1. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
2. No, a hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
3. Do I look like a fucking people person?
4. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
5. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
6. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
7. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
8. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
9. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
10. Nice Perfume. Must you marinate in it?
11. It must be awful hard to hear with your head up your arse.
12. I'd agree with you if you were right, but you're not.
13. I don't work here, I'm a consultant.
14. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
15. I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
16. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
17. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
18. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
19. I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
20. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. No, my powers can only be used for good.
23. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
24. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
25. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject...
