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You Have My Heart
You have my heart by Carrie Howell You make me want to be a better person To have and to hold To love and to cherish For all the rest of my days. To be in your arms and feel your touch takes me to a better place To know you are there beside me makes me feel loved and safe You have my heart for always My life is yours forever No one can take that away I want to be with you always My love for you will never fade.
You Hate Life? Haha... I Hate Feelings! Fuck This Bullshit.
How many of you think.... when someone else points the blame at someone else... That maybe they need to look at how they feel 1st? Saying how something is true and doesn't feel as if.... Well, What the fuck if? I was really for real..... and yet that someone feels as if it's me that is at fault and they are the one. I mean give me a fucking break.... You ever think that maybe you could have done more? I know I have but right now... it feels like was it worth it? Probably not. Sure that person could have done more... By "not" saying all this shit to me... that I didn't do anything to be told this. Fuck it.... I'm not going to let this shit bring me down....
You Have A Sexual Iq Of 152
You have a sexual IQ of 152 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
You Have To Try This
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You Have My Heart
You have my heart You make me want to be a better person To have and to hold To love and to cherish For all the rest of my days. To be in your arms and feel your touch takes me to a better place To know you are there beside me makes me feel loved and safe You have my heart for always My life is yours forever No one can take that away I want to be with you always My love for you will never fade.
You Have Failed Me.
You are not at all who I thought you were. I was convinced that you were Hitler. Oh, by the way... sorry about that whole kicking you in the jimmies thing. I was pretty pissed at you for the Holocaust.
You Have Too...
Between us and only us whoever reads this I wanna know 21 things about you. Fill in all the blanks leave no question unanswered! ANSWER IT AND SEND IT TO ME (inbox) THEN COPY AND REPOST IT FOR YOURSELF! send this back to me answered that's the whole point 1.Your Full Name: - 2. Age: - 3. Favorite Color? - 4. Favorite Movie: - 5. Favorite Song: - 6. Favorite Band: - 7. Most Embarassing Moment: - 8. Are you a virgin (be serious ppl)? - 9. What makes you really happy? - 10. What makes you really mad? --- 11. Tell me what you think of me: --- 12. Do you know me or if you don't, do you wanna meet me? --- . . . . . . . . . . HERE COMES THE FUN . . . . . . . . . 1. How long have we known each other? - 2. Did you ever think you loved me?Or, do you love me now? - 3. Would you let me play with your hair, just because? - 6. Would you ever see a movie you hated for me? - 8. What do you like/dislike about me? -
You Have Been Fucked!
2006-12-06 07:31:18 YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back
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You Hurt Me Today, Not Tomorrow
You hurt me today, but not tomorrow. I saw my tears absorb under the cotton sheets that blanket against a speckled sky…the sky that threw me a wish. I wished to write this perfect. To bleed the pool of whispers and wonders that hurt so much, then rinse the sins of silence to the Gods of heaven. The glow of your own skinned the essence of myself, using the peach treat for a canvas of the most unthinkable art. Showcasing stories that you speak. You hurt me today, but not tomorrow. As I walked outside a body once mine, one finger pressed against a cheek drowning nails into the torment of my tears. I felt you twist both knives between the movement of my shoulder blades laughing like a playful child, pushing the potion of evil deeper to my fear. I closed my eyes as the chemicals of you eroded through the once happy heart I held. Crushing curses caused this heart to drop into the puddle of pain that seeped through to the solitude of you
You Have To See This
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You Have...
You have her heart Be gentle with it It's more gentle than most And needs to be treated with care You have her trust Becareful not to lose it It's almost impossible to regain And very hard to get You have her mind Day and night You're the one she thinks of And always will You have her Dont hurt her Or you will have many problems And will be hated by many
You Have My Thanks
Over the last couple of days I made a few bulletins about asking for some help in leveling up to #12 which btw I just did. I want to say thanks to those that took the time and made the effort on my part, you know who you are and I don't have to mention your names. You are valued and treasured friends. you've shown me that as friends you have the right stuff and that you were there when I needed you and you have my thanks for that. I was quite pleasantly surprised with those that responded, shows me you read the bulletins. I even had a few that weren't even on the list that helped out. So for all those that helped me once again thanks and many blessings to you all.
You Have Been Fucked!
YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll F.U.C.K forever!
You Have Got 2 Be Kidding Me..=)
yOu HaVe GoT 2 Be KiDdiNg Me..=) okay as im sitting here..bored out of my mind, i figure ill go hangout in www.askmen.com i find the site to be very educational...well as im browsing articles i come across a section called how to be a player..im thinking to myself wtf has the world come to when their is an entire section on how to play women..and im not kidding they give actual tips and ideas...well first off...no offense boys..a true player would not need this advice..=) If anything..reading this might make you come off as something much worse then a player..like maybe a horses ass..=) LoL..=) A girl is either gonna put out or not, its not going to matter whether or not youve read 101 articles on how to pick out girls that put out...or an article named How to pick girls in a noncommital stage..good golly..the world never seizes to amaze me...and of course im off to see if we too have a ladies section..on how to play men...i may have to compare notes..im finding this very entertain
You Have Truly Touched My Heart
TOUCH MY HEART AND I'LL TOUCH YOUR WITH A GENTLE WORD OR TWO, FOR KINDNESS BEARS THE SWEETEST FRUIT THAT MAKES OUR DREAM COME TRUE. TOUCH MY LIFE WITH TNDERNESS AND FILL MY CUP WITH LOVE, SHARE MY DREAMS AS I SHARE YOURS BEYOND THE STARS ABOVE. TAKE MY HAND AS I GROW OLD AND LEAD ME WHEN I;M BLIND SHOW ME THAT YOU REALLY CARE... GOOD FRIENDS ARE HARD TO FIND. TOUCH MY HEART AND I'LL TOUCH YOUR A LITTLE MORE EACH DAY AND THEN WE BOTH FIND HAPPINESS SOMEWHERE ALONG THE WAY
You Have To Start Somewhere
You Have To Start Somewhere Richard Roberts Several years ago Lindsay and I were preaching in a church in Denver. The sanctuary was filled and in the audience, on the front row, was a woman in a wheelchair. While I was praying, I looked at her and said, “Ma’am, if all you can do is move a finger, move a finger.” As I watched, she started to move a finger. The audience began to watch her, and I could almost hear their thoughts. How cruel could Richard be to tell that poor woman to move just one finger? She needs healing in her entire body! As the woman sat there in her wheelchair, she began to move first one finger, then two fingers. Pretty soon I saw her moving her feet, and she reached down and moved the footrests of the wheelchair out of the way. Then, to the delight of the audience, she got out of the wheelchair, and we watched her push it to the parking lot! She had received a touch from God! James 2:22 niv says, His faith and his actions were working together, and his
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You Have A Booger On Your Face.
I was typing something else in this here box and it sucked monkey nuts. So *poof* it's been replaced by this. Which also sucks monkey nuts. Lucky monkeys.
You Have A Smile....
You have a smile that lights the world, Shining from within, Breaking out between the clouds That form the skin of self. Lucky we, to live nearby That unpretentious sun, To share its fire, to feel its love, To know its warmth so well. Just as the sun's sweet liquid joy Is captured in the wine, So with us your happiness Is captured in our lives. Written by: Born N Raised
You Have Got To Be Kidding Me?????
This is way too funny. You boot my mumms because some little shit has a beef against me. You take their side in the matter & don't offer the opportunity to post my side of the story. You prevent me from posting any future mumms. But now you want me to promote your site? LOL Is this a joke? Am I being Punked? Well I got some words for you. GO SUCK A LOAD! Fucking Hypocrites! Dear thIck_c0ck_0n_c@m(nsfw), Sorry to bother you - I know you have better things to do than to read this lame, self-serving message. I also know that it's uncool to be begging like this... But, I really need your help! I don't need much, and I certainly am not asking for money. But in order to keep this site running, I need more people to join!!! If you like CherryTAP and you can spare just a couple minutes, just send at the very least an email to your friends about our site. I promise not to nag you again for at least a couple of weeks. I will give you 500 points for every referral that s
You Have Never Felt It Like You Feel It Right Now
You're having a bad day. Who do you want to talk to? Mrs. Hallmark. She tells me how it is, and doesn't beat around the bush. Who did you last talk to? in person - Ella on the phone - my mom Who is your oldest friend? Katy. :] I've known her since I was in the womb. Who is your enemy? Haha. I don't have enemies. I have too many endorphines... and endorphines make you a happy person! Who is your favorite celebrity? Uhhh. I have NOOOOO idea. Name one person you love, and why: Ella. Because she's my baby girl. I can't explain it. There IS no way to explain it; I just love her. Who have you met in real life after meeting them online? Morgannnn. Who do you have a crush on now? Uhm, hehe. If you could punch one person, who would it be? Oh, he knows. Name one person you hate, and why: Endorphines, remember. 10 'would you' Qs Would you give me $5? Maybe. If you needed it. Would you dress as the opposite sex? It depends. Maybe.
You Have Just Been Kissed(edited)(repost)
YOU JUST HAVE BEEN KISSED BY THE CHERRY FAIRY HERE ARE THE RULES YOU MUST PASS THIS ALONG TO EVERY ONE YOU KNOW INCLUDING THE ONE WHO POSTED THIS IF YOU RECEIVE IT BACK THEN YOU KNOW YOUR ARE LOVED 1 KISS = YOU ARE LOVED 2 KISSES= YOU ARE VERY LOVED 3 KISSES= YOU ARE EXCEPTIONALLY LOVED 4 KISSES = YOU ARE MORE THAN LOVED SHARE THE LOVE WITH EVERY ONE YOU KNOW Simple Music can make you sing. Simple Hugs make you feel better. Simple things can make you Happy. Hope My simple Melody will make you smile. _______________%% _______________%% ______________%%% _____________%%%%% ____________%%%%%% _____________%%%% _____________%%% _____________%%% _____________%%% _____________%%% _____________%%% _____________%%% _____________%%% _____________%%%__%% _____________%%%__%__% _____________%%%___%__% _____________%%%___%___% _____________%%%___%___% _______%%____%%%__%____% ______%__%__%%%%%%____%% ______%___%%_____%____%% _______%____%%%%%____%% ________%
You Had Me From Hello
One word, that's all was said, Something in your voice called me, turned my head. Your smile captured me, you were in my future as far as I could see. And I dont know how it happened, but it happens still. You ask me if I love you, if I always will......... Well, you had me from "Hello" I felt love start to grow the moment I looked into your eyes, You won me, it was over from the start. You completely stole my heart, and now you won't let go. I never even had a chance you know? You had me from "Hello" Inside I built a wall so high around my heart, I thought I'd never fall. One touch, you brought it down Bricks of my defenses scattered on the ground And I swore to me that I wasn't going to love again The last time was the last time I'd let someone in Well, you had me from "Hello" I felt love start to grow the moment I looked into your eyes, You won me, it was over from the start. You completely stole my heart, and now you wont let go. I never even had a chance
You Have Been Fucked!
YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends And FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you Can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine And dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel sluttish! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' Right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for Them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEM! Make everyone feel a Little loved! Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO..back at ya!!
You Have To Do This!!
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You Have Stolen My Heart!
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You Have A Sexual Iq Of 142
You have a sexual IQ of 142 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
You Hate Your Job?
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. - Drew Carey
You Have A Friend
You Have A Friend No one in this whole wide world Is without a friend you know. A friend who watches over you Wherever you may go. You think you are all alone, You cry and wonder why. Just stop! You have a friend Who watches from on high. He knows each care and burden, Each little pain and woe. He knows everything about you, He is your friend, you know. So take Him as your Saviour Let him into your heart He'll walk beside you, ever guide you, And ne'er from you depart
You Have To See This -- Man In Flight!!
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You Have No Idea!
You have a sexual IQ of 149 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
You Here With Me
Words can never say How I feel for you each day My thoughts are filled with wishes That may or may not come true But whatever does happen I do know that it all comes down to you The eyes that sparkle The smile that is so warm The heart of an angel Who knows right from wrong What will happen tomorrow Only God truly can see But whatever happens I can only dream, it is you here with me
You Have One Life To Live, So Live It Up!!!!!!!!!!!
Because being transsexual is often so hurtful, so filled with sadness and longing, with shame and loss and difficulty, it is easy to come to the conclusion that the whole thing is utterly a curse, perhaps inflicted by arcane and evil ancient gods. Oh, probably. But there is an upside too. Most human lives are utterly mundane, devoid of any real uniqueness, the average person somnambulates through an existence devoted to filling the roles expected of them. But to be a transsexual is a magical, wondrous thing. Consider. We are given many gifts in compensation for the terrible loss of our childhood as ourselves, and for the pain we endure. We are by some as yet unknown mechanism statistically far more intelligent, as a class, than perhaps any other kind of people. We are almost u
You Have This Day
You have this day, this moment. No one has any more or any less. Thinking that you are too old, or too young, or too much this, or too little that, is merely a deception you impose upon yourself. Focus instead on what you can do right now. This is a moment to take your most highly cherished values and put them into action. This is the day to give life to your dreams. Right now you have the opportunity to do something with this day. Right now you are in a position to express the beautiful, unique person you are. No matter what the circumstances may be, the conditions are always right for making a positive contribution in your own special way. Whatever may have happened before, this moment right now is when you can make a difference. Consider how truly fortunate you are to be here in this moment. Then get going and make something great out of that good fortune. -- Ralph Marston
You Have To Try This!! It Made My Day!
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You Heard Tha Song
You Have Been Hugged!
THIS IS A HUG CERTIFICATE ! ! Send One to All Your Friends Who You Think Deserve A Hug (Which, Hopefully Includes the Person Who Sent It to You) ! ! If you receive this back 1 time, open up! Find more friends, enemies, or enemies pretending to be friends If you receive this back 2 times . You're off to a good start, unless you sent it to yourself. That's cheating! If you receive this back 3 times. You're a good friend. If you receive this back 4 times. You are truly loved as a friend!! _____8888888888____________________ ____888888888888888_________________­­­­­­­­­­ __888888822222228888________________­­­­­­­­­­ _888888222I2222288888_______________­­­­­­­­­­ 888888222222222228888822228888______­­­­­­­­­­ 888882222222222222288222222222888___­­­­­­­­­­ 88888222222222LUV22222222222222288__­­­­­­­­­­ _8888822222222222222222222222222_88_­­­­­­­­­­ __88888222222222222222U22222222__888­­­­­­­­­­ ___888822222222222222222222222___888­­­­­­­­­­ ____8888222222222222
You Hold The Key
You Hold the Key Look down into your hand. See the key within it, lying there, sparkling and glowing in the light. The key that unlocks all of the secrets. The key that opens all of the doors. It is right in the palm of your hand. It is not something you need to seek through travel or even through study. It is there within your experience, the experience of living another day. Each day is your teacher. Each person you meet, each thought you have, each choice that you make. All of these events and experiences teach you. And what does it mean to be continually taught? It means that doors continually open. It means that each day, each moment, you hold a new key to a new door. The doors are opening continually. It may seem difficult and overwhelming to you, the rate at which the world changes. You feel that you have just begun to understand something and already it is gone from sight, with something new taking its place. But the human heart does not change. The human heart is deep
You Have Been Invited To The Party Of The Year!
You Have To Wet It!!!!
You Have to Wet It To make it stand you wet it. To make it wet you suck it. To make it stiff you lick it. To get it in you push it. What are you doing? Scroll Down Any Ideas Yet Damn, when you get older, threading a needle is no joke. Get Your Mind Out of the Gutter!! Got You!!!!!!
You Have....
YOU HAVE MY HEART BUT I CAN'T HAVE YOU SO WHAT TO DO WITH IT ALL I WISH I KNEW YOU HAVE MY HEART AND THE LOVE IT HOLDS BUT HOW LONG BEFORE MY LOVE BECOMES OLD YOU HAVE MY HEART BUT WHAT ABOUT ME WHAT DO I DO WITH THE FEELINGS SET FREE?
You Hurt Me
YOU HURT ME IN A REAL BAD WAY WHY DID U DO THIS TO ME WHY DID YOU TAKE MY HEART AND BREAK IT INTO YOU KNOW I REALY CARED ABOUT YOU AND THEN YOU BROKE MY HEART AND NOW I AM TRYING TO GET OVER YOU MY LOVE MY HEART IS BROKE HOW WILL I EVER GET OVER YOU HOW CAN I GO ON WITHOUT YOU IN MY LIFE YOU WERE THE BEST THING THAT CAME INTO MY LIFE I WILL ALWAYS CARE ABOUT YOU NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY NOT TO CARE BUT YOU ARE IN MY HEART AND I JUST CAN'T STOP MYSELF FOR CARING FOR YOU I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU ALWAYS WHEN YOU NEED ME AND I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU.
You Hold The Key To My Heart Baby
I Have A Locked Heart, Someone Is Holding The Key. I Will Know Who He Is When He Stands In Front Of Me. I Will Deep Look Into His Eyes, Will See That The Love is Not A Disguise. He'll Place A Sweet Passionate Kiss Upon My Lips That Will Make My Heart Do Flips. He'll Touch Me In A Way That I Can Not Describe. He'll Take The Key, Open My Heart. From That Day On, We Will Never Apart. For The One I Love With All My Heart!! Please Do Not Copy!!
You Have To Go Through It First!
No matter what difficulty you are going through, if you can look at it through your divine spirit, you can appreciate it and grow from it.It may not always feel like it, but if you are open to the lessons, you will always be pushed toward becoming a better person. Live & learn:) It's what life is all about!
You Had Me From Hello
You Have Got To Be Effing Kidding Me!!!!
"You aint gonna believe this shit" file. Seems a young man, his mother-in-law, and his wife took a lil trip, ala the Beverly Hillbillies, to Galveston,Tx. God had called him to be a preacher. On Vacation........in Texas........hmmmmmm. It gets even more strange......and sick. It seems , according to preacher-boys wife, that the Devil took over and forced preacher boy to put his TWO MONTH OLD CHILD in the FREEZER, then the ROOM SAFE, then the MICROWAVE. Warm up the electric chair Texas. Now there is no doubt in my mind that a woman should stand by her man, but this crazy bitch is taking this psychotic fuckers side.She is shouting to anyone that will listen about how her man is a "Good" man. Freakin Re Re Retaaaaaaaaaard!! Luckily the child is in foster care now, with only some minor burns from the microwave. Of course the doctors THINK there is no damage to the childs brain, but wont know for sure until the kid grows up. I as well as my fans have some very pertinent questions: 1.
You Haven't Broken Me Yet
YOU THINK I AM MADE OF GLASS & THE MORE YOU DROP ME THE MORE THE PIECES WILL SHATTER YOU HAVE ME NO MORE WHY CAN'T YOU GET THAT THREW YOUR HEAD YOUR MARK IS NO WHERE ON MY BODY ANY MORE THE SCARS HAVE HEALED THE BLACK EYES HAVE ALL BUT FADED AWAY YOU THINK I AM STILL YOUR LIL BITCH NOPE I AM ME LIL DARK SOUL AKA LIL DEVIL THE BITCH THAT HAS GROWN TO FUCKING HATE YOU WITH ALL THE PASSION IN THE WORLD YOU CAN'T BEAT ME NO MORE PLACE YOU HATRED UPON MY NOT SO FRAGILE BODY ANY LONGER THE TAG IS GONE THE GLOVES ARE OFF IF YOU WANT ME COME AND GET ME NO BODYGUARDS TO STOP YOU FROM GETTING TO ME I HIDE FROM NO ONE I FACE THE NIGHT MARE THAT HAUNTS MY ONCE SWEET DREAMS I HAVE LEARNED MY LESSON NO ITS YOUR TURN THIS BITCH WILL SHOW YOU HOW MUCH YOUR LOVE BURNS THE ONE YOU LOVE ALL YOUR PAIN BROUGHT ME NO PLEASURE ONLY MENTAL SCARS NOW YOU HAVE MADE SOMETIME THAT YOU SHOULD FEAR YOUR HEAD WILL BE AS FUCKED AS MINE ONCE WAS FROM THE TORTURE YOU BROUGHT ME
You Hold
Your lips speak soft sweetness, Your touch a cool caress, I am lost in your magic, My heart beats within your chest, I think of you each morning, And dream of you each night, I think of your arms being around me, And cannot express my delight, Never have I fallen, But I am quickly on my way, You hold a heart in your hands, That has never before been given away.
You Have....
You have let me in for that i thank you. You have let me hold you for that i like you. You have shown me happiness for that i will forever owe you. You have opened my eyes for that i want you. You have seen me for me and you still want me for that i long to kiss you (again).
You Had Me
You Had Me
You Have My Attention
quiet now your voice sings miles away somehow i hear your song resound a little bit softer each day from my tired heart a little bit farther away ill sing alone the whole day through just do your best to hear me its all you can do you have my attention like youve had all the while since that first day when you made my heart smile with loving eyes and tired sighs that follow you have my attention like a shout through an empty sanctuary speak but a whisper ill hear a sermon ill sing alone the whole day through just do your best to hear me its all you can do ill sing alone the whole night through while you sleep safely ill be thinking about you you have my attention
You Have Got To Be Joking....
I was talking to an old friend on the phone tonight, he was filling me in on the old gang from our wilder, younger, and VERY STUPID days of our mispent youth. For the most part, everyone seemed to straighten up and are doing well. Of course there were a few suprises, like the fact that one person has become a baptist preacher. What makes this so funny is that this guy would go to any length to avoid church. One of the girls we ran with took the vows to become a nun. One guy died in Desert Storm, aka the first gulf war. One is in military prison for life, at Fort Leavenworth KS. From what I gathered he snapped while in the navy and tried to strangle a chief petty officer. Personally, considering the fact he was one of the gang that had one of the shortest tempers I have ever seen, it dont really suprise me much. A couple, like my friend got married, settled down and turned into respectable members of society. The one that has really shocked me was Tracy. This
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You Have To See This!!
I shared this yesterday with my internet joke list after getting it from a hot babe friend.... The comments my friends sent back were amazing... http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21904047-2,00.html
You Have To Wonder
Why do men on here feel they have to lie. I know you can be who ever you want on the internet but damn. If you are with somebody be a damn man and say it. There are some good single men left ( I GUESS ) that are being punished or not even looked at because some girl is being played by some ass. Well If there are any REAL HONEST men out there I want to say I am sorry. For all the PLAYERS and you know who you are, GROW UP AND BE A MAN!!!
You Have To Watch This , Please So Important
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You Have To Watch This , Please So Important
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You Have To Watch This , Please So Important
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You Have My Heart
You have my heart from the start We started out as friends Then become more I see you in my heart Your in my dreams Your in my soul You come to me From the lord above To take my heart You bring light to my eye's Joy to my soul Love to my heart Our friendship never ending Love never fading The joy of the talks The love of the eye's Our souls comeing together as one Our heart's locked together with never ending love joy & happness You forever have my heart
You Had Me From Hello...
One word, that's all was said, Something in your voice caused me To turn my head. Your smile just captured me, You were in my future as far as I could see. And I don't know how it happened, But it happens still. You ask me if I love you, If I always will......... Well, you had me from hello I felt love start to grow The moment I looked into your eyes, You won me, it was over from the start. You completely stole my heart, And now you won't let go. I never even had a chance you know? You had me from hello Inside I built a wall So high around my heart, I thought I'd never fall. One touch, you brought it down Bricks of my defenses Scattered on the ground And I swore to me that I wasn't Going to love again The last time was the last time I'd let someone in Well, you had me from hello I felt love start to grow The moment I looked into your eyes, You won me, it was over from the start. You completely stole my heart, And now you wont let go.
You Have A Sexual Iq Of 144
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You Have Been Fucked!!!
YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED!!! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of ur friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one u think is hot! RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked u, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as u can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Plz, dont worry about same gender fucking its HOT. 7- U should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showin every1 how much u care 4them & HOW BAD U WANT THEIR ASS! Make every1 feel a little loved (N roughed up!). Plz dont take this too personally BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU F.U.C.K Stands For Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll F.U.C.K forever
You Had Me From Hello
One word, that's all was said, Something in your voice caused me To turn my head. Your smile just captured me, You were in my future as far as I could see. And I don't know how it happened, But it happens still. You ask me if I love you, If I always will......... Well, you had me from hello I felt love start to grow The moment I looked into your eyes, You won me, it was over from the start. You completely stole my heart, And now you won't let go. I never even had a chance you know? You had me from hello Inside I built a wall So high around my heart, I thought I'd never fall. One touch, you brought it down Bricks of my defenses Scattered on the ground And I swore to me that I wasn't Going to love again The last time was the last time I'd let someone in Well, you had me from hello I felt love start to grow The moment I looked into your eyes, You won me, it was over from the start. You completely stole my heart, And now you wont let go.
You Have Changed
A friendship broken, and torn apart, why couldn't we just, go back to the start. Your thoughts have changed, your priorities too, no cares any more, I didn't know what to do. You act so spoiled, like your life is so great, you say stupid things, all your words I hate. You left me alone, and complained it was me, that nothings your fault, and you just can't see. Now you want it back you want to make things right but your now left alone, as I walk away and out of sight. You threw us away, your life you re-arranged, no more time for us you had, your the one who's changed
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You Have Been Fucked
2007-07-17 07:25:41 YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 ba
You Hold My Key Honey...
I HAD CLOSED THE DOOR UPON MY HEART AND WOULDN'T LET ANYONE IN I HAD TRUSTED AND LOVED ONLY TO BE HURT BUT THAT WONT HAPPEN AGAIN I LOCKED THE DOOR AND TOSSED THE KEY AS HARD AND AS FAR AS I COULD LOVE WOULD NEVER ENTER HERE AGAIN MY HEART WAS CLOSED FOR GOOD THEN YOU CAME INTO MY LIFE AND MADE ME CANGE MY MIND JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THE TINY KEY WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND THATS WHEN YOU HELD OUT YOUR HAND AND PROVED TO ME THAT I WAS WRONG INSIDE YOUR PALM WAS THE KEY TO MY HEART, YOU HAD IT ALL ALONG!!!!! I GIVE TO YOU MY HEART JUST DONT TEAR IT APART...
You Have See These!
The first one is a clip of the movie Audition and the Second is of Ichi The Killer
You Have Been Fucked!!!
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You Have To Be Kidding!
Why People Have Sex: It Feels Good Can the Associated Press really JUST be figuring this out? I would think that EVERYONE already knew this! LMAO
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You Had Me
You had me You lost me You're wasted You cost me I don't want you here messing with my mind Spitting in my eyes and I still see Tried to keep me down I'm breaking free I don't want no part in your next fix Someone needs to tell you This is it Hey Listen you'll be missin' Out on all my love and my kissing Make your mistakes on your own time When you come down you're just no good to have around Instead of making money you took mine Chorus You had me You lost me You're wasted You cost me I don't want you here messing with my mind I've realized in time that my eyes are not blind I've seen it before I'm taking back my life You tried to trade on my naivete But the things you do and say embarrass me See once upon a time I was your fool But the one I leave behind he is you Hey Listen you'll be missin' Out on all my love and my kissing Make your mistakes on your own time When you come down you're just no good to have
You Have Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me!!
I cannot believe this...so much for reforming...and punishing...for the wrong that people do!! (copy n paste the link into your browser) http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=879021&fr=&cache=1
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You Have To Read Read This
i had i bulletin taken down before this is getting worst if it carrys on i am going to stop using this thing please leave comments to tell me what you reckon its mumms.stash now bulletins its one big joke
You Have A Sexual Iq Of 153
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You Have My Wrath ...
I am utterly filthy on that biological thing which is my father. I just found something out that makes me so angry and upset. I am rather close with my mother and I worry about her so much. she told me something this morning that made my jaw drop! She told me that, all together there was less than $16,000 left in the bank account... and that my old man had pissed away all their money on failed business ventures, most recently pissing away over $100,000 on shares for an oil company which has pretty much gone bust, hence loosing just about all the money. and the thing thats gets me to me so bad is, she is 60 years old and works up to seven days a week to pay the bills and put food on the table, yet he sits on his arse and has been retired for over 15 years. oh I cannot even begin to describe how much this hurts me! I live here right now to help out financially already giving over half my pay check under the table too her. he even made her work through cancer! she is old now, she i
You Have To Try This...pls Leave Comment After.
Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger? There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese... Your Thumb represents your Parents Your Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings Your Middle finger represents your-Self (centered between all those around you) Your Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner & Your Last (Little) finger represents your children First, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together - back to back Second, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb - tip to tip (as shown in the figure above): Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the parents)...they will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong, and have to leave you sooner or later. Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers (representing siblings)...., they will also open, because your brothers and sisters will have th
You Have Heard Of Gorean Bdsm
Well I practice Orwellian BDSM. I punish my submissive for thinking about doing bratty things. Thoughtcrime is doubleplusungood.
You Have The Wrong One
Seems I'm kinda loney Feeling pretty blue Who would have known that words could hurt worse than the sticks and stones that I once threw? Sometimes your words are daggars that wedge deep inside my heart I wonder why you say them knowing they will rip me wide apart Sometimes I hate to hear you talk for kind words you seem not speak You look at me like I have nerve to tell you what I think I don't know whats happened, all we used to do is smile I guess its life thats happened it hasn't been that way for a while Hopefully things will get better before we drift apart Remember that the words you speak go directly to my heart Whenever you look at me with nothing nice to say, plz close your mouth, turn around and quickly walk away I don't take kindly to harsh words I have my past to thank for that but I know I have someone that surely has my back I am a force to be reckoned with for that I will surely state, I'll take no shit regardless of what it may be
You Have No Idea
I'm dieing to find a fun sexy bang buddy!
You Have No Idea!!!
*judge me & ill prove you WRONG; *tell me what to do & i'll tell you OFF. *say im not worth it & just WATCH where i end up. *call me a BITCH, & i'll show you one. *fuck me over & i'll return the favor twice as BAD. *call me crazy. but really YOU HAVE NO IDEA!
You Have Not Succeeded In Fucking Me...don't Even Put That Image In My Head!
If anybody sends me another one of these stupid fucking things (shown below) I shall do things to them that I dare not describe! To anybody who keeps these chain things going: stop fiddling with your genitals and acquire a few more brain cells... _________________________________________________ Because You're So Sexy FELT LIKE FUCKING YOU TODAY SO... If nothing else something to giggle about...have a great day! YOU'VE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! Keep reading and you will find out that this is not some gay thing. RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Ple
You Have Been Licked!!!!!! Yum! Lol
"LICKED!! You have just been Licked all Over your Sexy ASS!!!! If you recieve 1 - 3( ur WET ) 3 - 6 ( ur Soaked ) 6 - 12 ( ur Drowning in a pool of Hot Sex!) so start sending. -------------------------------------- You have been considered ONE of the TEN HOT SEXY FRIENDS on my friends list. Once you have been tagged, you have to tag TEN HOT SEXY FRIENDS!!
You Have Kicked A Hole In My Heart
~MY DEAR SWEET FRIEND, THE DOOR TO MY HEART IS OPEN, YOU'RE WELCOME TO COME IN, THERE'S ROOM ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE AND YOU MAY COME AGAIN. THE DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN, NO ONE IS TURNED AWAY, FOR A HEART THAT NO ONE ENTERS, GROW LONELIER EACH DAY. FRIENDS FILL OUR HEARTS WITH LAUGHTER AND DRY THE BITTTER TEARS, AND OPEN HEARTS FORGE FRIENDSHIPS THAT LAST THROUGHOUT THE YEARS. A HEART THAT'S CLOSED TO OTHERS GROW HARDER THAN A STONE, AND THE PERSON WHO LIVES THERE IS DOOMED TO LIVE ALONE. IF YOU SLAM THE DOOR ON OTHERS, LIKE GLASS IT TOO WILL BREAK, BUT WITH FRIENDS THERE TO REPAIR IT, WHAT A DIFFERENCE IT CAN MAKE. LONELY HEARTS WILL ALWAYS WONDER HOW THINGS MIGHT HAVE BEEN, FOR THE DOOR TO MY HEART IS OPEN, YOU'RE WELCOME TO COME IN.
You Have To Read This!!!
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You Have No Idea
You have no idea, What I feel inside, No one knows, My true feelings I deeply hide. You have no idea, Who I am, The real me, But I don’t really give a dam. You have a no idea, You think its all right, To judge when you have no clue, One day the tables will turn and the joke will be on you. You have no idea, What it’s like to be me, I am who I am, That is all I can be. You have no idea, Everyone is blind when it comes to me, Not knowing who I am inside, I however have my eyes wide open for all eternity. You have no idea, One look at me makes up your mind, Getting to know me would be the real key, To see who I am look deeper then the face I hide behind. Written by me...Little Lee
You Have No Clue How True
That attractive offer might actually have hidden costs, so look at it very carefully before signing your life away. Of course, sometimes things that glitter really are gold, but this time you've got to know for sure. This scope seems to be particularly true. I have thought about this offer many times a day and I have decide that it glitters, and it IS gold. p.s. I'm taking a class to become an EMT basic starting next month and if everything goes well the EMT Intermediate class in January. WISH ME LUCK!! And thank you so much Jesse!!
You Have My Heart
You Have My Heart What is? The True Nature of my heart For You? Could it be? Love Forever More. Should I let? My heart Belong 2 You? Or Run away Like I always Do? You Have my Heart Upon the Moment You Whisper Hello From across The Room. My heart Flutter Like wings Of Freedom Within Clouds Paradise. Than You Just Walked Away to Another, As if my Heart Never belong 2 You. You have My Hear, So why Must you Break Into 2? ©2007 Firestar
You Have 2 Hours...
from when i post this to post ideas for pics for today. please limit ideas to things i CAN do in the next couple hours... good idea example : feet pics (they should be going in this one i've been putting it off) bad idea example : glass dildo... (have you seen any in ANY of my pics? no, and i'm not goin to the store for this unless someone's sending me the money for them) So please, if you have position ideas, post them here, if you have items you want to see more of that you've ALREADY seen me using, post... if you've got some idea that won't be possible for me, feel free to buy me whatever would make it possible, i promise, i'll take pics :p Ready... set... go :p love ya, Sin if your idea is a salute pic, i can put you on the list, but if you weren't already on it, it's not gonna happen today, list is around 15-20 long right now
You Have To See This!!!
You are not gonna believe this!!!Look for the Fog!
You Have To See This Profile. Trust Me
This guy rated me a 1. When I went to repay the favor, Your gonnaTNT@ fubar have to see for yourself.
You 'have' Got To Be Kidding Me?!?!
Enough! With the bulletins about whose using scripts. We all know they're not suppose to be used. I don't use them nor do I really honestly care if anyone else does either. Get real! Its a fucking site, ONLINE! Perhaps if you actually got off your asses and did something productive other than fubar, you might enjoy being on here from time to time, rather than piss and moan about how many referrals people have, rates, fans, whose a top 10 with their profile, picture, blog, and bulletin. Wow to all that are like this. Hooah for those that actually come on here to have a good time and not have to deal with people's fucking drama! I'm tired of seeing the same blogs and bulletins. The backstabbers of Fubar. Get lives, please!♥Zaphara Countess of Angels LDC Family♥
You Hurt Me
You hurt me once, I'll hurt you twice Listen real closley, take my advice Don't steal my soul, or I'll lose control I'll cut you down till there is no more I'll fuck you up to the extent of death I won't stop hurtin till you take your last breath You're pushing me close to my psychotic break Your bitches life I'll soon take You fucked it all up when you cheated on me I can't let it go, I just can't let it be You've hurt me once, I've hurt you twice Now don't you wish you took my advice Fuck you fuckers, I'm done with you Your whore is dead now so what will you do You fuck it up again they'll never find you This bitch is done playin so start being true Written By a Crazy Person named Ariana Inspired by ME!
You Helpped Me
You lifted my spirit. You opened my eyes. You spreeded my wings You tought me to fly. You showed me a smile. You showed me a tear. You showed me that theres nothing to fear. You gave me hope. You gave me peace. You gave me something I expected least. The power to learn. The power to succeed. The wisdom and knowledge there is in me. ©sms 2007
You Have To Be Kidding!!!
CHRISTMAS STAMP How ironic is this??!! They don't even believe in Christ and they're getting their own Christmas stamp, but don't dream of posting the ten commandments on federal property? USPS New Stamp This one is impossible to believe. Scroll down for the text. If there is only one thing you forward today.....let it be this! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of Pan Am Flight 103! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the World Trade Center in 1993! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the Marine Barracks in Lebanon ! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the military Barracks in Saudi Arabia ! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the American Embassies in Africa ! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the USS COLE! REMEMBER the MUSLIM attack on 9/11/2001 ! REMEMBER all the AMERICAN lives that were lost in those vicious MUSLIM attacks! Now the United States Postal Service REMEMBERS and HONORS the EID MUSLIM holiday season with a commemorative first class Holiday
You Have The Right To Remain Silent
You Had To Do It...
and then someone gets you yummy dirt wings!!!
You Have To...
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You Have Been Fucked!
YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who your true F.U.C.K .
You Have Got To Be Kidding Me...
Let me just give you a run down of my stupid, stupid Saturday... Woken up by a fire alarm...after about four hours of sleep...tried to go back to sleep, but the alarm went off two more times within the next hour.... Woken up to find out that two of my buildings (including the one I live in) had no electricity, no hot water & no Internet. Left the building for awhile until it was dark and we still didn't have any of the above mentioned...so came back to crack like a hundred and fifty glow sticks and hang them from the ceilings and line the hallways...after an hour or so of working on this, some city worker stops by and tells me...the power will be back on in 10 minutes. Ugh. Really? So, finally...we have power, we have hot water & we have Internet...and then I get a phone call...this couple had an argument that ended with some sort of physical abuse and the police were on their way...but the guy had taken off and the girl was upset & crying.... Police leave...and I'
You Have Touched My Life
We haven't talked much but you have touched my life
You Hide Your Wings (for A Special Friend, A True Angel...)
Even when you're feeling down you're ready with a grin your heart wide and welcoming giving love to friends. a special friend to all you know and all who hold you dear helping guide the sore at heart and dry the lonely tears. you're patient with our angst though a trying lot we are you smile sweet and take the time to be our lucky star. you taught us how to help ourselves and how again to sing though earthbound, you're an angel you simply hide your wings. d. r. hyden 12/7/07
You Have Been Fucked!
YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who your true F.U.C.K .
You Had Me At
You Had Me At Hello You Had Me When You Smiled You Had Me When You Told Me You Loved Me You Have Me Now And Always I Love You
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You Have Been Fucked
YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who your true F.
You Have To See This~!
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You Have Been Loved
Monday afternoon already and I have been procrastinating what I am supposed to do for work. Not really good since I need to get some important things done like....1099's! There is a deadline. My boys actually did chores today without me having to ask over and over again. This positive reinforcement that we are doing might be working after all? They are off from school because of MLK day. I wonder if 9/11 will ever become an official holiday? I really need to stop playing on fubar and get busy! I was hoping to talk to Martin but missed him this morning. Our schedules can be a little crazy being that we are 11 hours apart! Well, I am going to make a list of stuff I need to get done. That is a good idea. Then check them off when I do them. Enjoy your day everyone. Kisses and hugs Martin. Miss you. Ciao~
You Have Captured Me ....
Our eyes met as soon as you walked into the club. Staring straight at me as you closed the distance between us. You leaned down and placed a gentle kiss on my cheek....it was then I realized the night was going to be different. An underlying sexual tension seemed to be racing between us. That first touch....as your lips grazed my cheek sent electricity running through my veins. Stirring a craving I didn't even know existed. My pulse quickened at the naughty thoughts of you....running naked through my mind. My hands, with a mind of their own couldn't stop themselves from reaching out and grasping your hand. Tracing your fingers with mine....kissing your palm....bringing your fingers up to my mouth before gently sucking your finger into it. You have captured my attention....I want so much to make you feel what I have envisioned for a long time...... My lips as they encircle the head of your dick....teasing it while swirling my tongue around it. Lifting each ball gingerly, f
You Have Got To See This
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You Have Been Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I ALWAYS close the bathroom door, even if I'm home alone 2. I can ride a unicycle... 3. I can put my tongue in my nose 4. there isnt anything i can do right handed 5. I always put others first, to a fault 6. I love cats 7. I hate the Yankees 8. I love God and Jesus, I'm not perfect just forgiven 9. I get hollared at for my honesty 10. frozen hot dogs are awesome!! I tag Fuzzy Bunny,Sexy Chele, Learning to fly,Charmed Angel Paige and Consistently inconsistant!!
You Have Been Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I LOVE DALE JR!!! YEA!! 88!!! 2. I HAVE A GAY DAUGHTER 3. CHEESE PIZZA AND RANCH DRESSING IS THE BEST 4. I THINK JOHN CENA AND TRIPLE H ARE HOT 5. JERRY SPRINGER IS THE SHIT, AND SO IS DR PHIL 6 I HAVE 500+ PRECIOUS MOMENTS FIGURINES & DOLLS 7. I HAVE LIVED IN 3 STATES MY WHOLE LIFE 8. I AM A CAT PERSON 9. I AM A REALLY EASY PERSON TO LET ALONG WITH UNTIL YOU PISS ME OFF 10. I LOVE THE DALLAS COWBOYS & REAL COWBOYS TOO I WILL TAG BILLYBEER, HOPESLILTHUG, DIXIE ANGEL, SCOTT & NC FIREFIGHTER
You Have Been Tagged!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have terrible road rage. Get OFF my highway already!! 2. I have 6 brothers and sisters, all older than me. 3. I have a "thing" for guys with long hair :) Not required, but a definite bonus 4. I lived in the same house from the time I was born until I got married 5. I am addicted to tattoos...just lack the funds to indulge that addiction 6. I trust everyone...and I have been badly hurt many times because of it 7. I have lived in the same state for all but 3 months of my life 8. I love to sing...in the car, in the shower, all the time. Karaoke....HELL YEAH! 9. I was born and raised in Colorado an
You Have Been Tagged
YOUR IT TAG cuz Furby said Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Weird/Random Facts 1.- Believing in Dreams 2.- FootBall Is A Passion--EAGLES-WHOT WHOT 3.- I drink Coffee 24/7 4.- Love the Color Red 5.- Love making People Happy 6.- love to smile 7.-Love to Work For what I want and Usually always get it-lol 8.-My best friends from Fubar who i love to death~~~Becky, Misty, Phil, JM 9.- When I smoke i get to Giggly-which can be SEXY 10.- JM You are Just Like a Star to ME I will Tag People at a later Date
You Have A Place In My Heart
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You Haunt Me
All my dreams of you always come to an end. I wake up in a hot sweat, with the thoughts of you all day not able to forget. Why do you haunt me in the middle of the night? Why can't I move on and try do things right? I see your face and I know it's not real. But I still cant help the feelings I Feel. I wake each morning trying to forget, but your haunting memory is my outstanding Debt. I've tried to pray and ask god for some peace, even after the praying the hauntings didn't cease. Now at night I already know what to expect, you haunting my dreams, my never- ending debt. Nothing to gain I pay for it with my pain, knowing inside my soul, I may never be the same. I may meet someone new and try to let him in my heart. I am still so scared, I don't want to make That new start. I truly believe we are still meant to be. Nothing I can do but leave it to destiny. Sometimes I believe you were never here at all, I make myself believe only to stumble and fall. How could I have
You Have To Take A Chance
I have known the paths of failure frustration disappointment defeat Because I have taken a chance on winning succeeding achieving It takes a lot of the first to get some of the second
You Have An Angel's Face
You Have an Angel’s Face You have an angel's face, a loving heart, A peaceful, sunlit smile that lasts forever. You are the whole, of which I am a part, Not fully me unless we are together. I know there is a world beyond our love In which such thoughts are merely poetry. But thinking of you now, I can't remove The glow that shines on you from inside me. How happy, happy life is when some tender Feeling like a candle lights one's eyes. For all my life you'll be my heart's true center, Striding like a sun across my skies. BY: SEAN BATES
You Have 2 Choices In Life.lol
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable or get married and wish you were dead. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted." Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." A young son asked, "Is it true dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son." Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and
You Have No Clue
You Have No Clue My resolve is weakening My pulse is quickening My heart is yearning for you but breaking in two Yet you have no clue I'm so good at hiding what is inside can you see it in my eyes I bring it upon myself this pain to wonder if you feel the same but you have no clue what if I just stopped hanging around you still would you pop up out of the blue you've kissed my hand and touched my heart but its not enough for anything to start and this I know and so do you
You Have Another Chance
Yes I Entered 2 More Auctions..You Have 2 More Chances To Own Me . http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=981568&albumid=868299&i=2040494110&idx=0 http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1037258&albumid=933429&i=370867622&idx=2
You Have To See This
Sometimes someone comes along into your life and you wonder how you ever made it without that person ..Well I found someone such as... her name is Jenn aka Pr Mamii She is a wonderful friend
You Heard It First!
You Have To See This Wow
I want to introduce you all to my new owner and *evil minds* partner lol.. I've come to know Johnny over several months and he has become a great and true friend. We have been able to tell each other things we wouldn't tell others and that I cherish dearly. Though we have never met we plan on it some day!!! YEAAA lol... If ever I've had a issue on here with a perv or what not Johnny has been right there for me and hence the evil minds lmao. He is the sweetest and most honest person I've ever had the pleasure to talk with and everyone should run to his page and check him out. He is always there for his friends an
You Help Me And I Help You More
OK here goes I have lots to offer so take me up on just one or many of the wonderful things I have in store. WHAT I AM OFFERING Want 50 - 11's at Happy Hour - Want a sfw or nsfw salute by me - Want 150 comments in a contest of your choice - Want me to rate all the stash I can in 1 Happy hour - (All of these can be used for you or a friend you choose) WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR You can leave 100 comments on the link below Make me something (I love stuff from friends) Send me 10 friends that fan, rate and add me (in the add say who sent you is a must) Rate 50 pics at happy hour with 11's MY CONTEST LINK TYVM EMAIL ME WITH WHAT YOU HAVE DONE AND WHAT YOU WANT LilBabyBi - AKA (Naughty Chic)
You Have Been Fucked!!!!!!
YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know wh
You Have A Gift
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You Have Been Taged
I was Tagged by Mr Diamond Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I spent 2 weeks in Norway 2. I have 3 boys with ADHD 3. I'm raising 4 kids on my own 4. When i'm stressed i eat cheesecake 5. I am pro equal rights for all 6. I went to modeling school 7. I went to ISU and carried a 3.5 GPA 8. I have anorexia ( controlled at the moment) 9. At one time i weighed 87 LB's 10. My favorite food is cheesecake
You Have To Scroll Down A Bit
I have no idea why, but when I put my new background up something went wrong and I can't figure it out. Maybe someone can help. Basically to see my new page, you have to scroll down a bit. If anyone can help, let me know. Thanks all!!!
You Had It In Me ( Mushy 1 For The Ladies)
"You Had It In Me" So baby you tell me its time for a break you tell me the timing isnt right but thats alright cause were the same in the end you will see what your missing they say dont fix what isnt broken but what do you call it when you break somethin thats been broken before but repaired when you entered into its world girl i cant make you change your mind but do know in time you'll realize the best thing you ever had You had it in me.. Though you may not see it im the one you needed Im the one that wouldve been there when you would cry with the shoulder to lean on when you needed one day im sure you will see it The best thing you couldve ever had You had it in me.. Now im sitting here with an empty look upon my face Wondering if its me or if its something i can change i always said you were amazing never did i think you'd leave me this kind of amazed and as i sit here in this empty place my mind gets clustered full of meaningless empty space but
You Have Another Chance
You Now Have Another Chance To Own The Sarge http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1332328&albumid=1059190&i=4118610246&idx=1
You Have The Key To My Heart
Here I sit, miles away. Yet my heart is next to yours today. Beating as one, separated as two, Inside of my heart is loving thoughts of you. Space is but distance That our bodies now be. Inside of my heart, You're held close to me. Kept as a treasure, So strong and secure, Where it shall remain So loving and pure. Locked deep in my heart, Your love's safe with me, For you, my sweet love, Hold the only key. B.G. Wetherby
You Have Until *tonite* 11:59pm Est To Claim Your Ownership Of A Staff Member!
Cooter's Barowned by Rev. Cooter *AUCTION ENDS SATURDAY 06/21/08 11:59PM EST!* Here is how it works: Select the person you want to bid on below Bid on how much you want to purchase them for Check their link often for someone may out bid you, save the link to your bookmarks if you wish No limit on amount and no limit on how many times you can bid. When auction ends, 06/21/08 11:59PM EST, if you won a Staff Member, you must pay THEM the amount you bidded for them. GOOD LUCK! Rev. Cooter™ Owner of Cooter's Bar is at 115K JOHN our NINJA@Cooter's Bar is at 140K Mater Head Enforcer@Cooter's Bar is at 450K TORGE the WISE SAGE@Cooter's Bar is at 55K Mrs. Mater aka Lucious9774 Manager@Cooter's Bar is at 175K Recon aka Gunny Bartender@Cooter's Bar is at 240K Shauny Barmaid@Cooter's Bar is at 132K sx
You Have No Rights - George Carlin
You Have Been Tagged.....
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. 1) I've never had that kiss in the rain that i've always wanted 2) My eyes are green so the greener they get the better mood I'm in when it come to making love. 3) I still believe in that true love 4) Pleasing the man I'm with is always top of my list 5) I put my friends and family ahead of my own feelings 6) I love to lay and cuddle for hours 7) Lots of foreplay turns me on 8) To know me is to understand, once you have done that ask anyone that really knows me ..You'll love me (ha ha ha ) 9) The amount of drugs I take would kick a normal persons a** so am I always fu(ked up? lol why are you asking me ... 10) I believe in magic, gifts, ghost, and sprits.
You Have Been Tagged.
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to let them know that they've been tagged, and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.i like all kinds of music but metal is #1 2.i bike every day 3.i luv shooting, 4.survival horror video games or #1 5. watch WWE every monday 6. i am a hero believe it or not 7. i come off dark at times but have a good heart 8. im the badest motherF*CK behind a 10 lb slengehammer you'll ever meet. 9. luv all animals but bugs. 10. yes im a grown man that reads comic books and watches cartoons. 11. hate men that prey on the weak(RRRR) 12.I SWORD PLAY AND FENCE 13 HALLOWEEN is my holiday 14. like to cook 15. horror movie or my fav. to be tagged. 1. RYOT 2. VENOM 3.STANG 4. UNBREAKABLE 5. DRAGOMAN 6. PARIS 7. KANDI 8. THEDEVIL 9. METAL 10. TR
You Have Been Tag , Who's Next ?
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end,you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to let them know that they've been tagged, and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1 i love rough sex 2 im upfront and i execpt that you are upfront with me 3 i condsider myself a good hearted person but if you dare to piss me off i suggest that you run 4 im an east coast girl , i was born and raised in jersey 5 i make the best lagansa 6 i enjoy gardening ( it is my time out ) 7 im addited to fubar 8 i value my friendships with each and every one that i had meet fubar 9 i have a very dry and dark sense of humor 10 i love watching cartoons esp on saturday's morning 11 when i drive well just say i drive like im on the tracks 12 i only drink once in a great while and let's just say i hav
You Have No Idea
You have no idea how much I hunger for you... mmmm...but to drink deep of your lips like ruby wine and to taste your fruits divine. 7-18-03
You Have Pretty Eyes
you have pretty eyes; I could lose myself in them... and a pretty smile. Would you mind if I kiss'd you? A memory to cherish... 3-13-03
You Have Been Pinched!!
You have been PINCHED!! Today is PINCH BUTT DAY and baby you know you're sexy if you get pinched! GO ahead & start PINCHING send this 2 of all your sexy friends (even me) If you get 1-2 back your ugly 3-4 ok 5-6 damn 7-8 WOW! 9 HOT! HOT! HOT
You Have Captured My Heart, It Is Yours...
I Promise I Promise to make you laugh I Promise to make you cry I Promise to always trust you I Promise to work with you to resolve our comflicts I Promise to always proud of you I Promise to never let you feel alone in this world I Promise to never say things to you in anger I Promise to cherish you and your love I Promise to compromise with you I Promise to never take your love for grandted I Promise I promise to never lose faith with you I Promise to give you strenght when you are weak I Promise to be your partner in life I Promise to be your shelter from the storm I Promise to be your warmth when you feel cold. I Promise to never let give you reason to distrust me I Promise to be your soft place to land if you should fall. I Promise to make a new memorry with you each and everyday I Promise to be the 1st one say "Im Sorry" even if i was right I Promise to be there for you in all the time of joy and sorrows I Promise to find new ways everyday to ke
You Have Touched My Heart
Through the suns rays in many ways you have touched my heart. Just like the rose I have seen our friendship grow. I cant ask for more. I see your smile in every cloud, I hear your voice every where i go. Through the suns rays in many ways you have touched my heart. Even though we are miles apart, in my heart you will always be. Our friendship means alot to me. You have always been there to see me through. Through the laughter and the tears, you have chased away all my fears. Good times and bad times, it seems you are never far behind. You have wipe the tears from my eyes, hope you never say goodbye. Through the suns rays in many ways you have touched my heart. with every smile with every hug you throw my way, I know everything will be okay. You have touched my heart in so many ways. I hope you never go away. You brighten my days. Through the suns rays in many ways you have touched my heart, we will never be that far apart. I hope that I to have touc
You Have Got To Check These Girls Out !!!
CHECK OUT THESE 3 HOTTIES !!! Please allow me to introduce you to 3 of the hottest, sexiest, most awesome girl on fubar... These 3 girls rock my socks off... Take a minute to go fan them.. rate them.. add them.. bling them and show them some serious fu luvinz !!! They always return the luv and I assure you that you will be very very happy you went and checked them out.. DJ~BOOBALICIOUS...SLAVE TO ΤhΣ ßîg ΜîκΣ ™ ~Cari~ ~*~Destiny~*~ THIS PIMPOUT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ONE THE ONLY... ΤhΣ ßîg ΜîκΣ ™...Regulator @ ForbiddenBig Pimpin'
You Have Me Blocked
Honestly- I don't know why it is you have me blocked and you are now messaging me after the fact... But I can not respond to you. So I guess if you thought I was a b*tch before and that's why you blocked me, then I'm sure you think I'm a bigger b*tch now as I am not responding to your shouts. How is it that you can have me blocked but you can still message me? Odd.... So... Phillip in Valley View, TX and Da_Sox in Chicago, IL You have me blocked and I can not respond to your messages. *kttn*
You Have Come To The Right Place To Enjoy Great Music And Friends!!!!
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You Have All The Answers
Finding Answers Within You Have All the Answers Many of us seek the answers to life's questions by looking outside of ourselves and trying to glean advice from the people around us. But as each of us is unique, with our own personal histories, our own sense of right and wrong, and our own way of experiencing the world that defines our realities, looking to others for our answers is only partially helpful. The answers to our personal questions can be most often found by looking within. When you realize that you always have access to the part of you that always knows what you need and is meant to act as your inner compass, you can stop searching outside of yourself. If you can learn to hear, trust, and embrace the wisdom that lives within you, you will be able to confidently navigate your life. Trusting your inner wisdom may be awkward at first, particularly if you grew up around people who taught you to look to others for answers. We each have exclusive access to our inner k
You Have Got To See This!
Now that I have you here! Auto 11's are active! Puhleeeeease....Help me make Prophet! 800K points to go! Click here this link to go to my profile!! ♥Dragonphyre♥ Please repost Brounght to you by me... ♥Dragonphyre♥ fu-owned by CinDragon
You Have Got To See This!!!
Now that I have you here! Auto 11's are active! Puhleeeeease....Help me make Prophet! 800K points to go! Click here this link to go to my profile!! ¢¾Dragonphyre¢¾ Please repost Brounght to you by me... ¢¾Dragonphyre¢¾ fu-owned by CinDragon
You Have Got To Be Kidding Me
um, let's add another one to this list: where can i mark you as my woman? if anyone else is getting this kind of shit, please share so i don't feel so bad..ha.
You Have To Check Them Out
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You Hear My Voice…
You hear My voice….”Take off your clothes” You have been here before… you know to do as you are told. You slowly undress…. neatly folding each garment, then placing them on the only shelf you see. A pretty girl enters the room …and blindfolds you… you are alone again… naked…. A chilled breeze brushes across your skin. Raising every little hair on your body…. You wait… You hear someone enter the room. you feel cuffs being placed on each wrist… then each ankle… You are lead into another room… pushed against a cross…. One arm lifted up then fastened into place above your head…. Then the next. Your ankles are then locked down. The blindfold is removed.. the room is pitch black. You are alone… You wait in the dark It’s quiet…. Very quiet…. So quiet you can hear your heart racing.. A strobe light fills the darkness and your senses… flashing so quickly that your eyes cannot focus. You think there is someone else in the room now… but you are not sure. You wait… You think you fe
You Have One Credit
You have one credit Do you want to play again, Give it on more try? You’ve nothing to lose, but then, what is it you have to gain?
You Have Been Tagged...hehehe
YOU CAN ONLY TYPE ONE WORD Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? hoody 2. Your significant other? Russ 3. Your hair? BROWNISH 4. Your mother? Dead 5. Your father? DEAD 6. Your favorite thing? Fubar 7. Your dream last night? None 8. Your favorite drink? POP 9. Your dream/goal? HAPPY 10. The room you're in? LIVING 11. MuSIC? ALL 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Away 14. Where were you last night? Fubar 15. What you're not? what 16. Muffins? chocolat 17. One of your wish list items? happy 18. Where you grew up? Washington 19. The last thing you did? this 20. What are you wearing? clothes 21. TV? CMT 22. Your pets?enough 23. Your computer? COMPAQ 24. Your life? DEPRESSING 25. Your mood? CONFUS
You Have Been Tagged!
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? desk 2. Your significant other? none 3. Your hair? Auburn 4. Your mother? home 5. Your father? invalid 6. Your favorite thing? Music 7. Your dream last night? Nightmare 8. Your favorite drink? Pepsi 9. Your dream/goal? Thinner 10. The room you're in? Bedroom 11. Music? Latin 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Healthy 14. Where were you last night? Home 15. What you're not? dishonest 16. Muffins? Blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? Rogue 18. Where you grew up? Massachusetts 19. The last thing you did? laundry 20. What are you wearing? jammies 21. TV? "CSI" 22. Your pets? RABBIT 23. Your computer? SLOW 24. Your life? Crazy 25. Your
You Have Been Tagged
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? desk 2. Your significant other? Dan 3. Your hair? Auburn 4. Your mother? Phyliss 5. Your father? Walt 6. Your favorite thing? Love 7. Your dream last night? Nada 8. Your favorite drink? Tea 9. Your dream/goal? Healthy 10. The room you're in? Office 11. Music? loud 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Alive 14. Where were you last night? Bed 15. What you're not? Mean 16. Muffins? Strawberry 17. One of your wish list items? Home 18. Where you grew up? PA 19. The last thing you did? Shower 20. What are you wearing? Nothing 21. TV? off 22. Your pets? Parrots 23. Your computer? Dell 24. Your life? Scary 25. Your mood? Overwhelmed 26. Missing
You Had Me
There I stand on my own But you will not here me bitch and moan I have accepted this life of lonliness In exchange for my happiness Though I regret my choices I must abide by these voices All I can do is sit and wait Hoping, praying I won't be late They can not tear my spirit apart Because it is you that has my heart There inside your gentle grasp The thought of you and I is what I clasp Hold on tight to my hope and desire Without you its like I'm on fire One day soon I will return Your gentle touch will ease this burn It will all be over then This pain I feel will not win We will share our special kiss When I'm done with all of this Nothing else will be in our way In Jersey with you I will stay I promise you need not fear With me you shall not shed a tear You have my heart I'll give you my soul Just help me out of this fucking hole I'm tired of being hurt I'm tired of being used
You Have Got To Be Kidding Me!
Ok my current photo is the one in question here. This moron has the BALLS to ask me if it's ok to save and then jerk off to this photo. I say "no" and this is what I get..... And then.... Since when does a NON nude photo requires such an ass??? NOTHING IS SHOWING! AT ALL! Fubar Name: Da Sox Yahoo Name: whitesox1again2008 Not to mention after he was shot down, he proceeded to rate me 1's. LOL Show him "LUV". Fu-Style.
You Have Been Fucked!
YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You - MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> F.U.C.K. Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll F.U.C.K forever... Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me.
You Have To Do This (stolen From Anon)
Your result for The Personality Defect Test... Hand-RaiserYou are 86% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant. You are the Hand-Raiser, that annoying kid in class who always had an answer for everything. No doubt, as a child you probably sat in the front of the class, anxiously waving your hand back and forth in the air while your teacher desperately tried to avoid calling on you because you were the ONLY fucking kid that answered her questions. Clearly, the key traits of your personality are your rationality and your extroversion. You are like a little talkative calculator, in other words. You also tend to be rather gentle and less arrogant than most people. Your presence is a bane to everyone's existence, because you are too nice for your own good and you absolutely will not shut up. So what is your defect, then? Well, you're boring, and when you're not boring, you are just plain annoying with your ultra-logical responses and constant nee
You Have The Power To Live Your Dreams.
Your Daily Motivation – You Have The Power To Live Your Dreams. Saturday January 17, 2009 YOU HAVE THE POWER TO LIVE YOUR DREAMS. ---------------------------------------- ------- The day you take complete responsibility for yourself, the day you stop making any excuses, that's the day you start moving down the road to success. No one else can do it for you. Only you can make it happen. You're the only one that has to live your life. Success on any major scale requires you to accept responsibility. It's up to you to choose the thoughts and actions that will lead you to success. Your life will be what you make of it. Nothing will ever happen by itself. Success will come your way once you realize that you have to make it come your way by your own actions. The power to succeed is yours alone. Copyright 2008 www.yourdailymotivation.com => Discover The System => Meet The Team
You Have The Power To Live Your Dreams.
Your Daily Motivation – You Have The Power To Live Your Dreams. Saturday January 31, 2009 YOU HAVE THE POWER TO LIVE YOUR DREAMS. The day you take complete responsibility for yourself, the day you stop making any excuses, that's the day you start moving down the road to success. No one else can do it for you. Only you can make it happen. You're the only one that has to live your life. Success on any major scale requires you to accept responsibility. It's up to you to choose the thoughts and actions that will lead you to success. Your life will be what you make of it. Nothing will ever happen by itself. Success will come your way once you realize that you have to make it come your way by your own actions. The power to succeed is yours alone. Copyright 2008 www.yourdailymotivation.com Watch This Video => Discover The System Watch This Video => Meet The Team Your skin is your largest body organ and it acts as a barrier and ab
You Have To Give, Before You Get.
Your Daily Motivation – You Have To Give, Before You Get. Monday February 2, 2009 YOU HAVE TO GIVE, BEFORE YOU GET . When you give to others, you'll find yourself blessed. The more you sow, the more you reap. It's a universal law:You have to give before you get. You must first plant your seeds before you reap the harvest. The law works to give you back more than you have sown. He who obtains has little. He who scatters has much. Nature does not give to those who will not spend. You only get to keep what you give away. Copyright 2008 www.yourdailymotivation.com Watch This Video => Discover The System Watch This Video => Meet The Team Your skin is your largest body organ and it acts as a barrier and absorption mechanism for the rest of your organs. You should do what you can to protect and nurture your skin because your skin protects the rest of your body. Healthy skin means a healthy body! For more info see www.glimpseinv
You Have To,give Berfor You Get!
When you give to others, you'll find yourself blessed. The more you sow, the more you reap. It's a universal law:You have to give before you get. You must first plant your seeds before you reap the harvest. The law works to give you back more than you have sown. He who obtains has little. He who scatters has much. Nature does not give to those who will not spend. You only get to keep what you give away.
You Have To Oil Your Gifts!
YOU HAVE TO OIL YOUR GIFTS! The other day a young friend of mine used this phrase. She is Nicaraguan so I thought it was something from her country because it is not a common American saying. But it turns out that it just popped into her head and she said it. So I said I would make it the title of my next blog. Her spontaneous little cliché reminds me of something that I realized quite awhile ago. I believe it was triggered by something Pir Vilayat said. You may have the greatest of talents but if you do not study the technical side of your talent it will remain potential and never be realized. For instance; you may hear the loveliest of symphonies in your head but if you do not learn to play piano or violin or something, they will never be heard by others. Taking it further; you might even do something quite excellent but if you neglect continual practice your skill or talent will fade. "Every soul has a definite task, and the fulfillment of each individual purpose c
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You Have A New Secret Admirer!
Yeah, eff that. Admire me publicly. That has to be the lamest waste of time. I tried it a few times and I get matched with men that are twice my age. Never even talked to them and don't care to.
You Have Officially Been Warned
This goes out to all the miserable bitches that have nothing better to do then try to piss on my rainbow.... I can safely say that I am getting really fed up with the double standard that people want to place on my life. You don't know me - even if you think you do - you probably don't. There are multiple dimensions to the cornucopia that encompasses my life. To say I am complicated would be an understatement. You can try if you want... but I think it would be fair to assume that no one will ever really truly know me and complete me or furthermore reap all the rewards that my love and friendship have to offer. It is really sad but the truth of the matter is that most people that I meet are either so self-consumed and condemning or they seem to be intimidated by someone who is secure in who they are and not willing to falter or break let alone reduce themselves to the games they play. You judge me!!!! I can barely believe the words that froth from your fingertips... you seem to ha
You Have 24 Hours To Tell Your Friends That You Love Them (including Me) I Love You! So...go!!!!!
Sweet words are easy to say, Sweet things are easy 2 buy, But sweet people are difficult to find Life ends when U stop dreaming, Hope ends when U stop believing, Love ends when U stop caring, Friendship ends when U stop sharing. So share this with whom ever U consider a friend. To love without condition, To talk without intention, To give without reason, And to care without expectation is the heart of a true friend... Forward this to all the people whom U consider as your true friend. Dont forget to send it back to ME ..... If U Care........ Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile. Send to all the people you love or don't want to lose in 2009, even me.... If you get 3 back, you are a great friend
You Have To Be Level 3 Or Above To "rip" A Photo To Your Gallery.
It initially goes into your default & then later can transfer to another gallery. It takes a monstruous amount of time to rip because a bouncer must check you out. If you only like ONE from a person, you might prefer the quicker "send to favorites" which IS ALLOWED even at level 0 . Enough said.
You Have No Idea .....
I have never been a truely stupid person ... at times I challenged the line between stupid and mildly intellegent.( i actually have a genius level IQ nearbouts loll ) With men in my life it was always frustrating and always an epic fail in one way or another ... Still being the eternal optimist i would continue to wait ... test the waters ... That being said ... I love a man so much it hurts ... i am patient with him.... he was battered by someone who used him and played with his heart... some days all i want to do is take his pain (or severly kick her ass all too hell )....... he says no ... he learns from it........... i will stay with this man thru whatever comes along ... i am committed in a way i have never committed before...... Have i finally found the man that makes me shiver with a whisper .... yes i wear his collar....and it calms me ....i feel total trust and have no doubts he loves me and would protect me as i would him... He is the Man- the Father-the Lover- the
You Have Got To Be Kidding Me!!!
WARNING!!!!  I'm going to be very blunt... so if you're not into TMI... leave now!     So, I get to Dr. Z's office at 1:40.  I'm not let into the procedure room until nearly 2:15.  My nerves are going absolutely insane at this point.  My vag is spread wide open, numbed up... and then I get FIVE [yes, 5!] shots down there...   AND THEN....   The machine doesn't fucking work.   I have to do it alll over again.   As I said....   "You've got to be kidding me."     Unfortunately, they weren't.   [he didn't operate due to my safety.  I can appreciate that, but still!]
You Haven't Seen This Then You Don't Know What Your Missing.
        They tour around northern California and they are freaking kickass.  I'm going to marry one of these guys in this group.  He just doesn't know it yet.  Leave a comment I really would like to know what you all think about this group.  Please say it nicely though I'm very protective over whos soon to be my guy...   lol   The Newsies and they rock.
You Have Got To Be Kidding Me...
My globals just got taken from me. All I get is that generic message "one of your mumms violated blah blah blah"... Last blog I posted is still up, http://www.fubar.com/mum.php?id=541097 And if anyone knows me, I'm pretty much saying what everyone else is saying on the MuMMs. Yet, when I went to post a new MuMM, I was told I can't do it... ... WTF?!? I don't even get any details, so I know not to do it again... I know I've been contoversial before, but I haven't done ANYTHING like that in MONTHES... *sigh*  
You Had Me
you had me at first sight something bout you appealed to me it wasnt your looks it wasnt what you had but something spoke to me softly at first but over time it awoke a part in me buried from so much heartache venturing out into the unknown i took a chance hoping what i saw was real not just some silly dream as time went on i grew to understand more opening up my arms to entrust you how was i to know  that you would hurt me so  a word spoken out of fear you tore my world apart leaving me a mess yet again fate is a fickle woman that seems to like to mess with me do i regret having met you no do i hurt from this yes do i  trusting no one but in time i know i will heal i know i will trust i know me i dont hate not even when i get hurt by you give me time to find me again but you will be dear to me always im not lost to you completely just a lil confused how could you have been so afraid of losing me to others when you had me all along  in a m
You Have Your Mothers Eyes
something in your eyes hints to me that if you have not already acknowledged the power that spans lifetimes and culminates within you it will soon present itself to you and reveal its name, your true identity, embrace it, and your destiny will unfold before you and you will do all things with complete certainty and not even death can then touch you until you call her name. i have infinite resources at my disposal but nothing can i stress more urgent lest you already know, ever will you walk down the black path folding in upon yourself touching nothing, no-one will you know, no one will you see, darkness will be your only identity, and only once the warlocks essence makes it home in your heart will it occur to you that you have lost your identity in this life an all others before and after.....now the real truth, gods energy expired long ago, the universe is not expanding, and a warlock is one who works in human(hybrid) form...now begin the work of the mad, call upon azag thoth master
You Have An Angel's Face, A Loving Heart
You have an angel's face, a loving heart,A peaceful, sunlit smile that lasts forever.You are the whole, of which I am a part,Not fully me unless we are together. I know there is a world beyond our loveIn which such thoughts are merely poetry.But thinking of you now, I can't removeThe glow that shines on you from inside me. How happy, happy life is when some tenderFeeling like a candle lights one's eyes.For all my life you'll be my heart's true center,Striding like a sun across my skies.
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You Hold Me Up
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You Have Been Fucked!
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You Have Place In My Heart
  "A Place in My Heart" I have a place for you in my heart, You're the tenent it's been looking for. Though we are hundreds of miles apart, We'll not be unhappy anymore. You've known unhappy times and sadness, Had your heart broken, shed many tears. And I, too, have felt love's unkindness, Caught in a loveless marriage for years. It's funny how we met on the 'net, One of those chatrooms, just passing time to forget. We both listening to music. and share our music, and gave us some delight! Did we meet by accident or fate, Or is it simply a dream come true? Each a song lover and each a soulmate; The question is what shall we do? In my heart there is a spot for you, In yours, I hope you have one for me. You know our feelings are right and true, Only time knows if our love will be.
You Hold The Key To My Heart
As we lie beneath the stars,We wonder who we really are,I wonder what you see in me,We'll fall asleep beneath the trees.Show me that you truly care,Day by day, and night by night,When I'm with you I have no fright.The day you told you loved me,That's when I gave you the key,To my heart, soul and mind,I'm glad to know that you're all mine.I want it to last forever,To know that we'll always be together,Feel no pain or sadness dear,I want you to always be near.In every hug and every kiss,When I'm with you I feel true love exists.Hold me close and never let me go,Don't let me fall amidst the shadow.For I am yours, forever it may be,I am yours for all eternity.I mean it all; all I've said,Without you, a part of me is dead.
You Have Become Upset.
You have fallen into the endless void. The pains of your uncontrollable emotions take over. You scream at God, and you curse endlessly at those in front of you. But you hear nothing in return. You simply add to an outcome already foretold. Easily seen, but looked straight through. You are invisible to the world.  
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You have redeemt my soul From the pit ot emptiness You have redeemt my soul from death I was a hungry child a dried up river I was a burned out forest And no one could do anything for me But You put food in my boddy Fill water in my dryed bed And to my blackened branches You brought the springtime Green of new life And nothing is impossibleFor You
You Have To Kill At Least 31 Bosses In Icecrown
You have to kill at least 31 bosses in Icecrown while WoW power leveling.Ghostcrawler has posted an interesting little hint at the next patch (we know of) headed to the game. In response to a discussion about "tanking niches," he talks about Icecrown Citadel over on the forums, and just happens to mention that people might think of tanks as waiting outside until "boss 4, 17 and 31 (yes, IC is that big)." 31 bosses? More like Icecrowded, am I right?Blackrock Depths is the largest 5-man in the game, if not the largest instance, and it boasts over 40 bosses (that's mostly counting encounters, though -- you wouldn't count The Seven, for example, as seven different bosses), including lots and lots of optional bosses and even a holiday boss. Ulduar, by comparison, has about 14, and Karazhan is about that same size (though that depends on how you count random bosses, like the Opera Event). No matter how you slice it, 31 raid bosses is a ton of bosses to go through -- Icecrown could be a retur
You Hold Me Without Touch, You Keep Me Without Chains
          Something always brings me back to youIt never takes too longNo matter what I say or doI still feel you here 'til the moment I'm goneYou hold me without touchYou keep me without chainsI never wanted anything so muchThan to drown in your love and not feel your rainSet me free, leave me beI don't wanna fall another moment into your gravityHere I am and I stand so tallI'm just the way I'm supposed to beBut you're on to me and all over meYou loved me 'cause I'm fragileWhen I thought that I was strongBut you touch me for a little whileAnd all my fragile strength is goneSet me free, leave me beI don't wanna fall another moment into your gravityHere I am and I stand so tallI'm just the way I'm supposed to beBut you're on to me and all over meI live here on my kneesAs I try to make you seeThat you're everything I think
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You Have Been Fucked!
YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! (don't be offended, keep reading until the end)Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot!RULES:1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!5- Random sex is perfectly okay!6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!F.U.C.K. Stands For:Friends U Can Keep.So promise me we'll F.U.C.K. forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who your true F.
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You Help Brighten My Day
Because of you my Friend  loved Just when I think I am at my end You come along, you my friend Making me smile and giving me hope Just enough thought to help me cope   The word that you type or the one that you say The heart filled worries, a hug, as you pray Sending me wishes of hope and dreams Understanding me, even if I don't know what, I mean   Looking out for me in your own little way Making me smile it brightens my day You help to wash away all my fears Your kind words dab away my tears   To have you as a friend is hard to believe Yet knowing you're their brings such relief So a big Thank you for all you have done Know you have helped me a lot today, Hun.       copyright©Karen E. Fryer 2007
You Have My Heart
Through the thick and thin, and the lonly nights. I will remain by your side as I sleep and dream of you tonight. My love grows everyday and has no hidden side. It rises constantly as the oceans tides. My feelings run deep inside. To explain my love for you, one cant begin to try. To dreams of this love, can only be sought out from high above. A love that is felt from only my soul, hands grasping to feel it more. just being away from my one true love will only take its toll. A bond that nothing on this earth can tear us apart. Thats when you know you truly have my heart.
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I received this message today. Note: Supposedly from United State Michigan but wants me to call an international number! LMAO   hello honey...   how are you doing honey, well with the look on your pics , i know that all is well with you....my names are mike James Anderson.from united state Michigan....am a business man i deal on antiques furniture..am 41 years old man..i must confess babe , you are so beautiful..well i was just checking my computer so i saw your profile and your pics so i thought i should get to know to you...well like i said before, am mike a business man ...i lost my wife in three years ago in an auto crash with my little boy whom i love so much..so since then i have stay away from woman because i told myself that i was going to mourn them for three years.so now i thougth i have mourn them enough and now i want to continue with my life ..so that is why am here .am looking for the right woman of my life here , a woman that can show me true love and live with me all
You Hurt I Cry
You broke my heart What am i to say Didn't you think Before you threw us away Why did you do it Was i not enough Did you think the pain wouldn't hurt me Didn't you think you would lose my trust Why did you hurt me And then hurt me more Why do you think its sorted And brush the probs under the door Why cant you see I`ve changed so much Not that i like it But i had to get tough This anger that eats me so Drives me mad but i cant let it go I cry and scream But there not heard Want to run away Never be found But thats not right Nor would i be mean I just want to find peace Not sorrow no more for me No more pain please I cant hack it you see Cause one day It will end me I'm not punishing myself Nor punishing you But i just cant take it I`m black and blue.
You Have ? And I Have Answers.
     So, im going to attempt to be as polite as i possibly can here but as anyone who knows me know, im the politest asshole you will ever met. So buy your standerds this may not be polite at all, by mine its gonna make me look like an Angel.  First of all, im sick of hearing " Why dont you ever talk to me?". There are many possiblitys to that.  A) I avg about 3-5 rates a day, from people that dont have Boomers on. I'm logged in almost all day, so thats fucking sad as hell and its a good thing i dont live my life to get rates or id be totaly full blown nerd rageing like 90% of the rest of you guys do when you realise that,,, well,,,, Fubar is the absolute most important thing in the world and lord help us if we dont lvl, it may start global nuclear warfare. GET A FUCKING LIFE.    B) Mass Commenting... If you want to talk to a person you give them your attention. YOU DONT give them one word replys because your too busy worrying about " OMG has everyone of fubar visted me today" while
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You Have To Pass This Amnesty Bill To See What's In It
The nation’s unemployment rate stands at 9.8 percent, a post–World War II record 19th month that unemployment has been over 9 percent. President Barack Obama is the largest tax hike in American history. So what do Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D–NV) and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D–CA) have Congress voting on today? Amnesty. Specifically, the House and Senate will be voting on the fourth and fifth versions of the DREAM Act, which would legalize anywhere between 300,000 and 2.1 million illegal immigrants.Supporters of the DREAM Act claim the bill would provide citizenship only to children who go to college or join the military. But all any version of the legislation requires is that an applicant attend any college for just two years. And if President Obama wants to reward non-citizen service members with citizenship, he already has the power to do so. The Secretary of Defense already has the authority under 10 U.S.C. § 504 (b) to enlist
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You Have To Love The Marines. :)
A former Sergeant, having served his time with the Marine Corps, took a new job as a school teacher, but just before the school year started he injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable. On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart aleck punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and decided to see how tough he really was, before trying any pranks. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and promptly stapled the tie to his chest. Dead silence... He had no trouble with discipline that year.
You Have Become My Husband
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You hide behind women talk talk all night, You hide behind women talk talk all night, you are Mr. know it all. You hide behind women talk talk all  night, you can't pay your rent. You hide behind women talk talk all night,  you can't pay for your cigarettes. You hide behind women talk talk all  night, set in room all night smoking pot. You hide behind women talk talk all night, you can't keep job. You hide behind women talk talk all night, Make believe your someone else. You hide behind women talk talk all night,You hide behind women you had your daughter taking away because your dead beat Dad.  Now you are trying to run me down... I think not ...  bY LoVe GiRL... "Your a hater not a lover"
You Had Your Chance.
I spent the time between January 23 and February 22 away from my home, my computer, my friends, and my job. I spent that first week at Denton Regional Medical Center, and the remaining three weeks at Integrity Transitional Hospital, both in Denton, Texas. I was gone because of an infection in my left foot that resulted in a partial amputation. The post-operative recovery led to the discovery that my kidneys were compromised,. At last check, they were only working at about 40% efficiency. I watched as both of my calves swelled to the size of watermelons as I gained, and eventually lost, about 45 pounds worth of water weight. For the most part, no one cared, or even noticed, that I had vanished. Life on Fubar went on, as normal, as though things were status quo. On Facebook, it was maybe three weeks before many of my friends acknowledged I hadn't been updating my status. It was about two weeks before anyone at work thought to ask what happened to me. I only had one visitor the entire
You Have Your Own Special Way - Genesis
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You Have A Really Pretty Face, But...
Do me a favor, and don't even finish that sentiment if you dare utter it to me.To me, that is like saying you'd fuck someone whose face falls under the category of Coyote Ugly as long as she had a "smoking" body. I am curvy. Voluptous. Zaftig. Rubenesque. Fluffy. Full-Figured. Pleasingly Plump. Thick. Juicy. I am proud of my curves and I like to think that I wear them well and they wear me just as well in return. And, I am beautiful. Arrogant? Perhaps, but it's the truth. I've been told my smile could melt even Scrooge and have eyes that could cut through cast iron. I posses a healthy mane of long, dark hair and piercing green eyes. Hair that spills down to a full bosom further enhanced by hips that have proudly borne a child. Contrary to the popular belief held by some of a fuller figured woman; no I do not smell, have bad breath, or get winded from sex. I am healthy. I have (knock wood) not one health problem brought on by the fact that I carry some extra weight and I do carry it wel
You Had It Good But You Went Backward's On Me
really? what did i have? i had another rope pulling me in yet another direction. i am spread thin as it it and i come here to relax, find new friends, chat a little about bullshit and the days events...i certainly didnt expect to be held to being available whenever. that doesnt happen. i work and i work long hours. i live in one room with another person. time and privacy are elusive. someone that lives alone and does not go to work will not  understand this. do not push it on me. i do what i can. maybe i shouldnt be here looking for someone to talk to? i never EVER expect someone to be at my beck and call. wth? i do have a life, and for what its worth, im doing my damndest to live it. i am nice to everyone but dont ever...EVER call me a liar. im nothing if not the most honest person. if im busy, im busy.   i had it good, huh? tell me, what exactly did i have?
You Have Been A Bad, Bad Girl!
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You & I
We are sitting at a table in the club talking, listing to music and people watching. It is getting late and I am getting bored, so when a slow song comes on I ask you to dance with me before I call it a night. You say yes, we get up and make our way to the dance floor where you take me gently into your arms. I moan softly under my breath, which brings a small smile to your lips. As we make our way around the floor, I take my hand off of your waist and place it in your front pocket; deeply enough that I can stroke your cock with the side of my thumb, and it's your turn to moan. I pull you closer to my body and my eyes meet yours. I drag my tongue across my lips, letting you know that I wouldn't be upset to not make it home that evening, and as the song ends we head for the door. The night is warm and quiet, and as we stand under the cover of darkness you run your hands across my breasts and down between my legs. I moan softly and lean back into your body for closer conta
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You & I
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You (it's A Recurring Title, I Know)
You Feelings I cannot express Expressions that cannot be allowed Allowances that are not enough Enough of you in my life Life I would give to save you You, the only one I want Want to express in you my love Love you rejected in friendship Friendship I rejected in pain Pain cause by unreturned emotion Emotions trapped within myself Myself splitting apart at the seems Seems which are devoted to your well being Well being I’d die to preserve And forever preserve my love for you Love wanted more than life A life Spent alone Alone, yet among friends Friends who comfort me, always there Always there but not enough Enough love Love wanted from another source The source of what I see is good Good in my life, making me happy Happy, yet you don’t realize Realize your effect on my heart and soul Heart and soul dedicated to you You whom I’d love forever Forever in my heart Always
You Is
I Wrote these while i was in Switzerland doing my post graduation to Isabelle,Aug,20th,1995. That was before the accident that she had and passed away living me alone like a single leaf facing this world alone You are my air The sun in my day The moon in my night The spring in my step You are my everything. You are the stars in the sky The birds in the trees The shimmer, the sparkle, the shine. Without the light you put into my life I would be nothing A single leaf on the ground in autumn, Lost, forgotten, alone. Before i knew you, I was nothing. Now I am everything, With you at my side, I am invincible! Feel the same my baby, You are loved so much, I love you now and forever You are my darling, my baby, my love You are my everything I love you so much.
You Idiot
Why the hell do some guys assume that if you are a chick into a sport dominated by men that you know NOTHING about it?! And I mean ANYTHING at all having to do with it. It drives me crazy!!!!!!! I told a guy to go fuck off last night because he ASSUMED I knew NOTHING and he was dead fucking wrong. He picked the WRONG day with fuck with me. I understand that there are a lot of girls who will act as if they are into something guys are for a guy or whatever. But that is SO not the case with me. Cant help it... it pisses me off.
You In My Shoes!!
You set the standard,SO incredibly high It's almost like You knew I would fail,So you could watch me Torture myself trying. But you do not know How this feels, So put yourself In my place for awhile And see how much Of this you can take. As time passes I wonder if this is me,Or just some shadow, Some poor imitation, Alive but lifeless, For my soul has died. I grow cold and out of touch,I distance myself From all that I love, For everything I love,Just gets ripped away, So in the end,It's easier this way done by christine
You In A Box
i hate packing and my room is full of boxes why cuz i'm moving out next weekend p.s. i really hate packing :)
You In Or Out?
ok its time to find out who is and who isnt my friend. i came back for a select few friends and added a few more, now it is time to either save or delete, everyone on my friends list has 1 week to show up in my shoutbox or be deleted. anyway have fun lol.
You & I
You look at me with such disgust. I didn't ask to be here You treat me like a dog I don't bother you You make me clean up after you I want to cram my fist down your throat. You tell me I will never amount to anything I just laugh and prove you wrong You beat on me with no mercy I have stopped feeling the pain You talk all high and mighty I know you are weak and worthless You taught me to be an animal I learned to be a man You hurt my mother once too many I finally put a stop to it. You talk about everyone in your family I don't care anymore You wanted to keep me chained up I broke free a long time ago You are dead and long gone I am living and loving my life
You Inspire Me....
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You & I
I miss your laugh that I’ll never hear, I miss your smile I’ll never see and I miss the you, the you that I’ll never hold. I miss the warmth of your body next to mine in the stillness of the night That will never be We are told that love awakens the soul and changes who we are But love burns like a fire in our hearts and brings no peace to our souls when kept apart And that’s what I miss the most, the you and I, that can never be If we would ever meet, we would do things we’d regret Because another owns your name And I don’t want to be just another woman To wait for your time and touch But it would happen if we ever met And though I long for you in my waking moments and dream dreams of us at night I know in my heart that you and I can never be I try so hard not to wish on such a foolish wish Somehow you always seem to find your way back into my heart And I no longer have the will to tell you no Even though, you and I will never be I’ve tried so many time
You Ignite My Passion
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You & I
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You In My Dreams
I see you in my dreams at night You... Your face Your smile The touch of your hands It tickles my skin Paper wings flapper from within I wish I could be with you longer Then in those dreams I have at night
You & I
I want to tie you up and tease you by kissing all over your body but not your lips or your hard cock. Then taking a feather and softly brush it across your chest, sides and thighs. Then I want to straddle your legs and lightly brush my hair down your body and when I get to your cock I want to suck on the head of it. And rub the shaft with my hand. Then as you fight to get loose to just touch me. I slowly and lightly drag my tongue up your body to suck on your ear and nibble on them and kiss your neck and your cheek and it kills you that I wont kiss your lips. The torture is getting to you, and you pull with all your strength and break loose to grab me and throw me on the bed to give me a deep hard kiss. And take you hands and just touch my body. And finally rushed to take my shirt and pants off. You take your hand and touch me through my panties watching as i shake and moan in pleasure. While kissing down my body. Then carefully removing my wet panties. Exposing myself to you. You spr
You & I
It was a beautiful sunny day in May. Do you remember? We exchange notes on the 8th day. Now I can’t wait til the day when we first meet. Just to see you in front of me Mmm how sweet. I do believe in Love at first sight. Can’t wait to kiss and hold you tight. I will take you to the beach . . . hand in hand. We will talk, hug, and even play in the sand. Yes like teenagers who are in a Love crush. I would act that way cause I miss you so much. You will see that I’m not here to take you as a fool I want to please, tease and even make you drool. Let’s take things how they come. You and I will dance to the beat of the drum. If God permits you and I will become . . . us, we, even one.
You. . . I. . .
You told me you missed meI told you good night.You told me you luv meI told you I missed you.You told me you loved meI told you I luv ya.You didn't say anythingAnd I told you I loved you.It's been three years,And I can finally say it, before or after,But whenever I say it,It will always be true.I love you.
You & I
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You Just Touched My Ass Didn't You!
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You Just Got Fucked!!!!
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You Just Not Understand
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You Just Might Be A Scrooge...
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You Judge Me For Nothing
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You Just Gotta Love Old Yogi...
YOGI BERRA'S SPEECH AS HE ACCEPTS HONORARY DEGREE FROM ST. LOUIS UNIVERSITY - May 19, 2007 As you read Yogi's speech I think you will realize he was born to be in Congress. Yogi's speech ain't over till it's over your head Taken from the ST. LOUIS POST-DISPATCH 05/27/2007 May 19, 2007: St. Louis native Yogi Berra addresses the crowd on hand for the Saint Louis University graduation. Deadlines being what they are for this Sunday column, this essayist missed a momentous occasion recently. Yogi Berra accepted an honorary degree from St. Louis University and delivered the commencement speech for 1,900 graduates and 10,000 in attendance at Scottrade Center . It's hard to imagine a more promising lingual event. Berra is to vocal communication what Don Cherry is to the fashion industry. Yogi doesn't so much command the English language as he corkscrews it. It is part of what makes the baseball Hall of Famer and pride of the Hill one of Ameri
You Just Gotta Love Kids.
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"you Just Cleared The Bar"
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You Just Can't Fix Stupid!!
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YOU CANT GET BACK TOMORROW FOR IT IS NOW LONG GONE AWAY. YOU CANT STAY IN A TIME THATS PERFECT, SO ENJOY EVERY SINGLE SECOND
You Just Got To See This
you got to see this, this is paul tozz a close friend of mine p/s i shot this vidio..zz. copy and past this link in your browser. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kByNIk22tz4
You Just Know You Have To Hide It
Well today was a good day, and it is because of a certain someone, they know who they are.........we will call her Dimples.......she is the most envigorating woman i have met so far......and yet in such a short time, she and i are very close.....things could not be going any better, and yet neither of us can shout it out well at least i feel that way...... i think the world of her, she is so gentle and kind and appreciates me for me, and all my past and my flaws, and my imperfections.....and yet i have told her some pretty bad things about my past and she did nto RUN....and one thing is she is not able to spread her wings yet anf fly .....time will allow for this i hope....if your reading this i want you to know that i think the world of you. you are a very special woman, and i hope that things pan out for us, and sooner or later (pref. soooner) it will be as we want.....for now i will settle for the back seat...but know this...yoru my front seat woman.......and nothing else will
You Just Dont Understand
you just dont understand how i feel right now you just dont understand you say you do but how you just dont understand whats going on in my head you just dont understand i just can't be read you just dont understand why theres blood on my fists you just dont understand why i slit my wrists you just dont understand i just cant be read you just dont understand well now i'm dead!
You Just Want To Bees Me
Just when I was starting to enjoy the warm weather by dragging my naked feet through my weed/grass and getting my hands dirty in the flower beds, here come the damn mosquitos! They are beyond vicious. Very big. And very plentiful. Yesterday I walked along the garden and was swarmed with (and I'm not exaggerating here) HUNDREDS of blood thirsty reasons to take a shower with OFF spray. I got bit all over despite the fact that I was wearing jeans, a long sleeve shirt and socks. I guess it's something about the way I smell...delicious. I live near the Des Plaines River but it's not like I have pools of rancid water scattered around my house or tires providing little cesspools of mosquito breeding grounds. Then I would be attacked by mosquitos wearing wife beater t-shirts, but they wound have only one tooth. I've also been invaded by something similar to a carpenter bee. They are as big as a small dog and the females burrow into the eaves of the house while the males put on a
You Just Did
You never promised to make me happy again, after finding me sad and alone, you just did it You never promised to be my best friend, you just did it You never promised to bring me roses, and shower me with gifts of affection, you just did it You never promised to give me money when I needed it the most, you just did it You never promised to be kind and gentle to me, you just did it You never promised to hold me tight when I was lonely and afraid, you just did it You never promised to fall in love with me, you just did it You never promised to take care of my family and me, you just did it You never promised to make me scream in ecstasy, when we made love, you just did it You never promised to be true only to me, you just did it You never promised to give me your mind, body and soul, you just did it You never promised to love me, baby you just did it
You Just Gotta Love Barb
Yeah well I do and I reckon you should show her love - cos she has calmed me down and Im glad to say that Im staying on here - SINGLE AND LOVING IT and eating chocolate and wearing new trainers so beat that!!!!!
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You Just Can't Hang With The Lounge Fatties. (9/24/08)
I was going to post about a dumb cowoker of mine, but then this hefty angel came into my life. Bless you, oh queen of lard, my multiple-chinned enchantress! May you forever break furniture in all the finest restaurants. P.S. I don't know if she's fat, I didn't even bother looking at her pictures, but she certainly didn't deny it. ~sex godde...: http:... ->~sex godde...: ? ~sex godde...: sorry... it's a really cool lounge called house of whacks.... ->~sex godde...: So you claim. ~sex godde...: excuse me? ->~sex godde...: I will not. ~sex godde...: so i claim, why dont you come in and check it out for yourself and you can be the judge ~sex godde...: ok whatever floats your boat... then get out of my shoutbox if your gonna be rude! ->~sex godde...: You're fat, aren't you? ->~sex godde...: Why are fat chicks so mean? ~sex godde...: bitch get a fucking life ->~sex godde...: Will I find a life in your awesome lounge? ~sex godde...: come in sure ->~sex godde...:
You Just Dont Understand Me
I've been up all night Nothing seems to pass my mind "Goodnight" we said but the silence was so thick Baby, there's nothin' I can do. You're the one my last resort and I've put all my trust just in you - in your hands. C'mon and look into my eyes Do you see it Do you see the love in there? You don't understand me, my baby. You don't seem to know that I need you so much. You don't understand me, my feelings, You are the reason I'm breathin', my love The only reason why I breathe!
You Just Can't Make These Things Up
Sometimes you can't help but to wonder if these things are planned, or it's just really awesome that stuff like this happens by mere coincidence. And then you see it happen. This is one of those times that just makes me really laugh out loud.   · Dixie Normous just walked into the bar! · what ever just walked into the bar!     So... your kok's enormous huh? The person behind you says "whatever".     Well, you might not have laughed, but I sure did! LOL! :-P
You Just Have To Feel Sorry For These Poor Excuses For Men (cough)
In the past two days roughly, I have read a few blogs.  One by a lets just say mid 20's dude and one by a mid 30's dude. Who claim notice I said claim, they have the experience and knowledge on all woman.  Yeah okay sure. But!!!! you will notice in their weak pathetic rendition and their views on how All woman are is nothing  more but their weak attempts to pull us down just to make them selfs feel better . They call us fake, and bitches, ho's. How suddenly after we marry them we become monsters. ERmmmmmmmmmmm ya okay sure what ever bud. I am betting, they just couldnt get their way, and got put back in their place or even told to screw off cause the woman got fed up of their pissin and moaning. Its sad when men or woman, cant take respondsiblity for their action, they have to turn the tables on each other and make them the guilty party. As for woman changing after they get married,  okay I guess some do but then you all know men do the same.  They change into either complete mo
You Just Need To Know!
 HOW TO STAY YOUNG1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay 'them' 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop.'4. Enjoy the simple things. 5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive. 7.
You Just Can't Make This Shit Up!
Several months ago, I came across a joke called "Waxing Woes", and up until now, I thought it was the funniest thing I had ever read.  I couldn't believe someone could possibly be so spazmatic or idiotic...until now.   Tonight, I decided to do a little "routine maintenance" in the nether region, and started the prep for the project.  I got out the waxing kit, laid out the appropriate sized strips, baby powder (to keep wax from sticking to the skin - OUCH), and appropriate tools.  I took the lid off of the hot wax and placed it into the microwave. For those of you who do regular waxing treatment, you know what a pain it is to run back n forth to the microwave as the wax begins to cool, constantly reheating for ultimate hair removal.  Tonight, I had the "brilliant idea" of getting it EXTRA hot in the first place to skip having to do this (the start of my idiocy).  I set the microwave for 5 minutes, and walk away, intending to check on the wax every minute or so until desired temperatu
You Just Keep Me Hanging On
You Just Completed An Achievement: Top 10 Member Of The Week!
I achieved something without knowing about it. I think this achievement means get off your ass and do something in real life. But I enjoy fubar so what the hell  :)
You Just Don't Know Him Like I Do
You Just Don't Know Him Like I Do       You don't know how happy he makes me. You don't know the sound of his voice means to me. You don't know the way he makes me feel when he says those 3 words to me.   You don't know how much I love him. You don't know what he tells me to get me happy. You don't know what he does to get me to smile. You don't know how he puts all those butterflies in my stomach every time I think of him.   You don't know how much I really deserve him You don't know how much he deserves my love. You don't know how hurt and alone I felt before he came into my life. Now that he is in my life, I feel so complete and I feel so loved that I am with him.   You don't know all the things he tells me, He opens up to me and makes me feel like I am the one for him. You don't know how he really makes me feel about everything in life.   I know that there is a reason why he was sent to me, So I can love him and he can love me unconditionally. I know that we
You Jealous?
Boyfriend: Baby are you jealous?Girlfriend: No.Boyfriend: Baby are you jealous?Girlfriend: No.Boyfriend: Baby are you jealous? Girlfriend: I already told you, No!Boyfriend : Baby can I get a kiss?Girlfriend: GO GET A KISS FROM THAT UGLY GIRL THAT LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!
You Just Can't Make This Stuff Up
I saw this chicks screen name MissFreudianSlit http://fubar.com/8329163 and I thought it was quite funny so I messaged her....   To MissFreudi...: I would love to meat you MissFreudi...: meat is dead flesh. I don't want you to meat me. To MissFreudi...: wow... To MissFreudi...: are you super dumb? MissFreudi...: I'm being an asshole. Meet is the word you were looking for, dear.      
You Just Got Hacked - A Musical Parody By Ethan Newberry -
You Just Never Know....
A woman went into a bar in Texas and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest feet she’d ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it’s true what they say about men with big feet. The cowboy grinned and said, “Sure is, little lady! Why don’t you come on out to the bunk house and let me prove it to you!” The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said, “Well, thank ya Ma’am. I’m real flattered. Aitn’t nobody ever paid me fer mah services before. The woman replied, “Don’t be flattered. Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.”  LOL
You Know Your A Kajira When.....
... you forgot what panties feel like. ... you have bigger calluses on your knees than on your feet. ... foreplay to you is tying your hair into a knot. ...it gives you goosebumps when the man at the customer service counter tells you "no" in a firm voice. ... you cannot serve tea in less than twenty different steps. ... you respond "Yes, Master!" to your boss when he tells you to do something. ... you cannot cum without permission. ... your thigh muscles protest when you close your legs. ...begging has become second nature. ... the term "being used" no longer has a negative connotation. ... you overhear someone utter the word "slut" and you think they are talking about you. ... the term "slut" used in reference to you makes you all warm and fuzzy inside. ... you have forgotten that "juicing" is what you do with oranges. ... your head doubles as a resting spot for beer. ... you mix third and first person in both text and speech. ... you will
You Know Who You Are !
I know you want me GRANNY PANTY but i told you 64 inch bloomers is tooooo much for me !
You Know You're From Texas When...
      *You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Waxahachie, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, San Antonio, Mexia, Waco, and Amarillo.(don't forget Brazoria, Houston, Aransas Pass, Bastrop, and Karnack!)(...don't forget about Bexar County..) *A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel. *You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. *You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade. *You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent. *You measure distance in minutes. *Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions. *You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit. *You know cowpies are not made of beef. *Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date *You have known someone who has had at least one belt buckle bigger than your fist. *You aren't su
You Know You're From Louisiana When....
You Know You're From Louisiana When... The crawdad mounds in your front yard have over taken the grass. You greet people with "Howzyamomma'an'dem?" and hear back "Dey fine!" Every so often, you have waterfront property. When giving directions you use words like "uptown," "downtown," "backatown," "riverside," "lakeside," "other side of the bayou" or "other side of the levee." When you refer to a geographical location "way up North," you are referring to places like Shreveport, Little Rock or Memphis, "where it gets real cold." You've ever had Community Coffee. You can pronounce Tchoupitoulas but can't spell it. You don't worry when you see ships riding higher in the river than the top of your house. You judge a po-boy by the number of napkins used. The waitress at your local sandwich shop tells you a fried oyster po-boy "dressed" is healthier than a Caesar salad. You can eat Popeye's, Haydel's and Zapp's for lunch and wash it down with Barq's and seve
You Know Your From Newfoundland When....
You know your from Newfoundland when.... ========================================= - You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup. - You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. - The mosquitoes have landing lights. - You have more miles on your snowblower than your car. - You have 10 favourite recipes for bottled moose. - Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas. - You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one meter above the ground. - You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard. - Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow. - You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons. - You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car. - The local paper covers national and international headlines on 1/4 page, but requires 6 pages for local softball scores. - At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.
You Know You Wanna Look
You scored as Night horny. You tend to get hot when the others are getting tired. You want to have some in the dark time, possibly in the candlelight or in the dark with moon as your only light. Night time can be very romantic with moon, stars and candlelights, but be aware your companion might get tired before it's late enough.Night horny100%Morning horny83%Day horny78%How HORNY are you after all?created with QuizFarm.com
You Know This Lover
You drive through the night, the only sound your tires singing on wet black pavement and the rhythm of your own heart. You watch your small hands griping the steering wheel so tightly your knuckles are white with anticipation. You are amazed, why should you feel this tension? You have done this many times. This is no new experience, you know this lover. This is no single night's lust with a stranger. This is more than your lover you meet this is your love. But then you think. "Can I ever know this man?" "Will I ever understand the complex folds of his erotic mind?" or Learn to command the wheel of his passion?" You think not. He leaves you breathless. Always a step ahead yet never leaving you wanting, drawing you deeper into yourself. There have been times when you felt certain mastery. Felt that at long last you had reached a point of comfortable predictability. Even thought a trifle smugly of the accomplishment. Then in a gleam of his carnal eye your world
You Know You Grew Up In The 80's Or Early 90's If
I know this is long but, if this is you, you will understand….. You Know You Grew Up In The 80's or Early 90's If: 1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word SIKE. 2. You watched the Pound Puppies. 3. You can sing the rap to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and can do the Carlton 4. Girls wore biker shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly sexy. 5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own. 6. You owned those lil' Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls. 7. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey on Blossom 8. Two words: Hammer Pants 9. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock" 10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars... and spokey-dokes or playing cards on your spokes for that incredible sound effect 11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales" (Woo ooh!) 12. It was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. 13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your he
You Kill Me
the fury builds as i see you with him the fire for you still burns And my heart is all that fuels it but as each day goes on it turns to ash the wind blows it a little more away the only way i can surpress this feeling is to drink it douces the fire but the flame burns ever true if i knew it would be this hard i wouldn't have fallen for you the memories fill my head everyday making the pain more bitter i long to hate you for what you have done but it makes me sick I can't unlove you and i can't forget you but each day i still try Everyday that you don't come home kills my soul
You Know Your Living In 2006 When......
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you
You Know?...i Really Did Have A Huge Crush On Him....what A Total Hunk!
Your 80s Heartthrob Is Michael J. Fox Who's Your 80's Heartthrob?
You Know U Are Online To Much
You know u are online to much or hang out with the same people to much..When u are saying or thinking the same thing at the same time...So people stay out of my head...lol
You Know
this lostcherry thing is nice im on this fuck myspace blattt!
You Know
what pisses me off is something as serious as someone FAKING SOMEONES DEATH, and you cant even take the time to read the bulletin about it being fake. thats bullshit. Somepeople are sick freaks man. Its disturbing. On that note, i have the worst eating habits ever. When i get hungry i eat a banana or a piece of bread lmao, thats truly about it lmao. I need to eat more =/ And my nose hurts haha.
You Know What
John Cena is one fucking yummy man. Seriously. He'd be one of the only males in the world i could give to shits about there personailty, that one would be souly superficial. Hes hawt. lol. But he's not who i want :) Lmao. Just stating that hes one hawt man. < 3
"you Know You're A Hauntaholic When..."
"You know you're a hauntaholic when..." you're pestered all year by kids who want to know what the theme for THIS year is? you find yourself thinking that one corpse is more attractive than another? you get more excited over a fog machine than a dirty movie? you have more help at your haunt than necessary for an old-fashioned barn raising? you have more than ten sound effect CD's? you have names for the skeletons in your closet? you play spooky music all year round? you spend more on one Halloween than on your entire wedding? you spend more on one Halloween than on your spouse for the entire history of your marriage? you spend more on one Halloween than on your spouse's anniversary? you try to make Fido look like a hellhound every Halloween? your neighbors look slantways at you and avoid you a full month before Halloween? your shed, basement, & attic contain nothing but Halloween props? the only candelabra you own is in a spider web motif? t
You Know You're From Philly When......
you know you're from philly when...You Know You're From Philadelphia When... You punctuate every sentence with, "You know" at least twice. You want olive oil, not mayonnaise on your "hoagie". You hate the Redskins You hate Dallas. You realize that your favorite dessert is "wooder ice". You find yourself using "yo" and "youse guys" when talking long-distance to family members. You know how to spell Schuylkill. You pronounce ACME "ACK-A-ME". You think that $2,500 a year for insurance on a 1977 Toyota Corolla is a bargain. You find youself at a nice restaurant thinking "I wonder if they have cheese steaks?" You sleep soundly through gunfire and ambulance sirens. You visit New Yorkand are impressed by how clean it is. You can't eat french fries without Cheese Whiz. You call sprinkles on top of your ice cream cone "jimmies". You don't t hink Wawa sounds funny. You snub a cheese steak that isn't on an Amoroso roll. Your parents, brothers, sisters, aunts and uncles all live o
You Know You Love Me :)
ok, im bored.. if you love me (and you know you do) then entertain me :) and ill entertain you too :) sounds like a fair trade huh..
You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?!
I really can't think of anything at the moment, but i felt like writing something. I came across an old story I wrote in highschool yesterday, turns out that an ex-girl friend of mine has had it for the last 2 years. I gave it to her to proof-read when we were going out, and then we broke up shortly afterwards. It was really odd to, because like, I just happen to go on MSN, and saw her on, and We haven't talked like 5 words since we broke up, but we started talking about whatever, and it turned into what we did in highschool (which for some reason never came up in our relationship but anywho) turns out she was a band geek at her high school, while i was an actor at mine. She had wanted to be in theater, but the afterschool schedules clashed. I never wanted to be in band, but i had a few friends their that I couldn't hang out with till we all had free time but hey. ANyway, she was talking about how she liked to read plays since she didnt get to perform, which reminded me of a huge stack
You Know.
Trust is something that should be earned. And when you have someones trust. Don't break it. Cause when you do, its only causing more problems. And its hurting the person you break it with. And it sucks. Like woah. But thats life. Some times you just gotta deal with it. And see shit happens. And understand life truly does go on :) Kay. Im done ranting. < 3
You Know You Are From Md When...
You know your from Maryland when... -You know more than 10 people who own boats, all at the same marina in Solomons. -You can pronounce and spell "Pocomoke," "Mattaponi," "Accokeek,""Havre de Grace" and "Silopanna" (Annapolis backwards). -You pronounce "Bowie" BOO-ee Not BOW-ee. Or BAUW-ee. -Someone asks you what school you went to - you automatically name your high School. -You know where 'lil it lee is (Little Italy) -You remember Harbor place as the horrible place with polluted water -When the Power Plant was an actual power plant -You know what the Dundalk/Seagirt terminal means -You remember BWI Airport as Friendship airport -You remember driving over the old Kent Narrows bridge that everyone fishes off of now -After eating crabs you wash your hands with beer -You love the Domino Sugar sign you can see across the harbor -You know Annapolis and Hopkins are national treasures and get a kick out of hearing them named in movies o
You Know You Grew Up In The 80's Or Early 90's If:
You Know You Grew Up In The 80's or Early 90's If: 1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word SIKE. You watched the >Pound Puppies. >3. You can sing the rap to the Fresh Prince of Belair and can do the >Carlton. >4. Girls wore biker shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly sexy. >5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to >start a club of your own. >6. You owned those lil' Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls. >7. You know that WOAH comes from Joey on Blossom > >8. Two words: Hammer Pants > >9. If you ever watched Fraggle Rock > >10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars... and spokey-dokes >or playing cards on your spokes for that incredible sound effect > >11. You can sing the entire theme song to DuckTales (Woo ooh!) > >12. It was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. >13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head. >14. You saw the original Teenage Mutant Ninja T
You Know Your Living In 2006 When!!!!
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You go home after a long day of work and still answer the phone in a business manner. 7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line. 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. 10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news. 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. 12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home. 13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen. 14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn'
You Know Ur Living In The 80s When.......
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You go home after a long day of work and still answer the phone in a business manner. 7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line. 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. 10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news. 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. 12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home. 13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen. 14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn'
You Know
stay of the porch
You Know It's Time To Turn Your Computer Off When...
A friend calls and says, "How are you? Your phones have been busy for a year!" You forgot how to work the TV remote control. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL." You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said YOU'VE GOT MAIL. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes. You fall asleep, but instead of dreams you get IMs. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have AOL in your car. Tech support calls YOU for help. You beg your friends to get an account so you can "hang out." You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza. You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it. You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing. You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said. You sneak away to your computer when everyone goes to sleep. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to. You look at an annoying
You Know You Are Living In 2006 When You...
1. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 12. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. 13. You are too busy to notice the
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i have a big heart and it bites me in the ass WAY to much. And once again im going to end up being fucked but shes my mother and hes my brother. My brother got himself in some trouble which i previously stated. Well he was living in an apartment with his gf. And she kicked him out. And him and my dad dont get a long, so he had no wheres to go. So i gave him my apartment for a few weeks cause of gabby, im not letting her live just anywheres. So yeah hes got my apartment for 2 weeks or so. So my mom is sick, and her other kids are assholes. So i agreed to stay here with her for a few weeks. Which is fine, cause i have my own room and no rules haha but she needs someone to take her to Chemo and shit till she can get someone else to do it. So yeah i changed my whole world again to help other people =/ So lets see how this ends this time.
You Know You're A Biker When...
You know you're a biker when... Any one of your bikes is worth more than your car. You choose an apartment solely on the basis of whether or not it is flat enough to ride into and how close the good roads/trails are. The first thing you ask when you regain consciousness is "How's my bike". You actually move farther from work so your bike commute will be longer. Your learn you have X money left over after paying bills and the first thing you do is reach for the nearest motorcycle catalog. You dream of winning the lottery, and the first thing you think of is "how many/which bikes can that money buy?" You can tell your significant other with a straight face that its too hot to mow the lawn then take off and go for a ride. You know the distance of every point of interest within 20 miles of your house as well as the location of every pot-hole along the way.
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I might not be the girl next door. I may not be the "ideal" person and I just want to let every one know that I love myself. I am not afarid to speak my mind or be truthful to anyone. I live by the theory of "if you don't like it don't look!!!" Yes it hurts when people say things that just aren't nice. But I can't sit and dwell on it forever. I look at it this way. If you have to make comments about other people and their apperance then you are on shallow person that doesn't think very much of yourself. Remember that everytime you point a finger at someone else there are 3 pointing back at you. So yeah I may be over weight and not have alot of money or things to show off. But I have me, my kiddos, my friends and extended family. So If you are petty enough to go around putting people have at it but just remember what goes around comes around!!! ;)
You Know U Need A New Lawyer When:.....
* When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other. * During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway. * He tells you that his last good case was a "Budweiser." * He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose." * During the trial you catch him playing his Gameboy. * He asks a hostile witness to "pull my finger." * Every couple of minutes he yells, "I call Jack Daniels to the stand!" and proceeds to drink a shot. * He frequently gives juror No. 4 the finger. * He places a large "No Refunds" sign on the defense table
You Know Its Time To Diet When:....
1. You dance and it makes the band skip. 2. You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live. 3. You put mayonnaise on an aspirin. 4. You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts. 5. Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side." 6. You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for your picture. 7. You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth. 8. You could sell shade. 9. Your blood type is Ragu. 10. You need an appointment to attend an 'open house'.
You Know Youre A Redneck If....
"You know you're a redneck when......" 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive. 6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture. 7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. 12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. 13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. 14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. 15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program. 16. You know how many bales of ha
You Know Ur Living In 2006 When..
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when... 1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13.
You Know.
Recently i have noticed alot of people have changed. I know all people change. But dude. Seriously i wish i could just deal with it all at once. Im sick of shit happening one after another. =/ Oye. Somedays i just wanta runaway. Or cry. And i seem to be doing a lot of that. Fuck monkeys. Happy halloween. Etc.
You Know What.
This place is just like a bar really. Like every guy on here tells EVERY GIRL the same damn thing. Oh you have such beautiful eyes. Oh what a nice ass, oh how pretty. Omfg Stfu already. Say something different for a change. Would it kill someone to be fucking original? Seriously. I mean all anyones here for is attention. Fucking ATTENTION. And you can't sit there and say you're not, cause then you'd be a fucking liar. Everyone wants the same thing. Its a fucking popularity contest. Lets see who can show who more fucking skin. Bullshit. You know someone pointed out to me a few weeks ago, that most of the men on here just talk to me because of my private album and i laughed in there face literally, but now im starting to realize he was right. He truly was. This place is full of perverts, and attention whores. Now dont get me wrong im not saying im not one. Cause yeah i like attention and blah blah blah. But That doesnt mean shit. I swear, i have over 3000 friends, and you know h
You Know Your An Emt Or Paramedic If....
There are a number of these that are true. Too Many. LOL The funniest one is number 11....we were actually talking about getting a bunch of us together and writing a book....Does that make us sick? LOL 1. You have the bladder capacity of five people. 2. You have ever restrained someone and it was NOT a sexual experience. 3. You believe that 50% of people are a waste of good air. 4. Your idea of a good time is a shooting or a car crash. (rollover) 5.You put your finger on the emergency button on your radio when anyone seems friendly towards you. 6. You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac and birth control pills. 7. You disbelieve 90% what you hear and 75% what you see. 8. You have your weekends off planned for a year. 9. You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce. 10. You refer to your favorite resturant by the intersection at which it's located. 11. You have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled: "Suicide...getting it right the fi
You Know You Wanna.......
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You Know You're From Canada When...
1. You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup. 2. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. 3. The mosquitoes have landing lights. 4. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car. 5. You have 10 favorite recipes for moose meat. 6. Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas. 7. You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one meter above the ground. 8. You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard. 9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow. 10. You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons. 11. You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car. 12. The local paper covers national and international headlines on 2 pages but requires 6 pages for hockey. 13. At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant. 14. The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotg
You Know Who You're Not?
You're not my mom. So stop going through my underwear drawer looking for dirty magazines. I totally moved them.
You Know Your Right.
Beach trip. Starting Nov. 13th... Another Vacation for me. I hope I'll have enough money to celebrate my birthday right. I'll be at the beach in the fall. Best time, I hate the hot, sunny, stuffy air in the summer. I like the chilly winds and cloudy days. Then it might be good news at work. Alex and me were talking last night about me still wanting to move to another department. I don't know if he's just talking or if he'll actually try unlike everyone else that I've told. I think he understands more about the rude and sexual customers. And I wrote somethings out that we need to discuss in our next meeting. Nov. 12th. The day before my vacation. Yay. Been listening to some damn good music here lately. Pink Floyd, Nirvana, Kid Rock, Pantera, Ozzy, Frank Sinatra, and some cool songs from Nip/Tuck soundtrack. (So Damn Beautiful--Polariod)(Perfect Lie--Gabriel & Dresden)(Cosmopolitans--Erin McKeown) Damn I love that show. If you don't watch it start. Check out the website. Hell you
You Know You Live In 2006...
You know you live in 2006 when... 1. You go to a party, sit down and take myspace pics. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have MSN/Bebo/MySpace/ nor have they joined cheery tap yet 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9. You were too busy to notice number five. 10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did got this from
You Know Me???
Create your own friendquiz here bwahahahahahahahaha!!! mmfwcl4LYF well its not a joke, it doesnt show til you click the red above the link for some reason!!
You Know You Love A Soldier When...
You Know You Love A Soldier When... *You have pictures of him all around your bed so its still technically "waking up next to him" *You brag about five minute phone calls and two page letters for a week *His t-shirt he wore the day before he left becomes your pillows new attire *You find yourself buying things just because they say "army" and "i love my soldier" *You can literally say how many days are left until he comes back home *Your most valued possesion is your cell phone, making sure its never out of your sight and never with a low battery *You can cry for days but as soon as you hear his voice your world is 100% better *You find yourself hanging out with his mom more than your friends *You wake up in the morning and the first thing you hear is the tap of his dog tags around your neck *You wonder through the aisles of wal mart trying to find a new and unique item to send in your next care package *You have numerous support our troops r
You Know Me???
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You Know What?
I don't know when I'll see you next, but I am refusing to lose faith. I know we can make it through this and finally be face-to-face. My life has been blessed from knowing you, so I will never give you up... no matter what may come. Sometimes life gives us trials, and sometimes love can be tough. Just remember that even though I'm not physically there... I will always do the best I can to show you that I care.
You Know What!
Apparently, I am not Ugly enough or old enough or fat enough or have big boobs to be a top Cherry Star! I am sorry but, I am a lady and have some Morals! If that is what some of you weirdo like, go for it! Thanks for nothing Deedee....
You Know You're Really Broke When...
You Know You're Really Broke When... American Express calls and says, "Leave home without it!" Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank. You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln. Long distance companies don't call you to switch anymore. You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment. Your bologna has no first name. You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice. Sally Struthers sends you food. McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments. On Thanksgiving your dad would bring home a picture of a thanksgiving meal. At communion you go back for seconds. You wash your toilet paper. You have to save up to be poor. You're in college. You are sterilizing your u
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♥ Im seriously going to kick this thing in the face i had a blog all written out and it just deleted it. Fucking Communist. Ugh ♥ ANYWAY! ♥ ♥ You know i get told that a lot. Exspecially by men. Hmm. Does that tell you something. Anyway my momma will be home in about an hour. Shes not doing better but doesnt want to be there anymore and they said theres not much left they can do anyway so we'll see what happens =/ She bought this really odd tasting beer. Its interesting though haha. ♥ Icon of the day ♥ ♥♥ Haha. Yup its true. ♥ ♥ ♥ Pfft i was already there. Twice. No wait 3 times. ♥ ♥ Men have such a fascination with them. Anyway haha im pretty much done ranting. I have nothing better to say. Oh i didnt have class today. And i dont have work. So im happy. Ive got nothing to do today. Cept drink this shit. I might do some homework. Oh and dance around the hous
You Know You're From Georgia When...
Sweet tea is THE drink. No questions. When a waitress asks what you want to drink and you say Coke, she asks "What kind?" "Ya'll" is a word. Atlanta is known as "The City." You know the difference between a hillbilly, a redneck, and a Southerner. The one way to be killed in .5 seconds is to talk about somebody's mama or talk bad to somebody's mama. Krispy Kreme dounuts are the only kind of dounuts you eat. Fried chicken is a major part of your diet. When the Goverment started telling people to stock up on duck tape, you were waaaaaaaaaay ahead of them. You walk into someone's house and people are sitting around smoking what they call "the garden" On one side of the road there's Wal-Mart and on the other is a cotton field You greet people with"Howdy, Whachu doin?" You know what a 'dawg' is. You know people who consider a six pack and a bug zapper quality entertainment. The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road." Your dog and your wallet are both on chains. You still
You Know Your From New Jersey When.....
You Know You're From New Jersey When... You've been seriously injured at Action Park. You know that the only people who call it "Joisey" are from New York (usually The Bronx) or Texas. You don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges." You know that it's called "Great Adventure," not "Six Flags." You've ordered a hard roll with butter for breakfast. You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven. You've eaten at a diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 am. Whenever you park, there's a Camaro within three spots of you. You remember that the "Two Guys" were from Harrison. You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery. At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen, and you know what town Jon Bon Jovi is from. You know what a "jug handle" is. You know that a WaWa is a convenience store. You know that the state isn't all farmland. You know that there are no "beaches" in new Jersey - there's "
You Know What Sucks
my roomie doesn't like david and he doesn't like her. god At least thats how i think it goes I think she took his cigarettes... BLAH that pissed me off, but w/e...I bought him more. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrr
You Know Who You Are
The rain is coming down, the thunder is loud, and the sky is bright from all the lighting. However, I stand here alone. The rain is hitting me soft, wet, and cold and I stand looking up into the sky. I stand here wonder what it would be like to have you with me. Waking every morning with you beside me and going to sleep at night with you next to me. Listening to you talk about your day, what you did, how work was, and most of all how much you love me. But, before that can happen, a step must be made. You must first realize that I am the one you want. The one you can't live with but, yet can't live without. You get scared and turn away. But, I stand my ground because I know you and what you are..My Best Friend. The one that I have been looking and waiting for. So I will wait for you. For you to realize that I am what you want and need in your life. You are the brightest star in the night, the warmth from the sun, the fullness of the moon, and the love that everyone dreams of. You
You Know What's Awesome?
The feeling of having almost no body hair. That's freakin' awesome. My wife got me started on this whole shaving thing, and I'm hooked. Hair sucks. Plus, with a shaved head and no goatee, I look a bit androgynous. It's really great for me.
You Know This Shit Pisses Me Off
hello. i do rating for people to help them level up.. all i ask if u do rate my shit please leave a comment on my profile... so that i know u helped me... but the main reason for this blog is that i do shit for people and all i ask is if they return the favor back ... so here's whats gonna happen im not rating anyones shit unless they rate mine first ..i dont mind rating just return the love back.. im really not like this but im just a little mad abt that ... so now im all good thanks to this Blog...So come on ppl become a fan of mine or friend .. cuz u can never had too many frinds here on LC or CT whatever the hell u wanna call it now ... hope to hear from ya soon.... Beno0420@ CherryTAP
You Know You Grew Up In The 80's If...
YOU KNOW YOU GREW UP IN THE 1980'S IF... You ever ended your sentence with "psych" You solved the Rubics cube.....by peeling off the stickers You watched the pound puppies You can sing the rap to "the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own. You owned those little Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls You know that 'Whoa' comes from Joey on "Blossom" Three words: M.C. Hammer You thought it would be great to have a friend named, "Boner" You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales" If you played the chipmunks Christmas album all year long! Remember reading Kool-Aid man comics You ever watched Fraggle Rock You had plastic streamers on the handle bars of your bike You remember When it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons You wore a pony tail to the side of your head You saw the origin
You Know Who You Are!!!
WHY SEND ME A EMAIL TO JOIN SOMETHING THEN AFTER SEEING ME MAKE NEW FRIENDS DROP ME FROM FROM YOUR FRIENDS LIST AND THEN BLOCK ME FROM SENDING ANYTHING TO YOU WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THAT? SOME FRIEND!! I' SORRRY YOU CAN'T HANDLE SEEING PEOPLE GIVING ME COMMENTS AND ACTUALLY MAKING NICE COMMENTS TO ME IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO SEE THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER ASKED ME TO JOIN!! DON'T WORRY I AM NOT GOING TO BE AS IMMATURE AS TO BLOCK YOU..I WANT YOU TO BE ABLE TO LOOK AS MUCH AS YOU WANT!
You Know You Are Living In 2006 When...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have email addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward
You Know Your Spanish When.... Lol
You know your spanish when.... You put your clean pots in the oven for storage Your mother keeps a can full of recycled cooking oil on or near the stove Your relatives take photos and videos at a wake. You have to say "bendicion" to your grandmother / mother / aunts when you come in and before you leave Your grandma's couch is covered in plastic even though it's older than you You call all cereal "con flay" You call any sneaker "tenis" You can't leave a party without taking home a plate of food Your grandma makes you put on slippers because walking around barefooted will make you get sick You need that piece of cake before you leave the party You found out about a Saturday party on Wednesday "La Correa" or "La Chancla" were used to discipline you You have those huge wooden spoons on the wall The biggest pot in the house is burned from all the rice cooked in it You blast the music at 8am to clean the house on a Saturday The whole fami
You Know What?
It is sad how long it takes me to admit to myself things that I am aware of. I try to convince myself that my feelings are wrong. They never are. ... was gonna say more. but I don't want to say anything that can be used against me in the next few days
You Know You're An Aging Witch When...
You know your an aging witch when... The ritual feast is puréed. Last Beltaine the coven decided it would be nice to go out to dinner to celebrate. The last time you tried to do a spiral dance your oxygen feeds got tangled. Viagra is kept in the coven supplies. The maiden of the coven is a grandmother. The ritual room is outfitted with defibrillators. The coveners drive their RV's to Scottsdale for Mabon. When you are at a festival you go to bed at sunset. It takes the whole coven to move the cauldron. The high priest still has a vendetta going against Richard Nixon. You find yourself using your pendulum over the stock pages in the newspaper. You tell an initiate that in your day you had to slog through 5' of snow uphill both ways when you did a Yule ritual. You drop your teeth in the ritual cup. At Samhain you see more of your coveners in the Wild Hunt than you do in circle. You put your athame in the chalice
You Know You've Thought This...lol
ok, I'm sick, and a bad case of lack of sleep did this to my brain!__this poem that just popped out is beyond me..HAHHA!! But I'm bold enough to share this little treat anyhow..cause ya'll love me anyways. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Now he lays me down for sex I pray the Lord my Butt will flex If I should cum before he does I pray the lord he'll soon be done AMEN! TADA!! That's all folks...
You Know You Grew Up In The 80's If..
You Know You Grew Up In The 80's if: 1. You can sing the rap to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and can do the Carlton 2. Girls wore biker shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly sexy. 3. Two words: Hammer Pants 4. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock" 5. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars... and spokey-dokes or playing cards on your spokes for that incredible sound effect 6. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales" (Woo ooh!) 7. It was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. 8. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head. 9. You saw the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the big screen..and still know the turtles names. 10. You played the game "MASH"(Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House) 11. You wore stonewashed Jordache jean jackets and were proud of it. 12. L.A. Gear....need I say more? 13
You Know What...
I'm really sick n tired of seein' these goddamn holiday bulletins. I mean yes I know Christmas is comin' up. But damn people. I had the most depressing Thanksgivin' of all. Since we didn't have it yesterday cuz mom had to work, I was home alone. My own lil sis didn't even bother to say Happy Thanksgivin' to me. I didn't even see her at all yesterday. But I did manage to get out to go the movies with Alicia, to see Happy Feet. And since its gettin' closer to Christmas, I have a feelin' that I'm gonna be home alone on that day as well. Sometimes I wish I never came back to IL. I wish I could of stayed over in Hillsboro, OR. Where I knew I always had someone at home with me. And if they all had to work, I knew I was gonna be home by myself jus for a couple of hours or so. But then again, I was happy cuz I was there with my Trevor.
You Know You're A Mummy And Not A Mami Anymore When....
1. You trip over skateboards and scooters instead of empty booze bottles on your way to the toilet in the middle of the night. 2. The only people you share a shower with these days are the yellow Power Ranger figurine or the latest McDonald's happy meal toy. 3. All the stains on the sofa come from sticky little fingers and clumsy toddler hands rather than from late night sexcapades. 4. The only hard thing poking you in the back at 5am is your son's beloved copy of "The Hungry Little Caterpillar", which you must then read - complete with actions and character faces until "Bear in the Big Blue House" comes on Nick Jr at 7am. 5. You spend more time rubbing calamine lotion onto chicken pox spots and dabbing betadine onto skinned knees than you do rubbing coconut oil onto able-bodied young men. 6. The term 'big boy' is no longer as sexy as it used to be - Old Days: "...come here big boy..." Nowadays: "You clever big boy - you did a wee wee on the loo!!" 7. 'Doctors
You Know You Are Addicted To The Internet When..
“You Know You Are Addicted To The Internet When...” You actually wore a blue ribbon to protest the Communications Decency Act. You kiss your girlfriend's home page. Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom. Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them. You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search. You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines. You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular modem and a laptop. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap... and your child in the overhead compartment. All your daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: 28.8...ISDN...cable modem...T1...T3. And even your night dreams are in HTML. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one. You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't
“you Know When You Have Had Too Much Coffee When”.
“You Know When You Have Had Too Much Coffee When”. You answer the door before people knock. You ski uphill. You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and You don't even work there. You can jump-start your car without cables. You don't need a hammer to pound nails. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee. You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them. People get dizzy just watching you. Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug. You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore. You help your dog chase its tail.
“you Know You Are Addicted To The Internet When...”
“You Know You Are Addicted To The Internet When...” You actually wore a blue ribbon to protest the Communications Decency Act. You kiss your girlfriend's home page. Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom. Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them. You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search. You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines. You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular modem and a laptop. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap... and your child in the overhead compartment. All your daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: 28.8...ISDN...cable modem...T1...T3. And even your night dreams are in HTML. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one. You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't
You Know You're From Colorado If....
*It snows 5 inches and you don't expect school to be canceled. *You'll wear flip flops every day of the year, regardless of temperature. * You know it's pronounced color-A-do, not color-O-do. *You have no accent at all. *"Humid" is over 25%. *Your sense of direction is: West is toward the mountains, east is away from the mountains,north is mountains to the left, south is mountains to the right. *You say "the interstate" and everybody knows which one. *You think that May is a totally normal month for a blizzard. *You grew up planning your Halloween costumes around your coat. *You don't think Coors beer is that big a deal. *You went to Casa Bonita as a child. *You bought your car from John Elway. *You were tear gassed at college and you can't even remember why....something about football... *You've gone off-roading in a vehicle that was never intended for such activities. *You always know the elevation of where you are. *You wake up to a bea
You Know You Got...
You know you have gotten a good gift when you know they will love it and you get just as excited. My oldest daughter will be 9 on December 23. She watches the Disney channel every day. On there there is a disney channel movie called the cheetah girls. She loves the movies. Well they are coming to Memphis on the 5th. I didn't know about it till today. and all the good seats are sold out. I ended up getting ok seats. We will be on the side of the stage not to far back. I know that she will just die no matter where the seats are. She will prolly scream for about 5 minutes when I give them to her. Bonus is that I get to take her to her first concert! I am just really glad I could get the tickets for her. I just wish I had the money for her to take a friend, but to close to christmas and her birthday and her sister's birthday is on the 30th. lol. But she will have a good time with her mom. Yay me!
You Know You Have Been In Iraq Too Long When. ...
* When mortars land near your compound and you roll over in bed and think "still way off, I got another 5 minutes" * When you start humming with the Arabic song playing on the radio on the shuttle bus * Every woman that reports to your unit starts looking attractive * Every guy that reports to your unit starts looking attractive * You walk an extra 6 blocks to eat at the KBR (contractor run) dining facility to have the exact same food they are serving in your dining facility because you think it tastes better * You actually volunteer for convoy security duty because you still haven't seen the country yet * You start picturing your wife in traditional Arab dress * The contractors have more fire power than the military combat units. (This is true) * You take the time to add your lines to this list * You've spent $200 dollars at Haji mart on DVDs buying Basic Instinct, 9 and ½ weeks, and Body of Evidence just for the sex scene
You Know Your In Ems If
You know your in EMS if: > > 1) You have the bladder capacity of five people. > > 2) You have ever restrained someone and it was not a sexual experience. > > 3) You believe that 50% of people are a waste of good air. (Aka "Lealman" or "Gulfport") > > 4) Your idea of a good time is a shooting or a car crash (Rollover). > > 5) You put your finger on the emergency button on your radio when anyone seems friendly towards you. > > 6) You believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac and birth control pills. > > 7) You disbelieve 90% what you hear and 75% what you see. > > 8) You have your weekends off planned for a year. > > 9) You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce. > > 10) You refer to your favorite restaurant by the intersection at which it's located. > > 11) You have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled: "Suicide...getting it right the first time." > > 12) You ever had to put the phone on hold before you b
You Know Your A Firefighter When...
You Know Your a Firefighter When... 1. You refer to a car fire as a car-beque. 2. You think Backdraft is a comedy, and wish every fire had no smoke. 3. Every vehicle in your familys fleet have fire dept. stickers on them. 4. You're away from home and get pissed watching other cars ignore an apparatus going code 3. 5. Youve ever made a campfire and told everyone, Trust me, I work with fire everyday; Ill get it to light. 6. You refer to "stupid people" as "job security". 7. You drive down a major highway and you can recite what type (make and model) of car hit what tree. 8. You hear about a fire on the news and no matter how far away it is you hope that the department working the fire calls your department to come and help out. 9. You leave your house to drive 30 minutes to another town just because they have a working fire just so you can say, "Yeah, I was there." 10. You get upset when your pager doesn't go off when someone is making you do something you don't want to do.
You Know You Are Living In 2006 When...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forw
You Know You've Been Bad When.....
You Know I Was Thinking
I kind of feel bad for the people who post these mums, because we just sort of take over their alert box.
You Know My Name...
You know my name... the one that sits both in the back of your mind... and in your heart.. the name you think of when all is quiet or when all is hectic. You know my name... the one that pops up at the wrong time making you wonder "what if" You think of what was... and question what could be if only you weren't afraid but there I am in your thoughts.. You know my name... I make you smile and laugh and even shed a tear now and then You know my name... but do you even know me at all?? thought you know me more than anyone Who am I? What am I thinking now?? I'm the one name that you thought of as you read this. If I'm on your mind already... maybe it's because thats where I'm supposed to be... You know my name...
You Know You're From Louisiana When...
I'm not saying anything bad...the title could have been you know you're from Alabama....lol...I actually had some of the Mardi Gras things happen last year! ************** 1. Your sunglasses fog up when you step outside. 2. You reinforce your attic to store Mardi Gras beads. 3. You save newspapers, not for recycling but for tablecloths at crawfish boils. 4. When you give directions you use "lakeside and riverside" not north and south. 5. Your ancestors are buried above the ground. 6. You get on a green trolley car to go to the park and a red one to the French Quarter. 7. You take a bite of five-alarm chili and reach for the Tabasco. 8. Every once in a while, you have waterfront property. 9. You sit down to eat boiled crawfish and your host says, "Don't eat the dead ones" and you know what he means. 10. You don't learn until high school that Mardi Gras is not a national holiday. 11. You push little old ladies out of the way to catch Mardi Gras beads.
You Know Your From Guam When.....
YOU KNOW YOURE A CHAMORRU WHEN: 1. You roll your long sleeve shirt up and call it formal; 2. You use SPAM as a main course; 3. You wear a T-shirt over your swimsuit to go swimming at the beach; 4. You’re swimming and you get out of the water because its raining; 5. You set aside a box of envelopes for “chenchuli only”; 6. You arrive at church after the offertory is done; 7. You include your chenchuli as a tax deduction; 8. You can fit your family of (5) into the front of your pickup; 9. You wear a baht chain while standing in a food-stamp line; 10. The waitress at Shirley’s says “The Usual today?”; 11. You eat spaghetti with rice; 12. You invest in (4) different raffle ticket drawings; 13. You use your whole paycheck for a “small” family barbecue; 14. You have (21) seven-day bracelets; 15. You have beer available at a kid’s birthday party; 16. You use weed eater to M
You Know You`re From Louisiana When...
The crawdad mounds in your front yard have over taken the grass. You greet people with "Howzyamomma`an`dem?" and hear back "Dey fine!" Every so often, you have waterfront property. When giving directions you use words like "uptown," "downtown," "backatown," "riverside," "lakeside," "other side of the bayou" or "other side of the levee." When you refer to a geographical location "way up North," you are referring to places like Shreveport, Little Rock or Memphis, "where it gets real cold." You`ve ever had Community Coffee. You can pronounce Tchoupitoulas but can`t spell it. You don`t worry when you see ships riding higher in the river than the top of your house. You judge a po-boy by the number of napkins used. The waitress at your local sandwich shop tells you a fried oyster po-boy "dressed" is healthier than aCaesar salad. You can eat Popeye`s, Haydel`s and Zapp`s for lunch and wa*bleep* down with Barq`s and several Abitas, without losing it all on your s
You Know Your From Southern California When
You know you're from Southern California when... 1) Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income. 2) You drive next to a Rolls Royce and don't notice. 3) You don't know anyone's phone number unless you check your cell phone. 4) You speak Spanish, but you're not Mexican. 5) You begin to "lie" to your friends about how close you are when you know damn well that it'll take you at least an hour to get there (see below). 6) Getting anywhere from point A to point B, no matter what the distance, takes about "twenty minutes" 7) You drive to your neighborhood block party. 8) In the "winter", you can go to the beach and ski at Big Bear on the same day or mow your lawn in your shorts on New Years Day, and maybe sunburn. 9) You eat a different ethnic food for every meal. 10) If your destination is more than 5 minutes away on foot, you're definitely driving. 11) Calling your neighbors requires knowing their area code. 12) You know what "In-'N
You Know You’re A Biker When:
YOU KNOW YOU’RE A BIKER WHEN: - Your best friends are named after animals. - Your best shoes have steel toes. - You have motorcycle parts in the dishwasher. - Your idea of jewelry is chains and barbwire. - You can tell what kind of bugs they are by the taste of them. - You ever bought saddlebags so you can carry more beer. - You’re only sunburned on the back of your hands. - You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet. - Any day you ride is a good day. - Your other vehicle is a truck with motorcycle ramps in it. - Your three piece suit is Chaps, Leather Vests & a Leather Jacket. - Your kids learn to ride on the back of your bike before they can walk. - Your garage has more square footage than your house. - Your coffee table collapses from the weight of motorcycle magazines - You throw a party and more bikes show up than cars. - Any one of your bikes is worth more than your car. - You carry around a crushed beer can in the case of soft tar when you park the bike.
You Know You've Watched Too Many Zombie Movies When...
You know you've watched too many zombie movies when... by Zombie Chick & Demon Dave Cemeteries just don't receive the same amount of respect from you as they used to. You want to wear you body armor to work, but your boss won't let you. You have counted the number of interior doors in your house vs. the number of windows. You have memorized the shortest route to every gun store in town. You have enough arms & ammo to supply a small country. You have an 8' reinforced chain-link perimeter fence (topped with razor wire) installed around your cozy 3-bedroom suburban home. (Much to the displeasure of your neighbors.) You try to scare your cat by shambling around with outstretched arms while groaning horribly. The kids won't trick or treat at your house any more. You never look at your local mall the same again. You buy yourself a chainsaw - and you live in an apartment... You get a job at the local mall just to learn where all the access tunnels are.
You Know You Are From Nj When...
You know you're from Jersey when . . . You don't think of fruit when people mention "The Oranges." You know that it's called Great Adventure, not Six Flags. A good, quick breakfast is a hard roll with butter. You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven. You've eaten at a diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 A.M. You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery. At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen, and you know the town Jon Bon Jovi is from. You know what a "jug handle" is. You know that WaWa is a convenience store. You know that the state isn't all farmland. You know that there are no "beaches" in New Jersey--there's the shore--and you don't go "to the shore," you go "down the shore." And when you are there, you're not "at the shore"; you are "down the shore." You know how to properly negotiate a circle. You knew that the last sentence had to do with driving. You know that
You Know You're A Ghost Hunter If...
You have more photos of ghosts than you do of family photos. You hang out on a ghost message board more then any other place on the net You talk to an empty room. You know you're a ghost hunter when your car has a bumper sticker that reads: I'd Rather Be Ghost hunting! You are more afraid of the living than you are of the dead You're the only one in the photo shop who gets excited over "bad" pictures Your coolest ghost photo is framed and hanging in the hallway with your family photos 99.99% of your bookmarks on the internet are ghost related. You invite friends over to watch home movies and they see your last three investigations. (Film of an empty room for 3 hours.) Your company stops and stares at the Sony Night cam aimed at the bed in the spare bedroom and you have to tell them it isn't what they think it is. You apologize to the ghost for getting scared because you thought it was a human. You sit at your computer and look at the
You Know Who You Are
Short and sweet. Girl, don't go away mad... Girl, just GO AWAY! Laughing all the way, KTM
You Know Who You Are
i see you in the doorway standing so beautifully i never knew what to say i never knew what to do you haunted me eternally hiding every mistake i made making me feel so infernally i could never do right by you you would stare at me with your ice eyes every moment a death would occur never telling me when its my turn to die hiding myself from yoursoulfull gaze what do you want from me what is it i hide what is it that you see that makes you stare so hard all i wish is you would hide from me making it so i could never see the day that i would die for this i wish youd lie hide from me my dear love hide from me your dead gaze hide me away from my future and all those lonely days
'you Know What Barry Whites Penis Looks Like?'
so again, and it being new years... i'm pretty hammered... so dont mind the typo's...peabodys tonight was kinda a small turnout... but still fun was had by those that attended minus the random creepy guys trying to mack on sinmora or my friend for the night... hooray for the "everyone gets laid" parties heh... anyway... met Seth from Wmms and he's a fan of Sinmora and porn... so it works out that he ended up meeting here when she was hammered... we swapped cel #s and he put an ad for chaoschicks on the air so im really confused/suprised all in one shot heh....anyway weve been drinking way too much free alcohol tonight... and as sinmora's a cheap date... this is the result of said drinking as sinmora is face down on my floor as we speak... she just has some kind of fascination with humping that monkey...and the title of said blog... was from her as I had my barry white voice in full effect and drunkenly calling random strangers whos number I didn't know on my, or friends cel phones heh.
You Know You Grew Up In The 80's If...
You Know You Grew Up In The 80's If... 1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE". 2. You watched the Pound Puppies. 3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Belair " ...and can do the "Carlton". 4. Girls wore biker shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly sexy. 5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own. 6. You owned those lil' Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls. 7. You know that "WOAH " comes from Joey on Blossom. 8. Two words: Hammer Pants. 9. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock ". 10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars... and "spokey-dokes" or playing cards on your spokes for that incredible sound effect. 11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales". (Woo ooh!) 12. When it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. 13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head. 14. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant N
You Know Ur Gonna Read It..jus Do It!
I HAVE BEEN VERY LAX IN MY PRIVELGE OF BEING YOUR FRIEND...BUT THINGS ARE GETTING BETTER AND I FEEL THE NEED TO SAY.....THANX FOR BEING MY FRIEND!
You Know You're A Volunteer When..
You know you're a volunteer when.. You've woken up thinking your pager went off and as you look at it..., it does. You lay out your clothes from that day so if there is a call at night you can find them quickly. You carry enough in your car to extinguish a minor blaze. You spend a great deal of time explaining to your friends what it means to be a volunteer- "Yes, I'm ALWAYS on duty. No, I'm not kidding!" You can hear that the siren will go off even before your dog does. The microwave goes off and you're already out of the house thinking it was your pager... when you realize the popcorn is done. Your love ones has learned to duck and take cover when they hear the pager go off for fear of being run down. Your love ones plays the TONES just to get your attention!! You leave your spouse with a full cart of groceries, in the checkout line of the grocery store to go to a structure fire with no money or credit cards. You have ever run out of the diner
You Know You Grew Up In The 80's If...
lifted from my mail, I know not very original but gotta start somewhere 1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE". 2. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Belair "...and can do the "Carlton". 3. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own. 4. "WOAH " comes from Joey on Blossom. 5. Two words: Hammer Pants. 6. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock ". 7. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales ". 8. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles " on the big screen... and still know the turtles names. 9. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. 10. L.A. Gear... need I say more. 11. You wanted to be a Goonie. 12. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf. 13. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets. 14. You still get the urge to say "NOT "
You Know You Grew Up In The 80s If....
You Know You Grew Up In The 80's If... 1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE". 2. You watched the Pound Puppies. 3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Belair " ...and can do the "Carlton". 4. Girls wore biker shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly sexy. 5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own. 6. You owned those lil' Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls. 7. You know that "WOAH " comes from Joey on Blossom. 8. Two words: Hammer Pants. 9. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock ". 10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars... and "spokey-dokes" or playing cards on your spokes for that incredible sound effect. 11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales". (Woo ooh!) 12. When it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. 13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head. 14. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant N
You Know You're From Canada When...
You Know You're From Canada When... You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk." You understand the phrase, "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield." You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars. You drink pop, not soda. You know what a Mickey and 2-4 mean. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway. You drive on a highway, not a freeway. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion and many more are Canadians. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian! You know what a touque is. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced
You Know You're From Ontario When...
You Know You're From Ontario When... "Vacation" means going to Barrie for the weekend. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. You use a down comforter in the summer. You think of the major food groups as deer meat, fish, and berries. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the Canadian Tire store at any given time. Your provincial capital calls in the army to help clean up after a snow storm. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump You, and you, alone decide who will win the federal election You're in the only province with hard-core American-style crime MuchMusic's Speaker's Corner - rant and rave on national TV for a dollar Baseball fans park on your front lawn and pee on the side of your house You know there's no such thing as an Ontario Seperatist Your grandparents sold booze to the States during Prohibition Lots of tourists come to Toronto be
You Know You're From Toronto When...
You Know You're From Toronto When... A really great parking spot can move you to tears. You can recommend about 3 good body piercing parlours. You make well over $100,000 and you still can't find a nice place to live. You realize there are far more rainbow flags in the city than Canadian Flags. When the temperature rises above zero degrees, you yell "Woohooo! Patio weather!" You enjoy watching channel 47 multicultural TV You're guaranteed to know at least one person on every episode of Speaker's Corner. You haven't been to the CN Tower since you were six, but still have nightmares about that damn turbo elevator. You've had at least 3 bicycles stolen in the past 10 years. You've partied with at least one of the members of The Kids in the Hall You've fantasized about having sex in Casa Loma At least 3 of your friends have moved to Vancouver You turn your nose up at any establishment frequented by the S&M crowd. (Scarborough and Mississauga) You
You Know You're A Redneck When...
You Know You're A Redneck When... The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People." You think Genitalia is an Italian airline. You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean. Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, y'all watch this!" Your Junior / Senior prom had a daycare. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it. Ya' can't git married to y
You Know How People Say Life Is Great
life is just worry place on earth life is just some thing that comes when you live a earth with people you don't even know and if they only know what life is aLL about but hey life is only one time thing well life is something that happens along with time life is short and it is all you got to live for right now some people think life is something thT IS JUST LIFE WELL LIFE IS ONLY LIFE IT'S SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO LIVE WITH EVERY DAY OF YOUR LIFE WELL AS YOU MUST KNOW I HATE MY LIFE AND I REALLY DON'T CARE ABOUT IT OR HOW IT TURNS OUT BUT HEY LIFE TO ME JUST KICK ME IN THE BUTT
You Know You Are Living In 2007 When....
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when.... 1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 4. You email the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have email addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry out the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :} 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13.
You Know You Are Living In 2007 When...
1. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touc h with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 12. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. 13. You are too busy to notice the
You Know You're From Wisconsin When.....
You can taste a difference in cheese made somewhere else You own at least one tie with a or peice of jewelry with a Green Bay Packer theme You can find and pronounce : Eau Claire, Oconomowoc, Menomonee Falls, Waukesha, and La Crosse, Fond du Lac. You can correctly spell Milwaukee. You know what "bubbler" means. At least one of your family members works / worked in a cheese factory. A holstein cow outside of Wisconsin makes you miss home. You can taste the difference between apples grown up north and the ones that you can buy in the south. When talking about the Green Bay Packers you refer to them as "we". When the weather hits 0 degrees you decide that maybe it's time to get out a jacket instead of a sweatshirt. The family gets together every week for fish fry at the local pub. You know what a brat is, and they're at every outdoor event that your family has ever had. You know how to make a very good sled out of normal household items. Your love y
You Know What Today Is
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You Know You're From Long Island When....
Flip-flops are normal, even in January. You know exactly what they mean when they say "Don't change at Jamaica." You know that The Drift Inn and Neptunes are in the same building, but you also know that they are NOTHING alike. Screw the SAT, you know the exact pronuncuation of Islip, Wantagh, Commack, Mattituck, Shinnecock, Quogue, Ronkonkoma, Hauppauge, Mineola, Islandia, Massapequa, and Patchogue. You and your friends are going to the beach, but the word beach never comes up in the conversation. Instead, it sounds something like this..."Well, we could go to Jones, but Robert Moses is closer, the North Shore is too rocky...whatever lets go to the Hamptons." You have no idea what jimmies are, or why someone would want to put them on their ice cream You have never used "wicked" as an adjective You know that Americana Manhasset is NOT a type of coffee You know that it's possible to take Jericho all the way to queens...but you would never EVER do it Para
You Know You Grew Up In The 80's
You owned one of those Snoopy Snow Cone machines. You collected jelly bracelets, stickers (oily, sparkly, fuzzy, & scratch 'n' sniff being the best), & Pound Puppies. Anyone who didn't probably gagged you with a spoon. Although you sang Karma-Chameleon with him, you had a nick-name, something like "Girl George," for Culture Club's lead singer. You still think of him as Prince & you really wanted a Raspberry Beret, even though you weren't exactly sure what one was. You remember when Nerds, Now N Laters, & Blow Pops could be traded for just about anything the other kid had. Or, you could always earn money by starting your own "Babysitter's Club" just like in the books. Garbage Pail kids were cute to you. Your Cabbage Patch Kid had more clothes than your Barbie, & you & it had at least 1 matching outfit. Teen-Beat, Tiger-Beat, & Alyssa Milano were your main sources for fashion advice & bedroom decoration. Kids Incorporated, Silver Spoons, Growing Pa
You Know Your In Love When....
You know your in love when You know your in love when the hardest thing to say is good bye You know your in love when you think about him breaking your heart and all you can is cry You know your in love when you melt with his every smile You know your in love when he makes life all the more worth while You know your in love when all you do is think of him You know your in love when you always feel as if your hanging on a limb You know your in love when all you wonder is does he love me too You know your in love when they ask if you truely love him and the answer is I DO You know your in love when you want to share with him your hopes, dreams, and fears You know your in love when he leaves you always cry more tears You know your in love when you don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream You know your in love when he does something sweet it's almost like on the television screen You know your in love when you read this poe
You Know Who You Are........
Tonight I went out to the bar with my best friend and got a little toasted. As a matter of fact I am just a little loaded right now. I just got dropped off here at home. I felt the immense need to get on here and just spill my guts. I have loved someone for such o long time, someone that I know I can only have with restrictions. This person is the most beautiful person I have ever known. When I look into this persons eyes I see the world. I see love, friendship, companionship, honesty, trust, sincereity (excuse the spelling I told you I have been drinking), kindness, softness, and just mind altering warmth. I see the person that makes me always feel like I can do no wrong when I am around them. My entire heart and soul is in love with this individual. This person thinks they know how much I love them but I don't show it all because I know a future for us isn't to be. I respect this person so much that I would never ever over step the bounderies that I know is there in this persons h
You Know You Love Me!
Hey Ya'll Yea thats right im back sorry i havent been here ive missd you all! how bout some help to get me to the next level i need like a lil over 3,000 some love would be good specially after this fuckd up week! ♥ Babi B.
You Know You're From Texas...
You know you're from TEXAS... This is GREAT!!!!! *You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Ennis, Waxahachie, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, San Antonio, Waco, and Amarillo. *A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel. *You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. *You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade. *You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent. ****You measure distance in minutes. * *Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions. *You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit. *You know cowpies are not made of beef. *Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date. *You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist. *You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store.
You Know You're From Texas...
You know you're from TEXAS... This is GREAT!!!!! *You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Ennis, Waxahachie, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, San Antonio, Waco, and Amarillo. *A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel. *You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. *You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade. *You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent. ****You measure distance in minutes. * *Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions. *You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit. *You know cowpies are not made of beef. *Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date. *You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist. *You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store.
You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church If....
"Redneck Church" You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... people ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em. You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... when the pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," five guys and two women stand up. ( my grandmothers name is BUBBA!!!!!!!!) You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday. You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... a member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of." (Love it!) You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... the choir is known as the "OK Chorale". You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... in a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven last names in the church directory. (Must be in Kentucky) You Know Your Churc
You Know Youre From Texas When
You know you're from TEXAS... This is GREAT!!!!! *You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Ennis, Waxahachie, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, San Antonio, Waco, and Amarillo. *A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel. *You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. *You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade. *You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent. ****You measure distance in minutes. * *Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions. *You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit. *You know cowpies are not made of beef. *Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date. *You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist. *You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store.
You Know You're From Texas...
You know you're from TEXAS... This is GREAT!!!!! *You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Ennis, Waxahachie, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, San Antonio, Waco, and Amarillo. *A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel. *You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. *You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade. *You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent. ****You measure distance in minutes. * *Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions. *You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit. *You know cowpies are not made of beef. *Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date. *You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist. *You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store.
You Know Your In A Small Town When:
-THE RESTURANT CLOSES AT LUNCH SO THE WAITRESS CAN GO HOME AND EAT. -THE MAYOR'S NICKNAME IS "GREASY DICK" AND BESIDES APPEARING ON THE BALLOT, IT ALSO APPEARS ON HIS DRIVER'S LICENSE. -THE FASHION BOUTIQUE/POST OFFICE IS LOCATED IN ONE CORNER OF THE HARDWARE STORE BETWEEN THE USE MILKING MACHINES AND THE PAY TOILET. -THE POLICE STATION IS CLOSED EVENINGS AND WEEKENDS, BUT THEY LEAVE LIT THE SIGN THAT GIVES THE TIME AND TEMPERATURE. -THE MEWSPAPER PRINTS THE CROSSWORD PUZZLE ON THE FRONT PAGE ABOVE THE FOLD, AND PRINTS THE ANSWERS JUST BELOW. -THE ZIP CODE HAS THREE DIGITS AND FEATURES A DECIMAL POINT. -THE NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS CHAPTER HAS ONLY ONE MEMBER, AND HE'S STRUNG OUT ON RANCH DRESSING.
You { Kalvin Jones }
Thoughts of you cross my mind Every second that we’re apart I know that you’re the one for me I knew it from the start I dream about your smile In the midst of a busy day And thank my lucky stars For sending you my way My days are so much brighter Since you came into my life I see a world of beauty Each time I look into your eyes You bring out the best in me You keep me standing tall I’ve never been this happy Till you freed my heart and soul I think you are amazing The best there ever could be With no doubt I can tell That you’re the only one for me Everything you’ve done for me I can never ever forget Any second that I have spent with you I will never regret You gave me a reason To have faith in the Lord above And I’ll be forever grateful For you and your precious love.. Don't let doubts lose the magic of love, because it's not everyday you meet someone who has the magic to let you fall in love! I was afraid of love, I thought love took time, like a fi

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