105 Facts About You
1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT Ring?
I know that there are those of you who will never in a million years believe this but yes I have been given 2 engagement rings in my life and talked seriously about marriage with another person . . . Sans ring
2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
Well you could be a little more specific really. I am in relationships with people that I have chosen to stay in for 25 years. If you want to go intimate wise then that length of time drops drastically . . . I think it narrows it down to 2 years and that was all about his hair, it wasn't even him just the beautiful hair
3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
Uh I got roses for Valentines Day
4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?
Hell I have dropped mine, the boy's, Judy's, half the guy's at works . . . I think it may be safe to say I have dropped one or two in my life
5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
Oh yeah, let me consult my daily work out log . . .
6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
Prostitutes
7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
Do Vicodin and hookers count?
8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Are they noticing me
9. ONE FAVORITE SONG?
Sweet Child O' Mine
10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
Well since they kicked me out of the camping section of Wal-Mart I have been residing in this damn apartment
11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED:
How exactly do you define attended? I graduated from Marion Harding but as for attended I wouldn't go as far as to say I did that
12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER:
Ok I guess you are talking about Nextel here
13. FAVORITE MALL STORE:
Well, hmm our mall is so damn big that I just don't kow how to choose from the wide variety of 12 stores . . . So I guess I'll just stick with Bath and Body Works
14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD:
Destroying the mind of an innocent child . . . Been doing it damn near 12 years now and the pay completely sucks, as a matter of fact I seem to lose more money than I make at the damn job
15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
I honestly don't think I do
16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?:
What am I 10?
17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED:
My friends tend not to invite me to their weddings, not sure exactly why this is, but it's just the way it seems to go
18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY:
A friend is not the first person I would call, I'd be more worried about clarifying that I had actually won the damn lottery, I know how my luck works, besides I'd probably just lose the ticket anyway . . . I've seen My Name Is Earl
19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND:
That really depends upon how you define best friend . . . I haven't seen Shannon in months but I see Judy just about every day
20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:
The hooker down the way may count in this
21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD:
Seriously don't even get me started on this one . . .
~ What the hell happened to # 22
23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?
Actually about the only friend I eat with is Judy and we tend to cook at home or order from the pizza shop
24. CAN YOU COOK?
I can cook, but actual cooking is a wholly different story
25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?:
Not the one that I want to
26. BEST KISSER:
Me, duh . . . Wanna find out?
27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?:
Don't pretend you care about my feelings now . . .
28. MOST DISLIKED FOODS?:
Anything that once had gills or swam, or just didn't need to be above water in order to survive
29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
Why don't you tell me great things about me instead
30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
Maybe I don't dislike anything about myself, maybe I am happy with me, all of me . . . Or maybe the hips could be changed, or maybe the dammit you got me
32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?:
Well it wasn't one straight shift but I worked 69 hours in three days one weekend
33. FAVORITE MOVIE?
I love Dogma, hell I can't even explain why either, just love the movie
34. CAN YOU SING?
Not well, but does that stop me, hell no!!!!
35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED?
At this point I couldn't even tell ya
36. LAST KISS?
How sad is it that I can't even give an answer to this one?
37. LAST MOVIE RENTED:
Hard Candy
38.ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT:
Clothing, that would scare the hell out of people.
39. FAVORITE vacation spot
As if I ever took a vacation in my life that didn't involve sleeping on someone in the family's couch or spare bed
~ Now where in the hell are #'s 40-42?
43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?:
I want both dammit . . . both
44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN?:
I can't pick just one comedian, I love stand up comedy . . . There's George Carlin, Dane Cook, Eddie Izzard, Chris Rock, I could go on and on
45. DO YOU SMOKE?
I sure don't
46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES?
Who am I sleeping with? Are they worth removing my clothes for?
47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?:
Well he's little, pink, and makes noise to make me happy
48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?:
Maybe for someone, but in general no I don't think they do . . .too hard to trust (yourself?) when you're so far away.
49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?
For traffic offenses or to get the phone number of the trooper?
50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?
I guess I have to go with French toast on this one . . . With lots and lots of syrup
51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?:
No I do not, and you can't make me either . . .
52 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Far far away, perhaps still under the chicken from whence it came . . . Not a big fan . . . Lol
53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?:
Let me break this down for a second for you, why am I going to believe that the one horoscope that they publish for a day (or what have you) applies to everyone who was born around the same time? Does that also mean their lives will turn out the same? If so then I want to move my birthday closer to Bill Gates' and away from whoever is holding me back with this damn birthday
54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?:
Hmm actual phone call - The Dark Carnival Bartender
55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?:
I'm going with bill collector
56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED?:
Mmm hmm - from Tim
~ They got #57 too, there is an evil plan afoot here
58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS?:
There are four on my bed, but I can get more if you want . . .hehehe
59. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?:
Oooooo, why do you ask? Yeah sorry nothing sexy, light blue lounge pants, white tank top, and blue bra
60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC:
"It must be exhausting to lose your own game"
61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J?:
I don't like jelly on peanut butter, it just doesn't seem quite right to me for some reason most of the time
62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?:
I handle long sticks well
63. CAN YOU SWIM?
Why are you going to try to drown me?
64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?:
Show up with some Ben & Jerry's Strawberry Cheesecake Ice Cream and I am like putty in your hands
65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS?
Does anyone really like them?
66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF:
I obsessively count things
~ And now # 67 as well . . .
68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?:
I'll be discreet here and just say yes
69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON
Kind of a fan of spring I think
70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID?
Do people count? I laughed at the boy a little while ago
71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING ?
Umm yeah morning
72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?:
I'm sure if I weren't so bitter about it all I could find something or other but right now I have to say it all freaking sucks
73. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET?:
I think it was back in April that I got the seat belt ticket
~ They just keep taking more and more
75. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?:
Zeppelin was the first pet that was exclusively mine
76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?:
As long as they all look like Johnny Depp bring them on
77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND??
Why are you asking such a personal question?
78. BIRTHDATE
Do I tell you even though you have no good reason for wanting to know? August 17
79. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE:
Insanely happy and I am already half way there . . . lol.
~ What the hell is going on here?
85. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?:
No, but I could be on yours if ya want me to be
~ It's a conspiracy I tell ya
87. ARE YOU SMILING?:
I am smirking in a mocking sort of way
~ Where are they all going?
89. DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW
Is there someone that I should be missing? What have you done with them? Are you keeping them with the stolen numbers?
90. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO?
A galaxy far far away
~ I'm going to report you soon
92. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?:
Ha, ha, I can't even answer that
93. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?:
No, but you could bring me a grape one, they are wonderful
94. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME?
For what? For who? Give me specifics man
95. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?:
As if I own a bathing suit
96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?:
These questions could all lead to some big plot to take me away ya know
97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?:
Oh yeah and it was great, there were palm trees and cabana boys bringing me margaritas and the ocean was beautiful and the air was clean and then I woke up . . . Screw you for taunting me
98. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?:
Not exactly no
99. DO YOU HAVE A SISTER
I guess you could call her that
100. ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?:
How did you know I have stairs?
101. ARE YOU IN LOVE?:
It's so cruel to even ask that isn't it
102. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL?
Once or twice
103. DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW?
Dave Narvarro would be nice
104. WHAT JEWELRY ARE YOU WEARING?
Not a jewelry gal.
105. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY?
Cry because it is over and then launch a rescue campaign to retrieve all of the numbers who are MIA
