bed of pure contentment. Completely satisfied, I lay in your sweet embrace, longing to remain indefinitely. This is love.
So.... love does crazy things to people. Sometimes you can't sleep. Sometimes the only thing you can think about is that other person. And it hurts.... when you figure out that person doesn't feel as strongly about you. I don't really know how to move forward knowing this. Should I back up, start over, move on. I can't just give up. Hes.... well, hes my all.
Warning: 2010 Census - Cautions From The Better Business Bureau
Be Cautious About Giving Info to Census Workers by Susan Johnson With the U.S. Census process beginning, the Better Business Bureau (BBB) advises people to be cooperative, but cautious, so as not to become a victim of fraud or identity theft. The first phase of the 2010 U.S. Census is under way as workers have begun verifying the addresses of households across the country. Eventually, more than 140,000 U.S. Census workers will count every person in the United States and will gather information about every person living at each address including name, age, gender, race, and other relevant data. The big question is - how do you tell the difference between a U.S. Census worker and a con artist? BBB offers the following advice: ** If a U.S. Census worker knocks on your door, they will have a badge, a handheld device, a Census Bureau canvas bag, and a confidentiality notice. Ask to see their identification and their badge before answering their questions.  However, you should never invite
First Of 2010
If I could make this easier,Please know i would,I'd be with you in a heartbeat,If only I could.If i had the power,I would come to you,If i had the power,Not crying (when your not here) would be an easier thing to do.I cry because it hurts,Not because im not strong,But just because you don't cry,It doesn't make you wrong.Your the one i count on,Its you above the rest,And You need to know i don't blame you,When you really try your best.I can't promise to be stronger,Or always tell you when im hurt,But if you'd like me too,A little effort never hurt
Things to do at Wal-mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they are not looking. 2. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of m&m's on lay away. 3. Set up a tent in the camping department. 4. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and, "why can't people just leave me alone?" 5. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror to pick your nose. 6. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are located. 7. Dart around the store loudly humming the mission impossible theme song. 8. Hide in a clothing rack when people browse through say PICK ME! 9. When an announcement comes on the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream NO NO! Its those voices again. 10. Go into the fitting room and shut the door and wait a while they yell loudly "THERE IS NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"
It calls out to me with its shiney metal blade It calls out to me tempting me to play Just one push against my soft translucent skin The warm crimson seeping out from within No one would know it cries No one would care if I die Hands shaking I bring you closer Just one quick motion the pain will be over
Boundaries   Although we rarely dream of boundaries per se, we often encounter uncrossable fences, immovable gates, and other non-traversable obstacles. A Freudian approach would be to discern what might be gained by overcoming the barrier and then attempting to associate that gain with a taboo event. If you have any helpers to get you over, through, or under your obstacle, they may be co-conspirators in the violation-or, your joint conquest of the obstacle may be the taboo in itself. Depending on whether the taboo is anger, sex, or another violation, you may need to look closely at your feelings about what is on the other side of the fence, across the river, or whatever the obstacle is. It can be an eerie feeling to encounter a boundary where either you feel unable to go past or your dream companions keep reminding you that nobody goes over there. It may be that the perceived threat or inability to cross the boundary is the central message of the dream. Perhaps you see yourself a
Shallow Is The Fog That Runs Beneath The Earth
intiment on the grounds of yesterday's salvation, cling to the hearts of the masses, laying to waste the desperate heros and challenges, walking closely breathing deep the smell of chaos and rhetoric of a forgotten time, the stentch not most know, howling tides of blood lost in sand and snow, the dreary eyes of forbidden damn nation waltzing on the empty hands of eternity, plucked one by one like frail flowers from the garden of Eden, life's fertle cresent depleting breath by breath, walked by God to survive 1000's of demons, empty promises made to woman and man, the empty promise of valor and victory, the price of triumph exchanged for freedom and sanctity, running silently thru the the calm of midnight, blood lust filling the hearts of the beasts, watching and hunting those that we're told to eliminate, the smell of the corpsed fog that runs beneath the earth, inhalent to our adrinaline we rush to the dance, maintaining agility in all that we do, conquored masses stand before us, thi
Tell Me Your Opinion Ladies Am I Worthy Of A Fubar Wife?
Hello to all you beautiuful ladies. Now am I worthy to have to have you as a fubar wife? Leave me a comment telling what is that you like to know about me what you would like to do with me!
Thankyou All Who Helped...
i didnt wanna deletle this totally so i moved it from my profile to my blog still give them love a pLZ rATE THE PEOPLE LISTED THANKYOU ALL FOR HELPING ME WIN SPOTLIGHT FOR NEWYEARSDAY! I LOVE U ALL! (if i missed u plz tell me in inbox and ill add u sorry..) ღςђค๏tเς є๏г§èтღ™ ÐÐ@ fubarcomputer chords@ fubar Å★44a☆Gir£★™@ fubarJohnnydevil@ fubarRyot Gyrl@ fubarMeL♥.@ fubarmystrangebrew@ fubarvampiregothique666 ~CAMGUY2 @DOGS OF WAR LATE NIGHT LOUNGE~@ fubar☠ [ĸɑу]deigh-Mfkn Licious Lady, Bitch! [Teaser @ Club Fantasia]@ fubarDJ K-Man a.k.a The Irish Stud®@ fubar
I Am
the PROUD owner of a beautiful and intelligent College Girl. :D That is all.           (by "owner" blog posted means married to,not owned under legal contract.Just bound by one)
Scion House Party Presents: Distance, Mrk1 With Mc Nika D, Starkey, 12th Planet
Be Jealous. I'm Going ;) Right! Bam Bam Pish.
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Unspoken... Heartbroken
Heartbroken as I lay here  words unspoken as I die Each word you said like a stab in the heart How is it not clear I dont wanna be apart My love for you was undying until... I sat here lonely without you... crying I just wanted to be together you n I forever our kids, maybe one together but I guess now it means never  Heartbroken as I lay here words  unspoken as I die with my last breath...  n a sob cry I love you baby till the day I... die   
The Empty Hollow And The One Who Made It Whole~by Jd
Staying up all night, Clenched fists and blood shot eyes, Wondering when i will finally stop fighting my forever, Eternity should bow to me. Clearing a path now, Make way, Im full of adrenaline and i wont stand still, Life is screaming in my face, This is not something i shall willingly let burn to the ground.   I could say lets all be rational, But love has never been of the righteous kind, I could say i have been jaded forever, But it washed away when i let you have control. Control over my bleeding heart, For once you made me take it off my bloody sleeve, Regenerating the confident man that i once made it so easy to be, You reconstructed me.   I believe it became clear one night we were speaking, I felt something enter my physical body, Ever since, I feel like your ten thousand light years ahead of me, But i still chose to stick by your side. Right about now im wondering how your are going to be when the morning is due to come, Never a moment goes by that im not silentl
Baby Talk
What your baby would tell you if he could talk: 1. I have my blankie, you have your caffeine. Enough said. 2. Don't be jealous, but I think I'm in love with the ceiling fan. 3. I know where the remote control is, but it'll cost you. 4. To you, it's just an empty egg carton; to me it's PlayStation 2. 5. Actually, I don't mind sitting in a bathtub that I've peed in. 6. Bang a screwdriver slowly and steadily into your gums. That's what teething feels like. 7. Two words I'd rather not hear from you: rectal thermometer. 8. There's no point in teaching me to say "mama" or "dada." My first word is going to be "hat." 9. I've told you five times what cow says. If you can't remember, I'm not telling you again. 10. There is no question that I can cry longer than you can listen. 11. I'm not just wildly throwing my food. I'm exploring the laws of gravity, estimating mass, and testing wind velocity. 12. If you wanted a good sleeper, you should have gotten a cat. 13. Who that baby in the mirror you k
Internet Ramblings
No matter what our kids and the new generation think about us, WE ARE AWESOME !!! OUR LIFE IS LIVING PROOF !!! To Those of Us Born 1925 - 1970 : TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 1930s, '40s, '50s, '60s and '70s!! First, we survived being born to mothers who may have smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then, after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, locks on doors or cabinets, and, when we rode our bikes, we had baseball caps, not helmets, on our heads. As infants and children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, no booster seats, no seat belts, no air bags, bald tires and sometimes no brakes.. Riding in the back of a pick- up truck on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle. We shared one soft d
Online Dating
Ok, so you know I'm single. Been that way for a while. I live in a rural town, not good for being single. I figure there's no better way to start the new year off than by telling funny and incredibly rediculous stories of my online dating adventures. I guess now's a good time to tell about the first guy I ever met through an online dating site... I met one guy at a pub in his town. Claims he gave his car to his daughter because she was in college and needed it, and he could get around the city without one. You just never know if something is the truth or not, so he lost points on that one, but I met with him anyway. It was an hour drive. Met with him at one of his local pubs. It was very casual, and we ordered a pizza and had a drink. I got up and hit the jukeblx for a few songs. Me being my usual self, I danced a few steps and sang a few notes. Things went pretty well. I drove him back to his place. He started to open the door to get out, then turned and looked at me and said, "W
To be in her heart,This is a dream for me.Throughout this world,Her beauty is all I see. If I could bring her closer,Have her hold me in her arms.I would promise this one forever,And never cause her harm. For now she is a dream,A wish entrenched in my mind.Someday,somehow to her heart,A way I hope L can find.
Touch My Soul
When I look into you eyes.. I see the world of many precious things. I see far more than the rest of the world chooses to see as they fail to look at your beauty reflected in them. They choose to see your superficial beauty but I know there is far more there. I see hope that tomorrow will arrive with us safely in it. I see your faith looking back at me. I see your soul begging me to love you although that is not needed because our souls are joined forever...    You clearly touched me deep within my heart showing me all the joyful love that life can possess. The only negative is the heartache your absence causes deep in my soul. I want you to walk by my side, holding me tight, looking deep into my eyes. Can you see the same thing in my eyes? I want to lock gaze and never let you go away. 
Surface Of Betelgeuse
Holy Lack Of Punctuation!!!
I'm stalking mike, baby jesus', blog. I'm kind of waiting to see if he approves my comment. Anyway, he approves the comment that had me rolling in the floor. How did this human graduate high school? Okay so maybe he didn't, but you have to be at least 16, I think, to drop out of school......that's a pretty old 1st grader.   DJ BADASS MOTHE...9 mins ago-- 565 of 565 ok i hate it when i ask a bouncer 2 check my pics cuz 1 was flagged nsfw and there wasnt nothin wrong with the pic and the bouncers never checked it plus i hate that yall charge so much for inactive lounges which brings me 2 my next point since when do yall charge so much 4 inactive lounges and all the changes yall are makeing it makes it hard 4 newbies to get around on fubar just a few things a hate bout fubar
Melt In Ur Hands
Once upon a time there lived a king.The king had a beautiful daughter,The PRINCESS.But there was a problem. Everything theprincess touched would melt.No matter what;Metal,Wood,Stone,Anything she touched would melt.Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king,'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.'The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth..THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.The first bro ught a sword of the finest steel.But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted.The prince went away sadly.The second prince brought diamonds.He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt.But alas,once the princess t
This Man Is A Lying Deadbeat Dad go give him a peace of your mind
Tail Of The Small Magellanic Cloud
11 Rules
A friend brought this to my attention. These are "The 11 rules of Life" as written and spoken by Microsoft CEO Bill Gates Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it! Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice president with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity. Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault; so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them. Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before
The Eyes In The Mirror
the eyes in the mirror   deviant disasterous windows that hide chaotic secrets blind me so i no longer have to look into you soul lies that multiply with time cannot be seen behind a veil thats in league with hell eyes of snakes are more convincing than those the devil gave you icy and vengeful piercing my core with a glance my life turned cold with the sight of you fresh blood streams down my cheeks let me rip them out and cast them at your feet so no longer i suffer hypnosis by your traitorous eyes modern day medusa casting her stone gaze in my direction i long for darkness so i smash out the sun blacken the skies so i no longer see your face in the mirror.   Brandi S. Weaver january 7, 2010
Forbidden Fruit
Everyone has a tree of forbidden fruit, you may not notice it at first, but its there, calling you name , until one day you turn to look at it, hanging there looking soooo ripe and beautiful. You walk over to it, wanting to taste it, but you know it not right. So you walk away, making it through another day. Only to awaken with it calling once again. So you walk over and touch it, then taste it only with your tongue, mmmm so sweet, so you bite it and as the juices flow down your throat, you close your eyes enjoying the pleasure of its taste and feel until its walk away and all the while need and wanting more. Trying to get through the nights, but its in your system so deep it consumes you. Having you in the middle of the night needing the next taste, and with every bite  stealing your soul, your mind until it controls your every move, want every waking moment until you can no longer think for yourself. Losing more and more of you,  Whats is ur forbidden fruit,and are you ready
Down On His Luck:
A short guy is sitting at a bar just staring at his drink forhalf an hour.When this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink,Gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacingstare As if to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it?The poor little guy starts crying."Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," the biker says.  "I didn't think you'd CRY.  I can't stand to see a man crying.""This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs.  I can't do anything right.  I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me.  When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen, and I don'thave any insurance.  I left my wallet in the cab I took home."   He continues, crying even harder.  "Then I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me.  So, I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to mylife, then you show up and drink the damn poison."
King Of Coins.
There's a soundand a crevice falling towards mea vaguely familiar scentone which I once trustedone that beckonedimperceptible to eunichsuntouchable to the purecleansing to the lovers. Dewy flecks on her shouldertastes like strawberries peachwood and mangosdefinitely mangos.Something exoticwithout the antagonistic spicesomething icy smoothwithout the cruel chill. Something I can hold on my tongueall day and forget to tire of it.Someone I can lend an ear toand never bore.Something I can holdand forget to free. Some place without fear.Without judgement.Shady and sanctified. Disentegrating in dawn's lightsandy sculptures falling apartat the slightest breezethe gentlest touch. Some star to wish uponbut ours has devoured the diamondsthe dark silk and my lucky disappearing coin. Offering no warmthonly bright, judgmental glare. Hours such an unfathomable eternity til my next retreat.  
Real Life Still Exists
Sorry havent been on much guys and gals. I have been doing some thinking and taking time away from the computer. Theres so much more to life than fubar/the internet. Some people take this site way too serious. I shouldnt just say this site. I should say the internet PERIOD. It creates keyboard gangsters who are pussies in real life, It creates a place where whores feel loved... Um note to self ladies, The only reason your loved is because they jerk off to your pics. Have you ever researched just how many people are tracked down and murdered from online sites by sick stalkers? Or all the people that claim they have so many friends online. Ummm you have NONE in real life so that makes you an internet LOSER! Then you have all the lazy fucks who sit there and talk about what all they have when they dont really have ANYTHING! They sit on their parents computer and brag like they have something going for them in life. I pitty these people that spend hundreds of dollars just trying to be popu
Sarah's Homework Assignment
***Sarah had an assignment for her psychology class..not sure the exact paper-subject,but this is what she turned in!! I almost cried when I read it!!! Remember...our kids remember EVERYTHING we do good and bad!!(don't know her grade on on yet!!)**** Childhood MemoryBy: Sarah Cerutti This rare, 1974 album of J.D. Blackfoot’s Crazy Horse is an item that I have had since I was two years old. My dad took me to an old record store down in Maplewood. He can’t remember the store, but he thinks the name was Disconnection. J.D. was collecting blankets and signing autographs. He is part Indian, so the blankets went to his reservation. My dad actually gave him one of my old baby blankets and asked him to sign this album. He signed, “To Sarah. Stay Happy.” Even though I have never listened to much of this album, I will always cherish this item from my dad. Growing up I was always around classic rock. I would come home to my dad and my brother blasting the big K-Horn Klips
I Dont Even Know What To Say...
Been a while since I’ve written here, so let’s see where did we leave off? I went on vacation to Cali and had a great time but was busier than I preferred and didn’t get to see my Sonja. That made me rather sad. It is one of the top reasons I go there. Had a LOT of bonding time with my sister in law (LOVE that angel of a woman!) and my brother. I got to do a lot of great things while being out there. I wish I could have gotten to do more though. For the very select few…you know that my trip to Cali was great, but is also bittersweet. Doesn’t matter how old I get or how long it has been…It will remain that way. I think the reality of being in Cali hit Thanksgiving night. I came home and things seemed fine. LOL Of course things are never fine with me. I will say the ripple effect of Cali was much more subtle this time round…or maybe I just wanted to believe that I was better this time around. My emotions have been bouncing all over the place a
My Ramblings....
.... *sighs* ... well lemme start by saying... i have zero typing skills and i can't spell for shit so in reading this ur takin a big chance of either gettin to know the real me or gettin a big ass headache tryin to understand what i'm sayin... i ramble.. alot... its a curse of having a random brain that jumps from thought to thought with no reguard for the convo at hand... maybe because i have spent my life tryin to change the subject from things that had to do with what i was feeling or how much i was hurting... it's a coping mechanism... just like my smartassyness (is that even a word?... oh well lol) and my sumtimes flagrant disreguard for the nonviolent....i can be very mean and sumtimes downright evil if u hurt the ones i love ... i'm one of those i can b ur best friend or ur worst enemy dependin on how u cross me. to put it bluntly... i'm a bitch.. but i figure if i'm a bitch and u keep talkin to me then your worth the time to get to kno... i don't let people in easily which mak
I Have A Hot Date Tonight!!
Sooooo yeah I got a date tonight. No, there is nothing unusual about that. What is strange is that I am going on a date with my ex-husband! We have been divorced for 11 years and have always remained friends. Even through our divorce. But what is very strange for me is that when he called me yesturday to confirm our date, after I hung up, I had the EXACT same reaction as I did the very first time he called me more than 20 years ago! I'm being flooded by a whirlwind of emotions right now. Excitement, fear, wonder, anticipation, and I even have the proverbial butterflies in the stomach! CRAP!! I'm so nervous and excited I can't sit still! Sooooo yeah, thats it. Wish me luck!
Wake Up!
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early flight to Sydney. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 am". The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the said... "It is 5:00 am, wake up!"
If You Know A Biker
IF U KNOW A BIKER" PLEASE" REPOST!!I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line.But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk.But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall.I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant.But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by.But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children.But you didn 't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.I saw you stare at my long hair.But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves.But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that ha
Be Who U R
Don't get stuck in the past,Where you linger on and on in familiarity,And replay old memories over and over again.Don't overindulge in the future,Where you daydream about leading a grand life endlessly,And imagine the sweetest days you could ever live.Don't neglect your present,Where true life begins to unfold and pass you by silently,And you wonder about missed opportunities and lost moments.For lessons, quietly contemplate about your past,And you might realize life has cleverly placed you in situations,That demanded you to raise up to the challenges and to grow.To reduce your anxiety and panic attacks, make plans for your future,And you might see that your dreams and goals are acting like guiding lights,Shining the path for you to follow through and learning to overcome your fears.To avoid the state of merely existing, be aware of your present,And you might notice that you are part of a grander scheme,Where the past is long gone and the future has yet to come,And that your present is
First off, if you are a negative responder, please do not read this.  I really need care and love right now...Since August of last year, I have been bedridden due to being almost strangled to death and my back fractured. This has taken a tole on me. My husband is Active duty army, and was just told he is restarting after christmas exodus. So, I have to wait another half a year to see him. This is all very hard. This site is my world right now. It sucks that it is...but I can't go do it honestly is. I care about my friends..and the people I love more than anything. I am broke as hell with all these bills, and cant do everything i want to do for people. But god, when someone does something for means the world. I don't get autos much. I never have got a bomb as a gift. And the blings i get come from one person, whom i feel is wanting to walk away from me. I am really upset right now. I hve no one that really wants to just sit down and talk to me and make it better...Wel
That look, I am hooked, The sound, I feel you all around. The way you feel, So sensual oh so real. When I kiss you the world around me slips away. So passionate so sweet, Our bodies melt together as they meet. I feel your skin of fire, We slide together with lust. Full filling every desire. You put your hands in mine, As we thrust with a rythmn in time. Sensual touch, I long for this oh so much.
For You Grandpa I Will Always Be Your Water Girl...i Love You
My Grandfather has Dimentia, My sister, and me were watching him over the summer in 2009.  He believed we were his World War II Water We played along just to keep him sane....I hope you all enjoy....   Your face of a pale color, So many years filled with wonder. It's full of wrinkled age, But a passion of a wisdom filled page. Tales of your boyhood you wear a "Great Smile" So we shall sit here and listen awhile. Man seas you have sailed, Roughest of waters to, it seemed. Your mind has drifted to the war, It is there you fought tooth and nail. As the sound of bombs rang loud and clear, A smoke settles in your pale blue eyes. You look to thee, and say, you were there to see. "My Watergirls, I was fighting the Japanese" Why yes our memories would recall, We must play long or he will loose it all. You raise your fist, they are clenched tight. As you stand up and say, "Let's Fight". We cower knowing your mind, it is of a young man, A youngman lost in time.
Another Thought
There comes a time when you have to stand up and shout:This is me damn it! I look the way I look, think the way I think, feel the way I feel, love the way I love! I am a whole complex package. Take me... or leave me. Accept me - or walk away! Do not try to make me feel like less of a person, just because I don't fit your idea of who I should be and don't try to change me to fit your mold. If I need to change, I alone will make that decision.When you are strong enough to love yourself 100%, good and bad - you will be amazed at the opportunities that life presents you.”
Check It Out!!!!
My Personal Instrumental
give me a pen and a pad and watch me paint picturesas long as there is ink in this pen i can keep bringin thisinfinite is the depth of my mind that comes intertwined withhumbleness, insanity, realness, cocky with sarcastic wita magical arsonist who played with fire and just inhaled itif i gave you a glimpse into my minds very own cypher5 me's are involved and it quickly becomes hard to decipherwho's the normal one, all of their sanity is hanging by a small wireall eyes are, locked in on me and it makes me feel uncomfyrather be below the radar where very few know of meanti social hand gestures from me to you just said blow mei apologize, that was out of line of me and i'm truly  sorryi lie... i'm not sorry, when i'm being sarcastic i lack sincerityi will forever only speak what my heart tells meevery time my heart beats it's like it allows me to seetruthfully, it gives me a canvas to lay on verbal imageryevery time my heart beats it's like an instrumental to memy hearts telling me to go
Just Eat It Already!!!!
First off I must admit while I didn't write this, I could have written something similar(wink). I think the author brings up some really good techniques and adds some valuable insight in "Doing Yo Thang". Take what you will from this...nothing like a good manual!Introduction This section is for men who want learn how to properly eat a woman's pussy, or who've heard that it might not be all that bad to put their face down there, and for women who want to get their man to eat them period, improvement in performance can come later. I am not an expert. I am simply a woman who knows what she likes, and has had all too many experiences with men who didn't seem to have the vaguest idea what they were doing between her legs. Eating a woman's pussy is about the most wonderful thing you can do for her. It makes her feel loved, admired, sexy, and of course it makes her cum like crazy. Many women prefer it to intercourse, and for most, it's the easiest way to cum with a man. You may have the littl
Need Some Help!
i was wondering if anyone knew if and how i can check if someone is jumping off my wireless.  for some odd reason it's saying i dont have the full 4-5 bars i should seeing as i'm only 15 ft frmo the router.  It used to show full connectivity which is why i'm assuming it's due to someone jumping on my internet.Is there a way to tell? if so, how? and can i boot them off my internet?   thanks so much!!!! 
~how Good In Bed Are You?~
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Camel Toe Song
My 14 year old son showed me this and I almost pissed myself laughing so hard, plus I can't get the damn song outta my head!  
Soldiers Poem
For all the free people that still protest. You're welcome. We protect you and you are protected by the best. Your voice is strong and loud, but who will fight for you? No one standing in your crowd. We are your fathers, brothers, and sons, wearing the boots and carrying guns. We are the ones that leave all we own, to make sure your future is carved in stone. We are the ones who fight and die, We might not be able to save the world, Well, at least we try. We walked the paths to where we are at and we want no choice other than that. So when you rally your group to complain, take a look in the back of your brain. In order for that flag you love to fly wars must be fought and young men must die. We came here to fight for the ones we hold dear. If that's not respected, we would rather stay here. So please stop yelling, put down your signs, and pray for those behind enemy lines. And then when the conflict is over and all is well, be thankful that we chose to go through hell.
Update!! Woohoooo!!
Ok, so apparently I'm needing to fill you all in on my date with my ex husband. It went great! We had dinner and talked, then went back to my house and sat and talked some more. It was 3am before we realized the time! And only then because my roommate came home from work and told us! Well....we ended up spending the entire weekend together! We talked about everything. About our dating, marriage and subsequent divorce. We caught up on the last 11 years. We have decided, together, to start dating again. But this time, we are going to just take it one day at a time. The old flame has never been completely extinquished, and the thought of re-igniting it thrills me to no end! He was and always will be the love of my life. So, wish me luck in this endeavor.   yanno, actually, I don't think I will need luck wished on me. This feels too right. :)
In Rhode Island Its Ok For A 16yrold To Strip That Is Wrong....
So i was watching tyra show , and in rhode island aka a state in usa for those that dont know.. its ok for 16yrs to strip as long as there home by 11.. lol that fcuked up? 16 is to young to be a stripper .. sorry no offense but the dancing and adult ent world is to hard to start that young ... The adult world can eat you alive if your not careful.. , being that young ull end up making wrong desions or crying in the dressing room .. hell i know some clubs that wont even let you try out unless your 21... Js...
Love Is Not...
Love is not about finding the right person, but creating a right relationship. It's not about how much love you have in the beginning but how much love you build till the end..
It's Just Too Cold!
Have you kissed anyone yet in 2010?I have.How many different people did you kiss last year?Not sure.Are you happy the holidays are over or sad?I guess I'm happy.Are you on a break for the holidays?nope.If so, when do you go back to work/school?Tomorrow?Would you say you have a 'type' when it comes to a significant other?I use to not think so, but now I  know I do.What was the last movie that you watched?Men who stare at goats.Have you consumed any alcohol recently? If so, what kind?Nah.Do you think you take too many pictures?I don't think I take enough.Are you unhealthily attached to your cell phone?not unhealthily.What age do you feel is appropriate for one to have a cell phone?Not sure. I guess it depends on the kid.Do you still live with your parents?No, not MY parents.What did you eat for breakfast this morning?I don't think I ate breakfast.Do you feel like the saying "New year, new me" is accurate?I guess if you really want to change it's accurate.Do you think you're pretty good a
Missing My Text Buddies
hey boys I miss our texting fun...... all my numbers were deleted from my old phone. send me a message (not a shout) with your name (real name) and number in it please ..... It has been soooooo long ***giggles*** Im so excited n shit!!! ****HUGS N KISSES**** Mary Berry :)
Somethings I Can't
I wish in my life I had found some experience that would've made me understand . But unfortunately I'm intelligent enough to see things through a larger glass . So many say don't analyze , never question , but life's lessons have taught me , never turn harms notice to nothing and never refuse to see what you reallly see .  Close down now , the lights go out , and I guess we all lose .
Lol My Friend Adam...
Adam - I wanna cover my living room in gummy bears and swim in it. Myself - WoW LOL
Do You Practice Being That Stupid, Or Is It A God Given Gift?
some more randome thoughts about stupid people that i encounter in my day to day life behind the bar: explain to me why every night, without fail, someone will walk into my bar after we close and see all the lights on, nobody in there except me and my employees mopping or whatever, ALL THE BARSTOOLS AND CHAIRS ARE UP... and they without fail ask the same question: "you guys closed?" yes we r closed. and yes u r as fucked up as a football bat.   when i worked at the casino, i had people complaining to me because i wouldnt give them drinks for free when they lost all their money gambling. "i just lost a grand in here and you guys wont give me a free drink?" nope. sure wont. its not MY fault you just gambled away your mortgage money now you need some liquid courage to tell your wife when you get home. complain to your kids, im sure they would love to hear how you lost their inheritence from grandma and their college money.   someone please explain to me how you can be
Using The Fu To Get Real Work Done..shimmy Schedule
hoping to show off my own belly improvements in the near future.. thank you fus.. LOL Jan 12, 4:00 pm (30 minutes) Shimmy Episode 12 TV-G, CC Dancers begin with a graceful warm-up that prepares the body to dance, then teach new moves including shoulder- rolls, the village-shimmy, and the more challenging belly-rolls, zaar-head and Lebanese hip-circles.   Jan 12, 8:00 pm (30 minutes) Shimmy Episode 11 TV-G, CC Dancers teach sequences of four new belly dance moves including the head-slide, the hip-circle, the Egyptian figure-eight, and the Turkish bump. These movements then take shape in a fun and energetic dance. Jan 12, 8:30 pm (30 minutes) Shimmy Episode 14 TV-G, CC Dancers begin with a gentle floor and standing warm-up, then cover some new moves like frontal chest circles and liquid arms, the shoulder shimmy and two variations of hip isolations. The performance combines these moves.
2010 Hoochie Mama Drive! (free Gear!) & L.A. Zen team up to give away FREE Hoochie Mama (HM) T-shirts & HM/Screw Hard Gear (SHG) Ballcaps! (*)HOW!:Contact -K- (here @ fubar) and claim your free gear. Women AND men can claim FREE HM/SHG gear! (**) WHAT ELSE!:Model your HM gear & send in your pix so we can post them on the L.A. Zen site, MySpace, Facebook, fubar, etc.Regards, & Team L.A. Zen/-K- (Host)PS - FREE toys, lubes, novelties, drinking & 420 games for hottest, funniest & most creative participants. (See L.A. Zen xpeeps' pic folders.)* = We take care of mailing costs.** = Womens small & medium tank tops & scoop necks available. Baseball caps are adjustable, "one size fits all."
Sad But True
The purpose of bringing a child into the world is to start BUILDING a family, NOT to destroy TWO.
Walk Naked In America Day
WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY Don't forget to mark your calendars.. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other thanhis wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their housecompletely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling yourblock for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. Allpatriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of theirhouse to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay tosee nude women other than their wife and to show support for all Americanwomen. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side isfurther proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.. The American governmentappreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds yourparticipation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America! It is your patrioti
Fu Break
Fubar is actually starting to really bore me. I'm not on here as much so I think I'm going to take a break from it for a while..we'll see..maybe pop in here and there to check things. But lately, just haven't had much fun on this as before.. So after tonight... I'm leaving fubar for a while...but will be returning sometime later.   Ta ta!
I Quit Smoking
two weeks smoke-free.  i will kill you.  i will kill ALL of you!
What Is It That I Love ?
What Is It That I Love?If asked why I love her I would sayIt’s the sway in her hips,the thickness in her thighs.It’s the lust in her lips,the love in her eyes.It’s the softness of her skin,the silk in her hair.It’s the twist in her walk;it’s the sweetness in her talk.It’s the way she loves methat makes me love her each day.That is what I would say
The Magic Of Love
The Magic Of LoveLove is like magicAnd it always will be.For love still remainsLife's sweet mystery!!Love works in waysThat are wondrous and strangeAnd there's nothing in lifeThat love cannot change!!Love can transformThe most commonplaceInto beauty and splendorAnd sweetness and grace.Love is unselfish,Understanding and kind,For it sees with its heartAnd not with its mind!!Love is the answerThat everyone seeks...Love is the language,That every heart speaks.Love can't be bought,It is priceless and free,Love, like pure magic,Is life's sweet mystery!!
Valentine Auction 2010
Auction Rules:   1) If You Place A Bid On Someone, and circumstances beyond your control keep you from upholding your end of the bargain, don't just erase your bid, let me, Dj Maverick, Brokeass or Chief know. I will take care of that.   2) However you do bid, if you can not uphold your bid offer when the auction ends, payment to the person is between you two. It DOES not have to be an IMMEDIATE transaction.     3) When placing bids on others, DO NOT leave lewd or disrespectful comments on the photos, Or I will literally block you from the auction ( as well as my profile), this is for fun, if you wish to slander people, go find another website, I do not wish to see such things on my profile or on my auction entries photos.     4)The Person being bid on can REFUSE any bid placed on them.              Auction Entries:     If you wish to be in this auction. All Entries MUST be recieved by  January 30th, 2010.. The auction will run from February 2nd. - February 10th, 20
1/13/10 Dilbert
For January 13 2010
Gemini  May. 21 - Jun 20  The station of Saturn can be very beneficial for you, Gemini. It stands still in your solar house of fun and entertainment, and by doing so, it will increase your sense of responsibility regarding your casual activities. It can also build the same around children, making for better relationships with them. At first (even today) it may seem that your social set is turning a cold shoulder to you, but it's more important that you be yourself, even if that takes finding a more mature group of people to network and enjoy good times with. Hmmm...Finding a more mature group of people huh? Well that sure ain't Fubar!  **picks self up after ROFLMMFAO!!!**
The Spy By The Doors
I'm a spy in the house of love I know the dream, that you're dreamin' of I know the word that you long to hear I know your deepest, secret fear I'm a spy in the house of love I know the dream, that you're dreamin' of I know the word that you long to hear I know your deepest, secret fear I know everything Everything you do Everywhere you go Everyone you know I'm a spy in the house of love I know the dream, that you're dreamin' of I know the word that you long to hear I know your deepest, secret fear I know your deepest, secret fear I know your deepest, secret fear I'm a spy, I can see What you do And I know
Omg, Ebay Find Of A Lifetime!
I finally got my pads that I won off of Ebay. They are pretty much brand new! They might have been used two times at most. They aren't even broken in yet. These bitches are handmade in Canada. Retail Price : $1800 My Ebay price : $277.51 I LOVE EBAY!!!
Be Yourself By Audioslave
Someone falls to pieces Sleeping all alone Someone kills the pain Spinning in the silence To finally drift away Someone gets excited In a chapel yard Catches a bouquet Another lays a dozen White roses on a grave To be yourself is all that you can do To be yourself is all that you can do Someone finds salvation in everyone And another only pain Someone tries to hide himself Down inside himself he prays Someone swears his true love Until the end of time Another runs away Separate or united? Healthy or insane? To be yourself is all that you can do To be yourself is all that you can do To be yourself is all that you can do To be yourself is all that you can do And even when you've paid enough, been pulled apart or been held up With every single memory of the good or bad faces of luck don't lose any sleep tonight I'm sure everything will end up alright You may win or lose But to be yourself is all that you can do To be yourself is all that you can do
Not Always Right | Where's A Real Live Robot When You Need One
Call Center | Fort Collins, CO, USA Me: “Thanks for calling [credit card company], my name is ***. Can I get your first and last name, please?” Caller: “I wanted to talk to the computer.” Me: “Well, ma’am, the reason you got me is because [credit card company] is wanting to take care of you personally and let you know about–” Caller: “I want to talk to the computer, not a person! I don’t like talking to people.” Me: “Well, ma’am, I’ve already got your account info up on the screen. I can give you the same info the computer lady can.” Caller: “No! I want to talk to the computer! I don’t want to talk to a d*** agent! I wanted to get my balance from the computer!” Me: “Ma’am, since I’ve got it up already, would you like me to just give you the info so you don’t have to call back? You’d still get an agent if you did.” Caller: “NO! I
Our Staff
  THE SHELTER STAFF OWNERS Kårïzmå ? Owner of The Shelter@ fubar §WÈȆ§*Mr§.Lµ§h ² Kårïzmå@ tHÈ §HÈLtÈR@ fubar   GENERAL MANAGER   we are currently looking 4  a good manager  
Teddy Pendergrass Rip
Teddy Pendergrass started singing gospel music in Philadelphia churches, becoming an ordained minister at ten years old. While attending public school, he sang in the citywide McIntyre Elementary School Choir and in the All-City Stetson Junior High School Choir. A self-taught drummer, Pendergrass had a teen pop vocal group when he was 15.By his late teens, Pendergrass was a drummer for local vocal group the Cadillacs. In the late '60s, the Cadillacs merged with another more-established group, Harold Melvin & the Blue Notes. In 1970, when the Blue Notes broke up, Melvin, now aware of Pendergrass' vocal prowess, asked him to take the lead singer spot. It's no secret that Kenneth Gamble and Leon Huff wanted Marvin Junior of the Dells for their Philadelphia International Records roster. Since the Dells were signed to Chess, they were unavailable. When the gruff'n'ready vocals of Pendergrass came their way, they eagerly signed the group. Beginning with "I Miss You," a steady stream of hit s
Kiss Me By Sixpence None The Richer
Kiss meout of the bearded barlynightlybeside the green green grassswing swing (swing swing)swing the spinning stepyou wear those shoes andi will wear that dress.ohhhh......(chorus)kiss mebeneath the milky twilightlead meout on the moonlit floor,lift your open handstrike up the band andmake the fog lights dance silver moon sparkling.So, kiss me.Kiss me (kiss me)Down by the broken treehouseSwing me (swing me)upon it's hanging tire,Bring bring (bring bring)bring your flowerhatwe'll take the trail marked on yourfather's map, ohhhhh(chorus)instrumental sectionOHHH....kiss mebeneath the milky twilightlead meout on the moonlit floor,lift your open handstrike up the band and make the fog lights dancesilver moon sparkling.So, kiss me.So, kiss me.So, kiss me.(lalala lalala)So, kiss me.Thank you (spoken)
This Happened To After Dinner
This happened to after dinner, I was going to the Hotel
The Champion (by Carmen)
The Champion In the vast expanse of a timeless place.. Where silence ruled the outter space. Ominously towering it stood! The symbol of a Spirit War between the one named Lucifer and THE MORNING STAR.. The ultimate of Good. Enveloped by a trillion planets, clean as lightening and hard as granite, a cosmic collsion would host the end of the war between the lord of sin and death, and the omniputant creator of man,s first breath! WHO WILL DECIDE WHO FOREVER WILL BE THE CHAMPION? The audience for the fight of the ages was assembled and in place. The Angels came in splendor from a star. The Saints that had gone before were there.. Jeremiah, Enoch, Job They were singing the song of Zion to the playing of David,s harp. The demons arrived offensive and vile cursing and blastpheming God. Followed by their trophies Dead and Gone... There was Hitler,Napoleon, Farrow, Capone all vexed and grieved, waiting for their judgement from the throne. Then a chill swept
Taking It In The Rear?
I have made it a point to keep track as much as possible (aside from trying to get much needed sleep)...and seems that Fu has gone mad and been screwing my points and deducting them from me...Fu Support sent a lame ass message back that I need to clear my browser history and they think I was looking at cached pages....I say not possible since I did do that and the point  are still being taken away....(You can see my status comments about this) I know they reset every 24 hours DER DA FUCKIN DER!!!!! This still hasn't been 24 hours!   1,471,073 of 5,000,000 points 7:19 pm 1,814,515 of 5,000,000 points needed in 24 hours-piss on it...piss on fu 3,376,158 of 5,000,000 points 5:43 3,375,905 of 5,000,000 points 5:37 3,376,071 of 5,000,000 points 5:29 3,376,215 of 5,000,000 points 5:22 3,339,545 of 5,000,000 points 4:36 3,300,227 of 5,000,000 points 3:04 3,276,079 of 5,000,000 points 2:59 3,307,119 of 5,000,000 points 2:44 3,338,334 of 5,000,000 points 2:26 3,370,271 of 5,
Handbook 2010
Handbook for 2010 I printed out a copy to refer to everyday. Health: 1. Drink plenty of water. 2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar. 3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.. 4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy 5. Make time to pray. 6. Play more games 7. Read more books than you did in 2009 . 8. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day 9. Sleep for 7 hours. 10. Take a 10-30 minutes walk daily. And while you walk, smile. Personality: 11. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about. 12. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment. 13. Don't over do. Keep your limits. 14. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does. 15. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip. 16. Dream more while you are awake 17. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you
Initial Thoughts
As some of you know, I am a little obsessed with music.  I love to hear live music, and go to as many shows as possible.  There is just something in the energy between a musician and the audience that I find to be so very powerful.  I am the one singing along quietly and sometimes not so quietly.  I am the one tapping my feet, and patting my knees, chair dancing if the venue does not have a dance floor.  I am the one with the look of complete rapture on my face, and a smile from ear to ear. I have stated that music feeds my soul.  It is the air that I need top breathe.  I find that music can lift me to the heavens....I feel such joy at times.  I need to feel that joy, so i just keep coming back for more.  It is my drug.  Well, music and a vodka martini! My favorite performers right now are Brandi Carlile, Shawn Mullins, Katie Herzig, John Hiatt, and Edwin McCain.  I am most interested in the singer songwriter genre right now.  This of course will change on a whim should I hear some
The Fall Of Obama
ry 15, 2010 The Fall of Obama By Charles Krauthammer WASHINGTON -- What went wrong? A year ago, he was king of the world. Now President Obama's approval rating, according to CBS, has dropped to 46 percent -- and his disapproval rating is the highest ever recorded by Gallup at the beginning of an (elected) president's second year. A year ago, he was leader of a liberal ascendancy that would last 40 years (James Carville). A year ago, conservatism was dead (Sam Tanenhaus). Now the race to fill Ted Kennedy's Senate seat in bluest of blue Massachusetts is surprisingly close, with a virtually unknown state senator bursting on the scene by turning the election into a mini-referendum on Obama and his agenda, most particularly health care reform. #toolbox #alert .title { text-transform: uppercase; font-weight: bold; font-size: 11px; } Obama was the most charismatic politician on earth. Today the thrill is gone, the doubts growing -- even among erstwhile believers.
Im Hosting A Auction
I will be taking entrants from Friday Jan. 15, 2010 until Monday Jan 18, 2010. The Auction will start on Monday Jan 18th @ 9pm Central & end on Sunday Jan. 24th @ 5pm central. Entry fee will be 50k fubucks & will have a opening bid of 100k fubucks. ******YOU MUST HAVE A FUBAR SALUTE TO ENTER!!!**** Also please F/R/A the hostess There will be no drama tolerated PERIOD! If any bidders or contestants are caught causing drama, YOU WILL BE REMOVED AND BANNED from continuing this auction or any other auctions I will hold. It is the responsibility of the Auctionees to get their prizes from the highest bidder. The 3 with the most rates will receive a gift of my choosing. Whether it is fubucks, a ticker, bling or a blast.... I will promote as much as possible but it is highly recommended that you promote your own personal part of the auction.. the MORE you PROMOTE, the HIGHER the BIDS! Please send your fubucks, list of offers & a link to a CLEAR picture of you, NO LATER than Januar
Welcome Back Teach1 Session Ft. Bkps W/ Crazed
Here's the bait.."Oh the immediate irony of being the last of a dying breed thats willing to die violently.."   Crazed2APoint... I'M AN ENIGMA WRAPPED IN FOOLISHNESS said: *bites* the irony of that is just as bad as this catch 22, wanting to live but having no good reasons as to why you want too... come equipped with enough pain bottled up inside, you can see it in my eyes, i can share a lil bit that could make the devil cry.   -Each1 Teach1-of Brass Knuckle Poets Society said: so as he's weepin askin oh mama why, we supply the dopeness that make it all alriiiiiiigh...pressure from the inside let loose unto the night, breathing as an exercise to make us all feel fiiiine, listen as the devils cries turn to tears of pride, damn my people did it, layed it all on the liiiiine.....gyesh yesh!   Crazed2APoint... I'M AN ENIGMA WRAPPED IN FOOLISHNESS said: that we did, dark clouds erased ain't nothin but sunshine, but it started raining guess the devil got mad and whipped his
Danger Zones Hottest Fu Chick Contest
I decided to enter & I have a chance at holding the title of HOTTEST FU CHICK & winning some sweet things... please stop by and rate my picture to vote & leave a comment if you would like too...   DangerZoneDZ Radio's Hottest FuChick Contest *CLICK MY PIC to VOTE (Rate/Comment)* Please Vote for me, I am in this Contest!
Jump Around By House Of Pain
[Everlast] Pack it up, pack it in, let me begin I came to win, battle me that's a sin I won't ever slack up, punk you better back up Try and play the role and yo the whole crew'll act up Get up, stand up (c'mon!) c'mon throw your hands up If you've got the feeling, jump across the ceiling Muggs lifts a funk flow, someone's talking junk Yo I bust him in the eye, and then I'll take the punk's hoe Feelin, funkin, amps in the trunk and I got more rhymes than there's cops at a Dunkin' Donuts shop Sho' nuff, I got props From the kids on the Hill plus my mom and my pops I came to get down, I came to get down So get out your seat and jump around! Jump around! [3X] Jump up, jump up and get down! Jump! [17X] I'll serve your ass like John McEnroe If your girl steps up, I'm smacking the hoe Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs I got more rhymes than the Bible's got Psalms And just like the Prodigal Son I've returned Anyone stepping to me you'll get burned Cause I got lyrics, but you ain't got
You Get What You Give By The New Radicals
Wake up kidsWe've got the dreamers diseaseAge 14 we got you down on your kneesSo polite, you're busy still saying pleaseFri - enemies, who when you're down ain't your friendEvery night we smash their Mercedes - BenzFirst we run and then we laugh till we cryBut when the night is fallingAnd you cannot find the lightIf you feel your dream is dyingHold tightYou've got the music in youDon't let goYou've got the music in youOne dance leftThis world is gonna pull throughDon't give upYou've got a reason to liveCan't forget you only get what you giveFour a. m. we ran a miracle mileWere flat broke but hey we do it in styleThe bad richGod's flying in for your trialThis whole damn world can fall apartYou'll be ok follow your heartYou're in harms wayI'm right behindNow say youre mineFly highWhat's real can't dieYou only get what you giveJust dont be afraid to leaveHealth insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buyingFake computer crashes diningCloning while they're multiplyingFashion mag shootsWith
The Late September Dogs By Melissa Etheridge
Just outside my window I hear the late September dogs And I understand their warning I understand their song Since you left I feel the change in the air And night after night I'm searching for mercy everywhere So I wake in the street and I call out your name I shout to the sky please Come on let it rain Let it rain down on me Let the rain touch my hands Let the rain set me free Let it rain down on me Silence is the steel that pierces and cuts me to the bone In dreams the hand that touches you is mine and mine alone Cruel is the light is the morning shining down on me Hours with the Devil to understand just what you need So I wake in the street and I call out your name Shout to the sky come on Come on let it rain Let it rain down on me Let the rain fill my eyes Let the rain set me free Let it rain down on me Just inside the distance I hear the late September dogs And so I beg for sleep the child who walked before she crawled Damn my soul that remembers and clutches to this pain The
I Recorded This Last Night! He Is Amazing!
Belong   Shall I belong to a song Or a chord Of a six string guitar. Shall I belong to a color Be it red or blue And its corresponding passion. Shall I belong to me Or shall it be you. The smile on your face Says it all I shall And that is all.    poet
Not Always Right | How About Some Dessert Instead?
Restaurant | Ireland (I have a table of four foreign business-men. One of them looks very sad.) Sad customer: “And also, you bring me tea because this country is very cold and I am sick.” Me: “I’m sorry you’re not well. Of course I’ll bring you some tea.” Sad customer: “…and then you marry me, because no-one will marry me.”
Not Always Right | Elementry, My Dear Mr. Darcy
Movie Theater | Utah, USA Customer:“I want a refund! Sherlock Holmes was possibly the worst film adaptation of a Jane Austin book I’ve ever seen!” Me: “Sherlock Holmes was not written by Jane Austen. It was written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.” Customer:“I thought there was something odd about it. Well, I guess it really is nothing at all like her other books. Silly me!”
Not Always Right | Deafening Silence
Bookstore | Ottawa, ON, Canada Customer: “It’s so loud in here!” Me: “I know right? Christmas is crazy for us every year.” Customer: “It’s so loud, why do people have to talk so loudly?” Me: “Sorry sir, it’s just because there’s so many people.” Customer: “Forget this! I’m turning off my hearing aid. You guys should really try to keep the noise level down.” Me: “Right you are sir! If that’ll be all, your total is ***.” Customer: “What?” Me: “Your total, sir? It’s ***.” Customer: “Speak up! I can’t hear you!”
Unreal! You Need To Watch This!
I'm sittin here thinking about where it all went wrong Why it hurts so bad when it hasn't been that long. I know that its you thats missing We have to make it right Niether of us should have to feel this way Being alone night after night. It is you that completes me and makes it all ok Being without you is like the world without air. Drowning in the sorrow and the feeling of defeat I cannot cry tears but  ache to be with. I cannot be whole until you are here The sound of my children keeps me sane and lets me proceed on But when you are here it will be perfect forevermore...
C51 - Bling Shop (50 Cent & Olivia - Candy Shop) enjoy! bwahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!
Old Undertaker Theme
Dead man walkinYou've done it nowYou've gone and made a big mistakeand I can't allow, you to think you can just walk awayso turn around, and face the piper you're gonna pay'cause the end is nowthis is gonna be your judgement dayA cheap shotthat's the way that you play the gameI was blindsided, things will never ever be the samenice guys, it's said they always finish lastbut bad-asses, always kicking asshole's asskick itYou're gonna Pay, You're Gonna Paythere's no forgiveness this timeYou're gonna Pay, You're Gonna PayIt's my business, your mindYou're gonna Pay, You're Gonna PayI'm burning these ones to the groundYou're gonna Pay, You're Gonna PayI'm gonna Bring you downYou're gonna Pay, You're Gonna PayYou're gonna Pay, You're Gonna PayNo more chances,No more excuses, no liesyour stories ending, time to say your goodbyesnice guys, it's said they always finish lastbut bad-asses, are always kicking asshole's assasshole,kick itkick itYou're gonna Pay, You're Gonna Paythere's no forgivenes
Pain And Love
Most people tend to think that physical pain and mental anguish is the worst pain a person can feel  but those tend to let u know ur alive and that your human. One of the worst pains one can feel is that of ones heart.  Most say that you can control how your heart behaves but that is untrue. For your heart moves in mysterious ways and no one truly knows what it has in store for us. It causes one to love unconditionally and not to second guess as to the purpose of such an emotion. Everyone wants to be and feel love for that is human nature. But then there is those of us who have been hurt to the point your walkin on egg shells when it comes to anything that deals with love. Many try to explain the way a persons heart moves and does what it does but it is like tryin to explain the mystery of life. No one truly knows but all try to rationally explain it in one form or another. Love that one feels is the purest of all emotions. But so many take that emotion and twist it to suit their purpo
Gotta Love The Net.. Online Meditation Bell!!
  click on the bell and get into mindfullness Welcome to the online Mindfulness Bell, inspired by the teaching of Thich Nhat Hanh. Many people around the world take pleasure in stopping and consciously breathing in and out three times when they hear the sound of the bell.
First, Second, N3rd
We Are Pitching Our Tent Of Love..
THE INTEREST WITHOUT THE CAPITAL The lover's food is the love of the bread; no bread need be at hand: no one who is sincere in his love is a slave to existence. Lovers have nothing to do with existence; lovers have the interest without the capital. Without wings they fly around the world; without hands they carry the polo ball off the field. That dervish who caught the scent of Reality used to weave basket even though his hand had been cut off. Lover have pitched their tents in nonexistence: they are of one quality and one essence, as nonexistence is. ~Rumi ~~ yes, this is my art..
Bath Note
Don't be alarmed, the world isn't coming to an end. I am simply taking a bath. It will take about thirty minutes and will involve soap and water. Yes, I know how to swim. Even if I didn't, forcing myself to drown in a half-inch oflukewarm water is more work than I've got energy for. (Which reminds me, I'm all for science projects, but the next time you want to see if Play-Doh floats, use cold water.) Don't panic if I'm not out right on time. I've heard that people don't dissolve in water and I'd like to test the theory. While I'm in the tub, I'd like you to remember a few things. The large slab of wood between us is called a door. Do not bang to hear my voice. I promise that even though you can't see me, I *am* on the other side. I'm not digging an escape tunnel and running for the border,no matter what I said a while ago. I didn't mean it. Honest. There will be plenty of time later to tell me about your day. "Later" means at a time when I am no longer naked, wet, and contemplating bub
1/18/10 Dilbert
Awe, Spontaneous Sense Engagement Of The Highest Order Lol
“Electric flesh-arrows... traversing the body. A rainbow of color strikes the eyelids. A foam of music falls over the ears. It is the gong of the orgasm.” Anais Nin Danaë is an oil painting by Gustav Klimt, created in 1907. The canvas measures 77 x 83 cm, is cataloged as Symbolism; and is currently housed within the Galerie Würthle, in Vienna, Austria. Danaë was a popular subject in the early 1900’s for many artists; she was used as the quintessential symbol of divine love, and transcendence. While imprisoned by her father, King of Argos in a tower of bronze, she was visited by Zeus, symbolized here as the golden rain flowing between her legs, apparent from the subject's face, she is very aroused by the golden stream. She is curled in a sumptuous royal purple veil which refers to her imperial lineage. Sometime after her celestial visitation she gave birth to a son, Perseus, who is cited later in Greek mythology for slaying the Gorgon Medusa and rescuing Andromeda.
Thoughts I Have Dreamed Of
You took me like I told you to,Surprising, playing, something new,Stirring feelings I've been craving,It's my body you're enslaving.In velvet darkness your presence felt,Flowing fingers and on knees you knelt.You breathe upon my naked skinWet and juicy, pumping, adrenaline.I feel a tongue it's gently probingAnd your hands you are disrobingNerve ends tingling and whimpered moansTease me, tie me, caress cheek bones.From top to toe you stoke and kissNo wet places do your fingers miss,Deep inside I feel you, grasp youOn hardened nipples, warm breath you blew.I strain and buck with want and need"Fuck me, take me please", I plead.Upside down, sweet lips touch mineDown my body, a sixty-nine,I writhe in pleasure, taste your cock,In my mouth you gently dock,Your tongue meets clit, you suck and biteYour fingers in, oh god, how tight.I shake, I moan you turn aroundIn my cunt you slide and pound.Your lips on mine, my screams escapeAcross my skin your fingers scrapeAs spasms wrack, I'm awash in tea
The Last Time You Will Break My Heart
The Last Time You Will Break My Heart I'm done with her, i'm done with the head games... i'm tired of watching the kids get hurt because she's a lie'n little bitch. and i'm tired of loving her and not having her. So this is what i'm going to do. i'm not going around her. i'm done talking to her, i'm done waiting around for her. and as much as it will hurt me, and our son. and her daughters who have become attached to me. someday the pain may subside. I'm done with her. i can't take the pain she puts me thru or the kids thru. Elizabeth you lead me on with your kiss's and words.. then blow off our son to go to the bar. it's complete bullshit. and i'm not having it anymore. as far as i'm conserned your dead to alex and I. enjoy your life and forget we even exsist. oh wait you already have unless it benifets you.. I love you and always will but i would rather rip my heart out by walking away from you than seeing and feeling what you keep doing to me and the kids. If i haven't found a job
Get To Know Me Quiz Thingy
Blame Jen, she sent it   1. What time did you get up this morning?-- 0605-ish 2. How do you like your steak?-- medium rare3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Mulan? I hate going to the movies.4. What is your favorite TV show? CSI, the real one5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? Somewhere hot and tropical with maid service and a pool boy who doesnt speak English 6. What did you have for breakfast? biscuit with butter and grape jelly   7. What is your favorite cuisine? Japanese   8. What foods do you dislike? I like a little of everything9. Favorite Place to Eat? Yamato10. Favorite dressing?-- Honey dijon11.What kind of vehicle do you drive? Hyundai VeraCruz 12. What are your favorite clothes? jeans, button up uniform   13. Where would you visit if you had the chance? Maine-my oldest lives there and I havent seen her in a while. 14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full? full15. Where do you want to retire? I'll live here and travel.16.
Because Of Him
  Because of him I never sleep alone anymore. Silently he creeps into my window without a single breath givin. Because of him my dreams are never lonely. He calls me his arms.. his darkened heart. There .. he waits... Because of him my thirst for eternity is never quenched...Never allowing to fully engulf into the dark abyss to which he has surcummed. Because of him I will slowly wither and fade..he will go on but not another like me was ever made. He has become my dark lover.. my demon.. my menace... my curse. But because of him... I will never be lonely again... to my immortal.. my dark lover... my dark king .
Tomorrow is my 24th Birthday.. So many people have asked me what I wanted for my birthday, and well, anything really is overly appreciated. A Blast or some Bling would be really, really nice, and if you don't want to spend money just a bunch of picture comments, I love coming home after running errand or work and reading them (even the naughty ones :D) even fu-Mafia favors would be pretty stellar!   Thanks for all the love and kind words everyone!   Ashley (h)
time to rebuild the wall around my heart..he chipped it away stone by stone and he wasn't even trying..i know he'll never love man ever has..but i'm content to sit and love his friend..whatever..there's no one i'm hurting but myself..there's no one in the real world that is even semi-interested..the few i have met on line who are even remotely close by are just playing the same old who cares? i've tried to push him out..let someone else in..but no one comes's my life..i'll live alone die alone..doesn't really matter anymore..i'm not letting myself cry over it..   I Love You Baby. I've never told you upfront for one reason. I know what you're gonna say. So I'm sticking by the promise I made to myself a year and a half ago when that one other man who could even compare to you told me the same thing. *sigh* I'll never tell another man how I really feel again. It's not worth the pain and humiliation when you find out you're only good enuf for
Trying Not To Break....
I havent been myself lately, too be honest I actually hate myself. I hurt someone very very dear to me and I cant fix it. I didnt mean to but my actions did. Ive said Im sorry soo many times but it doesnt matter. He cant even listen to my voice. I cry myself to sleep at night hoping by morning I'll have a way to fix this but Im lost, sooo lost... "You always hear how much heartbreak hurts but when it happens to you, its almost like ten times worse but the worsepart about it is you cant even remember how to smile"   Ive always thought I was destined to be alone, guess Im right.. I wanted to be someones princess but I broke the tierra:( I dont know what to do anymore....Im in pain but trying to keep a smile on my face....
Ok..I have a lot on my mind..and I'm just going to throw it out there..I know that there arent many of you that are going to give a fuck about any of this..and even fewer who will take this seriously...but i dont give a shit at this point..I'm not a whining emo prick..I'm not here for sympathy..I just want to get this off my here it goes..   I have spent the last 3 years of my life taking nothing but hell..Got knocked up..the guy ran off..Abused..Cheated on..Raped...and just all around in hell..and I have done everything I can to suck it up and move on..I thought i was doing ok..I finally started planning my life with someone..Someone who really gave a damn about me..and now its all over..and I'm sitting here crying and hurt because I know its my fault..I let all the stress get to me..For once i wasnt strong enough... There were things that I asked for..that didnt happen..there are things that I need that just arent there..I thought getting out of the relationship might ta
The Devil's Ground Come Play
the devil's ground
Not Always Right | D'ohpe
Retail | Florida, USA Customer: “Why was my return denied?” Me: “Ma’am, the system is showing us that you have recently made a lot of returns without a receipt. When this happens, corporate flags your ID and you can’t make any non-receipt returns for a while. It’s to prevent theft.” Customer: “I’m not stealing. In fact, I have a lot of money. My boyfriend is a street pharmacist and he has a lot of money.” Me: “A what, ma’am?” Customer: “A street pharmacist! He sells dope.” Me: “That is more information than I want to know ma’am. You have a good day.”
Not Always Right | Even Rabbits Go Through Bad Patches
Grocery Store | Seattle, WA, USA Customer: “Where can I find your carrot tops?” Me: “We don’t sell carrot tops, but you can buy the whole carrot.” Customer: “But I need to feed my rabbit her carrot tops!” Me: “If people buy carrots would you like me to ask them if they’d like their carrot tops cut off and I can save them for you?” Customer: “Oh that’d be lovely! I’ll come back next week after her therapy session. Her therapist thinks she has an anxiety disorder.”
Devilish Beauty
Hey Everybody! Please pray for Devilish Beauty's gram..... She had a quadruple by pass and was just rushed to the E.R. non responsive...Devilish Beauty was a former member of our family so please go show her lots of support and send lots of prayers. ♆Ðèvîlî$h ßè嵆ý™♆ {S*E*R}@ fubar
Hiccup Cure
A man entered a drug store and asked to see the pharmacist. When the pharmacist came out, the man asked if he could give him a cure for the hiccups. The pharmacist immediately reached out and slapped him across the face. "What'd you do that for?" the man asked. "Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore, do you?" "No," the man replied, "but my wife out in the car still does!" 
Why Must People
Why must people... Answer a question with another question. And who finally gives in and answers the first question that started the whole conversation to begin with. So have fun let’s see how far we get.... Do you feel like a challenge?
She Could Never...
She never could see the forest for the trees. She never could admit it wasn't reality. She never could get her feet moving. She could not see things clear. She could never focus. She could never believe that this was her life. She could never leave. She could never dream. She could not aspire to something higher. She never could move on. She could never be comfortable in her own skin. She never felt warm. She could not give love anymore. She never thought empty could feel so empty.
Dirty Vegas "days Go By"
You You You are still a whisper on my lips A feeling at my fingertips That's pulling at my skin You leave me when I'm at my worst Feeling as if I've been cursed Bitter cold within Days go by and still I think of you Days when I couldn't live my life without you Days go by and still I think of you Days when I couldn't live my life without you Without you Without you You are still a whisper on my lips A feeling at my fingertips That's pulling at my skin You leave me when I'm at my worst Feeling as if I've been cursed Bitter cold within Days go by and still I think of you Days when I couldn't live my life without you Without you Without you Days go by and still I think of you Days when I couldn't live my life without you Days go by and still I think of you Days when I couldn't live my life without you Without you Without you Without you Without you Without you
World War 2 Veteran Uses Pension To Pay For Commemoration For A Soldier Killed In Afghanistan
~~This is from a UK newspaper~~ World War 2 veteran uses pension to pay for commemoration for a soldier killed in Afghanistan   A World War 2 veteran has used his pension to commemorate a soldier killed in Afghanistan after accusing the council of failing to honour the young man’s death.     Nick BrittenPublished: 1:33PM GMT 20 Jan 2010   L/Cpl Dane Elson of 1st Battalion Welsh Guards, was killed whilst on patrol in Babaji in Helmand Province Photo: PA   Joseph Ponting, 87, a former paratrooper, was appalled when civic leaders in his home town announced nothing official would be done to mark the death of L/Cpl Dane Elson, 22, who was killed by a roadside bomb in July last year.   Related Articles Sweetheart of soldier killed in Afghanistan condemns equipment shortages British servicemen and women deserve more public remembrance British military facing becoming 'second division without major spending increase' Trau

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