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The Hunger Part 2
There she is standing there,watching everyone.out of the corner of her eye,she sees him.he is the most handsome man,she can't take her eyes off he moves,her eyes follow.then their eyes meet,they look at eachother.they smile,hearts start to race,she wals over to him.she wants to feel his skin,she has a hunger to touch him.he starts to feel the same way about her,his hunger for her is growing.he has found her,his need to for her.has found her,they walk to eachother.they can feel eachother's hunger,one look into their eyes and they know that they need to feed the hunger.their hunger and new found love will take them to new heights..
I hate being sick. I bitch to much lmao. And ash is making me stay up all night ahahah stalker cough stalker lalala JODIE I LOVERS YOUUUUUUUU weeeeeeee ima puke. kthnx. < 3
You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Passion100%Mysterious75%Diamond Eyes67%Eyes full of Pain42%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with
Another Ramble
How was my day today...better than it has been...i told the family its a fend for urself night..i am not cooking...Didn't have to watch kids today yippee...still needing a vacation...thinking of texas or north carolina..have friends in both places...or maybe which this is a big maybe minnesota.. HUGS EVERYONE Courtesy of
Chapter 1 Excerpt. Please Leave Comments
Enjoy, purchases available at: The Wormwood Conspiracy Homepage CHAPTER ONE The Deception OCTOBER, 31 A.D. The sky is as black as the darkest night imagined, filled with gloomy clouds colliding as they billow. A powerful wind is advancing from every direction, as if ready to unleash a hurricane. Thunderous roars can be heard as bright, crisp, eye-piercing lightning stretches out like mighty fists, destroying anything in its path. The earth shakes violently and rocks shatter into dust. Graves are unearthed and tombs are opened. Screaming, shouting and crying are heard for miles. The beasts of the field are seeking refuge from what appears to be a terrible disaster, as if the world is going to shatter into a million pieces. A woman’s voice is heard, painfully crying and sobbing, as she holds her head in her blood stained hands. “Heee’s dead! Uhhhhh! Heeee’s dead! My son is dead! Please take him down, take him down!” The Roman soldiers guarding the man ar
What Body Part?
You scored as Butt. You are attracted to: the ass! your an ass man/woman.Butt100%Abs/Stomach67%Boobs67%Face50%Penis0%What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics)created with
Yes I Like Country. Bite Me.
Emerson drive-only god < 3 This songs been on repeat for like ever now haha We saw the moon in Colorado Made music in Tennessee We found the gold of El Dorado It's so good, making love, you and me These arms, they will never hold another This heart, it will always feel like this Chorus: 'Cause only God could stop me loving you Only God could tell me not to He sent you from Heaven Just to make my dreams come true When he opened the door That you came walking through Only God could stop me loving you We struck oil in Oklahoma We won the Oscar in Hollywood We climbed the canyons of Arizona And baby, making love never felt so good These lips, no other girl will ever kiss This heart, it will always feel like this Chorus: 'Cause only God could stop me loving you Only God could tell me not to He sent you from Heaven Just to make my dreams come true When he opened the door That you came walking through Only God could stop me loving you The
Come Ride With Me
come on and take a ride with me and i will show u one hell of a good time
Did You Grow Up In The 80's?
You Know You Grew Up In The 80's If... 1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE". 2. You watched the Pound Puppies. 3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Belair " ...and can do the "Carlton". 4. Girls wore biker shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly sexy. 5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own. 6. You owned those lil' Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls. 7. You know that "WOAH " comes from Joey on Blossom. 8. Two words: Hammer Pants. 9. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock ". 10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars... and "spokey-dokes" or playing cards on your spokes for that incredible sound effect. 11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales". (Woo ooh!) 12. When it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. 13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head. 14. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles "
A Letter From My Dog
Remember all that’s important to me. Remember that I’m only on this earth for a very short time. This is something you understand better than I do. You tell me one of my “years” is equal to seven of your years. So be it. That means every time the sun goes away, I’ve lived another week of my life. Just think about all we can do in a “week.” Remember that I like to play and have fun. I have no concept of obligations, appointments, or any kind of timetable. Please be patient with me when it seems as though I'm unaware of time. I can never understand why time is important to you. If, like me, you're living life to the fullest, what difference does it make? The way I figure it; I can always make time for you. Remember that my “world” exists about two feet above ground. Please be aware when I’m around, because I can easily get hurt by some careless or impulsive movement that you make. I always know where you are, so please make a concentrated effort to be aware of where I am. Rem
This was written by a good friend of mine. It's short but really sweet. I was thinking about a lot of things About the way you talk The way you feel The way I should react when you are next to me Right now it seems like a blur Me holding you, you holding me I wanna touch you, smell you Fulfill your deepest fantasies Can’t wait to see you And if we do meet how it would be I know my feelings inside is haunting me Can this be love, no it’s too soon To soon to tell till I’m with you
Just A Laugh
One bright morning... in the middle of the night, two dead boys came out to fight. they stood back to back and faced each other drew their swords and shot eachother. the deaf policeman heard the noise and came to kill those two dead boys. If u dont believe my story its true ask the blind man he saw it too!
How To Put A Bra On 101
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Booty Call
Booty calls So you're in the mood to get some but you don't want to deal with all the games that go into it? Well, make your booty call follow this agreement and keep headaches at a minimum! The Pre-Booty Call Agreement This pre-booty call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is entered into on this ___day of ______________, 20 __, by ____________________, (hereinafter referred to as the "Participant") between ____________________, (hereinafter referred to as the "Holder of 'The Agreement'") and ____________________ (Participant). This Agreement shall cover the following rules and principles for the Participant: 1. No sleeping over!! Unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 pm. We don't have anything to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" stuff, only mind-blowing sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions!! i.e. whe
My Battle
at the current moment i hate life... this year can quite possibly go down as my worse year of life yet.. that says a lot concerting the fact that in the past 6 years i have been diagnosed with a brain disease, have had my best friend pass away, 2 close friends pass away, lost my grandfather, been engaged and dumped twice, been cheated on multiple times, and have been left while pregnant because the father wasn't (nor will he ever be) able to take care of his responsibilities.... i know wishing for a new life never works... i've tried, it still hasn’t happened... i know trying to change my life can help... but with my current situation the only was to change my life is to write someone completely out of it... this my friends may be impossible... this person is causing me unimaginable pain... i cant go a single minute without pain... have you ever loved someone completely yet hated them completely at the same time??? this person is legally a part of my family, this person can take
My First Blogg
Well here it is "My First Blogg". Dont quite know what to add here but ill start with a few ramelings. My name is Jayson - Yes spelt funny I know. I'm 26 Years Old and live in Derbyshire (UK) Why am I using Lost Cherry.. well i have tried a few of the other profile sites arround on the net and alough i found a lil place i like this seems to cater for my more sexual tendancies. Other sites now seem to be over protected and full of teenagers.. so this sites suits me down to the ground.. So far i have made a couple of friends on here - well i know them from other sites so i guess thats cheating a little. However i would love to get into a more personal contact with some of the sexy guys and gals on here... oh PS im Bi/BiC. I will try to keep adding some pics of myself for you pervy bastids (like me) out there and just hope I get a good responce.. Well ill leave it there for now.
I luv jelly, ice cream, and presents, and new friends! xoxox
The Protector
Have You Got Your Voicemail Yet
ive lost everything i hold dear lost on a highway with a car i cant steer heavens lost in the fog and the devils after me like a dog these haunting memories come crashing back who was i what was i did i do that every thought a knife slashing down killing me without a sound i used to be just another selfless cow waiting for another king to bow not knowing the devil has a crown but his tables never gonna be round heaven floats by an impossible insecurity waiting till i fail in my own calamity gods a kid with a magnifying glass just waiting til i fry his ass with all thats been said and done the gods leave us just one a question so inane and inconsequential have you got your voicemail yet?
Video Games
so i've been looking at looking at video games and consoles. i really am thinking about getting a Sega again and getting Zombies Ate My Neighbors and Desert Strike. maybe even Jungle Strike. mmhumm. i've been checking out the WII and it looks cool. i'll have to wait and see what game comes out on it. Xbox 360 is has a couple of games i want to play but i don't know yet. my friend Jordan who's in Isreal till next year left his here so i could probably borrow it from my friend who currently has it. hmm. I DON"T KNOWWWW but i do know i'm going to spend my money on tattoos first. mmhumm.
My Love Forrest
Ok Fellow LC Friends I dont ask very often for help because I realize that everyone is busy, but I have asked twice, promised the help and no one came thru.....(does not include you Tazzy or Sassy, Saucy and Sexy, you two have been wonderful) Forrest is just starting to get into the LC thing and he wanted to do something nice for the ladies on here......He is putting together an Fair Maiden album.....we have a total of almost 30 fair maidens.....The problem now is that I have a celtic skin that he wants to use as the background to place the ladies pics on, but neither one of us have photoshop or know how to do it........If someone will explain to me how to do it, I will attempt to do it....Or if someone wants to put it together, that would be awesome.......Forrest's birthday is Oct 17th and he wants to open it then........The man works 10 hrs. a day, six days a week, doesn't really have time, so I would like to do this for him as a BD present......PLEASE! help me do this for him
Whats A Gi
Subject Whats a G.I. Body: >Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 >minutes. >He stays up for days on end. >_________________________ > >You take a warm shower to help you wake up. >He goes days or weeks without running water. >__________________________ > >You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. >He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. >__________________________ > >You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet >up with your friends. >He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. >__________________________ > >You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. >He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. >__________________________ > >You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. >He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. >__________________________ > >You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. >He walks the streets, se
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Just To Let Everyone Know...
wow, so it turns out that the reason why I was sick was exhaustion from working a 45 hour work week, plus going to school full time. damn. you know what sucks about it? I'm doing it again this week (well not 45 hours I hope, but they've called me in to work tonight so Im up to 25 hours this week, plus school) in short, Im not gonna be around much this week either (I'll take the time to blog each night and chat for a little while to whoever is on but that'll be about it for me) so this time I'm gonna ask nicely pretty please, while Im not here, will someone please please please pimp me out? cause I would totally appreciate it. totally totally. lol. rock on with your socks on!!
Iraq And My Stay Here
well yea so now im in iraq and now that i have no way of meeting ppl everyone that i know online wants to meet with me wow lol anyway so heres what my day looks like. i start out by being on post as Corporal of the Guard for 5 hours, then after my 5 hours of walking around making sure everyones awake, i get to be on react for 10 hours. after this time i get to serve another 5 hours of post, followed by 10 hours of rest, which is normally turned into working parties for around the base. So in essence i only get sleep when im on react. lol lol well gtg l8rs
Giselle Bundchen And Jennifer Esposito
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Lesson 3 Elements: 100% whooo hooo! No misspelled words! Very excited to see how I do on the next one!
Rock On, Baby!
My head hurts so bad that the three hairs I have left on it hurt as well. On a lighter note, they are doing some sort of drilling in the parking lot today. It just drills and drills and drills into my skull and makes me feel like kicking people in the jimmies.
Your tall and I like that your sweet and thats rare constantly complaining that I hide behind my hair well now i'm here to tell you you've really rubbed off more confidence is what I show, just because we've talked I can just imagine looking in your eyes all the tension that built up blown away by delightful surprise just your hands upon me would be enough to know that all this time that passed the feeling should overflow the time the moment comes you'll know right then the look and the sigh will tell you i'm the one and i've finally found my home my home within your arms my love within your walls unfortunately it'll be awhile before i come to call I just want you to know one day you will see with all my southern style that all the waiting will prove to be worthwhile so take a breath and take a seat because this brief moment will be all you'll ever need.
Another Writing.....
As I walk through the night a feel the protective Shadow over me, The twilight of My Person has now since passed, Plunging me into the Darkness of my dwelling, I contemplate the Daylight now left so far behind. I was never happy wandering under The Burning Sun, That filled my space with Light, Never certain what made me so, but knowing it wasn't right in the Sun that sapped my energy, The Light that made me weak. When I think of that person that walked in the Sunlight, I am filled with hate and shame, How dare he look like I do? How dare he dilute what I hold dearest? How dare he imprison me for all these years? Though now I smile at how slow his death was, Never again shall he rise to oppose me.
And Another.....
I stand upon the edge of the night, The edge that separates darkness from light, The light behind me welcomes me back, The darkness ahead of me, daunting and black I look on ahead to try and see, What is in front, my eyes fail me, This is it my time has come, To choose what I want, to be and become, Do I go forward to a life a new, I listen hard, to hear for a clue, Or do I go back to me as before, A lost wandering nobody, nothing more, Do I go and give myself up completely, Do I turn around, walk away discreetly, I listen to my questions and try to answer, The reasons I set forth to follow my master, Look for the future, become something better, Learn to control life letter by letter, I step forward for my own personal gain, I step forward to live again, I step forward to fly high above, More than this I step forward for love,
Damn! I Feel So Lucky I Shoulda Bought A Lottery Ticket
It’s time to party everyone!!! Earlier this evening I signed on with a contractor to do my roof- depending on the extent of squirrel damage (cost to repair) I may even be able to do the garage roof also. For those of you who don’t know my home- when I bought it- the dining room did not have any sheet rock on the walls or ceiling- (And the garage roof is deteriorating- you can stand inside and look up to see the whole big dipper on a starry night) Of course my boyfriend at the time (Mr. Take ten years to fix it) said “Buy it ‘as is’- you’ll get a better price and I’ll have the sheet rock up within a couple days.” He did get a good start on insulating- but, that’s as far as he got- You see, the roof leaks and you can’t really put sheet rock up when it’s going to be ruined by the rain or melting snow trickling in (in some cases pouring in). So, needless to say, for almost the last three years now I have had no walls in my dining room. As you may imagine- this causes my heati
The Time Has Come: Bbfn (bye Bye For Now)
Well, my flight takes off at noon today whisk me away to a new life in Oklahoma. When I land I'll be in Oklahoma City where I'll meet up with other Job Corp Enrollees where we'll be transported to the GJCC (Guthrie Job Corps Campus) where I could spend any ware from 2month to 2years in preparation for the rest of my life...since I've already completed high school, it should take allot shorter time the most. I will only have to complete my trade in Business Tech and acquire my driver's license of which I'll assume that will only take me abt 6mnts time at the least.... We to all my friends and loved ones keep in touch because I'll be returning to TX periodically for seasonal vacations and holidays...I'll miss you all till then Keep it real and Have a good one! W/Much Love =Zenas S. Ansari=
Break Up
As for some that dont know already me and the bf have split up for now and Iam DEVASTATED over this....he was everything to me and more I loved this man more then ya can ever imangine.....I pray that we will be backk together and SOON!!! He means everything to me and more this is a man I would spend the rest of my life with if i had that kinda oppurtunity but as for now we are ONLY friends and that has shattered my heart and more....but as I said I hope that we are back together and REALLY soon
Just Bs
sat here thinkin to myself whats a blog....a place to rant?....rave?....scream?....maybe or maybe not. i dunno to me its a place to drop ur words...thoughts... feelings..inner u. hopin that cuz its so fuckin hard to understand ur life the way u live it that u hope to god when u type the damn thing u can analyse it and understand it a little better....question is can u really pour ur heart out in here?....can u really lay ur life out in this shitty little box....who knows...but hey i may aswell try right??? i read a quote today it said....approach an enemy with a smile on ur face itll piss em off more..kno wut i think?, thats bullshit and i shud stop openin those damn fortune cookies. todays lesson for me is this.... why is it so easy to obtain sumtin....and so fuckin hard to let it go...they say i love love sumtin let it go...if its urs itll come back....if it dont it never was..thats cool.....but wtf do u do if u cant decide if u really wanna take the chance of findin out that answ
Penis Wants A Raise
THE PENIS WANTS A RAISE : I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. THE RESPONSE : Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised,the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 straight hours. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative. You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
No Touchy!
Please to be stopping from to touching my buttocks.
A Little More About Me!!
Wow, today is starting out ok ,so far. ok,little more about me!! Well I work with older people,at a place for trouble teenage girls and web sites!! I'm easy to talk to. I'm a leo. My fav. colors are blue,red,black,and some greens.My fav. drinks are vodka,JD,wine,Southern Comfort. That's all for now!!
hey its me im tyler this is my frist blog if you really want to know me you have to talk to me im nice and careing and well ea so hit me up if you want.
this is a story i wrote randomly :) _________________________________________________ It was a beautiful day, and Lilly had planned to go into the market by herself for the first time..She had dreamed of this day for a long time and couldn't wait for the time when she would hear her mothers angelic voice.. "Lilly!" the voice rang out! "YES!" Replied Lilly.. She hopped up from her sitting position beneath the large willow tree out back of their yard and headed quickly up the back steps, her eyes were down and she didn't notice as she head butted her mother in the tummy..with a slight "oof.." she stopped and looked up giggling.."Sorry Mom.." shaking her head and humming lightly she went indoors to grab her hooded cloak, she would need it for the walk home. It was nearing the end of the day as her mother finally handed her the small white slip of paper and strickly forbid her from going into the alleyways. With a quick and simple.."Yes Mother.." Lilly was on her way..
Top 10 Reasons To Date A Single Mom...
I seen this on another page and loved it and wanted to share....for all you single mom's out there....... 10. You already know their strong because they have to handle the responsibilities of single parenthood. 9. There is nothing like a mother. She is a woman who is responsible and focused on life. She knows what she wants out of life and will not sacrifice the happiness of her child for just any man. So, if she decides to date you, feel lucky. 8. Single mom's know what they are looking for and are independent. Any man or woman can appreciate dating someone who has confidence in themselves. Face it. Great mom's are sexy. 7. A single mom isn't just filling time dating - she's had to make a choice to do something for herself while fulfilling the full time responsibility of being a mom. For a man seeking a real and lasting relationship, this is ideal. 6. They appreciate quality, not quantity of time. It isn't always an option to see someone everyd
Military Spouse Survey
This is strictly for the Military Personel. If you are not dating or married to anyone in the Military.....this is not for you!!! DON'T BE SHY....!!! What is your Name? Jen What is your Man's name? David Do you believe in war? not this one!!! Do you live with your man? Yes Where are you stationed? Ft Campbell, KY Have you ever cheated on him when he was overseas? Nope If your man is deployed, how many letters a month do you get? Not deployed, but we would message back and forth when he was Do you have any regrets in terms of being with a Military Man? none. i love him with all my heart What does he do in his branch? Chemical Corps What Rank is he? E-4 Do you love him? with every breathe that i have in me, why else would i marry him? Would you risk your life for him like he does for you? Yes A VERY COMMON QUESTION--does he look good in his ACU's? HELL FUCK YEAH HE DOES What do you like most about him? Everything, but mainly the w
31 Days And 31 Nights And 2 Cool Shows
What up, y'all? Mike Ya Dead Homie here with my first LC Blog. First off, going to 2 badass shows this upcoming month, both in Worcester, MA. Trivium's playing on the 7th and I can't wait to check their shit out. And the best ever: The Wickid Fuckin' Clowns are coming to the Palladium! Fuck yeah! Now for the REAL interesting thing: I'm gonna try to pull a 40 Days 40 Nights thing this month. I've had sex on the brain WAY too much since my divorce, so I'm gonna try to tough it out the same way and not do ANYTHING. (Pssst...I'm a hardcore sexaholic, so this is gonna be a challenge.) Wish me luck and I'll hit this thing up in a few. PEACE!
My Excuses Pt.2
I was born when my mom was 39.Accident Baby.5 yrs prior she lost 1,doctors said she couldn't have kids.She didn't even know she was pregnant with me.She thought she had a Tumor.I was born C section,April 15,1957.I was very sick at 9 missed lots of school Hospitalize,fever 108,ice baths.pulled threw.My dad dies at age 10 3 days before christmas 1967,went in for Gallbadder surgery an had massive Heart attack.I was Devastated so was mom.Many nervous breakdowns.My grand parents mostly raised me.Around age 15 or so.My God Father started dateing mom.I hated him.Wined an dined her at all the exspensives restuarants.Prior to that she didn't drink niether did my Dad.He turn'd her into an Alcoholic,plus booze on top of her Valiaum's.She fell ended up Blood clots on her brain,was never the same after that.My friend Tony was on leave from Germany for my 18 th birthday,he took me out drinking,got wicked shit faced.Was sick as a Dog.My step father beat the shit out of me that night.So I cursed him,w
* . . About You . . *Eye Color:BrownHair Color:Normally brown with some kind of highligts or streaks.Height:5\'7Favorite Color:BlueScreen Name:~1-Sexy-Trini~Favorite Movie:\"SHOTTAS\" & \"The Usual Suspects\"* . . Have You Ever . . *Sat on your rooftop?Not mine, a friendsKissed someone in the rain?Yeah, so romanticDanced in a public place?Duh! For 7 yearsSmiled for no reason?well there\'s always a reason* . . Who was the last person to . . *Say HI to you?My cousin ChrisTell you, I love you?My ex Jay through a textKiss you?KennyHug you?Kenny* . . What\'s the last . . *Time you laughed?This morn, I was watching Goerge Carlin(Love Him)Time you cried?Bout 2 days agoMovie you watched?Bride & PrejudiceJoke you told?can\'t recall at the moment* . . Can You . . *Write with both hands?Depends on what I\'m writingWhistle?yupBlow a bubble?yupRoll your tounge in a circle?yup and side ways too :D* . . Finish The Line . . *If i were a ...Rich gyulI wish ...I had an oscar mayer weinerSo many people d
Excerpt From My Book...
Excerpt from my book: (still haven't titled it) monolog from SYlvia Jacobs I guess it's pretty much come down to me realizing that life is a joke. That it is actually indeed very pointless. A big test that we in general as a race of humans are so tragically failing. Guess the people upstairs are having a good "I told you so" laugh on our behalf. "Survival of the fittest? A quiter never wins and a winner never quits? What doesn't kill you can only make you stronger?" Well what happens when you just don't have the strength to go on anymore? When you just don't have the will to survive? When your problems get just as bad as the others? There are so many cliche`s in life. How often do you sit with "what if's" and "had I done's" Well as I like to say. 'If ifs and ands were pots and pans my ass'd be a kitchen sink!" I so deperately spend my days wishing that I could hit some magical 'reset' button to restart my life at the very moment I realize that I
A Flirt? Who Knew...
You are flirty. You find it easy to attract people because you are so confident. You also arn't bad to look at which helps. 'What is your seduction style?' at
If You Have Kids Or Even If You Care About Kids!
McDonalds, Chuck E Cheese, Discovery Zone... Some of you might not be parents, but you may have nieces, nephews, grandchildren or friends with children. This will pertain to you too. As I read the following, my heart sank. I urge each and every one of you to pass this on to as many people as you can. I cannot stress how important this is! This is very disturbing news. In addition to the following true story... One son lost his watch, and was very upset. We dug and dug in those balls, trying to find the watch. Instead, we found vomit, food, feces, and other stuff I do not want to discuss. I went to the manager and raised hell. Come to find out, the ball pit is only cleaned out once a month. I have doubts that it is even done that often. My kids will never play in another ball pit. Now read this: PRETTY SCARY!! Hi. My name is Lauren Archer, my son Kevin and I lived in Midland,TN. On October 2nd, 1999 I took my only son to McDonald's for his 3rd birthday. After he fi
I just got sponsorship from Noir Leather ( ) for my Dec. 30th event. Stay tned for venue info !
Can You Tell I'm Bored. Lol
1. WHAT MADE YOU SMILE YESTERDAY? I was aggy so I didn't. 2. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 8 THIS MORNING? Wishing I could sleep. 3. WHAT WERE YOU DOING 15 MINUTES AGO? Putting my laundry in the dryer and another load in the wash. 4. SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU IN 1995? I had my daughter. 5. LAST THING YOU SAID ALOUD? Okay, bye. 6. HOW MANY DIFFERENT THINGS DID YOU DRINK TODAY? just diet coke and cranapple mixed together. 7. WHERE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND RIGHT NOW? prolly work. 8. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR TOOTHBRUSH? Blue of course 9. WHAT IS OUT YOUR BACK DOOR? my porch 10. LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? chinese food. 11. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? A pilates ball, D&B Bag/ $500 12. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR FRONT DOOR? white 13. WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR CHANGE? In a handpainted ceramic bowl on the dresser. 14. WHATS THE WEATHER LIKE TODAY? actualy really nice for a change. Bout 65degrees. 15. BEST ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Rockyroad 16. SOMETHING YOURE EXCITED AB
I AM- I am dark, I am bleak. I am the one Di-a-bo-lique! The Aboriginal; existing before all. Nomatter how hard you try, know I will never fall! I am your maker, your detroyer. Your Prince and Your princess. I AM ANA/MIA! I am your one; Your all. I'm the reason you stand tall! I am Your Will; I am Your Grace. I'll keep a smile apon your face! I am the one whom you'll adore... I keep you coming back for more. I AM ANA/MIA!
It's, It Is
It's, It Is It's.... ....beautiful if it makes you feel good inside. ....honest if it has nothing to hide. ....worthless if you don't need it anymore. ....better if it's more than you expected before. ....true if it's what you choose to believe. ....important if that's how you feel when you bleed. ....special if only you see it that way. ....sacred if no one else can take it away. ....painful if you cannot get out of bed. ....lifeless if all emotion is dead. ....boring if you are prone to distraction. ....exciting if your heart is alive with affection. if you least expect it to happen. ....real if it's not based on manipulation and reaction. ....over if they try to control who you are. ....freedom if you can heal from the scars. ....sad if you feel too numb to cry. ....pointless if you have to ask why. ....meaningless if it must be explained. ....useless if words are spoken in vain. ....passion if it overwhelms the soul. ....obse
Risks To laugh is to risk appearing the fool. To weep is to risk appearing sentimental. To reach out for another is to risk involvement. To expose feelings is to risk exposing your true self. To place your ideas, your dreams before the crowd is to risk thier loss. To love is to risk not being loved in return. To live is to risk dying. To hope is to risk despair. To try is to risk failure. But risks must be taken, because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. The person who risks nothing does nothing, has nothing and is nothing. He may avoid suffering and sorrow, but he simply cannot learn, feel, change, grow, love , LIVE. Chained by his certitudes, he is a slave, he has forfeited freedom. Only a person who risks is free.
A Moment In Time
A Moment in Time by JacksBaby1 © The moonlight shines on her face as she stares out the window She is thinking of him….. so far away She wants his touch again, it has been so long The night is quiet, she whispers his name into the silence Jack, oh Jack…… She runs her fingers over her lips, closing her eyes The last kiss still lingers there,his kiss ,his breath Even though he is far away she can feel him His heartbeat, his soul song Her hand trails lightly over her face and down to her neck The curls falling against her skin, she remembers His fingers twirling them as he nibbled on her ear As he nuzzled her under her hair, sending her into oblivion She follows his line of kisses to her open gown The buttons slip away She feels the hardness of her nipples His mouth on them, how he licked around and tasted her breasts Taking them one by one into him, sucking licking, biting lightly She can remember the waves of passion going th
A Morning Kiss
A Morning Kiss by Lilith1968 © This morning I woke my love With a kiss, Though not on his mouth. I poised above him As he lay sleeping, And licked my lips Before the first taste. He moved, startled Surprised, Then pleased and compliant As I lay over him. Bending to worship him, To suck him. Moist breath, Wet tongue. My mouth a cavern Waiting to be filled. He groaned. And clutched me closer. Needing to drive deeper. To lose himself Inside my mouth. He tensed then. And gave me what I craved. All of him, All he had He gave to me. A special kiss, The kiss I gave my love Today. Although not On his mouth.
HaUnTeD Current mood: touched Category: Music Haunted_____ type o negative A swollen sun melting at the horizon Between the sheets I wait for her to come A living flame, impossible to resist Burning me deep with every bite, kiss and lick I'm haunted I'm haunted I'm haunted (by her) Invades my sleep with tumescent intentions Hades I'm sure must be missing a demon I hate the morning I hate the morning From the panes a green mist swirls Is it a shadow of reflection This apparition in moon beams bathed A voice like wind through trees beckons Cool rain on hot summer stone The odor fills my presence Of freshly dug grave and deatha nd night These things are her essence Nocturnal mistress, spirit lover your mouth of wine and woodsmoke taste My goddess of the violet twilight You are lust incarnate In the sweat of my bed The eastern sky hints of dawning Alone and awake but exhausted I lie Oh how I hate the morning I hate the morning (light)
Virgo You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex. You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you. Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio Take this quiz at
Sex I.q.
You have a sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
How Sexual Are You?
You scored as A Sicko. You are a SICK FUCK!! You would do almost anything to get off. You know how to be wild, try new stuff and let loose and be crazy. You are at the top of the Horny/Sexual ladder, a very coveted paosition by many. People call you Sick, but those are the ones that think it but don't have the balls to do it. You will be an exploding sex partner, if they can handle it.... Rock On.A Sicko100%Very Kinky100%Average50%A WUSS !!10%How sexual are youcreated with
Ahh Hell Its Only Tuesday
Today sux a big hairy ass..I have a bad ass headache.. My tooth is fucking killing me.. We're training a damn retard up here at work.. Damn.. I just wanna go home.. and crawl under my bed
Recently two but more than likely one monster was unveiled by hard work of an LC mod and a few pack members. This was a painfull discovery but it is for the better of the site. This is what we are about. Sniffing out the evil and calling it like it is. The scum and monters of this site no longer will roam free to do whatever they want. We will speak the truth and call it by name. We will expose the creatures that think they can lie and hurt people. Pack stand firm, Friends of the pack keep up the good work. And kudos to the LC mods that are working diligently to work tward the same goal as us. Howl with me Pack.
... And Not Always Something Good
yes, it's not being a nice day few things happened yesterday night, and now i feel depressed... i can't do my work (and i need to be concentrated because it's programming) and my coworkers started to notice i'm not very well and they keep asking what happens but i can't hide it, and my face tells everything... i'm listening this song, and trying to follow what it says... and i just pray so the pain i feel is gone soon... ..... Thats not the beginning of the end Thats the return to yourself The return to innocence. Love - devotion Feeling - emotion . Love - devotion Feeling - emotion . Dont be afraid to be weak Dont be too proud to be strong Just look into your heart my friend That will be the return to yourself The return to innocence . If you want, then start to laugh If you must, then start to cry Be yourself dont hide Just believe in destiny . Dont care what people say Just follow your own way Dont give up and use the chance To return to innoce
Well its been fun being in Pennsylvania, but unfortunately my hunnie and I are moving back to Ohio some time this week, possible as soon as Wednesday. We won't have the internet for a while, so if I don't get back to you, that's why. I will miss being on here, and meeting new people every day. I don't think I'll be on line after tonight because we are starting to pack out junk up, and pack the truck. Please leave me a comment for when I get back.
Halloween - Black Cat Cake
Cake mix, devils food extra moist type works best Plus ingredients called for on box Dark chocolate frosting Assorted sm. candies; i.e, M&M'S® & gum drops 1 sm. tube decorating frosting (orange or green or ?) Pipe cleaners, construction paper & lots of imagination Prepare 2 stainless steel mixing bowls as you would a cake pan (grease and flour); 1 bowl should be smaller then the other (we use 5 3/4 inch diameter and 7 3/4 inch diameter). Prepare cake mix per box directions and pour into prepared mixing bowls in equal depths. Bake per box (baking time will vary; usually takes 45 minutes to an hour; check with wooden pick for doneness.) Turn baked bowl cakes out on cooling racks. When cool, cut in half, this will be the paws. Set the cat up on a platter. Frost with chocolate frosting. The kids can make a tail and ears out of cardboard; coloring in with crayons. The face is out of decorator frosting. The whiskers are pipe cleaners. Eyes, nose are candies. This cake has become a
Halloween Poke Cake
Prepare cake (white). Bake. Cool 10-15 minutes. Poke with fork at intervals. Dissolve 3 ounces flavor Jello by directions. Pour over cake. Chill 3-4 hours. Top with Cool Whip.
Halloween Black Cat Cookies
1 c. crunchy peanut butter 1/3 c. water 2 eggs 1 pkg. chocolate cake mix M & M's (plain) Red hots Beat together peanut butter, eggs, and water. Gradually add cake mix. Mix well. Form dough into 1-inch balls. Place on ungreased cookie sheet. Flatten balls with bottom of glass dipped in sugar. Pinch out 2 ears at top of cookie. Add M & M's (eyes) and red hots (nose). Press fork into dough to form whiskers. Bake at 375 degrees for 8-10 minutes. Makes 4 1/2 dozen.
Halloween Pumpkin Cheesecake
1 c. graham cracker crumbs 1 c. plus 1 tbsp. sugar 6 tbsp. butter, melted 16 oz. cream cheese, room temperature 1 can (16 oz.) pumpkin 1 tsp. cinnamon 1/4 tsp. each ginger & nutmeg 1/8 tsp. salt 2 eggs 1 pt. sour cream (2 c.) 1 tsp. vanilla Whipped cream; toasted, sliced & whole unblanched almonds (optional garnishes) Mix crumbs with 1 tablespoon sugar and the melted butter until blended. Press onto bottom of 8 or 9 inch springform pan; chill. Beat cream cheese and 3/4 cup sugar until well blended. Beat in pumpkin, spices and salt. Add eggs one at a time, beating well after each. Pour into prepared crust. Bake in preheated 350 degree oven 50 minutes. Remove cake; raise oven temperature to 400 degrees. Mix well sour cream, remaining 1/4 cup sugar and the vanilla. Spread over filling. Bake 8 minutes. Cool cake on rack. Remove sides of pan; chill cake. Before serving, garnish with border of whipped cream and/or almonds. Makes 12 servings.
Halloween Marble Cake
2 boxes cake mix 4 cans frosting Oil and water (as directed on packaged cake mix) Flour (for dusting) Pastry tips and bags (optional) Pan Food coloring Follow directions on boxes of mix. Preheat oven to 350 degrees while mixing batter. Grease and flour cake pan. Pour batter into pan. If you have two different flavors, take a knife and swirl it through the batter. Bake for at least 35 minutes. Let cool 2 hours. Get all frosting, materials and tips; put vanilla frosting in bowls and add food coloring. Stir, then design your cake. After you've finished, put cake in refrigerator until ready to serve.
Bottle Of Good Wine
bottle of good wine, candles and soft music a gentle massage with scented oils starting at my feet working your way up my body relieving all my tension as you caress every inch of my legs, thighs,across my belly and up towards my breasts paying special attention to my hardening nipples,.........kissing my neck, shoulders trailing your mouth and tongue back down my entire body.........gently parting my legs planting soft kisses on my most sensitive inner thighs and up to my now moist parted lips........using only your tongue i trace the outline of you glistening sex befor sliding it between my lips moving from bottom to top pausing only to tease my hardening clit gently taking it into your mouth sucking and nibbling on it....making you give a little shudder as the first of many orgasms take over filling your mouth with my sweet take all I give you before kissing your way up my body........ raising yourself up onto my outstreched arms looking deeply into my arms you push f
Wanting Him
She gazed at him with lust and passion in her eyes. She could hardly touch the food on her plate. The thought of fucking and sucking his cock was more than she could bare. She had been waiting for him oh sooooooo long. He had teased her with his erotic emails for weeks, and now they were finally together. Thoughts soon began to enter her mind. Naughty thoughts of what she wanted to do to him. Her pussy began to soak her soft, silk panties. She slid her fingers down to rub her wetness and moved to her clit. Her clit throbbed in anticipation of what was to come when she got him back to the room. Once there, her animalistic passions took over. She pounced on him once they were in the room. She kissed him, and sucked on his lower lip. She feverishly wiggled her tongue around his as she grabbed his cock through his pants. Her pussy was soaked and her clit throbbed!!! She grabbed him and threw him down on the bed forcefully!!! She grabbed for his zipper like a tigress on the hunt. She wanted
Have You Ever Stopped To Think Whether The Inanimate Things Around Us Also Have Genders?
Have you ever stopped to think whether the inanimate things around us also have genders? Believe it or not, they do! Check out these things we use in our daily lives, who would have though!?! Ziploc bags are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. Copiers are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons Are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. A tire is male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. A hot air balloon is male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. Sponges are female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. A subway is male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. An hourglass is female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. A hammer is male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years,
Earned Sight
Nails for eyes, they give me sight, pierced through my brain, jammed in so tight. The pain of rust filling my head. I take this hammer, and with this I say, "Nails I made a new friend today".
Reason Men Like Being A Guy
REASONS I LOVE BEING A GUY: Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind. You can go to the bathroom without a support group. You can leave the motel bed unmade. You can kill your own food. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. Wedding plans take care of themselves. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack. If you are 40 and single, nobody notices. Everything on your face stays its original color. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You don't have to clean if the meter reader is coming. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me." Gray hair and wrin
Please Send Me Wishes
Hi all...I went to the doctor today for a normal check up. Ha Ha what a joke. My doctor found a lump in my breast. I have to have it looked at and I am scared to death. I was wondering if all my friends and fans could just keep me in there thoughts. I sure would be grateful. Well I am off to take a nap. lol Hope you all have a great day. Kisses Kadee
What Is Your Hidden Sexual Talent?
Using your mind Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mind. Sex is mostly in your mind and to your partners delight you have mastered the arts of seduction and atmosphere. Take this quiz at I had accidentally taken this quiz twice lol!!! Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at
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Which Fetish Are You?
You scored as Tb/dl. Congradulations, you have scored Tb/Dl. Tb stands for teen baby and Dl stands for diaper lover, But before you get freaked out do some reserch and find out more about your inner child trying to get out.Tb/dl100%Bdsm96%Gay/Lesbian93%Anime93%foot fetish86%Anal86%Boobies/nipples71%Beastiality0%Which fetish are you?created with
Lisa Is A Girl
Lisa is a girl I had only seen her a few times with my friends. I found Lisa a distraction at times because she had a sexual aura about her as well as a dynamic personality. She had a very sexy look to her that made me excited every time I saw her. She had this killer body that made it hard for any man to resist. You see, she had long, beautiful hair surrounding her stunning eyes and this really cute face. She would look good in anything but when she would come over in a tank top and shorts she had all of my attention that I could give without me drooling like a puppy dog. Lisa had a natural, flirtatious style about her that had me spellbound, yet I had kept my distance out of respect. The news came that she was selling her house and moving 200 miles away and I disappointed needless to say. Her realtor had made some suggestions to dress up the house. She called my friend and asked if she could come down and stay at his house while she took care of these house necessities. He agreed
What's Your Fetish?
You scored as Mutilation Fetish. Mutilation fetish: You love sex and you love getting the crap beat out of you while you do it! More power to ya!!!Bondage Fetish100%Mutilation Fetish100%Foot Fetish100%Scat Fetish25%What's Your Fetish?created with
Purity Test
You Are 12% Pure You've been a very bad girl or boy... And you probably enjoyed every minute of it. How Pure Are You?
Chapter 1- Kit, Introduction To The Woman
with a wry smile she brought a half gloved hand to wipe over the buzzed portion of her head..fingernails tickling with the prickle of the small hair.. her bright red lips pulled into a coy smirk as she tilted her head and wrinkled her nose while she looked at him.. what was she thinking...this man meant nothing to her. a narrowly shaved brow lifted, the eye beneath tinted with a dark evergreen. her tongue slipped past and and slid over to a corner probbing the spot where her lips met and she lowered her eyes to the floor as she leaned back on a counter, the palms of her hands gripping its wooden edge, elbows slightly bent to support her weight. Ah yes..her weight..she was a small bean of a girl..thin arms, small thighs..little feet and a just smaller than normal chest which was Adorne with a white wife beater underneath a tattered green over lay, the top half of the shirts buttons had been popped off long ago..the shirt itself lasted her for a good ten years or so..but that w
What's Your Eq (emotional Intelligence Quotient)?
Your EQ is 133 50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick! 51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese. 71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely. 91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that. 111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt. 131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin. 150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar. What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?
Would You Rather
VERY SIMPLE JUST SAY WHICH YOU WOULD RATHER DO AND SAY WHY IF YOU CARE TO SO WOULD YOU RATHER... Be hit on while in a public restroom, in front of 10 other women or not brush your teeth for a week? Have a secret haunt for your whole life or never have had sex? Shower with a a group of male convicts or have an addiction that almost ruined your life? Be rich and famous but so alone or be happy but never be trusted by anyone? Have a rude nickname follow you up to age 40 or lose a limb in a terrible accident at age 5?
Are You Right Or Left Brained?
You Are 35% Left Brained, 65% Right Brained The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning. Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others. If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic. Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet. The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility. Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way. If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art. Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports. Are You Right or Left Brained?
Chapter 6- Music Video Mania
Cursing the bot as he left she bent down onto the table and poped her head on the surface a couple of times, each thud made a slight echoing sound and in turn it made her laugh lightly.. Sitting up quickly she threw her arms up as she forced all of the air otu of her lungs with a quick.."Daaammmnnn" and then let them fall dramatically to her sides, her hands flopping on the tight red leather seat..she was instantly struck with boredom and she let it show by slamming her palms down on the table top and drumming her fingers again, but bobbing her head to a def beat...then she wrinkled her nose and stood up into the seat and her eyes shifted all around her to those seated within the diner.. a devilish smile crossed her lips as she began to sing at the top of her lungs..."Got my first real six string..BOUGHT it at the five and dime...played it til my fingers bled...was the summer of 69!! Me and some guys from school had a band and we tried real hard..jimmy quit and jody got married..
The Simpsons Personality Test
You Are Barney You could have been an intellectual leader... Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test
To All My Friends
May The Sun Forever Light Your Path May The Wind Be Always At You Back May You Be Blessed With A life Of Happiness And May You Know Love Eternally. Best Wishes For A Lifetime And Friendships Forever.
I dont even know where to start at first off i got a dad that living on one kindey heart problems found out my momma cancer got worse where she gotta take 5 days of week of kemo and she keeps telling me it in god hands i got so much drama kicking that the person finally got there wish to stop...didnt asked for someone to come back they came back on there own cant help that they looked me up threw 411 as in my number to get in touch with me everything is falling down in pieces at one time on my end just wish god would give me these answers everything gotta happen to me and it really bites what does god hate me or something?
How Pisces Are You?
You are 67% Pisces How Pisces Are You?
How Sinful Are You?
Your Deadly Sins Lust: 40% Greed: 20% Pride: 20% Sloth: 20% Wrath: 20% Envy: 0% Gluttony: 0% Chance You'll Go to Hell: 17% You'll die while in the throws of passion - the best way to go. How Sinful Are You?
Chapter 11- Hold On!
as she lay fallen and slowly being drenched in her own blood the small child began to squirm and cry louder and louder in the big man's arms..clinging to him helplessly..the entered Violet as Joseph echoed Kit.. "What is going on? What is that?" she did not register the girl as human offspring at first. "Shhh. It's ok darlin.." he tried to soothe the child as he pryed her loose from him and handed the once again squallng child to his bewildered android "little sister". Standing there was Android, Drednaught Violet Culver, 5'8", soft brown eyes stared almost blankly at the child..shoulder lenght brown hair swayed with her movements as she lifted her hands to take the child Joseph was throwing at her.. "For God sake Violet its a baby girl.. here take her or her uh sister there is gonna bleed her life out." her eyes switched to look at kit laying there on the floor. she held the screaming child at arms lenght as she shifted her gaze again to the little girl.. thigh hig
What To Do With A Blog
Never been too much of a blogger. Dont know what to Blog about and don't have any garuntee that anyone will read these blogs. So less wasteing time and more something else. If you really want to know what I got to say, come say Hi sometime.
Did It Work?
What Your Soul Really Looks Like You are a warm hearted and open minded person. It's easy for you to forgive and forget. You are not a very grounded person. You prefer dreams to reality. For you, it's all about possibilities. You see yourself with pretty objective eyes. How you view yourself is almost exactly how other people view you. Your near future is in a very different place (both physically and mentally) from where you are right now. For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust.Inside the Room of Your Soul
Your Deadly SinsLust: 60%Gluttony: 20%Wrath: 20%Envy: 0%Greed: 0%Pride: 0%Sloth: 0%Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%You'll die of a yet to be discovered STD.How Sinful Are You?
Your Luck Quotient: 74% You have a high luck quotient. More often than not, you've felt very lucky in your life. You may be randomly lucky, but it's probably more than that. Optimistic and open minded, you take advantage of all the luck that comes your way. How Lucky Are You?
Real Friends
I have decided not to let certain people piss me off anymore i am a decient person and loveable too. My kids love me and I love them yes i have had rough passages with my oldest and we have fixed our problems so if anyone has a problem with me then i am sorry you don't need to be on my list is all i have to say yes i do have mental problems cuz of childhood and i can't help it i am dealing with them the best way i know how i am getting the right meds so my outburst aren't around anymore thye finally got me diagnosed right and i am happy that i am finally getting the help i need. and people that need to be mean and rude then sorry don't need to talk to you so you all can just deal with it i am not letting no one piss me off no more cuz i will eventually find the friends that like me for me and not to mess with me.
So ive been asked a zillion times to make sign pics for people. And ive finally started doing it. So if you want one. Tell me and ill make you one. But you gotta send me one in return its only fair :) SO just message me < 3
I was talking to my bf about some of the stuff i posted in my last blog and i told him that neither him nor the girls had any respect for themselves nor for me as friend and i also told him how i would never do anything like that to him. I'd never go around and try to hook up with or fuck any of his friends and he's like not like they'd fuck you anyways!! i just didn't know what to say cuz i mean if you could hear the tone in his voice it was just rude and really hurt my feelings. Is it just me that feels that what he said was rude and uncalled for? It's not like any of his friends would admit to him anyways if they'd really fuck me or not either!
What Is Your Seduction Style?
Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires. And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek. You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships. It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is. What Is Your Seduction Style?
What Mythological Creature Are You?
You Are a Chimera You are very outgoing and well connected to many people. Incredibly devoted to your family and friends, you find purpose in nurturing others. You are rarely alone, and you do best in the company of others. You are incredibly expressive, and people are sometimes overwhelmed by your strong emotions. What Mythological Creature Are You?
For The Losers Who Stop By My Page And Don't Leave Comments!!!!!!
Cool, Good for you. I mean,I wouldn't mind if you'd left a comment, but to me,it just seems so rude to like stare or something. Whatever you wanna call it.Just saying. Anyway,just got home from work. I think I'm going to go and practice playing the cello a little bit. Working on a great piece by Bach. Lots of love. Lady T
I'm here empty numb with pain, Wondering aimlessly in a never ending game. Words so harsh they rape my soul, Rape my mind and leave me unwhole. You build me up so full and high, Then tear me down until I want to die. You love me, you hate me which will it be? I need to know to end this confusion in me. Something in me must be terribly broken, to make such harsh words be spoken. My mind is spinning destructive like a hurricane tearing down myself as if i'm to blame. Then your sweetness takes me in a love so free Yet again I wonder whats the matter with me. I secretly wait fearful for the hate to return to shatter my dreams and watch them burn
I'm removing everyone from my family list, which means NO-one but me can view the private album. And will you people stop being so god damn shy and come talk to me. I'm nt gunna bite your freaking arm off or something.
It is so cold. The coldness seeps through my mind, If only there were windows here, I would leave, could I be so bold? My punishment is heartbreaking. The time goes so slow. I never should have told. My thoughts have me shaking. Trapped in a place not of my choosing, Lost in a world of confusion. I don't know if it is day or night, I feel my thoughts fade, I think I am losing. My mind use to set me free. I could wander to many places. Feel the warm breeze blowing on my face, And the water breaking over me. It is so cold My time is nearly to an end. If only I would open the door, If only I was so bold. ~Darla~
New Pics
I added new pics of my and the kids come check them out and i have pics of my new kittie Waffle he is so darn cute Click on his pic and show him some luv how can you deny that face
SHE Silence, everything is deathly quiet. Alone, she takes a deep breath and sighs. The solitude surrounds her completely, Not even the creatures are stirring this night. Her life has been a hard one. Just a few people call her friend. She doesn't know what has happened here, Only that she is all alone. The heart that beats within her, It feels no shame. She can only live the way she knows, Sometimes that is with great pain. She looks into her heart and feels it soar. She dreams that she won't always be alone. Her dreams of hope keeps her from despair. It helps her renew her soul, to the core. by Darla
Idiots Of The Web (you All Know Someone Who Qualifies)
This is such a 'duh' thing to do. On a different blogging site, someone . . . I'll be nice and not say his username, or maybe I should, sent me a 1 sentence message (with bad typing and grammar skill; does no one capitalize the beginning of sentences anymore?) which was less than 10 words about how I needed to get a life because life in America was all I knew. No . . . really, Sherlock? I live here. From what I understand there are quite a few other countries that are no better or worse than the US also. I don't go out of my way to send random people I don't know messages and email telling them to get a life or otherwise, so I don't understand why over the years, people have done this. Normally I just brush it off because I really don't care about a stranger's opinion. I will never meet you. You will never meet me. What is the point in telling someone to get a life . . . especially over the internet? What does that prove? If a person has to tell someone to get a life over t
A Poem Of Us
A Poem of Us by dsoul © She would come inside If you only let her in; She could make your world glad Once you hear her sing. Her heart will be your home When you come to stay; She will drive away your pain And push away the rain. She would be your queen Her king then you will be; She will be the one to hold your hand When the lights go out dark. Will you take this ring My darling, And cross the ile with me; A whole new world you will see, If you will only walk with me.
Ok, so here's my first blog, and blog contents. Today has been a very long day at college especially. I had trouble getting my mind around the infor and differences between Public Limited Companies and Private Limited Companies and Partnerships and Sole Traders lol! :) But I prevailed, and now all is fine! :) Whoo.. College is sooo fun so far.. I
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"i Fly"
I fly to a far away place Where I don't think And everything and everyone Disappears I really think Sometimes Someone should clip my wings So I can stay grounded Sit in reality Reality That thing that makes you Grown up Stresses you Breaks you I can't fly Not like before Clipped my wings too much Face the music bitch The song is over. Wake Up.
Celebrity Look Alikes
Watching ...
She knows he is watching, as she lays on the bed, her silky thighs spread wide, Just like his eyes. She knows he is watching, each time she peeks at him, he watches her lick her lips, after sucking her fingers, From deep within. She knows he is watching, as she slides her toy deep, her feet flat on the bed, As her back arches. She knows he is watching, as her body starts to shake, it shakes so wild feels like her legs will break, as her juices flow, her muscles jolt, Its total all his fault. She knows he is watching, as his eyes burn deep into her flesh, she loves the feeling of cumming for him and only him..
Dancing With Ice
A dance with ice she takes the cube. Cold to her finger tip. but starts a burning down deep. She slowly slides it over her lips. Feeling the cold slipping into them. As the burning grows. She licks the cube softly. Drawing it into her mouth. Then slowly she runs the cube down her neck. Her body shivering her eyes burning with wanting her body swaying on its own. The cube sliding burning a trail. Down to her breast the nipples growing taunt as the cube slides over them the burning growing deeper now. So cold yet such a hot touch as her moans grow. She moves the ice downwards. She slowly moves her hips. as she slides the ice over her mound teasing herself with the burning cold dancing with the ice. And the fire burns deep. as she dances for her Lover .
Song Of The Moment
And I'd give up forever to touch you 'Cause I know that you feel me somehow You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be And I don't want to go home right now And all I can taste is this moment And all I can breathe is your life 'Cause sooner or later it's over I just don't want to miss you tonight And I don't want the world to see me 'Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming Or the moment of truth in your lies When everything feels like the movies And you bleed just to know you're alive And I don't want the world to see me 'Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am And I don't want the world to see me 'Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am And I don't want the world to see me 'Cause I don
Now, I will go onto life, for I have taken part in that, I have a son, and I was there when he was concieved, I was there when he was born. That was another memorable occasion, seeing a life brought into this world. My son's birth is a rather funny story. I was stationed 150 miles from my now ex-wife (at the time we were not married yet) and only came home on weekends to be with her. It was a Friday night when I came home, and payday, so on the way to the apartment she wanted to stop at Wal-mart because she had to buy an entertainment center. I pretty much always let her have her way, so we stopped, one of the stockboys helped me put it in the car and we headed home. When we arrived home, I was on my way to ask a neighbor to help me carry the center into the apartment when my stubborn ex-wife grabbed the box and started pulling it out of the car by herself. I asked her if she was crazy and told her to wait, but that wasn't happening. (let me insert a few details here, like the fact tha
Show Some Love And Support
OK People ya know what ya'll need to show some support to this website. No only does my son have this skin disorder but I also have it. Show some love to this group or stop being a cheap ass and by a EB braclet. They are only a few dollars and the money goes to research. Epidermolysis Bullosa effects the skin. Children with worse kinds then I myself have suffer from open wounds and blisters all the time. You can't even think how painful it really is. My son and I have Simplex Dowling Meara. Which is the worst subtype of Simplex. My son has open stops on his legs. When he was born there was no skin on his wrists, one elbow, knees, and ankles. With what he has it gets better as you get older. His spots are going away and his legs are far better then what they were at brith. For so smany children it never gets any better. I myself was worse. I was even traked at 3 days old till I was 3 months old. I do have a scar on my neck and you can see that I was traked.
Little Mark
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little MARK. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little MARK says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little MARK replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on," but I like your thinking." LITTLE MARK ON MATH (Part 2) Little MARK returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic "Why?" asks the father?
This Is For All My Guy Friends
i am sorry to tell you that i got rid of al my hot pics and i got tired of being treated like a slutt i am not fine i have been lieing to myself i have a beautiful heart and i am a beautiful women every guy wants a peace of me and i wil take more pics but they will be nice and sweet i have another page and i go there just to get away from this page that has gotten out of controll wel i am going to snap the page the way it is going to be I AMNOT FINE I WAS SO UPSET AGAIN I WAS CRING AGAIN THER IS FRIEND THAT HE IS MAD AT HIMSELF FOR DOING WHAT ALL THE REST OF THE GUYS WERE TREATING ME LIKE I FORGAVE HIM HE NEVER TREATED ME BAD HE ALWAYS TREATED ME GOOD HE IS SO GOOD TO ME I GOT RID OF THOSE PICS SORRY LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK OK bRENDA
A Day
A DAY She sits on the steps welcoming the morning. Quietly watching as others pass by. Thinking what their day will bring. Hers, she knows will be spent wondering. The day moves on without much care. She sits and ponders life's true meaning. The clues she has to this mystery are few, But she knows she loves the challenge, it's so rare. Her heart is tender and true. Not many have seen her soul. She is careful not to show it often For wanting to share her soul is new. The trust it takes to give, It is but a tiny thread, That weaves thicker as time goes on Because that's what it takes to truely live. The day is now over, Up comes the glorious moon. It's beauty is a comfort to her For she knows it brings her lover. by Darla
Waiting She sits alone in the darkness. Her only hope is hidden inside . The darkness surrounds her, it is a comfort. She waits. Time has no meaning for her, It has often been an enemy. Stillness makes her heart beat faster. She waits. She knows the woods so intimately, It has become her only friend. She sits alone in the darkness. She waits. Her soul cries out for her love. She knows he can feel it in his heart and he will come. The night passes, the moon slides across the sky. She waits by Darla
Joy Or Pain
Joy or Pain Can you tell me what today brings to you? Does it bring you joy? Does it bring you pain? Maybe both, you don't have to choose. For me, I choose the joy of today. The warmth of the sun, The beauty of the earth. The birds, as I watch them play. The pain has been here in my heart, It hides and waits to pounce. My choice of joy makes it hide it's face, Pain is part of me, and refuses to part. On this day, I win A changing of the mood. Because, when love blooms in my heart, I'm at peace, my friend. Darla
The Walk
The Walk I try to see thru the smoke, My eyes are burning closed. The breath I breathe is hot as fire I try so hard not to choke I walk and stumble on the trail Not knowing where it leads. I follow the path without care It could be my hell. The night is dark and still, Like a blanket it surrounds me. My soul is restless to keep moving, I know it always will For now as I walk this smokey way, I will keep my soul in check. I have got to learn this path I am walking Because, I will walk it many more days.
Beauty Beauty, what is it to you? Is it the birds in the sky? Or, the solitude of one? Is it something different and new? Beauty is not the same for all To some it is the brighness of a full blown day, To some it is the darkness of a night full of stars What is beauty to you, my friend, can you recall? Beauty to me is a spark of pleasure A pleasing to my soul. There is beauty in the darkness I can feel it without any measure. Beauty is a peace, a calming, a friend. Sometimes I find it, and sometimes it finds me. When I stumble upon the beauty of the moment, I just have to pause and remember to breathe again. It is said that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Do you find it in the darkness or the light? When you find what beauty is to you, Step up and just hold her . By Darla I hope you enjoyed this was like just stuck in my head and I had to write it.... Peace
Well. I am a girl with spirit and hyperness. I like to be myself. I am finishing school in December this year and then I am heading off for Illinois to go live with Eugene and Alicia. They are my greatest friends ever. Well... Ok Im living here in Az... I have a gf.. Her name is Tami. We live together. WE both are bisexuals. Well...nothing else really going on in my life right now!
Mel Gibson And The Jews
I do not know if everyone knows but Mel Gibson was arrested for drunk I could give a crap if he was or is what he said that really pissed me off...he was saying to the deputy that arrested him....He said that all the Jews were responsible for all the wars in the if that was not some of the dumbest shit I have ever heard...I do not remember any Jews in WWI...and we did not fight WWII because of them either...we actually found the concentration camps near the end of WWII...Korea well no Jews there either...Vietnam...nope...Iraq...hmmmm nope...he is a guy who made a film about Jesus...who by the way was a Jew...and he makes these remarks...I hate ignorant people and he has to be one of the biggest ones...I guess he doesn't know the the Jews are the chosen people...GOD's people...but don't ask him that he wouldn't know...I think a lot of people do not know that...who is he to say anything anyways...he is nothing more then a drunk...asshole...that should s
I Am Not Ashamed
I have never been ashamed to say, write or tell what I believe views on life or whatever else I wanna talk about...because that's how I am...this world is a cess-pool...unless you have been under a rock...the world is not getting better...each day it is getting a little worse to live it...a little more harder to get up and face it...the devil has his grips on it...and he is doing as much as he can to bring it down into his grasp...bringing us believers down too...but we all know....what happens in the end...the good guy always wins...Jesus will take him down...and everyone knows the devil will want you not to believe that at all...but it is true...Jesus is coming stop us from totally destroying this earth that GOD built...but as for now we are doing a great job of wasting this little blue and green ball away...
How Is Ur Self Esteem??
You Have Low Self Esteem 84% of the Time You're definitely in a low place right now, but you also know deep down that you can get out of your funk. Take a chance and make a new friend or try a new interest. Shaking things up will give you the self-esteem boost you need! How is Your Self Esteem?
A Romantic Interlude
A Romantic Interlude by Debbie © On the table you find candles and wine Propped by the wine a note just from me Follow the rose petal trail,husband mine At the end of the trail waits your booty I hear your steps they, are closer to me So I stretch out, arch my back, boobs out There you are by the door, I smile coyly Eyes wide, you smile, impressed no doubt I watch you undress quickly but so sexy An exaggerated wide gyration of your hip You loosen your collar and undo your fly Toss me your pants with a kiss to your lip You are by my side,on and sharing our bed Run your hands across my body,so thrilling Little whispers,endearments,soft words said Stroke one other,kisses,excitement building Fondling,teasing followed by moans and sighs Little touches, soft caresses,great sensation The night air is filled with my joyous cries Crescendos arising, sex tied up with emotion When you finally enter me,fill me, I cry out The feeling of orgasm together ripples th
Low Self Esteem
You Have Low Self Esteem 40% of the Time Generally, you feel pretty darn great about who you are, even when you mess up or fail. Occasionally, a huge setback will make you question yourself, but you pick yourself up quickly. How is Your Self Esteem?
What Kind Of Kisser Am I?
You're an Expert Kisser You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You?
This Is Gonna Be Hot
Monday October 2nd Austin's southern rock bad asses, DIXIE WITCH meet Milwaukee's resident ass kickers CHIEF at Heart Breakers Gentlemen's Club 9442 W National Ave, Milwaukee, WI only $5 Don't miss it. This will be worth calling in sick on Tuesday
The International Incident
The International Incident by cbbelden © The night train was to depart at eleven. Mary could not afford a private sleeping car, and so purchased a ticket for a shared car. It was difficult negotiating the transaction—Todd was the one who knew French, and she had come to count on him. Never mind. She would do fine. Mary & Todd had had a great time in London, but things got a little complicated in Dublin. He'd wanted to spend all day in the pubs watching soccer matches on TV, she wanted to go to museums and the homes of famous writers. In Spain, they fought some more but patched things up in time for the trip to Paris. There, they fought more than ever, and Todd stalked off one night leaving her alone at the little hotel near the train station. Mary felt sad but defiant. She decided she would leave that very night for Rome. She lugged her heavy backpack down the platform and boarded the train. She showed her ticket to the porter, who directed her to her sleeping car. There was
I Belong To You
I Belong to You BY ANASTACIA and EROS RAMAZOTTI Adesso no, non voglio più difendermi Supererò dentro di me gli ostacoli I miei momenti più difficili Per te There is no reason, there is no right It's crystal clear I hear your voice And all the darkness disappears Everytime I look into your eyes You make me love you Questo inverno finirà And I do truly love you Fuori e dentro me How you make me love you Con le sue diffcoltà And I do truly love you I belong to you, you belong to me Forever Want you Baby I want you And I thought that you should know That I believe And you're the wind that's underneath my wings I belong to you, you belong to me Ho camminato su pensieri ripidi You're my fantasy Per solitudini e deserti aridi You're my gentle breeze Al ritmo della tua passione ora io vivrò And I'll never let you go L'amore attraverserò You're the piece that makes me whole Le onde dei suoi attimi I can feel you in my soul Profondi come oceani V
Nasty Fun On A Boat
Nasty Fun on a Boat by notnice66 © Needing a break from things, I treated myself to a weekend in a luxury hotel on the coast. Arriving on Friday afternoon, I showered and dressed and went down to the lounge. It was quiet. Looking for company and some holiday fun, I left the hotel and strolled down the main street of the town, enjoying the warm evening air. There was music coming from a run-down looking pub and I went in. The bar was crowded and there was a band playing in the lounge. This was more like it. I had barely settled in a booth with a drink when two hunky guys came over and struck up a conversation. They were well-scrubbed and in clean t-shirts and shorts, were open featured and weathered, and both bore tattoos on their upper arms. They introduced themselves as Mario and Pete and told me they were down for the weekend to go fishing. They co-owned a roofing business in the city and co-owned a boat. They were both good dancers and over the next three or four hours we spent
A Simple Dream
A Simple Dream by mmmmsexy © Your touch is so light. The warmth of your hand stroking up the inside of my thigh. A brush of your lips across mine. Gentle bites to each side of my neck. Sweetly kissing the hollow of my throat. Pulling my nipples greedily into your mouth. One after the other. Gasp! Your tongue insistently massaging my clitoris. My vaginal lips stretching around the hard head of your engorged penis as you enter me. Mmmmmmmmm. Slowly. Wetly. Deeply. I open my eyes. "Good morning, Sexy." We smile.
At A Bar In A Strange City
At a Bar in a Strange City by alsensu © In a strange city, I met her at a bar. She wore a black business suit, and I guessed she was having an after work drink by herself. I was just killing time, wondering what to do next. She started the conversation. "I haven't seen you in here before." "Do you know everyone who comes in here?" "Just about," she said. "I come here every day after work. Frankly, I'm in no rush to get home." "What awaits you at home?" I asked. "Nobody I care about any more. About three months ago, I found out he was fucking somebody at work. So now I've made it my purpose in life to get back at him, except I really don't want to fuck strangers." "It sounds to me that you do still care about him," I responded, "otherwise you wouldn't care about the revenge. So what do you do? Do you screw someone at work?" "No way I'm going to do that. And I come to this place because nobody at my work comes here. There's something I do, and when I come home,
What My Birthdate Means
I dunno... this makes me sound like a bossy old hide! Your Birthdate: February 13 You're dominant and powerful. You always need to be in charge. While others respect your competence, you can be a bit of a dictator. Hard working and serious, you never let yourself down. You are exact and accurate - and you expect others to be the same way. Your strength: You always get the job done Your weakness: You're a perfectionist to a fault Your power color: Gray Your power symbol: Checkmark Your power month: April What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Fireside Love
Fireside Love by kyttness © I had been sitting there in the baths for some time. Lately, it has been the only place I've been able to relax, gain a bit of peace and quiet. I often dozed in here. On this particular occasion, it seemed that is precisely what had occurred. My hair, waist length was almost always pulled up. It was this way today. Two cold fingers fell on my shoulders – each moving slowly upwards along my neck. Tiny caresses upon my skin. The hands continued up and began untying my hair as gentle kisses were being well placed on my neck. A tiny flick of his tongue, little nibbles. My lips parted slightly as I exhaled a sigh. He bit down – a low growl scarcely escaping his lips, the touch still delicate, as my hair fell to each side of my body – fan like shapes in the water, just barely hiding my breasts. I moaned quietly as his lips brushed against my ear. "Hello my dear." Not responding, but simply moving forward – more than inviting him to slide into the bat
Not Dead Yet
An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside he stood up and fell flat on his face. So he decided to crawl the 4 blocks to his home. When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow. He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "So, you've been out drinking again!!" "What makes you say that?" he asked, putting on an innocent look. "The pub called. You left your wheelchair there again." This has been an
A Simple Dream
A simple dream by Stormwizard1939 © Pasted cream Upon her face Like falling from grace Without a mistake Oh good, good Just like it should Pornography heaven One take set the mood! The tone of it all It was messy and gorgeous!! Cute cum-covered dolls Smilin and lickin Where you and I wouldn't dare But we like to think about it! Just like that girl over there... I know I covered her face and breasts with my cream..... My dream.... It splattered all over ...... 10 days worth it seems!! Liquid lust on her mug And she took it so well!!! So rich and so full... That blew my mind when she asked me for more!! You see this was my first experience... With a cumlovin whore!! Now I know about cumluvin girls!! That they live for the stuff Live with the pearls... The streamy milk facials.. The messy hot gobs.. The massive white spurts The big hot wet gobs!!! Well,I live for that dream now.. I'm lonely it seems Hoping for magic To come back in my
Tell Me The Name
After a hot, hard day's work Joe went into a bar to quench his thirst. He walked up to the bar and asked the bartender for a beer. The bartender replied "There's one thing every man has to do here before getting served. You have to tell me the name of your penis." Joe thought it was a bit silly and asked the bartender what he named his. The bartender said " I named mine you know... just go for it!" So he thought about it for a few minutes then said " I got one... Secret." The bartender said "Why Secret?" Joe said "Well... it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."
The Morning After
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. "Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?" "Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face." "He's an idiot," Bob said. "Piss on him!" "You did," came the reply. "And he fired you." "Well, screw him!" said Bob. "I did. You're back at work on Monday."
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That's Not Going To Help
One day a boy approached his mother with a question. "Mom, how come every night I hear you and daddy fighting and yelling, but when I look in your room you're on top of each other?" His mother ,very surprised, replies; "Honey you know how fat daddy is, I'm jumping on top of him to help him lose weight". The boy knows that's not working and tells his mother why... "Mom that's not going to help, because the lady next door comes by after you leave for work, and blows him back up again!"
Light So Bright It Burnes
there is a red sky tonight its a sailors delight and im lookin at the stars in your eyes if only you knew all the things that i felt deep inside lockes (away) up and never realeased its killing me (you will never know) its killing me (you will never know) the things (the things) i could say KEPT IN THE DARK so far away these lights, these lights are so bright they keep the secrets inside these lights, these lights are all i see these lights are blinging me these lights, these lightss are so bright they keep the secrets inside these lights these lights are all i see these lights are blinding me HIDE ME!....... FROM THIS!...... BRIGHT LIGHT!....... FROM THIS!....... RIGHT LIGHT!...... the darkness is shelter from secrets unherd
well my day has went ok i guess past 2 days have been killer busy yesterday i hadda go inta work an help unload a truck for a good few hours then when i came home i hadda help my g-parents with loadin their stuff for MI they r leaving tamorrow morning they was posta leave taday after my g-pa got off work but things didnt go as plained soo yuh hah anyhow taday my mom drug me over hell an half of georgia we went ta i dunno how many dollar trees plus tha one i work at then hadda go ta tha collage then tha bank an then ta go get her hair done she considers us goin an runnin for her new lil family our "spending time tageather" psh she knows im still pissed at her thats why shes tryin ta act all nice an sweet ::mumbles "dang bxtch":: ::coughs:: ANYWAYS while she was gettin her hair done i desided ta get mine done well.. cut really its up ta my shoulders now an i put blonde strikes back it tha front so it looks better thats pretty much all i got done i'll prob take a pic later an put it on he
when I cast a shadow next to you will you still believe me when I tell you IM NOT REAL And when you see me in your mirror Will you believe me when I tell you I DID NOT EXIST In a world of color im in black and white My signals fading fast And my message can not break through when im dead to the world will you remember?... WILL YOU REMEMBER ME THEN ? and when i leave it all behind will you remember?... WILL YOU REMEMBER MY NAME!? Can you see the static in my eyes A light thats ever shining Bits of black in a sea of white A noise that shatters the image And scrambles the MEM OR IES In a world of color im in black and white My signals fading fast And my message can not break through when im dead to the world will you remember?... WILL YOU REMEMBER ME THEN ? and when i leave it all behind will you remember?... WILL YOU REMEMBER MY NAME!? IM FADING (PLEASE FIX ME) IM NOT SO CLEAR NOW (PLEASE FIX ME) CUS IVE LOST WHAT I ONCE HAD PLEASE FIXE ME NOW Before Its
My Love......
My Love for you is ever strong, the love I feel will never hide, My Love for you is always alive in the nightbehind close door, We have a bond so stong... You Hold me ......... Kiss me ....... Caress my body....... Make long passionate LOVE all night along.... But My Love,we doint do that like we use to ..... My LOve,I am always yours, Never to Stray.. My Love,We have fallen.... Help me come back to you... My Love,I need all of you again......
What The Fuck..
Another day living in this place I like to call hell. Ya know I've always wondered where we would go in our afterlife. I've realized during my 20 years of a so called life..(if thats what you want to call it) that we are in hell. Dont get me wrong I have a great job and I make wicked good money. But look at this place all the killing and torturing, Little kids that are only 5 years old getting raped and tortured. We are in hell.. All there is here is insanity, greediness, cruelty, and revengeful people. There is hardly a day that goes by that i just wanna sit down and smoke a blunt. All the stress that is going on around me seems to jump right on my shoulders. So I tend to smoke, drink, play bass, promote bands, and sing my life away. Yes it sounds fun. But not always. All the idiots surrounding me ruin my day. And I especially hate stereotypes and cheating losers because of my past. Now I am done for noe.. To be continued..maybe..
Am I Romantic Or Realistic?
You Are A Romantic You life your life like a fairy tale... or at least you try to. Living for magical moments, you believe there's only one true love for you. Love is the most important thing in your life, and you don't take it for granted. Your perfect match loves to be in love as much as you do! Are You Romantic or Realistic?
The Magic Mirror
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four". Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return. This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!". Again, there's a bright flash... and then his legs fall off!
About Last Saturday Night
I went to a BBW Party and it was pretty cool the music was nice and so was the people, and by the way, the food was excellent, after the party, one of the female friends ask if I wanted to stick around for the night in her room with her best friend, which I did, and lo and behold I wind up in bed with her best friend the next day, all I can say that my celibacy has ended, and it was terrific!
A Single Tear
A single tear by arisia © Wrapped in love A single tear wrapped in love Falling down from the heavens above As I remember our nights…oh those magical nights Your scent, your touch … how our souls would unite Flesh upon skin, hearts beating wild The thrusts and the groans echoing loud The passion, the lust, the desire, the anger My heart cries as the night creeps in Unable to accept the finality of it all What I would give for just one more time Lets make love, passionate love Like only you and I can Let me feel you deep inside Touch my soul, move my spirit Dammit let me live once again! In your heart, in your arms…just one more time A single tear wrapped in love Sent from above from me to you
Sex After Marriage
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon. "Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked. "Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we're about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking, 'Have you left the washing machine door open' instead?" So, the following night, the husband asks, "I don't suppose you left the washing machine door open, did you?" "No, I definitely shut it," replied the wife who rolled over and fell asleep. When she woke up however, she was feeling a little frisky herself and she nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?" "No, thanks," said the husband. "It was only a small load so I did it by hand."
Very Late And Very Drunk
George comes home very late, and very drunk, and his wife is waiting for him at the door. She says, "You've been out fucking around, haven't you?" He says, "Nope." She says, "Then explain the lipstick on your shirt." He says, "That's easy. I used my shirt to wipe off my dick."
A man and a woman were waiting in line at the hospital donation center. Man: "What are you doing here today?" Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it." Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25." The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the same line. Man: "Hi there! Here to donate blood again?" Woman: (nodding her head with mouth closed) "Unh unh."
Bend Me Over
Bend Me Over by emrsumbiggens © I was working in a car manufacturing company, as a quality control specialist. All this meant was, I had to make sure everything was where is was supposed to be and it worked right. I had an easy job. I even had time to read books and do puzzles, while I was working. I had two supervisors to report to. Brian, was the supervisor for my department, and Jeff was my main supervisor. Jeff was whom I talked to about the problems that I saw on the cars. I also had to do reports on the main items of concern. I worked in that department for about three months when Jeff and I started to become friends. Jeff was labeled as an asshole at work. Nobody liked him, at all. He had the ' I'm better than you' attitude. His attitude didn't bother me. Yeah he was a hard ass or tried to be, but I was used to working with people like that. Jeff and I started to eat lunch together, and hang out after work sometimes. He tried to hide the fact that he liked to hang out
Best Way To Wake Up
Best Way to Wake Up by Sexxy Vixen © Jane woke up to a delicious wetness between her legs. "Oh god Max, what a way to wake up." His tongue slithered over her pussy lips, licking around her labia before thrusting between them to flick at her clit. With each swipe of his talented tongue, the sensitive little bundle of nerves grew larger. She bucked upwards when his finger pushed into her wet entrance, curving slightly upward to rub the sweet spot on the front wall of her pussy. His tongue on her clit and finger on her g-spot coaxed her juices to flow in response to arousal. Her fingers curled into the sheets as she writhed from the ministrations. With her feet planted on the soft mattress and her legs spread wide, she moved and thrust onto his mouth and finger, the pleasure within her building to climactic proportions. "Oh fuck," she moaned when his finger pulled out of her hot center and slid down to gently tease the puckered hole of her ass. He coated her hole with the p
In The Beginning
In the beginning, the plan for a divine human design was painstakingly implemented. "The nerve endings," said St. Peter, "how many will I put in her hands?" "How many did we put in Adam?" asked The Lord. "Two hundred, O Mighty One." "Then we shall do the same for the woman." "How many nerve endings should we put in woman's genitals, O Mightiest?" "How many did we put in Adam?" "Four hundred twenty, O Mighty One." "Oh yeah, now I remember, we wanted Adam to have a little fun procreating, didn't we? Do the same for woman." "Yes, O Great Lord." "Wait! Hold it, Pete, Give her ten thousand, it'd be a hoot to hear her scream out my name..."
While the Pope was in St. Louis he decided to grant absolution to three sinners. The first person to come up was Richard Nixon. The Pope asked, "What is your sin?" "I hired people to break into the Watergate Hotel." The Pope replied, "Kneel down. I'll bless you and grant you absolution." Next in line was Bill Clinton. "What was your sin, son?" "I cheated on my wife." The Philanderer in Chief replied. "Kneel down, my son. I'll bless you and grant you absolution." A third person came up and the Pope asked, "What is your name?" "Monica Lewinsky." The Pope stroked his chin. "Hmmmm..... Perhaps you should remain standing."
Foreigner: I Wanna Know What Love Is
I gotta take a little time A little time to think things over I better read between the lines In case I need it when Im older Now this mountain I must climb Feels like a world upon my shoulders I through the clouds I see love shine It keeps me warm as life grows colder In my life theres been heartache and pain I dont know if I can face it again Cant stop now, Ive traveled so far To change this lonely life I wanna know what love is I want you to show me I wanna feel what love is I know you can show me Im gonna take a little time A little time to look around me Ive got nowhere left to hide It looks like love has finally found me In my life theres been heartache and pain I dont know if I can face it again I cant stop now, Ive traveled so far To change this lonely life I wanna know what love is I want you to show me I wanna feel what love is I know you can show me I wanna know what love is I want you to show me And I wanna feel, I want to feel wh
Bored And Thinking.
So - yeah I'm missing someone right now - yeah I'm a dork! I know ... and I saw this lil' survey thing that you have to answer the first thing that pops into my head and some of you know how much I loooove doing that! LOL Shut up I said I was a dork! So anyway here get to know me! I'm fun... I think? 1. My ex is still: happily in love, just not with me and that's quite ok with me! 2. I am listening to: the whirring of the fan in here, and an occasional car or two passing by. 3. Maybe I should: eat some of the dinner that I just cooked, but I don't feel like it. 4. I love: my family, they are the most important people to me. 6. I don't understand: why romance is dead? 7. I lost: my mind!? And does that make me CRAAAZY? 8. People say: I'm beautiful - but I don't see it I'm just average- I'm Gina! 9. The meaning of my screen name is:Yeah, it's just my name spelled funny 10. Love is: AMAZING when it's REAL and UNCONDITIONAL! 11. Somewhere, someone is: stepping
The 2007 Car I Should Drive
You Should Drive a Ford Explorer SportTrac Tough and supercharged, you have some rather extreme driving practices. You've been known to intimidate a few drivers. You rule the road. What 2007 Car Should You Drive?
No one should be alone I've heard people say I've been alone my whole life and I'm in a bad way I'd rather expire early than live a long, lonely life... without a wife I am decomposing and I don't have the cure I will keep decomposing until I exist no more I won't take my own life I'd burn for eternity but I also don't wanna live a full life in this misery I'd rather expire early than live a long, lonely life... without a wife I am decomposing and I don't have the cure I will keep decomposing until I exist no more It's not like I'm asking for the pot of gold All I want is someone to have and to hold I'd rather expire early than live a long, lonely life... without a wife I am decomposing and I don't have the cure I will keep decomposing until I exist no more Go ahead call me crazy my mind is a padded cell loneliness is misery I think I'm in my own personal hell (Prechorus) (Chorus) Lyrics by: Joe "T-Bone" Heben
The Color Of Sex I Am
Your Passion is Yellow You're a total sexual shape shifter. You possess a complex sex drive and are very adaptable. Of all the colors, you are the most likely to be bisexual. While you the most passionate, you are very open minded. What Color Is Your Passion? i dont know about the bi part.. ewwww
How Do You Communicate?
You Communicate With Your Body This isn't as bad as it sounds, it just means that you're a "touchy-feely" person. You need a lot of affection in your life. And for you, this means both giving and receiving little touches. Warm hearted, you bond with people easily. In fact, you often feel a little sad when you're not in the company of others. A little moody, you tend to be controlled by your emotions. But a bit hug always comforts you! How Do You Communicate?
My Karma
You Have Fantastic Karma You are a kind, sensitive, and giving person. And all your good deeds will pay off - if they haven't already. But you're not so concerned with what you get in return anyway. You have an innate caring nature - and nothing can change that! How's Your Karma?
What Kind Of Pic Am I?
You Are Cream Pie You're the perfect combo of simplicity and divinity Those who like you life for understated pleasures What Kind of Pie Are You?
The 2007 Car That I Should Drive
You Should Drive a Toyota FJ Cruiser A true adventurer, you're always up for trying the latest new thing. And you need a car that will take you anywhere, because there are no roads where you're going! What 2007 Car Should You Drive?
Today is just one of them days ya know. Not a good day not a bad day. I guess it could be a good day I went and spent some time with a friend today and watched a movie. No biggie just something to kill the time while the munchkins are at school. I really don't have a whole lot to say right now because I can't think of anything. Surprising as that may be. Considering. I guess I could ramble on for a bit...but then you guys might all think I am weird which those of you that know me already know I am a bit odd. lol Two words to prove that one ...Shampoo Bottle. Nuff said! Hopefully the week gets better and hopefully anyone that reads this has a great week!
Seduction Style
Your Seduction Style: The Charmer You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement. You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you. By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power. And then you've got them exactly where you want them! What Is Your Seduction Style?
Quirk Factor
Your Quirk Factor: 58% You're a pretty quirky person, but you're just normal enough to hide it. Congratulations - you've fooled other people into thinking you're just like them! How Quirky Are You?
How Hot Am I???
You Are Super Spicy You're a little bit crazy, a little bit naughty, and a whole lot of sexy. You go beyond hot - you set people's senses on fire! Are You Hot?
Control Freak Factor
You Are 28% Control Freak You have achieved the perfect balance of control and letting go. You tend to roll with whatever life brings, but you never get complacent. Are You A Control Freak?
Stress Factor
Your Stress Level is: 63% You are prone to stress, and you're probably even pretty stressed right now. Life's problems seem to pile up on you, and this often makes you feel depressed and burned out. Learn to take time to relax and enjoy life, even if things are stressful. It's the only wa you'll get through the bad times. How Stressed Are You?
Y I Dont Have A Boyfriend
You Don't Have a Boyfriend Because You are Too Shy When a guy gets to know you, he finds a great catch Problem is... you're too shy for most guys to get to know. From meeting someone to dating, you usually have your guard up. And while you're just holding back, it makes you seem like you've got something to hide. Why Don't You Have a Boyfriend?
Where Will I Find Love?? Lol
You'll Find Love Online Dating in meatspace is way too complicated and time consuming for you You rather find a ton of guys at the click of a button So go on, and have some fun in your online dating adventure Just make sure is who he says he is Where Will You Find Love?
Get At Me Now Girls
whats up girls how are all of yill doing to day hop ok so com get at me now a.s.a.p
What Kind Of Seducer Are You?
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you! Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter. You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you. You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover. Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives. Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours. No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?
Are You A Drama Queen/king?
You Are As Cool As They Come Rational and relaxed, no one could accuse you of being dramatic. You roll with the punches, and nothing ever gets you too worked up. You are able to maintain perspective and see the big picture. And even if you're emotional inside, you don't let it show. You're great at keeping it together, and you're rewarded for that. People see you as an ideal friend, employee, and partner. Are You a Drama Queen (or King)?
Does Your Name Fit
A: Likes to flirt. B: Likes people C: Is wild and crazy. D: Has one of the best personalities ever. E: A GOD DAMN GOOD KISSER. F: People adore you. G: Never let people tell you what to do. H: Has a very good personality and looks. I: Is always there for their friends. J: Lives life for fun. K: Really silly. L: Loved by everyone M: Makes dating fun N: Dead sexy O: Best in bed. P: Popular with all types of people. Q: A hypocrite. R: Fuckin crazy S: Easy to fall in love with T: Loyal to those you love. U: Really likes to chill. V: Not judgemental. W: Very broad minded. X: Never let people tell you what to do. Y: One of the best damn bf/gf anyone one could ask for. Z: Always ready
What's Your Religious Philosophy?
You are a Self-Discoverer You're not religious, but you've created your own kind of spirituality. Introspective and thoughtful, you tend to look inward for the divine. You are distrusting of all forms of organized religion. You especially dislike religious gurus and leaders, who you feel are charlatans. What's Your Religious Philosophy?
So, people have stopped talking to me on here. I have to stop mentioning the ERECTION cuz my Jenn doesn't even get on anymore. I'm 200 points to upping my cherry status or whatever and it just won't let me get there and I wanted to upload more pics......cuz I hit my limit. :( Plus nobody comments those either. Alex's Mom is doing better though.Meh.....pointless
How Selfish Are You?
You Are 12% Selfish In other words, you're a warm, caring considerate person. Just make sure to get your way sometimes. There's a fine line between unselfish and pushover. How Selfish Are You?
What's Your Element?
Your Element Is Air You dislike conflict, and you've been able to rise above the angst of the world. And when things don't go your way, you know they'll blow over quickly. Easygoing, you tend to find joy from the simple things in life. You roll with the punches, and as a result, your life is light and cheerful. You find it easy to adapt to most situations, and you're an open person. With you, what you see is what you get... and people love that! What's Your Element?
Which H.i.m. Song Are You?
Take the quiz: Which HIM song are you?You Are The OneYour love makes you happy and nothing can change that, you wouldn't change things because to you they are perfect. You have what you need and whatever life throws at you, you will take with him or her by your side.Quizzes by -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!
Get ready to take a journey into the mind of a genious. (That's me in case you didn't know). Here you will experience a trip unlike any other. You are entering a world of great thought and wisdom!!! On a more serious note, I sometimes get bored and think about different things. I now want to share them with you. Here you will find all of the thought for the days in 1 convenient place. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated. I appreciate all of the ideas that have come in so far. There is no limit to what we can do if we put our mind to it. Everyone always has questions for me when I come home to visit, from "what is my job" to what's happening with the war now? Thanks goes out to April for making this page possible, and thanks goes out to all of you for allowing me to clear my head.
Which Album Of H.i.m. Are You?
Take the quiz: Which album of H.I.M. are you?And Love Said Noyou are a different person who likes to be romantic and with a different style from the other pplQuizzes by -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!
Ville, Linde, Mige, Burton Or Gaz?
Take the quiz: Ville, Linde, Mige, Burton or Gaz???Ville.... U are gothic, dark and mysterious.Ville is the man that created HIM, and he is dead gourges to.... But best of all, his voice is like an angel, even it is when he singing on cd or live or speaking...Quizzes by -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!
Lost And Found
Lost And Found I lost myself my heart my soul Empty I was no feeling no meaning no desire You came along You found me You touched my Soul You healed my Heart You gave me reason you gave me desire You gave me Love And now I give you myself my soul my heart
Are You Ugly, Cute, Or Sexy?
You scored as Sexy. You're hot and sexy and I want to make out with you. Lol. K email me. in_the_depths_4ever@yahoo.comSexy70%Cute20%Ugly0%Are you ugly, cute, or sexy?!created with
My Poems
All my poems are by me they are not ripped or stolen from any one else please do not rip them or copy and paste them with out permission
What Breed Of Music Are You?
You scored as metal. metal70%Indie60%classic rock50%Emo50%grunge30%Punk30%mainstream rock25%industrial20%country15%ska15%Pop Punk10%Pop10%reggae
Fucking Cheaters Fucking Suck
My mind is awfully messy My heart scattered about They way you touch her Makes my skin burn The way you look at her Makes me want to die... Then you look up and smile at me I smile back, though I don’t want to I want to cause you the pain you have caused me Am I not good enough What’s wrong with me She knows your mine But she likes to see me hurting So she eggs you on With her evil voice And her slutty manner I’m nothing compared to her And she knows it... You like how she treats you You say you’re faithful Bull shit you cheating bastard Technically you’re free to do as you wish But f**kin hell do you really have to, Hurt me like this??? I hate you so much That it hurts to love you And that bitch of a friend
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Preppy?
You scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker!Rocker, Mosher100%Goth30%Emo30%Trendy20%Skater15%Prepy10%Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev5%What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ectcreated with
i watched nip tuck tonight....ill never think of laura ingalls wilder the same nothing is sacred anymore :-(
Meow meow meow meow meow meow ! And ifyou didnt catch that meow meow meow meow meow meow!
Does Your Name Say Who You Are
Does your name say who you are?! R- fuckin crazy O- Best in bed S- easy to fall in luv with E- A god damn good kisser T- Loyal to those you luv T- Loyal to those you luv A- Likes to flirt Yep! Pretty much sums it up:) A: Likes to flirt. B: Likes people C: Is wild and crazy. D: Has one of the best personalities ever. E: A GOD DAMN GOOD KISSER. F: People adore you. G: Never let people tell you what to do. H: Has a very good personality and looks. L: Loved by everyone I: Is always there for their friends. J: Lives life for fun. K: Really silly. I: Loves everyone. M: Makes dating fun N: Dead sexy O: Best in bed. P: Popular with all types of people. Q: A hypocrite. R: Fuckin crazy S: Easy to fall in love with T: Loyal to those you love. U: Really likes to chill. V: Not judgemental. W: Very broad minded. X: Never let people tell you what to do. Y: One of the best damn bf/gf anyone one could ask for. Z: Always ready
The Irony Of Love
Loving the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right and finding out you love someone right after that person walks out of your life... And sometimes, you think you're already over a person, but when you see them smile at you, you'll suddenly realize that you're just pretending to be over them just to ease the pain of knowing that they will never be yours again... For some, they think that letting go is one way of expressing how much they love that person... in my opinion, some are afraid to see the one they love being held by someone else... Most relationships tend to fail not because the absence of love. Love is always present. It's just that one was being loved too much and the other was being loved too little... As we all know that the heart is the center of the body but it beats on the left. maybe that's the reason why the heart is not always right... Most often we fall in love wi
Life By Monti
Life to me is crazy but fun , life can be full of surprizes as well as duds. my life is like a mack truck waiting to dump the loads off my back,like a person who's addicted to crack. My life is like an emotional roller coaster,hoping that for my problems that I had don't put me in jail or burrie me under the ground. My life was erupted as the devil was trying to make me gain the world to lose my soul, But jesus has been there for me ever since i was a baby in my mother's womb.we've all thought about taking our life's at one point, meaning i will probably have someone relate to what i've felt about life and what i went and been through at some point. My life had it's ups and downs, but i stuck it out by sruggling and finding my way out. My life will be whatever god brings my life, i will always be a man of honor with stripes & love, this is my life,and i wouldn't trade it for the whole wide world. THANKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For All My Friends....
Leaves In The Wind
Numb Video - Linkin Park lyricsLinkin Park Music Video CodesMusic Video Codes by this is how i am feeling at times when i think alone
You Don't Have A.d.d.
I hate people who forget something important, or fuck up real bad and say "OMG I have A.D.D. like so bad you have no idea." Go fuck yourself. Just because had a "Do you have A.D.D.?" survey and you answered 1 out of 10, does not mean you have a problem. Fidgeting in class is something everyone does. When you get out of your chair in the middle of Spanish and to do push-ups because you forgot to do them in the morning, you might have A.D.D. When you have something important do get done and you keep putting it off, you do not have A.D.D. You're procrastinating you fucking catastrophe with a coach bag. Let me show you why I have A.D.D. - I was reading the Sunday paper on the toilet at work. One of my many pastimes. Mid-way through a riveting article about Carlos Beltran and my beloved Mets I stopped for 5 minutes to flash back on a fist fight I got into in 6th grade. His name was Darrell and he cleaned my fucking clock. Then I finished the article. You wanna go bike ridin
Welcome To Hell
One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon. The demon asked, "Why so glum?" The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!" "Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?" "Sure," the man said, "I love to drink." "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!" The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great." "You a smoker?" the demon asked. "You better believe it!" "You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out! . If you get cancer, no biggie. You're already dead, remember?" "Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!" The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble." "Why yes, as a matter of fact I do." "Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, p
Which Zodiac Sign Do You Go Best With?
You scored as Aquarius. Aquarians are humanitarians that want to make the world a better place in which to live through their revolutionary thoughts and ideas. They are creative, innovative, original, progressive thinkers â?? visionaries. They have a keen intellect and an ability to think â??out of the boxâ??. Creative, original and non-conformist, they are sometimes considered eccentric. While broadminded, Aquarians are quite fixed in their opinions (consistent with the Fixed energy) and can be impatient with those who disagree with them. Aquarians tend to have many friends and acquaintances. Aquarius90%sagittarius90%libra60%capricorn60%gemini50%pisces50%scorpio50%aries40%taurus40%cancer
Socred 8% Must Be Bad
You Are 8% Pure You've been a very bad girl or boy... And you probably enjoyed every minute of it.How Pure Are You?
I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt!!!
woo... single life is kind of nice. Don't know though, lots of nice guys asking me out. That's kind of cool. I didn't think guys would actually do that. Thanks guys out there!!! lol. hmmm... school is frustrating.... Too much theory I don't know aobut. I really need to learn about figured bass. work sucks, my manager is getting married and I'm setting up both days of her wedding. Not... cool. I get stuck doing the most anal wedding known to man kind... fuck I hate weddings.
More Adult Jokes
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a damn checking account." The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" "Listen up, damnit. I said I want to open a damn checking account now!" "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank." The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to foul language. They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?" "There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won 50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank, okay?" "I see," says the manager, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?" ____________________________________________________________________________________________________
Life Changes
to all my lost cherry friends ill be gone for a while. we are finally moveing wend. after a few delays also haveing a baby next tuesday(hopefully) not many knew that. i cannot wait to meet up with my good old friends budlight and jagermister.9 months of me not drinking has been hard on everyone lol ill be with out the intrnet for a will just leave me a message or call me and ill get back to you. wish me luck i have to live with a boy. i have not done that for 6 years a lil nervous but everything should be ok later
Few More Adult Jokes
A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death. One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write." ____________________________________________________________________________________________________ A man walks onto an airplane and takes his seat. He looks up and notices the most beautiful woman he has ever seen boarding the plane. He is nervous, and soon realizes that she is walking down the aisle toward him. When she takes the seat right next to him, he is anxious to begin a conversation. He asks, "Where are you flying to today?" She responds, "To the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chica
Its Really Hard To Find Canadians On Here
nothing against all of you gorgeous american sweethearts.... but perhaps the search engine needs to be changed a bit...??? or if any canadian people see this you should throw me a message!!!!!
I'm Cartman!
You scored as Cartman. You are fat, jew hating, stubborn, and a crappy friend. Cartman44%Kyle25%Kenny19%What south park character r u most like ( out of Kyle Cartman and Kennycreated with
Taco Hell
I ate at Taco bell for lunch and I noticed one thing, There food really does fill you up! I was full all day from LUNCH. And Yes Angela I ate an Apple Empanada!! Other than That ALL I did was go visit my neace she is leaving tomorrow for texas cuz her fiance' graduates from some military training thing....I dunno the legistics of that but then he is off to Fla till Christmas.....I guess sometime around then or january they are getting married....My neace Lisa Rocks!!! she is 19 and has Goals I love that about her because when i was 19 I dont think i had any goals other than wondering when the next high was going to be......i know bad crystal. P.S. the worst Commerical I noticed today is that Skinny black pant commerical I think Gap puts it out? I could be wrong....where that girl dances stupidly and says something about the girl wants to dance, the girl wants to dance.... GRR such an annoying commerical..... sorry i just had to add that because I just saw it!!
Hi Hottie Women
Baby if I am near you I don’t want to miss the opportunity I have, I will hold you, and I will kiss you. You are really beautiful such an Angel down to the earth. I really like to see your sensual body you have now. Will you give me your hot picture to make me good sleep this night, please contact me I will fuck you deeply rather than other people done to you, I have 18 Inc. chat with me on I am a man who really adores love and fun. I don’t want to let time roll without any mean. I just want to find happiness and fun in all my whole life. I adore woman and girls very much. I like sensual, beautiful, sexy and mature woman. I don’t know why? But it’s my life, I don’t want somebody interfere on it I admire woman who has the same sense and really adore love and affection as well. They must like love and fun also happiness. They must like sensual thing and making love. They must able to satisfy me in the bed.
In Case You Were Wondering...
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM95%Sex God60%A Romantic50%Virgin28%How are you in bedcreated with
Love Me
love me un-conditionally. Love me for the dozens of white and yellow roses i've sent to you. Love me for the way i would give you anything you want. Love me for the fact that i would wash the dishes, cook, and run a hot tub bath for you. Love me for messaging every part of your body. Love me for making you feel good. Love me for you are my beatufill princess into a lovely queen. Love me for taking care of you when you are sick. Love me when i love you for everything you have done. Love me for making your day a wonderful day. Love me for taking care of the kitty cat. Love me for being sensitive and aggressive. Love me for being myself. Love me for my bangkok. Love me for being bless. Love me for passing the test. Woman you are gods gift and the best. there are some men that do appreciate our ladies, so ladies love us like we love you.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!thank you
My Thoughts On The Day (1)
So Its 1:09 am and i just woked up a bit My fucking tummy hurts Ugh ! im repeating a Song in my head I love it Im on Mass Message on Yahoo Talking to like 6 people lol but yeah i have been Playing This Song on repeat for 20 Mins now i have to pick up my brother again in the Morning Im talking my friend eric who i havent talked to Ages i miss my best friend Allie Im also Sad Right now yea fucking sad ok Im still writing A Book About my life and thinking of another poem to write Well This is The lyrics to the song im listening to Peace out Love You Allie & Stacey Sarah McLachlan - Building A Mystery you come out at night that's when the energy comes and the dark side's light and the vampires roam you strut your rasta wear and your suicide poem and a cross from a faith that died before Jesus came you're building a mystery you live in a church where you sleep with voodoo dolls and you won't give up the search for the ghosts in the halls you wear sandals in the
Why Kids Shouldn't Drive High Performance Vehicles
soooo nip/tuck is my new tv addiction... watching it right now with my roomie. good times
Yes I Changed My Name To Diva
Diva in Vegas...Everyone on Lost cherry seems to have Diva, so I joined the band wagon
1st Night Here
this site is incredible. thanks to all the sweet people who messaged me, added me as friends, and said all the awesome things. i cant wait to come back here tomorrow! thanks again :) all of my friends are the best!
Heart Ache
I sit here all alone thinking of you, I can feel your touch,but it is not you,my heart aches...... I lay awke at night wanting you to come to me ,but you don't,my heart aches..... I roll over to touch you,you move away from me,my heart aches.... I need youy touch ,I try to wake you,but no answer,my heartaches..... I want your hands on my body , I need your hands all over me, Please to stop the ache,my heart aches.... I stop trying roll over goto cry myself to sleep...
Rules And Regulations......
Click Each Picture
I close my eyes to sleep... I close my eyes to life... I close my heart to love... I close my heart to hurt.... Cuz if I do all this then I cannot Love You.... I cannot Hurt the ones I love...... I often wonder if I went to sleep and never woke up ..... If I'd even be missed at all..... I close my eye to sleep now......
Ten Truths
TEN TRUTHS WHITE, BLACK, AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. Hickies are not attractive. 2. Chicken is food, not a roommate. 3. Jesus is not a name for your son. 4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration. 5. Cars are not meant to touch the ground. 6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies. 7. Ten people to a car is considered too many. 8. You're in America, you speak our language. 9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family. 10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal. TEN TRUTHS BLACK, HISPANIC, AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. Elvis is dead. 2. Jesus was not white. 3. Rap music is here to stay. 4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean. 5. Skinny does not equal sexy. 6. Thomas Jefferson had black children. 7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller. 8. NSYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5. 9. An occasional spanking
Stolen Moments
Moments stolen no one can get back as if you can rewind to that one second to redo where you might have lacked to fix the damages that aren’t easy to forget to hear the first words spoken to witness the first steps taken to fulfill all the promises that were broken and to keep a heart from breakin’ to watch your child walk across that stage, diploma in hand the special moments to see your child’s achievements to watch your child truly shine, and... To witness your child’s next movements the yearning to have those moments that were missed the regret for something done or not done the pain of thinking of all the “what if’s” knowing those significant instances are gone one makes such mistakes every single day the pain of the unknown of what could have been causes one to wish it went the other way some are given chances to ask to be forgiven others aren’t so blessed to ask such a thing they messed up too many times in the past no matter what words may brin
Air And Angels
Twice or thrice had I lov'd thee, Before I knew thy face or name; So in a voice, so in a shapeless flame Angels affect us oft, and worshipp'd be; Still when, to where thou wert, I came, Some lovely glorious nothing I did see. But since my soul, whose child love is, Takes limbs of flesh, and else could nothing do, More subtle than the parent is Love must not be, but take a body too; And therefore what thou wert, and who, I bid Love ask, and now That it assume thy body, I allow, And fix itself in thy lip, eye, and brow. Whilst thus to ballast love I thought, And so more steadily to have gone, With wares which would sink admiration, I saw I had love's pinnace overfraught; Ev'ry thy hair for love to work upon Is much too much, some fitter must be sought; For, nor in nothing, nor in things Extreme, and scatt'ring bright, can love inhere; Then, as an angel, face, and wings Of air, not pure as it, yet pure, doth wear, So thy love may be m
To Be America
Beep...Beep...Beep...Beep...Beep..Beep This is a Hella Happy Bitch News Flash!!!!! PLeas be advised there is NO SUCH WORD AS T-O-U-N-G-E!!!!!! You can NOT put your T-O-U-N-G-E in any part of my body because it does NOT exist!!!! However, if we get to that point in life, you may a chance to put your T-O-N-G-U-E (tongue  /tʌ©¯/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[tuhng]....1. Anatomy. the usually movable organ in the floor of the mouth in humans and most vertebrates, functioning in eating, in tasting, and, in humans, in speaking.)in some area on me. Maybe, but the state of mind I am in at this current time, due to a male figure, it is highly unlikely. This news flash has been brought to you by Hella Happy Bitch and You may now comment and then return to regular programming. Beep...Beep...Beep...Beep...Beep..Beep Yes, this is a pet peeve of my that really irritates the hell of me. LOL
A Stuff
basics whats your name?: Tina what do people call you?: Tina where you named after anything?: a nurse who was my moms friend if you were born the oppisite sex what would your name be?: Hardie Lovejaw do people spell/say your name wrong?: yes if you could change your name what would you change it to?: wouldn't change it gender?: female birthday?: scorpio age?: 26 age you act?: um, 2? age you want to be?: 13 again height?: about 5'4, maybe taller eye color?: brown happy with it?: yea natural hair color?: red happy with it? if not do you dye it?: i bleach it righty or lefty?: lefty family?: yes, mom pets?: yes, 3 kitties peircings?: no tatoos?: no love and stuff single?: yes who are you with, or who do you want to be with?: with tj, wanna b with johnny depp are you in love?: kinder have you ever been in love, if so how many times?: 5 do you believe in love at first sight?: yes is it possible to be faithful to one person for ever?: yes
Your Sexual Hidden Talent
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth.
The Ant Pool Party
Last saturday i was straightening up my garage and i moved a small pile of plywood that i had stacked against the inside wall of my garage, and behind that plywood i found a small army of carpenter ants scurrying around. My first instinct was to grab a can of ant killer and kill the ants before they eat my garage. So, i looked around the garage and i found a "cheap" can of ant killer. No, it wasn't Raid, or Black Flag. It was a Cheap, Generic brand of ant killer. But hey! At least the ant killer had a fresh scent! The directions on the can of ant killer says to hold the can about 8 inches from the ants and spray the ants generously. Generously? OK, so, i aimed and fired the contents of the can of ant killer directly on the ants, and i waited, and waited and ..... waited. So far, all i could see was a bunch of wet ants swimming around a small puddle of ant killer, and a few of them looked like they was actually having a good time! Shall i turn on some music and Get This Pool P
Switchblade Symphony - Mine Eyes
Will the angels sing tonight Or will they perish in the shadows of this newborn light Will we crumble into dust Will we blow away Like the ravens did yesterday Can we mend this broken reed Seal the doom of this house of cards I only want to hear the angels laugh Are they sleeping on the edge of the sky? Will the candles burn all night Or will the darkness engulf us and swallow our sight Can we go to the same ground if the nightengale sings Gather round the fountain as the churchbells ring I only want to hear the angels laugh Are they sleeping on the edge of the sky? I only want to listen to the angels sing Are they crying on the glimpse of mine eyes? I only want to hear the angels laugh Are they sleeping on the edge of the sky? I only want to listen to the angels sing Are they crying on the glimpse of mine eyes? I only want to hear the angels laugh Are they sleeping on the edge of the sky? I only want to listen to the angels sing Are they crying on the glimpse o
i cant sleep i neeed help every night i sleep less i dont worry about losing my mind because i lost it quite a while ago i need sleep please help me sleep i dont know where ive been i dont know where i as please why cant i sleep what was that a noise behind me i turn to look but nothings there sleep please find me please dont leave why cant i sleep............
I Fell In Love Today... see if I still feel. ♥Jaimi♥
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Who Says I Can't Be Smooth, Sexy, And Cool?
You scored as Dracula. You are the smooth sexy cool Dracula. Patient and lustful. If you were any cooler youd be ice. Great style with a way of seducing those around you. And three brides who wouldn't want to be him. Marius100%Dracula100%Armand83%Spike75%Lestat67%Akasha58%Angel58%Blade58%Louis50%Deacon Frost25%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with
I have desided I will no longer be all (with the exception of work and two people) That way I can see what I have a parently "said" and not "said". I am tierd of this whole thihng. I dont care whose seeing who, or whos spending time with what person. Im done. I have had it. The4 only things I will say I will email or submit in other forms of writing that way I will have proof of what was really said. One other thihng, my trust among some people who I thought I would be able to resaulve things with is compleatley gone I have taken her off my friends list for this reason. If I get any wind of anything elses to waver my trust I will drop out of site and not be herd from again. This is the sort of shit I desided to take myself away from for 3 years prior to this. I will do it again if I feel the need. Im not one to be pushed around or pissed off. So as of this moment ojn Im delairing my silence. Do NOT ask me abouyt anything Do NOT ask me to call anyone Do NOT ask me to f
We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin playa that aint with us no mo. Yeah, notorious b.i.g. Hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug that never seen it comin. Yeah, tupac shakur. Nah bitch, Im talkin bout motherfuckin falco and shit. What? falco? Rock me amadeus Rock me amadeus Rock me amadeus Rock me amadeus Tried to o.d. on the cold-eeze Golden girls got me sweatin to the oldies Hanging out like double ds sip long island iced teas Wrote to mayor mccheese send a shamrock shake please! Three o clock on the dot time to cruise for eighth graders Rather tape the weather channel so that I can watch it later Reruns of rerun so whats happening? Dees knocked up and rog on crack again Deep throat a whole nutty buddy Make whoopie to a batch of silly putty Make a spam and colgate sandwich and ate it Go through national geographic and draw panties on the natives So I like to dance naked in front of my pets But my cat was inattentive so I sent him u.p.s.
"Stay" is a charming word in a friend's vocabulary. Louisa May Alcott
The Safety Dance
I am a total throwback to the 80's so today imma put up some of my Fave videos I remember!! I remember this one on MTV!!! I was about 7 years old! Ssss-aaaa-ffff-eeee-tttt-yyyy Safety-dance! Ah we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind Cause your friends dont dance and if they dont dance Well theyre are no friends of mine I say, we can go where we want to, a place where they will never find And we can act like we come from out of this world Leave the real one far behind, And we can dance We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind Cause your friends dont dance and if they dont dance Well theyre are no friends of mine I say, we can go where we want to a place where they will never find And we can act like we come from out of this world Leave the real one far behind And we can dance. Dancez! Ah we can go when we want to the night is young and so am i And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet And surprise em with t
Well I'm back home now and I totally enjoyed my weekend. I had a great time, I enjoyed meeting Kelly. I got along with her well I think. She made me laugh and we liked alot of the same things. It also gave me someone else to help pick on doc with :). The concert was amazing. We were 21 rows away from Rascal Flatts!!! Kelly and I were very excited to say the least. Once I download the picture to this computer I'll be adding some to my albums. Well once I get more picture space that is. God they were good seats. It ended up being a good weekend and all in all it was fun. I can't wait to get a chance to hang out with Kell and Doc again. Love Stace
Nothing So Far
Gosh, still nothing to write in the blog. I am blank like an unwritten paper.
A 30-year-old man and woman are lying in bed after making love. The woman lays on her side of the bed and rests. The man goes to his side of the bed and says to himself, "Man oh man, I finally did it! I'm no longer a virgin." The woman overhears him talking to himself and asks, "Are you saying you lost your virginity to me?" "Well," the guy explains, "I always wanted to wait and give the woman I love my virginity." Astounded, the woman replies, "So you really love me?" "No," the guy says. "I just got sick of waiting."
Blonde Joke 1
Blonde Kidnapper A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, a blonde." The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
Hello all I have posted two new pics, yesterday I had my belly button and my left nip peirced. It was cool and didn't hurt as bad as I thought that it would. Ok so check out the pics and let me know what you think.. Kisses ~SSS~
Where U Wil Find Me Fromnow On
wicked plasures lounge come visit meh sometime
It wasn't obvious, but the poodle was following me with ill intent. I could see it in the bastard's little eyes. Today was the wrong day to wear my doggy biscuit suit to work.
Hopefully after this carefully timed cigarette.
A Rose That Stood Alone
a solitary rose grew in the darkest corner of the sorrounded by many others, yet remained alone time passed and trials came and went one dealt a severe blow and the rose began to wilt and wither FORGOTTEN.... if by a miracle... there came a soft and gentle breeze followed by a ray of light as all the other roses fell into darkness the solitary rose began to shine shining with a special light... and watered by a gentle cascade... a cascade of love a cascade of selfless afflection "I do...not now but FOREVER..." said the rose to the sunlight and there they remain a rose full in bloom with her sunshine smiling down on her... You are my sunshine, my life, my very soul and I your rose blooming in the light of you love
Bless The Troops
Yeah Hump Day
Wana Die
want to die right now really do wish whoda would talk to me
Opportunity Knocks On The Door
When opportunity knocks on the door, open the door. It could be a good opportunity. You never know. That is what is knocking on my door right now. I have a chance to make a little extra money doing ads. I get to use my creative side. I love it. For so long I have felt that my creative side has been laying dorment for so long. Another subject entirely. I am going to get to go on a cruise the week of Thanksgiving. I can't wait. I am so excited. I don't remember where we are going. I know thats funny. All I know its going to be on the Royal Carribean. And we coming out of Mobile, AL. Enough of my chattering. Time for me to get back to work. RB
Many guys are curious about female ejaculation. They wonder about the fluids and the body mechanisms involved. First, let's clear THE big question. Girl cum is NOT pee. It's closer in composition to men's prostrate fluid. It's sometimes clear or milky, the tastes differ. Even if it shoots through the urethra, it's not pee. When stimulating the G-spot and clitoris, the paraurethral gland fills up with fluid. At the time of orgasm, the contractions expel the accumulated fluids in powerful gushes. A squirting orgasm is stronger than any other sexual pleasure a girl can feel. I think every girl should live it at least once.
Love Letter
One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die."
Upadate On Kadence
Kadence is doing good today. I called this morning and they said her weight was 4lbs 3.4oz and that they checked her glucose and it was 82. So she's doing great. They moved her up to 14 cc's of breast milk. It's hard to believe my little angel will be 2 weeks old tomorrow. We are going to talk to the doctors up there this weekend and see if we can't get her transfered back down here to this hospital.
Hump Day
well i hope everyone on my friends has a great hump day. i know i am going to lol.
Long Anticipated Results
A certain song says that every new beginning starts from some other beginning's end. I admit, I should have had more faith in these people. Instead of wasting my time, they sat down and gave me a thorough walkthrough of what their company was about. I'm pleased to say that, after sitting with people for what turned into four very engaging hours, they made me an offer. I'm considering taking it. Of course, taking it means I'd start Monday... and sometime within the first two weeks, since I'll be dealing directly with clients face-to-face, they want me to consider altering my appearance some. Their objection: the dreadlocks (the length, not the style). Also, since the home office is in Moorestown, NJ, I'll be living down there for two weeks - they've (understandably) decided that it makes little sense to commute 2 hours back and forth each day from Queens. So... Any of you South Jersey or Philadelphians want to hang out over the next two weeks? It'll be good to get a pa
Hit A Nerve?
Well seems my WTF?? Blog might have bothered some people. Well it wasn't my intention. Aren't we all aloowed to have opinions and speak our mind? I spoke what I believed in my heart plain and simple. It as not to judge anyone or to make you think I am better than you. I'm not and I am just as guilty. What I have learned is there are ways of having fun and having self respect at the same time. Anyway if you were insulted or bothered by what I wrote ask yourself why? Did I say something you don't have the balls to say? Did I say something that is true in you and you are ashamed of it? Did I just simply piss you off? I'm not perfect not am I going to judge anyone. If you have thoughts or comments you want to make to me than make them. I won't be offended and am curious as to what you might have to say. Thanks again for your time.
A Woman
A Woman by Xesevoli © When I first saw her, she'd started a thread a beautiful woman -- alone, on a bed She was dressed in a nightgown a beautiful white that hugged her, caressed her -- a wonderful sight I returned to that thread -- I came back every night a flower bud opening in the light of that site Her body was large as a woman's should be, I was yearning, and wanting and waiting to see She gained confidence slowly, and courage with it til finally she'd exposed -- a luscious large tit It was a wonderful breast, a beautiful tit, but now also was exposed a very fine wit She played on the thread using candy to do it and left us aroused, unable to sit I wrote her and thanked her and wanted more of this beautiful lady from the candy store To my amazement, arousement and total wonder she replied while I pondered the gown and what's under Her name is important and though quite a tease in a short time I was talking and felt at e
What Law & Order Character Are You?
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Holy Shit Lmmfao
The Den Is Complete And Open The Wolves den is now ready and open for everyone. Packmembers and friends of the pack are welcome, come relax and chill with friends.
Rofl Wtf??????
I know its stupid as hell but i cant help it.. one of the user's on here got under my skin.. His user name is 85849.. lame huh.. his name is lukas.. he's one wacked mofo if i do say so myself.. but hey its the internet.. so i just blocked him and said FUGGIT
One Of Those Days
For Starwar Fans Rofl
Ghost Warriers
Shadows dance on canyon walls, They are shadows from my fire. And from these walls Ghost Warriors call "Your history is a liar." "Our sacred lands were stolen and this we can't forget." "The spirits of our warriors who gave their lives for it." But the wind whispers to me that the shadows I see are visions of when the west was young. And the Indian danced around his council fire where prayers to the Great Spirit were sung. They asked the Great Spirit to guide them in this their troubled time. For the white man walked upon their land and said "This land is mine." It was the search for yellow iron that became the red man's curse. For the white man swarmed upon their land each fighting to be first. And no amount of prayers could stop the coming flood. Soon the yellow iron was bathed in Indian blood. The Great Spirit couldn't help them they had to fight alone. For the mountains and the desert that had always been their home. The Indian was defeated and just seemed to fa
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned." Priest: "What have you done my child?" Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch." Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?" Girl: "Because he touched my hand." Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch." Girl: "Then he touched my breast." Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father." Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where." Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where) Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!" Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl: "But father he had
~*~what A Kiss Means~*~
*Kiss on the stomach--¢¾--"Lets have sex" *Kiss on the Forehead --¢¾--"Forever you will be mine" *Kiss on the Ear --¢¾--"I'm horny" *Kiss on the Cheek --¢¾--"We're friends" *Kiss on the Hand --¢¾--"I adore you" *Kiss on the Neck --¢¾--"We belong together" *Kiss on the Shoulder --¢¾--"I want you" *Kiss on the Lips --¢¾--"I love you" OR "I want you" *Holding Hands --¢¾--"We can learn to love each other" *Slap on the Butt --¢¾--"That's mine" *Playing with the Ear --¢¾--"I can't live without you" *Holding on tight --¢¾--"Don't let go" *Looking into each other's Eyes --¢¾--"Don't leave me" *Playing with Hair on Head --¢¾--"Tell me you love me" *Arms around the Waist --¢¾--"I love you too much to let go" *Laughing while Kissing --¢¾--"I am completely Comfortable with you" ~¢¾~Advice~¢¾~ * Dont ask for a kiss, TAKE ONE. *If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love (or strong like). *Do what you feel inside dont hold back *GO BIG OR
Ur Horoscope For Today :p
There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day, the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked. He asked his mother what the hair between her legs was. She responded, "It's my wash cloth." Weeks later, after the mother had her baby, the young boy walked in on his mother again. While she was in the hospital, the doctor had shaved her pubic hair. The boy asked, "What happened to your wash cloth?" The mother responded, "I lost it." The little boy, trying to be helpful, set out to find his mother's washcloth. A few days later, he ran to his mother yelling and screaming, "I found your washcloth." The mother, thinking that the child was just playing, went along with the boy and asked, "Where did you find it?" The boy answered, "The maid has it! She is washing daddy's face with it."
Still Up In Bed
A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied, "they're up in bed." The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play. Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "where's Mom and Dad?" and she replied "they're still up in bed." Again the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to play. Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his grandma "where's Mom and dad?" and his grandmother replied "they're still up in bed." The little boy started to laugh and his grandmother asked, "what gives? Every time I tell you they're still up in bed you start to laugh! what is going on here?" The little boy replied, "well last night daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue."
Loving Someone Who Loves Another
It's a difficult thing to go threw,loving someone so much that it hurts. But when you end up loving someone that is in love with someone else is when the pain really hits you. All you want to do is sit at home and be close to the phone cause your afraid if you leave the house you will miss them coming by or calling. You cry yourself to sleep every night, when you lay down in the bed you used to share and look over and see their empty space. The shows you used to watch and the songs you used to listen to seem to come on more often just reminding you that they are gone. And the tears stream down your face while inside you are dieing,cause you know that they dont love you but another has their heart. You try to be strong and tell everyone that you are doing ok,but yet you know that you are lieing to them and yourself. You see him or her in everything that you do,see them in certain places or spots that you had romantic times at. You even remember the bad times you had and just wish for a
At The Front Door
A boy takes his girlfriend home after going out together. When they reach the front door, he leans against the wall with one hand and says, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?" "What? You're crazy!" "Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem." "No!! Someone may see -- a relative, a neighbor..." "At this time of the night? No one will show up..." "I've already said No, and NO!" "Honey, it's just a small blowie...I know you'd like it, too..." "No! I've said NO!" "My love... Don't be like that..." At this moment, the girlfriend's younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown with her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes, she says, "Dad says either you have to blow him, I have to blow him, or he will come down and give the guy a blowjob himself, but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom!"
I Hate To See Him On His Driveres Test
Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator and notices a huge guy standing next to him. The big guy looks down on the small white guy and says, "Seven foot tall, three hundred fifty pounds, twenty-inch dick, three-pound left ball, three-pound right ball, Turner Brown." The small guy faints! The big guy picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him. He asks the small guy, "What's wrong?" The small guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you say?" The big guy looks down and says "Seven foot tall, three hundred fifty pounds, twenty-inch dick, three- pound left ball, three-pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says, "Thank God, I thought you said, "Turn around."
Religious Boy
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and "do it" for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about protection and doing it. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many he'd like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be very busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in." The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes,
Immature People
I tell u what it seems like no matter how hard i try to stay away from drama it follows me. Some of my friends are a magnet to it and i'm so tired of it. I have a kid and my own life to worry about not everyone elses. It just pisses me off the way some guys can just treat women like a piece of ass. If u say that u dont like someone and cant stand there shit would you still keep sleeping with them? Thats the question i put out there to u. I dont understand it. I mean i know that its there, you've already had it and cant still get more, but wouldnt want to do it with someone you actually liked being around? Well obviously some guys arent like that, that a friend of mine. Instead of moving up in the world (as far as girls go) he dicides that he wants to stay where hes at even though he tells me and my friend that he wants different. I just dont get it. He could have my friend but instead he insists on lying to us like we arent going to find out that hes still sleeping with this girl. I h
Sanchez Cookie Recipe
Sanchez cookie recipe 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar 1 T lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar... Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup .. just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemonjuice and strain your nuts.
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Front Ender
Every fukkin' morning it's the same thing! What am I supposed to do? When I wake up with a morning wood, and I have to take a huge piss? Nobody thought of that when they invented the toilet did they? I'm going to invent a special "hood" for my toilet so I can piss up into it with a satisfied smile. The alternatives? Waiting in agony, or giving myself a shower HA HA HA!
Its Crismas At Ground Zero :p
Funny Song Ugly Kid
CHEESE!! yes yes yes cheese is goooood i love cheese do u love cheese as much as i love cheese i hate stink cheese but i love all other cheese YAY GO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!
Loving Life
Only one thing to do in life is to live and to do it to the best of your ability no matter how far I get down or how low life may bring me god knows my heart and my soul belongs to him and my new hubby.. some may say that I dont need to vento r to say anything but when you stop and smell the roses or flowers in my life and trials I have traveled or walk a mile in my shoes then and only then can you judge me but you know god knows what I am thinking and if he loves me then what do I need to worry about....???? missin you all but movin on in life with a hubby n the great smile on his face... Cheryl
Coutroom Fun
The big list of fun stuff to do in that boring ol' courtroom of law... 1. Bring a cell phone and order a pizza when the judge starts talking. 2. Bring a zip-lock bag full of grapes and launch a few at the defendant when the judge isn't looking. 3. Giggle uncontrollably when they show the evidence, if any blood is present. 4. If they ever bring up the possibility of an accomplice, duck your head and quiver. 5. Stand up and yell "OBJECTION!" to everything the judge says. EVERYTHING. 6. If you're the defendant, wait until the judge starts talking about you. Proceed to hide under your table. 7. If anybody attempts to communicate with you in any way, stare off into space and blow spit bubbles. 8. Sing "The Song That Never Ends" incessantly. 9. Get the judge to look at you. Lick your lips and motion that you'll "call him" 10. Actually call him 11. Bring a kazoo. 12. Act like you're doing something important, and ask them to "keep it down" 13. Every time
"here, Iron This!".
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
The Goblin
One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden. "You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..." Next morning the little man wakes the woman up. "Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies "Fuck me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"
4 Types Of Sex
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom. HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU" COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.
Anal Fisting
ANAL FISTING (Fyre) DESCRIPTION: He straddled her face and sank his cock inside her mouth, at least as far as it would go. She’d never been able to swallow him all the way, and they didn’t force it because when it hit the back of her mouth; there were bones that she couldn’t quite reposition to take him down her throat. She contented herself with filling her face with him and sucking all the flavor from her cunt off his body. BODY: Anal Fisting, It was one of those cold, lazy days where there was nothing to do. Neither got up and dressed; there was nowhere to go. No place they had to be. No one they had to account to. In other words, the perfect day for those who refuse to get bored. They sat at the computer to surf the net. They’d been experimenting in the bedroom lately, and she was trying to figure out the best way to clean her asshole so it would stay fairly sanitary while he pounded away at her from behind. He typed in Anal Cleanliness and they started crui
Living The setting sun is bold, The sky is on fire. I gaze upon it's beauty and sigh. It's majesty is untold. The day is at an end. I reflect upon it's value. Like the sun, it was on fire. Living a life that I don't have to pretend. The joy of the day was great. Happiness was in my heart. Peace filled my soul. In life, I want to partcipate. It seems most days quickly end, You rise and then it is gone. But, some days are long, With nothing but sadness to lend. The choices that we make, Send us down different life paths. I choose to be happy, For my inner peace's sake. ~~Darla~~
November Gentleman
NOVEMBER-You are trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind. Your name is... David aka Yah Your kiss is... breath taking Your hugs are... friendly Your eyes... twinkle in the moonlight Your touch is... heart warming Your smell is... refreshing BETCHA BY GOLLY WOW
I'm Sick
So 2 days ago i noticed ethan had a fever and i gave him some meds. well then yesterday he seem to have gotten worse, as time went on i started to feel the same sickness. now i feel like shit i don't want to leave my bed and all i want is for someone to take care of me, bring me my coffee and dr.pepper. forget food all i need is coffee and dr.pepper. So i had went down to heath's for a couple minutes and bullshitted with him and tawny. When it hit me. I'm not cranky. i am always cranky when i am sick. brfb i gotta lets these dogs in.. ok back. and if u didn't get what brfb is it stands for be right fuckin back. so ne ways i rest a sured while i lay in bed not feeling good, u guys are out getting laid, and hanging out with friends. remember i can't do that
A Wonderful Friday Night Ahead
A Wonderful Friday Night Ahead by voyergirl © I lie there in my bed and imagine you fucking me, yes, very hard and deep. I get wet just picturing you in my mind. I get wetter as my head fills with thoughts, my senses feel you there, smell you even at times. As I close my eyes and inhale I can at times almost feel your flesh touching mine. But in no way does this fantasy match the reality of actually having your cock owning my hot wet cunt. Yes, owning it. Eyes still closed I imagine the saliva I drink from your tongue. It scares me as I realize I have come to the point of craving what ever you feel like offering me. My lips ache and I could nearly go insane with desire for your kiss, hard and purposeful - intensely passionate. I silently tell myself to let go and hold nothing back from you...... yet still I know deep down I am not yet able, but I want to. I want to but I must remain in control of my feelings, I have to. What I want and what I need must not blur toge
Ache For You
Ache For You by ladybutterflybbw © My body aches for you and yearns for your touch You are my burning desire My inspiration whom I love so much Your kisses are so fine yet so sweet With my mouth my tongue to seek Lost in your eyes I am losing control Its your body I want to know You set my heart on fire, because you are my disire Sensations overflow Your kisses are so fine yet so sweet Tracing my skin with your tongue to seek You make me so wet as I am controlled by you Raising my hips to greet your flow Entering my body so smooth yet so slow I am in ecstasy, just to have you next to me Quivering and shaking with the love that we make, I am breathless and Its makes me so weak I breath for you, and you for me Look into my eyes search your soul and I will always be.
Aching For Entry
Aching for Entry by malcah_ms © Wet, slick, gushing juices flow over my swollen puffy lips. Your smooth tongue glides, penetrates me… Your teeth playfully twist and bite my clit. My vulnerable rosebud. aches for entry. Fuck me… Fuck me hard… Use me. Shove your fingers inside me. Allow me to milk you… Allow me to make you cum… Punish my pussy. Make it submit to your cock. Your cock pulsating in my mouth… Precum oozing salty-sweet. Mount me. Yank on my tits… Spank my ass. Make me your cunt. Fill me.
Pool League
Hey people!!! Guess what? For the 3rd consecutive week....I got my arse handed to me. For the 3rd week in a row....I was down to the 8 ball, and the lady on the other team scratched. So ONCE AGAIN the ball was perfectly at the corner of the pocket...I took care to line up.....took a deep breath...and shot. WELL GUESS WHO SCRATCHED ON THE 8 BALL FOR THE 3RD TIME WHEN I SHOULD HAVE HAD THE GAME?! yup. So with a full bar...I heard the all too familar "OHHHHHHH!" resounding throught the bar. There were a lot of people I know, there last night. So with everyone thinking they are a comedian...I heard OVER AND OVER...."Hey got an itch? No why? CAUSE YA SCRATCHED! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" I was a good sport though. I wasn't nervous last night. As a matter of fact, I did my best shooting! : ) Pullled off a couple of "Hail Mary's", and for all 3 of my games...had all my balls off the table. *SIGHS* Well I guess I'm just not meant to win. Unless you count the 10 Bud bottles I downed! : ) Mos
Aching For You
Aching for you by rose butterfly © My pussy tingles Thinking of you, Your hard, fat cock Buried deep inside of me. Feeling you thrusting My body quivers, Wanting to explode And let my wetness go. I bite my lip You laugh knowing In ectasy I am With you inside me. I shudder as I cum Once, twice, three times, My body shakes, As contentment floods me.
Love Or Illusion
Myths and everafters, fill our childhood dreams Lust and passion, fuel adolescence fires love and life, newly wed, love newly define sunsets and sunrises, the golden years brings golden love Poem by Kayo picture by Social MisFit
Afterglow by Bronte © Surrounded By paisley pillows Window seat of winter’s eponym To chill here alone My palm pressed Glass so cold Knees drawn inward to protect my little girl My womanhood I crave your touch for your hands to slide upwards once again into the celebration of fire licked skin when the cold was forced to yield in this light as translucent Autumn where the warmth of our lust simmered on playful abandon each move being erotic to the other from the deliberate slow bend of my body feeding the room temperature hot enough to melt to the accidental wisp of crimson that fell forward shuddering from your touch as you pushed it from my face this room this woman this body needs you to remove me from my perch I become naked in my need while the snow falls asleep outside this cold pane of glass this stained pane of glass where I press my body
Love And Truth
Love and Truth by Sylvia Leigh If Love abides within the heart, And Truth beneath her wing, Winter's snow is but to veil The loveliness of spring. And in the darkest lonely night, When Peace cannot be found, Love will shine her beams of light And Truth will be her crown. Love, shine bright! And Truth, adorn! For all mankind to know United longer two Bring Peace, the world to show.
Afternoon Delight
Afternoon Delight by Debbie © My lover and I do like afternoon delight; Sex in the day,now you and I are all alone A little risque, more exciting than night You whisper to me in a sexy voice,low tone Lock the door,and I'll turn back the bedcover I slip in quick and wait for you to join me Just you and me, buck naked with my sexy lover You smell so great, I start to touch your body Birds sing,and the sun shines through the blind Our fingers entwine then begin to go and explore Sexy feelings and sensual sensations on my mind Your tongues thrusting,in my mouth,wanting more My mouth on your skin, kissing, stroking,sucking Sexual arousal starts to build, the time is near I want you inside me, sliding, stroking,pulsing "Show me where you want it"... I guide you where? I take your penis in my mouth, you let out a sigh Slowly I go lower, taking your dick all the way in Stroking your balls, brushing my hand on your thigh Now I take my tongue and run it up up shaf
Again Your Cock Inside Me
Again Your Cock Inside Me by just pet © i lay before You exposed and naked upon the banquet table secured by ropes and stays that only the tenderest parts be proffered to my Master To hear Your voice again though my eyes be shielded and tongue muted the flush of offered power tints my clit the sweetest pink my nipples taut and roseate invite Your teeth and tease accepted, the rush of power surges through Your quivering body Your cock admiring its captured prey in all Your raging passions Your touch and thoughts so soft it fuels my need to serve Again Your cock inside me releasing all that hinders You unlocking all the doors silken seduction the separation only a matter of air closer now than ever passions new and ancient familiar, intense, golden as bonds cementing the bricks of the pre-existing foundation laid in daily construction in a complex web of silken threads complete with nips and tucks all i am i give to You my will entwined with Yours
Morning Fire
Morning Fire by Eurlantae The fire, at morning, when sun's rays sweep across the sky, Engenders a vision of passion in your face... and love... for which I'd die My hearts, hearts, hearts desire is merely to gaze upon your lovely form, As morning's winds and morning's fire awake in me... love's thunderstorm
Ah Women, Ah Dildos
ah women, ah dildos by smithpeter © I am virgin to the shots of my lover her dildo my competition in my fant dream she probes and plugs, plunges and appears to drift to sleep then leaps about the room batteries drain her and when touched to my tender stalk drain my bags the motors never need oiling but there is advantage
Airport Sex
Airport Sex by just pet © at the airport LA to Vegas our first meeting en face disembarking i am trembling with excitement will You be pleased? my only thought Your pleasure I am wearing what You requested A simple long tight sheath dress slit up the side to above the knee black push up bra with nipples hard just peeking out bulging beneath thin fabric straining for freedom under Your gaze black thong pulled high and tight against my white firm ass constant rubbing of that sensitive opening my clit has been pushed and pinched the entire flight panties brutally taut against clit the naked hairless lips of my smooth pink pussy gracing either side of the lace labia swollen, exposed panties drenched with desire for You my pussy makes obscene wet smacking sounds with each step can anyone hear or smell my sex dripping down my thighs? We see each other, smiling You take me in Your arms i melt into Your tall strong frame Your fingers caress my
Suck It.
I am worried that my last few blog titles are following some sort of repressed sexual trend. Clearly I need some sugar.
I was very anti male yesterday and i apoligize. Im better today. No more hatred and attitude problems. And i promise if you message me today im not going to bite your head off the way i did yesterday.
Friend Like You
FRIEND LIKE YOU © Natasha Everyone should have a friend like you You are so much fun to be with And you are such a good person You crack me up with laughter And touch my heart with your kindness You have a wonderful ability To know when to offer advice And when to sit in quiet support Time after time You've come to my rescue And brightend so many Of my routine days And time after time I've realized how fortunate I am that my life includes you I really do believe that Everybody should have a friend like you But so far it looks like You are one of a kind!
My Feeling
life is to short not to have fun and enjoy life. love is like a flower it grows with each passing day with the right care. much love to all my friends and friends to come. hugs kisses love xoxoxoxoxoxo
For My Best Friend
For My Best Friend © Anon This is for you, my best friend, the one person i can tell my soul too Who can relate to me like no other Who I can laugh with to no extents, Who I can cry too when times are tough, Who can help me with the problems of my life. Never have you turned your back on me Or told me I wasnt good enough Or let me down I don't think you know what that means to me You have went through so much pain and you still have time For me. And I love you for listening even when inside YOU are dying And I look up too you because you are strong, and caring and beautiful. Even though you don't think you are. And I hope you know that I am always here To listen to you laugh and cry and help In all the ways that i can And I will try to be at least half the friend you are To me. I hope you know I would not be the person I am today, with out you. My best friend.
Kissing Purity Test
Your Kissing Purity Score: 54% Pure For you, kissing isn't a casual thing Lip to lip action makes your heart sing Kissing Purity Test
How Sarcastic Are You?
You're Totally Sarcastic You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny. Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it. And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. How Sarcastic Are You? Unbelievable, this is so me with my closest friends.......LOLOLOL
What Women Will Say
Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. Nothing This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine" Go Ahead This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. Load Sigh This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" That's Okay This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. Thanks A woman is thank
A Little Bit Of Me!!
I want everyone to hear me in the dead of the night. When I write the things I cannot forget or remember to hear out loud. There is truth in the world and in family. The most wonderful aspect of life is living and loving and experiencing things you didn’t think you ever could. The strongest part of me is in the truth of my mother, she is so hopeful and loving even when she is not treated well. One day I hope I am just as good and beautiful as she. I am preceded in death by my most amazing family members (may they rest in peace) I am with-drawn and enlightened by their wisdom and love, to stay around so long when nothing works for them anymore. How precious our life is and how long it takes the average Joe to realize it. I have been licked by the death tongue and thank god, lived another day to see how I am loved and cherished. My best friend was out of town and when she got back home was completely lost in finding where I was staying. I am grateful that she would even try and know she
Your Presence
Your Presence Your life is about to whisk you away I love you everyday Your presence is real I know I can feel When you play You are free for the day When your mind turns I know you want the world to continue to turn Bright future Bright smile Just when I thought I had lost it all the while You right here Next to me my sweet dear The loss was great Your pain was our fate I know deep inside you will understand He was only a man When your father died He did not cry When you were born 2 years ago He loved your very presence But the war took him away without any hesitation He knew one day You will grow up and be able to play WIth your children You will in turn be able to love their presence Cause he died to give the US of A Freedom as a present
White Guy And A Black Guy
a black man and a white man work on the same job and the white man would come to work everyday talking about how he got sex every night and the black man was like " tell me how do u do it every night" the white man said "i go home take a shower and im smelling good and i say white woman white woman as white as a dave pull down thows sheet we abot to make love" so the back man comes in to work the next day and he is all messed up and the white guy goes what happined and the black said "well i when home and took a shower and i was smelling good and i said black woman black woman as big as a truk pull down thows panttys we about to fuck
What's Your Personality Type?
You Are An ISFJ The Nurturer You have a strong need to belong, and you very loyal. A good listener, you excell at helping others in practical ways. In your spare time, you enjoy engaging your senses through art, cooking, and music. You find it easy to be devoted to one person, who you do special things for. You would make a good interior designer, chef, or child psychologist. What's Your Personality Type?
What Year Do You Belong In?
You Belong in 1969 If you scored... 1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in! 1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too. 1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all! 1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day. 1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good! What Year Do You Belong In?
Anal Sex Tips
1. Anal intercourse is the least frequently practiced form of anal sex There are many ways to enjoy the anus erotically. The most common techniques include touching the anal opening with a finger while masturbating or stimulating a partner's anus during intercourse or oral sex. Some people enjoy the sensation of a finger -- their own or a lover's -- insinuated into their anal opening and gently rotated. Others may prefer the insertion of a dildo or vibrator beyond the anal opening and short anal canal into the larger rectum. Many men, including heterosexuals, favor this form of penetration. Oral-anal lovemaking is popularly known as rimming. The very idea disgusts some people. Others enjoy performing it or allowing themselves to be probed in this special way. 2. Anal stimulation, including intercourse, is not painful if done properly The belief that anal stimulation, especially intercourse, has to hurt is a persistent and dangerous myth. Just as pain anywher
It's almost Friday..Time to party soon! I wish today were Thursday.. I'd be happier! KISSES! Lady T
I Have A Question
Assuming there is a such thing as "truth serum" why can't the police force purchase it from the "government" and use it for kidnappings, serial killers and blah blah, ok...if i have made up truth serum in my head let me know but if i have grounds for my question and anyone has a response feel free to let it fly call me a dumb girl whatever blows your skirt up. These are the things i think of when i'm unsober :)
Licking Pussy.....
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whats white and round but not always round.
Female Ejaculation...or Squirting
Female Ejaculation...or Squirting Squirting is a phenomenon in which the female ejaculates, expels or squirts a clear, odorless, colorless (or sometimes white) fluid. Squirting almost always occurs as a function of climax. The composition of the fluid expelled is chemically similar to the fluid that is present in male ejaculate. [Which begs the question, "Who actually is responsible for creating the WET SPOT?" Men have claimed it for years. Now, those men may have to relinquish ownership once and for all. Which begs another question, "Does that mean that she still has to sleep in the WET SPOT?"] Some men find it disgusting and do not want their partners to squirt. Others may find it so exciting they request their partners to learn how to do it. In the exactly same manner that some women swallow semen, men often swallow the clear, tasteless fluid that definitely is not urine. In many women, fluid is not ejaculated. That may be because as a little girl, the femal
Fat Chick Facts
Big Beautiful Woman From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Redirected from BBW) The phrase "Big Beautiful Woman" (commonly abbreviated as BBW) is used by its proponents to denote an attractive, self-confident "woman of size". BBWs are also the focus of a subculture with interests centered on the acceptance, support, and admiration of fat women. Exceptionally large women are called SSBBWs, with the SS standing for "super size". Recently, "Hypersize" has come into use to describe women upward of 500 pounds. The term "BHM," which stands for "big handsome man," is not nearly as prevalent as the term "BBW." Men who are attracted to BBWs are known to the world at large and the media as "chubby chasers" or "fat admirers" although many men who admire such women do not use either term to describe themselves. Some of these men are attracted exclusively to BBWs, while others are simply attracted to good-looking women regardless of size. There are also a large number of lesbian women wh
Red hot heat burning from the core melt away all the fear a smooth touch from a careful hand wipe away all that came before lips fall gentle onto each other softly in the dark of night passion is put aside careful to not move so fast wants and needs long since forgotten desperation for a single touch intoxicating kisses fall upon swollen lips knowing they must part too soon the moon glows bright light a new path to follow caution tape ahead warning to procedd carefully wounded hearts reaching for each other fingers twisted together hold on tight embark on a journey faith and trust in the moon she will show them the way
The Art Of Rough Sex
The Art Of Rough Sex Making love is an integral part of most couple's lives and while some couples stick to the basic peaches and cream variety of sex, others opt to venture into more dangerous territory, hence rough sex. But don't get me wrong; rough sex need not involve violence (unless she's into that sort of thing), it can be, however, whatever you want it to be and you can take it as far as you and your woman are willing to go. Mildly sadistic behavior has become a widespread phenomenon in the bedroom and today's sex tip is all about showing your woman who the boss of the bedroom is. Uh, that would be you, buddy. She Moans Yes Now before you delve into all the sexual and potentially torturous fun that you're all giddy about, keep in mind that this kind of sex must be consented to beforehand. Whether it's your long-time girlfriend, wife or a one-night stand, you have to ensure that she's into the mildly painful event that may come up in the immediate future. A
The Five Factor Values Test
Your Values Profile Loyalty: You value loyalty highly. You're completely devoted to your friends and family. Even if they totally screw up, you're still there for them. Just make sure they're equally loyal to you! Honesty: You value honesty a fair amount. You're honest when you can be, but you aren't a stickler for it. If a little white lie will make a situation more comfortable, you'll go for it. In the end, you mostly care about "situational integrity." Generosity: You value generosity highly. So much so that you often put your own needs last. There's nothing wrong with having a caring heart... But you may want to rethink your "open wallet" policy. Humility: You value humility highly. You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are. And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better. You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor low. Tolerance: You value tolerance highly. Not only do you enjoy the company of those
Owens Denies He Tried To Kill Himself
Wednesday, September 27, 2006 news neighbor plus photos/multimedia legislature state nation world weather archives obituaries sports youth high school baylor college professional brazos living puzzles Elegant Bride bridal/anniversary wedding directory faith directory health pets movies waco today watercooler business stocks lottery opinion Letters to the Editor Editorials blogs Bear Blog Entertainment High School Football Little League contact us archives Help & FAQ subscriber services NIE staff directory reach the web staff set my homepage advertise Post Classified Ad Buy Print Ad Buy An Online Ad ETearsheet Signup customer service subscribe to podcast subscriber services subscribe make a payment Owens denies he tried to kill himself By JAIME ARON AP Sports Writer DALLAS — Flamboyant Dallas Cowboys receiver Terrell
"fool On The Hill By The Beatles
This is one of a couple songs that fits me perfectly Fool On The Hill (Lennon/McCartney) Day after day, alone on the hill The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still But nobody wants to know him They can see that he's just a fool As he never gives an answer But the fool on the hill Sees the sun going down And the eyes in his head See the world spinning around Well on the way, head in a cloud The man of a thousand voices talking percetly loud But nobody ever hears him Or the sound he appears to make And he never seems to notice But the fool on the hill Sees the sun going down And the eyes in his head See the world spinning around And nobody seems to like him They can tell what he wants to do And he never shows his feelings But the fool on the hill Sees the sun going down And the eyes in his head See the world spinning around He never listen to them He knows that they're the fools They don't like him The fool on the hill Sees t
"desperado" By The Eagles
And this is another one that fits me EAGLES LYRICS "Desperado" Desperado, why don't you come to your senses? You been out ridin' fences for so long now Oh, you're a hard one I know that you got your reasons These things that are pleasin' you Can hurt you somehow Don't you draw the queen of diamonds, boy She'll beat you if she's able You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet Now it seems to me, some fine things Have been laid upon your table But you only want the ones that you can't get Desperado, oh, you ain't gettin' no younger Your pain and your hunger, they're drivin' you home And freedom, oh freedom well, that's just some people talkin' Your prison is walking through this world all alone Don't your feet get cold in the winter time? The sky won't snow and the sun won't shine It's hard to tell the night time from the day You're losin' all your highs and lows Ain't it funny how the feeling goes away? Desperado
Tips 4 Naughty Sex
Vary the pace If you usually enjoy it soft, go for a bit of rough. If leisurely foreplay is generally your thing, indulge in a frantic quickie. Are soft moans your usual expression of pleasure? Try talking dirty for a change. You'll be stunned at the excitement this will generate  almost as exhilarating as taking a new lover! . Give yourself a Brazilian Don't just trim down there - remove the entire range of body furniture, and the sex will be electric. Removing the hairs hurts like hell, but many women who try this radical wax job never let the hairs grow back. Why? Partly because the mop of pubes that nature bestowed on women has a slight numbing effect during sex and partly because, let's face it, there's something breathtakingly naughty about leaving yourself exposed down there. 3. Go posh on the outside and slutty on the inside Teem foxy underwear with something prim on top, like a Maggie Thatcher blouse and a tweed skirt. You'll feel powerful, beautiful and
Strawberry Shortcake, What Does Your Dessert Choice Say About You????
If all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, Which would you choose (Sorry, you can only pick one!) Trust me...this is very accurate. Pick your dessert, then look to see what psychiatrists think about you. After taking this dessert personality test, Here are your choices: 1. Angel Food Cake 2. Brownies 3. Lemon Meringue 4. Vanilla Cake with Chocolate Icing 5. Strawberry Short Cake 6. Chocolate on Chocolate 7. Ice Cream 8. Carrot Cake Now, you can't change your mind once you scroll down, so think Carefully what your choice will be.............. OK - Now that you've made your choice this is what research says about you... 1. ANGEL FOOD CAKE -- Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day. Others perceive you as being childlike and immature at times. 2. BROWNIES -- You are adventurous, love new ideas, are a champion of underdogs and a
You Know Your Living In 2006 When......
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you
Drink And Fight, But Dont Smoke!
Okay check this out, I live about 5 min from the Pa border. They just banned smiking in restaurants and bars there. Cant smoke in Delaware either. Thank God too. I mean who wants to smell cigarette smike when you are getting tanked? and Im glad burning myslef with a lit cigarette is the last thing Im going to have to worry about when I get in a bar fight because Im too drunk. And well it might cut down on car fires at DUI scenes too. Maybe they should make smoing illegal everywhere. I mean since its just killing people like flies. Whats retarded is, there are more fat people than smokers, why dont they ban over eating? Or ban fat people from eating more than a normal portion in public? Oh I guess that would be discrimination. More fat people die from being overweight than smokers from smoking. So what gives? All in all smoking is the "safe" bandwagon this year. Its okay to hate smokers. Well, then lets go with the 'it smells bad' arguement. And just for giggles we can throw in t
A stirring from within Streatching for release Clawing Biting Trying to surface The demon within Begs for your pleasure Feed the beast lust Drink in her passion Lay down you kisses Upon my breast Glide your hands Stop when it gets wet Move into her warmth The beast will respond Give in to her desires Caress Drink in her soul Slide into her deeper No place else you should be Her warmth will keep you safe Let passion lead you Desire her She wont let you down She is wild and wanton Wet and warm Nourishing you Feeding your hunger side note: this kinda got me hot writing it!
What Age Will I Die..
You Will Die at Age 55 Not bad, considering your super wild lifestyle Want to live longer? Try losing a few bad habits. What Age Will You Die?
How Angry Are You
You Are 58% Angry Generally, you are not an angry person. But you're easily frustrated and enraged. You have one heck of a temper. And because of your anger, you tend to feel resentful and even spiteful. You already know how to quell your anger. You just need to do it more often. How Angry Are You?
Halloween Heaven Cake
c. shortening 1/2 c. sugar 4 eggs 3 c. sifted flour 2 1/2 tsp. baking powder 1/2 tsp. salt 1/4 c. milk 1/4 c. orange juice 1 c. chopped dates 1/2 c. chopped pecans 2 c. fresh cranberries, halved Cream shortening with sugar until light and fluffy. Add eggs one at a time. Beat well. Sift together flour, baking powder, salt and stir in milk and orange juice. Add dry ingredients to creamed mixture. Blend thoroughly. Fold in chopped dates, pecans and cranberries. Spoon batter into well greased and floured 10 inch tube pan. Bake at 350 degrees for 1 hour and 20 minutes. Frost with orange frosting (3 ounces cream cheese, 3 tablespoons orange juice and powdered sugar).
Hi All Iam Danielle
hi everyone iam danielle iam from maryland. i love to chat with friends an like to meet new friends to. iam very on going an kind an sweet
Continuous Wonder
light starting to appear into the room..forcing its way through the tiniest gap in the blinds... just a sign another night has passed and more dreams gone by never to be remembered...almost like stolen thoughts. stretchin my body over to take ahold of my newspaper...just laid in the bed reading a strange sense of tranquility washing over this is what peace and quiet feels like huh?.. i spoke to soon..almost at once a familiar sound ehoes around the room..a soft laughter and sound of mischief echoin round the room..then a small figure appearing underneath my newspaper..inches from my bold to approach with no second thought. all of a sudden making a remark that takes me aback in awe and confusion...."papi come play with me". papi? huh? this isnt my kid i dont recognise his face...although he should be mine from how stubborn he is and how adament he seems not to have his request ignored....almost instantly another figure appears..a woman this time with long stream
Special Poem
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep...wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when your in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks your just as pretty without make up, one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares, loves being with you, and how he's the luckiest guy in the world to have you.
Shadow Tears
shadow tears Shadow Tears I weep. You do not see it. I scream. No one hears it. I boil. Only you know. And they run, coursing my deepest fears, these Shadow Tears. I lock you out. And you break down the door. I push you away. And you bind my arms. I walk alone. Yet you are always there. And they fall, like dead soldiers, until my face molders. These Shadow Tears. I sow seeds of silent remorse. You do not provide the rain. I willingly die of thirst. You force me to drink. I bleed blood that isn't there. You give it name, and substance. And they break away pain that cries and leers, always, Shadow Tears.
Hello! Is anybody out there? I can vaguely see you. Is anybody really out there? Or am I just imagining this? What's happening, anyway? How come my mind keeps playing tricks on me? Is this for real? I don't actually believe it. Or do I? I see a car traveling this way, around the bend. Or do I? It is hard to tell, for sure. What am I doing here, anyway? Why does that guy keep honking at me? Oh, sorry. I must have been in a trance. Hmmm ... The hamsters must have stopped Spinning my cognitive wheels again. I'll jerk my head a couple times. There! That should get them going again. My nuts and bolts get loose sometimes. You don't say. My word! Is that so? What did you just say, anyway? I guess I wasn't paying attention, or something. Run that by once more. I don't get it. Are you talking garbage, or what? I still don't understand. Help!
Drop Of Love
A Special Drop of Love A special drop of love was deposited in my womb with care The unconditional love you give to me is so very rare When you were born, Oh! What a glorious day! I never knew there could be a love so strong I am so blessed, because in my heart there is a song A song of peace and assurance A song of strength and endurance When I look into your eyes, my heart feels your love A Special Drop of Love came from heaven above Your smile gives your face that special glow Whenever you look at me, my love for you continues to grow The Hugs! The Kisses! These are moments of pure gold They are treasures I have hidden deep within my soul Many told me you would not make it this far But look at you now, gleaming like a shining star Every sound you make is like music to my ears The look you give me helps wipe away my tears Many have wondered, "Why me?" I looked at you and wondered, "Don't they see what I see?" Many have wondered, "What am
How Independent Are You?
You Are 43% Independent Overall, you're a pretty independent woman. You don't follow trends just to fit in. You've got your own cool thing going on, though you sometimes still care too much about what other's think. How Independent Are You?
Confusious Says...
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Congrats To Me!
I made Psycho Level Cherry today! WHEE!!! *Takes a bow*
I Like Clogging My Arteries, Thank You...
I like clogging my arteries, thank you. Alright look, I know like it seems like all I do is bitch about stupid people...but do you really blame me? This article right here is bullshit. What happened to a free country! Look assholes, if I want to make myself fat and clog my arteries I will! And neither you nor your polly fucking prissy pants officials are going to do shit about it! It's the same thing with smoking! Stop banning smoking in my bars and restaurants! I don't ever want to go out anymore because then I have to haul my drunk ass up off the barstool to go outside to smoke! Bars are supposed to be about smoking and drinking and playing pool and getting thrown out. Seriously, I think the government needs to stop being so nosy and let people kill themselves the way they want to. Leave my greasy fatty food alone! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ NEW YORK - Three years after the city banned smoking in restaurants, health officials are talking about pro
I Feel Dumber Now.
Are you fucking serious right now. When are people going to realize that the problem in this country isn't the shit being taught, it's the people teaching it, and the students who aren't being given enough motivation or encouragment or beatings or what the fuck ever? Our country seems to get dumber every day. I've heard that there are even schools who have done away with "holding" a student back a grade, because it outcasts the student and lowers their self esteem. You have got to be kidding me. You pansy ass bleeding heart goddamn fucking liberals are killing me! Stop worrying so much about peoples self esteem and maybe worry about the fact that if you keep dumbing down our children to save their pitiful grade school reputations that won't mean a damn thing in college or heaven forbid they actually make it that far, the real world and focus on the fact that this country's education system has gone down the fucking tube and there's no happy pill at the end to make it all better. You w
Haven't Changed Much In 10 Years
You've Changed 40% in 10 Years Ah, the past! You may not remember it well - because you're still living in it. While you've changed some, you may want to update your wardrobe, music collection and circle of friends. How Much Have You Changed in 10 Years?
My New Hangout!!!!
Hey everybody just stoppin by to let everybody know that i created a new lounge to hang out in. Feel free to stop by and chat and hang out. Subscribe to it if you would like the more members the better. Here is the link. Thanks Just copy that and put it in your address bar. Shadys Lounge
*He said: I love you He means: I want to have sex . *He said: I love you too. He means: Now can we have sex? *He said: I'll call you. He means: Good-By *He said: Another glass of wine? He means: Drink up, we'll both look better. *He said: I've just been really busy with work. He means: i'd rather take a beating than spent another hour with you. *He said: It's not you, it's me He means: It is definitely you. *He said: Let's split the bill. He means: I'm a cheap bastard. *He said: Sure we can just be friends. He means: As long as we can do it naked. *He said: But we just spoke 2 days ago. He means: How can i miss you if you won't go away? *He said: I'm going out with the buys. He means: If Dave had breasts,i'd never see you again. *He said: I need space. He means: We are so over that I am thinking of goin into the witness protecion program to get away from you.
Nba Or Nfl??
NBA OR NFL? 36have been accused of spousal abuse7have been arrested for fraud19have b een accused of writing bad checks 117have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
My Song....
It Wasn't Me" (feat. Ricardo Ducent) (Yo', man) Yo' (Open up, man) What do you want, man? (My girl just caught me) You let her catch you? (I don't know how I let this happen) With who? (The girl next door, you know) Man (I don't know what to do) Say it wasn't you (Alright) Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Creeping with the girl next door Picture this, we were both butt naked Bangin' on the bathroom floor How could I forget that I had Given her an extra key All this time she was standing there She never took her eyes off me How you can grant the woman access to your villa Trespasser and a witness while you cling to your pillow You better watch your back before she turn into a killer Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner To be a true player you have to know how to play If she say you're not, convince her say a day Never admit to a word when she say makes a claim And you tell her baby no way But she caught me on the counter (It
What 2007 Car Should You Drive?
You Should Drive a Jaguar XK 4.2 You don't care how you get there as long as you get there with class. And having a little power doesn't hurt either! What 2007 Car Should You Drive?
The Beatles Lyrics - "something"
THE BEATLES lyrics - "Something" (Harrison) Something in the way she moves Attracts me like no other lover Something in the way she woos me I don't want to leave her now You know I believe her now Somewhere in her smile she knows That I don't need no other lover Something in her style that shows me Don't want to leave her now You know I believe her now You're asking me will my love grow I don't know, I don't know You stick around now it may show I don't know, I don't know Something in the way she knows And all I have to do is think of her Something in the things she shows me Don't want to leave her now You know I believe her now
Ooooh La La
Your French Name is: Laetitia Bourgoin What's Your French Name?
My Boobies Even Have
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I Should Be A Pirate
Your Pirate Name Is... Black Mistress of Death What's Your Pirate Name?
My Pirate Name
Your Pirate Name Is... Iron Neck Snapper Ned What's Your Pirate Name?
Graveyard Suicide
Graveyard Suicide © By Freddie Simmering I walked through the local cemetery last night It was so quiet, everyone was at peace I felt so welcome, so at home there among the deceased I begun thinking, why do I continue on why do I inhale even one more breath when all I dream of is the eternal slumber that can only be brought about by death Grief and pain are the only inhabitants of a soul which would otherwise be an empty space Was it time for the end? This was the choice which I faced After all, everyday is merely a continuation of the one which preceded it There have ben times when I felt slightly hopeful but there was never any hope when I most needed it And there is little I wish to recall the years are wrought with sadness I've lost my mind, a million times but I always find it again within madness As my heart has drifted along I knew it could not stay afloat with each day that passed I felt it sink deeper in misery's boat So there, amongst t
Are You A Socialist Or Capitalist?
You Are 12% Capitalist, 88% Socialist You see a lot of injustice in the world, and you'd like to see it fixed. As far as you're concerned, all the wrong people have the power. You're strongly in favor of the redistribution of wealth - and more protection for the average person. Are You a Socialist or Capitalist?
About Me
i have hazel blue eyes. my favorite colors are blue, black, & limbgreen. I love animals. my favorite animals are dogs, wolves & tigers. i live in clarksville, IN. i lisson to alot of different music. my birthday is april 20th, year i was born is 1990.
I Can See This Will Be Fun
I see we have a lot of nice people on here this is my first day on here and i hope to be on every day. I hope to meet a nice lady on here and again thanks to all that have welcomed me to LC
A friend told me something today that shouldn't be bothering me but it is. It really shouldn't but I can't ge the nagging out of my mind. I'm not sure what to do. I'm confused. I should just let her do what she wants. But I dont' want her to pay for it in the end. I'm confused.
The Birth Order Predictor
You Are Likely a First Born At your darkest moments, you feel guilty. At work and school, you do best when you're researching. When you love someone, you tend to agree with them often. In friendship, you are considerate and compromising. Your ideal careers are: business, research, counseling, promotion, and speaking. You will leave your mark on the world with discoveries, new information, and teaching people to dream. The Birth Order Predictor Funny....I was the first born....lmao
you know, i just wanted to say, that my name is kym!!! wahoo....but's my dad's bday, which is really cool, and this is another random note, if you can't's hard to write blogs on here...hmmm...i just dunno what to say...adam or matt, if ur reading this, then you rock...i need to go to the mall and pick up his cookie cake that mike moving out next month, im excited abou that...this week were doing a project where im pretending to be is really weird and especially embarrasing for me because of my history of social anxiety...i was actually afraid that i was gonna have a panic attack as i drove to the mall pregnant yesterday...but i found the other two girls so i was ok, cuz i was just afraid that i would not be able to find them...we are wearing helmets under maternity shirts, and it looks pretty definitely creates a huge belly tho, and the stares we receive from strangers is horrifying...oh well...i am at school in the computer l
Sorry everyone I've been busy moving thanks for the comments though!God did I miss L.C.!!!!
Another Update On Kadence
She's doing really good today. They removed her Iv completly and she weights 4lbs 3oz. Not much more to tell execpt that they checked her gluecose this a.m and it was 82 so things are looking up.
Louisiana Law
Louisiana Law A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going into retrieve it." The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own." The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things in Louisiana. We rule ourselves under the Napoleonic Code. We settle small disagreements like this with the Louisiana Three Kick Rule." The lawyer asked, "What is the Louisiana Three Kick Rule?" The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and
Fuck Friends
You know when someone isn't a true friend because they will pick some guy over there friends. I think it is totally fucked up when they say all they need is that guy in there life. You know that is totally brain washing someone if you ask me. They always need there friends if you ask me. Yea they may let you hang out with your friends but you know when they say all that you need is them. Fuck that. Then when your "best friend" pretty much says, all that they need is him. Fuck everyone who doesn't accept it. Come on now. That is fucked up. You are pretty much picking your "amazing guy" that you are "in love with" over friends. That is some total bull shit. I just don't understand how shit like this works I guess. I don't see how you can pick a guy over your closest friends. How you can just loose them over a dumb ass fucking guy. Maybe I am just stupid but I don't know. I know I would never EVER pick a guy over friends or family. That is for damn sure. Well peace! Co
I Still Like Being On Myspace But What Gets Me
about it isn't the Drama- I've been on LiveJournal for four years and there's even more opportunity for drama there; I don't enjoy it but ... I guess I haven't really "registered" that on MySpace yet (except for those beyond-silly "repost this or you're a fake friend so I'll drop you" bulletins. But then LJ has its own versions of that lemming... ah, you've got me being unfair to the noble lemming now. BLEAH.) Getting to the point for once in my life... It's the number of commercial profiles, of businesses in which I have no interest which pretend to be something else in order to get on my list on MySpace. I often humor them- unlike on LJ, just being a friend doesn't really get one that much preferment site-wise unless you're on my preferred list too and can read my interesting blog posts there- but I also get a bit impatient with people who communicate only by broad-band bulletin. (And in some cases have redirect Flash on their pages, and have, and get complimented for, c
Shout Outs
I wanted to give a shoutout to some people who have really been there for me when i needed someone. Melissa is always there.... Melissa@ LostCherry Penny for talking sense into me like always... JadEz@ LostCherry Robert.....The biggest sweetheart.....Love ya MasterslaveTrainer@ LostCherry Tron for always being concerned...... ~~TRON~~@ LostCherry
What Is The World Coming Too....
Today I sat and watched the news for hours as a hostage standoff went on in Colorado yet again. There is a fight between muslims and christians.... and everyone asks for a maricle. How can we sit and say that we are fighting a war on terror when we can't even protect our own children. I was sitting down with my family the other night having a discussion about the reasons that we are over in Iraq. It is funny that I see things in a completely different light, then my family. Maybe it is because I am one of the ones that stands behind the weapon, that I serve my country. Listen this is for all those that have never served their country. We, The Soldiers, are doing what it is that we are trained to do. We signed a contract to serve, even unto death, this country, its freedoms, and yes even our President. I know that many do not agree with decisions made by our government, but think about the position that the President, Congress, Senate, even the Leaders of our Armed Services are in.
U Spawned Them U Handle Them!
*shakes head* know the decision to have children is a definite right of choice to anyone with functioning reproductive organs..but shouldnt there be this fucking law written somewhere that states:If you have children..and you foolishly decide to take them into must beat them into submission if they refuse to act up?..I mean COME THE FUCK ON..*breathes* Ok I am not this child abuse advocate..infact those who know me WELL know I am very caring and loving to children..*grins*..but there has been this transformation to society that has appeared in my eyes..its the reversal of roles..the switching of titles..the bizzaro world of discipline..let me explain. Maybe I was asleep..lord knows I do sleep at times..maybe I was paying little to no attention to the world when this happened..*stares*..but WHEN the fuck did parents become the lesser of authority figures to their and point coming up: I was in Food Lion..yes I know that was my first mistake..that
Choices If you can't talk,sing,if you can't walk,jump,if you can't live,love...Nothing comes from nothing,hopes can't fly if you don't give them wings,imagination can't soar if you have it locked up.A singer must learn to speak,And a runner to walk,but once it's mastered,anything is possable.But what will happen?When you take your flight?Will you fall?Will your wings break?Or will you fly to a new horizon?It's up to you.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
Just Some Poetry I've Been Workin On
COMFORT ZONE Sitting alone on the bleechers, She wants to cry, She has no friends, Listening to people screaming all around, Laughter and friends, Dies down in the background, The event ends as quickly as it started, She walks out, Runs to her last two classes, Nervous as hell, Stands infront of a big crowd, Presentations are due, Waiting to screw it up, She starts and finishes as quickly as she came, A stranger says they like her accent, But they don't know its not an accent, Its real, She trys not to stand out so she stops talking, Afraid of being teased, Hoping to only find relief, The fears there, Shes scared, Wanting to get out of there, She starts thinking about death to end the misery from within, The bell rings, Running for the door, Back to her home, Her comfort zone. __________________________________________ When Love Isn't Blind Love, Its the way you look at each other, Its in your touch, It isn't to be
Here Is A Deal For Anyone Wanting To Do It.
If you make me a fan sign to put on my profile then I will put your link on my profile so everyone that goes to my page can check your profile out as well...let me know. BisexualVampyre
You are 75% stoner You are a fairly regular stoner. You are probably the kid who is always smoking up at the back corner of the parking lot of your high school. You like experimenting with other stuff – although you are too clever to really get addicted to anything. Take this quiz at
"She said there is no reason and the truth is plain to see But I wandered through my playing cards I would not let her be oh oh yeah one of sixteen vestel virgins that were leaving for the coast And though my eyes were open they may as well have just been closed" Neil Young This is probable one of the most powerful songs I have heard in a long time. I dont care for Neils voice, but fuck can he paint a picture with words. Zakk Wylde remade this song with only piano. I like that one better. The mood is somber and reflective. And it forces you to look at yourself. How amazing is that! I wish I could write like that. Music. I love music. I have this really spiritual connection to it. Especially those guitar solos know, move mountains. Or even that one note that makes your soul cry. lots of music can do that for me. Could be the bluesy raspy voice of Warren Haynes from Gov't Mule/Allman Brothers. Or a lick from Santana. Maybe its one note from David Gilmoure, or
Frist Blog
I will be posting was intersting stories of both past and present real life happings of life in the hospital and out on the streets as a medic.
Yet Another Tragedy
There has been another school shooting here in Co. It's tragic anywhere really. It's just a huge tragedy when terrible things like this happen. It's not fair when young people die because of the evil in others. Sick fucking bastards.
Enter Your Pet!!
ok i'm doing it!!!! send me your cutest pet pic u want me to rip to enter in the LC CUTEST PET!! one pet per photo you cant enter more than one pet can not be photoshopped no blasts or sticky bulletins to get votes 1st 2nd and 3rd place wins LC gift Let's get this started!!! PLEASE REPOST begins friday at 12 am central
Goodbye Top Photos
yes im turning them off im tired off seeing porn bots and anorexic chicks sad but true some one should start a charity and get those girls some bacon
Another Day Another Cardinals Loss
Still bored dont really know anyone here but my fathers family(remarried) looking to meet some interesting people and hang out and have some fun.
Which 1 Is Better?
One, two, Dustin's coming for you! Three, four, better not lock your door! Five, six, Better give me a kiss! Seven, eight, better stay up late! Nine, ten, you'll never sleep again! or the original One, two, Freddy's coming for you! Three, four, better lock your door! Five, six, grab your crucifix! Seven, eight, better stay up late! Nine, ten, you'll never sleep again!
I Got Money
hey everyone i got lostcherry money so if u get me a gift ull def get one luv ya
Pit Of Love
The Love we shared was as real as the "i love you" you spoke nothing but a candyland fairytale of what we always hoped your i love you's held me close at night when i felt so alone and forgotten your kisses felt like hot apple cider on a cold winters day your hugs made me feel complete with you presed up against me then you took it all away... my world.. my life... my everything... the butterflie's i got when i saw you turned into a knot that went up to my throat. the only person who i have loved so much that i spilled tears over turned into someone i hate yet i still love you my life was you my strength was you my dreams were you you brought a sweetness to my life... you knew my weakness's, my faults, my temper. now your a knife in my back... a bullet in my heart.. bleeding i lay here... my blood spillling on your photo of us.. crying my tears of hate and sobs of love.. my breakdown this time will be my final goodbye i wish you enough.. enough love to hate en
Cleaning Up About Me Profile
Moving this here to make the profile easier to read You're a Guardian! You're known among your friends as a pillar ofstrength-- and to you that is the highestcompliment you could get from them. You spendyour life helping others by watching out forthem. Sometimes you might get taken forgranted for all you do, but if someone needsyou, they can count on you to be there. What type of person are you? (with pics) brought to you by Quizilla interpretive *~ What kind of dreamer are you? ~* brought to you by Quizilla Dark magician. You love the dark because of it'sbeauty and just the life that no-one else sees.Mysterious, calm, quiet... But that doesn'tmean you're not friendly! Please rate ^^ What kind of dark person are you? brought to you by Quizilla FROZEN QUEEN/ KING You dont want love to come through to you. You likeit the way you are. To be unreachable, no needto show feelings. Hiding everything inside you.You are already used to it. You say yourselfthat yo
What Is Your Life Path #?
Your Life Path Number is 3 Your purpose in life is to express your unique self. You are a creative and artistic person with an interesting view on life. Witty and outgoing, you enjoy sharing your crazy ideas with anyone who will listen. A total social butterfly, you're the life of any party. In love, you inspire and enchant your partner. You are often an object of fantasy and desire. While you are very talented, you sometimes lack the ambition to put your talents in play. And while your wit carries you a long way, you occasionally use it to mask your true feelings. Your natural abilities can bring you all the success in the world ... if you let themWhat Is Your Life Path Number?

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