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Vampire
I am the darkness you are afraid of. I run in the night searching for my next victim. Kissing your neck is what you need to protect. One bite and your mine.   Blood dripping, I lick it slowly. Taking in every drop of your young essence. Virgins I do prefer because they are so young and pure. But if I can find the faint at heart. That will help find my new start.   I sleep forever in the day. Because At night I can find my way. Sunlight kills me. Garlic makes me run.
Vampires Everywhere! Bwah Ha Ha
OMG! I don't know which is more hysterical. This group/video: Vampires Everywhere! from Scott Hansen on Vimeo. Or the comments about the group/video. You decide! :) "Whoever said this was a good idea deserves many punches in the dick. Seriously, this is a horrible disgrace. And don't even give me any shit. This is definitely not metal." "Hahahaha WTF? Fucking trend hopping Twilight ass fake metal. Does anyone seriously like shit like this? (I mean besides chubby teenage bedroom goths)" "So...is their name supposed to be a SHOUTOUT to Vampires everywhere? Or, to warn us that Vampires are everywhere? I hope it's the latter...so the vampires will kill them. lol" "I guess if a man lives long enough, he gets to see just about everything. There are so many instabilities with this audio doo doo ooze, I don't know where to begin. First it starts with the Hot Topic Mall Hair (real original, mamma's boys), then I click the video, just to torture myself. I hear the sta
A Vampires Dream
She is silent, Standing ther staring at him Shadows fill the hollow room He walks softly to her His eyes dead, as he looks into hers A shiver takes over her body "Are you afraid" he whispers Softly she shakes her had NO! He pulls her into his arms Pushes her hair back and slowly sinks his fangs into her neck Her body begins to tremble as blood drips from her His poision consumes her He lays her gently down upon the bed as he drinks from her Her eyes close as her sould begins to die Her blood now cursed with an eternity of life Living as a creature most feared But in a beautiful world of no pain
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The Vampire
The VampireYear written: 1858    I found a corpse, with glittering hair,    Of a woman whose face, tho' dead,    The white death in it had left still fair,    Too fair for an earthly bed!    So I loosened each fold of her bright curls roll'd    From forehead to foot in a rush of red gold,    And kissed her lips till her lips were red,    And warm and light on her eyelids white    I breath'd, and pressed unto mine her breast,    Till the blue eyes oped and the breast grew warm,    And this woman, behold! arose up bold,    And lifelike lifting a wilful arm,    With steady feet from the winding sheet    Stepp'd forth to a mutter'd charm.    And now beside me, whatever betide me,    This woman is, night and day.    For she cleaves to me so, that, wherever I go    She is with me the whole of the way.    And her eyes are so bright in the dead of the night,    That they keep me awake with dread;    While my life blood pales in my veins and fails,    Because her red lips are so red    That I f
Vampire Chick
I decided to go out on Halloween for the first time ever. I'll go to a Meetup group's Halloween Party.   This is going to be my outfit - http://www.spirithalloween.com/product/ic-vampira-med-8-10/   Wig - http://www.costumecraze.com/WIG49.html   I'll be wearing my shiny flats, since I can't wear high heels. I'll also have goth makeup on. I'm really looking forward to Halloween!
Vampire Hunter
When will my public service be done. I am so tired of this hellish existence., tired of the countless centuries I have been tracking, hunting, and killing them. If I had of known, what that old man was offering that night I would have told him to take along walk on a short pier. That doesn’t matter now. This is my life, and I will deal with it for all eternity, or at least till all of those blood sucking monsters are dead. Who am I kidding. I am the only one tough enough to match even the weakest of the undead, an on ordinary man doesn’t have a snow balls chance in hell to stand up to this evil. The moon illuminates the night and I scan the open field, looking for signs of any movement. I caught the scent of wet dog about 200 miles up the road, and I tracked it all the way back here. Somewhere in this area, a beast lurking, waiting to attack anyone who crosses its path. It’s the only way the animal knows how to behave., and its not entirely its fault. It is in its nat
A Vampire's Pain
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Vampire Prince
Look at me My soul mourns Here I am   I am dying, an endless death Endless visions, haunting me   Come and take me by your hands I reach my hands to you now   Here I am In despair Endless tears I'm crying Help me to Believe you are there Through my tears I want to see you my dark vampire prince.   I'm crying I want to see you Here I am I reach my hands to you my dark vampire prince.   My soul mourns for you my heart bleeds for you I am dying with out you.   By Devilina Vampiress Princess Of Darkness (Priscilla Gamez)
Vampyress' Story
Red eyes glowing Filled with crimson tears Looking for her immortal love Fangs half elongated Red corset dress Lost in a world of loneliness Searching for that one The one to save her The one to love her for life So happy to finally find him Two children she gave birth Izabelle and Alucard are their names Then he pushes her away Silently she cries Slowly she dies She feels so sad because he left her Left her to spend eternity alone Abandoned for the rest of her life "Where'd you go, I miss you so" Is what she sings Fangs enter The soft sweet skin Of another This is her story Her story of hurt Her story of betrayal She looks for him still Still longing the painful kiss Upon her neck The kiss she once knew The kiss she longs for "My love where'd you go" Fading out of existence Fading out of immortality Fading with her young still here She looks into their eyes And decides she must be strong She must live for them now Frozen heart to all of the opposite sex Angered heart to
Vampire Love
A sexy story     Lustful Vampyr Night I am on the hunt tonight not for my hunger for blood. I am hunger for passion and lustfulment this night. I spot my prey for the evening an extremely gorgeous woman fair skinned hair as black as night and eyes or emerald green.I a spot her from across the room in a large crowd in a ballroom. I glid smoothly through the crowd on my way to introduce myself. AS I approach her I begin to grow slighty faint. I have seen gorgeous women before but no mortal woman has ever done that to me before. I introduce myself to this woman of magnificent beauty. I am Dredric and your name my lady as I kiss her hand. She looks deep into my eyes almost paralizing me with her beauty. She said my lord my name is Litith. Amost amazing name for an amazing beauty. She smiles and blushes and bows her head as if she was trying to hide something. We continue the cnversation to the wee hours of the the costume to ball. As the festives end I ask her if she would like to stay
Vampire
Give Me Your Soul Give Me your Heart I will keep them safe Give Me Your Blood Mine to taste You tilt Your head Expose Your neck I sink my fangs into You The flavor of You filling my mouth Intoxicating Me  The hunger is intense The pleasure is immense  Your blood coursing though my body  Filling me up with pure unbridled lust and heat. The sickly sweet juice of your whole being on my lips, tongue and filling my whole mouth. Savoring every drop of your essence  It's bliss. My hands wrap themselves around Your body, Holding You tight in my dark embrace. Long fingers, nails scratching at your exposed skin, digging deep. You moan and cry out in pain. Your heart slows and I stop.  I don't want to take You all in. I want You to stay with Me forever.  Inside and out. 
Vampire Roleplay
MY ROLEPLAY WORLD IS A ABOUT A FICTIONAL VAMPIRE CLAN AND THE LIFE OF ITS MEMBERS, NAMELY THE KING (BASED COMPLETELY ON ME AND FEATURING POPULAR CHARACTERS FROM TV, MOVIES, MUSIC, VIDEO GAMES, COMICS, ETC) PICKING UP AFTER RECENT EVENTS. SO IF NAMES AND STUFF SOUND FAMILIAR I DID IT ON PURPOSE. DEAL WITH IT. AND FOR ALL THE SICK PEOPLE (LIKE MYSELF *SMILES DEVILISHLY*) THERE WILL BE NSFW PARTS IN LATER CHAPTERS, SO WHEN IT COMES TO IT I WILL MARK THE SECTION AS ADULT OR M. ANYONE WHO MARKS THE ENTIRE BLOG AS NSFW GETS BLOCKED AND REPORTED. CHAPTER 1: INTRODUCTION/THE STATE OF THE FAMILY On a quiet piece of flat land somewhere in the Carolina mountains. a large stone and steel castle sits silent after the divorce its king just went through. sitting in his study, thinking of the state of the family, the king, Brian, rendered near crippled from years of strenuous battles with demons, werewolves, monsters and human enemies over the past several years ponders what could possibly be next.
Vampires
DARK O’ that night A light that never shines Bitten left there to die Tears of blood left for them to dine Burning pain Running through your veins Dark O’ that hell No sun here in your cell Changes to your skin The evil contracts from with in Cursed by the lust Blood is now your drug
Vampires What Happened?
VAMPIRES WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?   HAS TWILIGHT MADE VAMPIRES MORE ROMANTIC?  No if you look at old vampire movies vampires were basically  sex idols and romance idols anyway, twilight has made the vampire scene look more gay and stupid it has bassically taken the legend and ruined it. We all know vampires drink blood, sleep in coffins, hunt during the night, can't be near garlic, burn in the sun and acording to interview with the vampire can only be changed after they are fully grown up. Now i have seen two of the twilights if i didn't watch them my ex would of bitched at me since i watched them with her when we were together. I could not beleive hwo bad the Legend was ruined they were vegitarians, vampires are not vegitarians they drink the blood of the living that is how it goes. to turn someone into a vampireyou drain them of their blood to the last drop, then you drink the vampires blood and prepare to change, you don't just turn into one by being bitten or a vampire would be s
Vampires: Can They Still Be Cool Or Are They Over-rated?
With the many new vampire tv shows and movies, are vampires becoming has beens?   Vampires have always been my favorite monsters. Nosferatu to Bram Stokers' Dracula, vampires have been portrayed as monsters. But now there are shows like the Twilight Saga, vampires are portrayed with humanity.    I don't know about the rest of the world, but I feel that vampires should still have the fear factor. 
Vamperella
With her jaws locked tight,in a vicious feed..To satisfy her hunger,to fullfill her need...She tugs as she drinks,as her inner is filled...With eyes wild and glowing,from the hunt, from the kill...Licking her fingers, not wasting a drop...the killing continues, till the struggling stops...She raises from her prey,and straightens her back...Fixes her flowing hair, of raven black...Gently she wipes away,the remanence from her lips...Straighten's up her petty coat,pulling it down towards her hips...Walks down the alleyway,to find another led astray...She smiles and she winks, ensnaring another with her sway...   Bella Dharq
Vampire Sangria
 Ingredients:2 cups cold water2 cups red wine1 pkt. (makes 2 qt. drink) CRYSTAL LIGHT Lemonade Flavor Drink Mix*1 navel orange, sliced1 apple, sliced1 lime, sliced2 cups cold club soda* Directions:ADD water and wine to drink mix in 2-qt. plastic or glass pitcher; stir until mix is completely dissolved. STIR in all remaining ingredients except club soda. Refrigerate several hours or until chilled. ADD club soda just before serving; stir. Serve over ice.
Vampire
Soft fingertips stoke my neck; A whisper of breathGhosts along my cheek. Sweet kisses against my throat,Hands wrap around my waist. Tightly.  So I won’t move,Can’t move. Pushed up against the wall, Clothes pulled back. Ripped,Thrown to the floor. I stand naked; Cold,Vulnerable. He holds me close; Unyielding in his grasp. Fingertips trace my breast, A rough tongue smooths my skin, Teeth graze my shoulder. An intake of breath, A sharp gasp. He penetrates. Sinking in Slowly;  He draws me closer, Into his embrace. My head thrown back, Tremors run through me. Shivering,Delighting. He sucks at my neck; I moan.He pulls out slowly; Smoothing my skin with his fingers, Kissing me sweetly. Licking his lips Stained crimson, “Delicious”
Vamp Rp Story Pt.1
THE STATE OF THE PHOENIX CLAN IS A ABOUT A FICTIONAL VAMPIRE CLAN AND THE LIFE OF ITS MEMBERS, NAMELY THE KING (BASED COMPLETELY ON ME AND FEATURING POPULAR CHARACTERS FROM TV, MOVIES, MUSIC, VIDEO GAMES, COMICS, ETC) PICKING UP AFTER RECENT EVENTS. SO IF NAMES AND STUFF SOUND FAMILIAR I DID IT ON PURPOSE. DEAL WITH IT. AND FOR ALL THE SICK PEOPLE (LIKE MYSELF SMILES DEVILISHLY) THERE WILL BE NSFW PARTS IN LATER CHAPTERS, SO WHEN IT COMES TO IT I WILL MARK THE SECTION AS ADULT OR M. THE STATE OF THE PHOENIX CLAN CHAPTER 1: INTRODUCTION/THE STATE OF THE FAMILY On a quiet piece of flat land somewhere in the Carolina mountains. a large stone, and steel castle sits silent after the divorce its king just went through. sitting in his study, thinking of the state of the family, the king, Brian, rendered near crippled from years of strenuous battles with demons, werewolves, monsters and human enemies over the past several years ponders what could be next. never had he thought the clan would
Vamp Rp Story Pt.2
CHAPTER 3: A NEW LIFE Ari awakes to start her first day as the king's newest recruit. she cleans herself up and goes to the kitchen where Piper and Michelangelo are preparing breakfast. Mikey has prepared several different styles of pizzas including vegetarian, meat-lovers and cheese. while Piper, with help from her sisters and the kitchen staff has laid out a large spread of both breakfast and brunch items. including restaurant quality, gourmet and down-home and family recipes. she even prepared a few authentic Chinese dishes for the Asian clan members, that she received from a young Chinese man she met and helped years ago in San Fransisco's Chinatown. Ari grabs a few pieces of pizza before the rest of the family wakes up and eats everything. After that she goes to the training area to sit in on a sparring match between Maggie and Kitty. the two teen mutants have been restricted from using their powers as this is a sparring match and only the hand-to-hand skills that are taught duri
Vampires & Sex
As Lily was standing up close to the wall for somewhat protection from the rain, he got her coat but she ran as fast as her horror would let her feet fly. The bastard, who did he think he was , She hadn't asked to be so disrespected . At least she still had her ass chain, other than that naked as the day she was born.She held fast to the wet granite wall, someone was coming. Panic started swelling in her breast. Now what ..... A large dark haired man came around the wall. Madame are you alright and where is your clothes? I was out on a date when this jerk started going crazy and saying things I didn't understand. Naked or not I wasn't going to stay by him. All the new comer said you are a very good girl. Let me wrap you in my cape, it will cover everything so don’t worry, I'll let no harm come to you. As his arm went sensually around her body, he could feel the strong tenets and the wettnes of her body as he pulled her tight up against his strong hot maleness, his hand drifted in
Vampires & Sex
As Lily was standing up close to the wall for somewhat protection from the rain, he got her coat but she ran as fast as her horror would let her feet fly. The bastard, who did he think he was , She hadn't asked to be so disrespected . At least she still had her ass chain, other than that naked as the day she was born.She held fast to the wet granite wall, someone was coming. Panic started swelling in her breast. Now what ..... A large dark haired man came around the wall. Madame are you alright and where is your clothes? I was out on a date when this jerk started going crazy and saying things I didn't understand. Naked or not I wasn't going to stay by him. All the new comer said you are a very good girl. Let me wrap you in my cape, it will cover everything so don’t worry, I'll let no harm come to you. As his arm went sensually around her body, he could feel the strong tenets and the wettnes of her body as he pulled her tight up against his strong hot maleness, his hand drif
Vampires Attack In Two's
Was leaving a friends house late , was starting to wonder at the wisdom of being out here walking alone this time of night . But the thoughts of my own bed was compelling me forward , it started to rain and lightening was flashing with the loudness of the thunder following across the blacken skies omg I am such a fool. Why didn't I wait for my boy-friend to come get me ? Why am I so hardheaded ? As I quickened my pace , almost to the point of running . My heart was pounding and felt like it was going to burst out of my chest , had to slow my pace even tho' I was soaked to the skin , and resigned myself to whatever does happen , just plain happens ! Fate was a spiteful bitch as most of us has learned over the years of living on the edge.   As I was regaining my breath back , a black car pulled up along side me ,it was so dark that I wouldn't even tell the make or modal. Would you like a ride lady the driver almost snarled at me , I  shruged my shoulders with the voice of
Vampire
I dream of man in black He stands above me and I am the snack His eyes look through me and he sees my soul He reaches for my hand and we take the stroll Into the dark where he now resides Into the shadows where he hides And now he’s bringing me- What will he do? Hopefully what I want him to His skin like porcelain, smooth and cold And I desire to be in his hold He makes love to me with only his stare And my brain knows that I must beware My body however needs him deep Only one of his kind could creep Into a person this way I’m not just lust, I am prey With his eyes locked on mine, he embraces my fruit His cold fingers slide in me, and his mouth in pursuit Of the pulsing flows of life in me He needs to drink, and I will agree His hands quickly moving inside He tastes me now and I enjoy the ride I feel the pain and it’s more than good I want him so much more than I should Giving of me means marking my death Losing my sun, and losing my breath He feels so good I
A Vamypre Tale
A Vampyre Tale could you imagine a vampire at your head of you bed one morning just before the sun rises just before it dies as it screams out for help you the witness sit there watching, it speaks.... it speaks so softly asking if it can suck your blood you have a chance to be a vampire do you let it suck your blood? you decide it's ok for it to then as it is sucking your blood your cry because it hurts you feel like you insides are being sucked out then as the sun is in the sky you both die there the sun burns you but the vampire wants a chance to live so it keeps sucking your blood you scream for help but no one will because no one is home by some miracle you live you and the vampire the sun stops burning you but your to weak to move your blood has been sucked out of you you cry for help but this time the favor is not returned it's the way of this vampire you have been left to suffer to die before it you slowly slip away into the darkness and you
Van....
I have this "problem". Seems people think me and him are going to get back together. I really don't get it. Most people say it's because we are talking more. We've always talked. I guess people didn't notice it much because we were both with someone else. Normally things like this wouldn't bother me, and it's not that it really is, I just think it's funny how many people have thought that it should be their responsibility to tell me that he's "no good" for me. The way I look at it..IF me and him were talking, whose business is it anyway? It's not anyone's but mine and his. I do have one strange friend that thinks we SHOULD get back together. She tells me she is my "longest friend and is wise. That I need to listen to her" lol. I'll tell you all now....no, me and him aren't getting back together. We only talk. That's it. I just find it amusing that somehow now that I'm single, my "romantic" life is for everyone to be a part in. No I'm not mad at any friend that has aske
Van...........
Since you're  a magician...   prove it.
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Vancouver - Glass Elevator - Part 1
I am trying something different. I am trying to write also from the MALE's perspective. Here is my first attempt as a male in my writing. I do like fantasies about elevators alone with a man so here is how I suspect a man would be thinking during such a fantasy. How was it? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I have just checked into my hotel and am about to go up the elevator to my room and I am standing in the lobby waiting for those stainless steel faced doors to open. The bell rings with each floor it stops at as I wait for it open for me. A long flight to Vancouver from Montreal and all I want to do is get undressed, take a shower and get into bed. I have a very busy schedule booked for tomorrow. I look at my watch and it is 10:35 PM. It is late and all I hear in the lobby is a phone ringing way off in the distance at the registration desk and of course that soft piano music being piped in all over the hotel. The full-length windows that line
Vancouver - Glass Elevator - Part 2
The lightning and the pounding of the thunder are getting more intense and louder. The storm cell must be directly over the top of the hotel for there is just flashing and continuous rolling of the pounding thunder. I look down and see the darkness of your tattoo as it is lighted with yet another flash of lightning. And the crash of thunder deep with reverberations pound the surrounding glass cage we are imprisoned. The crash of thunder is almost instantaneous after the flash of lightning. The storm sits right on top of us. I touch your tattoo so softly and it is so smooth. I halfway expect to receive a slap for being so forward with a total stranger but all you do is turn your head slightly to your left to acknowledge that you felt the gentle touch I just gave you, but you don't make eye contact with me. Could this be a signal that you want more than just a touch to your lower back? I certainly hope so. I then take my fingertips and lightly graze the lower portion o
Vancouver - Glass Elevator - Part 3
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2010 Vancouver Olympics - Q&a
I love Canada and I love Canadians. Never has one country produced such a large amount of intellectual smartasses. Of course, Canada is a nation that values brains over bombs. Enjoy this list of questions sent to a Vancouver newspaper from all over the world and the reporter's hysterical answers. 2010 Olympics Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter Olympics, these are some questions people the world over are asking! Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? (England ) A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die. Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA ) A: Depends on how much you've been drinking. Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto -can I follow the Railroad tracks? (Sweden ) A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water. Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada ? (Sweden ) A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
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Van Chặn: Mặt Bích
Chi Tiết Sản Phẩm Van chặn: mặt bích: ANSI, DIN, JIS VND    LIÊN HỆ Van chặn : mặt bích: ANSI, DIN, JIS Mô Tả BASIC SPECICATION Design & manufacture standard: API 6D, API 600, API 603 ANSI/ASME B16.34. Face to face dimensions: ANSI/ASME B16.10 Flange connection: ANSI/ASME B16.5 for NPS  ≤ 24", ASME  B16.47A/MSS SP - 44 for NPS > 24" Butt welded end dimensions: ANSI/ASME B16.25 Inspection & test standard: API 6B, API 598  Pressure: 150Lb, 300Lb, 600Lb, 900Lb, or PN 10 - PN 160 or JIS 10K - JIS 40K Nominal diameters: 1.1/2" - 24"  or DN 40 - DN 600 Major materials: WCB, WC1, WC6, WC9, CF8, CF8M, CF3, CF3M Driving style: manual, bevel gear, electric, pneumatic,.. Liquid: gasoline/Gas/Team,   Nguồn : 
Van Cleef & Arpels , California Dreamin '
Crush of the day by the exotic flamingo brooch shaped inspired by California coast   Flamingos in California ? ? Of course, in the dream of Van Cleef & Arpels everything is possible, even the presence of these majestic birds roses on the West Coast(bangle bracelets) . The French jeweler wanted to celebrate his 70 years in America with California Rêverie , the magical collection that includes this captivating flamenco shaped brooch made ​​with pink sapphires , diamonds, onyx espartitas and legs holding a stone with almost 27 carats mandarin . A timeless jewel and colorful with authentic flavor summer, sunset trips and corners of the world . Without quite knowing why, the simple name of California evokes vivid images in our minds open spaces where reigns the air, wild scenery and a truly stunning coastline full of palm trees. For jewelry , California is more a way of life, a mood namely that a place in itself , and is therefore the reason chosen to commemorate the characte
Van Cleef & Arpels , The Art Of Fine Jewelery On Show In Paris
  Van Cleef & Arpels shows off and does so with an exhibition in Paris, at the Musée des Arts Décoratifs. From September 20 to 20 February 2013, the hall of the Paris museum home in fact, " Van Cleef & Arpels . L'art de la Haute Joaillerie " : a celebration of the history of jewelry and creations , techniques and knowledge that since 1906 have made it one of the most important fashion houses in the industry(Fashion Rings). More than 500 jewelry retrace the innovations and creativity of the brand over the decades in an atmosphere of great visual impact.   Paris is , these days , a center of interest for lovers of fine jewelry . It is in fact being also the Biennale des Antiquaries where we present the new collections of many designer labels including Cartier. Exposure can be seen , therefore, 148 new pieces of Cartier, with also a selection of collezion Cartier Tradition . Even Van Cleef & Arpels presents his new creations at the Biennale : here, the brand has unveiled the line dedi
Van Damme Gets A....
He was lucky enough to dance with a hot chick but man that's got to be embarrassing!
Van Damme Gets A....
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Vande
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Vandals...
Hello there some of you may have noticed i havent been replying to your messages etc... Please dont think i was being ignorant , on sat (UK time) a group of vandals decided they were going to steal the copper wire in an overland cable.. in doing so they put out of use ,8,500 telephone lines, including both of mine meaning i couldnt get online, but hey I am back so i hope youll forgive my absence, and send me luffly luvs XXXX
Vandal
This isn't the right forum or the proper place for this, but I know you'll be sneaking on my page to see what I'm doing and see if Kris has been here anyway... What the hell is wrong with you? Are you so threatened by me that you have to turn into an obsessive almost violent pain in the ass? I have found a great friend in Kris. If you have a problem with that so be it. If you have a problem with me, fuck you!! My relationship with Kris is nobodies business but since it seems to consume your every waking minute and you must have nightmares about it...she is a close friend and I am happy to be here for her when she needs me. You on the other hand having been a friend of hers far longer then I have, are doing nothing to bolster that friendship. You're tearing it apart dumb ass. Wake the fuck up. She needs your friendship. Has it ever occured to you that all she wants and needs from you is your friendship? That history is just that, in the past? You can't force som
Vandilism
just today i found out that there are certain people that are fucked in the head for that shit this week end in Montreal they caused alot of damage to property of innocent people they cut brake lines on their cars and sprayed grafitti on their homes i find that disgusting and the lowest of the low. MIND YOU TO THOSE PUNKS THAT DID THIS WE WILL FIND YOU!!!!!! You will not get away with this act of stupidity. YOU WILL BE SENT TO JAIL!!!
Vanessa: More, More, More
Vanessa Nelson - Top Artist
Hi people, please have a look at vanessa nelsons new artwork page, and let me know what you think pls, appreciate the comments - it takes a little time to load but should be ok be great to hear people's views www.vanessanelsonart.com/artwork.htm cheers matt
Vanessa
Vanessa is my 4 year old niece. On June 9th she had her very first dance recital. It really meant a lot for me to be there for her since my Aunt Diane (died at age 31 when I was 8) was there for me and my dance recitals. I can clearly remember her walking up to the stage to give me flowers, just like I intended to do for Vanessa. Anyway, I drove up to my brother's house with my parents before the show. It was up in Bergen County somewhere...very far from home! Chuck (my oldest brother) showed us a tape of her dress rehearsal which was the Thursday before. It was so cute watching a group of like 15 4year olds who had no clue what they were doing. The costumes were adorable, white feathers hanging off the sequins. During the video, the girls started ripping the feathers off of each others costumes! Parents started to yell because they were like $80 and they still had to wear them for the show. The group of girls got together for a picture with a photographer, and the girl
Vanessa Hudgens
One does not simply walk into Hudgens. Its black gates are guarded by more than just hair. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye of Hansen is ever watchful. It is a non-barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust and hair, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.
Vanessa My Love
Vanessa My Love How many years has it been…how many days have passed Since I began my search…where have you been How my heart has ached…how my tears have fled Since I began my search where have you been Vanessa My Love The pain I have endured…was worth it in the end To have finally met you…you’re with me at last We both have suffered…of loss and broken hearts But we suffer no more for our love is true Vanessa My Love I will love you till the end…for you are my purpose My reason for living on…my reason to breathe I live because of you…I live for you How time has passed…and yet I live All for you and because of you Vanessa My Love Many times has pain…torn my heart Many a time my heart…broken and apart You are my love…and my healing path For better times because of you Vanessa My Love I will cherish you for all eternity My reason…my life…Vanessa My Love
Vanessa Del Rio
Vanessa My Fu-owner
Please show my Fu-Owner lots of luv! Vanessa proudly owns Teresa from Spankers Club@ fubar This bulletin brought to you by: ♫Teresa♫Owned by Vanessa@ fubar
Vanessa Carlton
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Van For Sale
Hello all I am selling a car for a 77 year old lady who needs money to help pay her medical bills. She just had open heart surgery this year and now she is doing real good. Now for her car she asked me to sell for her: It is a 1994 chevy mini van with a little over 200,000 miles on it the mortor runs good and the transmission has just been rebuilt on it. she is asking 850 dollars for it. But please only United States and Canada repond please no over sea people please. Buyer picks it up she will not ship it no where sorry people.
Van Gogh's Family Tree
- His dizzy aunt - Verti Gogh - The brother who ate prunes - Gotta Gogh - The brother who worked at a convenience store - Stop an Gogh - The grandfather from Yugoslavia - U Gogh - The cousin from Illinois - Chica Gogh - His magician uncle - Where-diddy Gogh - His Mexican cousin - A mee Gogh - The Mexican cousin's American half-brother - Ring Gogh - The nephew who drove a stage coach - Wells-far Gogh - The constipated uncle - Cant Gogh - The ballroom dancing aunt - Tang Gogh - The bird lover uncle - Flaming Gogh - His nephew psychoanalyst - E Gogh - The fruit loving cousin - Man Gogh - An aunt who taught positive thinking - Way-to Gogh - The little bouncy nephew - Poe Gogh - A sister who loved disco - Go Gogh - And his niece who traveled the country in a van - Winnie Bay Gogh
Van Gogh Morph
Van Gaal Fury Group Dessiner
Par conséquent, vous devez attendre que les fleurs se fanent, lorsque Arjen Robben avec le gros Maillot football Fournisseur est finalement apparu dans le dock contre Wolfsburg Bayern, quand les followers de voir enfin Bayern "Luobei Li" combinaison de l'espoir est revenu. Et je crois fermement "Li Luobei" Le Bayern peut mélanger un bon départ en 2011. Mais le programme de s'adapter aux changements, le jeu que pour les 18 premières minutes ", Luo Beili" groupe de Maillot Enfant spectateurs dans l'espoir du marché des contrats, Josu Wolfsburg milieu de terrain Franck Ribéry sur le terrain, le français est tombé dans la douleur la tenue de la principal gauche le pied sur le sol, était enfin sorti après-midi.Franck Ribéry directement blessures sur civière à savoir que les Français ne sont pas faciles », Journal of Munich» et «objectif», Ribéry a déclaré des problèmes de genou, c'est que la différence n'est que de contusions, tandis que d'autres pensaient que c'était un succès
Van Halen & David Lee Roth Back On Tour
LOS ANGELES (AP) — The rumors were true. Van Halen will reunite with original singer David Lee Roth for a summer tour of North America. "I am very excited to get back to the core of what made Van Halen," guitarist Eddie Van Halen said in a statement posted Friday on the band's website announcing a 40 city tour. No specific dates have been named. It will be the first time that Roth performs live with the band since 1984, when he was replaced by Sammy Hagar. A brief reunion with Roth in 1996 resulted in two new songs but no tour. Original bassist Michael Anthony will not be a part of the reunion. Late last year he was replaced by Eddie Van Halen's 15-year-old son Wolfgang. On March 12 Van Halen will be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame at a ceremony in New York. Copyright 2007 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.
Van Halen
Just wanted to say congrats to Van Halen to FINALLY making the Rock 'N' Roll Hall of Fame! Unfortunately, Sammy Hagar and Michael Anthony were the only members to make the induction. David show his ass, Alex was mad at Eddie and I'll be damned if Eddie was in rehab again. Thanks for letting your fans down guys! Sammy and Michael conducted themselves as gentleman and represented well. Congrats to Patti Smith too, there's no other like her.
Van Halen "i Cant Stop Loving You"
Theres a time and place for everything, for everyone We can push with all our might, but nothins gonna come Oh no, nothins gonna change And if I asked you not to try Oh could you let it be I wanna hold you and say We cant throw this all away Tell me you wont go, you wont go Do you have to hear me say I cant stop lovin you And no matter what I say or do You know my heart is true, oh I cant stop loving you You change your friends, your place in life You can change your mind, we can change the way we say And do anytime Oh no, but I think youll find That when you look inside your heart Oh baby, Ill be there, yeah Hold on Im holding on Baby, just come on, come on, cdome on I just wanna hear you say I cant stop lovin you And no matter what you say or do You know my heart is true, oh I cant stop lovin you Oh, Im so twisted and tied And all I remember Was how hard we tried Only to surrender And when its over I know how its gonna be And true love wil
Van Halen "i Can't Stop Loving You"
Van Halen I Can't Stop Lovin' There's a time and place for everything For everyone We can push with all our might But nothing's gonna come Oh no, nothing's gonna change And if I asked you not to try Oh, could you let it be? I wanna hold you and say "We can't throw this all away" Tell me you won't go You won't go Do you have to hear me say I can't stop lovin' you No matter what you say or do You know my heart is true Oh, I can't stop lovin' you You can change your friends Your place in life You can change your mind We can change the things we say And do it anytime Oh no, but I think you'll find That when you look inside your heart Oh baby, I'll be there Yeah Hold on I'm holdin' on Baby, just come on Come on, come on I just wanna hear you say I can't stop lovin' you No matter what you say or do You know my heart is true Oh, I can't stop lovin' you Oh, so twisted and tied And all I remembered Was how hard we tried Only to surrender
Van Halen "when It's Love"
When It's Love Lyrics Artist(Band):Van Halen Hey! Everybody's lookin' for somethin' Somethin' to fill in the holes We think a lot but don't talk much about it 'Till things get out of control, oh! How do I know when it's love? I can't tell you but it lasts forever Oh! How does it feel when it's love? It's just somethin' you feel together When it's love You look at every face in a crowd Some shine and some keep you guessin' Waiting for someone to come into focus Teach you your final love lesson Ooh! How do I know when it's love? I can't tell you but it lasts forever Oh! How does it feel when it's love? It's just something you feel together (Oh oh oh oh) Oh, when it's love (Oh oh oh oh) You can feel it, yeah! (Oh oh oh oh) Nothin's missin', yeah! (Guitar Solo) (Oh oh oh oh) Yeah, you can feel it (Oh oh oh oh) Oh, when it's love (Oh oh oh oh) When nothin's missing, ow! How do I know when it's love? I can't tell you but it lasts forever Ooh, h
Van Halen "love Walks In"
Love Walks In Artist(Band):Van Halen Contact is all that it takes To change your life, to lose your place in time Contact. Asleep or awake Coming around you may wake up to find (Ooo-ooo-ooo) Questions deep within your eyes (Ooo-ooo-ooo) Now more than ever, you realize (Ooo-ooo) And then you sense a change Nothin' feels the same All your dreams are strange Love comes walkin' in Some kind of alien Waits for the opening Simply pulls a string Another world, some other time You lay your sanity on the line Familiar faces, familiar sights Reach back, remember with all your might (Ooo-ooo-ooo) Ooh, and there she stands in a silken gown (Ooo-ooo-ooo) Silver lights shinin' down (Ooo-ooo) And then you sense a change Nothin' feels the same All your dreams are strange Love comes walkin' in Some kind of alien Waits for the opening Simply pulls a string Love comes walkin' in (Guitar Solo) Oh, sleep and dream; that's all I crave I travel far acros
Van Halen - Hang ' High ! By Marty Party Live On Drums' !
Van Halen - Intruder / Pretty Woman ! Drums' Live By Marty Kays !
Van Halen Song
What is your ALL TIME FAVORITE Van Halen song?
Van Halen - Panama ! Live Drums' Played By Marty (party) Kays !
Van Halen - Jump ! Performed By Marty Kays On Live Drums'! Ty All You Cherries'!! Your The Best!!! #1
Van Halen- I'll Wait! Live Drums' By Marty Kays! Family,friend'fans' And C/t U All Rock Ty! Fixed Video/this 1 Works'!
Van Halen
http://youtube.com/watch?v=feZnnhoFg_Y Watch this video, its of Eruption, my favorite Version of it....
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~ Van Halen - You Really Got Me ~
~ Van Halen - Hot For Teacher ~
~ Van Halen - Runnin With The Devil ~
Van Halen 2007
Van Halen- Runnin With The Devil
Van Halen!
OMG I went to the VanHalen Concert last night at Allstate.. It fuckin rocked!
Van Halen Rocked
Van Halen 11-29-07 Fresno Ca
Where? SaveMart center...Thats where im gonna be tonight,I saw them back in 1982 and 1983 with DLR of course,then again in 99 with Gary Charone singing! Now its DLR singing again,its gonna be a great show im sure!!Too bad Michael Anthony isnt on bass.Eddies son Wolfgang (16 years old) is on bass and background vocals!!
Van Halen Vs. Ac/dc !
Van Halen - So This Is Love ! Live On Drums' Marty Kays/crossphyre !
Van Halen - Runaround ! Marty Party Live On Drums' My New Monster Kit! I Freakin Love It !
Van Halen - Jump ! Live Drums' By Marty Party !
Van Halen (the Only One You'll Ever See In My Blog) - Hot For Teacher
Oh, wow, man, wait a second, man. What do you think the teacher's gonna look like this year? My butt, man. Whoooa! Ooh! Oh yeah! T-t-teacher stop that screamin' Teacher don't you see? Don't wanna be no uptown fool Maybe I should go to hell But I'm doin' well Teacher needs to see me after school I think of all the education that I've missed But then my homework was never quite like this! Ow! Got it bad Got it bad Got it bad I'm hot for teacher I've got it bad, so bad I'm hot for teacher Hey, I heard you missed us, we're back! Hey! I brought my pencil... Give me something to write on, dude! Whoa! Uh! Ooo-oo-ooo! I heard about your lessons But lessons are so cold I know about this school Little girl from Cherry Lawn How can you be so bold? How did you know that golden rule? I think of all the education that I've missed But then my homework was never quite like this! Whoa! Got it bad Got it bad Got it bad I'm hot for teacher I've got it b
Van Halen - Can't Stop Lovin` You
There's a time and place for everything For everyone We can push with all our might But nothin's gonna come Oh no, nothin's gonna change And if I asked you not to try Oh could you let be I wanna hold you and say We can throw this all away Tell me you won't go, you won't go do you have to hear me say I can't stop lovin' you And no matter what you say or do You know my heart is true oh I can't stop lovin' you You can change your friends Your place in life You can change your mind We can change the things we say And do anytime oh no, but I think you'll find that when you look inside your heart oh baby, I'll be there Hold on I'm holding on Baby, just come on, come on, come on I just wanna hear you say I can't stop lovin' you And no matter what you say or do You know my heart is true oh I can't stop lovin' you Oh, I'm so twisted and tied And all I remember Was how hard we tried Only to surrender (Solo) And when it's over I know how it's gonna be True
Vanity
In the mirror so vain She smiles Her lips curl beautifully. Touch of perfume Here there Finally almost ready. Makeup bag tipped Upside down scattered helplessly. Mirror shattered To the ground Now she can't see. Crawling feeling Touching glass Lying lifelessly. She had taken That one last look And gave into vanity. Hahaha. I should stop writing today, I think I am in a morbid mood. Again Copyright Christina Miller 2006
Vanity Edit
Vanity In the mirror so vain she smiles, her lips curl beautifully. Touch of perfume here then there, she’s finally almost ready. Makeup bag tipped Upside down, scattered helplessly. Mirror shattered to the ground, now her face she cannot see. Crawling feeling touching glass, lying so lifelessly. She had taken that one last look and gave into vanity. This is an EDIT of my original Vanity poem, I changed some things and now it runs a little smother and makes more sense. Copyright Christina Miller 2006
Vanilla Sex
John Doe strode into the bedroom wearing His leather postal worker's uniform. He sneered at the bound and gagged figure on the bed as he reached into his latex mailbag. Jane Doe, a 29 year old schoolgirl, looked up at her Master, her eyes a mixture of fear and desire. She gasped as he brought a knife with a nine inch blade out of the bag. "I saw something on the Internet which I want us to try," He said sternly, "Are you willing?" Jane nodded eagerly and mumbled, "yeff Mather." John smiled as he bent close and cut her free of her bonds. "Strip," he ordered as he began to remove his own clothes. Jane quickly complied, wondering what new delights her beloved Master had in store for her. "Lay back on the bed," He commanded. Jane did so. John then laid on top of her. "Tonight my dear," He whispered while reaching for the light switch, "We are going vanilla!" "No!" cried Jane as the room plunged into darkness. The above tale is true. John eventually left Jane to move in with a vanill
Vanish
They say the eyes never lie, so then tell me what you see? Faced with regret, would you refuse you're destiny? There's a time and a place to embrace our fears Squeeze my eyes shut to silence the tears The impact of disapointment shaking our foundation Just the price to be paid for giving into temptaion Look deeper into these eyes so blue Look deeper until these lies become true Under my skin I can feel your touch Sometimes the sensation becomes too much Becoming a monster with every breath Giving my heart until there's nothing left Another bottle falls empty to the floor Now another lock bolted onto my door The entrance is barred, impossible to open The hinges are rusted, but far from broken My eyes are windows into a tattered soul Empty from memories, it's been swallowed whole The past is the past, we'll never get it back The future creeps closer, ever ready to attack Faced with all this guilt, when no one is right It seem
Vanilla Cream Part 1
Vanilla Cream by Bacomicfan © When Cinda and I started emailing a year or so ago, I never thought we'd actually meet. I mean, there she was, this hot, sexy redhead with a body crying out to be fondled, and the most deliciously dirty mind I've ever encountered, and here I am an average (though imaginative, I admit) guy with only my lusty thoughts to propel me through life. If not for my erotic mind, I'd be just another average guy lumbering through life with looks that have never made a single head turn. So, who'd have thought that this ravishing redhead with the shaved pussy and a penchant for leaving her undies at home would ever even consider letting me anywhere close to that hairless treasure? Well, I must have a truly generous guardian angel or I stepped in exactly the right guano at some point in my life, because here I am on my way to meeting the hottest babe this side of Sex and the City. I've had a hardon for the last seven hours just thinking about all the things we've
Vanilla Cream Part 2
Vanilla Cream by Bacomicfan © Eventually, Cinda stops humping my face. With a sigh, she totally relaxes and slumps sideways against the back of the sofa. I let go of her probably sore bottom. She lifts one leg over my head, bringing her tired legs together, and sinks against the back sofa cushions, lying with her hip on my shoulder. As she pants and struggles for air, I notice with perverse glee that her lush ass is now partially resting on my shoulder and partially on my chest.....and if I turn my head just slightly to my right, that awesome derriere is displayed nicely right before my admiring eyes, close enough to snuggle up to and press my adoring lips all over it. While Cinda tries to regain some semblance of normalcy, I take advantage of this most wonderful situation. Circling my arms around her waist, I turn myself so that I can tackle that amazing ass dead on. I admire it a bit....my eyes adoring the shape of it, the two impeccable cheeks and the cleavage between them,
Vanilla Cream Part 3
Vanilla Cream by Bacomicfan © Her laughter subsiding, Cinda smiles broadly as she sees where my eyes are focussed. I can swear her nipples get even harder when she realizes I'm ogling them. Her eyes are getting glassy again as she sees the hungry smile on my lips. She knows what I'm thinking. She feels my eyes caressing and fondling her nipples, and her chuckles turn quickly to sighs. "Well, Mikey...it seems we do think a lot alike. The very next phase of my plan is for you to come up here and chew your way through this body stocking again...but, this time your prize will be my full, bouncing bosom...my oh so tasty tits. And if you suck my nipples just right, you'll smell my vanilla cream again as I come all over again. If you suck my tits really, really well, I'll have two orgasms....one for each properly sucked nipple. So, since you look more than ready for that, why not come on up here and put that hard working mouth to work again....on these two lovely pink nipples? Hmmmm?"
Vanilla Cream Part 4
Vanilla Cream by Bacomicfan © Apparently, Cinda wants me inside her even more deeply, and decides to take matters into her own hands. She pushes backwards against me, still hopping on top of my crotch like a jackhammer. With my hands enjoying her nipples and my legs bent beneath me now, I'm off-balance, and her push against me makes me lose what little balance I have. The next thing I know I'm falling backwards, where I land with a soft thud against the sofa cushions. Thankfully, I'm still deeply inserted into Cinda. Cinda is now seated on my cock as I lay on my back, my hands having lost their grip on her breasts. Her back is a blur of motion as she rams herself up and down along my erect love muscle, her sighs and moans becoming louder and more frequent. Her pussy is still squeezing my cock deliciously as she slides up and down its length, alternately grinding herself into me and hopping up and down on my shaft. Cinda has taken over, and is controlling completely how she uses
Vanilla Cream By Eroslit
Vanilla Cream by eroslit © Julie knocked on the door as if not wanting to break it. This was somewhat pointless as she was the only person left in the donut shop. She and the person on the other side of the door, that is. “Come on in,” the person’s voice rang out. Julie opened the door and walked in, closing it behind her. The click of the lock as she depressed it in the doorknob seemed deafening to her in the otherwise quiet office. Jim Thornton looked up from the paperwork on his desk. He gazed at Julie, who was dressed in a buttoned white shirt and schoolgirl-like short plaid skirt, holding a donut bag. She was nineteen, with a faultless body and thick, layered brunette hair that didn’t quite make it to her shoulders. “Hi, Julie,” Jim said. The thirty-year-old manager of the shop put down his pen and smiled. “Hi. Sorry if I interrupted anything,” she said shyly. “Of course not,” Jim assured her. “Have a seat.” The manager’s small office consisted of a couch
A Vanished Friend
A Vanished Friend Around the corner I have a friend, In this great city that has no end, Yet the days go by and weeks rush on, And before I know it, a year is gone. And I never see my old friends face, For life is a swift and terrible race, He knows I like him just as well, As in the days when I rang his bell. And he rang mine but we were younger then, And now we are busy, tired men. Tired of playing a foolish game, Tired of trying to make a name. "Tomorrow" I say! "I will call on Jim Just to show that I'm thinking of him." But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes, And distance between us grows and grows. Around the corner, yet miles away, "Here's a telegram sir," "Jim died today." And that's what we get and deserve in the end. Around the corner, a vanished friend. So everyone that gets this will hopefully remember thier frinds this Chreistmas, both mew and old friends that you havent seen in a while. I hope and wish from the bottom of my heart that you a
Vanishing Sky
I want to fall forever. Through the blue saphire sky. My fingers dancing with the currents. The chill of the ever approaching earth tickling my bare head. Roars of joy- thundering opressively against my ears. My tears freezing as they are ripped away from my eyes. Those cotton clouds... that burning medallian. The sea of crystal infinity. All of which falling from my arms... dissapearing rapidly. Returning to mediocrity. I want to fall forever. But...
Vanilla Pudding Robbery
Vanilla Pudding Robbery This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Little Rock Observer about a bank robbery on Jan 2. Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding! As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one dollar, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with no
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The Vanir
They are race of gods, who were frequently at war with the Aesir, but later reconciled and dwelt with them in Asgard. The Vanir correspond to fertility, prosperity, eroticism and magic. They are more gentle and concerned with matters of nature and fertility. And they are Aegir, Bragi, Frey, Freya, Heimdall, Hnossa, Holde, Idunna, Nanna, Nerthus, Njord, Ostara, Ran, Skadi, Svol, and Ullr.
The Vanishing :
The Legend begins at the British Embassy in Paris in 1889. A young English woman looking distraught and paniced rushes into the embassy. The tale she tells that day has been passed down from generation to generation, and through fantasy and fiction ever since. The young lady and her mother were on their way home from an exihibition in India and decided to stop in Paris because the mother was feeling a little sick. Because of the shortage of accomodations in the crowded city, the two ladies had no choice but to take two seperate sigle bed rooms. The mother chose Room 342, and the young lady chose room 343. The two rooms were right across the way from each other. Decorated with rose-strewn wallpaper and plum-colored velvet curtains, room 342 was the better decorated of the two rooms. The mother went to her room and collapsed on to her bed. Soon after her mother collapsed , the young lady had a doctor from across town examine her. After examining the mother a
Vanilla Ice 2001
Ok WTF happened.. who the hell ordered up the remaking of this song back in 2001!! now this version is actually decent.. I could listen to this.. Or maybe not.. mmmmmmmmm
The Vanity Of Human Wishes (excerpts)
1 Let observation with extensive view, 2 Survey mankind, from China to Peru; 3 Remark each anxious toil, each eager strife, 4 And watch the busy scenes of crowded life; 5 Then say how hope and fear, desire and hate, 6 O'erspread with snares the clouded maze of fate, 7 Where wav'ring man, betray'd by vent'rous pride 8 To tread the dreary paths without a guide, 9 As treach'rous phantoms in the mist delude, 10 Shuns fancied ills, or chases airy good. 11 How rarely reason guides the stubborn choice, 12 Rules the bold hand, or prompts the suppliant voice, 13 How nations sink, by darling schemes oppress'd, 14 When vengeance listens to the fool's request. 15 Fate wings with ev'ry wish th' afflictive dart, 16 Each gift of nature, and each grace of art, 17 With fatal heat impetuous courage glows, 18 With fatal sweetness elocution flows, 19 Impeachment stops the speaker's pow'rful breath, 20 And restless fire precipitates on death. 21 But scarce observ'd the knowing and th
Vanilla Cake With Chocolate Icing
If all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose? (Sorry, you can only pick one!) Trust me...this is very accurate. Pick your dessert, then look to see what psychiatrists think about you. After taking this dessert personality test, send this e-mail on to others, but when you do, be sure to put your choice of dessert in the subject box above. ALSO, SEND IT TO THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU. Here are your choices: 1. Angel Food Cake 2. Brownies 3. Lemon Meringue 4. Vanilla cake with Chocolate Icing 5. Strawberry Short Cake 6. Chocolate on Chocolate 7. Ice Cream 8. Carrot Cake No, you can't change your mind once you scroll down, so think carefully what your choice will be... OK - Now that you've made your choice this is what research says about you... 1. ANGEL FOOD CAKE -- Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream co
Vanish
Disappear Disappear Higher Higher Into the air Slowly disappear No, no longer here Disappear Disappear Thinner, thinner Into the air Never really here What that never Like a thought brushing up against a sigh Floating away Floating away Vanishing like a cyan sunday Disappear Disappear Vanish, vanish into the air Slowly disappear Never really here Floating away Floating away
Vanished Life
she ruined my rep and left me to pick up the pieces of my life. a life destroyed. pieces unrecognized pieces unidentified a life that once was all my own but now all is gone and emptiness ensues. tears trickle fears prickle a life erased no longer mine. vanished, banished.
Vanilla
I got vanilla flavored vodka today. First I mixed it with orange soda. It was ok. Good enough to have every now and again. When I was done with that, I used some seirra mist to mix it with next, was a little better. But I couldn't finish it. Not sure if everything was too warm, or too bubbly, but it didn't sit very well. Now my tingles are almost all gone. I want them back. I was feeling so nice just a little while ago. Edit: My roommate just got a crockpot yesterday, and was using it. Filled the appartment with a good yet nausiating smell. That probibly made me feel sick, when it was still a bit subtle so I didn't notice.
Vanity
Vanity definately my favorite sin(hope i dont go to hell for that)of the seven. as well as my favorite "V" word of the day. some may find me "cocky" or maybe "over confident". nah... lets just call it "convinced".....:p
Vanilla Frostee
my daughter got money from me to go to wendys for frostees,and brings me bac a vanilla frostee. wtf whos bright idea was this?
The Vanishings
ok, once again, as i plot world conquest, i notice more and more people on my frinds list are gone. like, poof gone. so my question is this. what kind of friend up and leaves, without saying anything. i mean, i understand, real life happens. i understand, you might meet someone that doesnt really like you talking to people here. all of thats well and good. but, i would let people know i would be gone for a while if i could. common courtesy. the word cyber, in cyberfriend, doesnt make someone not care. anyone that knows me, knows i take friend very seriously. cyber or otherwise. so, i guess this is as much as plea for respect as it is a rant. if you are going away, just let us know. some of us may be worrying about you. and on a side note, if you drop all your friends, that have been nothing but kind and respectful to you, just because you found some cyber boy/girlfriends. you get no sympathy from me when it all goes to shit. ok, man period rant over. you dont have to go home,
Vanity
Why must I be flawless to be loved I am hunman as well Flesh is always flawed So where do I stand now Out of the shadow of protection That your love afforded me Forgiveness given then ripped away Not being allowed to have my say Stealing the breath from my chest You must be so pleased with yourself And the damage that you inflict Your own Adonis you seem to be SO sure of your own perfection Your superiority a noose around my neck You make my own soul a painful place to be And I know you couldnt care less I know your only thoughts at this time Are on your wounded pride Your reasoning for cutting out my heart Is what other people will think If you show without a showpiece All of your own to give you What you cannot bring yourself A sense that you are in control In a world spinning out of rhythm Your own bastion of perfection Flawless in your eyes as long As your flaws dont show visibly Too bad your heart is not given the right to see And your soul is bound to
The Vanishing
HERE is where ill hide my heart,far away from prying eyes thereiswhere my soul lays bare deafened to your sacred cries everywhere is the seeds of violence i have sown nowhere is the place i hideand im here now and im all alone
Vanilla Warmth By: A.d.
i'm saying this is my house... and i'll make fudge and call it love and touch my lips to ur vanilla warmth and smile cause i'd like to see u in some tight pants cause everybody has some thing to give... and more important needs something to take and even though this is my house... u make me happy.. so this is your poem.
Vanish (poem)
Vanish Current mood: discontent I want to dissapate, I want to dissapear, I want to vanish, To a different place, Far away from here, Away from people, Away from money, Away from problems, I wish there was a cure, For inanimate pain, The problems in my head, The problems in my heart, The problems in my life, Everyone thinks they can relate, Im just being a bitch, They dont know, They dont understand, They dont feel, What I feel everyday, My life is my problem, No one elses to hear, No one elses to solve, No one elses to live, I want to go somewhere else, Somewhere I belong, A comforting place, A lucid place, A problem free place, If anyone knows where that is, Please let me know.
Vanilla Pudding Robbery
Vanilla Pudding Robbery This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2. Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing mor
The Vanilla Pudding Robbery
The Vanilla pudding Robbery This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in The Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2. Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash &valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with
Vanity
My tangoing seemed to delight her; With me it was love at first sight. I mentioned That I was a writer: She asked me: "What is it you write?" "Oh, only best-sellers," I told her. Their titles? . . . She shook her blonde head; The atmosphere seemed to grow colder: Not one of my books had she read. Oh, she was a beauty ensnaring, And I was an author of note; But little I saw she'd be caring If never a novel I wrote. Alas for the caprice of Cupid! Alack for the phantom of Fame! I thought her just homely and stupid: She didn't know even my name. I saw her a score of years after; She gushed as I took off my hat; But inwardly loud was my laughter, For she was enormously fat. Thank heaven I'd not made that error; I saw Love drive off in a hearse; But I too retreated in terror . . . She started to quote me my verse.
Vanity
My tangoing seemed to delight her; With me it was love at first sight. I mentioned That I was a writer: She asked me: "What is it you write?" "Oh, only best-sellers," I told her. Their titles? . . . She shook her blonde head; The atmosphere seemed to grow colder: Not one of my books had she read. Oh, she was a beauty ensnaring, And I was an author of note; But little I saw she'd be caring If never a novel I wrote. Alas for the caprice of Cupid! Alack for the phantom of Fame! I thought her just homely and stupid: She didn't know even my name. I saw her a score of years after; She gushed as I took off my hat; But inwardly loud was my laughter, For she was enormously fat. Thank heaven I'd not made that error; I saw Love drive off in a hearse; But I too retreated in terror . . . She started to quote me my verse.
Vanity
My tangoing seemed to delight her; With me it was love at first sight. I mentioned That I was a writer: She asked me: "What is it you write?" "Oh, only best-sellers," I told her. Their titles? . . . She shook her blonde head; The atmosphere seemed to grow colder: Not one of my books had she read. Oh, she was a beauty ensnaring, And I was an author of note; But little I saw she'd be caring If never a novel I wrote. Alas for the caprice of Cupid! Alack for the phantom of Fame! I thought her just homely and stupid: She didn't know even my name. I saw her a score of years after; She gushed as I took off my hat; But inwardly loud was my laughter, For she was enormously fat. Thank heaven I'd not made that error; I saw Love drive off in a hearse; But I too retreated in terror . . . She started to quote me my verse.
Vanity's Chess Game
Vanity be thy game Involve me not in it For whenever stripped of One's own exterior We are only all one in the same. Why would thou Beckon me with Your fumes of stupidity?!? Burning away the fragments of life Right before your very eyes Only for hell to hope For something eternal indeed To welcome you beyond death's door.
"vanilla Sky" Quote
"You can do whatever you want with your life but one day you'll know what love truely is....... It's the sour and the sweet and I know the sour, which allows me to appreciate the sweet." - Brian
Vanilla Ice In Movie.. Cool As Ice
Vanities Of Life
Life is full of good things of which we all know Life is like a miracle when you are on the good side of it Life is worth staying till eternity People misunderstand the concepts of life People misunderstand the basic principles of life Riches are now their major concern Popularity has now become a contest Due to fame, people are now worshipped as idols Insanity takes over the day The ability to think straight no more exist Why? I ask myself these questions day and night People never know realize that everything that has a begining, also has an end People rule over the helpless with Iron Fist, thinking that it all ends here The poor and the rich all have different lives to live, of which i believe But they also have the same end to reach That is to say they will all meet at one point at the end of time I have reasoned all these and came in conclusion that all the components of life are all...............................................
Vanilla Boys Are Stupid......
Vanilla boys are stupid...... this is a cut and paste from My shout box this morning ..... He asked Me what I would have him do ... I told him to lick My boots.... this was the conversation that followed.... ride_withm...: wen i do that then wh at ->ride_withm...: then I will take the heel of said boot and grind it into your balls ->ride_withm...: make you scream with pain ... and beg Me to stop ride_withm...: u not gonna please me? ->ride_withm...: LOL Not My job... it's your job to please Me
Vanity Insanity...
Vanilla Story Well As Vanilla As I Get :p
I passed by your house on the way home from work I saw your bedroom light on.I stopped,not meaning to,standing there with a hole in my chest. my mind wandered back to a time one dark stormy night the snow was fierce.We found ourself housebound no car could make the trip.The phone was down but the fire was going,casting dancing creatures on the walls of the living room just you and me. I offered you a drink ,my best rum.We sat back going over the wedding plans you were working on your fiance,my best friend.Since grade school we have been so tight the three of us. We sat back on my tufted leather sofa gazing at the fire letting the rum warm our bellies.Dave matthews playing on the radio.I leaned over and looked you in the eyes "Have i ever thanked you for being my friend?"I said "No" you gave a small chuckle "we have always been friends,there for each other,never expecting anything from one another" "well then its about time Jessica." I said never breaking your eye contact
Vanity
Complement me if it moves you NOT because you want something from me
The Vanishing Hitchhiker
Twomen were driving down the highway one night when they saw a lovely young girl standing by the side of the road shivering. They stopped to offer her a ride and lend her an overcoat. She thanked them and showed them the way to her house. After dropping her off, the men discovered they had forgotten to take back the overcoat. Wanting to make sure the girl was ok and get the coat back, the men stopped by the girls house the following morning. Her mother answered the door and informed the men that her daughter had died in a car accident years ago and took them to her gravesite as proof. Theer, neatly folded lay the overcoat from the night before.
Vanilla Love Story .....well Not To Vanilla
I passed by your house on the way home from work I saw your bedroom light on.I stopped,not meaning to,standing there with a hole in my chest. My mind wandered back to a time one dark stormy night the snow was fierce.We found ourself housebound no car could make the trip.The phone was down but the fire was going,casting dancing creatures on the walls of the living room just you and me. I offered you a drink ,my best rum.We sat back going over the wedding plans you were working on. Your fiance,my best friend. Since grade school we have been so tight the three of us. We sat back on my tufted leather sofa gazing at the fire letting the rum warm our bellies.Dave matthews playing on the radio.I leaned over and looked you in the eyes "Have I ever thanked you for being my friend?"I said "No" you gave a small chuckle "We have always been friends,there for each other,never expecting anything from one another" "Well then its about time Jessica." I said never breaking eye contact."Y
Vanishing Path
That's what it is right now I had always been a warrior always heading straight to what i wanted to reach This year left big scars on my soul I won a lot of battles in my life Always trying to be.... but i'm not i'm not what i wanted to be, i'm not where i wanted to be, and i'm not doing what i wanted to do All my chances are gone All the trains have passed I feel like i've lost the BIG, FINAL, and most IMPORTANT fight of my life For all my life, fantasizing about my future, i was always able to define every single different path i might have reached one day I chose one, maybe the hardest to walk on I was almost out of it... BUT THE PATH beneath my feet VANISHED Life sent me an ambush and all the other paths disappear in a grey, dense fog around me..... ....and i'm lost....
Vanish
Vanish Walking in the dark Alone Snow falls Briskly air chills my face Admonitory feelings seep into my skin A shadow appears I stop in place Soon I see Adonis My heart is pacing My stomache is tight He nears closer I stare never taking my eyes away His footsteps are no more Warm breath is felt My heart melts He grabs my hand I can not scream He pulls me in and I come undone His lips reach mine I close my eyes I vanish into the night My feet take flight His touch lifts me I see us embracing my concious contentment is there I return to a soft whisper He speaks my name My mind eludes Adonis Now I see This is real Admonitory feelings are now vapor in the cold air You walk away No words can escape me I stand enthralled Soon you vanish Snow flakes pound my skin Tears flow A smile follows
Vanity...2008's Favorite Sin.
Do I primp? Yes. Do I spend more than $6 on eyeliner? Yes. Do I use a credit card to get my hair "just right"? Yes. Have I had Plastic surgery? Ask my Plastic surgeon. *wink* Am I a bitch? Sometimes. (Hey, at least I admit it!) Do I care what you think? Sadly, yes I do....for a day or so. Do I ever feel less than adequate? F--- YEAH! Am I insecure? Most of the time. Do I give a s---? No. Why? Umm....have you ever MET ME? Love me or hate me...just feel SOMETHING and own it. "Living's worth nothing without passion." ~W. Strong
Vanishing Lounge Backgrounds
Here's something obscure... Never leave out anything important. CSS has a parameter called !important that fits at the end of a statement, just before the semi-colon (;). Its job is to place priority to a statement that is addressed in a style sheet your page loaded first. Here's an example: Your lounge's MOTD contains the style tags that control your lounge's background. Somewhere in there, in the body{} section, is a line that reads: background-image: url('http://www.fubar.com/someimage.gif'); When you edit the MOTD, you're actually affecting the output of a file called "new_lounge.php". By itself, that statement would place an image located at the provided URL into the background of your lounge. However, what if the stylesheet "new_lounge.php" inherited from happened to contain a definition for body{} already? Actually, it happens to: a part of utils.js (JavaScript) actually sets that background (through CSS) to a solid black, 1x1 pixel black dot, tiled everywhere (th
Vanilla Pudding Robbery...lmao
This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin (Ireland) Times about a bank robbery on March 2. Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a qu
Vanilla Pudding Robbery
This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2. Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more tha
Van Is Whipped
Just one more update before Sam heads home. Van traded phones with her because his was better, so he took hers and she took his. He admitted that he was whipped. She didn't want to leave because Van didn't want her to.
Vanilla Cream
Vanilla cream, Sensuous sexuality bustin out of the porous seams, Leaking, seeking security under the audacious gleam of her personality, With each step, she doesn't accept any of the confused and easily amused hypocrites, That constantly put her assumed ignorance to the test, For the complexity of her multi-dimensional being, isn't easy for the simple seeing to pick apart. Yes, strong woman she is Handles her biz, controls how she lives, and instead of hey you! prefers miss. She is elegance, standing tall like the statue of liberty, For of thee she sings, Don't need no man to seek and understand that her Pre-determined destiny lies within the palm of her hand. Doesn't need to get an education just to be domesticated, to have an iron and baby diaper in each hand. She is miss I am I am the end all and be all of what I will and will not do Not just an actor in this patriarchal society s play. But the producer, writer, and set manager. She ha
Vanilla Ice
damnnn how stupid. Vanilla Ice Busted After Meltdown With Wife Posted Apr 10th 2008 11:37PM by TMZ Staff Former rap star Vanilla Ice, real name Robert Van Winkle, was arrested tonight at his home after an alleged altercation with his wife. Ice was booked by Palm Beach County Sheriff's deputies at 10:43 PM ET on a charge of domestic battery. Sources tell TMZ he got into an argument with his wife, Laura, and he pushed her. Vanilla Ice is still in custody at Palm Beach County Jail. Palm Beach County Sheriff's tell TMZ that in most cases, people arrested for domestic violence are usually held over to see a judge. Looks like Mr. Van Winkle will spend a night in the pokey.
Vanity Is A Fair Pop Star
In the light of vanity fair I am playing a purple Air guitar on my knees Why should peeps think I’m so perfect I still cant Make country a pop song I play all my daddy’s Favorites but nobody listens Its in the teen pops I shine Maybe a nude will boost My popularity will reign Oh my I’m embarrassed he he smiley smiley smiley
Vanishing Sunset
Vanishing Sunset A night A thought A fantasy A reality cloaked in long hidden dreams Of desires to be loved To know you are needed Can you feel drinking deeply into another's arms? Can you imagine a night with only givers and no takers? Have you seen a newborn day in the eyes of another dreamer? I have I will again I will sip deeply of my vanishing sunset And feel alive again
Vanilla Ice Cream Crepes With Strawberry Sauce
VANILLA ICE CREAM CREPES WITH STRAWBERRY SAUCE Crepes are tissue-thin pancakes that can be used to make any number of delicious desserts. In this recipe, you will fill crepes with ice cream and smother with Strawberry Sauce and whipped cream. I pint strawberries, washed 6 tablespoons water 2 tablespoons granulated sugar 3 cups vanilla ice cream 4 cups whipped cream Crepe Shells 1/4 cup all-purpose flour 7 tablespoons milk 1 large egg 1/2 tablespoon vegetable oil 1 pinch salt as needed vegetable spray or oil Combine flour, milk, egg, oil, and salt in a blender or food processor. Blend into a smooth batter, stopping motor a few times to scrape down the sides of the bowl. Cover and refrigerate batter for 1 hour. Blend batter well before making crepes. Over moderate heat, lightly oil a preheated, 6-inch, nonstick sauté pan. Add enough batter to make a thin coat, tilt pan so batter forms a thin, even covering over bottom of sauté pan. Cook each crepe until it sets,
The Vanishing Republican Voter
By DAVID FRUM Published: September 5, 2008 I LIVE IN WASHINGTON, in a neighborhood that is home to lawyers, political consultants, television personalities and the chief executive of the TIAA-CREF pension fund. Not exactly an abode of the superrich, but the kind of neighborhood where almost nobody does her own yardwork or vacuums his own floor. Children’s birthday parties feature rented moon bounces or hired magicians. The local grocery stores offer elegant precooked dinners of salmon, duck and artichoke ravioli. Skip to next paragraph Enlarge This Image Sophia Martineck Blog The Caucus The CaucusThe latest political news from around the nation. Join the discussion. * Election Guide * More Politics News Related Times Topics: Income Inequality Four miles to the southeast there stretches a different Washington. More than one-third of the people live in poverty. Close to half the young children are overweight. Fewer than half the adults work. The rate of
The Vanishing Republican Voter-2
(Page 2 of 4) Under its Republican leadership, Fairfax boomed. Giant shopping malls and futuristic office blocks beanstalked over tract homes. The population surged past the one-million mark. Today Fairfax boasts an economy bigger than Vietnam’s. Fairfax households earn among the highest average incomes of any American county, more than $100,000, but that high average conceals wide variations between the highly educated and new arrivals speaking in 40 different tongues. With wealth comes diversity — and what is inequality but diversity in monetary form? Skip to next paragraph Blog The Caucus The CaucusThe latest political news from around the nation. Join the discussion. * Election Guide * More Politics News Related Times Topics: Income Inequality The county’s new wealth and diversity have created important new social problems. The schools are stressed. The roads are choked. Land use is more contentious. As Fairfax has evolved toward greater inequality, it
The Vanishing Republican Voter-3
(Page 3 of 4) Republican economic management since 2001 has not yielded many benefits for middle-income America. Adjusting for inflation, the incomes of college graduates actually dropped by 5 percent between 2000 and 2004 — and 44 percent of the people of Prince William are college graduates. Prince William is also ground zero for the middle-class revolt against the Bush administration’s easy immigration policies. An estimated 10 million migrants have entered the United States since 2000, at least half of them illegally, and few places in the United States have reacted more angrily than Prince William County. Last year, the Prince William Board of Supervisors voted unanimously to require the local police to check the immigration status of all arrested persons. Skip to next paragraph Blog The Caucus The CaucusThe latest political news from around the nation. Join the discussion. * Election Guide * More Politics News Related Times Topics: Income Inequality
The Vanishing Republican Voter-4
(Page 4 of 4) At the same time, conservatives need to ask ourselves some hard questions about the trend toward the Democrats among America’s affluent and well educated. Leaving aside the District of Columbia, 7 of America’s 10 best-educated states are strongly “blue” in national politics, and the others (Colorado, New Hampshire and Virginia) have been trending blue. Of the 10 least-educated, only one (Nevada) is not reliably Republican. And so we arrive at a weird situation in which the party that identifies itself with markets, with business and with technology cannot win the votes of those who have prospered most from markets, from business and from technology. Republicans have been badly hurt in upper America by the collapse of their onetime reputation for integrity and competence. Upper Americans live in a world in which things work. The packages arrive overnight. The car doors clink seamlessly shut. The prevailing Republican view — “of course government always fails, what do yo
Vanishing
I have thought long and hard over this but when I get everything kosher , I am thinking of trying to disappear for a week. My only problem is if I go anywhere she thinks she has to go . I need to get away from everything to recooperate, and actually find myself again. My life is a complete mess and I am the only one that can fix this mess. I have listened to the wrong people for too damn long , and I need to refocus on everything.
Vanishing Acts By Jodi Picoult
Plot Summary: Delia Hopkins was six years old when her father allowed her to be his assistant in the amateur magic act he performed at the local senior center's annual Christmas pageant. "I learned a lot that night," recalls Delia, who is now 32, at the start of Picoult's absorbing new novel (her 12th, after My Sister's Keeper). "That people don't vanish into thin air...." She has come to know this even better as an adult: she makes her living finding missing people with her own search-and-rescue bloodhound. As she prepares for her wedding, however, Delia has a flash of memory that is so vivid yet so wildly out-of-place among the other memories from her idyllic New Hampshire upbringing that she describes it to a childhood friend, who happens to be a reporter. Soon, her whole world and the world of the widowed father she adores is turned upside down. Her marriage to her toddler's father, a loving but still struggling recovering alcoholic, is put on hold as she is forced to conduct a sea
The Vanished Man By Jeffery Deaver
Plot Summary: Fans of Deaver know that he works storytelling magic in his thrillers, not just the Lincoln Rhyme tales (The Stone Monkey, etc.) but also the stand-alones (The Blue Nowhere, etc.). It's fitting, then, that in his new, giddily entertaining story about quadriplegic crime fighter Rhyme, he casts as his villain a professional illusionist-and an apprentice magician as assistant to Rhyme and Rhyme's cop sidekick-lover, Amelia Sachs. The novel opens with the murder of a young female student at a music school on Manhattan's Upper West Side. Caught in the act, the killer vanishes from a sealed room. Forensic and eyewitness clues point to a culprit with magic training; looking for expert help, Sachs encounters an aspiring illusionist, who goes by the stage name of Kara, who agrees to help her and Rhyme. The villain-revealed in passages from his POV as "Malerick," soon identified as a world-class magician with a serious ax to grind-commits further mayhem (including an attack on Rhym
Vanilla Wafer Crust
VANILLA WAFER CRUST For 9-inch Pie Crust: 1 1/2 cups (40) vanilla wafer crumbs 1 tablespoon sugar 1/4 cup (2 cubes) butter or margarine Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Mix crumbs and sugar in bowl; drizzle with melted butter while stirring with a fork. Stir until crumbs are moistened, then press mixture into a 9-inch pie pan. Bake for 10 minutes. Cool before adding filling.
Vanishing Jobs
Vanishing jobs, stressed consumers feed downturn Friday November 7, 12:03 am ET By Jeannine Aversa, AP Economics Writer Vanishing jobs, stressed consumers feed vicious cycle for sinking economy WASHINGTON (AP) -- A vicious cycle of vanishing jobs and stresses on American consumers is spelling deeper trouble for the already sinking U.S. economy. All the economy's woes -- a housing collapse, mounting foreclosures, hard-to-get credit and financial market upheaval -- will confront President-elect Obama when he assumes office early next year. Obama has shifted from campaign mode to the task of building a new Democratic administration. A top priority will be quickly assembling his economics team, including the secretaries of Treasury, Commerce and Labor. On the crucial jobs front, the situation is likely to move from bad to worse next year. Employers have slashed jobs in the first nine months of this year. A staggering 760,000 losses have been racked up so far. And more a
Vani And Crystal Are Cheeky Devils
Take this survey if you openly talk about sex What is it that you absolutely need sexually? A vagina? What is something you have always wanted to try? Uhm...make some suggestions What is something you have never done in bed before? Stuff I really don't wanna try...like anal or golden showers and stuffs What time of day do you like to have sex? Right now? What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? Desire in her eyes How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? Forever If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? Excited Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river? Yes Have you ever faked an orgasm? No What Part of your body are you self-conscious about? All of it Do you have any sexual regrets? No If a lover cheated on you would you take them back? Highly highly doubtful How Important is sex in your life? It's high up there. 7/10? How Important
Vanilla.
Vanilla This is in her beating heart, she dreams in shaded nightfall; the gears grind to a halt. She smears the ground with kosher salt, because she knows she knows it all. This is in her beating heart. With vanilla tongue, she rips apart each man that comes to call. The gears grind to a halt. Watching from an upstairs room, waiting to play the part, this eager bride-to-be becomes something that will appall. This is in her beating heart. Life will end, but will not start and she feels this just behind the wall. The gears grind to a halt. With all her plans, red-handed, caught she bows to his resolve: This is in her beating heart; the gears grid to a halt.
Vanilla Popcorn
Vanilla Popcorn Ingredients 1/4 cup corn oil 1 (4 inch) vanilla bean, split lengthwise 3/4 cup unpopped popcorn 1 tablespoon sugar 2 tablespoons butter, melted Salt to taste Cooking Instructions Heat corn oil in a large pot over medium-high or high heat for a minute. Add one kernel of popcorn to the oil. When the kernel pops, pour in the remaining popcorn and the vanilla bean. Place a lid on the pot, and shake gently until the corn starts to pop. Shake vigorously until the popping subsides. Remove from the heat, and pour into a large bowl. Remove the vanilla bean from the corn. Scrape seeds from the vanilla bean, and mix with sugar. Stir sugar, melted butter and salt into the corn until evenly coated, and serve.
Vanillagorilla
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Vanish
To Vanish if it was only that easy. To just walk away from everyone. To walk away from everything. To just Vanish from it all if it was only that easy. To remove ones self from hear shot. To remove ones self from all obligation that binds one down.  To Vanish if it was only that easy. To run away from the one you love cause you just can't breath. To run away from the pain.
The Vanishing Thought
Hidden thoughts tossed into a mazeA maze where the creator doesn't know to navigateA place where shadow's are real and we follow themWhere we are the paper, and they the penWhistling our emotion's through song and praiseLiving life as if it was a hazeNever knowing what to expectNever knowing, that death is someone you have met.It all comes back down to is those Hidden thoughts.Hidden by another thoughtSpoken over by wordsAnd whispered by that voice we never wanted to listen to in the first placeYou may try to find itTo listen finally after all that timeFinally you realized, you passed the "Do not pass" signBut yet you jay walk, never looking to goGetting hit by your own swarming thoughts of Should I ditch? Or should I wish?But you finally stop and whisper "No"It all vanishesA stream of empty settles your mindFinally, in the distance, that thought you had forgotten.That thought you swear you had lostDusty and wrinkled.Torn and written on.You brush it off.A question it was. That thought
Vanilla Or Dom/sub
You Scored as Submissive You are a natural submissive, and live to please your partner. While you have a will of your own, you enjoy challenging yourself if it gives someone you care about pleasure. While you are smart and decisive, you enjoy "letting someone else drive" at times. You are a rare and beautiful creature, and will be *extremely* cherished when under the care of the right Dominant. [ Submissive 70% (Wow...neck & neck with being a Dom almost) Dominant 65% Vanilla 38% Sycophant / Doormat 25% Abuser / Jackass 15% Vanilla or Dom/Sub
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Vanished
All my thougths vanish,The momment I see her eyes.My mind so lost in them,Never wanting to say goodbye. With just one look from her,My will would vanish,my resistance gone.My heart cannot run away,From thier sweet song. If I ever had the choice,With her never I will.My eyes would long to see her,Her beauty they would never fill. I hope never again comes a day,Where this beauty is not in my eyes.I thank my God for this gift of her,His beauty that fell from heavens sky's.
Vanity
I'm having a good boob day--they look awesome! (A little more awesome than normal :P.) You ever just have a good boob day? Umm men: maybe a good penis day or a good balls day? Like where you would fuck the hell out of yourself and then do. Where you pass by the mirror and wonder who that sexy pair of boobs (or penis or balls) are staring back at you. I wonder why I think of these things..really, I do.
Vanity...
Vanished
Though my days still young,It seems our time has past.The few momments we had shared,For eternity now they must last. No chance to go back,The past is now a closed book.I hang my head low,As to you I take my last look. Hearts not even old,Now cold as the wind.If only time would reverse,With you I could begin again. All my mistakes would vanish,You would never question my love.And forever I would look to the sky,And thank the heavens above.
Vanity
" He has what we need (his face is here, his face is there, we wanna see him). He has everything (we say his name, we give him fame, we wanna be him). He's constellations and satellites. He's UFO's on angel wings, invisible in his universe of sky-he's so high. He shoots the stars and blinks the lights. His paper skin covers up his paper scars. Black of eyes, black of vanity. He's overdressed just to win us over (the hair shines, the face is pretty). He's by design and his mind has been placed by a string. He is the model nihilist. He's got the face of a million superstars. Obsessed? It's what he wanted. Impressed? It's all the sugar. I'm am candy coated, so come and see all the fashion and frolic."
The Vanishing Maturity Of Men
The Vanishing Maturity of Men   Women, pay close attention to this; because you are primarily the cause of this problem going unnoticed. For many generations, men were the foundation of the family unit. And they made up the governing body of villages and cities where cultural and civic developments advanced civilizations. Men made their decisions based on careful thought and consideration for everyone involved. They were mature in all their ways and interest, and set good examples for their male children to follow.   Today, you will be hard pressed to find a single male who is truly mature. Most men today are more like large, old children; who set fun and play as a priority in their lives. They were raised to think that fun and play were the most important things for them to value, and they are unable to recognize maturity as a priority. Yes, they want to accomplish things and have things, but behind their façade of responsibility lies their deep motivation to have fun and play.  
Vanished
Vanished   My love an I were walking through a dense forest. She walked through a clump of trees a few paces ahead of me. When I got to that clump of trees she had VANISHED.....     This and other versions are nightmares I've had for most of my life.
The Vanity
The Vanity of mine Thinking I could protect you That the blue skin Didn't bother me That the rot smell of a corpse was Perfume To be wafted in times of calm To be toted like a tennis raquet over my shoulder I apologize for such disrespect
Van Kooten En De Bie- De Vieze Man Huurt Een Pornofilm
Van Morrison
Van Morrison- Into The Mystic
Oh man.. what can you say about this song? If I ever ever get married *cough* This will be that song to play during my hand fasting. This song is the song that was also sung to me once by a good friend. I have to smile when I hear this. This song is truly the hopeless romantic in my gypsy soul. Someday... haha riiiight :) We were born before the wind Also younger than the sun Ere the bonnie boat was won as we sailed into the mystic Hark, now hear the sailors cry Smell the sea and feel the sky Let your soul and spirit fly into the mystic And when that fog horn blows I will be coming home And when that fog horn blows I want to hear it I dont have to fear it I want to rock your gypsy soul Just like way back in the days of old Then magnificently we will float into the mystic And when that fog horn blows you know I will be coming home And when thst fog horn whistle blows I got to hear it I dont have to fear it I want to rock your gypsy soul Just like way back in t
~ Van Morrison's - Brown Eyed Girl ~
Van Morrison - Brown Eyed Girl
Van Morrison (he Rocks!)
Van Morrison - Brown Eyed Girl
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Van Một Chiều
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Vannatastica's Story
I know exactly what you went though. I too, Lost a child. My first child, in 1998. He would have been 9 years old this coming october. My story isnt link yours but its long and complicated. as they say. In 1996, i was diagnosed with cervical cancer. I had the treatment which required day surgry. where they went in my cervix and lazered the cancer cells. Which Left scare tissues in my cervix. When I got pregnant. they Dr. knew i had this treatment. Said i was still in fact able to have a natural birth. When i was about 6 month along. My son, desided to move and pinch my sciatic nerve. So i starting seeing a chiropractor. He did my history like all would as cancer isnt something thats over looked. He meantioned to me.. about how i was going to have the baby delivered. I said the Dr. said i was able to do a natural birth. He suggested to me to convance the Dr. in a cesarean section. So i did and he assured me everything would be fine. So Full term came and im in the hospital in f
Van Problem
The fist knocking on the door belonged to a cop. Bracing for the worst, the yard foreman opened the door. "Is that yours?" asked the officer, pointing to a company van that was jutting out into the narrow street. "Uhh, yes it is," said the foreman. "That is, it's our company's." "Would you mind moving it?" asked the officer. "We've set up a speed trap, and the van's causing everyone to slow down."
A Vanquished Heart.
The dark falls, the lightning thunders down...a single bolt illuminates the fallen figure. She struggles to get up...the rain pouring down too hard...so hard that she cant even think...how could this be? The weight of years of pain and misfortune, they happened once...why do they have to happen again? Why does my heart remind me of these painful events..why do they keep resurfacing in storms like this... My heart is bleeding to death...thats why...the wounds made by those events have scarred my heart and something opened them...perhaps an occurrence that shook my heart, such as someone trying to understand me...someone trying to mend the wounds and accidentally hitting the wrong spots at the wrong times... I feel dead, I feel like I dont exist, nothing makes sense and no thoughts are clear. How do I get them to go away! It frustrates me to no end! A man walks across the void to visit her, to help her up off her knees, his face is hidden, GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! she screams at
Van, Sherry And Crystal, Your Faults
I'm really bored so just had to 1. Go to photobucket.com (don't sign in) 2. Type the answer to your question in the "search" box 3. Pick from pictures on the first page only What is your name? horrible choices What is your relationship status? What is your favorite color? What kind of car do you drive? Who is your celebrity crush? What are you listening to? What is your favorite tv show? What kind of phone do you have? What is something you do a lot? Whats your favorite character? Whats your favorite dessert? Whats your favorite non alcoholic drink? W
Vantage Point
12/28/06 I just want to kick at my assumptions until they run off with your expectations and the world is quiet again Because centered in this constant struggle to live up to who looks down upon you is a maddening passion I have no ladder to meet your heavens But with a little boost you could touch mine And polish them of your disapproval Everything I observe from this vantage point Rests in detail in places you dare not go So the fault is not mine to claim You cannot discredit what you choose to fear and I will never be transformed by the dark please accept this apology from me
Van Tagged Me...
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1- I have a scar on the top of my foot from where I tried to kick a cat. I missed and kicked the frame of a bed. 2- No one really knows the "real" me. Sometimes I don't even think I do. 3- I hate playing Truth or Dare...only because I'm afraid when it's my turn to ask "Truth or Dare", the person will say truth. I hate asking questions. 4- I regret not going to college and now I'm thinking it's too late. 5- If I could go back to school, I'd study forensic science. 6- I'm a procrastinator. 7- I usually eat only once a day. I know I shouldn't but oh well. 8- I forgive people far too much. Even when they have
Van Update
Ok so get this... we finally get the damned van back on Wednesday, just in time for my Thursday appointment with the doctor..... we didn't even make it HOME!   Damn tranny went out AGAIN on the way home and we ended up parked on the side of the road not 5 miles from the house in the middle of the night.  So now the van is sitting out in front of the house like a lawn ornament along with all the other cars in our graveyard.   But then again I really shouldn't be surprised.  I haven't had a working motor in my life for years (if u catch my drift lol).  I guess I don't have the right fuel. Anyone got a pipe wrench? *raises eyebrow*
Van Wilder 2: The Rise Of Taj
Released on DVD 3/27/07 This movie was really funny! you must see it for your self!
Van Woes
I own 1994 Chevy Lumina APV mini van. I love to pieces it's a great van. Than one day my belt broke on my van, so I got the part to fix it, and took into a shop for them to replace it..when they said I have bad a/c clutch. So, I pay the owner of the shop $300.00 to place it. Now my vechical was working fine for a month or so. Than one day, my van started coughing and acting like not giving enough gas. Found out now, from my mechianic friend that the shop I took it to, they cross wired my wireing harness and it would be like $2,000 to replace it.. I was like gewiz. So, now my friend going type me letter stating the company did my van fucked up. So, I can try sue them for hooking my car up wrong. By, the way also when the put the AC clutch on they never recharged my AC.
Van Was Right...
Where's Your Halo? Your not a bitch at all! your goodie two shoes, often called a church girl. Your the angel without wings. parents, teachers, pretty much any adult adores you. Be good, but losen up a little... have fun!
Van Wolfswinkel Is The Canaries Record Signing
Ricky van Wolfswinkel (Norwich) The signing of the Holland international striker looks like another coup from the club from East Anglia. Van Wolfswinkel has proved prolific in Holland with Utrecht and then in Portugal with Sporting Lisbon.Wholesale jerseys A record of just under a goal every other game suggests that the lad knows how to find the net. The quality of the leagues may not be the same as the Premier League, but with the right supply line, the 24-year-old will score goals. Van Wolfswinkel is the Canaries record signing, costing £8million, plus add-ons. The Dutch striker seems like a player that could be worth every penny of his fee. Fernandinho (Manchester City) Fernandinho cost Manchester City £30million this summer. It is a hefty price tag, but he City have bought the finished article. Having spent most of his career in Ukrainian football, Fernandinho finally has a chance to impress in one of Europe’s big leagues.His displays in the Champions League
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Va Opens New Regional Claims Office
By MARTIN J. KIDSTON FORT HARRISON — The Department of Veterans Affairs opened a new $4.5 million regional claims office here Tuesday, touting the facility as the VA’s first energy efficient and environmentally certified building. The facility, an appealing one-story structure, will process health-care claims for Montana veterans, including those returning from duty in Iraq and Afghanistan. Gov. Brian Schweitzer and Lt. Gov. Jon Bohlinger, along with representatives from Montana’s congressional delegation, gathered for the ribbon-cutting ceremony, officially opening the 22,000 square-foot building, which sits east of the larger VA Hospital. Mike Walcoff, the associate deputy undersecretary for benefits with the Department of Veterans Affairs, said the new office currently employs 48 people. In the future, the office could grow to serve as a resource center for other states. Montana is home to 107,000 veterans, the most per capita of any other state
11.16.06 Vapor Of Hope
Vapor of Hope a velvet soul is wearing thin and lost again, in desperate sin forgetting simple sweet emotion cold for now, a calm devotion jaded from a empty truth and falling still to die in youth grasping for the words you gave to hope again to pass the grave and waiting for your sweet return just waiting here in loves sweet burn thank you for being my muse. M.E.J.
Vapor Motor
I wanted to invite everyone to come by my page. But I will just tell you now. I got an engine to run on only gas vapors. This is a great step toward getting a car to run for about 500 miles on one gallon of gas. Just to let you all know, I will be putting up pictures and video of the engine working and in use. thank you Darrell
Vaporized
She felt the wind run her over like a mack truck, the scent of hops smothering her. It was an odd combination with the sweet summer smell of daffodils that lined the highway, but it was home. Her spirit lifted, her eyes danced with a laughter that took them both by surprise. He looked at her with a soft, whispering look. She ignored this gaze to roll up the window long enough to light another smoke. As she took drag after hungry drag off of the filter, her eyes grew wider and wider. Now that she was here, what would she say? How was she going to explain all this to people who had been looking for her for probably years? Who were more strangers to her now than family? Her heart grew heavy, and now home seemed so foreign when what she knew for the last few years were rest stops and cash-only motel rooms, no name necessary. The blood drained from her face, and suddenly the humid St. Louis breeze chilled her to the core. The car seemed to cruise one hundred miles per hour...
Vapor Lock
Why do men snore??? When they sleep on their backs their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock
Vapors
I was listening to Biz Markie's Vapors and all of a sudden I started to look for this word on Urban Dictionary.com and it explains it better: VAPORS      Situation where someone treats someone one way, usually negatively, and then at a later point in time regrets what was done to that other person in the past or begins to treat the same person in a more respectful manner. Identified in the 1988 Biz Markie song "Vapors." Girls dissed you because you were broke. Now that you blew-up and have money, the same girls want to get with you. These women have caught the vapors. Guy breaks up with his girlfriend. Later on realizes that she was all he ever wanted and that breaking up with her was a mistake. Now he wants her back. He's got the vapors. regret vapers hindsight revenge vappors by DreJD Apr 18, 2006 share this Remember people, what goes around comes back around, AND SUCCESS WILL BE THE ULTIMATE REVENGE.
Vapor Is The New Smoke
Some of you know I smoke and some of you don’t. Some of you wish I wouldn’t and some wish I would share. My cigarette of choice has been Newport 100’s since 1997. According to the FTC (Federal Trade Commission), Newport has one of the highest concentrations of nicotine of any cigarette. In fact, only 5 brands have over 3 mg of nicotine per cigarette and Newport is one of them. Combine that with the fact that menthol is addictive by itself and you have a very hard habit to break. Well over the years I have noticed my lung capacity diminish and the occurrences of sinus infections, respiratory infections, and bronchitis increase. This has led me to seek out alternatives. The price happened to help as extra encouragement when they are well over $6 USD per pack and only 6 years ago I was paying $3 USD for them. Well on to the point… A few months ago a friend of mine from Britain sent me this url to a most interesting website. Its for an electronic cigarette. No toba
Vapor Cigarettes
(Since I'm getting so many SBs and MSGs about my status, I thought I'd share with everyone on a blog.) Alright, so a few weeks ago a buddy of mine at work was telling me about electric vapor cigarettes. Basically, it's a cigarette-like device that  when you "smoke", you get water vapor with nicotine. NO CHEMICALS. Now, I was weary about this untill last night I ran into him and he let me try it. Being skeptical, I took a long drag from it and was suprised. He says he's been using it for a week and has yet to smoke a real cigarette. The starter kit is about 60$, and I'm ready to make the purchase myself. You need cartridges for it (included in the starter kit) and each cartridge is about 15 cigarettes and breaks down to 1$ each. They also come in MANY flavors as well as full-flavor, menthol, light, etc. Another plus is these are UNIVERSAL! In another words, you can buy different cartridges from different companies if for some reason you don't like the ones your using. My bud
The Vaquero Song
Another of my favorite poems / songs. I especially enjoy this one as performed by Dave Stamey - a working cowboy, poet and singer. You can hear the song here: http://cowboyfrank.net/real/albums/Dave_Stamey/Tonopah/TheVaqueroSong.htm California has a rich history in cattle and ranching. Read Sour Grapes if you want to know my thoughts on what is happening today. The Vaquero Song My name is Juan Medina A vaquero once was I Now I live in the air above the pepper trees Where are all the cattle, that belonged to Captain Dana They're blown away like ashes in the California breeze And once I rode the foothills And I swung a long reata I worked the hide and tallow trade in the land I loved I rode in wooden stirrups And the dust raised by my ponies Was smoke, from my alter offered up to the God above Todavía estoy aquí I am still here Todavía estoy aquí my soul is dancing in the moonlight I mingle with each grain of sand in the land that is my birthright
Va Rejects Proposal For Single Boston Medical Center
July 28, 2006 Other Consolidations to be Studied WASHINGTON – After a detailed, two-year examination of its Boston operations, the Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) has rejected a proposal to close its four Boston hospitals and create a single medical center for the metropolitan area. “VA is committed to continuing world-class medical care that is convenient and accessible for Boston-area veterans,” said the Honorable R. James Nicholson, Secretary of Veterans Affairs. “VA will provide veterans with the care they need in the locations that make sense.” The secretary rejected consolidating all health care services at one location during the initial examination and has called for further study of several other options to modernize its facilities to meet the future needs of Boston veterans. Additional options include: * Shifting inpatient psychiatry and long-term care from VA’s Bedford facility to its Brockton medical center, while retaining outpatient care at Bedford;
The Va & Religious Symbols
This is political, yet very much affects Pagans & Wiccans. The Department of Veterans Affairs is accepting comments about their new regulations for approving religious symbols as emblems of faith for vets' tombstones. It is in the congressional record. Comments must be sent to the VA by March 20th. You do not have to be a veteran to make a comment. There are several new clauses which would make it harder for Pagans to get approval of the Pentacle (and eventually other symbols too). This includes demanding that a congregation have a set membership, in a specific location. There are several oblique references to symbols that might have an "adverse impact" on others, or which might be offensive. I'm sure that was on purpose so that if anyone objects to the Pentacle, or calls it offensive, the symbol would be rejected by the VA. The regulations also don't have any set time limit for approving religious emblems, or for giving people a distinct YES or NO answer. This matt
Va Report
Sec. Nicholson held Press Brief Today and Released the report. Subject: GWOT Task Force Report Released http://www1.va.gov/taskforce/ Task Force Aims at Improved Services for GWOT Veterans Nicholson - Vets "Shouldn't Fight For Benefits Earned" WASHINGTON (April 24, 2007) - Military personnel returning from Iraq and Afghanistan can look forward to more timely receipt of benefits, better information and more streamlined processes, thanks to streamlined federal procedures announced today by Secretary of Veterans Affairs Jim Nicholson, who chaired a presidential task force. "The federal government must be responsive and efficient in delivering our benefits and services to these heroes," Nicholson said during a speech to the National Press Club. "They should not have to fight bureaucratic red tape for benefits earned by their courageous service." On March 6, President Bush appointed Nicholson to lead the Interagency Task Force on Returning Global War on Terror
Va Reaches Out To Women Veterans
March 27, 2008 Women Vets Have Earned "Benefits, Respect, Thanks" – Peake Fourth National Summit on Women Veterans Issues Begins June 20 WASHINGTON -- Recognizing the valor, service and sacrifice of America’s 1.7 million women veterans, the Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) has created a comprehensive array of benefits and programs. "Women who served this country in uniform -- whether veterans of World War II, Korea, Vietnam, the Gulf War, the current Global War on Terror or peacetime service -- have earned our respect and thanks," said Dr. James B. Peake, Secretary of Veterans Affairs. "They have also earned the full range of VA programs offered by a grateful nation." Secretary Peake also announced the Fourth National Summit on Women Veterans Issues to be held from June 20 – 22 in Washington D.C. The Summit will offer attendees an opportunity to enhance future progress on women veterans issues, with sessions specifically for the Reserve and Nationa
Various Thoughts
A good woman is proud of herself. She respects herself and others. She is aware of who she is. She neither seeks definition from the person she is with, nor does she expect them to read her mind. She is quite capable of articulating her needs. A good woman is hopeful. She is strong enough to make all her dreams come true. She knows love, therefore she gives love. She recognizes that her love has great value and must be reciprocated. If her love is taken for granted, it soon disappears. A good woman has a dash of inspiration, a dabble of endurance. She knows that she will, at times, have to inspire others to reach the potential that God gave them. A good woman knows her past, understands her present and moves toward the future. A good woman knows God. She knows that with God the world is her playground, but without God she will just be played. A good woman does not live in fear of the future because of her past. Instead, she understands that
Variations Of Pepper...one Of My Furry Babies
5 Variable Love Test . . .
Your Five Variable Love Profile Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is medium. In general, you prefer to have only one love interest. But it's hard for you to stay devoted for too long! There's too much eye candy to keep you from wandering. Experience Level: Your experience level is medium. You probably have had a couple significant loves. And you may have even had your heart broken. But you haven't really dated a wide variety of people. Dominance: Your dominance is medium. You tend to be the one with more power. You aren't a total control freak in relationships.. But of course you don't mind getting you way! Cynicism: Your cynicism is medium. You'd like to believe in true and everlasting love... But you've definitely been burned enough to know better. You're still an optimist, but you also are a realist. Independence: Your independence is high. You don't need to be in love, and sometimes you don't even want love. Havi
Variable Love
Your Five Variable Love Profile Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is low. You see love as a gift that you should give to many. It's hard for you to imagine being with one person at at time... Let alone one person for the rest of your life! Experience Level: Your experience level is high. You've loved, lost, and loved again. You have had a wide range of love experiences. And when the real thing comes along, you know it! Dominance: Your dominance is low. This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced. You know a relationship is not about getting your way. And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom. Cynicism: Your cynicism is low. You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance. No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter. You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate. And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon. Independence: Your independence is low. This d
Varies By Religion??
Question.... If religion determines the purpose for sex, does each religion have its own clustered views on the rights and wrongs?? If My religion says its to reproduce and therefore i find it "wrong" to be a homosexual..can I still say its wrong if Im a different religion?? How then do I justify my opinion? Or on interracial relationships?? Abortions? Pedophilia?? Im not a religious person, therefore I have no idea if your religion controls your views on everything(im imagining yes) HELP
Various Blogs
I write a ton of stuff, it can mostly be found in the following three places: The Heart of the Machine-http://www.revolutionsf.com/bb/weblog.php?w=7&sid=e28f24c88e59554815c2789caf02c185 Tenebrae- http://tenebrae.livejournal.com Cthulhu Rose- http://cthulhurose.livejournal.com
Various Bullshit
Funny how today started out.I awoke crabby,for no perticular reason.Put computer on,went down stairs grabbed a Coffee,return'd to the comp,ran my virus scan. read my horoscope an sure enough there it was in bl.+ wh.The reason for my Mood.Full Moon. An I thought it was because I was pissed because of the Communist Republican party creating a holiday for Gerald Fords Funeral,for Goverment emplyees.If our Horses Ass is gonna continue to make Rules an Laws for his own personal gain,eventually our Freedome of speech will be stripped away from us.It used to be We the people for the people.Now it's we the Goverment fuck the people.The regular people of this country need to start taking notice,before all our rights of the Constitution are stripped away. Bush needs to be tried for War Crimes.Not the Soldiers in Iraq,being tried for it( murder).Civilians are part of the Casualty's of war.Bush Invades Iraq,but lord an behold don't kill civillians.Bush is the one killing those Civilians in Iraq ju
Various Profound Quotes
The Most Important Thing “I always say to myself, what is the most important thing we can think about at this extraordinary moment.” ~ Francois de La Rochefoucauld There are no ordinary moments – each moment is new and unique, so each moment is extraordinary. We can fill that moment with extraordinary thoughts, extraordinary deeds, extraordinary attention. We can choose to think of peace, to recognize beauty, to experience joy. This moment is ours, and we can choose what to do with it. A Precious Gift “Let me tell thee, time is a very precious gift of God, so precious that it’s only given to us moment by moment.” ~ Amelia Barr Have you ever watched a television game show? In most of the games, there is an element of time involved. You’re up against the clock. You have 2 minutes to race through a grocery story, or 30 seconds to come up with the right answer. If you happen to be the person playing that game, you realize just how precious each one of those moments are! You focus
~~variations Of Sex~~
SOCIAL SECURITY SEX Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!" LOUD SEX A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "it wakes me up!" QUIET SEX Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!" CONFOUNDED SEX A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance woul
Various And Sundry
So, I watched Humphrey Bogart in To Have and Have Not last night. Which was great fun, and interesting. A contrast to modern movies, where everything moves so much more rapidly. And it made me think about whether someone like Humphrey Bogart would ever be a big star today. Because he's not handsome, or charming, or anything. He's a star because he's Humphrey Bogart, but in our modern appearance-obsessed Hollywood, would Humphrey have been a star? Lauren Bacall, by the way? *fans herself* Can you whistle? Just to warn everyone in advance, I will probably be offline for most of nine days starting this Friday. I have a guest from out-of-town coming Fri-Sun. (My friend Mike, who goes to Penn State. I met him on the 'net about eight months ago.) Then Monday I fly to San Jose on business for a couple days. I'm at work at HQ on Tuesday and Wednesday, and then I go on vacation Thursday through Monday. I'll be visiting friends and family in the Bay area ... people that I was
Various Artists-- More Dead Then Alive
I'm sick of feeling like I need you Knowing I never did, I miss you Taking and breaking and hating My memories are all stained again I'm sick of feeding your attention Knowing I never did I distress you Faking, forsaking, and failing Fuck you for killing me It seems like everyday's the same And I'm left to discover on my own It seems like everything is grey And there's no color to behold I'm in hell I am prepared now Everything's gonna be fine one day too late I feel the dream in me expire And there's no one left to blame it on I am silence sent to find you I am violence sent to fuck you up Take me and break me, rape me, forsake me And my words will be here when I'm gone As I'm fading away against the wind And I'm sympathetic Never letting on I feel the way I do As I'm falling apart again at the seam And it seems I'm alone here, hollow again And the scars I am left with swallow again The same old feelings are taking over And I can't seem to make the
5 Variables
Your Five Variable Love Profile Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is low. You see love as a gift that you should give to many. It's hard for you to imagine being with one person at at time... Let alone one person for the rest of your life! Experience Level: Your experience level is high. You've loved, lost, and loved again. You have had a wide range of love experiences. And when the real thing comes along, you know it! Dominance: Your dominance is low. This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced. You know a relationship is not about getting your way. And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom. Cynicism: Your cynicism is low. You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance. No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter. You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate. And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon. Independence: Your independence is low.
The 5 Variable Love Test
Your Five Variable Love Profile Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is medium. In general, you prefer to have only one love interest. But it's hard for you to stay devoted for too long! There's too much eye candy to keep you from wandering. Experience Level: Your experience level is high. You've loved, lost, and loved again. You have had a wide range of love experiences. And when the real thing comes along, you know it! Dominance: Your dominance is medium. You tend to be the one with more power. You aren't a total control freak in relationships.. But of course you don't mind getting you way! Cynicism: Your cynicism is medium. You'd like to believe in true and everlasting love... But you've definitely been burned enough to know better. You're still an optimist, but you also are a realist. Independence: Your independence is medium. In relationships, you need both "me time" and "we time." You usually find it easy to be pa
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i like string cheese. and fig newtons...preferrably not at the same time...tho it could be interesting in that bizarre kind of way. i am a green tea whore. its too effin hot to think of anything noteworthy so ive decided to expunge the massive amounts of 'random' which take up occupancy in the recesses of...well me. the womans voice on the television is annoying me however i cant find the remote therefore i will just...chew loudly and drown her out with my own noises. my laptop burns my legs. if its a 'laptop' it shouldnt do that...since the words lap top are indicative of the ability to be placed on your lap and therefore shouldnt cause bodily harm. i should diligently be doing something much more constructive than this...yet that raises the existential question of 'why' therefore instead i will eat my crackers and cheese and drink my green tea...with citrus no less and flip off the universe with a very hearty eff you. ive decided to change the person formerly know
The Varieties
I like wacky genres of music...some crazy-er than others. Like for instance: or even: but sometimes I like: or even like: but I mostly like: and others of the time as well. Man, thats a lot of videos to cover. Oh well, enjoy my randomness. --Xonus ;)
Variation On 10 Green Bottles
10 little hand grenades sitting on a wall 10 little hand grenades sitting on a wall And if one little hand grenade should accidently fall There would be no more little hand grenades and no more f@cking wall.
Various Shit 1
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5 Variable Love Test
Your Five Variable Love Profile Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is medium. In general, you prefer to have only one love interest. But it's hard for you to stay devoted for too long! There's too much eye candy to keep you from wandering. Experience Level: Your experience level is high. You've loved, lost, and loved again. You have had a wide range of love experiences. And when the real thing comes along, you know it! Dominance: Your dominance is medium. You tend to be the one with more power. You aren't a total control freak in relationships.. But of course you don't mind getting you way! Cynicism: Your cynicism is low. You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance. No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter. You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate. And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon. Independence: Your independence is medium. In relationsh
Various Meanings Of "satanism:"
When people think of Christianity, Islam, Judaism, and many other religions, they have at least a general idea of what the religion involves. "Satanism" is an exception. In North America, many people use it as a general-purpose religious "snarl" word. Others consider a wide variety of beliefs and practices as Satanism: bullet Satanists are followers of a Satanic religion: Most religious historians, mainline Christians, liberal Christians, etc., view Satanism as Satanists themselves do: as a very small religious group that is unrelated to any other faith, and whose members feel free to satisfy their urges responsibly, exhibit kindness to their friends, and attack their enemies. There are perhaps ten thousand Satanists in North America. By far the largest Satanic organization is the Church of Satan. Accurate membership numbers are quite impossible to estimate. bullet Satanists are followers of a religion other than Conservative Christianity: Conservative Christians generally believe th
Various Activities
Since 1990 I have been going to Croydon Unitarian Church, which is at 1, The Flyover, Croydon, over the road to Taberner House. I usually go to the services, which are at 11am, every Sunday. I go to Urban Unitarians# meet ups. I'm now also a member of Croydon Spiritualist Church*, Chatsworth Road, Croydon. Usually going to the service, at 6.30pm, on Sundays, and sometimes the service, at 7.45pm, on Wednesdays. Also the Open Platform, every 3rd Monday, at 7.30pm. I sometimes go to the service at Wimbledon Spiritualist Church*, Hartfield Avenue, at 7.30pm, on Tuesdays. I sometimes go to the meetings of the Troubadours of Albion#, at 7pm, on Thursdays at Kings Arms¬}, 190, Fulham Road. I go to Knowledge Book Study Group meetings. I also go to a semi-religious group called Open House. I go to Feminist Freethinkers# meetups, 7pm, at Conway Hall, Red Lion Square. I go to The BIS London Space Meetup#. I go to the Quantum Physics and Cosmology meetup group#. I go to meetings of the 21st Centur
Various Relationships
i have found it interesting how many women play games and get surprised when i refuse to play. had a friend who wanted sex with me turn around and try to cage me same with a supposed fwb after only 1 time together. then i had 1 i wanted for my lady who basically wanted me to moon over her and i guess jerk off although she did have sex with me too. i guess this is one of those mysteries of life like why old people feel the need to block the left lane. any insite into why women say 1 thing do an other and then get mad when i do just what i said i would?
Varieties Of Marijuana
Solid cannabis: Common names = black, soap, squidgy, solid, slate Soapstone: Hard, shiny black/grey stuff. The most widely available cannabis variety in England. Not the nicest smoke in the world, often contaminated by diesel fumes due to the smuggling method. Your bog standard smoke really, usually burned and crumbled into a spliff or a mix. Some people cut up the solid rather than burn and crumble as this preserves the potency. A stronger concentration of the special THC is found is cannabis, but unless smoked through a bong or similar smoking device the tastes can be somewhat harsh. Also an easy substance to crumble into food or hot drinks such as coffee. Squidgy black: As above but can be rolled into desired shape i.e. a long line to put straight into a skin for an even smoke throughout. Gold/red seal: Taken from the top of the pot of resin, this is supposed to be somewhat nicer than your average solid cannabis but personal experience suggests otherwise. P
Various Haikus...
The worm sits quite still He watches grass grow slowly Dew gives him the chills ---------------------------------- Air is crisp in fall Makes my nose and ears tingle Hot cocoa is nice ---------------------------------- Chocolate Nougat Sticks to the roof of my mouth It makes me happy ---------------------------------- Ice cubes melt in warmth They make my clothes turn colors When they drip on me ---------------------------------- Lemons are sour They make my tongue hurt badly Lemon drops are good ---------------------------------- Hair smells really good People's hair smells differently I like to smell hair ----------------------------------
Various Thoughts
hmmmm. what's a good order for this? Uh, school. I wasted gas going to school today. It was supposed to be a review day. I basically went to school, so I could get told to read my book. It's a two hr class, and the teacher wouldn't explain the stuff I was asking about. My speech- The one good thing I thought came from being overweight, isn't even always true. My teacher says he's always been fat, and that hasn't made him any more considerate. So much for my theory. I guess fuck the assholes whether they are overweight or not. And I don't mean that in a good way. I''ve been kinda pissy lately. I'm going through withdrawls from sex. I made my decison a little over a week ago, and it's fucking difficult to stick with it. I can't keep doing the same things over and over and expect a change though. I have to break the cycle, and go on to something new. Too man people get stuck in a cycle doing the same things over and over again and wonder why they always get the same result
Various Thoughts
Vividly I stare upon a battered face revealed to late to change the upcoming tragedies for the frightening truth is sealed. The smooth image shudders as the pale eyes freeze in time they're hated for thier blindness. Blinking euqivalently with mine in horror...... I look away the broken frame felt similar, how could this tangled mockery within seem so familar? Curious of my own confusion I ask,"Why do you frown?". "Would you rather I counterfeit a smile?" Was replied without a sound although the portraits grief is trapped alone inside only tolerating the obvious. Will the reflection further deny. Sometimes life feels like a play. A twisting story from day to day. The people and the problems, are they real? What about this pain I feel? What is true about man? Are we blessed or are we damned? Do we worry about what really matters? The beliefs we've forgotten, ideas shattered. What about the war and the fighting? Hatred fills hearts like a sky full of lightening Why do we
Various Pics,,,rip Away,,,,
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Variations And Enhancements
Conscious Breathing Regular, conscious breathing is a powerful way to enhance both relaxation massage and erotic massage. If the receiving partner forgets to breathe, the massaging partner can remind him or her by breathing rhythmically and audibly. Some partners find that synchronizing the breathing between the two of them leads to wonderful sensations. Just don't hyperventilate... Group Massage Gatherings: These can be put on with three or more participants. Participants divide up into groups of three or four, with one massage table per group. Each person in each group gets a certain amount of time on their table, and before massage begins this person tells the other people at his or her table what he or she would like, and what his or her limits are. This can be a lot of fun, and is a great way to practice asking for what you want sexually (a habit which has the power to enhance your pleasure in and of itself). It's good to start and end these by having everyone get i
Various Poems By Me
salvation she says she's in love with the man she used to know. you tell her you care for her, but that don't make it so. she says the world is in your eyes, just tell her you love her too. then she'll make the pain of time disappear with everything you do. just hold her tight and whisper things to make her feel proud. tell the words she loves to hear, just only not so loud. unbreakableyou've been there...though only inside of me..when i lost all hope..you believed in me...i saw you once..though only in a glimpse...but still i can't forget...what you told me hence...said you'd always stay...you made it a promise...never to lead astray...to tend to my wish...since then you've proven so well...that time is a broken glass...yet always half-filled...the cracks begin clash...i've been there...through sickness and health...i know i said i loved you...maybe it's what i felt...but the love back is what i really need..not to be wilted...not to fight in plead..i felt so stupid..how
Various Poems By Me 2
essential *broken promises and one's fearcannot be known without her tearsshe cries and bleeds for the time before.she pleads in time when he's at her door.she loves him like the world and so.only to see he doesn't know.if she can take the time to feel.then tell him her love is real.she needs you now, she'll do her best.to take you here and lie at rest.hold you there and never let go.i wish i could say i love you so.i'd kill the world to bring you home.never leave you there alone.* accomplished i'm an angel. i've given my time. i'm your savior. soon we'll be entwined. given the breath, i'd hold you dear. i'll give you me. bring on the fear. i love you now. and forever more. promise me you'll never walk out this door. close your eyes. begin to dream. when you wake. i will be me. unwantedi don't know how to make you see.all you've done to me.it's really torn me down.i don't know what to say.you always get your wayyou don't want me around. vacant sunlight shines t
Various Poems By Me 3
cope when you've tried your best to find the oneto bring you joy and steal the sun.if the world caves and leaves you broken,hold this memory of which i've spoken.i've got a minute and perhaps a lifetime,to remind you of such a pastime.when our world could mend the fearand help each other wipe the tears.we were the best through the worst of friends,i'm glad to see it will never end.even though we've had our dayswhere the moon didn't hang a certain way.but through the pool of sorrowed smiles,together we can walk such miles.so when you're down and lost all hope,here's an Angel to help you cope. i'd forgotten you came through and put hope back into my life.i'd forgotten how to feel.i'd forgotten how to breathe.i'd forgotten how much i loved you. remember me i was the quiet one who never needed a soul. i stepped on little boys' hearts; the kind that were filled with childish passion towards me. i would run and pour my feelings to the ones who cared most.remember me?i probab
Various Free Clips And Galleries!
I made a website which indexes some of the best free Adult material on the internet mini clips and galleries!
A Variation On The Old Light Bulb Jokes
A variation on the old light bulb jokes TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells, the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new president of t
Various Ramblings
Gravity always gets me down. Few women admit their age; few men act it. There is a very fine line between genius and insanity. I've just erased it. Now I can't remember which side I'm on. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. Boys will be boys and so will a lot of middle-aged men. You can lead a man to water but you can't make him put the seat back down. Its funny that women aren't embarrassed when they buy men's pajamas, but a guy buying a nightgown acts as if he was making a drug deal. Why are men so happy? Because ignorance is bliss. The reason God created man before woman was because he didn't want any suggestions. What did God say after creating man? "I can do better than this. (And boy did he!!!) There are more important things in life than money, but none of them will go out with you if you're broke. A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving the purpose without obstructing the view. A diplomat is a m
Variations
Social Security Sex Two men were talking. So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm havng Social Security sex." "Social Security Sex?" "Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!" LOUD SEX: A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed an my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear spitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!" QUIET SEX: Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking sesion, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!" CONFOUNDED SEX A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but thtat
Various Thoughts
Just posting various thoughts. Haven't visited here much cuz I been fucking around on Second Life. Anyone else play that? Anyway, I am teetering on an edge, trying to make up my mind about my marriage. Yes, I do this often it seems and especially every couple of years or so. I torture myself I know. Whatever. I am me, that is that. Hope everyone's holidays are just what they wanted. I think I will suspend my job search until the new year. I am not interested in temporary work not to mention a certain temp agency hired me at a certain job and despite my phone calls, I never started work. Go figure that one out! Well, today my motto is "fuck it". I am just gonna do what makes me happy.
01-06-08 (variety)
~*~Wonderment~*~Of~*~Winter~*~ Hello I'm starting my blog portion of ... of err - umm, w
Various Forms Of Fubar.
I found this weird thing online called the Dialectizer and it changes web pages into various forms of dialect.I was bored and was changing the front sign in page of Fubar into other types of launguages and got a kick out of it.Check them out for yourself....lol. The Swedish Fubar. The Redneck Fubar. Pig Latin Fubar. The Net Nerd Fubar. Jive Fubar. Elmer Fudd's Fubar. Beavis and Butthead's Fubar. Cockney Fubar.
Various Crap Lol
I see you across the room And I want you so bad baby I must have you I see you looking at me too And your eyes have wanton desire I must have you now I walk across the room towards you Looking so longingly I trip over the ottoman in the middle of the floor I fall to the ground not so gracefully Who the hell still buys ottomans? I pick myself off the floor I brush myself off and start walking again Uh oh, why is the pitbull looking at me? I stop and look back at him He walks over to me and starts humping my leg I try to push him off and tell him to stop He looks at me and growls menacingly I say okay but make it fast After a whole tube of wet naps I start walking again Shit, I stepped in a garbage pail What's a garbage pail doing here? It's stuck, and I try to get it off I fall over again while I'm hopping around I get up fast and look at you with need I start again and some old lady gets in my way She starts talking about the good old
Various
Ok so I go to this Massage school for Massages (Obviously) now and again right? What is odd is that they give a lot of different types of massages but not sensual massage. Now I'm not saying "You give happy ending?" but I am saying that sometimes when you go for a massage you want it more to be about the massaging and pleasuring of the body then the healing of it. I mean after a long week or so of work I like to relax a bit. So I like to get a massage for that but the theroputic massages can just too a bit harsh. With all the muscle squeezing and the pressure point manipulation it's hard to get any real pleasure out of it. Sure it does the job it's supposed to but not nessaccerly the job you go in for. Now I can understand not touching a womans cheast (obvious sexual harassment suits) or under the undies. But a Mans cheast is a big part of his body and to not massage it seems pointless. Not like your sucking on the nipples or rubbing them in a sexual manner your a license
A Variation
my mistake by mistake, i thought i lived my life just right but i was wrong but now i know everything works out the way it should shit maybe i just wish it would cause so long ive waited for someone like you to come along and give me a reason to live and make the wrongs in my life ok, but maybe i will just be ok living a lie like no other before, i see the light from some distant shore, oh tonight, i beg for something more, and maybe i will live my life like i did before what will it take, just to keep from another fight, to love to feel it everyday, your heart is beating softly under my finger tips, i love you but i know you love someone else, just another man, i am, just the one you run back to everytime you feel your, living a lie like no other before, you think you see the light from a distant shore, oh tonight, you pray i could be something more, maybe you live your life, or you will just make the same mistakes as before oh now i see w
69 Variations
69 Variations by LateNiteFantasy© My tongue forms a "V" (finds a "V"). Ecstasy, alive in your eyes, your thighs raise for more. Juices flowing, hot to the touch, sweet to the taste. I waste not a drop, I'm a glutton, feed me. Your cum brings elation, variation time, you be six, I'll be nine and we'll dance.
Various,few Links
Dom:all provide love, strength, protection,love, respect, discipline, and acceptance. Links: http://www.vanilla-not.com/fetishlinks/index.html, Polyamory: The practice of carrying on simultaneous relationships with more than one partner. Polyamory is not cheating, and it doesn't (necessarily) mean group sex, or casual promiscuous sex, or even any sex at all... http://www.leathernroses.com/lnrhome.htm www.Collarme.com
Variety Of Poems She Wrote
Cinquain type of poem
Various Ways To Make A Panty Dropper
Ever since I saw this drink on fu, I've wondered what was in it. I googled it and found a ton of different recipes. Here are a few of them. Enjoy!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Panty Dropper Recipe Ingredients: 1/2 oz Raspberry Vodka 1/2 oz Blueberry Schnapps 1/2 oz Cranberry Juice Panty Dropper Directions: Pour Stoli raspberry vodka and blueberry schnapps into an ice-filled cocktail shaker. Shake, pour into a shot glass, and serve. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Panty Dropper recipe Scale ingredients to servings 1 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur 1 oz sloe gin half-and-half Pour kahlua and sloe gin into a tall, ice-filled glass. Fill with half and half, and serve. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ D's Panty Dropper Drink Recipe Ingredients to use: 1.0 part Cola 1.0 oz Rum 1.0 oz Tequila 1.0 oz Triple sec 1.0 oz OVAL Vodka Directions: Put 1 ounce of each alcohol in mixer glass,
Varitek A Free Agent Now
11/14/08 12:01 AM EST Varitek tops Red Sox's offseason list With free agency here, catcher is now free to sign with other clubs By Ian Browne / MLB.com BOSTON -- The two weeks of exclusivity the Red Sox had with Jason Varitek, their catcher of the last decade-plus, has passed. Varitek, just like every other free agent in Major League Baseball, is now eligible to sign with all 30 teams. As the clock struck midnight ET and Thursday turned to Friday, free agency officially began. Varitek is clearly a front-burner issue for the Red Sox. Catching depth is not strong throughout Major League Baseball. Complicating the situation is that Varitek, who will be 37 in April, is coming off what is easily the worst offensive season of his career. "He's an important part of the organization -- there's no doubt about that," Red Sox general manager Theo Epstein said recently. "Obviously, he's coming off a year that wasn't his best, but he's important nonetheless. Now he's a free agent and
A Variety Of Apple Martinis
I happen to like Apple Martini... Apple Martini 2 part Vodka 1 part Apple Schnapps Splash of lemon Juice Garnish: Apple Slice Shake all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into a chilled martini glass and garnish with apple slice. Sour Apple Martini 2 part Vodka 1 part Apple Schnapps 1 part ginger ale Splash of Lime Juice Garnish: Apple Slice Shake all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into a chilled martini glass and garnish with apple slice. Sour Green Apple Martini 2 part Vodka 1 part Apple Schnapps Splash of Midori Liqueur Splash of Lime Juice Garnish: Green Apple Slice Shake all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into a chilled martini glass and garnish with apple slice. Classic Apple Martini 1 part Vodka 1 part Apple Schnapps Splash of Dry Vermouth Garnish: Apple Slice Shake all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into a chilled martini glass and garnish with apple slice. Big
Various From 2005
from 2005 and pre....... Epilogue dream She closes here eyes so deep with color and memories Takes sleep that births a dream that is well known He reaches from the mist to take her hold smile glances Missing the touch of the true flesh which has long passed away Death holds his soul but her dreams allow them to meet again He knows her every curve and travels the whole length A mist that is etched in the recovered soul she earned to have returned Kiss expanding in entire unity that makes touching lips seem small Intercourse that varies in depth as it sinks and arises Hands reach into the mist and touch a heart the rivets en enchantment Whispered launched to travel into the unknown and guide the future They watch as the remaining answer lingers at which they will forever be together Calling from reality that events are left undone Frog fades his words of goodbye, she catches the offered breeze Gone, but remaining in full force as the darkness settles back in She
Various Thoughts On Love
wings@mountainwings.com MountainWings A MountainWings Moment #1045 Wings Over The Mountains of Life Various Thoughts On Love It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be created for years or even generations. Khalil Gibran It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it. Francois de La Rouchefoucauld Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop. Success is nothing, without someone you love to share it with. Billy Dee Williams in the movie, Mahogany Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. Dr. Karl Menninger Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together
Variety.
So the more I think about it, I'm all over the place with music. The worst part is, I'm a real dick sometimes about what I listen to. I'm trying to get the fuck out of that mentality but I have some predisposed shit in my head. I've been way better about it the last year or so though. Anyway, I added a bunch of shit to my stash. Pretty much covers my range. Music has been the topic lately, and I forget how much I enjoy it. Also, it's scary how much I get my taste from my parents. I didn't realize that shit till recently as well. I'm seriously a hybrid of them. Makes sense but still weird to me.
Variation Of Rudolf Red-nosed Reindeer
Copyright by my ancestors. To the tune of Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Randolph the bowl-legged cowboy Had a very shiny gun And if you ever saw it You would even say it shun. All of the other cowboys Used to laugh and call him names. They wouldn't let poor Randolph Join in any poker games/ Then one foggy Saturday night The sheriff came to say - "Randolph with your gun so bright, Won't you guide our posse tonight?" Then how the cowboys loved him As they shouted out with glee -- "Randolph the bowl-legged cowboy, You'll go down in history!"
The Varieties Of Biblical Marriage
by Vorjack We hear a lot about “biblical marriage” these days. Some of us might not be clear on what that means. The website Religious Tolerance has provided a helpful article on the types of marriage found in the pages of the bible. Here’s a summary: Polygynous Marriage Probably the most common form of marriage in the bible, it is where a man has more than one wife. Levirate Marriage When a woman was widowed without a son, it became the responsibility of the brother-in-law or a close male relative to take her in and impregnate her. If the resulting child was a son, he would be considered the heir of her late husband. See Ruth, and the story of Onan (Gen. 38:6-10). A man, a woman and her property — a female slave The famous “handmaiden” sketch, as preformed by Abraham (Gen. 16:1-6) and Jacob (Gen. 30:4-5). A man, one or more wives, and some concubines The definition of a concubine varies from culture to culture, but they tended to be live-in mistresses. Concubines
Variations
When you are dealing with a set of options to determine the total number of possiblities you have to take the base set and put it to the factor of the number of variables.  For example, license plates, if you go with the standard three letters and three numbers then you have the possibility of 17,576,000 (26^3*10^3), of course this doesn't count for the entire series that they throw out such as ASS, KOK, FUK, and etc, but the basic principle still applies. When you have a set with combinations, lets say for instance a pizza, where you can have multiple versions of the same choices then your variations are based on 2 to the factor of the number of possibilities.  To go with the pizza example lets say you have ten different toppings to choose from, you would then have 1024 (2^10) different types of pizza you could order.  I'll break this down in a simpler example so you can see the math.  Your toppings choices are Pepperoni, Sausage and Ham, that would give us 8 (2^3) as the number of p
Variety Is The Spice Of Life. - The Sex Pyramid
The Sex Pyramid Subsisting on a diet drawn from one food group isn't healthy or gratifying. Even eating cupcakes 24/7 eventually would get old! And yet when it comes to feeding our sexual appetite, many of us rely on one mode to sate all of our romantic cravings. Turns out, women who order the same meal at the same restaurant every time, so to speak, are missing out. Engaging in different shagging styles not only prevents boredom in the bedroom, but "it also fulfills your many physical and emotional needs, allows you to express different aspects of your personality and enables you to grow sexually as a couple," explains Ian Kerner, Ph.D., a sex and relationship therapist in New York City. No one is saying you have to install a trapeze in your bedroom or invite the neighbors to join in. But just as following the food pyramid's guidelines will improve your overall diet, integrating different types of sex into your regular routine can recharge your romance. Building your own se
Various Things
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Your result for The 3 Variable Funny Test ... the Cutting Edge (57% dark, 50% spontaneous, 37% vulgar) your humor style:CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John BelushiThe 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules - Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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Your result for The 4-Variable IQ Test... Mathematical 10% interpersonal, 25% visual, 20% verbal and 45% mathematical! Brother-from-another-mother! Like mine, your highest scoring intelligence is Mathematical. You thrive on logic, numbers, things representing numbers, and sets of things that are sets of other things, with numbers nowhere in sight. You probably like the online comic called XKCD, and if you don't, check it out. You probably knew you'd score "Mathematical" as you took the test, and mathy types are usually super-high scorers on this axis, and low on the others. Why? Because you (we) yearn for math. Anyway, your specific scores follow. On any axis, a score above 25% means you use that kind of thinking more than average, and a score below 25% means you use it less. It says nothing about cognitive skills, just your interest. Your brain is roughly: 10% Interpersonal 25%Visual 20%Verbal 45%Mathematical   Matching Summary: Each of us has different tastes.
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Ive sat and tried to come up with words Only to come up with something that's never heard.. Silence .. peaceful moment where until chaos collides with the momentary way of thinking.Until the settlement's are placed .. this is where my mind is based.It's firm and never leaves it's place .. my mind is a scattered place .. filled with chaos, hatred, sanity and confusion .. i still see everything as a dilusion. Am I this mental where I can't place an idea without a twisted end? Everything has a plot ... just have to follow the dots .. the dots lead to something fierce. Something never heard before .. silence .. the untold venue of a souless mind from time to time .. a deep felt warmth of cloudless eyes .. these are scattered thoughts that confuse my mind may the journey of my thoughts settle within this clouded filled dream that's based upon nothing but .... Silence ... the unheard moment .................. numb from mind down .. numb from all the sounds
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Var Maria Den Samme Som Judas?
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Ya, I had a vasectomy Friday. It may shock and horrify some, or it may relieve and ease others. It was a well thought out and firm desicion, and very beneficial to my life. I'll post more of the specifics later, cause right now, though I don't really need it, I am on Vicodin and feeling a little floaty. Bye for now.
Vasaline & Family (stick With It)
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Va's Ability To Provide Benefits Worsens
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Va Selects Site For Jacksonville National Cemetery
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July 7, 2006 WASHINGTON – Veterans in the Walla Walla, Wash., area will be receiving a new, state-of-the-art outpatient facility for primary care, specialty care and mental health care from the Department of Veterans Affairs (VA), the Honorable R. James Nicholson, Secretary of Veterans Affairs, announced today while visiting Walla Walla. "Walla Walla veterans will get a modern outpatient facility that continues the high quality of care they receive from VA,” Nicholson said. “Veterans and their families can rest assured that a new world-class outpatient facility will be established.” Nicholson said the new facility will be located on the Walla Walla campus. As suggested by a local advisory panel, VA plans to use of the rest of the campus for housing and other services for veterans. “I want to thank the local advisory panel and the many leaders for their helpful input, including the Washington congressional delegation, veterans groups, state and local leaders, other stake
Vaseline..
Dan had a sweet custom pan, that had of all things, an external leak. When ever it rained Dan would have to spread a thin layer of Vaseline on the valve covers to protect them from the rain, so he always carried a large jar of Vaseline in his coat. As Dan picked up his ol lady to finally go for a dinner at her parents house, she explained the dinner rules. My folks are a little strange, but while we are eating dinner, please do not talk. My parents have been doing this for years and the one who talks first does the dishes. Not a problem, he didn't want to do no fucking dishes. When they walked into the parents house he could see dishes everywhere, stacked in the kitchen, on the floor, on the counters, in the sink and the same in the front room. After 5 minutes into dinner Dan started to get bored. He's sitting at the dinner table with his ol lady and her parents and no body was saying a word. Dan thought, shit, the broad ain't worth all that, so with out saying a word
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Vaseline
A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time." "If you don't mind my asking," he said, "what do you use it for?" "We use it for sex," she said. The researcher was a little taken aback. "Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you use it for sex?" The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out."
Vasectomies
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Vaseline
A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product? " She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time." "If you don't mind my asking," he said, "what do you use it for? "We use it for sex," she said. The researcher was a little taken aback. "Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you use it for sex?" The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all. ( Another Great One)......LMAO My husband and I put it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out."
Vaseline
Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until , one day, he comes across a Harley with a for sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. "Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in." "When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fac
"vasectomy: $400. Speechless Look On Her Face: Priceless." - Best Of Cl
Read the original article. Score one for the man who wrote this posting. No, it's not me, but it gives me an idea... Date: 2007-02-06, 2:24PM PST I'll try to sum up a funny story that happened a few years ago: I got a vasectomy. I met a girl soon afterwards. She was nice and attractive but with a selfish streak that raised a big red flag. She was 32 at the time and I could practically HEAR her biological clock ticking. Regardless, she was a good lay, easy on the eyes, and reasonably good company. I did NOT tell her about my vasectomy and I always used a condom with her to protect against STDs. She assumed, obviously, that the condom was only used for birth control. Silly girl. We date for a few months. I never made any move towards commitment but she brought it up ocassionally. For me, this was a casual but pleasant relationship. For her - as I was to find out - it was part of life-changing series of events that she was planning very carefully. Four months into
Vaseline
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He says, 'I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?' She says, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.' 'And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?' 'We use it for sex.' The researcher was a little taken back. 'Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?' The woman says, 'I don't mind telling you at all... My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out.' And you thought it was gonna be a dirty joke !!!!!!
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After having their 11th child, an Arkansas couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Arkansas), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Arkansan said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1" "2" "3" "4" "5" At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed
Vaseline
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a redhead with three small children running around at her feet. He said, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time." "And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?" "We use it for sex." The researcher was a little taken aback. He said, "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?" The redhead said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out."
Vaseline
Vaseline A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied, "they're up in bed." The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play. Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "where's Mom and Dad?" and she replied "they're still up in bed." Again the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to play. Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his grandma "where's Mom and dad?" and his grandmother replied "they're still up in bed." The little boy started to laugh and his grandmother asked, "what gives? Every time I tell you they're still up in bed you start to laugh! what is going on here?" The little boy replied, "well last night daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue
Vaseline
Vaseline Market Research A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" She says, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time." "And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?" "We use it for sex." The researcher was a little taken back. "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?" The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out." (AND YOU THOUGHT WHAT? )
A Vase Of Flowers In A Window Frame
A vase of flowers in a window frame. A house of gentle light amid dark leaves. An ecstasy so sharp it feels like anguish, The pull that makes our beeline an ellipse. No transcendental morning's inspiration So ravishes the things we never see. We hear for all our lives a silent music To which we dance unknowing through our time. And even when we die, there is a beauty Older than the cold December stars, A part of us that waits behind the darkness To take us once again into its arms. Sequenced by Barry Taylor
Vaseline
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" She says, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time." "And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?" "We use it for sex." The researcher was a little taken back. "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge but, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?" The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out." (AND YOU THOUGHT WHAT?)
Vasectomy...
Vasectomy... A West Virginia couple, both bonafide rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed". The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision - why after nine children, would they choose to do this. The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.
Vaseline
A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time." "If you don't mind my asking," he said, "what do you use it for?" "We use it for sex," she said. The researcher was a little taken aback. "Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you use it for sex?" The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out."
Vaseline
VASELINE DOES THE TRICK This guy had always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson. One day he finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer. After he picks out the perfect bike, the dealer tells him about an old biker trick that will keep the chrome on his new bike free from rust. The dealer tells him that all he has to do is to keep a jar of Vaseline handy and put it on the chrome before it rains, and everything will be fine. He happily pays for the bike and leaves. A few months later, the young man meets a woman and falls in love. She asks him to come home and meet her parents over dinner. He readily accepts and the date is set. At the appointed time, he picks her up on his Harley and they ride to her parent's house. Before they go in, she tells him that they have a family tradition that whoever speaks first after dinner must do the dishes. After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence waiting for the first person to break the silence and get stuck doing the di
Vaseline Survey:
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He says, 'I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?' She says, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.' 'And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?' 'We use it for sex.' The researcher was a little taken back. 'Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?' The woman says, 'I don't mind telling you at all...My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out.' And you thought it was gonna be a dirty joke
Vaseline Research
Vaseline Research A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" She says, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time." "And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?" "We use it for sex." The researcher was a little taken back. "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?" The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the door knob to keep the kids out." (AND YOU THOUGHT WHAT? )
The Vasectomy
The Vasectomy     Two men are in the doctor's office, each to get a vasectomy. The nursecomes into the room and tells both men, "Strip and put on these gownsbefore going in to see the doctor to have your procedures done."    A few minutes later she returns and reaches into one man's gown andproceeds to fondle and ultimately begins to masturbate him. Shocked as hewas, he asks, "Why are you doing that?" To which she replies, "We have tovacate the sperm from your system in order to have a clean procedure."    The man, not wanting to be a problem and enjoying it, allows her to completeher task.    After she is through, she proceeds to the next man. She starts to fondle him as she had the previous man, but then drops to her knees andproceeds to give him oral sex.    The first man, seeing this, quickly responds, "Hey! Why is it that I get jerked-off and he gets a blow job?"    The nurse simply replies, "That, sir, is the difference between an HMOand Blue Cross/Blue Shield!"
Vaseline
VASELINE   A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time." "If you don't mind my asking," he said, "what do you use it for?" "We use it for sex," she said. The researcher was a little taken aback. "Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you use it for sex?" The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out."
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Vas Fynest & Dawnmarie Auto11s
On Saturday 1/24 there are going to be two sexy ladies thats gonna have AUTO11s on all day and they want you to come spank them real hard. "A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out." Let's show them lots of fu-lovin. Add, Fan, Rate, Crush, Bling Them. Why Are You Still Reading This Go Show Them Sum Fu Loving! "Friends are the most important ingredient in this recipe of life." Here are the two sexy ladies for you to spank and spank them really hard!!! VAs FyNeSt~Owned By Jaded One ~~~~DAWNMARIE~~~~Fu-Owned BY SAY_HEY~~BIG AL'S WOLF PK CUBBIES Bulletin Brought To You By: SinfulBrat
»-(¯`v´¯)-» As I Mature »-(¯`v´¯)-»
•·.·´¯`·.·• I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. •·.·´¯`·.·• I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes. •·.·´¯`·.·• I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. •·.·´¯`·.·• I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big whilly or huge boobs. •·.·´¯`·.·• I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others ~ they are more screwed up than you think. •·.·´¯`·.·• I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished. •·.·´¯`·.·• I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. •·.·´¯`·.·• I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at beginning once you live together there will be days when you sleep on the couch. »-(¯`v´¯)-» i wish you enough Sun to
Vasoline Salesman
One day while doing door-to-door market research, this guy knocks on a door and is greeted by a beautiful young housewife. “Hello,” he starts, “I’m doing some research for a petroleum jelly manufacturer. Have you ever used the product?” “Yes. My husband and I use it during sex,” she answers. The researcher is taken aback. “Um, er, I admire you for your honesty,” he continues. “Can you tell me exactly how you use it?” “Sure, we put it on the doorknob so the kids can’t get in.”
Vassal Less Becoming, Becoming Less.
I was swept away in a tide much less becoming,pestilent arrogance my meager cardboard buckler."We" being a misnomer, I dare to tread belowI ponder fitfully on frozen purgatoryin the still memories and needling recollection.A barb to the ego, a sleight, a blade to the back,All with precise, injurious intent and humournone so cruel as the ripe, rusted reflectionthe words of waste and doubt we save for our private hell.No enemy so great, so eternal, as our selves.  
Vast - Flames...now This Is A Making Love Song...
Close your eyes Let me touch you now Let me give you something that is real Close the door Leave your fears behind Let me give you what you're giving me You are the only thing That makes me want to live at all When I am with you There's no reason to pretend that When I am with you I feel flames again Just put me inside you I would never ever leave Just put me inside you I would never ever leave you Short but sweet...DL it take a listen its very much a dark but sensual song...
A Vast Memory Of Someone In My Past...
Funny how small things can take you to Large far-away places...... They come so quickly, they fade so fast....they are there when you least expect it and you're no where near prepared. They lurk in the shadows, they hide beneath your dreams....entangled in your heart strings, choking life from your soul, they are a constant flicker yet at times a ray of hope. I can't seem to grasp the effects of which it has, but can caress the emtpy hole in which it has left. The smallest of light, the most innocent of stares, a simple drop of numbers and a word or two said....brings on the depression in which I seldom dread. A comfort in this pain which has become a familiar place; in which only I can go. I hate it in this darkness, so cold and so alone...but no one puts me here, I choose to come alone! These are just a few ramblings of my own which touch some places in my life I sometimes go.
Va Study: Time Waiting For Healthcare Linked To Mortality
VA STUDY: TIME WAITING FOR HEALTHCARE LINKED TO MORTALITY -- Patients with average waits of thirty-one days or more were 20 percent more likely to die in a six month follow-up period. VA Study Finds Time Waiting For Health Care Linked To Mortality A new study in the latest issue of Health Services Research is the first to measure a relationship between waiting for healthcare and mortality rates - especially in the elderly. Waiting times throughout the US healthcare system have been increasing. The study found that while waiting less than thirty-one days does not have a detectable effect on mortality, waiting beyond that increases the mortality risk. It also shows that keeping waiting times for elderly patients under thirty-one days improves health outcomes. "Patients who used medical facilities with average waits of thirty-one days or more were 20% more likely to die in a six month follow-up period compared to those using facilities with shorter waits," says
The Vast Expanse
I acknowledge the privilege of being alive in a human body at this moment, endowed with senses, memories, emotions, thoughts, and the space of mind in its wisdom aspect. It is the prayer of my innermost being to realize my supreme identity in the liberated play of consciousness, the Vast Expanse. Now is the moment, Here is the place of Liberation. Witness the contents of mind, the visions and sounds, the thoughts, as clouds passing through the vast expanse - the sky-like nature of mind. The rootedness of Being is in emptiness, clarity and awareness: unborn, unspoilt, stainlessly pure. The infinite vibratory levels, the dimensions of interconnectedness are without end. There is nothing independent. All beings and things are residents in your awareness. I subject my awareness to the perfection of being, the perfection of wisdom and perfection of love, all of these being co-present in the Vast Expanse. I share this panorama of Being and appreciate all I can share it with...the
Vastness
I have traveled many places, but still not seen it all. I wandered down side streets, where others will fall. I am powerless to stop death, But wonderous at birth. A soaring, helpless spirit, full of joy and mirth. I linger in the shadows, looking for a good cause. So many need help, it makes me take pause. I long to be strong and help, to take care of those who can't. To guard the simple minded, from the voices that shant. To hug a stranger in need, when they are feeling low and down. To show my feelings, and spread the love town by town. I am just one soul, and the world has many. If i wander this vastness, will I get back any? I could spread myself out, when problems appear. then like the fog in the sun, i could simply disappear.
Vast Emptiness
SUDDEN HOLLOWNESS INTRUDES MY BEING SO LONG DISGUISED SHOCKED MY SENSES AGAIN MANY, MANY CHANCES BUT NOT THE ONE NOT ANYONE YEARNING FOR THE NUMBNESS SOMEONE TO SHARE, TO BE ANOTHER IN MY BOAT BLARED MY ALARM THE HOLE, THE EMPTINESS BACK AGAIN MY ONLY CHOICE IS HOPE HOPE THAT VASTNESS FILLS THAT MY LOVER SHOWS BUT TIL THEN WHERE IS MY DISTRACTION?? DEDICATED TO SWEEET D
Vast
Exclude me, I don't mind. matter of fact, I insist! close the circle, no exceptions. put me in the middle, I'll be the side show. matter of fact, I'll be a no show. don't invite me, I wouldn't come anyhow. exclude me, I don't mind. matter of fact, I insist. matter of fact, I'll exclude myself!
Vast Choirs
Burdens of grief that weigh against me Aid my tired eyes in their search for pitch Your kinds heart now pines For whom the gods love dies young Wrapped and confounded in a thousand fears The sadness I present, smiles with tears Where once I'd loved now lied forlorn beauty And wars abhorred by mothers No man lives so poor as he was born We don't remember pure sensations Gaze peacefully into the past I am dust , and to dust I shall return Belial, Mephisto, both shall burn me up Devour my sad whimperings The cutting whip is mine to feel No symphony in mind to colour my dreams Poena damni Sorrow everywhere Please pray for me When deep sleep falls on men Father hold me I am yours to bear Ad te In the play which he has written for the world Night is the mother of sleep Old age is a malady of which one dies Augury of a better age Sages as far as the beard Their wounds smelled so sweetly Temptation, the father of my lust Chalcedony shines like the new born
Vast Spaces Of Mu
Vast spaces of mu... Gone are the rich, vibrant fields, gone the harvest moon. What celebrations shall be when snows smother the senses? 8-7-02
Vastness
erotica @ myspaceclipart.com I walk through the vastness of this land. I wonder where it is you can be found. If I find you will you care? Will you even notice me near? I have looked for so long, My heart has searched again and again. It never gave up, It knew you where some where. If I offer my love, Would you take it freely? Make our lives full of peace and harmony? Would you cherish me, They way I would you? Could you look into my soul , And say I am in love with you. You know already who you are. Just as I know you have arrived. Will we let it slip through our hands, Letting it become a memory in our hearts? I want so much to grab this opportunity. I don’t want it slipping away. I can not do it on my own, I need you to love me in return. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved.
Vast And Empty
In the dark corner she sits alone silently crying, waiting Time ticks by, he never shows alone, afraid, to tired to care the light seeps in touching her face no smile no thoughts of happy just a girl and her tears alone
Vast And Potent
Silence All sounds, from a whisper to a classical symphony, arise out of silence and disappear into silence. But silence is always there beneath sound and is the space where sound can exist. We tend to think of silence as the absence of sound, but silence has its own weight and quality. When you listen to silence, you can perceive its intense depth and power. Taking the time to experience silence calms the mind and rejuvenates the body. Silence is the void where we can hear the many sounds that we often ignore – the voice of our intuition telling us the truth, the sound of the breeze blowing, the hum of the radiator, and the noises we make just because we are alive. One way to experience silence is to wake up before the rest of the world has come alive. Try not to move into activity, and leave off the lights, radio, and television. Sit still and simply listen. You may hear your heartbeat or your breath, but keep your attention tuned to the silence that surrounds you. Stay this w
Vast - Here
Va Tech School Massacre Updates Made As They Come In
BLACKSBURG, Va. - A gunman opened fire in a dorm and classroom at Virginia Tech on Monday, killing 21 people in the deadliest campus shooting in U.S. history. The gunman was killed, but it was unclear if he was shot by police or took his own life. "Today the university was struck with a tragedy that we consider of monumental proportions," said Virginia Tech president Charles Steger. "The university is shocked and indeed horrified." The university reported shootings at opposite sides of the 2,600-acre campus, beginning at about 7:15 a.m. at West Ambler Johnston, a co-ed residence hall that houses 895 people, and continuing about two hours later at Norris Hall, an engineering building. Some but not all the dead were students. One student was killed in a dorm and the others were killed in the classroom, Virginia Tech Police Chief W.R. Flinchum. The name of the gunman was not released. It was not known if he was a student. Up until Monday, the deadliest campus shooting in U.S. histor
Va Tech Students-rip
VA tech Students-RIP In light of the events at Virginia Tech today this bulletin needs to serve as a prayer chain for those who lost their loved ones. No matter what you believe in, the people in that community need to be supported with love, hope and prayers at this time. So please repost this bulletin and send some hope to those who will have none after today!!! Tech's not that far away from us... and ALOT of these kids are our ages... Remember that!!! No one deserves what happened to the victims at Va. Tech- They will ALL be in my prayers and I hope they are all in yours too.... I hope all the students are able to R.I.P one day
Va Tech Prayer List Please Read!!
Please Read PLZ SIGN THIS PRAYER LIST FOR KIDS AT VT > VA Tech > Everybody needs to say a prayer for the students and loved ones of Virginia Tech. If people can find the time to fill out silly surveys then they can be a part of a prayer list! > COPY AND REPOST! > > > 1.Jerri J. > 2. VTS > 3. Lisavf > 4.Tiffany > 5. Sharon > 6. Brittaney > 7. SaDeE c. > 8. Holly M. > 9. Justyn Davis > 10.samantha > 11.taylor. > 12. leann a. > 13.Shelby G > 14.Ashley H > 15.Miranda > 16.DARREN B. > 17.Laura D > 18. Marilla L. > 19. Jaylynn C > 20.Karista P. > 21.Kimber G > 22.Kelsey R. > 23. Lisette L. > 24. Amandaa R. > 25. Becky. > 26.Ileana Moreno 27. Ian aikman > 28. christina .m > 29.Jared.G > 30.Alyssa C > 31.PAUL O. > 32.Jason D. > 33.analise S. > 34.JENNA FORBES:] > 35.Emmmmma > 36. MONWELL > 37. jessicaaa > 38.Elisha > 39.Dana > 40.Benjamin > 41.Alicia > 42. DJ > 43. Sue > 44. Sexy_Tex > 45. Annie > 46. Melanie T. > 47. Stephen Y. > 48. Liz
Va Tech Memorial
Va Tech
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Va Tells Vet, "your Checks Stopped Coming Because Your Dead"
Government Tells Woman She's Dead MADISON COUNTY, Ga. -- Twenty-two-year-old Lisa Kohlhagen of Colbert, Ga. in Madison County went through Army basic training but was discharged after a knee injury. She said when her disability checks stopped coming, the Department of Veteran’s Affairs told her it was because she was dead. “It was a complete shock. I started crying. I was really upset,” said Kohlhagen. Kohlhagen’s knee isn’t what it used to be. After a bad fall towards the end of basic training three years ago, she was discharged due to a stress fracture of her right knee. “I can’t stand for long periods, I can’t bend down, I can’t jump. I can’t do any exercise that involves my legs,” Kohlhagen said. The V.A. approved her for 10 percent disability, but two months ago, her $115 monthly checks stopped coming. She called the Army for an explanation. “And I called them because it wasn’t there and they said, ‘You’re dead,’ and I said, ‘No, I’m not dead.’ And they
Vatican Can Be Sued
(Originally posted on January 11, 2007)According to this news story, the victims of pedophiliac priests can sue the Vatican for damages. I wonder how it'll work. I mean, Vatican City is a sovereign nation. The Roman Catholic church is in this sovereign nation. So (a) where will the court venue be, (b) who will represent the defendant(s), (c) how will the judgment be enforced, etc.While I am happy the church is getting the same treatment it allowed its priests to do to young boys, I still don't see how it'll work or even for that matter how anything'll change.It reminds me of one guy who said the victims should just drop the charges because the church “did so much good.” HA! That guy pissed me off to no end!tag: christianity, evil, sexual abuse, child abuse, vatican-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!
Vatican Finds Lost Michelangelo Drawing
The vatican says it has discovered a lost drawing by Renaissance master Michelangelo of a design for the dome of St Peter's Basilica. The Vatican newspaper Osservatore Romano said the small drawing, done in the spring of 1563 when Michelangelo was 88, was believed to be his last known sketch before he died the next year.The drawing, a section of the dome, contains some measurements and is thus believed to have been done to give stone cutters guidance after the master deemed work on an earlier batch of stone inadequate. Michelangelo worked as the architect of the basilica from 1547 until shortly before his death in 1564. The newspaper said Michelangelo, who destroyed many of his sketches for the basilica, probably drew it on the construction site, giving it directly to workmen with his instructions.Drawn with blood-coloured chalk on paper, it apparently survived because part of the paper had been used again for calculations, perhaps by workmen. It wound up by accident in files concer
Vatican Demands For - Pope To Be King Of Your Concious ?????
Vatican demands for - POPE TO BE KING OF YOUR CONCIOUS ?????
Vatican: It's Ok To Believe In Aliens
By ARIEL DAVID, Associated Press Writer Believing that the universe may contain alien life does not contradict a faith in God, the Vatican's chief astronomer said in an interview published Tuesday. The Rev. Jose Gabriel Funes, the Jesuit director of the Vatican Observatory, was quoted as saying the vastness of the universe means it is possible there could be other forms of life outside Earth, even intelligent ones. "How can we rule out that life may have developed elsewhere?" Funes said. "Just as we consider earthly creatures as 'a brother,' and 'sister,' why should we not talk about an 'extraterrestrial brother'? It would still be part of creation." In the interview by the Vatican newspaper L'Osservatore Romano, Funes said that such a notion "doesn't contradict our faith" because aliens would still be God's creatures. Ruling out the existence of aliens would be like "putting limits" on God's creative freedom, he said. The interview, headlined "The extraterrestrial i
Vatican Radio Starts Carrying Ads
Vatican Radio - the voice of the Roman Catholic Church - starts airing commercials in a bid to raise revenue.
Vato You Wont Believe What I Saw
i slept next to my boyfriend, i love doing that. he had to wake up at 7am to get to work, and of course, i didnt have to get up, but i do anyways to say bye to him. to my surprise he woke me up by slowly slipping in two fingers into my pussy and licking my clit. slowly i start to climax half asleep. grabbing his hair and shoving his toung into my pussy where his fingers were.. k. i'm going to bed. night
Va Trip
YEAH I finaly got to meet my FuHubby last night and man is he so fucking hott... the net doesnt do him justice... I'm going to miss him when I leave tomarrow =/ his friends are pretty kick ass too... wish I could have gone out out with them and really got to see how they do it BUT I had fun anyways! Who said you need to drink or "fast" for it to be good!!!! lol ;) all I have to say is this he can walk the walk! well atleast to me it was great! i love it here and i dont want to go back to NY!!!
Vat To Doo
I have to lose a buncha weight (yes I do, if you say otherwise, I will stab you), but I dont feel like goin for a run outside cause that will mean taking a shower AGAIN afterwards, and I hate taking showers
Vaughn Monroe - Ghost Riders In The Sky
Vault
The song on my profile has certain personal significance to me. Both good and bad. There are several odd songs that produce similar effects in me. Once again, a completely pointless blog.
The Vault!
Check out the VAULT. WHY? Because a lot of you ask about skins, how to add music to your profile, etc. So, we've had this page up for awhile, and thought I'd finally nudge you that direction so you can check it out and get some cool links from it.
The Vault Check It Out
Check out the VAULT. WHY? Because a lot of you ask about skins, how to add music to your profile, etc. So, we've had this page up for awhile, and thought I'd finally nudge you that direction so you can check it out and get some cool links from it.
Vault Of Pain
I swear to Friends I swear to family As long as I live I will bear your pain I will bear your misery So depost your pain Depost your misery I will bear all you ask me to If only to see you all happy If only to see you all smile If only to see you all laugh Even if I am in great pain I've been though to much pain in my life So what will more do kill me? I've never known my real dad I've lost my mom when I was ten Now I've lost the woman I love for now So anyone lays on me I should be able to take it So depost your pains and your miserys in to the valut of pain and be happy, smile, and laugh even if I'm crying just be happy
The Vault ( From The Intern's Blog)
Check out the VAULT. WHY? Because a lot of you ask about skins, how to add music to your profile, etc. So, we've had this page up for awhile, and thought I'd finally nudge you that direction so you can check it out and get some cool links from it. You can find the link for the vault by the spot where you add stash!
The Vault
THIS IS WRITTEN IN THE FIRST PERSON, BUT I DID NOT WRITE THIS...IT COME DIRECTLY FROM "YEAR OF THE DRAGON"S BLOG PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO RATE IT? TY! http://fubar.com/blog/60737/443448 In case you haven't checked it out yet...they've introduced "The Vault". It's on your user tool bar, just click the link..or check it out here. http://www.fubar.com/vault.php I just spent a bit of time in there going through some of the stuff we have in there. Found a replacement for my outdated video player that I had on my page. I found with the old vid player, and the heavy codes I was using, it was slowing the loading of my page for alot of people. So...in order to alleviate that, I launched a standalone player on my page. It's not autostart like most of my videos were, and it loads like a charm. Very little or no waiting. I managed to find some of my fav tunes from the 70's on up. You can literally type in anything and up pops a ton of selection material. Was awesome and I intend on
Vaunrable
walls crumble, heart breaks, soul aches, hate me use me dont excuse me. call me, break me, make me cry. but dont dont be kind dont feel sorry dont pitty me its more than i can take
Va Vet Centers Coming To 23 More Communities
VA Vet Centers Coming to 23 More Communities 7 Nicholson: Vital Services More Accessible for Returning Veterans WASHINGTON -- The Department of Veterans Affairs’ (VA) vet center program, which provides readjustment counseling and outreach services to combat veterans, is expanding into 23 new communities across the nation in the next two years, the Department announced today. These facilities are an important resource for veterans returning from the Global War on Terror and their families. “Our vet centers lead the world in helping combat veterans successfully readjust to life at home,” said Secretary of Veterans Affairs Jim Nicholson. “It’s an important service which combat veterans have earned. VA continues to expand into more communities with our vet centers to bring our services closer to the veterans who need them.” New vet centers will be located in Montgomery, Ala.; Fayetteville, Ark.; Modesto, Calif.; Grand Junction, Colo.;
Vavoom... Bambi.
Bambi came over today and styled my hair. She comes over every Thursday. Bambi is my hair stylist and one of my HoneyNutts. That means we has been in the sack a few times. After the trim, Bambi went fer a swim in the pool. She doesn't need any swim clothes. Not around me. I tell you what... Bambi bears a strong resemblance to Heather Locklear. I ain't joking! Bambi is cute and she has got more physical attributes than Heather has. Bigger boobs. Yea, I know, "More than a Mouthful is a Waste!" But... I can handle the waste! Yeehaw! Bambi finished off with some shagging and some wine. Then she spent the night. I didn't want her to drive drunk. And I didn't want Cooky to have to drive her to town. I needed some company fer the night. Bambi was more than willing to stay. She tole me her husband Earl was driving his big rig truck up north and would not be home until the weekend. I imagine ole Earl was knocking off some ass at a truck stop. Yea, Bambi is hitched. But hey... I don't discr
Va Wants Your Dna
VA Secretary Jim Nicholson says, “...VA will become a leader for the health care industry in combining genetic research with the best medical practices, benefiting not only veterans, but all Americans as well." How will the VA accomplish this? By using the DNA of millions of veterans to create what could be the world's largest gene bank. Do you trust the VA with your DNA? You shouldn't! The VA allowed your personal information to be stolen. Do you want your DNA information along with your personal medical information in the hands of who-knows-who? To my knowledge, this Committee does not have one naysayer as a member. So, their job is not so much to study the issues but to sell the concept to the veterans' community. Don't buy it. WASHINGTON – Continuing the leadership role of the Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) in fostering ground-breaking medical research, Secretary of Veterans Affairs Jim Nicholson this week attended the first meeting of a committee of
Va Weather
Ok just wanted to let everybody who didnt know that the weather in Va is crazy lol Besides the fact that about 2 weeks ago it snowed and the next day it was 85 then the day after rained it just seems so strange to me i mean im sure its rather normal but i just dont remember it fluctuating that much, just thought id let you all in on a little part of my life. I cant wait for warmer weather!
Vay Cay! Waaaaahhhhhoooooooooo
I fukn love LA. so far...im havn a blast. hangn with friends...causin trouble...and werkn hod! coachella was gnarly and totally worth it... now im on vacation for a few days. mon till thurs. night... weather is fukn bomb. the sushi rocks... all expenses are paid...and im only 6 days into my work season. FUKN RAD! i love this shit. meetn new ppl n friends....havn a blast....and most of all.....kikn ass n takin names!.... so ill be on as much as i can.... but my fu time is getn harder to do..... so wish me luck fukrs... n see u all when im done tearinj up the US! RP!
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V940b Quad-core Tablet Pc With Android 4.1 Jelly Bean And 9.7-inch Touch Screen Available
We can imagine now an another new 9.7-inch android tablet pc, which purely and simply listens to the name "V940B" and is already having on the source at a price of approximately € 135. The new V940B Tablet PC is equipped with a 9.7-inch touchscreen display with capacitive technology, and it is a 10-point multi-touch surface used. The IPS panel supports a maximum resolution of 1024 x 768 pixels in the operation and in the sector a 1.8 GHz Rockchip found RK3188 cortex-A9 quad-core processor, a Mali-400MP graphics chipset and a gigabyte of DDR3 memory. The internal storage of 16 GB can replenish themselves as usual via the MicroSD card slot up to 32 GB and it adds Wi-Fi and Bluetooth for wireless data exchange. Optional 3G-Sticks are supported via the USB interface. Photo and video recordings can be about 0, 3-megapixel camera on the front panel or via the 2-megapixel camera on the back of record. Adobe are supported in terms of media playback Flash 11 content and abou
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V2 Cigs
What’s in an electronic cigarette? An electronic cigarette, also known as an e-cig or e-cigarette, is a device which heats liquid containing nicotine to produce vapor. This vapor is then inhaled by the user and acts as a nicotine-delivery system. E-cig enthusiasts enjoy the act of “smoking” without the smoke, ash, combustion or odor of traditional tobacco cigarettes. Famed for receiving the best electronic cigarette reviews in the industry, V2 Cigs provides their dedicated clientele with a product which has stellar performance the best throat-hit of any brand on the market. E-cig starter kits The V2 Cigs Starter Kit comes complete with everything you need to start using an electronic cigarette. Choose either an automatic e-cig or manual e-cig battery, pair it with the cartridge flavor of your choice and you’re on your way! When you select the best e-cigarette starter kit for you, making the switch to electronic cigarettes is easy. V2 Cigs Standar
V. Conditional Access Legislation And Other Legislative Compromises
Conditional access legislation, which includes disclosure vetoes, contact vetoes and intermediary systems, has often been used by adoption reformers in their efforts to try to win over legislators and pass bills. Some reformers claim that these conditional access bills serve as intermediate steps to true open records legislation. History, however, tells a different story. Once laws are passed, legislators are reluctant to revisit the issue of records legislation, which can result in future legislative changes being stalled for years or even decades. Once they do revisit the issue, there is no indication that legislators are more inclined to openness than before the conditional access legislation passed, and in many cases that legislation itself creates an impediment in terms of legal precedent. Unrestricted open records for adult adoptees is the norm in most of the rest of the "Free World" and in Alaska, Kansas, Oregon and Alabama. Conditional access legislation is the result of re
Vợ Có Thể Thay Mặt Chồng đứng Tên Sổ Hồng Không ?
 Câu hỏi:  Vợ chồng tôi chuẩn bị mua một căn nhà ở quận Tây Hồ, Hà Nội. Do điều kiện tôi đang công tác ở xa, muốn để mình vợ đứng tên sổ hồng căn nhà khi làm thủ tục sang nhượng thì có được không? Còn nếu đứng tên hai vợ chồng trong sổ hồng thì tôi phải có mặt để ký tên mấy lần khi làm thủ tục mua nhà? Trường hợp không thể có mặt, tôi làm giấy ủy quyền cho vợ ký tên có được không? Cho tôi hỏi thủ tục sang tên sổ đỏ gồm những gì ? Trả lời: Theo điều 5 nghị định 70/2000/NĐ-CP, các tài sản thuộc sở hữu chung của vợ ch&
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I need a Valentine!!!???Will you be mine????
Vday Sucks...
Valentine's Day...and why it SUCKS!!!! who is this "st. valentine" guy anyway? catholics claim he was third century roman priest who conducted marriages in secret even though marriage was prohibited by emperor claudious ii. others say he was beheaded for being a christian. roman historians believe that the febuary holiday is to celebrate their god lupercalia after he drove the wolves away. the french believe that valentine was a monk who brought two massacred children back to life. so let me see if i understand this. sometime around 1500 years ago there may have been a priest or monk or roman god that married soldiers, joined a cult, scared away dogs, or resurrected kids. what exactly does that have to do with naked angels firing arrows and stuffed animals holding flowers? and how did hallmark use this to decree that we spend at least one day a year feeling miserable and inadequate? those sitting at home lonely and depressed on febuary 14th are the lucky ones. in a world tha
V~day Love
I MISS YOU TERRIBLY THIS DAY OF LOVE MISS YOU WITH A WOUND THAT STABS AND ACHES I SEE THE LOVE AROUND ME. AND IT TAKES SO MUCH STRENGTH SIMPLY JUST TO MOVE.
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I don't have a Valentine this year. Anybody want to volunteer their time and make a nice girl happy?
Vday?
so i understand this whole valentines day thing. its suppose to be a day to show your love or admiration for your other half. ok i get that.. but what i dont get is why does it have to be one day a year, and why does it seem to be squarly around money? dont get me wrong i dont mind the holiday, i like getting that feeling of appreaction from the other person. but cant it be something more than money. u can give the greatest gifts without money! ok sorry im done. im just sick of ppl talking about how much they spend on the other person, it should be about that.
V-day Is Coming...i Hate It...
I hate Valentines day. Year after shitty year, I'm alone. I've gotten someone a gift though, he's becoming my best friend...I wish we were more than that, but not much I can do about that right now. I just don't want to be alone on this day again. I don't know why I hate being alone, I just do. According to my zodiac book, it is just my Libran personality...according to my ex, it is some kind of personality defect. I don't know...I just know it's debilitating.
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V-day Cnt
Why do you need to have one day to say i love you to someone? If you truly love someone one day shouldnt matter. Do you love them more that one day than you do the other 364, chances are no. So WHAT THE HELL.
V-day...hmmm
Time for some of my useless knowledge...Well we all know Valentine's Day is tomorrow...but, how many people know it's true origin?... In ancient Rome, February 14th was a holiday to honor Juno. Juno was the Queen of the Roman Gods and Goddesses. The Romans also knew her as the Goddess of women and marriage, all started way back when....but, where did the name come from....hmmm, well....Under the rule of Emperor Claudius II Rome was involved in many bloody and unpopular campaigns. Claudius the Cruel was having a difficult time getting soldiers to join his military leagues. He believed that the reason was that roman men did not want to leave their loves or families. As a result, Claudius cancelled all marriages and engagements in Rome. The good Saint Valentine ( ahhh ha....hence where we get the name )....was a "priest" at Rome in the days of Claudius II. He and Saint Marius aided the Christian martyrs and secretly married couples, and for this kind deed Saint Valentine was apprehended a
V-day And Anniversaries
Well me and eric on the 12th of this month celebrated out 2nd wedding anniversary Yay us! And there are many many more to come (the rest of our lives)! But tomorrow is v-day and because we celebrated our anniversary we cant celebrate valentines day. :.0( It kinda sucks but thats ok i am just glad we got to spend both days together and even though we didnt have a whole lot of money he still made me feel special and did somethings for me but since i dont like chocolate he couldnt get me those but i got flowers and a balloon and dinner, and tomorrow he gets something extra special ( if you know what i mean LOL)!
V-day Pooey's
Okay... Valentines Day is Tomorrow and what am I doing? NOTHING. Gettin' NO LOVE...PHOOEY! I am SO SINGLE! What do I have to do to get some love? I'm 33 swf, never married, no kids, non smoker... Where are all the single guys with NO kids, and NON SMOKERS, NON CHEATERS?
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Buried at PhotoCasket.com That code/image is all i think about V-day. Its just a day so that ppl go out searching for someoen to call their "special love' because heaven forbid ya go a day without a signifcant other right?? AND if ya don't have anyone for V-day then ya feel Or atleast how it comes out..that ya feel like shit because ya see all these motherfuckers with ppl they love or care bout..or even just occasionally fuck! and Your stuck at home or walking around watching it all. Thats so fucking retarded. And With me saying this I know ppl. will give me the response of " oh just cause you have no-one"..please! I'm going out on Thursday on a date with a chick I absolutly adore...why didn't I choose wednesday hmm...Because its fucking retarded to go and be mushy mushy on a day that candy/florists/jewelers decided to screw off the public! So Fuck love Fuck this whole Candy flower and jeweler bullshit Fuck ALL THIS GODDAMN HAPPY VALENTINE"S DAY BULLSHIT!!!!
Vday: Until The Violence Stops.
Just thought I would share my favorite and most emotionally profitable Valentine's Day past time... V-Day. "As I traveled with the piece to city after city, country after country, hundreds of women waited after the show to talk to me about their lives. The play had somehow freed up their memories, pain, and desire. Night after night I heard the same stories -- women being raped as teenagers, in college, as little girls, as elderly women; women who had finally escaped bring beaten to death by their husbands; women who were terrified to leave; women who were taken sexually, before they were even conscious of sex, by their stepfathers, brothers, cousins, uncles, mothers and fathers.... Slowly it dawned on me that nothing was more important than stopping violence toward women." - Eve Ensler, author of The Vagina Monologues. This realization led in 1997 to the founding of V-Day, a nonprofit grass roots movement dedicated to ending violence against women around the world.
V-day
I woke up this morning happier than usual fer a V-day. Being single has always been the biggest setback fer me on this day. The culture we live in has been so sucked up into the commercialism of the holiday, that I almost feel like I have to buy somebody something just to keep meself sane and happy. They make yer depressed when yer cannot give or receive...just like Christmas but we won't go there, that's a whole other rant. Still, I guess the two main things that keep me from plunging this morning is that I woke up to it raining outside. No, I'm not secretly chuckling at all the lovers caught in the rain somewhere. If they're smart they'll create some real romance where they are and leave it at that. Create, that's what love is all about. The improvisation of it all, the unexpected kiss, touch, flower...whatever, use yer imagination instead of a hallmark card and heart-shaped box of chocolates (unless he/she really wants the chocolate, then yer get it because if there is one thing I h
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i think everyone should wish me a happy v-day cause i am snowed in my house and want some love
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HOPE ALL WILL HAVE A HAPPY V-DAY
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so... this day is lame... and I am alone for the 2nd year in a row. Not that that is different from every day for the past year and a half. I think I am gonna seduce my hand. A little candle light, I might even sing to it or something. If things aren't working out, I'll slip it a roofie.
V Day
hope everyone has a good valintimes day, to me it is just another day for me to give my kids something special. now i hope to find me something special, or should i say someone special i guess time tells everything you all have a good one
Vday Was Created By Satan And Hitler To Plague The Single Man/woman.
well, today is Vday, the one day of the year when every happy couple, or unhappy couple make the rest of us feel something like the mixture of poo, chewing gum, and ciggerette butt you scrape off your shoe. Luckily i spent the majority of my day with my head crammed in a mixture of an enterasys switch matrix, a cisco router, a dell switch, and access control lists; so thankfully most of the day passed by without me noticing. I dont hate today, because truthfully ive never been in a relationship on Vday for all of my 28 years.. so yeah, coming home to my empty apartment alone does kinda make one feel a bit blue. and the only phone calls from females ive recieved today were from my mom and my aunt and my grandmother... bless em.. so yeah, ill just be chillin in my blue funk over here, dont mind me =p
Vday Confusion (same As Myspace Blog)
Happy V day everyone. This morning is really wierd. Started off with my sis trying to walk mom to the bathroom and her head and i guess body going out on the trip to it. We finaly got her to it (her legs wouldnt straiten and she was just dead weight) But then she wouldnt go to the bathroom, or stay sitting up or respond to us talkin to her. So we by the grace of god picked her up on either side and carried her back to her bed, where she lay but still cant streatch her legs out or do anything simple like trying to talk. Anyways we've called the nurse to come see her, cause the small bedside toilet we got her, we finaly got her to try to use it, but she cant, took everything to get her to it, but her bodys just not working. So I hope they put her back in the hospic unit again to get her fixed up or something cause my sis works tomorrow and i cant pick her up. Plus i got all dads bank stuff done today that needed to be done (which i actualy got the call to get the bank statements from the
V-day Comes And Goes
WELL VALENTINES DAY HAS COME AND GONE JUST ANOTHER DAY TO ME DOESNT MEAN ANYTHNG SPECIAL. ITS JUST ANOTHER WAY TO HAVE TO SHELL OUT THE MONEY ON GIFTS SOMEONE MAY OR MAY NOT LIKE. NOW THE GIFT I GOT WAS PERSONALLY GIVEN NOT BOUGHT AND THAT IS THE BEST KIND OF GIFT TO RECIEVE. THE LOVE OF A MAN SHOWING AND TELLING NOT BUYING YOUR LOVE IS THE ONE THING THAT IS TRUE. ANTONIO DOESNT HAVE TO BUY ME THINGS TO SHOW ME HE LOVES ME. YES WE HAVE HAD OUR UPS AND DOWNS BUT SEEM TO ALWAYS COME BACK TO ONE ANOTHER. WE ARE GOING ON YEAR 3 WHICH IS SOMETHING WITH ME. I USUALLY RUN WITHIN THE FIRST YEAR. BUT NOT WITH HIM LOL HE IS A COMPLICATED MAN AT TIMES AND SO AM I.
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Ok i was just wondering alot of people think valentine's day is just for the money people spend. While others say its a day for the one you love. My question is valentine's Day a day for love? Or another day just to waste money
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Valentines Day, what does that really mean? Does it mean to love for one day or love forever? We all have a special someone we would like say it to and mean it from our hearts, but we also have that someone we cant say it to. Yeah i knw it hurts, but we live and learn. If ur reading this, take the time to remember all the times that person said something to you and think if it has any meaning today. I knw i have 1 person i would love to say it to, but i doubt that person would even listen. If ur reading this tell the person ur with u LOVE them and mean it.
V-day Joke Hella Funny
Valentines Day: Flowers $20, Dinner $70, Movies $25, Drinks $30, Hotel $115, the look on his face when u tell him u are on ur period PRICELESS!!!!!
V-day Colors And Crushes
So I am waiting for the elevator, to get some breakfast in the Mezzanine, when one of my co workers flashes me a strong arm salute, I give one back. As I get on the elevator, I realize why he did what he did, he is wearing a red shirt, and I am wearing a red shirt also(just happens to be a long sleeve shirt with the #7, and Robby Gordon's name on it) As I am waiting for my breakfast to be cooked, I started thinking why my co-worker would do that, then it dawns on me. It's Valentine's Day, I am normally not one to put a lot stock in the meaning of wearing a particular color, but I understand the red part of my warbrobe today. Now does that mean I have a man crush on Robby, because I am wearing one of his shirts on Valentine's Day? Just putting that out there..........
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Happy "ha ha you're single and the world gets to rub it in your face" Day
Vday Blue
So i guess its totally true... as much as i try to not believe it. Kindness gets you nowhere..Some ppl in this crazy uncivilized world have huge hearts and would give the world to the one they love even if they dont have it to give. But its a shitty thing that it cant be given back in return, or even appreciated. Then you sit back and think why is this world so unforgiving and mean... because the ppl with these huge hearts give and give... only to realize one day it does no good any fucking way.. So why try, and slowly become cold hearted. I asked a friend last night... Would u rather have a not so pretty girl that will love you no matter what ur flaws or a hottie that will break your heart eventually? His reply is "i dont know." it was a stupid question to ask already knowing what the answer would be but hoping for the more reasonable answer. its funny how one day the love is there and then the next they call u there bestfriend. Amazing how things can change in the blink of an eye. I
V-day Poem
Today is the Day of Love Today happiness raises above Today People Do see What their love wants to be Today Couples gather together An share all the good times they share Today is the day for Love No time to push in shove It's Valentines Day Keep on loving is what I say. ~. Jay The Wicked .~
V-day Or D-day
it's always the same for me.. i break up or something goes bad right before or on v-day! it's a horrible, depressing day. even if i dont break up, there are all kinds of broken expectations.. not to mention the weather feels like zombie town outside! and on top of it all.. im freaking horny and all women hate me, lol. but DEFF, thanks to all my nice friends on here for makin it better~
V Day Rant
V Day rant Category: Life OK so no one misunderstands this I am not upest sad or depreessed I just had alot running through my head today. To all those people I love and care about I hope you all have a wonderful day cause I am going to try to. Well atleast I am going to enjoy my night cause work as roally sucked for three days staraight now. Anyways moving on it really kinda of sucks that after al the changes that I have put myself through which I am doing great but lonely then hell lately cause I don't have anybody to spend time with and I mean nobody really which sucks. But I have learned to deal with cause I am still very happy. It just I wish I had someone anyone I could hang out with bs watch movies go out just talk for hours about nothing and everything all at once. But I have been trying to spend as much time with the people I care about. But just no luck there well that is all for now.
V-day
it past Valentine's Day, and still no woman to date, it's wierd, it's better to be alone, less drama, less money spent on things that will rot or wilt, i'm tired of being single, won't women realize that i'm a good guy underneath my hobbies and perversions, i have a job, do i look like a jobless douchebag looking for handouts or ass on the net, hell no, i work my ass off for the Sisters Of The Poor, i also don't need a friend or a relative to hook me up, only losers do that stupid crap, do i look stupid, fuck no, i just fall for lies, that's all

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