Customer: “Where can I find your carrot tops?”
Me: “We don’t sell carrot tops, but you can buy the whole carrot.”
Customer: “But I need to feed my rabbit her carrot tops!”
Me: “If people buy carrots would you like me to ask them if they’d like their carrot tops cut off and I can save them for you?”
Customer: “Oh that’d be lovely! I’ll come back next week after her therapy session. Her therapist thinks she has an anxiety disorder.”
