Customer: “Why was my return denied?”
Me: “Ma’am, the system is showing us that you have recently made a lot of returns without a receipt. When this happens, corporate flags your ID and you can’t make any non-receipt returns for a while. It’s to prevent theft.”
Customer: “I’m not stealing. In fact, I have a lot of money. My boyfriend is a street pharmacist and he has a lot of money.”
Me: “A what, ma’am?”
Customer: “A street pharmacist! He sells dope.”
Me: “That is more information than I want to know ma’am. You have a good day.”
