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A short guy is sitting at a bar just staring at his drink for
half an hour.
When this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink,
Gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing
stare As if to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it?
The poor little guy starts crying.
"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," the biker says.
"I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs.
I can't do anything right.
I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me.
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen, and I don't
have any insurance.
I left my wallet in the cab I took home."
He continues, crying even harder.
"Then I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me.
So, I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my
life, then you show up and drink the damn poison."
