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What Men Want In A Relationship
I got this from my friend kayo What Men Want in a Relationship 1. Men want honest, loving communication. Honest communication is top priority for men. They want a woman who answers questions honestly, and perhaps even volunteers information. They want a woman who confidently asks for her wants and needs to be met. They want a woman who can see the truth and tell it like it is while communicating with kindness. Men want a woman who can communicate without being too critical, who cares about preserving his and her dignity. Women think men want them to be superficial, to keep quiet about their needs or wants, and never to ask for anything. Women think men believe them to be too needy and too sensitive, and that men simply want women to get over it. Some women believe they do not have the permission to tell it like it is, that they will be rejected for speaking up. **A Tip for Women** Great men want and need straightforward, courageous communication without anger or cri

Aw!
i've got the biggest suprise ever for Luvy when I go home. I just looked online and saw her favorite band is coming around next year! She's been really sick lately and I'm sure it's gonna make her feel better! She'll get to meet Brock again...and take another picture. ♥

"if We Had Sex"
If We Had Sex..... don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you from 1 - 10? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you want it? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you Fuck me today? 21. Would you Fuck me tomorrow?

Thank God It's Friday
Thank God It's Friday OLDSCHOOL HARDCORE AT ITS BEST BUT THIS SET IS PURELY FOR THE HEADSTRONG ONLY! THIS IS FAST, IT'S PUMPIN, AND IT'S SURE TO MAKE YOU SWEAT. This is a 32min preview from the full oldschool hardcore 46min set. For a full playlist visit www.djmuzikal.moonfruit.com/tgif http://www.esnips.com/doc/069ad4ce-21b8-4732-a5c0-cab377df682a/DJ-Muzik-AL---Thank-God-Its-Friday_128

To All My Fubar Friends And Family Out There
I made another silly blog this time but My thoughts are true and hopeful. I been having bad days here n there lately it seems like working overtime and dealing with a bunch of crap in My life too. But thats no way to yell and treat friends like that ever even though they listen to Me talk to Me or let Me vent and get it out in the open, or tell me things will be ok afterwards. Yeah I made some comments the other day reguarding the issues I been having in life, and I took it out on innocent freinds, and family as well, which was My fault for letting it get to Me and going that far with it!!. The saying goes blood is thicker than water you find out who the true friends and family You have in Your life. Its hard to admit when were wrong in life but making it right for the long run is safer and better, I think about this saying from time to time You really dont know what you could've had till its gone forgood or for awhile as well as not having it to begin with eiteher like it never exisit

Love
Love I sit tonight...contemplating...wondering and anticipating.... My life has taken many turns in the last few weeks...I have come to understand you can love but not have that love returned...but you can love again....and find that this love is one that is reserved, and meant to share as friends, how I miss that love most specially... Minutes pass , hours and yet you still wonder...where is this thing called Love???? still there..somewhere...hiding....waiting....and yet...we open our eyes in the morning...and what sights we behold....the rise of the sun....the warmth of that on our faces... Each day is a gift given to us...each day we live just once....do we truly live as we should???do we truly give enough to those we love??? some of the times, yes...but friends...we tend not to receive the gifts that have been truly given to us...not receive them fully...to understand that we live...we learn....and most of all...we love.... Do not ask us to take that love back...or to

People Are Weird!
I can't figure this out. I'm terribly intimidated here. I rarely log in to this website because its all about checking people out. That's really not my thing. I prefer a cafe..somewhere to have coffee/wine/Guinness and talk politics/religion/philosopy/the meaning of life. Plus, if you knew someone was married in a real bar, would you still hit on them? Just wondering...I know, I shouldn't even be here. I totally don't belong...

Reference Books
"The Ultimate Book of Shadows for the New Generation Solitary Witch" by Silver RavenWolf * While this book was written for the 16-24 year old crowd, it can be an invaluable assets for all witches. If you ignore the spells in the back that deal with school and teen angst (unless of course, you are in this age ranged, then by all means, put them to use), you will find it a very handy reference book that covers everything from basic Wicca, astrology, tarot, herbs, divination, spirit guides etc. etc. in its 600+ pages. It's a great book for whenever you have a quick question. I refer to it much more than I had anticipated I would. - Apythia "Cunningham's Encyclopedia of Crystal, Gem and Metal Magick " by Scott Cunningham. *This is a very comprehensive collection of all you ever wanted to know about your stones. The only flaw is the lack of photos. There are a few, but it would be nice to have a photo for each stone in the book. - Apythia "The Complete Encyclopedia of Incense, Oils

Sexucateme
Title: Sexuccate me. Tags: sexual nasty adult | Browse All Tags Polls Home | Submit Image | Suggestions Title: Sexuccate me. Alright everyone. Here's a survey that is sure to amuse. As an advance warning I must inform you that the survey is purely sexual. Just select a response by clicking the open circle next to the answer you want for each question. If you wish to not answer a question, leave it blank. Check back because a running tally is kept of all the answers. Don't worry no one will know your results, it is all in private. This is for amusement purposes only. Let the Games Begin: Rating: Mature | Type: Poll 1. If you had a choice as to how often you could have sex, how often would it be? I'm having sex now. A couple of times a day. Once a day. A few times a week. Just a few times a month. Every month. Not too often... I have better things to do. already have sex when ever I want, I just have to blow her up first. 2. Now I want to know your sexual orientation.

Sipped
I want to be sipped like a fine wine, with every drop savored until the last clinging moment of reluctant release. I want to be held up to the light and swished gently, to display all my different hues and how they shine when the sun hits them just right. I want my aroma to be drawn in with a delicate sniff, so my scent softly flavors the taste buds. I want to be enjoyed. I want to be digested. But instead, every time my cup over flows, I am greedily gulped, devoured in a giant swallow. I will not be consumed only to be dissipated. I want the memory of every mouthful to stay fresh on the tongue, savored until the last clinging moment of reluctant release. I want to be sipped like a fine wine, and I won’t be feasted upon until I can be tasted.

Before We Have Sex! Could You Sign This?
The Booty Call Agreement This booty call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is entered into on this ___day of ______________, 20 __, (hereinafter referred to as the "Participant") between _______THATGUYROBB________, (hereinafter referred to as the "Holder of 'The Booty Call Agreement'") and ____________________ (Participant). ****This Agreement shall cover the following rules and principles for the Participant: 1. No sleeping over!! Unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 pm. We don't have anything to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" stuff, only mind-blowing sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions!! i.e. where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is "no", so don't even ask. 6. No plans made in advance. That is why you are called "the backup." Unless you are from out-of-town, then it

For My Fiance
To Love and to Cherish You walk down the Aisle You cry when you say your Vows You cry when say your I do's I promise to always hold you and I vow to never let you go Do you really promise these things to your one and only? He says his I do's but you wanna just get it over with To love and to cherish To be with you forever and ever I cry as I say this but my heart knows the truth to trust and be loved is known in my heart. To bend the words backwards and spoil me to a pulp YOu've already given me all I need Now we're one Now we can be what we always wanted to be To love and to cherish To hold and to care for To my Fiance my one and only true love Kiel

Some People
Some people are just idiots! I was at work yesterday and got into an argument with one of these tards that work here. I thought this guy was a friend, guess I was wrong. Anyways he said a couple of things that to me shows, that he is nothing more than uneducated, unenlightened, backwater trash! He called me a faggot and a queer; I hear this all the time because of my piercing. WTF. Just because I like poking holes in my skin does not mean I am gay! I have not been gay nor have I ever been interested in being that way! If you are that way then you are that way, that’s up to you does not bother me. But I get this shit all the time here. I have never met so many people who are concerned about somebody’s sexually. I hear shit like “you like guys don’t you?” I hate to tell these idiots, I have had more pussy than all of them put together! If you ask me, there looking for a date, cause there the one’s who need to come out of the closet. I even had to put up with that shit from a doctor! When

::oh Intro!!::
Well, I'm started to replace my networking time on myspace onto here already, lol! Thanks a lot, Colonel =P Anyways, just thought I'd type this out so you get a slight idea of who I am. I'm really laid-back when it comes to the online community like this and am pretty open to meeting all kinds of new people. However, if you're here for a hookup or a relationship, go somewhere else...or I'll delete you. If you're nothing but a creepy perv, I'll delete you...and if you're just an all-around douchebag...guess what?? I'll delete you!! So basically don't come around here if you're a pervy douchebag, capisce?? Ok good :) Hmmmm I really have nothing else more to write except hope everyone has a happy and a safe new year and all the best for 2008!!! kisses, Message In A Bottle

Ten Things To Think About In 2008
- Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground? ' - Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its - called spit? - How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up. - Ever wonder how Freddy Kruger wipes his azz? - Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets? - Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? - How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? - Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? but when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window! - If you're in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? - Why is it that when a person tells you the

Letter To My Pets
Letter to My Pets: When I say to move, it means to go someplace else, not to switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in my way. The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. All other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note that placing your paw print in the middle of MY plate and food does not stake a claim making it YOUR plate and food. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help in your quest to reach the bottom first, because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think that I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to one another, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out a

Can You Feel That?
Life doesn't always turn out the way you plan it. The reason for this is easiest to peg on outside influences. More often than not though, we're the ones who alter our own courses. At some point there was a clear choice and we chose one way or another. When this choice presents itself, it seldom appears to be profound... only in retrospect does it become so epic. Other times, our plans change because we allow our futures to be placed in the hands of others. It's still our choice to give up that control over our own lives to begin with, but in the end - sometimes we all have to take that risk. Without risk, there is little hope for reward. Besides, how can we allow someone into our hearts if we don't even trust them? I've done alot of pondering on the subjects of love and trust and disappointment and choices and whatever else the past few years. I suppose I'm still figuring it all out. Conclusions I arrive at must be nothing more than theories since they are prone to cha

Booty Call Commandments!!!
In case you didn't know......... THE BOOTY CALL COMMANDMENTS!! I. Thou shalt get out before the sun rises. II. Thou shouldest never ask "can we see each other from now on?" III. Thou shalt refrain from referring to our activities as "love making." IV. Thou shalt not request advanced plans. V. Thou shalt kiss anything except my mouth. VI. Thou shalt scream my name often VII. If someone cometh over whilst thou art here, thou art my cousin from out of town. VIII. Thou shalt not ask me to walk thee to thy car. Don't thou knoweth what it looketh like? IX. There shall be no "pillow talk." X. There shall be no cuddling -- ever!

Im Tired And Crying
FOR THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS, I HAVE BEEN EMOTIONALLY DRAINED AGAIN, WITH MY MOM WHO IS PROBABLY NOT GONNA BE AROUND IN THE NEXT MONTH..HER BLOOD PRESSURE JUST KEEPS DROPPING..FEEL LIKE GIVING UP..NOTHING ELSE FOR ME TO DO..DONT FEEL LIKE LIVING..I RUINED A GOOD THING WITH A FRIEND..ALL BECAUSE OF MY STUPIDITY..I HAVE A GREAT GUY WHO WANTS TO TAKE CARE OF ME WHO LOVES ME..BUT IM NOT INTO HIM..I DONT KNOW IF I SHOULD GIVE HIM...LET HIM TAKE CARE OF ME..SO I AM NOT ALONE...

Boredom Sucks!
I've been stuck in TX for 3 days now with nothing to do really, but sit my happy ass in front of the puter and make Fubar love to my profile. Oh, well I got drunk on NYE, but it was a bust I didn't even drunk dial anyone I just got an upset tummy and went to sleep. I hate to say it, but as much as I love being away from home I'm ready for a break in a big way. For once I actually WANNA clean my house lmfao it's so sad...Hell, doing laundry sounds good too!

History Lesson
History Lesson Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head. Now it gets really weird. Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names. B

Important: Please Read Everything Then Forward And Post.
IMPORTANT: PLEASE READ EVERYTHING THEN FORWARD AND POST. (NationalDirector@restoretherepublic.com) (MUST READ) The January Challenge: 150,000 Awakenings‏ Today, we launch our first in a series of methodically planned and targeted initiatives for 2008. Each month we will be launching a new assault on those that are taking away our rights and enslaving our great nation. Our offensive will not be waged with arms, but with truth! This NEW year marks is the start of the second American Revolution. In the next few weeks, we launch the new RestoretheRepublic.com website which will take our patriot & activist efforts to a whole new level. 2008 is the year of RESULTS! This is a year that will go down in history like 1776. We are organized... we are prepared... and we are bent on protecting our liberty. In preparation for this event, our affiliate Republic Magazine has stockpiled a reserve of 50,000 copies of Issue #3(Taking Back the Media) and Issue #4(Ameri

Profile Pics
When I signed up for Fubar again, I used a generic pic as my profile image because I wasn't in the mood at the time to search though my flash drive for a pic of myself. My profile really didn't get alot of notice. Yesterday I decided to dig out a pic or two of myself and finally post it as my profile pic and was amazed by how many people actually stopped by to check out and rate my profile. So I have to ask the question and I have to do it here because I've not reached the 5th level yet... Do my fellow Fubar patrons prefer to rate only profiles with pics?

Have You Ever
Have you ever been around someone and just couldn't think? Have you ever been around someone lips, soft as a rose's pink? Have you ever been around someone heart as vast as the open sea? Have you ever been around someone together forever you wish to be? Have you ever been around someone into their eyes you gaze? Have you ever been around someone piercing the soul like the sun's rays? Have you ever been around someone and chose to run and hide? Have you ever been around someone scared of what feelings are inside? Have you ever.........

So Much Hate
Have you ever felt so much hate for some one you didn't even know. I sure as hell do. Though I know a lot of people with the same hate for the same guy. Becouse of this ass hole, my best friend is going to the middle of the desert for 15 months, she's leaving behind a little boy who just turned one. I don't know a single person who doesn't know some one over seas right now. Fuck the worst part of it all is, they call her on New Years at midnight to put her on notice. Happy fucking new year. Fucking ass face mother fucker.

This Is Why We Are New Yorks Finest !!!!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080103/us_nm/newyork_crime_dc NY police credit rookies for declining murder rate By Edith Honan 3 minutes ago A 5-year-old program that sends rookie police officers to crime hot spots in New York City has helped the city achieve the lowest murder rate in 45 years and will be doubled in size in 2008, police officials say. New York police said there were 494 homicides last year, down from 596 in 2006 and the lowest since 548 in 1963 when the city began keeping records of the total number of murders. When asked last week if there was a single reason for the decline in crime, Police Commissioner Ray Kelly cited Operation Impact, which sends rookie police officers to narrowly defined areas that have suffered from high crime, some no larger than a housing project or a shopping corridor. This month, all 914 members of the most recent police academy class will join the program, bringing the size of Operation Impact to more than 1,800 officers

Birthday Party
Hey all of my local friends...My 30th birthday is sat the 5th and i would like to know if you would like to join me at down the hatch north in mt morris to celebrate..i would really like to see everyone there...make this a 30th to remember.. danielle

A Look Back
Here is just a summary of how my life has gone the past 6 years. Freshman year: I was in the band , ROTC, and a damn bookworm honors student. Just hitting puberty at the time as well didn't help much. I was pretty much the nerd that was at the blunt of every joke people loved to drive me over the edge because I was "different". I was smarter than they were and I was in the two main cliques that were abused. Sophmore Year: The summer before I ran into this guy named Mike "Jesus" Wagner who was a wiccan/goth. we hit it off pretty well because he was also a hardcore gamer like me. The more we hung out the more I loved his lifestyle and the way he presented himself. He cared about nothing other than himself and let nothing hurt him. Hence the gothic phase came forth. I then became the guy that if looked at the wrong way would slam you against a wall and threaten suck your eyes from their sockets for lunch or somthing sadistic like that. This didn't make things go any better. I flunk

Thought Of Today
I have traveled alot of this country and I have found that the old ways are dead. When a stranger was in need in the past some would help them as best they could. With the way people are now its like they want something in return, i have been stranded because of this.....i have spent months on the streets hundreds of miles from my home state, and it has shown me that the old ways when strangers would help each other are dead and that those of us who still practise the old ways, we are a dieing breed and it was an honour to have practised those ways with you.

Collared...
i entered the room quietly. He was sat there at His chair and as i looked at Him i caught His eye. i quickly lowered my gaze and sat on the floor in my normal subservient position. He gently pulled me up of the floor and made me stand. He tilted my head back looking deep into my eyes, His eyes forcing mine to remain fixed on His. I did not fear Him and He knew that. It was the attracting force that had drew me to Him. A woman of formidable power choosing to acquiesce to His every whim, no matter the cost, or pain involved. He smiled, knowing this. Today was my first real training as His own. He had made me undergo a rigorous series of trials throughout the day all to which i had surrendered to easily. The more ego i lost the stronger He became… and… yes… He knew i was stronger for it too. With each demand, each pain driven task asked of, with eyes lowered i abided to His every desire, subjecting myself to His hand, His whip; His intrusions. i spoke no words of refusal, my body acce

Man Up
So why is it when goofs that are on my GFs page come to look at me, I give them a 10 for coming to my page, but they dont have enough balls to rate me back??? Are they really that pussed??? ManUp, I can rate them knowing they want to get with my lady...show some friggen respect when you come to my page.

Thick's Contest Update
WE HAD A PROBLEM LAST NIGHT IN THICK CONTEST SOMEHOW SOMEONE HAS REPORTED HER PIC AS NSFW SO THE HOLDER HAS GAVE ME THE NEW LINK LASTNIGHT AND I HOPE HE WILL STILL COUNT THE 12,800 COMMENTS THAT WAS THERE BEFORE ITS A SHAME WHEN U AHEAD OR THE BIGGIEST THREAT IN A CONTEST SOMEONE AN THEY GO SO LOW TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS NE WAYS AND ANOTHER THANG U ALL NEED TO START ADDING FANNING AND RATEING EVERY MEMBER IN THIS FAMILY THATS JOIN HERES THE NEW LINK TO THICKS CONTEST U ALL HAVE A GREAT DAY. -BabyBoy J-

Sex Jokes
Candy for Oral In a small cathedral, a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the priest. The priest asked the janitor, "Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and Widow McGee is coming. She tends to go on and on but never really does anything worthy of serious repentance, so when she's done, just give her 10 Hail Marys. I'll be right back." Being the helpful sort, the janitor agreed. Just as expected, Widow McGee came into the booth and started her confession. "Oh Father, I fear I have done the unforgivable," she said. "I have given into carnal thoughts and have had oral sex." Stunned, the janitor had no idea how to handle this situation—surely 10 Hail Marys would not do. So in a moment of desperation, the janitor peeked his head out of the confessional and asked an altar boy, "Son, what does the priest give for oral sex?" The altar boy replied, "Two Snickers bars and a

Top 5 Turn Ons
**1. Intelligence sprinkled with creativity and liberally slathered in a sense of humor. 2. Incredible bedroom eyes that can melt with....that.....Look. 3. An ass that makes ya just wanna squeeze it....and stuff. 4. One who is in control....if You know what i mean. 5. REAL-ness and honesty.

The Friend
What to think when people look at me I some times wonder what they see can they see my pain, or do I hide it well I play the happy house wife but my soul suffers in Hell But hopefully I show nothing, I keep my pain aside and I live my life like i have noting to hide even my closest friends dont know what I know even to them it never will show I need nones pity, for I take full blame Im the one who lives in the shadow game Darkens trys to settle upon my heart the pain and sarrow tare me apart but I show no anger, pain or fear I know what I must do , my vision is clear Im the rock the unmoving bolder I am the friend the loving,caring shoulder no one needs to hear my cry s no on needs to see the tears that fall from my eyes So I reamin the friend when In needed the attempts to break my walls have not succeeded please if you read this leave a comment and

Best Bombing Family Ever
Want to meet some new friends and family? Have you ever thought about joining a bombing family? I joined FU-Bombers about a week ago and already I have met some great people who are willing to help you out when needed. No more begging for help to level or for comments or rates in contests. We are a huge online family and are there to help each other. We are always looking for new family members. Please come check out the FU-Bombers family and read the blog on our main page. If you are interested in joining, send a friend request telling Peggy that Insane Beauty sent you. Here is the link to the family website. > FU-Bombers@ fubarWhat is bombing? Comment bombing means leaving as many comments as you can on a picture. The comments do not have to make sense. Most of our bombers just hit random letters on their keyboards and hit enter. The most effective bombing is done when you just hit a few keys and hit submit and do this until you are out of comments.I stress that you read the family

I Have Internet...for Now
um yeah.....my dad got netzero....kinda slow but oh well.....but yes i have my internet back for now....prolly won't be on as much cuz i have a new job...haven't started yet...gotta take 2 classes then i will...should be by the next week or so....working at an airport as luggage handler or w/e so yeah im back lol if ne1 missed me :p

Grocery List
GROCERY LIST Louise Redden, a poorly dressed lady with a look of defeat on her face, walked into a grocery store. She approached the owner of the store in a most humble manner and asked if he would let her charge a few groceries. She softly explained that her husband was very ill and unable to work, they had seven children and they needed food. John Longhouse, the grocer, scoffed at her and requested that she leave his store at once. Visualizing the family needs, she said: "Please, sir! I will bring you the money just as soon as I can." John told her he could not give her credit, since she did not have a charge account at his store. Standing beside the counter was a customer who overheard the conversation between the two. The customer walked forward and told the grocer that he would stand good for whatever she needed for her family. The grocer said in a very reluctant voice, "Do you have a grocery list?" Louise replied, "Yes sir." "O.K" he said, "put you

Four Letter Symphony
Four letter words can hurt so much. Whether we are looking for it or not. When this little word is spoken another heart gets broken. Begining with hello then ends with goodbye. Rolling along without a single clue. Day turns to night hope gone to hate. Blistering in the aftermath of this sad littl word. Some wait forever just hear it said,others no smarter flea it in dread. The word once spoken cannot be undone, but truth is like a drunk with a loose tounge. No going back ever rushing forward. This pitiful word so small yet without it what would life mean?

Our Boys
You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists...You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.You go to the mall and get your hair redone.H

Useless Crap
The "pound" key on your keyboard (#) is called an octotroph. The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat. The "dot" over the letter "i" is called a tittle. Table tennis balls have been known to travel off the paddle at speeds up to 160 km/hr. Pepsi originally contained pepsin, thus the name. The original story from "Tales of 1001 Arabian Nights" begins, "Aladdin was a little Chinese boy." Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously. Honey is the only natural food that is made without destroying any kind of life. What about milk you say? A cow has to eat grass to produce milk and grass is living. The most common name in the world is Mohammed. The volume of the Earth's moon is the same as the volume of the Pacific Ocean. Cephalacaudal recapitulation is the reason our extremities develop faster than the rest of us. Spiral staircases in medieval castles are running clockwise. This is because all knights used to be right-handed

Oh So The Drama
LMAO it is strnage really how things pan out If the past few days are anything to go by the next period of my life on FUBAR will be very interesting You try and do the right thing and it is turned round back on you Well let's see what the fallout is shall we

Re: The Fda Is Sued
RE: The FDA is Sued ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Erin Date: 09 Jan 2008, 20:18 THE FDA IS SUEDBy Byron J. Richards, CCNJanuary 9, 2008NewsWithViews.comThe New Year brings a surprise for the FDA – a lawsuit filed by Public Citizen seeking to force the FDA to do its pretended job of protecting American citizens from the dangers of drugs. Of course, the real FDA job, as prioritized by top FDA management, is to protect the sales of Big Pharma and create new market opportunities for Big Pharma and Big Biotech while using Americans for experimental purposes. The current suit revolves around the dangers of toxic fluoride-containing antibiotics. The two brand names involved are Johnson & Johnson’s Levaquin and Bayer’s Cipro. The German company, Bayer, has a long and colorful history of injuring Americans while its executives laugh all the way to the bank. These dangerous antibiotics cause ruptured and damaged tendons. Public Citizen had petitioned the FD

My Story
Okay so here is the deal to all that maybe reading I went out one night and got drunk. I was drinking with a couple of friends. After having a whole bottle of SOCO and Smernoff me and a friend bumped heads. DAM I started to bleed from my forhead. So now above my eye brow is a scare. Now my "boyfriend" is questioning every movement I have made over the past months. Well shit here ya go. I go to work then guess what I go pick up my youngest son from MY MOTHERS. Then I go home. I am so freakin sorry that the past couple of days while you have been off I have been converating with other people that isnt you. I am so sorry that you have a hard time trusting the fact that all me and another person do is sit in the car. Talk and listen to music. I know sounds lame but actually kinda works for me and him. Um other than that if you really wanna put shit out there why dont you let everyone know what you have been doing behind my back. About how it is that if I ever see a certin som

Cleaning Out The Cobwebs
Ok its time to clean out my head again to much stuff is building up again. Fitst off Im not showing you my nudes just coz you said hey to me or rated me a 10 it takes a bit more then that. Second off if if I do let you see my nudes please dont leave tasteless commnets! If you do i will delate them no qustions. Unless I flirt with you please dont fill my shout box with Perverted comments I will just ignore you and you will be blocked. This is the only warning you will get. after that dont try and bother me again you will just susscced it piss me off and then I will send My bombing family after you and thats just that. NEXT Topic Dont just friends request me just for my pix. get to knoe me then ask Shit like that pissed me off and Im not going to deal with it I wil just ignore it and go about my bussness. With that a

What Do I Do
OK SO MY BOYFRIEND JOSH HAS A FRIEND FROM AUSSIE OVER AT HIS HOUSE AND HES IN GA AND IM IN AL AND IM SORTA JELOUS FOR THE SIMPLE FACT IM NOT THERE ....DOES THIS MAKE ME A BAD PERSON OR SOMETHING BECAUSE IM JELOUS...IM SO JELOUS I WANNA SCREAM AND FUCKING CRY I DONT KNOW WHY IM JELOUS I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS JELOUS BUT I LOVE JOSH ALOT AND I JUST WANNA KNOW IF IM BEING SELFISH??

Hope To Be Back Soon!
SO SORRY THAT I HAVE NOT BEEN AROUND...BUT DUE TO A FAMILY ILLNESS, A FAMILY SITUATION AND MY COMPUTER CRASHING AND NEEDING TO SEND IT INTO DELL FOR REPAIR, I HAVE HAD A HARD TIME KEEPING UP. I HOPE TO BE BACK SOON AND CHECK OUT ALL THE NEW POSTINGS, AND ALL THE COOL THINGS GOING ON! HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL SOON!

Cowboys And Patriots
One foggy night, a Dallas Cowboy fan was heading north from Dallas and a Patriots fan was driving south from Boston. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on... The Patriots fan manages to climb out of his car, he looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!" Likewise, the Dallas fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived. The Patriots fan walks over to the Cowboys fan and says, "Hey,man, I think this is a sigh that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals." The Cowboy fan thinks a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck." He goes to his car, pops his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Patriot, "I think this is another sign, we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Patriots fan agrees. After sucking down over 1/2 of the bottle,

Wow Just Puttin This Out There...
Ok so i've desided that im going to go to theropy for like a week...cause yeah...i realy frickin need it.....in the last 6 months i've had...my grandma my aunt and best friends mom die,been robbed at my job twise and witnessed a suicide attempt along with getting in a nasty car wreck a week ago...so yeah i think i need it...lmao...good thing i still have my humor..just not sure if its insanity or what...lol...anyway...just puttin this out there....hopeing this year gets better.... So if i dont talk much thats a good hint as to why for now.......

Hot N Spicy Girl(s)
I am starting my own girl group, if you want to join please send me an email. I will update and add you to the Hot n Spicy list! ~ If you need leveling we girls will be there for one another ~ If you need someone to talk to or some support or love we will be there ~ Contests will be held, for a 1 day blast, or even an award made by Kaci (myself) ~ Mainly this group is about girls who love to be freaky, and hot no matter the size and color. We love all girls!

So Much Pain
So much pain cant break the chains. You are in pain but I can't stop the rain. I fall to the floor, but i cant close the door, feels like a war going on inside my head, I want to go to bed. I don't want to open my eyes, cause all i can do is cry. You are so scarred. I tried to teach right from wrong, but now i am not so strong. how could i have been so blind. what was the cost, I feel so lost. I have no clue if only i knew. I had to say goodbye. I can only sigh and wonder why. So much pain what's the gain. I feel so much pain. wish i could stop the rain. I wish you could hear me Wish you could see. You are in my heart never apart. wish i could give you a new start. but there is so much pain, not much to gain, cause i cant stop the rain, from falling I keep on calling. cant see through the tears so much fear, wish i could clear your mind, but i am in such a bind. So much pain, i feel in vain. If i had only known I feel so alone. I want to wa

Auction
OK WHO WANTS TO BE FU OWNED BY SOMEONE. TO ENTER IT COST 5,000 FUBUCKS. AND MIN BID MUST BE AT LEAST 50,000 ON ALL CONTESTANTS. BOTH PARTIES WILL HAVE TO ADD YOU TO THEIR NAME FOR 30 DAYS. fan, rate, and add the bidder add the bidder as a top friend for 30 days 1 personal SWF or NSFW salute photo rates 10 or higher SEND IN YOUR EMAIL TO ME IF YOU WANT TO ENTER.. YOUR PHOTO LINK YOUR SCREEN NAME WHAT YOU ARE OFFERING FOR BIDDERS TO BID ON YOU SUCH AS: fan, rate, and add the bidder add bidder to family for 30 days add the bidder as a top friend for 30 days a personal profile comment each day for 30 days 1 personal SWF or NSFW salute photo rates 10 or higher 1 permanent blog pimp out 1 bulletin pimp out per week for 4 weeks you can also offer blast happy hours or tickers BUT YOU CAN ADD ON ANYTHING THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO OFFER... THIS CONTEST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY ¢¾Southern_Angel_0001¢¾@ fubar CONTESTANTS SO FAR IS AS FOLLOWS

Just A Note...
Just a note to let friends and family know...I PASSED my test...the one I been working so hard for! Now just the formality of turning in the paperwork to get my promotion and pay raise!!! Yes I am a little excited!!!! Hugs my friends! Light and Love Always, Paulette

Distance
So madly in love, However the distance rips me apart. Crying tears of blood, That drip slowly down my body. A collage of feelings running rampant, Tendered by uncontrollable waves of emotion. Scrambled thoughts linger on. Praying for peace of mind. Unable to calm the floodgate, Filled with indecision and misdirection. Feeling so lost without you. Trying to get a grip on myself. Desperately aching to be with you again. Losing control of myself. Wondering what is happening to me. Screaming out in both ecstasy, and pain. Confusion without. Lost words within. Echoing over and over. Realizing the indescribable horror, That love has brought upon me. Fighting a world alternating between, A burning sun, and freezing darkness. An emptiness that only the power Of your love can remove. With joy, and sadness you approach, Leaving before you came. My life a tempest, My heart ceased.

A New Life
hey all well for those of you who do care to read this. I am so happy right now. I have a new life i started just before christmas. I moved from Anaheim, California to Redwood Falls, Minnesota. I am really liking it here. I have a beautiful girl that i love with all of my heart. I am looking for a job that hasnt come yet but im sure it will soon. I know I have a few people on my list from here and if you read this well maybe you can give me some pointers on jobs around town lol. well that it for now take care love yo all bye bye for now Robert

Beleive
Believe What Is There, To Believe In During Life, Nothing Lasts, Aside From Strife, Life May Perish, Life May End, Our Soul We May Give, Our Soul We May Spend, But Our Love, That Eternal Flame, Will Never Dim, Will Never Change, It Will Forever Last, When All Other Lights Leave, For You Light My Life, You Make Me Believe.

Maybe
Maybe . . . We were supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe . . . When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us. Maybe . . . It is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives. Maybe . . . The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Maybe . . The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; after all, you can't go on successfully in life until you let go of your past mistakes, failures and heartaches. Maybe . . . You should dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life and

Please Help!
Good morning everyone! I entered a contest for the first time ever yesterday. The first one to 50,000 comments wins 1,000,000 fubucks and I am seriously behind! So if you could take a couple minutes to drop some comments for me or even just one, that would be awesome! Thanks!

One Flaw In Women
The One Flaw In Women By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, 'Why are you spending so much time on this one?' And the Lord answered, 'Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands.' The angel was astounded at the requirements. 'Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish.' 'But I won 't, ' the Lord protested. 'I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days.' The angel moved closer and touched the woman. 'But you

Live @the Portland Nov '97
Live @The Portland Nov '97 add to favorites The 2nd of 3 live house sets performed at the Portland pre-club hangout before they turned it into Hove's biggest rock bar. This is a 30min shortened version of the full 110min mix from CD 1, for a full tracklist goto my website www.djmuzikal.moonfruit.com/portlandnov97 http://www.esnips.com/doc/8f993854-3f9a-44b1-8273-80b7b516108a/Live-@The-Portland-Nov-97-CD1-D

Love
When love beckons to you follow her, Though her ways are hard and steep. And when her wings enfold you yield to her, Though the sword hidden among her pinions may wound you. And when she speaks to you believe in her, Though her voice may shatter your dreams as the north wind lays waste the garden. For even as love crowns you so shall she crucify you. Even as she is for your growth so is she for your pruning. Even as she ascends to your height and caresses your tenderest branches that quiver in the sun, So shall she descend to your roots and shake them in their clinging to the earth. Like sheaves of corn she gathers you unto herself. She threshes you to make you naked. She sifts you to free you from your husks. She grinds you to whiteness. She kneads you until you are pliant; And then she assigns you to her sacred fire, that you may become sacred bread for God's sacred feast. All these things shall love do unto you that you may

If I Knew
If I Knew If I knew how to write a song I’d write one everyday It would say that I’m in love with you And why I feel this way It would have to say you’re pretty And as rare as a desert rose It would say you’re a looker From your head down to your toes You are funny, dainty, fragile And as feminine as can be You’re smart charming lovely And everything to me You’re my comfort when I’m lonely You’re my peace when I need rest Of all the women I’ve known I must rate you the best. You’re the orchard in the jungle, you’re the better half of me You’re all of this and so much more, you mean the world to me Still so much is left unsaid, It would take me far to long I know how much I love you, If only I could write a song.

To My Friends, Fans And Family
I want to extend a thank you to those who make the extra effort to keep in touch and have some kind of friendship as apposed to those I have met on here and you know who you are, who "claim" to be friends and fans but do not say anything. I am happy to have those who want to be friends message me. I know I do my best to message or rate pictures,ect. It might be slow but I promise I will get back to you. Oh yeah and th ratings whores, take a hike, I am here to make friends and if you are here for points then let me know so I can discontinue the friendship but for those who are here for friendships, thank you for everything.If you really want to know me, I have alot of info on my profile and if you want to know more, all you have to do is ASK. HUGSsss and a handshake to you all and I am looking forward to all of us being friends or more in 2008 and beyond. HUGSSSSSSs

Fu-beggers Again...
I'm checking my friends more carefully now. Anyone that asks for fubucks or blasts or such in exchange for viewing their 'nsfw' pics will be deleted. Seriously, who do those folks think they are, paid porn-stars? Come on folks. There's tons of free porn out there. I personally am not that interested in nude pictures anyway, and don't care if you have any or not. BUT if you ask for payment, GOODbye. Have a great day.

Just So You Know.......
I joined fubar because I had a friend that told me about it and said I would have a good time here. And for the most part I have. I have met some very nice people on here and some not so nice ones as well. I have be lucky enough to actually meet some of my fufriends and they are truly special to me. I have met some that I would love to meet in person. I have met some that while they are special to me online, that is where I would prefer to keep them. I have met some that while I dont mind the occasional hello, what's up, in cyber passing I have no desire to cultivate anything more. And then I have also met some that I wish had never said hi, including a couple that I actually have had to use the block button for. Over all my time here has been fun and enjoyable. As a single mom, it can be hard to find time for me and fubar has allowed me to have some me time without leaving my girls. And that is very important. I have heard all kinds of things from all kinds of people as I am sure mo

Rules For The Phone
Rules for the phone. How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered! GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA . Press "1" for English. Press "2" to disconnect until you learn to speak English And remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

Tears And Pain
sometimes im the broken heart everyone wears on their sleeves, i have cried so many tears its really hard to believe, i serve for the ones we have lost all over here and there ,and in some weird part of me they are always here. so i just wanted to tell you about all about the pain is always near. for i'll never forget my lost brothern you bro's are very dear... my thoughts from Iraq

Book About Farts
Today I listened to my son read a book about farts that he found in the doctors office. Written by shito cho ( no shit) shito says that on average pple release about 1/3 cup of gas per fart and about 2 cups of gas per day... thas some funny shit lol

Not Sure What To Do
Ok here's the deal ive been writing a novel for a few years now but every time i think im getting somewhere i think it sucks so i trash it.So im asking all that read my blogs this question if i posted it here would you be interesed in being sort of a foucus group by that i mean as i write more ill post it here you read it and tell me what you think does it suck should i take this out add this etc... all i ask is be honest dont worry about hurting my feelings because you wont thats the whole idea behind this.If any ones intersted leave a comment here or send me a private message the more the merryer and if i ever do manage o get it prnted all that hae helped me will get credit in the book. Oh just so you know a few of you have been made into charchters in my book hope ya dont mind :) thanks

Courageous
I have been sitting here thinking of all the things i had done to help out withthe wars we been in..most were when iwasnt even born or was born during one.....i grew up in the 50's and 60's which was the Korean action and Viet Nam era..during the VN war....(so it was called) i had tried to get into the service to serve my country, i had the courage to defy the rules that i was an only son in the family and could not go unless drafted, i told my folks about this that i couldnt get a job on the outside because welll jobs in them days were very scvarce...u needed some kind of experience or coillege education...so navy is where iwanted to go. I look back at this...and ponder should i have tried harder or be happy where iam now...and i think..iam happy....i believe our men and women who are serving now in Iraq are heroes...i was called a hero cuz..i tried to serve my country, and am doin that now supporting our men and woen overseas.

The 1st 10 Years
The 1st 10 Years by DJ Muzik-AL This was my first set after by long battle with drugs and depression. This mix was for an all night house party which even now gets talked about! For the full tracklist please visit http://www.djmuzikal.moonfruit.com/the1st10years This is one of my most memorable sets and this sample is a 30min cut from the full 95min house mix. http://www.esnips.com/doc/45e81da0-d89b-4c7a-8ab5-b7bacab9c88d/DJ-Muzik-AL---The-1st-10-Years-(Part1)_128

Finally
Finally, after taking about 1/2 of a year off from lifting weights,,,I can now start hitting them again. I had surgery in october on my rotator cuff,and 3 tendons in which one of them was just about completely ripped off the bone. After going to physical therapy,,etc,,,the dr said I am approx 6 months ahead of schedule and that I am good to go. Although I cant go real heavy for a while,,I am excited to get back at it :)

Questions That Haunt Me…
Can you cry under water? ________________________________ How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? ________________________________ Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? ________________________________ Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? ________________________________ Why does a round pizza come in a square box? ________________________________ What disease did cured ham actually have? ________________________________ How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? ________________________________ Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? ___________________________

Is This True Guys?
things most females don't know --Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! --"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. --Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes. --Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. --Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. --Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're, goin for the lether-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. --A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. --Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. --Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend. --Guys get jealous easily. --Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. --Giving a guy a h

Issues
Had some issues on here, so I left, it took about a week to get back to normal, so I am here again. The phoniness of this place kills me. I don't do lounges, and don't rate me just to ask me to rate you. Just because I rated you doesn't mean we have to be friends. With that in mind have a great day and stop by now and then

Better Man
Send someone to love me I need to rest in arms Keep me safe from harm In pouring rain Give me endless summer Lord I fear the cold Feel Im getting old Before my time As my soul heals the shame I will grow through this pain Lord Im doing all I can To be a better man Go easy on my conscience cause its not my fault I know Ive been taught To take the blame Rest assured my angels Will catch my tears Walk me out of here Im in pain As my soul heals the shame I will grow through this pain Lord Im doing all I can To be a better man Once youve found that lover Youre homeward bound Love is all around Love is all around I know some have fallen On stony ground But love is all around Send someone to love me I need to rest in arms Keep me safe from harm In pouring rain Give me endless summer Lord I fear the cold Feel Im getting old Before my time As my soul heals the shame I will grow through this pain Lord Im doin all I can To be a better

Ruth
SUP ALL! DJ RUTHLESS AGRESSION HERE ! IVE COME TO ROCK YOUR WORLD! YOU WANT THE HARD CORE ROCK ? IVE GOT IT ALL ! ILL EVEN PLAY ANYTHING ELSE YOU LIKE ! come on in and join me in G.O.H ! GUARDIANS OF HELL ! HOTTEST PLACE ON EARTH ! just click the picture below ! and join us for some awsome ROCK till you DROP tunes !

My Current Status And Orders Leaving The Usa
Camp Fallujah, Iraq – Once in a lifetime you get an opportunity to do something truly heroic, something that when you are old and grey, bouncing your grandchildren on your knee you can look back on with great pride and say, "I was there, and I made a difference. " As we said our final goodbyes and boarded the bus to the airport, that picture was fresh in my mind. "Remember this moment, remember this moment." These words kept running through my mind like an old fashioned record player scratching and skipping along. Looking out the window of a plain white school bus, its only identifying feature the small spray painted letters USMC, I could see heartbroken wives who would not see their husbands for a year, proud fathers sending their sons to war, and worrisome mothers wondering if their baby would be alright. I guess it hadn't hit me until that point, I was going to war. I thought of my father and what he must have felt like departing for Vietnam, or my Grandfather for W

I Love Fubar
FUBAR rocks Im still a lil new but I like it theres not all that bot shit and I met some really cool freinds so far hell I even have me fubar wifey if i can figure out how ta do it lol so all ya all who are my freinds and who i chat with regularly thanks for all da rates and comments thanks for helpin me lvl up keep in touch rock on lets have fun. Oh by the way I havew a fubar wife yeah she a awsome chick but she a phreak like me lol and she has no jealousy aso all you phreaky women who are close and wanna chat and have some fun hit me up hey honesty is da best policy so lets rock it and lets all have fun

Bulletins Please
Hey guys you know we are a family and a really good family.....Its been coming to my attention that not all bulletins have been reposted from other family members and now we all love our bulletins being reposted right? So dont want to make a big deal of this but lets do this if we see another family or friends bulletin lets repost as you know we are 1 not 50 different people and we all have different friends outside of the family....yes everyones bulletins are important, actually equally important....WE ARE A TIGHT FAMILY AND I DONT WANT A BULLETIN TO SEPARATE THAT....We have to live up to the name of the pack and a pack runs as one where as they dont think about just themselves....We are a leveling family and here to level anyone and everyone that needs our help this family was founded on the rules of the pack even the leaders will always look out for the other members before themselves....With this I just want you to know you guys are awesome and thank you so much for being part of

The Beauty In The Words ~ Which Guide The Path To Which I Follow
Wiccan Rede Bide within the Law you must, in perfect Love and perfect Trust. Live you must and let to live, fairly take and fairly give. For tread the Circle thrice about to keep unwelcome spirits out. To bind the spell well every time, let the spell be said in rhyme. Light of eye and soft of touch, speak you little, listen much. Honor the Old Ones in deed and name, let love and light be our guides again. Deosil go by the waxing moon, chanting out the joyful tune. Widdershins go when the moon doth wane, and the werewolf howls by the dread wolfsbane. When the Lady's moon is new, kiss the hand to Her times two. When the moon rides at Her peak then your heart's desire seek. Heed the North winds mighty gale, lock the door and trim the sail. When the Wind blows from the East, expect the new and set the feast. When the wind comes from the South, love will kiss you on the mouth. When the wind whispers from the West, all hearts will find peace and rest. Nine

Futard Chapter One....
I meet alot of interesting people on here but Karupt69@fubar was by far the most interesting I've met in a while. He's one of the most ANNOYING people I've come across.. lol! If you add him be prepared for him to get pissed with you if you don't go through all of his pics and comment every single one... he also COMPLAINED to me that I was too covered up in my pics and should show more skin... what an ASS.

For You
When you need someone to listen, I will lend you my ears. When you need to cry, Use my shoulder for your tears. When you need to feel, Comfy, safe and warm, I will hold you near, Wrapped up in my arms. Whenever you need me, I'll be there. No need to worry, For I truly care. I will give you strength, When you feel weak. Offer you a loving touch, Even if only upon your cheek. When there are obstacles, You can't seem to rise above, I will give to you, Encouragement and love.

Shane's And Rachael's Wolf Den
Hello everyone! Come and join people in shane's and Rachael's Wolf Den! Great people there and you great gifts. You can also purchase the lounge drinks also. Go and have a howllling good time!

Mr Pibb - Owned By Flutterby'sz Auction!!!
Join Pibb'sz Auction...Heres All His Rules And What Not!! It Will B Fun!!! YOU KNOW YOU WANNNNA!!! *Smooches* AND DONT FORGET TO VOTE FOR ME!!! YOU KNOW YA LUBB ME!!! *smooches* Hello everyone, I have decided to host my first auction. This auction will run from tomorrow, January 18th starting at 8 P.M. Eastern till January 29th at 8 P.M. The rules are simple..You may bid anything you like, Fubucks, Blasts, Ticker Messages, VIP's, Happy Hours..etc. Actual money items overshadow Fubucks. What the winner gets.... 1.) The person you win will put Owned by "Your name here" next to theirs in their profile name for an entire month. 2.) Atleast 1 daily comment 3.) All pics and stash rated during Happy Hour 4.) A daily gift of their choosing. 5.) A personal salute photo to you (What kind is up to the person who is won) 6.) Anything after that is up to the person who is owned. Please keep in mind this is for fun ONLY! Please, no rude comments! If you would li

Ugh I Hate When I Think
I found out this morning that my ex fiance cheating on his wife... who he cheated on me with. And im sitting here, listening to the song i listened to over and over and over after we broke up, and im reading the letters he sent me during basic and ait and im wondering if i would have been in er spot right now, if he hadnt fessed up and old me, would i be his wife and getting cheated on? reading his letters over they say how much he loves me, how much he misses me, how much he cant wait to marry me.... im 20 years old... i would have been a 20 year old wife of a cheating soldier.... only reason i agreed to him going into the army was because he wanted a future with me.... he even says in the letters hes doing this for our future.... i have a million thoughts in my head that i cant seem to put together.... a year with kc was throwing away as simple as a 30 second "i cant do this" phone call. i know, i should get over him... but when you are sitting in the kitchen putting toge

Won't Back Down By Mat Kearney
You woke the morning up Running off the darkest night The longest light I've seen Here goes a chance I know Cashing in on all my chips Let all my ships come fly These days, a little bit longer than the last And all of your ways, a little bit stronger than the past And your light, found my bottle in the night Gave me second life, kept me in this fight And I won't back down And I won't turn around and around And I won't back down Doesn't matter what comes crashing down I'm still gonna stand on solid ground You found me once and for all I laid it down in the sinking ground The hopeless undertow Singing out the gentle sound Rattling through my smoking screens My broken dreams last night These days, a little bit longer than the last And all of your ways, a little bit stronger than the past And all of your light, found my bottle in the night Kept me in this fight, gave me second life, And I won't back down I won't turn around and around And I won't back d

The Holy Alphabet
This is the best..... The Holy Alphabet... This is Beautiful Whoever came up with this one must have had some Divine guidance! A thru Z... Although things are not perfect Because of trial or pain Continue in thanksgiving Do not begin to blame Even when the times are hard Fierce winds are bound to blow God is forever able Hold on to what you know Imagine life without His love J oy would cease to be Keep thanking Him for all the things Love imparts to thee Move out of "Camp Complaining" No weapon that is known On earth can yield the power Praise can do alone Quit looking at the future Redeem the time at hand Start every day with worship To "thank" is a command Until we see Him coming Victorious in the sky We'll run the race with gratitude X alting God most high Y es, there'll be good times and yes some will be bad, but... Z ion waits in glory...where none are ever sad! "I AM Too blessed to be stressed!" The shortest distance

Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
Baby take your teeth out Try it one time Baby take your teeth out Try it one time Leave 'em on the kitchen table Baby take your teeth out It'll be fine Baby take your teeth out It'll be fine There ain't nothin' left to smile about Baby take your teeth out You look divine Baby take your teeth out You look divine Go ahead and eat the label Baby take your teeth out I will recline Baby take your teeth out I will recline There ain't nothin' left to talk about Frank Zappa

The Fireman
THE FIREMAN In Phoenix, Arizona, a 26-year-old mother stared Down at her 6 year old son, who was dying of Terminal leukemia. Although her heart was filled With sadness, she also had a strong feeling of Determination. Like any parent, she wanted her Son to grow up and fulfill all his dreams. Now That was no longer possible.. The leukemia would see to that. But she still Wanted her son's dreams to come true. She took Her son's hand and asked, "Billy, did you ever Think about what you wanted to be once you grew Up? Did you ever dream and wish what you would do With your life?" Mommy, "I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up." Mom smiled back and said, "Let's see if we can Make your wish come true." Later that day she went to her local fire Department in Phoenix, Arizona, where she met Fireman Bob, who had a heart as big as Phoenix. She explained her son's final wish and asked if It might be possible to give her six-year-old s

Tests
I went to the neorologist yesterday and the started checking the nerves in my left hand. I heard backfrom his office this afternoon and they said I will have some muscle spasms till I see the orthopedic specialist again which isn't ill the 28th of this month. he did state I will have a lot of discomfort for the time being , which will also affect the nerves in my hand.

Original Writing
Monday, October 29, 2007 SEX AND LOVE Current mood: contemplative Category: Life there are two words that have come a long way and yet have fallen so far behind love and sex to some people these words are basically interchangeable but in reality they are inflated, overrated and overstated two simple words three and four letters with completely different preconceeived ideas differnt meanings in different cultures, differnt religions, different races, even different sexes these words are essentially as old as time itself and have basically remained unchanged since the beginning of time but our interpretations have changed and evolved and devolved up and down throughout history we have gone from exclusive monogamy to sheer hedonism back to exclusivity back to sexual exploitation where is the middle ground the happy medium the words without the feelings the attachments or the commitments we all have substantial views pe

Gay Marriage
I support it. That is all. What? I need to give an explanation? Why? That would be like trying to explain why straight people can get married. I think gays have the same right to be as miserable as the rest of us. Hehe Seriously though, there is absolutely no logical reason on this earth to ban gay marriage. I mean, come on, there are 3 main reasons people don't support it, and my fucking god are they more retarded than a Bush speech. "The plague of mankind is the fear and rejection of diversity: monotheism, monarchy, monogamy and, in our age, monomedicine. The belief that there is only one right way to live, only one right way to regulate religious, political, sexual, medical affairs is the root cause of the greatest threat to man: members of his own species, bent on ensuring his salvation, security, and sanity." ~Thomas Szasz 1. Social Instability This point addresses the opposition's fears concerning the social instability they believe would be the result of legali

Too Funny
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the Skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?" "My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks

To My Readers And Fans
The next few days are being spent doing a major overhaul of the office and boudoirs which in essence means I will be off line until they are complete. I shall return! Meanwhile, behave, be good and for those that have been given their chores for the weekend, I am looking for their reports when I return!

The Elite Services Of Lady Velvet (pt.2)
*Warning: Some elements of this story are considered taboo, but please remember in reading this, that this is a FANTASY! **Thank you to the Mr. S for contributing to this fantasy!* Mr. S was clear as to what attire he wanted them in. A small schoolgirl skirt, no blouse, ring-gagged and tethered together. I could definitely manage his requests. I had no problem in doing so. The actual act in itself was the best part, and I was insistent about being a part of that. It was in the contract and I wouldn’t have it any other way. Mr S. was escorted to our industrial center located about 10 miles from the nearest main road. We had the building built specially for this purpose, with high ceilings and many rooms decorated with devices and pulley systems that The first girl was stripped of her top and her little school girl skirt ripped until there wasn’t much covering her little sensitive bits. The other girl was done up the same. They both were put in arm sleeves that thrust their sma

Golden Cadillac
1 1/2 oz Stoli® Vanil vodka 1 1/2 oz white chocolate liqueur 1/2 oz Galliano® herbal liqueur 1 1/2 oz white creme de cacao 1 oz cream 1 splash sugar syrup Add all of the ingredients in a cocktail shaker half filled with ice. Shake vigorously. Strain into a large chilled champagne flute. Garnish with shaved dark chocolate

Kind Of Fruit I Am:
PINEAPPLE You are quick to decide and even quicker to act. You are brave in asking career changes, if that is what is to your advantage.You have exceptional organizing abilities and are undaunted by the size of the task at hand. You tend to be self reliant, sincere and honest in your dealings with others . Though you are not given to making friends very quickly,but once you do, it is for life. Your partner is often impressed with your sterling qualities but disappointed in your ability to show affection.

An Update To Everyone!
I guess some of you might have been wondering where I have been and what I have been up to lately. Well let me tell you it has not been all that great in my life lately. Just 4 days after X Mas..my stepfather brutally attacked my sister (the one in the photos with me) and left her for dead. She was not found until 7 hrs later. Me and my fiance found her laying in a puddle of blood. Blood splattered on the walls! It was not a pretty scene! He attacked her while she slept! Grabbed her by her throat and startled her awake and told her if she screamed he would slit her throat. He proceeded to pound her face and then slashed her face in 4 different locations. She was bad as can be. Her life is never going to be the same again! Shes on the mend now! And he was caught as well. He slashed his throat as the police closed in on him but he lives but did major damage to himself (which was not good enough as far as I am concerned)...Hes in jail and facing 31 + years if found guilty on all acco

Memories
I wrote this eight months after Gus passed... Have you ever watched someone die? Until eight months ago neither had I Eyes sting with tears held back Painful memories sneak attack Just when I think I've put them to bed They rear their ugly head

Reinvestigation Of 9/11
NYC residents can put an end to the lies: The New York City Ballot Initiative & the Re-investigation of 9/11 By an Independent Citizens Commission. (no one really expected the government's commission to discover that people in our government were involved) http://www.nyc911initiative.org/ Help stop the endless, and non-sensical "war on Terror" by exposing it for the fraud that it is. Please forward this to other NYC residents in the hope that we can bring this to a peaceful solution. Learn More: http://911blogger.com/node/13476

The Lame Man And The Sermon
“Now Peter and John went up together into the temple at the hour of prayer, being the ninth hour.” The third chapter of Acts opens with the two of Jesus’ original disciples stepping out from their fellowship with other believers and going about their daily routine. Note “the ninth hour” – by Jewish reckoning, the day began at six A.M. so it was three in the afternoon when this first verse took place. This was no aberration on their part, but what happened next was. Verse two begins by describing a lame man who would come to the temple gate daily to ask alms (money) from people. In first-century Judaea, there was no government program for relieving the lot of the poor and unfortunate, no social security, no way to compensate for disabilities. And this man had been lame or unable to walk since he was born; perhaps his legs had never grown or healed properly, we’re not told. Begging for alms to support himself was pretty much all he could do. So the lame man sees Peter and Joh

Tommy Lee-make Believe
Its breaking in me Its needless to say (Now this part is done When did I go wrong) You're starting to fade You're falling away (Leave me standing still On this windowsill) And I'll make believe that its ok If I find out Where your minds at It can make me believe that your mine When I find out Where your minds at It can make me believe that your trying It's needless to say Your walking away (why can't we rewind, what's been left behind) I'm starting to fade, I'm running away (Have you feelings gone, to another one) And I make believe that its ok If I find out Where your minds at It can make me believe that your mine When I find out Where your minds at It can make me believe that your trying When I find out Where your minds at If I find out Where your minds at It can make me believe that your mine When I find out Where your minds at It can make me believe that your trying You're starting to fade, you're falling away (have your feelings g

Love
The desire to touch you in the morning when you just awaken I am dreaming about you before I awake and to find you next to me............ When I wrap my eyes around your body as you stand before me... Lie to me, and let me here you apoligize with the truth Love Never am I forsaken to love

Stolen From Jason
How do you feel about violence? I think a lot of pathetic people use it to feel powerful. Do you think you make the ideal partner? I'm not too shabby. Why/why not? I'm a really good cook, I heart oral, I'm a gamer dork, what's not to love? Would you ever get a genital piercing? It's possible. What do you think would be the most embarassing death? Being trampled by clowns? Do you honestly think nice guys will end up better-off in the long run? Yes. Eventually they end up with a woman who knows how to appreciate that. How do you feel about self-harm? I think it's stupid. Would/Have you ever done drugs? The only illegal thing I've ever done is smoke pot.. and soon that will be legal anyway. Do you dislike clingy people? I don't like being touched for the most part. Have you ever felt like ripping someone’s tongue out? Yep that lying douche deserves that and so much more. Do you think that bullies should be locked up in barns and burned alive? Nah,

For Alana
The easiest thing To do Is take all of The blame Regardless of All facts You still carry The shame Life is not A game But more of A mystery Sometimes it Brings Euphoria Other moments Cause misery It contains No handles Therefore We have No control But no matter What happens Just remain true To your Soul

Safe
burning salt dries in my eyes the windows to my soul look in on burning emptiness. lost and alone can't find me in all this lonely open. vast desert barren soulless yearning needing desperate for love. then a cool breeze a caress of words a green blade grass, leaf a drop of cool rain it's u and i'm safe. D. R. Hyden and another pulled from my files...

It's All About You, Isn't It? Why Yes It Is..
A very good but late morning to you. We have had computer issues at work. Yes… the dreaded computer not working like one wishes it to issue. Or the CNWLOWI almost looks like a disease one catches from eating shell fish…anyway the issue is semi resolved and may crop up again, but we are having a Ether-net Card next day priority delivery this am and perhaps, just perhaps it might improve my day…after being scolded by a tech who knows less then a thimble full of tact lambasted me and my fellow employees I believe I can conquer the world now… I barely looked at the msn page to see what lies were being shoveled into it. But, did see Heath Ledger passed away, that is a shame, and the guy did have some good roles in my opinion. He will be missed. That is the problem, life has a way of showing you who is boss and at any minute it can cease to exist. Many know this and some choose to think they are bigger then life and will live on and on. But enough on that, I can’t change people and will no

Chocolate
A daily dose of dark chocolate may help reduce the symptoms of chronic fatigue syndrome. Study leader Professor Steve Atkin, an expert in endocrinology, said the idea for the study came after a patient reported feeling much better after swapping her normal milk chocolate for dark chocolate with a high cocoa solid content. He decided to see if other patients would benefit and carried out a trial of 10 patients who received a daily dose - 45g - of dark chocolate or white chocolate dyed to look like dark chocolate for two months.

The Pope In Alaska
The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of Alaska for some sight-seeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat, and a "To Hell with Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10 foot grizzly bear. As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the third tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat. As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "

Transformation
I remember the moment I heard it, Heard the calling. It was when my tormented shrieks Subsided into weary moans. My breath stopped, With the air completely expelled from the lungs, And with sudden awareness, I realized that the moans reverberating inside my ears Was not the echoes of my pain, But the howl of the wind’s gentle agony. Silently, I pressed forward. Though maybe at first from the daze Of being hollowed by misery, It was not long that it was due To the bewitching of the Earth’s song. And entranced, I relented to the flow of the wind. Let go of my pain In quiet desperation, As it commanded me to. That’s when I felt the shift. Like the world had rotated on its axis, Only with me integrated in its core So that I was swept away with it. I was unaware of the merge. Like one is unaware of the night When it transcends on the soul. I only recognized when it was there. When I became immersed. And l

Kaos
My girlfriend is having mental problem and she thinks that no one understands her. I understand and she doesn't understand that I understand. Anyway apparently while I was asleep tonight someone had to take a knife to her throat after she blackedout. Because her dad was bitchin about bills. Well, she is fine for now her mom stopped herfrom actually doing it. Thank God she is okay. If something would've happened to her he would have been dead in like 2.5 sec cause I would have personally killed him.

Hd Disc War Not Over Yet:
Upon the release of recent news on Warner Bros. shifting its HD home video support from both formats to only Blu-ray, many of the mainstream media outlets quickly jumped to the conclusion that “the HD format war was over.” The idea of the format war being over couldn’t be further from the truth, although Sony’s Blu-ray is without question picking up supporters. Conjecture from the recent Consumer Electronic Show suggests Sony is helping their cause with as much as $500,000,000 per studio willing to jump on to their sidelines, but that support and the figure have not been easy to confirm so far. The same rumors surfaced when Sony was battling for high-resolution audio supremacy with their SACD format vs. the also-doomed DVD-Audio format. Sony knows the stakes are high, but so do the likes of Toshiba and Microsoft. The pace of this war is playing out quickly, as HD DVD had booming sales at the end of 2007. Prices for some HD DVD players dropped to as low as $99 per unit. Then Blu-ray

What I Am Not (part 2)
Still here?? Wow, I am impressed! You must really be interested so I'll hit ya with my next list. Hope you're not hungry or in a rush. 1. I am not lazy - I work two jobs and keep a fairly clean house. My ass never sits (well, of course unless you count the time I took in front of my computer writing this) 2. I am not a fake - What you see is what you get. I will tell you my likes and dislikes up front. For example, I don't like sports. I would not accompany you to a Bengals game to root for the home team. Save the foam finger for some other lucky lady. I'm not going to tell you that your John Denver collection is bitchin'. If I don't like your type of music I will tell you or take a sledgehammer to your stereo. The choice is yours (again, just kidding) 3. I am not crazy - I am a fairly normal person leading a fairly normal life. I don't hear voices. Well okay once I heard the voice of Betty White but it was after a Golden Girls marathon and all she said w

150 Things About Me!
1.My brain sometimes moves faster then my mouth 2.Bipolar 3.I yearn to be more then what I am 4.Im known to dye my hair odd colors 5.Also get new random piercings 6.My car is a standard 7.I ride quads and i love it 8.I dont mind getting dirty 9.I have 6 older brothers 10.Im adopted 11.I dont wear yellow gold 12.I destroy food when im full or I will keep eating it! 13.When something makes me happy I say its just like Christmas 14.Someone once told me that women who take good care of their feet take good care of their vags. so my toes always look nice 15.I am a perfume whore 16.I used to draw on my pants when i was in high school 17.I draw my emotions. 18. I write my emotions 19.I cry over stupid shit like people eating alone in resturants 20.I snowboard 21.I usually wear jeans and a t-shirt 22.I like it when people stare at me. 23.Then i get pissed that they are staring LOL 24.I have had the same cat since i was in

"i Am"
I am what I am I am what I've become There were many But now in the only one The only one who The only one to Walk through the gates of Hell And still I'm alive to tell The blind leading the blind That's how it went I saw the dark bars of these gates Sharp and jagged and bent They opened So on into the darkness i went Step upon step thought after thought seeming it seemed In my own mind I was caught I walked through the blood Burnt and scared Yet not yet dead I walked all the way To the end of Hell's road Where only empty skulls lay I walked over the carcasses Left there to decay I found the evil King's throne Except for my shadow I was alone So a seat I did take Take I did to take a break Then a mirror did i see A mirror face down On the chair's arm beside me And a curious creature I may be I just sat there and wondered Where the Devil, The Devil may be And why free to roam his realm He let me be A quick look in the mirror I took I took that lo

Good Things Come To Those Who Wait
Explosive Tantric Sex Techniques Good things come to those who wait This isn't Philosophy 101. There won't be any debates or unearthing and dissecting of the secrets of tantric sex. You're not interested in converting to a tantric lifestyle, but you would like to try some techniques that will enable you to last longer, orgasm harder and leap tall buildings. Okay, so you won't be able to leap tall buildings, but you will be able to keep your pleasure at its precipice while you take her over the edge again and again. If you're interested in giving her a good time that she won't soon forget, read on. With these tips, you won't succumb to sexual pleasures until you're both gasping and you decide to take that plunge. It's all in your control. PC Muscle Contractions You may notice that it is difficult to keep going or even to stay awake after you've ejaculated; in tantra, it is believed that ejaculation depletes your energy. This belief has led to new practices that train the man and his mus

Depression
Depression Poem Enslaved © By Jennifer E. Beyer At night I sit alone and watch the shadows dance around. I hold my breath and listen yet silence is the only sound. I reach for some comfort yet feel no embrace. I am tired of the emptiness and loneliness of this place. I can feel no more hurt because I have learned to live with my pain. I often wonder how I survived and continue to stay sane. I have hurt so deeply and cried too many tears. I have been empty and broken for so many years. I am tired of pretending that I am fine and all is okay. I am tired of hiding behind this mask I wear every day. I have drifted so far and can no longer be saved. These feelings hold me captive and to them I am enslaved.

Page 1 Of 20 On Polyamory
All right, so what is "polyamory"? The word "ployamory" is based on the Greek and Latin for "many lovers." A polyamorous relationship is a romantic relationship the involves more then two people. You mean, like swinging? Not exactly, Swinging has a different focus. Swingers focus on recreational sex, though friendships and deeper bonds may develop. With polyamory, deep relationships are the focus, though the sex is often fun. Oh, I gotcha, So, like, you have a girlriend on the side. No. That is something different as well. The technical term for that is "cheating" Six of one, half a dozen of the other. No. The thing that defines a polyamorous relationship is that everyone involved knows about, and agrees to, everyone else's involvement. If you are married, and you have a grilfriend that your wife doesn't know about, or that your wife suspects but isn't sure about, or that your wife knows about but isn't happy with you're not poly, you're cheating

Darkside
OH CAN IT BE?THAT THE DARKSIDE IS TAKING THE GOOD PARTS OF ME?WHY AM I BITTER WHY AM I COLD??? MAYBE LOVE HAS GONE TOO,...WHO WILL BRING ME BACK FROM THE GRAVE THAT HAS ALREADY BEEN DUG?IT IS THE GLOOM ON THIS PLACE,AND ANGELS WILL SOON BE WEEPING,THROW THE FIRST SHOVEL OF DIRT,BY HEART IS NUMB IF I EVEN HAVE ONE ANYMORE,DO YOU FEEL THE DARKSIDE?I DO, IT IS HERE.

"bear Removers"
"Bear Removers" A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do," the homeowner asks? "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van." He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner. "If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."

Needed Calendar Girls
We need a girl for each of these months: May November If interested post a comment with your month ya want and link to photo you wish to use. If it's october, or december or any month with a national holiday please submit a photo to do with holiday. ~Rabbit, promoter of Fubar's Calendar Girls

Just So You Know
I WILL NOT TOLERATE THE LORDS NAME TAKEN IN ANY CONCEPT ON HERE OR ANYWHERE IN VAIN I DRAW THE LINE AT THAT I WILLL DELETE AND BLOCK YOU WITHOUT A 2ND THOUGHT! SO IF I EVEN SEE YOU REPOST A BULLY WITH WHAT I SAW TONIGHT I WILL BLOCK ANYONE WHO DOES IT BE IT FAMILY OR NON FAMILY!

Having Complications
Hey everyone, again I'm sorry I haven't been around. I've been having complication stemming from my treatments and have been sicker than ever. In fact I was hospitalized just before Christmas, but thankfully was released Christmas Eve. The good news is the the projected dated for my treatment to be done, could be as early as September 26, 2008. Thank you everyone for you continued love and support! It means a lot to me!

Feeling Entrepreneurial
en·tre·pre·neur /ˌɑntrəprəˈnɜr, -ˈnʊər; Fr. ɑ̃trəprəˈnɶr/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[ahn-truh-pruh-nur, -noor; Fr. ahn-truh-pruh-nɶr] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, plural -neurs /-ˈnɜrz, -ˈnʊərz; Fr. -ˈnɶr/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[-nurz, -noorz; Fr. -nɶr] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation, verb –noun 1. a person who organizes and manages any enterprise, esp. a business, usually with considerable initiative and risk. 2. an employer of productive labor; contractor. –verb (used with object) 3. to deal with or initiate as an entrepreneur. –verb (used without object) 4. to act as an entrepreneur.

A Pictures Worth A Thousand Words
1) Answer the questions below 2) Take each answer and type it into Photobucket 3) Take any picture from the first page of results and post. (click on the picture and copy the HTML code) 4) You can't copy the persons photobucket pic who posted this before you! 1. The age you will be on your next birthday? 45 2. A place you would like to visit? Australia 3. Your favorite place? Virginia Beach, VA 4. Your favorite object: cell phone 5. Your favorite food: taco salad 6.Your favorite animal: cat 7. Favorite color: pink 8.What town were you born in? clarksdale ms

Photograph
Photograph This is the way you wanted to be remembered. Elegant black dress, sophisticated white pearls, a radiant halo of hair, blond as Marilyn Monroe's. Contacts, green as hundred dollar bills, that draw men to your eyes. Perpetually tanned, too, like a Fifties' movie star. This photograph is more head shot for Hollywood than portrait for an obituary. Sometimes we get the chance to realize our dreams before we lose touch with life. We journey to Borneo, purchase a Porsche, or hang-glide off a cliff. You prepared for death by perfecting your image, becoming your own press agent. What were we to think, when you handed us the 8 x 10 color glossies? All they were missing was an autograph-- and any hint of cancer. Despite your best orchestrations, I will remember you the way I have known you-- more Norma Jean than icon, less distant, more mother.

Forgive
I watched you sit alone, I watched you cry your eyes out, now tell me what you've done. Is it so bad that I should shut you out and leave you here alone? Yes, I saw what you did I was right there with you. I wont let you sink- No, I forgive you. I have watched you grow and I've stood in your shadow But yet I've never walked away. I hung the stars and I hold your heart, so don't ever be afraid. Yes, I know when you breathe and I feel what you need. I won't let you sink No, I forgive you.

Taxes
Isn't this amazing? TAXES Accounts Receivable Tax Building Permit Tax Capital Gains Tax CDL license Tax Cigarette Tax Corporate Income Tax Court Fines (indirect taxes) Dog License Tax Federal Income Tax Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA) Fishing License Tax Food License Tax Fuel permit tax Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon) Hunting License Tax Inheritance Tax Interest expense (tax on the money) Inventory tax IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax) IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) Liquor Tax Local Income Tax Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax Property Tax Real Estate Tax Septic Permit Tax Service Charge Taxes Social Security Tax Road Usage Taxes (Truckers) Sales Taxes Recreational Vehicle Tax Road Toll Booth Taxes School Tax State Income Tax State Unemployment Tax (SUTA) Telephone federal excise tax Telephone federal universal service fee tax Telephone federal, state and local surch

Thoughts
I have so much to say... and yet I cannot speak Come and do my bidding now, for I have grown too weak I stood where no man goes.. And conquered demon foes But with glory and passion No longer in fashion The hero broke his blade

Taste..or The Lack Thereof
Lately I've seen somethings that have disturbed me. We all know the ugly guy/sexy girl scenerio...well this is sorta like that. I think I'm relatively attractive, matter of fact I think I'm sexy as hell for a big girl not to mention I think I'm a pretty nice girl all things considered so... Why do the horriable, holier than thou, because they have a masters degree in Plato( yes as in Disney)- economics BITCHES end up with the sweet wonderful men? Do these men not have a back bone? or Am I an ugly bitch and can't see it?

A Man
A MAN WHO I LOVED MORE THAN LIFE TOOK ME AS HIS WIFE A MAN WHO I GAVE MY HEART TO BROKE MY HEART IN TWO A MAN WHO I I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR WALKED OUT THE DOOR A MAN WHO WAS MY MOON LIGHT MIST SHOWED HIS LOVE WITH HIS FIST A MAN WHO WAS MY ONE AND ONLY WALKED OUT AND LEFT ME LONELY NOW THAT MAN I DONT KNOW WHY STILL HS A WAY OF MAKING ME CRY MY LOVE FOR HIM IS NOT THE SAME I KNOW I AM PART TO BLAME dedra

Grandma's Wish
Grandma's Wish Grandma had a wish She loves me with a fish She hoped for me and made me see that it was my true self Grandma has a smile and you see it a mile away She left with a grin and i didnt drink a shot of gin so I'll never forget her. Grandma had a wish that we keep smiling or her smile wil go away!!

My Good Friend.....
Hey Fu-friends... My friend Mikey just joined yesterday... If you could just take a few minutes and visit his profile fan rate and add him. I would Love you for ever lol... or at least return the favor! here is his profile Mikey@ fubar Have a great Tuesday! XOxoXO Crissy..aka BratTress

Why Have We Become Stupid Pussies?
We have all become such pussies. Society have become so consumed with ensuring that those with a delicate nature will be offended that we have begun to spoon feed opinions to each other for fear that someone will choke on a proverbial truth. We have become so scared of the truth and the obvious, that we delude it in order to make it more palatable for those we speak too. The result? No one has a concise opinion anymore. It's not just that either. We are stupid on top of it. Not only are we scared of our opinions, but most of us lack the knowledge to defend our point of views. We have reached a point where such little amount of personal research is done in forming our opinions that when people state what there opinion is, they are totally unprepared for the follow up question... Why? Why are you a Democrat or a Republican? Why do you believe in Jesus or evolution? Why won't you fuck on the first date? Why are people homosexuals? Is it psychological or chemical?

Random Drama
Well, today, I planned to go hang out w/ Adam after he got off work, and the girls were wanting to see him and hang out with him... so we planned to take them to the play place and just hang out and what not... well his cousin had come into town (and he had just told me earlier in the day that he didn't feel like goin' out with him...) Well, sure enough, right after Adam got off work, plans changed... and I wasn't so mad about him changing the plans, as I was mad because it let the girls down.... and Lexi was seriously CRYING over it... I mean, seriously... do you have any idea how that made me feel?!?!? I mean, i felt soo bad... she was crying and kept saying "adams house" cuz, well, thats what lexi says... and then tash pops off saying that he didn't wanna hang out with them. And like, I'm GLAD he got to spend time w/ his cousin, cuz I KNOW he hadn't gotten to see him, but adam KNEW he was coming to town, and KNEW he wanted to hang out, then made plans with me and the girls anyways,

Ive Started The Countdown . Yeah A Lil Early
Ive made my reservations .. ive started the planning .. and Im all ready to Go on Vacation !!!! Im heading back to the beach this summer for a week long camping stay .. And I cant wait ! I'm hoping next year's trip will Include some of my friends from here !.... Get your own free countdown at MyspaceGeek.us

People Come Into Your Life For A Reason
PEOPLE COME INTO YOUR LIFE FOR A REASON People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a Godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to

Friends
Tell me one thing........................ What ever happened to honesty? I like to think that I am a kind person, and I give people the benefit of the doubt. And yes I tend to trust way too easily. But I dont like it when people pretend to be a friend when they really dont want to be one. Stop hurting my feelings and walking all over me. So to all of you fakes out there. If you dont want to be my FUCKING friend say so! Thank you please drive through!

Wtf...
Wow, i have learned so much in the last two days, it is absolutely rediculous... BJ, my soon to be ex husband, finally fessed up and told me that it was true that he cheated on me last january... 3-4 hours after i left him for hurting me one night. then the very next day he came down from wv to nc and talked me back for another 8 months of hell... his step-dad called me after i left bj this last time and told me that there was an 18 year old girl in the town where we lived claiming that BJ had gotten her pregnant. of course i confronted him about it and he denied it. Well, i eventually let it go, who really cared anyway? That's what I thought, lmao... this past sunday he calls out of the blue to tell me he needs me to help him with the taxes and he'll give me some of the money, he'd be down here in nc monday. I didn't see him monday, he made up lies all day to avoid it. I met up with him yesterday to supposedly do the taxes, nope, he came clean about the cheating because De

Tv Presenter Beadle Dies Aged 59
TV presenter Beadle dies aged 59 Jeremy Beadle was best known for playing practical jokes on TV Television presenter and prankster Jeremy Beadle has died aged 59. One of ITV's most popular hosts during the 1980s, he was admitted to hospital last week suffering from pneumonia. He was best known for fronting You've Been Framed, Game For a Laugh and Beadle's About, but raised millions for the charity Children with Leukaemia. Former You've Been Framed producer Dianne Nelmes said he was known for his pranks, "but in reality he was the kindest person you could ever meet". Work rate Mr Beadle, who was born in Hackney, east London, leaves behind his wife Sue, daughters Cassie and Bonnie, and his stepchildren Leo and Claire. In his heyday, he regularly attracted television audiences of 15 million for Beadle's About and You've Been Framed. I loved and admired him and I shall miss him desperately Henry Kelly Obituary: Jeremy Beadle But in recent

My World
Your my world. The reason I open my eyes every morning. Your the sun that brightens my world. When you wrap your arms around me I am no longer cold. Your my knight that is there when ever I need you. I feel like I am surrounded by a stone wall when you hold me. Knowing that nothing can harm me. You are a part of me now and forever. Your my heart and soul.

Lust Sign...i Can't Confirm Or Deny This...lmao
"My Lustsign is Fire In The Sky. I am the lost artifact of the gods. I am a brutal sex machine, and i'm scared to kill my partner even when cuddling. My color is red, blood red. When i'm having sex, i bite, scratch, scream, cry, and i don't remember any of them. Fortunate ones, to whom i gave the opportunity to sleep with me are probably still crying "Oh my god!" and trembling with ecstasy."

Love Is Eternal
As sand will surely touch the tide, Leaves will turn in fall, As sun holds the moon a bride, True love shall conquer all. As rivers will flow to the sea, Kingdoms fall and rise, Each locked door shall have its key, Each truth shall have its eyes. As dew shall gently kiss a rose, Fire shall quench no thirst, Flowering, love grows, As fragile as a bubble burst. As I shall always love you, Until time has reached its end, In moments so few, My love, my heart, I send. As beats still my heart your name, As unchanging as day to night, Burning within the flame, Keep love our guiding light.

~you're Lost~
You're lost I cant see you Nor can I hear you I Spotted a tear fall Your open eye Stares at me from afar Wondering why there is so much distance And in an instance I reappear Right in front of your eyes It's as clear as those drops of tears That I'm the one that clears you mind Brings you to a higher place Your fears only I erase I love you Yet I hurt you Tell you I'll stay true But yet I desert you Do I deserve you I don't know…

27m Menasha Single And Looking For Mis Right
i am looking for the right women for me iv been single for to long i have a 2 year old boy i am looking for somone that is going to be faithful honest trustworthly ect... i like to be very romantic if u would like to gett in touch with me add me to ur yahoo messenger my nic name is phatkid_1980 and im in wisconsin usa......

Random Survey Dealy
1. If you had to delete one person off of your top friends, who would it be? probably stonie cuz he keeps deleting me 2. Your ex is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do? depends if my kids are with him, stop and rescue them, then laugh my ass off... if the girls are not with him.... drive back and forth laughing my ass off 3. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction? HOLY SHIT!!!! get the coat hanger!!! quick!!! thats if it was today.... 4. Name one thing no one can ever take away from you? my asshole 5. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face? this morning; dennis 6. What is the last thing you spent money on? yeah, gas 7. Who is the most attractive female in your Fubar friends? Chastine, DUH 8. What is the last thing you ate that had onions in it? dunno 9. Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month? all the bedroom exercise i get, totally lost 11. If you had to sleep with one o

Re: Ron Paul Cheated Again During Cnn "debate"
RE: Ron Paul Cheated Again During CNN "Debate" ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 31 Jan 2008, 16:55 Ron Paul Cheated Again During CNN "Debate" Ron Paul was cheated for the umpteenth time last night, this time by CNN, as the corporate media once again engaged in mass public deception by advertising their spectacle as a "debate" when in fact it was nothing more than a staged punch and judy show. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/january2008/013108_cheated_again.htm

Unsatisfied...a Dedication To My Ex.
Unsatisfied By DJ Shimmer I see your face and I just get sick. Especially when I saw your tick. You've turned into someone I never knew. It's sad, you know...... Because I once loved you. The love is gone but my heart's still strong. I should stay away, where I don't belong. You have your whores. That's good enough. I hope you get hurt...Like I did.. You lousy slut. Was I just a mere piece of ass, for you? A nine hour drive.. And the travel you flew. I feel so used and I'll tell you what.... You never satisfied me... My dear, you suck!

Talk To Thoes You Love....
I have learned in my 23 years of life that nothing lasts forever. You grow apart from friends, pets get old and people die. Sure it hurts, and it always will. Growth comes from pain. Thats why you see people who have lived tough lives make it through some of the worst events to ever happen to them. But they pull through because they have learned. Sometimes life isn't fair, but you have to deal with it. It sucks and I know that its hard but shit happens. I know that some of you who will read this will think to yourselves, "What does she know, she's only 23." Well thats where your wrong, yes I'm only 23 but I have lived a lifetime in just that small amount of time. But I have learned that life isn't fair. Some people really are mean, good people are hard to find, great people are almost impossible to find and best friends are forever. Family is family, weather blood or other. Yes family can hurt you, you dont want them to, but it does happen. Just because you love someone doesn't mean yo

Doj "interested" Microsoft-yahoo Deal
By DAN CATERINICCHIA 02.01.08, 10:35 AM ET Popular Videos Microsoft's Mega Yahoo! Bid The Baby Borrowers Buzz The Business Of Fashion Reality Cheerleaders A New Generation Of Gamers Related Quotes GOOG 515.90 - 48.40 MSFT 30.45 - 2.15 YHOO 28.38 + 9.20 Most Popular Stories Schools With The Most Professional Athletes Greatest Athletic Achievements Where The Most Wealth Is Stored Rules On Talking Politics In The Office Tips On Calling Home From Outside The U.S. WASHINGTON - The Justice Department on Friday said it is interested in reviewing antitrust issues associated with Microsoft Corp.'s nearly $45 billion buyout bid for Yahoo Inc. and analysts expect other enforcement agencies to soon follow suit. "The antitrust division would be interested in looking at the competitive effects of the transaction," said Justice Department spokeswoman Gina Talamona. A federal judge this week extended by 18 months court oversight of Microsoft (nasdaq: MSFT -

Little Brother - That Ain't Love
Uhh, yeah, love You know we always, we always talkin 'bout love We always thinkin 'bout it y'know I'm in love, I want love, I need love, whatever But like sometimes I wonder With all the hurt and pain that people that supposedly love you put you through Is that really love? We would go to each other's houses, sleep on the flo' Crash on each other's couches, work like kings and Eat like paupers, now my heart palpitates Just thinkin 'bout all the stress that came up out this Started out hard, goin for the long haul Put all of the bullshit and hoes on pause Shit got major we, stacked a little paper now Couple years later can't get a phone call Hold up~! Big fish in a little pond Swimmin 'round town, thinkin like we already stars And they say that money change you, but money don't change you It just make you more of what you already are Hope our kids do better than we Hope he and she learn to stick together when the times get ugly I've been misconstrued, lied to an

Which Animal Toem Best Suits You?
Which animal totem best suits you?created with QuizFarm.com You scored as DogYou are the Dog. You are the most loyal of your friends and you protect them at all costs. Being what you are makes you happy and your friends like that about you. Dog 92%Eagle 83%Deer 83%Stag 83%Crow 75%Bear 67%Salmon 67%Fox 67%Wolf 58%Dragon

*simply Me*
I love to be in love (don't we all?) but I guess I have never found the "one" for me - I suppose he exists but where the hell is he? I have had a few practice runs but the "one" for me hasn't touched me yet. He could probably be looking at me from across the room and I likely wouldn't even recognize him. He could be talking to me on the phone and I know I wouldn't know who he is. I wish I could chase rainbows with the man I love - hmmmm... what a thought. It would so totally elate me and feed my desire to endlessly run in the breeze on a beach, in a park, a field, who cares where - just run with me! Him holding my hand so I don't fall (ha ha ha, wouldn't that be a funny sight - boobs first into the ground and bouncing off my own built in cushions... lmfao I can so totally see this) - being chased even so I don't get there first is just so thougtfully romantic. Hell, I would even settle for falling over him - what about just plain falling for him while running and chasing the same b

25 Signs That Computers And The Internet Rule Your Life
1. You can't remember the last time you wrote an entire paragraph using a pen and paper. 2. You consider internet a basic utility. 3. Between your Internet and your TV, you would rather lose your TV. 4. Between your Internet and your phoneline, you would rather lose your phoneline. 5. The Internet IS your phoneline. 6. You carry a flash drivein your purse or pocket. 7. You carry a LAPTOP with you wherever you go-or you wish you could. 8. You have a callous on your right wrist, where you rest your hand when you use your mouse. 9. Your “diary” is not protected with a lock and key, but with a username and password - and it is open to be read by anybody in the world. 10. You've joined an online forum and regularly post messages on it. 11. You are - or have been - a member of a Yahoo group. 12. You've watched 1,500 orange-clad prisoners dancing “Thriller” on YouTube. 13. You know the meaning of the word “google” - and if you don't, you simply

Do You Think You Should Be My V-day Date?why?
So who thinks they should be my V-day date?Why do you think I should have you as my date?Click the pic to tell me your reason on why you should be my V-day date and make it good.....

Update
well ive been talkin to my friend again...the one who lives in NC and he told me he is thinking bout goin back into the army. I really dont know what to think. I mean I love our soldiers more than anything but can I handle being with one again. Like he isnt sure if he is gonna do it yet or not but wanted to know what I thought about it. I told him I would support him in anything he decided to do. Was that the right thing to tell him knowing its gonna drive me outta my mind? He was in the special forces and wants to go back, I want him to do waht makes him happy. And something tells me he isnt the kind of guy who would hurt me like my other soldiers have. So idk but thats whats goin on now

Re: Willie Nelson Fears Election Could Be Cancelled
RE: Willie Nelson Fears Election Could Be Cancelled ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 04 Feb 2008, 22:19 Willie Nelson Fears Election Could Be Cancelled Country music legend Willie Nelson fears the 2008 presidential election could be cancelled due to a national state of emergency and that George W. Bush could occupy the White House for another decade. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/february2008/020408_election_cancelled.htm

I Just Started My Diet :)
I'm excited, I finally started following a diet, not too strict one, just cutting down the fats and eating sensible... I have also decided to give it a try to that new pill Alli, I will try My best to stick to it (dieting it's so hard sometimes) but I have a goal and I want to work on it... I am going to start walking more, after the office I will try to go to the park and walk around the track for at least 30 minutes to an hour. The track near home is right in front of the beach and I like the view and the fresh air.. it should do Me good. My princess also joined Me in the diet, so we are going to be supporting each other, this is very important when you want to avoid "sabotage" we will watch each other as we progress on this new task. I am practicing My cooking skills and so far, My diet food has been delicious (I'm very good at cooking) :) I will keep you updated on our progress... now just hope to see a lot of support from My friends... right? Kisses & spanks Me

Prostitution Day Is Coming
V-day is just wrong...I don't see why I am suppose to "prove" my love in tangible forms...cards...candy...jewelry...expensive night out on the town...whatever...do any of those things really "prove" how much I Love someone? Think of this...68% of the people who went all out and bought expensive gifts will be with someone else next year at this time...and they will probably go all out again next year...so how does that "prove" love? If you love me I shouldn't have to "prove" anything about my love. If you love someone you should be doing lil things all year long...flowers, cards, candy, jewelry, nights out on the town...all year long...not because some retarded holiday comes along that peer pressures us into going with the crowd like a bunch of lemmings....but to just do it because you know it would make the other person feel good and bring them a bit of happiness...if I have to prove my love then we obviously have problems...Love, real Love leaves no room for doubt...and the only

I Walk Alone
Put all your angels on the edge Keep all the roses, I'm not dead I left a thorn under your bed I'm never gone Go tell the world I'm still around I didn't fly, I'm coming down you are the wind, the only sound Whisper to my heart when hope is torn apart and no one can save you I walk alone Every step I take I walk alone My winter storm Holding me awake It's never gone When I walk alone Go back to sleep forever more Far from your fools and lock the door They're all around and they'll make sure You don't have to see What I turned out to be no one can help you I walk alone Every step I take I walk alone My winter storm Holding me awake It's never gone When I walk alone waiting up in heaven I was never far from you Spinning down I felt your every move I walk alone Every step I take I walk alone My winter storm Holding me awake It's never gone When I walk alone Tarja Turunen ex-singer of Nightwish, from her solo ablum My Winte

Sex Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU

Strippers Don't Dance, They Just Sit On Their Asses
Strippers Win Right to Meal Breaks, OT "SYDNEY, Australia - Australian strippers have won the right to take time off after taking their clothes off. The country's Industrial Relations Commission on Friday approved new workplace rules for members of the strippers' union, the Striptease Artists Australia. "We've got rights to have public holiday pay now, which we've never had in our career before," said a union spokeswoman called Mystical Melody. "We've got rosters and set hours. We can't work more than 10 hours a shift." The award also entitles unionized strippers to overtime, rest periods, meal breaks and maternity leave, she added. "The majority of workers in the industry are women," Melody said, "so it's probably a really great thing for them to be able to feel confident of having a job after they've had their babies." Industrial relations commissioner Bill Mansfield said the award set out minimum working conditions but did not set out pay rates. It was not immed

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What Has Ayasha Been Up To?
well not much, i spend much of my time surfing around on imeem. there is so much to do there, good music, good videos and alot of pics to look at i just get lost surfing around over there. so if you have an imeem acct, feel free to look me up there, here is the link. i also play alot a pogo.com, so if you have an acct there and want to play some gin, canasta, poker, spades, chess or whatever, get with me in fumail and we will set up a time. i am not a great player but i do enjoy playing with friends and having a good time. i love the badges, and will spend hours playing games to get them. for the few that have asked me, i am sharing music, videos and erotica in my blogs for them. i will also be featuring some anime series for a couple of friends. i hope everyone has a great day and i do hope to see some of you around. much love ayasha

You Have Been Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I LOVE DALE JR!!! YEA!! 88!!! 2. I HAVE A GAY DAUGHTER 3. CHEESE PIZZA AND RANCH DRESSING IS THE BEST 4. I THINK JOHN CENA AND TRIPLE H ARE HOT 5. JERRY SPRINGER IS THE SHIT, AND SO IS DR PHIL 6 I HAVE 500+ PRECIOUS MOMENTS FIGURINES & DOLLS 7. I HAVE LIVED IN 3 STATES MY WHOLE LIFE 8. I AM A CAT PERSON 9. I AM A REALLY EASY PERSON TO LET ALONG WITH UNTIL YOU PISS ME OFF 10. I LOVE THE DALLAS COWBOYS & REAL COWBOYS TOO I WILL TAG BILLYBEER, HOPESLILTHUG, DIXIE ANGEL, SCOTT & NC FIREFIGHTER

Good Rhymes
Good Rhymes I mixed this house set back in 1999 on technics 1210's. This is a 22min demo from the full 47min mix which can be purchased on my website www.djmuzikal.moonfruit.com/goodrhymes To listen/download FREE http://www.esnips.com/doc/0af6158e-33dd-44f8-84d7-42fad00d01a5/Good-Rhymes-mixed-by-DJ-Muzik-AL

Carlos Santana
Carlos Santana Best known the world over for the group that bears his name...Carlos Santana has been reinventing and reshaping the landscape of the known universe's musical culture for close to four decades. A visionary artist with no regards for genre boundaries, Carlos' fluid sound long ago laid claim to the concept of "world music" before the term ever surfaced on pop culture radar. Having evolved and expanded for over four decades, the "Carlos" sound could well be on its way to becoming interplanetary music. Born in Autlan de Navarro, Mexico—where there's now a street and public square in his name--to the son of a virtuoso Mariachi violinist, Carlos followed in his father's musical footsteps, taking up the violin at the age of five. It was when his family moved to Tijuana several years later, however, that Santana began his lifelong relationship with the instrument that would make him a musical icon–-the guitar. Early on he emulated his heroes–-John Lee Hooker, T. Bone Wa

My Sex Duration:
Between 45 and 60 minutes Wow...you really know how to keep it coming. You know how to turn the heat up and how to keep you and your partner energized. You're not an all-nighter but you still tease, experiment, and caress your partner. You keep it special and fun and you make your partner want more.

22 Years Of Friendship Down The Drain
you say i stole your boyfriends. I say they like me cuse i did not lay on my back to keep them. you say i stole from you/kids. i gave you more then what i got back. you say i lie. but you lie to me and friends/family too.when you meet your husband ididnt want a man traped in a boys body. I have my real man and loves me and dont flirt with other woman and he is mine. you say i cant be trusted. but have learned not to trust anyone. so thank you. this is for the friends who have hurt me. 1.marissa 2.stacey 3.sonny THANK YOU ALL

So True!!!
Why Women Love Assholes Part One Category: Romance and Relationships There are certain "compliments" in life that are just veiled doses of reality. If someone says, "You look fine." You really look like shit. If they say, "You got a haircut!" instead of, "I love your hair!" they hate it. For a guy, that line is, "You are such a nice guy." Girls mean it when they say it, but they also mean so much more. It really means, "I will give you all the attention in the world, until the guy I really want comes along." It means, "I love talking to you, but I would never sleep with you." It means you are a filler. How many times have you ladies said, "I just want a nice guy who will treat me right?" How many guys have been that guy only to see that girl end up with some asshole who treats her like shit? It's a cycle that puts men in a horrible conundrum. Why do women like assholes so much and why is being called a "nice guy" the absolute kiss of death? - Women love drama: Any girl who ta

Wearechangela Reaches Out To The Simon Wiesenthal Center
WeAreChangeLA Reaches Out to the Simon Wiesenthal Center Body: Towards the end of 2007, WeAreChangeLA reached out to the SImon Wiesenthal Center regarding the testimony by Mark Weitzman of the Simon Wiesenthal Center before Jane Harman's Congressional Committee. Mr Weitzman gave a presentation to the committee in support of H.R. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pjxn-PU3FD01955 where he positioned the Architects and Engineers for 9/11 truth website as an "incubator of 9/11 conspiracies and disinformation." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pjxn-PU3FD0

Fortune Cookies
I opened a fortune cookie the other day. The note inside said, "A nice cake is waiting for you." I meant to write here about it then, but it had fallen behind my monitor and I just found it as I was dusting. Oh, alright, I wasn't dusting, I dropped my favorite pen and it rolled there. It was not my birthday or anniversary of any kind, so evidently somebody else who recently got or will get take-out from China Spring in Greenbrier got my fortune, and now they won't be warned about their nice cake! But what a dumbassed thing to write to put into a fortune cookie anyway. Just once I'd like to get a really cool one, something like, "After you pay for your meal your cellphone will ring. The caller will identify herself as Inga. Follow her instructions."

Hottie Alert!!
Come check us out!!! We are all in a auction that ends on the 15th at 3pm central time.. You can find us under PITBULL MAFIA FAMILY AUCTION in my pics folders.... Be sure to rate us and place a bid!!!!MAKE SURE TO CHECK OUT THE HOT ASS MOFO MEN IN THERE TOO YUMMMMMY!!!My link to my page is below just click it to come check out the auction..... Luv ya guys and gals! ☠Trâçý Mngr of Pîtbúll Mãfïå ☠/ Pròùd BBW of Fubar!@ fubar

Oshkosh, Wisconsin
it's the home of the experimental aircraft association and the biggest airshow/fly-in in the US. There is a book there of the EAA hall of fame members that have made a name for themselves in aviation history. I'm trying to get my daddy in that book. He shared the gift of flight with everyone he ever met....took pride in his work and made sure his customers knew their aircraft inside and out before he signed off in the log books....never had a mishap with his aircraft or any other aircraft he worked on. No matter how busy he was, he always had time to answer a question or do some hangar flying. Anyway, that's my goal, to get him in that book!!!

Me N My Bf
i thought of you in the night my love, and the urge to explore my own playground, grew more unbareable when i remeber your gentle strokes i crave like a cat in heat, when i imagine your body up against mine, and i began to wonder if you remember the light scratches upon your back? do you remember the pleasent filled moans outside your ear? or how about my tonge and kisses up and down your neck? i'll tell you what i remember my love, i remebered a lovely pain that filled my warmest space yes, u have become my greatest most pleasurable sin in other words my sweetest temptation ur "experience" makes me want to give you all that u could ever want anyway that u should want it. i want to follow u into a sea of exstacy i apologize if this may be to much, but u gave me hard question, and now in return, i give you my wet answer :) FOR ALL LOVERS WHO LOVE REAL LOVE. (THAT MEANS US BABY). HAVE A PEACFUL DAY

Falling In Love
ALL ABOUT wildaboutu1964 Lovers find it easy to fall in love – it’s your favorite pastime! It’s easy for you to think up ideas for romantic dates. In fact, just the thought of the romantic evening ahead makes your pulse race. You’re an incurable romantic. Caution is for the faint of heart, and that’s not you! In fact, your heart is an open book, and you’re just waiting for the right person to come along and read it. IT TAKES TWO Plan together: Sure, you can think of romantic dates with one hand tied behind your back. But you’ll have even more fun – and more romance – if you plan as a team. Start small – try cooking a simple meal together. Plan it, shop for it, cook it and enjoy it. Don’t forget the candles! All you need is love: Show that your heart’s in the right place – volunteer together at a local shelter or charity project. A sure way to win the heart of the one you love is to show that you have lots of love to give. Make beautiful music: Want to see how well you real

Tag You're It!!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I play the fiddle. 2.I play and own three guitars...including one electric Gibson which i LOVE... 3.I have a Yorkie-Maltese named Dude who is like a child... 4. I AM as innocent as I look. 5.I don't have an accent-- you do! 6.I love the ocean and am a certified scuba diver. 7.I kick ass at karoke!! 8.I love coffee...I drink way too much of it. 9.I have never been Miss Mississippi - despite what my name here is. My girlfriends call me this because they say I'm always "made-up"...which is not true...I go without makeup lots! 10. I care about the inside of people way more than the outside..... I have tagged:don't know

Wireless 101
Terms like Bluetooth, WiFi, WLAN, and Broadband/ Wireless WAN have become a part of our daily vocabulary. These technologies can help your business keep up with the ever-changing market when you know enough to make the most of them. Find out how to choose the right wireless technology so you can work more productively and stay connected no matter where you are. Technology: Bluetooth Bluetooth Wireless LAN Wireless LAN Wireless broadband Wireless broadband Overview Connect devices quickly and easily, without wires or complex gear. Network your office and move around while you're in the office, staying connected the whole time. Stay connected virtually anytime, anywhere, without having to hunt for hotspots or pay access fees. Range Up to 328 ft/100 m 100-300 ft depending on obstructions Limited only by cell signal strength Bandwidth Low (not for transferring large files) High (as capable as a traditional LAN) Midrange (can transfer large files if necessary) In

Moms
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs," I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Momma, how do you know all this stuff. You are so smart." I was thinking quickly, "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. "Oh...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad." ''Exactly," I replied back with a big smile on my face. When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mom. ----------------------------------------------------------------------

It Happend To Me
LAST TIME I WAS ON THE SHIP I HAD SOME CHEST PAIN. FOR ABOUT 30 MIN.SO WHEN IGOT HOME I SAW THE DOCTOR.THEN I GET A HEART CATH DONE .. SO IF YOUTHINK VDAY IS COOL DON'T BUY HER CHOCOLATE OK IF YOU HATE HER WHY IS FULL OF TRANS FAT... MY BLOOD VESSEL FEEDING THE HEART WAS 83% BLOCKED .. NOW I WON'T TOUCH A PIZZA.. FOR GET ALFRADO HELL NO..THE PAIN I FEEL NOW IS SMALL BUT SHARP .. I AM LOSING WEIGHT. I AM SICK OF BEING A FAT SLOB MOSTLY I 'M NOT GOING TO EAT LIKE A PIG.. TAKE THIS A WARNING.. IF YOU EAT LIKE A PIG YOU DIE. SO WHY SHOULD YOUCUZ IT COULDHAPPEN TO YOU AND YOU WOULD N'T KNOW

Ha Ha Ha
Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total", says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming. Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our our precious land." POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable." The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and s

How Rare Is Your Personality
***Your Personality is Very Rare (INFP)*** Your personality type is dreamy, romantic, elegant, and expressive. Only about 5% of all people have your personality, including 6% of all women and 4% of all men You are Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality? http://www.blogthings.com/howrareisyourpersonalityquiz/

Saturday Snidbit
What a lovely Saturday so far, and to think I slept so late I almost missed it! lol We haven't really done much, but sometimes that is the best way to spend the day. We did go for a walk, my boys and my Mom, three generations walking to town, talking about everything and nothing, Zack showing us tricks on his skateboard and Nick wiping out on his bike going down sidewalk steps he discovered the hard way...lol Other than hurting his pride though he was fine. What started out as a walk to the park turned into a walk around town, farther and farther we went and now my legs feel like jello, but we were having such a good time during the walk it didn't feel like "exercise". Isn't that funny how that happens? During our walk we were passed by some motorcycles that went whizzing by and my heart yearned to be in there with them. This is the perfect day for a ride. I wonder if Ron is riding? (sigh) Anyway, I turn my thoughts back to my boys who are rambling on and on abo

A Cup Of Tea
Something I found A Cup of Tea One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother who is four years older than I am. I was maybe 1 and a half years old and had just recovered from an accident in which my arm had been broken among other injuries. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favourite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news and my brother was playing nearby in the living room when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!!' My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up, then says, 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place that baby can reach to get water is the toilet??' Ex

Trendy Shit That’s Stupid: Goths
Goths: Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails is the only man who can pull this look off without looking like a gerbil shaver. Anyone who is not Trent Reznor and is ‘Goth’ is fucking beyond retarded. Goths hurt my eyes like the band “The Darkness” does my ears. Why are Goths inherently albinos? Is it because they think they are vampires? and they can’t go out in the sun? Then they dress head to toe in black - the one color that makes them look even whiter – if that’s possible. Goths wear black cause they’re so evil and/or depressed. If I’m depressed, I’m not going to dress in all black and hang around boring people who are void of personalities. That’s adding insult to injury, or more appropriately, adding even more stink to shit. And if I hear one more Goth justify the way they dress & act because they are “different” and don’t feel the need to adhere to the norms of society, I’m going to harpoon them in the neck with a jumbo Crayola Crayon. When you buy mass produced clothing at Hot

Will You Be My Valentine??
glitter-graphics.com WANTED: A Fubar Valentine's Date for Sarge's Bad girls. All you have to do is leave ONE comment on why you believe you should be that girl's fubar valentine's date. The person with the best answer will get the girl for Valentine's Day! It will be up to the girl to which answer she chooses as "best", so don't be worried someone already did a great answer! The Bad Girl will send the winner at least one Fubar gift on Valentine's day and also attach to her name that you are her Valentine's date. This is NOT an acutal AUCTION, so that means you can save your fubucks and real money!!! How sweet is THAT? glitter-graphics.com It has already started so be sure to check on who YOU would like for YOUR Valentine's date! The Bad Girls will be making their choice by 8:00 PM Fubar time February 13th. glitter-graphics.com SO CLICK THE PICTURE AND SEE WHO ALL NEEDS A FU DATE FOR VALENTINES DAY. Sarge's Bad Girls

Oh My God...
let me tell you what i have finally realized today... so bj's 'baby' conner was born on dec 28th, and he told me he cheated on me the night i left him last january, which he showed up 6 hours later and talked me to going back home with him to wv. if that was so, the baby would have been born in sept or oct, right? so for this baby to be his, so he says, he would have had to sleep with her in feb or march, in which i was there, in wv, with him, married, living as married, doing the married thing... so i was there, he was fucking some little 18 year old wv hillbilly bitch, and i know her. she has been to my house with her mother. looked me in the face, gd... and on top of that, i talked to bj's cousin for about an hour today. yeah the whole damn town knew what was going on, him running around on me, knocking her up, and him abusing me worse to get me to leave (so i think)... now he is down here, supposedly to get his taxes done with me. that never happened, and he ripped t

Stupid Chain Letter
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1)I really hate people

Re: Recent Pics
RE: Recent Pics ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Glasgow Rangers Date: 11 Feb 2008, 00:50 Rangers 2 Falkirk 0Brahim HemdaniWalter Smith Manager of the Month for JanuarySteven Smith on the road to full fitness

Lighthouse
Lighthouse I have a daughter some where, eighteen summers past, life's possibilities a vista, sunflower fields, impossible mountains, mercury seas under azure skies. I see a slim face, liquid cornflower eyes, raven iridescent locks framing alabaster skin, a smile warm, as endless summer days, her countenance a reflection of her mothers memory. Hope projected onto the icon of my longing. She stares through discerning eyes, oblivious. In granite cast, I struggle. a butterfly against my nature I reach forth wings out stretched an endless spiral Guilt writhes inside, lost opportunities, battle lost for stolen rights. I awake, slick, drenched, the creak of rigging, a gull cries despairs song, a thin wail, unanswered, lost on itinerant wind. She is always there my anchor my future, life's helix shared. I have a daughter some where, heavens spark mirrored. We spin a course shared, through heavens volatile sphere. I know one day we will meet

When You Hate Your Job
When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson ~ Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized '. Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer Quality Control Department at Johnson & Johnson.' HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS

'ghost-like' White Stag Spotted
'Ghost-like' white stag spotted The stag has been observed by Fran Lockhart since last year White stag footage A rare white stag has been observed on the west coast of the Highlands. The animal has been seen with other red deer by a member of the John Muir Trust, which has kept its location a secret to protect it from poachers. The killing of a white stag on the Devon and Cornwall border last year sparked outrage. Fran Lockhart, partnership manager for the trust, caught the young Highland deer on camera. She described it as "ghost-like". She said: "I am thrilled to know that there is a white stag roaming free out there in the Scottish Highlands and that I was privileged enough to be able to spend an hour observing him. "We will be watching this animal with interest, particularly as he will be reaching his full potential in the next couple of years." The trust said white deer were potent figures in the mythology of many cultures. Celts considere

Touching An Angel
To touch an angel is a sin. Force myself deep within. Screams of pleasure cry my name. Painful enjoyment all part of the game, Once felt your never the same. Listen carefully cause this a swear. Your my every breath even the air! Cry for me softly miss me touch. I hope all i give isn't too much.

Tag, You're It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1] When people I meet are impressed with my or my job or awards, I can't understand why. 2] I love acting in plays and the attention it brings me. 3] Shopping and getting my hair cut put me in a good mood instantly. 4] Being surrounded by books makes me feel comfortable. I love going to the library and just being. When I get a house of my own, I will have a large amount of book shelves filled with books. 5] Sometimes I don't call my family just to talk, I call so they'll think of me and send money a lot. 6] I'm fairly shallow, but I'm not bothered by it. I'm almost positive that everyone is shallow to an extent

Friends
When you’re hurting don’t be afraid, Cause I will help you along the way, To be you’re shoulder when you need to cry To be you’re rock when I’m close by To give you strength day by day, To get rid of the hurt, suffering and pain. To give you advice when I can, To lend you my hand like a gentleman, For now is the time not to hurt, Because I am here when you need me most. I am you’re friend till the very end, My friendship will last throughout the years, I will be you’re tower to hold you up Or hug you close like a buttercup. To wipe away all you’re tears For I am you’re friend and I’m always here. To stand by you when things get rough. To stand by you when things get tough. Once everything fades away I’ll be here you’re friend always.

Can I Feel You
You're far away, but, I can feel you. You exist in my every breath, in every beat of my heart, adding a spectacular sizzle in all the right places. Even when I close my eyes, I see your face and feel the fire of your caress. Your presence is a tangible thing... yet as hard to grasp as the air. I reach for you, but you elude me. Still, I can feel you; the softness of a petal, a warm wind on my cheek, a ray in my vision, a distant light that ever draws me near. Matt I LOVE YOU XOXO

Texas Mother Of Slain Seawall Baby
02:16 AM CST on Wednesday, February 13, 2008 KHOU.com staff report Click on video for an update from 11 News reporter Shern-Min Chow The mother of a baby boy, whose body was found dumped near the Galveston Seawall last month, has been arrested by federal agents in New York. Brazoria County District Attorney Jeri Yenne confirmed to 11 News that Caren Kohberger was arrested by FBI agents Tuesday afternoon. A FBI spokeswoman said Kohberger was arrested after she was released from Bellevue Hospital’s mental ward Tuesday afternoon. She is being held in a New York City jail awaiting extradition back to Texas. Kohberger was wanted on charges that she handed her 3-month-old son over to the man who is accused of stomping the boy to death. Yenne filed endangerment charges against Kohberger last week. 11 NEWS Travis Mullis is charged with capital murder in the beating death of his baby son. The probable cause affidavit for the arrest warrant alleges that Kohberger han

Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 1.I AM A MOUNTAIN DEW ADDICT 2.I AM VERY VERY SELF CONCIOUS 3.I TREASURE MY FRIENDS 4.I HAVE TO BOYS WHO HAVE DRIVEN ME TO FUBAR!..HE HE :) 5.I USED TO LOVE N.K.O.T.B!!!! 6.I'M A MOVIE FANATIC.....SCARY AND COMEDY MOST 7.I COLLECT SHOT GLASSES 8.I FALL EASILY (NOT PHYSICALLY) 9.TIGERS ARE MY FAVORITE FELINE 10. I LOVE TUACA BOMBS AND SMIRNOFF WATERMELON...:) OK GUYS I HOPE THIS HASN'T CHANGED THE WAY YOU LOVE ME! HE HE! I'M TAGGING DMAN1973 COWBOY ANYONE FALLEN EXCITABLE BOY STUBBS

Tag Ur It
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 1. Im a male waitress at waffle house. 2. I can lick the head of my own penis. 3. I hate Elvis. 4. I think DUI's is a crime that needs to be punished more severely. 5. I have a brother on death row with 2 death sentences. 6. I can't juggle. 7. I am against abortion......PERIOD. 8. I have been addicted to (in order) coke, internet, myspace, yahoo answers, and now fubar ( with sex being active the whole time as another addiction) 9. I love metallica even though they are pieces of chit. 10.I get told all the time I look like Jessie James. my 5 are 1)DJ Gangsta Barbiie 2)mama bear 3)ms retta 4)evil angel 5)mickey

My Score On Dr. Phil's Personality Test:
I scored 42 on Dr. Phil's personality test: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who will always cheer them up and help them out.

*tag Your It*
Ok I have been tagged and have to come up with 10 random things about me.....hmmmmmm Thanks a ton Joey! 1. My name is Jessica aka Jessy aka Mamma 2. I AM a crazy ass white girl 3. I DON'T live in a water tower aka Palace (as amelia calls it) 4. I WAS never into video games.......... 5. I DON'T Ski naked ....... 6. I DO love to lick metal poles in the winter .. 7. I DON'T like rude or mean people ......... 8. I DO want to relearn how to rollerblade.. its been fun so far ........ 9. I ALWAYS smell the milk jug before i pour a glass ... 10. I HARDLY ever get jokes WOW..Ok thats that over with ( harder than u might think ) ....now your turn....BUT REMEMBER....you can not tag me back....and u have to send a message or shout to your 5 telling them they have been tagged and to read your blog . so my 5 ppl are...... Pumajoe Big daddy s hot boi hecta Joe Schmoe Muppetoncrk Yep you are the chosen five that took longer then the survey

Re: A Fistful Of $$ : Yahoo's Woes Brings Microsoft's Foes In
RE: A Fistful Of $$ : Yahoo's Woes Brings Microsoft's Foes In ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Mary Date: 14 Feb 2008, 02:13 ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: BlaineDate: Feb 13, 2008 5:52 PMMurdoch may jump into Yahoo fray News Corp. partnership would help fend off hostile bid by Microsoft http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23150188/ updated 2 hours, 2 minutes agoYahoo Inc. is discussing a possible Internet partnership with media conglomerate News Corp., its latest effort to repel Microsoft Corp.’s takeover bid or pry a better offer from the unsolicited suitor, a person familiar with the situation said Wednesday.The specifics of the proposed joint venture haven’t been worked out, according to the person, who didn’t want to be identified because the talks are considered confidential.Both The Wall Street Journal and a prominent blog, TechCrunch, reported that News Corp. is interested in folding its popular online social network, MyS

Tryin' To Catch Me Ridin' Dirty Fitness Machines
Look at these idiots... dollars to donuts they got those bodies doing other exercises. More collective energy is expended developing workout machines that can be used in the home while sitting down than collective energy will be spent using these contraptions by the target market. How lazy must you be to need an ab workout CHAIR? More engineering man hours go into figuring out how these devices will fold and fit under a bed than towards the mechanics of how these things will help trim a waistline. What's next, a fucking bicep curl hammock? Even more absurd are the belts that will give you an electric shock so you can sit around eating chee-tos while the pounds and inches just melt away. This is what they used to do to criminally mental patients once they figured out labotomys weren't the best idea and before they realized that it was inhumane. I'd like to juice one up to the level of a tazer gun, video some re-re trying it out and post that shit up on youtube.

About Me
THE RULES ARE: you have to write a blog with 10 things weird,random, facts habits, etc. about you. then you get to choose who you want to tag next. * NO TAG BACKS * HA HA! 1)I am German,French and Native American Indian (Chipewa) 2)I Speak 5 languages (German,French,Italian,Hawaiian and Japanese) 3)I am a Psychology Major with a Minor in Law 4)I am in a relationship for 23 Years and Not Married 5)My Favorite Song is: Music Box Dancer by Frankie Mills: My Favorite Band: Aerosmith 6)I Was A Dolphin Trainer for Many Years 7)I love to travel 8)I Have 6 Kids 9)I Have 6 Sisters 10)I Love to Surf and Dance Hula I am Tagging: Gambette21,Quit,Trekker77

The Phone Call
At dawn the telephone rings: "Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot died. "My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?" "Si, Senor, that's the one." "Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?" "From eating rotten meat, Senor Rod" "Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?" "Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse." "Dead horse? What dead horse?" "The thoroughbred, Senor Rod." "My prize thoroughbred is dead?" "Yes Senor Rod, he died from! all that work pulling the water cart." "Are you insane? What water cart?" "The one we used to put out the fire, Senor" "Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?" "The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire" "What the hell??.... Are you saying that my mans

"offensive" Email... ;)
So I got this in my email today... haven't decided whether to give out my 'bail' total yet or not... :D Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bail is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 Had sex with someone on My Space -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed someone who's name you didn't know --$10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15 Ever drive drunk -- $20 Ever got

Think About This.....
Think about this for a min...... If I happened to show up on your door step crying, would you care? If I called you and asked you to pick me up because something happened, would you come? If I had one day left, to live my life; would you be part of that last day? If I needed a shoulder to cry on, would you give me yours? This is a test to see who your real friends are or if you are just some one to talk to you when they are bored . . .

Self Esteem
everyone tells me im pretty and i should see that but its just so hard to when i have someone tellin me otherwise when i get told im ugly and a fat cunt how do you feel pretty when someone you loved tells you that how do you feel good about yourself its bad enought when you have some self esteem but when you have low self esteem its horible

Untitled Poem
Untitled I know of whom you love For I love him too Ask questions or you too Will be blue. Intriguing isn't he? Look into his eyes What do you see? Is it me? Or is it you? Believe his words Are they truth or lies? Follow your gut And you'll know Your gut's never wrong. Are his words those of truth? Longing what you wish to hear Are lies of new despair. Watch your heart Watch your soul For he's captured mine. And that has its toll. Every night asleep he falls Into my arms. Every morning waking To my smiling face. Does he think of You or Does he think of me? A heart torn between two Which he must choose. One or the other For the decision will Break the heart of one And make another soar.

Things
Maybe Im just in the minority here but why is it that the coolest, hottest and most everything person lives like 7 plus hours away from you on here. Its very frustrating, I dont like it. Plus considering this person has "private" pics on another dudes page currently, that is a bit disturbing I guess... I guess this will have to be one of those cases where you have to suffer from a distance because you know that things will never materialize no matter how much you want them to, they usually 99% of the time dont....... Its very heartbreaking indeed!!! I reall y hate myself for living so far away quite honestly!!

Bush Urges Kenya Power-sharing
Bush urges Kenya power-sharing US President George W Bush has backed calls for a power-sharing agreement to end weeks of strife in Kenya following disputed presidential elections. He said he was sending his secretary of state to Kenya to convey the message. Mr Bush was speaking in Benin, at the start of his first presidential tour of Africa since 2003. He said he would highlight African success stories during his six-day, five-nation visit, even though he remained committed to ending turmoil. Democratic reform, economic and military assistance, and the fight against HIV/Aids are expected to be raised. The US president also wants to allay concerns about a new military command he wants to base in Africa to work with African militaries to deal with trafficking or terror. PRESIDENT BUSH'S ITINERARY Benin - Cotonou: arrival ceremony, meets president Tanzania - Dar-es-Salaam: meets president, tours hospital; Arusha: tours hospital, textile mill and girls' sc

Bomb Me Im In Another Contest
FOR EVERY 100 COMMENTS U LEAVE I WILL SEND U 2,000 FUBUCKS JUS SB ME WHEN U HAVE DONE IT AND I WILL CHECK SO DON'T SCAM ME CUZ IT WONT WORK LMAO THANXS JUS GO TO THIS PAGE http://fubar.com/user/429545 AND GO TO THE HAPPY HOUR CONTEST THANXS. DJ SEXY BIOOTCH

What People Envy About Me:
People Envy Your Compassion You have a kind heart and an unusual empathy for all living creatures. You tend to absorb others' happiness and pain. People envy your compassion, and more importantly, the connections it helps you build. And compassionate as you are, you feel for them. What Do People Envy About You?

Hmmm
I was told by scrapper my account was being terminated.. All over me paying 50.00 for a 30 day blast for perky and her not getting it.. Then fubar claims they didnt get the money... I bought this blast for her on the 16th I know the money should of been there by now.. I am not allowed to post bulletins nor am a I allowed to post comments.. So I am trying a bully if not guess he terminated my account after I said sorry for being a bitch but he would be the same way if it happened to him...

What I Seek...
I mentioned in my previous blog that I was going to be reposting another blog of mine. This is it. I have certain things that I look for in friends, dates, and men that I would like in a relationship. These are those things. In a friend I know that whatever I expect I know I should be willing to give myself. I expect for a friend to be honest, curtious, straight forward, and compassionate. Some one who can know how to have fun doing anything from just walking the beach to going to a rock concert. I would like them to be able to enjoy my interests and want to participate in some of them. Things like logical games like chess, or risk are fun and i like to go to the lap pool and swim from end to end. I want to be able to kick it at the simpilest of places. Spending quality time with a freind whether it be on the phone or on the internet does not matter as long as it is quality and it is honest. If I find you lie to me I will understand the first time, question the second and

Love Survey
Your Birthdate: August 17 You love being in love... so much so that it's very hard for you to be single. Unfortunately, it's difficult for you to stay in love over time. Too many people intrigue you! Only your true love will be able to keep you interested over time. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 1 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 4 You are most compatible with people born on the 8th, 17th, and 26th of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?

Little Goth Doll
Long dark hair and black lip-gloss, She likes red nail polish and a spiked collar. She writes poetry and she likes to dream, She dreams of the dead and what they mean. She's my little Goth doll, Yeah - She's a living dead doll. A short black skirt and a red corset, She likes combat boots and dark tattoos. She don't do cocaine but she drinks slow gin, She doesn't care for you, She don't care for me. She's a little Goth doll, Yeah - She's my living dead doll. She has a bar through her tongue and a ring through her lips, She likes the feel of steel pressed against her tits. She'll take off all of her clothes, through the graveyard she'll roam. If you treat her right she’s gonna make you moan. She's my little Goth doll, Yeah - She's my living dead doll.

Sins
1. Stupidity—The top of the list for Satanic Sins. The Cardinal Sin of Satanism. It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. Satanists must learn to see through the tricks and cannot afford to be stupid. 2. Pretentiousness—Empty posturing can be most irritating and isn’t applying the cardinal rules of Lesser Magic. On equal footing with stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation these days. Everyone’s made to feel like a big shot, whether they can come up with the goods or not. 3. Solipsism—Can be very dangerous for Satanists. Projecting your reactions, responses and sensibilities onto someone who is probably far less attuned than you are. It is the mistake of expecting people to give you the same consideration, courtesy and respect that you na

Shapeshifters - Incredible (dj Muzik-al Incredible Journey Mix)
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Taxes
Subject: Taxes: Clinton years vs Bush years Based on using the actual tax tables (see link below), here are some examples on what the taxes were/are on various amounts of income for both singles and married couples. so let's see if the Bush tax cuts only helped the rich. http://www.taxfoundation.org/publications/show/151.html Taxes under Clinton 1999 Taxes under Bush 2008 Single making 30K - tax $8,400 Single making 30K - tax $4,500 Single making 50K - tax $14,000 Single making 50K - tax $12,500 Single making 75K - tax $23,250 Single making 75K - tax $18,750 Married making 60K - tax $16,800 Married making 60K- tax $9,000 Married making 75K - tax $21,000 Married making 75K - tax $18,750 Married making 125K - tax $38,750 Married making 125K - tax $31,250 If you want to know just how effective the mainstream media is, it is amazing how many people that fall int

Truth About Men
1. When I was born, I got a choice : A big dick or a good memory. I am not able to remember what I chose. 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects. 4. Impotence : It is nature's way of saying " No hard feelings " 5. There are only two four-letter words that are offensive to men : " don't " and " stop ", unless they are used together. 6. Panties is not the best thing on earth, but it's next to best thing on earth. 7. There are three stages to sex in a person's life: Tri-weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly. 8. Virginity can be cured. 9. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity. 10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. 11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small. 12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy. 13. Q:

Tell All Blog.
Geraldo Rivera wrote a tell all book naming names. Maybe I should write a tell all blog. Name and place all of my sexual conquests. The first through the most recent. Aren't blogs where you get to say just about anything? Tell everyone what's on your mind. Talk about the glory days. I think I should do it. Tell the story of all my lovers. They all have some relevance to the way I am now, sexually speaking. Sam would be first, because she was the first. I was fourteen, she was eighteen and married. Let me think... Check back to find out if I tell this amazing story. Tell all blog #1 will be very interesting. --------------------------------------- As always, this is all true or not. The names may be changed, or maybe not.

Sugababes - Easy (dj Muzik-al's Easy Over Hard Mix)
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Soul Harvest
I am coming to collect them. I want the ones that have been good or bad. Where I am taking them, It doesn't matter. There we look at a soul growth and lessons learned. Experience is what we all gain here. Nothing more or nothing less. If you refuse to accept your pre-made plan. Then you must return at the same level. The havesting of souls, Happens all the time. 24/7, it never stops. Death and rebirth, The patteren of the universe. No one ever escapes it. Dee Parenti All rights Reserved

Copperheads Crew
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Hot Topic: Fire Lovers
You want to do what with what?! Normally for a new submissive, that would be the first question on their mind and the first words out of their mouth when the words "Fire Play" are muttered into a negotiation of scene. However, most good well seasoned Dom's won't even attempt the fire play until they have either practiced considerably and know what they are doing and the safest way to do it. They key to learning to love this is knowing that safety is a priority and that you trust the one you are with! There are several ways of playing with fire (no pun intended), the cupping method being one of them. Typically I like to use three parts of 90% alcohol with a one part of the lesser stuff (70%) giving just enough alcohol in the brew to be ignited, but not burn too hot. I have seen many ways in which this has been done, but I like to use a small spray bottle and spray 2 or 3 sprays in the cup and igniting it with a long candle lighter, blowing out the flame and then placing the

Ownership Markings
When I speak of ownership markings I'm referring to piercings, tattoos/markings and jewelry that visually represent the relationship between Master and Sub. There are several levels to this obviously - you can't have someone you've been just dating wearing tatoos & markings 'cause they are permanent and signfy a much deeper level of commitment. For me it would start with wearing a collar and appropriate clothing & jewelry; this is something that can be done on any level (playfun - training - collared sub - permanent sub) and is obviously reversible. I would have my collared sub wear piercings in honor of our relationship - both nipples, her bellybutton and clit hood (which makes her pussy more sensitive). I'd also have her get a non-binding tattoo on her arm or neck which could be a tribal band or bdsm related. The tat couldn't represent our bond because if it was broken for any/whatever reason the sub would be left with it. The tat would have to be such that it only would be

Here Goes...
Well I've never done this before, but I think this is going to be fun. If you've read my profile then you'll know that I'm a geek/nerd at heart (always have been) a romantic (hopeless)and a perv (not a rude one, I just have a very high sex drive). You could say i'm 70% Romantic/ 30% perv and 100% sweetheart. So here's the idea for this whole thing I'm gonna try...I will always be faithful to my wife, but I've got some pretty HOT fantasies about us. Some of them I hope to fulfill some day, others are just that, FANTASIES, they wouldn't be fantasies if they would all come true (at least that's my take). What I want to do here is give life to those fantasies in the form of short erotic stories. I would love to get ideas from all of you out there and I could write you into my fantasies.

One Of The Boys
I was in the elevator today with Keith and Chris when I got the ultimate compliment. What ever we were chatting about led to a comment coming out of Chris’ mouth… I think they were talking about girls or fucking or burping or something that only a man would say and in response I think I pulled the girl card. Anyways, Chris’ comment was “hey you’re one of the guys”. I said “who me?” he said “yah”. Not for nothing but that touched me. Growing up I was a tomboy and it feels like ever since I got boobs, a period and my hair bleached I stopped being one of the boys. I never wanted to stop being that but I feel like the good old boy group got one girl smaller when this girl started getting her nails done. I remember when it happened too. Like fifth grade I was still cool with the boys. We were still running around playing with sticks, in the mud and climbing trees. Then sixth grade came, I got my period, my hair permed and a real bra- no more training bras- and poof….I was ou

Web 3.0: What's Next After What's Next
Even as entrepreneurs wrestle with Web 2.0, it's time to look ahead at the next generation of online tools and techniques. In this three-part series, bMighty takes a look at where we've come from and where we're headed. For well over a decade now, the Web, the Internet on which it rides and the various software devices and programs that make it work have been evolving so rapidly--creating so many business opportunities and challenges--that many small and mid-sized businesses have been busy just hanging on. The good news: Things aren't going to slow down. The challenging news: Things really aren't going to slow down. And while envisaging all the incarnations of these technologies is all but impossible, entrepreneurs would be wise to try to anticipate the changes that could truly boost (or upend) their businesses. Part 1: Where We've Been And Where We Are It's a mistake to try to label the Web with iterations: Web 1.0, Web 1.4, Web 2.0 and so forth. The Web is too ubiquitous, t

Why I Write
in the latest hours I come to you old friend just a pen and a paper to listen and save the words I pour out on this empty page help me release and keep myself sane they let me remember when I often would forget the hurt that I felt or new love that I met just how I felt in that very moment just pure emotion no need for attonement somehow in those pages i feel some reprieve a release of pressure that builds inside me I can say all the words that i've ever left unspoken and balm this old heart that is all too often broken and one day when I'm gone the world will look back and see these tattered pieces left behind that once belonged to me

Eternity
alone in the garden beneath the crimson moon a slight shiver over my skin from the dampness of the dew the hour is late and I'm all alone except for my thoughts of you will you ever come to me? break these chains and set me free release this pain and agony and feed this hunger which is you the northern star a mindfull keeper shines a shimmer upon my skin I bathe in it I bask beneath and take its power in it links me in a way it seems to you who are so far away can you feel it too? how can your heart beat when mine is breaking how can you breathe when I am gasping how can you sleep without me there are you lonely too? do you crave my care? beneath the moon I am empowered yet you are a moon creature too so skate to me on beams of light make my dreams come true tonight take me in your arms and hold me tight let our love escape the night and shine for all to see I'll be wait

If You Were Mine
If you were mine I'd whisper sweetly ALL your favorite words If you could give me all of you then I'd be only yours If I could keep you with me each night & every day I wouldn't have to keep inside all the things I long to say I'd cover you with passionate kisses fill your head with erotic wishes make time to hang the moon. Run to you with arms wide open make every felling I have for you known and build on dreams come true if only you were mine and I belonged to you...

Go To College Mutha Phuckaz
awe c'mon you know you wish you were me... there is a world of knowledge stored in my mind...can you keep up? There is nothing worse than having to explain everything you say to everyone...what ?! am I a fucking dictionary? Go to college mutha fucka! If you don't have a thing to say... then don't im me...and on that note... at least take the time to read my profile and check out all the stuff on it... I worked hard on that shit and it definitely is a reflection of me... you say you want to get to know me better... well there you go! I mean be serious.. no one like to have to say the same old shit over and over again... so that would also mean to pay attention the first time that I say things! (You deaf mo fo') lmao O... and despite obvious popular belief...I am not some sort of sleezy ho... now don't even try to act like you thought different... you know who you are.. all you fuckers that think you can talk to me for like 5 seconds and I am gonna fuck you..Get a grip...and the

Eroticism....lives Within Our Minds
Eroticism lives within our minds.....OR does it? Imagine living in a place where the name itself reeks of erotica.... Blow Me Down, Newfoundland, Canada Climax, Michigan Climax, Georgia Crotch Lake, Ontario, Canada Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada Ding Dong, Texas Intercourse, Pennsylvania Needmore, Texas Fucking, Austria (pronounced fooking) Paradise, Nevada Comfort, Texas Virgin, Utah Shakopee, Minnesota Where do you wanna live????

Finally Happy
MAN I KNOW IVE BEEN WITH ALOT OF FEMALES AND SEEN DIFFRENT STATES AND SHIT BUT IAM FINALLY HAPPY. I MEET SOMEONE THT IS PERFECT IN EVERYWAY SHE LIKE GIRLS I LOVE THT SHE A HEAD BUSTING BITCH I LIKE THT SHE A DIE HARD FREAK AND YOU KNOW I LOVVVVE THT. SHE DONT BITCH IF I WANT TO BUT MYSELF SOME GOTDAMN SHOES LIKE MY EX DID WE HAVE GOOD COMMUTICATION SKILLS. CAUSE SHE TOLD ME TO KEEP YA MAN HAPPY IS TOO DO WHAT EVER THT WAY THEY WONT STEP OUTSIDE THE RELATIONSHIP N THT SHIT IS SO TURE.. SO LESLIE IF YOU READ THIS AND ARE MAN IAM SORRY BUT ITS THE TRUTH ON THE REAL. HEATHER YOU ARE TRUELY A SPECIAL PERSON AND I HOPE ALL GOSE WELL WITH US YA DIG

A Friend Of Mine
A FRIEND OF MINE IS MARRIED, ALL SHE IS TO ME IS A FRIEND. BUT I CARE THE WORLD FOR HER AND I WANT HER TO UNDERSTNAD THAT I FEEL LIKE SHE IS GOING TO DESTROY THE GREAT MARRIAGE SHE HAS. DONT GET ME WRONG... THE THINGS SHE HAS TOLD ME, SHE HAS GOT A GREAT MAN. BUT FOR SOME ODD REASON SHE WONT LET ONLINE MEN GO. I DONT WANT TO GIVE UP ON HER, SHE HAS BEEN MY FRIEND FOR A LONG TIME. BUT I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE. I NEED HER TO UNDERSTAND THAT I LOVE HER AND THAT I DONT WANT HER TO RUIN HER MARRAIGE. I KNOW I CANT SPELL BUT FUCK YOU IF YOU GOT A PRBLEM, THIS ISNT THE MUMMS..

Who Will It Be?
There Are Now 68 Sarge's Bad Girls.. Who Will Be #69 And Who Will Refer That Person If Anyone Does? I Am Going To Offer Some Fubucks And Animations To That #69 And To The Bad Girl That Refers Them..So If You Want Fubucks And Custom Animations Come Join The Bad Girls..Only If You Are Serious About It.. I Don't Want Anyone To Join Just To Get Fubucks And Animations. Thank You Sgt. Raider Owner/Promoter For Sarge's Bad Girls

Haunted
I really fuckin hate the fact that ALL my coworkers and the manboss decided to talk about our hotel bein haunted, esp one certain room. Workin night audit completely alone in the entire hotel doesn't help either. No more detours to the kitchen in the dark, or gettin cigs from the electrical room, or goin to the bathroom even :(

Another Fake Holiday
Well friends, he is not a legitimate reverend, he is not a bona fide PhD, and his name isn't really "Martin Luther King, Jr." What's left? Just a sexual degenerate, an America-hating Communist, and a criminal betrayer of even the interests of his own people. On Labor Day, 1957, a special meeting was attended by Martin Luther King and four others at a strange institution called the Highlander Folk School in Monteagle, Tennessee. The Highlander Folk School was a Communist front, having been founded by Myles Horton (Communist Party organizer for Tennessee) and Don West (Communist Party organizer for North Carolina). The leaders of this meeting with King were the aforementioned Horton and West, along with Abner Berry and James Dumbrowski, all open and acknowledged members of the Communist Party, USA. The agenda of the meeting was a plan to tour the Southern states to initiate demonstrations and riots. From 1955 to 1960, Martin Luther King's associate, advisor, and personal secreta

Just As A Wave Is Lifted By The Shore
Just as a Wave Is Lifted by the Shore Just as a wave is lifted by the shore, Then breaks across the slowly rising sand, So as I watch you weep my feelings pour Across the wash of what I understand. I wish I could just take you in my arms And all your pain could melt into my chest, And all the violence of passing storms Could pass through me and finally come to rest. No words can set things right or presence lend A miracle to light your darkened way, But there is solace in a loving friend And soul mate comfort in what I don't have to say. Whatever circumstance you cannot bear, Just turn to me, and you will find me there. ~ Nicholas Gordon THIS IS THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT A CERTAIN SOMEONE I HURT MY GIRL ,I WISH I COULD TURN BACK THE HANDS OF TIME BACK AND HAVE IT THE WAY IT WAS...IM SORRY FOR WHAT I'VE DONE..

Aner Clute
Over and over they used to ask me, While buying the wine or the beer, In Peoria first, and later in Chicago, Denver, Frisco, New York, wherever I lived, How I happened to lead the life, And what was the start of it. Well, I told them a silk dress, And a promise of marriage from a rich man -- (It was Lucius Atherton). But that was not really it at all. Suppose a boy steals an apple from the tray at the grocery store, And they all begin to call him a thief, The editor, minister, judge, and all the people-- "A thief," "a thief," "a thief," wherever he goes. And he can't get work, and he can't get bread Without stealing it, why the boy will steal. It's the way the people regard the theft of the apple That makes the boy what he is.

Another One :)
L'été : les vieux cons sont à Deauville, les putes à Saint-Tropez et les autres sont en voiture un peu partout. (Michel Audiard) Summer: old asses are in Deavuville, whores are in Saint-Tropez; all other ones are in their cars, almost everywhere else) lol i love that one

Prescription Change
An old man strode in to his doctors office and said, "Doc, my druggist said to tell you to change my prescription and to check the prescription you've been giving to Mrs. Smith." "Oh, he did, did he?" the doctor shot back. "And since when does a druggist second guess a doctor's orders?" The old man says, "Since he found out I've been on birth control pills since February."

Mental Health Day!!
Hi All... Yes indeed I took one of those days yesterday and believe me it was needed!!! Drove down to Portsmouth to visit a friend of mine, Jennah, at her house. She made us a fabulous lunch, light but very yummy. Then we drove down to Rye Beach and took a leisurely stroll along the shore. The sun was up and warm, the salt air smelled fantastic, good conversation and company!! On the way back to her house, we drove via New Castle Beach and stopped there for a bit as well. I had never been there, so new territory...giggles!! Once back at Jennah's, we decided to take a stroll through downtown Portsmouth as well. Stopped at a wonderful little Bakery there, had Hot Chocolate and a Briscotti!! Both where to die for, I am not sure if it was the fresh air that made it taste so good, or if indeed it was that Fantastic!! So I finally made it home about 6 pm last night, ate my supper and slept the best I have in a dog's age, dreaming of Spring and more Beach walks!! Wish you could have

Hubby B-day
=== '~Hillary~' spewed forth the following at '2008-02-26 13:20:01'.. > > > > > > It's his B-DAY Check him out and leave some love!! > > > > ~Jesse~@ fubar > > Be sure to buy him a present for his B-day its his golden b-day!! He is 26 today!! > > > This bulletin brought to you by: > ~Hillary~@ fubar

Played Out
Well I know my last two mumms where very shocking. In this one I will tone it down a few. I feel the word *NOOB* is so fucking lame and played out. I also think asshat is played out..Lets step it up in these mumms folks. Enough with these lame mumm comments ya Bunch of fucking Noobs..OOOps I said it.

Self Serving Mumms
As some of you know, I am preparing to delpoy to Iraq for the first time (on the ground). I would HOPE that I have not made it self serving....like I'm looking for sympathy or pity. I have only made my friends here aware that I will be deployed and that I may or may not be out of contact while I'm gone. The pointof this particular writing is that today, I ready a very self serving mumm written by a member of the Army who is currently in Iraq. He asked if deployments should be 9 months for the Army or stay at the current 15 months. I have several probems with this mumm in general. 1. Public opinion does not determine deployment rotations. Soldiers need to talk to their chain of command (or write their congressman) if they want someone to consider their deployment rotation. ALL of us in the Armed Forces signed a contract that states in part that we are at the beck and call of the United States Government and we are willing to be deployed anywhere in the world for as long as

Frustrated Much?
*none of this is my work...just an erotic collage of stuff I like* She felt her nipples getting hard and her pussy getting wet as she lay there and thought about it. God, she loved sex. It had only been a couple of months since she had lost her cherry, but she found herself thinking of sex almost all of the time. Her hands went to her breasts, cupping them, her fingers automatically finding her hard erect nipples and pinching and pulling on them. One hand slid down between her legs to feel the warm moistness there, a finger finding her huge erect clit and gently rubbing it. She forced herself to stop, knowing that if she didn't she'd lay there the whole day and play with herself. It was Saturday and she had the whole weekend to look forward to. She loved the feeling of the thick seam rubbing her clit as she moved her legs. she was laying on her back in the grass with her knees up and spread apart, one hand between her legs rubbing her pussy. He watched for a second as she woul

Been A Long Time
been a long time since i was single. this feels weird as hell.. but PARTY TIME!!! hahah.. started my new life over in a new state also.. moved from florida to ohio.. this is a big change.. but so far only thing i dont liek is this damn snow..lolbut other than that is is pretty cool up here.. well u guys hit me up and say hi.. still looking for new friends..

Im Horny , Hurry
IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED this because in the next seven days you will: *have sex * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these titles:

Why So Mean?
So I know that I am a nice person. If someone says hello in my shoutbox, I respond. So this guy sends me a bunch of stuff, rates all my photos and I tell him thanks for all the luv. This is after I return the favor and rate his pics as well. Days pass and he pops up in my shoutbox this morning. Asks for my yahoo and I politely decline. He gets all offended and calls ME rude and inconsiderate then says he's "not going to waste any more fumoney on me"! Then goes back and re-rates me a one. Well, fumoney and gifts, rates, these don't hurt my feelings. But it is just extremely aggravating for someone to be so blind that they blame the dissappointment from their own assumptions on me. I could go all analytical and say maybe he's just lashing out at me becuase this cyber world is the only one in which he has any sense of control or worth...and my declining his chat request (while at work mind you) sent him into a rage. So that's all... I just needed to vent. I might f

Semen: The Anti-depressant
Semen acts as an anti-depressant * 19:00 26 June 2002 * Exclusive from New Scientist Print Edition. Subscribe and get 4 free issues. * Raj Persaud Printable versionEmail to a friendRSS FeedSyndicate (Photo: Getty Images) (Photo: Getty Images) Tools digg thisAdd My YahooAdd Google Reader reddit submitNewsvineciteulike submit Related Articles * Depression genes differ in men and women * 28 March 2002 * Brain scans reveal placebo effect in depressed patients * 2 January 2002 * Brain "pacemaker" has long-term effects on depression * * Search New Scientist * Contact us Web Links * Gordon Gallup, State University of New York * Archives of Sexual Behavior * Indiana University of Pennsylvania Semen makes you happy. That's the remarkable conclusion of a study comparing women whose partners wear condoms with those whose partners don't. The study, which is bound to provoke controversy, showed that the

Dark Lotus - The Walls
[Shaggy:] I sit up at night, it's at least 3 or 4 Blood drippin out my knuckles From knocking skin on drywall I see a face like flashlights on they chins The more I blink the more it happens again, damn Victims, from like '89 Floating their faces on the wall like it's the last time I'm gonna see them again The same time every night The wall gets bigger with every flash of day light [Madrox:] Are they like closing in on me Walls confining me, inside of me There's an emptiness that won't go away I never said that I was right inside of my mind But I'm sure over time I'll learn to climb the walls I'm sure that over time I'll learn to right all of my wrongs Sure it's right, four walls reflecting my life Every night that I sit and watch the replay [Chorus:] Surrounding me (surrounding me) These walls ain't holding me back (holding me back) They can't tell me where we at (me where we at) I'm uncontainable (uncontainable) Surrounding me (surrounding me) These wall

For Grandmas And Parents Lol
A must read for Grandparents. Those who aren't will love it, too. At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what Cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as A team?" The little boy nodded yes. "So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you Shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a pecker-head. Do you understand all that? Again the little boy nodded. He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a Chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a dumb Assehole is it?" Again the little boy nodded. "Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your Grandmother".

New Member Tags
Good Morning Family, I just wanted to take a minute and let any new members know that I have not made a Terminaters member tag for yet, that I will be making them over the weekend. Also, before I can make you a members tag you will need to put The Terminaters on the end of of you name and have the Terminaters Home Page added to your family list. When I get the tags made I will get in touch with you and let you know its ready. Also, remember guys you don't get points when someone rates a pic that you have ripped so when I make anything for you save the pic to your computer and then upload it to your album from there so you can get points. Additionally, the reason I ask you to do it this way is because I sometimes get spells where I start making new members tags and don't know when to stop...lol..so you may get quite a few in the future. I would like to thank everyone for their help on the giveaway and let you know I think you guys are awesome!! Have a Great Weekend!! GeeG

Suicide Bomb At Pakistan Funeral
Suicide bomb at Pakistan funeral The army says it has the upper hand against the Swat militants At least 27 people are reported to have been killed by a suicide bomber at a funeral in north-western Pakistan. The funeral was for one of three policemen killed by a roadside bomb earlier on Friday. Hospital officials say about 40 people were also injured in the suicide attack, in Mingora, the main town in the valley of Swat. Swat has seen continued confrontations in recent months between pro-Taleban militants and the security forces. Pakistan's army recently said it had regained control over much of region, driving back local Islamist militants. Appeal for blood Hundreds of mourners were attending the funeral in Mingora when the attacker struck. "It was a suicide bombing," Javed Cheema, a spokesman for the interior ministry, told the AFP news agency. Hospital authorities dealing with the injured were reported to be appealing for blood donations. T

Tired
ya so im gonna vent a bit. tough shit! :P wtf is with this bling shit? if it wasnt hard enough to get a vip if ur broke, now they are adding blings too??? aparentlly im one of the only ones on here that people say they like so much, but god for bid they show it. i even asked a friend if they would spot me a vip and id get them back and i got bitched out for being a begger on here. i just started a new job, so i havent even gotten a first paycheck, and im being told off!! yet everyone else whores themselves on here and its ok? ok not everyone i know some people are just really nice, and like i said....im venting, but to those of u who fall into the other catagory, fuck you all than! if it wasnt for the fact i have true life friends on here i like to keep in contact with to make things easier, id delete my account. now i know why so many people do. and i dont want to hear any people telling me im whining, its in my blog, if u didnt want to be nosey or werent interested in my life, u woul

That Girl Rocks!!!
WELL FOR THE PAST MONTH I HAVE BEEN OWNED BT THAT GIRL. SHE HAS BEEN A WONDERFUL PERSON TO GET TO KNOW AS A GREAT FRIEND. SHE DID EVERYTHING SHE SAID SHE WOULD WHEN SHE BOUGHT ME PLUS MUCH MORE. PLEASE IF YOUR READING THIS TAKE SOME TIME AND GO CHECK HER OUT. THANK YOU. That Girl@ fubar

How Im Feeling!!
Well thought i would come write in this blog for a lil while and express how im feeling about everything.. To start off with i would like to thank all my friends (when i say friends i mean true friends you all know who u are .. u are the ones thats been behind me pushing me bringing a smile to my face when i need it being my shoulder when i needed to cry ) i dont have to name u for u to know. So back to the blog .. i dont really know what to say here so ima blab a lil.. Well here lately ive distanced myself from those that truely care about me i know its wrong but i feel talking only makes things worse and i dont wanna burden anyone with my problems , i know i shouldnt do that but i do its me take it or leave it its how ive always been .. i dont open up to anyone and when i do its a big deal .. so i usually just keep everything bundled up until i cant take it anymore and i cant take it anymore i dont wanna be distant from anyone it hurts and i feel if i open up im just gonna end up ge

Boruc Booking Gets Gordon Fuming
Boruc booking gets Gordon fuming Celtic boss Gordon Strachan queried whether Artur Boruc should have been booked for gesturing to Hibernian fans after Saturday's 2-0 SPL win. Boruc: Booked after game had finished Send to friend Print RSS Feed Save to... Facebook del.icio.us ma.gnolia Yahoo! My Web Digg Google Bookmarks Reddit Technorati Newsvine StumbleUpon Strachan called for clarification of the Scottish Premier League's disciplinary rules after goalkeeper Boruc was shown a yellow card at the end of the Hoops' victory at Easter Road. The Poland international was booked by referee Iain Brines after hanging back to wave and gesticulate to the home fans before applauding the Hoops supporters. Celtic defender Lee Naylor's first goal for the Parkhead club since his arrival from Wolves in August 2006, and a header from substitute Georgios Samaras, had wrapped up three crucial points. But then the antics of Boruc - no stranger to controv

My Past(read If You Would Like To Its Pretty Depressing)
Please don't judge me, and you cant really "judge a book by its cover" On September 11 2001 I got abducted and raped, He took me to a hotel motel in portland and to this day if I saw that Hotel I would know what truly happend. I was 12 years old and in 7th grade. I was already going through alot of things. I was also already addicted to drugs and drinking. I was raped by a man in his thirtys and I can't stress to anyone how scary it is to be abducted and raped. I know there is people who have been through similar things and it's honest to god hella scary. Ive been raped more then once and to this day it haunts me day and night and night and I dont show it. I moved up North and well I didn't get off drugs till I was 17 and a half, I was in 2 mental hospitals and well I cut for the first time in my first mental hospital. I went through hell and back. I was even in counceling for a long time and well when I turned 18 I said Fuck it. I met so many people and been in places I ima

Safe Within Your Wings
Take my hand and guide me.... Wrap me tight within your wings. Touch me gently with your wisdom. as you tug upon my strings. So soft and warm beside you... safe within your sight. Your kindness has no boundries, embrace me with your light. Warm me with your laughter, surround me with your grace. Share your thoughts and dreams as I look upon your face. Guide me with your knowledge Teach me with your truth Show me past and present and days that were your youth. Living by your guidance, your loving, caring way. Blessed be my knowledge, that your love is here to stay

America Is Getting Stupider
Honestly, America is getting to be embarrassing to live in. "If you don't like America, you can get out!" Yes, thanks incest born redneck. I love America, just not the government, or the stupid people in it. America is getting full of people so dumb it actually hurt to view them as a human being. Americans love stuff that makes me sick. 1. Text Messaging. Hey, it's convenient to take a few minutes to type a sentence. It reminds me of that other way to contact people...hmm...oh yeah, A PHONE! Text messaging is by far the dumbest thing ever created because it serves no purpose as opposed to what the phone can already serve. People text and drive, I know cell phone talking and driving is controversial, but texting and driving? Why don't you just cut the brake line before you drive? Hell, I have trouble lighting a cigarette while driving let alone texting. Plus, every time you text me, I get charged with it. When someone calls, I could be like hey I don’t want to fucking talk to this

Cussin Lessons
CUSSIN’ LESSON A 7 year old and a 5 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. “You know what?” says the 7 year old. “I think it’s about time we started cussing.” The 5 year old nods his head in approval. The 7 year old continues, “When we go downstairs for breakfast, I’m gonna say something with ‘hell’ and you say something with ‘ass’. The 5 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, “Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I’ll have some cereal.” WHACK! He runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, “You can just stay there until I let you out!” She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 5 year old and asks with a stern voice, “And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?” “I don’t know,” he blubbers, “but you can bet your fat ass it won’t be cereal.

Seido Karate Promotion Essay
I began training in earnest after the 30th Anniversary Saiten two years ago. I was energized by the enthusiasm of people from all around the world coming together to celebrate Seido Karate. My original purpose was to learn about what the rest of my family was doing, get my self in better shape, and find an escape from my hectic work life. Overall, these are still my goals. I enjoy training along side of my family and in the process; I have gained a new family that includes my fellow Seido practitioners. The time I spend in the dojo lets me clear my head and focus on my training and learning. Even when my body is exhausted after a hard class, my spirit is much stronger. Over the next five years I will continue to train and improve my skills. As far as what belt I have in five years it is not that important. In each class I take, I learn something new and push myself a little more. In five years I will be proud to wear a belt that I have earned with sweat, hard work, and perse

Mummers Are Dummers
man i just posted a "universal mumm" saying i was getting rid of my 11's for the day cause i felt like it... first of all i'm called a point whore my the regular mummers for posting it during HH & that i'm getting rid of them & then to add to it all fubar admin decide to delete the mumm cause of all the comments ppl were leaving on it... i personally don't care if the mummers were trying to make me cry *if i wanted to cry i'd be calling my boyfriend at 2 in the morning so he can rant & rave at me* but honestly the so-called demi-gods of mumm land should really grow up & show a bit of respect to others... it's cause of them that i rarely post a mumm & when i do it's to those on my friends list... anyways that's it for me LOL

Yahoo Unveils Mobile Content Tool
NEW YORK - Yahoo Inc. unveiled onePlace, a mobile content management tool Tuesday that the search engine operator said is meant to help consumers keep their mobile information organized, up-to-date and personalized. OnePlace, is based on using bookmarks to link to online content. OnePlace users will be able to make collections of links around various topics, and the tool can automatically update content such as game scores and stock prices, Yahoo (nasdaq: YHOO - news - people ) said. OnePlace also includes a mobile RSS reader, which enables users to read and subscribe to blog feeds. The tool is expected to launch along with the Sunnyvale, Calif.-based company's upcoming mobile phone service oneConnect, in the second quarter. OneConnect integrates e-mail, instant messaging and social networks. Yahoo said that once launched, it anticipates onePlace will be available for hundreds of devices and browsers. Yahoo shares fell 9 cents to $27.68 in premarket trading.

Please Give Prayers
THIS IS A PRAYER REQUEST FOR MY DEAR FRIEND, SHE HAS LOST HER SISTER OVER THE WEEKEND TO A ANEURYSM HE HEART VALVE, ... THIS IS HER BLOG.. PLEASE READ, AND STOP OVER TO HER PAGE AN LEAVE SOME PRAYERS..... 100% redbone http://www.fubar.com/user/1528654 THIS BLOG IS FOR A LITTLE SUPPORT....NOT SURE HOW TO EVEN START IT OFF BUT HERE IT GOES. ON SATURDAY MARCH 1, 2008 I LOST MY SISTER FROM WHAT I BELIEVE WAS A BROKEN HEART. THE DRS SAY IT WAS AN ANEURYSM IN HER HEART VALVE. I'M SO HURT BECAUSE MY SISTER JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A BABY BOY LAST WEEK. AND SHE ALSO LEFT 5 OTHER CHILDREN BEHIND. IT SEEMS ALL MY LIFE I'VE BEEN DEALING WITH DEATH. DEATH OF ALL MY CLOSE LOVED ONES, FROM MY FATHER TO MY OLDEST SISTER TO MY GRANDMOTHER TO SOME OF MY REALLY CLOSE FRIENDS. I HATE THIS FEELING. I'M SO HURT I'M SO ANGRY AND MOST OF ALL I'M SO SCARED OF WHAT LIES AHEAD OF MY FAMILY IN THE NEXT COUPLE DAYS. I'M PRAYING AND ASKING FOR UR PRAYERS FOR STRENGTH THAT I CAN PULL IT TOGETHER TO BE THERE

Microsoft Cuts Vista Prices
Microsoft Corp said on Thursday it plans to cut prices of its Windows Vista operating system sold at retail outlets in a move aimed at pushing customers to switch to the newest version of Windows. The world's largest software maker said it plans to lower retail prices for Vista in 70 countries later this year in tandem with the shipment of the first major update to Vista, known as Service Pack 1 (SP1). Packaged versions of Windows Vista sold at stores and on the Web account for less than 10 percent of all licenses of the dominant Windows operating system that sits on more than 90 percent of the world's personal computers. Most consumers opt to buy a new PC, which comes preloaded with the latest version of Windows. "We anticipate these changed will provide greater opportunities ... to sell more stand-alone copies of Windows," said Brad Brooks, a Microsoft corporate vice president. In the United States, Microsoft will reduce prices for Windows Vista Ultimate, the company's

Pm's Suck
I had my bi-weekly conference call today and it kind of pissed me off..Since I have been out of the Marine Corps I have had 3 seperate jobs as a contractor. Every job I have had my project manager has been a complete waste of space..The one I have now is no better...I took an exam almost a month ago and did not pass. I missed it by less then 50 points..Now this exam is in the top three for my field on how difficult it is to learn. Plus all the credidations and stuff you have to do...He has known that I failed from the day I found out. Well today during the call he had to ask me how I did...This erked me cause this call has everyone in my project in it...From all over the world. He just wanted to hear me say that I failed. Now to me this was a big kick in the ass cause not only do I not know half the people but it really doesn't concern any of them..It is confidential..This made me very upset and now I am stressed cause I keep tryin gto make up for it...I am going to retake this e

Night Desires
Silently I walk across the floor, Pausing at the side of the bed. I look down into your sleeping face. A peaceful smile upon it. I know you are dreaming, And I hope it is of me. I touch my fingers to your cheek. Lightly trace your cheekbone. As my fingers slide down your face, I bend over and lightly kiss your lips. You stir in your dreamy sleep. And sigh, turning over slightly. My fingers have a mind of their own, Trailing lightly down your arm. I kiss you again, and your eyes flutter. I have a need to wake you, To look into your love filled eyes, So I begin to caress your body, Trailing kisses behind my fingers, As my mouth reaches your navel, I look up and find your eyes on me. A slight smile curves your lips, As my kisses slowly go lower. My eyes never leave your gaze, As my lips touch your hot need. My tongue leaves a trail of fire. You draw in your breath and close your eyes. My fingers wrap around your hardness. You feel the heat of my mouth around yo

Not Quite Understanding
It has been awhile since I posted anything and I thought, hey it is about time to take a more active role in Fubar. Must admit this may turn into a vent of sorts so you really don't have to read it if you don't want to. First who am I, I am a wife to a man I feel very lucky to have, 3 wild boys, who are great, they just have so much energy, and I am a Soldier. At the moment my husband is deployed to Kuwait. And these last 5 1/2 months have been rough. I hate being a single parent. I have a job that may seem very routine but somedays it is quite stressful because of the work we do. Then I have to muster up some energy to come home and deal with my boys and I must admit, I am a much crankier person now. But hey that is life, my husband and I are both Soldiers, so it is what it is. I am heading to Fort Hood soon so there is a strong chance I could be heading overseas shortly after Jared's return. Though I am proud I have served my country, I would really like to be able to get

My Confidence Level Is High.
As a result, you may tend view yourself as a wonderful, lucky, or energized person. However you probably also have your days when you don't feel so hot. After all, you're only human. Because of your usual high level of self-acceptance and belief in yourself, you're generally open and accepting of others. People who come in contact with you likely appreciate this generous nature and may seek out your company. Your social ability seems to be the trait that you most value in yourself of the five main traits that affect confidence. You also seem to appreciate this characteristic in others.

Two Years Ago Today...
I found out I was pregnant. Chris and I just spent an amazing weekend at Garner State Park. I had a feeling I could be pregnant but didn't want to ruin our weekend. I took the test that Sunday night alone in my apartment. I wasn't 100% sure it was a positive, but was sooooo scared to tell Chris, so I texted him...haha. I still have them saved on my old phone: Kristen: "I took a pregnancy test" Chris: "Ok and" Kristen: "not sure" Chris: "not sure or just dont know yet" Kristen: "Umm concensus says positive" Kristen: "I wish you were here" Chris: "I know iam sorry i cant be" ----phone rings... too scared to answer---- Chris: "I tried calling you call me" ----phone rings... too scared to answer---- ----phone rings... too scared to answer---- haha I finally answered... and unfortunately, my life was all downhill after this.

Weird...
You Are a Pegasus You are a perfectionist, with an eye for beauty. You know how to live a good life - and you rarely deviate from your good taste. While you aren't outgoing, you have excellent social skills. People both admire you - and feel very comfortable around you. What Mythological Creature Are You?

I Will Be Back!
Just for those of you who wish to know, I am taking a trip out of town that will put me out of my element for about a week. I will be back on Monday of next week! Until then, feel free to leave Me your great messages and checkout the tour page for the new Members Area off the site at: www.ladyvelvetnoir/tour/ Remember, you can always fine me at www.ladyvelvetnoir.com! If you are itching for that call and I am not available, try my friends at www.ladytorment.com www.ladyshellys.com www.baycityblues.com

The Brits Know What They Are Talking About!
Plese click on the link below and I believe you will find this Brit's commentary enlightening and wonder where in fact this world is going. Enjoy. Don't hesitate to leave comments. If you can't click on it, copy and paste it in the address line. thanks Tony http://www.dotsub.com/films/moredemands/index.php

Bad Company - I Feel Like Making Love
Baby, when I think about you I think about love. Darlin, couldn't live without you And your love. If I had those golden dreams of my yesterday I would wrap you In the heavens And feel it dyin (dyin, dyin) all the way I feel like makin Feel like makin love Feel like makin love Feel like makin love Feel like makin love to you Baby, if I think about you I think about love. Darlin, if I live without you I live without love. If I had the sun and moon and they were shinin I would give you both night and day Love satisfyin I feel like makin Feel like makin love Feel like makin love Feel like makin love Feel like makin love to you And if I had those golden dreams of my yesterday I would wrap you In the heavens And feel it dyin (dyin, dyin) all the way I feel like makin Feel like makin love Feel like makin love Feel like makin love Feel like makin love to you

Carny
There is this guy running around claiming he has someones panties and trying to sell them when we all know that they are his sisters,but anyway wasn't that in a movies in the 80's.(16 candles)But if he thinks its cool or something ,but really it is asinine.Even if it was true which its not, that makes him a jerk, even players don't act like that maybe he should go back to jail...maybe there they keep their panties as souvenirs ...............please comment

Taking The Leap
Taking the Leap Tonight I find myself standing on the brink, The swirling winds of life making it hard to think, Do I jump and give love a try, Or walk away, forever to hide. The darkness hides from me the depths, And all it would take is just one step, Th throw my heart out and let it soar, Or smash below and be no more. No guarantees will I find, When I leap out with this heart of mine, For only your love can save me now, You are the one to whom I am bound. Time and again I have come to the brink, But always before, away i did slink, Now with you in my mind, I take the leap, Placing my heart in your hands to keep. DQA

Love
I guess I am going to start it like this you give your heart and soul to someone and then they stomp on you and play with your mind and heart like you dont have one. That is some crazy shit. Some wouldn't know love if it slapped them in the face, or would they after it was to late. Then you cant get it back no matter what you do. Some ppl will never learn will they but that is alright everybody gets what they deserve one day and so I will wait............. But not forever everybody learns from there mistakes and once again i guess i made one. But not anymore.

Crying Wolf~
With the exception of my fondness of boobs, I would never wish to be a woman. You ladies have it rough sometimes. You never seem to get enough credit, you have a million things you have to do in order just to maintain looking like a normal girl and… you have to deal with douche bag guys like me. With that being said though, when a girl gets herself into trouble or wants to avoid embarrassment, she will say just about anything. ANYTHING. “He is obsessed with me.” Obsessed- to haunt or excessively preoccupy the mind of . It’s funny how many times I have heard this about me in the past. ME. One girl claimed I was obsessed with her and said, “This is why I haven’t returned his calls.” The funny thing is… I never called her. If me being obsessed with a girl is thinking about her for 3 seconds because I pulled her panties out from underneath my couch cushion while playing X-Box… then maybe I am obsessed. But I think it was a coincidence. “He is stalking me.” I have been st

August Personality
------------AUGUST BABY --------------- THIS IS ME!!!! outgoing personality. takes risks. FEEDS ON ATTENTION! no self control. kind hearted. self confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone". longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. independent. strong willed. a fighter.

Rowan
The Rowan tree (Sorbus aucuparia) is one of the sacred trees of Wicca/Witchcraft. As with most trees one of its main properties is that of protection. Of old, during the month of May, farmers passed all their livestock through a large hoop made of rowan to protect them and ensure fertility. Benevolent fairies are said to have inhabited the rowan, which if grown near the home would protect it and its occupants from evil spirits. A piece of rowan was often sewn into the clothing of children to protect them from capture by evil fairies. In folk magick the red berries of the rowan was soaked in water and then sprinkled around an area one wished to protect. In Scandinavian myths the first woman was formed from the rowan and the first man from alder. The red berries of the rowan were considered sacred by most cultures and are symbolic of the forces of creation - blood, life, death and renewal. The rowan blossoms in May and is still in fruit by Lughnasadh in August. The old people

What Type Of Writer Should You Be?
Your Intrapersonal Intelligence Score: 84% Your Intrapersonal Intelligence is Very High You've spent a lot of time introspecting, and it's really paid off. You are comfortable with who you are, and you have a life philosophy that you are happy to live by. And you're always re-evaluating what you believe. Because you learn something new about yourself each day!

Fuck The World.
Kill 'em all! So I came back from the hospital drugged up and fucking hyper odd LOL and I have that anti-flag song stuck in my head MOTHER FUCKIN' WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE For the love of Hendrix, I'm weird. and this is pointless fuckin' EH =]

Chocolate Covered Peanut Butter Eggs .... Yummy
Well.. if you know me you know i love to bake and give the goodies to friends , family etc.. well on wednesday ill be making Chocolate covered peanut butter eggs .. Yumy .. I thought id share how to make them with you all in case youd like to make some too .. First off . you'll need 5 Cups Powered sugar ... 1 cup or 2 sticks of butter flavored crisco 1 & 1/2 cups peanut butter ... and then you'll also need 2 cups ( one 12 oz package of Chocolate chips .. 2 tablespoons + 2 teaspoons of the crisco Now here comes the fun part making the chocolate coating Directions: 1. Cover tray with wax paper. 2. Place chocolate chips and shortening in medium heat-proof bowl. In separate large heat-proof bowl, put very warm water (100° to 110°F.) to 1-inch depth. Carefully place bowl with chocolate into bowl with water; water should come halfway up side of chocolate bowl. 3. Stir chocolate and shortening CONSTANTLY with dry rubber scraper until chocolate and shortening are

I Call Bullshit On This One
You May Be a Bit Borderline... Your mood swings make a roller coaster look tame! When you're up, you're a little bit crazy... And when you're down, your whole world is crashing Scary thing is, these moods can change by the minute! What Personality Disorder Are You?