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Used To...
I was perfect I used to love her I used to care I used to spend every opportunity thinking about her I used to Then I changed I got used to going to school I got used to working all the time I got used to living with stress I got used to living with her Then I died inside I got used to being with her I got used to fighting I got used to appologizing I got used to the break up Then I was me again I got used to life I got used to dealing with her I got used to just being friendly I got used to puting people first again I am me now and I feel better

Used To
"Used To" You used to talk to me like I was the only one around. You used to lean on me like The only other choice was falling down. You used to walk with me like We had nowhere we needed to go, Nice and slow, to no place in particular. We used to have this figured out; We used to breathe without a doubt. When nights were clear, you were the first star that I'd see. We used to have this under control. We never thought. We used to know. At least there's you, and at least there's me. Can we get this back? Can we get this back to how it used to be? I used to reach for you when I got lost along the way. I used to listen. You always had just the right thing to say. I used to follow you. Never really cared where we would go, Fast or slow, to anywhere at all. We used to have this figured out; We used to breathe without a doubt. When nights were clear, you were the first star that I'd see. We used to have this under control. We never thought. We used to kno

Used
so just to clear up any miss understanding there is no 1 on ct that i have let close enough to me to hurt my feelings so please dont worry its not u if you thought that it was what have you done to me to make you think that lol and better yet if you can take time to read this then please just ask me

Used & Done....
What more could that title mean? What more could I hope by even caring? This blog is the only outlet I have to rant sooo rant I shall...any spelling or grammer mistakes are due to me and those that have issues with it .... oh f*ck off! LOL! Some time you got to laugh instead of cry.... I am so sick of being used for who I am what I am. My screen name needs to change for good because I am not feeling much like an angel at this point and really I could give a shit less. Speaking in that sense my damn wings are burnt so far down that there are feathers left! I have no more in me to protect those that I love or that need me. Every time I turn around someone is needy for me...WTF? These same people cant seem to get their crap straight and I just cannot keep going. and there are those out there that wonder why I am/want to go into the Coast Guard? Least there I know I am doing something positive!!! Lets get real people...there are those out there that are a drain and they won't tak

Used To The Pain
Used to the pain Keith Urban And so I wrote this song for you I think I know just what you're going through Did you believe you'd never change Nothin ever stays the same I know it's hard holdin on Even harder trying to let it go And so you're frozen like a stone But you are not alone Every step I take I get a little less afraid Of giving in to love, love Let it out Believe me when I say It gets better every day Once you get used to the pain What you hide inside I see There's a scar that's always gonna be There's a past in everyone You can't undo You can't outrun Every step I take I get a little less afraid Of giving in to love, love Let it out Believe me when I say It gets better every day Once you get used to the pain Every step I take I get a little less afraid Of giving in to love, love Let it out Believe me when I say It gets better every day Once you get used to the pain Once you get used to the pain

Used Car
It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.! He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it? "Heavens no, we bought it." "Then why don't you drive it away." "We can't drive." "Then why did you buy it?" "We were told that if we bought a Used car here we'd get screwed .so we're just waiting. If you did't laugh at this one you need to lighten up!

Used...
A single tear rolls down my cheeck, My soul is lost and cold. Trying to get over the heartbreak again. Everytime you use me, over and over, The wound cuts deeper and tears me apart. I try, try my hardest to stay away. But no matter how much you hurt me, again and again. I still stay. The love I feel deep in my heart, You and I know I'll never leave, as much as i've tried. So I sit here with you, BUT lonely and abandoned. Waiting to be used again.

Used To
fading from reality watching life pass by remember when... we used to go out we used to talk we used to make love i remember vividly nights at the bar in depth conversations unbridled passion i say i'm sorry "don't be" shouldn't i be? aren't you?

The Used
so softly abused, beautifully beaten, so wondrously used, the miserable little drama, the broken toy, the dismal ecstasy, baby's forgotten doll, chained to the floor, bleeding from the mouth, left in this cold room alone, as the blood dries on your cheek, curled in the dust, in company of ash, those who came before, on your back begging, what more do you want from me, don't have to feel, what you can't see, pain...

Used Yet Again...lol Does It Ever End............?
Someone I really liked...no...I loved...I trusted...was yet again to be just a twisted joke in the eyes of cruel fate....I hoped for so much more...but I dont believe it will be...because sadly and unfortuntley I don't believe its real...once again my heart is broken...never fully healed from each passing girl who only wishes to use me

Used Condoms
Who said there aren't perfectly good uses for used condoms? I can give you at least 50 that are sure to be great examples... Bicycle handle grips. French tickler animals. Shower caps for people with tiny heads. Put one on a light bulb for mood lighting. Fill one with helium and tie a note to it. Get 1000 and make a submarine. Put one over the showerhead to surprise Dad. Put 'em on your cat's feet to keep it from climbing the curtains. Blow a bunch up and tie them to the cars outside a wedding. Put one on your nose and be Bobo the clown. Water wings for those non-swimmers. Use 500 of them to spell out "We Want Women!!" on your house. Jello molds. Finger puppets. A wind sock. Use as a bobber when fishing. Put them on soda cans to keep the fizz in when you're not drinking it. Practical joke: Put one on an exhaust pipe. Suspenders. Recycle as a Burger King ketchup baggie. (or would mayonnaise be better?) Small animal muzzle.

Used Yet Again
"SO PISSED OFF" Yet again I trusted someone and they turned out to be a guy posing as a female.. why do they do this..? I opened up and mentioned things that I should have kept privie, my likes my dislikes and things about my personal life. I am so fucking angry,I feel used and abused.. grrr.. for someone to get thier jollies pretending, am I that fuckin stupid or just nieave.. gonna be so cautious from now on..If I feel I cant trust anymore.. i'll just pack it in......

Used
Drawn in by her sweet speech laid upon me like such a leech How was I to be fool so Had no idea she was such a ho Blinded by love and sweet caressThat women made my head a fuckin mess I opened my mind, heart, and soul like never before alas in the end she was just a whore as so the future is untold What I fear the most is my heart grow cold Such a fire I posess deep within Yet such anger lies right under my skin All I ever wanted was to be understood I should have known she was hood I leave it behind, its for the best I will never give up and never rest one day my dues be paid, all debts settled Find my soul mate, and once again see The wonder and delight that lives within me

Used Up
Used Up Is this me? This hard husk These pieces of road kill Hardened in the sun No blood left No life No joy No hate No love No hope Is this me? This used up piece of life Lying on the floor Walked over Stepped on Forgotten I feel nothing as you drive over me I’m just a speck in your rearview mirror

Used
I just really need to know where the hell I have Fool and or Sucker Tattooed on my body? Im so sick and tired of being used. And only beeing contacted when some one has a problem and thats it. I have a life, and belive it or not I have problems. oh and gess what? I HAVE FEELINGS ALSO! I am tired of being the one that is always there with the advice, and thats it. There are very few people that I care to concider friends any more. If you just need me to be a friend when its convinent for you, and or you need somthing. THEN GO FUCK YOURSELFS. I am tired of it. Thats not friendship. A few very special people have taught me what TRUE frienship is. Then I cherrish. Them I would give my life for. And turst me, if you dont know who you are, you never will. And friends my argue and disagree, and may wnat to kill eachother from time to time. But in the end friends are there for eachother, no matter what. And a true friend is not afraid to tell you how it is. Even if they know

Used
A friend is more than having a car. A friend is more than having money. To be a true friend you have to listen to this poem: Friends can say they like you and care about you, But when your in trouble and need them most who's there? No ones there. Can't you see you're being used? Yeah you can say you have friends-probably lots, But would they say the same when asked. Probably not they are to ashamed. See friends do these kids of things. When you're in trouble who gets the blame? You! Those are no kinds of friends. What do you do? Find a true friend! A true friend watches your back, And is there when needed the most. It doesn't matter if you have a car or money they like you for who you are. By....me Stacie Arnold

Used
Slow down Slow down I lived a life with no regrets till you came around (your lost I'm found) You had a hold on me But now it's slippin away You used me Never would I thought you'd try to Lie and deceive me I'm sure you thought I'd be easy (you had a chance but now there's nothing That you can call your own) Why does it feel like I have been the only one Who stopped and swam (Up the river) If everything you said to me was a lie then I really think (that I beg to differ) No time I'm gone You had your chance now let me show you the way around (your loss mine now) I let you call it once You'll never do it again You fooled me Once and then you should have figured Now there's just one space That you can fill but it's empty (you'll never find a place that you can call your own now) Why does it feel like I have been the only one Who stopped and swam (Up the river) If everything you said to me was a lie then I really think (that I beg to differ)

Used
right now i feel more used then i ever have before. a close friend of mine i think is using me to get to another close friend. now its not like it should hurt but it does cuz he knows how i feel. he has promised he would never hurt me but then he turns around and lies to me about something little knowing how much im doubting where i stand with him anyways. then he doesnt respond to my messages...i really dont know how to feel but i know right now im feeling really used. hes been there for me through so much yet now all i can think is that i fucked up by opening my heart up to him and now hes gonna do what all the others have...walk away without a second thought. he has told me a few times today that isnt going to happen but the more he does this shit to me the more i feel like that. i should have just kept my mouth shut. maybe then nothing would have changed

The Used.
use me. use me. not for my intended purpose but for what you wish to. for what you may be missing in your life. just for shits and giggles. just because you can. just because that’s what you do well. just because it makes you feel better about who you are as a man/woman...thing. take what you can and leave the rest for one that is just like you . i’m sure that they will appreciate the thought. a kind gesture that you bestowed upon them, that you lacked to show me. it’s ok though. because i asked you to do so. i am an open book for you to read,diagnose , run your hands through , and burn as you see fit. after all. that is my intended purpose to you isn’t it? i would be an ass to assume so therefore i am simply going to allow you to do so untill you use me up. would you like anything else? the shirt off my back? my ear for listening ? my mouth for touching,kissing? to talk back to you? my back? just in case you need

Used And Abused
so it all happens to everyone at one time or another well we can all get together throw a big fuckin party and say fuck you to who ever has screwed us over in life so lets all just kick back open up that case of beer and raise a middle finger to all those stupid fucks in our lives, oh yes and then just smile and enjoy the rest of this ride called life

Used
Welcome to my hell Here is where you will stay From heaven you fell So you better pray For the devil is the cause of my pain And you will also be abused Sometimes from this you will gain But on the inside you will feel used

Used To
You used to talk to me like I was the only one around. You used to lean on me like The only other choice was falling down. You used to walk with me like We had nowhere we needed to go, Nice and slow, to no place in particular. We used to have this figured out; We used to breathe without a doubt. When nights were clear, you were the first star that I'd see. We used to have this under control. We never thought. We used to know. At least there's you, and at least there's me. Can we get this back? Can we get this back to how it used to be? I used to reach for you when I got lost along the way. I used to listen. You always had just the right thing to say. I used to follow you. Never really cared where we would go, Fast or slow, to anywhere at all. We used to have this figured out; We used to breathe without a doubt. When nights were clear, you were the first star that I'd see. We used to have this under control. We never thought. We used to know. At least

Use Down Time To Good Advantage...
"The affairs of the world will go on forever. Do not delay the practice of meditation." -- Milarepa In our busy schedules, we can often complain that we don’t have time to meditate. But if we are sincere in our desire to go inside, we can create our own moments of stillness in the midst of our activity. Stopped at a traffic light? Do some deep breathing. Waiting in line at the bank or grocery store? Repeat an uplifting word such as ‘love’ or ‘peace. Riding the bus to and from work? Value these times as an opportunity to close your eyes and go within or to say a little prayer. "Wherever you go in the midst of movement and activity, carry your stillness within you. Then the chaotic movement around you will never overshadow your access to the reservoir of creativity, the field of pure potentiality." -- Deepak Chopra

Used Goods
I have always prided myself in the newly obtained, Id never take hand me downs, or clothe myself with linens that someone else had stained. I would never put on a shoe knowing another man had walked in them, not even to learn some insight or a lesson. And who would want a girl, who so recently used, by another man you had met or once had maybe knew? How you got his leftovers, How he marked that tree first.. Id certainly never, fore that feeling is the worst. It gets so much more grotesque than that to me, for him inside her will forever be, even if it were, just her and me. Its a mental thing I guess, one that may not matter. She is used goods if someone I know has had her. Sometimes there are things a man doesnt want to know, but when its found she is used goods, Ill kindly thank her for the offer and say No. I know the world simply isnt filled with virgins, and sad as it be im afraid it will only worsen. But cant I find pride in the fact my woman hasnt been with any man, that I had o

Used And Abused
I met a lady and I helped her in every way. I bought her kids a bed, I bought her a car, computers, washers, dryers, took her grocery shopping and was always there for her no matter what. We do have a child together, the car was to be used for my child to go to preschool. The car was used for everything but taking our child to school. It was used for her other kids whom she has 4 other fathers from who in turn barely do anything for her. I have also purchased digital cameras for her since she is into photography. The first one she broke in about 4 years. The second one, I paid $1000 for. She tells all of her friends that "I helped her buy it." She broke that camera in a year. I purchased these camera's in hopes that she would get off the system and start working. I have always been there fro her, whether she paid me back or not. She speaks badly of her friends and her own family behind their backs and does the same thing to me. I feel I have to help her because we have a child tog

Used........
Can you see it beyond the horizon a one way departure from all a heart has ever known to be true Suddenly it has turned cold beyond these tears falling angry and cruel Feeling used once you held me in your arms now I am sitting here alone Suddenly it's too overwhelming tired of waiting on stars that never fall I wake in the pouring rain shivering and the world I've known is gone Nothing seems to make sense anymore feeling used...

Used To Be Love
don't ever make someone your everything because if you lose them, you'll have nothing. i was so stupid to think for a moment you actually cared it's funny how someone can break your heart but you still love them with all the little pieces there's a point we passed from which we can't return < / 3 ¢¾ : you break it, you buy it i wish you weren't my dreams & she will fool everyone with her fake smile and pretend laugh never give up on someone you can't go a day without thinking about To be in love is like jumping off a cliff with no intent on looking down at the bottom. You don't care its going to HURT LIKE HELL when u hit the bottom, all you care about is that for just for that short period of time... you feel like you could fly

Used To Be
I used to be a romantic a heart The world turned gray I fell apart I can not seem to find again I get my release with this pen No one seems to understand That I am not a band I drift through life Lonely yet I have a wife On the outside I have it all Inside I'm locked in the hall I wonder what its like to be free But that is not my destiny lets make the picture clear there is no sense of fear Now it's all wrong The journey will be long Trouble will always face me This is how it must be You will never hear me complain Prepared for the never ending pain This is life inside my head Am I crazy for what I said?

Used
you know, they say that waiting is the hardest part of moving on. i'm not really sure who exactly said that but i want to smack the shit out of them. it seems i've been waiting all my life for something that will never get here. i know this is only fubar and we're all here to have a good time but i'm on here now and i need to write so bare with me. i've had a reasonably good life since being on my own since 18. i've never been to jail, i don't do drugs, i put myself through college and i have a good job because of it and managed to make a handful of good friends over the years. to most people, that is success in and of itself. but life has always had a sense of humor (albeit sometimes a little morbid) about my relationships. trust me, i won't put you through each and everyone of my failed love stories but a few of them truly do belong up there in the Hall of Fame. probably the worst one was when i was with Paul (those of you who really know me i'm guessing are having a good laugh

Used And Abused Again. What's The Point In Caring Anymore!!!!
I did it again!! I made the same mistake again that I always do. I allowed myself to think that the little heart I still have left inside of me would be safe in the hands of another. Yeah, it's ok, they say they love you, they care about you, they want to see you and be with you. That's love right? WRONG!!!! DEAD FRIGGIN WRONG!!!! I am so done with believing anymore. I need to stop listeing to my friends, I need to stop believing that if I give something a shot, take a chance, I need to stop friggin telling myself that if I tell someone I love them, and they say they love me, that it will work!!! STARS FORBID I HAVE ANYTHIGN SPEICAL IN MY LIFE!!! I lost my last chance a happiness to a kid with no plan for the future, and a friggin 40 something year old pedofile!!! I am so friggin tired of this bull. No point in tring anymore. I give up. So here is the open invitation, any women want a guy for a coupel one nighters, wanna smite your husband or b/f, wanna cheap, no strings attached fu

Usedcardio Cruiser In Great Working Condition
I Only accept Cash or Cashier's Check This Item can not be shipped do to the fact that I no longer have the instruction manual on how to put it together. So if you are intrested , you must pick up in person. The cashier's check is to be drawn on a local bank in the Warren, Ohio, USA area in the amount of US $150.00. Make it payable to Maria Bustos. As soon as you have the check ready, please make an appointment with me to hand deliver it and arrange pick up of the cardio cruiser. USED Cardio Cruiser In Great Condition The Cardio Cruiser has a revolutionary design that combines the powerful cardio and body sculpting movement of three of the most popular gym machines. You get the comfort of the recumbent bike, the upper body toning motion of the elliptical machine and the lower body action of the stair mill - all in one super-charged machine! The secret is the Cardio Cruiser's dual-action, synchronized motion that incorporates most of the muscles in your body by getting your arms and leg

Used Yahama Psr-140 Partatone Keybard.
USED Yahama PSR-140 Partatone Keybard. Its not the kind you can put a disc in. The keyboard is in good working condition. Comes with AC adaptor. Keyboard stand not included. It’s $20.00. Keyboard can’t not be shipped. You must pick up in person. To see picture of item. Go to my ad at http://www.oodle.com/view/Yahama-PSR-140-Portatone-Keyboard/1421066915/youngstown/usa:oh:niles/ I Only accept Cash or Cashier's Check This Item can not be shipped. So if you are intrested , you must pick up in person. The cashier's check is to be drawn on a local bank in the Warren, Ohio, USA area in the amount of US $20.00. Make it payable to Maria Bustos. As soon as you have the check ready, please make an appointment with me to hand deliver it and arrange pick up of the item.

Used Vs. Loved
Used vs. LovedWhile a man was polishing his new car, his 4 yr old son picked up astone and scratched lines on the side of the car. In anger, the man tookthe child's hand and hit it many times; not realizing he was using awrench.At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures.When the child saw his father.....with painful eyes he asked,'Dad when will my fingers grow back?'The man was so hurt and speechless; he went back to his car and kickedit a lot of times. Devastated by his own actions........sitting in front ofthat car he looked at the scratches; the child had written 'LOVE YOU DAD'.The next day that man committed suicide. . Anger and Love have nolimits; choose the latter to have a beautiful, lovely life..... Thingsare to be used and people are to be loved, But the problem in today'sworld is that, People are used and things are loved...During the day, be careful to keep this thought in mind: Thingsare to be used, but People are to be loved ... Be yourself..

Used
i seriously feel like i need to rip my heart out right now... one half wants to go right, another piece wants to stay.. and the other.. well.. it's just lost... i have my moments when i'm happy... just a text.. or msg will make me smile.. but the minute it seems like i'm forgotten... i'm sad and lonely again... i feel like i need something.... someone.. to hold me on the right path... hold my hand and help me walk down it... i don't care to make decisions anymore... i don't care if it will hurt me in the end... i just don't care anymore... it's bad to say.. i know.. but i'm tired of only being used. everyone just wants me to do them favors, they want what i can help them out with.. not for me. and it's tiring... to feel neglected and unwanted.. like i'm a last resort... you don't really care... i see that now.. so just quit pretending.. i'm trying so hard to move in my life... but it's so lonely at the same time... i just want to find a corner... and cry. 05172010

Used To Be
You used to talk to me like I was the only one around. You used to lean on me like the only other choice was falling down. You used to walk with me like we had nowhere we needed to go, nice and slow, to no place in particular. We used to have this figured out; we used to breathe without a doubt. When nights were clear, you were the first star that I'd see. We used to have this under control. We never thought, we used to know. At least there's you, and at least there's me. Can we get this back? Can we get this back to how it used to be? I used to reach for you when I got lost along the way. I used to listen. You always had just the right thing to say. I used to follow you. Never really cared where we would go, fast or slow, to anywhere at all. I look around me, and I want you to be there. Cause I miss the things that we shared. Look around you. It's empty, and you're sad. Cause you miss the love that we had. You used to talk to me like I

Used!
Used ! Funny how life works out But in the end someone will get hurt Well I guess the end is here I feel your blade running down my spin I feel you chocking me and using me The pain is almost to much to bare Like idiot I stay because that’s all I’ve ever known But something deep inside is telling me to fight I don’t know how long I can resist the temptation anymore I cant explain why I love you even when your at your worst I cant explain why I let you hurt me I’ve never let someone do that before Yea I have made mistakes at least I own them The only mistake I did with you was taking down the brick wall around my heart I allowed you to hurt me to this day I still don’t understand it. I walk alone in the forest daring something to kill me Cuase that’s the closest I’ll ever get to you I push myself to do things I fear so one day I can face you When I do my feet won’t be shackled my hands will no longer be tied I fear that

Used
The feeling of his cock sliding down the back of her throat sent shivers throughout her body. She had given herself to him and knew the first night would be like this. His hand held her head still as he worked in and out of her mouth. This had ceased to be a blow job and had turned into him fucking her lips a while ago. As commanded, her own fingers slipped in and out of her tight pussy, her thumb rubbing her clit at the same time. She had prepared exactly how he had said, pigtails, ruby red lip stick and heels, nothing else. The wait til he had arrived seemed forever. She had been on her knees, leaning back, butt on her heels waiting for him, hands behind her back. When he had finally stepped through the door she almost fell over, the excitement having finally gotten to her. The first night was to be his, any way he had wanted. He had simply said, "I'm going to use you.". What shocked her more was the lack of disgust she had, she was a good girl, had always dated nice boys, yet she fo

Used
Used My body is just a pawn you use in your game You use me and abuse me and you don’t even know my name I like all the attention but I just can stand the pain You push so hard that it feels like lightning during the rain After we are finished you just push me away All you do is laugh at me and you have nothing nice to say But the weird thing about it is I cant stay away I keep telling myself this is the last day I said that I love you but that cant be true Because if I really loved you these things to me I would not let you do

Used
I'm feeling somewhat used. You only have time for me when it's a good time for you. Maybe I shouldn't have felt the way I do....I know what you say and I know how I feel...but that doesn't change a damn thing. Ugh....... I could be done.

Used Car Salesmen
I write in desperation for a friend. Even though there are people in my conscience that appear to be even so much as a used cars salesman. They try to sell me their opinion, their religion, and most of all their friendship. I can’t just look, I have to buy something. And then as I leave I feel devolved and cheap. They yell and get frustrated at me. When all I wanted was a soul that doesn’t clash with the one I wear ever so carelessly on my shoulder. It has been abused and hurt so much that I give it away to almost anyone that wants it. What choices to I have?

Use Extraordinary Exercise Quotes In Your Speeches
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Useful Expressions For High-stressed-days
1. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? 2. No, a hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. 3. Do I look like a fucking people person? 4. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. 5. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. 6. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one. 7. How many times do I have to flush before you go away? 8. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing. 9. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2? 10. Nice Perfume. Must you marinate in it? 11. It must be awful hard to hear with your head up your arse. 12. I'd agree with you if you were right, but you're not. 13. I don't work here, I'm a consultant. 14. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 15. I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter. 16. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. 17. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. 18. The fact that no one u

Useful Things....
You know that people can invent all kinds of things that are completely useless.....Electric toothbrushes, electric scissors, I mean come on now. Yu'd think peeps would actually invent things that one would need....One item at the top of the list should be Hair Begone!!!...It could come in a cooling gel or spray format. You apply it and poof hair is gone for months at a time. No muss, no fuss.... I am so tired of shaving.....lol.... It's driving me insane... They got things out on the market like Nair and what have you, but generally they arent designed for men. I've tried Nair and some other products and THEY DONT WORK!....I will say that I found one thing that did work though. It was called Epilstop-N-Spray. It actually did remove the hair pretty well. But you had to leave it on for a certain time n watch it... I tried it on my face and head and that shit burnt the hell outta me....And to make matters worse it really didn't remove any hair on my face or head. So it can

Usefull Uses For Your Piece Of Shit Computer!
WELL THERE IS SOMEONE TELLING ME THIER PC IS A PIECE OF CRAP(COUGH KIM). WELL DO WHAT I WOULD DO, GO ON TOP OF A FIVE STORY BUILDING AND TOSS THAT FUCKER. TRY TO HIT CARS OR PEOPLE-CAUSE AS MUCH COLLATERAL DAMAGE AS YOU CAN. ITS FUN, I DID IT LAST TIME I HAD ONE-AND THE JOY YOU GET FROM IT IS LIKE WINNING THE LOTTERY!! GOOD LUCK AND MAY THE ANARCHY BE WITH YOU!

Usefull Tips And Links
Usefull cherrytap tips!! this blog will be updated regularly and feel free to leave a comment with anything i might need to add. your imput is greatly appreciated. Usefull cherrytap tips!! 1. You can upload pics from your mobile phone at mobile@cherrytap.com 2. Try to always delete messages you’ve read. 3. If you are uploading NSFW content, mark it right away 4. Make sure your salutes are clear, have your user name, number, and @cherrytap.com on them before submitting 5. If you see a photo that is nsfw, click the report photo link below the picture. Help keep cherrytap clean! 6. Welcome new users to CherryTap. 7. Read the bible 8. Any user with an ORANGE name can help ya out with a question. They are bouncers and can be found by looking for help 9. The support lounge is a great place to ask questions and find answers to glitches and bugs going around Cherrytap. 10. Send referrals to friends quickly and easily by using your invite link at the top

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If you move through a photo gallery section and onto a photo you haven't permission to see, you no longer have to use the browser back button etc. - I still do think it should offer the option of jumping over inaccessible photos, but until such time I remain sincerely yours... etc. :)

Useful Words Not Found In The Dictionary
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"Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S. Army "Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." - U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop "If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal "A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance. "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual "Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." - Infantry Journal "Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance "Five-second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal "Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - Col. David Hackworth "If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an ambush."

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a scotch and soda and puts a frog on the bar. The bartender gives him the drink and asks what the frog's for? The guy snaps his fingers and the frog jumps down and blows the man. The bartender is amazed, and asks to see that again. So the guy a second time snaps his fingers, the frog jumps down, blows the man, and hops back on the bar. The bartender is astounded, he offers the guy $3000 for the frog. The man of course accepts, and gives the frog to the bartender. The bartender, after his shift, goes home. he's sitting in his kitchen, calls his wife over, says he has something to show her. His wife walks in, the bartender takes the frog out of his pocket, puts it on the table, snaps his fingers, the frog jumps down, blows the bartender and hops back on the kitchen table. The wife asks, "why the hell are you showing me this?" The bartender says, "cause you're going to teach him how to cook and then you're gonna get the fuck outta here."

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Karen’s Replicator is a free backup and synchronization utility. It will backup files, directories, or entire drives from one drive/folder to another, including network drives. It also does scheduled backups, so you never need to remember to do a backup again. This is a remarkably powerful program. Here’s what you need to know about it: Karen’s Replicator will allow you to choose source and backup destinations as you wish; it will not insist on replicating directory structure, as some other programs do. You can set the source and backup so that the latter will store all files from the original whether they currently exist there or not; i.e. deletion of file from source will not prompt deletion of same file that was previously backed up. Alternately, folders can mirror each other exactly, such that removal of a file from source will result in the same in destination You will discover that some folders you would want to mirror the originals, and others you would prefer to sto

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If a man follows every book he reads and uses more than 10% of his brain, does that make him an einstein? Who's smarter than you? No one is smarter than you. You have knowledge that no one else has. It's that small gap of fuzzy logic in your head or that moment when you say "I can't describe it"...that's special to you only. Thus, if you decide to use it for good, you will be rewarded. Use it.

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Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Useing Safe Words
Forms of Safeword in BDSM In BDSM, the safeword is generally used so that the 'bottom' can scream "no, stop", etc. as much as he/she wants without really meaning it, and still have a way of indicating a serious desire that the scene stops. Accordingly, a safeword is usually a word that the person would not ordinarily say during sex, such as red light, big tree, scrambled eggs, or even aardvark. Commonly the word safeword itself is used as a safeword. It is the default at many play parties. With the range of safewords in common use it is important that the safeword be negotiated beforehand. Green, Yellow and Red Some partners have different gradations of safeword, such as green to mean "ok" or even "harder" or "more," yellow to mean "slow down" or "stop doing that" without stopping the scene, and red to mean "let's stop the scene". On Request Another way to use safe words is for a 'top' to ask the 'bottom' "What is your color?" -- So in addition to red and yellow, gree

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Useless Turkey Facts
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Useless Trivia Of The Day ~ I Thought These Halarious
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***100 Nosey Questions*** by longtallsally28The BasicsName: AmityAge: 29Month of birth: NovemberAny Siblings?: 2 Older sis younger broParents still married?: lmao nooooooOccupation: MommyDo you like your job?: LOL SometimesAny pets?: 3 cats...one just had 3 kittens Hair color: Dark Blonde with red Eye color: BlueShoe size: 6Any Tattoos?: 4....Butterfly over heart, fairy on lower back, eagle on right shoulder, goddess symbol on neckAny Piercings?: 2 in ears...tongue, one otherCurrent mood: Arrg....does that cover it?Current wardobe choice: COMFYWhat are you listening to?: Kids argue lolWho did you last speak with on the phone?: Mother in LawWhat do you currently smell like?: Um...not sure...wanna smell me?Last....Movie you watched: Cast AwayMagazine you looked at: Have no clueThing you ate: Havent eaten in 4 days....got to love being sickBook you read: Murder MysteryT.v. show you watched: NewsTime you cried: I cry all too oftenTook a shower: YesterdayGot a real

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Okay the following is writing from yesterday, raw, and straight from the nerves of my brains through my fingers and to paper. I didnt edit it any and I had been up all night the night before because I couldnt sleep. I always enjoy the state of mind that it puts me in because it's like I'm prying open my third eye and seeing things how they really are and how they pertain to me. I want some honest critique on my poetry. I'm dying for it, so leave some! Don't feed me fluff saying that's good blah blah blah, I want to know what this makes you think or feel and how it may pertain to me, and what it says of me to you. If you'd be kind enough... +Tomorrow's Never Coming _______________________________________ Anticipating growth and where I want to be Up in my mind I never see life passing My dreams and hopes while I'm molding me And if it's never lasting I'll keep trying with my last breath gasping I'm tired of day dreaming and I'm not the only one I'm doing my thing tod

Useless 10s
Ever sense I put that picture of me and my grandmother on CT, I noticed that a lot of people been rating it 10s. Well, except for one person who rated it a 2 anonymously but eh. Who cares? My thing is, a lot of people go by and rate, but won't say a word. Just about every person who rates a picture of mine, I send them a message on their shout box, or on their page just to see if they'll talk back. None of them ever do, so what's the point of this site if you don't want to meet someone? "Fuck it. I'll get me some cherry points." Fuck cherry points.

Useless Part 1
So this is prolly going to be the first of several installments of simple rambleings from my dumb ass ... however it might inlighten some..... and piss off others.. either way its the way I see it and its mine damnit. So I was told by a friend today some things about another friend that really made me at first mad but then concerned about my self and the way I handle things in my every day normal life. I was told that I had a tendancy to get pissed off if .. well if I didnt get my way... well this may be true to an extent but not without reason due to the fact and nature of what I would be getting pissed about. Now any red blooded american will get a but on the pissed off side if someone is in any way shape of form fuckign wiht there life or well being.... right? Well thats what I would be getting pissed about and I dont think that is me being selfish or anything of the like. I could be wrong........ To further this concern I contacted person one to aleave him from having to "bo

Useless Part Ii
Sooooooo there I was minding my own biz getting ready for another fun filled evening with the boys ....... meaning preactice for them slow in the head people out there.. Haaaaaaaa. Anywho... I guess I shoudl rewind a bit and tell anoother story before this one... It was a cool day yesterday... but none the less there was a function we all said we would attend.. Javi's BBQ...... beer, Carne Asada.... and I'm talk the real shit... not the shit them Lions on TV have been pushin for TB.... Anywho ALL of us were to go.. but it seems that one of our Family has been trying to trun on us for some time......ironicly enough the same person to say I get pissed off all the time..... well none the less this person didnt show up to Javi's GT....... sad too.... we had alot of fun. Well this is where my story starts back up again. So if you are working for someone friend of not you try to do your best and be there on time and not take days off right? welll thats what I thought or maybe its just me

...useless Info Survey....
U S E L E S S | I N F O R M A T I O N Name: Filthee Single or taken: Taken, MARRIED Sex: Yes please! Birthday: 03/21/1985 Sign: Aries Siblings: 3 older Sisters Hair color: Dark red Eye color: Hazel Height: 5'2" R E L A T I O N S H I P S Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Bisexual Who are your best friends?: Michelle, Angel, Sharon, Chris You have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: i have a Husband.:) What is your longest relationship?: with chris on and off for 5 years F A S H I O N | S T U F F Where is your favourite place to shop for clothes: Hottopic,Cool Cat Records, Thrift Stores...wherever Any tattoos or piercings: 2 Tattoos and i had 4 piercings... What is your most comfortable outfit?: Most of my outfits are comfortable... What do you usually wear?: all black and sneakers or boots and my spiked collar S P E C I F I C S Do you do drugs? yes. What kind of shampoo do you use?: Herbal Essence What are you most scared of?: Chris leaving me. What are you listeni

100 Useless Facts. Part One.
1. Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) was born on and died on days when Halley’s Comet can be seen. During his life he predicted that he would die when it could be seen. 2. US Dollar bills are made out of cotton and linen. 3. The “57″ on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of pickle types the company once had. 4. Americans are responsible for about 1/5 of the world’s garbage annually. On average, that’s 3 pounds a day per person. 5. Giraffes and rats can last longer without water than camels. 6. Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks so that it doesn’t digest itself. 7. 98% of all murders and rapes are by a close family member or friend of the victim. 8. A B-25 bomber crashed into the 79th floor of the Empire State Building on July 28, 1945. 9. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper. 10. The dot over the letter “i” is called a tittle. 11. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce

Useless Facts And Random Thoughts
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off? Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? Does fuzzy logic tickle? If there is no God, who pops up the next kleenex in the box? Why is abbreviation such a long word? Is it possible to be totally partial? Why do people sing Take Me Out To The Ball Game when they're already there? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Should vegitarians eat animal crackers? Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives? Why do people call it a TV set when you only get one? Why do they put braille on the number pads of drive through teller machines? Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? If you throw a cat out of a car window, does it become kitty litter? If buttered toast always lands butte

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having a cockroach the size of texas run in your front door while you're carrying bags of stuff...basically...sux. *nod* having your oldest kid kill it so that you dont have to as it runs into toddler legos is hilarity. *nod* so bloody tired. bought too much stuff today...on a whim but whatever *pauses to kill a moth* this apt is just insect infested...and quite disgusting...tho i find it interesting in a way...considering i just cleaned the ever lovin shit out of it. bleached the sinks, toilets, tubs, floors swept n vacuumed the carpets...and still... and theres no food lying around anywhere cuz we're not eating here...theres not much of anything lying around cuz most of our stuff is packed... *watches a mosquito float by* i suppose if all the damn automatic sprinklers werent broken and they didnt shoot straight up in the air leaving monstrous puddles...than perhaps this wouldnt be a mosquito breeding ground alas...such is not the case. i bought movies

Useless Info You Didn't Want To Know
I have been getting a great deal of stupidity on here lately from people who just show up out of nowhere and expect me to be something that I am not and chances are will never be. So, here I go once again I will try to give you all a glimpse into who I am and what I am really like, trust me those who actually know me well can attest to the fact that this is who I really am all the time I do not put on some show online for people. So, here are some more useless facts about me, please try to follow along and not ask these things anymore. ~ My name is Jessica, people call me Jessie and Jess for the most part but honestly I don’t care one way or another what you call me ~ I am almost 30 years old, August 17th I will be 30 though I feel about 75 on most days ~ I really am a nice person in general it just takes some effort to get to know me well enough to find that part of me ~ When I get angry I get very angry and at times violent though I try to keep that at a minimum now-a-d

30 Useless Facts
I like #'s 12 and 29. . . 30 Useless Facts 1. Bird droppings are the chief export of Nauru, an island nation in the western Pacific. 2. Blondes have more hair than dark haired people do. 3. Belgium is the only country that has never imposed censorship for adult films. 4. A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue. 5. Bees kill more people a year than sharks do. 6. Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow film down so you could see his moves. 7. A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside. 8. Brazil is the only country to have played in every World Cup soccer tournament. 9. Bulls are colorblind; it is the motion of the cape which angers them. 10. Babe Ruth kept a lettuce leaf under his hat to keep cool during a game. 11. Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand. 12. Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American. 13. Broccoli and cauliflower

100 Useless Facts About Me
100 useless facts about me 1. I can say the alphabet faster backwards than I can forward! 2. I am overly tender hearted. 3. When I sneeze, sometimes I make this crazy noise of "cha-ching" my kids lose it when I do this. ~shrug~ 4. Sometimes I crave frozen Totinos pizza and french fries as a meal. (takes me back to my childhood) 5. I learned to cook at the ripe age of 6. (my mother can NOT cook!) 6. I am afraid of spiders. 7. I am afraid of heights. 8. Sometimes I dream things and they happen 3 days later. 9. I am slightly colorblind when it comes to pastel colors. (thank god I'm not into pastels!) 10. I want to have sex in the anti-gravity room at NASA. 11. I have no life lines on my hands. 12. I collect Magic The Gathering Cards for the artwork. 13. I don't really like wearing gold, I prefer silver, white gold, or platinum. 14. I can roll joints that look like cigarettes. (no I don't use a rolling machine or dollar bill, free hand only!) 15. I don't eat rabbit food.

Useless
Why is it when a man uses a female they cant be MAN enuff to tell them that its over with and they did not want nothing else?? Is it always they think with the WRONG HEAD.. And not what females want or like. Or think that there a good person. Even when there LOW DOWN dirty SCUM.. Damn Some MEN can be useless only reason why GOD put there on here is for a female to get her fun with them.

Useless Information
yes this does interest me! I am full of useless BS, if they taught this kinda shit in school I prolly would have graduated! THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW BUT PROBABLY DON'T... 1 . Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton.. 2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper 3. The dot over the letter I is called a "tittle". 4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and Down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. 5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller. 6. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. 7. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled. 8. The 'spot' on 7UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino. 9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily. 10. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister. 11. Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system; a few ounces Will kill a small sized

Useless Info....
~ I have a king size bed and still sleep right on the edge. ~ My fav colors are powder blue, brown, green, and orange. I can never pick just one! ~ I am ADDICTED to chocolate! ~ I am a Libra. ~ My biggest fear is spiders. ~ Caffine makes me sleepy. ~ I can be a really big bitch. ~ I have a short temper. ~ The quickest way to shut me up is to kiss me. ~ My WHOLE house interior(minus the kitchen) is dark chocolate brown and a mocha color. ~ I sometimes snore in my sleep. ~ I am not a natural redhead. My natural color is a sandy blonde. ~ I dropped outta HS when I got pregnant with my oldest. I then went back 18 months later and graduated. No GED.. the actual diploma. ~ At one point I had my lip, nose and tongue pierced. The tongue ring I sometimes put back in. ~ I had my tongue gauged out to a "0" at one time(the thickness of a pencil) ~ I HATE CATS!!! ~ I was married for 6 years. ~ I won tickets to a GB/Det game back in '05 only to watch my boys get pummeled by Det. ~

Useless All Of Yah But 2 Are Useless
You want to say I was crying like you did when you whind and hid under a new name nope I dont do that I have brains if I aint gonna finish this I wont start a new account like you had to do because everyone on here hated a lying back stabbing bastard liek you and would never level your lame ass. You whine and cry you gonna leave yet you never did you whined they were mean cause yah downrate downraters then say yah gonna be a bad ass on here yet yah never were not even close.. You hit and run you go comment badly and downrate and block yet cry I just blocked another useless person on this program oh well get over it I woulda if there was something to get over but sorry ALEX yah aint even shit on my shoes as far as I'm concerned. You admit you are useless you admit that nobody likes you and you know you live a small sad life and will eventually die alone because like you even said your wife dont like you. Cant say I blame her there but if she willing to deal with it so be it. Like I

Useless Facts
1. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. 2. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. (actually that may be peanut shells) 3. The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses. 4. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. 5. The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing. 6. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. 7. There are more chickens than people in the world. 8. Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey. 9. The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched." 10. On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building is an American flag. 11. All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20. 12. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple. 13. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt." 14. All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back

Useless Information
Crazy Facts I n the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb". Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury. Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. Coca-Cola was originally green. It is impossible to lick your elbow. The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000 Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king in history: Spades - King David Hearts - Charl

Useless Observations Of Reality.
I get an awful chill down my spine whenever someone says the word "reality." The real bad ones will cock their head to the side and squint like they're deep in thought. "Reality," or whatever word you want to use to define this unfortunate ability to perceive the world, is bad enough without hearing people try to articulate it. Reality is dirt and everyone knows it. That's why ranting is so stupid. Why pick out individual things to hate when you could say, "I hate everything?" A true genius would find a way to rant about things he enjoys. But I won't, and nobody else will, because it's boring. Nobody cares. I'd be like a rebel without a cause or an effect. Being counter-culture is dumb. Almost as bad as being anti-counter-culture. What's the solution? I'm not too sure. Bang chicks and forget about the world. People dying over there in Sri Lanka or whatever. Fifty thousand people. Big deal. In America, that many people die from car accidents each year. You don't see America declar

Useless Penis Facts
Useless Penis Facts Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7200 Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2000 Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7 Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150 Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches Average length when erect: 5.1 Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale) Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet Most arousing time of day/season for a man: Early morning/fall Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exer

Useless Facts
Diet Coke was only invented in 1982. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil. ...Or so tv tells me Each year over $2,000,000,000 worth of Halloween candy is sold. A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets. Cat urine glows under a black-light! The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds! Most People use over 16,000 gallons of water in their lifetimes, or 2.5 quarts per day. Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive! Elmer's Glue-All is the best selling glue in America. 1. President Lincoln, when informed that General Grant drank whiskey while leading his troops, reportedly replied "Find out the name of the brand so I can give it to my other generals." 2. Being intoxicated had desirable spiritual significance to the ancient Egyptians. They often gave their children names like "How Drunk is Cheops" or "How Intoxicated is Hathor."

Useless Thing
I do not have a halo and I have no wish for wings For I am no kind of angel Just a simple, useless thing. No matter what may come, no matter what has gone, I'm just a simple person and often I am wrong. I never ask for anything I never care for myself I never see the beauty, I stay hidden on the shelf. I am what is expected of me Never dropping the facade, never showing what's deep inside, never showing the pain. I wish I was an angel a treasure to be loved, instead I'm just a useless thing, hidden in the dust. Someday I may be found by someone who will care they will wipe away the dust and leave my soul bare.

Useless Trivia(made Me Laugh)
In the interest of promoting knowledge and good will, I offer you some . . . VERY INTERESTING STUFF In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb' ------------------------------------------- Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. ------------------------------------------- The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. ------------------------------------------- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury. ------------------------------------------- Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. ------------------------------------------- Coca-Cola was originally green. ------------

Uselessness
An ancient gnarled tree: Too fibrous for a logger’s saw, Too twisted to fit a carpenter’s square Outlasts the whole forest. Loggers delight in straight-grained, strong, fragrant wood. If the timber is too difficult to cut, too twisted to be made straight, too foul odored for cabinets, and too spongy for firewood, it is left alone. Useful trees are cut down. Useless ones survive. The same is true of people. The strong are conscripted. The beautiful are exploited. Those who are too plain to be noticed are the ones that survive. They are left alone and safe. But what if we ourselves are among such plain persons? Though others may neglect us, we should not think of ourselves as being without value. We must not accept the judgment of others as the measure of our own self-worth. Instead, we should live our lives in simplicity. Surely, we will have flaws, but we must take stock of them as a measure of self-improvement. Since we need not expend energy in putting on airs or maintain

Use Less Gasoline??
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use..... The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down..... Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border....When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ...Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military..... Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it..... After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country......He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot......This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves...... If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo..... Problem solved.....

Useless Crap
The "pound" key on your keyboard (#) is called an octotroph. The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat. The "dot" over the letter "i" is called a tittle. Table tennis balls have been known to travel off the paddle at speeds up to 160 km/hr. Pepsi originally contained pepsin, thus the name. The original story from "Tales of 1001 Arabian Nights" begins, "Aladdin was a little Chinese boy." Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously. Honey is the only natural food that is made without destroying any kind of life. What about milk you say? A cow has to eat grass to produce milk and grass is living. The most common name in the world is Mohammed. The volume of the Earth's moon is the same as the volume of the Pacific Ocean. Cephalacaudal recapitulation is the reason our extremities develop faster than the rest of us. Spiral staircases in medieval castles are running clockwise. This is because all knights used to be right-handed

Useless Ass Wipes
**needs 24,000** plus deal made with andrea's hh (17,000) for 3 month vip**did not complete deal~~owed 2 months vip to be paid feb.7,08~~ this 24,000 plus i gave her 6,000 on the hh thing that she didn't even do.. have screen shots to prove Who is Friends with this Cunt Lezbo? LSD's SHELL™ ~~I LUV MY A&A's~DYLON's DIVA's~@ fubar People like this Worseless Cunt that renegg on VIP's should be Black Balled from Hosting Contests. Petetion of Removal from Hosting Contests.

Useless Facts
The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed. Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon. Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions! What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France. "Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order. "Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel. In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off! Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath There is a city called Rome on every continent. It's against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland! Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day! Horatio Nelson, one of England's most

Useless Skill #10
So I've learned yet another useless skill (previous ones learning how to breathe fire and juggle). Authoring dvd's. I've spent about a year now learning how to do so. I had the basics down after a month. It's all the little things now that I've been exploring, as well as learning new styles and layouts to do. I want to learn how to do separate (sp) audio tracks, only it won't be english/spanish/french, but more like english/band talking about the song, etc. Yes I've been shooting a lot of bands lately. Keeps me busy. We all need something to do for a hobby. This appears to be mine. Oh, my first job authoring a dvd was shooting 4 nights of a local stage production of Godspell, and then editing them together, to make a mult-angle performance. That's a hell of a way to learn how to author dvd's!

Useless Facts
1. Women blink nearly twice as much as men 2. Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do 3. The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it 4. The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night 5. A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair 6. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open 7. All of the clocks in the movie Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20 8. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple 9. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt" 10. Almonds are members of the peach family 11. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910 12. A snail can sleep for 3 years 13. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class 14. China has more English speakers than the United States 15. The electric chair was invented by a dentist 16. The strongest muscle in the bo

Useless
WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER FOR HELP WHEN I KNOW ITS NOT COMING OR VERY LITTLE,AT LEAST THOSE I ASK COULD POLITELY TELL ME THAT THEY ARE BUSY AND CANT RIGHT THEN ,BUT MAYBE LATER ON.BUT NO I GET NO RESPONCE FROM ANYONE HARDLY.THERE HAVE BEEN A FEW THAT HAS HELPED AND ONE THAT DID TELL ME SHE WAS SORRY THAT SHE WAS GETTING CAUGHT UP ON THINGS FOR HER FAMILY.IM CONSIDERING DROPPING OUT OF THE GIVEAWAY.I HAVE HELPED I DONT KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE ON HERE ANDOTTEN VERY FEW THANK YOUS IN RETURN.WELL I TRIET SOMETHING I HAVE NOT HAD ON THIS SITE .I SAT THE OTHER NIGHT AND REALLY WONDERED WHY I EVEN BOTHER TRYING ANYMORE.IS THIS RELLY WORTH IT?

Useless Chatroom Dating
ok here is my dilema- the small town i live in has many smaller towns surrounding it which means u play "its a small world" like friggin merry go round. I just came to realize that my new bf knows this one guy i sorta talked to on the internet who lives a town over. now this other guy is freakin out because i am happy with the guy he knows. i barely got a chance to know freak out dude and anyway he seemed psycho. ugh- men!

Useless Life Forms
apparently there are some issues that have to be rectified. you see. there is some sad little ugly white boy who is playing the pity party once again and blaming others for his downfall. well.. myself or my kick ass roomie never sent any pictures to and gay adds.. although damn i do wish i thought of it.. i am still offering dinner for whomever did that. also we did not ruin his life.. he did that all by his widdle self. he dated some manly lookin bitch and blames us for his lack in taste. then hooks up with women would would rather sleep with eachother than him.. or some that find more interest in the vibration of their phone than his company. you know.. you really are a useless life form.. you really have a better chance of dressing as a woman and letting some big guy named bubba screw you in the ass. cause your not really good at being a man. stop being such a whiney little bitch and stand up and take responsibility for your own damn actions for a change. thank you management

100 Useless Facts About Me!
1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? closed 2. Do you take shampoo & conditioner bottles from hotels? yes 4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? no 5. Are you eating anything right now? no 6. Who do you think reads these? whoevers bored 7. Do you have a calendar in your room? no 8. Where are you? My bedroom 9. What's your plan for the day? sleep work sleep 10. Are you reading any books right now? No 11. Is it cold out? its a little chilly 12. Ever count your steps when you walk? no 13. Have you ever peed in the woods? yes 15. Do you chew on your pens and pencils? yes 17. Favorite place to buy make-up? MAC Store 18. What is your "Song of the week"? Hmmmm 19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Yes 20 Do you still watch cartoons? yes 21. Whats your favorite love movie? IDK? 22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? IDK 23. What do you drink with dinner? water usually 24. What do you dip Chi

Useless Info About Me!
-> Full name = Kristen Marie. -> I'm a make-up junkie. -> I'm incredibly moody. -> I'm an incredible messy person. -> I speak Pittsburghese fluently. -> I only have a few BEST friends. -> I want to drive a tank before I die. -> I hate rain. -> I like snow, but not driving in it. -> I could probably sleep my life away. -> I refuse to take medicine. -> I suffer from migraines. -> I love balls. -> Bouncy balls, pervert! -> I'm probably the worst singer ever. -> Generally, I'm late for everything. -> I love being completely random. -> Taking pictures makes me happy. -> I hate pictures of myself. -> I will eventually get a few tattoos and piercings. -> I'm addicted to Starbucks. -> I love rainbows. -> McD's Iced Coffee makes me very happy. -> My birthday should be a holiday. -> I love Tinkerbell. -> I love Thumper, from Bambi. -> I'm a die hard Steelers fan and no one can change that. -> I want 2 kids; 1 boy and 1 girl. -> I die my hair more often than I should.

Useless Facts
1. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. 2. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. 3. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. 4. The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing. 5. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. 6. There are more chickens than people in the world. 7. Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey. 8. The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched." 9. Male goats will pee on each other in order to attract mates. 10. All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20. 11. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple. 12. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt." 13. All fifty states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill. 14. Almonds are a member of the peach family. 15. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance. 16. Main

Useless Death And Violence
I just found out my friend commited suicide. It was just useless. I hate useless death and violence. I mean I know that everyone dies and violence is inherent in our world but why would you hurt yourself when there are so many other options in this life. Maybe its cause I am not strong enough to kill myself. Or maybe its how I think I am to strong to kill myself and end the pain. Maybe I am just upset. Who the fuck knows.

Useless Info ! !
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G !)

Useless
The question I ask myself most: What purpose do I serve? Ok so let's try to answer..... I am incapable in my current mental state to offer moral support to those who need it. I offer love but am unable to show it. I can't work.. I don't have the energy or motivation to do housework.. I earn no money. I am not even decorative. I take up space and resources. I worry my friends and family. I can't even leave the house unaccompanied. Shopping is almost impossible. I am almost constantly either angry or depressed. My wifely duties are a chore. My parenting duties are non existent. I can't even take proper care of myself. Ok enough answers, conclusion drawn... I am totally useless.

Useless Info
i was talkin to a friend last nite, it had to been one of the most random convos i ever had. but the most funniest thing he said to me, and of course i was stoned, but i geeked up so much,.... "i dont know how many times ive asked someone "Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?" and they answer "What?" then id say "Now your catching on!" i really dont know why its really that funny, but last nite it was so hilarious.

Useless
Beside my self again The moon has disappeared Never scared of anything But tonight alone I feared The waves roll in endlessly As if unwelcomed guests Their solice I can feel no more And comfort in them I protest A tempting offer to return with them As the cold winds brush my face The thoughts begin to overwhelm I feel I've become useless to this place.

Useless But Funny Knowledge
'Stewardesses' is the longest word typed with only the left hand And 'lollipop' is the longest word typed with your right hand. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?) No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple. 'Dreamt' is the only English word that ends in the letters 'mt'. (Are you doubting this?) Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. The sentence: 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' uses every letter of the alphabet. (Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right? The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes). (Yep, I knew you were going to 'do' this one.) There are only four words in the English language which end in 'dous': tremendous, horren dous, stupendous, and hazardous. (You're not doubting t

25 Useless Things About Me...
1. I have two friends that I trust completely, no questions asked. 2. I want to go to Rome and Greece 3. I have 14 tattoos, and the one inside my lower lip hurt the least 4. I think walking through cemeteries is one of the most relaxing things to do. 5. I drink about seven cans of Amp/Monster/Full Throttle a day 6. Ive done photo edits for Oxford Mortgage company 7. I want a pet bat 8. Im always someones escape 9. I think everyone should see American History X at least once. 10. I drink scotch, and perfer Blended malts over single malts 11. I want to fly helicopters. Even if its just one time 12. I brush my teeth with hot water 13. I basically live off of pizza rolls. 14. I sleep about 2hrs of broken sleep a night 15. Im never given a second chance by people who expect them from me 16. I have surprisingly low self esteem 17. I was an extra in Spiderman2 18. Ive had drinks with Sam Raimi, George Wendt and George Romero 19. When I get nervous I stratch my legs to the po

Useless Information
Do you take your phone to the bathroom with you? never What's one thing you've learned this year? that i can relearn what i used to know What did you do today? slept in, got over my hangover, played on the net, danced with my son Are you excited about anything major? excited... no Have you ever been a gymnast, dancer or a cheerleader? all of the above Where do you plan on living when you grow up? i refuse to grow up Are you ever purposely irritating? my goal in life is to annoy every person that i meet... but in a pleasant fun way hehe Do you prefer boats or planes? give me 4 tires planted firmly on the road thnx Do you think you'll be a good mother/father? i hope i already am Are you comfortable with your height? on rare occasions but not often Are there any posters on your wall? can't say as i do Have you ever been called a bad influence? yes i have Be honest, who have you texted today? i've text messaged only bu

Useless Info About Me
1. What is your best friends name? Tracy and Kim 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? Dark Blue 3. What are you listening to right now? tribal celtic drums 4. Whats your favorite number? 29 5. What was the last thing you ate? jelly sandwich 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? dark gray 7. How is the weather right now? chilly 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? don't have one of those contraptions 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? eyes & legs 10. Do you have a significant other? not at the moment 11. Favorite TV show? Several; NCIS tops them all 12. Siblings? 2 half brothers 13. Height? 6' 1" shoeless 14. Hair color? brown 15. Eye Color? hazel 60/40 brown/green 16. Do you wear contacts? when i don't wear glasses 17. Favorite Holiday? July 4th 18. Month? guess April 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? damned if i remember 20. What was the last movie you watched? Defiance

Useless Gift Or Interesting Chance
My cat was sitting on the back step with a racoon a moment ago. Then my fat russel terrier, who has only one job in his mind - to guard me from everything - ruined it by rushing at the glass door and generally abolishing the communal peace vibe. There is no point to that commentary - beyond my appreciation of simple loyalty. Even when it ruins an interesting visual gift. I wrote a story about my Escapees - the donkey, the hound, and the chicken. In it I mentioned a bee. The innocent, wondering, curious baby animal of my story - from whom wisdom sometimes tumbles all unknowing - made a connection between the bee, family, flowers, and pollination. Except in his young mind he called the benefit of pollination a KISS. ''We are a family. We are a beautiful flower! The honey bee may come and kiss me!'' He laughed. http://www.fubar.com/blog/288863/1005436 (for those interested) And then a few weeks ago, perhaps a day or two before my beloved grandson, Harper, died from the leukemia he h

Use Love As A Weapon
Use love, not hate, please, hate is easy to grasp, but love is the real contest, hold it in your hands, mind and soul, a weapon of love, use it on your fellow man, make him understand, your war. Get violent with it, throw your love around, cause hate, is so easy to grasp Know love brings power, a power to overcome, a success of passion, that the world lacks of, so use your weapon, spread it about, cause the way to win a war, is love no doubt.

Useless.. Babbling
I write as though you'll read it.. I wish as though.. you'll somehow.. give me what I want.Yet, you hold back, like your carrying a secret.One I wish I could help you burden.. I look out the window at life's... bleak existence.It's somehow not so bright.. Not so warm.. as I remembered it.Yet, when peering into your eyes.Everything somehow is made right.Asking myself questions over and over...Can't you see, what I see?Can't you feel.... what I feel?Strangely with you there.. Everything is still left unanswered.. Haunting me...Wishing.. hoping... Wanting... needing.. Aren't those all just the same of the same?

Useless Things -
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless"things?" * He has an Adams apple that isn`t an apple...* Two calves that will never become cows...* A nose bridge that doesn`t lead anywhere...* A roof of the mouth that won`t cover anything...* Twenty nails that won`t hold a board...* A chest that won`t hold linen...* Two tits that won`t give milk...* Two buns that won`t feed anyone...* A belly button that won`t button...* Two balls that won`t roll...* An ass that won`t pull a plow...* An organ that won`t play music...* A cock that won`t crow... ..And what are YOU laughing about?You`ve got a pussy that won`t catch mice!

Useless Information I Discover While The Rest Of You Are Sleeping.
RANDOM USELESS TRIVIA The eight most popular foods to cause food allergies are: milk, eggs, wheat, peanuts, soy, tree nuts, fish, and shellfish. The early occurrence of a foetus yawning is at eleven weeks after conception. The average ear grows 0.01 inches in length every year. The gastric flu can cause projectile vomiting. The Dutch are known to be the tallest people in Europe. Studies have shown that the scent of rosemary can help in better mental performance and make individuals feel more alert. Some brands of toothpaste contain glycerine or glycerol, which is also an ingredient in antifreeze. Soaking beans for twelve hours in water before they are cooked can reduce flatulence they cause. Scientists say that babies that are breastfed are more likely to be slimmer as adults than those that are not breastfed. Scientists have determined that having guilty feelings may actually damage your immune system. Research has indicated that approximately eleven minutes are

Useless Info
When driving on the interstate at 70mph and a bug flies into your windshield....... it takes 3 days to come off. This includes using wiper fluid right after it happened and every day after, one long night of rain, and a morning of slight rain and your wipers on low. Thought I'd share with everyone...you know, just in cases.

Us Elections 2012: Allegations Likely To Bring Curtain Down On Herman Cain's Challenge
It sounded like a sexual assault, and it will almost certainly bring the curtain down on Mr Cain's brief and bemusing appearance on America's national political stage. He and his supporters should be thankful Miss Bialek's intervention came at such an early stage in the contest.burberry outlet cheap The Republican Party can end its flirtation with the former head of the National Restaurants Association before it becomes too embarrassing. If the details of this particular case of a would-be politician behaving badly weren't so distasteful, there would almost be a nostalgic element to it. For with her heavy make-up and Charlie's Angels hair Miss Bialek recalled Gennifer Flowers' confident claims of a 12-year affair with Bill Clinton, or Paula Jones' assertion that the then governor of Arkansas had sexually harassed her. This was an old-fashioned, Twitter-free shaming that showed how America's political and moral landscape remains supremely well designed for a scandal. The Anglo-Sax

Useless Info
28.1% of people pee in the pool. Lemon Pledge Polish has more lemons than Country Time Lemonade. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gases produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb gas - shit-flavored air. some of the most noxious is fried chicken related! Example: that fuckin chicken gave me gais the hokie pokie REALLY what it's all about? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains ? How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges ? What happens if you get "scared half to death" twice ? If bankers could count how come there are 8 windows and only 4 tellers ? Would a fly without wings be called a "walk" ? Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? What was the best thing before sliced bread ? If it's tourist season why can't we shoot them? If all the world is a stage, where does the audience sit ? Why can't I set my laser printer on "stun" ? If the number 2 pencil is so

Useless
I have seen the setting sun of days gone by long ago. I have seen the sunrise of a thousand mornings. I feel the aches and pains of age, though they do not compare to the pains of the scars I carry in my heart. I have attempted to be a good person, although to have it spit back in my face. Am I that useless in this age, this era?

Use Me Up - For Bendy Straw
artist: Bill Withers lyrics title: Use Me My friends feel it's their appointed duty They keep trying to tell me All you want to do is use me Ha, ha, but my answer, ha, ha Yeah, to all that use me stuff Is I wanna spread the news That if it feels this good getting used Oh, you just keep on using me Until you use me up Until you use me up My brother, sit me right down And he talked to me, ah-ha He told me, ah-ha That I ought not to let you just walk on me And I'm sure he meant well Yeah, but when our talk was through I-I-I said brother, if you only knew You'd wish that you were in my shoes You just keep on using me Until you use me up Until you use me up Oh sometimes, it's true you really do abuse me You get in a crowd of high class people And then you act real rude to me But oh baby, baby, baby, baby When you love me I can't get enough I-I and I, wanna spread the news That if it feels this good getting used Oh, you just keep on using me Until y

Us Embassy In Belgrade Attacked
US embassy in Belgrade attacked Police were not guarding the embassy at the time Several hundred protesters have attacked the US and other embassies in Serbia's capital in anger at Western support for Kosovo's independence. Protesters broke into the US compound and briefly set part of the embassy alight. Firemen later found an unidentified charred body inside. The UK, Belgian, Croatian and Turkish missions were also attacked. The violence followed a peaceful rally earlier by at least 150,000 people outside the main parliament building. The US, UK, Germany and Italy are among those to have recognised Kosovo. Kosovo belongs to the Serbian people Vojislav Kostunica In pictures: Belgrade rally Earlier, Prime Minister Vojislav Kostunica delivered an impassioned speech condemning the territory's secession. "As long as we live, Kosovo is Serbia. Kosovo belongs to the Serbian people," he told the flag-waving crowd. Most Serbs regard Kosovo as th

Use Me
I REALLY LIKE THE WORDS TO THIS SONG>>>>Use me , By Digital Summer Just another touch of your skin makes everything ok. Just simple taste of your lips can steal my pain away. Every time that I look in your eyes I can see somethings killing you.So don't fight what your feeling inside cause I know you need this too.let me be the one you use.I' ll be your antidote you be cure on this cold and lonely night. Put our problems behind us and just for this moment pretend everything is alright. Let me use you and I' ll let you use me. Let me use you to forget these memories. I don't even mind that we hide somethings that are better left unspoken. Can't we just be selfish for one more night cause some rules were meant to be broken.I don't know how we got here But I know that I should'nt care and to spite what we are thinking wrong or right we both know that I should'nt be here tonight. But its worth a try I' ll be your antidote you be cure on this cold and lonely night. Put our problems behi

The Use Of "nsfw"
to funny..when a person puts this on there blog..pic..or mum..the hords come runnin..but when they find out what it is they all go ballistic...LOLi'll keep doing it..just gives me points...LOL!!!!!!!! have a great day !!

The Use Of Meth
Of all the drugs that I've tried in my life, meth is the one that I thought would put me in my grave..... and it would have, had I not had a strong family who love me and was able to step through the meth wall, and brought me back to life! I LOVE YOU MOM, DAD, CYNDI!

Use One Word
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? Table 2. Your significant other? none 3. Your hair? long 4. Your mother? Mary 5. Your father?Thurman 6. Your favorite thing? Private 7. Your dream last night? none 8. Your favorite drink? Slurpee 9. Your dream/goal? Unavailable 10. The room you're in? bedroom 11. Music? most 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Somewhere 14. Where were you last night? home 15. What you're not? Normal 16. Muffins? Chocolate 17. One of your wish list items? Private 18. Where you grew up? Carthage 19. The last thing you did? Shop 20. What are you wearing? Jammies 21. TV? Sometimes 22. Your pets? Cat 23. Your computer? PC 24. Your life? Mine 25. Your mood? Ha

Use Packers And Movers To Simplify Moving Process
Naturally, residence shifting is a grueling task to do in life. But there is no any option when it becomes necessary to relocate from one place to another either for better social surrounding or better living or better education of children or job transfer. In fact, no person likes the process of house shifting because it involves lots of difficulties, uninteresting tasks and annoying challenges. It is enough difficult and complicated to make any person extremely tired and stressful. So; what we can to simplify the difficult and tricky process of household moving. Let me clear something. You can make your move easy and simple using services of skilled packers and movers. There are numerous professional movers and packers in India that are providing services for residence shifting, commercial going, business relocation, corporate relocation, domestic moving, international relocation and car transportation. Almost all good firms offer a variety of services in order to simplify the proce

Use Packers And Movers Inside Mumbai To Create New House Purchase Simple
Do you think you're changing to some completely new property inside Mumbai? Do you think you're going through Mumbai to a different community using overall ones house things? Each problems may bother anyone. Relocating from spot for a a different just isn't always easy. This is a challenging procedure comprising several monotonous jobs plus some undesired problems. The idea results in topsy-turvy circumstances and uses time carrying out tiresome chores. It could allow you to disjointed for many people evenings. The actual very long and brief will be it will be plenty of challenging and tough to create an individual incredibly fatigued and stress filled. However you be capable of turning the specific situation considerably in easygoing and clean occasion by means of obtaining specialized providing & going remedy at a trustworthy shifting firm with Mumbai. You ought to be grateful in order to specialist Mumbai packers and movers firms who definitely are featuring thorough means

Users!
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one... =============== Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button? Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note. Customer: No .. wait a minute. I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry.... =============== Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? =============== Tech support: Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: Hello... I can't print. Tech support: ! Would you click on "start" for me and... Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates, dammit! =============== Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the print

User Friendly
MARILYN MANSON LYRICS "User Friendly" Use me when you want to come I've bled just to have your touch When I'm in you I want to die User friendly fucking dopestar obscene Will you die when you're high You'd never die just for me She says, "I'm not in love, but I'm gonna fuck you 'til somebody better comes along." Use me like I was a whore Relationships are such a bore Deleted the ones that you've fucked User friendly fucking dopestar obscene Will you die when you're high You'd never die just for me She says, "I'm not in love, but I'm gonna fuck you 'til somebody better comes along."

U Serious ???
OK A COUPLE KICK ASS GUYS I KNOW IN CONTESTS AND I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF Y'ALL COULD GO DROP SOME COMMENTS( COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED) AND RATE THEM PLEASE !!! JUST GO CLICK ON PICTURES @ BOTTOM AND HELP EM OUT !!! MAD LUV ! XOXOXOXOO THE SEXY JUGGALO THRILL HAMMER ..BEST MORPH..ENDS JANUARY 3,2007 BEN DOVER..SEXIEST MALE ON CT..ENDS DECEMBER 31,2006

The User
This man is a loser! Has other paying his way in life. His girlfriend left him! Yes his girlfriend! Glad to see she woke up and stopped catering to him. This is not a man! He's not even that good! From what he wrote about me, I can see he used me. »nsfw« *ÀÐÐÒÑI§*@ CherryTAP Laughing at his newest This person has such an ego(very sad) What he wrote about me in his profile, He contradicts himself. If this lifeless lil bitch is on ur friends list chances are you have or will be deleted off mines I HATE STALKERS... its almost flattering... yet its gotten very old ad tired of igorning!!!. My Turn Now Bitch!!! ... if you compare her friends list, she got ya's off my page! Shes using you to try to somehow hurt me which is impossible cos... 1...i dont give a fuck less what anyone that dont take the time to know me thinks about me! 2ndly.. anyone who believes what that thang is saying, ca keep on stepping you look better goin than coming anyway! 3rdly ... i have fr

User Dream...judge If You Must.but If You Do, I Will Retaliate..pls Keep The Lame Shit To Yourself If You Can.
This is someting i wrote awhile back when i was fighting addiction to an evil evil substance. I wont say what but for this that have the insight to open their minds, you'll catch on. I decided to post this cause i had what they call a 'user dream' and it triggered this. Writing keeps me sane, so to speak..it's a wonderful outlet as alot of you know. Notice the date it was written..uncanny huh? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~CRAVINGS~ 06/06/06 I’m invincible, 3 seconds to reach it..a couple minutes at a time..”pure bliss” or exctasy. I used to feel bulletproof, not quite 10 feet tall but omnipotent. It could be a sure case of megalomania if my mind had its way with me ,you know how they say you’re in trouble if you start answering yourself during a 1 to 1?..well..i never orate outloud..and if I do..its barely above a whisper..if I try to be careful moving something..i clink and clank….clumsy as hell..if I try to be quiet its almost

User Name ... Fornicates
http://www.cherrytap.com/images.php?u=160481&salutes=1 bit concerned why this chick has pics of nyluh on her profile and raves about faking her:/ she does have a salute or is that fake too hmmmmm if noone knows who nyluh is she is on www.camwithher.com and also in the fakersbusted database with her ANTI SALUTES fyi

User Unfriendly
This is my new "masterpiece":It's called User Unfriendly. It's a keyboard with all the keys removed and tacks stuck into most of the holes. Some keys were replaced to spell out a rude message:In addition, the cord was fashioned into a noose-like configuration:This is the piece my wife said matches my personality pretty well. :-)tag: art, artwork, User Unfriendly, technology, pictures-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!Join me at CherryTap.com

User Friendly
Use me when you wanna come I've bled just to have your touch When I'm in you I want to die Use me when you wanna come I've bled just to have your touch When I'm in you I want to die User friendly fucking dopestar obscene Will you die when you're high you'd never die just for me User friendly fucking dopestar obscene Will you die when you're high you'd never die just for me She says, I'm not in love, but I'm gonna fuck you 'til somebody better comes along. I'm not in love, but I'm gonna fuck you 'til somebody better comes along. Use me like I was a whore Relationships are such a bore Deleted the ones that you've fucked Use me like I was a whore Relationships are such a bore Deleted the ones that you've fucked User friendly fucking dopestar obscene Will you die when you're high you'd never die just for me User friendly fucking dopestar obscene Will you die when you're high you'd never die just for me She says, I'm not in l

User Beware
IF YOU’RE ONLINE BE AWARE A lady wrote this for the ladies and kindly gave it to me, but it is useful to everyone. Everyone knows there are fakes, and guys online who only want nudes, or to cyber, but there are also stalkers and rapists online. Most of you know to be careful how much personal information you put online. You should also be careful how much personal information maybe in your photos. Such as pictures of your house or vehicles, edited out the license plate, house number, pictures with street signs, or anything that reveals your location. There are some online who are not who they claim to be. If a man tells you he cares or wants something personal from you, he won’t mind proving he is who he claims to be. Most men are aware women have to cautious, if he has nothing to hide he won’t mind. You don’t have to apologize for wanting to protect yourself. You have the right to ask him, if he asks for anything from you. Such as if he asks for your phone number, ask for his

User # 489945 "babyboy-j" Daughter (not My Daughter, Just Posted This)
Their turning off the machines at 2 not expecting her to make it even a 1/2 hour shes gone,3:22 pm IM GONNA MISSED HER SO MUCH I REALLY LOVE HER TO DEATH SHE MY ANGEL SHE IS MY EVERYTHING I WILL NEVA FORGET BOUT HER SHE MY HEART:X ~BabyBoy J~

Use Ritual To Deepen Connections
“When the activities of life are infused with reverence, they come alive with meaning and purpose.” -- Gary Zukav What nurtures you? When you feel deeply nurtured, you’re in what’s often called ‘sacred space.’ We can enter into sacred space ANY time. All we need is a willingness to be fully present and conscious with whatever’s happening. Personal rituals are powerful for drawing us quickly and deeply into sacred space. They invite us to use clear intention with our senses, movements, feelings, visualization and focus to create meaning and purpose. Here are some examples of how I create sacred space in an ordinary day: I light a candle before I start work as I ask for higher guidance in all I do. When walking, I hold awareness of my footsteps to ground my body. When brushing my teeth, I express gratitude for my amazing, healthy body. See our list of ideas for simple rituals you can weave into your routine. Find what works for you. Objects, pictures and symbols of

Users Who Should Be Put Away, Tortured, Have Their Balls Removed Slowly And Then Killed. In A Very Slow Painful Way.
such as "WestrayKnight" This asswipe messages me, asking to be put in my family, long story short i refuse (because people in my family can access my nsfw pics) and he carries on being a nob, wont stfu and leave me alone. and ladies and gentlemen of FU, here is a quote the aforementioned prick said to me - "and for the record, I'm not just anyone, I am a descendant of the Pendragon clan of England, I am the descendant of Arthur, King of the Britains, I am Westray the Knight" well.. I think that speaks for its self yes? my reply.. "->WestrayKni...: oh. my god. Well let me just get a camera and strip for you then... lmfao!! you expect me to believe that???!!! ha! I dont care who you say you are, to me, youre just another person who i dont know and tbh, after you sounding like a complete pillock, dont really want to. you could be the bloody ruler of the universe for all i care." and his last one, before he blocked me (which to be perfectly honest, i think i should hav

User Or Truly Needy?
A few days ago I posted a mumm because I was a lil put out by someone putting up a Gift registry for someone who in my opinion did not need nor deserve it. The recipient of this good nature cries out that she is afraid her children won't have warm clothes for the winter, at the same time buying sticky posts for the bulletin board. Now I am not the type that knows a lot about the sticky posts so I went to Fubar Support and this was my reply: Re: Sticky Bulletins Hide header Date: Mon, 24 Sep 2007 11:20:21 -0700 From: Size: 2 KB To: mahi@fubar.com Reply-To: It will show you as the reposter. fubar Support On 9/21/2007, mahi@fubar.com wrote: I have a question about making the bulletin sticky ... if I were to make someone elses bulletin sticky ... would it show me as repost or the person who initially put it up? Now I know that someone could buy you blasts, and VIP, but the sticky posts, I wasn't sure. After reading this e-mail that I got from support I think I

Username: Stormy
Username: Stormy by Chance_is_a Lady© Brenda is an attractive but shy and lonely woman of thirty-two. She has been divorced for six months now. Even though there are bars where she could go and meet someone, she is not into the bar scene. She had over heard a couple of co-workers talking one day about internet chat rooms. She thought that might be a good way to have someone to at least talk to and relieve some of her boredom. She had gone home that night and searched the internet for chat rooms. She was surprised to see that there were so many. How would she ever pick one? Closing her eyes, she moved her mouse and simply clicked. She just sat and watched the other chatters for a few minutes. They all seemed to know each other so well, she felt like she was intruding on private conversations so she closed the chat box. Going back to the search page, she just went down the list and clicked on several, going in to check them out for a few minutes. After going into about ten diff

User Names
Everytime I see some cracked out username I have to laugh. How can I possibly take anyone serious who's name is something like "HornyGuy69" or "BigTitBartender". Seriously people, you need to really think about this. For the most part you are interacting with strangers. If you find someone you want to friend, do you really want them sending a reply or adding a friend who has described genitalia in their username??

Users
Name: Jedi Master Goatse Level: Pimp (17) Gender: Male Plymouth, IN Buzz: 0% -- dry, get them a drink! Enter message: ->Jedi Maste...: did he tell you about the song Wonderful One by Robert Plant .. .or was it Wish you were Here by Floyd? ... o0o wait the one he got me with was Thank You by Led Zepplin ... ->Jedi Maste...: I should have listened to John and Joe .. I really should have ... ->Jedi Maste...: there are messages in there from the beginning .. back in November ... of 06 ->Jedi Maste...: Kara ... he used the Anamchara line on me a long time ago I can send you the phone to prove it.... if you would like ->Jedi Maste...: how do you have the nerve to say you ever loved me ... the only reason you stuck around is cuz I bought your clothes food and housed you ... ->Jedi Maste...: where else have I messaged anyone? ->Jedi Maste...: the messages on Punkins page ... and Tony .. that's it Jedi Maste...: sounded a bit mor requently; im talking about on

User # 819489 = Fake Bree Olsen.
...here we go again... dreambree-@ fubar ...stolen pictures from Bree Olsen. She even stole her name. How stupid. Ask it for a salute and see what you get, and break out your shop deteting software.... ..The real Bree is pretty popular it seems. So if like, she came on Fubar for real, chances are very high that she would be a verified celebrity or at least a Rising Star like Tiffany. However, this VIP account is indeed. Fake. Don't be conned. Thanks as always.

User #1219512 = Sammie The Stilleto Girl Fake.
...this user.... ...is a big fat FAKE. ..tried to get this photoshopped salute approved, check out the properties: ..too bad for the people that talk to it and have bought it a VIP and all that bling. You just wasted your money on this fake. Let it know what you think...hopefully it will delete itself like the rest usually do once they get blown out here... ? Lil Sammie ?..~*~Stiletto Girl~*~@ fubar ...what sick people out there. The lamest excuse I've ever heard for a fake was this: "Fakes are real people too, there's a real person behind that computer screen with real feelings" The only problem with this is that they sure as hell aren't who they claim to be. That's just a small issue right?

Users Are Losers!!!!!!!!!!!
It would be so nice if people would just let us know they are gonna play nice, until they get what they want, and then just forget we exist. I have been going through alot of this lately,as you might have seen in my past blogs. I am real, and when I tell someone I will NOT diss them, or forget they exist, I mean what I say. I have had so many people tell me "what I want to hear", and then after they get what they want from me, they either ignore me when I try to talk to them, or they give excuses. PEOPLE.....GROW UP! And realize that others have feelings, and some of us get our feelings hurt quicker than others. If you just wanna play games, be honest and say that!!!!!!!!!!!!! My friendship with people is important to me, but it seems some people pretend they care for awhile. IM SICK OF IT NOW. I am learning to not trust anyone, and I hate feeling this way. Either be nice...or just move on and don't even bother to try to become my friend. At this point, I would rather be lo

User #476584 = Fake Fungirl
This is an easy one, so I won't be too dramatic This user: Is a big fat fake. Joined 2006 with 15 pics and no salute. At least try and get a better default. If you or anyone you know buys this a blast, please tell them. They truly rank among the most mindless people on Fubar. Here's "it's" page, go say hi..lol Fungirl! blast to see my NSFW pics@ fubar And of course I'd like to thank once again those who stay positive about reality around here, you are what really matters. Hope everyone has a good week, thanks for reading, rating, and of course telling your friends to stop by and check it out, it is what it is. It's the truth Peace.

User #1972254 Sxyeyes 86 Is Fake.
..this user...a newbie already with a blast.. sxyeyes86@ fubar ..is a big fat fake. Pass it on so anyone doesn't do anything retarded...but they already are. HELLO THIS SALUTE IS SHOPPED & THESE PICS AREN'T EVEN ALL OF THE SAME PERSON FOR CHRISTS' SAKE. lol

User Ratings
For some reason... the user ratings that i've given to some of my friends were deleted. So if you see me checking you out, I'm just making sure that I have everyone rated again. this can't possibly be a bad thing as you're getting another rating out of me. hehe

Users And Givers
I fine it sad that there are more people who use people for there goodness, Than there good people who just want to share there goodness. Not sure why that is. For the once who been true friends and you know who you are Thank you!!

User Friendly - Marilyn Manson
Use me when you want to come I've bled just to have your touch When I'm in you I want to die User friendly fucking dopestar obscene Will you die when you're high You'd never die just for me She says, "I'm not in love, but I'm gonna fuck you 'til somebody better comes along." Use me like I was a whore Relationships are such a bore Deleted the ones that you've fucked User friendly fucking dopestar obscene Will you die when you're high You'd never die just for me She says, "I'm not in love, but I'm gonna fuck you 'til somebody better comes along."

Users In This World
There are so many users in this world today. Some pretend to be a friend, just to get what they want from you then walk away or make excuses why they dont want to be your friend no more. And then you have some that pretend to care for you, love you , want to be with you forever. Then as soon as another person gives them attention. Your push to the curb like dirt. They even so much as start shit about you, knocking you down, turning others against you. Now why the fuck do that? Are you that lame and childish. Your suppose to be a adult yet you act like a dum fuck! Then their relationship with whom ever doesnt pan out. They go running back to you trying and pleading and telling you so much gawd dam bull shit. You want to believe them, cause you still have strong feelings dispite the bs they handed you not so long ago. You forgive and try and pick up the pieces. Every thing is right with the world. Out of the blue they dump your ass again. They have a new conquest to

Users
Just letting you all know that I am slowly coming back to being me again.. after all that had happened..I was talking to a REAL friend today and he made a good point and I wanted to share it with you..and as I said.. I am making my way back to being the Cassie.. aka Vampy you all know and a few of you still love..and when I do.. WATCH OUT FUBAR!!!! Most of those that are mad at me.. arent mad at me because of the fake pictures.. they used me.. they used the fake pictures as their SPANK BANK and since that SPANK BANK is closed now.. they went away..and I have to say.. I feel sorry for the next poor girl they latch on to use as their SPANK BANK...Anyways.. a part of the conversation is below and it snapped me back into reality..and I dont feel so bad anymore.. HUGS and KISSES!! and thanks to all those that have stayed with me during all this.. I know I havent made it easy.->Dr.Dogwood: I knowDr.Dogwood: I didnt mean you were a user I ment guys were useing your fake picks for there spank

User Box For Fumafia Meeting Rooms
I gotta say, you guys are making this place rock.. I just have one small request though.. is there a way you could modify the "My Turf" meeting room so you could see who all is in the room similar to how it works in the lounge?that would be awesome, so we would know who all is in the room!Thanks, Much Love-Your Name Here Please Copy/Paste and send to scrapper or BabyJesus

User Training Available
Starting December 22nd, we’ll be offering a series of webinars for users of the Lead Generator. The first ones will be GoToMeeting webinars, which means that attendance is limited to 15 people. But starting in January, we’re going to run them as GoToWebinars, which will have much more capacity. The idea is to offer three levels of training: Introductory, Intermediate and Advanced techniques. The Introductory seminar will cover basic Registration and Posting of your company’s data, as well as Basic Search. The Intermediate sessions will cover searching for leads, prospecting and responding. And the Advanced sessions will cover blogging, contact management, and advanced search techniques.[....] For More Details http://www.leadgenerator.com/MTS01AK

Users Handbook For Marsha
What I put on my profile is pretty accurate in the discription of me. Yes everything I typed is the gods honest truth. It is a summery of me. This is just more in depth. Also only applies in a sexual seneriosI am real. I get bombarded with 100's of emails a day, its so over whelming and if I dont get to talk to you I am sorry. And if I do talk to you, for a bit, and it kind of fades off, again I am sorry, but it is so hard to keep up with the emails and if you dont keep the conversation moving your messages goes farther and farther from where I am trying to fucking keep up and I forget..remember I am a stoner chick...and my memory sucks....I get side tracked and forget, in my life that happens all the time, I will be doing one thing, and see something else that needs done I will stop mid whatever, switch gears get into that..see something else...switch...and so on..never finishing the first few things...and forgetting them until I come back around...I am a ding dong...lol..th

User Fake Real????you Decide.....
User, Fake, Real? You decide...This guy on fu promises women all over all the things he is going to do for them. Fu-Marriage, Credits, the works. He got fu-engaged to a friend of mine (top level) and then started talking to another woman (also top level). Family spots were exchanged, Women bought him things with the "promise" it was to be repaid.I personally did not buy him anything but I did however make him pictures, comments for profiles and a skin. His promise to me was to pay me on a Friday(didn't happen) and then again on Monday (also didn't happen). Now it is Tuesday and all of a sudden his mom passes away. To show you I am not a cold hearted bitch he states on another website his parents both passed when he was 22. He is 24. How can your parents pass away twice? Answer is they can't.He avoids all contact with any of the women that he now owes credits to. So ladies beware!!http://fubar.com/william_napierIf you have been approached by him proceed with caution. DO NOT GIFT HIM BLI

User?
What is USER? USER is "Someone who uses other people to gain an advantage" I was called a USER.... As a women it came to me as a heart full of pain. I walk the halls of love all my life and never was called this. Is this a prescription card. I will tell you a true love story, Man I knew took me and loved me hold me, kissed me like no other. Give him self with out asking. He looked into my eyes made me feel like a real women. He took his time with me. With out asking. I spend time with him just hanging out talking, I love hearing him talk. We put a movie in and just enjoy the time we had with each other. Wishful thinking. I was thinking he was the one. But we where just good friends. I wanted more. I do miss him so. I can say he never said I USED him. In any way. He was there for me. I spent a lot of time with him. I listen to family, so called friends. Now I lost him. And now where are my so called friends. lol I have to tell him I am sorry for walking out and not tell

100 Uses For Peanut Butter!
1. Feed large globs of it to your dog for cheap entertainment. 2. Keep contacts firmly in place. 3. Spread it on the dog's back to watch him go crazy. 4. Squish it between your fingers in the lunchroom muttering "Only two more hours and I have so much left to study..." 5. Plug holes in your paneling walls. 6. Make sure you have some stuck in your fingernails whenever you go on a blind date. 7. Roll finger-sized pieces of it in sand and leave them in your neighbor's sandbox to stimulate his anger toward neighborhood cats 8. Use it to stick things if you run out of duct tape. 9. If you see a freshly poured sidewalk drying drop globs of Peanut Butter into the cement to create "holes" later. 10. Conjugate it in Spanish class... Yo peanutbuttero, tu peanutbutteras, el peanutbuttera, nosotros peanutbutteramos, ustedes peanutbutteran, ellos peanutbutteran.... 11. Have an art class paint "still life" pictures of it. 12. Rub it on sore muscles. 13. Save it up so

101 Uses For Bubble Wrap
1. Bubble wrapping underneath the wallpaper can prevent it hurting so much when you hit your head against the wall in frustration 2. Apply it to all the pavements in the world to cut down on suicide rates 3. Wrap up the blades in a liquidiser to prevent the little ones hurting themselves 4. Wrap up the bar in the bar joke so that the poor guy doesn't have to go "ow" any more 5. Bubble wrap handcuffs to prevent the fragile criminals from hurting their wrists when they get arrested 6. Bubble wrap the bars in the cells as well 7. Bubble wrap the planet to fend off alien invasions 8. Fill bubble wrap with ozone and wrap it around the planet to replace the ozone layer 9. Wrap it around your torso to stop your sides splitting when you laugh too much 10. Bubble wrap your bike pedals so they don't scrape your ankles when you get on awkwardly 11. Bubble wrap the road so it doesn't hurt when you fall off 12. Make a cocoon for your baby so he bounces when he falls over 13. Protect yo

10 Uses Of The Word Blog
i'm just blogging to say that i'm not a blogger. my life is too dull to have much to say, so what would i blog about? anyway, don't expect much of me in the way of a blog, because blogging is something i just don't do. but all you other bloggers, go right on blogging. i'll read them all day, i just don't have anything to blog about myself. blog blog away!!!

Uses For Wesson Oil
Moisturize skin. Massage Wesson Corn Oil into your skin, wait fifteen minutes, remove the excess oil with Bounty Paper Towels, then take a hot-water bath. Make bubble bath. Mix two cups of Wesson Corn Oil, three tablespoons of liquid shampoo, and one-quarter teaspoon of your favorite perfume. Mix the solution in a blender at high speed. Prevent cat hairballs. Add a teaspoon of Wesson Corn Oil to one cat meal daily. Add a shine to your dog's coat. Add a teaspoon of Wesson Corn Oil to each food serving. Condition hair. Massage lukewarm Wesson Corn Oil into dry hair, cover hair with a shower cap for thirty minutes, then shampoo and rinse thoroughly. Remove oil paint from skin. Use Wesson Corn Oil instead of turpentine. Season a cast-iron skillet. Rub a drop of Wesson Corn Oil on the inside of the pan to keep it seasoned. Place a sheet of Bounty Paper Towel over and under the skillet when storing. To season a new cast iron skillet, grease with unsalted Wesson Corn Oil and

Uses Ans Abuses
Akai Mpc 2000xl Thousands and thousands of records Roland XP-30 Yamaha Drums Zildjian cymbals Various Guitars/Basses Various Guitar/Bass pedals Any Direct Drive Turntable for sampling Technics 1200 for Djing 70's Crown rackmount Filter PowerMac G5 Itunes Garage Band The Glenlevit Remy Martin Newcastle Brown Ale 99 cent Dueces of Colt 45 Chocolate Phillies Blunts

15 Uses For Vodka
1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The Solvent dissolves adhesive. 2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a Trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five Minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew. 3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs. 4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting Your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfectsthe blade and prevents rusting. 5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry. 6 Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores. 7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair. 8. Fill a xteen-ou

Use Some Manners Dammit!
Ok my little rant for the day! I can understand that this site is pretty much an attention whores paradise as well as a horny mans wonderland. BUT DAMN! If you want in my private folders you are gonna need to be on my friends list for one of htem and my family list for the other. THAT does not mean that as soon as I accept you as a friend, that you PM me telling me to add you to my family. That is one sure ass way to not only get you removed from my friends list, but also added to my block list! There's a reason why there are only 17 people on my family list out of the almost 500 on my friends list. Those 17 people I have either known all my life OR they have actually ttaken the time to get to know me as a person. Also, if you want me to comment bomb your pic in a contest or subscribe to a lounge....talk to me as a person first, hell atleast LOOK at my profile! If I think you're a cool person then you'll get my vote adn I'll do everything in my power to help you win

Uses Of The Word Fuck
23:41 - Uses Of The Word Fu*K Current mood: cheerful The Fucking Disclaimer If you are offended by the use of bad language fuck off now! Don't read all of this page and then say it annoys you. Uses of the word Fuck FUCK is an international word. It doesn't matter where you are in the world, everyone knows exactly what you mean when you say "Fuck Off". It's the atmosphere it creates, that's why you will never read something like: "Fuck off", he hinted. Grammatical Usage In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories, making it one of the most versatile words in the English language. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Jane) and intransitive (Jane was fucked by John). It can be an active verb (John really gives a fuck) or a passive verb (Jane doesn't give a fuck). Or an adverb (Jane is fucking interested in John) and a noun (Jane is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Jane is fucking beautiful). Further Structures

20 Uses For A Condom
1. Hair tie 2. Slip 'er over a payphone to avoid "NASTY" germs 3. Bathing cap (if you stretch it in the right manner) 4. Neat travel case for your toothbrush 5. Wet suit for a ferret 6. Finger puppets 7. Travel size shampoo and conditioner holders 8. Use it to store that urine sample next time you go to the doc for a checkup 9. Rubber boot for a peg leg 10. Latex toe warmers 11. Stuff, and use to stop drafts under doors 12. Fill with rocks and use to as a weapon in a crisis situation 13. Makeshift sandbags in the event of a flood 14. To keep candles dry when camping 15. Build your own incredible "Water Weenies" 16. To quickly fill water pistols 17. Bicycle tire tube 18. Change purse 19. Goodyear Blimp model 20. For those long car trips that dad hates to stop for potty breaks

15 Uses For Vodka
1. To remove a bandage painlessly, Saturate the bandage with vodka. The stuff dissolves adhesive. 2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, Fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, Let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew. 3. To clean your eyeglasses, Simply wipe the lenses with a soft, Clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs. 4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka And letting your safety razor blade s