WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY Don't forget to mark your calendars..
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than
his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4
PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house
completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your
block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All
patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to
see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American
women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is
further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.. The American government
appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your
participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America!
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at
least 5 people, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and
are in the position of posing as a national threat.
