- Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
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- Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its - called spit?
- How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
- Ever wonder how Freddy Kruger wipes his azz?
- Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?
- Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
- How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
- Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? but when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!
- If you're in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
- Why is it that when a person tells you there's over a million stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
