100 useless facts about me
1. I can say the alphabet faster backwards than I can forward!
2. I am overly tender hearted.
3. When I sneeze, sometimes I make this crazy noise of "cha-ching" my kids lose it when I do this. ~shrug~
4. Sometimes I crave frozen Totinos pizza and french fries as a meal. (takes me back to my childhood)
5. I learned to cook at the ripe age of 6. (my mother can NOT cook!)
6. I am afraid of spiders.
7. I am afraid of heights.
8. Sometimes I dream things and they happen 3 days later.
9. I am slightly colorblind when it comes to pastel colors. (thank god I'm not into pastels!)
10. I want to have sex in the anti-gravity room at NASA.
11. I have no life lines on my hands.
12. I collect Magic The Gathering Cards for the artwork.
13. I don't really like wearing gold, I prefer silver, white gold, or platinum.
14. I can roll joints that look like cigarettes. (no I don't use a rolling machine or dollar bill, free hand only!)
15. I don't eat rabbit food. (salad)
16. I won't eat cheap mustard.
17. I invented the Mohawk in 1975. (shaved the neighbors kids heads into mohawks. I thought they looked cool!)
18. I OD'd on alcohol at age 15.
19. My daddy made me wear frilly dresses and stood me on top of the floor model TV and made me sing "Delta Dawn" to all our guests when I was 5 years old.
20. I love the TV show Charmed.
21. I can write with my toes.
22. Randy Travis is my cousin. (shhhhh please don't tell anyone. lol)
23. Davy Crockett is my great great great grandfather.
24. I won't eat fried chicken.
25. My bladder is upside down.
26. My bladder is the size of a 9 yr old childs.
27. I can pinch with my toes.
28. When I was 4 I told everyone that I wanted to be a mud wrestler.
29. I can wiggle my ears.
30. I sleep on top of my covers most of the time if I am alone.
31. I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue.
32. I can hum and whistle at the same time.
33. I have a wierd fascination with silly songs.
34. I collect "Dawn" comic books.
35. Sometimes I sleep upside down in my bed.
36. I don't eat pot roast without A1 sauce.
37. I don't eat tomatoes but I love ketchup and pizza sauce and any pasta sauce made from them.
38. I talk in my sleep.
39. I have sleep apnea.
40. My tailbone and pelvic bone broke having my first child.
41. We had a pet bear when I was little.
42. I had a pet 3 legged dear one time.
43. My pug likes to ride in stollers and suck pacifiers.
44. I've bungee jumped twice.
45. I eat all the crust off my sanwiches before I eat the middle.
46. I want to go to Vegas BADLY.
47. I have broke every bone in my right foot at some time in my life.
48. I have broke my nose 4 times.
49. I put potato chips on my sandwiches.
50. I can't say the word "precision".
51. I once shaved the neighbors cats.
52. I once had 2 wolves.
53. I got in my first fight in school on the first day in kindergarten.
54. I once tried to beat up my son's first grade teacher.
55. I hate vacuuming.
56. I hate the smell of pennies.
57. I love the smell of gasoline.
58. I am a sucker for romance.
59. I used to tell my son that I would push his belly button and make his legs fall off.
60. My kids are my best friends.
61. When I go to Las Palmas, I order a #6 with a soft taco with no lettuce.
62. I don't answer the phone when the number comes up unavailable.
63. I was MVP for my basketball team my 7th grade year. (even as short as I am!)
64. My voice changes with my moods.
65. My favorite flowers are white and red roses put together.
66. I once fed my ex husband pedigree dog food and told him it was beef stew. He liked it!
67. My eye color changes with my moods.
68. I won't eat a ham sandwich if I don't have BarBQ chips.
69. I am overly infatuated with dragons!
70. My friends and I filled our pool up with my neighbors bait fish when I was 6.
71. I used to set my dolls on fire.
72. I love Hawaiian punch.
73. I know how to do accupressure.
74. I once convinced a guy I was dating that my mom was a lesbian.
75. I think tattoos are sexy.
76. I learned how to break dance (some) when I was in the 7th grade.
77. I was a skateboarder when I was younger.
78. My kids say I make the BEST homemade macaroni and cheese.
79. I love to draw floorplans for houses.
80. I love photography.
81. I have been on AOL a sad 10 years. Can you say GEEK?
82. I got in trouble with my friends for making anatomically correct snowmen when I was 8.
83. I have a strong attraction to men with long hair.
84. I HATE home made soup!!!!!!!!!!!!! (MOM's fault)
85. I almost named my oldest daughter Rhiannon.
86. I flipped a van down a cliff 17 times and only got a dislocated shoulder and elbow from it.
87. My daughter's boyfriend loves my baked spaghetti.
88. I cry easily.
89. I once convinced my aunt that I wrote the tv show "Touched by an Angel".
90. I don't chew chewing gum.
91. I can't swim.
92. I have a bad habit of watching "Trading Spaces" and then attempting to do what they do. LOL
93. I love men with shaved heads mmmm.
94. I won't own a blue car because I have a reoccurring dream of dieing in one.
95. I have taught 2 men how to change a car tire.
96. I have been ran over by a fork lift before. (twice)
97. I have a strange obsession with roller coasters.
98. I want to live in a castle.
99. I have a strange obsession with Lex Luthor on Smallville....yummyyyyy.
100. I QUIT WEARING PANTIES WHEN I WAS 12!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
