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A Love Like This *wrote By Alazia*
A love just like this When i 1st met you i had no intention, of falling in love with you but it seemed like an infection. you stung me with your charm, and filled me with sweet bliss, offering a love so unreal, A love just like this. When you 1st told me you cared, i told myself loving you wasnt fair, becuz you were there,and i was here, we couldnt be what it now is, but here we are entwined in, A love just like this. When you 1st told me that you loved me, i truly knew at that moment we were meant to be, bathing each other in a sweet kiss, Lost in love, A love just like this. When you 1st whispered forever, I hoped you really meant that,and that youd leave me never, I am always longing for you very much, and your touch I do miss, It's all in some kind of dream, In a love just like this.....

Our Slogan
"The Few. The Proud. The Marines." is more than just a slogan. These three sentences represent who we are, epitomizing the challenge of becoming (The Few), and the reward of being (The Proud), one of the elite (The Marines). Suffice it to say, Few slogans convey such a Proud tradition. Our tagline has been a foundation in the Marine Corps for over thirty years. Now we have the opportunity to immortalize these words into America's civilian culture as well. "The Few. The Proud." has been nominated BEST SLOGAN for the Madison Avenue Advertising Walk of Fame. The Marine Corps joins a list of 26 other brands that will compete for entry based on total number of votes received online at http://advertising.yahoo.com/advertisingweek_07/slogan_poll.html Whether you are one of the few and the proud, or simply one of the faithful to those who bear the title United States Marine, we ask that you browse to the URL: http://advertising.yahoo.com/advertisingweek_07/slogan_poll.html to vote for th

New Update
New update everyone! Hope you have a great day and have had a fabulous week so far! I have some yummy goodies for you today aside from the update I did. Here's a sample of today's update Ok...here's the goodie part! I have no made my weekly 1 hour camz shows free and available for my SC members! YEP! Every single week you can see me LIVE on CAmz doing all kinds of crazy things. WHen I'm not on, you have over 150 sexy girls to keep you busy that are live as well. That's just a little thank you for being my member. ALSO, I have over 800 archived private shows that are down right kinky and available for you to view for free as well. You're certainly get your daily dose of Aimeelynn now! So make sure you go to the Webcam option on the CLUB side, and click on the top link to go to the schedule to see when I'll be on. I'll try to email out a notification the day of the cam show to remind you if I can remember lol. Hope you have a great night and enjoy the update! XOXO,

I Give Goood Head
From the top of the shaft, to the base and the balls. No DICK is too BIG or 2 small. I give good head. Make ur toes curl, and ur body shake. All this mouth, you can not take!!!! I give Good Head. I'll have u sucking ur thumb, when im done, curled up in the fetal position, not knowing how long you been missing......out that is!!!! I give good head. Nice and spity slurp, slurp slurp, I wont stop til that dick jerk. I give good head. The pressure intense, the suction is too great, u cant take it.....ur about to faint. I give good head!! Sucking and sucking, again and again. I wont stop til I cave ur forhead in......I give good head. Cum in my mouth, or cum on my tits....pleasing you is my only wish.....I GIVE GOOD HEAD!!!!

Fucking Assholes!!
This is my venting blog. I have someone on my friends list that can't take a joke and should take a fucking chill pill. I said nothing to offend them and they decided to go off on me anyways. If I did offend this person, then you, my friend, should seek some help. I'm not going to blast this person out because that is not the type of person I am. Also, another thing that I am starting to get aggravated with is the people that are not on my friends list that insist on putting a fucking link in my damn shout box. They are either asking me to come to their fucking lounge(which I don't do lounges) or they want me to comment and rate their pic because of some fucking contest that they are in. If you don't know me and maybe ask me to help you first, I'll 9 times out of 10, help you. But when someone you don't even know shoves some link in my SB, I get a little pissy. Yes, I know that I can turn off my SB to people that aren't my friends but I don't like doing that because there are

Dj The Great Destroyer
DJ THE GREAT DESTROYER KICKING OUT SOME BAD ASS TUNES AND TAKING ALL UR REQUESTS ThE ToRTuRe ChAmBeR WHERE ALL FREAKS, STONER AND NERD OF ALL KINDS ARE WELCOME JOINED BY OUR KICKS ASS STAFF AND FANS

Control
Control It shows it's laughing face, It comes to me forcefully. I try to hide, There's no place to run. My eyes close with the impact, It settles in to my bones, And never fails to shake me. As this loneliness takes me over, It makes life not worth living. The drowning of my being, The loss of my hope, Pushes me toward perfect peace. This fight is an old one, To live with solitude. I claw my way through the pieces, My shattered life is all around me. To only have to fight again, Night after Night. ~~~~~Darkness~~~~

Damn
ok i listen to all styles of music and this song is the gods honest truth They callin' me to come back to the streets, Sean P. a.k.a Sharp Crease Said it was necessary, these sucka niggaz out here very scary They comin whole they livin' in the month of February OK then put a sissy nigga on display then Kick in tha door and have my folk dem bring dem K's in I'm still Attic A-double T-I-C It ain't a hoe out there fo real who don't know 'bout me Bitch I'm fo sho wit it don't make me pop that trunk to the 'Lac Bitch I will go get it and I ain't selfish I will let you and your hoe feel it Won't catch me sippin' on no Cris and got a cold billy It's Youngbloodz A-Town malt liquor sippin', comin' straight from the gutter Toe-tag a motherfucker, leave 'em under a cover Lil John he drop the beat that make ya bounce like rubber Sean Paul he tote the heat to make ya mug then slug ya yeah If you don't give a damn, we don't give a fuck If you don't give a damn, we don't give a

Supporters Of Browns Arrested
Plainfield Supporters of Browns arrested Marshal: The four obstructed justice By Margot Sanger-Katz Monitor staff September 13. 2007 12:26AM Four supporters of Plainfield tax protesters Ed and Elaine Brown were arrested yesterday and charged with helping the Browns obstruct justice, according to the U.S. Marshal for New Hampshire. The four men, who were arrested outside of New Hampshire, include Cirino Gonzalez, the longtime Brown blogger who boasted of bringing a .50-caliber rifle to the house; and Daniel Riley, the Albany electrician who was Tasered by marshals in June after stumbling upon a surveillance team while walking the Browns' dog. The four men have all spent time at the Browns' fortified concrete home over the last eight months while the couple has refused to surrender to authorities. The Browns were both convicted of tax crimes and sentenced to more than five years in prison. But they have remained holed up at home, thanks, in part

Do You Enjoy...
Mind blowing sex? I do...love it...you know what I am talking about...the kind of sex that makes you forget about everything else in this world besides the two(or three) of you...when you are just going at it like animals...changing positions...god I love that

You Know Who You Are.
I am not sure how to feel. I have never met this person and yet I can talk to them for hrs. All of my free time I love to sit and talk to her. She is such a sweet person. Great personality, beautiful, great smile, perfect attitude, I love her legs... I could go on and on. I love to hear her laugh... She keeps toying with my emotions... I am her friend then I am not. lol. I have a great time talking to her. I may not know what to make of these feelings but I like how things are and hopes she feels the same :)

Thanks For The Ride
We were on our way home from dinner and a movie when you suddenly turn down a side road. "Where are you going?" I ask " You'll see" is your reply. After a few minutes you turn again. This time its on a small dirt road that I assume is a hunting road. Coming to a small clearing you stop turn the engine off, But leave the headlights and radio on and get out. I sit in the car wondering what you are up to. You walk around the car and open my door. "Come on, Get out" you tell me. I get out asking "what for?" Because I want to fuck you right here, right now." "Oh you do, do you?" I reply with a smile. "Yes I do" you say as you grab me and pull me into your arms. Kissing me hard and hungrily. Your hands moving under my shirt pushing my bra up over my breast and cupping them in your hands thumbs running over my nipples causing them to harden Your mouth is on my ear lobe nibbling and sucking, making your way down my neck, you take my hand in yours and place it over your cock, I can feel throu

Hmm
I havent been on fubar as long as a lot of people, but I do need to take the time to I guess clarify some things. To start with this site for me is only to make friends and meet people. I have met some absolutely wonderful people on here. Lots that do help others, make nice things for them, people that enjoy helping others level, ect. to them I say yall are awsome. I am not looking for any online relationships as I do not believe in them. So guys yall dont need to feed me a line of some sort of bullshit to be friends with me. I am not looking for no husband or man to be in my life. I am here just to have fun and make friends. I also dont cyber so dont even bother going there with me. Second I am not a point person. Friendship doesnt have any conditions in my book. I dont run and rate everyones stuff, or comment bomb, as I do have a life outside of Fubar. Its called my children. I try to catch what I can, and just because I dont get everyone shouldnt make me any less of

Pork Chop And Rice Bake
Pork chops are browned then baked with rice and green bell pepper and tomatoes. INGREDIENTS: * 4 pork chops, about 3/4-inch thick * olive oil * salt and pepper * 2 cups chicken broth * 1 cup uncooked long-grain rice * 1/4 cup chopped green bell pepper * 3 green onions, chopped * 1 tomato, peeled and diced PREPARATION: In a heavy skillet in a small amount of olive oil, brown pork chops. Transfer pork chops to a shallow baking dish; sprinkle with salt and pepper. Pour chicken broth over pork chops; add uncooked rice, green bell pepper, green onions, and diced tomatoes. Cover with foil and bake at 350° for 45 minutes to 1 hour, or until pork chops are tender and rice is done. Pork chop and rice bake recipe serves 4

Contest
...well sorta First man to get me Hannah Montana tickets for her concert on December 9th at Conseco Feild House wins a date with ME! Ok all joking aside, December 9th is my neices Birthday and Hannah Montana will be in concert and my niece is this HUGE fan and I'm desperate for these tickets...

Giving Her The Eye
A beauty stood on a balcony high, Sneezed and lost her blue glass eye. A young man walking down The Strand Caught the flashing eye-ball one hand. Invited up to receive her thanks He drooled on her features, figure, flanks. While dining on champagne and chicken These strangers felt their heart beats quicken, Gazed into each others eyes, imperfections indiscernible, Including the eye-ball that proved to be returnable. Over croissants and coffee in the morning The young man felt suspicion dawning, Said, "Would you do this for just any passer-by?" "Oh no!" she said, "He'd have to catch my eye".

Bad Day
Yep this is a rant... Ok first off I was denied medicaid. Now mind you I want to work but I have doctors who say I can't. There reason for denying me...I looked clean. WTF do I have to waller in the mud and get knocked up just to get help?! Effin Mexicans can come into this country illegally, can't speak a lick of English and get medcaid but you let an American ask for help and they are denied! I was so angry earlier I considered sitten on my front porch with a bb gun and shootin' at Mexicans for sport. ( I don't even own a toy gun *sigh*) They send our jobs down there and they come here and take the help alot of us need. Sorry if I sound racist but at this point I'm ready to call the White House and ask him to send anyone not born and raised in the United States back home! Ask him to worry about AMERICANS for a change. Well for weeks now I've been playing a trip to Colorado. And I've been working on getting my niece Hannah Montana Tickets...Well I was talking my friend who

Kisses
have you ever been talking to someone on the phone and fallen asleep because you are so tired. even thoe you dont mean to do it it just happens. you feel so bad that you did it and the next time you talk to them it does not bother them they are just happy that you finally got some sleep. wanting to spend time with them. just remember to bring a box of tissue because you never know when they will need a shoulder to cry on... :) ...

Misleading
You hear these voices, deep inside your head. They torment and mislead you. Words are better left unsaid. They hurt you and deprive you. Can wishes come untrue? Just to think and you feel so alone. Without no special thoughts with you. The colors in your mind, are darker than you think. Black for madness, blinded faith; Blue for your mistakes. Surround your heart with special thoughts. A miracle once lost. Forget those voices in your head. The ones which mislead your heart.

Bliss...
Bliss I love waking in your arms Wrapped in a tangle of wilds Like dew swelling among the grasses I hold back tears of joy Such a perfect moment Beneath ancient swinging trees All shades of green and violet Vermilion Soft yet delicate strength All entwined We watch as day breaks Soft morning light Drifts through the branches Like fingers through your hair Each shining tress Exploding color On a world renewed And the music in the air The crisp and misty breeze If only we could savor all eternity In this sweet bliss... Lucy~

Ty To My Dear Friend ; Scott For Rips To The Child Abuse Awareness Hugs Muawwwwww
thanx hun . i will do what I can , and the pictures will help , ; Your a dear friend and wow the best . Good loves you as many of us do . Abuse is terrible to any one, man woman or child . So ty for letting me join you in your fight to make awareness in here . ty for the banner / picture rips .. luv ya hun. muahhh hugs dianahttp://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=61531&albumid=0&i=1760232006

Dear Mr. Bush
Dear President Bush: Noting your second veto denying federal money for embryonic stem-cell research, I thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding morality and God's Law. I have learned a great deal from you and understand why you would not support spending federal money on researching microscopic blastocysts stored at in-vitro fertilization clinics (that which you called embryonic stem cells). Those unused microscopic blastocysts are headed for the garbage can. You properly noted that this research, which shows promise in curing dreaded diseases, destroys those blastocysts. Your "moral" decision not to allow financing that research now allows those same microscopic blastocysts to be flushed down the drain as medical waste. Bravo! I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them. 1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A c

Today...
WELL TODAY I WAS TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH GETTING HIGHER THEN 200 SOMETHING IN RANKS... BUT I RAN OUT OF 11'S AND NOW I RAN OUT OF RATES COMPLETELY. LOL!! HOW THE HECK DO THE ONES IN RED DO IT? I'M JUST CURIOUS... GUESS THEY HAVE TONS AND TONS OF FRIENDS THAT WILL PIMP THEM OUT. I'M NOT ASKING TO BE PIMPED, JUST NOT SURE HOW TO GET UP THERE IN RANKS.... ANYWAY, LET'S CALL THIS ONE A MISSION FAILED... OR UNACCOMPLISHED, BUT SAYING IT EITHER WAY IS STILL THE SAME. SO I BID YOU ALL A GOOD WEEKEND!!! *HUGS* AND PLENTY OF THEM, AS YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY HUGS RIGHT? AND EVERYONE, HAVE A DRINK ON ME!! I PLAN ON HAVING A ROUND WITH VODKA MAYBE TONIGHT OR TOMORROW NIGHT. BUT ALL IN ALL, *WISH ME LUCK* LOL AND P.S. MYST, NO THERE WILL BE NO KALUHA THIS WEEKEND. ;-)AND WATCH OUT FOR THEM DAMN CRAZY SQUIRRELS!! HAHAHA

~~secrets~~
Secrets by BlueWolf © From moon rise to sunset I dream of her I hide my feelings Away from them These hidden affections May cause a stir So no one will know To whom I refer They will not understand The passions of my heart So I keep this secret That holds us apart Someday I will let them in On the deepest desire That is buried within Burning like a fire But she must know first The secrets I hold I hope I am able to tell her I will try to be bold.................

Poem Sorta
Look in to my eyes look deep into my eyes and u will find a light so bright, u will fall so deep that u will not want to come out of, and the angels guild u into me u feel the love and passion deep with in, u cant help but open ur eyes and see nothing but white and my body floteing in the distance, u come over and grab me and i fall in to ur arms and open my eyes and look deep into urs without moveing with out touching and just the sound of my heart beat pounding, i put my hand on ur face then u slowly start to bend to kiss me then i dissapear from ur arms and u fall back out of me thinking was it..........was it a dream......

Pisces
Pisces is the mutable/water sign. Pisceans adapt emotionally to their environment. Often painfully shy, they are adept at imitating the mannerisms of other people in order to hide their own personalities. A Piscean can too easily become a victim by identifying with the personality and problems of other people, because this severely restricts the development of their own personality and talent.

Dreams
I lay alone In this cold bed. My mind races with thoughts of you. My head rests on my pillow. The other pillow, your pillow, I hold close, Snuggled to it as I would to you. It’s not the same. You are so far away. I yearn to be close to you. To smell your hair, To feel your warmth, To hear your breathing. My heart aches. I hold your pillow tighter As my teary eyes close. To sleep I fall, To dream of you, To dream of us. May you dream my dreams of us tonight.

Beauty And Blood
Such love and desire of life itself Blood rushes through the veins of the beauty My mind rushes with joys and love I think about it and strive to acheive such thoughts and wants To want more and more I decided to try Blood the color of life itself My desire is to savior its colorization To see the wound bleed with pain I smile to the thought of saving that pint Save the savior of such luscious fluid To save the innocent from harm and from loss I grab the handle of my gun Aimed the nose towards the enemy and demand the pain to fade No longer shall this be a burden The beauty and the blood live again to save the innocent another day

The Choice
The way is not always clear to some. And in fact the choice is from two- The first choice is easy to come. But the second is best for you. The first is the easiest,the path is wide and clear. Most take this way because there is no fear, of losing oneself along the way. The second is the best, but hard in finding and the path is narrow, long and winding. So I'll leave you with these thoughts, yet just now you may not know what to do. Therefore I will tell you how- The choice is up to you.

Chipotle-cinnamon Rub For Pork
Let me know what you think if you try it. 6 oz golden brown sugar 4 oz chipotle chili powder (do not use regular chili powder or you will lose smoki-ness) 2 oz ground cinnamon (preferably Ceylon-ese or Cassia) 1 oz freshly ground pepper (preferably a mix of black, green and pink peppercorns) 1 oz garlic powder (if you use garlic salt or granulated garlic use half the salt below) 4 tsp salt The ratio of sugar to chili regulates heat. Pepper adds heat to a lesser extent, but adds depth to the heat. Salt enhances flavor but it can be left out for a lo-sodium diet. Some additions to the second test: 1 TBSP fresh ground mustard seed 1 TBSP dry thyme

Shoutbox Cocksnots! :d
->julius: wow your right good at takin hints... you must suck at findin waldo..so imma say it point blank NOES!!!!! julius: send yahoo pls ->julius: LMAO umm no my next door neighbour has it.. for her mom..are you tryin to say hello to me in japan if so.. me no likey :| julius: do you have msn or yahoo? ->julius: yeah.. thats all kindsa NOT gonna happen julius: hi beautiful i want to see your sexy body for god sakes someone shoot me :|

Yeah Another Blog Deal With It.... 2
With all of the things going on in my life right now I have made several decisions. First of all my shout box has been set to just family. No no one on my friends list in particular did anything I am just tired of the crap and the people on my family list I know wont cause it. Second I deleted about half of my pix. Third the remaining pix with exception of my default, castles, and made for me are locked to family also. I know that most people don't notice when I am on or not. And frankly that is fine. I found some really great people on here and even a guy that peeks my interest. Nope not naming names he knows who he is. I have a week off from school starting the 22nd of this month and then start Biology and English. I won't be on here much even in my week off. Because frankly I am tired of all the games and bullshit that has been going on here. Life is too short for anyones life to revolve around a freaking site that is just like being back in high school and the sooner some of you re

Hmmmmm....
i have been extremely irritated lately. i am not sure if it is becuase i am unhappy where i am at, the ex huby getting on my nerves, school, parenthood or all of the above. but in the past few weeks i have made almost everyone that i come into contact iwth cry. in the past when this has happened (yes it has happened before), i usually go and get a tattoo and i seem to be all good after that. but this time i have this strange feeling/vibe that i just can't shake!! i am not trying to hurt anyones feelings, but i don't have a very high tolerance these days for bullshit!! i have tried pretty much eerything to get me to relax but everytime i start to relax i hear this one question repeating in my head, "why have i been put here...to suffer, to be miserable and in pain, to struggle or have i been put here so that everyone has someone to crap on?" i am not trying to feel sorry for myself, not by any means. i guess i am just trying to figure out is this the way my life is going to be or

Bahhh! Not Getting Alerts Or Much Else
Has anyone else been having bar tab alert problems or bulletin problems the last couple of days? My bulletins have been messed up. I get old bulletins (eventually) that were posted 2 days before LOL My bar tab isn't updating regularly. I don't always see when blogs are posted or mumms, etc. Anyone else having problems like these?

He's In A Tat Contest!!!!!!!!!
Ok all please come help this sexxxxxi man out. He's in a tattoo contest and needs rates and comments. Rates count too so if you can't leave comments please at least go and rate the pic!!!!!!!!! Please show this great man some of that wonderful fubar love.

Tattoos...
These are some pictures I've been working on. Tattoos I want to get. They aren't anything especially original or super deep, yet they do have meaning and appeal to me--and since Imma be the one with the ink, that's all that really matters, right?

One Of My Surveys From Myspace (im An Addict)
1. Who was the last person to call you baby? The Mexicano walking down our street selling strawberries. 2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? Always 3. If you had to kiss the last person you kissed, would you? Um......yeah. Freakin' moronic question. 4. Has someone ever sang a song to you? Yes...my son has sang many a song to me and he is fabulous. 5. Do you play Sudoku? OMG no......I admit that I think Sudoku is Gay (I think that because I don't know how to play it) 6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness would you survive? I would definitely survive 7.Favorite food? Mexican......always Mexican. Coming in a close second would be the Triple Play appetizer at Chili's 8.Favorite vacation spot? Somewhere I can snuggle, relax, sip something yummy and make love (If it happens to be at a rest stop...then thats my favorite) 9.Favorite television show? Family Guy (Giggity giggity goo) 10. Whats your signature dish? I make a sup

Why
Why is it that people think Just because you have a realtionship online that it is based on getting sex not everyone online it out for just sex I'm not I have a man online we have a relatinship online on fubar to be exact and I love him. But so many people seem to think that online relationship or people online saying they want a relationship are out for only sex. Well Peole this girl isn't and everyone should know that What I ahve with my man is a reality it isnt based on sex it is a more persoanl level. Just had to get that off my chest.....

My Son
My son, OMG what a bright, beautiful piece of work God Created when he put Kevin together. I cannot at times believe that he is really mine. He is so much more to me than my son or a little boy. Since his daddy left, he has at times been my rock, my foundation, my only sunshine, my leaning post, my encourager, my prod, my hero and my biggest fan. He has been the mature one, the strong one, the most level headed, the most logical. His dad has been gone 9 months and still refuses to have anything to do with his little boy. Kevin told me one time. "I may not have a daddy, but i have the most beautiful mom in the world" awww, my heart just breaks for him. Maybe I am wrong and he really is fine. I could only hope. I would love to know that the tears I shed were for not. Bamby bye for now

Bunch #2
#4) inked skin #26) I cover your feet but I want the attention all to myself #40) a killer used that name but he didnt creat all 12 whats yours? ( This wasnt made for me, but the sign is right. all well) #35) didnt write down the clue, but the answer is korn #30) the repeat of #3 #8) 3 letters you must say while lookin at your toilet after you use it (wee) here is 6 more. brings me up to 10. still lazy, gotta make dinner.

Wonton Poppers
Ingredients 1 8 oz. pkg. cream cheese, softened 1 C. Monterey jack cheese, shredded 4 oz. jalapeño peppers, seeded and diced finely 1 tsp. fresh minced garlic 3 green onions, diced Black pepper 1 16 oz. package wonton wrappers 1 quart vegetable oil for frying Directions In a medium bowl, combine cream cheese, Monterey jack cheese, jalapeño peppers, garlic and green onions mix well and season with a little black pepper. Fill the wonton wrappers with approximately 1 Tbs. cream cheese mixture. Fold wrappers into triangles then press with moistened fingers to seal or seal edges as desired. In a large skillet heat oil over medium-high heat. Carefully place 3-4 wontons at a time into the oil and quickly fry, turning once until golden brown. Remove to paper towels. Serve with your favorite chili dipping sauce, ranch dressing or naked

Pasta With Lemon Vodka Sauce
The heavy cream sauce that covers this pasta is a grown-up version of alfredo. Ingredients 2 lb. pasta 4 large lemons 1/2 C. vodka 2 C. heavy cream 1 tsp. pepper 1/2 C. chopped parsley 1 1/2 C. Parmesan cheese Directions In large pot bring water to boil with 1/2 C. salt and cook pasta for 8-10 minutes. Grate rind of one lemon and reserve and squeeze the juice of all lemons and reserve. In medium sauce pan heat vodka and heavy cream until it thickens. Add the lemon rind and juice to the cream mixture. Stir well. Add in the pepper, parsley and parmesan. Heat for 1 minute and remove from heat. Drain pasta and place in large pasta bowl. Pour the creamed mixture over it and toss well. Serve. Place extra parmesan on table for guests.

Anomie And Nomos
Im so glad I loved you and you threw it in my face Nice guys finish last To you I must be in first place Your so beautiful when you play god with my blood on your hands are you proud of what you've done? yes you are and its more than i can stand How does it feel to have the power to give life, or break a heart you might think your happy with us apart But If you listen to what I say i think you'll realize you miss me someday and years from now when youve been hurt and are feeling down Dont expect e to be around close your eyes and see my face I know that in my heart that being with me was just the place for you and I will be gone down the roads of life following my gut because emotion gets in the way isnt that what you used to say? You cant expect me to sit around and wait wait for you to see to see the things I've been saying all along to make it right, undo the wrongs I gathered all i had and gave it all to you and what did you give me? Aside

Pain Like No Other!
okay, so it's the day after the marathon and so many of you (which I appreciate) are showing concern towards my message I have. I did the Rochester Marathon yesterday (26.2 miles) and up and after the finish my legs are cramped up. I'm glad I did it, but I wasn't prepared for the amount of fatigue my body would go through. Oh well, rest day for me today. Everybody have a great day....I will be trying to. Take care. Remo

Fusion Radio Is Looking For Dj's
We're looking for DJ's to make a strong come back. If you have never DJ'd before, it's ok we will teach you. Hit us up if you are interested in being with a close family and friends!! Click pic to join Fusion Radio Lounge!!

How Freaky Are You In Bed? - I Got A. 60
HOW FREAKY ARE YOU IN BED? 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-ARIES G-CAPRICORN H-CANCER I-PISCES J-AQUARIUS K-TAURUS L-SAGITARIUS 9.PICK A PLACE YOU WOULD HAVE SEX AT OUT OF THESE... A. ASTRO VAN B. ON THE ROOF TOP OF A BUILDING C. PARK D. AIR PLANE E. PARENTS ROOM F. ALL OF THE ABOVE 10.YOUR PHONE

The Promissory Note Marked Insufficient Funds
I was just listening to a stirring speech by Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King that reminded me of a lesser known speech he gave to the SCLC that led to the Memphis March. it's called "Where are we now?" I hope you will stop and read it: Now, in order to answer the question, "Where do we go from here?" which is our theme, we must first honestly recognize where we are now. When the Constitution was written, a strange formula to determine taxes and representation declared that the Negro was 60 percent of a person. Today another curious formula seems to declare he is 50 percent of a person. Of the good things in life, the Negro has approximately one half those of whites. Of the bad things of life, he has twice those of whites. Thus half of all Negroes live in substandard housing. And Negroes have half the income of whites. When we view the negative experiences of life, the Negro has a double share. There are twice as many unemployed. The rate of infant mortality among Negroes is double that

Re: Dont Be Silenced People!!!
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Pamela's Protest Date: 17 Sep 2007, 13:58 Dont be Silenced People!!!----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: don AlliDate: Sep 17, 2007 1:53 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: ˆTrinityˆDate: Sep 17, 2007 1:44 PMThe Iraq Veterans Memorial is an online memorial to honor the members of the U.S. armed forces who have lost their lives serving in the Iraq War. The Memorial is a collection of video memories from military colleagues, co-workers, family, and friends of those that have fallen. For more information, visit www.iraqmemorial.org **** PRESS PLAY **** ..****** Press Play ******

Forever Grow!
Your dreams I want as mine Your reality should be mine as one I hope to be My dreams should be yours My reality should be yours As one we will one day be All the unspoken feelings All the unspoken thoughts Mind body and soul one day it will be There will become a time That it will just be right It feels that it is now But we both know it is not I will not lie I want it so To be by your side I will not lie the feelings will not go My love will get stronger as time goes by I know what you are saying on some levels we are the same I know what you say you want And I may not always agree But one thing I have learned And one promise I will make I will always think about it before i disagree Verbal yes it might be but with thought and feelings You can always guarantee I love you with all of me For now and forever you will always know That from the moment we met I knew deep in my heart From that first kiss it was the start OF THE LOVE THAT

No More Coffee Please!
so just a quick update.. my coffee buzz.. useful lol . I got a lot done I have been putting off lately. I weeded and to the dismay of my apparently new neighbor busted out the saws all & finally hacked down the rogue trees that keep trying to grow in my garden. I cut down the rose bushes for the winter while i was at it and got all the inside housework done except the scrubbing of the bathroom tiles. I guess I will do that tomorrow along with maybe steaming the carpets again and washing down the walls in the house. I 'm hoping by saturday afternoon to have all my cleaning done so I can concentrate on baking for the party sunday. I got a insanely funny idea for it.. Im making sugar cookies in the shape of bare feet , frosting them white & putting colors where the toe nails would be right?? then im crushing up vanilla wafers to look like sand & sticking the cookies up out of the *sand* on a serving plate. hehehe ok yes i know im odd sory LOL anyways from all this lovely productivity my

Phone Numbers To Express Anger Towards Tasered Uf Student!
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Pamela's Protest Date: 17 Sep 2007, 20:18 PHONE NUMBERS to express anger towards TASERED UF STUDENT!----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: All my HEROES have FBI Files!!!Date: Sep 17, 2007 8:12 PMHere is the contact information for this corrupt police force. I suggest we make our voices heard on this one, loud and clear.I suggest to everyone that you email this video to every local media outlet, as well as to everyone on our master email list. If you don't have the list, you can go to my blog, it's there.If Guiliani can be allowed to speak out of turn at a national debate on something he "pretends" to feel passionate about, so should the people these scumbags are suppose to be working for.The University of Florida Police DepartmentBuilding 51, Museum RoadP.O. Box 112150Gainesville, Florida 32611-2150phone: (352) 392-1111fax: (352) 392-0539email: updinfo@admin.ufl.edu

Chapter One – Knight In Shiny Leather Pants
As they wait in line to see the band, Michelle fumbled through her bag to see if she could find a napkin. “I found one. Now let me try to get some of that blood off of your face.” Dabbing at the blood. “Ouch” Terri flinched at the pain. Trying to hold her friend’s face still with one hand and still dabbing at the dripping blood with the other, “Well you don’t want David seeing you like this do you?” “No. Not really.” She answered. “Why in the world did he have to wear those spikes?” Still worried about her friend’s wounds, Michelle said, “I don’t know why you won’t let me take you to the hospital.” “You know I couldn’t miss seeing him. I may never get another chance.” She says as she fidgets and brushes at some of the dirt and grass on her cloths. “Hold still, it’s running down your cheek.” Michelle grabbed her friend’s jaw again trying to get the streak of blood. “I can’t believe he found me here. All those spots we ducked into and the people he had to wade throu

Fuck Marriage
Ok, so heres my story Mr. Blog, I guess you could say that I am the head of the household when it comes to pretty much everything. I clean the house, take care of the kids, do the laundry, cook the food, clean up the mess, take care of the fuckin husband, do everything for him, all he has to do is go to work and mow the lawn (which I have to tell him to do). So that is the beginning of the story. So this weekend, the hubby decides he wants to bring home a dog. Mind you I am not an animal person. I hate animals. Most of which I am allergic to. So I tell hubby that he needs to put together the kennel so that when we are at work she can stay in there. This was Sunday nite. So hubby DOES NOT put together the kennel and puts the dog (which is a pit bull) in the bathroom and leaves for work. So I talk to him during the day and he tells me this. I told him once before that she should not go in the bathroom because she is going to tear it up. So I get home last nite, and to my shea

A Special World
A special world for you and me A special bond one cannot see It wraps us up in its cocoon And holds us fiercely in its womb. Its fingers spread like fine spun gold Gently nestling us to the fold Like silken thread it holds us fast Bonds like this are meant to last. And though at times a thread may break A new one forms in its wake To bind us closer and keep us strong In a special world, where we belong.

Vista...yay Or Nay!
Hi, Well I am the type of guy that try's out lots of programs a month, and I am spending time with my present gal, and she has a lap-top and Vista... Well I think its a pain in the ass, I can't do anything on here, with_out the Vista_Mafia, asking me over and over, are you sure... reminds me of the car computer, saying your door is ajar...I scream at it no it's not a Jar...its a Door...lol anyway...yes VISTA>>> (should be called Pissta...Yes I am sure... Thats why I am copying, and pasting... So my take on this if your a little out of the box in your thinking and Tweeking...let vista stay where it belongs, and stick with good old xp... thats it... greggace

Tell Me Maybe I'll Tell You
fill this out cuz you know you want to! LOL y = yes n = no m = maybe WOULD YOU... [_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _ [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] want to get in my pants? [_] watch a movie with me? [_] take me out to dinner? [_] let me drive you somewhere [_] cut some rug with me? [_] take a shower with me? [_] have sex with me? [_] have a fling with me? [_] let me buy you a drink? [_] buy me a drink? [_] take me home for the night? [_] let me sleep in your bed? [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] give me a piggyback ride? [_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere [_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me? [_] lick my cheek? [_] dance with me? [_] let me make you breakfast? [_] help me with homework? [_] tickle me to death? [_] let me tickle you? [_] stick up for me if i was being put down? [_] play strip poker with me? [_] get waste

Final Thought....
...of the day. i love my friends, Keith knows I do, but WHO thinks that getting me a HAIRCUT for my birthday would be a good idea right now? I mean, how much shorter is my hair supposed to be?! :D Later luvz!

Just Have Faith
A few weeks ago a woman was killed in an auto accident. She was very well liked, so the office shut down for her funeral and it was on the news and so on. On the day the workers came back to work, they found this poem in their e-mail that the deceased woman had sent on Friday before she left for home. "If tomorrow starts without me, And I'm not there to see, If the sun should rise and find your eyes all filled with tears for me; I wish so much you wouldn't cry the way you did today, While thinking of the many things, We didn't get to say. I know how much you love me, As much as I love you, And each time that you think of me, I know you'll miss me too; But when tomorrow starts without me, Please try to understand, that an angel came and called my name, And took me by the hand, And said my place was ready, In heaven far above, And that I'd have to leave behind all those I dearly love. But as I turned to walk away, A tear fell from my eye, For all my

Suicide Gir
I got an email back today about me becoming a Suicide Girl...they liked my pics and would like for me to become one...woooooo hooooooo!!! I just have a few more things i have t get done to become one!!!! I cant wait!!! If u have thoughts good or bad ....plz tell me.

She Needs A Lot But She Has Lots To Rate & She's A Great Person... Ty
Okay people wishful thinking a/k/a Jodi really wants to level! I know we can help her accomplish this. She has uploaded over 500 new pics to be rated. As well as a stash of about 500! Show her how much she is loved please. I know she is on almost every level up I have seen. As well as BOMB her ASS off for all of us. We need to show her that we here at FUBAR love her and for me the site just wouldn't be the same without her.. (not supposed to add she is considering leaving) But Oh well I for 1 definately don't want to see her disappear from this site. She is one of the BEST PEOPLE and FRIENDS I have had the privilege to get to know. So if you love Jodi come on people and let her know.. Thank you I know isn't probably necessary but said.. Hot Momma wishful thinking ( No Salute No Add!!)@ fubar (repost of original by '~Hot Momma~' on '2007-09-18 16:54:40') (repost of original by 'LilBamaGirl' on '2007-09-18 17:13:44')

Ok..so I Quit..
OK I QUIT SMOKING TODAY..WITH THE HELP OF SOME NEW PILLS CALLED CHANTIX...SO FAR I AM NOT CRAVING THEM OTHER THAN JUST WANTING ONE CAUSE I CAN! IT TOTALLY SUCKS TO KNOW THAT I DONT NEED ONE BUT I WANT ONE...AND I HATE THAT! SO I WENT ALL DAY WITH OUT A CIGARETTE AND THEN I WAS PUT IN AN AWKWARD SITUATION AND WANTED ONE..NOW I HAVE A BITCH OF A HEADACHE CAUSE I GAVE IN...MAD AT MYSELF FOR BEING A WEAK BITCH, AND GIVING IN TO MY TEMPTATIONS...TOTALLY PATHETIC! I KNOW! SO NOW I JUST WANT TO EAT...YEAH I KNOW THAT WILL TOTATLLY SOLVE THE PROBLEM ..RIGHT!! BUT I AM GOING TO DRINK COFFEE INSTEAD! GOD, I HATE THIS! OH WELL ANY SUGGESTIONS?

Someone Special
Someone Special I feel as though I need to find a day to run away to see your face and feel your embrace. You are a special soul that I need to grow. You taught me to speak And to be me. With you I am free Time spent with you was never invain For each time I learn something plain If good things come to those who wait, Then it will be something great.

1 Wish
if i could have 1 wish i would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of ur breath on my neck, the warmth of ur lips on my cheek, the touch of ur fingers on my skin, & the feel if ur heart beatin w/ mine..knowing that i could never find that feeling w/ anyone other than u.

Day 2 (not Half Bad)
In talking with Roger this morning, we had come to the conclusion that starting out at 600 meter sprints may be a bit much, and in talking with Haganah, he had informed me of a very helpful squatting technique. Thank you both so much! Today I didn't sprint though. Instead, my (almost) 6 year old niece Emma, and I went for a jog to the store to buy her and her brother a candy. It sure wasn't even 400 meters....possibly 350. I taught my niece the fine art of holding her hands on top of her head when she is winded to open her chest up to take in more air. She trooped with me....in her flip flops. Amazingly enough, once I wanted to power walk and my princess said to me "Come on AUNTIEEEEE!! We are almost home!". And I continued jogging, looking at the Blue Dodge Grand Caravan in the driveway...not too far away. I went on to do my routine pushups. I think I had accomplished 23 of them (Ugh! Much work to do)...but it was 3 more than yesterday. I did a Fucktillion sit ups, a pilates st

The Question I Always Get.
The Same Question Man, I don't know how to even start this one off, but it seems as if lately the same question has been asked over and over again. The funny thing is, it's not a question of how to improve the world or how to end world hunger, or even getting a sip of water to kids in Africa. The question that's been on peoples (mostly females and some dumb as males) has been: What's the Porter? I mean I' sure everyone knows it has something to do with sex and I know my porter is damn near the best ever, but damn, if I say I can't tell you what the porter is, I can't tell you. I mean if you know *wink* then you know, if you don't, that means that you're not meant to know. My porter is tight and the clique I roll with does there thing too, but telling you what is will basically strip me of all my Porter rights and I'd lose my Porter card. The first time I gave some great Porter I heard avoice from above: Porter: My Son. Rashi: Jesus? Porter: No it is I Porter, t

This Lunatic Is Rambling And Won't Stop!
You heard me right! I called myself a lunatic and I'm not ashamed of that. I am however stuck in an endless mindwarp of random thoughts and I'm not quite to the stage of passing out from the dose of Tylenol PM i took earlier. This could be a bad thing. Last time that it didn't knock me out, it kept me up all night and my body really does NOT need that form of stress right now. As I sit here confussed, sick, and slightly lonely, I'm irritated as all hell that I'm not tall enough to change the light bulbs that have burnt out. "Get a chair then!" you may be tempted to yell at me, but all i have are barstools that swivel, a computer chair that swivels, and an arm chair that *you guessed it* swivels! I might be a server that doesn't drop things that often, but I am not exactly what you'd call God's gift of grace. That and all the "chairs" I do have, don't really make me tall enough to take care of what I need to reach. This is highly irritating. There are currently 4 lights burnt out tha

Cut Them Off
oh god my feet hurt hella bad today ive was only on them for 6 hours today and they hurt so bad!! it also doesnt help that was on them for about 9 hours yesterday cause of work!! and here the thing not only do my heet hurt i have migraine that just wont go away ive had it for about 3 or 4 days now and my last night my back started to hurt right befor i went to bed and it still hurts :( i hate unboxings callendars

Bullshit
Ok, I'm trying to stay calm, BUT, not fuckin' happenin'. What do I have to do to find peace? Don't tell me to find God or Jesus, cause I know God and Jesus lives down the street. However I am immensely worried about my little brother "Louie Sepher". It appears he's gonna be a guest of the federal government for a few years to come. Fuckin' horseshit. I feel like I am in a compactor, and the fucker won't shut off. With my medical condition, I need to be as calm and relaxed as possible, ABSOLUTELY NO STRESS!!!! Maybe some year I'll get to experience being stress-free. Right now I'm so wound up, that I might just explode. I'm tired, I wanna sleep, but I gotta try to catch the people that keep fuckin' with my vehicles. The cops are doing a super duper job. (SARCASTIC JAB)

Bandit Girl
Bandit Girl by BrendanX© Shona clenched her teeth against the searing pain. A narrow line of fiery torment burned across the middle of her bare back, adding its agony to the others that simmered on her skin. She sagged in her bonds, her wrists tugging at the ropes that stretched her arms taut between two vertical posts. Her spine arched and her body stiffened as her limbs tensed against the lash. She cried out, but the yell was cut short by a gasp of pain as the whip whistled and cracked behind her. Looking down, she saw her naked breasts glistening with sweat, her nipples curiously hard and shiny as though displaying some kind of strange arousal. Looking up and straight ahead she saw three villagers, two men and a woman, standing barely six feet from the whipping posts. Like her, they were in their early twenties and of peasant stock. The flogging was being delivered to Shona's back by a burly soldier from the village militia, but the three spectators were more interested

Bensonesque
Bensonesque by corylus © 1. Just a quick trip. A magazine to buy, a parcel to post, window shopping. Humming absently to the song in one ear, courtesy of her mp3 player, she mooched pointlessly and happily along the street. To her surprise her free arm was caught in a grip and forced up her back. 'Be quiet' whispered the voice, breath condensing against her cold ear. She knew him. She was quiet. Discreetly she was levered toward the side of the pavement, into an unused doorway. 'You are a disgrace' said in a fierce whisper. 'Your posture is poor, your clothing unsuitable, your shoes are shabby and boyish'. She tried to turn, to offer empty excuses. But he held her arm still, and her neck was now gripped. Turning was possible, though clearly unwelcome. 'You will return to the house, leaving the door open. When inside you will undress. You will wait by the wardrobe, back to the door. I will be nearby at all times. You will not acknowledge my presence, but I will be there.

Sex
Sex in a boat = Oargasms Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms Sex at the supermarket = Storegasms Sex with wild pigs = Boargasms Sex at a Stephen King movie = Horrorgasms Sex with a prostitue = Whoregasms Sex with a storyteller = Loregasms Sex with an accountant = Boregasms Sex while sleeping = Snoregasms Sex with Arthur = Dudley Mooregasms Sex with cartoon donkeys = Eeyoregasms Sex while broke = Poorgasms Sex with a lion = Roargasms Sex for hours and hours on end = Soregasms Sex on a golf course = Foregasms Sex with a nymphomaniac = Ready for Moregasms Sex in a gold mine = Oregasms Sex with a dermatologist = Poregasms Sex with the vice president = Al Goregasms Sex with chocolate marshmallows = S'moregasms Sex with a bullfighter = Toreadorgasms Sex with a masked man carrying a sword = Zorogasms Sex on the beach = Shoregasms Sex when you get an award = Honoga

Hamburger And Rice Dinner
This quick and easy dinner has it all: meat veggies, flavoring and rice. Ingredients 1 lb. hamburger 1 small onion, chopped coarsely 1 garlic clove, minced 3 Tbs. chili powder 1 C. frozen corn 1 can chopped tomatoes 1 6 oz. can tomato paste 1 C. instant rice 3 Tbs. brown sugar 1 1/2 C. water Directions Brown hamburger and onion and garlic. Drain any fat. Add back to pan, add remaining ingredients. Put lid on pan over medium heat for 15 minutes, stirring frequently. Will thicken as cooks.

Two Parts
I have two parts. One part of me wants to hold you close, to make you feel singular, whisper things to you to make you laugh, look into your shiny eyes and see myself reflected there as the one true object of your affection. I want to take you to places I have been alone and experience them all over through you. I want to watch the technicolor sunset with my arm around your shoulder. And the other part? I want to blow things up with you, to make the echoes of our cries bounce against the bedroom walls and make your skin burn with every touch. I want to stain the mirror with the image of your back arched and your mouth open, mid-scream, as I fill you with me and the world goes glassy all around us. You will have both parts. forever. © All rights reserved

Angels
Long golden hair Flutter like the wind Beautiful eyes that Sparkle like diamonds Pure white wings That gives you an angel feeling Those are the characteristics of an angel They watch over you in the night And guide you through the toughest of times They are always there So you know they care Because Angels are always there Angels are there for you Even in the deepest of times But Angels are always there watching you Always.. done by christine

The World Today
The sun beats down, The rain falls hard. The grass is deep dark green, The flowers are nurished and blooming. This all due to mother nature not unleashing her madness on the day. The world keeps turning, The population ever still growing. The world as we know it and even the unseen, Will creep up and bite back you will see. For the world is like a beating heart It can only be beaten and broken for then it to will fall apart.

Puritania - Dimmu Borgir
We do away with your kind. Countdown to exterminate the human race. Four, three, two, one... Let Chaos entwine on defenseless soil. Remove errors of man and sweep all the weakening kind. I am war, I am pain, I am all you've ever slain. I am tears in your eyes, I am grief, I am lies. Bygone are tolerance and presence of grace. Scavengers are set out to cleanse the human filth parade. I am pure, I am true, I am all over you. I am laugh, I am smile, I am the Earth defiled. I am the cosmic storms. I am the tiny worms. I am fear in the night. I am bringer of the blight. Earth successfully erased.

Re: China's Ultimatum: Let Us Invade Taiwan Or We'll Dump Dollar
RE: China's Ultimatum: Let Us Invade Taiwan Or We'll Dump Dollar ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 19 Sep 2007, 06:52 China's Ultimatum: Let Us Invade Taiwan Or We'll Dump The Dollar The Fed's decision to cut interest rates again is likely to send the dollar tumbling to historic new lows, leading one financial analyst to predict that China's fury at the devaluation of its huge dollar reserves will provoke them into giving the U.S. government a terse ultimatum - let us invade Taiwan unopposed or we'll dump the dollar and bring about economic chaos. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/september2007/190907_dump_dollar.htm

Two Of Us In Lust
Two of us in lust I must admit it was exciting . Meeting a stranger, with the intentions of lust. Maybe because it was so taboo, so wickedly inviting. Few words were needed, after all we were there to fuck. I saw it in your eyes the moment you answered the door. The hunger, the need. Watching you closely as I slowly crossed the floor. Immediately you kissed me. That was a nice way to meet baby. Your lips were soft and warm. What surprised me though was that you were such a lady. Looking back now though, I see that was just the calm before the storm. God your eyes are beautiful lover. I found myself lost in them spell bound, froze. There was something there though I have noticed in few others. I wicked side that you keep hidden guarded close. God we had barely begun to get to know each other. You began showing me the house ending in the bedroom. Both of us said Fuck it and grabbed on to one another. Embraced within a kiss, It was on between me and you! W

Chicago Ghost Tour
When I was stationed at Great Lakes, Ill there were two things I wanted to see. A Chicago Cubs game and see some ghosts. Sadly I didn’t see a Cubs game while I was there, however I did have a few incidents that made me wonder. I hadn’t experience anything while in boot camp, but I have talk to many that have heard, voices, footsteps when they were alone. I definitely felt something in the air while in our compartment, but nothing that I can say for sure was a haunting. I did experience one thing while at school in Great Mistakes. I was standing watch at the quarterdeck watch, and it was some time after taps. The lounge is secured at 2200, but I heard what sounded like a couple of guys having a conversation. I told the bag checker to find out who is back there and kick them out. He left and return a few minutes later to tell me no one was in the lounge, and that nothing was in the lounge to make any loud noise so who knows. About near the end of my time in Illinois I found a ghos

A "day 4" Extension (my Maria!)
Day 4 Extension (My Maria) I finally got some attention for Maria tonight! YAY!!! I was taking all of my gear out and then had an ADD moment and decided to jump on the trampoline for a little bit. Maria came over and sat down on one of the chairs under the shade and started talking to me. Maria: So what have you been doing these last few days? Me: Beating the shit outta myself, cuz you are ignoring me!! Maria: *Laughs* I wasn’t ignoring you. I had work to do. So what do you got? Me: I got all of my equipment except the head gear. But I figured I wanted to work with the speed bag before you kicked my ass with the ‘bows. Maria: *Laughs* Oh yeah! Girl, you need the headgear! Did you get your mouthpiece because I’m sure you wanna keep all your pretty teeth *laugh*. Me: Yep, got it, molded it. DONE AND DONE! So we went into the building behind the house and found the placement for the bag. Methodically, she measured, screwed and tightened the mount for the bag. All t

Join Up To..............
Are you from England, Ireland, Scotland or Wales? Do you want to meet new people on here who are also in the UK? Then Brits On Tour is the group for you :D I'm starting up the group again, covering for Babydolluk who foundered the group until she returns, if she does. If you are a member already and still want to be on the list, or you are a Brit and want to join us, then please let me know ... MishNumber1 ¢¾ Owner Of The G-Spotters ~ Member of S*U*P, Brits On Tour & Club FAR@ fubar If you want to keep these details and add them to your blog so your other Brit friends can see it (incase they don't read bulletins lol), then just click on repost and copy everything into your blog :D If I'm ever not around but you need to talk to someone about the group, then you can go and see Di :D ... di ( BRITISH BOMBER 1)@ fubar We now have 80 members now woooohoooo it just keeps growing :D To see all of the members then please click here and it takes you directly to the membe

Hahahaha!
When I went to brush my teeth this morning, I looked in the mirror and had to laugh. Last night I had all that crap around my eyes for that picture I took with my teddy and I still had it even after I scrubbed the crap out of it last night. Anywho, I used this coconut meltdown make up remover shit to take it off but I was in a hurry cause I wanted to take Luvy to school this morning. My face still smells of coconuts and it's driving me nuts. :D

Kiss
Today is I love you day!!I LOVE YOU! Send to 7 people you love dearly whether it's friendship love or real love. If you get 5 back your spoiled __________, .-'Y _^-, ______, .-'^H E , -^_^-, .. _, .-'^ R S , .-^_______..| _.. H E , .-^____________k __.., .-^_________________i ________________________ss ________________________kis _______________________skiss _______________________kissk ______________________isskiss ____________________kisskisskis __________________skisskisskisski ________________sskisskisskisskissk ______________isskisskisskisskisskiss ____________kisskisskisskisskisskisskis _________skisskisskisskisskisskisskisskiss _______kisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskissk ______isskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskiss ______kisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskis _______skisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskis ~*~*~YOUVE JUST BEEN KISSED~*~*~ PASS THIS KISS AROUND TO SHOW YOUR FRIENDS YOU CARE ABOUT THEM!!!!! IF YOU GET A KISS BACK YOUR FRIEND CARES FOR YOU

No More With Me
"I'm sorry. Please forgive me! I don't mean to hold you up," he said as he struggled to get off the escalator. I'll admit to it. There have been times when walking or driving behind an older person I've gotten impatient and upset. I've huffed and zoomed around them because I was in a hurry to get nowhere. Perhaps I'm more aware of it now because I see myself there one day soon. Today I saw myself in this old man's shoes and it caused me to slow down, stop and ask for his forgiveness. He was about five or six people ahead of me. I was in a hurry and saw him as an obstacle. I've seen people get off the end of an escalator and stop dead in their tracks, gather their things and suddenly there's a pile up of angry people behind them. You can't stop an escalator full of people behind you. Like the Energizer bunny, they keep on goin'. This man was well aware of the challenge. He tried desperately to step aside. Fumbling with his small packages, struggling to gain his footin

Love
Love Taken by your beauty I stand in awe. The way your hair drapes down your naked back. Looking over you I can not find one single flaw. Everything is perfect even the birth mark that you have. I ponder why on Earth you would have chosen me? You could have any man you want yet here you are. Looking in the mirror beholding what I see. The only thing it could be is that I must have touched your heart. Now here we are. Together for the first time to embrace our passions thirst. Nervously I try to figure out just where to start. Suddenly you turn to me, making your move first. Kissing me you taste like candy melting in my mouth. Your soft breasts against my chest send chills from head to toe. I’m frozen as you begin kissing your way down. Hardening and shaking starts the lower that you go. Holding back your hair. I watch you just amazed. Oh my God that feels so good sliding in your mouth. The feel of you sucking me takes my breath away. Ecstasy Is what you’ve

Feelings
Does he know, Does he care? Does it show, Is it there? Can it be, Should I tell? It is me, Caught ina spell. This feeling is real, But he doesn't know. It's him that I feel, But I can not show. He isn't with me, And I want him bad. Why can't he see, I feel so sad. How come i feel, This lovely feeling? I know it's real, Cause it's me it's killing.

Beautiful Liar By Beyonce (for You Kevin)
(Ay) (Ay) (Ay, Nobody likes being played) Oh, Beyonce, Beyonce Oh, Shakira, Shakira (Hey) He said, I'm worth it, his one desire I know things about him that you wouldn't want to read about He kissed me, his one and only (Yes) Beautiful Liar Tell me how you tolerate the things you Just found out about You never know Why are we the ones who suffer I Have to let go He won't be the one to cry (Ay) Lets not kill the Karma (Ay) Lets not start a fight (Ay) It's not worth the drama For a Beautiful Liar (Oh) Can't we laugh about it (ha ha) (Oh) It's not worth our time (Oh) we can live without him Just a Beautiful Liar I trusted him but when i followed you I saw you together I didn't know about you then till I saw you with him when, yea I walked in on your love scene slow dancing You stole everything How can you say I did you wrong We'll never know [Beautiful Liar lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com] When the pain and heartbreak

Awakening Your True Self.
Affirmation: I now give myself permission to be true to myself. The faery say the clouds of my heart and mind are lifting. I can now see my life as it should be. I'm not going to Colorado and perhaps that's for the best. I wasn't real hip on going I need to focus on classes that start in January. I know its early still but my focus needs to be there.

Paranoia Strike Deep *clap Clap* Into Your Life It Will Creep
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/09/21/bomb.hoax/index.html Woman held in airport bomb hoax Story Highlights MIT student, 19, arrested at Boston's Logan International Airport Suspect was wearing circuit board and battery, police say Student said it was art she wanted to show off, police say She's charged with disorderly conduct, carrying a hoax device From Dan Lothian CNN BOSTON, Massachusetts (CNN) -- Massachusetts State Police arrested a 19-year-old MIT student Friday at Boston's Logan International Airport after receiving a report that a woman had what appeared to be a bomb strapped to her chest. Authorities said the device proved to be fake. Star Simpson, a student at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, was charged with disorderly conduct and carrying a hoax device. Simpson was arraigned later Friday in Boston Municipal Court. District Court Judge Paul Mahoney set bail at $750 and ordered her to return to court on October 29 for a pretrial hearing. A

A Poem
To Put It Simply, I Want You! I want to be your companion and walk hand in hand, your strength enveloping mine. Autumn leaves falling, scuffing feet and laughter, sharing nights, not finished by the dark. I want to be your confidant as you pen your deepest thoughts, as your heartaches bleed and finally break free. Your dreams, I keep as if my own. I want to smile as you smile and giggle with you at nothing at all. I want to be your lover and find the passions that move you to action. I want to be the softness that induces you to trust. I want to be the naughty that makes you come back for more. I want to please you. I want to share your breakfast and your dinner, I want you in the shower and in your bed and with soft steps to bring you coffee (I take mine black) Your strong arms, the legs that power your thrust, your lips of pleasure, these are the fuel of my desire no it is no secret, my love, and to put it very simply, I want you.

September 22, 2007
Your hopes for the future are sharper than ever now and you might be able to push forward a little bit to move toward achieving at least one big goal. It's not a time of profound change for you, though.

Dial Up
Hey Y'all I just wanted to let everyone know that I have internet at home now but unfortunately, its dial up sigh. Fubar doesnt seem to like dial up. So if you say hi to me and I dont respond right away, dont hate me lol I always get it the next time I try and sign on. I hope 'all remember who I am sheesh lol huggles and stuff Bren TrollDoll

Official Porn Names -the End Lol
Tales From The Clit The Air Down There The Bare Bitch Project The Bitches Of Madison County The Bootyguard The Cock The Dirty Dozen Inches The Empire Strokes Black The Flintbones The Great Muppet Raper The Horny Mooners The Humpback Of Nasty Dames The Hung & The Breastless The Hunt For Miss October The Iron Giant Vibrator The Joy Suck Club The Load Warrior The Loin King The Long Ranger The Maddam's Family The Majesdick The Naked Bun The Ozporns The Pink Mile The Poonies The Porn Birds The Replacement Drillers The Reproducers The Rocky Porno Video Show The Rodfather The San Francisco 69ers vs. The Green Bay Butt Packers The Screwman Show The Sexorcist The Sixth Inch The Slutty Professor The Sopornos The Sperminator The Texas Dildo Masquerade The White Stuff The Whole Nine Inches The Whore Of The Worlds The XXX Files The Yeastmaster The Young & The Breastless There's Something In & Out Of Mary Three Men & Some Gravy Three Men On A Lady Thrus

Amy's Plumbing Is Broke
Amy's Plumbing is Broke by amy_lynn © Amy rubbed her arm through her shirt. This was going to be another long night, she could tell. "Amy, could you give me hand over here?" John yelled out from the bathroom, "It's a real mess." Amy walked over to the door and looked in. It was a real mess indeed, water lay everywhere, all over her rug and clothes, seeping into the carpet by her feet. "I'll spare you the gory details, but suffice to say, this was really bad Amy," John handed her a bunch of wet towels. "Can you get me some more?" Amy walked away, the cold water of the towels sopping into her shirt. She knew it was bad, but she didn't know what to do about it, the plumbing always clogged on her. Why did he have to be so mean about it? She dropped the towels down the chute and grabbed another handful. "How many do you need?" she enquired. She waited, he didn't answer. Was he that mad at her? She grabbed a bunch so he wouldn't get even more angry. "Here," she h

Anal Angie Ch. 01
Anal Angie Ch. 01 by ForcedSlut© Angie stood in the full-length mirror and admired what she saw. Hazelnut colored skin, 5'6", 130 lbs. and shoulder length, medium brown hair. Her tight fitting pink sweater strained to cover her 38D breasts and trim waist, will the knee length skirt showed off her full, tight butt to its maximum advantage. Angie was nervous about starting her first day at work at Antonelli's Construction Company. As the only black woman in a office full of husky white construction workers, she decided to make use of her ample assets to make sure they would like her. Forced to drop out of college during her junior year, she desperately needed this job and wanted to fit in. "Hi, I'm Angie," she smiled flashing her cute dimples at the first man she saw. "I'm here to see Mr. Antonelli." The 40'ish, muscular man with a tool kit around his waist casually looked Angie up and down and returned her smile with a knowing grin of his own. "Hi, I'm Rob. Are you our new

Goodnite ..
Okay .. Im outta here .. my head is splitting . these meds are really kickin my ass bad .. so im gonna head to bed . and hide under my pillow and pray this damn thing is gone by tomorrow . ive got friends coming over for dinner . im making lasagna . salad .. garlic toast . and even made a cake for a lil something afterwards if anyone can walk after all that food .. LOL .. So .. If youve time ..again please stop at Mary's Contest pic and show her some much needed luv ! .. Thanks again .. NITE :)

Men Are...
Freakin awesome and freakin confusing! How dare you all say WE are the complicated ones.. just not true. lol (I am pretty simple actually..hehe) Anyhoo.. I am off to bed.. leave me a comment somewhere and I will reply with a better one in the morning.. :P Sweet dreams psychos.. I love ya all!

The End
Well Its been a couple of days now. I have put up some sarcastic remarks in my status box. Like "had enough", I know there has been two or three other things. But it finally happened and in a lot of ways I feel better. But a long friendship has ended. Trying to be a nice guy, being the only person to actually be supportive of this person. Well, it finally came to an end. I don't feel any bitterness or anger. Maybe a little bit sad, but I have actually felt better. An a lot of that has to do with me standing up for myself. I don't feel the need to cuss someone out or be cussed at. How generous will I be after all of this I am not sure. I did learn a lot from all this though. Friends can be friends. But they can't be lovers because one party is going to be badly hurt at some point in time. Hind sight will always be 20/20. The sun will rise in the east and set in the west. I have a lot of responsibilities with my daughter. I do finally understand if someone does not want

Fuck Buddy
MY FUCK BUDDY? THERE IS AT LEAST ONE person ON YOUR friends list WHO WANTS TO FUCK YOU. SO LETS PLAY THE FUCK BUDDY GAME! The rules are simple: If you want to or wouldn't mind fucking the person who posts this, send them a *MESSAGE* saying "I'd tap that shit!" or "I'd ride dat shit" Dont be scared - This is hilarious!! The twist is YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS and see who replies. Repost this as "FUCK BUDDY" even if you are in a happy relationship. It is just a laugh... and you may be surprised

Tracy< I'm Going 2 Miss Ya
:-( It won't be long now... :-( I leave in 4 days and there won't be any turning back.. Let's see I have made a few enemies but mostly friends on here.. I have only been in 4 contests and 1 giveaway... I lost my ass in cup of joe's contest... won 2nd place in my mother's day contest even tho I had to bomb against the elite bomber's Thank God for the Ct Mafia and Dark Eginma she watched my contest very closely and if ever got to where I needed help the mafia was there... At that time I belonged to the Texas Bombers with Evonne beings the owner of the family wasnt long and I went my own way even tho I was greatful for all the help I recieved in my mother's day contest.. Some thought I was in the family just for a win but that wasnt it at all... Let's see I have had 2 hubbies and a mistress on here one when it was ct and 1 now.. Bigsexy sweetheart you are a great friend to have thank you sweety for being there for me when I need you.. Mr.D you sexy thing take awesome care of Perky she is

Bathroom
This long, but you got to read this. It is so funny. Subject: Bathroom ISN'T THIS THE TRUTH ?????? When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn't - so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over i n her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!), yank down your pants, and assume " The Stance." In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you

About Me
I am a average girl I love my family I love my friends I always want to change something about myself I hate when people talk I hate how I cant live my own life I learn from my experiences I sometimes want to change the past I wear my heart on my sleeve I get hurt alot I love decorating I would die for my brother and sister I hate my job, but proud to serve I hate rumors I enjoy anything with the outdoors. I get bored easily I am sometimes a flake I love hiking, camping, fishing I hate eggs I am afraid of getting hurt again I want to break all my fears I get confused easily I want to live my life I like having fun I dont want to be part of the popular crowd I am obsessed with books and DVDs I havent been to a movie theater for 4 months I cant go to Target. Its my weakness I love ice cream I can live off of sandwiches for months I dont like causing trobule I want to find my soulmate I am goi

Hottest Friend?
I got a friendrequest from a lady today telling me that someone responded to her blog... http://fubar.com/blog/132600/535945 and emailed her saying that I was one of their hottest! Whoever it was....Thanks a bunch!

Er's Suck
So I had to be rushed to the ER for a serious asthma attack. I have not had one in over 10 years but due to the change in altitude up and my sisters this weekend and having a really nasty sinus infection, it caused for a torture session on my lungs. It was the scariest damn thing ever not being able to breath and passing out! I will be taking it easy the next couple of days so come say hi

Sexiest Supergirl Contest
Hey Yall... It's time for the 3rd annual Sexiest Supergirl Contest... It open to all women... But the catch is... You have to be wearing a Supergirl "S" Symbol somewhere on you in the picture... and NO you can't just draw a S in marker on you and expect to enter that way... The current winner has won for 2 straight years and I'm wondering if there is anyone out there that can De-throne her... All people entering send me an Email on here saying you want to enter and what picture you wanna use... Just click on the link below and tell me you wanna enter Kent (Superman Of The JLM)@ fubar

How Sarcastic Are You?
You Have Your Sarcastic Moments While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge. In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead! And although you do have your genuine moments, you can't help getting your zingers in. Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it's more likely they think you're hilarious. How Sarcastic Are You?

Love Is Hard!
Its funny how I don't wanna share you and your not even mine some say I should get over you sometimes I think I should too but the others say we are meant to be I guess I'll have to wait and see but the feelings I have for you are real I want to tell you how I feel six little words simple but true baby I'm in love with you I love you this much and I'm waiting on you To make up your mind do you love me to However long it takes I'm never giving up No matter what I love you this much I love you No matter how many guys I go through I always end up thinking of you I've been crushing you from the start In my life you play such a big part We are really good friends Why cant you see I just want it to be you and me I see you everyday And one day I hope My wish would come true And it would forever be me and you It's been this way these couple past months And if you gave me one chance Just One To see how perfect we could be I Love you so de

Regrets
I'm here in my room laying in my bed. Thinking how close you were to me how good you smelled and I didn't do a thing to seduce you. I had the chance that I've been waiting for yet I let it go. Now I regret not doing a thing wishing I could turn back time and make it happen. what was I thinking? I wasn't. I was surprised to see you there sitting down and talking to me. I'm sorry I wish I could have pleased you the way you wanted. I was nervous by seeing you there. Once again you brought back memories I wanted to revive but the point is I was afraid. I wish you could have held me in your arms and kiss me all over, caressing each other. I regret not doing a thing that were going through my mind. I wanted to be with you but I was afraid of making a move. I felt scared and unsecure while you were there. You were there for a reason and now that I realize it. It's to late...

Horoscope
There's too much on your plate for once and you need to clear some off if possible. It may be that some tasks just get neglected for the day, but you should find your energy returning in full force soon. Isn't this the truth. I have to take my CPC retake exam this Saturday. I am working 2 jobs from 9 am to 11 pm, and so exhausted right now I could just die!! Please someone release me from this nightmare I call my life!!!!

So This Weekend
blew the biggest worest thing ever the girls all got drunk till they got sick i black out and woke up in a bad place... and yeah now its my fault dixie got sick according to darouis acutally jesse (HAHAHAHA!) and sherry but whateva

Say Hello.
I put a Snapvine voice player on my page for anyone who would like to leave me a voice message. The number you call is on the page along with the code you punch in. You have to turn my music off to hear. I'd really like to hear from alot of you so feel free to leave me a message and no rude ones please,they are checked before I make them public. So please leave me a message I'm waiting to hear from you ! HUGGERS !

In Dreams
In dreams, I see your face and feel your hand upon my cheek. In dreams I touch you softly and kiss your sweet lips. In dreams, I hold you close to me, basking in the warmth and tenderness of your passionate embrace. In dreams I have eternity to show you what you mean to me... I long for a way to bring dreams into daylight, to see them linger before my opened eyes...

Full Interview With Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (videos; Transcript)
Full Interview With Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (videos; transcript) ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: lorie Date: 24 Sep 2007, 22:46 ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: ooppoddooDate: 24 Sep 2007, 14:43(Thank you, Lo)----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: LoDate: Sep 24, 2007 2:41 PMLatest Posts on Dandelion Salad Latest Videos on Dandelion SaladFull Interview With Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (videos; transcript)...PELLEY: What trait do you admire in President Bush?AHMADINEJAD: Again, I have a very frank tone. I think that President Bush needs to correct his ways.PELLEY: What do you admire about him?AHMADEINEJAD: He should respect the American people.PELLEY: Is there anything? Any trait?AHMADINEJAD: As an American citizen, tell me what trait do you admire?PELLEY: Well, Mr. Bush is, without question, a very religious man, for example, as you are. I wonder if there’s anything that you’ve seen in President Bush that you adm

The Music Will Deliver The Words Tonite
the song I would like to dedicate to my parents when I leave this house! CROSSFADE LYRICS "Already Gone" I will not leave a letter nothing at all I'm sure you won't notice that I'm even gone I wont break this silence we've shared for so long I will be strong I will not leave a letter nothing at all I'm sure you won't notice that I'm even gone Why did I stay here stay for so long When we're so far gone I feel so stupid taking this fall I should have seen it known all along I won't break this silence we've shared for so long I will be strong What could you possibly want from me Can't you see I'm already gone Everything we thought we'd be I still don't feel sorry for this loss I will not waste a moment thinking these thoughts Forgetting comes easy I never cared at all Hurt became hate now I'm feeling the strain There's just too much pain Falling to pieces get swept away Left all our pictures some to fade I won't break this silence we've shared

Today
Today.. Today started just as any other Monday started. I woke to the sound of my alarm blaring telling me to get out of bed. I rose quite groggy from my warm soft bed to get everyone else up for school and work. The morning was uneventful with the exception of an odd feeling in the base of my skull. This feeling grew as the day wore on, but I am getting ahead of myself. The children got on their respective busses and I waved to my wife as she drove off to work. It was time for me to get my things together and goto work myself. As I drove off to work the odd feeling within me stirred. I began to ponder what the feeling was and where it was going when I heard a loud honking sound from behind me. I snapped back to reality and began to drive to work again. "You stop at a light just one second too long and people begin to be rude." I said to myself as I drove watching the honking vehicle follow me inches from my bumper. The odd feeling within me shifted into something more pri

Fucked Up
"I'm sorry mockery" I'm sorry my dick isn't big enough to "suite your needs" I'm sorry I don't have big muscles I'm sorry I can't pick you up and throw you around, or do you against the wall I'm sorry I'm not romantic enough for you I'm sorry I get off way before you do I'm sorry I'm shy, and not real confident I'm sorry I don't have the balls to ask you out I'm sorry I don't have the money to take you to fancy dinners, or would if I did I'm sorry I don't buy you pretty things I'm sorry my car isn't the fastest, and is covered with rust, and you are embarraessed to be seen around it I'm sorry I sweat so much around you, I'm nervous I'm sorry I try to get you drunk and have sex with you; but that way you won't remember how bad it was I'm sorry most of your friends and family think I'm gay I'm sorry I don't answere the phone all the time when you call me all day long, and leave notes on my car I'm sorry I don't tell you when I go in your mouth

So, This Bird Walks Into A Store...
A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop. The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos. Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds. The seagull's shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen, Scotland, and helped himself to a bag of chips. Since then, he's become a regular. He always takes the same type of chips. Customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of chips because they think it's so funny.

81% Witch
You are 81% Witch or Wizard! You are more white than black, seeing knowledge as something that could be dangerous in the wrong hands. You could be the protector we need.What type of Witch or Wizard are you?Create a Quiz

Dreams
In my dreams It was me in your arms My lips on yours There was only us And the clouds And the stars It was the world and us It was us against the world But with you in my arms I could take it Anything the world dished out And with your kisses I was strong again In my dreams it was me holding you tightly in my arms My lips on yours But in reality It’s always been him

Make Love To Me
Take me in your arms Kiss me long and deep Feel my passion rise Make love to me. Remove my clothes Caress my soft skin With your fingertips Feel the softness Of my tender breasts Beneath your hands Touch them stroke them Squeeze them knead them Cover them with kisses Close your lips around the nipples Feel their hardness With your tongue Make love to me. Lower your head Between my legs To my sweet honey pot Press your warm lips To my hot wet ones Kiss them hungrily Taste my rosebud Kiss it lick it Suck it bite it Delve into me With your hot tongue Devour me Taste my essence As I scream your name In orgasm Make love to me.

Damn Neighbor
we have this ass of a neighbor that keep calling this guy on us....we kinda having problems w/ our toilet system so yeah...my dad had this pipe going from the back of the house into the woods....wouldn't ya know the neighbor had to be an ass and call the county guy out here....fucker...so he called him again and now he's out here...all the nieghbor wanna do is run us out our house...not happening anytime soon....im tired of him and his crap....i said call the cops but we can't...i dont why not we're not doing anything wrong...he's bothering us...ah well...think my dad might go over and say something to the guy for it this time...

Don't Blink
I turned on the evening news Saw a old man being interviewed Turning a hundred and two today Asked him what's the secret to life He looked up from his old pipe Laughed and said "All I can say is." Don't blink Just like that you're six years old and you take a nap and you Wake up and you're twenty-five and your high school sweetheart becomes your wife Don't blink You just might miss your babies growing like mine did Turning into moms and dads next thing you know your "better half" Of fifty years is there in bed And you're praying God takes you instead Trust me friend a hundred years goes faster than you think So don't blink I was glued to my tv when it looked like he looked at me and said "Best start putting first things first." Cause when your hourglass runs out of sand You can't flip it over and start again Take every breathe God gives you for what it's worth Don't Blink Just like that you're six years old and you take a nap and you Wake up and you're twen

Bondage
i will penetrate you desecrate you mediate you tie you down bind your arms together then tie them to the bed spread your legs now, i look at you sprawled out on the bed both of us enjoying every second of it now, i penetrate you watching your face your jaw drop your eyes go half closed listening to your moans feeling your nails digging into my back peeling my skin away feeling your teeth piercing my skin like dull needles one at a time slowly breaking the skin you taste my blood taste quite good the final thrust brightens your face with a lovely smile that lets me know i've done good

Graphicz Site Link(please Visit And Leave Comments In Shoutbox)
OK EVERYONE GO CHECK IT ITS MY NEW GRAPHICZ SITE THERE WAS ALOT OF PPL WHO LIKED MY GRAPHICZ IN MY ALBUMS SO I STARTED THIS SO I COULD MAKE THEM FOR OTHERS HERE THE LINK BELOW :) CHECK IT AND LEAVE COMMENTS WWW.XxDarkIce-GraphiczxX.piczo.com

Hmmm....
Okay so I was at a red light...the light turned green and I was giving a homeless man some money...trying to hurry b/c there was a car behind me. Well, the car starts flickering it's high lights at me so I handed the man the money and turned. The car so happened to be turning to. So I see the guy cut in front of me really fast than kinda hit his brakes I guess to 'retaliate' for taking to long at the green light...than I move beside him and he turns and looks at me than yells..."Oh my bad...hey baby can I get ur number!!?" Weird!! You just tried to make me rear end u and u just cut me off!!! Not to mention blind me w/ ur lights. Well, he follows me to my street and to my house I am out of the car and he is yelling still for my number...I just lied and told him I liked woman and walked in the house...Ugh!! How weird!

She Needs Some Love!!
Well I have a personal pimp out. She's been my best friend since we met about 3 years ago. I brought her to this site and she's needs lots of love. Because she doesn't make on here often. So..... Let's give her a reason to keep coming back!!! Here's her link and if you rate all her pictures, fan her and add her... I'll buy you a gift. ;) Go show her some true fubar love!! my boo,leana,mystic butterfly@ fubar

The Inning From Hell Cost Us The Game...grrr..
Went to the Brewer game tonight with Andy, his dad Dave, and his sisters Chris and Jamie. It's more than likely the last game of the season for me so...I was determined to make it a good one. I have never been so outraged at a game in my entire life!!!! You all would have been shocked if you would have seen me standing there yelling and cursing like a sailor. It was pretty bad. Can ya blame me?? The game started off pretty good for us and we were in the lead. Chris, Jamie, & I get up to go to the bathroom in the 2nd inning and when we are walking down the stairs to get to our seats....the whole stadium burts into an uproar or "booooo". I look to see my boy, Prince Fielder, being walked to first base. Naturally, I flew down the remaining steps to ask Andy and Dave what the hell happened. The stupid Cardinals' pitcher hit Prince with his pitch. I was soo mad I could have jumped onto the field and decked the guy. It would almost have been worth the trip to jail....but not quite. The

Shit =d
This story was told to me in Swedish but I'll try to trancelate =) On the airplane to a vacationtrip the captain left his ordinary message to the passangers: - This is captain Bengtsson speaking, time is now 11.00 local time on Grand Canary and we will arrive at 13.45 local time. It's clogfree etc etc. Me and my crew wish you all a pleasent holiday, and he ends the conversaition without closing the mic he forgets to. -Have you the autopilote on Grand Canary Lennart? -Yep it's on says second pilote - Good, I'm just going to shit and then I will bring Monica here and fuck her real hard, she never deny that. All passangeres and staff on the plane can hear this conversation. One of the flightstaff girls begins to run to warn the captains about the mic but she stumbles and fall flat on the floor and a Gentleman leans over her and say to her - Take it easy, he just have to shit first OMG lol smile

Fantabulous!
I woke up feeling much better today. I think it has to do with all of those Tylenol thingies I've been taking. Then when I thought about it, I know why I feel so much better today.... Because I get to see ...

Once Upon A Whisper
Once upon a whisper, I heard him speak my name. Like a king calls to her highness, my prince did just the same. I quickly turned to see him, but was standing there alone; surrounded by nothing but the darkness my prince was already gone. My heart was filled with sadness, as i brushed away a tear. My destiny had just escaped me; my true love had been so near. His voice was full of passion in the single word he spoke, echoing in the darkness; hypnotizing my heart as i awoke. Had i dreamed of my prince charming, the man who sweetly called my name, disappearing into the darkness, but loving me just the same? Perhaps hes really out there, waiting for me to search for him. To reassure our destiny, in a love that will not end. By Me I finally found him!!!

You Are Everything To Someone
Right now at this very minute----------- someone is very proud of you someone is thinking of you someone cares about you someone misses you someone wants to talk to you someone wants to be with you someone hopes you aren't in trouble someone is thankful for the support you have provided someone wants to hold your hand someone hopes everything turns out all right someone wants you to be happy someone wants you to find them someone is celebrating your successes someone wants to give you a gift someone think you ARE a gift someone hopes you are not too cold, or too hot someone wants to hug you someone loves you someone wants to lavish you with small gifts someone admires your strength someone is thinking of you and smiling someone wants to be your shoulder to cry on someone wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun someone thinks the world of you someone wants to protect you someone

In Memoryan Of Kenji Nagai
Víctima estaba desde el martes en el país El reportero gráfico japonés fallecido hoy en Myanmar fue identificado como Kenji Nagai, de 50 años, según informó la agencia local Kyodo. Nagai trabajaba para la productora de video APF News, basada en Tokio, que es la que lo identificó en un primer momento, lo que fue posteriormente corroborado por el Ministerio de Exteriores de Japón, según la cadena de televisión pública NHK. Imágenes fotográficas desde Rangún mostraron al reportero japonés tirado en el suelo durante una manifestación y apuntado por un fusil que porta un soldado. Nagai había viajado solo este martes a Myanmar, para una visita de alrededor de una semana, y tenía previsto ponerse en contacto hoy con su empresa, algo que no hizo, según la productora tokiota APF.

Questionable....
I know myself well. I do admit my faults when I see them as such (lol?). I do keep alot to myself though,in fear of disturbing or upsetting those who cannot or just will not understand, I keep my mouth shut. I might permit myself a few subtle remarks but usually I keep it to myself. I think it. I sometimes admit it. A tiny bit. I'm worried I will be misunderstood because it is not completly clear to me. I have always intertwined to everyone. Different cultures, different sexes, different religions, different everything. I accept people for who they are. Mostly. I have a few blockers. Why they are there I am not sure. Was it the few comments a certain someone in my entourage repeated to me so much that my brain has been imprinted with these thoughts? Partly yes. A part, a small part. The rest I have known by getting to know me, how I feel around people and what I think about it all.

Application To Work For Us As A Dj
Name: real first and Fubar name please.. if changen fubar name for dj job what will it be ... please tell us what your current fubar name is: MUST BE WILLING TO TAKE REQUEST!!!!! ARE YOU WILLING TO DO THIS? WILL YOU BE WORKING IN ANY OTHER LOUNGE? YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO WORK IN OURS AND IN ANOTHER LOUNGE DURING YOUR SHIFT!!!!! What time zone are you in? SCHEDULE WILL BE MADE IN EST TIME ZONE!! Are you willing to do more shifts then just yours if needed? What is your availability? Also please give us yahoo so we can talk about what we expect from our staff: ALSO THIS JOB DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOU OR WILL NOT HAVE "MODS" THAT IS A CHOICE BETWEEN THE OWNERS! DO NOT ASK FOR THEM! IF YOU DO YOU WILL NOT GET THEM!!! PLease copy and past into a fumail and send to me, DJ Shad0w or SWEET BABY TAZZY

I'm Excited!
As soon as I have money I will gleefully snatching this up with a triumphant “Mine” and a maniacal laugh. Can't you hear me now? Jason is a great writer. What little I've managed to acquire of his I've enjoyed. If you like horror, he's a good person to go to for good stories. Plus we all know how much I love romance and horror, all mixed up. Webs of Discord Love. That emotional pox hardwired into the souls of humanity. To know true love is bliss. To watch it unravel and torment the lives of others, the greatest pleasure. Jason Sizemore (2006 Bram Stoker Award nominee) releases his first collection of stories delighting in the darker side of everyone’s favorite emotional pox…Webs of Discord This collection contains five stories of love-horror: “Bright Lights” “The Haunting of Hollis Higgins” “Milton, Christmas Fairy” “Breaking Up Is Hard to Do” “The XX Agent” “Want to let somebody know your opinion about love? Give this book to them.” —Mari Adkins, author of

How To Win A Booty Bangs Cd?
CONTEST: Booty Bangs Contest! Here's how to win: 1) Post one of Jessi's videos on your page 2) Post a Jessi banner on your page 3) Add one of Jessi's songs to your page Then, post a comment on this blog letting me know that it's up. Winners will be announced in a few weeks. Good luck!

September 28, 2007
Now is a great time to just kick back and relax -- there shouldn't be anything pressing at the moment. Try not to let yourself get caught up in worries about the future or what other people should be doing.

Angelic Pleasure Radio - Looking For Reliable Dj's
Angelic Pleasures Internet Radio Official Station of Jokers Wild Small bus is looking for reliable DJ's. Country, Hip Hop, Pop, Metal, Rock, Classic Rock, Oldies, Alternative music (Some mild Rap Acceptable ) Contact ~PLEASURE~J€®€m¥S GIRL/FUBOO~OWNER ANGELICPLEASURES~ANGIES BFFL~RATE SPANKERS~@ fubar I do not Run the Radio station nor do I Hire or Fire DJ's YOU MUST CONTACT The Above to ask for further details.

Daily Horoscope: Gemini For September 28,2007
Daily Horoscope: Gemini For September 28,2007 You may not be the best at keeping secrets under ordinary circumstances, but right now you find that you're able to keep your mouth shut with the best of them. It's a good time to think about big issues.

Very Cute
If i dont call you [ Its because im waiting for you to call me ] When i walk away from you mad [ Follow me ] When i stare at your mouth [ Kiss me ] When i start cussing at you [ Kiss me and tell me you love me ] When im quiet [ Ask me whats wrong ] When i ignore you [ Give me your attention ] When i pull away [ Pull me back ] When you see me at my worst [ Tell me im beautiful ] When you see me start crying [Just hold me and dont say a word ] When you see me walking [ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ] When im scared [ Protect me ] When i lay my head on your shoulder [ Tilt my head up and kiss me ] When i steal you favorite hat [ Let me keep it and sleep with it for a night] When i tease you [ Tease me back and make me laugh ] When i dont answer for a long time [ reassure me that everything is okay ] When i look at you with doubt [ Back yourself up ] When i say that i like you [ I really do more than you could underst

3rd Affair
A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen! 'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity..' So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase,and took it home. 'I have something to show you won't believe,' he said to his wife, opening his briefcase. 'My God!' the wife exclaimed, 'Schwartz is dead!'

14,000 To Level A Leveler
.There is never anyone that when i post blogs or bulletins for that he isnt there too help.He returns all love show too him.Show him some love. ScOoTeR-(Hubby of Lori)-{Shadow Leveller}@ fubar

Liason With Staff
Date: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 14:50:02 -0700 From: Size: 2 KB To: psychowolf@fubar.com Reply-To: I am not planning on turning on your comments anytime soon. That photo you posted was WAY out of line. Do NOT post pornography unless it is properly flagged NSFW. On 9/28/2007, psychowolf@fubar.com wrote: Do i talk to you, or someone else? I cant comment on anything, not mumms, not my page, not anyone elses profile. This didnt happen until after this last bug was fixed; coudl you direct me to a fix for this, so i can start COMMENTING again? thank you

Brattybytch Is On The Loose !!!!
ok . she's really not on the loose but .. she is in a contest to win a blast .. so how about you come on over and help her out . she's in need of about 11,000 comment . yeah it may seem like a lot but .when you think of the percentage of the entire contest .. its really not a lot .. So.. Start ya Clickers !!! .. and head on over to show her some luv ..

Pray For The Monks In Burma~video And Petition
PRAY FOR THE MONKS IN BURMA~VIDEO AND PETITION Body: thank you: Rich Date: Sep 28, 2007 4:24 PM ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: ooppoddoo Date: Sep 28, 2007 2:08 PM (Thank you, The Gaian Dragon) ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: The Gaian Dragon Date: Sep 28, 2007 2:02 PM Linda Nibiru Linda Date: Sep 28, 2007 12:28 PM Dear friends, The Burmese protests are widening, the international response is building--and the Burmese generals are panicking. Today, the Burmese junta banned gatherings of more than 5, and sent thousands of troops to take control of the streets -- but still the monks and protesters march. Desperate officers have beaten, tear-gassed and fired on their own people, reportedly shooting five monks in Rangoon. The next 36 hours are crucial. Leaders have called for an emergency session of the UN Security Council-- but only a decisive initiative will prevent a massacre like the one

The Wall
We create this wall around us to protect ourselves from ourselves and somehow when you least expect it, the wall has come down and someone has been let in without your permission. It only takes conversation to throw that wall up again and take a step back and ask yourself if it was worth it, is this what you want and then your back to where you began again. When you get back to the beginning again, it doesnt at all feel like the beginning but rather the end. My intution into things are normally right on and for along time, I ignored it because I didnt know how to process those feelings. Now my intution has kicked in again and I know now why I did ignore it- Im not gonna do that now. My wall is back up and I have taken a step back. I am re-opening my ability to see out further than whats in front of me because of the way I think I feel. The truth sux but it is what it is and something not just great but fantastic is going to make me smile and the wall will disappear without there being

Girly Survey
1. Do you sleep in your bra? why would i??? 2. Have you kissed any one on your top list? yeah...guess which ones..... 3. Are you happy with your looks? not usually 4. Do you enjoy drama? hell no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5. Are you a girly girl? I have my moments 8. Are you short? oh yeah....5'2" 9. Do you like someone right now? i like everyone 10. What would you do if someone smacked your butt? smacked...define smacked!!!!! 11. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? ???????????????????????? 12.Do you think you're conceited? i hope no 12. Are you a bitch? everyday 17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? probably...but remember...rumors ARE NOT true 18. Do you call anybody by their last name? yep...and lots of people call me TART...that is my last name 20. How many guys do you think will end up reading this just because it says girl survey? who cares???? they are guys Confessions [x] I'm straight. [ ] I'm

I Don't Understand
I don't understand how someone can want to call me every day, smile so big and beautiful when she sees me, want me to give her kisses, pout playfully when I don't give her ENOUGH kisses, talk about the trips we're going to take together, curl up in my arms all night and in the morning tell me how well she slept, tell me she misses me when she hasn't seen me for a while, tell me she wishes we were together when I'm on the road, tell me she likes me, she loves me, she's "getting used to" me, smile with me, laugh with me, not want me to let go when I hug her and then one day out of the blue just up and say to me, "I'm not in love with you. The idea of our having a life together has never crossed my mind. We're just friends hanging out together. Sorry I wasted your time." I don't understand it and I don't think I ever will. I feel sad and so sorry for her because she's such a beautiful person and there is something so fucked up going on inside her. So sad. But it's not my problem -

This Is My Weekend.
Today's Saturday...and I'm at work? Because my boss made me? Nope. I volunteered. I'm the only one here. But its kinda nice. Justice is finally on its way to being served..and I know only a few people will understand that...but just know that this makes me happy. I've been talking to yet another man..he makes me laugh so much! That's all I care to say, out of fear of jinxing it. Those who are frequent readers know that I seem to have a problem with that. :) I need to win the lottery. Seriously. So despite the craziness and the people who I talk to that keep me entertained...I can't help but be lonely and a little sad when the dust settles, the kids are asleep and there's nothing but me and the night. I miss having someone to go home to, someone to come home to me...someone to cook for, someone to watch tv with and talk to about any random thing that pops into my head. (there's a lot of that, by the way) I like being on my own, but there are just times...when I wish it were

Bully
Bully by Ada Stuart © He came out of nowhere. Pushing her forcibly against the wall just inside her apartment. Surprising her totally as she entered her own safe environment, and hissing to her. "Don't make a sound!" he ordered. In total shock all she could manage was a half gasp before his hand covered her mouth. "No sound, I said!" he growled more angrily this time. After a while he seemed ensured about her cooperation, and turned half away and locking the door. The sound startled her and made her aware of the situation she was in. Alone with a rather large and brutal male. This was not good, she thought. As if hearing her thoughts, he exclaimed "Good," in a slow drawl, as if being content with the present situation. She tensed and tried instinctively to remove herself from his body. He slammed her against the wall again. "I said, don't move!" he hissed into her ear. Her hand hurt after the impact with the wall but she refused to acknowledge the pain. She would have t

The Baroness' Seat Of Learning Ch. 02b
The Baroness' Seat of Learning Ch. 02 by mcfbridge © In one of the corners was a broom. Someone had left it standing there after cleaning. It was perfect. Lily sent one of the guys over to get it. He brought the thing back and handed it to Lily. The young woman took the broom and lined the handle up with the opened hole. Then she brought the wood to the hole. Matilda didn't know what to do. She had been laid down on her back. Now a bunch of people were between her legs, looking for her vagina. The baroness could feel people pulling on her stomach and thighs. Then, she almost fainted as she felt someone grab her vaginal lips and pull them open. Matilda was about to beg Frederick to stop her humiliation, when he came storming over. Thank God! The baron was finally going to put a stop to this. Sure enough, Frederick told Lily to stop what she was doing. Matilda relaxed and prepared to get up, when she heard what her husband said next. That couldn't have been right. She must have

The Baroness' Seat Of Learning Ch. 07b
The Baroness' Seat of Learning Ch. 07 by mcfbridge © Matilda was a little startled when she felt her vagina being pried open, but it was hard to even notice it when she had her tongue up inside another woman. The baroness kept stabbing her tongue into Phillipa's vagina like she was supposed to. She guessed that the rest of the group was having a good time starting at her spread open privates, but that didn't even bother her at that moment. Matilda would have shown anyone anything if she could have taken her tongue out of Phillipa. A few moments later, Phillipa began to buck harder. Then, Matilda could feel her whole body shudder on top of her. A moment after that, Matilda heard Phillipa start to yell something and then something exploded between the baroness' legs. At that instant, Matilda lost track completely of where she was. Something had happened to her vagina and her entire lower body was on fire. The baroness screamed and screamed, but her face was muffled by Phillipa

He Wants A Biblethumper Like Him
McCain: I would vote for Muslim president http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2007/09/30/mccain-i-would-vote-for-muslim-president/ WASHINGTON (AP) — Sen. John McCain said in an interview published Saturday that he would prefer a Christian president over someone of a different faith, calling it "an important part of our qualifications to lead." In an interview with Beliefnet, a multi-denominational Web site that covers religion and spirituality, the Republican presidential hopeful was asked if a Muslim candidate could be a good president. "I just have to say in all candor that since this nation was founded primarily on Christian principles … personally, I prefer someone who I know who has a solid grounding in my faith," McCain said. "But that doesn't mean that I'm sure that someone who is Muslim would not make a good president." Later, McCain said, "I would vote for a Muslim if he or she was the candidate best able to lead the country and defend our political values." A

Casino Setup Ch. 03
Casino Setup Ch. 03 by mcfbridge © Emily and Connie drove home together. They were halfway there before either one of them quit crying. It was Emily who pulled herself together first. She told Connie to calm down, it was over and that man would never see them again. "But what will we do about those notes if he calls our husbands??" Connie wailed. Emily told Connie to settle down. "He won't really call them. Janice is a friend of his. We'll talk to her and explain what happened. She'll be able to talk to Mr. Vineti and help us work out a more reasonable arrangement." Connie stopped crying and thought back, "That's right," she sniveled, "Janice did say that she knew him personally, but how are we going to explain what happened to Janice, I don't know about you, but I couldn't stand the humiliation." Emily snarled back at her, "Well, which will you find more humiliating, telling Janice what happened, or handing that nasty man one of your breasts?" Connie just sighed, "W

Casino Setup Ch. 04
Casino Setup Ch. 04 by mcfbridge © For the rest of Monday, both Connie and Emily stayed inside their homes and talked to no one. Tuesday morning Connie was tempted to just stay in bed, but she knew she had to find a way out of this mess before next Monday. She called Emily and they agreed they would meet at her house after lunch. Connie drove to Emily's about 1:30. She rang the doorbell, and when Emily told her to come in, her hand was shaking so badly she almost couldn't turn the doorknob. Connie and Emily talked for over an hour, but they couldn't come up with any ideas. Neither one had any way of raising $1000. Then Connie remembered the vouchers. "We could at least take those to the casino and cash them in. That would at least give us half the money." Emily thought that was a great idea. Neither woman knew anything about gambling, so they weren't about to play the games. Maybe if they got that money back, they could find a way to raise the other $500 each. Emily and Conn

The Us Nothing But Red States..just A Pipe Dream
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2007/09/30/giuliani-gop-needs-to-be-a-50-state-party/ Giuliani: GOP needs to be a 50-state party (CNN)–Rudy Giuliani says the Republican party needs to change its strategy if it wants to win in 2008. "How about we win?" the GOP hopeful said in a speech Saturday. "That means that we take back the House, we take back the Senate, and we keep the presidency in Republican hands," he said. Giuliani said the GOP needs to focus beyond running in 25 or 30 states "which is what we have done in the last 3 or 4 times, which is why we had to depend on Ohio, in '04 and we had to depend on Florida in '00." He criticized the way certain races had been run in the past. "We do this 30 state campaign, we don't campaign in 20 of the states," the former New York mayor said, "and these happen to be the states where we lost members of the Congress and Senators and we have to become again, among other things in 2008, we have to become a 50-state Republican p

Casino Setup Ch. 08 A
Casino Setup Ch. 08 by mcfbridge © After the two women had left, Tony asked Janice to stay a moment. "I need to ask you something. How come you're enjoying this so much?" Janice had to walk over to him and sit down. It was not a question she could answer quickly. "I really don't know exactly. Certainly, watching those stuck up little bimbos, who've treated me like trash, get what's coming to them is appealing. But, there's more to it than that. You asked me once if my husband appreciated what he had in me. Well, the answer to that is no, he doesn't. The funny thing is, that as many horrible things as you put me through, I started to feel that you did appreciate me, and somehow, that has become very important to me." Tony actually smiled at Janice. "Well, I really do appreciate you. You've been fun to talk to these last few weeks, and your creativity is incredible. I've always enjoyed humiliating women and I thought I was pretty good at it, but frankly, I have to admit that th

I Love You Guys
I have this best family and friends... Louis, Howard and my sister in law mean so much to me and i love them with all of my heart... Kathy you are my bestfriend and you are like a sister to me and i would do anything for you and your 2 kids.... I am so glad we are bestfriends now and we are geting close.... You are there for me and you are really good to me when i need someone to talk to you are there for me... I love you guys so much... My brother howard is in the amry and i miss him so much but i am so proud of him.. PROUD ARMY SISTER... I love you and miss you howard... Louis you are a great brother and i love you with all of my heart and i am here for you no matter what happens... Amanda you are the bestsister in law and i love you very much and i am here for you to no matter what...

Casino Plot Ch. 02 B
Casino Plot Ch. 02 by mcfbridge © Janice was bouncing right next to her. Her big tits were flying around as well. Janice still remembered having done this before, but it didn't matter. The sting in her bottom was so bad she couldn't get her hands off it or keep still. She danced around the room, right next to Connie, throwing her tits around as she went. Both men just laughed and laughed as the two women bounced those two big sets of boobs around. Those things flopped and bounced and swung like crazy. They were still laughing when the two ladies managed to settle and quietly rub their behinds without hurling their tits around any more. After they had cooled their butts, the women went to put their tits away. But Tony stopped them. "Come on girls, that was great. Let's see that again." Both women began to plead with the man not to stripe their butts again. They were too sore, and besides it wasn't fair to put them through all this. To the girls' shock, Tony agreed. "I hate

**~ Dismal World-snapshots From The Not So Happy Globe~**
**~ DISMAL WORLD-Snapshots from the NOT so HAPPY Globe~** ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: bobby Date: 30 Sep 2007, 12:34 ***** ~ DISMAL WORLD-Snapshots from the NOT so HAPPY Globe love to∴Trinity∴ DISMAL WORLDSnapshots from the NOT so HAPPY GlobeUnforgettable Photos1957. The first day of Dorothy Counts at the Harry Harding High School in the United States. Counts was one of the first black students admitted in the school, and she was no longer able to stand the harassments after 4 days.January 12, 1960. A second before the Japanese Socialist Party leader Asanuma was murdered by an opponent student.1963. Thich Quang Duc, the Buddhist priest in Southern Vietnam, burns himself to death protesting the government's torture policy against priests. Thich Quang Dug never made a sound or moved while he was burning.1962. A soldier shot by a sniper hangs onto a priest in his last moments.

Don't Lie To Your Mother
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates." About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John replied, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her about it just to be sure." John sat down and wrote: "Dear Mom, I'm not saying you 'did' take the gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been miss

Weird Dreams
had two weird dreams: one: I told Megan what I want to tell her, she ran crying two: I woke to a knocking on the door, it was Lloyd. He tried to kill me but all I could see was a shadowed outline in broad daylight. (I woke to this dream and I knew I was asleep but couldn't wake up)

Ok **girls** You Wanna??
HERE'S HOW THE TAGS WOULD LOOK,IF YOUR INTERESTED IN BEING IN OUR BRIGADE I'LL MAKE YOU A TAG,AND ON DAYS YOU FEEL LIKE BEING A **BRAT** WEAR YOUR TAG AND THEN THAT ALSO LET'S MASTER KNOW WHAT KIND OF MOOD YOU IN!!!! I LOVE YOU I HOPE WE CAN HAVE FUN WITH THIS!!! LOVE,**QUEEN BRAT**

Hello
my name is to-wit and i march for god and speak with the dead and dont fret the others.i can smell a pig a mile away and dont care what you say.the other day the pigs came to play and it was way way too soon,the shouldnt shoot their mouth off from afar,or atleast,get out of their car,and when the war starts,and the people march,dont dream of the far away afterlife,they already have a wife.

Rude People!!
Hey all.. I don't usually send these out unless it's important to me.. well.. there is someone out there that got so pissed off at me because I would not let them see my NSFW folder, that they created a new page to get past my block and left all kinds of nasty things on my page... on their page, they copied my pics and wrote lude disgusting things all over them..... I know thatI am a big girl, but come on... Then this guy got his girl to send stuff on my page.. can you all help me out and set these people straight?? thanks the page that has my defaced pics on it: f@t azz@ fubar the girl leaving the messages on my page/pics Dete ~FU-Wife of Rob~@ fubar

Cant Anyone Leave This Poor Woman Alone?
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/10/01/spears.federline/index.html Spears loses custody of children (CNN) -- A court has ordered pop singer Britney Spears to give up custody of her children effective Wednesday at noon. Spears' former husband, Kevin Federline, is to retain custody of the two children "until further order of the court," according to an order issued by Los Angeles County Superior Court Judge Scott M. Gordon. Spears, 25, and Federline, 29, have two children: Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1. Spears and Federline were divorced in July after two years of marriage. On September 18, Spears was ordered to submit to random drug tests after the court found she engaged in "habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol." Spears was also ordered to spend eight hours a week working with a parenting coach to observe her interactions with her children. ===== Shes trying and no one gives this poor aoman a chance. This is so wrong

The Line
You want to know where the line is fucken drawn? ______________________________________________ i haven't crossed it yet, but i push it back and back and back. don't send me over the line. you wont like me when i'm over the line.

Wheelchair Accessible Parking
Fines for parking in wheelchair accessible parking without a permit here is now $150 instead of $75 or whatever it was. NICE! Get out of my spots, people! Unless you really need 'em and have what you need to park there... Let's hope the fines are really given out, too.

Missing Photos
subject: Missing Photos post date: 2007-10-01 12:26:33 views: 36 comments: 5 ratings: 0 Hey fubarBarians, Yes, photos are disappearing...but it's merely database problems and babyj and his team are working to fix the error. We are not stealing or deleting your photos, so please try not to worry, and please be as patient as you can. Technical issues happen, and it's unfortunate, but we are aware of the issues and they are being dealt with accordingly. Thanks in advance for your patience and support as we make fubar better for all. Cheers! the Intern, fubar Family member

Please Help
I need around 19000 more points to level....I have been stuck on Pimp for a long time, and would really like to get to Assassin soon....so rate all my pics, and share me with your friends I could always use new friends

Still Feeling A Bit On The Crappy Side
well im getting better from the flu .. now im dealin with strep .. and if that isnt cleared up by the end of the week ive gotta go back cuz freakin mono is goin around and the way my freakin glands look she wants to check for that too .... Wonderful Eh > Blah .. anyway after i get some cleanin done tomorrow ill be on to show some much needed luv to my friends who i hope havnt tossed me to the curb due to my lacking .. ive just felt like total crap for whats goin on 3 weeks now . and just cant kick it .. anyway i hope youre all doing good and i will get to you all tomrow to make up for my being a meanie and not comin around as much to show luv ... Luv to all .. Toodles !!! nite Wen :)

Rude Shoutbox Stuff..
The reason you can't use this feature with me anymore is because I'm sick of.. -Pervy comments. -People calling me rude when I don't reply because I'm offline. So, it's limited to family, and the only people in that category so far are two girls I've known before I even knew what the internet was!

This Is What I Think
Well... this was on my profile, but I'm sure noone reads it, plus it proly makes me look like a bitch, so I'll put it here... and I'll add more to it later. I could go on forever. I hate pushy guys, I hate cocky guys, I hate guys who are full of themselves, I hate smug guys, I hate beefcakes, I hate players(I can tell who you are), and god I hate ignorant people. I LOVE men who realize what's important in life, and show it. I LOVE family men. I reeaally LOVE athletic men (hehe). I LOVE confident outgoing men, I LOVE men who get things done, I LOVE men who can make me laugh without trying, and if they try. I'm not a whore. I've never cybered with some random guy before, and I don't plan on it. If you have a big penis, good for you. You don't have to say it in your name. I don't care how nice your car is (mine's proly nicer), I don't care if you have a lot of money (I proly have more), I surely don't want to see a pic of you with a gun.

Intoxication Has Made A Huge Come Back. Now Come On And Join Us For More
INTOXICATION home of the INTOXICATION LOCALS and crazy parties and AWESOME people we have got a new home now.. so please join us click this picture banner and save your self from another night of lounges with rules and harsh people we here don't judge and we for sure have fun INTOXICATION HAS MADE A COME BACK.. WE HIT TOP LOUNGE STATUS BEFORE AND WE DID IT AGAIN... WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT FOR SURE THIS TIME.. WE ARE GONNA SHOW YOU WHY WE PARTY HARD AND HAVE FUN.. AND HAVE NOTHING BUT PLEASURE AND PLEASURE ALL THE TIME AT OUR LOUNGE

Clark Kent Or Superman? An Ending
Clark Kent or Superman? An Ending by rpsuch © Responding to the large number of requests I wrote this ending to Clark Kent or Superman? It is one of several possible endings I envisioned, one of the more likely ones to me. I hope it satisfies the readers looking for an extension to the original. If not, imagine your own ending – it's fun. There is no sex whatsoever in this story. Barry returned shortly with Linda. Damn! Each one was better looking than the last. How could somebody like Barry attract all these incredible women? Ouch. Stupid question! I had been marginalizing Barry because of our situation. He was actually very good looking, model quality. He was very bright, good job, well read, interesting and pretty amusing if he would give up that damn sarcasm. He was what most women would consider a very good catch. That's why I married him. I could see now that I had not given this whole thing quite as much thought as it required. "Welcome to our home, Linda." Ruden

Birds Of Prey: The Quest B
Birds Of Prey: The Quest Title: Birds Of Prey: The Quest (lesbian celebrity) Author: John O'Connor Email: lushcoltrane@yahoo.com Rating: NC-17. Pairings: Batgirl/Catwoman; Black Canary/Catwoman; Black Canary/Oracle. Category: First times. Date: 30 March 2001 Series: None. Website: http://www.ma-at.net/Sam-and-Janet-God/ Disclaimer: "Birds of Prey" and all characters are owned by DC Comics and Time-Warner. No copyright infringement for profit is intended. Summary: While on a mission, Black Canary decides to find out just who Oracle is. Notes: 1) This is an Alternate Uinverse story that takes place before the events that otherwise would culminate in "Birds Of Prey" #21. 2) < > denotes Dinah's transmitted dialogue. > denotes Barbara's transmitted dialogue. ( ) denotes Selena's transmitted dialogue. ******************************************************* Part 2: The Quest Gotham City; 29 May; 12:55 AM EDT "Oracle." Th

Conquering Supergirl A
Conquering Supergirl by Couture © *********** "I see your five dollars and raise you another three," Lexi said. "I'm out," Jill said. "This is too rich for my blood." Stacy's stomach felt like an empty pit. She had never been this close to winning before, but Lexi had just priced her right out of the hand. It was so unfair. "I don't have that many chips." Lexi grinned. "Stacy, you remember what you said earlier about hypnosis being a bunch of garbage?" "Yes," Stacy Admitted. "Tell you what." Lexi pushed all her remaining chips into the middle. "You win, you get the whole kitty. I win, you let me hypnotize you." "Deal," Stacy said quickly, pushing her chips into the center of the table, and then laying out her cards with a flourish. "Full house. Read 'em and weep." She had always wanted the say that, and she beamed with excitement. Her arms were already reaching out to capture her well deserved loot. "Not so fast." Lexi laid down her hand. "Full house, aces o

10-2-07
Try not to worry about how much you get done today -- sometimes you need to just give yourself a break! It's a good time to relax and maybe think about rearranging furniture and other low-stress activities. ********************************************************************************************************** Damn this is exactly what I was planning on doing today!!!!!!

Impending Surgeries
My october is gonna be extremely fun. I will spend most of it stitched up and on pain medication. Woohoo!! First I'll be getting my wisdom teeth out, and if any one of you wish to amuse yourselves by calling me to see how funny I talk afterwards, knock yourselves out..I'll be bored out of my mind while I recover. Then I'm getting my gallbladder out. Fun stuff, and I'm a little scared about that surgery. Luckily, I'll be going out to plenty of parties afterwards to make up for it. I'll have more pics up when I can. Later y'all! XOXO

Wtf
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My Babydoll
oh baby doll with the pale pink lips, you make my mind crawl with wonderment. away from the reach of my yearning fingertips, i see you there. brand your image into my heart... you're so sly. the bite of your lip, the brush of your hair from your face, you make me cringe in awe. can't have her... can't have her... because i want her. wanting that sweet young flesh of flesh against my own... that erupting feel of you with me... baby doll across the room, i plead silently to you. raise your stare, look my way... just one glance, fill me up, gather my nerves into a buzzing storm of ecstasy. my eyes widened and waiting, a blush presses gently into your flawless cheeks... you smile at me because just because

October 3, 2007
Your sense of humor may be a half-step out of sync with your friends today, so don't be too surprised if one of them erupts in a moment of self-righteousness before realizing you meant something innocuous.

"life"
Life is hard, Life is tough, You need to be strong, And never give up There may be days, That never seem to end, And you feel like you, Don't have a friend, But keep on walking Down that road, Your friends will follow And bear your load, But face each day, And what it brings, And you'll be ready, To face any thing.

Spandex...
For all the saw the mumm that got deleted because people counldn't handle the two words.. spandex.... with .... fat 82 comments.. 572 veiws.. In that mumm The results were in my favor. The two should not be put together. The results were based on mumm readers votes. Sorry to all that it upset but it was just a question not a knock down on over heavey people that enjoy wearing spandex. It was an opinion. Come on... they show it on comdey central all the time. Laugh ok. Have fun and have a good day. I laughed when you were calling me a cunt.. can't take the heat then get out. That is my saying to you. I am sorry again to all it upset.

The Face Of Pain
RIVULETS OF TEARS THAT GLISTEN LIKE DIAMONDS, FALL ONLY TO BE CAPTURED AS IF ARRESTED, THIS IS THE FACE OF PAIN..... I WILL OFFER MY SHOULDER FOR THOSE TEARS TO FALL UPON. A HEART THAT BEATS TO FUNNEL THE HURT, TO ASSURE THE JOURNEY OF DESPAIR IS COMPLETE, THIS IS THE FACE OF PAIN...... I WILL OFFER MY FUNNEL TO FILL THAT HEART WITH JOY. A VOICE THAT IS QUIETED AND STIFLED BY SHAME , WITH LIPS SEWN TOGETHER WITH THREADS OF HUMILIATION, THIS IS THE FACE OF PAIN..... I WILL REMOVE THOSE STITCHES SO THAT VOICE MAY SHOUT TO THE HEAVENS IN A THUNDEROUS ROAR AND EXPEL THAT SHAME . A CHILD UNWANTED THAT CRIES IN THE NIGHT, FRIGHTENED WITH OUTSTRETCHED ARMS BUT NO ONE IS THERE TO COMFORT, THIS IS THE FACE OF PAIN...... I WILL HOLD THAT CHILD AND WRAP IT IN A COCOON OF PEACE UNTIL IT SLUMBERS. A LONELY OLD MAN WITH WATERY EYES ,PROUD SIRE OF FOUR SONS, YET HIS DOOR IS NEVER KNOCKED UPON. THIS IS THE FACE OF PAIN....... I WILL OPEN THAT DOOR AND REMOVE

My Love My Love
sleep escapes me when your memory drifts to my skin, my ears lead me to the sea breeze, and i find my soul captivated in your bidding. i see nothing but a hundred footsteps; i feel nothing but vertigo. the sky comes to life with the play of smoke and blaze. the water, in its depth and grimness, show your passion, my love my love, your passion. nothing else. i start to think that i just might have taken the risk for the wrong reason, the wrong person, at the wrong time. too soon. too late. i can never own you, my love will never possess you; the fates cannot tolerate it; you will forbid love yet share your passion. and then, you arouse in me a will to survive, an uplifting grace soaring up like fire. when love forbids itself to you, and your soul keeps you awake you will drift with the sea breeze; i can never be yours, you will never be mine, but you will let passion captivate us both.

Daydreaming
Daydreaming by tonidelasalle© Pete leaned back in his desk chair, letting the sounds of the office on a Wednesday afternoon bounce off his eardrums. His finger came up and loosened the tie in his collar. He unbuttoned the top button and let cool air blow down his shirt. He blinked hard and shook his head, trying to clear away the midweek doldrums. He let his eyes wander and saw her. She was tall and buxom, with fiery red hair and eyes so green, he could see them from across the room. Her gray suit and white blouse said "lawyer", which wouldn't surprise him one bit. He let his mind wander as his eyes scanned her figure slowly. As they came back up, his gaze lingered on a valley between her breasts that would put the Grand Canyon to shame. A slight grin creased his lips as he imagined nuzzling that magnificent spread. That grin died when his eyes came up to her face. He didn't know how long she'd watched him, but her expression said it had been long enough. His eyes and mind

Time To Grow Up.
Hey friends and those just hanging on the friends list, Its been forever and a day since I've been around Fubar. Due to past events, I just needed a kind of "reboot" for my life path. So, I did. I made a change in my life path. Starting Oct 9th, I will be an official college student. I guess better late than never. I should of made this choice years ago, but even then, I picked the wrong path. The funny thing is, I am working towards a Bachelors in Psychology. I am so nervous though. I haven't done any structured education since 1994. But, the college I am doing online, I think, is a perfect match for me. I never was good with schooling. This place, does 1 class every 5 weeks. I don't have to worry about multiple classes, added stress, etc. Just one class / one focus. Anyway friends, just wanted to say I am still alive, still kicking.

Make Me A $5 Hoe.
Attractive Test Would you kiss me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] Already Did ***************************** Am I hot? [ ] No! [ ] OK [ ] Fine [ ] Beautiful [ ] Gorgeous! ***************************** Would you hug me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Already did ***************************** Do you think I'm a virgin? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Don't know ***************************** Name one thing you would like to do to me... [ ]____________ ***************************** I look like.. [ ] A slut [ ] One time thing [ ] Next bf / gf [ ] A friend [ ] A friend with benefits [ ] A possibility [ ] Another somebody ***************************** If you saw me for the first time, would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe ***************************** Would you rather... [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Friends [ ] Friends with benefits ***************************** On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [ ] 1

Hot Boy Playing With Himself ... For Hot Ladies Only!
I will tribute another cutie soon, I will do it live on my webcam. Let me know if you want to watch, just send me a message with your Yahoo Messenger ID. Otherwise, check my galleries! :) - Some skin for friends album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Shots Gallery album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Made for Me album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Tribute album (must be FRIEND over 18) Kisses Nice Boy PS: Comments on my pictures and videos are also welcome :) Below, you can see what to expect:

Take My Hand
Are you troubled, burdened, blue? Take my hand. I've been troubled, too, I understand. Where you've fallen, once I fell -- Let me help the clouds dispel -- Take my hand. Others helped when I was weak, Took my hand, Helped me face toward the peak, Helped me stand. What they did, now let me do -- Pass the kindness on to you. Someday you'll help others, too. Take my hand. -- Author Unknown

Go Vote For Bruno Ranieri
Hello I don't know if you know this or notbut I have been nominated as favorite new male vocalistat New Country Star, I sure could use your help, by voting every hourand reposting the bulletins on it, and spreading the word, please give my friendsthe Ridler Brothers some support as well they are up for favorite new bandThank You ,Bruno Raniericlick on link below, add it to your page , for a quick vote every hour

Remember The Original Hollywood Squares?
You remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when 'Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous and clever, not scripted and (often) dull, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course. Q. Do female frogs croak? A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough. Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be? A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes. Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake. Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married? A. Rose

Ex's Are Evil
Typical of my ex.... I get a call.. are you coming to the game tonight? Of course I had no idea about it so I wasn't planning on it. David is in the middle school band and this was the last game they were playing at this year. And of course I would have gone... except the game starts in less than an hour and it take 90 minutes to get there. By the time I park and walk to the stadiu add another 10 minutes. SO I would be there for MAYBE part of the 4th quarter. Add this one to the long list of last minute things like.. "David has a concert tommorow.. I just found out". Or "David's parent/teacher conference is today at 2:00. I just found out. Can you make it?" Of course my ex is a teasher in the school district so she knows about concerts (since her kids sing in the same concert) and being in the same building she knew of the conferences too. Evil Evil Evil

So Sad...so True
A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Orleans Parish courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to

Bad Day- I'm Pissed...
more ex hubby hate... Enema of sulphuric acid, and the brown spot resulting, you are the drip that doesn't drop, the steam in the toilet, and my world still won't end... I know you're not worth hating because you never were worth loving and you fall from me like a dead leaf from a living branch, as you crinkle dead and my life runs green vivid through me.. You couldn't bring me down, though I may fall to my knees, my head's still above water, my book is opening and yours is overdue.

Higher
Darkness Soft rustling sheets Warm masculine hand Exploring Lustful feminine eyes Full of anticipation Yearning Desire brimming Aching elevated Ecstasy Moist kisses Passionate dance Ascending Higher and higher Higher…higher

When Is Your Birthday
JANUARY=PIMP Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them MFE. FEBRUARY=THUG Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.A real speed demon. Has more than one best friend. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Love s entertainment and leisure. R

Why Do You Do What You Do?
Why do you do what you do? I get this question all the time. Almost every day. There shortly after I get the question,"What's the worst thing you've seen?". This two part question kinda bothers me sometimes. I do what I do cause it has to be done and someone has to do it. It's not about being a hero or anything like that. It's not about glory either. Its doing a job that needs to be done and doing it well. Would someone else do it if I didn't? Yes, probably so, but I haven't found anything else that pays back so much more than you put in. The friendships are like no other. It's like another family that is always there for you and willing to help you no matter what. I could go on and on about this, but I'm going to end it at that. The second part to the question, what's the worst thing I've seen? I really find this question to be really rude. Yeah, in my eleven years on the Dept. I've seen some shit. The fact that some people find it "cool" that I've seen this s

Lonely
lonely....hmmmmm what a word how do you have people around you and still feel all alone .....i know why....because the people around you dont know you not the real you not all of you....they havent reached that special spot that one place hidden deep in your soul that if you ever gave anyone control of it theyd have the ability to crush you theres always a time in our life when we feel noone understands us or feels like us or wants the same things as us ....we strive everyday for a complete that iam beginning to see doesnt exist in the outside but from deep within ......i question daily does love exist yet i know it does because my children show me every morning when they wake up and look at me n smile love is there ......why is it so hard to find that unconditional type of love outside of that ,....... so many walls so many guards people have put up yet everyone wanting the same thing that kinda love yu wake up n thank god for how do we expect to find it if we have walls n borders to

Sexy Jerzy Anybody?????
Where are all of my friends .. I need help here I need comments and rates on my pic to win the sexy jerzy contest!! any and all help is greatly appreciated.. show your girl some luv!! Know any comment bombers send them my way!!! Link is in the bulletins I have been posting all day Muah.. I know I have wonderful friends out there who will help me out with this!! XOXOXO click on the pic above to follow the contest and make SWEET GA PEACH a winner!!

A Moment To Chill
-I TAKE A MOMENT TO CHILL -NO MORE EMOTIONS TO FEEL -SO DON'T YOU JUDGE WHAT I DO -CUZ YOU DON'T HAVE MY NEXT MEAL -AND IS MY DESTINY SEALED -OR WAS IT THE HAD THAT WAS DELT -I'M LOST STARING AT THE STARTS -BEAT DOWN BY ORIONS BELT -I'M ASTROLOGICLY ADHANCED -STATIGIC MOVES TO ADVANCE -I'VE GOT ONE LIFE TO LIVE -AND ONLY ONE MORE CHANCE -SO I ANOLYZE WHERE I STAND -SEE I'M THE SON OF MAN -IT'S THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE ALWAYS FUCKING MY PLAN -I HEARD TOUCH BUT DON'T TAKE -AND TASTE BUT DON'T EAT -AND THESE VOICES IN MY HEAD -WERE ALWAYS YELLING AT ME -TO BE THE MAN THAT I AM SUPPOSE TO BE -SO I RAISE MY GLASS UP AND TAKE A TOAST TO ME -AND SINCE NOBODIES EVEN CLOSE TO ME -I TAKE TWO SHOT TO MYSELF -O'M LIKE 151 YOU'LL PUT ME BACK ON THE SHELF

2 Fingers
I love my left breast. Take it in your hands. Grope me. With your pianist fingers. It's perfect. I know you strive for perfection. Look at how it curves from my chest. How it falls. Cascades into your cupped hands. Soft Sensual. Run your smooth thumb over my tender rouge nipple. Slowly at first. Building in intensity. Sighing deeply. In orgasmic pleasure. Until it's shade dyes. A darker hue. And it hardens. Excitement. Desire. And I'm standing there in the black of the lonely night. Facing you. One breast exposed to the air. One perfect breast Exposed. to your blue. blue. eyes. With the eyelashes that Curve upwards. And you softly stroke My breast. And you are tickling my heart. You rub Harder. Stronger. Faster. Deeper. Into my perfect breast. Into my Broken heart. Imbedding yourself into the chamber of My love. No words. All communication Through touch and sight. When you do say you love me ill Fuck you. Fuck you so Hard you scream hysterically with the the fil

Good Song!
Someday you'll gonna realize One day you'll see through my eyes But then i won't even be there I'll be happy somewhere Even if i can't I know You dont really see my worth You think your the last guy on earth Well i've got news for you I know i'm not that strong But it won't take long Won't take long Coz someday, someone's gonna love me The way, i wanted you to need me Someday, someone's gonna take your place One day i'll forget about you You'll see, i won't even miss you Someday But now I know you can't tell I'm down,and i'm not down anyway But one day these tears They will all run dry I won't have to cry Sweet goodbye

Watching Eyes
Passion rising wild and free Watching eyes that are watching me Strong and commanding Fire and ice in your touch I'm a slave to sensations Born of love and of lust You set me adrift In an orgasmic sea My mind starts to wander I am lost in a haze Steadily drifting With pleasure unrestrained Your touch unrelenting You fade from my sight In pounding succession Your lust is my plight Again and again My body is thrown Over a sensory cliff As I'm claimed as your own Racked by your fury Devoured by your love Trembling beneath you As you tower above I am no longer watching Eyes watching me But I know you're are gazing Jubilantly at me I can feel you

Re: ::::action Alert:::: [right On!]
RE: ::::ACTION ALERT:::: [Right ON!] ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Pamela's Protest Date: 06 Oct 2007, 05:32 ::::ACTION ALERT:::: [Right ON!]I will be at the one in SF hit me up if you want to meet up..pamela's protest----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: § Lori §Date: Oct 5, 2007 9:25 PMthanks: ecumsecumjanetDate: Oct 5, 2007 11:06 PMGo team go!Thank you, The Ghost of Andy KaufmanDate: 05/10/2007REPOST THIS thanks again Guinea: The 1930's Smut PeddlerIf you don't have one of the demonstrations located near you then maybe you should contact them and tell them you are interested in having one near a major city close to you... You may have to be the one to start it... and I'm sure they will help. This bulletin should be posted a few times a day and everyday... I'm going to create a downloadable flyer tonight so you can make copies and distribute them every where you go If you are interested in a flyer made for your specific loc

Early Training
Early Training by lilsubalex © It has been a long time since i've thought back to the beginnings of my training as a submissive. When i think about it, there were so many things and many that i'd forgotten! It was only an online relationship ... so all by my own hand... but was emotionally very attaching. i'm still amazed at how much so. Very early on my first instruction was to completely shave my genital and anal area and keep it that way. i was amazed at how focused that action made me on my sex and how sensitized those areas became. Then, on an ongoing basis for a few weeks, i was instructed that each time i sat down, i was to focus for 20 seconds on my cunt. From inside - feeling the swelling, throbbing, the internal motions of my arousal and from the outside - what my labia felt from my legs brushing against it - feeling them swell. This, naturally, increased my awareness, my focus and my arousal to areas of my body on a nearly constant basis - quite a switch from only

An Evening's Enslavement
An Evening's Enslavement by georgia_smith_writer © It was the Sunday before last. Watching tv, I was bored to death and decided to give my slave, my wife, a bit of a work-out. I instructed her to come with me down to the driveway at the back of the property. When we first got married, she might have asked me why, or refused, or said it was too late. But training a slave requires asking a little bit more of her every day. And after 3 years of such training, any instructions are obeyed. Sucking my dick, bending over so I may fuck her, letting my friends fuck her, making meals at 3.00am, all instructions are obeyed, without thinking. Sometimes I wonder if she is a human being or just a robot. I walked down to the back of the property and she followed obediently. Walking two steps in front of me, so I could look at her clambering over the rocks and the weeds in her heels, just like I taught her. Boots were the obvious footwear to use for this sort of ground, but I like the sight

The Android
The Android by barbarianqueen © It was an odd store. There was junk and new things. And things she could not identify. And there was the tall, broad shouldered man in a corner. He seemed to be watching her. “Who is that over there?” she asked. The proprietor glanced over his shoulder. “Oh. That,” he said. “That’s an old android. Ain’t good for anything except to scare my lady customers.” He paused, looking at her speculatively. “Wanna see it closer?” She nodded. He picked up a remote and activated the android. He was graceful and good looking. He stopped and looked down at her. She looked up into his eyes and imagined she saw loneliness there. The proprietor mentioned a price. Well, at least she could afford it. He gave her the remote and an instruction manual. “And it’s as is,” he said. “No guarantees.” She said nothing. She took the remote and left with the android. She lived in an isolated area because she liked the quiet. The android followed her obediently, sat wh

Demon Rain
Demon Rain by hhb27© The cold November rain pounded off my flesh like a million needles piercing my skin as I ran through the dark streets fleeing the terrible fate that threatened to consume me. My feet and legs felt as if they would fall off…I had to stop but there would be nowhere to go, that he wouldn't find me. My only hope was to find somewhere that I couldn't be seen and try to catch my breath. I could hear his voice echoing in my brain "YOU ARE MINE." It rang over and over again looping through my head and tapping song against my temples, making it so painful I could barely breathe. I have always been powerless to resist him, but now…the thought of giving up everything and everyone I have ever cherished in my life is too terrible to face. Suddenly a tall dark figure appears in the distance walking through the mist and I know without a doubt it is him. My heart stills in my chest as I stop in my tracks almost falling to the ground from the sudden loss of mome

Bj Birthday
Its her birthday and she needs major spanks...don't worry she likes them..LOL...BJ luvs ya sis...this would be the best gift...but yeah... Enjoy Your Day!! ~*BJ*~ * §ø¢¡etÿ øf Tøß¢ø®e's Sweetest *@ fubar

From The Sky
There i stand looking out to sea listening to the waves crash below waiting for the voice that calms me ,where is it today? I look to the heavens and scream yet nothing where is she the one that calms me? the wind picks up and blows through my wings lifting me up but still no voice ..then out of the night sky i hear the words ... Are you there i need you ,please answer me the voice ive been waiting for but its not the same voice as before it's one of many that call my name so i begins again the help that i give to the ones that call ... Maybe one day ill have a name to call as even angels fall sometimes all they need is someone to pick them up Would you help an ANGEL?

A Wish
I wish for death, Because it might bring Excitement to this Dreadful, dark place. I wish for death, Because its less painful Then living here And wishing I was Somewhere else. With someone else or just living in another Place. I wish for death, Because nothing can be More feared then living And not knowing how This all will end. I wish for death, Because it seems So much easier then living

My Family Sucks!
So today is my kids' birthday party. My beautiful, funny, bright eight year olds. And NO ONE in my family, save my dad (he has no choice, he lives here) is going to be there. My brother is in Florida (he's forgiven) and my mom has to work (she's kinda forgiven)... but the person who pisses me off the most, is my sister. My baby sister (on Mom's side) who expects me to come running everytime she calls. I helped her move the yesterday, when I should have been making cakes. Who wouldn't even watch my kids for me when I moved. I gave up a free weekend to help her kick out her lying, cheating husband, whom she let immediately back in, when I could have been off doing something I actually wanted. Not only is she not showing up, she's being bitch enough not to even tell me. I had to find out from my mom, and now my sister's not answering her phone. On top of that, the party's outside, and it looks like rain. Sheesh.

I Got A 64
HOW FREAKY ARE YOU IN BED? GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13) AND NO CHEATING! SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR... _________________________________________________ 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-ARIES G-CAPRICORN H-CANCER I-

Pure Pleasure
Guilty pleasures, I surely have sinned. You know what it does, when you have me pinned. You bring out the animal, that is buried inside. When I see you, my judgment subsides. I wanna follow instinct, I don’t want to be good. You make me want to do things, I never thought I would. Make it hurt again, I love what you do to me. Ripped clothes, and your body is free. Torture and tease me, I love you in control. Just looking at you, I want to eat you whole. Nails down your back, chills up my spine. Sweat pouring down, I need you as mine. You’re my guilty pleasure, I love the things you do. You’re my sweet sin, I’ll never get enough of you

Fade To Black A
Fade To Black by Cactus Jack © This story originally appeared in a slightly different variation, and I owe much thanks to the following authors who offered support and encouragement; Carnage Jackson, TRL, Tim Bisley, VoodooJoe, KMB and Victor Field - a guy couldn’t wish to ride with a finer posse of ruffians. 22nd May, 2002 I stood in the ever expanding line that snaked away from customs and stretched back and forth on my heels in a vain attempt to get some life back into my legs. I was thirsty, badly in need of a shower and starting to feel rapidly pissed off. The flight from London to Los Angeles had seemed as long and drawn out as always, the food had been poor, the movie had been worse. A woman roughly the size of Alaska had shoehorned her way into the seat next to mine and had insisted on making small talk until the meal arrived to take her mind off conversation. While she was shovelling mashed potatoes into her mouth I’d escaped to the bathroom for as long as possible

Fade To Black D
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I had a dream about you. You were with just with bra and panties on, so i took you flung you on that giant 4 poster bed...I tied your wrists and feet with satin rope ever so soft and smooth, yes your legs were spread very very wide on that big bed and i could see your panties already getting moist, but to finish my fantasy i blindfolded you and i told you that tonight was your nite i just wanted to give you pleasure. i started to kiss you our tongues play and we kissed hard and started to bite each others lips that gave us erotic pleasure, i played with those sweet suckable and chewable breasts till i saw u starting to thrust your hips up to me you needed to be touched now i saw your nipples oh so hard i sucked them and chewed them till i heard loud moans, i looked down at your panties and they were so soaked i think you had came already from just kissing. So now is your time lover i will make you cum and cum then cum again, i take my hands and starting touch

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always deep within my soul i knew we have a love like no other what we share is something others only hope for and dream of but few ever experience. our love is magical beyond belief away without hesistion you give yourself completely you have reached the very depthes of my soul bringing out emotions i have never knew i had and unveiling an ability to love like i never thought possible ©2007

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John And Jesus One day Jesus is walking down the street in Jerusalem. His robe is tattered and torn and in really bad shape. He sees the sign for a tailor shop, the name: “John’s Tailor Shop.” He enters the shop and see John sitting there sewing some clothing. John asks, “May I help you?” Jesus answers, “Yes, I have this old robe that is tattered and torn, and it needs repairing, can you do it for me?” John replies, “Yes of course I can. By the way, aren’t you that preacher they call Jesus that does all the miracles and stuff?” Jesus replies, “Yes that is me, can you repair my robe?” “Yes, I said I could, but, to repair it would be as much as making you a brand new robe, is that OK?” Jesus says yes and John measures him for the new robe. John tells him to come back in about 2 weeks and Jesus leaves. After 2 weeks time, Jesus returns to the shop. He asks John if he finished the robe and John hands him a brand new one in a box. He tries it on and says, “This is beautiful John, I lo

How To Swear In All Languages
How to Swear in All Languages -------------------------------------------------Afrikaans Poes / Doos - Pussy Fok jou - Fuck you Jy pis my af - You're pissing me off Hoer - Whore Slet - Slut Kak - Shit Poephol - Asshole Dom Doos - Dump Pussy Gaan fok jouself - Go fuck yourself -------------------------------------------------Arabic Koos - cunt. nikomak - fuck your mother sharmuta - whore zarba - shit kis - vagina zib - penis Elif air ab tizak! - a thousand "dicks" in your ass! kisich - pussy Elif air ab dinich - A thousand dicks in your religion Mos zibby! - Suck my dick! Waj ab zibik! - An infection to your dick! kelbeh - bitch (lit a female dog) Muti - jackass Kanith - Fucker Kwanii - Faggot Bouse Tizi - Kiss my ass -------------------------------------------------Armenian Aboosh - Stupid Dmbo, Khmbo - Idiot Myruht kooneh - Fuck your mother Peranuht shoonuh kukneh - The dog should shit in your mouth Esh - Donkey Buhlo (BUL-lo) - Dick Kuk oud

My Bravo
He pulls to the front of my house in his navy blue car. Stepping out he cautiously walks up my driveway. Coming to my door, he looks around, making sure there is no one watching, and walks in without knocking as I had asked him to. I am sitting in my living room when he walks in. I look up at him as he walks through the doorway. He doesn't say a word. He just sticks his hand out like he wants me to take it. So I do. I stand up off of the couch as he gently pulls my hand and heads toward the door. He leads me through the dining room and into the stairwell. Turning around and facing me, he pulls me in close, putting my hand on his chest, and looks deep into my eyes before he leans in and puts his soft and tender lips on mine. Running his hands down my back as he kisses me, driving his tongue deep into my hungrily awaiting mouth. Pulling the back of my shirt up and over my head, exposing my round, luscious breasts, kept in by a blue and Lacey bra, and allowing my long hair to fall gently

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IN THE BEGINNING I NEVER HEARD CREATION EXPLAINED THISWAY BEFORE !!! In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with Broccoli, Cauliflower and Spinach, green and yellow and red Vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live Long and Healthy Lives. Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Crème Donuts. and Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man s aid, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. and Satan smiled. And God created the healthful Yogurt that Woman might keep the Figure that Man found so fair. and Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. and Woman went from size 6 to size 14. So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." ~And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. and Man and Woman unfastened their belts following th

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So, my 11 year old sister has started cutting herself. I found 4 cuts on one arm 5 on the other. When I asked her about it, not in front of my parents, she said they're just cat scratches. There's no possible way in hell they're cat scratches. They are about a half inch apart in straight lines. I don't know what to do or say to her to let her know that there are healthier ways of getting out pain and anger. I used to cut...for about a month....when I was younger. But I learned how to overcome what was getting me down. My sister on the other hand gives into peer pressure and is rarely happy. I'm really worried about how far she may go. HELP!

Autumn And The Blonde
Autumn and The Blonde by Archer2050 © It had been a great weekend. My girlfriend/fuck buddy of two weeks, Penny, and I had spent the whole time screwing like rabbits. With the coming of Monday, I thought it would be back to the same old stuff: work, school at the community college, more work, more school. But my class that morning had gone by quickly, and now my last two moving jobs for the day had cancelled. Not only would I get paid for them anyway, but I'd get to spend a rare summer afternoon at home. Too bad Penny was working… I was driving home, considering my options, when my eyes were pulled off the road to the beautiful sight of two young women jogging down a sidewalk. Though their backs were to me, there was still plenty to look at. The shorter one had long blonde hair tied back in a ponytail that stuck out through the back of her baseball cap. She wore a tight, yellow tracksuit that showed off her athletic figure--especially her sweet, round ass as she jogged. The tall

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I just wanted to let yall know that Im not going to be on here very much till I get settled...as yall know Im moving back to my home town Indy....Im not going to be on the internet as much till I get settled in...Im sry if I havent been returning the love in comments or rating much...I only get on here to check things out and my email...if ya see that Im on then if ya want ya can shout at me but sometimes it might be my husband so give me a sec if I dont respond back quickly then its not me on my husband usually dont answer the shout box...I miss all yall and hope its the same feelings coming my way lmao...but Ill miss all yall... Love yas...Grace

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Ben Gets Faced by gapster7 © Cindy works as an administrative assistant in the same large engineering firm that I do, and she is a sight to behold. In a nutshell, she is petite, beautiful and naturally busty. But to fully appreciate her, I have to elaborate a little. She is 5'-2" and slender with long, silky, wavy, chestnut hair that could be in a shampoo commercial. Her face is angelic, but her pouty lips add a kind of sexual aura to her innocence. She has smooth tanned skin, beautiful deep blue eyes, and a radiant smile framed by her long, luscious locks. Her gorgeous body is highlighted by a pair of sweet, full natural breasts that seem slightly over scale for her slender frame. Her torso tightens to a tiny waist and swells back to a pair of swaying hips and a perfectly protruding butt atop long, well-toned legs. She is the girl next door, bursting at the seams. When she passes by you can barely see (if you're staring hard enough) the tiny jiggle of each ass cheek as her foot

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Hour Glass Figure
NuttinButtSexxy Hour Glass Figure. My thoughts are like dreams that haven't Come true just this minute, My day's are long as my thought's drain down in this hour glass to the minute, as the wait for a forever minute that is too long to think this thought just for this minute, My mind is tired of this thought these wasted minutes for this shaped hour glass , smooth cures the shadows that appear on this wall that shift shape your body a hour glass figure, It's a wonder I waist my thought's my Minutes to watch the shadow shaped hour Glass figure, Not my Fingers that travel your hour Glass figure but my eye's that watch each and every minute, That you let me fill your hour glass figure with Grains of sand to the Very last minute, CPR2007 James Landry/postnb: Shame Landry

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the lights turned down low the song quietly sings my mind races forward of what romance brings the smell of perfume floats free in the air the food in the oven handled with care i close my eyes tight and think of what this will be a night full of romance with just you and me we sit down to dinner that look in your eyes the box on the table full of surprise the gentle sweet kiss you place on my lips the way youre hand falls just right at my hips slow dancing romancing a night of romance hold me forever and lead me to dance yu place in my hand that one tiny surprise i open with care anticipation does rise the glow from the box just cant compare to the feeling inside in my soul you are there as yu fall to your knee and say will you be mine this night in my mind til the end of all time one kiss on my lips to seal up the deal please dont wake me this moment is real i do and i will cherish all that you are to love and

Pure Gold :)
Goodbye rapid breath, sweating bodies with sensations so sweet. Farewell to pounding hearts and silent moans. Why did you leave me? I long for your reappearance. So long, my love, my sweet melody. You caused me to move in ways I didn’t think possible. You once consumed my body. I am always reminded of your magical powers. For those moments when you were expected but never appeared, I apologize to you, but I blame it on him. I didn’t give up. I wanted you with me. I wouldn’t settle for silver, I needed the gold. So, I brought you back to life myself. You took away my thoughts, my worries with only you to gaze at. Those few seconds of perfect bliss. He thinks I am here for him, But I am in love with you. Your parting is painful, but it is certain you will soon return. Goodbye, my friend, my companion, my guide. Until we meet again. So long, my precious

Naughty Application!
Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Becca's Breaktime
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Blind Man's Bluff by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER© I already had a dog; I just needed to buy one of those red and white collapsible canes and a pair of dark glasses. Only, I needed to buy a pair of those totally dark glasses that wrap around the sides of my eyes like the old people wear when they have a cataract operation. The Ray Bans that Ray Charles wore and that Stevie Wonder wears would not work because they could see my eyes peeking out the sides and would immediate realize that I am not blind. I ordered the cane and dark glasses on the Internet and had them rushed shipped for next day delivery. I put on the dark glasses and tried out the cane as soon as I got them. Suddenly, I thought of the blind Master Poo in Kung Foo and thought about all the things that pretending to be blind could do for me, such as, filing as blind with the IRS at tax time. Boy that would save me big bucks. Now, I couldn't wait to turn sixty-five-years old for another exemption, one for myself, one for bei

Boat Show
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Braless Bike Ride by showife © Every now and then Sam and I enjoy an early evening ride around a nearby lake on our bikes. Although we don't do this very often we've found that it's good exercise and quite relaxing, at least most of the time. If I can catch Sam when she's feeling a bit adventurous I'll encourage her to go for the ride without wearing a bra. Even though she has small tits that haven't sagged they are soft and pliable and bounce quite a bit while riding around the lake. I find that she's most often willing when she's already braless, such as after an afternoon of housework or some such. I often try to get her to wear one of her sheerest shirts, or one of her loosest tank tops, but most of the time she doesn't since that would take a deliberate act of her having to go and change clothes. If you've read some of the other stories you'll remember that she's doesn't like to expose herself, but only allows it if I'm exposing her, and then she'll go pretty far! H

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By The Tracks by smarterthanyou86© The sun beat down on Sarah as she lay by her pool tanning. She loved the way the sun warmed her back and could almost feel the rays bringing out the blonde streaks in her auburn hair. The fabric of the chair underneath her sent shivers running down her spine every time she shifted against it. "Besides not having any tan lines, this is another plus to tanning in the nude," she thought. She was thinking about the wonderful guy she had met at a local pub the other day when she heard a splash. "It must have been the filter," she thought as she craned her neck to search the water's surface. Approaching the hottest part of the day Sarah had been trying to convince herself to go inside and fix herself a drink for some time now. Finally the image of a tasty margarita and the thought of her taking a dip inside the pool afterwards overpowered her. However as she turned to get up, a shadow fell across the patio chair. "Hey sexy." Sarah had to take a

Casual Friday
Casual Friday by antony_j© "Definitely desperate," Ann comments on her reflections in the mirror. Her pristine white blouse shows she doesn't want to be obvious, but it is buttoned down to show the opposite. Maybe this will work better than the power suits she has worn this week Her skirt is short enough to show of most of her legs. She will do almost anything to get a deal. Ann will have to work miracles. Her business trip did not turn out as well as she hoped it would. She hasn't been able to get even near a deal. Spending her days negotiating endlessly in one of the hotels conference rooms has been a waste of time. The clients habit of inventing new demands and asking additional questions has driven her to the edge. Every other hour she wants to throw the newest version of the contracts in his face. Apparently he wants to make sure she can't live up to his expectations. Although she did her best, her efforts didn't get her anywhere and she doesn't have much hope left. To

Things About Walmart That Must Change.
This is a list of the many poor business practices that WalMart needs to change in order to be considered a decent company. 1. Third world slave labor WalMart's employees in third world countries make under 20 cents per hour and have the nerve to call their work "slave labor." This is outrageously untrue and offensive to real slaves who make nothing at all. WalMart does not use slave labor in third world countries. But they should. These people are going to die in a few years anyway. WalMart would be better off working them into the ground with no pay or mercy. Then, jars of sliced olives will be even cheaper. And who needs compassion when you have sliced olives? 2. Lower health insurance coverage WalMart's current health care system offered to employees is ridiculous. The coverage, terms, and rates are at an unacceptable rate of generosity. It's time for change. WalMart employees are the scum of our planet. They are smellier than the decaying bacteria on t

Im Back!!!!!!
Hey everyone, Im sure you know by now Im back, lol. Most of you have already rated the pics im uploading, Im getting them back in there after them being deleted. Anyways don't worry about rating them, I just want my cool pics back on there:) I have missed everyone and I want to thank Dark Prince, Dark Princess Lillith for keeping my page going while I was out:) I love you all!!!! Bloody Kisses MINA p.s Im trying to catch up on everyone's new stuff so please bear with me:)

If Everyone Cared
***If we did as much with love as we do with hate, judging, stereotyping...this world would be a better place...*** "Be the change you wish to see in the world" -Gaundi "If Everyone Cared" From underneath the trees, we watch the sky Confusing stars for satellites I never dreamed that you'd be mine But here we are, we're here tonight Singing Amen, I, I'm alive Singing Amen, I, I'm alive [Chorus:] If everyone cared and nobody cried If everyone loved and nobody lied If everyone shared and swallowed their pride Then we'd see the day when nobody died And I'm singing Amen I, Amen I, I'm alive Amen I, Amen I, Amen I, I'm alive And in the air the fireflies Our only light in paradise We'll show the world they were wrong And teach them all to sing along Singing Amen, I, I'm alive Singing Amen, I, I'm alive (I'm alive) [Chorus x2] And as we lie beneath the stars We realize how small we are If they could love like you and me Imagine what the world

The Shit List
1. Ghost Shit: The kind where you feel shit come out but there is no shit in the toilet. 2. Clean Shit: The kind where you shit it out, see it, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. 3. Wet Shit: The kind where you wipe your butt at least 90 times and it feels unwiped so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin your pants. 4. Second Wave Shit: It happens when you're done shitting and you've pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize you have to shit some more. 5. Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Head Shit: The kind where you strain so much to get the shit out you practically have a stroke. 6. Richard Simmons Shit: You shit so much you lose 30 pounds. 7. Lincoln Log Shit: The kind of shit that is so huge that you are afraid to flush the toilet without breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. 8. Gassy Shit: It's noisy; everyone within earshot is giggling. 9. Drinker Shit: The kind o

Naughty Questions
Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex? A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick! Q.Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it! Q. What is a Yankee? A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? A. They both like a tight seal. Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? A. Their balls are just for decoration. Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"? A. About three inches. Q. Whydo Gay men wear ribbed condoms? A. For tract

Kissin Is Never A Waste
I don't know why we kissed so long. There were plenty of other things we could have done, laying there on top of each other, naked. I think I know now, that we were not only having sex, but making love. When you make love, it's not about positions, pleasure, or orgasms. Sure, those are wonderful results, but it's more about two people becoming one, loving each other, and already, we both knew we loved each other. We kissed for what seemed like hours, when finally I felt his hand gently sliding up my side toward my right breast. His fingers walked up my body, and I felt him squeeze my boob. "Ohh," I whispered into his mouth. Already I could feel an orgasm coming, just with that one touch. He stopped kissing me to move his mouth down to my other breast, and I closed my eyes as he started to suck. He massaged one and sucked to other. More moans. They were coming from him, too. He was enjoying it just as much as I was. He stopped once again to move down more, kiss

First Glimpses
First Glimpses by Brave Maximus© The little smile on my face was almost as telling as the step in my walk, anyone who looked at me knew that they were looking at a very happy man. But, this was not an unusual occurrence, as a matter of fact, it had become an almost daily event. I rounded the corner to the small café downtown that we usually met at, and I caught my first glimpse of her. It was summer, so the patios were open and the umbrellas up, with the usual assortment of businessmen, college kids and the like, enjoying the sun and a cup of coffee. Her back was to me, but it was unmistakably her. Her dark hair falling in ringlets well past her waist. I could see the curve of her ass through space in the seat, and my eyes lingered for a moment, the smile broadening. I snuck up quietly and placed my hands across her face, covering her eyes. Really, one hand could have covered her whole face, but this was a playful way to go about it. 'Guess who?' I asked in a playful and q

Forget Romance
Forget Romance by sophia jane © "Happy Valentine's Day," I murmured to myself, as I eagerly ripped open the box that had come in the mail. I knew what was inside since I had ordered it myself, but I was still excited to open it. I tore the tape that sealed the product packaging and pulled out what was inside: an eight inch dildo. Just as it had been advertised, it looked exactly like a nice big gorgeous cock, and I smiled in appreciation. This was exactly what I needed to enjoy my holiday. Being single on Valentine's Day was as bad as being single at Christmas, probably worse. All women can talk about at Valentine's Day is what wonderfully romantic thing their partner did for them (or what they didn't do). Having no partner myself, I was fed up with all the hearts and flowers and romance. So, I had decided to treat myself to a little pleasure instead of moping around and eating too much chocolate. I stroked my hand over the toy in the same way I'd have stroked a man- with adm

Shevibe Horoscopes 10/07
March 21-April 19 Your SheVibe pick of the month So what if you just can't find your groove? We all get a little off balance every now and then. Take a little "me" time; you don't have to go out every bloody night of the week. Spend an evening with yourself to rediscover what really makes you hot and bothered, what makes you squirm. Chances are reconnecting with yourself will draw positive energy to you, which is after all, exactly what you've been seeking. April 20-May 20 Your SheVibe pick for the month All work and no play makes Jill a pill. Get off the bitch train will ya'? You have to know where you begin and work ends. You are a gentle soul and putting out all this energy for work is sucking you dry. You have to have something left for you and your partner. Call in sick once in a while, (hint: you don't have to really be sick), and have your partner suck you dry…and then return the favor. You'll feel rejuvenated in no time! May 21-June 20 Your SheVi

Daily Horoscope: Libra For October 10,2007
You can make almost anyone feel at ease and are at your best in social situations that require a bit of finesse. Your mood lifts others higher and customers or relatives should leave wanting more.

Dancing Wildly: Wingman's Return
Dancing Wildly: Wingman's Return by Belegon© On the drive over, I only hoped the day would be something special. So much time had passed. I mean, I hoped we would have fun. Kris and I have it hit it off well ever since the first night we met. But there was a lot more baggage for both of us to carry now. That first weekend had been glorious, but I never thought it would be anything more than a single weekend. She went back to her world at U.N.I. and I stayed in mine. Without a car, the hour drive might as well have been ten. I thought about her, especially since Jason would not let it rest. But I let my own insecurities talk me into believing that it had been nothing more than an extended one night stand. I mean, she was really out of my league. I'm all right looking, but Kris is gorgeous. Once she got back to Waterloo, the guys would be all over her and I would become a footnote. So the first letter was a surprise. I practically ran back to my room to read it, forgetting to

A Naughty Little Poem
She whispered "will it hurt me?" "Of course not" answered he "It's a very simple process, You can rely on me." She said "I'm very frightened, I've not had this before. My friend has had it five times And said it can be sore." It was growing rather painful Tears formed in her eyes It was hurting quite a bit now It must have been a size. "Calm yourself" he whispered "His face filled with a grin "Try and open wider So I can get it in." "It's coming now" he whispered "I know" she cried in bliss Feeling it deep within her now She said "I am glad I'm having this." And with a final effort She gave a frightened shout He gripped it in anguish And quickly pulled it out. She lay back quite contended Sighed and gave a smile She said "I'm glad I came now You made it worth my while." Now if you read this carefully The dentist you will find Is not what you imagined It's just your dirty mind!!

And So...
The latest guy didn't work out either. I'm ok with this, this time. I laid everything out up front, I thought he understood my wants and intentions, and things I wouldn't deal with...but after a week or so he seemed to have forgotten about it. Too clingy, too many questions...he needed constant reassurance. "Do you still like me? Still want me? What do you think of me?" I don't have the time or energy to be trying to build up someone elses self esteem when I'm still trying to figure out who I am, and what I like and don't like about myself. I know everyone has their own insecurities and that's fine but when there are so many that our conversations will only consist of me trying to make someone feel better about themselves...it's a real downer for me. And, when we haven't even had our first date and he wants to come over every single day and gets mad when I say no... Well, I should explain that some. If I'm seeing a guy that I'm really, really into, I'll want to see them as much as p

Bahaaaa
Celtic fined as Dida receives ban Dida was stretchered off after the incident in Glasgow Celtic have been fined £25,000 and AC Milan goalkeeper Dida has been banned for two matches following trouble at the recent Champions League game. However, the European champions intend to appeal against the penalty imposed on the 34-year-old Brazilian. Dida collapsed dramatically after a fan appeared to strike him near the end of AC Milan's 2-1 defeat on 3 October. Celtic were found guilty of a lack of organisation and improper conduct of supporters at the match. The Scottish champions will pay half of the fine now while the rest is deferred over a two-year probationary period. Dida was stretchered off after being confronted by the invading fan and was criticised for overreacting. And Uefa's control and disciplinary body took a dim view of the keeper's theatrics, charging him with a lack of sportsmanship. The incident occurred after Scott McDonald had slammed in C

Someone Special
Happily I made my way to a familiar sight, For in my heart I knew that I was doing something right. On the warm green door I knocked three times, as politely as I could, For I knew that on the other side, was waiting something very good. Just a minute Dear! said the sweet voice from behind the door, Upon hearing this I felt my heart begin to soar. I heard footsteps growing closer, and saw the knob begin to turn, And when the door was open, I had not a concern. There with a cane in her hand, and a smile on her face, Stood my great grandmother, who I ran up to embrace. After greeting one another, into the living room we walked, Then for the next half hour, we talked and talked and talked. I listened to her stories about times long since past, and heard about events, from World Wars: first to last. When I think of my Great Grandmother, several words come into mind, Positive, loving and generous; altogether kind. I know that whenever I might find myself in any sort of strif

Understand English
what part of i'm not looking for a man do some of you guys not understand? i've said it b4 that i only want friends. i have my reasons for this. if you can't be my friend then do what you must. i have had a few of you guys get mad because i don't want a relationship with you. or got mad cuz i have a fubar hubby. or got mad cuz u can't get my phone number. if i only want to be friends it's for a reason. you can not force me to want more. so threats about not talkin to me or deleting me, that shit don't work. your talkin to some one who's x husband called me on the phone talkin about if he killed himself would i feel guilty. my response was no cuz i'm not the one who killed you. only thing i can say is guys do what you gotta do. i don't attach strings to my relationships. i don't say i'll b ur friend if it benefits me or i'll love you if u do this. there is a thing called unconditional.. i know alot of people aren't sure what that is, but it's how i am.

People
Have you ever sat and just talked to people? Why is it some people can entertain you, and others cant? Some people annoy me, others dont. Some people I want to talk to, others I wish would leave me alone... I don't know why, or what the difference is... Today, on a different subject, I realized how jealous of people I truly am. I normally wouldn't admit that. I love me... but I'm jealous that other people have things i don't... like love. Even on 'fubar'. You see the cute people who are the "FB g/f b/f" or "FB hubby/wifey" and I'm like, AAWWWW how fucking cute!!! I don't get out as much as I used to. I don't do as much as I used to. I don't have the life I used to have. Thats past of having children. I don't have the option to go hang out with my friends. I am almost trapped... I miss being in love. I miss having someone hold me, and love me. I miss knowing someone cares.. Ya know the cute texts in the middle of the day to say "I love you"... I miss the weird things most peop

Carmen's First Fisting
Carmen's First Fisting by pussylove69 © There she was now. Tied to the bed of this woman almost 20 years older. Arms and legs spread wide. Her pussy open for Chris to see. And Chris obviously enjoyed it to watch her. She was sitting on the bedside, letting her soft hand glide slowly and tenderly along her naked body. "You are so beautiful, Carmen, your nice-shaped firm breasts, these long brown hair, your slim body and most of all I love this thick bush of pubic hair…" With these words she let her fingers caress Carmen's Pubic area, she played with the bush of dark pubic hair. Chris was naked too. Carmen adored this so beautiful mature woman. Chris was over 40, but still had quite a slim, but very soft body, with curves exactly at the right places. Her tits were a very good handful, not as firm as Carmen's anymore, but very sexy shaped and so soft. Her skin too was very soft and quite pale and in contrast to Carmen her pubic area was completely shaved. Her face was beautiful

Casino
Casino by carieta © The air had become thick with cigarette smoke and I struggled not to cough. I wore my blonde hair in a chignon and a sleek, red dress clung to every curve of my figure. I avoided wearing too much make-up, preferring to accentuate my best features: my eyes and my lips. I’ve always looked forward to a round in the casino. It brings me closer to my father, who had both lived and worked there until the day he died. Growing up, I lived a divided life: my mother’s home and my father’s gambling. When my father returned home from work each night he would climb the stairs to say goodnight. No matter how tired I felt I would always plead with him to tell me all about his evening. He would lower his voice and lean close as if he did not wish my mother to hear. I used to laugh and enjoy the little secrets we shared. I was not aware of my mother’s concern at the time. She later told me that she had often wished he would not tell stories about his sordid lifestyle.

Caught In A Spider's Web
Caught in a Spider's Web by Kansas © "I've got a wild one for you tonight, Bel!" "Hi, Margie!" The black jailer looked up from the novel she had only just started reading but was already bored with. "What have you got for me?" "Public intoxication. Her boyfriend was pulled over for D.U.I. He's being booked next door." At that point the female police officer pulled into view her protesting female blonde prisoner so that Bella could see her for the first time. "This one wouldn't have been charged at all except that she couldn't keep her big mouth shut during her boyfriend's arrest." Bella took a good look at the handcuffed girl that officer Margie Carson held firmly in her grasp. She was quite pretty, her age in the low twenties, with silky shoulder-length hair now askew, a beautiful face with slightly smeared lipstick, and a sexy, slender body clad in a very short, rumpled pink mini-dress with matching high-heeled pumps. She struggled ineffectively in the policewoman's gras

Cellblock Lesbians
Cellblock Lesbians by leanne2k © Britney Smith was tried and convicted of a crime she did not commit. The judge who never believed her innocence was harsh with her sentence: She was to spend two years in a women's prison. Even though she was really innocent, she decided not to appeal until she found a better lawyer. Britney reported to prison almost immediately after her trial. She was stripped searched, relieved of her jewelry, and issued new prison clothes. As she was walking to her cell, the other female inmates were making cat calls and such towards her. She was put in her cell and realized that she wasn't alone (prison guard) "Ok Julie here's your new cellmate." The prison guard left. Britney was all alone with her cell mate Julie. Julie stood about five and a half feet tall, red hair, tanned body, and about a c cup in breast size. Julie noticed how Britney looked. Five feet three inches tall, blonde hair, blue eyes, tanned, and she wasn't for sure, but it looked like

Coffee Mornings (marion & Astrid)
Coffee Mornings (Marion & Astrid) by geronimo_appleby © Marion heard the doorbell chime inside Astrid's house and her tummy fluttered with butterfly wings of anticipation. She had anticipated this morning's arrival with growing expectation, ever since Astrid had called her days before to arrange the time for their meeting. Marion was nearly climbing the walls with the frustration she felt as her husband dithered and dawdled prior to eventually leaving the house at eight thirty. To be fair, he carried out his morning routine just as deliberately that morning, and left no later than usual, it just seemed that he took an age with his preparations that particular day. No sooner had Marion heard the sound of her husband's car crunching down the graveled driveway than she was in the shower and beginning her own meticulous preparations. She wanted to be smooth limbed and sweetly scented for her pending date with her new girlfriend. Once Marion had bathed, she laid a towel over the d

Confusions
Confusions by lost_in_space © This story is purely fictional and any connection to real events is purely co-incidental. However, this story is close to my heart, and I stand by what I've written. If you are offended in any way by reading this story, I offer you my sincere apologies. * My name is Linda. I am 25 years old, and I live in New York, the big apple. I am a software consultant at a big firm, and needless to say I am pretty well off by myself. My family lives in Chicago, but I left them when I as still in high school, as they couldn't accept the fact that I was gay. Yes, they were that much naive. Well, it's been many years, and some damage control has already been done. My mom called me up last year, and I was invited to the Christmas dinner. I did go, but it was as awkward and uncomfortable as I had thought it was going to be. I could easily notice the whispers and the stares, and my parents didn't even try to make me feel comforted. It seemed as if I didn't knew th

The Concubine's Apprentice Ch. 01
The Concubine's Apprentice Ch. 01 by Sapphos Sister © The first rays of sunlight crept through the casement window with the unhurried stealth of a Samarian thief. Stirred from her dream-sodden sleep, Sarila reached across to embrace her lover, Mansur, but found yet again only emptiness in her bed. Wistfully she turned over and, hitching the thin night shift above her hips, slipped her hand between her thighs. Up to and beyond the soft, giving lips her fingers ventured until their tips found the dark pearl within. Deftly she stroked herself. With her free hand, Sarila teased and pinched her crimson nipples, as Mansur used to do, feeling them harden between her fingers as her clitoris too hardened, moistened and swelled. For a few forgetful, exquisite minutes she pretended that her hands were his, until she came in short, sobbing whimpers, whispering his name. Only then, relieved of her wanting for another day, could she rouse herself to abandon her bed and its tear-stained pillow

Like A Boy
"Like A Boy" Pull up your pants (Just Like Em') Take out the trash (Just Like Em') getting ya cash like em' Fast like em' Girl you outta act like ya dig (What I'm talkin' bout') Security codes on everything Vibrate so your phone don't ever ring (Joint Account) And another one he don't know about Wish we could switch up the roles And I could be that... Tell you I love you But when you call I never get back Would you ask them questions like me?... Like where you be at? Cause I'm out 4 in the morning On the corner rolling Doing my own thing Oh What if I?... Had a thing on the side? Made ya cry? Would the rules change up?... Or would they still apply?... If I played you like a toy?... Sometimes I wish I could act like a boy Can't be getting mad! What You Mad? Can't Handle that! Can't be getting mad! What you mad? Can't handle that! Girl go head and be... (Just Like Em') Go run the streets (Just Like Em') come home late say sleep like em' C

Put Some Clothes On
Women...why do you put up pictures of yourself that show all of you? First of all.....nobody wants to see your naked ass!!!! Well, excuse me, men do, because men like whores, easy piece of ass.....all of the above. I just think women like this make all women look like fucking whores and it makes us look bad. It's not good for our image....compare the amount of women that do this on here, to the amount of men.......yeah, the guys might have 1 pic of their dick, but it's probably not even theirs! GET A CLUE AND HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR YOURSELF!

For Some Reason I Feel Hurt
you know how sometimes everything seems to be going the way you need it too and then in the blink of an eye it all changes. I love him more than I can even explain and it hurts to know that he needs someone else in his life even if it is because of something important. I have never felt this way before, I can't breathe when I think about him. He is intense and you know maybe its what I needed to wake me up. I need him though as much as it hurts I need him to love me because without him I feel empty. I can't remember what its like to be without him and I never want to find out because I feel I would get lost in a world of him. Should I keep loving him or should I let the only thing I want the only thing I need, should I let it go? I want him in my life even if it kills me. I haven't made myself bleed in so long, not until this came around and to tell you the truth the razor blade felt warm across my wrist and if I have to let him go its only going to make the cuts deeper and longer. So

Time For A Mid-life Crisis???
It's been an interesting October. Over the weekend, I found out my 65 yr old father is fucking his best friend's daughter (she's younger than me!); my daughter bought her first bra; my son is now officially taller than me (6'+ at 12!) and he kicked my butt in basketball without me letting him; I had a biopsy done on a lump in my groin (non-cancerous, whew); and, to top it off, I turn 40 next week. So... do you think it's time for a mid-life crisis? What do you think? Buy a sports car? Tattoo? Find a mistress? An ear-ring? A booze-filled trip to Vegas complete with strippers and gender-questionable hookers? Interested in what others think.

Licensed To Kill
The Bush Justice Department does have an essential law enforcement mission, though sometimes it seems to behave much more like a criminal syndicate. It warmly embraces the crime of torture as a tool for collecting human intelligence notwithstanding both its manifest illegality and immorality and the uniform view of intelligence professionals that torture consistently produces corrupted, inherently unreliable information. In so doing of course it is engaged in a fairly primitive game of self-protection. It can't acknowledge the fundamental criminality of its conduct, so it turns the Justice Department into its consigliere. Three different lawyers in the office of legal counsel have rendered formal opinions giving a stamp of approval to a universal crime. Indeed, this sort of legal dexterity now seems to be accepted as a rite of passage for "movement" lawyers--a fact which is very revealing of the new character of the "movement." It has nothing to do with ideals, and everything to do wit

I Mean Seriously Ppl....wtf?
wtf ppl....i dont wanna go live somewhere else, i dont wanna come here and go there. i wanna have time to find me, i never did that. yea it sounds cliche but its true. i go from my parents slave to being with an ass who likes to hit women and snort coca. i need me time now, im not asking ya'll for shit, just bc ur some1 that i feel is family and i'll tell u about my problems when u tell me about urs, doesnt mean i want ur help to fix them. i just wanna vent to someone like ya'll do to me. come here do this, u'll be safe here. im not safe anywhere. he's everywhere. so i might as well learn to live with that fact. he's going to run behind all the things im trying to make of myself and talk shit and destroy friendships and other things i might have going for me. but some of ya'll should know that very well, ya'll have done it to me as well. sure u lie ur way out of it, and i'll know the truth but i'll forgive u bc of our history. well, im tired of being miss nice girl, as of now im miss e

The Power Of A Man
THANKS TO HONEY FOR PASSING THIS ALONG.... *** THE POWER OF A MAN *** A man has the power to love a woman in a way that she has never been loved, and yet hurt her with the same intensity. A man has the power to treat a woman like a queen then turn around and make her wish she was never born. A man has the power to make a woman cry with happiness and joy, then turn around and make her cry with hurt and anger. A man has the power to let a woman feel free and wanted, but also feel disgusted and unworthy. A man has the power to look a woman in her face and tell her he loves her, but turn around and sleep with her best friend. A man has the power to make you fall in love with him within days, and hate him within minutes. During sex a man has the power to make a woman feel like she's in heaven, and afterwards makes her feel like a whore. A man has the power to change a woman from having goals, To living out his goals instead of her own. Why is it

Question
Is it wrong to wanna stab some ho you never met in the face? I mean if it seems like they have taken somethin you once had? I dunno guess i am bein silly... I suppose if a guy talks to one pretty girl he talks to them all? Same can be said of women i suppose... Still i wnna stab a dirty trashbag ho....who is with me??

She Smiles
An elegance in her voice Curves that can kill A fire in her eye Is memorable still The way she walks An immaculate sway Every single motion An explicit tease Like a beautiful sunset, or shooting stars I could watch forever Especially her eyes, Clenched with fear Happy and carefree Or even seduction They can say it all Her sweet supple body Leaving all enraptured A wake of serenity In the silence, she smiles She seems reserved If you don't know her But she is exotic fun For those that do There are no perfect words Or they simply elude me Trying to describe her Words do no justice

October 14, 2007
All you need to do to succeed today is make it to the end. Things might seem impossible, but a little perseverance sees you through and keeps you in the game. You may be able to see things starting to change.

New With Me....
Soooo lately theres been some changes in my personality as well as the way I look at and do things. Its very strange and confusing..definately in a good way. I'm starting to think about more then just the past and how things are going to go today. I'm starting to think about how they'll be in the future and what it means. I'm so excited for the possibilities(i cant spell) of what might be and I'm looking forward to seeing how they develope...I'm starting to let my guard down and let people in. I'm starting to allow myself to feel things that I havent in awhile. I'm allowing myself to trust completely. I'm finally allowing my past to fade, my present to create and my future to be in reach..I'm not sure what the future for these new developements will be, but I'm definately looking forward to where they're headed. Anyways we'll see.... All I know is that I havent been able to wipe the smile off my face and I'm definately liking it...

Me
hey guys just thought i would let everyone know that i had acl reconstruction on oct 8th, and to everyone who cares,i am doing fine, a little sore but making progress everyday in therapy, so leave me some luv and i will get back at you. love you everyone jeremy

A Poem I Wrote
Everything is going to be alright Soon you'll see I will live to see tomorrow and the next day, and everyday after You can't get rid of me that easy Death is but a door, Time is but a window I will not leave you and you must have faith in me If I don't have your faith than I have nothing But I will over come any accusations or any assumptions I will prove you all wrong Someway........somehow You can not terminate me I always will come out on top You will love me even if you know not to Seduction is but a talent You cannot say no I will engulf you within me and just leave enough room to breath You will soon enjoy to be there If I leave you behind, you will never forget You will wilt away without me Love me, need me, destroy me, kill me, then die with me

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