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Same Ole Same Ole
I've been gone for a little over a week. Returning tonight I see the mumms are still NOT mumms but everyones getting away with it. SO I have to ask myself this....are the haters gone or lurking? Are the Bouncers gone or lurking? Does Fubar really care even? I think they need to rename that section of the Fu features to fubar free for all. I have read 10 mumms and not one was actually making up any ones mind...most were whats your opinion questions and wastes of time to even bother reading.
Ex-girlfriend - With All My Heart
Here all alone just looking at the four wallsHoping You will decide to give me a call I will be waiting Knowing I told you I had things to do So foolish Didn't want to know how much I want you And baby Bridge: I'm so used to getting hurt My heart is always on alert But the truth really is... I love you Chorus: Come to me oh can't you see I'm only lonely I know that I loved you right from the very start With all my heart More than I realize boy I need to See you Once you're mine I'll never let us drift apart With all my heart With all my heart With all my heart Take you to my house, introduce you to my bedroom And show you Yes I'm kinda shy but I know what to do Until you let me Hoping that you'll see right through me And tell you 'Cause in your arms is where I should be Bridge (repeat) Chorus (repeat) I just know you're my one and only I hope you know this Waiting for you is what I'll do That's because I love you baby Baby baby baby
The Comment Game
Why is it people get so bent out of shape about comments? I have done it myself. We see a comment on someoen's page we care about and get jealous, or angry or who knows what. If someone say soemthing sweet, or emotional, or loving in a comment, it doesnt mean that they feel the same as soemone else. For example, if I leave a comment saying you make me feel special, or make me smile. Then I say the same thing to someoen else, it doesnt mean the exact same thing. We hav different relationships with different people. Just because the words may say the same thing , does not mean they mean the same . or render the same emotions. Only the person I send them too will know the context the coem in. Because they know the extent of the relationship or friendshiop we have. My biggest bef with the Comment game is someoen who says one thing, then when you se there comments it is the opposite of what they say. Vut to much importance is being placed on these stupid comme
Still Testing No Need To Comment
a big Rosy Hug for you Courtesy of call 911 your so hot Courtesy of roses for a lady vase of 12 Courtesy of you make me Purr Courtesy of roses for lovely lady Courtesy of cherrylicious day Courtesy of Dreaming of you Courtesy of a friend Courtesy of paws on you Courtesy of make me purr Courtesy of dreaming of you Courtesy of
Skin so cold I knew you'd go away And now I put you down to lay Nothing to feel for you This was our last dance Closer and closer, it's time to surrender To the desire that you cannot mention Don't try to breathe Don't try to run away But I'm reaching for the sky Won't you please stay With a smile I watch you go You'll never know I didn't cry With a smile I saw you die You'll never know I didn't cry No more fear They said you were so weak And now I put you down to lay Nothing to feel for you This was our last dance
Two Different Contests
Get More at here are some links to a couple of comment bombing contests i am in.... need to get to 400 to reach the next level in contest... i am currently at 44 comments, contest is for the first to reach 5000 comments... leave a comment if you like...if not dont worry about it...
i found this quote and when i read it it really hit home "*~* Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets So, love the people who treat you right and forget about the ones who don't.Always believe that everything happens for a REASON. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody ever said it would be easy...they just promised it would be worth it. *~*
Holy Fucking Jumpin Gummie Bears! Omg Omg Omg!
I just got the best birthday present ever!!!!! You are reading the typing of the NEWEST face of Dangerous Curves Designs!!!!! True..I'll be nude, possible doing spread shots, and have a strip tease video! But who gives a shit? I'M GOING TO BE MODELLING!!! All expenses paid! I am so excited, I'm crying! I'm finally getting to do something with my life that I enjoy doing and getting paid for it! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! AND THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR ALL THE CARDS, CAKE, BALLOONS, AND KIND WORDS! YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAZZY
Slow down and let others take center stage. It's a good day for you to play it safe -- big risks are much less likely to pay off, and you need to hedge your bets as much as you can. Someone close needs advice. This horoscope is completely on the ball today.
Baseball Game
Last friday my company hosted Pool party at the wave pool in La Porte. They had some door prizes and I won 6 tickets to the Astros game last night. I have to say the kids had a great time at the pool it was not crowded and the weather was so nice, it was in the evening so once the sun is down is not too hot but the water temp is still warm, it felt soooo good!!! Afterwords we went to McD's and had happy meals and burgers...the kids wanted toys but they did eat their food, so is all good. We went to the game last night, my son, mom, dad, nephew and one of my nephews friend(my sis was supposed to come but she ended up working.) We had some good seats, dogout level...I got some good pictures of the players, the Houston Astros got 2 home runs last night, they won the game but the Washington Nationals put up a good fight, so I think it was a good game. I am not real big on baseball myself but my dad and the kids are, it was fun...
Freaky Sex Test
How much of a freak are you?The Biggest Freak PossibleCongratulations! You rank right up there with the likes of Lil Kim & the freakiest of them all. You are willing to try anything once. And ALWAYS find pleasure out of the opposite sex.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
Darrel Hunsbedt
Those who race through life finish first. ~Darrel Hunsbedt --------------- Good thing I'm not the competitive type. ♥Sixxy
Jim Morrison's Ghost On Film
Trial (courtroom)
Being on trial is a common dream event, although it sometimes gets acted out in uncommon ways. Our society is oriented towards problem-solving through litigation. The result is that lawsuits have become the new lottery of our era. Being tried for your actions in dreams can be a non-sense sort of dream insofar as you may be tried for something against which there are no laws. In addition, the roles of the court characters may be filled by friends, co-workers, a spouse, siblings or other family members. In dreams of this case, you may fear that your life is being over-scrutinized in waking. There may be secrets that you are keeping deep within the subconscious that need to be processed. If you are in one of the legal roles in your dream it is likely that you feel a need to protect yourself. This may be protection from the influences or dishonest conduct of others, or a general feeling that people are not leveling with you. If you are defending another, it may be that you feel life
Working On My Playlist
Open my profile and scroll down a bit and listen to my music playlist. If you are into the 80's you might like my selection. Bon Jovi, Duran Duran, Huey Lewis and the News and so much more.
Just wanted to say hello to every one
Weekly Sat & Sun 2 - 4 Pm
Son Always Spittin!
Oh Boy! Its ur # 1 Original comin to get yall in tha booth,cause i'm tha Chossen Child and u ain't me dawg and u could never be like Son tha Plantation Village Boy comin to get me like a an Irisn man in tha Locness wit tha monster and dats how i rhyme chump robbbery of ur motherfuckin mind so come get done if u want some boy i'll flip u like a surfboard den travle back to my spot in tha sunshine state woodie what u think if i fucked ur chick and give her back wit dick breath boy u better back back tha fuck off of me when u standin next to Tha A Dot C ready to blast ur ass back to tha past it ain't no secret when i boucne back and keep it wit dis flowmaitic 101 in tha booth shit raw and teachin shit don't hate on me,cause i'm bein me and doin my thang wit dis rap shit i'm frum Tha Parish Down Tha Road in tha Plantation Village V-Town is also my roots now i'm holdin my ground in Port St.Joe,Florida 30 mintues away frum Panama City now ain't nobody buckin on me dey know what i am and wher
We Belong
Thank you for giving me the chance to say, "I Love You" and for revealing the beautiful side of life that I never knew. You awakened a heart that was lonely and numb, and now I'm hopeful for what shall come. Never again shall I lie awake and weep, for beautiful dreams of you fill my sleep. Before I was weak, but now I own a maoutain's might because I have you and we belong tonight.
im going to make this abundantly clear...if you are an asshole, a wanker, a twat, a douchebag, or any other explicid word you can think of...then shut the fuck up and dont bother tryin to rap to me...clear enough yeah? excellent, cheers
help me get points and my wife too
My Only End Of Summer Haiku
This will be my only end of summer haiku, so don't bother asking. My long time friend, I have never wanted to call you by name, But now I know I must call you Sorrow.
V Is For Vegan
(this is something i wrote for my new zine) V is For "VEGAN". my husband became Vegan about 8-9 months ago. at that time i became vegan-ISH. becos i saw how much better he felt & he started to lose weight. i was trying to lose weight & get in shape so i stopped eating meat as well. i still occasionally eat foods that contain dairy but i now use organic butter & almond milk. (sometimes soy milk.) i have lost 10 pounds and my husband jamie has lost about 30 pounds!!! just by changing our eating habits...& we feel a lot healthier since we have gone organic!! jamie had watched videos on the PETA website (i still can't bring myself to watch them) so that's what made him take this step--pretty much overnight. cos we were big carnivores & had steak dinners on a regular basis & pretty much lived off of fast food last year. & that's how we had gained so much weight in the first place. but after watching "fast food nation" i was totally horrified & disgusted by it & will never eat a hambuger
She has a smile so rare and beautiful, like a desert flower! An isle in the middle of the sea, the view from the tallest tower.... Ensnares me, I'm the fish on a hook, a thirsty plant in a midday shower! I can never get enough.... I'm a ravenous lion, she's the antelope I devour!
Big Pimpin And Havin A Helluva Good Time At It!
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Crazy E-mails
I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an email to seven of my friends
And To Think I Thought That I Had A Few Good Friends.......
I posted a bulletin three hours ago about something important and no one I mean NO ONE on my friends, fans or family list has even been in to read it much less repost it. You guys have no heart. This man lost his life for you to have your freedoms. I went to school with him and with Matthew (someone else who lost his life over there and is mentioned in the article). I was very clsoe to Matthew. All y'all want to post is bullshit bulletins well that is fine I will no long repost your crap for you. This is one more reason for me to shorten the amount of time that I spend on here and clean out all of my lists. I hope that you are all shown the same kind of respect that you are showing our service members who lost their lives for YOUR FREEDOMS!!!!!!!! I miss you Matt... and Garrett will be missed just as much. May you rest in God's loving hands and feel the joy of his presence.... Bulletin Contents: THIS WAS IN OUR LOCAL NEWSPAPER FRIDAY MORNING. HE IS A GREAT GUY AND HE IS A MEMBERA
Ive Come To Realize This
im beginning to notice that a lot of my friends only come to me when they need or want something. no matter what it is a ride here, a ride there. and its because i let them walk all over me. like i dont even matter. ill be suprised if anyone even reads this because they dont care to hear what i have to say anymore. all they care about is what they want. it doesnt matter to them how bad they hurt me or how even though i try to do everything for them they dont do hardly anything for me. im starting to realize that and its about time. i deserve friends that want me around and treat me with the respect i deserve. so starting today im oging to say what i feel and not hold anything back because i know that they wont care anyway. well thanks for listening (if anyone even does). gotta go to work. lata.
A Good Laugh
It's a Saturday morning & Pete is just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the bloke who fixes the washing machine is coming around noon. So Pete heads back to the clubhouse and phones home: "Hello?" says a little girl's voice. "Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says Pete. "Is Mommy near the phone?" "No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank." After a brief pause, Pete says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!" "Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!" "Okay, then. Here's what I want you to do. Put down the phone, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door, and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car has just pulled up outside the house." "Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy." "And what happened?" "Well, Mommy jumped out of the bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped o
My First Bi Time
Well girls, you wanted the story of my first bi experience, here it cums… I have to go back a few years, I was 17 at the time, and still naive to much of the world. It's not that I hadn't gotten a lot of attention, but of course it had all been from guys. As a matter of fact I got pretty popular with some of the older guys, which confused me for a long time until one of my "boyfriends" confessed that my first lover, (at 13), had spread the word around about what kind of girl I was… Lisa and I worked together at the Buckle. She was so freaking hot. We would flirt but it was always playful and everyone in store did it. After we closed the “older” crowd would go over to a house and party the night away…I always had to go home because of school and stuff. One Friday night I went with them…wow! I rode with Lisa but she said that we had to stop by her place so she could change. She lived in a nice apartment and offered me some get me “started”. Then she came out with her 3 fo
Carlos Vives - La Gota Fria
Let Me Know!
Hi Everyone! Thanks you to all my friends, i'm new to this and just getting the hang of it. I would love some pointers if i could and maybe the way of the jedi's know all. Please let me know if you can help a friend out! Luv, Sonya xx
Master Rebel Level Up
HELP HIM IF YOU CAN THANKS ALL Master Rebel..rl hubby, owner, MASTER and PROTECTOR of ct's pussay@ fubar
Still Looking For A Special Crush
I need a Special Crush Come on Ladies Help me Here Please!!!!!!!!!!!
Come On Lady's Yall Know U Wanna
Ok everyone here it kerry has accepted the challenge that if we get 40 ppl in the lounge she will do some moanin on air so get ya asses in here and help us embarress this girl. ON AIR NOW DJ TEASE !!!
Centering And Grounding A Room Using Stones
Centering and Grounding a Room Using Stones Crystals amplify energy, and it is for this reason that they are used in energy healing as a way to amplify a particular healing vibration. SIMPLE SOLUTION: Some are so strong and powerful their vibration can shift the energy in a room, and even an entire house or ecosystem. "It is believed that crystals are natural purifiers of subtle energies because they absorb negative energies and transmit only those frequencies of a positive, beneficial nature," writes Richard Gerber, MD, in Vibrational Medicine. Learn how to center and ground a room in your home using stones! English author Sue Phillips, in her book, Healing Stones, has taught me much about finding healing stones just there, where you are, in your garden, or in a field. Whenever I thought of finding new stones for energy healing purposes, I always went to a store!. I hadn't looked out of my front door at the rocks there, or spent time with the pebbl
Sorry I Havent Been Around
Life has been so crazy lately w/ everything thats going on (most of you already know the details, and i dont feel like going into them right now) I havent had much time to check emails and things like that. I posted some new pics, miss the club dearly, hopefully will be back soon. The kids are doing great, and work sucks. Being a single mom isnt easy, but its well worth it to raise them right. anyways just poppin by to say miss ya'll and see you soon i know where to find everyone :) and if you dont know where to find me, check out the complex on wednesday nights, i might be there :)
Same Headache Day 2
Wow... I cannot stand this headache. It is now day # 2 and I still have it. I think I will spend the day in bed and try to get rid of it.
i just wanted to say hi to all my friends and that im sorry i havent been on here but i did miss u all
93, I am a Thelemite..would like to meet like minded. I live in C. WI. My interest are BDSM,Music. (rap, oldies.rock,HM,blues,and some clasical. No Jazz! I like reading "Stephen King" ..king is the only Fiction I will read! I always laugh..I hate bad moods and can always look on the bright side. I hate television..with a couple exceptions..Family Guy..Southpark.. Forensic files, Hist channel.etc,Weather Channel, some re-runs of old sitcoms..(seinfield..frasier..will and grace..king of queens..still standing)..oh and I like the comedy channel.. and certain shows on animal planet!! -To be very clear..TV for me is # 2 to music and discussion!!!! I use it to sleep! It is my goal is to push myself to the line before death. I will leave the rest for later.
Beauty Is Only Skin Deep !
Some of da ladies in "Cherrytap or Fu-bar, too modest. They think, they are too pretty or Beautiful to accept your friendship. "Beauty is only skin deep"
Reality Check 1 2
reality check 12 I am who i am, no cover ups no lies and yes i do what i have to in order to survive.I am the girl that was on top of her game always the one that was envied and got the fame, but see reality hit a slap in the face i tumbled from the top and brought my family disgrace. But years have passed and yes i made my mistakes i have no regrets not only did they change me they made me into the woman i am today. i lovemy life, my child and i work for what i want. things dont always go my ways and yes many nights i have cried myself to sleep over things i have done in my past. I have learned and now i step up i take a hold and yes i am being very blod. cause from this day on i am not that giel i am that woman that is on top of her game and gaining her fame.i do it honest i do it right and i will survive. My life is full of heartache and let down but at the same time there are so many things that just make me smile and those are the moments that pull me through and make me want
1. At least two people in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 4. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 5. You mean the world to someone. 6. If not for you, someone may not be living. 7. You are special and unique. 8. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you trust God to do what's best, and wait on His time, sooner or later, you will get it or something better. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good can still come from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: most likely, you turned your back on the wor
These Colors Do Not Run
Back To The Cardiologist.....update
Well I had the appointment today...well I have to wear the monitor for 30 days, October 11th will be the last day. I tried my damndest not to have to wear it, but they said they need to monitor my heart crucialily...They did an EKG today...not so good, I have an arrhythmia, its beating at times too fast in the lower area of my heart its called Ventricular Tachycardia... so they are making me wear the monitor, to get the information on how fast its beating or how many beats per minute it beats, so they can more tell how to treat it. Its a lethal disruption of a normal heartbeat, it basically keeps the heart from pumping blood normally throughout the body. It can be caused by low potassium, which is what they seem to think the problem might be so they are thinking that they can maybe treat it by upping my potassium...they may not even have to treat it, or they may put me on medicines used to treat it...the last and only way they would be able to treat it is to do surgery and put in a pac
You And Me
today is 9-11 thousands of people lost loved ones .... i hope to god i never lose u send to all people u dont want lose
And So It Goes
This song touches me in a certain way only a few know. And So It Goes In every heart there is a room A sanctuary safe and strong To heal the wounds from lovers past Until a new one comes along I spoke to you in cautious tones You answered me with no pretense And still I feel I said too much My silence is my self defense And every time I've held a rose It seems I only felt the thorns And so it goes, and so it goes And so will you soon I suppose But if my silence made you leave Then that would be my worst mistake So I will share this room with you And you can have this heart to break And this is why my eyes are closed It's just as well for all I've seen And so it goes, and so it goes And you're the only one who knows So I would choose to be with you That's if the choice were mine to make But you can make decisions too And you can have this heart to break And so it goes, and so it goes And you're the only one who knows
get with me here people. new pix. leave a comment or 2. get to see lil ol' me as a youngster .lol. also new poems.check it out.
Big Brother ???..some Scary Stuff Here
If anyone out there really cares about life, liberty, and Freedom. I highly suggest you watch this video clip on The subject is regarding implantable RFID chips and the National ID card. This is some of the most scariest stuff I've ever seen and heard. Screw security, this is my personal freedom their screwing with. Think about it. They say if you got nothing to hide, it shouldn't matter. Regardless, its still a choice. My choice. The sad thing is nobody is doing anything about it.
My Piercing
Well peeps it took 2,214 profile views and one insane dumb shit lady to come to the conclusion that if a guy has a pierced tongue then he is gay. Meaning that I am 100% gay. She had nothing better to do other then argue this point with me. I don’t care one way or the other what she thinks and says. You can read her blog, she left a link in my profile comments on my page. The interesting part is that she is under the assumption that a guy with a pierced tongue going down on a women does nothing for the women what so ever. Now I am sure this is true for some women. Every one is different, but I also know its a huge turn on for some women and does bring pleasure. Just wondering what your thoughts were on this topic?
Sundays: Why I Love 'em...
Waking up in my husbands arms, just lounging and strecthing and maybe some lovin' before getting out of bed. Taking some time to drink our fresh brewed coffee with quietness before the munchkins get up and start wondering or begging for breakfast. Having a family breakfast, sometimes it's as simple as a bowl of Cheerios and sometimes we go elaborate and have a big country breakfast with all the fixin's. Then we usually just laze around and relax most of the day, maybe do some minor yard work or household chores. All before waiting for our cherished Sunday afternoon NASCAR race or NFL football game to begin. Sometime we'll watch a movie later on after all the sports are done, but we ALWAY have a family dinner together. Again, it could be as simple as hot dogs with Mac'n'cheese or we'll go all out and have a BBQ, or a roast with the works. All that really matters is that we spend our time together as a family, doing what we love. That's what I Love about Sundays.
Don't Laugh.. Just Trying Something Here.
As I lay here in deep thought My mind wonders to your enchanting smile I long to hold you , heart to heart for eternity Holding you in my arms is like holding the world I have never felt a love such as this I wonder why God has granted me this great gift Am I worthy of such splendor Do I deserve such wonders My heart aches at the thought of being away from you Every moment I am gone seems like millineums I am lost, lost without you by my side Lost without your heart next to mine Can there be such love in this place Can it be true Are you the one true gift from God My only desire is to hold you close to me Forever and Eternity , My everything
For A Birthday Present!!
I was hopeing to have my crush step up and let themselves be known to me!!or if you have a crush on me like me love me want me ect... well lets see if anyone will own up to being my crush and maybe more!!happy birthday to me..alone again!!edwin
Time Out Time
why do we Rise to the occasion... while we Lower our expectation. I have to find a new way... To squeek by the day....delay. That's what I'll do... Take time out and write this for you. My time-out-time is quickly fading Gotta go...thanks for reading!
In The News
"In just a few moments, we will be covering the press conference from City Hall, downtown Fairview Heights. We will bring that to you live, as it happens." (OK, I'll bite. WHEN THE FUCK ELSE COULD YOU BRING IT TO ME LIVE?)
It's Screaming Not Venting.
There isn't any particular reasoning for writing this. Cedar Point was awesome..ppl I talk to all the time have already heard this tons of times since I've been back.Sorry and stuff. Well I thought I'd let you ppl know I am no longer Ali. I'm moving to the mtns and changing my name to Helga. I will also have a dog named Goat. Candy will also be accompanying me. She is gonna be Raspnancy. We will plant our own food and live off the land.If any men named Steve is to step foot on Mt. Cornbread they will me maimed and fed to Goat. Please make sure to send Xmas cards and lots of presents. Signing OFF -HELGA
The finest parts of me Are only shades of you To put aside the ties that bind Is the goal of man I give my word To stand the test of time No more wasted days The past must perish The line is drawn I pledge my devotion There is no turning back This heart is yours I sacrifice for you For you For you This is immortal The finest parts of me Are only shades of you With each passing day This heart is endless No more wasted time We are immortal The line is drawn I pledge my devotion There is no turning back This heart is ours I sacrifice for you For you For you This is the everlasting This is immortal Your words are my inspiration Your life, the image of perfection For all you are For all you've done I strive to be in your reflection The line is drawn I pledge my devotion -Killswitch Engage
So I got suspended from work today. Was embarrassing sitting there in the boss' office being reprimanded. Apparently a friend I worked w/ until Friday when she quit, left her computer logged on her ID and left her Inbox wide open for everyone to see and one of the supervisors saw it. Well its spurred an IS investigation into her internet usage and because her and I emailed back and forth quite a bit they delved into my emails as well...So I got suspended for writing personal e-mails at work. Ugh, I'm mad at her for being so stupid. I know we're not supposed to be doing anything personal at work, but everyone does it. Even the bosses. But its kind of an unwritten thing that its fine as long as you don't get caught and her stupid ass got us caught. At least I was only suspended for the one day. I just wish it had been Friday!
Its Been Fun
Almost Lover
Your fingertips against my skin The palm trees swaying in the wind in my chase You sang me Spanish lullabies The sweetest sadness in your eyes Clever trick I never wanna see you unhappy I thought you want the same for me Goodbye my almost lover Goodbye my hopeless dream I'm trying not to think about you Can't you just let me be? So long my luckless romance My back is turned on you Should've known you'd bring me heartbreak Almost lovers always do We walked along a crowded street You took my hand and danced with me In the shade And when you left you kissed my lips You told me you'd never ever forget these images No I'd never wanna see you unhappy I thought you'd want the same for me Goodbye my almost lover Goodbye my hopeless dream I'm trying not to think about you Can't you just let me be? So long my luckless romance My back is turned on you Should've known you'd bring me heartbreak Almost lovers always do I cannot go to the ocean I cannot try the
Whats Your Lvl Of Freak In Bed (i Got A 59)
My Ex And His Crap
My ex is taking or attempting to take me to court over our daughter who I have complete custody of. He has no leg to stand on and is trying to get me blocked from shipping to Basic training. I took Samantha to TX to stay with my family who want to spend holidays with her and this is the first time they have met her. She's happy and safe. Now he's trying to tell me no JAG is going to be able to help me in civilian matters. He's an idiot at best and I dislike him so much. I just want to leave and get this over with but can't until I"m sure this is all good and he doesn't go try to kidnap Sam.
Stuffed Bell Peppers
Recipe Corner AWHL BYLINE SPRING/SUMMER 2007 Ingredients 6 Large red, yellow or orange peppers 2 Tbsp Olive oil 1 Onion, finely chopped 1/2 lb (250 g) Mushrooms, finely chopped 1/4 cup (50 ml) Fresh parsley, finely chopped 1 lb (500 g) Lean ground chicken (can also use beef) 1 cup (250 ml) Cooked rice 1/3 cup (75 ml) Parmesan cheese 1/4 cup (50 ml) Bread crumbs 1 Egg 1 jar Pasta Sauce 1 cup (250 ml) Mozzarella cheese 1/2 tsp Salt and pepper for seasoning Stuffed Peppers Source: Maple Lodge Farms Ltd. Preparation Method: 1 Cut tops off peppers and set aside. Remove the seeds and membrane from each pepper. In a saucepan, heat oil; cook onion, mushrooms, and parsley until tender. Remove from heat. 2 Combine cooked mixture with chicken, rice, Parmesan cheese, bread crumbs, egg and ¼ cup pasta sauce. Sea-son with salt and pepper. Spread remaining pasta sauce in baking dish. 3 Fill peppers with chicken mixture and cover with pepper tops. Place peppers
An Update
I have decided to stay on tap which is now fubar. I'm not going to be on much though because me and my baby are going through some rough times. Hopefully soon we will have it all took care of though. Love ya all. Hugs Trista
What The Hell...
What the hell made you choose your name... i've seen some of you scroll through with badass names being sweethearts and the reverse... and names that just make you go WTF were you thinking!!! so me first... sin is from sinamynlee, it's a name i wrote poetry with over a decade ago. kinkstar was created when they decided to lock pornstar. pornstar was a nickname given to me by lounge friends so i kept it. :p Next????
Why Couples Don't Have Sex!!
Body: Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be asleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry
Dare To Climb These Stairs
Dare To Climb These Stairs
Fat Rant
If ya haven't seen this Fat Rant, take a gander. Fat Rant
Help Me Out A Lil....
so. i have to say that i think im an pretty generous person when it comes to helping people out. when i see a friend need help i almost always do what i can to help them. i even whore them out to get more people to help. its not very often that i ask people to help me personally (its normally for my friends). but this one time im going to ask you to actually help me. im in a contest and would love more then anything to win it. ive been in 2 contests before, and lost both. please help me this time! Randi-Marie if you could also post bulletins/blogs to try and get more people to help it would be very much appriciated!!! thank you in advance xoxo
Mad @ Fubar
im gettin fed up with fubar! its sayin that im not a fan of any1 and it wont let me add pix wtf???? and i still cant do a mums!! i dont know what 2 do. and as beenin a payed member i shouldnt have this much trouble
Lynn Needs Help
I got this from Lynn... I was wondering if you or your friends or anyone, Could please help me level up. I will return all the love i can promise you that. Also during HH whoever helps me lvl will get a few 11's. Send a private message or shout to me and let me know you helped. oh catch is you cant rate a few for 11's it has to be a good bit. If you rate everything includes stash and blogs give me a shout i'll go look and see if you did and if you did I will buy you a gift for helping along with a few 11's .... gifts and 11's will only be given during HH any questions? shout me.... if i don't answer then i'm not on, But will respond as soon as i see it. Happy Bombing... HERE IS HER LINK...
You Don't Have To Delete
PLEASE if you have PRIVATE FOLDERS with nudes or kids pictures How to fix it go to your folders turn off the NSFW and then click ok. ignore the error message. then go back and turn it back on and then set it to friends or family only and click ok and its back to how it was LOCKED!!!!!
Naughty Pics Exposed...
Yeah, I've got the naughties just like everyone else. However, I don't bother to host them anywhere on the net because why? Well, it's simple. I KNOW there are hackers everywhere. Why pay for the porn when you can just hack on the net and get it for free, huh? Why the fuck NOT? I don't host my pics on the net because I don't want just any perv looking at them. I CHOOSE who I want to see what I want them to see. BTW, if everyone else is so worried about these goddamned "pervs", take a look in the mirror honeys! You wouldn't HAVE those pics in the first place if you weren't a friggin perv yourself. So, if you don't want a hacker touching your kitty on his screen or stroking to your cock, DON'T POST IT!!! Simple as that people. Why are we so fucking clueless these days? Anywho, love you all. You make me laugh... sometimes. Have a great day and a great weekend. See ya!
Fool Me Once, Shame On You. Fool Me Twice, Shame On Me!
There is two types of pain in the world. The type that is good, when agreed upon by consensual adults, and the kind that involves emotional hurt. Now you can fool me once, and cause me pain, but don't think to fool me twice. I might enjoy a little pain with my sex, but I certainly don't enjoy emotional hurt. So, if your intention is to come here, play with my emotions and hurt me, whether intentional, or unintentional, please just see your way to the 'door'. Because although I like a little pain, I don't like to be hurt. It's happened too many times by too many people, that must be thinking that because I'm big, I can't be hurt. When in fact, it's just the opposite! You endure it so often, but so many different people, whether they did it intentionally or not, that you come to a point that you just want to stop trying. You want to find a quiet, deserted island. You want to live there away from all the destructive forces of love. Away from all the potential hurt and heartac
Proud Daddy
OK so I need to brag a little bit about my son. I just got back from his PTC (Parent Teacher Conference) and WOW!!!! I knew my son was smart, but what his teacher told us blew my mind. Now mind you, my son never went to pre-school. So everything he has learned has been from the wonderful teachers he has had and us. My son's teacher told us today that he is reading at a 5th grade reading level and comprehending at a 4th grade level. My son is only in 3rd grade! It made me sooo proud to hear that. She told us that he is a pleasure to have in class and that he is the most advanced child in her class. OK so I think I'm done with my brag session. I'll let my ego deflate alil....nah maybe not :)
Entry Of The Century
Time in not money, time is time, money is money
Poem - Silent Solitude
Silent Solitude In silent solitude She sits and dreams Visions of once was Visions of what is No sight of future Longing for peace Feelings of Chaos Feelings of Torment When will it end? When will solitude cease? When will peace return?
Not Funny, Only Afhg W/ Understand.
So I go to work early, before most. I go to the armoury to check out my rifles, praying they are clean and operational. I go to Trans and check out vans, praying they have cruise control. I drive 5 hours to a small town in TX, listening to the radio and laughing with friends. I get to my destination, and we all fight about where to eat lunch. Finally we eat, and leave. I drive to a church, wondering where I will change clothes, praying its not a restroom. I put on a uniform, celebrated by some, hated by others, but praying I havent forgotten anything back home. I carry a soul, fold a flag, shoot my rifle, play a song, salute and leave. I now look back at what I have just accomplished, what is it that i just did and I feel ashamed. How could I be so selfish. I just paid respect to a fallen HERO, a veteran. Yet all I remember is how long the drive was, where I ate, where I changed clothes, how hot it was, and how long it lasted. I could not tell you his name, or w
Need Help Plzzz!
Now ive had problems posting on here b4 cuz i didnt put it as repost lol so i thought i would have another bash at it!! Im only 2k away from levelling to a freak!! So im askin if ne1 could jus gimme a lil push toward it!! Im putting new pics up in the next few hours so i would really appreiciate any1 that can help!
The Pursuit Of The Vikings
Music Video:THE PURSUIT OF VIKINGS (by Amon Amarth)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone Amon Amarth - The Pursuit Of Vikings lyrics The warming sun returns again And melts away the snow The sea is freed from icy chains Winter is letting go Standing on the ocean side We can hear the waves Calling us out with tide To sail into our fate Oden! Guide are ships Out axes, spears and swords Guide us through storms that whip And in brutal war Our ships await us by the shore Time has come to leave Our country, family and homes For riches in the east Some of us won't return Bur that won't bring us down Our fate is written in the web Woven by the Norns A ram is sacrificed Across the longship's bow Song lyrics | The Pursuit Of Vikings lyrics I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I work at Autozone and come home from work, yes my life is boring. If your life is pretty much the same let me know.
Dragon Slayer !!
Just wanted to share with all who love and care about me my FIGHT with Breast Cancer. My spirit is great and for today all is great....For today I have found this to be life changing like it says in a song of Tim Magraw's "Live Like You Where Dying". I find that it is better to live life as I always have. Or do my best to keep life status quo! My family and friends... are everything to me! Yes, YOU! It may be MY DRAGON.. but I WILL WIN!! I trust my family and hold fast to the rail, of hope and courage and ...... I'll fight like hell ! God has taught me to not sweat the small stuff, and to appreciate my family and friends. My love to everyone Sweetest Hugs Deborah Hopefull DRAGON SLAYER!
Cum And Get It You Sexy Biatches!!!!!!!
im looking for love in all the wrong places.looking for love in to many brown places!
Most Current Lie Is...
Yesterday after a deliciously prepared meal(by me of course) of butterfly pork chops, BKS says her and M are going for a ride. Gee, I've heard this before. So I kicked back and watched some TV till I was ready for bed. Still no BKS. I left the lights on and went to sleep. This morning still no BKS. I notice her toothbrush is gone. Some "ride" if you have to take a toothbrush. Anyway the pieces are starting to fit together now. Our entire marriage has been one lie after another. She has pissed away tons of money playing both sides of the coin. All the while blaming me for not making enough money. It would be impossible to make enough money doing things the way she does. I probably sound deranged and delusional. I don't have any hard evidence. Just 28 plus years of deceit and excuses.
Acadian Rigatoni
Three ingredients form the foundation of Creole and Acadian cookery--onion, celery, and green bell pepper. Our dish starts with this trio and is enhanced by garlic, tomatoes, and the deliciously hot andouille sausage. Ingredients 1 tablespoon cooking oil 1 pound andouille or other spicy sausage such as hot Italian, casings removed, sausage cut into 1-inch pieces 1 onion, chopped 2 ribs celery, chopped 1 large green bell pepper, chopped 2 cloves garlic, chopped 1 1/2 cups canned crushed tomatoes in thick puree (one 16-ounce can) 1 1/4 teaspoons salt 1/2 teaspoon fresh-ground black pepper 3/4 pound rigatoni Preparation 1. In a large frying pan, heat the oil over moderate heat. Add the sausage and cook, stirring, for 3 minutes. Stir in the onion, celery, green pepper, and garlic. Cover the pan and cook over moderately low heat, stirring occasionally, until the vegetables are soft, about 10 minutes. Add the tomatoes, salt, and black pepper. Cover and simmer for 15 minutes lo
Couldn't Have Said It Better Myself!
Jay Leno wrote this; it's the Jay Leno we don't often see.... "The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true, given the source, right? The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed, and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the performance of the President. In essence, 2/3's of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change. So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, ''What are we so unhappy about?'' Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 days a week? Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer and heating in the winter? Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job? Maybe it is the ability to walk into a
Bein Mature
I've decided that I am gonna take a break from being on Fubar. There are way too many people on here that just want to mess with peoples HEARTS, SOULS N MINDS. A long with being liars, users, players, etc. This is an adult site and if you can't be an adult then ya don't belong on here. If you can't be MAN or WOMAN enough to admit your faults, then WHY are you on an ADULT site? Do you get a KICK out of hurting people? Breaking their hearts? Messing with their hearts? Playing Mind games? GROW THE HELL UP!!!!! My REAL TRUE FRIENDS KNOW HOW TO GET IN TOUCH WITH ME. ALL OTHERS CAN JUST KISS MY WITTLE WHITE HINEY!!! I will occasionally come on to rate True Friends stuff and help them where they need help. Otherwise, the rest of you can GET LOST, GROW UP N BE MAN N WOMAN enough to admit your losers.
Pain Is Love? Love Is Pain?
how can someone love someone so much? It is breath taking, and it hurts when they treat you soo good one minute and like shit the next. I don't know how much longer my heart can take it, I am a mess...They say you never know what you have until its gone, but why does it have to go that far? Don't he see what he has NOW? Why do I still give him my heart-why can't I just walk away? I just want to go hide in the corner and cry, but where will that get me-NOWHERE :( Gosh how the pain just runs through my body like like a dagger. I try and try. I just wish he would love me back the way I love him.
Finally ~ Saving Grace
So I will share with you all the end to a a ton of heart ache, trials and tests and miracles that my daughter Taylor and I have been through for the last several months. It all started with my ex attempting to prove me unfit ... this did not work denied in court with the swiftness. Following Court on 8/7 Taylor went to her fathers for her noraml weekend visit and returned home with brusies that were clearly left by a hand. This startehe long drawn out processo of dealing with OCS in 2 parishes and law enforcement and a costly exparte hearing. Taylor was denied safety by the courts when the exparte was denied. By the grace of God Taylors father decided not to pick her up again until the Exparte review. The review was scheduled for 10/30/07. However, Tonight after a phone call made from taylors father to her and her expressing that she did not want to see her father anymore, her father has announced he does not want Taylor anymore ( calling her names I shall not mention) nor does he wi
Sex Quiz
What is your sexual style? You scored as a Shy You are shy, cute...but shy. There are a lot of people that find you attractive but you just aren't sure what to do. Shy 63% Hot 50% Exciting 50% Soft 25% Sweet 25% Wet 13% Awkward 6% Violent 0%
Brb To It
Aww I Think I Hurt His Feelers :o
So yeah.. this "guy" rates my profile and sends an add request. So I add and go to his page to rate, and rate pics.. started really looking at his pics and noticed something He doesn't have the same tattoos in all the pics LMFAO .. So I shouted him needless to say I deleted him. LMFAO
Suck University: Auto Shop (story)
Suck University: Auto Shop by Raindear816© (Sweet Lil Wicked One) Chapter 2: The Art of Suckology in an Automobile The halls of Suck University have been filling with students and delicious Professors. My studies take me to the highest of heights, craving each Professor like *Godiva chocolate or the salty pretzel*, that is never around when you want it. Spring Break would begin at the end of this day and it was a bittersweet feeling to be leaving campus. I was walking out to the parking lot, to my truck, and who did I see but a mysteriously sexy Professor walking to his car. Not wanting to miss the chance of one last lesson before vacation, I sped up my pace to catch his attention. "Excuse me, um Sir?" I called out. He turned, smiled at me and said nothing, but motioned me to come to him. I was wet instantly. I knew I should have at least put on a thong with this school uniform! A breeze caught my short skirt, exposing my thigh highs and my naked pussy. My dewy lips we
You know your to horny when ......................... 1) A hoover seems like the best option for a blow job. 2) You try to use quagmires ideas to get laid. 3) When a hot dog bun just has to do. 4)when your grandma looks pretty damg good in her housecoat. 5) You get a hard on when the dog licks your hand. 6) You hit on chicks in divorse court. 7) You get a job at a funral parlor to get laid. 8) You shop at ann summers for your newly purchased sheep. 9) Your cat buys you an inflatible doll so u leave it alone. 10) The ladynext door no longer leave pies on her window sill to cool. 11) All your wrinkles have diserpared 12) The crack of dawn look good. 13)you wank off to an episode of the golden girls. 14)When your dog hides from you. 15) Your pharmacy is out of ky jelly and suggests you buy stock. 16) When your right arm is bigger than yer left. 17) Watching reruns of rosanne gets you hard. 18)When the highlight of your day is turning the washer on fast spin. 19) The s
Please Show Her Some Love (ticke)r
She is the one i am talking about is in Ticker. Please go show her some love she is the best!!! love ya girl! A Jarhead's Treasure But A Soldier's Gal
Just Following Suit
There are aspects in people that find to be positive, yet other aspects that find to be negative. Another way of saying it is a like and a dislike. My number one thing that I like by someone, is a person who can keep their word. If I tell someone I will do something, than I will do it. It might take me a bit to get to it, but I will do it. My word is my bond. If I say, I will do this for you today, than I will do it that day. I have known many who tell me they will do something, than just don't do it at all, and it hurts me. As I would do whatever I said I would for them. I do not care for those that believe they are better than anyone else. I do not like a racist or a prejudice person. These people are ignorant, and are not worth my time. What is worse they are willfully ignorant. I love a fellow romantic, someone I can lavish with love and sappy thoughts and actions. I do not like to made to feel guilty, nor do I like to cause that same feeling in another. I hate it when
Im Awake~~
i do believe its 420 already~! i have no motivation to go to work today or clean or just do about anything!! i really would love to just 420 it up with a side of madden and a nap for dessert!!! sounds fab~~ anyone wanna join me!! im feelin a lil freaky~~ need to get the cam~~~~ xoxoxox love you all!!
I dont want your number and I dont want you to call me I dont want to see you around and I hope you fall! you can say i'm a bitch or messed up but this is how i deal i hate you then I find someone new then I pretend i'm fine and when I walk past you i dont say hi and I dont want to be your friend I dont want to spend some time I dont want to talk it out or know what your about I jus want you to leave and me to grieve and time to pass and for me to call u an ass and to to prentend you didn't mean anything to me when we know i loved you but I'm want to lie and tell you to die and hope you fall for a bit it's just how I am because when i hurt its my problem and no one needs to know and you dont need to tell me you loved me too because its over and I'm done and I don't need know i dont need you i dont need to see you around i just want you to fall to the ground I eraesed your number and I dont want you to call dont u understand i just want you to fall
The Only Reason I Put One Up About Pics Is
that some people ask about the Hepburn and Page pics, so it's easier just to say yes to whatever than e-mail being flooded with the same questions.
The Hate Consumes Me
anger swells hatred swarms it swallows me whole stupid stupid bitch SHUT THE FUCK UP cunt, whore words that sting like salt in a wound the urge to hurt in return drives me consumes me tells me whispers to me he shouldn't see the light of day it drives me on YOU MAKE ME WANT TO RIP OUT ALL OF MY HAIR i'm yelling no one seems to hear the closest thing to sanity is so far away i reach out to grasp it it's barely beyond my finger tips a knight is in sight in black shining armor his heart shattered from the pain i feel unable to find me in the dark i am cloaked in my heart is solid rock like broken in to pieces like dust in the wind awaiting rescue i'm consumed by hatred hope that the dead heart in my chest will beat someday once again maybe not am i destined to be consumed for ever cold shattered stupid bitch whore cunt my name has changed so many times over the ages i cant remember what it is supposed to be was it ever said in love
Thanks And Congrats
I hope soon that i will have some real pic of me up...I dont have a good camera so i will have to barrow one. Keep an eye out for the horror of your life...LOL :D
Executive Decision... No Net For A Few Months.
In a few days my internet is being suspended, for a few months.. Its gonna be a tough, rough lonely few months without my darling Fu-friends, but I'm sure I'll cope, somehow. Meanwhile, dont forget to show me love cos I'll be getting out more visiting my mates, and damn right I'll be nagging to pinch some internet time to check on you all! I'll miss you all so much. Take Care Keep Smiling Cheers!
Isn't It Amazing?
Isn't it great that you can go from happy to crap in such a short time? I think God or the higher power or whoever created humans has a great sense of humor....not really, but it sounds good...... I found myself praying the other night that someone would just cut my feelings totally out of me. I think it would be the best thing for me at this point, at least I wouldn't let people hurt me and I wouldn't care if someone just trompled the shit out of my heart and move on. I can't stand the fact that I can let someone affect me the way that they do, and take me from one extreme to another in a short time.... I know i will be happy again sometime, but this is the period that I freakin hate the most....the period that says hey, you are a freakin failure once again... Then the next question is why bother at all? And why the hell do I question myself when I know its not always me that us messing shit up? I guess I am just as bad as the women who stay in abusive relationsh
Do Ittttttt
1. Do you have a tattoo? 2. How old are you? 3. Are you single or taken? 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? 5. Do you dream at night? 6. Ever seen a corpse? 7.George Strait or Jay Z? 8. How did we meet? HERE COMES THE EQUALLY INTERESTING PART... 9. Whats your philosophy on life and death? 10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be? 11. Do you trust the police? 12. Do you like Country music? 13. What is your fondest memory of me? 14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? 15. Would you cheat ? 16. What do you wear to sleep? 17. Have you ever peed in a pool? 18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to? 19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? 20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair? 21. Do you sing in the shower? 22. What's your favorite color? 23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be? 24. Tell me o
Hi everyone i have not been on for awhile . My grandson has cancer and i have been with him . There are more test to be done to see what kind he has . He has been in hosptial now 16 days he is 3 . I have been so sick over this i just can't belive this . My life is trun a mess again . Lost one granddaughter in may now this .
Lost In Times
Lost In Times Roaming the Darkness Forever not Knowing What is True and Fiction So very tired Of this forever Darkness Never to see the Light Nor the outside World Wishing to Rest for a while Yet fearing to close my eyes Fearing never to awaken again From the Endless Sleep that calls The Sleep of Certian Death Calls to me now even in the Darkness While I sit and rest my feet Never closing my eyes I hear the Call of the Sleep Yet I ignore her sweet song Knowing that I shall stay here Forever Lost, Alone and so very Tired Wrote on 10~18~2007 By Raven Darkwood
if they slam the door one more time...ima slam their head. swear to christ. ok not really...but i'll envision it...and it'll make me feel all warm inside...til i can enhance my calm john spartan. *nod* apparently i gotta take a trip down to cottonhood in order to procure crap Munchkin needs for some project thing. joy oh joy. but then again...i do enjoy a good road trip...even if its a short one. i still hurt. and it rocks. rinse and repeat tomorrow. Munchkin's completely intrigued with baby food. dun ask me why. its a new tactic we're trying cuz Monkey is anti-food we break out the baby food. and she'll eat it. Munchkin is all..'thats so cool it comes with a lid. thats so cool it doesnt taste crappy.' i think 'thats so cool' is her new expression. better than 'fuck you' or 'eat shit' ha. i feel...the need for dessert... and...since i have some thai sweet rice... dun dun dun kthnxbi
Akon - Locked Up
"Locked Up" [AKON] Im steady tryna find a motive, Why do what I do?, Freedom aint gettin no closer, No matter how far I go, My car is stolen, no registration, Cops patrolin, and now they done stop me, And I get locked up, [Chorus] They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (I'm locked up) They won't let me out no, they wont let me out, (I'm locked up) They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (I'm locked up) They won't let me out no, they won't let me out [Akon] Headin up town to re-up, Back with a couple keys, Corner blocks on fire, Under covers dressed as feens, Makin so much money, Products movin' fast, Put away the stash, And as I sold the last bag fucked around and got locked up [CHORUS] They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (my nigga I'm locked up) They won't let me out no, they wont let me out, (I got locked up) They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (baby girl I'm locked up) They won't let me out no, they won't let me out
Help Bombing My Pet:)
Hi my friends my dog Nibbles is in a contest for the cutest dog on fubar..please come by and show her some her win this lots of licks in it for everyone that helps:)LOL My friend Mark is running this contestMark11779@ fubarhere is the link to his him and his lovely fubar wife some luv..go to his page read blog about rules.Start time is Monday..Nibbles is thanking everyone in advance for your help!!Thanks,Tammy aka Fantasia:)
Please Come Help This Girl Win
Nice Guys Still Finish Last....
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait." To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state line) to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes. To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy
Stuck Why?
It seems I can not rate anyone anymore because of my Level? Can someone help explane to me why? Thanks JC
You Know You Are From Clovis Nm If.......
you know your from Clovis NM if...... -You know where NorVaJac Studios is. -You remember when Leanne Rhymes was in town. -The fair is the most exciting thing to happen in your life. -You know that Marshall Junior High used to be the highschool. -You've heard that Marshall used to be a prison. -You know that Gattis is for gangsters and Yucca is for preps. -You know the location of all eight hundred elementary schools in town. -Most of your highschool buddies went to college at ENMU, UNM, NMSU, or Texas Tech. -Clovis Community College, halfway to your future. -You went to Blackwater Draw in fifth grade, but still don't know anything about the Clovis Man. -When someone talks about going to 'the lake', you know which one they're talking about. -You can make it to Lubbock or Amarillo in under an hour. -You take the back way to Albuquerque because there are no cops that way. -You go to Sonic to order an Orgasm. -You've spent at least one year of your life on Main Street. -
Halloween 1
You can invoke these centuries-old traditions to plan activities for your party. On Halloween, women made a colcannon of potatoes, mashed parsnips and chopped onion, and buried in it a ring (to symbolize marriage), a thimble (spinsterhood), a doll (children), and a coin (wealth). The fate of each participant was determined by the symbol found cooked into their portion. The practice of looking into a candlelit mirror at midnight on Halloween was found in both the British Isles and America; it was believed that the image of one’s future husband would appear over a woman’s shoulder in the reflection. If you leave a wet blouse out to dry, your future husband will visit during the night and turn the sleeve. -Superstition from the British Isles Go to a spring on Halloween and take a mouthful of water, but do not swallow it. Then walk backwards home, get into bed backwards, and swallow the water. Your future husband will give you a drink in your dream. -Superstition found in Illin
Hi Everyone!
I'm glad to be here and i want to say hi to everyone. Kisses. E.
Need To Level Up???
Well, it aint gonna happen if you sit around with a sad look on your face and 'Level Me' etc... in your status. Get out and rate some pics and stash. There is plenty out there. Hell, come join Royalty Levelers... I can find you plenty of stuff to rate. ~Just Meee™~S.B.A.B.~Club F.A.R.~I.B.I.C.~Royalty Leveler~@ fubar
Show Her Some Fu Luvv
Hey all.. Can you help out a friend? I am trying for my first 7 day blast and need lots of comments.. please help!! thanks much! babygurl CANDLE MANN WILL HOOK UP PEEPS WITH DRINKS AND EVEN BIG PIMPIN GIFTS IF YOU DO ENOUGH COMMERNTS..PLEASE ALSO KEEP REPOSTING THE C2 BULLY THANX CM..
Bed Time Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep I pray for a man, who's not a creep One who's handsome, smart and strong He's not afraid to admit when he is wrong One who thinks before he speaks When he promises to call, he doesn't wait 6 weeks I pray that hs is gainfully employed, Wont lose his cool when he's annoyed Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind Know's what to say when I ask,"How big is my behind"? One who'll make love till my body's a 'itching'. He brings me a snadwich back, when he goes to the kitchen. I pray that this man will love me to no end And would never compare me with my best-friend Thank you in advance and now I'll just wait For I know you will send him before it's to late. AMEN
I Want You Too Want Me!
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4798 To Leevel
Miss Behavin needs 4798 to Level. Show her some love, she returns it! ««¤Mͧ§_ßëhãvíñ¤»»@ fubar
A Dog's Purpose (from A 6-year-old)
Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog's owners, Ron, his wife, Lisa, and their little boy, Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they were hoping for a miracle. I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. I told the family we couldn't do anything for Belker, and offered to perform the euthanasia procedure for the old dog in their home. As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they thought it would be good for six-year-old Shane to observe the procedure. They felt as though Shane might learn something from the experience. The next day, I felt the familiar catch in my throat as Belker's family surrounded him. Shane seemed so calm, petting the old dog for the last time, that I wondered if he understood what was going on. Within a few minutes, Belker slipped peacefully away. The little boy seemed to accept Belker's transition without any difficulty or confusion. We sat
California Is On Fire- Lets All Be Grateful For What We Have
Great News
My son and daughter in law have just had their first baby today , October 26th born at 12 noon central time , a baby boy weighing 9 pounds . :) Lisa Sweet is a proud Grandma
To all my friends on here, I've been sick and offline, dealing with the car issue and plugging through school... just want you to know I haven't forgotten you and appreciate all your comments and love!
Oh Well!
Once again I cleaned my friends list. If you find your removed then thats your fault. I want FRIENDS on my list that actually say hi to me every once in awhile. I dont add you on my friends list so I can see how many I can get. I add you hoping to become FRIENDS. I have noticed that the only ones that really rate, comment, or even bother saying hi to me are My Family and for that I love you guys. There are a few people on my Friends list that do bother with me so I thank you too. Didn't want to leave you out :) Love all you guys!
Been Busy Today....
sorting, cleaning, cooking, sorting, cleaning, resting, e-baying, e-bay blog questioning, resting, halfing (, and soooo very much more today. Trying to stay away from the phones today and talking to my friends just so that I can dedicate the day and get things done -- for a change!! Just ran across this video in one of the eBay blogs and thought I would share it with you all. Hugs and kisses..... Hope you are having a fabulous weekend...while I am taking back control of my home. Loaded up many bags of trash on my dolly. Anyone want to take it out to the dumpster for me???? :D
Hey Every On Come Check Me Out
hey every one come check me out and show me some love okAshanty@ fubar
I Hate Drugs
ok my friends talked me into going to monster massive and rollingfor the first time it was not fun ppl kept fucking up my high til like two in the morning lost all the friends for one thing and totally stressed the fuck out once i found them they had me drop another pill after the second pill i was feeling great i was have a great time but the come down sux major ass so its the last time i roll i hate drugs except for herb but i wouldnt call it a drug lol i think thats my last rave too
I Know I Am Having A Bad Day When...
Meetings canceled and driving all over the county and then come back here to read a message on my shoutbox from a guy with the ID of "value1" who asked me the question: Are you a transexual? I have never had ANYONE ask me that question before. Why in the world would this person ask me this question. He/she obviously have not seen my pics. He/she has put me on BLOCK so I cannot answer them as to the state of my sexuality. If anyone could, would you send them a profile comment stating that I am certainly NOT a transexual...thanks! Not a good day at all so far.
Thank You
I want to thank you all for keepin me an my family in your prayers an thoughts this week esp today, today was Skylars funeral it was one of the hardest things I have done in quite sometime, I just keep wishing it was a nightmare an i'd wake yall hugggggs an thnx again it meant alot. Toni Renea!~ ( my 14 1/2 year old cousin commited suicide this week they found him hangin from a tree in the back yard, I have asked myself wat could go through a young childs mind to think this was the answer.. he left a note n told his mom he loved her an she was a good mom an he loved his brothers an sister, but just couldnt get along with his step dad... I just dont understand..I have a 8 1/2 year old daughter I pray god has given me enough sense to see if something this wrong could be wrong with her at any point an time in her life right now she comes to me with everything this has really bothered me, an the nightmares I hope stop soon I seem to doze off an wake up crying an screamin for m
Grrrrr Stupid People!
Hi all....... man this company is really going down the drain. Well Darryl calls last night to tell me that he won't be in til late tonight. He was getting unloaded in Waterloo, Iowa and he was supposed to be in Effingham, IL by 3pm...... well he didn't get unloaded til 1:45 or so and it's an hour and a half - two hour drive there, so he gets to sit all night....... oh what fun! NOT! So then this morning he gets up around 5am or so, kinda overslept, got to the place to get reloaded and no one is there! They don't show up til 8am and there is one truck on the dock, and one in front of him. So he ended up sitting about 15 hours or so......... Well with most trucking companies they pay you for sitting, well NOT this company! They consider you sitting as part of the job! NOT!!!! So when he talked to Warren today and asked him to be paid for the sitting, cause he ended up sitting last night, and he will sit tonight, Warren said " What, I consider that part of the job, and we don't have to p
A Band That You Can Listen To All The Time
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All N.a.p. Must Read And Comment So I Can Keep Count Of Who Read To Make Sure You Read And Undertsand.
To All The Famliy Just a little Blog post to let everyone know that any blogs or bulletins that have to do with Native American Pride most have the Native Pride Logo at the top of the post .. and as a friendly reminder as I have already said if you have any problems with anyone from the K.O.W. please get with either myself ,,, the co- founder ,, Elder,,or the Spirit mother one of us will handle the problem again I repeat " DO NOT RESPONED TO ANY OF THE PEOPLE FROM THIS FAMILY " IF ANYONE FROM THIS FAMILY COMES TO YOU TO JOIN NATIVE AMERICAN PRIDE THEY ARE TO CONTACT ANY OF THE MEMEBRS LISTED ON THE FRONT PROFILE OF OUR HOME PAGE AND WE WILL HANDLE IT . Thanks again and much love to all family. Robin " founder N.A.P. p.s. here is the link of the K.O.W trouble maker keep an eye out for it Lord Wolf~Founder Kingdom of Wolves~Co-Owner Kingdom of Wolves. @ fubar
This is called “FIRST REACTIONS QUIZ”. You have to type the 1ST thing that comes to mind whenever you hear these 35 things. You can’t think and go back and change your answers. TIP: erase all of tha other persons anwers first..that way u can think in blank Here we go: 1. Beer: want 2. McDonalds: fries 3. Relationships: fucked up 4. COLOR: blue 5. Power Rangers: tommy 6. Weed : 420 7. Steroids: small dicks 8. Cartoons: south park 9. The President: not me 10. Tupperware: wheres it at 11. Florida: hot guys 12. Santa Claus: lol 13. Halloween: candy 14. Alice: who the fuck is that 15. Grammar: hooked on phonics didnt work for me lol 16: Myspace: what 17. Clowns: sexy 18. Marriage: divorce lol 19. Paris: slim 20. Pat: cats 21. Redheads: firecrotch 22. Blonde's: that would be me lol 23. Pass the: dildo 24. One night stands: ocean side 25. Donald Trump: my suger daddy 26. Neverland: micha
The Troops
I frequently see people expressing the slogan 'Support Our Troops'. It isn't always clear what is meant by that. If you mean respecting them for doing their jobs well under difficult and often deadly conditions, and appreciating the extreme stress, the loneliness, the danger, and the sacrifice they undergo-- yes, by all means, they have my support. But if you mean supporting a wrongfully started, needless war that is doing harm to American interests, not good, then I say that is not supporting our troops at all, that is perpetuating poor policy and risking more needless deaths and injuries. I support our troops by calling for immediate withdrawal from the occupation of Iraq. And I support our troops by calling for the impeachment of Bush and Cheney, for violating the Constitution and international and US law. Traditionally, Americans have fought to preserve our freedom. No Americans should be ordered to fight to glorify a President who seeks to take our freedom away, w
What Does It Mean To Be Goth These Days?
What happened to the goth crowd? Is it just me…or does being goth no longer mean what it used to mean? I've been pondering this since last night. Beazil…definitely a true goth…had time to go out last night and headed up to what was once his favorite place to be- The Church. He doesn't get to go very often now. Work schedules have made it difficult. However, in the recent times he's been able to go up to The Church…it's become obvious that the scene has really changed. And not for the better. It seems every time he does show his face around there now…there is always some young punk who wants to bow up at Beazil for no reason, telling him he doesn't belong there and calling him a poser. I know it's happened to other people also. Same thing last night as well. Some kid feeling a little too big for his britches decided to walk up to Beazil and attempted to mark The Church as his territory. Beazil usually just rolls his eyes at these immature outburst…and it g
Redbones And Me
I love lightskin women. Lightskin Black. Mixed, Hispanic, you name it, I’m there. Well I have to worst luck with them. I have never done this is a blog before but I am going to name names and give real brief ideas about what happened. Let’s start with the one that is on here Danielle. She was never really serious about us. She would always find other things to do and now she won’t come back, on that same bullshit. Christina granted she lived about 2 hours away but nothing really went down. Then she got this boyfriend who is a fucking joke. She’s like 23 he’s 22. He would be lucky to get a job at the Gap in the mall and now she’s pregnant by him. Valerie that lived in Vegas was good on messenger and on the phone but in person she treated you like you wasn’t even there. No consideration. She told me she would never consider moving then 2 years later she moves to Atlanta with some nigga and just had a baby. Linda, well I really didn’t like Linda outside of the bed room. She was about
How Online Time Can Affect Ones Work
Today @ work I was called to the office yikes! I was told and shown some screen shots of me having fun while not on the clock. I am a school counselor @ a public school. Apparently a kid so they say came into a particular lounge that I fequent when I get off work. I was in my oppion just having fun. In their's I was showing a distasteful side of myself. Also that actions maybe taken against me. Who can be judge and jury here of my time away from the school. Is this right? I do not know how this will affect me in my favorite room or if I will even let it affect me. This is my time noone elses.
Thanksgiving Joke
Got this by email from a mailing list.... One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
Video For My Love!
For Joe
You are forever in my heart.. I will love you till death do us part.. You are my best friend forever.. That I never knew existed.. You came and brought joy back into my life.. You brought that smile back to my face again.. To have a best friend like you is something that I will always cherish.. I thank god everyday that he brought someone so caring,loving and honest into my life.. You are my guardian angel that he sent to watch over me to keep me out of harms way.. For that I thank you from the bottom of my heart to have a best friend like you.. My heart doesnt feel empty anymore.. Thank you for filling that void.. I love you always and forever Joe..
What To Do
im bored and dont know what t do and i fell like shit so just wanted to check this out
Do I Dare?
I sit with devoice paper here for my Goth..I wish not to sign but she lonely and find another.We are country's away.Do I dare sign I love with all my heart but do she really love him and he her?Goth no answer phone no answer Hell here I not know some one tell So far Goth so alone to long I sign?
I F*cken Hate Drama
My ex mother in law is putting me in the middle of her devorce. I called her husband and told him. Im not your fuckin kid dont put me in the middle of it. I have a son to worry about not drama. My ex mother in law is mad at me but i dont really care. Ill be glad when she goes to Ohio. I dont want to be around her any more. She takes drugs for her back. But she stays up 3 or 4 days at a time and wants to take care of my son. Nope sorry not going to do it. She wants him dearing the summer and We are going to let her have him. He was born in May and shes only seen him 5 or 6 times since then. Im sorry but thats not what a grandma does to her grandson. My dad takes him once a week and spends time with him thats what a grandparent is suppost to do. She dont act like she even gives a sh*t about my son. Well guess what I'll have to live with it i guess. I took my son to the hospital last night with a 103.9 fever. He had shots the day before. He had a ear infection that his doc said he never h
Under Dc
This is a story I have begun to write and sometime will complete. If you wish to have a similar story written JUST FOR YOU... send me an email to " " and ask how you can also have one with you as the STAR with ME. I know you will love it. 36d hugs, ms. cleavage ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ He stood so close to me on the subway. I could smell the sweat from his clothes as we both ended our day from work. Friday night and we were all headed home on the Metro in Washington D.C. for our respective close to the week in the capital city. The hum of the tracks, as we glided under the mall almost became hypnotic, as we settled into the buzz from the chatter of conversation inside while on the blue line. He was so close and kept pressing closer. I could feel his hand slowly caressing my waistline across the small of my back. He kept running his fingers back and forth across my waistband on my skirt. I wondered
Just A Thought Away
I often sit in darkness, with just a candles glow, I hide from the light, in hopes the pain won't show, everyday I awake, I try to set a goal, just one thing I can do, to let a child know, he will not go hungry, the gifts are on there way, my hero is the mother, with bruises on her face, just protecting her little ones, from the man she gave her love%
~if Only Guys Realized~
A very SMART girl wrote this.......And I think it's PERFECT !!! This is a tribute to the nice girls. The nice girls made of sugar and spice, who always get overlooked, and who sit and endure endless ranting about the psycho-bitch stalker sluts men are wasting their time with, all the while embodying an angelic, classy exterior that is underrated. This is dedicated to the girls who pick up the phone at 2 a.m. to talk to their belligerently drunk guy friends and listen to them for hours about nonsense because they don't feel like going to sleep. This is for the girls who still say thank you to the guy who hurries to hold the door open for the leggy blonde in front of you, then squeezes in front of you and barely saves the door from slamming in your face. This is in honor of the girls who reiterate how lucky any girl would be to have a certain guy, and then tell him 50 different ways to impress the girl of his dreams who is too stupid and stuck up to notice him in the first place. This
You'll Think Of Me (keith Urban)
I woke up early this morning around 4am With the moon shining bright as headlights on the interstate I pulled the covers over my head and tried to catch some sleep But thoughts of us kept keeping me awake Ever since you found yourself in someone else's arms I've been tryin' my best to get along But that's OK There's nothing left to say, but Take your records, take your freedom Take your memories I don't need'em Take your space and take your reasons But you'll think of me And take your cat and leave my sweater 'Cause we have nothing left to weather In fact I'll feel a whole lot better But you'll think of me, you'll think of me I went out driving trying to clear my head I tried to sweep out all the ruins that my emotions left I guess I'm feeling just a little tired of this And all the baggage that seems to still exist It seems the only blessing I have left to my name Is not knowing what we could have been What we should have been So Take your records, take y
Poor Street
Well I hit poor street USA, but I am going to school is that still poor? No job, lot of bills and running out of time. Maybe a hooker? No I'll still be poor. STEAL? No I have no guns. Drugs? Now thats a thought, but I have no money to buy to get started. So I'm fucked. see ya!!!
Get It Thro Your Head ( I Fuckin Hate You)
Life is so unpredictable... At one time, everyone, and everything together, happy as could be, the colors: vibrant and unscathed... Now, reality is dim, at least for me, you have forgotten so it seems... I thought we were best friends, I thought we were close, I thought that you cared, Wishful thinking at the most... We both are cold, stubborn, & scorned, No one forgives, our lives continue, separate. My pain turns to anger my anger is unleashed no one understands what I am going through. Life goes on, brutal, or not. Denial, sadness, tears, and anger wonder, thoughts, memories, laughter, knowing you, I will never have any regrets...
Beerday Survey
1. How did you do on the last test you took? The final test for my aged care course... and passed, of course :D 2. What is your ringtone for when people text you? just a tune I made up on my phone 3. What show did you last watch? Hero's I think... 4. Whose arms do you feel the safest in? Mikes 5. What foods make you sick? Kidney beans.. and devon, and a lot of seafood. 6. Do you get shy around the guy/girl you like? Shy? me???? 7. Do you remember what you were doing a year ago? Still in my traineeship... ick 8. Do you still have feelings for your ex? Faint tones of regret sometimes... but not that much anymore... 9. Name something you like and hate about your default pic: I love that it shows some of my personality, usually a lot of photo's dont so that for me. 10. Do you have family problems? I disowned most of my family, so no :D lol 11. Where are most people in your top friends from? All over the world... I dont think I have two from the same place.
Crazy Holding On
Courage To Move On!! They had been together for many a year, Now all she can feel is fear. She gave all that she could give, It just wasn't the way he wanted to live. He left without a backward glance, Not even giving their love a chance. She often wonders what she could have done, To keep him from going on the run. Now she is living all alone, With nothing she can call her own. She can barely make herself eat, Wondering if her life will again be complete. This woman is now moving along, Building her courage, and becoming strong. Time will heal her broken pride, Toward the sunrise her heart will glide.
Your Mother Is Always With You
Ok let me try this again. I received this this morning and it was so moving to me that I shed a few tears. Hope you all enjoy as much as I did! Your Mother is always with you She's the whisper of the leaves as you walk down the street, She's the smell of certain foods you remember, flowers you pick and perfume that she wore. She's the cool hand on your brow when you're not feeling well. She's your breath in the air on a Cold winter's day. She is the sound of the rain that lulls you to sleep, the colors of a rainbow. She is Christmas morning. Your Mother lives inside your laughter. And she's crystallized in every tear drop. A mother shows every emotion.......... Happiness, sadness, fear, jealousy, love, hate, anger, helplessness, excitement, joy, sorrow.....and all the while, hoping and praying you will only know the Good feelings in life. She's the place you came from, your first home, and she's the map You follow with every step you
All The Tears
Id Check
I'm fed up with so-called security bouncer id checks.. seems like every 3rd or 4th comment i leave on different friends pages i have to stop and enter in some stupid fuckin' code a 10 year old could do... i'm fed up!
Okay, Now I Have Seen Everything!
The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement.... Yes, the organization is real. They even have a website, Their philosophy: Phasing out the human race by voluntarily ceasing to breed will allow Earth's biosphere to return to good health. Crowded conditions and resource shortages will improve as we become less dense. Alright, I have ranted and vented about the human population and the planetary ecosphere enough times concerning this type of stuff. Humans dont have to volunteer for anything dealing with the reduction of the human race. Consider: Natural Disaster: There are six known super volcanoes on the planet, four of them with in the borders of the US, Yellowstone, Long Valley California, and two in New Mexico. Now, if any one of these were to erupt, the ash, dust, and sulfur compounds in the upper atmosphere would solve the global warming period. Of course, the volcanic winter would bring on another Ice Age resulting in the death of abo
The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are: 1. Passionate Lady 2. Bare Belly 3. Silk Panties 4. Conscience 5. Jockey Shorts 6. Clean Sheets 7. Thighs 8. Big Johnson 9. Heavy Bosum 10. Merry Cherry At the Post: They're off! Conscience is left behind at the post. Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosum is being pressured. Passionate lady is caught between Thighs and Big Johnson in a very tight spot. At the Halfway Mark it's Bare Belly on top. Thighs opens up and Big Johnson is pressed in. Heavy Bosum is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly. Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Johnson. At The Stretch Merry Cherry cracks under the strain. Big Johnson is making a final drive. Passionate Lady is coming. At The Finish It's Big Johnson giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady takes everything Big Johnson has to offer. It looks like a dead heat but Big John
Do Me Harder Baby! You Know You Wanna!!!!!
They thought they had what it takes,They thought they could be King Of The Hill,They were wrong,In a World where lounges pop up everyday Only One Stands Above the rest CLUB FANTASIA Club Fantasia is looking for new members, along with new staff...Bartenders,greeters,promoters and Dj's Come Join Fantasia A Place where the ppl are friendly and the party never stops!!! Click the link and come join the fun!! Kerry*Owner of Club Fantasia* Flaws Baby*Too Raw *@ fubar DJ FLawLess ^Owner of Club Fantasia^ -Fubar's Hottest DJ- *Kerry's baby* Too RaW@ fubar
Question Of The Day
if you put an anamal in a situation were there is a 50 50 chance at livin or dying and walk a way what is the outcome
Some Humor For The Day-this Is For The Ladies
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. MARRIAGE SEMIN
Myspace Just Moved Ahead In The Ratings!
I have been on this site over a year and I have never been the subject of any kind of drama.... Until today. People on here who have no life or are not happy with someone just HAVE to fuck it up for the rest of us. GOD I wish people could just mind their own fucking business. FUCK I'M PISSED OFF!! I have been on myspace over 3 years and I NEVER experienced the bullshit I have encountered here. I thought this was going to be an adult site, but there are sooooo many fucking CHILDREN here, it makes me sick! Just keep fuckin with me all you drama WHORES!! It WILL come back to you.
Contest Standings 11-20-2007 8:30am
Here are the current standings as of 8:30AM 11-20-2007 Bomb your favorite contestant today Don't forget Comments are worth 1 point Rates are worth 5 points. Most points wins. This contest will end Tonight (11-20-2007) 11PM EST These totals are only the comments totals Current standing Name Comments 1 onesxybrat 33588 2 j-roxx(the evil twin) 11081 3 Sweetpea 3915 4 Sheena 930 5 Bignuts 432 6 Jenn 251 7 ♥Sweet Lips♥ 210 8 Will~~~~ FU hubby of SouthernbiPrincess 77 9 P-jizzle 73 10 Kellylee 10 11 Lolitanymphette 7 12 Ashalonius 2 13 SweetPea (just call me sweetnsassy) 2 14 Brandi
Why Women Turn To Other Women
(repost) Everyday I get what I call "Loser Mail" from random guys saying vulgar or degrading things...or just pure stupid...I deal with the daily uncreative stupid "your hott, wanna chat?" & press delete as usual, but there are just soooo many damn guys that are such Asses. Both women & men are to blame for the behavior of these losers too...the men for being so disrespectful & the women for accepting this out of their desperation to not be alone. On a daily I get such low class remarks as... -Will u let me make u cum? -what r u up to tonight, how bout we hook up? -You can go commando on me anytime, sweetie. You're hereby presented with my "Highly Lickable" award! -You are very very sexy! come over - I'm in town for the weekend and looking for someone to play with tonight? What are your plans? I'm staying at the ... (wtf, y would he think thats possible??) -Lets fuck -Can I lick ur pussy all night long? -I'd like to do that ass -go commando over here Ill be your humb
Woo Hooooo My First Contest....
> Here is the link to my contest it starts tonight at 8 Fu Time Sat. 17th ty > > > > > > >
Win Me
I am in a auction highest bidder gets the following from me. 2 salutes, one sfw and one sexy one. Saying i am owned by you on my page for a month. Pimped out for a month by me. One a day. 100 11's. A big pimping gift. 30 drinks 1 given a day. Also will recieve a VIP gift from host of auction. This is for fun so lets see who wants me ;). Come how me some love. Just click on the pic. Lucy
Friends Like You.........
Not Enough there are a million ways to say I love you However none of them seem to quantify these feelings I have inside my heart the ones that make my heart race and my soul sour into the clouds and take my mind to cloud nine I have tried many times to say it best but never so the words seem enough to say what those words truly mean to me That I want to be yours forever and more that I want to hold you in my arms till time ends and the fact that you have saved me from myself all I can say a million time over and more is that I love you with all that I am and will ever be you are my everything and more darling I love you isn't all its only the beginning
Imagine if the Indians had killed a cat instead of a turkey.... we'd all be eating pussy for Thanksgiving
Have To Go
my battery is going dead and my recharge cord doesnt seem to be responding. so i have to go to the desktop. once you go to a lap top you never go back. unless things malfuction.
Halcyon I Adore thee gentle lady With all my heart, soul might and majik; with thee I am new. Family I have none, friends I have few. People I know and care for little or none. You with me; wilt we become one? Kingfisher Bird of grace… Halcyon days come again when I look upon thy face. Creator of All look upon us we two your children of light Let our love burn long and bright. Smooth our path as we walk towards you. Carry with us thy light and thy song; carry it to the many and the few. Fisher Of Kings, Mother who calms the storm and the sea. Halcyon legend hear my plea!
Let The Count Down Begin
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Papa Loves The Peanut Butter Jelly Song..lmao
Above Water
Slideing by, with no direction in mind. No plans or agenda. Just trying to stay alive. Why is it so hard to survive? To keep my head above water? I can't keep people away. Never alone, afraid I will do something harmful. Locked with no key or way out Is there anyone to help or save me from my chains?
Come Rock Out With Me In Charmed Visions
DJ Wiccanlove is live and taking all your requests.Stop in and visit with her. Click on the image
Dj Salute Contest
Want To Join My Family???
Me and My daughter are starting a a Fu Family and we would like any who feel like they are rejected or misfits "WE WANT YOU" SO GIVE ME A SHOUT LET ME KNOW IF YOUR INTERESTED.........A AND MOST OF ALL COME LUV ME REBELS REJECTS AND GET~R~DONE BOMBERS.....
Things I Never Got Caught As A Kid
the time i found in my dad's stuff a couple videos very graphic box xxx seem to stand out most except the blazing graphics it stood out so much it lured me in made me curious what is interesting here but vhs format was in family room must wait til nobody home but when i popped in the tape the tape didnt start at beginning start in bright lit room girl on all fours was engaged i was glued at first felt wet myself soon became repetitive and easily bored me now i was fast forwarding tape watching them moving faster than possible the idea i was watching was naughty but they were going naughty too then there someone at the door i snapped the show to snow i was so flush when i answered the door or was it that i wondered if they heard the sounds sounds alone was enough for me i hear that sound at night in the next bedroom i didnt need to see it and hear it to know what it was to be doing now the action open and free to see it seem too bad to see but
Animal Cruelty
Animal Cruelty is WRONG!Is this what society today calls cool?!Is this how we should treat some house pets?!?!How would you like it if the only food you had was your own waste?!alt=>So if it's not wrong, let me run tests on you.You sit in a cage with no food for weeks upon months!!This kitten is like all others. Innocent.How would you like living with your tail between your legs, 24/7?Let me end your only way of mobility, then see how fun it is.What would run through your head as you look at the eyes that are staring in desparation??Repost this if you have any heart whatsoever.But before you click the "Home" button, realize how many animals have died from this.Press the "Reply" button to get the code.
Christmas Shoes
In Memory Of Katherine Faye (Christmas 1999-Cancer) Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA
Running In The Rain
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. "Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window, my husband's home early!" "I can't jump out the window ~ it's raining out there!" "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. "He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!" So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer. "Do you always run in the nude?" o
Pakasalan Mo Ako!
Oh my god I'm in love with the most lovely girl. Oh my god I'm seeing her Friday night. Oh my god I hope I see her lovely body. She is so perfect. Such a perfect body. I'm so lucky, she is in love with me. My baby asked me to put my title back
Surveys And Offers
***REPOST FROM SCRAPPERS BLOG*** I hear a lot of whining going on about surveys and offers, so I'm going to attempt to inject a little common sense here: *What does "pending" mean?* Pending shows up in your fuBank after you have clicked on a survey or offer. This DOES NOT mean that you completed the offer and are waiting for the award. You may even take a half hour to try and prequalify for the survey, but it tells you you did not qualify. Unfortunately, you will not receive points for this, even though your fuBank will report it as "Pending". *****copied from Tiffany "The Intern's" blog!***** As a safeguard, if you complete a survey or offer, take a screen grab of the completed offer that shows you have COMPLETELY AND FULLY finished the entire survey and will be awarded the points. Just as if you were going to purchase something online, you need to print out or screen grab that page as your RECEIPT. This is really your only proof that you finished the survey if you need t
Hinder Lips Of An Angel
Hinder - Lips Of An Angel
On My Way Home
the best thing to forward to at an end of a deployment: its simple it is the final day you are schuduled to start flyin home and today 30 nov 07 is my day and i will be glad to be home wit h friends and family.........
Well..i dont feel like talking about it. But my short new relationship came to a end. Im not bitter towards him. We ended it on good terms. Im hurt but i'll live. Thats all.
Love Just Sucks!
That's all I have to say! It sucks. When it's going well, it's amazing, it's wonderful, it's totally a drug. When it's not going so well, it's like the life is being sucked out of my body. I would love to not give a damn sometimes but I know that's not how I am.
Let It Snow
Aug. 20 - Moved to our new home in Michigan. It is so beautiful here. The hills are so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them. This is God's Country. I love it here! Oct. 14 - Michigan is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turning all different colors - you should see the beautiful shades of red and orange and yellow! Went for a ride through some beautiful rolling hills and spotted some deer. They are so graceful, certainly they are the most peaceful animals on earth. This must be Paradise! I love it here! Nov. 3 - Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such an elegant creature, the very symbol of peace and tranquility. Hope it will snow soon. I love it here! Dec. 2 - It snowed last night! Woke up to find everything blanketed in white, just like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won) an
Crying officially the biggest loser on the planet LOL..just started crying during Alladin..what's wrong with me? it came to the part of the movie where the couple is flying around on the magic carpet and singing about being in their own little world and i just lost it. i want someone to want me like that! i want to be the most beautiful girl in the world to someone...but is that even possible? i can't even stand the sight of myself in the mirror! maybe im just wasting my time posting this...but i hope that there is someone out there who can help me pick myself up off the floor. someone who just wants to help me and doesn't think that i will owe them anything for their time.
What's My Kinky Turn On???
What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with You scored as BondageYour turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings. Bondage 75%Chains/Handcuffs 67%Blind Folds 58%Whips 17%Blood 0%Biting 0% hmm...hehe...*blushes* dunno what to say this one made me speechless haha cause it's soo true
3 Things To Think About...
3 Things To Think About... 1. THE COWS 2. THE CONSTITUTION 3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS ON COWS: Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give em all a cow ON THE CONSTITUTION: They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq , why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore. ON THE TEN COMMANDMENTS: The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse........ You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment.
She Suddenly Realized ....
She suddenly realized that she'd walked into an adult theatre by mistake. On the giant screen in from of her, she watched in at first horror, then with increasingly fascination as the guy on the screen started to use his tongue on the young girl he was with. Damn lucky bitch Jill said, without realizing that she'd spoken aloud. It'd been far too long since she'd had oral done to her like that. She squeezed her thighs together as she felt herself becoming horny. Jill walked into the darken picture theatre, feeling lonely and a bit lost. She'd just had a fight with her boyfriend and was feeling pissed off. Once again, they'd made love, and once again, he'd left her high and dry. When they'd first met, he had been a wonderful lover, always making sure that she'd had an orgasm. Now though, all he seemed to do was to put his cock inside her and pump a few times, climax and then just get out of the bed. She felt that she was just being used simply as vessel for him to unload his
My House
Your voice calls to me... Over thousands of miles of distant sea, You become the air that I breathe, I feel your presence and close my eyes, And tilt my head toward topaz skies, I could dim the sun with a mantle of my tears, They puddle behind closed lids to form crystal lakes, But are banked by lonely's pride, Under this golden sky I feel my lover's vow's fall, To tangle in my hair,and I cup my hands to catch them, Out of these heavy stones of agony, I will build a house for me, And every stone where I have bled, A fossilled tear of dusky red, I have not lost this love in vain, For I grow wiser through such pain. A jewel found long ago and within it lies, The growing sparkle of my eyes, How many times must a heart be broken, By words of love so softly spoken, To be battered with daggered lies, Before it learns to become wise
Mind Bobbling Questions!!!
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses? If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear he still wrong? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Is there another word for synonym? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?" Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Why don't sheep shrink when
Duracell Bunny
For once ladies and gentlemen, the title IS actually relevant to the content... For those who've read previous blog entries, you'll no doubt know that me and the princess are off to Spain on honeymoon, and we cant wait. Trouble is, its making me nervous as it is but ive done the dumb thing and downloaded a countdown timer that sits in my Firefox browser and eveytime I log on to the net, its the first thing I look at. At time of writing, it says we have 2 days, 16 hours, 18 minutes and 30 seconds till our arses are on their way to Spain. The second trouble is I havent the heart to delete Im constantly in a state of nervousness! On the bright side, I know how much time I have to sort things out and pack. Ive never been abroad before and its like a big adventure. I feel like a kid at christmas (figurativly speaking, christmas time never really got me excited as a kid). You know how kids always say things like "How many more minutes till...?" well I feel that excited wi
Perspectives And Perceptions. (page 6)
Perspectives and Perceptions. Relativity of the Human Condition. “It would be best said that all fact is derived from perspective and perception As “We” know it. To speculate that “We” as a race can answer complex equations and deliver a complete and infallible answer is completely insane.” R. Seaverns Let’s take an easy perspective on this perception of time and space, reality And fantasy, religion and science, fact and myth, truth and deception. Contradiction is the key to learning and or finding truth. To base a truth on merely one perspective is to say there is in fact no other possible answer. There can be many answers to any given question and though all answers may appear to differ, not all will be correct or wrong so much as a different perspective on the equation. For example we could use simple math to demonstrate this amazing feat of wisdom. In this mathematical problem we have to decide how to get to the true answer and that answer being 3. 2+1
The Death Of Me
Everything you could have been Everything you'll be. Everything you dream about And everything you see. All the times you feel so much And times you let them go. Times you thought you wanted love And times you'll never know. Parts of you, you cannot hide Parts I'll never see. Parts that want to be alone And parts you share with me. All these things that make you whole I love like no one could. And this is why I dream of you In ways a lover would. For friends is not enough for me I know that it's been years. But love has grown to more than this Despite my greatest fears. Take a look behind these eyes And see the death of me. The love I feel for my best friend Though he will never see.
Santa Game
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Are You Having Problems Coping
With todays shifts in our universe everything is speeding up. Time is flying by, lifes problems are becoming more intense, handling even small problems in our lives can be extremely stressful. These issues are going to become even more intense if we do not heal ourselves. Any past issues you have that are not healed will surface. They may come in the form of a person in your life, a life changing experience, illness or sometimes in a forms of depression. We tend to blame others for our issues but believe me if you are having issues you brought them to you whether good or bad. You might think I am being harsh but its the truth. First step is to take responsibility for yourself and what you can control, which is yourself!!! Have patience with yourself. We can be our own worst critic. If we are harsh with ourselves how can we possibly extend love to others in a healthy way? If we have negative thoughts and feelings what do you think is brought to you? Sometimes we are positive an
Cruelty.on Fubar At Its Worst
actually i dont know how this got start but it appears that two woman on here jumped on one because she asked a question. i read a mumm that laid it out somewhat until it got totally out of hand. a guy coming to the defense of the one girl. whether he was out of control he did supply some proof that the two woman double teamed and ganged up on the one. these two seemed to enjoy their cruelty. see for your self in this mumm i then made a statement to the two "what's the matter with you". that being the only statement. soon after that i was hit with 1 and 2's ratings when i check it was someone on one of the woman's friend list. that is bazaar next i was hit with another from the other woman Notice Crystal on the friends list Notice DJ mische... Both involved in the cruelty and both i asked what the matter with you
How Come Nobody Seems To Wana Help Out That Much
what is this with helping others but yet nobody seems to helping me . I no i have rated alot of your profile and i get nutting back no rate no add no nuttun . I help everbody out on this site i always seem to get very little help or no help at all all you peeps got to is add rate my pics. MY friend jenn is having the same problum . All i asking 4 is a little help from everbody and jenn is tired of adding peoplle who do even rate her pics i wana level before the 19 of this mouth so everbody please help.
A Recipie For Passion...
A Recipe for Passion First you need the essentials (1)Start with two ingredients That will be you and your lover Now follow each step carefully (2)First warm up your two main Ingredients with love (3) Then knead all of the parts until they feel hot (4) Use 2 cups of oil (flavored oil is best) Pick one that can be enjoyed by both Warm oil in hand first before spreading on ingredients (5)After well coated make sure that it is not absorbed up too quickly (If need be recoat several times) If well lubed (Sorry coated) It’s time to work it up to a frenzy (6) Ad a dash of lust and a pinch of ecstasy now Please remember to have plenty on hand for later You will need it! (7) If one of the ingredients begins to rise don’t worry! Place it in the other hand and plan on repeating this step over many, many times (8) Make sure the temperature is set high and let stew for hou
My heart has become an ocean, Beloved, since Thou hast poured Thy love into it. Hazrat Inayat Khan Long before I knew what a Sufi was I had a copy of Pir Vilayat’s first book, or I guess it was his first book, “Toward The One.” It had a lot of good information in it but it was almost impossible to read because of the type font and the lay out. But, inside was a poster, which I still have somewhere. I had this poster hanging in the wall of my bedroom and I used to sit on my bed and read it over and over. The above quote was the main sentence, larger than all the others, more prominent on the poster. I used to puzzle over this saying, not being sure who the Beloved was. I figured it had to be some kind of reference to God but it certainly was not the God I was taught about, a remote amorphous being who occasionally, and apparently quite randomly, deigned to notice and even less often, interfere in human affairs. I was taught that if one prayed often enough and sincerely enou
Feds Tried To Obtain Customer Book Buying Records From
(NewsTarget) Newly unsealed court records have revealed that the U.S. government issued a subpoena to seeking to obtain the identities of customers purchasing books through the Amazon marketplace. The snooping attempt was blocked by U.S. Magistrate Judge Stephen Crocker who wrote in a recently-unsealed ruling, "Well-founded or not, rumors of an Orwellian federal criminal investigation into the reading habits of Amazon's customers could frighten countless potential customers into canceling planned online book purchases." Is the U.S. government trying to profile the psychology of its citizens by secretly data mining their book purchasing habits? Since 9/11 and the passage of the ill-designed Patriot Act (which, if anything, is traitorous, not patriotic), it seems that the U.S. government is aggressively expanding its powers to search records, tap phones and surveil electronic messages, all in an effort to conduct Gestapo-like profiling operations on its own citizens. It is
Echo Angel's Time Again
Heya All Time Again My VIP Ran Out And Working Towards Getting Another One!! Lady Gray Is Offering Me One In A Give Away! :D For 10,000 Comments/Rates Combination (Rates Are 10 Points Each) Can You Help Me Get As Many Rates As Possible.. Faster That Way lol Here Is My Link Thank You SOOO Much For All Your Love And Time!! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Plz Repost/Sticky
The Song From Thursday Night
Yes, I'm in Oklahoma, and being a displaced Yankee, I, too, lol, thought country music was a bunch of cry in my beer, my wife took off with my truck and my dog kind of songs, but then somehow I started going to a few western clubs, learned slightly lol how to two-step (never had a good partner) and had a blast learning line dancing, especially with a few drinks under my belt. Besides country, they played rock generally as well. Yes, I even got myself a part time job at Drysdales Western Wear. lol Heck, employees got 40% off on personal clothes. Woo hoo. I remember so well ions ago, man it was ions ago before I ever even got married and all I had dated this guy in my home town in New York who ended up going to hmm some other state in the winter and worked on the railroad. He came back and wanted to take me to this new country bar that just opened. I was like ... are you crazy? lol I was a good girl and agreed to go. Oh my gosh, I was there for maybe five or ten minutes and I
Magic 8 Ball
Ask away............. I had to try this out~~ FEEDINGTHEDESIRE
Dance Hour @ The Playpen!
Every 1 invite your friends in for Dance Hour 9-10 est The Hottest Hour @ The Playpen! Hosted By Me DJ_DirtRacer come in for pure ass shakin songs!
Idiots On Parade
What do you get when you have a little bit of cold air, moisture, some ice on windshields, slippery streets, and Kansas drivers behind the wheels??? Idiots on Parade... I swear (okay okay, I know I know.. not nice to swear) we had a seasoned driver get in his bus the other day and tell "Control" that the defrosters haven't cleared his windshield and he didn't know what to do.. she told him to let the bus warm up a bit more-- I am thinking--DUH.. isn't that what ice scrapers are for??? He then came back with "For how long"... our bosses classic reply was "Until you can see out the windshield" HERE'S YOUR SIGN!!! Watching drivers and listening to the scanner I realize this driver isn't alone... There are lotzof them out there... Do you know what happens when you have bald tires, a junker of a pick up truck loaded down with junk and trash in the back, and you approach a stop light on a slick street??? You end up on the medium at Avenue A & Main.... I can't wait to see what liste
I Don't Give A Shit!
Don’t you hate when people say that phrase? “I don’t give a shit.” Well, who wants to receive a shit? Or when people say, “I’m going to take a shit,” is it the same shit the people who do give a shit gave away? It’s questions like these that keep me up all night. And I wonder why I can’t ever seem to keep my eyes open at work. But then again, I really don’t give a shit. I don’t take shits either. I leave them. I don’t give them, but I leave them. If someone else wants to take them, so be it, but I’m not a shit-giver. I hope I’m making my point here. But we have to look at this through multiple angles. Some people just say, “Shit!” when something goes wrong, as if that’s going to do anything to rectify the situation. Then there’s the whole, “shit out of luck” phrase that doesn’t make any f***ing sense. But we still listen to it, try to understand what it means, and then use it ourselves. I know for a fact that this is why I can’t have nice things.
Near My Work
I'm a security guard all I have to stop some one is my phone WTF. When I heard what happoned im like in this area WTF. Some one stole a car at a nother building behind my work last night at gun point. WTF is this world coming too.
I Gotta A New Puppy!!!!!!
Sex Positions
The "hottest" sex positions are the best sex positions and allow both you and your partner to experience the greatest pleasure and come to an orgasm. Seems obvious, right? But it’s amazing how many otherwise intelligent people totally miss this point. Men are often guilty of wanting to perform the kind of athletic, acrobatic, frequently-changing "sex position" style of intercourse they see in their favorite porn thinking that a woman will be impressed by their stamina and creativity, while women are often guilty of going along with what the guy wants in hopes that he’s taken their pleasure into account as well. Unfortunately this doesn’t usually happen. Some men are totally clueless and think only of how to get to their own orgasm as quickly as possible, while others want to please their partners but erroneously think this means “performing well” by keeping their erection going as long as possible. Neither works well because both have forgotten the golden key to great sex – a
Beautiful Girls
I know way too many really beautiful girls who think they don't look good... It hurts... because it's our fault, guys I mean YOU. We make girls feel like they have to be perfect. You know what I mean, flat stomach, big boobs, round booty, long legs, sexy lips, and on top of all that, they have to dress like a whore, and be one as well... nobody can measure up to that... and its not fair... because nobody should have to. Girls prefer being called beautiful instead of hott or sexy. The little imperfections are what make people special. If everyone was perfect the world would be so boring, variety is what makes life interesting. So guys, stop making girls have to live up to your, I'm sorry, our... deluded fantasy visions of perfection. Stop acting like boys and start being men... realize that women don't exist to fufill our sexual desires. Stop talking to them solely to get with them, be nice to them because you want to be their friend, not because you want to hook up with them. Say nice
I dont want to feel this way anymore Please hurry
i had a love that went away thought it would be here everyday never again will i be this sad live for the good and not the bad he treated me dirty and with disrespect now i hope to find someone and really connect the only good thing outta the whole 12 years is the two awesome kids that i hold dear when i look at their faces i cant deny the love i had wasnt all a lie they bring me love that i cant replace but his love can and will be someday i will find someone to make me complete and when i do ill consider it defeat he says ill never find a love like his well hes wrong and i will so FUCK HIM
Is It Possible To Feel Hapy Like I Do Now
well i am goin to start off by saying hey to every one. i know its been a while since ive spoken. well there has been alot of crap that has been goin on here at home, with my dad and his situation getting worse and having to put up with his crap along with the illness tell you its starting to get to me. well to the reason i am writing this. last night i went to see the lights in McAdenville. i met a really good person to take a stroll through the lights and got to admitt i had one hell of a time. i never thought i would feel safe talkin and opening up to another girl. but last night i had no worries at all. dont think i have ever laughed and had as much fun. it really sucked when tina had to go home cause all i could do is think of her. think this is a beautiful start of something good for once in my life. ty tina for a great time last night hope we can get together soon and do it again hugs n kisses
My Spot
There's a special place just below my ear speak to me quietly there whisper lightly there and you fill me with heat making me shiver as my heart skips a beat your lips kiss me gently just below there tingling sensations as you nibble my ear nipples contract and slowly take my breath I desire to take you til nothings left it's something in the way you are touching me the strength in your hands making me weak with your lips on my thighs, i close my eyes trying to hold back as my temperature rise I brace myself as you deepen me and we flow our way into ectasy reflecting on the moment how we made it here from that special spot just below my ear
Friends And Family Plz Read
Condom Vs. Tampon
A condom tells a tampon, "You always stop my business for a week!" The tampon says, "Yeah, but when you fuck up I lose my job for 9 months!"
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Sitting Here Figuring This Site Out!
I am just trying to see how many things you can do on this site. I am enjoying myself today, meeting new people and making this gray yucky day a little more brighter!
Happy Holidays From My Home To Yours
i'm 99% sure i accidentally threw out the gift card my best friend got me for christmas. it was worth $40. i'm sooooo irritated. anyone want to buy me a replacement?
Real Man
A Real man Doesn`t Take Pride In Making Love With A Lot Of Different women. ....He Takes Pride In Making Love To The Same woman In A Lot Of Different Ways
~ Christmas Lights - Tso - Another One Using Queen Of The Winter Night ~
Christmas lights set to the music of Queen of the Winter Night by Trans-Siberian Orchestra.
S-s-s Aahh, No: Cat -ur-day
Aww man Caturday! Did you say Caturday? W0o 0o 0o0 ... CAT tURr DAYaY yYy YyY Y!
Casual Sex 2
Ya know, I thought it was something I could do. But moments ago I just realized I can't. mush like the post I did before this on casual sex, I think I fit where the lady had said.. "I think a lot of times women are looking for a sort of physical intimacy or closeness, and will sometimes allow themselves to engage in casual sex to feel some of that physical closeness. Then afterwards [they] realize they're not getting what they really wanted, and that can be depressing." so, am in it for the wrong reasons. Making my mind think one thing when my being seeks something else. Ya know, I'd be ok with an fwb, but and that is a big but, I am not ok with being one of many. but I guess to narrow down an fwb who is in to just one is almost a relationship. Couldn't it be just an open relationship? like see other people but just have sex with one person or if shit starts to get deep, leave the option of backing out or moving forward. I guess I just don't know what I want, but then again i
I Believe
I believe- That we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe- That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I believe- That true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe- That you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe- That it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe- That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe- That you can keep going long after you can't. I believe- That we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I believe- That either you control your attitude or it controls you. I believe- That regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better
Bye Bye Bitch
Christmas Without You
Don't read too much into these words. I just had to get a few things off of my chest, and if you really know me (either on here or in RL) then you will be able to read between the lines... BJ I cant believe I have found you Ive searched for years and years To finally find my one true love Though my eyes still fill with tears. Tears that I can not hold you And Kiss your lips and say Merry Christmas to you my darling I wish you were here today. You see I can not tell you, As I fear you don't feel the same. So alone in my heart this Christmas In my mind I play a game. Of you and me together Waking on Christmas morn Your body and mine entwined Of a new love just born. I would hand you your present, A gold heart in a box thats blue The heart is mine for you to own To show you my love is true. Please make my dreams be real And this Christmas be with me Spend a lifetime never to part You and I were meant to be.
As Of Today,i Am Fu-angaged
For the people that I have been talking to and the ones that know this special lady.Show us some love and support,myself and onesxybrat are now fu-engage.She even took the time to alter her name to say that she is my fu-fiance.Taht's right her new anme for the time is onesxybrat..fu-fiance to Jsarge316.So what I am asking of all that read this send us your support wish us the best of luck.Thank you
Eviltaz247 In Hospital Xmas Eve
All I Need
All I Need Your love surrounds me like the air that I breathe. Your kiss touches me as gentle as a breeze. Your touch is as tender as that of a child. Your hug is warm, meek, and mild. Each day we grow older and its plain to see, The love that you give me is all that I need.
If I Had One Wish
If I had one wish, I would rewind the hands of time. Just to apologize for all the nights you cried. If I had one wish, I would take back the words that left you empty inside. Just to make you laugh agian before things had to end. If I had one wish,I would of held you closer. Just to feel your touch again would be the sweetest pleasure. If I had one wish, I would tell you all the things I never said. Just to keep you from praying and asking god why this has to happen. If I had one wish, I would never let you walk away. Just for me to tell you that without you I would truly lose it. If I had one wish, I would take back all the things I did. Just to see you happy once agian. BY:LIZ PITTMAN
Missin You
the day you walked out of my life. I felt like i lost all the things that mattered to me most back then. I never thought when you left me here standing in the pouring rain I would be the only one slowly going insane. The last kiss you ever planted on my lips were not of those that were so sweet and blissful, but that of sorrow and hate. I cannot find a reason in my mind to search for the words i cannot speak, but i know within my heart i fade away within my own skin. Nothing will ever be the same and hear i am laying on the ground screaming for you to help me be found. Im so out of touch with life that even in the dark i cannot see what is suppouse to be a light. I have nothing more to help me feel like loving agian when i lost the man who was worth loving back then BY:LIZ PITTMAN
Deceptive Mind
My heart beats for the last time, I close my eyes, I begin to cry. His soft touch no longer mine, since I have discovered his deceptive mind. He never cared for just me, turns out there were three. Who knows if there is more than that, he think he's a player, he's all that.
The Beauty Of A Woman
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, The figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen within her eyes, Because that is the doorway to her Heart, the place where Love resides. The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole. But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly gives, The passion that she shows, And the beauty of a woman with passing years-only grows!
Just A Thought That Someone Has Shared With Me
This morning when God opened a window to Heaven, He saw me, and He asked: "My child, what is your greatest wish for today?" I responded: "Please, take care of the person who is reading this message, their family and their special friends. They deserve it and I love them very much" The love of God is like the ocean, you can see its beginning, but not its end. This message works on the day you receive it. Let us see if it is true. ANGELS EXIST but sometimes, since they don't all have wings, we call them TRUE FRIENDS. Pass this on to your true friends. Something good will happen to you at 11:11 in the evening; something that you have been waiting to hear.
Now... I am whispering in your ear, slowly pressing my face against yours, Telling you how much I missed you today, You began to stand up, But , I stop you, Saying please stay, You saying baby ,I'm not going anywhere, A smile came upon my face, All you wanted to do was embrace me in your arms, Me melting into your arms, Your warm embrace,is what I've longed for all day, Being away from you, All I could think of, Was your tender kiss, Your strong arms, In which I've missed, Your eyes gazing into mine, your fingertips,gliding across my soft skin, again, whispering in your ear, w-h-e-n,w-h-e-n,w-h-e-n.....
Times Like This
It's at times like this that you realize the things you are blessed with, the things you have lost, and all things in between. Your heart is filled with joy and sullen with sadness. Erupting with laughter and toppled with anguish. The crux of the situation is often lost in translation. Although it may be easy to let one take control, maintaining the harmony is paramount. You never want to forget what you have, but do not want to disregard your mistakes. It is from the latter that one masters the most. To err is human and those that forget the past, are doomed to repeat it. So you live to lead another day, hoping that tomorrow is healthier than the past. That all of this has some greater purpose, that faith can lead you to higher ground and one can find peace on this place called Earth. Chad
A few things about English.... First, why should I have to press "1" for English? I know you've all heard that before, but seriously, why should I? Second, why don't people know how to spell? For heaven's sake, you don't sound smart using words that you can't spell or that you don't really know the meaning of. Type it in Word first and spell check it!!! I can't take you seriously enough to vote on or comment on your mumm if you don't. I just can't stand it, it's ridiculous. Third, and possibly the most important point, if I speak to you in English, why should you debate what I say. I'm telling you something, not asking your opinion. Suck it up and deal with it. I refuse to argue with an idiot. They drag me down to their level and beat me with experience always if I do.
Over There
ok i am just home from iraq well no matter what i do when i post on any sites i get booted off the site for some reason and that reason is thatthey are afrade of the truth
My Story Pt 2
The Oracle: Well, come on. I ain't gonna bite ya. Come around here, and let me have a look at ya. My goodness, look at you! You turned out all right, didn't you? How do you feel? Neo: I, uh... The Oracle: I know you're not sleeping. We'll get to that. Why don't you come and have a sit this time? Neo: Maybe I'll stand. The Oracle: Well, suit yourself. Neo: I felt like sitting. The Oracle: I know. So. Let's get the obvious stuff out of the way. Neo: You're not human, are you? The Oracle: Well it's tough to get any more obvious than that. Neo: If I had to guess, I'd say you're a program from the machine world. So is he. The Oracle: So far, so good. Neo: But if that's true, that can mean you are a part of this system, another kind of control. The Oracle: Keep going. Neo: I suppose the most obvious question is, how can I trust you? The Oracle: Bingo! It is a pickle, no doubt about it. The bad news is there's no way if you can really know whether I'm here to help you or not. So
Help Them Please
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She Dumped Me.....
Folks are strange. more often than not, i think we put ourselves into situations, we can change and chose not to. Or set ourselves up subconsciously more than our worst enemy ever could. Fear whats good, and crave whats bad. Boy people are strange. Finding things to hate, looking over your shoulder, trusting no one, seems kinda lonely to me, who wants to be chained by angst? or driven by worry? seems repetitive and common to me... i'll dance and hug, and love, and all that lonelyness....can be yours.
Happy New Years
My Poem
LOve ND SEX You do it for money not love No don't kiss meLove That isn't' part of the deal Sex is sex, love is love Don't talk, don't touch, don't feel Working girls just work Its' the money, not the sex Definitely not for love Its' the money, your money Sex is sex, love is love Drugs are bought with money You have money I give sex Sex and drugs are had with a deal Love is an arrangement Between two similar minded people Sex is sex Love is love
Matt is mad at me yet again.... He was sick new years eve so I kept my plans and went to hang out with my best friends as we do every year. That is our fun time we know we will see each other. He is always more then welcome and has fun with us most years. Well anywho he ended up calling me at my friends place so he knows where i And asks me to drive him to a party so I leave my friends to take him to this party. Once there he is all moody and wants me to ditch my friends to hang out at this party. But I didnt want to. I made my plans in advance, if he made plans in advance I would have ditched my friends to be with him no problem. After all I did last year. So I drop him off and tell him I will hang out a bit more with them, and then come to this party. Well once I get back to my friends place he calls and tells me he is walking home, I offer to go drive him he says no. So then I spend the next hour or so worrying he is out walking in the nasty cold snow alone all the way
The Color Of A Rose
The color of each rose, which are the most popular of all flowers, has its own special meaning that sends a special message to its recipient. They convey a specific meaning that has been used by people of different cultures for centuries. They are used or given at several occasions such as Weddings, Birthdays and Valentine's Day, Corporate gifts, Anniversaries and encouraging wellness just to name a few. Therefore knowing the meaning of rose colors is important in conveying the correct message that you intent to send the person/s receiving it. Sending the wrong color can convey the wrong meaning. For example, it would be quite fine to send your lover or close family members red roses on Valentine's Day but not to a co-worker, associate or friend. Likewise, knowing the meaning associated with different colored roses will help you to better understand the meaning (message) behind the color choice of roses that are sent to you. Roses are the choice of lovers worldwide and as such, it i
Erotica Anyone?
Hello, my little FUBAR freaks! I'm thinking about doing a Fantasy Friday where, every week I'll write and post some of my naughtiness for your viewing...and...personal...pleasure. :P I'd also like to invite all of you to submit to me some of your wickedness and I'll post it as well and, of course, add your name to it for full credit. I would advise to you that you copywrite EVERYTHING as I have so someone doesn't "liberate" your work from you. The easiest way to do this is: 1. Write down or print out your work. 2. I sign and date everything 3. Put it in an envelope, address it to yourself, stamp it and mail it to yourself but DO NOT OPEN IT WHEN IT COMES BACK! 4. Put the envelope somewhere safe. LOL This is legally binding and I have done it with everything I write and even with patent ideas. Ok...SO WHO'S IN??? You can read some of my recent works right here in my Blog, just look for the one's marked "XXX". Tee hee
Tomorrow will mark 4 years since my brother passed away from cancer. I miss him it seems like more and more everyday. Everything i think about what he is missing from mine and his two children's lifes. What'd i would give to have you back on this earth with us!! i miss you and love you aug 11, 1973-jan 7, 2004
Blood in dreams is rarely a well-received image, unless it is connected with an anger object. The blood of another in this case may reflect seeing oneself as ultimately victorious. Most times, blood represents depletion, injury, or death. This depletion may be physical, or it may reflect the loss of other essential resources, including emotional or financial assets. Blood can have a kind of direct meaning as life source. In this regard, blood may be seen as a metaphor for becoming one with another person-this type of feeling is conjured from our exposure to Native American blood brother images. Blood also may serve as a sacrificial metaphor-as in the sacrificial lamb or other animal. It also may have occult implications for persons involved with such practices. Draining, drinking, or drawing and/or writing with blood are practices of this nature. Many genres of cult literature often include this type of reference. Whose blood are you seeing in your dream? Can you discern who cau
Meet Me In The Stars
Meet Me In The Stars As I am saying good night, at the end of the day, And you are not here but many miles away, My heart is so empty and so lonely inside, As I wipe away a tear I am trying to hide. I close my eyes and try to go to sleep, But with the sadness inside I begin to weep. Suddenly I remember what you once said to me, Just meet me in the stars, waiting for you I will be. When distance tends to keep us apart, Remember, I still hold you near in my heart. When the night together, can't be ours, Just close your eyes and meet me in the stars. Remembering those words, I begin to smile, And gently close my eyes, lessening the miles. I can see the stars, oh how beautifully arranged, But you are not there, no hug to exchange. I sit alone waiting with hope in my heart, No longer wanting to be kept apart. Suddenly in the distance a shadow appears, A tear rolls down my face and the image is clear. There is no question it is you who I see, Waiting in the
How To Clear Your Cache, Temps And History
HOW TO CLEAR OUT YOUR TEMP FILES AND COOKIES 1) Go to the bottom left hand corner of your computer and find the word, START 2) Click " START" and then look on your opened window for the "CONTROL PANEL" and click that. 3) Next, look for the "INTERNET OPTIONS" incon, normally looks like a rounded world and click that. 4) Now, you want to go to the TEMP FILES and delete them, wait till that's all finished, then move on the delete COOKIES/CACHE and wait till that is finished. You can even clear your history. (make sure you want your history cleared before doing this) 5) Now , it's time to close your browser and reopen a new one. Hope this helped!
Day 3
Another successful day in the shop. I got the entire rear axle, rear suspension, and brakes off in one shot. Surprising, only two bolts broke in the process. A quick pressure wash and I removed the fifty years of build up off the whole assembly. Tomorrow, I'll good through, inspect all the parts, and give them a quick paint job. I've already ordered all new bushings for the spring hangers, sway bar links, and new axle straps. The shocks are being measured and new ones are on order. In the mean time, it's hurry up and wait for the parts to come in. If they don't come in within the next few days, I'll hang the assembly up temporarily, to get the chassis off the lift (got some other projects too ya know). Anyways, a heat job to the busted bolts and they both came out without a fight. I switched my attention to the front suspension. The R/F is gone. Only a few parts survived the crash, and even they are subject to a very close inspection to ensure their quality. At this point
Chocolate-banana Heaven Cake
Prep Time: 20 min Total Time: 55 min Makes: 16 servings 1 pkg. (2-layer size) chocolate cake mix (not pudding in the mix variety) 1/2 cup cocoa powder 1 cup prepared MAXWELL HOUSE Instant Coffee, cooled 4 medium ripe bananas, mashed 3 eggs 1/3 cup water 1 tsp. MAXWELL HOUSE Instant Coffee 2 Tbsp. milk, warmed 1 pkg. (8 oz.) PHILADELPHIA Cream Cheese, softened 3 squares BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Baking Chocolate, melted 2 cups powdered sugar 1/2 cup PLANTERS Chopped Pecans PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Grease and flour two 9-inch round cake pans. Cover bottoms of pans with wax paper; set aside. COMBINE cake mix and cocoa powder in large bowl. Add the prepared coffee, bananas, eggs and water; beat with electric mixer on low speed 30 sec., stopping frequently to scrape bottom and side of bowl. Beat on medium speed 2 min.; pour evenly into prepared pans. BAKE 30 to 35 min. or until toothpick inserted in centers comes out clean. Cool 10 min.; remove from pans to wire racks
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Seven Tips For Dealing With Emotional Vampires
Remind yourself (constantly) that their horrible behavior is their problem, not yours. Don't get sucked into their endless series of melodramas. Limit your interactions with them as much as is humanly possible. Always keep your cool and maintain your composure when dealing with them. (They will likely try to get you just as worked up and upset as they tend to get. After all, as we all know, "misery loves company;" so don't fall into their emotional traps.) At the workplace, you are compelled to socialize with them, at least on a minimal basis, but if they try to get you to socialize with them outside of the workplace, do not accept any of their invitations. Use a tone of voice that is not cold or cruel, but that does send the message that you intend to keep your emotional distance. Once they see that they cannot easily engage you or rile you up, the emotional vampires in your midst will likely figure out that you have already "got their number"; and chances are that
New Look Webcityradio
ok folks webcityradio goes live again on monday 14th jan with its new look so be sure to come check us out and show us some support my first show is monday 2 till 4 cst hope to see yall in there and if you have been a dj before and are intrested in getting back into it then please do let us know by filling out an application even if you havnt been a dj before and are intrested in being one then let us know also many thanks poker :)
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My Happy Hour Dedicated To Steven
Happy Hour Dedication Tonight at 10pm gmt i will be having a Happy Hour which is dedicated to my son Steven who a lot of my friends already Know has Downs Syndrome and is battling so bravely and cheerfully against cancer. A special folder has been made for steven especailly for this Happy Hour. This is the link to the first photo Steven is really excited and looking forward to seeing the screen shots which will be taken of the Happy Hour and show to him in hospital. Thanks to all my friends old and new ones and the ones i have yet to meet. Dave
I'm Blessed Again
James Brock Jr was born January 3, 2008 and I'm in love again.
Wake Up
We've all heard sayings such as "Use it or lose it", "Practice makes perfect.", "I'm a little rusty.", or "Sorry baby, I can't fuck like I used to." It applies to all aspects of human life from sports, games, drinking, drugs, art, and social interaction. If you don't keep up, you fall behind. The kind of "use it or lose it" attitude that I'm reffering to is basic political and social decsent. A few weeks ago I lost "it". Now I've got it back. I was so wrapped up in my school,job, mixing records and partying, buying the bar etc., that I lost sight of one of the most basic and important aspects of human existense: descent. Descent against social norms, and political ignorance. Descent against corrupt government, crooked cops, and descent against bliss. Yes, bliss. For a while I got so wrapped up in the normal everyday life that people go through, that I was happy. I was actually happy with the world. I said to myself, "Self, you have a beutifull life, a chance to even do more, a jo
ok ILLINOIS passed a law.No smoking at any public place.You have to be 15 feet from the front door or back door.Here is the twist.You can't smoke in your car if your in the drive-thru either.Because the law says you can not smoke by any window that can be open either.Now that sounds like bullshit to me.I am in my own truck and now they are saying I can't smoke in it.Don't get me wrong I understand about the front door but my own car no way.If they start to crack down on that in the drive-thru then most of the fast food place will lose alot of money.They need to look at the bill again and redue it.
One Missed Call
Incase you don't know this movie is just another adaptation of a japanese film of the same name. The origional had been around for at least a couple of years, long enough that there is a sequel to it already. This new version was good, but as pretty much all adaptations it relies to much on special effects. Don't get me wrong, the story is strong and didn't change much in the switch over, but if you've seen the origional you'd know that it goes on more of suspense and thrill to keep you jumping. Also, this movie reminded me a lot of the ring. The first one not the crapy sequel. Overall it movie was ok, I would give it 6 out of 10. One good thing is it used a specific ring tone as a que in the movie. I now have it as my ringtone on my phone. lol
Wanna Own Me?
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Yet Another Stupid Person ...
when will people learn? this one is from a yahoo convo so here we go [HIM]: does his ownership still apply? [ME]: yes [HIM]: ah, ok [HIM]: must have gone well this past weekend [ME]: why do you ask? [ME]: ahh, yes it did [HIM]: curious about you and your potential [HIM]: I will return. Hope we can talk more then. [ME]: as long as my master allows it [HIM]: good morning again [ME]: hello [HIM]: hello slave/slut [ME]: sub/slut [HIM]: well, I prefer slut anyway [HIM]: so [HIM]: good morning again slut [ME]: good morning [ME]: my master wouldn't like hearing you call me slut though [HIM]: he wont know [HIM]: will he? [ME]: he knows everything [HIM]: but he wont know this [ME]: depends on when he comes over and decides to check my yahoo [HIM]: is he nearby? [ME]: only a couple hours away [HIM]: did he use you this weekend like you needed it? [ME]: yes [HIM]: did you service that cock? [ME]: that would not be appropriate for me to ta
Would like to thank whoever sent me the valentines..Hugs. Also.. had couple ask where you get them.. heres a link: very cool!
The World's Largest Collection Of Female Masturbation Synonyms
+ 3 Point Shot + A night in with the girls + Airing the orchid + Applying lip gloss + Applying nail polish remover + Auditioning the finger puppets + Automatic pilot + Banging the box + Bashing the gash + Basting the tuna + Basting your turkey + Bathing the kitty + Beating around the bush + Beating the Beaver + Brushing the beaver + Brushing your afro + Buffing the bead + Buffing the Weasel + Burying the knuckle + Butterin' the muffin + Buttering your bagel + Carpet bumping + Cat got tongue + Checking for depth
Watch Me Do Me!!!
Leveling Up!
My sister and myself are in a friendly competition to see who can hit the next level before the other person... any help wouldbe much appreciated!
Cigarettes & Condoms
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts It t over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you get it? Jane: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel." The pharmacist fainted.
Interesting Facts
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. ------------------------------------------- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. tresury. ------------------------------------------- Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. ------------------------------------------- Coca-Cola was originally green. ------------------------------------------- It is impossible to lick your elbow. ------------------------------------------- The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska ------------------------------------------- The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%. (now get this...) ------------------------------------------- The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38% ------------------------------------------- The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400 ----------------------------------
Short Dick Men
I made this music player at Ok help me understand some thing? I understand the point for most on here is to get some , be naughty. What ever... Its all good. If and when I'm in the mood I can be just as naughty as the next bad girl.I had some lame ass loser who I want't attracted to ask me for my yahoo. My mistake. He was nice so I thought, so I gave it to him. Too be "friendly" So then he said do you like to suck on your fingers and I said only if they taste good. This was the only thing I said at all that was naughty. I'm sick right now. I told him this and he continued to try to get me to talk to him. He asked me didn't I have anything to say. I repeated the I'm sick comment and he proceeded to verbally spit on me. Told me that I lead him on. Hmm Some thing a rapist might say. Now understand this.. I don't care what some short dicked ugly mother fucker thinks about me. I am told I am beautiful frequently enough to not give one rats ass
Whew- Its Hot !
Bless this house, oh Lord, we cry. Please keep it cool in mid-July. Bless the walls where termites dine While ants and roaches march in time. Bless our yard where spiders pass Fire ant castles in the grass. Bless the garage, a home to please Carpenter beetles, ticks and fleas. Bless the love bugs, two by two, The gnats and mosquitoes that feed on you. Millions of creatures that fly or crawl, In the South, Lord, y ou've put them all! But this is home, and here we'll stay, So thank you Lord, for insect spray. HOLD IT............there's more............ When you experience the last two you'll know its hot YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN DEEP SOUTH IN JULY WHEN. . . The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground. The trees are whistling for the dogs. The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance. Hot water now comes out of both taps. You can make sun tea instantly. You learn that a seat belt buc
Sts-51l Challenger
STS-51L CHALLENGER The Challenger shuttle crew, of seven astronauts--including the specialties of pilot, aerospace engineers, and scientists-- died tragically in the explosion of their spacecraft during the launch of STS-51-L from the Kennedy Space Center about 11:40 a.m., EST, on January 28, 1986. The explosion occurred 73 seconds into the flight as a result of a leak in one of two Solid Rocket Boosters that ignited the main liquid fuel tank. The crewmembers of the Challenger represented a cross-section of the American population in terms of race, gender, geography, background, and religion. The explosion became one of the most significant events of the 1980s, as billions around the world saw the accident on television and empathized with any one of the several crewmembers killed. Today, the 22nd anniversary of that tragedy,I would like to dedicate this page to their memory. We will never forget you, our Challenger 7. Back row from left to right: Ellison S. Oni
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What Is Dominance And Submission?
If anyone were to ask what 'Dominance and submission' is, they would receive almost as many answers as people who practice it. D/s consists of a consensual relationship that is based around a power exchange between two people. One person is the controlling one, known as the Dominant; the other person is the controlled one, and is known as the submissive. The submissive gives a certain amount of 'power' to the Dominant over their lives. This can be as simple as the Dominant telling them what to wear each day, or can be as complex as the submissive having to ask the Dominant for permission to leave the room. The rights of the submissive are not taken from them, they are given freely, a submissive is with a Dominant by choice. The submissive wants to obey. If they did not want to be given guidance and instruction, they would not be with a Dominant. Many new people to the lifestyle think that being a dominate is very easy but in fact it is not. There is more to being a Dom than telling
A Love That Is True
A warm hand caresses my skin A single finger traces along my face Arms open wide, inviting me in I fall into a love filled embrace Soft lips fall sealing against mine Our tongues dance against each Warmth of her smooth skin seeps in A growing warmth deep inside I reach My hands slide along her smooth body Gentle curves I trace so slow Upon her thigh I stop my travel A burning quest inside me I feel grow Our kiss becomes deeper as passion soars Two lovers laying here in an embrace Moonlight floods over us now Displaying the love that we now face Her hand slides against me now Feeling the arousal that has grown I hear her breathing heavier now Fueling passion we both have known Our bodies become one in the night Completely now I enter her as she lay Traveling as one along a lust filled path Locked in this passion we long to stay Suddenly our passions gate now open Our nectar of love flows so free This night another memory has been born This is how true love is
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What I Have Learned
~I've learned ... that no matter how much I care, some people just don't care back ~I've learned ... that it takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it ~I've learned ... that it's not what you have in your life but who you have in your life that counts ~I've learned ... that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better know something ~I've learned ... that you shouldn't compare yourself to the best others can do but to the best you can do ~I've learned ... that it's not what happens to people that's important. It's what they do about it ~I've learned ... that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life ~I've learned ... that no matter how thin you slice it, there are always two sides ~I've learned ... that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be I've learned ... that it's a lot easier to react than it is to think ~I've learned ... that
My First Contest
i am in my very first contest for a 3 day blast!! it is being hosted by stephanie lynn. in order for u to bomb though u have to add, fan and rate her. so please any one who can spare a few minutes help me!!! i would appreciate it!! here is my link::
Inner Child
As I rock myself back and forth..tears falling from my eyes...I see flashes of a little girl, so small ..pale with big green eyes. She looks so scared, confused, alone, heart goes out to her, I feel her pain. I fall to my knees and tell her it will all be ok..she looks at me blankly a tear she wipes away...her lip quivers not knowing who to trust...I hold my hand out and say "come to me little one, I will never hurt you like you have been hurt before ..I will love you and nourish you and never let you go. Our eyes meet...her little hand touches mine, My body our bodies entwine in a soft embrace it's then I knew....that little girl needed a mommy...a mommy she never I opened my eyes...hugging my knees...I knew I had to be the mommy... The mommy of me.
Life Has It's Moments
life life has it's draw backs search all of your life for that one special person ,place ,thing, event and when it happens ..something causes you to loose it just has you have found it....this happened to me after 50 odd years of searching to become whole and complete ..I finally did and just as i was to finally realize it ....It all slipped away every fear i have had all of my life has come to forbearance meaning i will now live out my life alone and pass away alone having not left any mark of myself of who or what i was one to carry on my name no one to pass my stories on and on it's very depressing to finally realize you were just another person who did not matter in the grand scam of things ..none will cry or mourn your passing you will pass without anyone knowing or caring...but yet for one brief moment in time you were all to 3 people there life's revolved around you you were a father a lover a husband a provider you lived and love
A few years ago I was flying from Atlanta to Pittsburgh and while waiting at the gate, a squad of kids returning from Iraq checked in. As they boarded the plane, every first class passenger gave up their seat. The numbers worked out perfect. It was the kind of thing that restored your faith in people. I complimented one of the previous first classers who sat by me near the back of the plane and he threw up his hand saying, "It's nothing". You see that kind of thing in simple every day life, more so than formal "recognitions". A kid gets a certificate from school, something like, "This recognizes Johnny as having perfect attendance..." They refer to it as recognition, and maybe it is on some level, but true recognition is understanding what the effort entailed to achieve the goal. The child is not being rewarded for a number, but rather for dedication that it took to get up every morning in all kinds of circumstances to achieve the number. We "recognize" the achievements of histor
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Carbon Copy Scam
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Help Me Win This Milf Contest!!!!
Hey guys!!! You will find that the letter below explains what this is about!! I need YOUR help!! I am in the MILF contest held by a local radio station... please take the time to vote for me!!! Voting starts on Monday, Feb 4th at 7 pm and ends Friday @ Midnight!! HELP ME WIN!!!! Here is the link.... Thanks so much for your help!!!!!!! PLEASE SHARE THIS WITH AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE!!!!!!! Hi Brianna - Just wanted to let you know that you are a contestant in our Feb 2008 MILF contest !! Voting starts Monday at 7pm and ends Friday at midnight. So tell all your friends, family, MySpace and Facebook friends and whoever else to go vote for ya! This month, the first place winner will score gift certificates good towards salon/spa services at the new Douglas J Aveda Institute in downtown Grand Rapids. You can check out what they do at The webpage you'll go to for voting is:
The Longing Part 2 Of Pieces Of Me
You sit there my prince waiting and longing to be seen Silent in shadows you lurk longing for arms to hold you close as they once did. I hear you breathe a small sigh parts your lips as you become impatient in your waiting. My blood begins to quicken as you step ever closer near Pressing your lips to my ear whispering to me... to be with you. Your hand graces mine and no one notices You walk back across the room, your eyes never losing its gaze upon me. Knowing surely that my will can never be stronger than yours. So sure of yourself you smile slightly licking your lips to increase the intensity of the flames gathering inside my veins. Deepening your gaze and holding my eyes captive to your will. Everyone is gone now... no one is here in this place No one but you and I as it should be I feel you behind me, I feel your eyes surveying the contours of my body Deciding which to ravage first. I turn to find you but nothing is there Only darkness awaits You to
Round One Contest...
yes, there are generally sucky days even in my new paradise. today was one of them. the general suckiness continues. blow me. thank you. good night.
Are You A Democrat, A Republican, Or A Redneck?
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck? Here is a little test that will help you decide. Scenario You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Democrat's Answer Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carry
Your A Keeper
Body: Their marriage was good, their dreams focused. Their best friends lived > barely a wave away. I can see them now, Dad in trousers, tee shirt and a > hat > and Mom in a housedress, lawn mower in one hand, and dishtowel in the > other. > It was the time for fixing things. A curtain rod, the kitchen radio, > screen > door, the oven door, the hem in a dress. Things we keep. >> > >> > >> > It was a way of life, and sometimes it made me crazy. All that > re-fixing, eating, renewing, I wanted just once to be wasteful. Waste > meant > affluence. Throwing things away meant you knew there'd always be more. >> > >> > >> > But then my mother died, and on that clear summer's night, in the >> > warmth > of the hospital room, I was struck with the pain of learning that > sometimes > there isn't any more. >> > >> > >> > Sometimes, what we care about most gets all used up and goes > away...never to return. So... While we have it ... it's best we love it... > And care for
Food For Thought
JUST GOT THIS IN AN E-MAIL It's frustrating. You just cashed your check, paid rent, paid the electricity, bought the weeks groceries, the phone bill, gas, daycare, cable, internet, diapers, wipes, and whatever else came up this week, you walk out of the grocery store and someone is sitting there with their hand out, asking you, a total stranger, for money. Why should you give them money? You still have to go home and take out the garbage, wash the dishes, put the kids to bed, and pick up the house. By the time that your work day is over, it's ten o'clock and you have just enough energy to go to bed. Day after day this continues, but you keep working, doing your best. Have you ever stopped and considered what it feels like to have to ask a stranger for their money? Do you think that panhandlers don't know how hard it is to work and pay all the bills? Do you really believe that they aren't trying to take care of themselves? I am now a stable, self sufficient family man who is
Tag Your It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am one of 13 kids (his, hers, ours, and theirs) 2. I have been a cake decorator for 21 yrs, but only do it for family and friends now. 3. I have 4 girls and 1 grandson. 4. I was a widow at the age of 19. 5. I was born in Ga but raised in Oklahoma. 6. I was a Army brat and a Navy wife. 7. I have had 9 different surgeries in my much left to take out 8.I love to read 9. I have been to 42 states and 9 countries 10 I bet on a horse once at the race track in Wy and the horse tripped and died on the track and I have never bet on another horse again. OkieGirl, Cathysclown, You're kidding, Clyde, and Ce
The Color Of Friendship
My dear friend Lady Vitoria send the most beautiful commentary. Thank you for being such a beautiful friend! Wishing you a perfect day! Lady Vitoria
People Who Moan
i think if people have nothing better to say and just moan on peoples mumms coz they dont like the topic should not bother answering coz i dont wanna here it,i come here to have a good time not listen to childish moans
Chocolate-orange Cocoa Hearts
Ingredients for 1 recipe Sugar Cookie Dough, at room temperature 3 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder 2 ounces bittersweet chocolate, very finely chopped 3 tablespoons orange marmalade 1 egg white, beaten with 1/2 teaspoon water White sanding sugar, for sprinkling Equipment: 2-by-2 1/2-inch heart-shaped cookie cutter Add and sift the cocoa powder with the flour, baking powder and salt. Proceed with sugar cookie dough recipe and chill for 2 hours. Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F. Stir the chopped chocolate and marmalade together in a small bowl until combined. Sprinkle a work surface and rolling pin with confectioner's sugar and roll out dough to 1/8-inch thick. Move dough frequently to prevent it from sticking and add more confectioner's sugar to the work surface and rolling pin as needed. With a 2-by-2 1/2-inch heart-shaped cookie cutter, cut 48 hearts, re-rolling dough as needed. Place half of the hearts at least 1 inch apart on two parchment-lined baking sheets.
Surgery On February 11, 2008
Tomorrow morning at 9am, in 12.5 hours, yours trully will be entering the main hospital in Portland Oregon, OHSU, to have surgery. I\'ve kind of kept it quiet because I can almost guarantee after almost 2 years of no success in any way of stoping the 247 hella pain that leaves me either passed out 3 times a week or BLACKED OUT for as little as 15 minutes up to 3 hours at least 3 times every 2 weeks.
Another Change
Hello, I' m going to make this short. I have so much on my mind. Tomorrow I have to go to court. I only got a 24 hour notice. Its about the custody of my girls. I thought all this was over, now the Social Worker is telling me she asking for another 6 months. WHY?! I want this to end. About the Daughter, I still don't know if she pregnant. She went to the doctor and they conferm that she not, but each day I look at my daughter, her abdomen is still growing. If she not pg, what the Hell is she than? The Mister is not makin me feel any better about anything. I just want to leave. The girls still have their jobs. Let's see how long that last. I will blog after court to vent or not to vent....So... Until...
Who Is Jack Schitt?
WHO IS JACK SCHITT? For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they prod
Some Comic Clips
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Tornado Tuesday - 2/12/08
The past cannot be changed The future is still in your power Learn from yesterday Live for today Hope for tomorrow. I had a dickens of a day and the tornadoes that hit my area came that close! Glad to have gotten through another “storm” and wishing you a safe and beautiful day, today and every day!
Before You Join A Wiccan Or Pagan Coven
You’ve found the coven that you think is right for you – in fact, they’re PERFECT!! -- and they’ve asked you to join. So now what do you do? Before you say yes, ask yourself the following: Can I fulfill the time commitment required of me? The coven may have some obligations that its members are expected to fulfill. Can you show up on time and prepared for meetings? Do you have the time and energy to devote to studying, reading, and learning whatever requirements are set for members? If your coven meets every Saturday, but that's the day your kids have soccer games, will you be forced to make a choice between your coven and your family? If you can't devote the required amount of time to this coven, it may not be wise to join just yet. Can I follow the coven’s rules? In many traditions, the secrets of the coven are oathbound and initiatory -- which means you can't go home and blab to your spouse about all the stuff you did in ritual. It's also not uncommon for a coven to requir
Lost Souls
What The Hell I Just Dont Get It..
Inspirational Funny Quotes
Nothing interferes with my concentration. You could put an orgy in my office and I wouldn't look up. Well, maybe once. The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that one often comes from a strong will, and the other from a strong won't. Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose. Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so. Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use. My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened. My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women. Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. Never exaggerate your faults.
My Thank Yous!
These wonderful people helped me earn my happy hour! Go show them some love! And be sure and level those people up TOMORROW NIGHT @ 11pm Fubar Time (that's 1am Saturday, Central) I am pretty sure I have everyone on here, but if for some reason I don't please let me know and I'll add you! First off, my lovely slave. Often stickied my bully and bombed me more then I bombed myself. Hopeless Romantic @ fubar This lovely lady not only stickied many bulletins, she VIP'd me so I stuck out more! ~Mz Attitude~ @ fubar This wonderful daddy helped me stay sticky! CaTDaddy@ fubar Shadow Levelers and Demon Crew ☺Katie☺@ fubar $ç()øTéR™@ fubar ♪LilBamaGirl♪@ fubar Heretic Goddess@ fubar ♪♫♥♥Teresa♪♫♥♥@ fubar
Mother's Dictionary
Mother's dictionary Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too. Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children play outside. Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins. Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. Family planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. Full name: What you call your child when you're mad at him. Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right. Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word. Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid. Independent: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say. Look out: What it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream it. Pr
Empathic whirlwind, scattered emotions feeding upon each other. Changing, merging, growing stronger. Confusion, uncertainty. Absolution sought. Condemnation gained. Weariness, regret for things unknown. Time slows and slows and slows. What was gained is lost. I must sleep before time stops completely. Ambivalent silence feeds my soul with despair. Seeds of decayed embryos planted in the sun scorched dust of my whithered heart sprout forth in hideous mockery of life blooming into sickly shadows that stretch across to block the light. Darkness rises.
You Know Your A Redneck When.....
1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 5. You think the "nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive. 6. The salvation army declines your furniture. 7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You keep a can of raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. 12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. 13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. 14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog 15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program. 16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold. 17. You have a rag for a gas cap. 18
Portabella Mushrooms Stuff With Cajun Pork
I love this recipe, it is so yummy Portabella Mushrooms Stuffed with Cajun Pork A charming appetizer with kick. This recipe can be doubled to feed a bigger crowd. For the stuffing: 1 small onion, finely chopped 1 tablespoon olive oil 1/4 cup bread crumbs 1/2 cup chicken broth 1/2 teaspoon dried marjoram 1/4 teaspoon cayenne 1/4 teaspoon paprika 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper 1/8 teaspoon garlic powder 1/2 teaspoon cider vinegar 8 ounces ground pork For the stuffing: 12 portobella mushroom caps (about 2" diameter each), stemmed 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/8 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper Olive oil for brushing mushrooms To make the stuffing: In a medium sauté pan over medium heat, cook the onion in the olive oil for 3 to 4 minutes or until the onions are tender. Remove from stove and chill completely. In a medium mixing bowl, combine the bread crumbs and the chicken
Comment Bomb Please
Long Time
howdy friends and friends i have yet to meet.its been a good while since i been able to log on.these last few weeks between school and work full time each,i think ive hadabout 12 seconds to scratch my ass.
To All The Single Ladies Out There
Here are some statistics for all of us single ladies out there.... The divorce rate has raised 20% in the past 5 years. This means less relationships working out. The domestic violence cases has raised 15% in the past 3 years. This means more violent men. The percentage of men not paying child support has raised almost 50% in the past 10 years. This means more dead beat dads. The percentage of single men has dropped 15% in the last 5 years and single women has raised 7% in the last 5 years. This means less available men. SO IN OTHER WORDS.... WE MIGHT AS WELL GIVE IT UP LADIES!!! AND IF YOU ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO FIND SOMEONE... KEEP HIM... AND PROTECT HIM... TY
Lita Ford - Lisa !
Ever Can I Reuse My Old Pc...
Here is the perfect way
Memorial To A Friend
I saw you just last night Though I knew nothing would be changing The friendship we gained Left out in the rain As though I'd never see you again I sat in a daze with my mind off in a distance Thinking of the place where you now stay Not knowing what to do I stayed in my place Just thinking of the place you lay Neatly kept with a white picket fence A place that shows we care Cold in the winter and warm in the summer With birds chirping in the air Though laid to rest Your memory lives on Of the times You were at your best The night you left us will never be forgotten Our hearts are still filled with the pain The tears we cry For the night you died Fell like the hardest rain Though years will pass The pain will forever last I saw you just yesterday Please tell us what we can do To make the pain go away Though your spirit lives on May you rest in peace Eventually we will let the pain in our hearts finally cease Though death is not forever We will again all
Auction Will Be Running March 10-17th
Thats right I would like to host an auction beginning around the 10th of March and running for one week (March 17th). I am looking for at least 10 entries (if i get more even better). There will be a 25,000 fubucks entry fee but the minimum bid will be 50,000 so you will earn that fee back easily. Auction Details: *No Drama will be tolerated either from the bidders or those up for auction. If drama is involved you will be pulled from the auction. *Cash bids will override any FuBucks bids. *Auction will run from March 10th at Noon EST until March 17th at Noon EST. *There is a $25,000 FuBuck Entry Fee. *Minimum Bids will begin at $50,000 FuBucks. *All Prizes go to those up for auction, not to me, I am just hosting this. *If someone decides not to pay up and they have the winning bid I will post blogs/bulletins about this and the winning bid will then go to the next closest bid. *Those up for auction have the right to refuse any bids. *These rules may chan
Fubucks For Free On Fubar... Want Mine???
$1,000 FUBUX QUICK! Wanna make a quick $1,000 FuBux? I wanna win a HH & I am willing to pay U to help me do so!! lol - Go Add, Fan & RAte, StephanieLynn & tell her MzMic sent you! When she confirms that you have done so, I will send you the FUBux! :) Stephanie Lynn@ fubar That's it!! That's All... What are you waiting for? lmfao! GO DO IT!! Heck... if you already have her added... Then add me, with a message titled "MikeS, family feud" and I will also send you $1,000 fubux!! lol ~MzMic~ (Taken by MikeS) Sisters4Life@ fubar Don't just sit there!! Get busy! hehehe IF you have me added already then add him....with the Message.. "MikeS family feud.. for MzMic!" ~*Mike S*~ ~Taken by MzMic~ *father of |RS-113|*@ fubar IF ALL THESE OPTIONS HAVE FAILED TO EARN you the 1,000 fubux... THEN...Go A/F/R M$ Dalla$... with the message, MzMic luvs her! and Add/Rate/Fan her friends.. The Boss & Biker Al, with the message that M$ Dalla$ sent you!!!! and I will add $1,
New Id's Plez Copy
we have all new id's please copy them because as you all know the misfit home page is not about point even though you need to rate the blog's and if it is about leveling someone you need to leave a comment letting us know if you are going to help so we will know just how many people helping so we know about how long it is going to take us to level that person but about the pic's on the home page i have them set so no rip's can be done only copy and please watch our status while we are leveling that tells how much point's are left or if we are done..thank you for being such a wonderful and loving family and i welcome all our new members to our family. hope you all are having a wonderful weekend and please keep 1 of our new members elder rani in your thoughts and prayers please!!!!! thank you all ladymoose760 aka..laura
When Change Is Not Enough: Seven Steps To Revolution
When Change Is Not Enough: Seven Steps to Revolution By Sara Robinson, Campaign for America's Future Posted on February 22, 2008, Printed on February 22, 2008 "Those who make peaceful evolution impossible make violent revolution inevitable." -- John F. Kennedy There's one thing for sure: 2008 isn't anything like politics as usual. The corporate media (with their unerring eye for the obvious point) is fixated on the narrative that, for the first time ever, Americans will likely end this year with either a woman or a black man headed for the White House. Bloggers are telling stories from the front lines of primaries and caucuses that look like something from the early 60s -- people lining up before dawn to vote in Manoa, Hawaii yesterday; a thousand black college students in Prairie View, Texas marching 10 miles to cast their early votes in the face of a county that tried to disenfranchise them. In recent months, we've also been gobstopped by th
Starting College:)
Well I guess I am going back to school this is something I have always wanted to pursue but never seemed to have the support I needed so now at the age of 47 I will be starting distance learning program which is mostly on the computer but still have to go to campus to do some of my classes.My husband is paying for me to go back and is so supportive of me doing this.Everyone might like to know what I am going to college for I have been a veterinary assistant for 10 plus years and in 4 years I can be a Veterinary Technician making more money at the practice I am already working at.Why the because I am so excited and want all my friends on here to know then the other reason after May 12th when my summer classes begin..I will hardly be on fubar at all anymore.Will try to get on maybe once a week or once every two weeks to let you know how my school is going.Anyone who really wants to stay in touch with me outside of the fu my yahoo ID and messenger is fantasiablondie69.Everyone o
Seize The Day - Avenged Sevenfold
Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time But I'm too young to worry These streets we travel on will undergo our same lost past I found you here, now please just stay for a while I can move on with you around I hand you my mortal life, but will it be forever? I'd do anything for a smile, holding you 'til our time is done We both know the day will come, but I don't want to leave you I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time But I'm too young to worry (a melody, a memory, or just one picture) Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over Newborn life replacing all of us, changing this fable we live in No longer needed here so where do we go? Will you take a journey tonight, follow me past the walls of death? But girl, what if there is no eternal lif
The Biggest 4 Letter Word
LOVE 1 a (1): strong affection for another arising out of kinship or personal ties (2): attraction based on sexual desire : affection and tenderness felt by lovers (3): affection based on admiration, benevolence, or common interests b: an assurance of love 2: warm attachment, enthusiasm, or devotion 3 a: the object of attachment, devotion, or admiration b (1): a beloved person : DARLING —often used as a term of endearment (2)British —used as an informal term of address4 a: unselfish loyal and benevolent concern for the good of another: as (1): the fatherly concern of God for humankind (2): brotherly concern for others b: a person's adoration of God5: a god or personification of love6: an amorous episode : LOVE AFFAIR7: the sexual embrace : 1: to hold dear : CHERISH2 a: to feel a lover's passion, devotion, or tenderness for b (1): CARESS (2): to fondle amorously (3): to copulate with3: to like or desire actively : take pleasure in 4: to thrive in intransitive verb: to feel aff
Me Me Me
as you all know by now im heather im 23 f zanesville ohio i am known to be loco and as people tell me dangerous is my middle name i am goth and love it i have 8 piercings guess where aha ha ha ha anywaz i am a real drinker i dont drink beer though um yuck i drink liqour whiskey all the real shit and i am no light weight at all i remember everything when i drink to so i have no excuse when i do dumb shit im a nympho i love sex a lot pain is my middle name the more pain the more exotic and outragous i get while having sex i love to be bit and sucked on i love to cut and draw blood im a real freak on top of being bi sexual to yea i do have naked photos and i am debaiting on putting them on here i dont know yet if i will or not though i am a heavy set girl but i know im beautiful i get told that shit every day by someone new (it actually gets old) i love to dance and drink im a flirt and tease that def knows how to please well this is a lil about me get at me to find out more kisses
I find diamonds in the strangest places... shimmering dimly as they form from ashes, ashes of you. my brain is sputtering, stuttering, shuddering.... pressure skews, recreates, dictates... I am a blurry photograph, taken too fast.. how long will this surface last even now I fade... a banished shadow, waiting to break... to feel...kill, exxagerate, reiterate... where was I? liberate me from this burden.... chopped, screwed... what views? I can not, will not.....rescind... I'm bitter, and apparently blind... if I see too well... nn...go to Hell.
i think i love him, im sure i do, at times he makes me unsure of what to do, he leaves me breathless he leaves me in shivers he is absolutely beautiful in every way my only question is where did he come from? why does he have to be so far away? what do i do now? he in my heart though i dont know how. i love him im sure i do.
That Man (fixed)
Lock eyes Hold hands and Its starts with a kiss Lost In love When You feel His lips And this trust that once was Now you will risk. He puts all out there that your the only one But Deep in his heart hidden he still wants to have fun. So For a long time he breaks your heart with lies after lies But never Cheats On you But his lies will make your Broken Heart Decide He think to himself You stuck by him for so many years But it all became real when he thought he would lose you so he wiped you tears A better man He plans to be and thats what he will stay But your broken heart wont let you forget all those crying days The man that you met is right in your face But the hurt look in your eye has now turn to hate A tear runs down his face with his arms open wide You try to love and make love but in your heart you despise He tyrs to love you sorry for his ways But in your heart you have already walk away And when THAT MAN realized that He knew he could not stay
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The Lyrics
Cheat the odds that made you Brave to try to gamble at times Well I feel like dirty laundry Sending sickness on down the line Tell you why cause Im jealous, jealous again Thought it time I let you in Yeah, Im jealous, jealous again Got no time, baby Always drunk on sunday Tryn to feel like Im at home Smell the gasoline burning Boys out feeling nervous and cold (repeat 1st chorus) Stop, understand me I aint afraid of losing face Stop, understand me I aint afraid of ever losing faith in you Never felt like smiling Sugar wanna kill me yet Find me loose lipped and laughing Singing songs aint got no regrets (repeat 1st and 2nd chorus) Dont you think I want to Dont you think I would Dont you think Id tell you baby If I only could Am I acting crazy Am I just too proud Am I just plain lazy Am i, am i, am i, ever (repeat 1st chorus)
The Bra Risk
Wearing bras greatly increases the risk of breast cancer in women. An extensive survey has shown that the number of hours per day the bra is worn is the biggest factor in the degree of risk. Women who rarely or never wore bras had a 1 in 168 chance of developing breast cancer. Those who wore them more often, but less than 12 hours per day: 1 in 152. More than 12 hours per day, but less than 24: 1 in 7. Twenty-four hours a day: 3 in 4. This is a serious health factor that every woman should know about. It is not just a few percentage points like many risks. The survey did not absolutely establish the reason, but it is probable that it is restriction of lymph flow. The lymphatic system washes away the natural toxins and waste products of cells. Body movement is important in the flow. The combination of tightness and lack of movement of the breasts can slow or even stop the flow and allow toxins to build up in the area. As the public waits for further studies
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~love Letters~
~Love Letters In The Sand~ On a day like today We pass the time away Writing love letters in the sand How you laughed when I cried Each time I saw the tide Take our love letters from the sand You made a vow that you would ever be true But somehow that vow meant nothing to you Now my broken heart aches With every wave that breaks Over love letters in the sand Peace.
Gonna Get Dirrty
Tuesday evening after I got home, I was still moping around, still feeling bitter and rejected due to being dumped via email. I was shuffling rather aimlessly down Congress Ave, thinking about how ugly the world is, listening to a street performer play a sad song on the sax. It was all very poetic. Then, as I passed the State Theater, I saw a sign. The sign was the movie poster for Labyrinth, which will be playing this week. Considering I had a date scheduled the next day with Suzi, I thought this sign was a sign. All would be okay. Dance Magic, Drink. Boo yah! After eating some junk food, I went to the bar by where I stay and ordered a drink and flipped through The Daily Texan while waiting to hear from one of my peeps to see what was happening later that day. Once I got to the end of my drink though, the happiness of knowing I'd soon be able to see Beyonce's crotch on the big screen had worn off. I decided I would go home, call it a night, save my energy for another day's
Harry Belafonte Vs. Animal !
The Mirror
looking in the mirror. can't you see what everybody sees? thought you'd see things clearer, but you brought yourself down to your knees. and i'm looking through you. through you. do you? don't you recognize all the signs? you wanted to get somewhere. so you used your friends to hitch a ride. Now you've reached that somewhere, but you feel so alone 'there' every night. don't you wanna get back to? back to? do you? don't you remember the way home? it a true again? can you still refrain? is the pleasure worth all this pain? ...the mirror looks back at you and it sees what everybody sees. it know it's gonna get you, but you're too blind to let yourself be free. even the mirror looks through you. through you. do you? don't you recognize all the signs? you're staring at some strangers face. it's to late! can't you find your way out of this maze. it's to late! no one's as blind as he who will not see. guess that it's over, can't you see you and me. guess that it's over for me. can't you
Good Morning
I look to the moon to light my path.. The darkness drapes over me as I walk alone down this lonely road… I came to this place in search of something.. Something maybe this time I could keep? The dim light casts shapes dancing in my view, as I continue on. I have fought for everything. Even if I lost I have won… Now I am here alone in this place. The ghosts still walk these worn roads… Now it is I that wonder among the wraiths… Everything I try and remember, it has been to slowly forget.. All I knew never was… Lies drip from tongues of loved ones.. My blood has streamed for causes not my own. At times like these all I can see, Is a strange standing in for me. I would do it all again, in the end. For all that once was, Has paved the road for what will be. Through the pain and hardships now I see. That each second I died… I became more of me. I say so long to the parts that have gone in my wake… I feel like all of sudden, I am awaking from a dream.. This dr
Come See What's Goin On!!!!!
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Seducing The Darkness
Seducing the Darkness. I sit here in my darkened world, waiting, screaming, crying. You look at me and smile but all I see is hate and disgust. I reach out my hand to touch you but your no longer there. Blood streaming its no longer tears that I cry. My heart achs and every breath that I take is full of missery and pain. You come back in and stair from afar. My head pounding as I scream and you ignore my calls. This darkness take over me I am no longer myself as I sink into the floors of my heart. Oh sweet darkness hold me close for he wont, make the tears stop I dont want to cry anymore. Make the hurt go away as I embrass this hate I feel ripping away at my insides as my soul thrusts out like blood thirsty wolf. Once again I hold my hand out and reach but you push me down and hold my head under all the tears and blood I have shed that now fill this room. Laughter fills me as I drown. The seduction of death takes over me and Im no longer alive in your hands. You shed a tear a
Friday Opie And Anthony Links: Bob Kelly, Joel Mchale, Jim Norton In Atlanta Tonight, New Old School O&a Video, Animation Contest, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Anthony and the Tax Man online Now!!) Jim Norton's Got TEN CD's Worth Of Material online - order 'The Best Of Jim Norton' on iTunes NOW! Li'l Jimmy's also doing a li'l comedy tour (he's in HOTlanta right now!) and you can see him in YOUR town if you get your tickets now! Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram our pal Bob Kelly is hanging in studio, filling in for the out-of-town James Norton, and we'll also be talking with our pal Joel Mchale from The Soup. Remember, if you want to see any of these really important celebrities LIVE, in-studio... or stupid Bob Kelly, just remember to turn on your PalTalk!... you can watch the show LIVE, as it happens. Or, if you're anything like us, you're paying close attention Ladies Of Paltalk, namely that chick with the fantastic ass who derails the show once every fifteen minutes or so... OLD SCHOOL OPIE
This Is My Tarot Card
You are The Magician Skill, wisdom, adaptation. Craft, cunning, depending on dignity. Eleoquent and charismatic both verbally and in writing, you are clever, witty, inventive and persuasive. The Magician is the male power of creation, creation by willpower and desire. In that ancient sense, it is the ability to make things so just by speaking them aloud. Reflecting this is the fact that the Magician is represented by Mercury. He represents the gift of tongues, a smooth talker, a salesman. Also clever with the slight of hand and a medicine man - either a real doctor or someone trying to sell you snake oil. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.
Okay - so to any of you who have been, or are a godfather or higher .. What are some pointers on leveling up - without having contests & giveaways - I am BROKE & Fu-Broke! And I don't have a suga daddy that'll buy me blasts & happy hours lol!
I'm Up For Auction!!!
Ok it's on...start bidding!! Remember the minimum starting bid is 50,000 Fubucks. Click on this pic and it will take you right to where you need to go to start bidding. HAVE FUN AND GOOD LUCK!!! Remember all money offers trump any fubuck bid. The rules and details are: Rules/Details 1. No Drama. Drama= U getting pulled from auction. 2. Cash bids top any FuBuck bids. 3. Minimum Bids will begin at $50,000 FuBucks. 4. Those up for auction have the right to refuse any bids
Ten Ways To Piss Off A Pagan
1. Ask them if they are Satan worshippers. 2. Be considerate, rearrange their altar so it will look neat. 3. Blow out their altar candle if it is still daylight. (No need to waste a good candle!) 4. Pick up their gems for a closer look. 5. Sharpen their dull black-handled knife. 6. Witness to them about the "true religion". 7. Untie the knots in their cord. 8. Take hold of their jewelry for a closer look. 9. Play card games with their Tarot cards. 10. Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.
New Auction: A Little Different This Time Around
I'm thinking of doing something a little different for the next auction I host. I'm thinking of doing a silent auction where all bids would be sent to me by private message instead of posted as comments that way you would have to bid the max you'd be willing to pay to own the person but that would also mean everyone would have to offer the most they'd be willing to offer up front to try to get the best bids possible. So if I do decide to host one leave me a comment here this will be for guys and girls this time! I will contact you if I decide to host it! It would only last for 3 days instead of the usual week and if I do decide to do it, it will start on Wednesday 3/12/08 at 12:01 am central time. and run until 12:01am Saturday 3/15/08
Info As Of 3-11-08
Well we had another appointment today and we finally know what we are having. Its a baby LOL you will see in the images for yourself. Everything is going great right now and my wife is doing great too. The baby is really starting to move around now and i lay and hold her stomach just to get a chance to feel it. The doctor says everything is progressing right on schedule with the pregnancy and he sees no problems at this time. The wife goes back next week for her sugar test other trhen that the only new thing is they have updated her due date to July 6th. Here are the images we got to see today. AND THE SURVEY SAYS ITS A..................
Ms. Netiquette Letter From Soldier
Dear Ms. Netiquette, I have a question/issue I'd like to bring up with you and see how you feel on this subject. I'm currently a soldier; Lt. Colonel, in the United States Army and deployed to Iraq. I'd say 95% of Pogo players have been VERY supportive and very friendly, and to those people I say THANK YOU-- it means the world to a soldier to hear those words or support and caring. Now to the issue I write you about. That other five percent. While chatting there have been times when someone will pipe in with "there is no way you're in Iraq," "They don't have computers for soldiers in Iraq," or "Well, it's nice to see our taxes are going." I'd like to say first off, YES-- the military has access to the net over here in Iraq. Sometimes the connections aren't the best but we DO have Internet, and a LOT of soldiers (and other military groups) have brought their own computers from home. As for what our tax payer's dollars are going towards-- please know it's not often that we get d
It's Raining Skins (repost For Year Of The Dragon)
Been a while, so I have a few more than usual to share. Please repost...and please STOP removing mine and Tiks names from the skin codes. I have even written a blog to help you create your own skins. It takes time to learn things...stealing from still stealing. Codes don't appear magically, they are created bit by bit. Please remember and respect. Not too much to it? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ For Help Ripping Skins...Check out my Step By Step FuBar Support Blog Also have a blog to help with downloading Fonts onto your computer. THIS is the blog to help you MAKE YOUR OWN SKIN! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My Link.. Year of the Dragon™@ fubar ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tired Of Coming In 2nd
I really am tired of coming in 2nd place...They will find the time to spend with others online, but when I am here right in front of them, they choose to do something else...Is this punishment for the years they were ignored? Maybe, but even so, when is enough, enough? Does a fight have to start in order for them to be able to talk to me? If that is how it's going to be each and every day, no matter how much I try to avoid it, why bother? Why can't love be enough? They say that they just want to be loved, but it must not be by me... I guess I am just a horrible person and deserve what I get...going to be in a loveless, hopeless relationship forever... as the song goes, "Pain, without love, pain, can't get enough, pain without love...I'd rather feel pain then nothing at all".
Will You Ever?
I don't think you will ever fully understand how you've touched my life and made me who I am. I don't think you could ever know just how truly special you are that even on the darkest nights you are my brightest star. I don't think you will ever fully comprehend how you've made my dreams come true or how you've opened my heart to love and the wonders it can do. You've allowed me to experience something very hard to find unconditional love that exists in my body, soul, and mind. I don't think you could ever feel all the love I have to give and I'm sure you'll never realize you've been my will to live. You are an amazing person and without you I don't know where I'd be. Having you in my life completes and fulfills every part of me.
For Those Who Don't Know Already
We finally got done moving. We now live in a three story San-Fransisco style townhome. Its not far from where we use to live, but its alright for now. Took us a month to get everything moved and sorted. There's still unpacked stuff, but that's tolerable, the essentials are out and about. Midnight's gotten used to where we live, so its easy for her to go out and come home when she can. She's the only cat here, as there's nothing but dogs around. While we were moving, however, our old place got broken into in early Jan. My father figured out who was, but we didn't report it [as my father doesn't like how the cops do things out here. Hell, they haven't done a damn thing about me OR my brother getting assaulted yet.] Besides, the only thing they stole was twenty dollars worth of state quarters, which is funny when you think about it. Yet it's still a pisser, as my step mother has to re-collect each state coin. I made sure she had three important states, though, so we can collect t
Don't You Want One Of These Great Prizes??
Ok I finally decided to hold my first contest. It's gonna be a Me & My Closest Friends Picture contest. Any picture of you and one or more of your closest friends, whether it be Fu-friends or real life friends doesn't matter. Just pick your favorite picture (it can be made or you together in real life)and send it to me. The contest will begin @ 8am est on March 24th and will last for 2 weeks ending @ 8am est on April 7th. If you have any questions feel free to message me and I will get back to you ASAP! The prizes are as follows: First place gets choice of 1 month VIP or 7 day blast. Second place gets a 3 day blast or Fu-bling pack and Third place gets a Fu- bling prize. Here is the rules: 1: NO DRAMA!!! You or your bombers cause it and your gone!!! 2: You must have a salute to enter. 3: No cheatin!!! That means no scripts or anything along that line. If you are caught cheatin you will be gone! 4: Self bombin is allowed and encourged! 5: Rates are
Please Add Him
Please add my Owner/Master! He's kick ass! MASTER APOPHIS ☻♦◊Master to PlusSizedVixen◊♦☻@ fubar
This Is My Story.......
People often stop by and ask me if I am an "Aussie" or they tell me I am not an "Aussie". They are 100% correct! I am not an Aussie. Although I am "Aussie" in my own right! Sit back my children and let me spin the tale of how I became....."Aussie". It was the best of times, it was the worst of was a hot day in Iraq as usual. I was starting to “chaf” more and more everyday! I had to find a way to make it stop! So I tried to go commando( not wearing underwear- for those who just don't get it). That didn't work either. The uniform's crotch is just rubbing me raw! What in god's name am I going to do? I can't spend all of my time in Iraq; fighting terrorism, only to have my crotch rubbed raw as my first concern. The humanity! So I was on my last attempt at finding something that was suitable for my loins. The boxer briefs made their way into my hands. Excitedly I tried them on( more like, this needs to work or I am fucked), they did the job just perfectly. Soon t
Def Leppard Live In The Round ! - Women ! Only On Dvd !
Annoying Nonsense On Fubar
Don't you just love the people who say "no drama" and then go on for paragraphs on end with their drama? The ones who say "no haterz" and then launch on a tirade of hate? The people who are strongly against censorship but automatically class a person as worthless if they have "Satan, Demon, Bitch, Slut, (or) Whore" in their names? Me, I'm going to start screenshotting some of these hypocrites and putting their nonsense out for all to see. I'll be merciful enough not to identify them (unless they want their idiocy shown to the whole world with their name along with it.)
fingertips tingling stomach turning heart pounding nervous excitement. ive made up my mind "are you ready", he asks its my first time some say its painful others, i hear, get pleasure from it i wonder how it will be for me "im ready", I say with a nervous smile Hes gloved, he touches me gently with an understanding of my fear he leans me back and positions me just perfectly he wettens his tool and gently enters me i squeeze shut my eyes and envision the end result short strokes, long strokes each as intense as the one before "your taking it well", he says he strokes my; skin with every other pass and assures me hes almost done he completes his task with a sigh of satisfaction I untense my body and open my eyes he helps me up my body is different now i have my first tattoo debbie holt 01/12/08
Omg Is This True?
Sitting Here On Fubar
So I sit in front of my computer screen after I started a Mumm. And I listen to all the hits one right after the other. It gets to be kind of deafening, boom, boom, boom. I am not complaining though the first Mumm I did only had 12 views and 1 vote.
Goodbye Amanda
To feel this misery is impossible to stand Now that you're gone where's my soft place to land My angel is now in heaven watching over me She's happy and careless forever pain free So to heaven dear Amanda forever in my heart Our friendship won't end or ever be apart
Csi Or Law & Order
I'm so sick of seeing this shit! I love em both...but DAMN!!! I'm just gone take the damn survey Isn't that spam???
Once Again Another Dumb Fuck!!!
So, here it is Yes I am going to be a Grandmother most definately. The Grandbaby is due Nov. 12 th. Even though I am not happy nor proud of this, I will still do what is right. I will love this baby and beat my son ( just kidding ).I will love the baby and help him as he needs me.Kinda cute he has managed to call me 16 times today. He is telling me he is scared to death. Well, I told him better get your butt in gear.Get your GED and get your affairs in order.
Expecting The Surprise Baby #4.
I would just like to officially announce that I have recently found out that I am expecting baby #4. TO MY SURPRISE!!!! I was scheduled to have my tubes tied back in Dec'07 but i had an insurance issue at the last min. and was forced to cancel the surgery. This is deffinetly a major surprise in my life and also mrhappy734 who is the Daddy. So please stop by and congradulate's his first child!!!!!!!!
She Means Alot To Me...
This is something I felt like writing... My sister who is a few years younger then me has Diabetes recently had eye surgery done on her eye twice and the 2nd time around they have told her that she wont be able to see in her right eye. When my Mom told me I cried, and cried. I just couldnt believe this was happening to my sister, let alone my baby sister. Some of you may know her and some dont, I ask can you please keep her in your prayers... She means alot to me... Thanks to all who read this blog...Blessings to you... P.S. If you have Diabetes please take it seriously and take care of yourself...
I Love This Song!
I've been sitting here staring at the clock on the wall And I've been laying here praying, praying she won't call It's just another call from home And you'll get it and be gone And I'll be crying And I'll be begging you, baby Beg you not to leave But I'll be left here waiting With my Heart on my sleeve Oh, for the next time we'll be here Seems like a million years And I think I'm dying What do I have to do to make you see She can't love you like me Why don't you stay I'm down on my knees I'm so tired of being lonely Don't I give you what you need When she calls you to go There is one thing you should know We don't have to live this way Baby, why don't you stay You keep telling me, baby There will come a time When you will leave her arms And forever be in mine But I don't think that's the truth And I don't like being used and I'm tired of waiting It's too much pain to have to bare To love a man you have to share Why don't you stay I'm down on my
Stitched Up & Caged
I'm all stitched up now. I have nothing more to say. Oh well, fuck it! They didn't want to hear it anyway! All alone in my cell I sway with rage. Alone in the shadows I'm locked in a cage. My heart is black and my skin is numb. I go through times where I feel blind, deaf, and dumb, To the world around me though there it may be, Yet I find myself paralyzed but what I see. Waite! I feel something! It must have been left on the floor of my cage. A pin, a razor blade and a tattered old page. The last page of my journal or so it would seem to be. My last chance to cry out and make all you people see. That I used to sing and be happy. I had love, money, and a family. But thats all gone away now and I'm left here today. I'm stitched up in my cage what more can I say. I've stitched my heart back together and I've glued it shut. Black it still beats and it pumps despite all these cuts. Black blood flows underneath my flesh underneath my skin. And these soulless eyes are
Didn't No Proper Link New Tag Site
Picture way to small Since I lost my Glasses can barely see it
New Fubarian-mary
Please help my friend out she's just joined Fubar & needs your help to her your love Fan/Add/Rate thank you many hugs from me to you xxxx angel@ fubar Get More at
1800 Twin Turbo Chevelle
Jim Beadling's Twin Turbo 1966 Chevelle makes 1800
What Kind Of Puzzle Are You?
You are a Rubik's Cube You are engaging and popular. People are drawn to your colorful personality. As much as they try, people can't stay away from you. And while you seem easy to understand, people can't figure out what direction you're coming from. What Kind of Puzzle Are You?
Auctions ooo I r for sale :D for real fu bucks
To My Friend
LOL maybe i am just new to this site but I found an old friend back in the day I use to know.. Commented on there page and they replied to see how i was etc etc. But when i go to reply back I'm block lol... I just think its weird you can block your own friends on your friends list from ever having contact with you... anyways melissa if you get this unblock my ass lol later chris
Emotions...It's funny how they get bottled up and build up inside of a soul. A Failure to Cope Human hearts bottle up emotions for a number of diffrent reasons. Things can get out of hand quickly when matters of the heart are present. So we put our emotions on the backburner and ignore them completely...but as any logical person knows even if we keep a lid on our emotions it's only a matter of time before they quell and burst into flame. So why do we do this to ourselves when most of the time storing emotions makes it worse? We don't want to hurt the ones we love even if it means hurting ourselves. It's a basic failure to cope with a situation, and a failure to find the right words when precious moments draw near... OKAY, now that you've heard my opinon I want to hear yours
Even Though
Even though you don't love me The way I want you to I still love you Even though I know that your Your using me I still want you Even though you may never Think of me Your alway on my mind Even though your heart is whole Mine is in two And you will never How much I love you
New Member - Ldone
Please, welcome LDOne to our quickly growing group! He likes to have fun! So let's show him some fun, and some fuluv. Welcome to Last Tribe, LDOne! LD0ne *~!~*Last Tribe*~!~*
Time For Me To Fly
Ive been around for you Ive been up and down for you But I just cant get any relief Ive swallowed my pride for you Ive lived and lied for you But you still make me feel like a thief You got me stealin your love away cause you never give it Peeling the years away And we cant relive it I make you laugh And you make me cry I believe its time for me to fly You said wed work it out You said that you had no doubt That deep down we were really in love Oh, but Im tired of holding on To a feeling I know is gone I do believe that Ive had enough Ive had enough of the falseness Of a worn out relation Enough of the jealousy And the intoleration I make you laugh And you make me cry I believe its time for me to fly Time for me to fly Oh, Ive got to set myself free Time for me to fly And thats just how its got to be I know it hurts to say goodbye But its time for me to fly Oh, dont you know its... Its time for me to fly I wish you the best ~
Big Cross Pimpout
Sat 04-05-08 (gray Area)
Saturday, April 05, 2008 Welcome, Welcome, Welcome! Happy to see YOU again ... I hope all is well on your side, Just peachy here on my side of the screen. Peachy ... Now is that a clear way to say fine? Kind of 'fuzzy' (pun intended) on what that means. Linda mention the other day that she would like to see One 'SET' of rules at w
Robin&stealin/justine Bateman
I think Justine could be Robin's stunt double
I dont understand women,I was willing to let her go after 2 years bu she tryed to take my kids from me,so know i have to fight.I then got into a fight with somebody that called my sister a fucing whore so i decked daughter b/f backs me up,but she is pissed at me ? wtf i backed him up got in a fight t protect him broke my glasses with my eye and his fist but im still a bad guy to her.My other ex got beat up by her old b/f and! ! ! so i beat him up and i get charges against me and she drops her charges.all i want to do is be with my kids so i could protect them.i must be a bad person all i wanted to do is take care of everybody.PEACE OUT
Are You Using Me?
Last night I had some trouble sleeping.. Are you - are you using me? No more will I let it be You called his name out in your sleep You're doing things so suspiciously And I think that you're using me Don't hang on me for security Love is never free Are you using me? You pretended like we were friends I was blinded by sentiment You complicated what love should be And I could swear that you're using me I keep seeing things I shouldn't see I've been watchin' you Are you using me? Are you, are you Are you using me? Listen, talk to me Ooh, come on now and talk to me Hey talk to me (Tell the truth) Are you using me? For my money, for my body Don't hang onto me for security Love is never free, tell me are you -are you using me I keep seeing things I should not see I've been watching you, are you using me? Don't be such a liar, are you using me?
Who Remembers That?;-)
Copperheads Lounge
hey ya'll why not come join in the fun and listen to awsome music @ copperheads lounge we have some of the best DJ's on fubar come on in click and join and have some fun we are a close bunch of friends and family see you there dont forget to join so ya'll can come back
For My Husband That I Hurt & For Sis Too
I treasure so much this love that we share I'm pretty sure it can take us anywhere to the sky the stars even the moon any moment with you can never come too soon i want you to promise you'll never let me go love me like the kind from a picture show wrap me in your arms and hold me all night wipe away my tears and promise it will all be alright hold my hand and run through the rain let people think we're going insane surprise me with flowers and take me to France hold me under a star filled sky and i will teach you to dance always see me in the middle of a crowd call out my name, love me out loud take me on the scariest ride in the park whisper you Love in the dark kiss me in public let everyone stare show them how this is amazing but rare give me piggy back rides and kiss me on the head show you listen to all the things I've said just be my Prince charming thats all i ask I'm sure you'll find it to be an easy task cuz your already perfect in all the things you do
What I'm Looking For
Ok, so after talking with a couple of men about this recently, I've finally figured out what it is I'm looking for. I want more than just a fuck buddy, I want a friend. Someone who calls me and wants to hang out with me, someone who wants to do dinner and a movie on occasion. Someone to pretty much rock my world. However, I do NOT want a relationship commitment. So basically, I'm looking for a relationship without the commitment. LOL. I'm tired of being used for just sex. I want a friendship too. Lately, I've been finding that I've been turning a lot of men down. The reason? I know they are after just sex. Recently someone I had been talking to and almost met on Sunday, but I listened to my instinct. I found out later he ended up getting together with a friend of mines sister. She said that he was very borring at conversation, and that he only wanted one thing. After they were done, he ended up calling her fat. I was like WTF? I am so glad I ended up listening to my in
1 From Kara
what highway do you drive on the most? 93 when was the last time you bought a bathing suit? Last year would you consider yourself a flirt? Yes what color is your boss's hair? I work for me. My hair is blonde. what are your siblings middle names? Anne, Lynn, Edward. what's a song that puts you in the mood to dance or party? Sexy back lol where are you going on your next vacation? Wherever you're taking us. do you get paid weekly or bi-weekly? When I get an order. what color are your pillows? White, aren't everyone's? Pillow CASES would be navy blue. favorite aunt's name? Cheryl and Pam what hours do you work? Whenever I want. are you superstitious? Not so much. whose motorcycle were you last on? I sat on someone's at Jay's last Summer. do you have any friends who have an std? I hope not how many calendars are in your house? 2 have you ever been confused over two relationships at once? Yes, but
Here's The Deal
Ok, my plans to level or to have enough for the spotlight fell through since my VIP runs out Friday morning...What I did was bought a VIP from Sherrylicious for 200k in fubucks to give me another month of VIP to work towards my goal...I want to thank each and every one of you for your help giving me a great boost in making that goal...Later on today I'm going to try my best to make a thank you to all of you that have helped me in any way cuz you all deserve the recognition for the love and kindness you have shown me...So, I have set a 1 month goal to get the spotlight since my first goal was totally unreasonable...I love each and every one of you for all the fubucks pic/stash rates comments and bling that you have so generously given to me to help me out...
The Baddest Milf In All Of Fubarland Is Up For Auction!
Look who's up for auction!!! Yes, I know I said I wouldn't do it again but I couldn't pass up being in the SEXIEST auction on Fubar! So lets make this one in particular my BEST one yet! So drop by and BID, BID, BID on the BADDEST MILF on Fubar (a title I think I have HANDS DOWN hehe) and show me MAD luv! Auction AND Giveaway starts tonight at 11 p.m EST and will run for a week. Also I have a GIVEAWAY attached to it so please don't forget to stop by and check that out too! DISCLAIMER: As the owner of this auction/giveaway I will NOT be participating in the Giveaway section of the auction. I will ONLY be accepting bids in the Auction ONLY! I want all you sexi FU's to have a chance to win some GREAT prizes!!!! Click here for official Auction/Giveaway rules in my blog... Have FUN and don't forget to come by and BID on your Fav MILF :D PLEASE REPOST!!!

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