There isn't any particular reasoning for writing this. Cedar Point was awesome..ppl I talk to all the time have already heard this tons of times since I've been back.Sorry and stuff. Well I thought I'd let you ppl know I am no longer Ali. I'm moving to the mtns and changing my name to Helga. I will also have a dog named Goat. Candy will also be accompanying me. She is gonna be Raspnancy. We will plant our own food and live off the land.If any men named Steve is to step foot on Mt. Cornbread they will me maimed and fed to Goat. Please make sure to send Xmas cards and lots of presents.
Signing OFF -HELGA