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ParadoxiMoxie's blog: "what the ass"

created on 01/18/2007  |  http://fubar.com/what-the-ass/b45927

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having a cockroach the size of texas run in your front door while you're carrying bags of stuff...basically...sux. *nod* having your oldest kid kill it so that you dont have to as it runs into toddler legos is hilarity. *nod* so bloody tired. bought too much stuff today...on a whim but whatever *pauses to kill a moth* this apt is just insect infested...and quite disgusting...tho i find it interesting in a way...considering i just cleaned the ever lovin shit out of it. bleached the sinks, toilets, tubs, floors swept n vacuumed the carpets...and still... and theres no food lying around anywhere cuz we're not eating here...theres not much of anything lying around cuz most of our stuff is packed... *watches a mosquito float by* i suppose if all the damn automatic sprinklers werent broken and they didnt shoot straight up in the air leaving monstrous puddles...than perhaps this wouldnt be a mosquito breeding ground alas...such is not the case. i bought movies. cuz i couldnt resist. mostly out of annoyance. i really wanted season 2 of the 4400...but its either not available or sold out...n i cant buy season 3 and THEN season 2 cuz otherwise i'll wind up confused...so i said fuckit n bought season 2 of dead like me...cuz i dig it. and it was on sale...and me n sales...well yeah. i heart my new jewelry box. not that i wear jewelry or have need for a box not that i have lots of jewelry i dont wear to put in it... simply cuz its hand painted imported chinese with authentic writing on the inside...including the drawers. it cost a pretty penny too...but i dun think ive ever bought myself something extravegant with my own money...uhm ever...so i think i was due. i should take a picture of it to show to mah chickadee...cuz yeah. i should be sleeping...but its my first moment of quiet time today...cuz i did Meems kinda sorta party thing...complete with presents n those horrible frosted cupcakes with rings stuck on the top...but she had a good time... she has this...lil kid boyfriend...and they're hilarious...they went bike riding yesterday cuz i lent him my 12 speed...and they took FOREVER coming back...so Sheri n i went lookin for 'em n wound up talking for like an hour or so as they came riding past...n we notice that her kids pants er shorts are all wet at the bottom...so we inquire...they say something about walking or riding thru grass...n we're all her shorts arent wet...n he goes...'she wasnt on her knees!'...n ya...we bout died...but the hilarity in that...is that they still have that child-like innocence...and hadnt the SLIGHTEST idea...why we were cracking up...which is a GOOD thing *whew* so yeah...i still dunno what mah chickadee is talkin bout in regard to the free points while online thing...still have yet to see it...but whatever...its not that important in the grand scheme of things. yesterday was text day off... today is quick text day... tomorrow is regular full swing.. its still...slightly disconcerting that i know these things...but whatever...it is what it is...whatever it is. and on that note...i bid you adieu
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