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Very Ticked!
Ok I am on the road and I get a call from my wife lady_raven all but in tears with me and now she had deleted her damn account why?? Here is why because some ppl on here just can't keep this damn mouth closed! It all started when she was in the BBW contest back in Feb I think not sure when but when she walked away from two memeber's of Darkmoon trouble started and hasn't stopped. People left her comments all the time and left her message's asking her how she was or to tell her is was something special like a good friend but now NOTHING! After I post this blog I won't care if any of you stay here because I am sick to death of how she has been treated. First by Darkmoon and than I.B.I.C so if anyone read's this and knows these ppl watch out for them because if your not part of their click or if you don't comment bomb them in a contest you are not anything. But now she is at peace again because she has made her a different page and if anyone and I do mean anyone shows her any
Very First Posting
and I am not even going to really write. it's too damn late when the sun's coming up. but I thought I would put a link to where my blog usually sets, and then maybe I will double-blog so no-one who gets bored enough to read this has to run back & forth. generous, ain't I? http://www.orble.com/hedging-in-on-the-over30-crowd/
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Very Sad News....
well today i took my son to the hearing doctor and he gave me the bad news on my son.. His left ear has some damage and might be able to be fixed but not sure and his right ear the damage is so bad that he is going to have to have a hearing aid..all of this is from getting hit a month ago.. please pray as he needs it... have a great day
Very Sexy Shoes
I saw these and then had to find them. No, not for me silly... For ladies. These are very sexy.
Very Interesting!!
Gargling - The partner fills their mouth with water and gargles it, and the male inserts his testicles into the water that’s being gargled. (Note: Insert tesitcles one at a time in order to reduce the splash effect that would lower the water level in the mouth) A group of men, women, or both, each performing oral sex on the next, is called a daisy chain. Did you know?..."Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. Did you know?... During the 1920s, it was believed that jazz music caused one to permanately lose his sexual inhibitions. It was often banned in many cities. One private company went as far as to sell the elites "jazz proof" furniture. Did you know?...All Humans Are 99.9% Genetically Identical and 98.4% of human genes are the same as the genes of a chimpanzee Did you know?..."Venus observa" is the technical term for the "missionary position." Did you know?... Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when wom
Very Important Pet Info......
Hey there everyone. I know I have not been around much for the last few weeks. If it wasn't one thing it was another. I have had the worst few days that I can remember and I wanted to send out a warning to all my friends so that noone else has to suffer through what I have. This is a rather long story but please bear with me..it is important info. One of my inside only cats slipped out the door when my daughters friend left my door open. He was gone for about 3 weeks and we had given up hope of his return. On Sat. my husband and son spotted my cat and called to him. He came running and we gratefully brought him home. Other then being very thin he was healthy and seems ok all except for a single tick. I removed the tick and searched for others but since Anubis had very long fur there was some worry we might have missed one. The tick was a spotted deer tick which carries the lyme disease bacteria. Since I have 3 children and other cats I went out and bought a Hartz brand flea/tick co
A Very Touching Earth Song
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Very Platonic 2003
i should let go. i know that. every conceivable variable is against me. age, location, social status. i get chided for being an optimist. but im not an optimist. i just know whats mine. and if ever there is someting that feels mine he's it. *sigh* why are hearts not made with ears or eyes for that matter. i have yet to see a heart that does not secretly hopes even in the face of defeat. even after every hurt every despicable thoughtless remark. hang it all. ur not even my idea of a dreamboat. there are lots more there. yet for the life of me they just dont fit. they dont feel right. even if they look like richard gere or hmm joshua jackson. theres somebody else. why did it feel different when you told me that? you knew id be happy for you. but what of us? lol i didnt used to think there was an us. but u were thinking it and not only acknowledged but told someone so i guess there is an us. does that make u a cheater me a loser? all i know is its a little confusing. thats an und
Very Important.grandma Died
My grandma just died April 29, 2007 at 1:37pm.. Greatest thing I have ever done is being there.. She died in peace.. She is no pain at all and no sorrow.. I really love her and I will allways love her.. Thank you all for praying for my family and keeping my family in your thoughts.. Just remember love is all we have.. I never did leave her body but coouple of times so I can clam down.. But I am ok.. Her body will go to Ohio and that the funneral will be up there too.. So if I don't responed to any one it is because I up there ok.. Again thank you all.. Virgo24
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SWIFFER Wetjets Recently someone had to have their 5-year old German Shepherd dog put down >due to liver failure. The dog was completely healthy until a few weeks >ago, so they had a necropsy done to see what the cause was. The liver >levels were unbelievable, as if the dog had ingested poison of some kind. >The dog is kept inside, and when he's outside, someone's with him, so the >idea of him getting into something unknown was hard to believe. My >neighbor started going through all the items in the house. When he got to >the Swiffer Wetjet, he noticed, in very tiny print, a warning which stated >"may be harmful to small children and animals." He called the company to >ask what the contents of the cleaning agent are and was astounded to find >out that antifreeze is one of the ingredients (actually he was told it's a >compound which is one molecule away from antifreeze). Therefore, just by >the dog walking on the floor cleaned with the solution, then lick
Very Personal Thoughts.
Sorry dear that I let you down. I'm so full of everyone that I've once again pushed my feelings aside. So I know you have not heard the things you wanted to hear. I know that you can feel the space between us. But I wish you could feel the inside of me and know what is there my dear. Because if you could you would feel all the pain,sadness,hurt,needing,joy ,fear that is there.You would know that you have touched me in ways that others never will and you would know the need,the pain ,the joy,the fear was real. Not this fake crap that you've been dealing with. I know you would understand me sooner or later. I just wish you could feel all that I do ,all the good and all the bad. But saddly noone sees whats in my heart,I make sure of that and for that I am sorry my dear. But that's the life of a heartless dreamwalker. Anyways,I wish you could feel all that is in me.
Very Interesting!!!
1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq. 2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradleof civilization! 3. Noah builtthe ark in Iraq. 4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq. 5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq! 6. Isaac's wife Rebekah isfrom Nahor, which is in Iraq! 7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq. 8. Jonah preachedin Nineveh - which is in Iraq. 9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel. 10 Amos criedout in Iraq! 11. Babylon, which is in Iraq, destroyed Jerusalem. 12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq! 13. The three Hebrew children were in the fire in Iraq (Jesus had been in Iraq also as the fourth person in the Fiery Furnace!) 14.Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the "writing on the wall" in Iraq. 15. Nebuch adnezzar, King of Babylon, carried the Jews captive into Iraq. 16. Ezekiel preached in Iraq. 17. The wisemen were from Iraq. 18. Peter preachedin Iraq. 19. The "
Very Funny Video
If you get a chance, take a gander at this. Love ya all! Darla http://toccionline.kizash.com/movies/i_cant_afford_my_gasoline/
A Very Happy Mothers Day
Wishing All Mothers out there in cherry land a happy mothers day.. There's too many out there to send a wish to all of you individually, so I thought I would do it this way... I know I don't tell my own mother I love her nearly often enough, and I didn't say it that much to my grandmothers who are gone now. We can never tell them often enough that we love them, and before you know it they are gone, so start now, and tell your moms you love and appreciate them every day. You only get one.... So here is to all you mothers out there, MyHotComments / HotFreeLayouts
Very Rough Day....
Well today was not the best....Ever been to a funeral and got into a knock down drag out fight? Well my family..YA it happened.... My whole family and my cousins family do not get along and together today at the funeral escalated BIG TIME....My cousin Kevin lost his wife, his daughters lost there mother..Someone lost a daughter, So everyone should of been together in this..BUT they chose to make a problem between kevin and his wife (who the funeral was for today Sonya) were having some problems and she was living with her best friend for the last week, So at the funeral when it asks does anyone want to say anything? Her side of the family got up and bashed Kevin the husband and the children's was there they are 11 and 14 and they just lost there mother..And heard that whole side bash there father...The 1 speech went like this..."Sonya was a great sister, she was a great mother to her children ..She was my mothers baby, she was a best friend, she was a wonderful nurse and she will b
Very First Mother's Day....where I'm The Mother I Mean!
Well, happy mommy's day to me! Last year i was pregnant on mothers day so that doesn't count i think, because i was a 'mommy-to-be'. But this year i get to be taken out to eat, given flowers and whatnot! Stpehie (well gma really) bought me a HUGE balloon today! But Steph prefers to play with it...lol! But wish me Happy Mommy's Day please!
A Very Dirty Little Fellow
A very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked his mother, "Who am I? " Ready to play the game she said, "I don't know! Who are you?" "WOW!" cried the child. "Mrs. Johnson was right! She said I was so dirty, my own mother wouldn't recognize me!"
A Very Special Mother's Day!
Today is mother's day & my first born's birthday too! Today Tyler is 5 and he is getting so big, too!! Today being Mother's Day reminds me of the day he was born. I was hoping to give birth on Mother's Day that year; but, unfortunately, he came a day later. I had been in labor since late the Friday evening before that Monday ..and wouldn't dialate so they kept stopping my labor. My water hadn't broken but my contractions were right on top of each other and they broke it ..still wouldn't dialate. Then my blood pressure kept going up and up and they feared I was going to have a stroke or something and my son's heartrate decreased as my blood preasure increased. This went on the entire time for more than two days, straight. Finally when my son's heartrate had dramatically dropped and gone below 70 they decided to call a surgeon and I had to have a c-section. Again they stopped my labor and they prepped me for it, then ...there he was. My little miracle. Less
Very Clever
This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails I've received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)! DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rea
Very Funny
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers! "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles." With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says . . . "You idiot! You're, sitting on the mop bucket!"
Very Sad News
SAD News Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus t
Very Important
im not putting up with no more aggravation from some little punk who wants two threat my family our my friends any
A Very Sore Subject
OK HERE GOES. i WAS JUST READING THE LOCAL NEWSPAPER AND THERE WAS AN ADD ON THE FRONT PAGE ENTITLED, "CHILD DIES FROM BEING BOUND BY DUCK TAPE AT DAYCARE". WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT SHIT. i CANT BELIEVE PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO THAT SHIT TO CHILDREN. THIS MAKES ME VERY ANGRY AND I COULD WRITE FOR HOURS TALKING ABOUT THIS. THE LITTLE BOY WAS ONLY 2 YEARS OLD AND THE OWNER OF THE DAYCARE SAID HE WOULDNT BE QUIET FOR NAPTIME. THAT BITCH NEEDS TO BE HUNG OR SHOT. I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT PEOPLE THAT DO THIS STUFF. IF YOU CANT HANDLE HAVING CHILDREN THEN STOP FUCKING AROUND AND GETTING PREGNANT OR DONT OWN A DAMN DAYCARE YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!!!!!!!
Very Beautifully Put
Subject: Fw: Fwd: i wish you enough Subject: I WISH YOU ENOUGH Recently I overheard a mother and daughter in their last moments together at the airport. They had announced the departure. Standing near the security gate, they hugged and the mother said, "I love you and I wish you enough". The daughter replied, "Mom, our life together has been more than enough. Your love is all I ever needed. I wish you enough, too, Mom". They kissed and the daughter left. The mother walked over to the window where I was seated. Standing there I could see she wanted and needed to cry. I tried not to intrude on her privacy but she welcomed me in by asking, "Did you ever say good-bye to someone knowing it would be forever?". Yes, I have," I replied. "Forgive me for asking, but why is this a forever good-bye?". "I am old and she lives so far away. I have challenges ahead and the rea
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Make your inhibitions work for you. Those old, ingrained habits might have some knowledge about your inner workings that can improve your present. In order to do that, you need to exorcise the past.
Very Naughty
Subject: 8 inches The RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG, THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES. IT IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY LOOSELY FOR INSTANT ACTION. IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND A SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING, WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN, MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS. ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PUL
Very Powerful
TWO THOUSAND ONE, NINE ELEVEN > > Two thousand one, nine eleven > Five thousand plus arrive in heaven > As they pass through the gate, > Thousands more appear in wait > A bearded man with stovepipe hat > Steps forward saying, "Lets sit, lets chat" > > They settle down in seats of clouds > A man named Martin shouts out proud > "I have a dream!" and once he did > The Newcomer said, "Your dream still lives." > > Groups of soldiers in blue and gray > Others in khaki, and green then say > "We're from Bull Run, Yorktown, the Maine" > The Newcomer said, "You died not in vain." > > From a man on sticks one could hear > "The only thing we have to fear. > The Newcomer said, "We know the rest, > trust us sir, we've passed that test." > > "Courage doesn't hide in caves > You can't bury freedom, in a grave," > The Newcomers had heard this voice before > A distinct Yankees twang from Hyannisport shores > > A s
Very Upset And Very Alone
So I met this guy a while back and he was amazing. He was interesting sexy quasi charming and in a very short period of time he became a very large part of my life. Then all of a sudden he had to leave. Go far away due to circumstances beyond his control with the promise he'd be back in a week and we'd talk every day and sun shine and daisies tra la la. So then he leaves abruptly without so much as a goodbye just a note on the computer but with more promises of a quick return. I handled it I was upset i cried but I tried very hard to trust that while gone he would return soon and all would be right with the world again. Then i didn't hear from him for three days not a word then I get a few lines in an email saying he'd lost his phone. No sorry no i love you just that quick fact. I dealt I made excuses he didn't have a computer at home he couldn't email me everyday i send him a messege i love you and I miss you and I'm scared you won't come home please messege me or call or something so
Very Educating, I Am Glad Things Have Changed....
VERY EDUCATING - GLAD THINGS HAVE CHANGED Interesting. The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s: These are interesting... Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married. Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water.. Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no
A Very Strange Person
This guy is extremely wierd - his profile is full of pix of women. He has left comments like "This Woman is my love and my life" on a bunch of my pix in the past. It was creepy enough, but it stopped so I thought that he had gone away. Now I find that he has ripped several of my pictures to his galleries... I blocked him, but you may want to tell your female friends to watch out for him - he seems to have lots of other pix of CT women on his profile and I am sure he hasn't asked for permission from them either... Rony@ CherryTAP
Very Well Put
All are quotes from J. Krishnamurti "There is no end to relationship. There may be the end of a particular relationship, but relationship can never end to be is to be related." "The moment you have in your heart this extraordinary thing called love and feel the depth, the delight, the ecstasy of it, you will discover that for you the world is transformed." ..> "What is needed, rather than running away or controlling or suppressing or any other resistance, is understanding fear; that means, watch it, learn about it, come directly into contact with it. We are to learn about fear, not how to escape from it." On love and death "I wonder if you have ever known what love is? Because I think death and love walk together. Death, love, and life are one and the same. But we have divided life, as we have divided the earth. We talk of love as being either carnal or spiritual and have set a battle going between the sacred and the profane. We have divided wha
Very Pleased!
We have begun a new blog detailing all the steps in our journey together. My little sub will be sharing her thoughts on the journey, and to give you a taste, I'm posting her first entry here as well. We do hope you'll visit us, and let us know what you think! llw says The first mention of bondage came up in conversation shortly after Master and i met (although he was not my Master until much later); i asked him to share his sexual fantasies with me. He was apprehensive at first, certain that i would recoil at the mention of something so foreign and far from the mainstream, but having already become comfortable with him beyond anything i could have imagined, i kept an open mind and began the journey to where we are now. i don’t remember the details of that first experience, which i intensely regret. i do know that i viewed is as much more of a sexual game than anything else, and i had no objection to fulfilling his fantasies. Over time, we have indulged ourselves and in
Very Short Update
spent four hours at the doctor and tomo we go to hopefully find out what the sex of the baby is
Very Interesting
An evil has come onto this land, the likes of which the world has never seen. Educate yourself on the illumanti and together we can bring these murdering scum to justice.Time is running out and you have to pick sides, being neutral is exactly what the globalists want either side with the global elite and wickedness or humanity, truth and light. Otherwise I will see you in the FEMA camp!!
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Very Irritable!!!!!
Sometime's I wonder what to do with my day's. Sometime's I can't come up with anything. There are time's where I just don't care, and then there are time's that I just get myself into trouble. LOL. There are times where I just don't care. Here lately, I have not been giving two shit's about anything(with certain people), and these certain people just might know who they are. Well, for those of you who don't know, I will fill you in, in a nice way :) *smart ass grin* I am very sick and tired of the damn drama. Take your drama else where. I have enough of my own. For those of you who listen to me, I will return the favor. I don't care for two faced bitches, lying whore's, and cunt's that have to make other people look out to be what they aren't due to the person who is talking the shit. NO MORE!!!! That will eventually get your ass kicked!!! You know who you are. Suck it up. Get a life. I don't care about you, don't talk to me. I will not talk to you if you even try to succeed!!! Sorry
A Very Tasteless Bit Of Irony...
I was skimming through some news stories on Yahoo when I came across this one dealing with a mass grave recently discovered: A mass grave holding the remains of thousands of Jews killed by the Nazis has been found in southern Ukraine near the site of what was once a concentration camp, a Jewish community representative said Tuesday. The grave was found by chance last month when workers were laying gas pipelines in the village of Gvozdavka-1, near Odessa, said Roman Shvartsman, a spokesman for the regional Jewish community. He said that Nazis established a concentration camp near the village in November 1941 killed about 5,000 Jews at or near the site. I usually won't post anything like this, but it's just so ironic I felt I had to.  You may address all hate mail to somebodywhogives@flyingflip.com.tag: holocaust, jewish, judaism, nazi, irony, evil, tasteless, news-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!Join me at CherryTap.com
Very Sad
don't anyone have a crush on me
Very Happy
I have found someone very special in my life...I'm very happy at the moment and I'm so happy I found her..this goes out to Sadie..Thank you for coming into my life..you mean so much to me, more then you know...I get closer and closer and feel more and more everyday we are together..I'm so glad we found each other...well everyone take care I'll catch ya later Terry
Very Cool, Maybe!
I got offered a job to do some shoots for monstersofcock.com, just got the mail back on the pics I sent them, and they are based near me, and want me to do a pre-screening scene... ( a friend of mine works at SG, and knows some people that shoot for them, and talked to them, they are only about an hour drive from where im at) problem is this EVERY GUY wants to be porn star..granted. but I cant find a steady GF now...if I start doing shoots every other month, I can get sex on a regular basis...but my chances of finding a GF thats cool with it is pretty much 0.... what you guys think? plus even if I only do a few...still hurts my chances of finding a chick that wouldnt mind That i use to do porn...
A Very Sad Day In South Carolina's History..
Good Morning.. I find it hard to find something cute and witty to say on a day after the tragic event in Charleston, South Carolina… My heart goes out to those who lost their lives and their family members and friends. People seem to forget danger of the men who don the fire suits until there is a tragedy to remind them that it’s not an easy job to fulfill. Not every child but most children at one time or another while young either imitated or wished to become a fire fighter when they grow up…only a few continue that dream and pursue that dream…Some that dream ends with their retirement and a gold watch and a plaque and many family members surrounding them at their retirement party celebrating their achievements and life saving moments throughout their career…but it’s not always that cake and ice cream pats on the back…as some found out yesterday their fire fighter family member would not reach retirement,…they would not return home after saving a life, a house, a building or be with
Very Soon......
The time is getting closer. Grant will be leaving on Monday morning to go to St. Louis. He will stay the night there and leave Tuesday for Ft.Sills, OK. I'm so proud of him, but still don't want to see him go. I know he will be fine, and he will succede without a problem. His sisters are more upset than I m, and I wasn't sure that was possible! Just wanted to say thanks to all my friends that have given me their unconditional support and love. Send all your energy and good wishes to Grant. The old saying "It takes a village" comes into play here, as I believe the more ppl that are sending him positive energy and wishes, the more protected he will be
Very Profound Words
A few years ago an article for Essence magazine about forgiving my father for all he had done. For so many years I was angry with him. I do believe that when I was growing up this man hated me to my core. I don't remember any happy memories with him. And I'm sure there had to be some, but it's funny what a child will hang on to. Like the times when I would be in my room sitting, reading or playing and the hairs on the back of my neck would stand up. I would turn and look at the window in the door and there he would stand staring at me as if he could kill me. I used to pretend that I was somewhere else (I think that's where my imagination and story telling was born). He would call me profane names all of the time. He would beat me with anything that he could get his hands on. He would play terrible mind games with me all the while beating and abusing my mother-- especially when she tried to protect me. Needless to say I had a lot to forgive. And I needed to because the first 28 ye
Very Funny
The virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. * * * * * * * * * Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. * * * * * * * * * At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. * * * * * * * * * That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet
A Very Special Story
THE POSTAL SERVICE NO ONE HEARS ABOUT Our 14 year old dog, Abbey, died last month. The day after she died, my 4 year old daughter Meredith was crying and talking about how much she missed Abbey. She asked if we could write a letter to God so that when Abbey got to Heaven, God would recognize her. She dictated and I wrote: Dear God, Will you please take special care of our dog, Abbey? She died yesterday and is in heaven. We miss her very much. We are happy that you let us have her as our dog even though she got sick. I hopethat you will play with her. She liked to play with balls and swim before she got sick. I am sending some pictures of her so that when you see her in heaven you will know she is our special dog. But I really do miss her. Love, Meredith Claire P.S. Mommy wrote the words after I told them to her. We put that in an envelope with two pictures of Abbey, and addressed it to God in Heaven. We put our return address on it. Then Meredith s
Very Interesting
Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only..Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb" The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury. Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. Coca-Cola was originally green. It is impossible to lick your elbow. The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska . The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this..) The percentage North America that is wilderness: 38% The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400. The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000 Intelligent
Very Happily!!!!!
WE are so prefect couple! I showed my grandma at Buffalo NY! She said "I never seen you been happy with new Girlfriend for long times!"...... I told Amy and She just understand How was my feeling about for nasty naughty for single!! I have fewer of ims hited me and they are SO jealous and insulted to me! I showed to Amy about all weird / strangers saying to me!! She knows they are so jealous! OH Well They are loose! So We just starting talking about to moving and live with Amy! Maybe on July or Aug! I have to coming back to home and packing up all my clothes and dvd and my hobby cards with me and I will starting to hunting for job and helping Amy then we will thinking to marry maybe next years or depend on!!!! Thanks mtbikers72
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Very Adult Survey #1
1. What is the 1st thing you notice on the opposite sex? 2. What is your favorite body part on the opposite sex? 3. What 1st drew you to your current bf/gf? 4. When did you first start liking the opposite sex? 5. Who was your fist true love? 6. (women) What is your bra size? 7. (men) Have you ever measured your penis? 8. When did you lose your virginity? 9. Did you enjoy your 1st sexual experience? 10. (women...or gay men) Biggest penis you've ever had? 11. Ever make out with someone of the same sex? 12. Are you straight, bi or gay? 13. Do you remember your 1st orgasm? 14. Do you prefer aggressive or passive partners? 15. Are you aggressive or passive? 16. Ever been tied up? 17. Ever have a 3sum? 18. Ever participate in an orgy? 19. Do you like oral sex? a. give? b. receive? 20. How old were you when you 1st performed or received oral? 21. Any celebrities you would have sex with if you could? 22. Favorite position? 23.
A Very Adult Survey
1. What is the 1st thing you notice on the opposite sex? their eyes 2. What is your favorite body part on the opposite sex? ass 3. What 1st drew you to your current bf/gf? his personality 4. When did you first start liking the opposite sex? 12 5. Who was your fist true love? my hubby 6. (women) What is your bra size? 42 C 7. (men) Have you ever measured your penis? lol 8. When did you lose your virginity? 15 9. Did you enjoy your 1st sexual experience? nope 10. (women...or gay men) Biggest penis you've ever had? i don't know never measured 11. Ever make out with someone of the same sex? yep 12. Are you straight, bi or gay? straight 13. Do you remember your 1st orgasm? yes 14. Do you prefer aggressive or passive partners? both 15. Are you aggressive or passive? a bit of both 16. Ever been tied up? yep 17. Ever have a 3 sum? nope 18. Ever participate in an orgy? nope 19. Do you like oral sex? yes a.
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cut paste and answer in a PM if you dare!! ALL RESPONSES WILL BE KEPT CONFIDENTIAL!!!! 1. What is the 1st thing you notice on the opposite sex? 2. What is your favorite body part on the opposite sex? 3. What 1st drew you to your current bf/gf? 4. When did you first start liking the opposite sex? 5. Who was your fist true love? 6. (women) What is your bra size? 7. (men) Have you ever measured your penis? 8. When did you lose your virginity? 9. Did you enjoy your 1st sexual experience? 10. (women...or gay men) Biggest penis you've ever had? 11. Ever make out with someone of the same sex? 12. Are you straight, bi or gay? 13. Do you remember your 1st orgasm? 14. Do you prefer aggressive or passive partners? 15. Are you aggressive or passive? 16. Ever been tied up? 17. Ever have a 3sum? 18. Ever participate in an orgy? 19. Do you like oral sex? a. give? b. receive? 20. How old were you when you 1st performed or received ora
Very Sexual Survey!
1. What is the 1st thing you notice on the opposite sex? 2. What is your favorite body part on the opposite sex? 3. What 1st drew you to your current bf/gf? 4. When did you first start liking the opposite sex? 5. Who was your fist true love? 6. (women) What is your bra size? 7. (men) Have you ever measured your penis? 8. When did you lose your virginity? 9. Did you enjoy your 1st sexual experience? 10. (women...or gay men) Biggest penis you've ever had? 11. Ever make out with someone of the same sex? 12. Are you straight, bi or gay? 13. Do you remember your 1st orgasm? 14. Do you prefer aggressive or passive partners? 15. Are you aggressive or passive? 16. Ever been tied up? 17. Ever have a 3sum? 18. Ever participate in an orgy? 19. Do you like oral sex? a. give? b. receive? 20. How old were you when you 1st performed or received oral? 21. Any celebrities you would have sex with if you could? 22. Favorite position? 23.
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A Very Adult Survey
1. What is the 1st thing you notice on the opposite sex? Lips 2. What is your favorite body part on the opposite sex? Lips and hands 3. What 1st drew you to your current bf/gf? His self confidence and his personality 4. When did you first start liking the opposite sex? around 12 5. Who was your fist true love? Tommy Mills 6. (women) What is your bra size? 36 DD 7. (men) Have you ever measured your penis? 8. When did you lose your virginity? 14 9. Did you enjoy your 1st sexual experience? no 10. (women...or gay men) Biggest penis you've ever had? I have never pulled out a tape measure, there is so many other fun things to do to a penis lol 11. Ever make out with someone of the same sex? yes 12. Are you straight, bi or gay? all of the above? lol 13. Do you remember your 1st orgasm? no 14. Do you prefer aggressive or passive partners? agressive 15. Are you aggressive or passive? a bit of both 16. Ever been tied up? yes 17. Ever have a 3sum
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RECENTLY A GOOD FRIEND OF THE LOUNGES AND AN AWESOME STAFF MEMBER WAS CAUGHT UP IN SOME MASSIVE FLOODING! I WILL INCLUDE SOME PICS SO YOU KNOW JUST HOW BAD IT WAS! ANYWAY HER AND HER FAMILY ARE SUFFERING FROM THIS WITH THE LOSS OF ALOT OF THERE STUFF ANYWAY IM SETTING UP AN ACCOUNT FOR JENN AND HER FAMILY SO IF YOU WOULD WOULD LIKE TO HELP THE FAMILY OUT IN ANYWAY PLEASE MESSAGE ME ON YAHOO (bcbytch_73) OR IN HERE AND ILL CONTACT YOU OR YOU CAN SEND THE MONEY DIRECT TO KERRYL@CABLEROCKET.COM (PAYPAL) AND IT WILL BE DIRECTLY SENT TO JENN AND HER FAMILY AND IF YOU CANT DO THAT PLEASE ATLEAST GO TO HER PAGE AND SHOW HER MAD LOVE AND LET HER KNOW WE ARE THINKING OF HER!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ANY TYPE OF HELP! CLUB FANTASIA AND NO LIMIT STAFF! Jenn~budsgirl1978~Bartender & Head Promoter @ Club Fantasia~~Sign My Guestb@ CherryTAP
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Very Sad...
My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Chariles bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly brok
A Very Funny Story
This is a story about A Fly, a Fish, a Bear A Hunter, a Mouse and a Cat. There is a moral to this story...... (Maybe not the one Most of you expect.... So, read on!) In the dead of summer a fly was resting among leaves beside a stream. The hot, dry fly said to no one in particular, "Gosh...if I go down three inches I will feel the mist From the water and I will be refreshed." There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches, I can eat him." There was a bear on the shore thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches That fish will jump for the fly... And I will grab the fish!!" It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank Of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich.... "Gosh," he thought, "if that fly goes down three inches.. And that fish leaps for it... That bear will expose himself and grab for the fish. I'll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch." Now, you probably th
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WwW.SparkleTags.Com DUE TO SEVERAL FACTORS I HAVE DECIDED TO DISBAN OUR FORMAL LEVELING CREW ALTOGETHER. I APOLOGIZE TO ALL OF OUR PEOPLE IN THE CLUB FOR HAVING TO DO THIS BUT REALLY WE HAVE GROWN SO MUCH AND HAVE SO MANY MEMBERS TO LEVEL NOW AND NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE DOING THE LEVELING THAT IT HAS NOW BECOME A FULL TIME JOB FOR US WHO ARE JUMPING IN AND DOING IT. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT WORK SCHEDULES AND JUST LIFE IN GENERAL I GUESS HAS PREVENTED SOME OF YOU FROM PARTICIPATING AND I AM DOING ON MY FULL TIME JOB AS WELL MYSELF AND NOT PAYING ENOUGH ATTENTION TO IT!! YESTERDAY WE LEVELED 6 PEOPLE BEFORE NOON! AND THAT TAKES SOME WORK AND TIME! WE HAD A WONDERFUL RESPONSE TO THE CALL, HOWEVER THE ISSUE IS TIME FOR ME I ALMOST GOT FIRED! YOU WILL BE POSTING YOUR OWN BLOGS WHEN YOU GET READY TO LEVEL AND BULLETINS IF YOU WISH TO. IF WE ARE ONLINE AT THE TIME I ASK ALL MEMBERS TO STILL GO IN AND HELP YOUR FELLOW CLUB MEMBER T LEVEL THAT IS WHAT WE ARE ALL ABOUT HELPING EACH OTHER OUT IN HERE!
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The Awakening... A time comes in your life when you finally get it... When in the midst of all your fears and insanity you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere the voice inside your head cries out - ENOUGH! Enough fighting and crying or struggling to hold on. And, like a child quieting down after a blind tantrum, your sobs begin to subside, you shudder once or twice, you blink back your tears and through a mantle of wet lashes you begin to look at the world through new eyes. This is your awakening. You realize that it's time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change, or for happiness, safety and security to come galloping over the next horizon. You come to terms with the fact that he is not Prince Charming and you are not Cinderella and that in the real world there aren't always fairy tale endings (or beginnings for that matter) and that any guarantee of "happily ever after" must begin with you, and in the process...
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It's true: You can't go home again. Then again, would you really want to? You've put so much work and care into getting your situation just right, why would you want to go back to the past? It's a worthwhile question. This is so right after a rough 9 yr marriage, its finally over and I am the HAPPIEST PERSON on EARTH!!!
A Very Important Question?
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I AM SO PISSED OFF TONIGHT I HAD A GUY ASK ME IF I WOULD GIVE HIM HEAD FOR MONEY,NO THANK YOU NO TELLING WHAT HE HAS..... THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN GUYS LIKE THAT MAKE ME SICK...... Angel
Very Disturbing
The following below was a bulletin I saw on here and read. To say I am reposting shows how disturbed I was. No matter the view of our country's state, opinions of Bush, or our views military, THE FACT REMAINS - DO WE LIVE IN A A TIME WHERE FREEDOM HAS BECOME A BLURRY IDEA TO WHICH EVERYONE CONVINCES THEMSELVES IS REAL. TO SEE THAT PEOPLE ARE ATTACKED AND MINIPULATED AND HARRASSED BY AUTHORITY OF OUR OWN COUNTRY WHO IS SUPPOSE OT BE HERE WORKING FOR US. WE PAY FOR THEIR SALARIES BUT YET WE CONTINUE TO LET THEM OVER TAKE AND ABUSE TO WHICH THEY FEEL NEEDED. This needs to stop. Our country is failing in the efforts we are trying to claim to be better but we allow ignorance and violence mold and decide our lives. These are my opinions I just wrote and are mine alone..........I love America but like a mother to a child I worry where it is heading. I DID NOT WRITE THE FOLLOWING THIS WAS IN THE BULLETIN: "It is an observation no less just than common, that there is no stronger test
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SEASIDE, Oregon (CNN) -- One day in 1957, when Jeff Daly was 6 years old, his little sister, Molly, disappeared. Every night at dinner, he would ask his parents the same question, "Where's Molly?" Every night, he says, he received the same answer: "Stop asking about Molly." Decades later, Daly learned that his parents had sent Molly to a state institution nine days before her third birthday. Nearly 50 years later, Daly found his sister and made a documentary about his search. "Since the movie, literally hundreds of people have come up to us and said, 'I had a [relative] that I remember my family talking about that was sent away. Do you know how we can find out about that person?'" says Daly. Interactive: Watch Jeff Daly tell more about his and Molly's story » An increasing number of people are trying to reconnect with family members sent to live in institutions decades ago, advocates for the disabled say. ARC, a national advocacy organization for people with intellectual
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I got this in an E-mail today & thought I'll share it. VERY INTERESTING 1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq. 2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of civilization! 3. Noah built the ark in Iraq. 4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq 5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq! 6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq! 7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq. 8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq. 9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel. 10. Amos cried out in Iraq! 11. Babylon, which is in Iraq, destroyed Jerusalem. 12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq! 13. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the "writing on the wall" in Iraq. 14. Nebuchadnezzar, King of Babylon, carried the Jews captive into Iraq. 15. Ezekiel preached in Iraq. 16. The wise men were from Iraq 17. Peter preached in Iraq. 18. The "Empire of Man" described in Revelation is called Babylon, which was a city in Iraq! And you have p
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Very Sick Things Afoot
Working on a new 2 set extreme escape club show that I will be touring with VERY soon. The new show will feature 4 extreme escapes per set that will have me facing impaling, strangulation, forced cranial/brain surgery, disembowling, and a host of other torturous and delightful fates should I screw up. And of course, all set to a shattering background of metal tunes from the likes of RAMMSTEIN, THOR and SERPENT. This will be the most extreme club show anyone has ever put together or even had the balls to try. No gimmicks, no bullshit, and NO second chances... Santini
A Very Old Man Lay Dying In His Bed
A very old man lay dying in his bed. While in death's doorway, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands. With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven. There spread out on the newspapers on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies. Devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table. The aged and withered hand, shaking, made its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife. "Stay out of those" she said, "they're for
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I am not going to say anything that has not been said before. I use to find CherryTap a hell of allot of fun. When Mike started charging for services, I was a firm supporter of CherryTap and kick in what I could when I could. Hell, there was a month or two there when I paid for Blast in excess of what a VIP would have cost me. I did not mind. I thought they had a good thing. I even put up a Yahoo site to be used as a back door when Mike was doing real time up-grades and the site was crashing twice a day. As an old line Techy, I know what pulling something like this on a shoe-string all is about. It is not easy. My support has waned. That has changed. All the crap pulled by the bouncers is killing the site. I see people who have not been here as long as I have are now bouncers. I see that you have an elite click looking down on others. It is not about money, per say, it is something of a much different animal. I may not be able to name it, but this beast is an asshole now. This is no
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I am not going to say anything that has not been said before. I use to find CherryTap a hell of allot of fun. When Mike started charging for services, I was a firm supporter of CherryTap and kick in what I could when I could. Hell, there was a month or two there when I paid for Blast in excess of what a VIP would have cost me. I did not mind. I thought they had a good thing. I even put up a Yahoo site to be used as a back door when Mike was doing real time up-grades and the site was crashing twice a day. As an old line Techy, I know what pulling something like this on a shoe-string all is about. It is not easy. My support has waned. That has changed. All the crap pulled by the bouncers is killing the site. I see people who have not been here as long as I have are now bouncers. I see that you have an elite click looking down on others. It is not about money, per say, it is something of a much different animal. I may not be able to name it, but this beast is an asshole now. This is no
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A Very Special Person
There is this woman that I know. I have know here for about 8 years now. I can only hope that when she reads this she will have a better understanding of how I feel. I could write a 1,000 page book about her and not even scratch the surface of her and how she makes me feel. Trust me I have tried. I have written her a few times telling her how I feel. Some she has already read and some she has not read and might not ever read. I knew the first time I saw her all of those years ago that she was something special and was to be cherished forever. She is the greatest thing that has even happened in my life. Over time I have tried to show her how I feel about her. For me to show someone how I feel is very hard for me to do. I am the type of person that will build walls to protect myself. I also from time to time make the mistake of saying or doing something before I think about what I am about to do. She still looked past all the wrong things I have done and tries to teach me. I am learni
Very Busy But Fun Weekend
Well where do I begin..Friday is payday so first of all im happy about that. After I deposit my check and take care of the bills, Im invited to a concert in Colorado Springs. Performing was the band Xiren. Xiren are very dear friends of mine and athough the music is different than what I normally play, it's the fact that I support bands and plus they're great friends of mine. Saturday, I was gonna go to the slayer concert here in Colorado but because it was an outdoor venue and it started to rain, I sold the tickets and got a new tatt with the money..lol. I got some pics of the tatts up in my photos. Sunday evening I was invited to cover the Poison concert here in Colorado. I will admit, im not big into hair bands, but the pyro & the energy from the crowd really had me going! One of the girls that went with us wanted to meet the band, so after a couple of name drops and all that media stuff, I was able to get her an autograph from the band. All in all it was great fun and a very fun we
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I JUST WANTED TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT I MAY NOT BE ON AT ALL FOR A FEW DAYS OR MORE.. :( I HAVE BEEN SOOOOO DAM SICK WITH THE 1 OF THE WORST LUPUS FLAREUPS IN 4 YEARS FOR ME.....:(:o:o I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN ABLE TO HOLD DOWN A GLASS OF WATER FOR 2 WEEKS NOW..... I HAVE SLEPT ON MY BATHROOM FLOOR FOR THE PAST 2 NIGHTS... AND TONIGHT.... I HAVE GOT SUCH A VERY HIGH PAIN TOLERANCE... BUT THIS IS A PAIN SOO BAD SOO EXTREME, IN EVERY BONE...JOINT.....HIP....BACK SPINE.... FEET HEAD ....EYES STOMACH... EVERYWHERE..... ITS ACTUALLY FEELS LIKE YOU ARE DYING /OR GOING TO DIE.... MY DOCTORS ARE WORRIED BECAUSE THE FLARE UP ARE GOING ABOVE AND BEYOND RIGHT NOW. AND NOT ONE MEDICATION IS TAKIN IT DOWN OR RELEAVING IT....AND I MLOSING MORE AND MORE WEIGHT RAPIDLY..... I AM A REALLY TOUGH GIRL....BUT WHEN YOU ARE THIS MUCH IN PAIN AND IN TEARS YOU TRULEY FEEL LIKE YOU ARE DYING.. AND YOU ARE ACTUALLY PRAYING FOR DEATH....I DONT WANT ANYONE TO THINK I AM IGNORING THEM. OR BEING RUDE.. IF NO
A Very Special Poem For A Special Man
JUST like a rose, so precious and rare, is the forever friendship The two of us share. Planted with kindness, it's warmed by the sun of caring and sharing, laughter and fun. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It's grounded in trust and nurtured by love, with a sprinkling of grace from god up above ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tears of sadness and joy, like dew, renew this friendship I share with you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And in the heart's garden we find the room to be ourselves to grow and bloom. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A blessing of beauty unsurpassed our friendship's a flower that will always last...
Very Good News!!!!
I just fill out a job appt.. then they look at my work history and they offered me to work for bindery job and they hired me right now and start work at 8am to 4pm!!! They pay me $12.75 an hours!!! I am so happy and I putted a reserviced for my double happy hours from my unemployment debt cards for all fubar!!! I used it for 2 of Happy Hours and 3 of 7 days fubar blast!!! I just wants to use up on that card!!! Thank you!!! mike So I hopeful I will be in Godfather in 1 week later!!!!
A Very Sad Couple Of Days For Me
Today sucks, I just found out last night that a very old friend of mines daughters were in a parasailing accident in Florida on Saturday. His oldest daughter had some injuries and his youngest daughter Amber who was 15 years old died from her injuries. I hadnt spoken Dennis in a long time and when I heard the news I called him as soon as I was able to track down his phone number. It broke my heart to hear him sound so broken. Please everyone, light some candles and say some prayers for this family. They are going to need all of the positive energy they can get sent their way. Blessings
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it has been two days since i had the fight with the bf and he still will not talk to me. should i jus give up and walk away or fight?
Very True
Crearivity Has got to start with humanity, And when you're a human being, you feel, you suffer. By Marilyn Monroe
Very Uncomfortable Blog
How many boyfriends have told you they love you? Um.......I can't even count how many. Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person? Yeah twice.....Only married one of them. Are you crushin on someone? I dont think so? Hmmmmm? Keith Urban I guess! Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt? Uh yeah right now I'm having that feeling. Have you ever made a boyfriend cry? Yeah I'm a bitch!!!!! Are you happier single or in a relationship? Well first you got your "Relationships" and everything is GREAT! Then we have those things called "RelationSHITS" and those are no fun Most of them are relationSHITS too....Soooooooo.....SINGLE!!! Have you ever been cheated on? Um yeah Ive benn cheated on alot....So the honest to god truth is I will never do it to anyone I'm with that isnt cool!!! Have you never had you're heart broken? Yeah!! Have you ever broken anyones heart? I'm sure I have. If you could go back i
Very Short Story
Man driving down road. Woman driving up same road. They pass each other. The woman yells out the window, "PIG!" Man yells out window, "B I T C H!" Man rounds next curve. Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies. Thought For the Day: If only men would listen.
A Very Special Message
One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other Students in the room on two sheets of paper, Leaving a space between each name. Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down. It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, And as the students left the room, Each one handed in the papers. That Saturday, The teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, And listed what everyone else had said about that individual. On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, The entire class was smiling. "Really?" She heard whispered. "I never knew that I meant anything to anyone!" And, "I didn't know others liked me so much," Were most of the comments. No one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew if they discussed them after class or with their parents, but it didn't matter. The exercise
A Very Special Message
A Very Special Message One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other Students in the room on two sheets of paper, Leaving a space between each name. Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down. It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, And as the students left the room, Each one handed in the papers. That Saturday, The teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, And listed what everyone else had said about that individual. On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, The entire class was smiling. "Really?" She heard whispered. "I never knew that I meant anything to anyone!" And, "I didn't know others liked me so much," Were most of the comments. No one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew if they discussed them after class or with their parents, but it d
The Very Next
Happy hour is mine. Level up do what ever I'm a point whore you don't have to tell me. Lots of love to my family! xoxo
A Very Sad Day
Today Im stuck in a place of depression.I had to put my son in the hospital last night because of a past problem that we belive hasnt bothered him in over a year.He was going to start one on one couseling as of the 27th but the school felt he needed immediate help with this problem.It pisses me off that people want to constantly rush shit & cant fucking wait.Its not like he wasnt going to get the help he needed they just wanted it NOW NOW NOW!And on top of all that I dont even know if the hospital he at is even going to be helping him for the reason he was put in.They will be doing no more than what he was getting already here at home.Oh Im sorry 24hour surveillance.Which hell I can do that here at home.My husbands a night owl so he stays up at night & Im up during the day plus I can put a camera in his room.Hmmmm seems like good 24Hour surveillance there.This is all just a crock of shit.He will be in for anywhere for 10-14 days.I want so badly to go take him out & bring him home.But i
Very Good Friends Of Witchesbrew
HI IM RAVEN , VERY VERY GOOD FRIENDS TO CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW AND HER SONS KURT AKA OAK AND ALSO TENNESSEE CAT , IM A MOTHER OF 2 TWIN DAUGHTERS JADE AND SKYLER AND EXPECTING ONE WITH THE MAN IM WITH NOW . IM VERY HAPPY , WAS ASKED BY CHERIE KURT AND TENNESSEE CAT TO JOIN HER IM , ONLY HERE FOR FRIENDS . YOU'S ALL HAVE A AWSOME HOLIDAY WEEKEND ALL BE SAFE . DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE . RAVEN
2 Very Good Neighboors......
Very Funny
Best short joke ever!!! An elderly couple were attending a church service. About half way through she leans over and says to her husband "I just let out a silent fart what do you think I should do?" He replies "Put a new battery in your hearing aid".
Very Upsetting
> > > > >IF YOU AGREE WITH THE PROPER CHANGE IN ENGRAVING BE MADE, KINDLY CONTACT >YOUR REPRESENTATIVES IN WASHINGTON TO HAVE THE PROPER WORDS ADDED. IT CAN >BE DONE, DON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER >SHALL WE HIRE A MONUMENT ENGRAVER TO GO TO ARLINGTON NATIONAL >CEMETERY AND ADD THE MISSING WORDS ? > >A MESSAGE FROM AN APPALLED OBSERVER: > >Today I went to visit the new World War II Memorial in Washington, DC ! >I got an unexpected history lesson. Because I'm a baby boomer, I was one >of the youngest in the crowd Most were the age of my parents, Veterans of >"the greatest war," with their families. It was a beautiful day, and >people were smiling and happy to be there. Hundreds of us milled around >the memorial, reading the inspiring words of Eisenhower and Truman that are >engraved there. > >On the Pacific side of the memorial, a group of us gathered to read the >words President Roosevelt used to announce the attack on Pearl Harbor: > >" Yesterd
Very Appauled
Im no anit american but it seems like everythign has to mark a day were something bad happen to the united states. Right now there is a war going on and all i hear good for them hope they all die, has this society losts its way? The war is happening cause of a few mens decions when it was not that of the people. I do not supports wars but I wam a very kind hearted person no one stops to think about the innocent people in afghanistan dieing for what some men decided what they wanted to do.
The Very First Appointment And How It Went.
Today was teh day we find out whats what and so on, been a bit of a wait for this and the nerves are setting in big time, not knowing what to expect or anything so we are going in blind lol. once at the medical centre we booked in and took a seat in the waiting area, we were there about half an hour before been called, ravens name came up on the board for her to go and see the midwife now. so we both got up and walked down the corridor to see the midwife, not knowing which door it was, but fortunatly the midwife came out, we knew we were gonna see a male midwife to begin with so naturally there was nerves about that too. the midwife must have known we were pretty nervous cuz straight away he made us feel comfortable, hes a very funny person and he has a kind nature too which will help raven a lot, shes worse than me for the nerves lol, altho i think it was pretty even that day lol. we went in and sat down but he didnt do anything straight away, we had a little chat and so on i
Very Important
USING ANOTHER PERSON’S PICTURES WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION IS ILLEGAL, AND CONSTITUTES A VIOLATION OF THE LAW — IT’S COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT !!!!! First of all, let me start by saying that I am getting tired of hearing people say, “If you don’t want your pictures stolen, then don’t post them on the internet.” -- That is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard! That’s like saying if you don’t want your car stolen, don’t park it in an open parking lot. Or if you don’t want your house burglarized, don’t leave your house unoccupied. Or if you don’t want raped, don’t go out in public, or wear skimpy clothes. Or if you don’t want your work stolen, don’t publish it.
Very Sweet
Sweetheart you are to good, ill never forget One day you will see, ill have nothing to regret I'm just playing with your friend to get you Its wrong I know and I'd never do it to you I have begun to make these lies To hold back tears from my eyes I know your hurt, my poor baby but so am I For I never thought you would make me cry It doesn't make sense, not yet anyway But when we meet I might just stay My love for you hasn't fully grown But I'm almost certain I will be blown A childish romance like no other Passion burn when we are together At least that is what I see You and I together and free I become a poet thinking of us Ill come by plain, train and bus What I wouldn't give for just a kiss Your long winded answers I dearly miss Hurry now, relax and heal So you and I can make a deal That ill be yours and you'll be mine Forever young in the sands of time You never worry about who I'm with For true love for us is not a myth It is tim
A Very Heavy Fractured Heart
I AM NOT SURE HOW THIS WILL SOUND OR TAKE FORM. ALL I KNOW IS MY HEART JUST HURTS.MY FRIEND, MY LITTLE SISTER, MY SOULMATE, MY GENTLE GORGEOUS LIGHT WITHIN ME HAS PASSED FROM THIS SOMETIMES UGLY WORLD. SHE WAS A SHINING LIGHT ADMIDST MANY DULL AND WANING INCANDECENT OPAQUELY GLIMMERS OF ILLUNINATION. HER GREAT SPIRIT SOARED WITH PURPOSE AND DEFT. OFTEN GUIDED BY HER SPIRIT GUIDE, HER GRANDFATHER. HER PHYSICAL BEAUTY WAS BEYOND DESCRIPTION, BUT PALED IN COMPARISON TO HER INNER AND BEAUTIFUL SELF. HER SOUL WAS BLESSED WITH HER ANCESTORS WISDOM AND STRENGTH. SHE WAS SO EASY TO LOVE, SO EASY TO TEASE SO EASY TO TALK TO ENDLESSLY. SHE WAS DETERMINED, BORDERLINED ON STUBBORN,LOL, WHICH I OFTEN TOLD HER. SHE WAS INVITING,SHE WAS A BIT NAIVE AND WISE SIMULTANEOUSLY. HER VISIONS WERE CLEAR AND PRECISE. FOR ONE SO YOUNG HER "OLD" SOUL GUIDED HER WELL. SHE WAS A BIG PART OF MY HEART, I AM IN TEARS FOR ME, FOR HER FAMILY, FOR HER FRIENDS, BUT NOT FOR HER, SHE IS WITH HER BELOVED, HER TRUE LOVE O
Very Big Warning *please Read*
Recently this past week, my cousin Nicole Dishuk (age 31...newly grad student with a doctoral degree about to start her new career as a Doctor...) was flown into a nearby hospital, because she passed out. They found a blood clot in her neck, and immediately took her by helicopter to the ER to operate. by the time they removed the right half of her skull to relieve the pressure on her brain, the clot had spread to her brain causing severe damage. Since last Wednesday night, she was battling.. they induced her into a coma to stop the blood flow, They operated 3 times.. Finally, they said there was nothing left that they could do.. They found multiple clots in the left side of her brain.. the swelling wouldn't stop, and she was on life support.. She died at 4:30 yesterday. She leaves behind a husband, and 2yr old Brandon and 4yr old Justin.. Th
Very Cool!
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Very Lemon Lemonade
*nonalcohlic* 2 oz. sour mix Club soda 7-up 1. Fill a Collins glass with ice 2. Add sour mix 3. Fill with equal parts club soda and 7-up 4. Stir gently Enjoy! ;-)
Very Funny He He He
what girls really want.. ..> ..> 1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "Could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or--if she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are) 3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up. 4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say "You better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care. 5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement. 6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then, when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry
Very Bad
IAM IN A VERY BAD FUCKIN MOOD....DO NOT AND I REPEAT DO NOT FUCKIN BOTHER ME RIGHT NOW.....GO ASKIN ME WHATS WRONG ILL DELTE YA FROM HERE AND BLOCK YA FUCKIN ASS......JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE AND PLEASE RESPECT ME FOR THIS
Very Nice Sayin
If kisses were water, I will give u a sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree. If LIFE was a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine. "worlds best friends week" send this to all ur good friends. Even me, if i am one of them. See how many u get back. If u get more than 3 u r really lovable
Very Happy!!!
I've been so lost over the years, never buying into the whole "you'll find happiness" bit. My out look has changed, I've done a complete 360. I now know that what was being said can happen to anyone. In fact, I happened to cross paths with one man and he's changed everything. I no longer see the world as a bleak place but one of hope and great happiness. I'm warned by many to hold back, to guard your emotions, "just in case it doesn't work out". It's to late for that and I'll ride this out all the way to the end. I'm not going to hold back anything. Why should I? Life is to short to not take chances at happiness. So here I sit writing this blog knowing that in this very moment I'm completely sure of where my future is going.
Very Cute
If i dont call you [ Its because im waiting for you to call me ] When i walk away from you mad [ Follow me ] When i stare at your mouth [ Kiss me ] When i start cussing at you [ Kiss me and tell me you love me ] When im quiet [ Ask me whats wrong ] When i ignore you [ Give me your attention ] When i pull away [ Pull me back ] When you see me at my worst [ Tell me im beautiful ] When you see me start crying [Just hold me and dont say a word ] When you see me walking [ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ] When im scared [ Protect me ] When i lay my head on your shoulder [ Tilt my head up and kiss me ] When i steal you favorite hat [ Let me keep it and sleep with it for a night] When i tease you [ Tease me back and make me laugh ] When i dont answer for a long time [ reassure me that everything is okay ] When i look at you with doubt [ Back yourself up ] When i say that i like you [ I really do more than you could underst
Very Important!
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Very Important!!
ok if u wanna talk to me thats awesome... but dont sit there and try and make me feel bad cause YOU dont know how to hold a conversation! i dont put up with ppl who say thinks like *puts his head down* i really dont care that much about what ur doing in-front of your computer... and dont start taking dirty to me... im nto just another internet whore!!! sorry!!! i actually enjoy meeting new ppl and just haveing a coneversation. but all u perverted guys think that girls that are on sites like this are ALL internet whores and just wanna talk dirty and do the cyber sex thing... how lame is that! really.... i dont need someone to talk dirty to me to get me off.. im not trying to offend anyone im just simply stating how i feel about all this.... so if u wanna talk to me thats awesome but actually have something to say to me!!
A Very Loud Woman
A very loud, very unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
Very Deserving!!!
Hit this guy hard.......He give love to all each and everyday. What an awesome person and if you dont have him as a friend be sure to add him!!! GONE FOR THE WEEKEND ~!~ BobbyT645 ~!~ TAKEN ~!~@ fubar
Very Touching Story......................
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sa
Very Bad News!!! :((((
I'm going through a very sad time. I was out taking a walk, got back with a message on my answering machine from the brother of a friend of mine. This friend moved out to California to live near his brother since they were close. Well I called the brother back and he told me my friend died on Wednesday. He was only 46. I asked what happened, the brother said he went to go see him, his tv was on and he wasn't around, but his bay window was broken. He called the police, they investigaed and found him 30 yards from the bay window. He lived in a gated community so noone really could see him from the outside. Noone knows what happened, but it almost looks like he was murdered!! The investigation continues. I am so sad, was crying a lot today after hearing the news!!! I played baseball with this guy and his brother said i was his best friend. Whats worse is he wanted to come back to Pennsylvania but at the time didn't have the money.. I feel numb right now, just keep the family in your
Very Interesting Stuff
VERY INTERESTING STUFF In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb" ------------------------------------------- Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. ------------------------------------------- The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. ------------------------------------------- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury. ------------------------------------------- Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. ------------------------------------------- Coca-Cola was originally green. ---
Very Erotic Questionare (for Women Only)
Very erotic Questionare (For Women Only) Every man send to your g/f, wifes,or whatever you got into thier private message and see what they say in your inbox Would YOu? 1: Let me take control? A: 2: Give me a BJ? A: 3: Let me eat you out? A: 4: Want me to put it in you? A: 5: Do Anal? A: 6: Take a shower with me? A: 7: Love me? A: 8: Let me hold you? A: 9 let me love you? A: 10: Sleep with me? A: Multiple choice 1: Where would you have sex A: In public B: In the house C: The Beach 2: Whats you favorite position out of these three? A: Missionary B: Over the shoulder C: Doggy Style 3: Where would you like me to cum? A: Ass B: Pussy C: Mouth 4: Choose one country where wou ld you have sex at? A: Paris B: Bahamas C: Italy 5: Would you have sex in your backyard under the right conditions? A: Yes B: No C: Depends 6: Which of these would you have sex on? A: Trampoline B: Bed C: Kitchen floor
Very Important, Please Read!!!!
kay, so I am doing this contest. Just for fun. I don't care about any of the prizes. It was just for fun. Now the 2 women sponsoring the contest have turned it into something else. I was leaving comments today for myself. Calling myself a point whore, calling myself a pimp. Just writing random things. Then talking to myself. Leaving messages that only me and Martin understand. The girl that is winning, comes and looks at my comments constantly. Many times a day. To me, that is stalking! Any way you want to dress it up, it is stalking. Then, she comes into my profile. Then, her "family" come into my profile one by one. Then they keep going into my picture, constantly. Then, I get 3 emails, 2 from Cherrybomb (host) and one from Wildcat (host). This is what they wrote: Them: I tried to shout at ya but I guess your shout box is family only,no one is spying on ya or stalking ya,please stop harrassing my family member,I'm sure you wouldn't like it if someone will
Very Very Nice
Touch the Darkness @ DarkCasket.com
Very Nice...hmmmmm Thinkin Have I Dun This B4?
Touch the Darkness @ DarkCasket.com
Very Brief Review
of Game Plan - (well, not extremely brief :) ) - it was very enjoyable, and while something of a genre comedy- not predictable. (Hrm, of a football-related - not exactly a football - film I want to say that it "threw curves"? Mixing metaphors, me? ...)
Very First Male Blonde Joke
The very first ever Blonde Guy joke..... And well worth the wait !!!! An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage ! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.' The Mexican opened his lunch box and Exclaimed,' Burritos again ! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.' The blonde opened his lunch and said, ' Bologna again ! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.' The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef
Very Funny
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Very Abrupt
Sorry to everyone this may offend but, I have to limit my friends to ladies that are 40 or over(except in rare cases). If your age does not match your pic I will know. I love the 69 position but unless that is your real age don't use it. I maybe a horney ole man but I am not a crib robber either. If you want to be my friend tell me why and show me.
Very Funny ?s (really Asked To Cosmo)
Not that I’ve ever run into this problem, but can a guy’s penis get stuck while he’s thrusting? Because that would be awkward to try to explain to a doctor. I mean, things happen, right?” —Shelley “If I frequently have sex, is it harmful to my vagina, and will that stress cause it to age faster?” —Adriana “Can I have sex with my man and use milk in my vagina? We’ve already done it a few times. Will that cause an infection?” —Sasha “I got earplugs because my boyfriend wakes me up from constantly scratching his package all night long. How can I make him stop?” —Alex “Is it weird that whenever my boyfriend and I start to get it on, we lick each other’s faces and he sticks his tongue up against my teeth?” —Anna “Is it true men pee in all different directions after sex—like in the movie Me, Myself, and Irene?” —Ginny “The guy I’m dating wants to have sex with my toes. Should I?” —Melania “My guy has a weird hair fetish and fantasizes about cutting my hair.
Very Sad Day
Very sad day today on my way to work this morning received a call from my sister telling me our Mother has passed away unexpectedly at home any and all prayers greatly appreciated by all friends
Very Interesting
It is amazing to me how many people ask to be fanned and rated before becoming your friend. Am I the only one who thinks that is a shallow request which makes them a shallow person? Obviously they don't want true friends, just want to feel famous. How funny. I seem to be pissing people off left and right because I don't return their so called favor of rating and fanning me. I could care less of my status on here. Well, now that you know how I feel about that, what is your stance?
Very Current. Election Day In Usa
If you've looked into the issues and have an idea who's running (at all), go vote. (If you've no idea and would just be pulling levers, consider voting anyway because there might be a proposition you could read and give informed input to- for instance, Proposition 1 in our area was worth voting Yes on, in my honest opinion- but don't vote on an item just to vote. That is, if you not only say you don't but truly don't "think about politics", stay home. (As David Simpson says in an Ozy and Millie I agree with...) But otherwise, vote.)
A Very Special Friend!
We come across a lot of great people here on fubar, some that just stick way the hell out. When I first signed up here and didn't know too much, I asked this person for help. Not only did she offer help, she went out of her way to do something very special for me or at least in my eyes. Madison or "Toxicsin" is one of the sweetest fubarians I've met. Please stop in and show her some love!! ToXic SiN©@ fubar
Very True
Very Very Pissed Off
today was supposed to be the best day of my life but it turned into the shittyst day ever. I am here in maine to see my son which is a good thing but my ex wife was a bitch and wouldn't follow the court order saying that he was supposed to spend the night with me. So we had to go to the police and have them call her and she told them that I could only have him til 7:00 tonight. So we went to pick him up and I found out he remembered me and he hugged me and wouldn't let go. The ex had to come to the hotel where we are staying and had to stay for an hour to make sure he was ok. Then she left. 5:00 rolls around and my son starts to get tired and he wanted to go home so I called her and ordered some pizza. When she came she started accusing me of leaving the hotel with my son and not telling her where I was when I never did leave the hotel. It was my sister and her husband and kids that left the hotel not me. Any way she stormed out of my hotel room and slammed the door. she told m
A Very Fubar Xmas
Have a very FUBAR Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas', when all through the site, Not a member was stirring, things didn’t seem right; The Stilletto Girls hung their stockings with care, In hopes that Baby J soon would be there; The bombers were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of bouncers danced in their heads; With Stang in her 'thong, and JD in his cap, Someone heard Scrapper yell Good Lord and Oh snap, When from our speakers there arose such a clatter, We sprang from our beds to see what was the matter. Away to the monitor we flew like a flash, Oh it’s just Achilles updating his stash. So to the mumms did many of us go Nothing but whining from a Fubar point ho, When, what to our wondering eyes came along, A miniture sleigh pulled by eight girls in a thong, With a little drunk driver, so lively and gay, We knew in a moment it must be Baby J. More rapid than eagles his members they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by
A Very Good Song.
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A Very Emotional Song Written For The Love Of My Life
She said I'm heavy like a brick upon the floor and nothing saves me from the silence it intoxicates. But I can see that your bothered by more won't you lay down beside me and we will never awake her eyes held a pain that nothing could compare so I crawled up beside her on that old oak floor. with my face pushed in a matt of unwashed hair she drifted off to dream and never returned -Chorus- Buried inside me falling stars shine for we Life kills everything somewhere my dream bleeds I am broken and never to be fixed as she pressed her lips to mine she said please remember this. this world of dreams is still a place within our minds, and you can find me there from time to time and with my face pushed in a matt of unwashed hair I drifted off to dream hoping never to return and with my face pushed in a matt of unwashed hair she drifted to dream and never returned -Chorus- Buried inside me (swore I wouldn't leave you) falling stars shine for me ( How co
Very Sad
im so very sad the holidays are comming but not for me.my hubsband had a heart attack and now we just dont know what to do.have 5 grand babies living with us we cant get any thing for or pay the bills.im sorry every one i know this isent for your to all be worring about for give me but im scared and so very worried please pray for my family
Very Interesting-
>Read down to the very bottom highlighted in green, IT'LL GIVE YOU >GOOSEBUMPS!!! You don't want to miss this! ((*_*) ) VERY INTERESTING- 1. >The Garden of Eden was in Iraq 2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the >cradle of civilization!3.Noah built the ark in Iraq 4. The Tower of Babel >was in Iraq 5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq !6. Isaac's >wife Rebekahis from Nahor, which is in Iraq !7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq 8. >Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq 9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, >conquered the ten tribes of Israel 10. Amos cried out in Iraq !11 Babylon, >which is in Iraq, destroyed Jerusalem 12. Daniel was in the lion's den in >Iraq !13. The three Hebrew children were in the fire in Iraq (Jesus had >been in Iraq also as the fourth person in the Fiery Furnace!) 14. >Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the "writing on the wall" in Iraq 15. >Nebuchadnezzar, King of Babylon, carried the Jews captive into Iraq
Very Moving
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, "If I could only see the world, I will marry you." One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her,'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him. Her boyfriend left her in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.' This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations. Life Is a
Very Devestating News!!
True Story from Houston Medical Center A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep I don't know what's worse: a.. Having your girlfriend find out you're married b.. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis c.. Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring
Very Sad News
There will be no Nativity Scene in Ottawa, Canada this year! The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Canada's capital this Christmas season. This isn't for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's Capital. P.S. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.
Very Interesting Facts
VERY INTERESTING STUFF In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb' ------------------------------------------- Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. ------------------------------------------- The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. ------------------------------------------- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S . Treasury. ------------------------------------------- Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. ------------------------------------------- Coca-Cola was originally green. ------------------------------------------- It is impossib
Very Sad News
VERY SAD NEWS There will be no Nativity Scene in Washington, DC this year! The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington, DC this Christmas season. This isn't for any religious reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the Nation's capitol. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable
Very Sad
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: tiffany Date: Dec 11, 2007 1:26 PM ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: ~blake's girl~Date: Dec 10, 2007 8:45 PMThese were made for you to use as support to the mother!!December 4th, 2007, Jessica Sherwood had to do something no mother should ever have to do.At 2:29 pm Jessica made a very tough, but the right decision to take her little 3 month old daughter off life support.In memory of little London Marie, i thought id start a little forward..Jessica had a message that i want every one to know..This is what jessica said:IF NE ONE HAS KIDS MAKE SURE U KEEP THEM WIT U THE WHOLE TIME DNT GIVE THEM TO NE ONE THAT U DNT TRUST..... TRUST ME I THOUGHT I TRUSTED JOSH..... BUT NOW AS OF 12-4-07 AT 2:29AM SHE IS GONE.... MY ONE AND ONLY BABY....... AND HE IS GUNNA PAY FOR EVER EVEN IF HE GETS OUTTA JAIL SCOTT FREE HE WILL BE DEAD NO MATTER WAT......... TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND THAT KNO LONDON I AM VERY ANGRY AND
Very Own Head Pimpette Own For 24 Hours
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Very Urgent Safety Warning >>>>
I wonder how many people know this ? A 36 year old female had an accident several weeks ago along the BALTIMORE INTERSTATE SYSTEM 95 north and Totaled her car . A resident of NEW YORK as she was traving between Baltimore and NEW YORK It was raining , though not excessively,at the time when her car suddenly began to hydro-plane and literally flew though the air. She was flown to BAL:TIMORE SHOCK TRAUMA with serious injuries and stunned at the sudden occurrence ! WHEN she explained to the highway patrolman what had happened he told her something that every driver should know -NEVER DRIVE IN THE RAIN /NOW OR ICE WITH YOPUR CRUISE CONTROL ON . SHE THOUGHT she was being cautious by setting the cruise control and maintaining a consistent speed in the rain . But the TROOPER STATED that if the cruise control is onwhen your car begins to hydro-plane and your tires lose contact with the pavement , your car will accelerate to a higher rate of speed making you take off like an air-plane . S
A Very Noggle Xmas
A Very Stupid Racist
jru12 (~~~`fruit cake 4 u~~) M United States rude etnic african negro's created @ 2007-12-13 19:25:14 -- expires in: 23 hr [FRIENDS] my o my, i'm going to vent, rant, rave, if you don't like it, your more than wellcome to say so..........the nappy ass fucking ethnic's need to be with there own people, there rude, disscusting, nasty, non-respectfull people as in general, have no manner's, are loud, don't mind at all if they but in line........."""BUT I DO!as far as i'm concerned they need to have there own inviroment.[jungle], that act like wild monkey's, let there children run like cockroaches in the middle of the night...then when they get to the cash register, they deside to try on there clothing to see if it fit's!!1 that's right holding up the line now because were not sure of the color.......''''GET THE FUCK TO THE BACK OF THE BUS WHERE YOU BELONG!''''........I;M DONE..[I THINK] Comments on this mumm: SexyTexasCouple (UrBootym
Very True Bout Us Libras
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with... you might end up crying... Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics.
A Very Special Christmas Present...
It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the cradle when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures. Immediately he turned and went outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant, Jesus. So he walked up to the boy and said, "Well, where did you get Him, my fine friend?" The little boy replied, "I got him from the church." "And why did you take him?" The boy said, "Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to the little Lord Jesus and I told him if he would bring me a red wagon for Christmas I would give him a ride around the block in it."
A Very Merry Christmas
To all my friends and family out there in Fubar land I wish that you and yours have a very merry christmas I would give each and every one of my friends and family a comment but I have over 60 friends and only an hour in which to get it all done so every one have a great one. To my military friends here and over seas please be safe and thank you so very much for all that you have done so that my family and i can be free. So please be safe so you can soon be home to your family and loved ones so with this i will close for now and just let you all know that I love each and every one and with that I leave you with the Santa Dance love ya all Get More at COMMENTYOU.com
Very Sad
December 4th, 2007, Jessica Sherwood had to do something no mother should ever have to do. At 2:29 pm Jessica made a very tough, but the right decision to take her little 3 month old daughter off life support. In memory of little London Marie, i thought id start a little forward.. Jessica had a message that i want every one to know.. This is what jessica said: IF NE ONE HAS KIDS MAKE SURE U KEEP THEM WIT U THE WHOLE TIME DNT GIVE THEM TO NE ONE THAT U DNT TRUST..... TRUST ME I THOUGHT I TRUSTED JOSH..... BUT NOW AS OF 12-4-07 AT 2:29AM SHE IS GONE.... MY ONE AND ONLY BABY....... AND HE IS GUNNA PAY FOR EVER EVEN IF HE GETS OUTTA JAIL SCOTT FREE HE WILL BE DEAD NO MATTER WAT......... TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND THAT KNO LONDON I AM VERY ANGRY AND UPSET I LOST THE LOVE OF MY LIFE MY BABY GIRL.... SHE DIED ON HER 3MONTH BDAY........ SHE HAD 6 FRACTURED RIBS..... BOTH OF HER LEGS WERE FRACTURED.... AND HER BRAIN WAS SO DAMANAGED THAT IF SHE WERE TO LIVE SHE WOULD BE A VEGETABLE.... S
Very Naught Teacher
A Very Merry Christmas Pimpout
This is a special pimp out for those that i feel deserve to be noticed. They help out others when asked, are kind, and friendly, and the out most of good friends. Please go and check them out and get to know them..and they all say NO TO DRAMA! babyjesus@ fubar SCRAPPER@ fubar
A Very Merry Christmas To All!!!!
I wanted to wish all my friends, fans, and everyone on Cherrytap (Fubar, they shouldn't have changed the name) a wonderful Christmas. May this day bring you happiness, joy, peace, fulfillment and togetherness with your families and friends. Have a wonderful Christmas and remember what the true meaning is of this season. To me, it is giving that makes it so wonderful, not receiving. This is why I wish everyone I know the most joyous Christmas, one filled with cheer and laughter. The reasons we celebrate Christmas are many, but the majority of us celebrate a birth, one which affected our entire world. Some do not feel there is a need to openly admit this belief, but I do. I am not a religious zealot, but I have strong beliefs. Some don't like that, too bad huh! lol Seriously, Christmas is a time for us all to be generous, not only in material things, but in our spirit and friendship to others. This Christmas, close a gap, rebuild a bridge. Repair a hurt and regain someones hand. Life is
A Very Good Friend.
I learned this morning that I have lost a very good friend. He passed on Christmas Day. I know he will follow his new path well. He will have a great journey. He lived his life as a human being. He was strong, honest and loved all that lived. My heart cries out to his wife and family. They loved him so very much. I know he is going to a better place and I know his path will be a great one but I feel so sad and will miss him very much. I will always honor him and pass his stories on. You will always be loved Al, loved always forever and ever forever. May you rise from our mother. Follow your path, you will live in our hearts forever. Dark Mountian
A Very Merry Christmas And Happy New Year
PIMP.myYearbook.com - No. 1 Pimp Site   Well, I could go on and on with all sorts of excuses, like the rush of Christmas hitting me, having to work, prepare food for company, and make arrangements for trips, to my computer giving me fits, and just not enough time all around, in general.  But there is no excuse...I didn't make it here before the event to wish you all a VERY ... PIMP.myYearbook.com - No. 1 Pimp Site   But, I suppose, regardless of the time, I did finally make it, so I'm saying that it's better late than never.   I hope you were able to share some wonderful times, and memories, with family and friends over the Christmas season.   This time of year can always be bittersweet, enjoying all that goes with the celebration, yet missing, and longing for those who are no longer with us to celebrate the miracle that happend and was born unto us in Bethlehem.   This was our first Christmas without my Dad, so naturally, we too felt the longing in our hearts for someone tha
Very Interesting
I was readinga MUMM. Which most I find very amusing. But, this one just made Me shake My head. The question about people being mean with their comments and things. If they do it because they have low self-esteem and to make them selfs feel better? I always like to read what people put down for comments. Sometimes it is very amusing. This time someone made a comment. Then it turned into a big ol lil kids fight between this poster and the MUMM maker. Funny thing was. The MUMM maker was doing exactly what she was complaining about in her MUMM. It was too funny. Things like "I'm better looking then you" "Your ugly" Very childish things. I wonder if she actually knew what a ass she was making herself out to be? Best of all. Her MUMM fit right into one of My other blogs. The one about fu-bonics. She made herself look very uneducated in it. Best one was self-esteem. She typed it as self a steam. What a ass.
Very Dramatical-n-stuff
So my hair...tis very long..and straight...my goal was to grow it to my bum...it isnt quite there yet and I find I am restless with it. I want to change it up..thinking curls would be quite adorable...but not dramatic curls...some definite curliness so it simplifies things as curling irons are ineffective and I can't stand hairspray. I need to trim it as its length is difficult...some days. Oh to be a woman and not able to decide what to do... so I will ask if any of you think I should do something different and to let me know what you think would be clever and just perfect for me. by the way I am simply checking in with everyone today if you want to chat say hello...I know only a dozen people actually check my blogs but maybe today will be different :P
Very Very Bad.....
so I don't get it, I see all these people bitchin that they can't find a nice guy or nice girl but then I see all of these people on here advertising that they are said nice guy or nice girl. Who defines what a nice girl or guy is? because honestly I know alot of people and they CLAIM to be nice and not be able to find anyone but honestly they are shallow pricks who are only lookin out for themselves.....hmmmm I think im bitter today hee hee hee
Very New
Okay folks, I'm very new to this place. I've run through several similar sites and this one has a somewhat amazing view on how people interact. So I'll fire you a few blogs here every once in a while just to keep people upt to date on what's going on in the life of Will Long. Sound decent...? Until Next Time
A Very Sad Day For Me....seriously...
Okay so there are some people that i know that will read this and may or may not be learning this for the first time. i just got home from being at the hospital. Yesterday my maternal grandmother (Grandma Jess)had two strokes. Come to learn that she's got a brain aneurysm that is bleeding out in the back of her skull by her spine and up into the middle of her brain. Uncle Daune is here and with her at the hospital right now, so is my aunt Patti, my uncle don, and my mom. So she is with her children and she knows that she is loved by her family and close family friends. I really appreciated Pastor Dave being there with us and when i left he was still there and i believe he is going to stay there until she passes to read to her, her last rights from the bible. We have been doing a lot of praying for her to go peacefully and rejoices into Jesus' arms and reconnect with loved ones that have passed before her time. but she is fighting with all of her might.. she is not going down with out
A Very Sad And Tough Week
Hello to all my friends here on the Fu !.. Sorry I havnt been around much to chat and leave comments and luv on your pages .. this has been a rather rough week here .. First was the passing of one of mikes friends... which i blogged about earlier in the week .. and Yesterday and today i found out that two more people that i knew passed away .. both too young to be taken from us .. in honor of all three .. Jed... Paul and Frank .. Ive decided to take more time out to enjoy those things that really matter in life .. the people we love .. and care about .. the small things that are so incredible important ... and sharing our laughter and time .. Please tell those that you care about .. that you do .. these three wonderful people passing shows me that life isnt meant to be taken for granted .. its for enjoying every second we've got with those in our lives .. So to all my friends .. Past .. Present and Future you are all special to me . and have an impact on my life n
A Very Special Thank You!!!! From My Heart To Yours ( Special Thanks To Neabear For This )
-------------♥♥♥------------- Whenever life gets tough.. And hard to bare... I get online ... where I know people care. I visit my friends... And say "Hello". Up lifting my Spirits ...with each "Uh-Oh". Life doesn't seem so lonely and blue. Knowing my friends are here... And are true. We sometimes laugh...Sometimes cry.. But we always end with a cheerful "Good-bye". My online friends are a part of my family- And here with them .. is where I want to be. What a Birthday this has been The Love and Birthday Wishes & Gifts Pouring out from everywhere This all Brought tears to my eyes to know that I have some of the Best Friends Anyone could ask for You my Friends have made this the Best Birthday Ever Even the Lounges I hang out in the Birthday Wishes and Songs Just poured out from everywhere No way I could thank everyone individually as there are so many So I put it in this Bulletin for all to see and ask that this Be resposted for all to see
Very Sad
its very sad that i have had as few friends as i have come to help me in my contest , if you ever asked for my help imm always going to be there ! i make pics and different animations for a lot of people but very few that i have made things for have even bothered to help me ! to those that have helped i want to say thank you very much and i do know who you are cause im there everyday and i do see who has helped and i also see who is not and to those i say shame on you ! it takes less time to help me with 50 comments than it does for me to make ur pics . if this offends you then ur the one that this blog is for and for the rest ur truly awesome friends thank you from the bottom of my heart ! if you ever need anything just ask and i will always be there for you ! ok im coming down off my soap box now thanks for your time !
Very Sad
On of my Rottweiler's dogs died so I will not be on for sometime.. just not in the mood to be on line... sorry to my friends but I just wanted my friends know why I have not been on... sorry again..
A Very Wise Piece Of Wisdom
Very Important To Me.....
I would like to start out by saying that I am going to talk about something that is very important to me because I have it... Some of u may not want to be my friend no more from what I am about to talk about and if that is the case I do not want to be your friend anyway sorry for being so blunt but the world is not a fair place and I do not have time to be judged.... The topic of this is cervical cancer and HPV (an STD)... I have both.... I am not saying this cause I want attention or to be felt sorry for.... The purpose of this is to help women get educated.... I found out 5 years ago on Valentines day that I had it..... U may have seen the commericials for gardisal shot on TV it is the HPV(an STD) vaccine I would totally recommend every women go get it if not for u for me... The whole theme behind the commercial is I want to be "one less" person to get HPV(an STD) and cervical cancer..... I got one of the highest risk forms of HPV and it can not be cured..... So please go get teste
Very Bad Monday Indeed
I totaled my truck this morn ...roads were shitty and i was bringing my youngest to school when some moron in front of me decided to make a last minute turn in order not to hit him i steered into a parking lot hit ice and smashed into a huge steel beam holding up a sign..most of the impact was on passenger side..my 13 yr old hadnt put her seatbelt on and i hadnt noticed as she was late for school and we were rushing..she hit the windsheild with her head and my legs crunced the sttering wheel..we're both ok however..just kinda a wake up call to pay attention to things that are really important..needless to say she will always have that belt on...
Very Interesting Stuff
> VERY INTERESTING STUFF > > > > > In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to > beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the > rule of thumb" > > > > > > ------------------------------------------- > > > > > > Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled > "Gentlemen Only..Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into > the English language. > > > > > > ------------------------------------------- > > > > > > The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred > and Wilma Flintstone. > > > > > > ------------------------------------------- > > > > > > Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S . Treasury. > > > > > > ------------------------------------------- > > > > > > Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. > > > > > > -------------------------------------------
Very Mature For A 40yro Canadian
I been offline since tuesday.Took a break and all.. When i return this is what i find in my SB.. HOW CHILDISH COMING FROM A 40YRO CANADIAN .ÿ3A...: LOSER .ÿ3A...: bitch .ÿ3A...: ur blocked since u dont know how to answer back..gd bye .ÿ3A...: u answer me now im talkin to u if u dont ill block ur damn ass .ÿ3A...: get off my fan list now i dont like bein fkn ignored bye. .ÿ3A...: im takin u off right now.. dont bother talkin to me again bye. .ÿ3A...: ok u can delete me now. since ur toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo busy to answer me back bye..
The Very Definition Of Strength
Fubby to the beautiful Deb **I Love you baby** xx@ fubar I came across this guys page a few weeks ago and I just wanted to share him with everyone. His name is Ross and he has terminal cancer. He's only got a limited time on this world but after reading his page and his blogs, I'm inspired by how he deals with it. He's in love with a woman called Deb and he shows it in everything he says. He's not afraid to tell her how he feels and he honestly seems like one of the nicest people around. I just want to ask anyone who reads this to go over to his page and have a read. This guy is a REAL man. Thanks everyone xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Very Nice Knowledge
Peel a banana from the bottom and you won't have to pick the little 'stringy things' off of it. That's how the primates do itTake your bananas apart when you get home from the store. If you leave them connected at the stem, they ripen faster. Store your opened chunks of cheese in aluminum foil. It will stay fresh much longer and not mold! Peppers with 3 bumps on the bottom are sweeter and better for eating. Peppers with 4 bumps on the bottom are firmer and better for cooking. Add a teaspoon of water when frying ground beef. It will help pull the grease away from the meat while cooking. To really make scrambled eggs or omelets rich add a couple of spoonfuls of sour cream, cream cheese, or heavy cream in and then beat them up. For a cool brownie treat, make brownies as directed. Melt Andes mints in double broiler and pour over warm brownies. Let set for a wonderful minty frosting. Add garlic immediately to a recipe if you want a light taste of garlic and at the end of
Very True!!
"A Man has 4 different types of girls.. 1. Wifey 2. Boo 3. Bitches 4. Ho's 1)Wifey is irreplaceable.. but she is the only one that is irreplaceable.. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love, and he never wants to see her with another man.. But.. He will cheat on her with Boo, Bitches, and Ho's until he is mature enough to realize that if he loses Wifey he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again.. 2) Boo is replaceable, she thinks she's Wifey, but will NEVER be Wifey because Wifey was made Wifey and is irreplaceable.. she can NEVER replace her.. Boo tries to take Wifeys spot, but once she attempts, the guy allows her to get a TASTE of Wifey's spot... but will NEVER achieve her spot for any longer than a few months, then the man goes back to Wifey.. And Boo either gets replaced with another Boo, or, the man matures and decides that Wifey is the one for him.. (Ladies.. you don't want to be BOO) 3) Bitches.. A female that a male uses only for sex or
Very Xrated For The Men
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Very Worried
I just got the news from the Vet today that my horse has Founder, it could also be Cushings diaese. I will have to wait for the test results to come back, I hope it is not Cushings as Founder is bad enough. He will never be ridden again and that saddens my heart. I just hope a pray that we can save his feet for a while longer. He has been my life and my sanity for 25 years and I honeslty don't know how I will live if anything happens to him. Please say a prayer for him and me. I may not be on much, I will be spending a lot of time at the barn taking care of him.
Very Funny
Very Well Put
Beautifully stated - Read it twice: As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin. ~anonymous~
Very Strange
I had an invite today from a guy with one pic. He fanned and rated me, so I returned the love. But couldn't accept the invite. He had more than 2,000 friends. Fake account perhaps? Why I don't know. Possibly for contest help? Anyhow, there is more to this than points, fu bucks, and selling yourself to get blasts and stuff. I guess I just don't see the point. Being popular on the net, where does it get you? Anyhow, good night. No one reads blogs anymore. copy and paste this link if you like: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIrqfcI-hT0&feature=related It is a video made by a girl dancing to Closer! Damn how I love that song! Thanks to a friend from my 360 page.
A Very Short Story
Very Short Story... Man driving down road. Woman driving up same road. They pass each other. The woman yells out the window, 'PIG'! Man yells out window, 'Bitch'! Man rounds the next curve. And crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies. Thought For the Day: If only men would listen.
Very Funny Condom Commercial! Lol!!
Very Funny Trojan Commercial
A Very Special Friend
A Very Special Friend A Friend is someone special who can stand inside your shoes, feel your joy and sadness, and never judge you or accuse. A Friend is someone you can sit with not uttering one word, but knowing in your silence there is something to be heard. To have a friendship such as this is something very rare. Cherish this special someone with tender, loving care. for being such a special friend! And most of all... The LOVE of my life!
A Very True , Yet Emotional We Are Just Bikers
A VERY TRUE , YET EMOTIONAL WE ARE JUST BIKERS, PLEASE READ (I'm feeling touched) "I'm Just a biker" I saw you; hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you; pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you; change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love
Very Nice....
Touch the Darkness
Very True
Before You Vote read CATCHING PIGS Our high school economics teacher (a WWII veteran) used to caution us by saying "There are no free sandwiches". Catching Pigs... There was a chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab, the prof noticed one young man, an exchange student, who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student Told him he had a bullet lodged in his back.. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist regime. In the midst of his story, he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked: 'Do you know how to catch wild pigs? ' The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said that it was no joke. 'You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in t
Very Nsfw
CARD GAME "Who wants to start," Paige asked excitedly as she shuffled the cards!?! "This was your idea, Page," Anna replied nervously, "I think you should lead it off, don't you girls!?!" Both Glenna and Mo nodded their heads in unison and while waiting for Paige to finish shuffling the erotic game cards!!! "Okay," Paige replied with a shiver, "I'll go first but you all gotta promise to play at least one round, agreed!?!" The three other girls glanced back and forth between each other before Mo replied, "Agreed, we'll all draw at least one card, after that we'll see how it goes!!!" After Paige completed her shuffle, Glenna cut the deck and all eyes turned towards Page in anticipation of her draw!!! Paige licked her lips nervously as she drew the top card and gingerly turned it over to read, You're lucky, all you have to do is show your pussy!!! The other girls whooped and hollered as Paige stood up and in defiantly pulled down her jeans and panties and showing off her auburn haired
A Very Short Song
Once, when I was young and true, Someone left me sad - Broke my brittle heart in two; And that is very bad. Love is for unlucky folk, Love is but a curse. Once there was a heart I broke; And that, I think, is worse.
Very Interesting Perspective By Jay Leno
Very interesting perspective by Jay Leno... I hope you will all read to the end. Jay Leno puts it into perspective and makes us think about the pathetic negativity. That's right, Jay Leno!! Jay Leno wrote this; it's the Jay Leno we don't often see.... "The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true, given the source, right? "The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed, and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the performance of the President. In essence, 2/3's of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change. "So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, 'What are we so unhappy about?' "Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 days a week? "Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer and heating in the winter? "Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhap
Very Sick
to all my friends and family, i would like to apologize if i am not on talking or rating as you would expect me to be. I have been struggling with migrains off and on for some time now... and this weekend they have gotten me down. I cant sit up long, i cant handle any bright light, and any loud noises are killer. I have literally been practically bed ridden for the past 2 to 3 days. if i am not feeling better tomorrow, i will go to the hospital when a nurse gets here to stay with my children. as most of u know i have a son who is handicapped and can not be left alone and i have no family or friends in the area that can or will help me out. so i am stuck at the mercy of the cnas that help with my son. so please be patient .. i will get to each and everyone one of my friends pages as soon as possible. thanks for ur patience and understanding.
***very Scary...please Look***
Omg!!! Is this true???
A Very Bad Monday
Today is the shittiest day I've had in a very long time. I got a co-worker hurt on the job. I was assisting the civilian crane crew that work in my building with the installation of a gangway (we call it a brow in the Navy) that went from the shore to a floating platform that is in the water. This float has been a pain in the ass since I got to Point Loma. Basically what happened was my welds failed causing the brow to drop 3 to 4 feet into the rocks below. The rigger (his name is Randy) that was on the brow with me got thrown into the side of the brow and got the wind knocked out of him. But when it happened all I heard was a loud "POP", the brow dropping and Randy moaning and holding his ribs. My first thought was "Oh my God, he broke a rib". He lowered himself on the the deck and started gasping for air. 9-1-1 was called and a Corpsman from a nearby submarine was brought over to check him out until the ambulance got there. After Randy had a C-collar put on and was put on a
Very Nice
Very Sad News - 3/27/08
Sad Very Sad........ As of April the 17th 2008 when my vip is ended I am leaving fubar totally... I am leaving the whole cyber world and will not be back.... I have made alot of kick ass friends on this sight and I want to thank each and everyone one of you that have taken the chance to get to know me.... I love you all for that.... LOL I have also met alot of preverts and a few asshats on here.... I only have 1 wish before I leave fubar totally and that is to have 1 last happy hour in hopes to godfather before I go.... I have never had a spotlight but that isnt important... I would love to see me be a godfather tho b4 I do go.. I have worked so hard to get this far with each and everyone of you working right along with me... The least that can be done is making GODFATHER BEFORE I GO!!! 1 really kick ass Happy Hour can make me a GODFATHER!! So if I enter a giveaway for a Happy Hour can I count on all my friends to be by my side helping me get this Happy Hour as a way to say goodbye
Very Immature
Listen I have been acsussed of partying to much I'm lucky if I drink 4 times a month.. thats number one. number two, you get all mad when I said that I loved someone else well sorry what did you rather me do play with your head when I didn't have the same feelings. number three, you went beyond the means of being a friend you became a stalker who I didn't know how to get off my back. four, Your just immature u are 26 graduated from college and living off friends that's not cool at all.. you have a dregree go do something with it.. number five said I never did anything for ya god that must have been someone else who gave you their debit card to get gas and shit.. number six you dragged my family into it.. and you told me to grow up at least I am old enough to realize when it's time to grow up live life and take responsability and realize that I can't mooch off of people.. and number seven.. was Just BEING SUCH AN ASS AND BLAMING ME FOR YOUR WRONG DOINGS IN LIFE SORRY I DIDN'T DO THAT YO
A Very Special Friend
Sexy Comments & Profile GraphicsTO A VERY SPECIAL PERSON THAT I HAVE MET ON HERE AND I'M ASKING MY FRIEND TO PLEASE GO WELCOME HIM TO FUBAR R/F/A/ AND RATE HIS PICS AND STASH WHEN HE GETS SOME LOL. TELL HIM I SENT YOU, TY Melby ..... Made in Australia....@ fubar
A Very Big Thank You To All...
I JUST WANT TO THANK ALL MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS THAT HELPED ME IN PAINTER'S FUBUX GIVEAWAY...THANKS EVERYONE..**BIG HUGGS** ~ROXY~
Very Very Understated....
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A Very Interesting Perspective...
A very interesting perspective... I hope you will all read this to the end. The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true, given the source, right? The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed, and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the performance of the President; In essence, 2/3's of the citizenry just isn't happy and want a change. So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, ''What are we all so unhappy about?'' Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 days a week? Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer and heating in the winter? Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job? Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery store at any time, and see more food in moments than some see in a lifetime? Maybe it is the abilit
The Very Secret Diary Of Aragorn, Son Of Arathorn
The Very Secret Diary of Aragorn, Son of Arathorn By: Cassandra Claire Day One: Ringwraiths killed: 4. V. good. Met up with Hobbits. Walked forty miles. Skinned a squirrel and ate it. Still not King. Day Four: Stuck on mountain with Hobbits. Boromir really annoying. Not King yet. Day Six: Orcs killed: none. Disappointing. Stubble update: I look rugged and manly. Yes! Keep wanting to drop-kick Gimli. Holding myself back. Still not King. Day Ten: Sorry no entries lately. V. dark in Mines of Moria. Big Baelrog. Not King today either. Day Eleven: Orcs killed: 7. V. good. Stubble update: Looking mangy. Legolas may be hotter than me. I wonder if he would like me if I was King? Day 28: Beginning to find Frodo disturbingly attractive. Have a feeling if I make a move, Sam would kill me. Also, hairy feet kind of a turn-off. Still not King. Day 30: In Lothlorien. Think Galadriel was hitting on me. Saucy wench. Nice chat with Boromir. He’s n
The Very Secret Diary Of Legolas, Son Of Weenus
The Very Secret Diary of Legolas, Son of Weenus By: Cassandra Claire *dedicated to Emily for her fearless defense of Elijah* Day One: Went to Council of Elrond. Was prettiest person there. Agreed to follow some tiny little man to Mordor to throw ring into volcano. Very important mission - gold ring so tacky. Day Four: Boromir so irritating. Why must he wear big shield like dinner plate all the time? Climbed up Caradhras but wimpy humans who cannot walk on snow insisted we climb back down. Am definitely prettiest member of the Fellowship. Go me! Day Six: Far too dark in Mines of Moria to brush hair properly. Am very afraid I am developing a tangle. Orcs so silly. Still the prettiest. Day Ten: Gandalf fell into shadow. In other news, I think I am developing a spot on my nose. V. serious situation, as Elven spots likely to last for 500 years or more. Still prettiest, despite blasted spot. Day Eleven: In Lothlorien. Suspect Galadriel may be prett
The Very Secret Diary Of Boromir Of Gondor
The Very Secret Diary of Boromir of Gondor By: Cassandra Claire Day One: Went to Council of Elrond. Aragorn acting all superior as usual. He thinks he's so great because he's shagging that bit of elf crumpet on the side. I mean just because someone has a broad chest, firm, defined muscles, an outdoorsy tan and loads of manly stubble doesn't mean that....what? Got distracted there for a bit. Seem to have agreed to go on some sort of mission while distracted by Aragorn's enormous...rudeness. Ooops. Day Three: Stupid Ring, stupid Quest, stupid Fellowship. Day Four: Frodo dropped Ring today. Picked it up, but Aragorn made me give it back. Arrogant bastard. Wonder how he'd feel with Horn of Gondor shoved right up his... Stupid Ring. Day Four: Is obvious that Aragorn is strangely attracted to Frodo. Ha Ha! Ha! Sam will kill him if he tries anything. Day Six: Aragorn still into Frodo. "Boromir, give the Ring back to Froooodoo." "Boromir, let *me* ca
The Very Secret Diary Of Frodo Baggins
The Very Secret Diary of Frodo Baggins By: Cassandra Claire How could I do this to poor, lovable Frodo??? That said... Day One: Feeling much better in House of Elrond after nice long nap. Also, Sam gave me fabulous backrub and bubble bath. Platonic, brotherly love so wonderful. Wasn't quite entirely sure why he needed to suck on my toes, but am assured it has something to do with Elf medicine. Day Three Have agreed to carry Ring to Mordor. In hindsight, probably a bad move. Day Four Aragorn and Boromir had big fight over who got to carry me up Mount Caradhras. Aragorn shoved Boromir into snowbank. Boromir bit Aragorn on the ear. Ring must be affecting them more seriously than I thought. Day Six: Woke up to find Aragorn playing with buttons on my shirt. He must be after the Ring. Damn its siren call. Ah well, Sam will kill him if he tries anything. Day Ten: Today Legolas began stroking my inner thigh with his bow. Was stunned. Had no idea Legol
The Very Secret Diary Of Samwise Gamgee
The Very Secret Diary of Samwise Gamgee By: Cassandra Claire This one's for Rave, on account of her fab Legolas/Aragorn parody. Day One: Frodo stabbed by Morgul blade. Oh no! Pippin cried. Told Pippin it would be all right as Mr. Frodo far too hot to die. Did I say that out loud? Day Three: Have followed Mr. Frodo to Rivendell where Elves will heal him. Gandalf told me to help poor unconscious Mr. Frodo get out of dirty clothes. So took clothes off him and gave him a bath. And another one. Then gave him another bath. Gandalf came and told me six baths was quite enough, Samwise Gamgee. Poncy old git probably hasn't taken a bath since the Second Age. Day Four: Wonder if it is time for Mr. Frodo to have another bath yet. Day Five: Elf bubble bath v. colorful and pretty. Gandalf no fun at all. *sulk* Day Six: Mr. Frodo awake! Is doing well although also seems concerned as to why his fingers are all wrinkled. Decided not to tell him about all
The Very Secret Diary Of Gandalf The Grey
The Very Secret Diary of Gandalf the Grey By: Cassandra Claire Apologies to Rave for filching her "weed" idea. Bah hah hah. :D Day One: In Shire. Stunning vista of innocent and pastoral beauty. Is it me, or was Frodo just hanging around in that field masturbating before I came along? Day Two: Bilbo's Birthday party improved by substantial amount of hobbit weed. Everyone sho nice. Bilbo nice too. Lights sho pretty. Frodo not bad either. Hobbits sho cuddly. Whups. Fellover. Day Three: Massive fecking hangover. Off to Minas Tirith for some aspirin. Day Twelve: Went to Saruman for advice about Ring but he had become evil. Nobody tells me anything. Apparently there was a memo. Radagast the Brown probably stealing paper out of my inbox again. Day Thirteen : Stuck on top of tower. Great view, but constant pelting sleet not good for pointy hat. Am amusing self by spitting gum down on the Orcs. Day Fourteen : Visited again by Saruman who tried to grab a
The Very Secret Diary Of Peregrin Took
The Very Secret Diary of Peregrin Took By: Cassandra Claire I know I said it would be Merry's Diary, but it's Pippin's. Oh, and the next person who tells me Legolas' father's name is not Weenus gets an arrow in the eye. :D I know perfectly well it isn't. I just don't care. :D DAY ONE Was out pilfering vegetables when bumped into Sam and Frodo. Had a nice little roll around with Frodo in corn before was forcibly removed by Sam. Must have word with Frodo about letting servants get overly familiar and grabby. Fell down hill. Merry v. disappointed that he broke his carrot. After he found one that was just the right shape, too. DAY TWO V. nice in Rivendell. Sick of rooming with Sam though. Constantly sopping wet and reeking of strawberries. Also tired of elves mistaking me for unusually lifelike lawn ornament. DAY THREE Joined Fellowship of Ring for a lark. Everyone v. nice except Legolas seems a bit testy. Yesterday held me upside down over crevasse until I admitted
The Very Secret Diary Of Saruman The White
The Very Secret Diary of Saruman the White By: Cassandra Claire Dedicated to whoever bought me a paid LJ account. I thank you, oh silent benefactor. That was awfully nice. DAY ONE Am bored. No cable in Isengard. Nothing to do but write rude anonymous letters to Radagast the Brown and Manfred the Slightly Ecru. Perhaps will have a look at the palantir. DAY TWO Have met v. nice guy via palantir. He seems to really like me for me and not just because am most powerful wizard in Middle Earth. Wonder what he looks like. DAY THREE Am becoming disenchanted with palantir guy. Refuses to send me photo, except of one v. large eyeball. Says he is shy but I rather suspect he is fat, or perhaps hairy. Have heard some v. bad stories about palantir relationships. Should probably cool it for a while. DAY SEVEN Well, wouldn't you know, palantir guy turned out to be Dark Lord of Mordor. Just my luck. Could have been worse, I guess. Sauron not far or hairy, just disembodied
The Very Secret Diary Of Gimli, Son Of Gloin
The Very Secret Diary of Gimli, Son of Gloin By: Cassandra Claire DAY ONE Grr. Argh. DAY TWO Faffing about in Rivendell with stuck-up elves v. bad for my digestion. Have asked Elrond to move me to second floor as cannot get into bathroom here without being subjected to sight of hobbits bathing amongst scented candles. Is ridiculous. Got splashed with strawberry bath foam yesterday. On plus side, beard now silky and conditioned. DAY THREE Elrond refuses to move my room. Walked in on hobbits again this morning. What WERE they doing with that carrot? Inbred bunch of halfwits, no wonder they can’t even grow decent beards. DAY SEVEN Suspect Aragorn son of Arathorn of being pervy hobbit-fancier. Completely ignoring hottie elf fiancèe in favor of barging about with hairy-footed gnomes in leather breeches. Fortunately I, Gimli son of Gloin, am here to take care of her loneliness. Later. Elf women just the right height to keep my ears warm. Go me! DAY NINE H
The Very Secret Diary Of Meriadoc Brandybuck
The Very Secret Diary of Meriadoc Brandybuck By: Cassandra Claire Dedicated to Ashley, my very own Ashwise Gamgee. Everyone should have one. DAY ONE Got in trouble for setting off fireworks at party. Suspect Gandalf not actually all that annoyed and was merely excuse to get us young hobbit boys wet and lathered up. Became even more suspicious when “washing dishes” punishment followed by “polishing Gandalf’s staff” punishment and “massaging Gandalf’s feet” punishment and “nude leapfrog in the cabbage patch” punishment, I mean, who’s he trying to kid, really? Especially with the foot thing. DAY TWO V. promising start to day when discovered carrot that was just right shape. Even more promising when Pippin nabbed six cabbages, two bags potatoes, and three ears corn, although cannot help but think Pippin being slightly over-optimistic. I mean, could probably manage two ears corn, but not before breakfast. All went downhill though when bumped into Frodo and faithful bit of r
The Very Secret Diary Of Ringwraith No. 5
The Very Secret Diary of Ringwraith No. 5 By: Cassandra Claire This one is dedicated to Jeff. Being as these diaries were originally concieved of as a way to get him to stop reading my Live Journal, I'd say it's all down to him, really. Go Jeff. :D I couldn't have done it without you. Day 1 Just opened Christmas pressie from Sauron. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty ring! Day 1,000,967 Got box of chocolates as Christmas bonus from Dark Lord, again. As per usual, Sauron ate all the toffees and left the strawberry creams. How I detest this life of vile servitude. Still disembodied. Day 1,001,056 V. bored in Barad-Dur. Nothing to do but play Scrabble with Orcs. Is v. annoying as Orcs only know Black Speech of Mordor. You try spelling Azg Nazg Gimbatul for a triple word score. Yeah, I didn’t think so. Day 1,001,102 Suspect Sauron gearing up for something. Walked in on him applying ceremonial sparkly mascara. Suspect he will be v. happy when he has body back and ca
The Very Secret Diary Of Gollum
The Very Secret Diary of Gollum By: Cassandra Claire I have not bothered with Gollum's weird speech because it does not fit with the VSD style. Complaints about lack of canon accuracy can be sent to The Management. :D Dedicated to Emily, the much put-upon. Damn, hell looks a lot like high school. Day One Popped over to attend Pervy Hobbit Fanciers Anonymous Meeting in Misty Mountains only to discover was booby trap set by Sauron. Stupid Sauron. Day Five Held captive by orcs in Barad-Dur. Have been forced to watch “Flipper” over and over until give in and tell them where Ring is. Damn evil methods of torture refined over millennia. Will not give in. Will remain strong. Day Six Orcs have switched to repeat viewings of “The Faculty.” Cannot cope. Have told them where Ring is. Day Eight Escaped from Mordor. Have made way to Shire. Am v. disappointed that in last few weeks no one has responded to personal ad placed in Shire Weekly. “Toothless, fetid greenish
The Very Secret Diary Of Arwen Undomiel
The Very Secret Diary of Arwen Undomiel By: Cassandra Claire Day One Broke up with Aragorn today. He would insist on giving me a clay pipe and a pair of breeches for Valentine’s Day when I specifically requested a nightie. Have sent him away from Rivendell. Day Two Bored and lonely. Regret having sent Aragorn away. So what if he wanted me to dress up in a curly wig and hop around on my knees during intimate moments? Am sure other humans have equally odd hangups. Wish I could be interested in Elf men, but ever since debacle with Glorfindel back in Second Age when he accused me of copying his hairstyle, have given up on my own kind. Day Three Someone’s been trying on my dresses again. They are all stretched out of shape, especially the purple one. Day Six Legolas got all shirty when I accused him of trying on my dresses. He says I have impugned his masculinity. What masculinity? Day Eleven Legolas still sulking. Says other elves making fun of him now since
The Very Secret Diary Of Elrond
The Very Secret Diary of Elrond By: Cassandra Claire Was in weird mood when I wrote this one. Oh, my head. Poor Elrond. Day 1: Bad breakup with Isildur. As if the pervy hobbit-fancying wasn't bad enough, he would insist on wearing tacky gold jewelry against my advice. Confirms my suspicions that humans not just weakest race of Middle-Earth, but also cannot accessorize worth a damn. NB: Big battle, we won, Sauron defeated. Plundered Barad-dur but notable lack of pretty things to take home. Sauron's decorating tastes definitely running towards black, knobbly, tattered look. So not me. Day 3: Isildur set upon by orcs and killed. Told him his poor dress sense would attract all the wrong sorts. Day 2,0045: So bored in Rivendell. Have decided to hold council meeting and name it after myself. Will invite all eligible males of Middle-Earth who have nothing better to do on a weekend to come. Go me! Hope Legolas does not attend; still remember party in Second Age where
The Very Secret Diary Of Sauron
The Very Secret Diary of Sauron By: Cassandra Claire Dedicated to John, the sweetest loveliest guy who was ever hacked by a complete loser. And Alex, because he’s been sick. I mean ill. Oh, whatever. Day One: Dirty weekend with Elrond turned sour when I told him purple was not his color. Day Five Have been marched against by last alliance of men and nancing elves. Is transparent attempt by Elrond to get back at me for comment about purple. I will not take it back! I told him purple made him look like an eggplant, and it does. Is no need for him to get so shirty about it. Day Six Is not that being defeated by last alliance is so bad, is not even that being reduced to a disembodied eyeball is so bad, although Visine would be a comfort. But whose bright idea was it to slice onions in here? -later- Blast those orcs and their fondness for onion dip. Have taken their disco ball away. God, it's fun to be evil. Day Three Million Five: Am bored. Have been waiting
The Very Secret Diary Of Aragorn, Son Of Arathorn, Part Two
The Very Secret Diary of Aragorn, son of Arathorn, Part Two By: Cassandra Claire Day One Ran forty miles across Rohan. No squirrels to eat. Gimli looking about roasting size. Have been told dwarf tastes like chicken. Still not King. Stubble update: satisfactory. Day Two Ran into army of Rohirrim. Asked Eomer if he knew where hobbits were. Got v. cagey answer. Perhaps Eomer still mad about that last bender I went on where I painted rude words in Elvish all over his horse. Decided not to mention he has obviously copied hairstyle from Legolas. He wouldn't be giving me this attitude if I were King. Day Three Once you've seen one pile of smoking dead Orcs, you've seen 'em all. That's all I'm sayin.' Day Four Ran into Gandalf. Turns out he did not actually die but instead was forced by Balrog to sell out to laundry detergent company and is now Gandalf the Sparkly White. PR whore. Next thing he'll be charging for pointy hat trick. Day Six In Edoras. King Theoden givi
The Very Secret Diary Of Theoden
The Very Secret Diary of Theoden By: Cassandra Claire Co-written with lorax523, who is, as always, in inspiration to me in all things. ----- Day One Desperately in need of new personal assistant. Have contacted Ninety Minute Minion Services in Isengard. Seems best bet as if minion does not arrive in ninety minutes you get free Orc. Do not actually know what would do with Orc if had one, so do hope minion arrives on time. Day Two New minion arrived. Not best looking bloke I've ever clapped eyes on, but then again, not everyone can be brainless pretty boy with big show-off ponytail like Eomer. Little does Eomer know Wormtongue has promised me new makeover with Saruman's personal line of beauty products. Has promised me I will look fresh and youthful. Day Three Is that a grey hair? Day Four New makeover gone horribly awry. Do not look fresh and youthful, instead resemble albino dwarf after two years pickling in the Dead Marshes. Suspect Wormtongue has cru
The Very Secret Diary Of Legolas,part 2
The Very Secret Diary of Legolas By: Cassandra Claire Day One: Whee! Day Two: I like to run! Day Three: I look good when I run! Day Four: I also look good standing still. Running across Riddermark v. good excercise. I swear my butt has just gotten firmer. Is that even possible? Day Six: Is Gimli staring at my butt? Day Seven: No wonder he's always lagging behind. Day Eight: Unnerving moment when bumped into Eomer. Thought he might be prettier than me until he took off helmet. Fortunately he looks like an aardvark. He hit on Gimli but I warned him right off. Nobody tries it on with my dwarf. Am still the prettiest. Day Nine: Pile of dead and smoking Orc corpses so not pretty. Aragorn showed off and went on and on regarding hobbits laying about tied up. Do not know why he thinks kinky hobbit games so important. Still prettiest. Day Ten: Bother! Fangorn Forest. Leaf mold terrible for my complexion. Still prettiest but a bit on clammy, unwashed side.
Very True Indeed
Today we mourn the passing of an old friend by the name of Common Sense. Common Sense lived a long life but died from heart failure at the brink of the millennium. No one really knows how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He selflessly devoted his life to service in schools, hospitals, homes, factories and offices, helping folks get jobs done without fanfare and foolishness. For decades, petty rules, silly laws and frivolous lawsuits held no power over Common Sense. He was credited with cultivating such valued lessons as to know when to come in out of the rain, the early bird gets the worm, and life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn), reliable parenting strategies (adults are in charge, not kids), and it's okay to come in second. A veteran of the Industrial Revolution, the Great Depression, and the Technological Revolution, Common Sense survived cultural and
Very Short
Lost in this black cloud of misery, I try to find escape I look into the depths of darkness searching for a door all I find is endless walls Is there any hope for me? Any rescue? I try but fail at every attempt, forever trapped by the vast screen of black haze that has engulfed my minute soul
Very Confused
i know getting advice over the interent can really get some crazy ass advice but just thought i would try it so here it goes lol. a certian some one is starting to show interest in me and iam not sure if they are being serious about what they have been talkin to me about . i have been hurt really bad before and i really dont want to have that happen again . and i know iam not some really good eye candy so to speak lol and he isnt either and they are also older then me . sorry i dont know how to put all what i wanna say into words but maybe you get the picture. i hope lol. also people are already starting to talk and i dont know what to do . about that either
A Very Easy Quiz...hehe
1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 2) Which country makes Panama hats? 3) From which animal do we get cat gut? 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? 6) The Canary Islands in the Atlantic are named after what animal? 7) What was King George VI's first name? 8) What color is a purple finch? 9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? 10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass. Check your answers below . ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ 1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years 2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador 3) >From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November 5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur 6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are nam
Very Happy
Just want to let everyone know I am back at home in Indiana.......not wanting to be, I want to be back at home In Tennessee with my baby William. I came home on Sunday so I can deal with my attorney and look for a vehicle so I can get back down to see my man that I am so in love with and want to spend the rest of my life with. William I Love You with all my heart and I want you always and forever!!! I am missing you like crazy everyday that I will not be with you..........
A Very Speical Poem...
> In the morning when I wake up > And I open up my eyes, > I feel an aching in my heart > That's when I realize. > How much I really miss you > And long to have you near. > My heart is filled with sadness, > And my eyes are filled with tears. > At different times throughout the day, > I find I'm missing you. > And I wonder if, perhaps a bit, > Maybe you miss me too. > I miss you in the shower, > When I'm in there all alone. > And when I want to hear your voice, > And call you on hte phone. > When I check my e-mail > And find there's nothing there. > I can't help it that I worry, > And I put you in my prayers. > I think by now it's safe to say, > That I miss you very much!!
A Very Special Ty 2 All These People!
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Very White
You noticed how FUBAR is very white? Almost Devoid of latin/ black brothers or sisters? (apologies for the outdated jive talk, but I live in a small town in Southern England) I almost suspect there's a Klan lounge somewhere :P
Very Important!!.... :p ...
A Very Good Friend
PLEASE GO BY AND SHOW THIS SWEETHEART OF A FRIEND SOME LOVE. TELL HER I SENT YA TOO! SHE WAS KIND ENOUGH TO BUY ME A 7 DAY BLAST SINCE MILITARY SUPPORTER HASN;T PAID ME MY 7 DAY BLAST FROM A CONTEST..TYVM HERE IS HER LINK..
Very Sick Husband
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die." "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim." If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely. On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?" "You're going to die," she replied.
Very Tiny Octupie
i've been cavorting with very tiny octupie floating in green liquid surrounded by emerald faeries the view was quite nice, but my paper was rice and my drawings just floated away i've got pictures i yell as i hold out my cell its details are not that bad but the seahorse of course who had no remorse has taken only snaps of his tale so here i sit typing this spit wondering why try just to prevail its not that i'm blue i mean look i have you and with you i surely cant fail i look at your smile every once and a while i reach out my hand and wave high but time it has not actions are more with a thought so it drops back down to my thigh so here i am a bit tired and grim after a night of swirls i prevail yet tiny octupie, they wont say goodbye they just kiss and spin happy and pale are they pink? are they blue? are they aqua maroo? none of this makes sense to my mind thought its fun to create right nonsense not hate my days have not at all been that bad blahze
A Very Simple Secret
Here is a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is inivisible to the eye.
Very Sad....but Very True
Every so often, a little message appears in my shoutbox...normally from a young lady of around 20 years of age.......it looks harmless enough, maybe its someone who is a little lonely and is looking for someone to chat to so as with most I start to chat......well it happened a few minutes ago and yes my second thought was correct........here is the conversation we had......I have removed the young lady's name as I think it is only fair not to disclose who she is....... : hi there Me : Hello : how re you Me : I am well thank you...how are you? : im good what are you up to? Me : nothing much....have just woken up..How about you? : nm hun just chattin and lookin for someoene to watch my camshow later lol Me : How very interesting..cam show..doing what? : anything you want me on cam : no limits. you interested? Me : all depends I guess....... : depends on what? Me : on what I am doing at the time......I have to work in a couple of hours....and have a
Very Basics Of Manual Settings
F-Stop - this controls the size of the opening (or aperture) in the camera. The lower the F-Stop, the wider the aperture is open. For lower F-Stops, more light comes into the camera, for higher F-Stops, less light comes in. The F-Stop also affects depth of field, which makes the background blurry in close up shots of flowers. Lower F-Stops have less depth of field, so only part of the picture will be in focus. Higher F-Stops have greater depth of field, so nearly the entire picture will be in focus. Read more about depth of field here: Depth of Field Shutter speed - this controls how long the shutter is open to allow the camera to capture light. The longer the shutter is open, the more light enters the camera. And of course, the less time the shutter is open, the less light enters the camera. F-Stop and Shutter speed combine to determine how much light comes into the camera when you click the "doohickey" to take a picture. This is referred to as exposure. Photos witho
A Very Special Friend...
Sometimes you find a very special friend, Someone who changes your life just by being part of it! Someone who makes you laugh when you need to laugh, Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that life is filled with doors Just waiting for you to open them! When you're feeling down, And the world seems like a dark and empty place, Your special friend lifts your spirit And makes that dark and empty world Suddenly seem bright and full! Your special friend gets you through The hard times and the sad times, Your special friend holds your hand And tells you everything is going to be all right. And if you find such a friend, You have a special friend for life, And life is special!
Very True
SOUTHERN WOMEN Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Clean skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl. Southern women know their manners: 'Yes, ma'am.' 'Yes, sir.' 'Why, no, Billy!' Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions: 'Y'all come back!' 'Well, bless your heart.' 'Drop by w hen you can.' 'How's your Momma?' Southern women know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity Southern women know their vacation spots: The beach The rivuh The crick Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August: Colorful hi-heel sandals Strapless sun dresses Iced sweet tea with mint Southern women know everybody's first name: Honey Darlin' Shuga h Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts: Fried Green Tomatoes Driving Miss Daisy Steel Magnolias Gone With The Wind Southern women know their religions: Baptist Methodist Football Southern women know their count
A Very Down In The Dumps Heatheer
When one thing goes wrong, it all goes wrong. And there is no lie behind that shit. So much crap has gone wrong and so much has me stressed. * Hmm little sister was put into fostercare Today, her moms boyfriend raped her. Hmm how nice aye. * Grandma still not doing so great, and well hmm not much more to say to that. * Work just simply sucks, working more hours then i want to but i know the money is what i need to pay bills. * I have to fill out more college paper work for September and im stressing out over the cost of that shit. * Home life isnt the best right now, stupid parents i like them sometimes hate them others. * I hate being an adult i want to be a kid again where things were so much better. Im completly down in the dumps, and totaly pissed off at the world.
"very Bad Boy
by LateNiteFantasy© "I’ve been a bad little boy. Last night, I stole a lovely’s pearl. She looked to me with passionate eyes told me where a treasure resides. “You possess a key,” she said. “I tell you no lies.” I pondered. Oh, yes, I wondered. Shall I use one key? Two keys? Perhaps, three. “Oh, more,” she panted. “Use more!” More?! I laughed. What a dirty little whore! Resuming, I used four then, fist. The treasure trove now spread open, I reached inside to take a token. A jewel? A ruby? Or is it a pearl? Oh, last night, I was a very bad boy.
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Very Depressed
very depressed id rather be crying tears of joy instead of tears of pain my heart has been hurt again by false love that i i try to obtain why do i fall for the traps that make my heart feel so sick they make me feel like im wanted when in reality in just there to suck at shit all i want is love why is that so hard to find someone who cares the same as i do who not one to judge and be shy my heart is crying so hard now because i let u in just for u to walk out of the door and u to call me your friend there is nothing wrong with being friends i have so many that i cant count on my hands but someday id like one of them to be not just my friend but my man so when i go camping over the weekend i prolly wont call ill be locked away in my tent with tears that there will be enough to fall off the falls i dont like being alone anymore but i guess i was right from the start im bound to be alone forever and be the fool who falls apart for those who are wond
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Dear wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you're cheating on me oryou don't love me anymore; whatever! the case, I'm gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from wha
Very Well, My Dear
Very well, my dear, I will concede you this round, but only this round. For the sake of domestic peace, the next round is yours too. 12-19-02
Very Useful Information
Quite interesting! Keep Walking..... Just to check this out...... The Organs of your body have their sensory touches at the bottom of your foot, if you massage these points you will find relief from aches and pains as you can see the heart is on the left foot. Typically they are shown as points and arrows to show which organ it connects to. It is indeed correct since the nerves connected to these organs terminate here. This is covered in great details in Acupressure studies or textbooks. God created our body so well that he thought of even this. He made us walk so that we will always be pressing these pressure points and thus keeping these organs activated at all times. So, keep walking...
Very Sad........
As many of you know, I've been spending alot of my time with my grandmother who has alzheimer's and is rapidly slipping away. The last 2 weeks, she has gone downhill very quickly, and we're trying to find a solution to all of this that will work for her. She can't be left alone anymore due to her confusion, and, we can't get her into a home right now. My mom is up from Mississippi to stay with her until the end of the week, and then I will be going there with my kids to stay as well when my husband starts his work cycle again. This whole situation has been very rough!!! I was raised by my grandparents, and I owe my life to them. Grandpa passed away in 2005, and now, seeing this happen to my grandma is horrible. I just feel helpless! I know that many people have it alot worse than I do, but it's just tough to see somebody you love slip away in front of your eyes. Thanks for reading this, and I'll try to get on here when I can to say hi to our friends!!!
Very Productive
I was very productive tonight. First I made dinner. Nothing extravagant, but it was yummy. I also baked some cookies while I was cooking dinner. They are absolutely delicious. Then I decided I wanted to rearrange my kitchen some. So I moved the liquor into my mini fridge and put my toaster, george forman, and tea maker on the counter top. I'm not sure if I like it yet. It looks kinda cluttered. But I was getting tired of pulling them out of the cabinet almost every day. So then I put up the clean dishes from the dishwasher. I put the dirty dishes in the dishwasher after that. After all the that I cleaned up the sink and the counter tops. Then I remembered there was jello in the fridge that needed to be thrown away. I cleaned out the bowl it was in and put it away. So then I cleaned up around in the living room. Then I remembered I needed to fix my shoe rack. I thought I was going to have to duct tape it and rig it up, but I figured out what was wrong and got it fixed. And then (lol) I
A Very Huge Thank You For Helping Out
DEMENTED187!!!! I just want to thank everyone for all your help on Leveling Demented187... If you helped and don't see your name below plz message me and let me know I will update it...I know he would thank you if he could right now!!! As many of you know he is gone..He is at bootcamp!!! He left this morning for 13-15 weeks!!!He joined the army...And will be gone till sometime in November unless he can get on the pc down there ... I will be checking on his account for him from time to time...Please continue to show him support as he would if it was you !!! The following people are awesome if you do not have them you are missing out go F/A/R them show them some luv ~Sweet~N~Sexxay~ @ fubar Mrs.CuTiE~/Assistant HELPER @ Hard Rock Cafe Lounge/FuOwned BY Demented187 @ fubar DeDe~CoOwner of Exc
Very Turned On
I haven't posted any notes for a long time, let alone logging onto this website. I was watching some YouTube videos and surprised yet thrilled to see how brave some people are to record themselves performing innocent personal, non-targetted sexy performances and dances. I wouldn't do that for too many reasons to mention. One video in particular was with 2 teen girls with mature physical bodies dancing in speghetti strapped shirts and tight jeans. They were rubbing each others' butts, dancing dirty alone or together, but made it look like a lot of fun. This is one of the cleaner videos compared to many others where a lot of girls just dance in thongs, panties or anything else sleek or sexy. What I like most about these two girls is they were clean but made it look like fun. I'm a VPL (Visible Panytline) lover as a guy (who isn't?) and both of these girls displayed theirs. A video that turns me on and I can "keep it up" for atleast 5 minutes and still feel an amazing adrenaline r
Very Drunk
Two buddies, Bob and Larry, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Larry throws up all over himself. "Oh, no... Now my wife will kill me!" Bob says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill." So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker. Eventually Larry stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a bad time. "You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! MyGod, you're disgusting!" Speaking very carefully so as not t O slur his words, Larry says, "Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin. Itsh snot wha jewthink. I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me...he had one too many and he juss koudin hold hizz liquor He said hes was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning bill!" His wife looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty bucks.." "Oh, yeah... I almos' fergot, he shhhit in m
Very Happy
i just found out i'm going to be a daddy
Very Bad Day!!!!
Ok Guys and Gals....today is not a very good day...the laptop I brough a few weeks ago....has died on me and will niether boot-up or re-format so I now have a very heavy paperweight on my hands tha I can't do a darn thing with right now and I think you can say I am just a lil annoyed, so I guess it's back to the shop tomorrow to find out what is going on!!!!, mean while is back to the old lappy for now and it is soooooo slooooooooooooooooooooooow
Very Funny Joke..
A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked. The cucumber said, "Man, my lifesucks. Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad." "So," the pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and sticks me in a jar." The penis glared at them both and said, "You guys think you have it rough? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, they put a rubber tarp over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out." This joke currently
The Very Latest For That Special Someone He Knows Who He Is
the light at the end of the tunnel a beacon shining in a dark stormy night this is what you are to me you pulled me from the dark and into the light when i need a shoulder to cry on a kind ear to listen to my woes a strong back to help carry my burdens i reach out and you are there when i doubt my worth when i doubt being loved when i doubt ever being happy you are there to remind me of the truth you make me believe i am worthy you make me believe i am loved you make me believe i can be happy you give me hope after years of despair
A Very Special Love
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Very Very Ill
For all my friends: I'm sorry I haven't been here much lately. I have received messages from people who are worried. I am worried too. I have been (and still am) very very ill. The prognosis is not good. I have been diagnosed with mycobacterium avium complex, which is a lung disease normally associated with much older women or with those who have HIV or AIDS. Let me assure you, I have neither of those. This condition is a result of having very weak lungs, due to blood clots in them 6 years ago. It is a fungus, which can be treated, but not cured. It may go into remission, but it will come back. I am being treated with very heavy duty drugs right now, and am hopeful, but the drugs make me ill as well. The biggest danger of this illness is that of wasting away. Although I will be the first to admit that I could use some wasting away, I am not hungry at all, and get sick whenever I eat. I can only hope that this gets under control quickly. Thanks to all of you w
A Very Moving Lyric.........
SEIZE THE DAY- AVENGED SEVENFOLD Seize the day, or die regretting the time you lost It's empty, and cold without you here, too many people to Ache over I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time But I'm too young to worry These streets we travel on will undergo our same lost past I found you here, now please just stay for a while I can move on with you around I hand you my mortal life, but will it be forever? I'd do anything for a smile, holding you 'til our time is done We both know the day will come, but I don't want to leave you I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time But I'm too young to worry (a melody, a memory, or just one Picture) Seize the day, or die regretting the time you lost It's empty, and cold without you here, too many people to Ache over Newborn life replacing all of us, changing this fable we live In No longer needed here so where do we go? Will you take a journey tonight, follow
Very Important Please Read!!!!!!
There are people joining the family that are not rating fanning and adding all the members. I got on today and there is one member who never rated or fanned me and I had no message from so I didnt know they joined til I saw them on the rollcall! I have another member who joined has RR in there name and they have never viewed my page. As of right now we are not going to accept anymore new members until everybody that has joined in the last couple of days goes thru the rollcall again and reads and comments on the rules and guidelines. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY::::NOBODY SHOULD BE PUTTING A NEW MEMBER THRU THE JOINING PROCESS UNLESS IT IS ONE OF THE COFOUNDERS, CREW LEADERS, OR CINDIE!! So as of right now we are accepting no new members til all this gets straightened out. Thanx your friend Scooter Please comment on this statin g you have read and understood
A Very Special Birthday In The House!
Tina is having a Fu-Birthday party today! Please fill her page with birthday comments, gift blasts, and a gift happy hour if you feel so inspired... She is a very cool friend and one of the sweetest people I know... Tina, the Birthday Girl! ¤ Tina ¤ Club Fantasia's Uber Hot Ninja ¤ MILF ¤ Club Fantasia Staff ¤ Kel's RL Wife¤@ fubar Please don't forget to rate, fan, add, bling the infamous Birthday Pimper! ~/~ Sassy Laurie~/~Club F.A.R.~Please leave me love!~@ fubar
Very Bad Letters It Was Not Me!!!!
March 6 2008 Mike Watson *********** *********** Dear Michael, I would like to thank you for taking the time to interview for the position here at Mail America Communications. I enjoyed talking with you and appreciate your interest in our organization. The fact that you had an interview speaks well for your background. At this time, however, we feel that is not match. Again, thank you for interest. I wish you the best in career endeavors. Sincerely, Jerry Grishaw Department Manager What The FUCK That GUY saying to me about my interview for a job!! I have seen lot of posted in the Fucking Sunday Newspapers for often and I tried show them!!! That I can do it!!! FUCKING ALL HEARING PEOPLE IN THAT WORLD!!!! That's why I got depressed and not happy that I can't get a job???
Very True
A Secret Scrolls message from Rhonda Byrne Creator of The Secret What is the answer to every difficult circumstance in life?Take the positive path. Choosing the positive path can be easy at some times in our life and more difficult at other times. When everything is going along well, when we are on a roll, choosing the positive path just flows through us as an easy, natural choice. When something negative comes along it can be far more challenging for us to choose the positive path. But choose it we must! No matter how challenging the negativity may be, there is simply no other way to bring our lives back into positivity. If negative situations appear, you must use your will and refuse to lower yourself to negative thoughts, words, actions, and emotions. Use your will and decide that not only will you focus on the positive, but you will ramp up the positive in every thought, word, and action of your day. It takes determination, strength, faith, and the power of your will to focus
Very Productive
Machines are staring at me While im in this land of ecstasy Training under the moon and stars of the night Ideas and motivation hit me with delight What a drawl what a bam no one gives a damn Their is no used material, this is not a sham Leg extension is the name my nickname of it is not the same Can/bottle crusher is the term, the explanation far from lame Put can or bottle on the very weights Extend the legs with this device and hear the crunch sound that everyone hates The weights go up near the metal bar Between that bar and weights is not very far Can/bottle holder thats not what it should be Comedy strikes everywhere inlcuding the gym you see So thets crush cans at the gym and go green Recycling will increase soo much it would be the highest ever seen By the power of the human body this also can be done A prize or trophy should be given and won Not sure why not many people realized This silly plan that was devised By the laziness invested in me Just
Very Disturbing......
please listen to this.whether you're for obama or mccain,this is very interesting and more than a little disturbing. http://www.bpmdeejays.com/upload/hs_sal_in_Harlem_100108.mp3
Very Bored
My husband an me just separated,an I am going crazy.I'm not sure how to handle life with out him,soooooooo I thought this place might help me meet new people.well that an I cant sleep at night.I hope to make lots of friend here ever one here is great so far.some one could help me set thing up on here?????????/please.
Very Proud...
Very Important
I burped. What you actually thought it was something important? Hahahaha. Fools.
Very Nice
Very Cute Brushing Teeth
Very True
The Sack Lunches I put my carry-on in the luggage compartment and sat down in my assigned seat. It was going to be a long flight. 'I'm glad I have a good book to read. Perhaps I will get a short nap,' I thought. Just before take-off, a line of soldiers came down the aisle and filled all the vacant seats, totally surrounding me. I decided to start a conversation. 'Where are you headed?' I asked the soldier seated nearest to me. 'Chicago - to Great Lakes Base, we'll be there for two weeks for special training, and then we're being deployed to Iraq.' After flying for about an hour, an announcement was made that sack lunches were available for five dollars. It would be several hours before we reached Chicago, and I quickly decided a lunch would help pass the time. As I reached for my wallet, I overheard soldier ask his buddy if he&nbs p; planned to buy lunch. 'No, that seems like a lot of money for just a sack lunch. Probably wouldn't be worth five buck
Very Sad..but..very True
These are just joke's people..I don't agree with them, but, they are pretty funny.. BTW..I support TML..so, this hurts me to do this...LOL :P Q. What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup Playoffs? A. The Toronto Maple Leafs Q. What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 20,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'. Q. How do you keep the Toronto Maple Leafs out of your yard? A. Put up a goal net. Q. What do you call a Toronto Maple Leaf with a Stanley Cup ring? A. A thief. Q. How many Toronto Maple Leafs does it take to win a Stanley Cup? A. Nobody knows and we may never find out. Q. What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and possums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
Very Nifty Game - Puzzle/action Great Graphs!
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Very Sad Today
One of the sweetest young ladies is not only leaving the Friendship Circle but leaving Fubar due to personal problems. She has always been a ray of sunshine with her sense of humor and her "from the heart" comments on pictures. I have had some wonderful conversations with her and she is just like her name.....sweet. She has made tags for people and has been so happy and gracious when things were made for her. I will miss you Sweet Mafia Princess and hope, with all my heart, you will come back again someday. Luv ya hon. Hoakie, Founder The Friendship Circle
A Very Dark Poem/song Lyrics I Just Wrote
“My Little Game” You, the masterpiece in my gallery of screams, You a dangling caricature within my darkest dreams. Your flesh will be my sketchpad, a tapestry of pain, My brush it has nine tails, it leaves a crimson stain. There is no admission fee, to see this display, For you my love are part of it, I like you this way. My painting it sweats and shrieks stretched tight within it’s frame, Some may call this sick but it’s just my little game. Most critics would say “Boring”; no color, no hue But they lie; your hands and feet have turned a lovely blue. And there is also red, not boring at all. It drips down from the nails that pin you to my wall. You see, I’m easily amused, a man of simple needs, For me it’s just the basics... I want a canvas that bleeds. Modern art or abstract, for me that’s just too tame. Because I really like the “old ways” when I play my little game. Copyright 2008 by Steve Santini. All rights reserved
Very Important
Well I'm going thru a very hard time in my life right now. I can't find a good job and my love life is just a joke and I don't know if I can take it anymore in AZ. I love it here without a doubt but recent events are causing me to want to run away.... What should I do?? Stay in AZ and try to tough it out or run away back home to PA?? I need POSITIVE advise!!!
Very Sad News Everyone
Sad Passing Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three ch
Very Clean Laundry
Ok, I was asked (bugged to death actually) to tell another story. Here’s one that was an honest mistake on my part that kinda turned out funny…..days later. I was in my first year of college and had just finished playing an intramural flag football game in the rain and mud. Our championship freshman team beat the champion sophomore squad a week before, but we lost to the champion seniors in a very close game. So, I was a bit down but decided to wash my muddy clothes once I got back to the dorm. So I went to my room, showered and changed, and then headed back downstairs to the laundry room to wash my muddy clothes. I wasn’t thinking too clearly (bad way to start a sentence huh). I looked at my clothes and thought; these things may never come completely clean. At least not using the regular amount of detergent. So I chose to use twice the amount. Then I thought about it and used three times the amount….they were really dirty. I started the machine and then left.
Very Disturbing!
Some troubled teens are embedding nails, paper clips, bits of rock, glass and even crayons in their bodies as a way to cope with disturbing thoughts and feelings, U.S. researchers said Wednesday. They described cases in which teens had forced numerous objects into their arms, hands, feet, ankles and necks in a condition they are calling self-embedding disorder, a step beyond more common forms of self-mutilation. "We identified a group of 10 patients over a three-year period of time that have this pattern of self-inflicted injury," said Dr. William Shiels, chief of radiology at Nationwide Children's Hospital in Columbus, Ohio. He presented his findings at the Radiological Society of North America meeting in Chicago. "It's cutting gone to the next level," Shiels said in a telephone interview. Shiels, who is developing a minimally invasive surgical technique for removing objects accidentally embedded in the skin, saw his first case of what he called self-embedding in 2005, and
Very Sad......
We put Mom in Hospice today. The lung cancer is too far along and there is nothing that can be done. This really sucks in that Dad has only been gone for 3 years coming up in April. Too soon!!!! The holidays are upon us too and I don't really want a marker of any kind for this to happen. Please pray that she gets into January. Not sure that this will happen but I sure hope so!
A Very Merry Christmas--chapter Three
After spending several years in Washington state and the adoption of my son Frank at age nine. I was offered a higher paid job with a leading company in the Indiana. I couldn’t say no. It was a decision that I thought would be a benefit to both of us to actually move on and start to a better life. Packing wasn’t as hard as I thought putting stuff into boxes. The battered rental trailer was a different story. Hooked to my old beat up Ford mini truck, the two of us started to load the trailer first. All the biggest stuff into it our couch, beds, dressers and washer, dryer set. Every nook and cubby hold we could find left over in that battered trailer we filled with items. The back end of the truck we piled boxes nothing was to be left behind. My son, Frank made absolutely sure even to the point of collecting our little pine tree that had grew to an amazing 3 foot now. During the summer Frank had removed it from the little pot it was in and put it into a bigger yard pot. The pot made
Very True
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A Very Nice Poem From Kimberlee, Ty So Much..we Loves You!
~~THE ONES I TRUST COMPLETELY, ~~WITH EVERYTHING I HAVE, ~~THE ONES I HOLD So DEAR TO ME, ~~MY HEART FEELS SO FULL ~AND~GLAD!~~ ~~NEVER IN ME LIFE, ~~HAVE I FELT SUCH STRENGTH IN FRIENDSHIP SO TRUE, ~~THREE VERY TRUSTED FRIENDS, ~~I HAVE COME TO FIND IN YOU!~~ ~~I CAN SHARE ANYTHING, ~~NEVER TO FEEL AFRAID, ~~NEVER TO FEEL THREATENED, ~~FEEL HURT,~OR~FEEL BETRAYED!~~ ~~I TREASURE YOU THREE, ~~I HAVE THE HEART,~YALL~HOLD THE KEY, ~~IN MY MIND THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT, ~~TRUE FRIENDSHIP WAS MENT TO BE!~~ ~~~WRITTN BY KIMBERLEE~THATS ME~~
Very Very Sad
PLEASE PLAY SONG FIRST IN MEMORY OFCaylee Marie Anthony>In rememberance of a beautiful three year old girl by the name of Caylee Marie Anthony. She was such a sweet, loving, caring, and pretty child. She was just like a little angel.>I don't see how anyone could be so cold hearted to do something to such a sweet little girl.What Happened?Little Caylee has been missing since sometime back in June. The police weren't notified of Caylee's disapperance until a whole MONTH later, after she had disappeared. Caylee's own mother [Casey Anthony] wasn't the one to call and confront the police. CASEY'S mother [Caylee's grandmother] called and notified the police saying that the mother has confirmed the disappearance of Caylee and the trunk of Casey's car smelt of a dead body. The police jumped on the case rather quickly and Casey was brought to jail with charges of first degree murder in October. Ever since then they've find so much evidence that the mother is the killer of litt
Very Important!!!
=== 'Simply Me ~Dangerous Curves Member~' wrote the following at '2008-12-30 19:02:04'.. Tonight I found out Sammie Feisty got into a car accident... I am not sure how she is doing yet but the little guy was with her ..... Please pray for her that she is ok!!! Most of you know she is a wonderful and beautiful person ...so please show her lots of love!!!! She is #1 in my family and friends.... But lets leave her lots of love!!!!!! I will post more info :( ━━☆FEISTY☆━━®™FornicatesWife•{FU BAD B*TCH}•DANGEROUS CURVES TY For This Info Marissa We Appreciate It!! UPdate 2:50 pm EST A Little Update On sam And Her Lil One, Sam (Fiesty) is Ok and Her Little One Had TO have a few Stitches, but other wise they are Well, Thank God!! Happy New years all
A Very Special Halloween Fucktard. (10/31/08)
That's me, causing inferiority complexes wherever I go. Dropped At...: hey ->Dropped At...: Hello. Dropped At...: how r u ->Dropped At...: Fine, thanks. Dropped At...: ur a cutie ->Dropped At...: Ok. Dropped At...: u single ->Dropped At...: I don't remember, I should check my profile and see what I put. Dropped At...: lol u got jokes, did u see my pix ->Dropped At...: No. Dropped At...: go look and tell me what u think ->Dropped At...: I have a three hour drive to make this afternoon, I'd rather not go blind before I do that, but thanks for the offer. Dropped At...: u think im ugly???? ->Dropped At...: I don't know if you are, I haven't looked at your pictures. I'd just rather not risk it, you know? Dropped At...: im cute ->Dropped At...: If you say so. Dropped At...: go look ->Dropped At...: Nah.
Very Fun!
o,last night,my cat jumped out the windows and got gone in the dark soon. It took me more than 5 hour to look for him, but nothing. When i decided to go sleep and to continue it tomorrow,I saw it stay beside the door and want to go inside.
A Very Good Day At Work
Here I am at work. standing and chatting with a co-worker, when I feel a light touch moving up my leg. I thought nothing of it, because the co-worker I was chatting with was dress very provocatively and she is very hot! Of course, whenever I see her I feel a slight stirring in my pants,thus the light movement in my pant leg was probably from that blood movement to my crotch. She always talked about the women she dated which always made her that much hotter to me. She had never mentioned any men in her social life, so I assumed she was only into women. Much to my chagrin. She is a perfect female~~ at least for me~~ She is a busty, voluptuous redhead with a great sense of humor and very intelligent and a smile that makes me shutter. We have had drinks as colleagues before and there was/is always some causal friendship flirtations but never led anywhere but me returning home taking a shower and relieving my tension by my lonesome, but with dreams of her in my shower with me. Anyway
Very Exclusive Nudist Colony
A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and the man immediately got an erection. The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, 'did you call for me?' The man replied, 'No, what do you mean?' She said, 'You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.' Smiling, she led him to the side of the swimming pool, laid down on a towel eagerly pulled him to her and happily let him have his way with her. Later, the man continued to explore the colony's facilities. He entered the sauna and as he sat down, he farted. Within seconds a huge, hairy man lumbered out of the steam room toward him. 'Did you call for me? ' asked the hairy man. 'No, what do you mean?' replied the newcomer. 'You must be new.' answered the hairy man, 'It's a rul
A Very Big Sweetheart!
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Very True Right Now For Me
Very Important And True
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A Very Smart Man 107 Years Ago !
When we get piled upon one another in large cities, as in Europe, we shall become as corrupt as Europe. Thomas Jefferson The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. Thomas Jefferson It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world. Thomas Jefferson I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. Thomas Jefferson My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government. Thomas Jefferson No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. Thomas Jefferson The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. Thomas Jefferson The tree o
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Very Upset
So I went to class today for those of you who read and voted/commented my mum. You know I didn't want to but I went. I found out that I am DNA speaking not a Native American. If you were to look at my dna you would see I am European from my mothers side. Its mitochondrial dna. You only get that kind of dna from your mother. And my mommy is white. So in 1000 years if scientists dig up my body I will be classified as European. I died a little.
Very Naughty Blog!
I WISH IT WAS MY HANDS THAT CARESS YOUR FACE THAT EXPLORES YOUR BODY TEASING THAT SPECIAL PLACE TOUCHING YOU WHERE IT COUNTS TREADING WHERE ANGELS FLEE MAKING YOU BITE YOUR LIP TRACING CIRCLES ALONG YOUR KNEE GENTLY SPLITTING YOUR THIGHS LIGHTING YOUR SKIN ON FIRE GOOSE BUMPS ON YOUR SKIN EVERY MUSCLE ACHING WITH DESIRE EVERY TOUCH FILLED WITH EMOTION EACH SIGH DRIPPING WITH LUST NAILS DIGGING INTO FLESH A PASSION DRIVEN TRUST STROKING YOUR PANTIES JUICES FLOWING FROM WITHIN YOUR BODY TENSE WITH DESIRE THE EXPLOSION SOON BEGINS MY FINGERS STROKING FASTER AS YOU BEG AND PLEAD FOR MORE HARDER AND HARDER AGAINST YOU YOU FINALLY CANT TAKE ANYMORE AS I RELEASE YOU YOU COLLAPSE WITH A MOAN I KISS YOU ON THE LIPS YOU BEG ME TO GO ON I WHISPER SWEETLY TO YOU "THERE IS MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM" I LEAVE YOU CRAVING MORE OUR NIGHT HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN
The Very Thought Of You
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A Very Twisted New Escape
Hi all,For those of who have seen my stage show, you know I travel with a ton of heavy iron mechanized props that look like they came out of Jigsaw's shop and that weigh many hundreds of pounds.Because of this, it is very difficult, if not impossible, to economically do a guest spot in a variety show, or many television appearances because to do so means I have to hitch up the trailer and lug the heavy gear to Toronto, or to Hamilton, or where ever.For the past many years I have racked my brain to try and come up with escapes that have the twisted Santini stamp of near death experience or extreme pain on them and that also are transportable in something as easy to carry as a gym bag.Well, today I finally came up with a VERY sick, twisted, and dangerous one that has all the inherant cruelty and torment my audiences have come to expect from me.I call it, "Speak no Evil."The basic concept is that I am shackled, handcuffed, straitjacketed, etc, and then a custom made leather gag is strappe
Very Awesome Satisfaction
So today I learned how to squirt.  I have never done that before and a simple conversation lead to teaching me how to squirt!  Thank you so much for helping me do this!
The Very Girly Vlog
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Very Frustrared
I am currently really overwhelmed and frustrated with school. I keep getting jerked around with what classes I should take, and what my major should be. Everything is so complicated, I have to have certain classes to get my AA, I have to have certain classes in order to transfer, and I have to have certain classes for the job I want. I was planning on working next semester at my college but I am not sure how I will manage that one, when they want me to take up to five classes in one semester...all to get done in 2 1/2 years.I also need to finish my CSI certificate program and get the ball rolling with the volunteer position at the coroners office. There doesn't seem to be enough time for me to be able to accomplish what I need to. I need a set plan and a set schedule... not this constant changing of things.. I swar counclers are useless!!! they tell me one thing, teachers tell me another thing, and the people that I want to work for tell me another... I am literally sitting here asking
Very Inportant To All My Friend's And Group!!!
I am writing this to let all the people in the group's and all my close friend's, That this weekend i will be moving to a new place. Sunday is the start of the moving day, so will not be on line as much as i am now. will allso be returning lap top as i have 4 deskto's that will be back on i hope that i will be back on line by monday or tuesday. calling power company to be truned on on friday. and still have to do the water will call cable as well.I pray this will not be a long time i will be away from all of u as i start to miss all of u when i am away please do keep the luv comeing as we all know we all luv the luv that u do give will do my best to get back with every 1. To new Beginnings.     Luv,Tania
Very Special Dream Just For Us Only
Very special message to that very special lady of my dreams by RedyFrLuv.......This morning it felt like a unique and magical day as I awoke. Feeling the very special warm breeze through my window. Hearing a special song sung by the birds outside my window. They were singing a very special song. A very special tune meant just for us. Felt a very special prayer in my thoughts and mind. Hoping that though very far away, you were holding me as close as I was you. Whispered your name into the breeze hoping it would carry it to you in your dreams. Blew very sweet and love filled kisses out into the air hoping they would find themselves to your very special lips. Extended my special heartbeat out into time hoping it would join with yours. All in hopes of bringing you beside me in front of that special alter of our dreams. The air will be filled with the sweet sounds of church bells. The beautiful bouquets of flowers all around us. Very special vows being said by us that only have meaning to
Very Disturbing Shit I Write About On Drugs And Then Find In Myspace Blog Later And Wonder What The Fuck Is Wrong With Me
pussy sampled thus far: rated for taste part one of...... Category: Pets and Animals ok lets talk about pussy, we are going to keep things simple and just let Clay answer these as the we will have to digress over many years and Hood Mood is sleeping right now, Good Mood doesnt eat pussy, Zac Pro only eats it if the girls stuffed pills up her sniz, Ginger S[eed] is still under development but we r going to let him eat some pussy real soon.....you see where we are going with this, only Clay can answer with any real factual data...we are all thrilled to have him back with us here at ONE (1) REALITY CENTRAL RESEARCH FACILITY, LLC., a non-profit organization. doing business as "Cause You Cant Make This Kind of Shit Up..Nigger!" very well then, shall we get started, i know your all just dripping with anticipation....this morning we are going to kick things off with some of the more common (yet dont be fooled squirt, some of the best) examples of recent talent...we will open with a pr
Very Hurt
There is a big hole in my heart.  For three years I have been so hurt and confused.  Nothing has been able to fill this hole.  I don't know what to do. 
Very Special Angel Love From This Angels Heart
To all the special fubar ladies in my life and not yet........a very special blog dedicated to you. I truly feel blessed throughout my time spent in fubar, the fu-llove you have extended me has been very special, cherished treasured and kept dear to my heart. I have always made a special effort to give everyone the most special side of my angel love. Truly enjoy making your lives so much brighter, sweeter and warmer each and everyday.  There is a lot more angel love and blessings to come from this special angel heart. Always open to new friends, if we have not met on here, please send me a friends request. Theres angel love available for you too. I do have a very special wish.......after a lot of reflection, truly from deep in my heart, I am in need of a very special lady on her with a fu-love that runs just as deep in the heart as this angel. I truly need to feel a very special love each and everyday...a love more romantic in nature. There is so much romantic love waiting inside this
Very Important..new Kind Of Breast Cancer
New Kind of Breast Cancer New kind of Breast Cancer - DO NOT DELETE Please forward to all of the women in your 
Very Informative Piece Of Rubbish ;)
So many people ask me what PMSL means  so instead of explaining it please read this and rate it 10 or 11   Pisses   My   Self   Laughing       There - now maybe you wont ask again :) xxxxxx ROFLMAO    
Very Unhappy
Hello there I'm in a lesbian relationship for 8 months now! I am very unhappy. More than I ever was. I have totally lost myself in this. Here's the stroy. I fell in love with this girl from England, she was married to another woman. She left the marriage for me and moved to Switzerland to stay with me. In the very beginning I started to have jealousy issues with her past (she has been with 6 guys and 2 girls) and I couldn't deal with her saying she's gay but she's had that past with guys. So, we had these problems for like 4-5 months of our relationship. We are both aquarius and of course, none of us would back down and we started to hurt each other with lies and exaggerations. One month ago she broke up with me for like 1-2 hours to go and sleep with a guy to get some release from all the drama we had. It smashed me to the ground. She blames me because I wouldn't stop talking about guys (because of my jealousy) and that I basically drove her into his arms. It was an encounter tho bu
Very Important Plz Read!!
i (bluedemon) has been faced with a problem since chief left the group he has stated that adding guys to the group was something he was not going to put up with .... now why he is trying to say what he thinks after quiting ..i'm not sure what he is trying to prove but he and i started 2nd Alarm Hotties so i was thinking i share the name also but instead of fighting with him i'm asking you all what should we do rename it and move on or fight for the name he is willing to spend money just to keep the name we all worked for just so he can retire it ...eitherway the group will move on i and annipoo and greeneyes are putting things together to make the group much better i have uppermanagement positons opening up a lounge almost done etc... so its on you guys plus with the guys being added we are opening our possibilities ... plz comment and let me know your thoughts all prospects feel free to comment its time to move pass this issue   p.s. If you feel you need chief just to be in this gro
Very Sweet Words
Dearest JohnI just wanted to let you know just how much I treasure you as a friend.I came to this site with not a lot of expectations of ever meeting such a wonderful friend as you but, I came in the mumms, and we chatted briefly. Ever since then you have made me smile, laugh, giggle, and have always been a good friend to me. You've listened to me bitch and moan about the crappy things life has thrown my way, and never once judged me for them. You know I have a dysfunctional family, hate people, would love to have a "kill stupid people day", hate people that use shitty grammar and spelling, want to molest your starfish with with a sandpaper dildo laced with mace and you still keep being friends with me.I love how, even when I'm tired, or have gone missing for a while, I can come back here and we pick up right where we left off. I truly treasure our friendship. And, one day, I would really love to meet you and have coffee with you, and of course, some mad ass BBQ and beer!Anyways, I'm d
Very Hart Warming
      First Place Todd Heisler The Rocky Mountain News When 2nd Lt. James Cathey's body arrived at the Reno Airport , Marines climbed into the cargo hold of the plane and draped the flag over his casket as passengers watched the family gather on the tarmac. During the arrival of another Marine's casket last year at Denver International Airport , Major Steve Beck described the scene as so powerful: 'See the people in the windows? They sat right there in the plane, watching those Marines. You gotta wonder what's going through their minds, knowing that they're on the plane that brought him home,' he said 'They will remember being on that plane for the rest of their lives. They're going to remember bringing that Marine home. And they should.'               2nd Place                     Second Place Todd Heisler The Rocky Mountain News The night before the burial of her husband's body, Katherine Cathey refused to leave the casket, asking to sleep next to his body f
Very Important:please Read
Police Warning to Online Members State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. If a person with the screen-name of DreamWeaverGrey contacts you, do not reply. DO not talk to this person; do not answer any of whispers or requests for private chat in Pogo. Whoever this person may be, he/she is a suspect for murder in the death of 56 women (so far) contacted through the Internet. Please send this to all the women on your buddy list and ask them to pass this on, as well. This screen-name has also been seen on Yahoo, AOL, AIM, and Excite so far. This is not a joke! Please send this to men too...just in case! Send to everyone you know! Ladies, this is serious. Jennifer S. Faulkner Education/Information Specialist Roanoke Fire-EMS 541 Luck Avenue, Suite 120 Roanoke, VA 24016 540) 853-2257 (phone) 540) 853-117
Very Busy 9 Months
Very busy 9 months...... Current mood: content The past 9 months have been so busy... This past winter I moved into a house on the river. The owner of the house let me live there RENT FREE as long as I fixed the place up and do repairs. I had 6 months to fix it. With-in the 1st month, I found myself a full time job. I put all my free time and money into it. Her PROMISE was that if I got the house fixed (she had a list) with-in the 6 months, she would draw up paper work for me to "Rent-to-Own" @ $400/m for 6 yrs. (sounded like a good deal at the time) Well, them 6 months went by. Not only did I do all that was on HER list, I had a list of my own.The house was beautiful, inside and out. (Ieven landscaped it!) Next thing I know, I get a certified letter in the mail from her stating that I've got 30 days to move out!!!! WTF!!!! That BITCH!!!! ~LISA BETH MATHIS~ Now, none of the stuff above was ever put in writing ( I'm such a dumb-ass for that and I should have known better)
A Very Good Friend
A really good friend! After being asked to come by your place to help you move some furniture, I must admit I was a little hesitant. So I arrived and knocked on the door and I see your hard toned body standing there in super tight shorts and tight tee! I quickly want to get to work trying hard not to let you see I notice your tempting body! I feel the cool air in your place as I start moving your old bedroom set out and your new in. The more I move the warmer it gets. As we move the last few pieces into your bedroom I notice your tee starting to cling to your sweaty body as is mine. Finally at last we bring the new king size pillow top to the top of the stairs and put it in your room! As it falls over you breathlessly fall on to it! Laughingly you make a queer statement about having to break it in now. I laugh nervously at the foot of your bed admiring your curves, as you lay there with idle chat! Just looking at you makes me hard and want to have my way with you but I know I should
Very Hot Blonde Showing Her Perfectly Chisled Body
Very Hot Hardcore Group Sex
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Very Old Woman Posing On The Chair
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Very Interesting Stuff
In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed To beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb.Hence we have 'the ruleOf thumb'--------------------- --------- --------- ----Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'GentlemenOnly...Ladies Forbidden'.. .and thus, the word GOLF entered Into the English language.--------------- --------- --------- ----Every day more money Is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury.-------------- ------------ --------- --------Men can read smaller Print than women can; women can hear better.--------------------- --------- --------- ----Coca-Cola was Originally green.--------------------- --------- --------- ----It is impossible to lick Your elbow.--------------------- --------- --------- ----The State with the Highest percentage of people who walk to work:  Alaska--------------------- --------- --------- ----The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now getThis...)--------------------- -----
Very Important!!
Since I am a total idiot I have lost all the numbers that were on my old cell.I got my replacement cell today.Please text me with your name,so I can save your number again.   My back is about the same,I go to court about it to get new docs next months.Not going to hold my breath on that one. I am still rarely poking my head in this site right now.The fun isn't here for me anymore.   Miss tons of you.Please text me the numbers or send them to me via private message on facebook or I will check my messages on here for them. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- update 11/20/09 they posponed my courtdate AGAIN,at least they're sending me to another surgeon for an evaluation.Still just a waiting game.   hugsnstuffs Kit
Very Nsfw...not For The Weak Of Heart...lolz
I got turned on writing it, BEWARE!!! ***Choke chains and silk laid across the bed. A faint remember of the night before. I reminisce about the things you did to me; too sexually explicit to speak of, I get moist just thinking about it.*** I came in the door to be met with a scarf meant to cover my eyes. “Shh, don’t speak; just walk”, I hear whispered in my ear. Obeying hesitantly, I walk through what seems to be my bedroom door. Still being led by my captor, my heart starts to race as I am sat down. Captor seems to be a man; rough hands and a deep voice. Sounds almost like…”Oh”…my pussy tightens with excitement. I have figured it out; I know who my captor is. It is my love; “God, this is erotic”, I mumble. “Shh”, he whispers. My hands are now behind my back; slowly and intricately being tied with what feels like silk. I feel and strange, but small pop about my breasts. Slowly, he unbuttons my blouse; warm kisses I
Very Important Blog... Everyone Please Read
This is the complete and utter truth of the past 2 years and all the screw ups that i've done and can remember.The recent break up between me and Denise is in no way her fault. I am the one who screwed up over the past two years.I have on many occations left comments of a wrong or perverted nature on several different females pictures. Although many of them I did not intend to be taken the ways that they were. All of them have hurt Denise.By leaving the comments i have on girls pictures i have shown that i have faults.I am completely and utterly sorry for all the pain that i have caused her in the past two years plus. I have been an asshole and inconsiderate person in my thinking. I did not truly think about what i was doing, i just did it and didn't think about the consequences until they were upon me.The pain i feel from causing Denise her pain is settling in. There is no way i can make the pain go away. The only way i hope to ebb the pain at all is to attempt to make amends to her f
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Very True
You Are Romantic Sexy You are sexy because you are very attached to your partner. You are incredibly loyal. Once you fall in love, you aren't attracted to anyone else. You only have eyes for your sweetheart. You have so much sensuality and fire for your partner. You can be a bit overwhelming at times. You find being deeply in love to be the sexiest thing in the world. Your passion is undying. As long as your partner shares your passion, you find it easy to sustain a monogamous relationship. And within the confines of a stable relationship, you're willing to do a lot to keep that passion alive. What's Sexy About Your Name? Blogthings: We'll Tell You The Truth... Someone Has To!  
Very, Very Scared, Upset And ........
this happened after I went to work this morning. we had a home invasion of sorts... Couple guys tried to get in from back and front of our house. Luckily my Dog (Cindy Lou) was here because she stopped the guy in back. Mom went out for morning cigarette and coffee. didnt see him in the back yard. Cindy Lou chased him and got a piece of him.... Dad went out front and the other guy fought with him. Mom came back in with the dog. Dad was screaming and fighting. the dog went after that guy and mom dialed 911.... My dog is ok after being kicked ... My dad is not all that ok. hes in the hospital after fighting this guy. hit over the head with something and cuts / bruises.... Im so upset right now because the police never notified me until hours later before I left work.. I got home and began writing this.... Now im more pissed off at the police and these 2 idiots who tried or did hurt my family. before coming home I went to the Hospital for Mom and see how dad was doing... I
Very Deep Vid
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A Very Good Friend
i am very worried about my very best friend ...i havent heard from him in such a long time...i think he might have gone to hati to help out...he usually informs me though....guess this is where patience is really a virtue sighssssssss ...miss u jeff
Very Important Rant
Ok not really but I feel like bitching. Trying to get 4 people to stick to a plan is harder than trying to negotiate multimillion dollar contracts. People (my friends) should let me be in charge of outings. They should just trust that the one thing I know how to do well is have a good time. I really do. I'm a walking, talking, pill popping good time and people should learn to recognize! *chicken neck/finger snap combo* I didn't really need drugs or booze 3 hours ago but now I am willing to walk 10 miles for them. 11.5 miles actually. My horoscope says to reach out to my elders this week. I think my horoscope is being written by a sadistic asshole.  Ham and cheese hotpockets are for people with stomachs stronger than mine. I need a shower and a facial. *waits for dirty comments*
A Very Old-fashioned Love Poem
A Lover’s Plea Shall I come, sweet Love, to thee,When the evening beams are set?Shall I not excluded be?Will you find no feigned let?Let me not, for pity, moreTell the long hours at your door. Who can tell what thief or foeIn the covert of the nightFor his prey will work my woe,Or through wicked foul depite?So may I die unredressed,Ere my long love be possessed. But to let such dangers pass,Which a lover’s thoughts disdain,‘Tis enough in such a placeTo attend love’s joys in vain.Do not mock me in thy bed,While these cold nights freeze me dead. Thomas Campion 1567-1620
Very Good Advice
The following are ways to live by: 1. Compliment three people every day. 2. Watch a sunrise at least once a year. 3. Be the first to say, "Hello". 4. Live beneath your means. 5. Treat everyone like you want to be treated. 6. Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen. 7. Forget the Joneses. 8. Never deprive someone of hope. It may be all he has. 9. Pray not for things, but for wisdom and courage. 10. Be tough-minded but tenderhearted. 11. Be kinder than necessary. 12. Don't forget, a person's greatest emotional need is to feel appreciated. 13. Keep your promises. 14. Learn to show cheerfulness, even when you don't feel like it. 15. Remember that overnight success usally takes about 15 years. 16. Leave everything better than you found it. 17. Remember that winners do what losers don't want to do. 18. When you arrive at your job in the morning, let the first thing you say brighten everyone's day. 19. Don't rain on other people's parades. 20. Never waste an opportunit
Very Very Sad
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Very Sad
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Very Realistic If U Dont Like Dont Read (i Wrote This)
  Fall From Grace Sister Caroline was troubled. It was late Friday night, and she lay in bed, unable to shake the multitude of thoughts running through her head. She had been a nun, and a teacher, for fourteen years now, and until recently it was all she ever wanted to be. She loved the church. She loved the children she taught at St. Mathews. Lately though, she began to think she had missed something. Six months earlier, as she sat in her favorite coffee shop as she did every Saturday morning, she met a man whom she recognized from the parish. He had approached her, and asked if she could spare him a few moments of her morning. His marriage was failing, and he needed someone to talk to. He had already spoken to his priest, a counselor, and sought the advice of close friends. She could tell he extremely depressed, and she listened to him it was apparent that he truly loved his wife. He told her of the advice that others had given him, that nothing he tried seem to work. They talked f
Very Sad
Woah! My first blog lol. I just think its very sad that I have a few friends on here and really only had like 3-4 good conversations on here that didnt not include the words. Add, Crush, Bling, NSFW folder. Seriously WTF???? Is this all that is going on in people's lives? If you need to be blinged or fanned or crush that much that it becomes a big part of your life, There is some very SERIOUS issues you have to deal with. If this offends people and you think I am being an azz please feel free to take me off your friends list and let me know so I can take you off mine. I will not bling anyone! I dont see a reason to spend real money on a website to put pretty pictures on your profile lol doesnt make sense! Fans are freinds that I talk to regulary and thats final so no asking why arent you on my fan list! Anyway thats my rant for the day!
A Very Dark Story
Life with a sweet smile....far off and a sunny kingdom of Searsen, There live nice and happy town's people that live there life in happiness into one day when an out sider came to town. no one known what was going to happen to their happy little lifes. Darkness came and a all black figure walked down the street and stoped at the end watching the ladies of the night work. "oh oh fuck me fuck me" she said. "yeah! oh oh yeah! you like that?" the John said. The figure walked over to them very slowly. "hey buddy if you want some, you have to wait your turn after i'm done!" the john said stall hitting it. "no I don't want her" the Figure said in a whisper. "then what do you want then?" the john said. A evil laugh came over the Figure and said "the both of you!" as he grab the lady by the neck and impale her with his sword. "what the fuck man she was only 14 years old! and i was getting off on that!" the john said. "well you can stall get off" the Figure said picking up the girl by the neck l
Very Profound Words, I Once Read!
A few years ago an article for Essence magazine about forgiving my father for all he had done. For so many years I was angry with him. I do believe that when I was growing up this man hated me to my core. I don't remember any happy memories with him. And I'm sure there had to be some, but it'sfunny what a child will hang on to. Like the times when I would be in my room sitting, reading or playing and the hairs on the back of my neck would stand up. I would turn and look at the window in the door and there he would stand staring at me as if he could kill me. I used to pretend that I was somewhere else (I think that's where my imagination and story telling was born). He would call me profane names all of the time. He would beat me with anything that he could get his hands on. He would play terrible mind games with me all the while beating and abusing my mother--especially when she tried to protect me.Needless to say I had a lot to forgive. And I needed to because the first 28 years of my
Very Scary
Look in the mirror and see the truth. The government is getting closer to forcing every company in America to accept unions and every worker to be in a union. (Keeps us more easily controlled). Any company that doesn't accept unions will be run out of business and every employee that doesn't join a union will lose their job. If you are a union member you hope for better wages and benefits so you support whatever your union bosses promise. It is trickle down economics. The government gets more from the unions and then the union bosses raise your union dues so they are enriched also. Now comes the truth to the lie. The lost revenue from taxes from non union companies and laid off non union employees will have to be made up somewhere so more union dues and cut benefits are headed your way to the point where you are making less then you are making now but the government and unions will claim you are the lucky ones because you still have a job while the rest of us are unemployed. When it g
Very Detailed Sex Fantasy.
We’re in your room, standing up and making out. Im shirtless and wearing my red tripps while you are wearing a promiscuous tank top and sexy tight jeans. I have one hand cupped around your ass while the other is rubbing your breast. Your hands are rubbing up and down my chest. as my member begins to get more erect. I slide my hand up your shirt and start caressing your bare breast as I still hold your ass and begin licking and nibbling on your neck. I let go of your ass and pull off your shirt exposing both your tits. I then grab your ass, pick you up, carry you over to your bed and lay you down. I then licking from your neck to the other side and from there down your chest till I reach your cleavage. Once I arrive there I begin to do a figure 8 pattern between both breasts making sure to go around the nipples and not touch them. At the same time I undo my pants but don’t unzip them and repeat the same thing on your pants After I unzip both our pants I rub my fingers gent
A Very Short Rant
I have a hard time trusting, or even respecting someone, who never reads.  Someone who absolutely refuses to ever pick up a book and read it … I am uncomfortable around people like that.  Because it’s the epitome of laziness and ignorance, in my opinion.  And I don’t wanna hear “But I never have TIME to read!”   Bullshit.  You MAKE time.  You’re only on this planet for a short time, anyway … make use of it. This very short rant was brought to you by me.
Very Punny
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A Very Special Delivery
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In the morning when I wake up And I open up my eyes, I feel an aching in my heart That’s when I realize. How much I really miss you And long to have you near. My heart is filled with sadness, And my eyes are filled with tears. At different times throughout the day, I find I’m missing you. And I wonder if, perhaps a bit, Maybe you miss me too. I miss you in the shower, When I’m in there all alone.  And when I want to hear your voice, And call you on the phone. When I check my e-mail And find there’s nothing there. I can’t help it that I worry, And I put you in my prayers.  I think by now it’s safe to say, That I miss you very much, And my heart will never be the same Since it suffered Cupid's touch.
Very Unhappy With Life Right Now
For those that are wondering what's up with me, here goes.  The men issues are killing me.  I'm tired of being lied to and being used.  My heart can't take anymore of falling for a guy that doesn't care how I feel.  One that blows off my feelings or doesn't feel the same about me.  I won't let any man get that close to me again.  I have to work hard at keeping my heart locked up tight. Work has been one big cluster fuck.  Since I had to start all over again when we merged with a bigger company, I don't get my time off until next August.  So now I don't get to see my kids at all during the holidays this year.  I'm so depressed about that.  I wasn't seeing them enough as it was.  So there you have it, some of the issues I've been having.  Just found out that my coworker resigned, so now we are shorthanded two people.  Ya, work just got worse.   
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Before you wanna be an asshole with your girl, Think about this... While your ignoring her , another guy is giving her attention . While your giving her problems , another guy is listening ..While your to busy for her, another guy is making time for her. While your making her cry, another guy is trying to make her smile again, When your not sure if you want her, Another guy already has that figured out.. SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT MEN...
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Existem várias tradições em torno dos vestidos de noiva, assim como novas tendências que surgem a cada temporada. Geralmente são entre as atrizes, cantoras e celebridades que se encontram a maioria das inspirações neste quesito, ou mesmo, nos belos desfiles emplacados por estilistas de alta-costura que se dedicam ao mercado e mundo das noivas. Em meio a tradições e novidades o corpete bordado é um detalhe que parece nunca sair de moda e sempre conquista os mais diferentes estilos de noivas. Diversos estilistas como Vera Wang, Monique Lhuillier ou Elie Saab, já emplacaram modelitos nesse estilo, e também não faltam celebridades que decidiram pelos bordados, sejam com rendas, pérolas ou pedras. As noivas que preferem por esse modelo de vestido são aquelas que buscam o estilo clássico mas com pequenos diferenciais que o tornem mais charmoso e marcantes. O corte tomara-que-caia é onde mais se podem encontrar os bordados, mas para quem quer algo diferente disso, não se preocu
Vestido Curto Para Casar?
Dica para as noivas alternativas que querem passar longe do tradicional - usem vestidos de noiva curtos. Eles são lindos, luxuosos e graciosos, inclusive nos detalhes. O look "short dress" combina com casamentos fora da igreja e elementos mais descontraídos, tanto nos looks quanto nos acessórios. Eles têm tantos laços, rendas e enfeites quanto os vestidos tradicionais. Quem sabe ainda não vemos vestidos de noiva para vender nas fast fashions daqui do Brasil?     Se você quiser ser criativa pode usar um vestido branco de tecido leve com uma faixa colorida e sapatos coloridos, que tal? Antes de escolher temos algumas opções para você começar a pensar no seu.
Vestido De Noiva Tradicional
O casamento é uma data especial que envolve muitas decisões importantes. E uma delas é o vestido de noiva. Opções não faltam! Vestidos de noivas coloridos, vestidos de noiva mais românticos, para todos os gostos e estilos. As tendências dos vestidos de noiva 2013 estão muito diferenciadas, desde os vestidos mais ousados até o clássico vestido de noiva tradicional. Se o tipo de vestido que reflete seu estilo e personalidade é este, te mostramos opções para ter um lindo vestido de noiva tradicional! O principal de um vestido tradicional é, claro, sua cor. Apesar de muitas noivas estarem inovando nos estilos e abusando de cores diferentes, o branco ainda é o mais usado e o mais tradicional que um vestido pode ter. Noivas um pouquinho mais ousadas, mas que não querem sair do tradicional apostam no off white. Este tipo de vestido tende a harmonizar os mais belos tecidos, da seda, tule, cetim ao organza. Rendas e bordados estão quase sempre presentes no vestido de noiva tradicio
Vestidos De Casamento Baratos Pode Fazer Você Olhar Elegante Para Seu Grande Dia
Talvez você pense que o casamento é o dia mais importante que você tem que escolher o melhor tudo consistem no vestido de noiva. Mas você acha que a compra de vestidos de noiva barato não é bom o suficiente para você e para mostrar a si mesmo, como a questão de fato, não significa que a qualidade vai ser incrivelmente ruim, pelo contrário, se você é um cliente esperto, você vai perceber que a diferença entre um vestido de $ 10.000 e de $ 1.000 é muitas vezes a marca-vestidos online baratos, o preço aumenta por causa da máquina, mesmo que sejam visualmente idênticos. Vestidos de casamento baratos pode fazer você olhar elegante para seu grande dia. Algo que você deve ter sempre em mente é que você deve escolher o seu vestido de casamento de acordo com seus gostos e não apenas o preço. Afinal este é o seu dia de casamento, que é um dos dias mais importante em sua vida. Os vestidos de noiva que você usa no seu grande dia irá refletir o seu gosto e estilo. Uma vestidos de casa
Vestidos De Casamento A Preços Acessíveis Tem Que Ser Elegante Na Tendência E Elegante
Não há dúvida de que o dia do casamento é o dia mais importante para qualquer um que seja casal. Além de olhar para o seu melhor e todo o alarido e babados que vai para ele, a verdade é que a maioria dos casais são, provavelmente, estressado pelo tempo que o dia chega! casamentos nem sempre precisa significar gastos com designer de vestir vestidos de casamento a preços acessíveis. a noiva de hoje definitivamente sabe o que quer e vai retirar todas as paradas para pegar-! O que pode ser extravagante para alguns pode parecer chocante para outro. Assim como você encontrar o vestido de noiva perfeito ainda modesto? vestidos de noivas acessível tem que ser elegante na tendência e elegante. Encontrar vestidos de casamento Vestidos acessível ou outra parte do casamento para vestir para um casamento que custou cerca de EUA $ 100 ou abaixo é um pouco difícil. Basicamente, o preço em vestidos dependem vários aspectos, como material de designer, usada, os padrões extravagantes, embel
Vestidos De Boda Tradición Around The World
¿Te has preguntado dónde se celebrará la ceremonia de la boda? Miles de bodas tienen lugar todos los días del año en todo el mundo. Muchas tradiciones de boda se han formado a lo largo de los años que son personales y únicas para ciertas culturas y religiones. Sin embargo, hay un cierto elemento que se presenta en la gran mayoría de los matrimonios y es un elemento clave es el vestido de novia de la novia.-ropa interior El blanco es el color tradicional de los vestidos de novia que se usaron en su día de boda desde hace algún tiempo en Gran Bretaña, pero vestidos de novia no son siempre blanco. Una novia simplemente usaría su "mejor vestido" Cuando la reina Victoria en 1840, ese día puede considerarse más un día de boda muy influyente de todos los demás, después de la foto de la boda fue puesto en libertad, muchas novias quería seguir sus pasos. Se decidieron por un cordón en su vestido de novia, y el blanco es la mejor opción en vestidos de novia Reino Unido. El vestido
Vestidos De Boda En La Playa Para El Matrimonio De Verano
El verano es una temporada de calor para la boda de playa. Muchas parejas eligieron tener su gran día en la arena por el mar azul. Teniendo en cuenta el lugar de celebración especial, la elección de un vestido de boda de playa de verano son un poco diferentes a elegir un vestido para una boda de interior tradicional. Las novias tienen más factores a tener en cuenta.-vestidos de fiesta baratos El clima caliente y húmedo viento son las características de la playa. Al seleccionar su vestido para su boda en la playa de verano, busca tejidos ligeros que te mantiene fresco y cómodo. La siguiente lista incluye algunos tejidos que se pueden tener en cuenta para una boda en la playa: Chiffon: una tela transparente y ondulante Crepe: una tela suave luz delgada con una superficie arrugada Organza: una tela de seda transparente que se asemeja a organdí, generalmente utilizado como una sobrefalda Georgette: un material fino vestido de seda Charmeuse: un satén suave, ligero creado a p
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The Vet
The Vet Vietnam Veteran stands on the corner, a sign in his hand, "will work for food." Empty bottles litter the ground around him, holding him down while he broods. His chest is adorned with medals of valor, he wears battle scarred jacket with pride. Yet there he stands lost in the squalor, amongst the filth and garbage he hides. He feeds at the soup kitchens on the street, moving from one shelter to another. Salvation of soul the price he must meet, to share this repast with miseries brother. What happened that brought him to this state, just a shadow of the man he used to be. Was it "the war" or was it a matter of fate, please tell me, it could have been me. Kevin F. Dustin
Vet
hope everybody is well.  Last week I took Tigger to the vet.  He had a HUGE mat of hair that he's had for over a year. It just kept getting bigger and bigger and he was real sensitive  I tried cutting it off and whaving it off with my husband's trimmer, but that didn't work.  So i called the vet and got him in.  They gave him a physical and my poor baby has an ear infection in not just one but both of his ears.  So they shaved his bad part off which was real easy.  He let them shave his bad spots with no fuss.  Getting both of his ears cleaned though was a different story. lol.  Little fucker cozted me $180 and i have to give him ear drops once a day.  Hubby  wnet to take the car to a friend's to see how much it will cost to fix.  My car needs a new water pump in it.  It's getting worse and worse, and my handbell choir starts first tuesday of Sept.r so I need to get it fixed cause my church isn't exactly down the s treet from me lol.  
Vet Advocates Fight For New G.i. Bill
just a clip from the military headlines.... if you agree, wright a short letter to your representatives (congress-senators) they mostly will do what the people want, but they cant know what we want if we don't tell them. ------------------------------------------------- GI Bill. It's a program that meant a college degree for millions who wouldn't previously have been able to afford one, and its advocates say the benefit helped make the "greatest generation" what it is today. But the World War II veterans who took advantage of the G.I. Bill of Rights to gain a college education got a lot more out of the deal than today's vets, say advocates and some key lawmakers on Capitol Hill. A series of revisions to the G.I. Bill since World War II turned what had been a "thank you" from the U.S. government for military service into a recruitment tool, but one not nearly as generous as the original. What once paid for an entire four-year degree and kept food on the table for a penny-p
Vet Arrested For Playing Amazing Grace
PS: I am so proud to see your "boss" have thee Constitution and thee Bill of Rights hanging on his wall instead of a half of a dozen diplomas!   (Sabrina) attyassist@bellsouth.net   Hello, I forgot to mention something that I think is VERY IMPORTANT. After I was arrested in Gatlinberg they of course took my tri focal safety glass's. I CANNOT read small print without them. When we got to jail, they handed me a few papers to sign, I asked if I could have my glass's so I could read what I was signing. The answer was a big no! I told them I did not want to sign something that I could not read, they intimidated me into signing those papers. I was told sign or else????? They actually had to point with their fingers where they wanted me to sign and of course under the stress and pressure, I signed. I have NO CLUE what I signed.   Then, when my ex wife arrived to get me out I was again asked to sign papers. Again, I asked for my glass's. I was told by one smart a$$ that if I didn't sign

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