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Which Friend Are You Like?
Which Friend are you like?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Caitlin! You're CAITLIN! You have an AMAZING talent on your hands and love to joke around and have fun with others. You are very caring of your family members and your close friends and always seem to get along with most people. You are a great friend and you will become successful within time :) Saying- "Awh Piss it!" Caitlin!100% Kara83% Amanda83% Josh67% Pat17%
Guys Are Assholes
GUYS ARE ASSHOLES!!!!! guys are assholes i stole this from someone, who stole it from someone, who stole it from someone else. i think every girl should know how naive they really are!! _______________________________________________________________ Everyone should read it! It's amazing that assholes can get girls. Actually, now that I think of it, it's not that amazing. They are assholes at heart, but to meet girls they lavish their undying love. IT'S A CHARADE. They act nice, friendly, and they listen… until they get into what they're after. Their prey thinks they are in love with them, however when they realize what assholes their predators really are, they pretend like the asshole is really nice inside. The girl tries to change the asshole into a nice guy, but assholes will always be assholes. She gets upset and goes to the nice guy to complain about the asshole. But she claims to love the asshole… now this is where the theory begins. She doesn't want to lo
Two hillbillies walk into a Dairy Queen. While having a couple of Blizzards, they talk privately about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, eating a chicken sandwich, begins to cough. After a while, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue, eyes widen and shakes her head no. The hillbilly strolls over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a long lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. She begins to breathe again, the hillbilly ambles smugly back to his table. His buddy says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it .
Sidney Jourard - The Transparent Self
“If we want to be loved, we must disclose ourselves. If we want to love someone, he must permit us to know him. This would seem to be obvious. Yet most of us spend a great part of our lives thinking up ways to avoid becoming known.” “Indeed, much of human life is best described as impersonation. We are role players, every one of us. We say that we feel things we do not feel. We say things we did not do. We say that we believe things we do not believe. We pretend that we are loving when we are full of hostility. We pretend that we are calm and indifferent when we are actually trembling with anxiety and fear.” “Of course we cannot tell even the people we know and love everything we think or feel. But our mistakes are nearly always in the other direction. Even in families -- good families -- people wear masks a great deal of the time.”
Be Honested And Critique - First Attempt
The Capture Victoria woke to complete darkness. She wondered where she was and why she couldn’t move. She yelled for help and heard only her echo. The darkness was interrupted by light that shone down on her. She looked around for anything to tell her where she was but to no avail. She realized that she was restrained to a wooden chair with leather straps and stripped down to her red corset and matching lacey panties. She tried to struggle but the restraints were too tight. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw a blinking red light on the wall and figured someone was watching. “Hello? Is anyone there?” she cried but the echoes of her pleas gave away to silence. A man stepped out of the shadows in front of her. As he came closer, she remembered that she saw him before. She recalled that earlier that night (assuming that it was the same night) her girlfriends and her went to a club as they did most weekends to levitate some of the stress of the week. They
So Im New...
I have no clue how to work this thing... er... nto work, but understand what is going on with this site... I am new... hahaha
50 Yrws Ago
See what 50 years will do... Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. 1956 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his, to show Jack . 2006 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1956 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled. 2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1956 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class. 2006 - Jeffrey
Super Sweet Guy
If you don't know this sweet guy... you're missin out! Go show Steve~*~Club FAR~*~ some love! He's also trying to level to GodFather so if you're lookin for someone to spank w/rates make him your target!! Steve ~*~Club F.A.R.~*~@ fubar *muah*
When A Girl Misses You (just Liked This So I Blogged It) :)
When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand When she wants a hug she will just stand there When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later.. When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds, she is not at all fine When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games!! When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that When a girl
If Interested?
if anyone is interested in writing back and forth with me, you can send emails to I am not supposed to get on fubar at work anymore, they actualy want me to do something there, imagine that, lol. I hope to hear from you soon. love ya, david.
Denise Miller Aka 'hot_sexyyounggirl23'
Denise MIller aka 'hot_sexyyounggirl23' Gee you don't think this is a fake account do ya? well it's at least a fake picture. This bitch is a downrater so do what you want about it. View Downrater Block Downrater Leave Comment For Downrater
I am a Creator -- yes, we are still out here! -- and this is a partial reply to an old acquaintance who sent me a pro-Christian chain email. When we speak of 2 + 2 equaling 4, we don't speak of faith. We only speak of faith when there is a lack of evidence. People can live good honest lives without believing in unprovable imaginative meanderings. It is impossible to prove "God" exists. It is also impossible to prove "God" doesn't exist; but on this count, it isn't up to me to disprove it because I am not the one making the claim. The burden of proof rests on the party making the claim. What if I said that I believe there are millions of 8-foot by 8-foot square pink polka-dot beings that dwell 300 feet above the surface of the planet and they constantly o
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Are Rates Still Messed Up ??
I added some new pics today . and know for a fact that more than just one or two people rated them . and yet .. all of the pics are stating there have been online 1-2 rates ??? Is BabyJesus Still working on this or is it just me thats having this issue ???
If Your Hurt
If your hurt, cheer up! Don't just cry on the side... It wouldn't help you... Instead, Go on with your life! remember?! Your were once the strongest sperm of your dad... Go spermie!!! :-P (^_^)
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Rangers Goals (cheer Up Celtic Scum)
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Do You!!
This one is called DO YOU i havent found the woman i wanna say this to yet..but maybe someday i will... i hope yall enjoy.. DO YOU Listen up babygirl, I'm gonna spill how i feel You take a seat, I'll take a knee cuz I'm askin for real Would u stick wit me baby when the times are rough? Ask yourself is it enough if we just had us? This is a one time membership I hope you dont decline. Think straight, cuz till death do us part is a long time. You and I can pass the years together. Rough times will hit, but they always pass over like bad weather. So today girl, I tell you I'm ready. We match perfect like cookies and milk, peanut butter and jelly. And it only gets better wit time, every time we talk its like the first time. I still get butterflies. I see little ones callin me dad, and callin you mom. Watch them grow up and send them off to the prom. From the look in your eyes i can tell u see it to. I already know I do but the question
Happy Birthday To Me
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Going Pee
Polite Way to Pee > > During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good > > manners, asked her students the following question: > > "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young > > lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" > > Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to go pee." > > The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite." > > "What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" > > Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. > > I'll be right back." > > "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom > > at the dinner table." > > "And you, little Eddie, can you tell us how you would handle this?" > > "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to > > shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce > > you to after dinner." > > The teacher fainted....
Phenomenal Woman!! That's Me!
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies I'm not cute or built to suit a model's fashion size But when I start to tell them They think I'm telling lies. I say It's in the reach of my arms, The span of my hips, The stride of my steps, The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally Phenomenal woman That's me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please And to a man The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees Then they swarm around me A hive of honey bees. I say It's the fire in my eyes, And the flash of my teeth, The swing of my waist, And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally Phenomenal woman That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see. I say It's in the arch of my back, The sun of my smile, The ride of my breasts, The grace of my style. I'm a woman Phenomenally Phenomenal woman That's me. Now you understand Just why my head's not bowed I don't shout or
Another Plug
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Funny How Life Is
Life is a curious thing, always changing with prediction being better left to soothsayers and prophets. We cant predict the paths our lives will make, only ride the wave and do our best to stay focused. When I came back to Fubar...the last thing i ever expected was love. To get in touch with old friends and make new ones was the sole purpose of this journey. Then as life so frequently does, a twist came I never would have expected. I met Cassidy. I had briefly chatted with her before, but we never went into depth about who we are nside. This time however, i would not be so foolish and let this be a random person on my page. I was thouroughly intrigued by her, and as we spoke more often, an innocent crush, an alluring fascination developed. Over time this innocent liking, has grown, and developed to something past a dream, rather to reality. We have talked and seen who we are, and have come to a conclussion, we both, don't want al life apart, rather to experience the joy
Hi, someone clue me in and tell me what happened to the Indispensable Mel and all her Venus-y qualities? Thanks =D
Grandma In Court
GRANDMA IN COURT > > > Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't > prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting > attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the > stand. > > He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" > > She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you > since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big > disappointment to me. > You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk > about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you > haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more > than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." > > The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across > the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She > again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a > youngster, too. He's
She Sings.
Sang, sung. Sing, sung. See, saw. She, saw. He shows what she's shown. In her hand, a "microphone".
To take from the Earth.. is to nourish thy self and others. To feel the Wind.. is to be free and enjoy all life. To light a Flame.. is to find your way in the dark. To dance in the Rain.. is to bathe in the tears she can no longer hold back. To know the Spirit.. is to take in all Elements and live life in harmony. Do you know the Spirit?
Full Moon Invocation
Mother, Goddess of moon and star, Bring your presence from afar, Manifest on this, Your night, and bless me in this sacred rite! Grant the knowledge and clarity, to understand Your words to me. Lend Your power, send Your light, Aid me in my work tonight! With love and wisdom please embrace, All within this sacred space. Mother, I now call to you, Bring Your message clear and true!
Daily Horoscope: Libra For October 20,2007
Your social intuition is off the charts and that makes it a good time to read people and understand where they are coming from. You may find it especially helpful at work with new customers or employees.
Failure Doesn't Mean....
Failure doesn't mean .........! "We are born into a vast room whose walls consist of a thousand doors of possibility. Each door is flung open to the world outside, and the room is filled with light and noise. We close some of the doors deliberately, sometimes with fear, sometimes with calm certainty. Others seem to close themselves, some so quietly that we do not even notice." ---Terry Teachout. When I read this for the first time, I realized that my whole life was in this quote. I did not want to do things because I feared failure, and other things I did because I knew I could succeed. But because I didn't take a risk and prove to myself that I would not fail, I will never have the chance to realize what could have happened. But then there are those that I took, that I will never regret in my whole life, and that's when the other doors close so quietly behind you that you don't even notice. Failure doesn't mean you are a failure... it does mean you haven't succeeded yet
Post From July 12, 2007
I did a copy and paste from another site that I have these blogs on, so I'm going to put the dates that I posted these. This was written on July 12, 2007. My grandmother passed away last month. She was 86. My daughter's last day of day care is today. My son will be going into 3rd grade this fall, and my daughter will be in Pre-K. I'm looking forward to school starting, which it starts, August 8. I plan on re-enrolling and finishing up this fall. My birthday is 2 weeks from tomorrow, July 27. I don't' really have anything planned yet. I'm thinking about going to the Neshoba County Fair in Philadelphia, MS. Billy Currington is playing that night. He must be doing something right, cause he damn sure has my eye a looking! And it's for damn sure that I would "Come A Little Closer"! But anyways, I'm not really looking forward to my birthday. It's one more year that's gone by, and I have aged. I'm still single. That's another reason that I'm not looking forward to it. It also means that
March 17, 2007 St. Patrick's Day
I thought that I'd post a blog and let ya'll know how I'm doing... I'm doing pretty good. The kids are good. This week they were out for Spring Break. We didn't go anywhere, I kind of wish that we could have. We just hung out here at home, rented some movies, slept late... lol. My daughter's birthday is next month, she'll be 4. I'm not really sure what I'm going to get her. Any suggestions for a 4 year old girl? As for my love life or my life in genral. There is none. I was seeing someone for about 7 months and we split up because I realized that the things that I want aren't going to change and those things are the things that he didn't want and he wasn't going to change. So we parted ways. Then I started seeing someone for a bit. I haven't seen him in a while. I've talked to him some. I'm not really sure if he even really likes me or what? He says he does, but his actions say something different. I don't know what to do. I want to try to find someone that wants to be with us ( Me and
May 1, 2006
Anyways, I'll keep you posted about how things go. He's coming up here next week-end. I will be a very happy camper come then! Well hello all! I know that that some time has passed since I have posted a blog. Well here it is... I know that you have to be interested in reading this. This is something that's GREAT! And I actually find it better than the day that I got my car. What is it you ask? If you remember reading one of my blogs about a guy from Gulfport, then this is what this is about. I finally got to meet him and his daughter!!!!!! I was originally going to go down there the week -end of the 5th - the 7th but something come up and I was able to go this past week end. It's about a 4 hour trip. It was well worth it. Oh my god! He's is so HOT! I know that's not everything, but it damn sure does help! He does have the sexy voice too. He is a great person. I had to find out for myself. And what he has been telling me is true. But the thing that I find funny about it is, why can
Hurt Me And I Fuck Your Mother
I Hate Niggers (but Not Black People)
I propose that we make it known that 'nigger' should no longer be used or understood as a racial term. Nigger means 'ignorant,' and that's why it was applied to black individuals in the first place; rednecks thought black people were unusually ignorant, and they may or may not have been right. For years, I've used it as a derogatory slang term for 'ignorant urban-style asshole.' You know; your hip-hopping gang-bangers who should have been a wad that ended up on their Mother's lower thigh and made her a clean 20 dollars. I don't hate black people. I hate niggers. Now, like any one, I've noticed that black people are more likely to be niggers. This is because black people, for several reasons, follow a trend of poverty, as well as a pattern of idiocy (not that white people don't do the second.) The poverty is simply because they were put in that position by the government up until the 60s and the trend hasn't died. The idiocy is because many of their black peers usually pressure
My Lyrics...
"Make It All Ok" It Seems These Days Are Endless And You Leave Me in this Mess You Always Interrupt A Day That Was Not Corrupt The World, It's All So Gray Nothing in It, but Your Rain My Internal Organs Are Crushed And My Deepest Art Is Hushed A Resurrection of Feelings I Thought Had Died Black Streams from These Tears That I Have Cried And It's All Going to Be (Chorus): ..Another Wound from Within Another War I Won't Win Another Break in My Heart Just Another Reason to Part/ Unlock My Laughter with Your Key Reveal the Blood I Can't Help but Bleed When Your Words, They Cut So Deep My Nerves They Become So Numb in Me The Touch of the Warmth You Give From the Lies That I Have Lived Contrast the Ice of Your Speech And All the Ways That You Teach And I Know it Will All Be (Chorus): ..Another Wound from Within Another War I Won't Win Another Break in My Heart Just Another Reason to Part/ And it Seem
In Timeless Voids
In Timeless Voids bodies touching, caressing under a star-filled sky only a blind moon watches love act its part the proximity of love sets hearts beating burning with passion needing to be heard revelation of self pure whole expression to a true love undying devotion the time for quiet no sound filters to the moon or the stars but emotions cry scream out with pain love is awake and hears need the air is strong primeval warm sensuous demands answers which must be given time is frozen minutes of pureness gifts of self love fully consolidated whispered emotions expressed tenderly gentle touches waves of love defer to silence deep quiet reigns stars alight in hearts now
I just layed there staring at the wall,.................... Nothing really came to mind just a dull mind numbing blankness. Did i enjoy it you might ask?..........hmmmm....thats hard to Gather.....i suppose even rape victims moan and grunt sorta through the screams and tears.....think it's the worst part of the psychological damage done, myself though i remain refrained part of my desensitized nature. I need a change................i arch up against the wall and face the door, crouch into position. And wait...........................
The Vicious Circle
Distance of space Coolness of tone Absence of touch Degrading humor Zero love And even less tolerance Of me Sparks fear Insecurity Self loathing Turns outward Becomes anger Quickness of mouth Tongue of blades Slicing Not conscious Not intentional Not even understood Precipitates more Distance of space Coolness of tone Absence of touch Degrading humor Zero love And even less tolerance Of me
Enlightenment 17
Heaven is not a certain place. Heaven is anywhere Where there is Harmony.
Too Many Tears
I dont why but for the past few days all I have been doing is crying a lot. I feel like there are many reasons as to why I am crying but I really do not know what they are. All I know is that I feel drained, my eyes are puffy and red, my head hurts, my heart aches, my nerves are going nuts on me. Yet, I do not know what is causing me to be depressed. As of late it feels like a lot of things that is going on in my life is so nuts and confusing. Yet I keep going. I never quit. I am always fighting. But Im depressed... a Fighter depressed? How is that possible? I do not know probably it is because I am tired of fighting... tired of having things like housing issues come about... tired of being without Nate by my side (too more months and he will be with me thats the only plus I have for me right now)... tired of school. I know I am going to be a college grad in a year and a half. But damn I should have been done by now. I am so mad at myself. There thats my answer. I am depresse
Saints Are Winning
You take me by the hand and lead me to a door, although we've never been here we've done it all before. We step inside the bedroom and shut the cold outside, Our eyes meet for a second, and we read each other's minds. The room is getting warmer, As you whisper in my ear, 'let's lie down here together, and make love for all to hear'. You whisper me your fantasy, of me handcuffed to your bed, I put my hands behind me, and say 'you go right ahead'. My eyes close - I'm helpless as you have your wicked way, you won't hear me complaining, the opposite you might say. Fast and slow you take me, I'm yours and you are mine, our breathing becomes faster, We're getting there in time. Hotter, wilder - feels so good, and we know we can't go back, explosion from inside me, fantastic colour against black. I hear your kinky giggle, but you know you can't hold on, You grab my hair with vigour, Like you've wanted me too long. We hold each other tightly, Sa
Come On People...tell Them Dre@mer Sent U
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The Raven, with its glistening purple-black plumage, large size and apparent intelligence has inspired man from ancient times. He is regarded as an omen of both good fortune and bad, carrying the medicine of magic. Europeans often associated the Raven with war, death and departed spirits. But the Raven has not always been associated with death, spirits and darkness. Quite the contrary, the Raven was believed by some to be the bringer of light, truth and goodness. It is the brighter side of the Raven, this intelligence and ingenuity, an ability to use cunning – this association with light, illumination, truth and goodness, that we bring forth here. The ancient Greeks included a Raven in their mythology. They used the terms for “crow” and “raven” interchangeably and in their stories, Corvus, the Crow, is allied with Apollo. It is Apollo whose chariot provides daily passage across the sky for the sun and it is under Apollo’s influence that life was illuminated by truth and exce
Poem Ravens Dream
Ravens Dream In darkness I feel a pull, a kinship, a longing to be whole. I feel detached from the present, the world, the now My time is passed, yet I dwell in this bee’s nest, this world. Why am I here? what purpose unknown? out of context lost in the maelstrom? 6 billion minds fill my head a cacophony of the mundane the bizarre. Where is tranquillity, where is purity of thought, the simple? The beauty of life tainted with selfishness and greed. It saddens my heart, threatens to overwhelm and corrupt my spirit With dark sticky fingers false promises to beguile and dazzle. A candy apple with inner gift gnawing unseen within yet, there may lie the reason for detachment… my defence, a mechanism against the ugly the unclean the unsaid. I look on, insulated from the pain, distant, safe, yet, there is no pleasure in detachment and watching. Judgments sword easy for those who watch, but are detached. I stare into the abyss, confront my soul strive for comprehension
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everything seems like a blur that doesn't pass by fast enough to be forgotten everything seems to tumble together with no recollection of the day before. everything is falling out of place with now way to fix whats gone wrong with the world. everything is cascading with now place to fall and be safe from the things that haunt the darkness of nightmares
new things happen old things forgotten new hopes form old hopes fade new experiences and expectations old experiences teach lessons new memories to be made old memories to fade
Sheez Needs Help!!!!! You Bombers Go Help Her
She is in a give away for a 3 month vip, she has 11,200 comments and needs to get to 25,000 if you guys can help please do so. Have a great week. Here is the photo link,
I want to riot. They have not turned the heat on here yet. I can feel a breeze from outside. That shouldn't happen! The windows should be sealed well enough not to let the air in. Its sucks ass. We are about to start a fire in the middle of JC Whitney right about now. I am frozen stiff.
Do I Miss Her?
I still miss her. Every now and then it occurs to me to call her, but I don't. The other day I found a CD of hers that she lent me - I guess I'll mail it to her. I remember all the hundreds of things she did that told me she loved me - right up to the point where she said she didn't. I still don't believe that. But it's not really her that I miss - it's the person I thought she was, the person she led me to believe she was. Or maybe it's the person she WANTS to be but, for some reason, won't let herself. I don't know and it doesn't matter. It's not her I miss, and that's the reality that keeps me going. Being alone is hard, but I'm beginning to move on. Sometimes I hope I'll get used to being alone and then some other times the thought that I actually might scares the hell out of me.
stormy outside but the storm inside this body is worse the rain from my eyes wont stop the thundering in my ears wont fade the lighting in my head wont dissipate the wind refusing to stop, my heart flopping none will disappear none will go away all i want is peace so i pull out the steel draw a fine red line and savor the pain the rain,thunder,lightining,and wind stop but only untill the pain fades
Sex Facts!
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't Fucking care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different
Husband Store
The Husband Store -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign re ads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. "That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more." So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs,
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Kwanzaa Was Invented By A Black Criminal In Ca
Held each year from December 26 until January 2, Kwanzaa is increasingly seen as an appropriate multicultural alternative to Christmas, a holiday considered too religious and "Eurocentric" for public schools. But there is one not-so-insignificant problem associated with Kwanzaa. While many teachers believe it to be an ancient African harvest festival, it was actually born, not in pre-colonial West Africa, but in 1960s southern California. It is, in fact, the brainchild of African-American radical activist, academic and convicted felon Ron Karenga. In 1969, two rival radical groups battled for control of the UCLA black studies program: the Black Panthers and the lesser-known US, or United Slaves, led by Karenga. Both groups sauntered around campus carrying loaded guns. Perhaps inevitably, violence erupted. As David Horowitz recalls in Radical Son, Black Panther John Higgins was "murdered--along with Al 'Bunchy' Carter--on the UCLA campus by members of Ron Karenga's organization."
I have way to many friends if I dont talk to you regularly im probably going to remove you. I am doing this to better manage my list
Summer Camp Counselor
I wanted to get showered early so I would get a good start on my first day as a camp counselor. The first set of campers would not show up for two weeks yet, but there was preliminary work to do, and I had never been a camp counselor before. I nervously stepped out from my cabin, wearing only a robe and beach sandals, and headed for the communal shower/toilet that served this cluster of cabins. I hadn't walked around out in the open naked for a year or so and wearing just the robe began to get me horny. Being early, I would be able to get some relief in the shower. I stepped into the bathhouse and was startled to hear a guy's voice, telling someone to 'Suck it deep, baby'. I slowly stepped toward the shower room and peeked around the corner. There on the floor was Janet, a senior counselor. She was in charge of the cabin next to mine. She was also on her hands and knees, with one cock in her mouth and a second cock in her cunt. Two well-built (and naked) male counselors were pump
Uefa Champions League : Group A Table
UEFA Champions League : Group A Table 03 October 2007 21:38 P W D L F A GD PTS 1 Marseille 2 2 0 0 3 0 3 6 2 FC Porto 2 1 1 0 2 1 1 4 3 Liverpool 2 0 1 1 1 2 -1 1 4 Besiktas 2 0 0 2 0 3 -3 0 UEFA Champions League : Group B Table 03 October 2007 21:38 P W D L F A GD PTS 1 Chelsea 2 1 1 0 3 2 1 4 2 Valencia 2 1 0 1 2 2 0 3 3 Schalke 04 2 1 0 1 2 1 1 3 4 Rosenborg 2 0 1 1 1 3 -2 1 UEFA Champions League : Group C Table 03 October 2007 21:39 P W D L F A GD PTS 1 Olympiakos 2 1 1 0 4 2 2 4 2 Real Madrid 2 1 1 0 4 3 1 4 3 Lazio 2 0 2 0 3 3 0 2 4 Werder Bremen 2 0 0 2 2 5 -3 0 UEFA Champions League : Group D Table 03 October 2007 21:39 P W D L F A GD PTS 1 Shakhtar Donetsk 2 2 0 0 3 0 3 6 2 Celtic 2 1 0 1 2 3 -1 3 3 AC Milan 2 1 0 1 3 3 0 3 4 Benfica 2 0 0 2 1 3 -2 0 UEFA Champions League : Group E Table 23 October 2007 01:00 P W D L F A GD PTS 1 Barcelona 3 2 1 0 5 0 5 7 2 Rangers 3 2 1 0 5 1 4
Wildfires Force California Exodus
Wildfires force California exodus More than 500,000 people have been ordered to leave their homes to escape wildfires in California in the biggest US evacuation since Hurricane Katrina. Fierce winds are fanning fast-moving fires that have ravaged land from Santa Barbara to the Mexican border. The fires have left three dead, burned down 1,300 homes and businesses, and are threatening 68,000 more properties. President George W Bush will visit the state on Thursday, after declaring a state of emergency in seven counties. A White House spokeswoman said Mr Bush, whose administration was accused of a sluggish response to Hurricane Katrina on the Gulf Coast two years ago, wanted to "witness first-hand" the crisis. TACKLING THE FLAMES 8,000 firefighters - including a number of prison teams 1,500 national guards 50 helicopters 55 firefighting planes Source: Office of Emergency Services Battling the inferno Readers' experiences Are you affected? Up t
what's going on everyone my world just keeps getting crazy and screwed up the good thing is no more sucidal thoughts or attemps a few pagan holidays are comming up and i'm still at a job that i love. the bad things are finding that special one to spend those holidays with one of my bosses that i want to fucking kill and problems at home that ar getting worse ... so if u have any suggestions that could help feel free to send them ....
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Being Naughty
Maryanne took out the pins holding her sun streaked brunette hair. Every night she sat in front of her computer decoding the harmful viruses created by hackers so that the security of the software companies that she worked for would not be breached. She found it easier to relate to her computer than it was to relate to people, but a few years ago when she had just begun freelancing her talent, she wasn’t able to pay the bills. That’s when it had all started, that’s when she began working for the local escort service. It wasn’t much really; making a few bucks, showing lonely guys a good time. But if the price was right, and it usually was once a gentleman had taken a look at her long legs and tiny waist, more could always be negotiated. After her freelancing business took off she found that the extra cash wasn’t the only thing that kept her in the escort service business, it was the thrill, the excitement of being able to live out her fantasies without judgment. Slipping on her favorit
Korn In Phx 2007
What Do You Do
what do you do when you feel so alone when you know that your on your own,How do you live when lifes not worth it and no matter how hard you try your never good enough. Where do you go when theres no one to turn to no shoulder to cry on no love of your own,does that thought of dieing alone scare you or make you feel at comfort cause you know it would happen all along? This is for everyone who feel so alone, who is all on there own and has no one to lean on, I to am all alone with no one but me to rely on and the part that hurts the most is that I dont want to be that way I just have to be...
This guy just moved in next door. He is about 5'10, big build, muscular arms, and a nice smile. You watched him move in, but never went outside to meet him. You did watch for signs of a woman, but didn't notice anything. You like to tease, and you have noticed this man staring at your house. You know he has seen you inside. Since the house has been vacant for sometime, you sometimes forget to close the blinds when you are walking around in a towel or not quite dressed in the morning. So you know he has seen you at sometime with very little on. The thought excites you. That night you purposely leave your bedroom blinds open. You slowly undress, knowing he is watching. You unbutton your shirt, showing a lacy demi bra underneath. You walk across the room so he can see you fully before you pull down your tight short shorts. You turn and face the window so he can see the matching lacy underwear. You unclip your bra and let it fall from your shoulders. exposing your magnificent breasts
Peoples Feelings!
Some people on here use this site to boost thier own egos. The way they pretend to care for others. They want you to love and miss them when they are not around but it is a tool they use to try to get people to care about them more then they should. I love and care for all my friends but I am not going to fall in love with anyone on this site. The love I have to share with people in my personal life is special to me and I will not give it out to just anyone.I enjoy flirting and chatting as well as the next person but I am not going to lie and tell someone I feel something for them I do not. I am not stupid nor ignorant enough to believe anyones statements of undying love or careing when u have never met me other then on here. I am not one to be manipulated buy people who seem to think I have no self respect. Do not believe for one second just because you flirt with me and tell me you care that I will believe it at all. I am well aware that I am not the only one you chat so it is safe t
Hospital Update
As I promised all who cares and update of our stay here the surgery was without a hitch the place tomorrow we get to ditch Justin does not have HIV afterall the doctor made a wrong call he read the files of another Justin I'm glad now my head can stop spinning. Thank you all for the kind thoughts and now that is all I have got. Thanks friends and family wont be here tomorrow, will be traveling.
I Need A Salute
I need a salute to level up, but I'm too lazy. Anyway, I have a question for you guys. Marc and I have been living in this city now for about 2 months. We're not regular drinkers (we usually never drink until we go to London, ON). But I just know I want to get wasted this weekend, but I have NO clue where there are any bars, clubs or pubs. I looked under the yellow pages under the respectable categories, and even under wasted, but I can't find any. You have any idea how to go about finding them other than driving around this huge city? haha.
The Edge Of Darkness
The Edge of Darkness by vanak23 © All characters are simple figments of my imagination and are 18 years of age or older. * "Is it the beast you fear?" She asked quietly. The small, dark skinned girl in front of her did not look up to where the soft, feminine voice came from. Her dark, tight curls were matted to the side of her face, sweat trickling down the tip of her nose only to be knocked off when her young body was slammed forward repeatedly by the man behind her. This had gone on for over an hour and the youthful body of Rhonda Jameson was beginning to bruise as the large man behind her continued to pound his cock into her nearly dry pussy. The price for a rock was one that she had paid numerous times over the last year, a piece of ass for a bit of relief in her drug driven life. She didn't mind fucking, it was her second favorite pastime next to drug use and if she could get both then life was good...except this time. Oh, she had been beaten and roughed up before
I sat around all day deliv my fuckin load, that i couldnt pick up my load to take now i wait all nite at a truck stop. The one good thing is that a lot lizard (Hooker) came up 2 me...lmao! didnt take her up on it..i was 2 tired by then...lmao!...Now im waiting in Baltimore ...YUCK! Finally make it back down to Va....and im so fucking tired...lmao!...Im so it fri yet?
Blind Eye
scratch and claw your way to me setting souls afire eternally inside the night ive always been another journey seems to end im on that road once again always a blind eye to sin skin to skin face to to face spread thin nothing that time cant erase clash of souls bitter words silence falls upon the world only light shines down on the scene is it real or is it just a dream changing the season of sin another road seems to end im lost in thought once again and soon my blind eye begins
Injured Diana Spoke, Witness Says
Injured Diana spoke, witness says Last Updated: Thursday, 25 October 2007, 14:50 GMT 15:50 UK E-mail this to a friend Printable version Injured Diana spoke, witness says Witnesses said photographers gathered round the wreckage Princess Diana repeated the words "oh, my God" as she lay hurt in car wreckage while photographers took pictures, a witness has told her inquest. Volunteer firefighter Damian Dalby said he ran towards the smoking car to try to help. He said he was not hampered by the handful of photographers gathered. Another witness said he heard a photographer shout "she's alive". Diana, her companion Dodi Al Fayed, and driver Henri Paul died as a result of the Paris crash on 31 August, 1997. Mr Dalby, appearing at the London inquest via videolink from Paris, said: "There was smoke emanating from the vehicle. I wanted to stop the battery but I couldn't." Camera flashes The car's rear, right hand side door was open, and a photogra
~sassy~brat~ Is In A Contest And She Needs Our Help
She is her first contest, she is awesome and is always helping out. Please rate her and comment her as much as possible. Thank you all her is the photo link:
Have A Wicked Hollows Eve Everyone
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m
Ive Had Alot Of Things
I dont know what to do... my friend ask me if i would break up with my boyfriend that i am with now for my ex who is my very first love, and i said yes... isnt that bad.. i know i just dont know what to do anymore. I think i am falling in love with my boyfriend now, but then i dont know what to do... it sucks.. then my ex boyfriend is talking to this SLUT who i know i will hate and it hurts me. why should it right, im with someone else and he doesnt know yet.... but i dont know yet... i jsut need help UGHHH someone please tell me what to do
Coming To Terms B
Coming To Terms _________________________________________________ Smiling shyly, Gwen shook her head, "No, it's Gwen. Gwen Stacy. You're Betty Brant, aren't you? You work with Peter?" "Gwen! Of course, I'm sorry. How could I forget you?" Betty mock-hit hersef in the forehead and continued, "Yes, I work at the Bugle. For Jolly Jonah, himself actually. Is this your first time to the Pink Rabbit?" Gwen nodded and Betty went on, "Well, this will be quite an interesting night for you, I promise." "Betty, aren't you going to introduce me to your pretty friend?" the other brunette said. "I'm sorry, Jane. Gwen Stacy, this is Jane Foster. Jane, this is Gwen." Gwen shook Jane's hand and felt the woman's fingers trail along her palm as they released their grip. Gwen felt a not unpleasant thrill at that. "Jane works as a dental assistant uptown," Betty said to Gwen. "Yes, it's a glamorous job, but someone has to do it!" Jane said as all three laughed.
Deleted Scenes: Spiderman 2 A
Deleted Scenes: Spiderman 2 by MasterOkime © Deleted Scenes This was a scene that the actors adlibbed that was deleted in the Spiderman 2 movie. Deleted Scene #1 Chocolate Cake girl “Hi Pete, would you like some chocolate cake?” “Yes that would be nice.” The girl left, she was the daughter of the landlord, Peter racked his brains trying to remember her name, Anna something….Annaka….Annalynn…. Annameka, he remembered. Annameka walked back in arms laden with two glasses of milk and two pieces of chocolate cake. They ate in silence, Peter chewing thoughtfully as he checked out Annameka, and Annameka checking Peter out, the object of her desires, the person she dreamt about every night, and here he was eating her chocolate cake laced with an aphrodisiac. Peter’s finished eating and downed his glass of milk. “Thanks Annameka that was great.” He said. She nodded, and blushed, she picked up the dishes and walked to the door slowly counting to twenty as she slowly shu
We Dont Lose Worth
Sometimes we just need to be reminded! A well-known speaker started off his seminar by: holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this." He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. "No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make
The Examination Ch. 01 B
The Examination Ch. 01 by vargas111 © "Amaka tells me you became extremely aroused during the breast examination. Is that right?" Again Kathy nodded. "Nothing to worry about. It's typical of a highly sexed young woman like you who has not been having sufficiently frequent sexual intercourse. In fact, I believe you are still aroused even though Amaka helped you reach climax already," the Dr. remarked as he slid a finger into Kathy's pussy. Although Kathy had no memory of even having on the earphones, she had become wet again, as the tape had taught her she needed frequent sex and made a number of suggestions on behavior modifications to help her achieve this goal. "Is it true that you that you have not had intercourse in over a week?" the doctor asked. Kathy nodded again, although it was hard to concentration anything except the doctor's hand in her pussy. "That's way too long, Kathy. A highly sexed girl like you should never go a full day without getting fucked, isn't that ri
I Enjoy You
To my friends, have a nive weeken. greatings from Polland. Kiss and love Keesxx
Batgirl Risks All Ch. 03 B
Batgirl Risks All Ch. 03 by Angelique Bouchette © "Ho, hum!" he muttered, stifling a yawn, and ejecting the videotape. He slipped in the surveillance tape for the main storeroom, and wound it forward for awhile, before pressing the play button. "This one's a real waste of time!" he thought. "Nothing ever happens in the storeroom!" The monitor lit up, and he sat forward, as two familiar female figures appeared on the screen. He lent forward, and turned up the volume. "What about you, young lady?" exclaimed the familiar image of Barbara Gordon. "I could hardly believe my eyes, when I realized it was you doing that sexy striptease act! What on Earth possessed you to do it, Jenny? You've got a bright future, right here in the library, you don't need to descend to that sort of thing!" "I needed the money!" replied the slightly shorter figure of Jenny Goodbody. Tom dragged his chair closer. "Now, THIS looks interesting!" he chortled to himself. "It's my younger brother!" J
Women Have More Sex...
Women Have More Sex The human female is the only female regardless of species, who is willing, eager, and able to have sexual intercourse during times when she is not biologically ready to conceive and become pregnant. Moreover, she has evolved secondary sexual characteristics which continually advertise her sexual receptivity, as well as the cognitive capacity to employ cosmetics, perfumes, and colorful clothing which emphasize and exaggerate her sexuality. It should be obvious that the human female has not evolved swollen distended breasts and a large derriere, and is not putting all this effort into displaying and advertising her sexuality so as to attract and mate with just a single male. Females advertise in order to attract and have sex with multiple males, and sometimes other females. Almost all non-human primate species that exhibit genital swelling live in multi-male groups (Clutton-Brock and Harvey, 1976; Fedigan, 1992; Wallis, 199
Saw Iv A Quick Review
Just came back from seeing saw 4, and have to say it was ok, did not like it as much as the others, because the twist was a let down this time. but i wont spoil it but there was still fun to be had, there was alot more gore this time round. you never went more then 10 mins without seein some red stuff on screen the traps was good to, (some of the traps was a 2 player game) the movie was left open for another saw. so i guess we will see another one in a year or 2 sorry my review is not very long but its hard 2 say anything else without using spoilers but i gave it 8/10 on imdb heres a quick clip of saw 4 (tiny bit of blood) have a good weekend
Come Join The Party
COME AND TRY US OUT. ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS CLICK THE LINK BELOW AND IN YA GO. ALL THE PEOPLE IN HERE ARE THE FRIENDLIEST ON FUBAR.YOU COULD BE JOINING THE FASTEST GROWING LOUNGE ON FUBAR AND HAVING FUN WITH THE CROWD Standard Radio Incorporated The Official SweetBabyGirl's UnderGround Den Of Desires Radio Station * Live DJ's Brodcasting * Live Request * Interactive DJ's * Killer Tunes 24/7 />
Saw 4 Review
The Metal Guru’s Movie Review (SAW4) Jigsaw and his apprentice Amanda are dead. Upon the news of Detective Kerry's murder, two seasoned FBI profilers, Agent Strahm (Scott Patterson) and Agent Perez, arrive at the depleted police precinct and help veteran Detective Hoffman (Costas Mandylor) sift through Jigsaw's latest grizzly game of victims and piece together the puzzle. However, when SWAT Commander Rigg, the last officer untouched by Jigsaw (Tobin Bell), is suddenly abducted and thrust into the madman's harrowing game, the officer has but ninety minutes to overcome a series of interconnected traps...or face the deadly consequences.. ok first off great fuckin movie, lots of blood, gore and very graphic sceans, some very unique traps to that not even my twisted mind coulda thought up! my only complaint about this movie though is it was too short. was only like an hour and 40 mins or somethin like that....i do have some advice though for those who are going to see this mo
I'm a tad sad,i'm leaving home.A house isn't a home when you feel all alone-watching someone you know,who's heart isn't in it.When all you do is argue and fight-when you lay with them at the end of the night,when it gives you the creeps,something just isn't right.A shudder from a touch,a glare from a stare,I look into his eyes,and the love's no longer there.
My Match
His arms enfold me wrap me like a blanket Safe and Warm His whispers sweet words so sincere Comforting and Loving His touch gentle handles me with care Caressing and Soft His heart is pure open to mine Honest and True His friendship devoted there for my every need Listens and Cares My heart filled feelings of love and uncertainty Excited and Overjoyed
Playing Bunco......
For years now, a group of my friends and I have been getting together once a month to play "Bunco", a friendly dice game. We are all close to the same age and it is really just an excuse to get together, socialize and have some fun with "the girls." One particular evening proved to be a very pleasurable time for myself and my friend Kelly. We are both married and have been good friends for a long time. Several years ago when our children were much younger, the "Bunco Club" was an excuse to get away from our families for an evening. Each of the Bunco Club members would take turns hosting the monthly gathering and come up with different prizes and other fun activities. Husbands and children of the hostess would disappear for the evening so we could talk about anything and everything. Somewhere along the line, we began watching x-rated videos at our Bunco parties. I'm not even sure how that practice got started, but we would watch them, laugh at the poor acting and make comparisons
It's A Lazy Weekend Morning
It's a lazy weekend morning, and I snuggle closer to you. As you feel my arms wrap around you and pull you closer, you ask, "Are you ready to get up and out of bed?" I reply, “Get up, yes, but not to get out of bed yet." You turn towards me and I kiss your lips. Gently at first, but more passion with each one. My hand caresses your cheek, as I kiss down your neck. Turning toward me to give my mouth and tongue access to your breasts and stiffening nipples. Smothering your right nipple with kisses, I knead your left breast with my right hand. Placing the very tip of my tongue against your breast, I trace figure eights across your nipple. Looking at your eyes sparkle, and listening to your breathing deepen, I cup the outside of your lovely breasts and let my tongue ride across the curves like a erotic rollercoaster. Down from your right nipple to your inner breast, then up to your left nipple. Finishing by treating your left nipple to more figure eights with my tongue. Then going back to
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Y Chocolate Is Better Than Sex Lol
1. You can GET chocolate. 2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. 3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. 5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. 6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother. 7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind. 8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names. 9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate. 10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers. 11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. 12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. 13. With chocolate there's no need to fake it. 14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant. 15. You can have chocolate at anytime of the month. 16. Good chocolate is easy to find. 17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as yo
A lost cause that never finds Troubled dreams and faded lines Forever drowning and cursed to be Losing touch and touch to see Tortured mind and hungered soul Loss of love; burnt out coal Tears of acid running dry Reality fading as I cry Hollow screams echo here Smell of twisted dying fear Smile of chaos; burning blood Lies of misery; sound of mud False hope and blinding pain Courage hiding and bleeding rain Sighs of passion and thirst of life Blurry visions an angry knife Imprisoned happiness locked up tight Lost the key end of sight Whispering voices; a trembling sound Fading faces that cannot be found Deceiving friends; Family of solitude Creating a world of low altitude Lingering worry and Deafening silence Bounded hurt; Scars of violence Brain of madness; feelings of war Captured imagination becoming soar Moving images captivating danger Alluring time; reflecting a stranger Cruel sincerity a broken sign Fantasy legend; wisdom of mine Pai
Daddy's Hookers And Momma's Whores
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr..... I've been pretty much in a fucked-off mood all evening... It all started with a bit of sarcastic humor, which escalated to sarcastic silly strange wit. To the fuckers that have pissed me off or made me tick tonight, ya'll are daddy's hookers and momma's whores. To everyone else, love me or hate me.... who gives a rat's ass.
Another Lame Poser
Angelbaby@ fubar Yes folks, Its true...Someone else is posing as me yet again.... The kicker on this one is that I asked them NICELY in a profile comment to delete MY pics that they boosted from a free site and what did they do?? Can you guess?? ......... ........... ............ ............. They blocked me....And added MORE pics of me....The nerve! Please go show them the PROPER Fubar love they deserve for impersonating me.... Thanks!
I've Got A Job..finally Lol
heh yes finally ya gurl got a job...bout i wont be on here much
Dry Tears
I want to cry dry tears because I never knew that life was worth a second's pain until I fell for you. I want to cry dry tears because I lost my nerve and threw myself in anger into less than I deserved. I want to cry dry tears because you'll never know the way I'm overwhelmed by you and how you don't let go. I want to cry dry tears but now I know what's true . I was scared to say at first, but I'm in love with you.
I had nothing left to live for Nothing left in hope Then you showed up with a spark A fire, a storm aroused within me A seed was sown, and you were the needle Piercing into me with silver dreams
I'm Trying But If Anyone Can Help I Would Be Super Greatful!
So I'm trying to get back into the photography again....more a lot more. I'm trying to get my pictures together as well as trying to design a symbol w/ a name to start watermarking all my photos with. the designing of the symbol seems to be the hardest thing for me at this point because of copyright and everything. I want to design it but i may end up seeking help from god knows who. I miss doing it and doing it last weekend and this weekend made me relize how much i really do miss it. I passed up a lot that i want to take photos of last week but i know where everything is and hopefully will be going back up this week and getting everything. My best friends sister wrote me an email i guess jen *my friend* told her sister I was getting back into it and that the stuff i was showing her was professional quality. The sis said i was her new competion in town which is completely not true as i have her work hanging in my house not my own. I do it for fun but I want to start doing it m
Now Thats Just Damn Funny!
So im posting alot of blogs today...kinda in a funk kinda mood..and cant get my thoughts out in ive chosen to post it in video and lyrical form....Now the funny part of this whole thing is.....I was informed by someone that these forms of "my" expression are for my stash area and not "my" blogs....hmmmm im confused (no not really just being sarcastic) let me back track a bit here...."I" being me, trish , being the one who "signed" up for this account and the password holder , the person who signs into every day, checks the email, does the so called "house keeping" ...Dont i make the decision to what goes into my "blog" area and MY stash area? ...I dont know maybe im just a little bit dumb...but isnt any and all form of expression permitted ???...Well let me just clear this up for you folks out there that are the ones actually confused about this...first and foremost...i dont post my blogs for you...yes i allow you access to them, but they are not for your benefit...they are
Princess Heart
Is Anybody There?
This essay is on Spiritualism, and I doubt if any subject has had so many essays written with the same title. This is because the question is fundamental to the practice. When a medium attempts to contact the dead, she asks a double-edged question. So IS there anybody there? Is the question a general inquiry as to if anyone has come through yet, or is it more fundamental? Or is it a skeptical inquiry, trying to decide whether there could be anyone there in the first place? Gladys Leonard: A typical medium was Gladys Leonard. When her mother died, Gladys opened her eyes one night and found her standing by the bed. It wasn’t a shock to her, for she had been having heaven-like visions since she was a child. But it was the final piece of the jig-saw which turned this Lancashire woman into one of Britain’s most famous Spiritualist mediums. Going on to work for forty years with her spirit guide, Feda, her greatest fame came during World War One, when she would contact the war dead. Amongst t
Help My Friend Quuen Of Hearts Win A Vip
help my friend queen of hearts win her first vip please and thank you they made a deal with me the deal is that i do 500 comments and i get at least 5 ppl to do 50 comments her hubby king of hearts will give me a free tattoo so if you would come by and show your love im not worried about the tattoo i just want her to win that vip so she can send some 11s your way also we know we love to see them 11s so come on over and show you love and comment bomb her pic here is the link now all u have to do is click on it and start bombing away
It's Her Birthday... Show Her Love
Hey all... it's hot momma's birthday.Please come show her love. ♥Ħõŧ Mõmmã♥
A Song
If I was to declare my love, To a girl With sightless eyes- Then I would do it through song; So she would understand how I feel. A song Can touch parts of you That fingers cannot reach, Words can signify the underlie That beautifully innocent eyes can’t see Meanings stemmed from feelings which Mirror from me, to you Back to me Are emphasized unfathomably When written in a song. She doesn’t have to see my love For the feeling to be real Even if sightless eyes can’t see The importance Of our conflicts- -The story of this song-- And even if deaf ears can’t hear The message that I’m giving, Whispered words, hidden invisibly, It doesn’t matter, Understanding will come in time colors are willing to wait Until her eyes are no longer blind A song Can’t win wars as The sun can’t control time, But the beautiful thing about a song Is that the meaning is always there, Waiting to be seen by an eye that’s keen, Ready, and able to try And find The understanding why
Those Who Want To Add Me.......
Don't bother sending a request for me to add you if your just doing it for points or doing it to see how many friends you can have.And don't add me if you are wanting a piece of ass,I'm not here looking for a fuck buddy or here to be a fuck buddy for you,I am a bitch ,I don't play games with anyone so if you are wanting to get to know me thats fine but others can keep looking ,don't bother sending a request.If you don't like my attitude, tough this is me and I'm not changing to please anyone,I am a sweet person if you take the time to really get to know me.I've met very good people on here that i'll keep as friends but those who sent add request then never talk to me since or those who are looking for a piece of ass or to play games have been deleted. I am here strickly to make friends and possibly met them nothing else.
Political Bumpersticker Slogans
These are very liberal, so if you are incapable of tolerating opinions other than your own, then please leave. -The Labor Movement: The folks who brought you the weekend -I think, therefore I'm dangerous -Your silence will not protect you -Speak your mind, even if your voice shakes -Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich -Assume nothing -Never have so few taken so much from so many for so long -Ignore your rights and they'll go away -We don't have a democracy. We have an auction -Bipartisanship: I'll hug your elephant if you kiss my ass -You measure democracy by the freedom it gives its dissidents, not the freedom it gives its assimilated conformists -Dissent is the highest form of patriotism -The most violent element in society is ignorance -Question Authority -I think, therefore I don't listen to Rush Limbaugh -The road to Hell is paved with Republicans -If you're not outraged, then you are not paying attention
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions". "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s ad 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree". "A Christmas tree?" "Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."
Fuck You
Fuck You Fuck love Fuck emotions Fuck desire Fuck devotion Fuck honesty Fuck dedication Fuck intrigue Fuck temptation Fuck happiness Fuck mystery Fuck deceit Fuck reality Fuck attachment Fuck your lies Fuck relationships Fuck good-byes Fuck everything You’ve put me through Most importantly, Fuck you!
Big Wow!!
Sooo....I am having a hard time sleeping. Why?? It could be the fact that my stomache is still hurting from that damn burger I at earlier. It could be because my phone is going nuts with Andy's text messages and it could be the fact that one of Andy's friends was talking to me online and decided to tell me that while Andy and I were "broken up" Andy could do nothing but talk about me and how awesome I was and how much he missed me and how he was afraid thay I wouldn't want him back. How sweet!!!!! That totally made by day!!! Then....I was told that he decided to go RING HUNTING!!!!!! I knew that after 2 1/2 yrs that it would happen soon. I was devistated when we broke up but refused to date because I was still hoping that what I felt was real and that we would get back together. There is no one in the world that means more to me than him. He is amazing and I can not imagine my life without him!!! I still can't believe it...RING HUNTING!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Weird Lil Article
The Outside of His Lower Lip The male mouth is an obvious moan zone. But zeroing in on that slope between his outside lower lip and chin will bring ultraintense bliss to his kisser. We've discovered that this tiny, delicate curve is packed with extrasensitive nerve receptors, says Lou Paget, author of The Big O and a certified sex educator. Manhandle-him move: While making out, suck his lower lip into your mouth. Use the tip of your tongue to stroke up and down mere millimeters below it. "That motion stimulates the whole erogenous zone in a teasing way, which will put him on the erotic edge," says Paget. "And by keeping his lower lip inside yours, you magnify the sensation. It'll feel as if electric currents are shooting from his mouth straight to his member." The Front of His Neck Women tend to pay oral attention to the sides of his neck between his ear and his collar — but it turns out they're missing the major stimulation spot: just below his Adam's apple. "The thyroid,
We do away with your kind Countdown to exterminate the human race 0, 3, 2, 1 Let chaos entwine On defenseless soil Remove errors of man And sweep all the weakening kind I am war, I am pain I am all you've ever slain I am tears in your eyes I am grief, I am lies Bygone are tolerance And presence of grace Scavengers are set out To cleanse the human filth parade I am pure, I am true I am all over you I am laugh, I am smile I am the earth defiled I am the cosmic storms I am the tiny worms I am fear in the night I am bringer of the blight Earth successfully erased.
Is It Just Me?
Or do people have no concept of what MILF really means around here. Just sayin'
Me - Pain Control =evil
I am me. I have a horrible disease. I have TREMENDOUS pain. I am, unfortunately, out of pain meds. Today is October 30, the birthday of my brother, who's incarcerated, and my uncle, who's been gone since 1981. Today is not a good day for me. I can't go see my brother because I don't have gas money. I can't go visit my uncle's grave because I can't walk. I am not suicidal. I do sometimes harm myself, but not others. Not unless thay REALLY deserve it. I do not pray for death, but I invite it, if only to stop the pain. My pain is a double edged sword, it is my pennance here on earth. It is reparations for my sins. However, most of my sins are nothing compared to others. My pain is my conscience, because without it, I'd no longer have one. Folks say that, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger." Fuck that. I should be over in the Sandbox doing what I do best. Not a goddamned crippled 30 year old man. Hell, it's been 7 years, and now the docs ain't even sure what's wrong with me anymore
pain is the way the body tells us to quit, pain is the way the body says submit. Pain is the way we take control, Pain is the way we lose control. Pain is the way we know ourselves. Pain is the way, I want to feel.
My Life
Well this is a treat. My life as told by me. I will start by saying my life is as real as it gets there is no fairytale to it. My life is the way it is because i choose it and if it sounds like a fairytale than it's because your life is so boring you have to try and analyze mine. For those who think they know me and my life i wish you the best of luck in your failure in life as anyone who thinks they know anything. To the very select few that have the privliage of kowing everything about me Iam sorry you have to see this. My life is a story of triumph and failure, I do not live in a fairytale or anything of the like, I believe that whatever I can see i can make happen. For those that have no vision or ambition in their life iam sorry dont blame or take it out on me. Yes i came from a broken family when i was born my father and mother didnt want me so therefore i was left with the people that adopted my real father. From the time i was 2 to 5 i was molested by my older brother and over
U2: Where The Streets Have No Name
God I Love Type O
A cross upon her bedroom wall From grace she will fall An image burning in her mind And between her thighs A dying god-man full of pain When will you cum again ? Before him beg to serve or please On your back or knees Theres no forgiveness for her sins Prefers punishment ? Would you suffer eternally Or internally ? For her lust Shell burn in hell Her soul done medium well All through mass manual stimulation Salvation Body of christ She needs The body of christ Shed like to know god Ooh love god Feel her god Inside of here - deep inside of her
Be My Druidess
Be my druidess Be my everything Be my druidess Be mine Around the dyre, a circle of thirteen Thoughout these woods, ecstatic screams I look deeply into your eyes I smell your hair, caress your thighs Now well make love by fire light A blaze so high it lights the night Long fingernails dug in my skin Yourself so wet invites me in Our lust increased feeds desire As we combust, yeah we on fire I feel you shake so deep inside O oh scream my name and hold me tight Ill do anything to make you come
My Girlfriend's Girlfriend (for Sooo Many Reasons I Love This Song)
Its no secret were close As sweaty velcro Like latex, fur and feathers Stuck together Now In their 62 vette Sharing one cigarette In a black light trance then Go go dance Then Go go trance Then They keep me warm on cold nights We must be quite a sight In our meat triangle All tangled Wow My girlfriends girlfriend She looks like you My girlfriends girlfriend Shes my girl too Her and me an her and she and me An uncrowded couple are we three Hey we dont care what people say When walking hand in hand down kings highway Two for one today My girlfriends girlfriend She looks like you My girlfriends girlfriend Shes my girl
Robert Goulet
Robert Goulet 1933-2007 October 30, 2007 Robert Goulet, the legendary star of stage, screen, television and recordings, was pronounced dead at 10:17am today. He had been suffering from a rapidly progressive pulmonary fibrosis, a condition that is most often fatal. Most treatments are ineffectual. The only successful treatment is lung transplantation. Mr. Goulet had been in intensive care at Cedars Sinai since October 14, 2007. At the time of his death his wife of 25 years, Vera Goulet, who has been with him constantly since his hospitalization, was holding his hand until his last breath. Also present were his two sons Christopher and Michael along with his longtime friend and family physician Dr. David Kipper. He is survived by his wife, his two sons, his daughter Nicolette, and his two grandchildren Jordan and Solange. The family is grateful for all of the support from his friends and fans but requests that their privacy be respected at this difficult time. Details of
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Growing Older
The other day a young person asked me how I felt about being old. I was taken aback, for I do not think of myself as old. Upon seeing my reaction, she was immediately embarrassed, but I explained that it was an interesting question, and I would ponder it, and let her know. Old Age, I decided, is a gift. I am now, probably for the first time in my life, the person I have always wanted to be. Oh, not my body! I sometime despair over my body, the wrinkles, the baggy eyes, and the sagging butt. And often I am taken aback by that old person that lives in my mirror (who looks like my mother!), but I don't agonize over those things for long. I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving family for less gray hair or a flatter belly. As I've aged, I've become more kind to myself, and less critical of myself. I've become my own friend. I don't chide myself for eating that extra cookie, or for not making my bed, or for buying that silly cement gecko that I didn't
Just Venting
okay so i was wondering mayb some men could answer it for me a bit... why do me always make all these promises n they dont keep them... why do men say stuff that they think a female wants to hear just to get in their pants n then when they get what they want they call her all kinds of names or if they get what they want shes a bitch n a whore n all that stuff.. why are men DOGS.. cant men keep their piece n their paints for once.. why do men always think that just because one female is a whore n likes to show her stuff off that all other females are like that... i have learned that MEN dont want a WOMAN they want a WHORE someone that looks all slutty they want someone that looks nasty n talks all loud n stuff just an imbarressment.. men dont want a ture loving WOMAN that they can bring home to mom. what ever FYI:IM NOT A SLUT I DONT DRESS LIKE ON IM A YOUNG LADY SO TREAT ME LIKE ONE IM NOT LIKE MOST OF THESE GIRLS ON HERE THATS BENT ALL OVER N SIT SHOWIN THEIR ASSES N STU
Written for a friend...what I heard through his words...just listen Brother when you weep for me Remember that it was meant to be Lay me down and when you leave Remember I'll be at your sleeve In every dark and choking hall I'll be there as you slowly crawl On every roof in driving snow I'll hold your coat and you will know In cellars hot with searing heat At windows where a gate you meet In closets where young children hide You know I'll be there at your side The house from which I now respond Is overstaffed with heroes gone Men who answered one last bell Did the job and did it well As firemen we understand That death's a card dealt in our hand A card we hope we never play But one we hold there anyway That card is something we ignore As we crawl across a weakened floor For we know that we're the only prayer For anyone that might be there So remember as you wipe your tears The joy I knew throughout the years As I did the job I loved to do I pray "suffocate" Lovin The Hell Out Of This Song
I Am Makin Progress
well if some of you don't know i was in a car accident a month ago...well tuesday of this week i went and talked to a lawyer and he is helping me with taking the person i was in a car accident with to court...i am still having trouble from my car accident..part of my right knee i can't feel i can touch it and everything but can't feel it...since my accident i have been getting really bad headaches every single day and they hurt like a mofo hopefully my head gets better but i doubt it...also since my accident i have been afraid of being with any1 that puts their car in friend that i was with when it happened put her car in reverse and stomped on the gas and we ran into a post office...its funny now but no we did not check the mail while we where there...we tried to make sure they had a drive through!!!! i laugh about it and not only that but i am going to see what my lawyer plans on doing...i kno he wants me to see if she has insurance on her car the car that we ran
Love Comes Walking In
contact is all that it takes to change your life, to lose your place in time contact asleep or awake coming around you may wake up to find questions deep within your eyes now more than ever you realize and then you sense a change nothin' feels the same all your dreams are strange love comes walkin' in some kind of alien waits for the opening simply pulls a string another world some other time you lay your sanity on the line familiar faces familiar sights reach back, remember with all your might ooh, and there she stands in a silken gown silver lights shinin' down and then you sense a change nothin' feels the same all your dreams are strange love comes walkin' in some kind of alien waits for the opening simply pulls a string love comes walkin' in oh, sleep and dream that's all I crave I travel far across the milky way to my master I've become a slave 'til we meet again some other day where silence speaks as loud as war earth retu
I See How It Is.
I finally get some recent full body shots up. And they get ignored. Not so fucking beautiful, now, am i? heh. People are shallow.
older women are better in bed
Help Some Friends In These Contests
they need you help so come on and help one or all when u get the time
I Love This
I know I have said this before, but things on my mind make me want to write it again. If something happened, to you or to someone special to you, what would be left unsaid or undone? If tommorrow my profile was gone... Would you have told me everything you wanted to tell me? Would you have shared a part of you that let me know we were friends? Would you have told me how you felt, what you thought, what I mean to you? Even if you thought I knew would you still tell me? Would you have let down your walls or would they have shut me out till the end? Would you have forgiven me for things said and done? Would you have trusted me? I could go on and on all night.. so many questions. I know I fail to do these things so often.. and often when its too late, when that person is gone, I think back to a conversation, an email, anything.. and wish they were back, and I wish I had taken the time to say things, or do things to let them know I cared, or that they were special,
All I Ever Wanted Is You
All I Ever Wanted Is You Dedicated to that Mr Right, (Who I Can Never Have) All I ever wanted is you: Love, laughter, a pillow for my fears. I want to give and to be given to So I might feel myself flow through the years Alive in you, the wonder of my tears. Do not doubt I love you, even though My actions may have undermined my words. We could be as connubial as birds Had I not let my wild longings show. I cannot help wanting to devour All the world that comes before my eyes; But more than all the world is that which lies Within the precious circle of our bower. I'll do anything to keep you with me; Our love will last as long as you have will. Despite my untamed need, my love is still A rock against the surges of the sea.
Nasa Prepares For Tricky Eva
NASA delays spacewalk to fix broken solar wing Image Above: International Space Station Commander Peggy Whitson holds up to a camera one of the brackets that she and pilot George Zamka (Lower right, hands visible) made, so that ground controllers can get a closeup view in this image from NASA TV November 1, 2007. The device will be used to repair the P6 solar array on a spacewalk planned for Sauturday November 3. All Images Credit: NASA TV 2 Nov. 2007 9:03 A.M. EST. CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida (Reuters) - NASA on Thursday delayed a risky spacewalk to fix a torn solar wing panel on the International Space Station until Saturday, giving engineers more time to plan the unprecedented task. Dangling from an extension boom, astronaut Scott Parazynski will attempt to install home-made braces to the broken hinges on one of the station's power-collecting wings. The boom will be mounted on the station's robotic crane to hoist Parazynski nearly to the
Oldest Daughter
Few know but it is time to work this out for me and it helps to vent. This is a issue that is very sensitive and heart wrentching for me. Years ago my oldest was molested and after she told me finally of it, we went to the police. A report was made and all different questions were asked of those involved. She was assaulted by three men and one has since been arrested and tried for his crime. No one knows how many times these men had done this before getting to my daughter. All these men were trusted in the home and two of them were ex church members. One has children of his own where there was a question of the same thing with them. All had a record of doing this type of crime before. All were supposed to be registered sex offenders and were not. All were on probation at the time for lesser crimes. I can say that the incident has cost the family very much and made caution very necessary. Some people did not handle the situation in a good manner at my old church when I went to them for
Another Song
So much for my happy ending Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh... Let's talk this over It's not like we're dead Was it something I did? Was it something You said? Don't leave me hanging In a city so dead Held up so high On such a breakable thread You were all the things I thought I knew And I thought we could be You were everything, everything that I wanted We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it And all of the memories, so close to me, just fade away All this time you were pretending So much for my happy ending Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh... You've got your dumb friends I know what they say They tell you I'm difficult But so are they But they don't know me Do they even know you? All the things you hide from me All the shit that you do You were all the things I thought I knew And I thought we could be It's nice to know that you were there Thanks for acting like you cared And making me feel like I was the only one It's nice to know we had it all Thanks for w
Happy Birthday Christina!!!!!
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Moms Surgery!!
Well a year ago on oct. 12th my mom was seriously hurt at work, a tree fell on her and put her in the hospital. She was put in to an induced coma for 3 weeks. She had so many things wrong with her and still does. She has no use of her left arm at all beacuse the main vain in her harm was severed so the little vains in her arm had to take over. Im very thankful for my mom being here today. I tried blaming people for it but couldnt it was a freak accident the wind took it and blew it the wrong way. Well anyways she went to the doctors today for her evaluation on her arm and to meet all her doctors. NOV. 6th she goes in for surgery. Im excited because she'll be able to use her arm again not as good as we can but it will work. Im as nervous as she is but im glad its finally happening. Please Pray for and pray that everything is going to be alright and work out like we want. Thank you!!!
Whats Up!
Well as many of you have noticed over the past couple months i haven't really been around... Working and taking care of my kiddos and trying to run a house by my self doesn't allow me much play time except Thursdays nights when i do go out! Mmm Gotta love the Gulch here in S.V for those that don't know what that is. Its pretty much a reg bar most the week but have lady dancers Wend & Thursdays (NO IM NOT DANCING) LOL well for money that is... Soo let me get to the point of this blog! Ive decided... I'm going to go ahead and leave Fubar.. Or what the fuck you want to call this place.. Meat Market???? Soo QUESTION is.... Do i delete my account fully or leave it and well do nothing with it.... Thing is i don't have time to chat with everyone and with adding me as a friend is only going to add another "cold" account... Now unless you only add people for points! Do as you will.. Point is my realty is better then this BOX.... Thank God!! So for those that really would like to keep in touch?
Know what's bad? Is when your kid tells you that you need to go out on a date. That's sad... I will not be watching any mushy romantic movies any time soon. Thanks son! lol
The Best Family You Could Ever Hope For
Come and join the best Family on Fubar. I promise you won't be sorry. Since joing the Confederate Bombers I had no idea what "showing love" really meant. CONFEDERATE BOMBERS ROCK!! COME CHECK US OUT ~CONFEDERATE BOMBERS FAMILY OF FUBAR ™©~@ fubar
Never True
Title: Never True By: Me I am cold I feel traded Bought and sold I feel degraded With nothing and no one to hold I feel jaded Waiting for the story to unfold Emotions have been stated I feel lost Not knowing which way to go This memory I have crossed It's these emotions I can't show Because if I do It will be something, you misconstrue So I will not say a word I'll act like nothing occurred But then shit gets stirred It's ok, it's preferred It's something that's really absurd There's nothing you can do There's nothing that I want to It's something that I never knew, No matter if there's many or few, That nothing, and no one is ever true
After Reflections In Time
I am no different than anyone else. We all have our pains to take, or children to feed, our food to find and to make the pain cease, but sometimes it's just not ready to obey and i must submit to a life of pain beyond what I've desired but if someone else were to be in one second less pain because of me I'd take it for them happily. The past is gone The time is nowThe future is not here Nothing is quite clear This is fine For this moment in time Because I can be patient and serene. Life flows the way it chooses And the ebbs and lows all have one resounding rhythm Deep within I have no fear Because what can you do to me What I already have happen In my arrears Time takes it's patience And patience takes it/s time It's all good This one last time
Ask Any Questions You Want
In here you can ask me any questions you want to. I am not shy and will answer to the best of my abilities. Anything goes so ask. You have my email here or you can ask me on my regular email (which gets checked all the time) @ this is my Yahoo email and Yahoo messenger ID.
Who To Marry
Subject: HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? Dates are for having fun, and people should use
The Water Bucket Principle
The Water Bucket Principle Current mood: annoyed Sometime when ou feel that you are going Would leave aon unfillable hole, Just follow these simple instructions And see how they humble your soul. Take a bucket and fill it with water, Put your hand in it up to your wrist, Pull it out and the hole that's remaining Is a measure of how you'll be missed. You can splash all you wish when you enter, You may stir up the water galore, But stop, and you'll find that in no time It looks quite the same as before
Can't Help Myself
Whenever I'm near you I can't help myself, I want to love you with all I have till there's nothing left. I can't help when I touch your silky milk skin, But start counting down the moment when i come within. The way your eyes seduce me with desire, Somehow starts to set my whole world on fire. You may think I have sex on the brain, I can't help myself around you you make it rain. Your beauty is like magic in a bottle, And when we have sex it's like making love to a model. Well you think I think about sex and nothing else, But it's only when I'm around you that I can't help myself.
Go do this...........
Those Born 1930-1979
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank Kool-aid made with sugar, but we weren't overwei
The Island Of Blonde
I have to take just a moment to say thank you to my husband for being who he is. It isn't easy living on the island of blonde. Now mind you I'm not a complete ditz, lol, otherwise I would not be mistaken for an attorney most of the time. However, I do have those moments, and I will share a few with you, and I'm sure you will appreciate what he goes through, all with patience and a LOT of love. Since coming to the Island of Blonde, he has become fluent in the lanquage. He understands immediately, that when I mention we need "D" batteries for the dogs collars, I really mean 9 volt and thats what he comes home with. He does not ask me to clarify or laugh at me when I ask, when going to Memphis for the first time, if we have gone south enough to see an aardvark, that I really mean armadillo. He just smiles and says "No baby we haven't". He has found that there are complete blackouts on the Island that go much further than simple lapses of memory. A perfect example would be having no
More And Less
I never thought LESS could be so good, and do MORE for me than I thought it would. I started talking LESS and listening MORE, stopped being hopeLESS and started being hopeful. I started looking LESS but became more focused, I can see through the witchery of todays hocus pocus. No more hanging around clubs and girls that are topLESS, Started going out to catch more and drop LESS. Now I'm trying to mold myself and stop being shapeless, A lot MORE faithful instead of being faithLESS. Stopped hanging around friends especially those whom are faceLESS, Started depending on my real friends instead of what's close to where my waist is. No MORE going to parties and coming home wasted, I used to think I was tasteful but know i guess I taste LESS. No more lying motionLESS but I have LESS motion, Which led to a lot LESS problems but a lot MORE devotion. Now did you think LESS could be so good? If you would you could apply LESS and it should.
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Just A Dream
As I lay here in your arms, your kisses so tender, thinkig this is true love. As I lay here thinking I'm so lucky to have such a loving & passionate man, not ever wanting to leave your arms. It is then I wake up & realize you are just a dream.
I Guess ?
I guess I am wrong with what I have decided I want out of life ? I have decided after all these years of me taking care & supporting other people that I want to be taken care & supported for once in my life. If it doesn't happen it doesn't happen I will stay alone & for once take care of myself. No one night stands & being used ...... I am not perfect but I am not a toy either. I have taken care & supported of alot of people in my LIFE & if I can't have the life I want then I will stay alone. I have said alot here on FUBAR about me so alot of you know what I have been through the last few months. I'm tired of broken promise's & the bullsh!t... You either want me as a friend & like me for me or you don't !! Don't tell me alot of promise's you don't plan on keeping. I am not a cheater never have been I take care of my man & my home so I have no need to cheat nor would I. But as you know my Fiance passed away this April & I am tired of the game's people play ....I just want t
For My Friend Keenatastic
i just wanted to say thank you for being a really good friend and always making my day feel better when it sucks or making me feel better when i am sick, your the coolest gal ever and just wanted you to know that. so hope your day goes the way you want and btw long live RKO lol anyways i'll ttyl The Game ps: heres a song 4 ya to jam out 2
Roses are red violets are korny, when i think of you ohh baby i get horny, Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me, Very Slowly, if you kiss me, dont be sassy, use your tongue and make it nasty!!! pass this on to at least 8 people..... if you get it back at least 5 times, you know your a SEXY beast
The Perfect Female....lmao
Kyz™@ fubar THIS BLOG WAS POSTED BY A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE AND I SO HAD TO ASK IF I COULD HAVE IT SO GO SHOW HIM SOME LOVE, THIS IS AWESOME....HOPE YOU ENJOY IT AS MUCH AS I DID....GIGGLES You know I see all these graphics and bulletins about the "perfect guy" one who will do this and that and blah blah fucking blah.. so I think its time we post one about the "perfect woman" and just like all those perfect guy ones where the bar is set way too high and no one man will ever reach the perfection that is described in the buletins and graphics mine will be very unattainble as well. I do note however that I'm not looking for ALL of these traits in females..just certain ones.. I'll leave you to guess what ones I'm talking about I want a girl who never asks me what her ass looks fat in, if you have a fat ass you know it. You don't need me to shatter your fragile self esteem by confirming the fact nor boost up said self esteem by lying to you and saying no. I want a girl who will ex
Everyone that knows me knows that my life is leaving me tomarrow. I just want to say that i hope that no one has to go through what i go through every other 3 months. Iam a single dad i love my daughter more than life itself it hurts to know that there is someone else thaking my spot as a dad while she is gone, iam a single guy i have a good career a good life but none of it would mean shit to me if she was not in my life. So this goes out to all of the dads that say they cant not enough time or cant afford it! Iam fuckin here to tell you i have been in all of those places but all that shit goes out the window when you see that child of yours look at you like you are the best in the world and that you can do no wrong in there eyes! Life is lost!
Sorry About That Mistake I Made Earlier !!
Ditzy !! I wrote that Ron Paul had received six million dollars *in one day* but the six million is for Sorry About That Mistake I Made Earlier !! Chrissay Remembered the Fifth of November !!! the entire 4th quarter since the end of September. Doink. But today he has received OVER THREE MILLION DOLLARS. Here once again is the video from CNN: Thanks poodooh.mp3 (Ron Paul 2008!) Date: Nov 5, 2007 5:37 PM Dr. Ron Paul made the news for raising over $5 million last quarter. This quarter, he has raised nearly $3 million in ONE DAY. This is great! The message of true freedom is growing in popularity. I feel so inspired! hehe. Rudy, Hillary, Obama, Thompson, and Romney need to watch out, because Ron Paul is going to beat all those Republicrats. WOOT.
Random My Relationship Sucks Whininess
im sittin here trying to figure out some shit bout my life. I ordered divorce paperwork saturday which is a huge step for me. So why after all the shit am i finding it hard to let go of 10 years? Things have been rough for years and i mean ROUGH. really didnt think it would be so hurtful to let it go buh bye... apparently i was wrong. im questioning if you can rebuild something thats so far destroyed it looks like rubble simple because you want to. I dont even know why i want to at this point. Am i seriously that glutton for punishment , am I just that stubborn , or is it that somewhere somehow (defies logic trust me on this) I actually do love the man. I guess the real question is am i really willing to take the chance of being crushed again to find out if its possible??? having to look inside yourself & question everything u felt or thought u felt for the last decade sucks. like i'd rather someone just shoot me in the head sucks. Oooon the plus side of life I started my new jo
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11/06/07 - 40 Questions
Forty (40) Secrets About Yourself. Be honest no matter what [One] Who was your last text from? Vanessa [Two] Where was your default picture take at? in my car [Three] What's your middle name? Lynn [Four] Your current relationship status? Single [Five] Does your crush(s) like you back? I think so [Six] What is your current mood? mellow [Seven] What's your dads name? Jim [Eight] What color shirt are you wearing? black [Nine] What was the last thing you drank? Pepsi [Ten] If you could go back in time and change something, would you? why not [Eleven] Have a crazy side? do I have a sane side????? LOL [Twelve] Ever had a near death experience? yes [Thirteen] Something you do a lot? think [Fourteen] Angry at anyone? no [Fifteen] Do you wanna see somebody right now? yes [Sixteen] Name someone with the same birthday as you? Dennis [Seventeen] When was the last time you cried? Sunday morning [Eighteen] Who would you do anyth
Part of you... forever in a day... together forever.... i was there watching.... when you were made fun of. i was there waiting when you fucked up i was there when you lost everything..... i was waiting for you to ask me for help now, however.... seems like you need... my help no matter what.... guess what... i can help you get anything.... anything you want who am I? your not crazy... no.... IM THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD... ILL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE DEAD.... IM YOUR SHADOW.... everyone has me.... i chose to speak to you because you can help me.... get what..... we.... want....
Every One Needs To Read This....
Well, Mr. Citizen, it seems you've figured me out. I fit neatly into the category where you've placed me. I'm stereotyped, standardized, characterized, classified, grouped, and always typical. Unfortunately, the reverse is true. I can never figure you out. From birth, you teach your children that I'm the bogeyman, if they do anything bad I'll take them away. Then you're shocked when they identify/associate with my traditional enemy... the criminal! You accuse me of going too easy on criminals until I catch your kids doing wrong. You may take an hour for lunch and several coffee breaks each day, but point me out as lazy for having one cup. You pride yourself on your manners, but think nothing of disrupting my meals with your troubles. You go mental with the guy who cuts you off in traffic, but let me catch you doing the same thing and I'm picking on you. You know all the traffic laws...but you've never gotten a single ticket you deserve. You shout "IDIOT" if you observe me driving
Plz Read
I need help this guy on yahoo his yahoo name is shyguyll30 is im me and being a ass plz im and tll him to leave me the hell alone. I bloke him but he chege his name then send other people to do this i dont like he is calling me a fucking mutt and everthing plz im him if u have yahoo and tell him to stop thank you. Angel
Better To Be Over The Hill Than Buried Under It..
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Kisses - In Love 96
Tears Of Blood
The tears she cries are not those of water, But of red red blood. The pain she feels is so deep inside, She wonders if it will ever go away. Things that were suppose to bring her joy, Where stripped away by others not wanting her to be happy. Life has eluded her, She wonders why she even breaths. Depression has set in. She doesn't even care if she lives anymore. There are no highs to compensate for the lows. The is no good to off set the bad. She just wakes up, Does what is necessary, Then goes to sleep again. Her tears of blood red say everything. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved
We Are Not Angels
For knowing not only love but lies... and empty promises, and hidden meaning behind every word. The inevitable loss of everything. New eyes would be nice, eyes that see only beauty and never the pain that lies behind everything that is lovely But we are not angels. We are not God’s blind demons with white wings. We are only the lost, the tortured. We are what the world denies, a reminder of the pain that they try to hide from, the death they fear, but we will live with this toxic knowledge with our eyes wide open, no matter how unbearable, and we may wish to die, but we will instead survive, and they will never know our pain, and that it is beautiful in Hell.
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Empty Inside
Title: Empty Inside By: Me Memories of the past In stone these are cast Reminders of things that didn't last Reminders of me and you Memories that I don't want, grew Memories of how love died Memories of an emotional landslide Memories of running to hide And memories of too much pride Memories of how we collide Memories ruined even though I tried Memories of how I cried And memories we no longer guide Ending with memories we brush aside Reminders that love is a rollercoaster ride Reminding me that I'm empty inside
Who Cares
My Dear Online Friends.....Got this from someone...It is so true.......Online friends are people we may never meet.... We see pictures, we see cams...It isn't the same.... We grow close...We care and love one another.... One day we may not hear from one another.... Our hearts will break... All we see is a name on messenger but the person we don't see anymore..... We pray....."Please come back".... All I ask is you remember me in the good times we had..... Keep me close to your heart....Friends forever... Pass this on to all your friends....If I get it back.... I know you care
What Does Your Name Reveal
R: Has one of the best personalities ever A: Easy to fall in love with M: Has gorgeous eyes O: Has a nice ass N: Hottttttttttttttttttttt! A: Easy to fall in love with R: Has one of the best personalities ever O: Has a nice ass O: Has a nice ass K: Crazy A: Easy to fall in love with R: Has one of the best personalities ever D: Is very sexual DO YOURS: A: Easy to fall in love with B: Amazing kisser C: Good kisser D: Is very sexual E: can kick your ass F: Loves people G: Loves to laugh and smile H: Frickin hott I: Loves to laugh and smile J: Is really sweet K: Crazy L: very good kisser M: Has gorgeous eyes N: Hottttttttttttttttttttt! O: Has a nice ass P: popular with all sorts of people Q: A animal lover R: Has one of the best personalities ever S: Makes people laugh T: Makes dating fun. U: Has a Smile to die for V : Not judgemental W: Very broad minded X: Never let people tell you what to do Y: Can be funny and dumb at the same time Z: Loved b
Two Strangers Meet
Two strangers meet eager to touch , to feel lingering of many thoughts is this a dream , or is this real. Words escape, should I trust knowing my inner sins wanting to express them do I want him to plunge within. We start with massaging getting to know each part caressing every inch of me Not knowing for sure where to start. Kissing, and licking me enticing my inner need Touching and lingering for I melt as you feed. We take it one step further as your grab me from behind. for you bend me over this bed for you are ready to blow my mind. Kissing at the nape of my neck plunging deep within me. making me soaking wet for you are a massive steed. Pounding into my inner soul letting my moans release outloud. taking me to heights of ecstasy like I am floating on a soft cloud. One last thrust into me feeling me up with you. For this is just dream Of what sex would be like with you.
Dont Get It
Ok whats up with you guys as this is something that happens quite often..... your like all into talking sending messages ... texts etc etc just non stop conversations ... then you stop cold turkey no messages no text no offline notes no nothing.... it just flippin bugs me that yall do that!! no wonder Im so flippin hard to get to know.. makes me not want to much energy into anyone new... which leads me to think im soooo not ready for the world of dating ........ blah men ugh!
Well here go's nothing time to rant and blah about life.......Yeah turned 44 today yeah flippin yeah!!!! I'm glad i found fubar and im hating my self for finding it also....No im not bipolar or am i flippin Cybial but my God people why is everything people say on the net a big flippin lie or an act? have we become sooooo flippin immoral that we treat people with so much disrespect that we have lie that much even tho it's not in person to make our self's bigger than life that our poor ass excuse we have made for selfs we have to bring onto the net too......Well thanks but no thanks......dont share that kinda wealth u so gladly hold onto ...Keep it pls... just wallow in your own self pity and drown in it!!!!Yeah i know im a biker not suppose to feel act all big and bad blah blah blah But Hey should people not feel for 1 and other?Really i have been blessed in meeting people in real life .from here and other place and they have been great!!!! But sooooo many player's so many lier's .....s
I Can't Sleep
Every now and Again I get the urge to express myself thru my writing, I hope you all enjoy. This poem I wrote about a year and a half ago. I can't sleep I toss and turn My heart races as it burns I hear echos of your voice Listening as it fills me with joy Thoughts of you in my head How I feel scares me to death I can't sleep I toss and turn My breath stops when I yearn For you Images I have are so Great and True That when we meet, we come unglued Every Inch of me Screams Your name I hope and pray you feel the same I can't sleep I toss and turn My Heart is tainted for you We don't know how the ending will be But I truly hope it is with me The only Question I have for you Does your heart yearn for me too?
All I Want Is You
A Desire Fulfilled
Lying besides you silently, Your lips pressed against mine The Aroma of tobacco, Intoxicating, Filling my nostrils. Your fingers playing, With my hair, And mine with yours, The warmth of your touch, Firing my emotions. Legs entangled, Arms encircled, Enticing, heavenly, We break free, happily.
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To Make You Feel My Love
When the rain is blowing in your face And the whole world is on your case I would offer you a warm embrace To make you feel my love When the evening shadows and the stars appear And there is no one to dry your tears I could hold you for a million years To make you feel my love I know you haven't made your mind up yet But I would never do you wrong I've known it from the moment that we met There's no doubt in my mind where you belong I'd go hungry, I'd go black and blue I'd go crawling down the avenue There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do To make you feel my love The storms are raging on the rollin' sea Down the highway of regret The winds of change are blowing wild and free But you ain't seen nothing like me yet There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do Go to the ends of the earth for you Make you happy, make your dreams come true To make you feel my love
I am still Missing you Wanting you Needing you Wanting your kisses Wanting your arms around me Wishing I could just turn around and you're here I miss you I love you I am here Waiting for you Come home soon
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For Someone Special
New to the world, you came and gave me a chance. Hessitant you were, not knowing how it would work out, but something got your attention about me that got you to take that chance. After a single conversation, you decided to turn back around and headed my way again. Not looking for nothing but just a decent conversation that I once used to have with others, you smiled and asked me how my day was and how you can make it better. So sweet and not judgemental, I told you my feelings and all you did was listened and said you would be a true friend to me. Enjoying our conversations, we became more trustworthy of each other and now like a brother/sister relationship, it has been enjoyable and know its not the end of the world. Far away but yet so close, the family I have here enjoys your company and the teasing continues. You are very wise, straight forward, hummorious, and a great imagination, I feel that I have known you for years. As the rpg continues, laughter of seeing one another, and vo
Love Hurts
L ike a scaple O n my V veins E asing all my pain H anging on by a thread U ntil the day I'm dead R eleaseing me from T his life S ay you'll come tonight
My Mom
please pray for my mother she is in the hospital at morris i have no further ideas of why she is in there except they took her off a pain patch and gave her pills, well shes doing pretty bad, and needs prayer. she has diabetes to explain some things thanks for your time
Not Here Not Now
Wipe away these frozen tears from this icy cheek, and close these shuttered eyes. There is nothing here that they will ever see again. Close the mouth, gasping in its last. There is no air to ever breathe again, not here. Not now. Lay out this broken body, nothing left but skin and bones, worn away and withered. There is no strength left lying here beside it. No strength that can brace to stand here. Smooth away the straying hairs, and ease away the lines. There is no pain, no suffering, not here. Not now. Hold the hand between your own. But there is nothing left to hold. Nothing left to grasp back. No flickering pulse, no warmth of life. They are cold and hard and unforgiving. They will not listen to your tears. They will not hear your pleas. There is nothing left of recognition, nothing left to hold. The tears do not mean a thing, not here. Not now. Our words they will not carry, not to your ears, shut away in that box. You are not there, there lies just your
Limp Bizkit - Nookie
Well I have a personal pimp out. She's been my best friend since we met about 3 years ago. I brought her to this site and she's needs lots of love. Because she doesn't make on here often. So..... Let's give her a reason to keep coming back!!! Here's her link and if you rate all her pictures, fan her and add her... I'll buy you a gift. ;) Go show her some true fubar love!! my boo,leana,mystic butterfly@ fubar
New Love
As i sit in the darkness, dreaming of days soon to be. As i close my eyes wishing for time to stand still. As i open my heart to let the flood pour in. As i open my arms to draw you in closer. As i wrap myself within you, becoming one. As i breathe the very breathe which keeps us alive. The darkness turns to light. My eyes open to see you there now. My heart is filled with all you have to offer me. Your arms wrapped around me aswell. Your body entwined with in mine. You breathe with me in unisone. All because you Love Me.
Why Add People If They Dont Talk ???
why in the hell add people if they dont want to talk or rank pics or anything this is so grrrrrrrrrr i mean i try to be as nice as i can be to u people whats the deal ???
Finding Things
I'm hoping that this time its real. Only time will tell for sure. :)
X Rated Riddles
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball. Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex? A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick! Q. What is a Yankee? A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? A. They both like a tight seal. Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? A. Their balls are just for decoration. Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms? A. For traction in the mud. Q: What's the difference between pu
omg me and my friend had a hella drunk night lastnight. we drank an entire bottle of hypnotic and we had jaguer, rum, vodka, Bacardi 151 and a few others i just cant remember. Im gonna have pictures up soon of it. maybe have them up tomorrow.
Broken Dreams
Is there a way out from this insanity Is there another place out here for me to be Would something come along just to make me happy Or will I keep on living this unhappy I wish there could be a way out from this emptyness And I could find a way to defeat the loneliness I wish there could be someone I could talk to Someone who could help me too Someone who would understand me And accept the way I am Maybe id be more happy But I cant dream anymore It only makes things worse They'r no more than broken dreams We have to just disperse But why is it so hard To keep away from all these dreams
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Chained Dagger
A dangerous looking weapon. Price: 9.99
This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake. And Leno's comment upon hearing the story is PERFECT!!! Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter... Snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try
Personal Code
Okay, this is important. This is as close to a "Mission Statement" as anyone is going to get from me. This was a post, in the forums, on another site, in answer to someone complaining about "dominants" that get offended, when they don't get replies to their e-mails. The thread took a few "left turns" and the poster right before me (Whose name I've edited out, here because this is NOT to ridicule or pass judgment) included this sentence as part of their agreement with the main topic: quote:ORIGINAL: XxxxxxxxXxxxx Dom is just a title that some people hang on themselves." This is something which I have talked/posted about extensively. This is, exactly what's at issue! "Dom" should NOT be " ... just a title that some people hang on themselves.". It should a person that holds themselves to a certain set of standards and behaviors. True enough, since everyone's idea of what makes a good dominant would be different, the standards would be different but, I like to think th
For My Lovely Friend Ravin...
Nov 12th ~updates~
Good Day Wicked Storm Crew!! News for today, November 12th Hippie Daze Party in the lounge turned out awesome.Pnedis won best default pic,and recieved a Big Pimpin Gift,and a personalized Hippie Tag.Luangel,White Dragon,Pnedis,Michelle,Beautiful Nightmare,Will,Ozzfanatic,Lilmsmaria won a total of 10,000 fubucks during the Trivia Contest. Please go give thanks to Jokers Wild for donating prize money & DJ Mr. Nice guy for the awesome music. Next Saturdays Lounge Party Will be posted soon.Donations for prizes are being accepted. Big Thanks To Jokers Wild & Our very Own WSC member Will for the donations going towards the next party!!! We have currently went on a bombing strike.However we have obligations to prior contest.Feel Free to drop some bombs on the contest below.There are no end dates on most so even though the bouncer is aggravating we can drop a few here and there. This week I need you to gather together a folder of 1980 and 1990 items.Please limit y
Fresh Case Of Bird Flu In Turkeys
Fresh case of bird flu in turkeys A fresh case of bird flu has been confirmed on the Norfolk-Suffolk border, government officials say. Defra said the H5 strain had been found in turkeys at a site near Diss and a 3km exclusion zone is in place. Further tests are taking place and a 10km surveillance zone is also in place. Fresh case of bird flu in turkeys Bird flu has been discovered near Diss on the Norfolk/Suffolk border About 5,000 birds are being slaughtered after avian flu was confirmed in turkeys on a Suffolk farm, government officials have announced. The Department for the Environment, Food and Rural Affairs said the H5 strain was found in turkeys near Diss on the Norfolk and Suffolk border. The farm also houses ducks and geese and all the birds will be slaughtered. A 3km protection zone and a 10km surveillance zone are in the process of being set up. EU notified Preliminary tests showed the turkeys, which were being raised for Christm
Instructions For Life
Here are some instructions for life and they are:: 1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk. 2. When you lose, dont lose the lesson 3. Follow the Three R's: Respect for self, Respect for others, and Responsibility for all of your actions. 4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. 5. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly. 6. Dont let a little dispute injure a great relationship. 7. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. 8. Spend some time alone everyday. 9. Open your arms to change, but dont let go of your values. 10. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. 11. Live a good, Honorable life. Then When you get older and think back, you'll be able to enjoy it a second time. 12. A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life. 13. In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current s
Big Game
Just wanted to get your thoughts on the Big Game this week between Ohio State vs the team up north :) GO BUCKS !!!
One Day At A Time
The most useless thing to do ... Worry The greatest Joy... Giving The greatest loss... Loss of self-respect The most satisfying work... Helping others The ugliest personality trait... Selfishness The most endangered species... Dedicated leaders The greatest "shot in the arm"... Encouragement The greatest problem to overcome... Fear Most effective sleeping pill... Peace of mind The most crippling failure disease... Excuses The most powerful force in life... Love The most dangerous pariah... A gossiper The world's most incredible computer... The brain ! The worst thing to be without... Hope The deadliest weapon... The tongue The two most power-filled words... "I Can" The greatest asset... Faith The most worthless emotion... Self-pity The most prized possession... Integrity The most beautiful attire... A SMILE! The most powerful channel of communication... Prayer The most contagious spirit... Enthusiasm
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Am I Crazy ???
I do ask every day to my friends after saying hello hi (did you clean your Teeth today am i crazy ??? lol
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Fortune Cookie
I'm so sick of you other countries bashing our military for trying to help out the defenseless in your countries!!! that's right I said Defenseless. And of Course if you go blowing up our buildings we are not goin to sit idly by and not do a thing!. There are alot of political factors on this war that doesn't need to be. But again that is our Governemnt doin it. Not our Soldiers!!! their laying their lives on the line not only for us here at home but for you as well. If we didn't step in u would call us cowards, and now that we step in to help your defensless bunch of ppl u say we in the way. Make your frickin mind up already.Then u say well they did what they have to do, they can leave now. Really? Can You go to sleep at night in your own country and know you will wake up the next morning or that night without someone in the ALqueda shootin or bombing your own people? I may not be all that smart when it comes to war or w/e but you can't just expect that were actually goin to leave whe
Sooo, I'm watching a movie right now. My super ex girlfriend. Good movie, sorta. Kinda cute. SO, he breaks up wiht her. And then she tortures the HELL out of him. It's amazing. I so wish I could do that. God, Lindon wouldn't have a moment of peace til i was happy.... Actually... I am happy. It's pretty strange. I'm so in love Andrew. It's insane. I mean, hell, read back through my blogs about my bullshit relationships, and the bullshit I've gone through with Lindon... and here I am... i can't explain how much I truly love him. He means the world to me. I've never been so in love some one... After Lindon i never thought I'd be able to love someone on that level. i never thought I'd be able to get over him, and love someone like I did him. And now, As i sit here thinking about Andrew, I know that I love him more than I could have ever loved anyone. He's the one for me. I find myself being so cheesy romantic, and smiling for no other reason than thinking of him. Everytime he tex
I'm Really Not Okay
"I'm Not Okay (I Promise)" Well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say. I never want to let you down or have you go, it's better off this way. For all the dirty looks, the photographs your boyfriend took, Remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor? I'm not okay I'm not okay I'm not okay You wear me out What will it take to show you that it's not the life it seems? (I'm not okay) I've told you time and time again you sing the words but don't know what it means (I'm not okay) To be a joke and look, another line without a hook I held you close as we both shook for the last time take a good hard look! I'm not okay I'm not okay I'm not okay You wear me out Forget about the dirty looks The photographs your boyfriend took You said you read me like a book, but the pages all are torn and frayed I'm okay I'm okay! I'm okay, now (I'm okay, now) But you really need to listen to me Because I'm telling you the truth I mean
He Moves Out Tomorrow.
My stomach, my heart (all my insides really) feel like they've fallen out of my body and are dragging behind me, catching on pebbles, leaves, trash and the occasional cactus. The word "ouch" doesn't even begin to describe this. I just want some where to run away to.
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Pain The Foreshadowing
Stupid Question #1
if you and i were a couple.. how would you think our lives would be together? what do you think you would get out of it the most?
Some Where
Some where some how i thought that we were the best of friends. Some where i feel that has changed. You say that you will always be there for you but then why do i get the feeling that you dont want to talk to me anymore. Some where i am trying to find away to understand where it all went wrong where the feelings changed. Some where along the way things changed and you have someone now so our friendship is fading fast. Some where the tears are falling we use to talk, we use to cry, we use to laugh and now it has disappeared some where. Some where some how i thought that we were best friends. Some where i have a feeling that it will be ended fast and it breaks my heart. So if we do say goodbye know that i did care and i did love you my friend. Some where some how i thought we were the best of friends.
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I Got Rated A "one????"
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Not For The Weak Of Stomache. roommate has friends over tonight to study for finals. First of all, she yelled at me for the internet going out. Second of all, she embarassed me in front of everyone talking about the lube on my dresser. I wanted to look at her and say, "Hey, at least I got some. When was teh last time YOU got any?" (Her and her 30 yr old boyfriend barely have sex. To make matters worse....her friends had my look up some websites: Check it out if you think you are strong enough to handle it. I almost puked and had to exit out of one of them almost right away. Goodluck!!
You Don't Get To Decide!!
You can't pick and choose when you want to be a parent. You can't just be there one week and not the next 4. You can't just support and feed your kids when you get a wild hair up your ass. If your gonna bring a child into the world you need to either be there or not be there. You can't just be there sometimes, you can't just "help out", and you should atleast ask how your kids are when you haven't seen them for a couple of months especially when before that you saw them everyday. How do you turn your back on a child? How do you stay away so long they forget who you are? How do sleep at night not knowing if they have a roof over they're head and food to eat? How can you live your life without being a part of your childs? There are so many parents who aren't allowed to see their kids and wish more than anything they could and then you got people like my ex who don't even bother. Thinks just because he's "helped out" he's done his part. BS!
Our Fearless Leaders...
A Washington, DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of why our country is in trouble! 1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. 2. I got a call from a candidate's staffer, who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information, then she interrupted me with, "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts," Without trying to make her look stupid, I calmly explained, "Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa." Her response - click. 3. A senior Vermont Congressman called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he! was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that's not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me, I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state!"
About Fascists People
Well I dont know what to say. I posted a comment on a mumm yesterday and it seems that it is illegal to say what you think here on fubar in mumms, cause even though i didnt attack a person per say, I was blocked from the mumm... All very funny...Except for the fact that people kept telling me how horrible I was for not complying with how they feel..and i wasnt allowed to reply or respond. Oh soo soorry, I dont believe that american soldiers, scratch that the US army has any reason for being in Iraq, they dont even know what they are doing there..Well here is a page were the american casualties and wounded are... Iraqi killed on the other hand Which so far is something like "The estimate that over a million Iraqis have died received independent confirmation from a prestigious British polling agency in September 2007. Opinion Research Business estimated that 1.2 million Iraqis have been killed violently since the US invasion. This devastat
Only Something I Would Do For A Sister
ONLY SOMETHING I WOULD DO FOR A SISTER THIS HERE IS MY TWIN (not really but she is still my sister) ANYWAYS SHE IS AWESOME AS HELL AND SHE HAS NEVER HAD A VIP OR BLAST SO COME ON GUYS OR GIRL SHOW THIS HOTTIE SOME LOVE :D LadieKae~Completely Incomplete~Pebbles'Twin~@ fubar THIS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY: JENNY~Jam Bear's Lil Sissie~Kae's Twin ~AnImAl's Fu Wife~WifeLess :(~@ fubar
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No One Can Make Me Feel This Way
No one can love me half as well as you No one can make me smile like you do No one can catch my thoughts and keep you running through my mind Twenty-four hours a day No one else can make me feel this way No one understands me as well as you No one can lift me higher than you do No one can steal the time and speed it up while slowing it down with every word you say No one else can make me feel this way No one can seize the stars like you No one can make me twinkle like you do No one can catch me However high i slip or far i fall i know everthing will be okay No one else can make me feel this way No one is as important to me as you No one makes me feel as alive as you do No one can make my heartbeat faster without even being around in my heart will you forever stay 'Cuz no one else can make me feel this way
Another Needless Death Result Of Tazer And Excessive Force
A few years ago a group of salesmen went to a regional sales convention in Chicago. They had assured their wives that they would be home in plenty of time for Friday night's dinner. In their rush, with tickets and brief-cases, one of these salesmen inadvertently kicked over a table which held a display of baskets of apples. Apples flew everywhere. Without stopping or looking back, they all managed to reach the plane in time for their nearly missed boarding. All but one. He paused, took a deep breath, got in touch with his feelings, and experienced a twinge of compassion for the girl whose apple stand had been overturned. He told his buddies to go on without him, waved goodbye, told one of them to call his wife when they arrived at their home destination and explain his taking a later flight. Then he returned to the terminal where the apples were all over the terminal floor. He was glad he did. The 16 year old girl was totally blind! She was softly crying, tears running do
Hello Everyone!
Off to Homestead this weekend! Will try to post some stuff somehow when i get back, might have to take some old pics down. Have a great weekend, Heather
Silently looking at her surroundings, Wishing the madness would cease. She tries to speak, Only a whimper escapes her lips. Torn between good and evil, Lost within herself. Suffocated by her thoughts, Drowning in her pain. Chains clutching her heart, Refusing to release her love. Stretching her hand to the sky, She feels His presence. Her soul searching for the light, But trapped in the darkness. Choking on her sins, Gasping for salvation. Temptation will be her demise.
Turkey Day!
This is the first year that I will host Thanksgiving! *gasps* What if I fuck it up? LOL. Oh well, I am sure worse things could happen, but I am a great cook, its just baking, isnt so much my thing. I guess I shall just try my best, and cross my fingers! Any tips??? :D
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Funny Thing . . .
It's been a week since I wrecked my car. An I'm guessing concussion did a little more damage then the one's I've had before. The shitty part about it is that my motor skills are not 100% yet. Then again I'm just happy I'm not a vegetable right now. So I know it's time for me to start to take it easy from now on. At least that's all that really happened aside from some bumps and bruises. Plus this whole experience gave me a new found hate for drunk drivers.
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you get it? Jane: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel". The pharmacist fainted.
The Body Is...
The body is the shore on the ocean of being. -- Sufi
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R.i.p Baby
I miss u so much and on Nov. 2, 2007 wld hav been ur 35th birthday but ur precious life was cut short by a very evil man tht was supposed 2 hav been watching all 4 of us while mom went 2 work so 1 evening he let 3 of us out 2 play and kepted the 4yr. old behind til he tighed his shoes n then he was gna let him go , but i had jus taught him hw 2 tight them but he was scared of the man so he got really angry n started hitting him really hard but we nevered heard him scream not once so wen it was time for bed he was complaining abt his stomach was hurting really bad 2 my oldest brother which was 9 yrs. old at the time i was 5 n my sister was 6 so wen the next morning came he was dead was all blue wth bruises frm head 2 toes , the man ran for his life but we didnt knw he had killed another woman's son same age not tht long b4 he killed my lil brother . While he was running frm state 2 state he killed Detectives tht was on him for a long time but now he is n prison for life . Happy birt
Anyone who has known me for awhile knows that when I blog its to get things off my mind. Writing is like therapy to me. and those who know me know I miss my son terribly when he is not with me. So tonight is just a night where I feel sad. This should have been my weekend with David, but he had some things to do with church and wasn't going ot be home. I always try to work those things into the schedule. So its been way too long since he has been here. The good thing though is he is coming Wednesday and hopefully staying until Tuesday. I know I need to just keep my mind on that. Tonight I feel alone. I feel like that will never change. I feel unimportant... like if I was gone no one would ever notice. And I feel like no one is out there that really cares. yes I know there are people that do... Sorry for being a downer tonight.
To All
lately it seems ive done something to offend a great many poeple and not many on my list want to communicate with me, for what ever ive done, i appologies to all those ive hurt, thanks to those who still talk and keep in touch with me, randy
The Flick
Spread her outer vaginal lips with your fingers. With your tongue pointed, gently flick your tongue around her clitoris. Feel free to roam, but keep coming back to her clitoris, as it is the most sensitive. This drives some women wild, and others find it to too intense. When stimulating her clit make sure to start out gently if you aren’t sure how she likes it. When you try this, pay attention to whether those moans are ecstasy or pain. The following techniques should not be introduced until your partner is really hot (i.e., very wet). These are more intense techniques, and may be too intense for some women, even when nearing orgasm.
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Lost In Love
Listen girl They call me Polow da Don And I got my boys with me They go by the name I-15 And you know what we came to do.. (Get money!) [Verse 1: Castro] She don't know no better Triflin with my heart Like it was a parade of fun In and out of love Make me feel inadequate If I try to perfect it She wouldn't even let me (let me) And now it seems another man stole her heart And so I'm off in the dust again If you rewind and play it back And just do it all over She's bad Perfect frame [Lost In Love Lyrics on] Flyest thing I've ever seen Super model Wedding ring But she's lost in love She got game Smoother then Big Daddy Kane Always therefore I ain't playin But she's lost in love [Verses 2: Das] I must have over slapped on her She wants me when she wants me Otherwise she really don't care She's a keeper with a players mind (yea) When we in public, she don't know me At home she treats me like a king She don't understand
Happy Tied-up Tuesday
It's Tuesday, and in honor of it, I sent all of my Fubar friends a shot of tequila. Tuesday is my favorite, so today a bit of liquid love goes out to everyone. If you are my real life friends- I will likely see most of you tonight (let the REAL drinking begin). For everyone else- enjoy today, and think of me :) *** And I would like to repeat, for the record- I'm not looking for boys. I have no interest in boys. But thank you one and all for the flattery, and continued attempts. You make me smile. :) (And to one boy in particular- yes, I could snap your neck between my thighs. Good thing you won't be going there, huh?)
It's Early But...
I wanted to wish everyone a HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!I probably won't be on for the rest of this week.I start my cooking tomorrow and from Thursday on I will be chillin with my family.I hope you all have a happy and safe holiday.Look out for my pics next week,especially the food gallery
Apart by distance, but never in heart Although not together, we're never apart There is something written about our love In the sun, the moon, and the stars above Destined to be, thats what we are Distance can never be too far Hearts together, bound as one Souls united, a lifetime begun My heart, my mind, my body, my soul My hopes, my dreams, you have control My love for you will always stay Always, forever, plus a day!!!
The Box of Condoms Game The goal is to come up with 5 items to take to the register with a box of condoms to make the cashier raise an eyebrow. A lamp with a small lightbulb KY Jelly A lawn chair a scuba snorkle A gerbil Your turn.....
For My Friend's
once in our lives we'll meet a very special person one that will laugh with us for simply no reason one that will smile at us brightening our days and one who will be there for us washing our tears away often than not we take their love for granted it's either we don't bother or we forgot so here i am taking a break from my busy day to especially write you a note to remind you for your special ways.. Thank You For UR friendship:) :) :)
2 Dead Women
1st woman : Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman : Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die? 1st woman : I Froze to Death. 2nd woman : How Horrible! 1st woman : It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman : I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman : I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman : Too bad you didn't lo
The Nuss Brothers
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Ce War Of Words Ltic Trust In Ira
Ce war of words ltic Trust in IRA The Celtic Trust was opposed to John Reid's appointment A Celtic supporters' trust chief who defended the singing of pro-IRA songs by fans has been described as unrepresentative by the football club. Dr Jeanette Findlay, chair of the Celtic Trust, said chants about the IRA were "songs from a war of independence going back over a hundred years". She was speaking on BBC Radio 5 Live's breakfast programme. But a club spokeswoman said: "These comments are totally unrepresentative of the Celtic support." Findlay's comments came a day after her organisation opposed the appointment of John Reid as Celtic chairman because of the former Cabinet Minister's role during the war in Iraq. And it came on the day when Scotland's First Minister, Alex Salmond, joined the 12 Scottish Premier League clubs in launching a month of action in the Kick-Out Bigotry campaign. What history tells us is that it is facile to say that politics and sport
R.i.p. My Friend
Colors Of Temptation
You see, temptation is a color That comes in many shades And its beauty remains pure Because it never ever fades It's etched with white lies And outlined with a black heart Seducing you with crimson sin Begging you to tear them apart Teasing you with an innocent gesture A flick of the wrist, a turn of the head Before you know it, you've lost control Before you know it, they're already dead It paints the perfect picture Of all the things that I desire And no matter how much it hurts I cannot change what I require Because temptation is a color That comes in many shades And its beauty remains pure Because it never ever fades
Me Being Thankful
If Only You Knew
If only you knew, how my heart overflows with love for you. If only you could see the way you fill my hopes and dreams. You're the owner of my heart, the ruler supreme. Even in the dark of night, I've only to think about you to feel your loving light and from this world I drift feeling as if I'll never touch the ground again... If only you knew. If only you could guess how I hear your voice when others speak; for you hold the key to my happiness, and it's always you my soul seeks. If only you could feel, how your very presence has the power to heal, all the wounds inside me. You've made me abandon the pain of yesterday, and you've shown me that the past can no longer stand in the way of what I hope to achieve... If only you knew. If only you could realize the way you've shown me that it's better to give than to take, and whatever I do, I do for your sake. I'm willing to give you my all and expect nothing in return. But, oh how I yearn for
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Recently, CNN Neo-Con reporter Glenn Beck smeared 2008 presidential candidate Ron Paul supporters by labeling them "terrorists" and said that the US military should be used to silence them. WTF!? There's a reason behind his label but he fails to see it's true meaning because of his blatant ignorance. On November 5th, 2007, Ron Paul supporters donated a record-breaking 4 million dollars to his campaign. This is the largest donation in a single day that any presidential candidate has ever received. If any of you have ever seen the movie V for Vendetta, November 5th has a very significant meaning. That was the day 400 years ago that Guy Fawkes blew up Parliament. Fawkes blew up Parliament because of the tyranny that was going on at that time. It was an act of terrorism that essentially freed the British from a long reign of tyranny. Beck then goes on to make the absurd insinuation that Ron Paul supporters are a terrorist threat because they are causing disenfranchisement with the go
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Happy Turkey To All
Hello everyone .. im just on my way out the door to go to Work but wanted to wish everyone a Very Happy Thanksgiving ... Hoping you all have the joys of having your family and loved ones with you today .. Thanksgiving Comments Thanksgiving Myspace Graphics many hugs to all Wen :)
What Would U Do
IF WE HAD SEX GAME (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out) DONT BE Skuured. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO REALLY WANTS BE WITH YOU. 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you make me say your name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would give me a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all ur clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick me all over? 13. Would you like 2 play or get straight to the point?14. Would you take ur time? 15. Would u fall asleep when we were done? 16. Would u go fast or slow? 17. Where would u wanna "do it"? 18 Would we be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you do it 2day? 21. Would you do it 2morrow? 22. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?
Why Change Your Car's Oil
So I was sitting there the other day watching this chick change the oil in my truck, and I was getting pissed because she kept struggling when she tried to unscrew the filter. I was even more pissed than usual because I was playing videogames as I supervised her from inside the house, until I finally had to put the controller down and go outside to yell at her. I stood out there in my underwear on a Saturday morning screaming at the top of my lungs. Then my neighbor, who's a total pussy, comes by and says "you shouldn't be yelling at herlike that." I wasn't going to stand there and just take it, so I socked him one right in the colon. His wife was bringing groceries inside when this happened, and as if it wasn't bad enough that I had to stop playing video games to go outside and yell, now this bitch was screaming at me like it was my fault. I couldn't understand what she was shrieking about, as she was flapping her arms in the air and screaming. She started crying when she saw t
Wondering Mind
When I sit here all alone. My mind starts to wonder where it should begin. Is there something for me here? This life we live, What does it give? I use to be so together, Until my world came tumbling down. It started about a year ago, When I knew you would never come around. It didn't stop there, No that wasn't enough. Everyone I loved, Just added to it. I had some calm before this storm. Before the waves rushed in , Then came crashing down. My mind goes to every area of my life. I look and see what is there and waiting for me. I have given up so much for others. I wonder if someday my time will ever really come. There has been so much use and abuse. So much hurt, So much pain. I usually can rise above it. Now my mind just sits and wonders. I wonder if unconditional love is truly the key. Tuff love really doesn't work for me. When I give it I get hurt more. When I stand up for me, They always just call me whore. Whore I laugh, what do you mean. You don't
Its 4am And Im Awake.....
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Ok well here goes my story... Twas the day before Thanksgiving, my children were at there dads spending time with him and there grandma, when i get a phone call from their grandma letting me know that my youngest has been crying for 2 hours. So i go pick him up take him to the closest ER,didnt have to wait very long, the docter came in checked him out asked lots of questions.. asked my son were he was hurting, so he pointed to his groin and below his belly button.. So he pokes around on his belly then goes to do the dreaded testicle check (thought maybe hernia).. So hes messing around down there on the right one it was fine starts on the left and my son starts screaming and crying.. So they called in the urologist to check him out.. He come in did the same exam said there was something wrong. ran some test which come back fine, but theres something wrong with the left testicle( which my son calls his eggs).. Then another Dr. came in and checked just his belly.. said he just had gastroi
Just thought I would add it here.. in case you did not see it in your IM.. Closure... I feel better Alyxia Uesugi: i just wanted to let you know, that was very cowardice of you.. I spoke with mel... and she never spoke with tina nor was she ever "mad" at you. You are a real pussy and a sorry excuse for a man. oh and you were never my "fix" dude you couldn't even keep it up! you can take the movies i brought and shove them up your ass!! you might like it. sad really fucking sad.. that you treat me like shit over some assumption and a fucking london broil. you know if you wanted to just have sex i probably would not have come back after the last time you couldn't perform. but you know i thought you were a good person.. seems my sister was right ... you are an asshole and not worth the time. I have moved on and am very happy with a man that CAN perform and has the sense enough to talk to me and if he is upset... tell me whats on his mind... grow the fuck up asshole.. oh and just for th
Original Poem Written By Me Today.
The Sudden Death of my heart He came in with a vengence to take control, He came in with a vengence to take my soul. This two-faced devil with innocent eyes, Lips sweet like honey that speak nothing but lies. The hell that he wrought has left me cold and hollow, He walked out of my life but my heart wants to follow. He took all of my faith left me with nothing to believe, If there is ever another taker i will always fear he will leave. His torture is mental at night he haunts my dreams, He replays every memory leaving me to rip at the seams. His spirit lingers amongst these walls i still feel his embrace, I'm stuck inside this chaos and i just want to leave this place. But there is nowhere for me to go for here is where my spirit did part, When he came in with a vengence and caused the sudden death of my heart. By: Sheena aka mamacita preciosa '07
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Ready, Set, Don't Go
beautiful girl sleeps by herself half the bed's cold, she knows it's her fault she's given in and admitted defeat but she'll be fine. Cause I look up and watch and see the stars up above I know that it's wrong to wish upon the shooting ones cause they burn out so quick, too fast for me to get my wish, I guess they are just there for hoping. we always inevitably find ourselves wanting to run back to the ones we used to love, for some reason, thinking it would work out differently the second, third, or fourth time around. are you doing what you're doing today because it's what you want to do or because it's what you were doing yesterday? i want someone to care so much, even though i say that i don't. i push people away who start to love me because i know that if they stopped loving me, it would kill me. Shes lost again. Trying to find the good in anything. Lost between the urge to let go and the strength to hold on. I find mys
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Best Qualities.........................
Think about the things you love to do. Think about the things that you consider yourself damn good at. Think about the qualities that Other people compliment you on...... Maybe it is the way you speak, Maybe it is the way you treat other people. Maybe it is the way you GIVE OF YOURSELF. Maybe it is your eyes or the way you move, Or maybe it is the way you PRESNT YOURSELF........ Those qualities make you the person you are. (I AM) They are not just your BEST qualities. They are you ATTRIBUTES, your ASSEST.... If you have the right qualities, if you have the right attributes, the right attitude,assets, then-and only then-Can you achieve that CERTAIN DREAM........ (MY DREAM)
My name is Pete and I thought I might say hello. I am home, from my trip from Europe a few months and I am getting settled back into American life again . I read your profile and thought I might stop by, say hello and see if you might want to become friends and talk? Yahoo IM : SonderGaad78209, I am on there the most but I have the other instant messengers, so let me know your username and server. I am in the San Antonio area, in Texas. I just got back from traveling Europe, well the Netherlands, Germany( western half), Belgium, Luxembourg, Ireland, and Britain and then last year I was recalled to active duty , I am a reservist in the United States Coast Guard. I have noticed a lot of old friends have moved and married, so I am here looking for friends most of all. I am Alsatian, Basque-Spanish, Scottish, Dutch and Jewish. I am currently going to school, I received my two-year degree in criminal justice and working on my four year degree at UTSA or where ever. If you have children
Happy Holidays
Happy holidays all! I hope everyone had a nice Thanksgiving. We had a wonderful one with my family, and Doug's. I think we had too much food, but it was fun to cook for everyone and watch all of them get stuffed. We had two separate celebrations! It is easier to keep everyone civil that way. LOL!We spent the weekend enjoying shopping downtown, in the arts district, and then we saw the new movie Enchanted. It was a sweet movie and I loved it! Later, we had some steak burgers and eggnog shakes. Yum! Man, the holiday calories will kill me, but with the membership to the Y, I should be good. I have already lost 10 pounds! YAY! Hubby got us a new bedroom suit for the new home. We have a slight change of plans. The other place was not what we agreed on. No way we can afford the monthly fee, they were asking, compared to what was quoted by the loan company. Grrrrrrrrrr! So, we are building a modular, that looks amazing. I get my own photography studio finally! Yes! Well, I must run and pac
HOLEE SHIT! here comes the masters and mistresses of FUCK! Sorry Leo, but Scorps ARE the leaders in the Kink O Rama factor (Hey Lions, you are the kings and queens of everything ELSE...let it go...OMMMMMMMM) Scorpios KNOW how to seduce. They KNOW what is kinky. They are highly manipulative. They KNOW how to get you to do what THEY want. They KNOW how to fuck. And they are making room for modifications. All they have to do is walk into a room and look at you, and you WILL be on your back assuming the position. One Scorpio I knew used to shackle her lover to her dining room table and serve food around his naked . body for dinner parties. She would put the Dip right between his legs and tell everyone to try some.This is just an idea of Scorpio kink. She would punish him later if things Anne Rice (During her 'Beauty' phase) wants to be a Scorpio. Leos and Scorpios make for a fabulous tryst...but the emotions are staggering. Don't dare TRY to make a Scorpio jealous...they
My Planet
Planet Jupiter: Jupiter is the largest planet in our solar system and is related symbolically to optimism, a love of freedom, new experiences,generosity, and expansiveness. A relationship with the universe in the form of religion and philosophy is provided by the planet Jupiter. The children of Jupiter has a sense of legal justice whether man made or natural; it also allows its children to grow through impositions and challenges. Jupiter protected the city of Rome and he both blessed warriors as they went off to war and then greeted them when they returned from the battle. He had the power to punish and reward them, he was also a frequent hurler of thunderbolts. Jupiter is associated with the sign of Sagittarius and once it was also associated with Pisces, It can make its children overly-optimistic, self indulgent and conceited. Planet Jupiter is ruler of Sagittarius
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Dragons, Snakes, and Pearls are symbols for human DNA, Fire representing soul sparks of light emanating from the flame of creation. Dragons are winged beings portrayed in the ancient mythologies of most cultures. They link with winged gods from the heavens who came to Earth to create the human race and are very important symbology in the creational blueprint of our reality. Much of dragon lore tells us that dragons were loathsome beasts and evil enemies to humankind. But dragons were born of a time other than men; a time of chaos; a time of creation out of destruction. The dragon is a fabulous and universal symbolic figure found in most cultures thought the world. Some examples of the symbology of the dragon are: - Gnostics: "The way through all things." - Alchemy: "A winged dragon - the volatile elements; without wings - the fixed elements." - Chinese: "The spirit of the way"' bringing eternal change. - Guardian of the 'Flaming Pearl" symbol of spiritual perfection and
History Of Me...
01. Raised in: Lowell, MA 02. Planned baby : Yes, dad came home from the Army and they got "busy" 03. Birth date: 9/19/69 04. Any siblings: 2 sisters and 1 brother 05. Youngest or oldest: Second oldest 06. Hair color: Medium brown with natural red highlights 07. Hair length: Middle of back (long) 08. First school: Abraham Lincoln School 09. Eye color: Hazel 10. Shoe size: 7...hehe 11. Mood: F.I.N.E. = Fucked up, insecure, neurotic, and emotional. That pretty much sums it up for today. 12. Height: 4'11"...hehe 13. Lefty/righty: Righty 14. Shortest relationship?: Two weeks, trust me you don't want to 15. Longest relationship? 10 years, trust me you don't want to know about this one 16. Have you ever been heartbroken? Yes and it sucks! 17. Are you liking someone now? I like lots of people. 18. Have you ever fallen for a friend? Yes 19. Are you afraid of commitment? No, I pr
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What Holiday Ornament Am I?
You Are a Snowman Friendly and fun, you enjoy bringing holiday cheer to everyone you know! What Christmas Ornament Are You?
Friends List
THIS BLOG DOESNT PERTAIN TO THE PEOPLE ON MY FAMILY LIST. All the rest of you on my friends list and if you want to continue to be on my friends list please email me on fubar. I am cleaning out my list. I have over 300 names on my friends list and sick of having all these people on my list MOST OF THEM people dont even talk to. LIKE I SAID BEFORE IF YOU ARE NOT ON MY FAMILY THEN PLEASE EMAIL ME ON FUBAR TO LET ME KNOW YOU WANT TO STAY ON MY FRIENDS LIST. BUY THE DAY DAY AFTER XMAS IF I HAVENT HEARD FROM YOU ...YOU WILL BE REVOMED...To all the ones that remainE my freinds LIST thank you in an advance...LOVE YOU ALL!!
Disturbed Turn Bad Luck Into Inspiration For Indestructible Lp
Oct 26 2007 3:15 PM EDT Disturbed Turn Bad Luck Into Inspiration For Indestructible LP Breakups, fires and accidents have inspired the new album, which might feature a Faith No More cover. By Chris Harris For the last month or so, Disturbed have been holed up in a Chicago recording studio, working on material for their upcoming fourth album, tentatively titled Indestructible and slated for a spring 2008 release. According to frontman David Draiman, the follow-up to 2005's Ten Thousand Fists — which has sold close to 1.5 million copies in the U.S. alone — is "dark, very dark," lyrically as well as musically. In fact, Draiman believes it's much more complex and foreboding than anything they have done during their 10 years together. When someone like Draiman tells you his lyrics are even darker than normal, you've got to ask the man what inspired his bleak prose. "Dude, I've had a f---ed-up couple of years," he admits with a snicker. "All kinds of horrible stuff went on. B
I Hate My Life!!!
my life sucks no one loves me and no one fucking cares all people ever do is talk shit and never do nothing about it it husrt to be hated and not know for what i know i probaly dont make any sence but what ever not like u even care why r u reading this u dont care no one dose!! im sick of people acting like they care about me and then just end up using me just like everyone else dose i have feelings to but no one cares about my feelings or what i want or nothing!!
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Storms Pimpout!
hey, how is everyone today? this is a friend of mine a really good friend who is very cool. she could use some help leveling up. it would be really cool if u could help her out! thanks and have a good day :D > > Storm@ fubar
Lordi - Dark Floors - Official Teaser
Yes! It's the band, Lordi starring in a horror flick! I'm excited to see it!
Ok This Is Soo Messed Up..stuck Here
Ok this morning was inquiring about deleting acct and leaving Fubar ..if still got a current vip acct . Bouncers said got to cancel your vip acct then delete acct but if you got a.. prepaid vip or gift vip acct you don't have a cancel link under vip status ..any way o told bouncer about this well i was told cann't cancell till it runs out .. i believe if ya wanna leave should be able to leave not be locked in till the vip runs out
Hey all, I'm gonna be deleting my fubar account...if any of you want to stay in contact with me then send me an email with your yahoo or msn messenger id or you can add me to myspace if you have one. There's just way too much drama and shit on here that I don't need in my life, I have enough personal shit going on to be adding internet shit on top of it! I've enjoyed chatting with the cool peeps just have realized this is something that I don't need anymore. I will leave my account up until tomorrow so those of you that want to stay in contact have time to do that. Love to all!! Monica
For Those Who Didnt Notice!!!!
It Is Way To Freaking Early For This!
Whoo Hoo
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
Where Once A Beauty
Where Once A Beauty Where once a beauty did reside A barren path remains Frozen fast as love denied Infused with sad refrains Upon the brink of cold abyss Consumed by visions of your kiss Upon the brink Upon the brink Faint echoes of the love I miss Where once a beauty did reside Wind carries lonely cries In darkness I am forced to hide Turn everything inside I long for you to rescue me Embrace this heart and set me free I long for you I long for you Restore the love that used to be Where once a beauty did reside Cold fingers tighten fast With all the bitter tears I've cried I'm sentenced to the past Time drifts away, leaves me behind You turned away, the void assigned Time drifts away Time drifts away In icy tomb I am enshrined
Life Is A Beautiful Thing
Life is a beautiful thing,.... Now you're prob. wondering what makes it so great,. It's the things we often say we hate,. and the things we just for some reason can't understand,. I used to not understand alot about life,. and I was depressed and angry. But.. I woke up, all on my own without anyone's help. Instead of being Doped up on drugs and having someone tell me whats right and wrong,. for 300 bucks and hour,. I did it myself,. I might say it alot,. But its true,. Life is about Learning, Living, laughin, The pain, The hurt, The tears, The hate, and Anger,. and seeing the beauty in all of it,. When you prick your finger on a torn of a rose, you don't Dig up the bush and throw it away,. why.. because its beautiful, BUT you learn not to grab it like you did,. Life is the same way,. I don't have a PHD, MD, BBLLD whatever.. But I have learned you can't hide your emotions Life is about Feeling , MAD, ANGRY, UPSET, HAPPY, ESTATIC, Depressed, Lonely, HURT, Beaten,
1. Honestly, how many people have you had strong feelings for this year? one 2. Honestly, what color is your underwear? pink 3. Honestly, what’s on your mind? my life... my feelings.. my future 4. Honestly, what were you doing right before you logged into Fubar? was taking a shower 6. Honestly, have you done something bad today? nope not really 7. Honestly, do you watch Wild n’ Out? no 8. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now? yes 9. Honestly who makes you happy most of the time? makes me happy? ooo I don't know anymore. takes alot to make me happy. 10. Honestly, what makes you sad most of the time? hmmm what?? does.... My LIfe its SAD!!! 11. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very minute? yes.. very very much 12. Honestly, do you have any deep secrets? yeah 13. Honestly, when is the last time you have been to the library? PFFFfff... back when i was in high school 14. Honestly, are you mean? i have my moments 15.
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Are You Livin Your Dreams?
*Written on 5/24/07* Are you???? Sometimes I think about my friends and how some of them are truly living their dreams and how that must feel. It doesn't necessarily mean they are totally happy with their lives or themselves but that can be worked on.. what's important is that they are doing something they love to do and they set their mind to do it and made it happen!!! It doesn't have to be some crazy dream.. I don't know any astronauts or elephant trainers.. but they are truly doing something that makes them happy and very special. Money has nothing to do with it.. some are not livin large.. but they are ENJOYING what they are doing. I'm so incredibly proud of my friends!! It blows my mind what some of them have accomplished!! Sometimes I'm jealous! lol. Who wouldn't be.. It's time for me to start living!!! Eff this workin to live shit!! I'm tired of not living to live!!!! Ohh.. don't worry.. I'm not quittin my day job.. yet. lol. I'm gonna pick one of my dr
Her Heart
"HER HEART" Possesions do not make happiness. I could own the world and still I'd be lonely. I only want one thing that I can not have. I want her heart only. I'll die a pauper because I will never have the only thing that would make me rich... Her heart
Shadow Walker
There are those who prefer the light, And there are those who prefer the dark I guess you could say I prefer the shadows It’s a dangerous business Being a shadow walker, my friend Dangerous business indeed I’m on the borderline The threshold always in my mind A balance beam’s width My only support Don’t stray too far Be careful not to fall Think twice before each step There’s no going back Just forward Follow the straightaway I can do what I wish The line doesn’t limit It just guides me To what I see My truth, and only mine The light lies on my right And the darkness my left I mustn’t stray I mustn’t lose myself Because shadows disappear In the darkness And the light a gift to the shadow walker
Things Not To Do Or Say To A Bartender
I'm pretty sure every one of these rules was violated in some shape or form tonight. Just a heads up to anyone who is going out to drink at some sort of liquor-dispensal location, here are a few tips: 1. The first words out of your mouth should not be "What's cheap?" The first answer that comes to mind is "You are." I don't mind if someone asks if we run happy hour, I'm more than happy to go through the specials with you and really don't mind the fact that you are getting discounted drinks. Just remember that your drinks are discounted so if you and a few friends rack up a 100 dollar tab, that tab should actually be 140. I served you well, please tip accordingly. 2. Don't ask me for free drinks. Just like in the prior point you may as well just say "I'm a cheap bastard." If you would like free drinks try this approach: stop by our bar more than once a year. Be friendly and take care of the bartenders, then I guarentee we will take care of you. 3. Think about s
The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee. A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The pr ofessor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar He shook the jar lightly The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous 'yes.' The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and
Bilderberg 2007 Comes To An End Bilderberg 2007 comes to an end Daniel Estulin Sunday June 3, 2007 The sun has set on Bilderberg 2007. After a sumptuous lunch, most Bilderbergers will return to their countries of choice freshly armed with precise instructions from the Steering Committee on how to proceed in covertly expanding the powers of One World Government. Amongst this year’s delegates we can find Henry Kissinger; Henry Kravis of KKR; Marie Josee Kravis of Hudson Institute; Vernon Jordan; Etienne Davignon, Bilderberger President; Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands, daughter of one of the founders, Prince Bernhard and the Queen and King of Spain. As a rhetorical question, can someone please explain to me how is it that “good” liberals such as John Edwards and Hillary Clinton as well as “do-gooder” humanitarians with multip
Re: Sooooo....what's The Deal With World Trade Center 5????
RE: Sooooo....What's the Deal with World Trade Center 5???? ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Pamela's Protest Date: 30 Nov 2007, 15:42 Sooooo....What's the Deal with World Trade Center 5????----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: ♂ Georgilla 9.11 Truth Now Guerrilla ♀Date: Nov 30, 2007 7:30 AMWorld Trade Center Building 5 ~ Why No Collapse ? ***Look at the Perfect Little Outline of Building Seven***READ THE COMMENTS OF THE VIDEO HereSome Choice Comments from (3 months ago) (Reply) Wow. The fires on that building are intense and it was damaged by falling debris as well. It should have fallen at free fall speed straight down before the end of the day. Hmmmm. I wonder why it didnt. hotwriter36 (4 months ago) Borders Bookstore, where I worked, was just
Name a person in space or time Who's found true love that the love didn't die. Name a woman Who has stayed true after she has said "I do." Name a man That's kept his oath one who didn't replace her after she grew old. Find me a child Who hasn't been hurt by words or deed or even divorce. When you find these then you've a family. One that can't be broken because love is all they need.
Releasing The Pain
In my poems I write what I feel, and what i write about is vividly real. I cant lie when i write because its inside me. These feelings are stronger Than you'd ever believe. To let out the anguish the pain and sorrow, To put them on paper before they destroy tomorrow. This is my way of saving my life before the desolation kills me and brings more strife.
Marks Upon The Heart
As she cries out your name it is like music to your ears, Your hands grasping at her hips as if she will disappear if you let go. Softer than even the softest of furs her skin feels under your fingers. She rides you hard and fast, her walls wrapped around you so tightly, Hot and slick, like the finest of silken gloves. Her shapely figure outlined in the the soft light of candles, Flickering thru her glazed eyes an unbridled passion only for you. Sweet Delicious torture only she this goddess can give. Every thrust builds a deep heat in each others cores. Begging to release upon one another. The defining moment of love, passion, and lust has come. In forgotten tongues both you and her cry out to the heavens above, And even hell below, They know as you do deep within your soul.. she is yours and yours only. Even in death, the bond cannot be broken. As the marks upon each others hearts will stay forever embedded within.
"i'm Tired" Ltcol J Repya 101st Airborne Div
After spending a number of hours on the road today (Casper to Sheridan) standing in a flagline in honor of one of our Veterans, witnessing his family's heartwrenching pain, 17 degrees temps, dark skies & light snow (but it's a mild winter so far, right?) I am still tight on this man's letter. Snopes confirms the truth of his letter, Hooah! 'I'm Tired' Two weeks ago, as I was starting my sixth month of duty in Iraq , I was forced to return to the USA for surgery for an injury I sustained prior to my deployment. With luck, I'll return to Iraq to finish my tour. I left Baghdad and a war that has every indication that we are winning, to return to a demoralized country much like the one I returned to in 1971 after my tour in Vietnam. Maybe it's because I'll turn 60 years old in just four months, but I'm tired. I'm tired of spineless politicians, both Democrat and Republican who lack the courage, fortitude, and character to se
Back At The Start
I swear im getting back where i started.... the shy quiet girl who doesn't talk to anybody. I'm afraid to get close to anyone anymore. im afraid to get attached to someone and get hurt in the end. because it has happened so many times. i know im only 19 and this is just the beginning but. I dunno if i should let my guard down or build a bigger wall.. and hardly trust anyone or be more hesitent to meet people. sometimes i swear i just wanna be in my own lil bubble ... hardly anyone understands me anymore. my friends don't know a whole lot about me. i've got so many secrets im bout bleeding out my ears from it. and People don't understand how sensitive i can be when it comes to my feelings and stuff. i might look tough and all... which i don't think i am.. but other people do. but damn I would call myself a baby sometimes. I still think about my past so much it drives me nuts... i regret so much .. but gesh u can't go back and change it. I worry so much about the future cuz i don't have
everyday we fight the war every day we lose men and woman every day we have to look in the eyes of childrean and see the tears fall to the dusty ground we close r eyes and still we see the blood on our hands carrying those who have fallin to give us freedome so there fore we shall stand tall and stronge never to give up our freedome but to give those our rath who dare apose us and to make sure we give our fallen comrades respect and to tell them that they didnt die in vein but made use stronger we will always remember ur sacrafise for our freedome WE SALUTE YOU writen by me samantha
Wild Signs!
Wild Side of your Sign! Astrological Signs Like You have Never Seen them 1. Taurus (April 21-May 21) These people are earthy, natural, and have a direct approach to the opposite sex which can only be called tactless. The typical Taurus pickup line is "wanna fuck?" The typical Taurus comeback to that line is "no, thanks, I already have one asshole in my pants." But once a Taurus has his mind made up, there's no stopping him. He'll rent a $200-a-night hotel room, and a $500-a-night whore, and pretend he is having fun. At least half of Mastercard's business is done with Tauruses. A Taurus doesn't do anything unless there's something to show for it. Walk into even the most modest Taurus's home, and you'll see at least a whole wall of trophies. Never mind that they are for "Most Improved Bowler" or "Third Place, Rhubarb Pies" or "Fastest Sheep Catcher in Texas." It's the trophy that counts. Tauruses tend toward all kinds of excesses. Food, booze, sex. In al
Deleted Friends
well deleted most of my friends i never talk to them so whats the point on having them on so bye bye to the rest still on glad to have u till i get pissed and deltet them too lol
I Need A Hug!
After a day of shopping; on the way home from dinner something "popped" in the van & it sounds funny. According to my brothers it's either a muffler or exhaust problem; so back into the shop it goes. I'm feeling very down & defeated at the moment. I've tried to get past the whole auto accident a few months back that left me in a very unreliable vehicle that just tends to suck whatever extra cash I have but tonight it's just too much. I sobbed all the way home. I just want to scream & kick the shit out of the uninsured/no driver's license asshole that ran the stop sign! I know that doesn't sound like me at all does it. Anyway, it's 8:45pm on a Saturday night & I'm going to bed! Hope everyone else is having a good weekend. Love to all! ~*~XOXO~*~Lizzy
Sexual Healing
Contest Open
friends are forever as long as thier true. they share every moment both happy or blue. a friend is to lean on when lfe treats you bad. a friend makes you smile when your feeling so sad. friends stick together right to the end. there is nothing more loyal than a true honest friend. a friend can be comfort when pain meets your fate. they are always there for you never making you wait. so cherrish your friendship and treat it with care. and the ones you are friends with will always be there.
My Sexual Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 138 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at
She Lives In The Dark
She lives in the dark. She is stunning yet pale. Her hair falls like a curtain, Hiding her beautiful eyes. It falls to her dainty waist, Hiding all her elegant grace. He to lives in the dark Yet he is not so pale. His hair so striking, shiny and black. His eyes too are hidden. His charming smile is crooked, His structure, so unique. They now sit together in the dark. Their morbid hearts now combined. A perfect love they had in mind. Nothing went wrong in the beginning, Their love seemed so strong. These two lovers did belong. This love was soon ended By a pathetic feud. Her heart ripped to shreds, His heart not affected. She questioned his love. Did he love her or did he not? Though their love is dead Their friendship still strong. She is trying to move on. This task for him seemed so simple. He seems to have never cared, He seems happier now. She is now with another, He too claims to love her. She loves him too but not the same Her heart no l
They're Everywhere
Different Current mood: tired (This is a poem I wrote back in 2002.) You look at a young girl and what do you see? You see a dark clothed female. You look at her face and what do you see? You see eyes, a nose, a mouth, and hair. You look in her eyes and what do you see? You see the pathway to her soul. You look at her soul and what do you see? You see a happy, brave girl screaming to get out. But no, the world won't let that happen; You keep her locked away and show her nothing but hatred, lies, and anger. You make her depressed and scared at all times; She goes to her room, locks the door, and just sits there and cries. When at school people look at her like she is weird, Only because she is different then them. She tries and tries to speak to people about her inner beauty, But everyone shuns her away. Close-minded and selfish they walk around her, Not a word spoken to her. I recieved 2nd place through the GFWC/TN Fonti
Time To Let Go
I think I need some time to let go of som of the BULLSHIT in my life I want to know what I mean to people. Am I a friend, A lover, A pest, Or just some one to fill space when your board. Im I impotrant to you or just a toy that you can play with at your convinice? To be honest I dont think it matters any more Im tired, Im alone most of my nights and maybe just maybe thats the way it should be. I dont want to fight any more. because Im not worth any body fighting over me. Im no longer worthy of any of it. I give up. I give in I cant do this any more I dontwant to hurt and the pain wont stop. No longer able to deal with all that is going on in my mind I will just sit back and let shit go I have no other choice To all that love me need me and want me. please tell me why Im worthy of you. because to be honest I dont have a fucking clue I
SOCIAL SECURITY SEX Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!" LOUD SEX A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell " "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "it wakes me up!" QUIET SEX Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!" CONFOUNDED SEX A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood,
I'll Take 2 Gallons Of Algae Please
The 16 big flasks of bubbling bright green liquids in Roger Ruan’s laboratory at the University of Minnesota are part of a new boom in renewable energy research. Driven by renewed investment as oil prices push $100 a barrel, Dr. Ruan and scores of scientists around the world are racing to turn algae into a commercially viable energy source.Some algae is as much as 50 percent oil that can be converted into biodiesel or jet fuel. The biggest challenge is cutting the cost of production, which by one Defense Department estimate is running more than $20 a gallon.“If you can get algae oils down below $2 a gallon, then you’ll be where you need to be,” said Jennifer Holmgren, director of the renewable fuels unit of UOP, an energy subsidiary of Honeywell International. “And there’s a lot of people who think you can.” Researchers are trying to figure out how to grow enough of the right strains of algae and how to extract the oil most efficiently. Over the past two years they have received more m
Im Missing Oyu From 1st Lady My Fav Fav Song
Oh I'm missin' you Baby I'm missin' you Baby I'm missing you Things'll never be the same without you... What did I do to deserve this I didn't even get one last kiss, from you Oh baby God took your love from me He needed an angel so it seems I need to feel your hands all over me I need to feel you kissing me I need to feel you holding me I need to feel your touch Cause I miss your love so much And I can't keep on living this way I need you here with me Why could he take you away, from me It's hard for me to tell you I love you As I'm standing over your grave And I know I'll never hear your voice again Why did you leave me Why couldn't you just stay Because my world is nothin', without you Now I don't know what to do, with myself I would've given you anything Just to make you happy Just to hear you say, that you love me one last time I'd go to hell and back over and over again Just to prove to you how much I need you here
Personality Today
what i got for the personality mood today like making fun of people, like to crack nasty jokes,bad,everything out here for you is BAD .the only thing left for you is to improve your attitude,take one day at a time, don't read into things as everyone is out to get you cause they are not, and just find a common ground with the whole state of mind that you are in right now at this point in time you are looking for a peaceful state of the mind it's are already on the right track to that by accepting this quiz as it comes... Whats your mood!! find out now!!!!!!!!!!! like making fun of people, like to crack nasty jokes,bad,everything out here for you is BAD .the only thing left for you is to improve your attitude,take one day at a time, don't read into things as everyone is out to get you cause they are not, and just find a common ground with the whole state of mind that you are in right now at this point in time you are looking for a pe
Just Another Day
These next two weeks are going to be hell. I hate finals. All we are doing is going over everything we have done. Damn 9 weeks put in to 2 weeks, this is going to suck big time. just need to relax and have lots of fun!
Enjoy Your Life...
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All Just For You
I don't want to break your heart I know it's fragile I will hold it in my hands And promise to be gentle I want to be your lover Most of all your best friend I want to be the smile in your heart that never ends I want to be the one to hold you When you want to be held I'll be the one that knows when you need space Time alone to be yourself I want to give you the sun In all it's brightest hues So you could feel it's warmth caress your skin I want to give you all the stars In the clear desert sky For you to wish upon May all your dreams come true *Dedicated to someone who holds the key to my heart, just hope he knows it!*
Women, Men
Man discovered weapons, invented hunting. Woman discovered hunting, invented furs. Man discovered colors, invented painting. Woman discovered painting, invented make-up. Man discovered speech, invented conversation. Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip. Man discovered agriculture, invented food. Woman discovered food, invented diet. Man discovered friendship, invented love. Woman discovered love, invented marriage. Man discovered trade, invented money. Woman discovered money, man has never recovered.
I walk alone my thoughts are of you I walk alone and you are there I sit alone space besides me I sit alone and you appear I sleep alone bed so empty I sleep alone your in my dreams I eat alone my meal not shared I eat alone your at my table I laugh alone no one to hear I laugh alone I hear you laughter I cry alone my tears not seen I cry alone your arms are there In my thoughts in day and in night Making my path through life complete
All i gotta say is im tired of waiting for something/someone good to come along. Because when i think i find that person they always tell me something or stop talking to me all together. Seriously do yall think that its fun to sit by the phone and wait and wait for you to call me and let me know what the effing deal is or friggin simply emailing or iming me on yahoo??? Its not and im done waiting on guys or pepole..............if yall want something real and somebody whod do just about anything for you or whatever that cares about you for you then u found it but i guess thats not what u wanted entirely and im sorry that i lack where you wanted the most!! Thats all i got to effing say im out!
The Beginning
This beginning starts in the midst of much smoke. It is the smoke of conscience- twisting about in self-expressing being. It comes at the end of a great loss, and then thrown into a lot of the following chaos. It fully brims on the outside of a line, and it begins at the middle another. It starts while childish music fades and sophisticated notes of Lions are heard. Sharks and Lions- all ready to spring on this aged, new life. It starts with a simple man, a very simple man. A man named Mateo.
im so sick of all the drama bullshit. i dont think it ever goes away. theres drama everywhere in life...relationships,friendship,work,school. im soooo sick of it. i try my best to stay away from it but it seems to follow me. i just dont understand...
Just A Thought
I know a lot of people have asked to veiw my private pictures. Although, I cant add everyone to my family to view them, but if you send me a private message I will consider your requests. If you dont send me a private message I wont consider it at all. Thanks!
I Won't
I Won’t Into the mouth of hell its deeper than your wishing well Drips of lust and despair but will I follow you there Hate and anger, desperation Desire, greed and no change in sight Do I do the deed Or do I say goodnight I won't follow you into that world I don't care what you have in store for me You can't control my hate and desire For you are the one who is the liar Darkness of tunnels Fought my way through The anger fills me but I'll break you in two You try your best to ruin me No that I know I am setting myself free I won't miss you, won't have you drag me down I will turn myself around Different life with differents dreams All I hear is your faultered screams
Sometimes Love Just Ain't Enough
Simon & Garfunkel: Sounds Of Silence
Love At First Sight
It's hard to put into words... Sometimes it's just a glance across a crowded room... Maybe the moonlight... Maybe her perfume... Sometimes you just know...
Truly Great
Life is not always easy. And that is a major reason why it is so precious. Many of life's best rewards are possible only because you must work your way through difficult challenges to get to them. If everything in life were easy, there would be no opportunity for real fulfillment. If the only things you experienced were pleasure and comfort, it would be impossible for you to fully appreciate them. A life of total ease and a complete lack of challenge would be unbearably tedious. When the next challenge comes your way, when the next obstacle blocks your progress, find it in yourself to be thankful. For the difficulties provide you with truly magnificent opportunities to create value, to find meaning and fulfillment in living. The challenges enable you to give of yourself and to make a real difference. And that's something you desire at the deepest level. Life is not always easy. And because of that, you have the opportunity to make it truly great. -- Ralph Marston
Real Xmass
To sit thear in X-MASS morning with your loved ones to watch you lilttle one open thear gifts left under the tree from sana to play in the snow to eat xmass cookins to feel the wormth in your kids hearts as thay kiss u hug u telling u how much thay love what thay got thaths the real xmass for me
Voice Messages #
Call this Number and use this code to leave me a voice message please... 1(641)715-0101 Code: *595836
I Love Mami, I Swear I Do....
...but is it absolutely necessary for her to call me at WORK to tell me that she was on the phone with AT&T and they didn't know how to do something with speaker phone? Like was that a dire emergency that needed to be told to me asap?! And then. THEN. she gets pissed and hangs up on me when I tell her I'm trying to work and am very busy. *GRRRRRRRRRRRR*
Help Me Plzzz?
Here's where I'm @ IF ya wanna help out, thank alot Hippie (on my other guy shouts work there)
A Poem
Take a man and put him alone, Put him twelve thousand miles from home. Empty his heart of all but blood, Make him live in sand, in mud. This is the life I have to live, This the soul to God I give. You have your parties and drink your beer, While young men are dying over here. Plant your signs on the White House lawn; "Lets get out of Iraq". Use your signs and have your fun, Then refuse to use a gun. There's nothing else for you to do, Then I'm supposed to die for you? There is one thing that you should know; And that's where I think you should go! I'm already here and it's too late. I've traded all my love for all this hate. I'll hate you till the day I die. You made me hear my buddy cry. I saw his leg and his blood shed, Then I heard them say, "This one's dead". It was a large price for him to pay, To let you live another day. He had the guts to fight and die, To keep the freedom you live by. By his dying, your life he buys, But w
Help My Friend She Needs More Help
help my friend queen of hearts she needs your help there is the link so you can show your support for her thank you very much
Redneck Dog..lmao
On a hot summer day, a redneck came into town with his dog. He tied the dog under the shade of a tree and went into the bar for a cold beer. About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who owned the dog tied under the tree. The redneck said that it was his . The policeman said, "Your dog seems to be in heat." The redneck replies, "No way dog's in heat she's cool kawse I got 'er tied unner the shade tree." The policeman says, "No! You don't understand your dog needs to be bred. "No way," the redneck says, "dog don't need bread, she ain't hongry, kawse I fed 'ER beef jerky this mornin'." Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; "NO! You don't seem to understand, your dog wants to have sex!" The redneck looks at him with a long pause and says, "Go 'head. I always wanted a police dog!"
emotions so twisted your stomach churns... you know you won't sleep tonight, yet your so exhausted that sleep is welcome... now your on your knees before the porcelin trying like hell to keep the contents of your stomach from coming up the way they went down... the cool of the bathroom tile a calming agent you just can't find through any other source. the wave of nausea passes so you curl up on the floor crying yourself to hiccups, then the emotions flood, anger, sadness, despair, hatred, agony, and loss... the realization that the one thing you held so dear, and took vows to protect is gone... death is nothing compared to this pain, and that thought rocks you to your core...
Sending Love Your Way
L§u ~ Lë§' WÅy!
Twenty four days before Christmas, in a state in the south, Les Miles was pissed as he opened his mouth.“Miles to Michigan,” was reported as fact. To which Miles responded, “Herbie you don’t know jack!” The Tigers had suffered a gut wrenching loss, At the hands of McFadden and the rest of the hogs. And Bo in his sweatshirt, and Miles in his Hat. Were determined to prove they were better than that! When the Tennessee Vols ran out on the field, There were ruckus applause from the mentally ill. Still in the locker room, Les told his team, “This season ain’t over. We still have a dream.” The hurt throwing arm of QB Matt Flynn Meant Ryan was the man they put their faith in. Then the fans all heard, what Les said in the Dome. “I ain’t goin’ anywhere. I’m happy. I’m Home!” The fans were still thinking “This might be a trick.”‘til someone pointed out “Hey, this guy ain’t Nick!” The Hat took the field for this championship game, And he brought all his Tigers, and called
Nsfw Pics
OK, I recently deleted my first Fu-friend. Reason? She has a fuck-ton of naked/sex/NSFW pics on her profile. Am I some kind of prude who thinks that that is wicked, evil, sinful and nasty? Quite the opposite, in fact. But right before her ass was dropped off my list, she decided that she was sick and tired of people ogling her NSFW pics all the time. So, what does she do? She decides to start charging a fee to look. Do you know what this equals? In my mind, anyway? SHE IS A WHORE. Plain and simple. And from the looks of things on her profile....SHE'S A FUCKING PORNSTAR!! WTF? Ladies, ( and I use that term loosely) if you don't want horny guys looking at your tits and ass (and in this case, stills of you with a cock in your twat/ass/mouth) here's an idea I'm sure never crossed your tiny minds.......DON'T FUCKING POST THEM!!! Face facts, guys are gonna wanna look at you naked, it's just our nature. And, while I'm on this tangent...guys, making lewd comments about pictures like "
All Family Please Read
RULES: THERE ARE NOT MANY BUT SOME I FEEL ARE NEEDED Family: 1. No member who runs 2 tags may hold a leadership in the family. running 2 tags as just member will be fine but please advise me before you join someone else. and first prioroty will be Mystic Warriors Some have ask about honorary members these are member who first priority is to their first family these members will be given equal respect. as well as there families 2. As i stated before this is a no pressure bombing family but that does not mean you can do nothing at all 3. No drama any member causing this will be dismissed no questions ask 4. Any problems within the kingdom will be handled by myself or real flirt if it is with another family please let us handle it do not try and do it yourself Contest: 1. Because we have 2 platoon only 2 members in a contest at one time we want to give that member all support we can 2. Please advise me before entering a contest so i can make su
Thanks For The Pen
Fan B4 Adding ????? Why
I am absolutly fe wrote this one :) Why is it so damn important for me to fan somebody i don't know who isn't in the military, fire department, police department, or other "hero" type work. I prefer to fan someone after i have known them for a while. Why can't i be your friend first? i don't mind rating you, but if i have to "fan" you before i can "add" you i am not going to do anything, you will not get any points, comments, or rating from me!
Where Does Your Inner Californian Belong?
You Belong in Los Angeles Whether you'll admit it or not, a huge part of you likes being in the spotlight. And you may just have enough star quality to make it big in LA! Even if you don't become famous, you still belong in a place where you can get a year round tan. Where Does Your Inner Californian Belong?
He's Right..i Have My Moments
Picture a spinning toy laden with adventure Coupled with the things I've told And a dream can be as one I have my moments now and again I said I have my moments now and again Started in a dream Wound him up on a baseball team Took it on the road A B-17 with a hefty load Full of cargo and of spice Yeah a pirate ship who craves advice From the likes of Peter Pan You know I hear he's wanted by the law again Picture a spinning toy laden with adventure Coupled with the things I've told And a dream can be as one I have my moments now and again I said I have my moments now and again Now the tiger's got his eye What shall we do oh me oh my Better hide your daughters Yeah, we're in shark infested waters But the children can't be harmed Yeah, they are on to you and heavily armed With a leaf and a kazoo How can they be of use to you? Take me take me for a ride On the biffest largest vehicle you can ever Possibly imagine Get the keys let's go Drive Gonna ri
Pig Hunting
"Pig Hunting" - Here is something to think about There was a Chemistry professor in a large college that had some Exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab the Prof noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept Rubbing his back And stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist government. In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked, ' Do you know how to catch wild pigs?' The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said this was no joke.'You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they a
The Twelve Days Of Christmas
Dearest John: I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. What a thoroughly delightful gift. I couldn't have been more surprised. With deepest love and devotion, Agnes December 16 Dearest John: Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine - two turtle doves. I'm just delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable. All my love, Agnes December 17 Dear John: Oh! Aren't you the extravagant one. Now I really must protest. I don't deserve such generosity, three French hens. They are just darling, but I must insist, you've been too kind. Love, Agnes December 18 Dear John: Today the postman delivered four calling birds. Now really, they are beautiful, but don't you think enough is enough? You're being to romantic. Affectionately, Agnes December 19 Dear John: What a surprise! Today the postman delivered five golden rings; one for every finger. You
5 Days Left
i have 5 days left to get 5500 comments...please please please help me out. click on the pic and start leaving me as many comments as u possible can
When It Comes To Men, Are You A Player?
The Only Thing You Play is "Cool" It's not that you don't have the skills to juggle a few men� Nope, you just lack the desire. You prefer dating to be a simple one on one process. No games, no other people, no drama - just you and the guy you're getting to know. When It Comes To Men, Are You a Player?
Is This Semester Over Yet?
This semester is really starting to kick my ass. I am tired all the time, I haven't had any time to work out in like a month. I'm not getting fat though, you have to eat to get fat. For about 2 weeks I wasn't eating in the apartment, just coming home to pass out and shower in the morning. Only 11 more days till I can go home and my awesome break can start. Ugh... so much snow. comes the time for christmas And i really have to ask If this is feeling merry How much longer must it last I wish a one horse open sleigh Would come carry me away But i've been waiting here all day And one just hasn't come my way Now excuse me if i'm not being reverent But i was hoping for a miracle to hold me, wash me Save me from my righteous doubt as i watch helpless And everybody sings If it's chanukah or kwanza Solstice, harvest or december twenty-fifth Peace on earth to everyone And abundance to everyone you're with Laha da da da da da Da da da da da da da da da da da La da da d
Friends are someone who is always there they also wont lie to you or go behind your back. Friends will always stick up for you and have your back in a time of need. Friends are willing to lend a hand, whether it be a place to stay or something to eat. Friend always offer a encouraging word to brighten up your dreary day. Friends are so awesome. im glad to have some of the greatest in the world. you guys mean a lot to me and i love you all
For The Soldiers
The Night Before Christmas T'was the night before Christmas, He lived all alone, In a one bedroom house, Made of plaster and stone. I had come down the chimney, With presents to give, And to see just who, In this home did live. I looked all about, A strange sight I did see, No tinsel, no presents, Not even a tree. No stocking by the mantle, Just boots filled with sand, On the wall hung pictures, Of far distant lands. With medals and badges, Awards of all kinds, A sober thought, Came through my mind. For this house was different, It was dark and dreary, I found the home of a soldier, Once I could see clearly. The soldier lay sleeping, Silent, alone, Curled up on the floor, In this one bedroom home. The face was so gentle, The room in such disorder, Not how I pictured, A proud army soldier. Was this the hero, Of whom I'd just read?, Curled up on a poncho, The floor for a bed? I realized the families, That I saw this night, Ow
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men & women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. I have never figured out why the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil when it hears the words "I do." FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT????!!! What was that?!" So, she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear. "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep. The very next day I opted
All About Me...
1.)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A. Absofuckinglutely. I'm a domestic goddess! My apron says "Drinks well with others" 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.)A. What the hell kind of stupid question is that? Are we talking career wise? I always wanted to be an electronic engineer. 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.)A. Eloquence. 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.)A. Jager/Redbull 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5)A. Broccoli 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.)A. No laughing... The last Harry Potter one. 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you? 7)A. Aries 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.)A. 4 tats and just my ears are pierced. 9.)Q. Worst Habit 9.)A. Picking my nose and eating it? ROFL. Um, I'm a perfectionist. 10) I deleted this question because it is dumb. 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 11.)A. Volleyball 12.)Q. Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude? 12.)A. Optimistic, unless it is in regards to an ex. 13. Another dumb
Merry Christmas
My Immortal - Evanescence
I'm so tired of being here Suppressed by all my childish fears And if you have to leave I wish that you would just leave 'Cause your presence still lingers here And it won't leave me alone These wounds won't seem to heal This pain is just too real There's just too much that time cannot erase [Chorus:] When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears And I held your hand through all of these years But you still have All of me You used to captivate me By your resonating light Now I'm bound by the life you left behind Your face it haunts My once pleasant dreams Your voice it chased away All the sanity in me These wounds won't seem to heal This pain is just too real There's just too much that time cannot erase [Chorus] I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone But though you're still with me I've been alone all along [Chorus]
Native People (" Americans")
I Found This In My Friends Comments!!"before I Came A Mom"
Special Mom Once you have been hit, you have to hit 5 pretty Special Moms. Including the one who thought of YOU today & sent it to YOU...If you get hit again, You will know you are Really pretty! So hit 5 pretty moms on your friends list to let them know they are pretty special! Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didnt worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didnt want to put him down. I never felt my heart break into
~ Thugs Bash Boy Scouts With Shotgun To Steal Christmas Tree Money ~
Thugs Bash Boy Scouts With Shotgun to Steal Christmas Tree Money I can't believe this, beat a boy scout with a gun to steal their Christmas Tree money? These three Son of a Bitches are lower then Whale Shit. I live in this same city, i can tell you the one man did show up the next day and just handed the scouts the $300 that was stolen. And also that next night they usally sell 10-15 trees a night they sold more then 50 :)
Buy Me, See Here Or My Bulliten!
Im for sale! just think, you can now own your own sweet little piece of seduction! Starting bid is 60,000 , Someone has started the bidding already! CLICK MY PIC AND START BIDDING! PLEASE LEAVE ALL BIDS IN MY SHOUT BOX OR IN MY PRIVATE MESSAGES! Please repost!! (repost of original by 'The Art Of Seduction*Scooter Bar Beauty Crew*Free*To*Good*Home' on '2007-12-08 19:38:17')

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