AIGHT, SO KING NOTHING HAS PROMPTED ME TO DO THIS. MORRIGAN MAD RESPECT FOR THINKING IT UP IN THE FIRST PLACE. GOING TO WRITE THIS, GIMME FEED BACK, BUT AS YOU CAN SEE IT WILL PROLLY GO UNAPPRECIATED. TAKE THE TIME TO DO IT YOURSELF. HERE GOES.
-I AM ONLY INTERESTING IN SHORT BURSTS. ANYONE WHO TALKS TO ME FOR MORE THEN HALF AN HOUR CAN VOUCH FOR THAT.
-I TYPE IN CAPS TO PISS PEOPLE OFF, PERIOD.
-I AM COLOR BLIND, BUT AM ALWAYS CHALLENGED BY PEOPLE FOR IT, AND GOD FORBID I GUESS A COLOR RIGHT.
-I AM THE WORST DIABETIC EVER, SORRY DON'T THINK OF THE FUTURE THAT MUCH.
-I AM ADDICTED TO CIGARETTES, NOTHING MORE. A DAY WITHOUT HAVING A SMOKE, IS A DAY A WALL GETS A HOLE IN IT.
-I HAVE A FEW GOOD FRIENDS, BUT NO BEST FRIENDS. I CONSIDER MYSELF A FIFTH IN THE FRIENDSHIP WHEEL.
-I OWN 73 T-SHIRTS, 2 PAIRS OF PANTS, 32 PAIRS OF BOXER SHORTS, 15 PAIR OF PAJAMA PANTS, AND OVER A HUNDRED PAIRS OF SOCKS.
-I PROLLY HAVE MORE BODY CLEANING PRODUCTS IN MY BATHROOM THEN MOST FEMALES I KNOW, I'M OCD LIKE THAT. CAN'T STAND BEING DIRTY.
-I TAKE ANYWHERE FROM 5 TO 55 MINUTE SHOWERS DEPENDING ON HOW HOT THE CHICK I'M MASTERBATING OVER WAS.
-I THINK MY DICK IS TO BIG, SERIOUSLY NO EGO HERE. I'D GET IT REDUCED IF IT MEANT NOT HAVING TO CUT MY DICK.
-I SWEAR FAR MORE THEN A PERSON WITH AN ASSOCIATES DEGREE IN ENGLISH SHOULD.
-I'M 26 AND HAVE HAD MY LICENSE SUSPENDED 13 TIMES, AND YET HAVE NEVER TAKEN THE TEST TO GET MY LICENSE.
-I LIKE FACETS OF ALL TYPES OF MUSIC. I MIGHT TALK SHIT ABOUT 1 GROUP MORE THEN ANOTHER, BUT I HAVE FAVORTIES IN ALL GENRES.
-I HAVE 3 BROKEN TEETH IN MY MOUTH FROM FIGHTS OVER THE YEAR, BUT A HUGE FEAR OF DENTISTS, SO I WILL PROLLY NEVER HAVE THEM REMOVED OR FIXED.
-I LOVE MY DOG MORE THEN ANY PERSON I HAVE EVER MET. COULD CARE LESS ABOUT YOUR PET, BECAUSE IT IS NOT MY DOG.
-I HATE CATS, ALOT. I HAVE ALMOST A SICK FASCINATION WITH KILLING THE THINGS.
-I HATE KIDS ALMOST AS MUCH, BUT WOULD NEVER KILL ONE INTENTIONALLY.
-I DON'T THINK THOSE LAST TWO WILL BE LIKED TO MUCH.
-I HAVE NEVER SLEPT WITH SOMEONE WAYING MORE THEN 125LBS. EVEN HAVE THE PROOF. I HAVE AN ODD OBSESSION WITH FEMALES UNDER 5'3".
-I HAVE ACTUALLY BEEN IN 3 PORNO'S, TRY TO FIND THEM.
-ME AND FIVE OTHER PEOPLE I WAS IN THE NAVY WITH HAVE KILLED MORE PEOPLE THEN WERE KILLED IN THE TWIN TOWERS.
-I AM CERTIFIED INSANE BY FOUR OUT OF FOUR BRANCHES OF THE MILITARY.
-I OWN OVER DIFFRENT KINDS OF GUNS, AND A SMALL ARMIES WORTH OF EXPLOSIVES. NOT CRAZY, I JUST LIKE PUTTING HOLES IN THINGS.
-I TELL PEOPLE I'M 5'12".
-I WEAR A SIZE 13 SHOE.
-I ALWAYS WEAR HATS WHEN I LEAVE THE HOUSE.
-I HAVE A VOICE THAT MAKES PEOPLE STOP LISTENING, BUT WHEN I SCREAM EVERYONE PAYS ATTENTION.
-I HAVE RIPPED OFF A PERSONS EAR AND DIDN'T THINK TWICE ABOUT DOING IT.
-I HAVE LIVED IN 29 DIFFRENT COUNTRIES, AND 49 DIFFRENT STATES.
-I DON'T BELIEVE IN MARRIAGE.
-I OWN A CULT VIDEO STORE, AND A VERY SUCCESFUL BAR.
-I HAVE OVER 100,000 IN THE BANK, AND ABSOLUTLY NO IDEA WHAT I AM GOING TO DO WITH IT.
-I STILL PLAY SCRATCH AND WIN LOTTERY TICKETS.
-I LIKE ANAL SEX, NOT RECIEVING, JUST GIVING. SORRY, BUT I DO.
-I HAVE THE ABILITY TO MAKE ANYONE CRY.
-I GOT MY ASS KICKED ALOT BY MY DAD WHEN I WAS A KID. WAS PUT IN THE HOSPITAL 6 TIMES BY HIM.
-I HAVE WRITTEN 4 BOOKS, AND 12 SCREEN PLAYS AND I DON'T THINK I WILL EVER SHOW THEM TO ANYONE.
-I READ ABOUT 5 TO 7 BOOKS A WEEK.
-I ONLY SLEEP ABOUT 12 HOURS A WEEK.
-I USED TO HAVE A HUGE DRUG PROBLEM, BUT NOW I CAN AFFORD THEM, SO IT'S NO LONGER A PROBLEM.
-I AM EASILY OFFENDED, SO DON'T PISS ME OFF AND BE CLOSE TO ME.
-I FORGET REAL QUICK THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF, SO FIND ME AGAIN IN ABOUT HALF AN HOUR.
-I OWN IN ONE FORM OR ANOTHER OVER 12,000 MOVIES. ORIGINAL FILM STOCK, TAPES, DVD'S, LASER DISCS AND THE LOT. THEY ARE MY THERAPHY.
-I AM SINGLE, BECAUSE I BELIEVE I AM FAR TO INTENSE IN THE WAY I GO AFTER FEMALES.
-I SPEND FAR TO MUCH TIME ON THE COMPUTER.
-I LIKE WEARING SUITS TO THROW PEOPLE OFF.
-I HAVE AN INABILITY TO CARE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLES LIVES AS MUCH AS THEY THINK I SHOULD.
-ONLY ABOUT 4 PEOPLE WHO STARTED READING THIS ARE STILL READING THIS. PAT YOURSELF ON THE BACK.
-I HAVE WRITTEN POETRY, AND HAVE BEEN PUBLISHED. I ALSO GO TO POETRY SLAMS, AND ART SHOWS.
-I OWN 2 ANDY WARHOL PAINTS, AND THREE GIGER PAINTS. AND I WILL NEVER SELL THEM.
-I HAVE BEEN STABBED 14 TIMES, SHOT 6 TIMES, HIT BY A CAR 11 TIMES, AND I'M STILL ALIVE.
-MY FACIAL EXPRESSION HARDLY EVER CHANGES WHEN I AM ON THE COMPUTER.
-I THINK THIS IS ABOUT ALL I WANNA SPEW FOR NOW.
-I AM ALWAYS NEKKID WHEN I SAY I AM. AND YES I AM THIS ANGRY AT EVERYTHING.
THANKS FOR THE TIME KILLER KING. HOPE EVERYONE ELSE ENJOYS, AND ALL I HOPING FOR WITH THIS IS LIKE THE LINE FROM FIGHT CLUB, IT'S THE FIRST TIME I CAN TALK AND PEOPLE LISTEN, NOT JUST WAIT FOR THIER TURNS TO SPEAK. SO THANKS. PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. P.S. NAKED AND LOVING JORDAN CAPRI....LOL.
