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Every fukkin' morning it's the same thing! What am I supposed to do? When I wake up with a morning wood, and I have to take a huge piss? Nobody thought of that when they invented the toilet did they? I'm going to invent a special "hood" for my toilet so I can piss up into it with a satisfied smile. The alternatives? Waiting in agony, or giving myself a shower HA HA HA!
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