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Ordination
Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally naked, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Juan. Poor Juan; as she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that if flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage. Embarrassed, Juan quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest and bent over to pick it up. Then all the other bells started to ring....

Ordinary People
"Ordinary People" [Verse 1] Girl im in love with you This ain't the honeymoon Past the infatuation phase Right in the thick of love At times we get sick of love It seems like we argue everyday [Bridge] I know i misbehaved And you made your mistakes And we both still got room left to grow And though love sometimes hurts I still put you first And we'll make this thing work But I think we should take it slow [Chorus] We're just ordinary people We don't know which way to go Cuz we're ordinary people Maybe we should take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh) This time we'll take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh) This time we'll take it slow [Verse 2] This ain't a movie no No fairy tale conclusion ya'll It gets more confusing everyday Sometimes it's heaven sent Then we head back to hell again We kiss then we make up on the way [Bridge] I hang up you call We rise and we fall And we feel like just walking away As our love advances We take second

An Ordinary Day
Well not much going on with me today. The weekend is over and it is back to the old hum drum. I don't get to come here often as I have another site that I use more often. I came here because I had an invitation from one of my best friends. If you are reading this then know that I am not ignoring anyone here my pc is very slow and takes so long for the profiles to load. I think this is a great place to visit. I see that I am an old fogie compared to most of the women here. I am not looking to hook up or put sexy pics on here. I think that is the goal of most people here so I do feel out of place here. I will try to visit or leave comments as much as possible. I am writing a book too at the moment and it takes really most of my time. Have a great day to all my friends here and the ones who are not yet or may never be my friends. thanks for your visits

An Ordinary Poem For An Extraordinary Girl
It started with this, a lonesome summer bliss. I tried to keep it inside, but all my feelings I just can't hide. I'm just a plain simple guy, who's been keeping it inside. To cry for the special girl I love, to lie, to bleed, to die, I don't know why. Maybe she's really that special, that love will be sacrificial. There's no other way to say it, and I just can't deny it. Maybe I'm just afraid, of her reaction. I have lots of perennial moments with her, my feelings with inevitable adoration. Maybe with this beating heart, it just needs to bleed. Before I tell her, that she's the only one I need. I'm too plain and ordinary, to be with a girl like her. Those times with her, I'll cherish them forever. My poem ends here, with the feelings I have hidden, these words about her, in my heart I have written.

An Ordinary Night....
So little did I know that tonight would be a fawkin' awesome night!!!! Not only did I finish the Semester! But tonight I auctioned off my twat. Yes, you heard right. Angi won my twat, with a bid of 150k fu bucks. Arlene's twat went to Joe for a whopping, 160k! And I bought Angi's kick ass twat for 145,001 fu bucks! As for the cocks; Death's cock was bought by Angi for 155k fu bucks! And, I bought CerealKiller's Cock for 155k fu bucks! What an ordinary night...... *Grins* Hope yall enjoyed reading about my interesting night, in my blog!

Ordinary Caught In The Extraordinary
During dinner last night, the family and I were watching “1 vs. 100” and one of the question was about an alcohol-flavored Jell-O. Not that I’d know what margarita flavored Jell-O [which is the trademarked name for the stuff, not “jello”] tastes like, but I imagine like most alcohol I’m experienced with it’s pretty bitter. On the subject of food, our son Jeffrey (can you believe he’s six months old already?) was looking at us, particularly at me, eating some fried chicken from KFC Thursday night. He first gave me the puppy dog pout before miming me eating with his mouth opening and closing. Gah! I hated eating in front of him, but it was so funny watching him try to act like Daddy; I surprised Martha by bringing Jeffrey and his big sister Sarah from their grandma and grandpa’s place Thursday night after work to the bowling alley where Martha and her sisters Mary and Margaret are on a bowling league. Margaret’s kids were there too, and her littlest one Josceline came up to giv

Ordinary Miracle
Its not that unusual when everything is beautiful its just another ordinary miracle today the sky knows when its time to snow don’t need to teach a seed to grow its just another ordinary miracle today Life is like a gift they say wrapped up in your everyday open up and find a way to give some of your own Is in it remarkable like every time a rain drop falls its just another ordinary miracle today birds in winter have there play they always make all to spring its just another ordinary miracle today When you wake up everyday please don’t throw your dreams away hold them close to your heart cause we are all apart of the ordinary miracle ordinary miracle do you wanna see a miracle It seems so exceptional that things just work out after all its just another ordinary miracle today the sun comes up and shines so bright and disappears again at night its just another ordinary miracle today oh oh oh oh oh oh its just another ordinary miracle today

Ordinary Guy
I read alot of blogs and "about me's" on here that woman post saying "where are all the good guys?". Most of those women seem to be like most of the guys on here. What I mean is it seems to be all about looks. Now I do not consider myself ugly, but on the same hand know I am no pretty boy or ruggedly handsome fella. I am just an ordinary looking guy. Where are the women that are truly looking for a nice, honest, caring, big hearted guy? We are here ladies and if you take the time to look beyond the physical you may be surprised to find your knight in shinning armor behind the plain ole jeans and tee shirt.

Ordinary Man
Look in the mirror tell me what do you see Or can you lie to yourself like you're lyin' to me Do you fall asleep real easy feelin' justified and right Or do you wake up feelin' empty in the middle of the night You want to think you're different, but you know you never can You're just another ordinary man Hey politician, can't believe a word you say Almighty media, whose truth did you sell today? Watchdog of justice, who keeps their eye on you? Con man, song in hand, who you singin' to? The more I get to see, the less I understand I'm just another ordinary man Ordinary man, Just another ordinary man Comes a time to take a stand No rest for the wicked - they get it while they can The preachers and the teachers and your local Congressman Everybody plays the game they played since time began Lawyers and accountant - your media man Everybody's talkin' but nothin's gettin' said You're looking for the truth you better look inside your head I see the flash of ligh

Ordinarily
as normal, I would be wandering around finding attractive women to ask about adding to my list of "friends" so that I could look at it and pretend there was a person on this earth who cared one whit for me, but today Im just getting tired of it all. the constant crap with people restricting thier profiles by salute or whatever, and now the freezes because of nimrods making their page decorations too complicated. so yeah Im gone. yall ignore my blogs anyway. so fuck it and fuck yall DEATH TO HUMANITY!

Ordia - Rough Landing
The following is a small sample of a story I've been writing for...pretty much ever. It's about a man who is sent to fight a war against a race of aliens known as the Ordians. It takes place after his escape from custody, and his shuttle crashes on the aliens home planet, Ordia. ______________ The small bursts of multi-colored lights that are the Ordians lasers fly by him, as he pushes the ancient motorcycle forward, keeping his hand tight on the accelerator, and having no concern for where the brake might be. Mostly because he knew he would need as much speed as possible to clear the distance in front of him, but also, because he wasn't exactly sure that they worked. As he hit the bottom of the incline, he could smell the smoke pouring out from beneath him. The bike began to rattle, sputtering more by the second, and steering became incredibly difficult. Having been left the way it was, he was surprised it ran. Having gone through what he has in the last several days, he was not at

Ordinary People Lyrics
[Verse 1]Girl im in love with youThis ain't the honeymoonPast the infatuation phaseRight in the thick of loveAt times we get sick of loveIt seems like we argue everyday[Bridge]I know i misbehavedAnd you made your mistakesAnd we both still got room left to growAnd though love sometimes hurtsI still put you firstAnd we'll make this thing workBut I think we should take it slow[Chorus]We're just ordinary peopleWe don't know which way to goCuz we're ordinary peopleMaybe we should take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh)This time we'll take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh)This time we'll take it slow[Verse 2]This ain't a movie noNo fairy tale conclusion ya'llIt gets more confusing everydaySometimes it's heaven sentThen we head back to hell againWe kiss then we make up on the way[Bridge]I hang up you callWe rise and we fallAnd we feel like just walking awayAs our love advancesWe take second chancesThough it's not a fantasyI Still want you to stay[Chorus]We're just ordinary peopleWe don't know wh

[ordinary]
It took a cup of coffee.... huh?ohright.So here I am poised over my phonewaiting for the unemployment office to call me.They have... 1:30 left to do it on their time tableand you guessed itmy trip to Independence fucked me.Turns out I had to have this paperwork in on or before the phone interview.My plan is to say "yeah its in the mail, why haven't you got it yet?"I shall now proceed to pop every bone in my body.And brew some very strong tea.Who'd guess sleep aids at 2:00 and alarms at 8:00 would make you this stiff and exhausted.And it just so happens I'm listening to Garbage this morning.*shrugs* seemed like the thing to do.My lawn is overgrown, my house is a shitbomb, and I'm barely motivated to have a pulse today.God what a toxic existence.

Ordinary ?
Wondering, where all the ordinary people went. I maneuver myself through this virtual world, Full of faces of people like ghost in the machine. So where did, all the ordinary people go? Maybe we have come to a point in the time line when its cool to not be. (Ordinary) that is. No longer wondering. Personally I've never been to interested in anything very Ordinary. It just wasn't me.....But in the end, if all else fails and falls by the wayside, we can all just be fucking Ordinary together!!!

Ordinary World
Came in from a rainy Thursday on the avenue,Thought I heard you talking softly.I turned on the lights, the TV and the radio,Still I can't escape the ghost of you.What has happened to it all?"Crazy," some would say.Where is the life that I recognize?Gone away...But I won't cry for yesterday, there's an ordinary world,Somehow I have to find.And as I try to make my way to the ordinary world,I will learn to survive.Passion or coincidence once prompted you to say:"Pride will tear us both apart."Well now pride's gone out the window, cross the rooftops, run away,Left me in the vacuum of my heart.What is happening to me?"Crazy," some would say.Where is my friend when I need you most?Gone away...But I won't cry for yesterday, there's an ordinary world,Somehow I have to find.And as I try to make my way to the ordinary world,I will learn to survive.(Ooh, Ahh, Ooh)Papers in the roadside tell of suffering and greed.Fear today, forgot tomorrow... oohHere beside the news of holy war and holy need,Our

Or Don't.
Bored bored bored. Depressed depressed depressed. KC is down 5 in the fourth for fuck's sake. Go listen to Year Zero on http://yearzero.nin.com/ upper right hand corner. Click, check a box, and give them an email. Leave me alone.

Or Don't Get Teed-off Because You're Teed-up
There has been a lot of talk about why people act with so little courtesy or even regard for others. I am going to relate some details and some thoughts about one such incident and would remind readers that while it has been edited to remove any names, it is still a true occurrence. An agent recently got a call from the wife of an exec for a nationally known store chain. Husband and wife were traveling together to a big meeting of said chain. When they arrived at the airport for some reason not related to the bag being "lost" or even delayed they decided to not wait for all their bags to come out on the bag carousel. After arriving at their hotel, they called the airline to have one bag delivered to the hotel. The airline of course refused based on the fact that the bag had not been lost, but simply left behind and the airline had no liability in such a case. The wife immediately called her travel agency, which was closed, but which has a 24 hour emergency service. She then wanted t

Ordo Ab Chao
This day is worth livingThis fight is worth fightingThis hope is worth hopingWhat I walk away from is not my masterYour Holy Bible (is not my master)Your God in Heaven (is not my master)And your commandments (is not my master)Ordo ab chao, it's time for disasterYour Holy Bible (is not my master)Your God in Heaven (is not my master)And your commandments (is not my master)Ordo ab chao, it's time for disasterThere is no law beyond do what thou wiltI spit it ninety three times for the structure I've builtI'm not illuminati yet but steadily I'm illuminatedI'm loved by many but by many I am surely hatedAnd you can call me the Kissinger of the wickedshitBut if you wanna do that then you gotta call me terroristThis is the ressurection of the apocolypseWritten on my journey to the land of helliopolisI represent a simple eucoristAnd in my mouth be the essence of the motherfuckin wickedshitI spit the Devil shit and no I won't ambelish itBecause Disciples they consider this a fellowshipSo let us f

Orecchiette With Pork In Cream Sauce
serves 4 1 pound pork tenderloin, thinly sliced 4 tbsp olive oil 8 ounces button mushrooms, sliced 7/8 cup red wine sauce 1 tbsp lemon juice Pinch of saffron 3 cups dried orecchiette 4 tbsp heavy cream 12 quail eggs Pound the slices of pork until wafer thin, then cut into strips. Heat the olive oil in a skillet and stir fry the pork for 5 minutes, then stir fry the mushrooms for a further 2 minutes. Pour in the red wine sauce, then simmer for 20 minutes. Meanwhile, bring a large saucepan of lightly salted water to a boil. Add the lemon juice, saffron, and orecchiette and cook for 12 minutes, until tender but still firm to the bite. Drain the pasta and keep warm. Stir the cream into the pan with the pork and heat gently for 3 minutes. Boil the quail eggs for 3 minutes, cool them in cold water and remove the shells. Transfer the pasta to a warm serving plate. top with the pork and sauce, garnish with the eggs. Serve immediately.

Oregonians
Yuh Got to Love Them Oregonians > > > John the owner of a golf course in Oregon was confused >about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary, Carol, for >some mathematical help. He called Carol into his office and said, "You >graduated from the University of Oregon, and I need some help. If I were >to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" > Carol thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings." > >You gotta love those women from Oregon >============================================== > > A group of Oregon friends went deer hunting and paired >off in twos for the day. > That night, one of the hunters, Steve, returned alone, >staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. > "Where's Wade?" the others asked. > "Wade had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles >back up the trail," the successful Steve replied. > "You left Wade laying out there and carried the deer back?" they >inquired. > "A tough call," nod

Oregon
Yuh Got to Love Them Oregonians > > > John the owner of a golf course in Oregon was confused >about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary, Carol, for >some mathematical help. He called Carol into his office and said, "You >graduated from the University of Oregon, and I need some help. If I were >to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" > Carol thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings." > >You gotta love those women from Oregon >============================================== > > A group of Oregon friends went deer hunting and paired >off in twos for the day. > That night, one of the hunters, Steve, returned alone, >staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. > "Where's Wade?" the others asked. > "Wade had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles >back up the trail," the successful Steve replied. > "You left Wade laying out there and carried the deer back?" they >inquired. > "A tough call," nodded

Oregon
• Beaverton: You must buy a $10 permit to be allowed to install a burglar alarm. • Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing. • Dishes must drip dry. • Eugene: It is illegal to show movies or attend a car race on Sundays. It is legal to conduct a horse race or a symphony concert. • Hood River: Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license. • In Oregon anyone with a bad reputation is prohibited from distributing malt beverages. • In Salem, Oregon, it's illegal for patrons of establishments that feature nude dancing to be within two feet of the dancers. • In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife. • It is against the law for animals to have sex in the city limits. • It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property. • It is illegal to whisper "dirty" things in your lover's ear during sex. • It's against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink. • It's against the law in Wil

The Oregon Coast...
I hadn't been there since I was a kid. I was about ten years old when my mom took me to this wonderous place full of desolate beaches to roam and discover. I remember the feeling of freedom from everything, being able to comb the beaches for agates and crabs, going along as I wished, for miles of endless sand and water...just absolute solitude....and that feeling still exists there...I found out. I'm so glad that I went this week. I hesitated upon taking this vacation because for one, we couldn't afford it in the immediate terms. I was being responsible in that thought, not the carefree, spontaneous person that I so gravitate towards...but in the end, my spontaneity won out and I gave in to the thought of just leaving for a couple days. I secretly wanted my kids to experience the free spirit of the Oregon Coast as I did at such a young age...and they did! We saw and experienced everything I did as a ten year old little girl and their minds were in awe of the beauty of the la

Oregon Dad Shocks Kid With Dog Collar
What the hell is the world coming to. Just last year there was a guy in Wisconsin who tied and taped his kid up because he didn't want to wear his packer jersey. Seriously, people are crazy now days. I mean what if the kid thought the jersey was too big, or it might have smelled like ass. What if the jersey had a ketchup stain on it and he just wanted to wash it first. lol Noooooo the father decides to tape him to a chair. Now we have this asshole who uses a dog collar to shock his kid. What happen to a good ole fashion ass whippin. That's what I got when I got out of line. I guess that explains why I love my women to spank me with a spiked belt....lol it all makes sense now.

Oregon Hemp Farming Bill Becomes Law
http://www.votehemp.com/PR/08-04-09_vh_ore... Vote Hemp, the leading grassroots advocacy organization working to give back farmers the right to grow industrial hemp (the oilseed and fiber varieties of Cannabis), enthusiastically supports the decision of Oregon Governor Ted Kulongoski to sign SB 676 into law today. The bill, which passed the House by a vote of 46 to 11 and the Senate by a vote of 27 to 2, permits the production, trade and possession of industrial hemp commodities and products. With the Governor's signature, it now makes a politically bold commitment to develop hemp in a state whose slogan is "Oregon - We Love Dreamers." "I am glad that Oregon has joined the other states that have agreed that American farmers should have the right to re-introduce industrial hemp as an agricultural crop," says SB 676 sponsor, Sen. Floyd Prozanski. "By signing SB 676 into law, which passed the Oregon Legislature with strong bi-partisan support, Governor Kulongoski has taken

Oregon Leads The Way!
Oregon: Legislation To Regulate Commercial Hemp Production Becomes Law Salem, OR: Democrat Gov. Ted Kulongoski signed legislation into law this week that seeks to license farmers to cultivate hemp as an agricultural commodity. Hemp is a distinct variety of the plant species cannabis sativa that contains only trace (less than one percent) amounts of tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), the primary psychoactive compound in marijuana. As approved by the legislature, Senate Bill 676 authorizes the state Department of Agriculture to regulate the commercial production of cannabis containing levels of THC under 0.3 percent THC. Similar legislation was also signed into law in June in Maine. A handful of states – including North Dakota, Montana, and Vermont – have enacted regulations to allow for the licensing of industrial hemp production under state law. However, such production remains criminally prohibited under federal law, which defines all varieties of cannabis as illegal under th

Oregon Veteran Activist Wants Ptsd Added To Medical Marijuana Program
http://salem-news.com/articles/august12200... "An Oregon man is trying to change the rules for medical marijuana patients, allowing Post Traumatic Stress Disorder to be included among the relevant conditions that allow a doctor to authorize the use." This is very cool!

Oregon
THIS IS WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAS TO SAY ABOUT LIVING IN OREGON: If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t work there... you live in Oregon. If you’ve worn shorts, sandals and a parka at the same time... you live in Oregon. If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number... you live in Oregon. If you measure distance in hours... you live in Oregon. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once... you live in Oregon. If you have switched from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’ and back again in the same day... you live in Oregon. If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both doors unlocked... you live in Oregon. If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching... you live in Central, Southern or Eastern Oregon. If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a 2 layers of clothes or under a rainc

Oreillette Bluetooth A € "le Salut A €" Gadget Tech
La technologie Bluetooth permet de transférer facilement la parole entre un téléphone portable et un casque, un téléphone mobile et un ordinateur ou des images provenant d'une caméra vidéo numérique à un PC. Lorsque vous utilisez une oreillette Bluetooth, il est important qu'il est couplé entre l'émetteur et l'auditeur. Pour cela, le matériel devrait reconna?tre les uns les autres et est accessible avec le même nombre / code PIN. Ce processus permet aux oreillette bluetooth être capable d'entendre vos conversations téléphoniques ou de recevoir vos données sur Pocket PC. La gamme de casques bluetooth est de 10m. -tablette android Il ya quelque temps Apple a lancé pour son iPhone - un casque de base sans A2DP. Cependant, pour cette seule raison, le casque a été abandonnée. oreillettes Bluetooth, l'un des derniers gadgets à la liste des mobiles et iPods sont l'un des plus recherchés après les choses. Plaine et placide, ces gadgets sont devenus superlatif dans chaque sens. Comme le Iqua

Orenda Fink - Why Is The Nite Sad
Why Is the Night Sad Why is the night sad Why is the night so sad You can blame it on what's in your glass But I know it's the night that makes you sad This house can't stand the storm And you know you're not safe here Through any crack in the floor The water pours Why is the night cold It grabs your heart and won’t let go You can blame it on the fresh laid snow But I know it's the night that makes us cold It's in the night that you feel all alone And the past begins to reclaim you What you've lost makes itself known Yes I know... Why is the night sad Why is the night so sad I know it doesn't help to ask But why is the night so sad

Oreo® Strawberry Mousse Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 30 min Total Time: 5 hr min Makes: 14 servings 29 OREO Chocolate Sandwich Cookies, divided 2 Tbsp. margarine or butter, melted 2 pkg. (4-serving size each) JELL-O Brand Strawberry Flavor Gelatin 1 cup boiling water 1 cup cold water 2 cups strawberries, pureed 1-1/2 cups whipping cream, whipped, divided CUT 3 of the cookies in half; set aside. Finely crush 12 of the remaining cookies; mix with margarine. Press firmly onto bottom of 9-inch springform pan; stand remaining 14 cookies around edge of pan. DISSOLVE gelatin in boiling water in large bowl; stir in cold water and strawberry puree. Refrigerate until slightly thickened. BEAT gelatin with electric mixer on high speed 2 minutes or until foamy. Gently stir in 2 cups of the whipped cream. If necessary, refrigerate until mixture is thick enough to mound. Spoon into crust. Refrigerate 4 hours or until firm. Run knife or metal spatula around rim of pan to loosen dessert; remove rim of pan. Top

Oreo Personality Test
Results Only Take the Test first! (click on the cookie) Your Personality: 1. The whole thing. This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children. 2. One bite at a time. You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's okay, not to worry, you're normal. 3. Slow and Methodical. You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit. 4. Feverous Nibbles. Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns and suicides run in your family. Valium

Oreo & Fudge Ice Cream Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 4 hr 10 min Makes: 12 servings 1/2 cup hot fudge ice cream topping, warmed 1 tub (8 oz.) COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, thawed, divided 1 pkg. (4-serving size) JELL-O Chocolate Flavor Instant Pudding & Pie Filling 8 OREO Chocolate Sandwich Cookies, chopped (about 1 cup) 12 vanilla ice cream sandwiches, unwrapped POUR fudge topping into medium bowl. Add 1 cup of the whipped topping; stir with wire whisk until well blended. Add dry pudding mix; stir 2 min. or until well blended. Gently stir in chopped cookies; set aside. ARRANGE 4 of the ice cream sandwiches, side-by-side, on 24-inch-long piece of foil; top with half of the whipped topping mixture. Repeat layers. Top with remaining 4 ice cream sandwiches. Frost top and sides of dessert with remaining whipped topping. Bring up foil sides. Double fold top and ends to loosely seal packet. FREEZE at least 4 hours before serving. Store leftover dessert in freezer. KRAFT KITCHENS TI

Oreo Speedwagon
Oreo Speedwagon Cool, creamy and chocolaty, with a pleasant little kick, this clever cocktail is a drink and a dessert in one big glass! Servings: 1 Ingredients: * 2 Oreo cookies * 2 ounces Kahlua * 2 scoops vanilla ice cream Directions: Crush the cookies. Pour the Kahlua into a blender. Add the cookies and ice cream. Blend until smooth. Serve in a balloon wineglass.

Oreo(tm) Cookie Cake
Ingredients * 1 (20 ounce) package chocolate sandwich cookies * 1/2 cup butter * 1 (16 ounce) container frozen whipped topping, thawed * 2 (8 ounce) packages cream cheese * 1 cup confectioners' sugar * 2 cups milk * 1 (3.5 ounce) package instant vanilla pudding mix Cooking Instructions Crush cookies into bite size pieces. Reserve 1 cup for top. Melt butter and mix with rest of cookies. Press into 9x13 pan. Put in freezer for 5 minutes. Blend 1/2 of the whipped topping, all of the cream cheese and confectioners' sugar. Spread over crust and place cake back in freezer. Prepare instant pudding with the milk according to package directions then spread over top of cake. Spread the remaining whipped topping on top of the pudding then sprinkle with the remaining cookies. Keep cake refrigerated.

Oreo Buckeyes
these are to die for 1 pkg of oreo grin them all up 1 pkg of cream cheese room temp mix the two together well and roll in balls frig for about an hour dip in white chocolate there good and easy and fast to make ...you can also double dip them in white choclate with a little milk choclate on the outside or drizzle milk chocolate over top to make them more decortive

Oreo Ice Cream Roll
Prep Time: 1 hr Total Time: 4 hr Makes: 12 servings, one topped cake slice each 23 OREO Chocolate Sandwich Cookies, divided 1/2 cup flour 1 tsp. CALUMET Baking Powder 1/2 tsp. salt 3 eggs 3/4 cup sugar 1/2 cup water 1 square BAKER'S Unsweetened Baking Chocolate, melted 1 tsp. vanilla 1/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder 1 qt. (4 cups) vanilla ice cream, softened 1 cup hot fudge ice cream topping, warmed 3/4 cup thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping 12 large strawberries PREHEAT oven to 375°F. Line 15x10x1-inch baking pan with foil; grease foil. Set aside. Finely crush 13 of the cookies; coarsely chop remaining 10 cookies. Set aside. Mix cookie crumbs, the flour, baking powder and salt in small bowl; set aside. BEAT eggs in large bowl with electric mixer on high speed 5 min. or until very thick and lemon colored. Gradually add sugar, beating on medium speed until well blended. Add flour mixture, water, chocolate and vanilla; beat on low speed just until blended. S

Orestes
Metaphor for a missing moment Pull me into your perfect circle One womb One shape One resolve Liberate this will To release us all Gotta cut away, clear away Snip away and sever this Umbilical residue that's Keeping me from killing you And from pulling you down with me in here I can almost hear you scream Give me One more medicated peaceful moment One more medicated peaceful moment And I don't wanna feel this overwhelming Hostility Because I don't wanna feel this overwhelming Hostility Gotta cut away Clear away Snip away and sever this Umbilical residue Gotta cut away Clear away Snip away and sever this Umbilical residue that's Keeping me from killing you Keeping me from killing you

Orestes-my Favorite From Apc
5: Orestes Metaphor for a missing moment Pull me into your perfect circle One womb One shape One resolve Liberate this will To release us all Gotta cut away, clear away Snip away and sever this Umbilical residue that's Keeping me from killing you And from pulling you down with me in here I can almost hear you scream Give me One more medicated peaceful moment One more medicated peaceful moment And I don't wanna feel this overwhelming Hostility Because I don't wanna feel this overwhelming Hostility Gotta cut away Clear away Snip away and sever this Umbilical residue Gotta cut away Clear away Snip away and sever this Umbilical residue that's Keeping me from killing you Keeping me from killing you

Orfay.com
seriously this site is full of old cunts crying to the owner when someone stands up to them and having the person deleted............ 1. the owner is obviously a faggot 2. these gangs of fucking old cunts are sexual predators that prey on unsuspecting females because they have never been the subject of attention 3. they cry when someone standsup to them 4. anyone wanna pay these cunts a visit and give them a beating for me?? go on i dare ya

10/1/2009 Or 1/10/2009 For Me
Hey Everbody 1/10/2006 or 10/1/2006 marked a very sad day in my life for me because on this date my friendship ended with my now ex best friend Geoff after a 16-17 year friendship got forced to end by the court system because of a jealous and a way over protective mother (GEOFF'S MOTHER)of her now 36 year old son and it's now been 3 years without any contact with him which totally sucks,and also i got to watch at the cinemas the day my friendship ended Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and i also held back the tears from crying inside the movie because of the sad day i had and this now marks or will mark on 10/1/09 or 1/10/09 3 years without any contact without my now ex best friend and yes i miss my best friend alot from Bruce ps please understand it is a emotional date for me so i might be a bit on the edge and say stuff in a angry voice but it's only 1 day i took really hard to deal with so please be patient and understanding with me if you are goingto be speaking to me on this da

10/1/2011 Or 1/10/2011 For Me
Hey Everbody 1/10/2006 or 10/1/2006 marked a very sad day in my life for me because on this date my friendship ended with my now ex best friend Geoff after a 16-17 year friendship got forced to end by the court system because of a jealous and a way over protective mother (GEOFF'S MOTHER)of her now 36 year old son and it's now been 5 years without any contact with him which totally sucks,and also i got to watch at the cinemas the day my friendship ended Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and i also held back the tears from crying inside the movie because of the sad day i had and this now marks or will mark on 10/1/11 or 1/10/11 5years without any contact without my now ex best friend and yes i miss my best friend alot from Bruce ps please understand it is a emotional date for me so i might be a bit on the edge and say stuff in a angry voice but it's only 1 day i took really hard to deal with so please be patient and understanding with me if you are goingto be speaking to me

Orgasms
Sex with a masked man carrying a sword: zorro-gasms Sex with a prostitute: whore-gasms Sex in a boat: oar-gasms Sex when resistance is futile: Borg-asms Sex on a golf course: fore-gasms Sex with top of the class: dork-gasms Sex that wasn't very satisfying: There's the door-gasms Sex at the entrance to your house: door-gasms Sex on the carpet: floor-gasms Sex with a Nordic God: Thor-gasms. Sex at the supermarket: store-gasms Sex with an accountant: bore-gasms Sex at a Steven King film: horror-gasms Sex with 'Arthur': Dudley Moore-gasms Sex for hours and hours on end: sore-gasms while broke: poor-gasms. Sex with a lion: roar-gasms Sex in a gold mine: ore-gasms. Sex with a bullfighter: toreador-gasms Sex with a nymphomaniac: more-gasms Sex with a beloved partner: adore-gasms Sex with a dermatologist: pore-gasms Sex in Asia: Singapore-gasms Sex on the beach: shore-gasms Sex at an all-you-can-ea

Orgasmic Pleasures
I opened the door to the bathroom, warm in my rose red robe. You smiled at me, gently pulling me into a hug as you kissed me slow and soft, then hard and passionate as you ran your fingers through my long hair. I pulled away, smiling as I turned the shower on and slowly dropped my robe to the floor. I helped you undress, then led you into the shower. I lay down in the bath, the running water flowing over me, and pulled you down on top of me. We kissed hungrily as your hands explored my shoulders, back, stomach, bottom and thighs. Your mouth moved down to my neck as you rolled off me and lay your naked body beside mine. Slowly, gently you stroked my warm skin, your fingers moving lightly at first, then slower, harder. I felt a tingling between my legs and moved them apart. Your hands slid over my stomach and down to my vulva, stroking my inner thighs as you went. Your strong, firm fingers stroked my clitoris softly. You stood and turned off the water. Gathering me up in a soft whi

Orgasmic Pleasures!
I opened the door to the bathroom, warm in your rose red robe. You smiled at me, gently pulling you into a hug as I kissed you slow and soft, then hard and passionate as I ran my fingers through your long hair.You pulled away, smiling as you turned the shower on and slowly dropped your robe to the floor. I helped you undress, then led you into the shower. You lay down in the bath, the running water flowing over you, and pulled me down on top of you. We kissed hungrily as my hands explored your shoulders, back, stomach, bottom and thighs. My mouth moved down to your neck as I rolled off you and lay my naked body beside yours. Slowly, gently I stroked your warm skin, my fingers moving lightly at first, then slower, harder. You felt a tingling between your legs and moved them apart. My hands slid over your stomach and down to your vulva, stroking your inner thighs as I went. My strong, firm fingers stroked your clitoris softly.MmM I stood and turned off the water. Gathering you up i

Orgasm Lust
Upon this lonely night Sleeping alone in your cold bed Basking in soft candlelightWith lust inside your head Sinking deeper into dreamsInto bed sheets of satin and lace A Dream lover comes to beLong brown hair brushing my face A blue shirt crafted in the old style Standing out in this mystic gardenEyes burning wild Lust existing within this Eden Undressing slowly before your eyes. Until I stands in my naked form A sensation swells between your thighs Arousing it so moist and warm My bulging muscles shine in the sun As i crawl on the bed to you Your composure comes undoneStaring into eyes burning blue . Softly hovering over your faceKissing you deep with passion. My clean masculine scent wraps you in an embrace As I parts your lips with my tongue My hair caressing your skin My fingertips tracing your sides My moist tongue burning within Aroused by this erotic guide Lying next to you on the bed Locked deep in

The Orgasm Pill: A Problem Or A Solution For Women?
The Orgasm Pill: A Problem or a Solution for Women? Sex, Drugs and the Elusive Female Orgasm According to a article, sex drugs like Viagra and Cialis represent a 2.5 billion dollar a year industry. Um, that's a lot of money. Turns out that male sexual dysfunction is big business. What's truly puzzling is that female sexual dysfunction is a much bigger problem (I know it's hard for you men to hear that ours is bigger than yours, but it's true!), which means women's sexual dysfunction is potentially more lucrative, and yet no one has developed a credible drug to treat the condition. A study done at the University of Chicago reports that 31 percent of men claim to have had one or more persistent problems with sex. (Note: The sex problems don't include "not being able to find anyone to have it with," which is also a large, but separate, problem for many men.) But what was shocking even to researchers was that 43 percent of women reported having persistent sexual problems. Tha

~ Orgasm ~
Orgasm is the sudden discharge of accumulated sexual tension resulting in rhythmic muscular contractions in the pelvic region that produce intensely pleasurable sensations followed by rapid relaxation. Orgasm is also in part a psychological experience of pleasure and abandon, when the mind is focused solely on the personal experience. It is sometimes called climaxing or coming. In Masters and Johnson's original research of the human sexual response cycle, orgasm is the third of four stages, occurring after the plateau phase and before the resolution phase. Another widely accepted model of the sexual response cycle, developed by Helen Singer Kaplan, M.D., PhD., involves just three stages: desire, excitement and orgasm. Orgasms vary from person to person and for each individual at different times. Sometimes orgasm is an explosive, amazing rush of sensations, while others are milder, subtler, and less intense. The differences in intensity of orgasms can be attributed to physical fact

Orgasms Past
as i sit orgasms past i linger in hope this tingling will last thats split second of pure extascy and your body in sweaty rapture laying next to me in this moment i want to stay the shaking in my legs never to stray the touch of your lips on my body sweet sultry and naughty i lie on the bed and catch my breathe what a nice time to face my death knowing that my last moments were pleasured by you heaven is being loved by you as i sit orgasms past now that my pulsing heart has calmed i can close my eyes and rest at last ~pixie~ 12/07/06

Orgasms For Peace
A group called Orgasm for Peace is trying to promote peace by trying to have everyone in the world have an orgasm at the same time on Dec 22. To prepare for the Dec. 22 orgasm, women are starting now, and men will be told two minutes ahead of time. - Conan O'Brien

Orgasm Garuntee
"ORGASM GARUNTEE" THIS A CERTIFIED WAY TO GET YOUR MAN TO GIVE YOU THAT BIG ORGASM 1.START KISSING LIKE YOU USUALY DO 2.MEN LIKE TO BE KEPT GUESSEN,SO TEASE HIM A LIL MORE THAN USUAL 3.WEAR SOMETHING TIGHT BUT EASY TO TAKE OFF LIKE SOME NIGHT TIME CLOTHES THAT U WEAR AROUND THE GIRLS 4.LET HIM TAKE HIS TIME TO TAKE IT ALL OFF THAT WAY WHILE HE IS DOING THAT YOU GET MORE WETTNESS 5.TALK DIRTY TO HIM TO LET HIM KNOW THAT YOU REALY WANT HIM TO PUT IT DOWN LIKE HE NEVER HAS 6.THEN SLOWLY GET HIM TO TURN ON HIS BACK AND CLIMB ONTOP OF HIM 7.KEEP TALKING DIRTY AND KISSING HIM UNTIL HE GRABZ THE HELL OUT OF YOUR ASS AND SQUEEZES,THAT MEANS HE IS READY 8.BUT DONT LET HIM INSIDE YOU JUST YET,SLOWLEY GRIND ON HIS DICK UNTIL YOU ARE WET AS YOU WANNA BE 9.THEN START KISSING HIS CHEST AND STOMACHE(IF YOU ARE THE TYPE TO GIVE HIM ORAL PLEASURE THEN DO SO)BUT YOU ARE NOT THE TYPE TO THEN JUST KISS THE TIP OF HIS DICK 10.THEN U GET OFF OF HIM AND AND TELL HIM WHAT U WA

Orgasms 101
An orgasm is a many-splendored thing. Okay, sometimes it's not so splendid. There, I said it. There is a hierarchy of orgasms and I intend to fully flesh it out. Consider this a public service announcement. 1. The Oh-Oh-Oh-Yeah-Yeah-That's-It-Mmm-Yeah--Oh. This "orgrasm" is usually coupled with some half-hearted hand beatings on the bed. There may be an attempt to throw the head back and forth. This, gentlemen, is also known as "The Fake Orgasm." 2. The It's Not Going To Happen So Please Stop. This is obviously not a true orgasm, as you almost got there, he worked so hard, the timing and pressure and all of it was going so well...and then he fucked up. He may try and dodge back and recoup, but with this one, it's just not going to happen. A body can only take so much frustration. Men are always bitterly disappointed with the It's Not Going To Happen. 3. The Hiccup. A Hiccup is an orgasm that happens so fast, and is so slight, you barely notice it. The lover may

Organized Religion
Why is it that so many people feel the need to push thier beliefs on you and try to force you to actually believe it? I can listen and discuss and "argue" if you want to call it that...but in the end i agree to disagree with no hard feelings. i don't expect you to accept what i say and belive it so don't expect that of me! You are entitled to your shitty opinion and so am i. GET OVER IT! You can't convert someone who doesn't even believe in organized religion. Or on any issue for that fact.

Orgasm=love
I can feel you in my heart even though we drift apart with those words you spoke to me though I always disagree And I listen to the sound of your sweet voice cause you won't shut up. Now I'm finished let me call you a taxi. (woah o yeah, woah oh) I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings, about these feelings that you feel (woah romance) And you know that I love you when were FUCKIN' Cause orgasm equals love. All my friends smile and they chuckle at pictures of your bear moose knuckle. Please don't feel like you're a slut when I'm peeing in your butt. And I love to donkey punch you after I poop on your sheets. And I do it cause you love me, and I love you (awwww) (woah oh yeah, woah some more) I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings, about these feelings that you feel (woa hack weeze) And I love you when you show me your sweet boobies Cause orgasm equals love. (Take it joshy:) wo

Orgasmic Humor
Different Types of Orgasms... Sex in a boat = Oargasms Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms Sex at the supermarket = Storegasms Sex with wild pigs = Boargasms Sex at a Stephen King movie = Horrorgasms Sex with a prostitue = Whoregasms Sex with a storyteller = Loregasms Sex with an accountant = Boregasms Sex while sleeping = Snoregasms Sex with Arthur = Dudley Mooregasms Sex with cartoon donkeys = Eeyoregasms Sex while broke = Poorgasms Sex with a lion = Roargasms Sex for hours and hours on end = Soregasms Sex on a golf course = Foregasms Sex with a nymphomaniac = Ready for Moregasms Sex in a gold mine = Oregasms Sex with a dermatologist = Poregasms Sex with the vice president = Al Goregasms Sex with chocolate marshmallows = S'moregasms Sex with a bullfighter = Toreadorgasms Sex with a masked man carrying a sword = Zorogasms Sex on the beach = Shoregasms S

Orgasms
Different Types of Orgasms... Sex in a boat = Oargasms Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms Sex at the supermarket = Storegasms Sex with wild pigs = Boargasms Sex at a Stephen King movie = Horrorgasms Sex with a prostitue = Whoregasms Sex with a storyteller = Loregasms Sex with an accountant = Boregasms Sex while sleeping = Snoregasms Sex with Arthur = Dudley Mooregasms Sex with cartoon donkeys = Eeyoregasms Sex while broke = Poorgasms Sex with a lion = Roargasms Sex for hours and hours on end = Soregasms Sex on a golf course = Foregasms Sex with a nymphomaniac = Ready for Moregasms Sex in a gold mine = Oregasms Sex with a dermatologist = Poregasms Sex with the vice president = Al Goregasms Sex with chocolate marshmallows = S'moregasms Sex with a bullfighter = Toreadorgasms Sex with a masked man carrying a sword = Zorogasms Sex on the beach = Shoregasms S

Orgasm Notice - 3 Days To Pay Or Quit
Orgasm Notice - 3 Days to Pay or Quit -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2005-12-11, 3:53PM PST Dear Sir, You have been renting my vagina for the past six weeks. In that six weeks you have had liberal access to myself and my fine ass bobbing on your dick, and you have taken advantage of this opportunity on a damn near daily basis. That is great. I love sex and I love it more when it is a daily experience. However, over the course of these past six weeks, I have recieved only one "payment" in exchange for your many lovely gifts of pearl necklaces and the like. This arrangement is simply not an acceptable one for my vagina and myself. This notice serves you with a three day period to pay up or get the fuck on. I want an orgasm. Look at this from my perspective, dear sir. I am a lovely little number. I do not smother. I come over late at night to fuck your brains out. I like the same movies as you. We laugh together,

Orgasms
Question for the men out there...Has there ever been a time when you didnt reach an orgasm, even if you were having mind-blowing sex?? I guess I could ask the ladies if they have ever been with a man who couldnt and what was his reason??

~^~^~ Orgasms ~^~^~
Orgasm of the Heart is a metaphor on a woman sharing her heart with a man expressed with sexual references. I could feel the gentleness of your touch on me Moist against my skin, gentle and free You would take me and hold me in your grip Emotionally strong and firm you crack your whip Brave and without any fear Consequences you would not hear It’s as if you would lean down and smell Each moment and you cherished…I could tell Each layer of my life you would take off today And each part I wanted to reveal. And stay I wanted to be exposed to you And I wanted to be bare and meeting of two I found myself naked in your presence With nothing to hide, to fear, your essence Secure and safe, in your presence I felt I could relax, give of myself, in your arms melt This was not easy for me to trust But respect was for me a must As you explored each part of me You were gentle and kind, this I could see But passion and love entered my mind

Orgasms
Since 1990 I have given sex and relationship advice to people both over the internet and live face to face. Today I was struck with a question about orgasms and it was interesting. She was manipulated as a child to do some awful things, when she was in middle school she played around, as we all have, but she never went any further any than that and now is 19 years old. She has never had sex and today she had questioned me about orgasms. The poor girl! She's been through enough shit huh?! She joked about it and hasn't cried for sympathy or anything... She asked me what an orgasm was like and I told her to wait and see. She will know when it happens, LOL! She said she heard so many different ways. She asked me again and again for an answer....this was my answer. Aside from people opinions, orgasms are psychological and do play a part physically to make a climax happen especially for most women. Men (generally) stimulate and arouse easier but it still is psychological from the start. Th

The Orgasm Game
These are some that others have come up with. See if you can name some more....HAVE FUN!! THE ORGASM GAME!!!! This is the orgasm game, take a movie name and switch out one of the words with ORGASM. 1. "Dude, Where's My Orgasm?" 2. "Nightmare on Orgasm Street" 3. "Coming to Orgasm" 4. "Indiana Jones and the Orgasm of DOOM!" 5. Lord of the Orgasm 6. Orgasm Returns!!! 7. 101 orgasms (101 dalmations) 8. When Orgasms attack (when mars attacks) 9. Pirates of the Orgasm 10. Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Orgasm. 11. The Orgasm Club 12. Sorority Orgasms (Sorority Boys) 13. Scary Orgasms 2 ( Scary Movie 2) 14. Save the last Orgasm (save the last dance) 15. Remember the Orgasms (Remember the Titans) 16. Friday Night orgasms (friday night lights) 17. When An Orgasm Calls (When A Stranger Calls) 18. The Master Of Orgasm (Master Of Disguise) 19. The Orgasm Reloaded (The Matrix Reloaded) 20. The Orgasm King (The Lion King) 21. The Lost Orgasm (the lost boys) 22. Quee

Orgasm
Before yall read this yes I am bisexual so don't ask me what you allready know lol Observation of your feminine creation 2 study the form which is inducing My facination 2 taste you starting from mental Stimulation, which starts out as Verbal communication And leads 2 mental fornication And the uncontrollable desire For physical gratification Render you my captive Because you're moans of ecstacy Are the effects of my sexual tactics I'm a master of my craft, stemming from Intense practice and the more I give the More your body is reactive Your fantasies are no longer dormant Your sex drive is now active This is the definition of seductive Giving your all 2 me As I persistantly keep you weak The peak of your sexuality is what I seek, my taste buds analyze the nectar You secrete as I continually make you Consecutively orgasm 4 me Causing you 2 bite your lip And squeeze inbetween trying 2 breath You can't help it baby, I love 2 hear You scream My lips

Organ Donation Is A Beautiful Thing
September 11, 2006 I lost my ex in a horrible motorcycle accident! He left his 5 year old Daughter behind, as well as many close friends & family! Yesterday I had the opportunity to meet the wonderful people who were saved through the donation of his organs! It was a bittersweet day, but touching never the less! Take a moment to consider becoming an organ donor! He saved 3 peoples lives, one with only about a week left to survive, she is 13 years old & healthy for the first time in her life! This Is Evan & Our Daughter Destinee! This is our Daughter & The young Lady who recieved his heart! This Is Destinee, Emily & Stef His Sister at the organ donor picnic His Patch on the quilt These are the other two he helped the one in the center recieved his kidney & Pancreas, the Gentelman on the far right recieved his liver! This is his Sister Stefanie Hugging one of the recipients! Thank You for taking the time to read this, sometimes somthing beaut

Orgasms Are So Complex
Okay Yeah Sure, they can be one of the most intense pleasures that our bodies are capable of delivering, but the aftermath of the orgasm is a bitch. Even more so is the preceeding bullshit. All the - *ahem* - ins and outs in the quest of achieving the almighty orgasm. Almost makes me not want to bother. Almost. Men have it relatively easy. Male orgasms are much easier to attain than female ones. The main concern of the male orgasm is what to do with the byproduct. It can vary in quantity, texture and taste, all of which affects the level of desire of the male's partner to "dispose" of it in an oral manner. Plus there's the lethal aspect of semen. The whole fertilization issue. Ew. Of course, this is assuming that the man in question has a partner to share the results of his labor. If he's flying solo and there's a sock handy, then it just becomes an issue of having another article of clothing to send through the wash. The byproduct of the male orgasm is the greatest obstacle that

Orgasmic
she walks in moon glow paled beyond compare russet tresses down her back silver eyes shining bright she walks to you the golden boy sun bronzed the enlightened you turn away for you do not see she lives for you and never me i watch impatiently look my way dear one but she will not i tremble and tears fall she is my angel

Organ?
so my dad and his wife live there and my sister and her husband and kids live there and they have beentrying to get me to coome live there for 5 or 6 years or so and i think i just may have to. i dont really want to but i will if it means i can have a life and go to school and not have to work everyday . hopefully i wont but well see what happens in the next few month

Orgasms
Orgasms happen in different degrees they can be mild as a half-hearted sneeze but sometimes an orgasm makes people twitch ans the feeling is better than scratching an itch occasionally orgasms feel really hot and a moan is released when it hits the spot some orgasms make people burst at the seams and the whole room will echo with mind-blowing screams but the pleasure that can make the whole body fizz is the multiple orgasm - rare as it is yes orgasms thrill causing shivers and shakes but the commonest kind is the one that she fakes!!

Organ Joke
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. " Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to pla

Orgasmic
I kneel between your legs resting your thighs on my shoulders gripping your ass tightly. My tongue slowly gliding like a bird on the wind over your smooth damp kitty. Rolling lapping sliding goes my tongue your hands resting on the back of my head. I hear you beginning to moan your breath catching heart racing. I stop licking then wrap my lips around your hardening throbbing clit sucking slow and tender. You gasp loudly at the sudden change in action your nails lightly digging into my head forcing my mouth closer to your aching and wanting womanhood. I use my fingers to pry open your lips slowly thrusting my tongue deep within your wet hot sex tunnel. I continue sucking on your clit and begin to purr causing your whole pelvis to softly vibrate. Your eyes roll back in your head, you begin biting your bottom lip, back arching, your hands gripping my head. Your pull my head deeper your thighs beginning to squeeze as my tongue begins swirling as it deeply thrusts against your throbbing G-

The Orgasm Debate
For a hundred years there has been an on going debate with sex researchers, feminists and pop-culture as to what is superior—the vaginal or clitoral orgasm. Regrettably, this orgasm debate has left many women wondering whether the orgasm she is experiencing is the real or best one. What's The Difference? First of all, what is the difference between a vaginal and clitoral orgasm? The clitoral orgasm is achieved by direct stimulation of the clitoris. Orgasms are triggered by fingers, tongue, sex toys, or by masturbation and are more intense because the stimulation is localized. Clitoral orgasms are typically described as "higher" and "intense" and can be accompanied by a sense of over stimulation. A vaginal orgasm is achieved via stimulation of the vagina canal, which includes the G-Spot, the lower interior vaginal walls and the cervix. Vaginal orgasms are usually described as "deep" and "relaxing", and can be followed by a profound sense of calm. Orgasms during intercourse are of

Orgasmic
A gasp of breath catches in your throat. A heat from inside warms your skin. Making it glow under the layer of sweat . That clings to your bare skin, like the morning dew upon the bladeof grass. A chill of antisapation swims down your spine. As your heart beats harder and faster in your chest. The excitment of the moment that is about to come fills you with a want, a need to be touched. A moan of plesure escapes your lips. As the moment of extacy grows closer and closer. You fight the urge to keep that one lasting moment from coming only a second longer. Just so you can enjoy the pleasure and antisapation for just one minute longer. Hoping to hang on to that tickle that arrises in the pit of your stomache . For only a minute one second longer. You feel the excitment as your body shakes and quivers from the release of the moment. You fall to the side, your body exhausted and weak. Your heart slows and your breath returns. The moment has come and gone. A smile

Orgasms On A Plane
Orgasms On A Plane by Ramona Thompson My favorite all time fantasy One that I would love for some lucky man or woman out there to make cum true On my knees On my back or maybe just maybe with my legs wrapped tight around my lover I would't care how I would't give a damn who or when Hell, I would't even need a face or any kind of light to see Just as long as we doing it in public For all to see and to enjoy Hot, naked, and sweaty You can even blind-fold me if you wish All that I ask All that I'm begging for tonight is this Give it to me slow and easy Hard and fast Just do it! Just give me! Oh please! Oh please, yes....give me! Such a sweet, sweet climax The ulimate in the pleasures of the flesh Just give me a lot and plently of..... Orgasms on a plane!

Orgasms
Orgasms magnify Did you know there are FOUR kinds of orgasms... # 1 The Positive #2 The Negative #3 The Religious #4 The Fake Number one is "Oh Yes! Yes! YES!" Number two "Oh No! No! NO!" Number three "oh God! God! GOD!" Number four "oh Darling! Darling! DARLING!" "Never be fooled again by a woman faking an orgasm. The female body is more complex than the male body. MEN achieve orgasm fairly quickly and easily. This isn't the case for a woman, but if you know how to do it, you can."

Organized Religion
*warning* some views posted to this blog may be offensive. but their mine, so if you don't like it, eat me. what i'm about to express is not a new revelation; it's something i've felt for a while. organized religion is bullshit 90% of the time blasphemy, you say? hardly. i love God and Jesus. i believe the Christian bible. but i also live in these modern times and you have to incorporate new ideas into the time tested ones to survive in this world. there is just no getting around it. so while i do believe the bible, i have my own take on in it accordance to the way the world is and logical reason. curious about my views on something? just ask. to me, that's the way it has to be anyway. not designing my own faith, persay, just making a working model of life that is faithful and functional. that said, i will begin to defend my statement by describing the part that is not BS. helping people, sharing a good word. belonging to a close group of individuals that believe the same thin

Orgasms
Forget About The Vaginal Orgasm! One of the biggest misconceptions people have about female orgasms is that they are all created equal. The truth is that not all orgasms are the same: they may all be equally pleasurable but they are generally arrived at through different means. Basically, there are two types of female orgasms: vaginal and clitoral. Today, we’re going to briefly discuss both types. Vaginal Orgasm This type of orgasm was the only type Freud and other men of his time felt to be legitimate types of sexual pleasure for women to experience. Unfortunately for women, only about 20% can receive an orgasm through vaginal stimulation alone. The other 80% need something a little extra. Before we get into that, let me explain exactly what we mean by vaginal orgasm. A vaginal orgasm occurs solely because of stimulation of the vagina. That stimulation is usually in the form of the thrusting of the male penis during vaginal intercourse. The reason most women do

Orgasmic!
Kiss me tease me Please me before you enter Stimulate my nervous Feel my body Touch me explore every inch Kiss my back Let me feel your hands Teach me learn with me There is so much I don’t know So much to learn I want to with you Take me with passion and desire Want me with your heart and your body Show me all of this Take your time bring me to the point Then enter me with thrust and anticipation Feel my interior find my spots Make love to me Feel the hot wetness of me Fuck me with passion Do me hard and steady Slow it down a bit I want to climax with you We don’t always have to rush into things I know I tend to a lot But dominate me take control Don’t let me take over and push you there Make me get mine make me experience you Make me have the orgasm of my life This wouldn’t be hard if you make me feel the pleasure of you Show me what my body does in a pure orgasmic experience.

Organics
I really paid extra for a watered down version of cranberry lemonade? I didn't realize it was organic and found out that it was kind of bland. Oh well, now I am all natural and healthy and such. Oh and apparently: The joy of lemonade goes all the way back to 2nd century Egypt, where a PERSIAn poet named Nasir-Khusraw chronicled his travels - and his drinking habits. Per the bottle.

Organized Religion
Organized Religion OK, this one is honestly just to see how many people I piss off (and to let everybody know I'm an equal opportunity heckler). THE TROUBLE WITH ORGANIZED RELIGION Having a personal relationship with God is a wonderful concept that has been absolutely ruined by organized religion. Somehow, over the centuries control freaks have insinuated their own opinions into the Word to the point that their opinions have become Dogma. So, I give you a few observations. Jehovah's Witnesses: Their Heaven has been full since 1978. Buddhism: Right. Just sit there. Everything will be OK. Right. Mormons: Sorry, I take the Black Thing personally. They can kiss my ass. Judaism: Whole religion, half a book. Islam: The phrase Improvised Explosive Device is not in the Quran. Some of you are a little off track. Hindu: Who in their right mind wants to spend the Afterlife as a cow? Catholicism: I cant even say anything w/o

Organized Religion.. Thanks To Behind Blue Eyes -- Hes So Dreamy!!
Organized Religion OK, this one is honestly just to see how many people I piss off (and to let everybody know I'm an equal opportunity heckler). THE TROUBLE WITH ORGANIZED RELIGION Having a personal relationship with God is a wonderful concept that has been absolutely ruined by organized religion. Somehow, over the centuries control freaks have insinuated their own opinions into the Word to the point that their opinions have become Dogma. So, I give you a few observations. Jehovah's Witnesses: Their Heaven has been full since 1978. Buddhism: Right. Just sit there. Everything will be OK. Right. Mormons: Sorry, I take the Black Thing personally. They can kiss my ass. Judaism: Whole religion, half a book. Islam: The phrase Improvised Explosive Device is not in the Quran. Some of you are a little off track. Hindu: Who in their right mind wants to spend the Afterlife as a cow? Catholicism: I cant even say anything w/o sounding like I'm piling on....OK

Organized Religion
OK, this one is honestly just to see how many people I piss off (and to let everybody know I'm an equal opportunity heckler). THE TROUBLE WITH ORGANIZED RELIGION Having a personal relationship with God is a wonderful concept that has been absolutely ruined by organized religion. Somehow, over the centuries control freaks have insinuated their own opinions into the Word to the point that their opinions have become Dogma. So, I give you a few observations. Jehovah's Witnesses: Their Heaven has been full since 1978. Buddhism: Right. Just sit there. Everything will be OK. Right. Mormons: Sorry, I take the Black Thing personally. They can kiss my ass. Judaism: Whole religion, half a book. Islam: The phrase Improvised Explosive Device is not in the Quran. Some of you are a little off track. Hindu: Who in their right mind wants to spend the Afterlife as a cow? Catholicism: I cant even say anything w/o sounding like I'm piling

Orgazmo
Orgazmo from the creators of South Park "Joe young (TREY PARKER) is a devout Mormon visiting Hollywood to convert the unenlightened. While spreading the word, Joe is offered $20,000 to play Captain Orgazmo in a porn directors film. Mindful of the financial burdens of his upcoming wedding, Joe reluctantly accepts the role, not certain of what he is in for! Written, directed and starring South Park co-creator Trey Parker and featuring his South Park partner Matt Stone, this hilarious send-up of the porn industry will have you laughing long after the credits roll. Yeah it's a spoof on porn, and it had me rolling on the floor laughing the first time i saw it. This is where i first heard the term DVDA (double vaginal double anal). A super hero porn star, interesting, what made it even better is the all mighty Ron Jeremy is even in it. This movie has no real nudity to speak of so all you who are looking for a skin flick will be gravely disappointed, but if you want a good spoof thi

Orgasm And The Brain
Orgasm and the brain: body, soul and sensory nervesHow does the brain generate orgasm? It's one of the most under-investigated human experiences but two articles, one in the LA Times and another in The Psychologist, discuss some of the key developments of recent years. The LA Times article is a good description of some of the most interesting neuroscience studies in this developing field, but is a little uncritical in places. Apparently "About 43% of women and 31% of men in the U.S. between ages 18 and 60 meet criteria for sexual dysfunctions, according to a 1999 report on the sexual behavior of more than 3,000 U.S. adults". This report was a research study published in the Journal of the American Medical Association that classified sexual dysfunction as reporting any one of the following during the last 12 months: (1) lacking desire for sex; (2) arousal difficulties (ie, erection problems in men, lubrication difficulties in women); (3) inability achieving climax or ejaculation; (4) a

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Organizations Certain swinging activities are highly organized. Most major cities in North America and western Europe have at least one swingers' club in a permanent location (although they often keep a low profile to avoid negative attention); over 3,000 swinging clubs exist worldwide.[citation needed] Swingers also meet through lifestyle magazines, personal ads, swinging house parties, swinger conventions, and Internet sites. Although the term "club" may refer to a group that organizes lifestyle-related events in a particular area, it can also refer to a physical location or building. In this latter context, clubs are typically divided into on-premises clubs, where sexual activity may occur at the club itself, and off-premises clubs, where sexual activity is not allowed at the club, but may be arranged at a nearby location. In the US, many off-premises swinging clubs follow a bar or nightclub format, sometimes renting an entire existing bar (frequently termed a venue takeove

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There was a Baptist Church in South Carolina that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist. One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size, but warned her not to eat any because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a while. She agreed to try it. The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said, "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hath a thermon tewday. "

Orgasmic Fruits And Vegetables...
C'mon now I know I'm not the only one who's seen the sign for "organic" fruits and veggies and thought "orgasmic"! Once again, I recently found that I couldn't resist that thought as I wandered through the produce section with a silly ass grin while I squeezed the melons and fondled the peaches...discreetly watching others doing the same thing, and wondering who was thinking the same thing. I also couldn't resist entertaining and teasing my brain as I played vouyeur, watching a sexy well-curved woman who was so intent on choosing the produce that she desired...her hand sensuously squeezed the zucchinis and caressed around the cucumbers...her eyes wandering over the bananas as she looked for just the right firmness, or ripeness (or curve? ), lifting and cupping her hand below the bananas as she contemplated her desires. My mind wandered, wishing that she would look my way and catch my eyes, then with a seductive grin she'd slowly peel a banana, teasing the tip with her tongue before s

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Orgasm Control Training
BDSM Slave Training Tips: Orgasm Control Training: They Can't Resist =========================================== Here is an article I know you will love Twisted: Like dangling a carrot in front of a rabbit (or at least that works in cartoons), using orgasm control training in your slave training relationship can be highly effective. By teaching your slave when they can and can not orgasm, you will be able to control their mind as well as their body for your personal pleasure. The problem most people have with orgasm control training is that they often think that it's easier than it looks. All you have to do is tell the slave not to orgasm or to orgasm and they will do as you say - if only it were that easy. The problem with orgasm control training usually lies in understanding how to control the orgasm for your slave in order to show them how they can take part in the process as well. As a Dom/me, you need to realize that a slave needs to be persua

Orgasims (the Big O)
Ok so this one is basically for the ladies, it wouldnt hurt for some of the guys out there to read it as well. For some people that know me they have probibly read something like this before that I have wrote but I am writing it again anyways. Ok guys lets face it, it is really easy if you think about it for us to get off or for us to get the big O. I know there are some guys out there that that isnt the case for but this is for the rest of us basically. Now women on the other hand it isnt so easy for them to get it, that is why allot of women say that size does matter but allot of guys like me dont have that gift. Now for us guys it is basically easy and a guarentee that we are going to get off but women on the other hand it isnt soo easy and usually takes longer to get her there than it takes us to last, so that is why we need to go the "extra mile" to make sure that she gets hers as well. Me I like to make sure that she get her O before the sex even starts honestly and if s

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"Freedom lies in being bold." Robert Frost Licking Dana DeArmond's juicy cherries on the 4th of July Dr. Suzy's Hat by Mario Saucedo . Bloggamy Photos by Alex Saglimbeni It's the 232nd anniversary of the American Revolution: Time to venerate the Founding Papas of our Nation, like George Washington who grew hemp on his plantation, and Thomas Jefferson who had sex with his slave, sexy Sally Heming, on his plantation, and Ben Franklin who didn’t have a plantation, but enjoyed those saucy Paris orgies to ease the stress of his intensive diplomatic efforts to gain French support for our new revolution, the Revolution we now celebrate with an all-American fireworking, hot-dogging, beer-busted, sexy summer-hot orgasmic affirmation of freedom, on and around the 4th of July. "The Internet's Girlfriend" Dana DeArmond joins some us at the Speakeasy Bar When I was a kid, the sexiest holiday of the year was the 4th of July, smack in the center of a Philadelphia summer, hot and stea

Orgasm Control Training: They Can't Resist
Like dangling a carrot in front of a rabbit (or at least that works in cartoons), using orgasm control training in your slave training relationship can be highly effective. By teaching your slave when they can and can not orgasm, you will be able to control their mind as well as their body for your personal pleasure. The problem most people have with orgasm control training is that they often think that it's easier than it looks. All you have to do is tell the slave not to orgasm or to orgasm and they will do as you say - if only it were that easy. The problem with orgasm control training usually lies in understanding how to control the orgasm for your slave in order to show them how they can take part in the process as well. As a Dom/me, you need to realize that a slave needs to be persuaded to not have an orgasm or distracted from their body's natural orgasmic response. But if you can not learn these basics, you will not have an effective orgasm control tr

Orgasm Whenever You Sneeze
A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class on a plane. The woman sneezes, then takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man isn’t sure he saw what she did, and decides he is probably hallucinating. A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man is about to go nuts. He can’t believe that he’s seeing what he’s seeing. A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs yet again. The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman and says, “Three times you’ve sneezed, and three times you’ve taken a tissue and wiped it between your legs! Are you trying to drive me crazy?” “I’m sorry to have disturbed you, sir,” she replies. “I have a rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm.” The man, now feeling badly, says, “Oh, I’m sorry. What are you taking for it?” The woman looks at him with a coy

Organized Sanity
nothing is necessary i argue to you who disagrees saying everything then wait, what is this a submarine i see a broken sewer pipe it is amazing what it does, you mean nothing no, it is a deterrent toward what, life no, war and terrorism but i want to live but you are no i am sensing the absence of sense you are confused you are a minion i have pride i am not dumb enough too i am alive only because they say you are i have control of nothing well i have a cause you don't know what it is i am supporting my country in its degradation

200 Orgasms A Year
Dr. Mehmet Oz, Oprah Winfrey's favorite physician, gave a fun health quiz on a recent "Oprah" show to help people determine their health IQ. How often should you have sex? The multiple choice options: once a week, twice a week, 10 times a month, 200 times a year. The answer: 200 times a year. "If you have more than 200 orgasms a year, you can reduce your physiologic age by six years," Dr. Oz says, basing this number on a study from researchers at Duke University who surveyed people about the amount and quality of sex they had. "They looked at what happened to folks that are having a lot of intercourse over time, and the fact is, it correlated." Frequent sex helps prove that your body is functioning as it is supposed to. "But in addition, having sex with someone that you care for deeply is one of the ways we achieve that Zen experience that we all crave as human beings," says Dr. Oz. "It's really a spiritual event for folks when they're with someone they love and they can

Orgasmically Challenged *blank Stare*
Ok so I'm sitting here rating Diana's pic during her HH...My one son is playin the 360, the other on the couch beside me, he's 11...I hear this buzzzzzzzzz'ng sound and ignore it cuz I figure it's the 360...Then Nick my 11 yr old say MOM, what is this??? OMFG one of my worst fears hits me in the face...Nick has my small "toy" in his hand asking me what this is...I have this deer in the headlight look on my face I'm sure...He says I found this in your purse mom, what is it??? I said, you found that in MY purse??? Stalling (sp) so I can come up with some kind of believable reason that is in my purse...Yeah yeah I keep it in my purse "hidden" cuz the sperm donor is threatened by them and has always accidentally thrown the others in the trash...I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE WOW, YOU FOUND THAT IN MY PURSE???Well, my 13 yr old who is turning 30 says LOL that's a neck massager, RIGHT MOM??? Laughing his ass off the entire time...I said *shrugs* I guess it is...Nick is like oh cool I wanna us

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I went to the beach at dusk and got naked behind this bush, then ventured out to a newly installed pole near the volleyball courts. The cool air felt good on my naked body. My penis was already erect in anticipation. When I reached the pole, I glanced around to see if any new people had arrived on the beach. I reached up grabbed on and pulled myself upwards with thighs clamping together. My penis jumped as it made contact with the chilled pole, but the sensation was all pleasurable. I began working on slowly climbing and clinging to the pole with my thighs clamping together in a precise rythmic motion. A few minutes pass before I start to feel something in my abdomen, that fluttering sensation. Now I am chasing that elusive explosive orgasm I know will come if I concentrate and work through the fatigue I now feel in my arms and hands. I start to gasp and breath hard as I intensify my efforts, and speed up my thighs and sutble humping action on the pole. A quick scan of the be

Organic Beauty Care Products
Newborn infants have delicate skin and they have very high chance to get affected by much environmental stress like sunburn, heat, cold and pollution. Using synthetic products on your infants can produce serious troubles after some ages. Therefore parents are supposed to go for other options like natural baby care products which are quite safe. Today a lot of baby cream existing in the market prepared from whole components. By applying organic baby care products on your infant you can avoid the risk that might happen due to synthetic products. It is more indispensable to defend your babies from the sun as they produce more risk. Day-after-day danger due to radiations from sun is rising and even skin cancers are developed after early childhood. Using sunscreen on your infants is the finest way to guard them from the sun. Natural sunscreens are offered in the market and synthetic sunscreens should be avoided which are made using chemicals elements.

Orgasms 101
Every girl should know and tell their girl friends. =) Subject: Orgasms 101: Priming for the 'Big O' Orgasms are natural, so you’d think women would have no trouble experiencing one any time they wanted one… or two… or 10. Still, about 70% of women fake it at some point. What gives? Here are 10 tips to get to the “big O.” Plus, how much do you want it? Rate your sex drive with our quiz… Maybe you’re too stressed out to enjoy a climax. Perhaps your partner’s not all that, ahem, stimulating. Whatever the cause, it’s time to stop going through the motions and start getting the big payoff. Here are 10 ways to help yourself have amazing orgasms: 1. Get out of your headIf you’ve got a negative tape loop running through your brain – Nice girls don’t… My thighs are too fat… I’ll be too loud – hit the Stop button! Self-criticism is a major passion squelcher. If yo

Organic Essential Oil
We strive to obtain a better lifestyle, however, it is critical that our focus is not only placed on a balanced living, we must also take into account the importance of providing the best for our skin. While ladies use makeup to beautify themselves, many of them do not realize that they are constantly applying harmful chemicals to their faces. In comparison to synthetic makeup that clogs pores; mineral organic makeup contains only the purest ingredients, eliminating blemishes. As most mineral foundations are a combination of foundation, concealer, powder and sunscreen, it allows the use of it to blend in with the skin flawlessly. Certainly, mineral makeup does enhance a lady’s natural glow; however, it is essential that they are well rested to experience the full effect. The appearance of an individual is greatly affected by the stress they experience, the amount of sleep they have, and such. Organic Essential oil is a good candidate to help an individual relax. There are vario

Organizational Changes At The North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about whether they will be replaced, and about other restructuring decisions at the North Pole. Streamlining was necessary due to the North Pole's loss of dominance of the season's gift distribution business. Home shopping channels and mail order catalogs have diminished Santa's market share. He could not sit idly by and permit further erosion of the profit picture. The reindeer downsizing was made possible through the purchase of a late model Japanese sled for the CEO's annual trip. Improved productivity from Dasher and Dancer, who summered at the Harvard Business School, is anticipated. Reduction in reindeer will also lessen airborne environmental emissions for which the North Pole has received unfavorable press. I am pleased to inform you that Rudolph's role will not be disturbed. Tradition still counts for something at the North Pole. Manag

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Orgasm's Healing Qualities
The natural high we reach, through the release of chemicals, at the time of orgasm, is one of the greatest and most powerful healing we can get. It cures everything, if we can stay on that high. The vibrational energy of an individual is lifted by the release of endorphines at orgasm. Have you noticed that sometimes you feel sluggish and low, the best vibrational adjustment to energy is an orgasm. And, it's cheap. How is that for motivation ??? Go forth and copulate ... It will alter the way you operate ... Hit it quick, Hit it fast Don't become a part of the past. Works for me ... :D Namaste Xena Isagun This is copyrighted material ~ Xena Isagun 2011

Organized Resettlement By Professionals Of Hyderabad
Moving from one location to another in thoughts seems very easy but practically it is very irritating activity that make their customers feel frustrate. For this task people try their all efforts to get it done according to their choice but due to lack of knowledge the task gets fail at every small way. So to avoid any big mistake during the relocation process one must take the help of experts who are working in this field from prolonged period. There are many packing and moving companies established in market that work day and night to ease out every problem of relocation for their clients. These companies got especial training for this job so that they do not make mistake. These companies serve numbers of services to their clients such as packing and moving, unpacking and rearrangement, loading and unloading. These basic services help the clients very effectively as it reduce the workload easily. Apart from these services people who want to avail some other allied services then comp

Orgasmic Stripperangela Launch + Capt’n Max Big C Update
Amina Noir, Angela Sommers as Stripperella, Dr. Suzy, Anthony Winn, Tasia Sutor, AfroDisiac & The Sybian. Photo: JuxLii Length: 01:36:40 Date: 03/24/2012 It’s a fact of life: the best laid plans may not get you laid the way you planned. The plan for our first live show after a month’s hiatus was to feature Capt’n Max’s triumphant return to the Speakeasy, having fought and won his Big C Battle. Whether or not it was divine retribution for our hubris in this, Max’s temperature suddenly shot up to 103.6. Yikes! Spring Fever indeed. We hustled him over to Keck Medical Center, his current home away from home. Fevers are common enough after neobladder surgery, so the docs aren’t worried (at least, they tell us they’re not); still they’re keeping him in there for now… But the show must go on. So on we go with the show, despite my wifely worries with Capt’n Max live on the phone from the hospital, a sexy student nurs

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These Apple Muffins are completely from organic produce, except the Baking Powder, but its aluminum free and low allergy. They are easy to make, good for you and delicious!220 grams plain purpose flour2 teapoons baking powder1/2 cup caster sugar3/4 cup milk or butter milk (butter milk will make then raise more)1 egg3/4 cup olive oil1 green apple - chopped100 grams (1/2 cup) sultanas1 teapoon cinnamonPreheat Oven to 180 celsius 50 fahrenheit).Place Muffin Papers in Muffin Tin x 12.Mix/Sift flour, sugar, cinnamon and baking powder into large bowl.Add sultanas and chopped green apple. Mix, coating fruit.Sift flour and baking powder into large bowl. Add Sugar.Combine milk, egg and olive oil in a separate bowl and whisk.Make a center in dry ingredient, pour in liquid and mix lightly, its better to be lumpy than over mixed. (Over mixed batter makes rubbery muffins)Spoon batter into muffin tin. Cook for 20-25min, cool on wire rack.Note: I used to scoff at sifting flour, but then I discovered

The Organization Is Committed To Upholding Any Previous Commitments. The Senators Were Forced To Cancel The 2012
NEW YORK -- Euphoria replaced pure panic at Madison Square Garden in a matter of moments. Kevin Walter Womens Jersey . And even the most optimistic New York Rangers fan couldnt have seen this one coming. Brad Richards scored the unlikeliest of power-play goals with just 7.6 seconds left in regulation, and Marc Staal added another one on the second half of the advantage in overtime to lift New York to a stunning 3-2 victory over the Washington Capitals in Game 5 of the Eastern Conference semifinals Monday night. "The last minute was incredible," Staal said. Just seconds away from a 3-2 series hole -- and facing the prospect of having to win two straight to survive and advance -- the Rangers somehow cured their ailing power play and rode it to one of the most thrilling wins in team history. "We knew we had a power play going into overtime and we wanted to get one and be quick," Staal said. "Thats what we ended up doing." The defenceman made sure that Richards tying goal wouldnt go to was

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Orgasms
My Big "O" MomentsHere just recently I met a man that takes me there, to my Ultimate O moment! So I like to share with you a few tips i've learned. 1.) Clear your head of all negative thoughts 2.) Role play~ be adventurous playful and most of naughty! 3.) Love yourself~So take your fingers for a walk, find out what makes you tick! Hard and Fast? Slow and soft? Experiment w/ different touches and rhythems. 4.) Finding thats G-spot~ It's not the holy grail of sex but it is so magicial! 5.)Find the road that leads to "O"~Just recently I learned by clamping down on me'es nipples with a nipple clamp lead me to a climax that was out of this world! i also found that stimulating and teasing my clit made for a stronger climax! 6.) Tell'em what you want~ Once you figure out what works for you tell your man! Trust me he wants to know! Especially to feel the fireworks booming!! 7.) Full speed ahead w/ FOREPLAY~Share this with your man: Me

Orgasms
Orgasms! Lately, i've been having your usual orgasms but i haven't experienced the type of orgasm where "my legs are quivering and whoever is fucking me or eating me out beg them to stop" type of orgasm! lol almost like in the videos! it really makes me wonder and wish what it feels like to orgasm sooooo fucking good that you are actually begging the person to stop! If i EVER find a man to fuck me like that i dont think i'd ever let go! lol man oh man if only people knew how much of a freak i am! I'm just sayin.......

Or Get On Some Good Meds.
i keep seeing these bulletins from people where they put "if you don't repost this you are heartless and remove yerself from my friends list" bullshit. first of all...i am not heartless. not by any means. i am a most caring and loving person..i have the biggest heart. so..not posting yer bullshit doesn't make me heartless....and i know it's NOT directed SOLELY at me...but it's pretty childish to even go that far. secondly...don't call someone heartless and then expect THEM to remove themselves. yer the over dramatic moron. YOU remove them! that's all she wrote.

Orgetfulness
I forget vividly, when I forget. If it was a word, I dismember it, letter by letter more and more lucid and in bold, until of it nothing remains, except never having been actually written. If it was a letter, I dismember it, name by name less and less felt in the lucidity of the bold until of it nothing remains; not even in vague symbol, what could have been actually an initial. And if it was a beginning, I dismember it; until of it nothing remains, but, element by element less and less coherent and thus, more and more lucid the wholeness of never having been the actual beginning of anything (word, letter, or name) except of this vivid forgetfulness: In bold, clear: THE END

The Orgin Of Little Debbie Snacks
MILF Hunting Should Be In the Olympics A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. While her dad gets his hair cut, she stands right next to the barber chair, eating a Hostess snack cake. The barber says to her, "You know, sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." "I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get tits too."

Orginially A Mumm
i am curious about something...why is it then when someone says they have an incurable illness such as i do one of two things happens....either i get told ways to cure it or i get told "I know (insert number here) of people that have that and they aren't incapacitated"...they don't realize there are different levels and don't try to understand...i had to go to the emergency room last night the pain was so bad...so why is it so hard to understand? i even went so far as to create a page on carepages.com to try to get people to understand...(the info in in my dunno stash)

Orgive Or Forget
i debated on making this a mum or not and actualy im not in the mood for the negative mummers soooo ill jus make this blog. if you decide to post a comment id love to see it alright this is about my dad starting from day one he denied me from the get go wanted a blood test blazay blah yeah sorry ur a lucky winner of me im yours. from there was empty promises had me up and waiting for special trips to the park,pool etc and he never showed up. i got older id see him on the streets id stop say hi hed buy me a pop or chips never nothing more mind u my dad is in hmmmm manufacturing and distributing so he had money..i was always the one to call him,hunt him down litteraly. when my older sis was fed up n said F*** him i beged her to forgive him hes our dad so nooooow. im an adult i gave up didnt speak to my dad or even know where he lived for over 10 years... i have 5 possibly 6 sisters all by him 2 brothers i never met my brothers let alone even see a picture but i knew my sisters their

Orginally Posted On Tears Of An Angel Profile...
With everything else that is happening...I've had to finally admit to myself that I have allowed someone to become to damn important to me on this site...I've let myself fall in love with the shadow of a person...Someone who isn't real...Just a face on a screen...Without meaning to...Or even being able to say when it actually happened...All I know is that I looked up one day and realized this person meant more to me than I thought...And now I'm sitting here realizing it's time to let that go...He doesn't know...And he never will from my mouth...There is no point in telling him...For what purpose? All I know is that he loves someone else...I've known that for a long time...And still my traitor heart couldn't say "no" it just kept beating for him...And I've come to the conclusion that I'm not meant to be with him...Or anyone else for that matter...After being single for a year I have yet to go out for a cup of coffee...Let alone on a date...And quite truthfully...I'm not sure I want to..

Orgin
In late 2006 two people got together and decided to rival the 2nd Alarm hottie as a group... They deicded to form a super hero group and from there "The Justice League Mafia" was born... This group consisted of CB Superman (Superman) & Supersuperwendy (Wonder Woman)... The group grew a little with the additions of Batman... Superman... Storm... Nightwing... & Catwoman... These few select people carried the group for a short span before the group stopped in early 2007... A few months later... The two originals JLM Members got back together to re-create the group bigger and stronger this time... This time the group grew to 36 members... Only this time we noticed we weren't alone in the Super Hero Groups... There was also a "Justice League of Fubar"... These group didn't rival but unstead saw each other as allies... They even shared graphics and other things as aid to each other... There was even talks of a merger then but the merger never happened at that time... This new JLM group l

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The Orgy
I was home alone and bored out of my mind, so i decided to call up a couple of my gal pals to see what they were up to and maybe go out clubbing. They said they were bored to, so i told them to get ready we're going out so they said ok. So i went to my closet pulled out my short leather mini skirt and low cut top, and my knee high boots, they looked awesome together. About an hour later i hopped in my car and went to pick up the girls, when i pulled up to my first friends i thought to myself damn she looks hot, I couldn't believe I was thinking this i'm not gay, but oh well she does look sexy as hell. I kept those thoughts to myself and we drove to our other friends and got her. Damn she looked hot too, I felt myself getting very aroused i don't know why but nor did i care. We walked in the club, all of a sudden we were surrounded by stares we looked at each other and just giggled and then went and grabbed a table. We ordered our drinks and when the waitress came back, we wen

Orgy-pure This Is How I Feel Every Single Day
Don't you bring me down Kick me when I'm down Put me away again Every now and then Your bottle spinning my fate As I hold my breath And you say you don't want any part of this now Where did it go so wrong I guess I'm finally finding out It's got me tripping now The little things, everywhere I go It's such a shame Why you held on, so long Why don't you confuse me a little more? Confuse me And I never thought that you Who would believe that I wasn't good enough? Those things I never thought you'd do You got the best of me You got the best of me, when you said you didn't love me anymore And I know, this will be the last time You've got me, running in circles like a freak So why do you try, to kick me when I'm down I'm down, all the way down Put me away again Every now and then Your bottle spinning my fate While I hold my breath Don't sweat the lies that you say I control Confuse me a little more (Confuse me) And I never thought that you Who wo

Orgy Pure
Don't you bring me down Kick me when I'm down Put me away again Every now and then Your bottle spinning my fate As I hold my breath And you say you don't want any part of this now Where did it go so wrong I guess I'm finally finding out It's got me tripping now The little things, everywhere I go It's such a shame Why you held on, so long Why don't you confuse me a little more? Confuse me And I never thought that you Who would believe that I wasn't good enough? Those things I never thought you'd do You got the best of me You got the best of me, when you said you didn't love me anymore And I know, this will be the last time You've got me, running in circles like a freak So why do you try, to kick me when I'm down I'm down, all the way down Put me away again Every now and then Your bottle spinning my fate While I hold my breath Don't sweat the lies that you say I control Confuse me a little more (Confuse me) And I never thought that you Who wo

Orgy - Stitiches
If it stayed i'd never leave it If that turned around I'd grieve the special dirty things that we used to talk about I mean that loving you is strange And adored by me throughout oh no it's you again Someday soon you'll find that someone Waiting for the chance to beat you Drooling on the set to feel you Blessing you with every kiss Tying yourself to me Stitch up my emptiness cause your the death of me So precious loving the thrill Tying yourself to me Stitch up my emptiness cause your the death of me So precious loving the thrill Such the patient one who needs me The spoiled one who wins So shocking where's your sense Don't you know i hate you, ohoh Unsatisfied,you little girl. Tying yourself to me Stitch up my emptiness cause your the death of me So precious loving the thrill Tying yourself to me Stitch up my emptiness cause your the death of me So precious loving the thrill Rolling dice and seeming queer Bastard love,a sick affair Let's see what ne

Orgy - Fiction ( Dreams In Digital )
she's lost in coma where it's beautiful intoxicated from the deep sleep, deep sleep do you wonder what it's like living in a permanent imagination? sleeping to escape reality, but you like it like that [Chorus:] guilty by design she's nothing more then fiction. she dreams in digital, cause it's better then nothing. now that control is gone, it seems unreal, she's dreaming in digital. she dreams in digital. and your pixel army can't save you now my finger's on the kill switch i remember i used to compose your dreams control your dreams and don't be afraid to expose yourself before i shut you down you made some changes since the virus caught you sleeping [Chorus]

The Orgy.....a Work In Progress
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Orgy Candy Salute
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Orgy Time
Yes it's that time of year where the warm weather is fading and cabin fever begins. So let's have an orgy. Yeah if ya didn't know I'm the Ultimate perv (swinger). Of course this limits to local people. Even have a club/resort that this can take place.. seen here: http://www.themountainretreat.net/ It's a fun clean resort. And Affordable.. September 19-20th I'll be there for the Fall orgy...hehe Reply here to apply to be there..

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Orgy Lounge Graphic Contest
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Orgy After Hours Auction Rules
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Oriah, Mountain Dreamer, Indian Elder
It doesn't interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for, And if you dare to dream of meeting your heart's longing. It doesn't interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love, For your dreams, for the adventure of being alive. It doesn't interest me what planets are squaring your moon. I want to know if you have touched the center of your own sorrow, If you have been opened by life's betrayals Or have become shriveled and closed from fear of further pain! I want to know if you can sit with pain, Mine or your own, without moving to hide it or fade it, or fix it. I want to know if you can be with JOY, mine or your own; If you can dance with wildness and let the ecstasy fill you To the tips of your fingers and toes Without cautioning us to be careful, be realistic, Or to remember the limitations of being human. It doesn't interest me if the story you are telling me is true. I want t

Orianthi Lyrics » According To You Lyrics
I'm stupidI'm uselessI can't do anything rightAccording to youI'm difficultHard to pleaseForever changing my mindI'm a mess in a dressCan't show up on timeEven if it would save my lifeAccording to youAccording to youBut according to himI'm beautiful, incredibleHe can't get me out of his headAccording to himI'm funny,irresistibleEverything he ever wantedEverything is oppositeI don't feel like stopping itSo baby tell me what I got to loseHe's into me for everything I'm notAccording to youAccording to youI'm boringI'm moodyYou can't take me any placeAccording to youI suck at telling jokes cause I always give it awayI'm the girl with the worst attention spanYou're the boy who puts up with itAccording to youAccording to youBut according to himI'm beautiful,incredibleHe can't get me out of his headAccording to himI'm funny, irresistibleEverything he ever wantedEverything is oppositeI don't feel like stopping itSo baby tell me what I got to loseHe's into me for everything I'm notAccording to

Orianthi
According to you I'm stupid, I'm useless, I can't do anything right. According to you I'm difficult, hard to please, forever changing my mind. I'm a mess in a dress, can't show up on time, even if it would save my life. According to you. According to you. But according to him I'm beautiful, incredible, he can't get me out of his head. According to him I'm funny, irresistible, everything he ever wanted. Everything is opposite, I don't feel like stopping it, so baby tell me what I got to lose. He's into me for everything I'm not, according to you. According to you I'm boring, I'm moody, you can't take me any place. According to you I suck at telling jokes cause I always give it away. I'm the girl with the worst attention span; you're the boy who puts up with that. According to you. According to you. But according to him I'm beautiful, incredible, he can't get me out of his head. According to him I'm funny, irresistible, everything he ever wanted. Everything is opposite, I don't feel l

Orianthi - According To You
According to you I'm stupid, I'm useless, I can't do anything right. According to you I'm difficult, hard to please, forever changing my mind. I'm a mess in a dress, can't show up on time, even if it would save my life. According to you. According to you. But according to him I'm beautiful, incredible, he can't get me out of his head. According to him I'm funny, irresistible, everything he ever wanted. Everything is opposite, I don't feel like stopping it, so baby tell me what I got to lose. He's into me for everything I'm not, according to you. According to you I'm boring, I'm moody, and you can't take me any place. According to you I suck at telling jokes cause I always give it away. I'm the girl with the worst attention span; you're the boy who puts up with that. According to you. According to you. But according to him I'm beautiful, incredible, he can't get me out of his head. According to him I'm funny, irresistible, everything he ever wanted. Everything is opposite, I don't feel

Orianthi - Believe
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Orientation For Surgury
I have an appointment next month for surgury orientation. After that if all the tests are good, then I can have the surgery done. I will have my new and improved body probably in time for the new year. Wooooo Hooooo!!!!!!!

Orientation
I finished my first day of work at Wal*Mart. We filled out a bunch of paperwork, watched videos, made our badges, toured the store and went over saftey, filled out some more papers, went to lunch for an hour, came back watched some videos, then had a talk with the Store Manager, walked to the security office, watched some shoplifters on their videos, [that was cool], and went back to the office to watch another video, and did CBLs, Computer Based Learning of our specific positions, and I failed the alcohol one 5 times!!!! You need a 100 to pass that one, and I got 1 wrong several times. So I will continue tommorrow with those things, and go home at 5pm. Sunday I begin training on the register, so hopefully I don't fuck up too bad. well going to go PEE PEE, then make supper for me and Ray. --Misty

Oriental Grilled Swordfish
Oriental Grilled Swordfish Grilling is great for meaty fish like swordfish and tuna, and the prep is simple because the steaks need only about half an hour of marinating time. Try serving this dish with sliced cucumbers tossed with a bit of rice wine vinegar and a pinch of salt and sugar. Credit: Lifestyle Cooks Servings: 6 Ingredients: * 6 swordfish, monkfish or tuna steaks, about 1/4 pound each * 1/2 cup soy sauce * 2 teaspoons fresh gingerroot, grated * 1/2 cup Chinese cooking wine, rice wine or dry sherry * 2 cloves garlic, minced or pressed * 1/4 cup toasted sesame oil * Lime wedges, chopped green onions, Japanese wasabi (optional) Directions: Lightly rinse the fish, pat it dry and set it aside. In a bowl, combine the soy sauce, ginger, wine and minced garlic. Place the fish in a bowl; pour the marinade over it. Refrigerate for about 30 minutes, turning once or twice. Lift the fish out of the marinade and let it drain. R

Oriental Pork Chops
Oriental Pork Chops 4 (3/4 to 1 inch thick) boneless butterflied pork chops 1 egg beaten 4 tbsp. soy sauce 1/4 cup bread crumbs 1/2 tsp garlic powder 1/8 tsp ginger Place chops in shallow baking dish. Combine egg, soy sauce and pour over chops. Turn to coat. Cover and marinate at least 1 hour, turning occasionally in the refrigerator. Combine bread crumbs, garlic powder and ginger, dredge chops on all sides in bread crumb mixture. Arrange in shallow baking pan coated with cooking s, not the one used for the marinate unless it is cleaned first. Bake in 350 degree oven for 30 minutes turn chops and continue baking until done about 30 minutes.

Oriental Cashew Asparagus
Oriental Cashew Asparagus 1 pound asparagus spears 1 1/2 cups fresh button mushrooms 1 medium red onion, cut into thin wedges 1/4 cup chopped sweet red pepper 1 tablespoon butter or margarine 1 teaspoon cornstarch 2 tablespoons teriyaki sauce tablespoon water 2 tablespoons cashew halves Snap off and discard woody bases from fresh asparagus. If desired, scrape off scales. Bias-slice asparagus into 1-inch pieces (you should have 3 cups). Place a steamer basket in a saucepan. Add water to just below the bottom of the basket. Bring water to boiling. Add asparagus to basket. Cover and reduce heat; steam for 2 minutes. Add mushrooms, onion, and seet pepper. Cover and steam for 2 to 5 minutes more or until vegetables are crisp-tender. Remove basket; discard liquid. In the same saucepan melt butter; stir in cornstarch and1/4 teaspoon black pepper. Add the teriyaki sauce and water. Cook and stir until thickend and bubbly. Return vegetables to saucepan; toss gently to coat.

Oriental-style Broccoli
Oriental-Style Broccoli 1/2 pound flank steak 1 1/2 pounds broccoli 2 teaspoons sherry 1/8 teaspoon pepper 2 teaspoons soy sauce 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon sugar 1/4 cup salad oil 2 teaspoons cornstarch Put meat in the freezer about 15 minutes before starting preparation. Cut cold meat into thin slices, across grain of meat and at a slant. Wash broccoli; cut flowerettes from stalk. Cut stalks into diagonal 1/4-inch slices. Combine sherry, pepper, soy sauce, salt, sugar, and 1/2 cup water. In a skillet over medium high heat add 2 tablespoons of the salad oil; add broccoli-stalk slices. Cover skillet; shake a little and cook 2 minutes. Add broccoli flowerettes; cover and cook another 2 minutes. Broccoli show now be crisply tender. Remove broccoli to a warm plate. Put remaining oil in the hot skillet. Add sliced meat. Brown quickly on both sides. Pour in soy sauce mixture. Cover and cook 2 minutes. Add cooked broccoli. Dissolve cornstarch in 1/4 cup water. Add to brocc

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Original Og!
for all whos seen my pics and my background i create them myself.my blueish eye was made by me and everything else was made by me....no help at all...im not a pro and im not a beginner so im in between..so i can make someone a pic or something if they want..but dont except it to be perfect but i can try my best! holla!

The Origon Of Vampfire!
For centuries vampires and demons have haunted our dreams and imagination. The difference is demons for some reason have stayed visible throughout the years but vampires have stayed out of sight. There are documents of both existing but no hard evidence of any vampire remains or sightings ever reported. There was a time when both were at war for the control of humanity! Even a lost document of such events has been recorded but never found! That's because it's been kept from the world behind the walls of the knights of the higher order at the Vatican in Rome! This ancient text describes how demons and vampires fought to be the dominant species in the world. Secret wars were fought for centuries and said to be the bloodiest of all wars! It is said demons would always get the upper hand on the vampires because of their ability to possess people. This gave demons an advantage to destroy the vampires when they slept in the day. The vampires were said to retaliate at night destroying the

Origin Of Wallace
Clan Wallace is for obvious reasons, one of the greatest, if not the greatest, Clan History from Scotland, because of Scotland's Hero, William Wallace, Guardian of Scotland, defender of the freedom of Scotland. This Clan has no Septs (or family members) just Wallace, this is the current Chief's decison. Gaelic Name: Uallas Branches: Wallace of Cairnhill, Wallace of Cessnock, Wallace of Craigie, Wallace of Ellerslie (that's me), Wallace of Kelly, Wallace of Riccarton. Arms: Gules, a lion rampant Argent within a bordure counter-compony of the Last and Azure. Motto: Pro Libertate (For Liberty) Badge: : Issuant from a crest coronet of four (three visible) strawberry leaves Or, a dexter arm vambraced, the hand brandishing a sword all Proper. Lands: Ayrshire and Renfrewshire Origin of Name: From Volcae, a tribe in North Gaul In old Latin documents the term Walensis is used to designate the Welsh, but in Scotland is more commonly used as a native name meaning a Strathclyde B

The Origins Of Emotions
Does this mean I have permission to get a new man every four years Stumbled across this as well, you can read some more of the chapters by clicking on the link below. The Origins of Emotion by Mark Devon The following are excerpts from the book: “Maternal love stops when a child is 33 months old. Mothers maximize their reproduction by focusing on the next child when the current child can feed itself. By 33 months, children can feed themselves if food is available. They can walk and their first set of teeth have completed eruption.” “Men only love a woman for 42 months, which covers 9 months of gestation and 33 months of post-natal care. Both sexes maximize reproduction by starting a new reproductive cycle with a new partner when a child can feed itself.” “Revenge encourages victims of rule breaking to always retaliate, whether it helps them or not. The more victims retaliate, the fewer rule breakers there are. The fewer rule breakers there are, the more ef

Original Creative Writing Piece
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#2 Original Creative Writing Piece
"Hysterical Avenues" In a space so designed for circumstances - I've sat lonely for years - expecting wish to belate tears. So careful is the expectancy of wishes. And it's terribly fine to be represented in such lush categories. A certain madness abound - Does not make hardly make a sound. Except wishful drops in an empty bucket. Cause the once faitful to scream, "Fuck It!". And systematically alone and scared. Sick of the days events imposed on you from hysterical avenues. Never to cease. I've torn a crease in my heart - buried it in the flesh once used for playing. I don't want this. Boredom for fools - a social contract silently made - with "Now will you accept me?" eyes. I'll bribe you into submission - pay you on Fridays - or maybe every other Thursdays. Laden you down with gold and silver and a big screen tv. I'll laugh when you scream, "Where is ME!!??" A simple trade - the deals been made - get used to it or I'll extend you another credit card - think h

Original Poem By Dawna Marie Wright
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Original Poetry
Your Mark Conventions are the ties that bind, from new sensations keep me blind. Withhold from me no more the pleasure, of this pain I've grown to treasure. Exquisite pain...I seek release, send tremors through my body. Then leave your mark for all to see, that I might be set free. Your nails run deep across my skin, they leave behind their sensual trail. To be followed by your hungry bites, lasting long into the night. So when this night of passions over, and the heat of lust subsides, I'll trace those marks and reminisce, reminded of pains pleasure. Kevin F. Dustin

Original Poetry
Bound and Gagged Bound and gagged on bent knees silent. Her Master’s pleasure she awaits. He enters in, her message sent, that she might try his pleasure sate. Her Master loosens cords tied tight, removes the gag between her lips. He reaches over, turns on the light, that he might see curvaceous hips. She lays back down on satin sheets, caressing hands’ cross silken thighs. Her fingers linger where her legs meet, coaxing out her pleasured cries. He takes her loving hand in palm, then suckles on her moistened fingers. Though lust grown strong he remains calm, entranced by that loving scent which lingers. With one quick move this trance he breaks, he reaches up and grabs her hair. In his mouth her tongue he takes, until her mouth is swollen fair. Kevin Dustin

Original Poetry
Submission Earned Sounds that echo in the night Reminds her of the silence Filtered through her blinded sight And heightened in defense Goose bumps risen, hair on end Shivers up and down her spine Senses on alert ascend Adrenaline rush of fear sublime Flinching in anticipation Of the pain which she so craves Welts rise slowly, one by one Her body, heart and soul enslaved These marks a tribute to submission For a price paid very dear Though falsely assumed to be freely given ‘twas his earned trust which finally conquered fear Kevin F. Dustin

Original Poetry
Passions Fire Heart and soul securely bound Satisfaction her desire For in submission she has found Release in passion's fire The pleasure of his soft caress Followed by the sting Of leather laid upon her flesh Such ecstasy it brings Patterns drawn across her skin An art form seldom ever shared Etched in pain and colored in Because her Master cared With passion lit and burning high Searing cross soft silken path To trace the way a tear she cries Afraid she's earned her Master's wrath As molten river seeks release And her body quakes in pleasure She cries out, help me Master please To give to you full measure Kevin F. Dustin

Original Poetry
The Fire Within Cat up on the mantle, fire burning, flickering bright. Lovers embraced upon the couch, their shadows dance in firelight. Windows open; breeze blows in, soft against their naked skin. Night sounds enter; natures din, to mix with sounds of sexual sin. The moment comes when passions rise; heartbeats pound as one. They look into each others eyes, and together sensual pleasures come. Kevin F. Dustin ©1998

Origin
in case any body was wondering how i come up with all this in my blogs, well i wrote them the first time i went to the iraq war, nobody realy knows what war is like untill your there, yea the news can show you but thay dont show you everything, there are thing in war that nobody will ever understand so dont bother trying, or it will take you a life time to understand, so those of you that have been there you know what its like and you know how to live it every day, im not sayin war is wrong im not sayin war is rite but war is and will always be a part of life so get used to it an dont disrespect the ppl who do go into war, thay are doing things that most cane imagin. when i came back i was called every name in the book from babykiller to the devil himself and i dont realy give a fuk i didnt do the things i did for anybody els but my son to insure some kind of peace for him and his kids, so call me the devil call me a baby killer but if some chick holding a baby and an ak47 you better

The Origin Of Women
The Origin Of Women Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and it would be a woman. He said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear you children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to takecare of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and compassion whenever needed". Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?" God said, "An arm and a leg." To which Adam replied, "What can I get for just a rib?" The rest is history.

Origins Of Yule And Christmas--a Wiccan/pagan Must Read
THE SPIRITS AND GHOSTS OF YULE By Montague Whitsel Synopsis: The Winter Solstice has long been associated with ghosts and sprits in Pagan as well as Christian Traditions. "Christmas" has its ghosts, as does the Yule; when there are spirits behind every door and in every closet as well as dancing in the flames of candles and hearth-fires. What are these spirits and who are these ghosts, and why are mortals haunted in the tides of Winter's Solstice? In this article we will explore these questions, becoming acquainted with some of the more traditional Yuletide ghosts in Celtic traditions as well as reclaiming one of the more well-known spirit entities in our secular western "December Holiday" celebrations. We are all familiar with "Christmas" ghost stories from Charles Dickens "A Christmas Carol to Tim Burton's "The Nightmare before Christmas." I have often been asked, though, why there should be ghosts and hauntings at this time of the year when many people want to be focused on f

Origin Of Taps
Have any of you ever been to a military funeral in which taps were played; this brings out a new meaning of it. Here is something Every American should know. Until I read this, I didn't know, but I checked it out and it's true: We in the United States have all heard the haunting song, "Taps". It's the song that gives us that lump in our throats and usually tears in our eyes. But, do you know the story behind the song? If not, I think you will be interested to find out about its humble beginnings. Reportedly, it all began in 1862 during the Civil War, when Union Army Captain Robert Ellicombe was with his men near Harrison 'S Landing in Virginia . The Confederate Army was on the other side of the narrow strip of land. During the night, Captain Ellicombe heard the moans of a soldier who lay severely wounded on the field. Not knowing if it was a Union or Confederate soldier, the Captain decided to risk his life and bring the stricken man back for medical attention. Crawling on his stomach

Original Poetry 2
I seek the princess’s hand Just as every other man How may I win my princess? Should undying devotion I profess? How might I gain her favor? I fear my determination might wavier I am but a lowly peasant And she is far beyond my acquiescent So I should seek my fortune across the sea But even so, a prince I’ll never be But if gain my fortune and cross the sand Just like the Count of Monte Cristo I could lay my plan I could go to that castle lain in the Poconos And climb the highest tower just to hand her a rose But alas the walls are steep and hard to breach And like those cold stone walls ‘tis her heart I can’t reach Amongst her court with princes and noblemen all gathered ‘round My voice is too far away for the princess to hear a sound Amongst her kingdom are great men and scholars that sing to her their song And kingdom such as that I just don’t belong It is my destiny to only admire her from afar So I will honor her by giving her, her own star Though I may not

Origin Of The Twelve Days Of Christmas
The Origin of the Twelve Days of Christmas You're all familiar with the Christmas song, "The Twelve Days of Christmas" I think. To most it's a delightful nonsense rhyme set to music. But it had a quite serious purpose when it was written. It is a good deal more than just a repetitious melody with pretty phrases and a list of strange gifts. Catholics in England during the period 1558 to 1829, when Parliament finally emancipated Catholics in England, were prohibited from ANY practice of their faith by law - private OR public. It was a crime to BE a Catholic. "The Twelve Days of Christmas" was written in England as one of the "catechism songs" to help young Catholics learn the tenets of their faith - a memory aid, when to be caught with anything in *writing* indicating adherence to the Catholic faith could not only get you imprisoned, it could get you hanged, or shortened by a head - or hanged, drawn and quartered, a rather peculiar and ghastly punishment I'm not aware was ev

Original Poetry 3
She came to me from above in an electric dream; as I was trying witness a display of illicit delight, she stimulated me much more than ever expected to be that night; she has possessed my mind, but it is my heart that she could redeem; Love’s sweet mistress I have wronged before, but she takes no notice or mind as if my past is a part of some forgotten lore; She has a classic beauty like a radiant maiden from a fairytale; having skin so fair with eyes like emerald lightning and hair like fire, to see her close and touch her skin…. I get joy just to aspire and the sound of her voice seems to inspire my endless desire; She haunts my perception, she penetrates me from every direction, though she is so far away, she touches me from a distance… and though life has hardened my heart, I seem to have no resistance; She comes to me… each night like a dream I keep dreaming and hope will come true, a voice in the night across three hundred miles of darkness… she comes to me; I

Original Poetry 4
Lost on a concrete island in a cement sea, Day by day nature is lost seamlessly; Where must I go? How far can it be? Just to see, To see just one tree; The beauty of the world, and nature’s glory obscured by the progress of man, Is nature lost or has it been captured, processed, bottled, and placed in a can? Remnants of an industrial revolution lay as a stark reminder of the destruction of god’s work through man’s toil and invention, Will Mother Nature stand for such dissention? And not to mention, the legions of fey, totem, and dragon that guard her ascension? Though nature’s beauty has not passed from sight, The city skyline is still pierced by her light, And if you listen, You can still hear her call in the dead of night...

The Original Van Halen To Reunite?
Well, 2007's Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame inductees have finally been announced, and we are thrilled to report that Van Halen have made the cut! Hall Of Fame ceremonies sure have been pretty snoozy lately, but (joy!) with the sundry estranged members Van Halen in attendance, you know things will be interesting this year. (For those needing a VH refresher course, here's the Cliff Notes: Over the past quarter-century, original frontman David Lee Roth was brutally ousted; second singer Sammy Hagar left under similarly acrimonious circumstances; bassist Michael Anthony was replaced by Eddie Van Halen's 15-year-old son, Wolfgang; and, in an instance of shark-jumping bad enough to make even Fonzie himself cringe, VH recruited Extreme crooner Gary Cherone for the career-killing Van Halen III album.) This week, the original VH members managed to get along well enough to collaborate on a superbrief joint statement ("It is an honor and a privilege and we would like to thank the fans and the Rock A

The Origin Of Love~
When the earth was still flat And clouds made of fire And mountains stretched up to the sky Sometimes higher Folks roamed the earth like big rolling kegs They had two sets of arms They had two sets of legs They had two faces peering Out of one giant head So they could watch all around them As they talked; while they read And they never knew nothing of love It was before the origin of love The origin of love And there were three sexes then, One that looked like two men Glued up back to back Called the children of the sun And similiar in shape and girth Was the children of the earth They looked like two girls rolled up in one And the children of the moon Were like a fork stuck on a spoon They were part sun, part earth, part daughter, part son The origin of love Now the gods grew quite scared Of our strength and defiance And Thor said "I'm gonna kill them all with my hammer Like I killed the giants" But the Zeus said "No You better let me use my lightning

The Origin Of Curing Ceremonies / Apache Legend
This his how ceremonies started among us for the curing of sick people. Long, long ago, the Earth was made. Then the One Who Made the Earth also planned for each person to have a piece of land that he could live on and call his own. Our people were living in one such place, but they didn't like that particular spot. So the One Who Made the Earth told them to move to a new location, and when they did, they slept well, and liked it, and lived in a good way. Then two men among them became sick and grew weaker and weaker day by day. The people didn't do anything for them because no one knew then about illnesses and how to cure them. The One Who Made the Earth said, "Why don't you do something for those two men? Why don't you say some words over them?" But the people had no knowledge of curing ceremonies. Four men among the people happened to be standing, one to the east, one to the south, one to the west, and one to the north. The One Who Made the Earth spoke to one of th

An Original
Well everyone else seems to post poetry so ill give it a go too lol. Ring of the Phone In his room he sits alone Waiting, hoping for the ring of the phone In his room he watches tv Wondering and asking "Why doesn't anyone love me?" There is no answer none at all On deaf ears do his screams fall He's tired of this no more pain From his wrists his blood did drain Even in his death he is alone No one left to hear the ring of the phone

Origins Of Salsa The Puerto Rican Influence
Date: Feb 9, 2007 2:12 PM Origins of Salsa the Puerto Rican Influence by Paul F. Clifford Salsa has origins in Cuban music but credit for it's worldwide popularity belongs to the Puerto Ricans of New York! The popularity of Salsa throughout the world is indirectly a consequence of American economic and social imperialism (McDonalds, Coca Cola, TV, movies, music etc) but in this case, it is probably a good thing! Musically, Salsa has its roots firmly based in the Afro-Spanish musical traditions of Cuba but its worldwide popularity should be attributed to the Puerto Ricans of New York. For Non-Latinos, our knowledge of Latin Culture and Music comes from American movies and in most cases that means Puerto Rican experience as depicted in them. Often, the first time we heard the music, it was in the backing track of a movie. It was probably even a movie that motivated us to go to a Latin nightclub for the first time! Between 1915 and 1930 around 50,000 Puerto Rican

Origins Of West Virginia Place Names
Origins of West Virginia Place Names The following are origins of names of counties and cities and towns in West Virginia. A principal source for this information was the West Virginia Blue Book. Entries with [Shirey] are from The Big Sewell Mountain Country by Mervin R. Shirey, which provides origins of names of some Fayette County towns. Another source is The Heritage of McDowell County, West Virginia 1858-1995, published by the McDowell County Historical Society. Contributors to this page include: James Owston, Okey King, Carlene Adkins, James L. Files, Martha Mills, Rick Smith, James M. Cox, Will Nicoll, J. B. Breeding, Beverly Cyphers, Dennis Upshur, Jim Simon, David E. Lake, Cathy Stuart Jackson, Charles Lewis, Billy Rose, Pat Greene, Ashley Bradford, David Estep, Jim Gray, Sherlene Hall Bartholomew, Janet Sponaugle, Jennifer Davis, Warren Napier, Kathy Deskins, Robert Thompson, Jonathen Morgan, and Bob Gossett. Additions for this list are welcome via e-mail. Last revision:

Original Hollywood Squares - Unscripted
If you remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when "Hollywood Squares" game show responses were spontaneous,not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course. Q. Do female frogs croak? A. Paul Lynde: "If you hold their little head under water long enough." Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be? A. Charley Weaver: "Three days of steady drinking should do it." Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. A. George Gobel: "Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes." Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? A. Don Knotts: "That's what's been keeping me awake." Q. According to Cosmopolitain, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married? A. Rose Marie: "No;

Origination Of Taps
24 Notes That Tap Deep Emotions Jari A. Villanueva Of all the military bugle calls, none is so easily recognized or more apt to render emotion than the call Taps. The melody is both eloquent and haunting and the history of its origin is interesting and somewhat clouded in controversy. In the British Army, a similar call known as Last Post has been sounded over soldiers' graves since 1885, but the use of Taps is unique with the United States military, since the call is sounded at funerals, wreath-laying and memorial services. Taps began as a revision to the signal for Extinguish Lights (Lights Out) at the end of the day. Up until the Civil War, the infantry call for Extinguish Lights was the one set down in Silas Casey's (1801-1882) Tactics, which had been borrowed from the French. The music for Taps was adapted by Union General Daniel Butterfield for his brigade (Third Brigade, First Division, Fifth Army Corps, Army of the Potomac) in July, 1862. Daniel Adams Butterfield (31

Origin Of B.u.o.f.m.
Hiya Friends/Family/Fans! Welcome to my Butt-Ugly Older Fat Men (B.U.O.F.M.) Blog. I will be using this Blog to spew out whatever pops into my mind on a non-general matter, some serious, some goofy, from time to time. What is B.U.O.F.M.? Well, it's a term I am stealing from a Real Life friend, who I managed to get to start a CT page....Viperbaron. It describes us, if only in our own minds, and I get a kick out of it. It's a term of endearment to us, so don't take it wrong. It's just FUN! That said, I hope my "From the mind of a B.U.O.F.M" period Blogs will entertain, inform, etc. you! *HUGS* Phil (Proud to be a B.U.O.F.M.)

An Original Erotic Poem....by Master Wolf
For my first blog entry on this site, I thought I would jump right in and post one of my poems. I hope that y'all like it. Feel free to let me know what you think of it...and thank for taking the time to read it... Walk in peace... Wolf ****WARNING**** The poem below contains ADULT MATERIAL! If you are UNDER 18 or EASILY OFFENDED by the GRAPHIC, WRITTEN DEPICTION of SEXUAL SITUATIONS, please, DO NOT CONTINUE READING THIS POST!!! Untitled... The sun has set All of her chores have been completed She sits at the computer, reading the days e-mails Her Master sits on the couch watching television She is engrossed in her reading She doesn’t know that her Master is watching her She doesn’t see the hungry glint in His eyes Without a sound He stands A single long stride brings Him up behind her His hands rest lightly on her shoulders The touch startles her slightly Softly he chuckles at her reaction Gently, He begins to massage her shoulders an

The Origin Of April Fool's Day
The Origin of April Fool's Day The origin of April Fool's Day remains clouded in obscurity. Basically no one knows exactly where, when, or why the celebration began. What we do know is that references to 'All Fool's Day' (what April Fool's Day was first called) began to appear in Europe during the late Middle Ages. All Fool's Day was a folk celebration and elite participation in it was minimal (which is why it's so difficult to trace the exact origin of the day, because the people celebrating it back then weren't the kind of people who kept records of what they did). But what is clear is that the tradition of a day devoted to foolery has ancient roots. As we look back in time we find many ancient predecessors of April Fool's Day. Ancient Roots Throughout antiquity numerous festivals included celebrations of foolery and trickery. The Saturnalia, a Roman winter festival observed at the end of December, was the most important of these. It involved dancing, drinking, and general

The Origin Of Cell Phones
Good morning y’all. Y’know, I took a ride to Jerome, Arizona a while back and did a little bit of people watching. Now, for those of you that don’t know, Jerome is up in the mountains a few miles south of Flagstaff at the 5,000-foot level. To get there you take route 89A, 158 curves in, about, 12 miles. Awesome! It’s one of those artsy-fartsy “ghost-hamlets” where anyone that can put two beads together can open up a jewelry shop. It is a fun place to visit though, an old mining town with, mostly, original buildings. Anyway, I watched all the tourists, bikers and the locals. What really surprised is about half of them had cell phones up and running… even while touring the old town area… on the back of motorcycles through the curves! Driving their SUV’s through the switchbacks! A lot of them had those little electronic doohickeys stuffed in their ears, looks like something out of Star Wars. What the hell… I have tried many times to figure out this obsession of being on the ph

The Original Hollywood Squares
Do you remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics? These great questions and answers are from the days when " Hollywood Squares" game show responses were spontaneous and clever not scripted and (often) dull as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course. Q. Do female frogs croak? A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough. Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be? A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes. Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake. Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a strang

Origin Of Nuggets
Joe's Nuggets of Knowledge Ok everyone....When i was in high school my football coach came up with a phrase called "Nuggets of Knowledge" it was strange lil facts or comments that were aimed at making you think more deeply about a situation or life in general....Thus, I have adapted his philosophy to form my own nuggets which serve as inspiration or thought provoking items....I hope you enjoy... If you can make one person smile every day than you are the richest person alive no matter how much money is in your pockets Everyone has more in their life than they notice...friends were put here to help us see those hidden extras Love is the greatest tragedy you will ever enjoy Love something in your life with an unequaled passion...for if you don't take the chance to love then you wrong both your heart and the heart of the coveted object Care not for outer beauty because even the most striking eyes and smile cannot hide an ugly soul Loneliness is a state of mind that

Origin Of The Werewolf Legend
During middle ages, especially from 15th to 17th century, Europe was under the dark shadow of ignorance and superstitions. Towns were underdeveloped and people lived near woods. The fear of wolves was like a nightmare. Their attacks were so frequent and atrocious in nature that people even feared to travel from one place to another. Every morning, countryside people would find half-eaten human limbs scattered on their fields. The first recorded Werewolf sighting took place around the countryside of German town Colongne and Bedburg in 1591. An age-old pamphlet describes those shivering moments vividly. Few people cornered a large wolf and set their dogs upon it. They started to pierce it with sharp sticks and spears. Surprisingly the ferocious wolf did not run away or tried to protect itself, rather it stood up and turned out to be a middle-aged man he was Peter Stubbe from the same village. Stubbe was put on a torture wheel where he confessed sixteen murders including two pregnan

Original Person
I AM A ORIGINAL PERSON,WITH MANY THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS,WHEN I HURT,I HURT,WHEN MY FRIENDS HURT I SHARE THEIR PAIN,WHEN I'M HAPPY EVERYONE KNOWS IT,YOU CAN SEE THE GREEN GLOW IN MY EYES,WHEN THEY ARE HAPPY I AM HAPPY FOR THEM,...AND I ALWAYS SAY WHAT I FEEL AND SPEAK MY MIND.

The Original Club 14th St Party
A: is for the apple we made a bong. B: is for the bud we smoked from the apple. C: is for the cat in the bag that we blew hits all night D: is for the dog waiting for the cat to to come out the bag E: is for the countless extacy pills i took F: is for the friends that brought more beer and weed G: is for "GOOD TIMES" H: is for the high that lasted three months I: see you J: is for the five bottles of jacquins brandy we drank each K: is for the kangaroo that gave me the acid L: is for the second letter in bLunt M: is for must of had to have some shrooms wit it N: is for all the narcotics we wont do O: is for the opium that the cops didnt find P: is for the paodi jason grew R: is for the roaches we smoked from the apple S: is for the six months it took to clean up T: is for the tit that popped out during the cat fight U: want some. no you cant handle it V: is for the vommiting that raised the paodi high W: is for the 100 bottles of wet we couldnt party with out X:

Origin Of Deja Vu Pinpointed
Dave Mosher LiveScience Staff Writer LiveScience.com Thu Jun 7, 2:20 PM ET The brain cranks out memories near its center, in a looped wishbone of tissue called the hippocampus. But a new study suggests only a small chunk of it, called the dentate gyrus, is responsible for “episodic” memories—information that allows us to tell similar places and situations apart. The finding helps explain where déjà vu originates in the brain, and why it happens more frequently with increasing age and with brain-disease patients, said MIT neuroscientist Susumu Tonegawa. The study is detailed today in the online version of the journal Science. Like a computer logging its programs’ activities, the dentate gyrus notes a situation’s pattern—it’s visual, audio, smell, time and other cues for the body’s future reference. So what happens when its abilities are jammed? When Tonegawa and his team bred mice without a fully-functional dentate gyrus, the rodents struggled to tell the difference bet

Original Poetry
MOONLIT SURRENDER He emerges from the shower, toweling droplets from tanned skin, smelling like summer, smelling like the sea. Towel around his waist -a gift waiting to be unwrapped- he opens the door, wisps of steam swirling ahead of him. Like the fog that rises when the earth is warm but the air is cool. I lie in shadows, breathing deeply, calmly. I let him think I sleep peacefully so I can watch him moving silently, deliberately; my pensive, tawny cougar. He paces the room, listening to the night. Moonlight sifts through the blinds, alighting on his skin as he moves now in and now out of the silver beams. I know his need, I know this hunger. I whisper softly, "Come to me." I feel his sigh, his growl, on the cool night air. As he stands over me, his eyes devour me. Lit no longer by cool moonglow, they glimmer now with hot desire. Water shakes free of his hair as he bends to me. My heart leaps beneath my breast as he takes my kiss. His strong hand in

The Original Spring Potato Salad
The Original Spring Potato Salad Ingredients About 2 pounds new red potatoes 1/4 cup chopped green onions 1 stalk celery, bias cut 1 1/2 cups frozen peas 1/2 cup grated cheddar cheese 2/3 cup mayonnaise 1 tablespoon white vinegar salt and pepper Directions 1. Cut the potatoes into chunks and boil them in salted water. It is not necessary to peel the potatoes. Drain the potatoes and let cool. Add the green onions, celery, frozen peas, and cheese and toss. 2. Mix the mayonnaise and vinegar together. Stir the dressing into the vegetables. Salt and pepper to taste. Refrigerate over night. Baker’s note: If you like, add tarragon, dill, or basil to your salad.

Original Poem
Waiting, anticipating, that first precious kiss Longing, aching, you are sorely missed. I lie awake at night Till the early morning light Till I can hear your voice But I have no choice. You have me heart, soul and mind Please, God, be kind. Don't make me wait too long That would be so wrong. We are meant to be Can't we both see??? We are fading, falling fast Oh God, make this feeling last...

Original Art By My Friend Robert Mccausland
My friend Robert McCausland is an exceptional artist and has decided to sell some of his work on ebay instead of expensive galleries. I you want great original art (not reproductions)you should check him out on ebay. http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZnessy22245

The Origin Of The Pdc
Since I have been asked bout my title I shall explain it :) PDC *AKA* puppy dog club - (according to my friends..) a group of males who feed the monster that is my bad attitude by telling me how pretty I am. (according to me ) a group of my male friends who love me cuz I am just that great :P hrmm ok maybe my friends are right LOL anyways, making a PDC member folder .. if ya wanna be in the folder... let me know ill travel your pics & rip my fav! *mwah!*

An Original Based On One Of Ur Fave Songs
Would you teach me to dance? Even as the place empties? Can we sweep each other off our feet instead of mopping floors? Cause when you walked into my life, I could not close the door. So can we dance? Forget the hardwood floor, we dance In the tent, on the hill, underneath the stars. Candles, stars and moon they shall light our hall, Favorites in turn mixed with the song we create Cause I wanna hold you close As we dance!

Original Poetry
(This is the piece I was published for) Title: So Tired I am so tired. Tired of the lies, Tired of the anger, Tired of the sadness. I'm just so tired. Let me go now, Let me sleep. Maybe when I awaken I'll know how not to weep. Please take away the pain you've caused me. Please . . . Please . . . Just let me sleep. I am so tired. Title: Cold and Alone My eyes open And look around, As my ears focus On that lost sound... Those three words, Once heard so often, Are now a memory I wish could be forgotten. Searching now, Frantically for reason, Some purpose, or direction To get through this painful season... Another moment in life, Another reason to cry, Another moment to be forgotten, Another reason to die, Sitting in silence, Always wondering why? Why didn't you love me? Why couldn't you try? You always said it, But I found it was a lie... You never loved me, Now the river has run dry. You took pleasure in the fact That I

Originality Quiz
Originality Quiz: [ ] I make some of my own clothes. [ ] I don't own big sunglasses. [ ] I buy my clothes off of Ebay or at Vintage Stores. [x] I don't usually listen to popular music. [x] My hobbies haven't changed in a long time and probably never will. [x] I like art because it is a form of expression. [x] I'm not looking for love, I'm waiting patiently for it. [x] I don't own Uggs or anything that's popular right now [x] I don't shop at all at Abercrombie, AE, Hollister, etc. [ ] I don't carry a purse. [ ] I have never done something on a dare that I didn't want to. [ ] I've only kissed people that I've really liked. [x] I don't dress exactly like my best friend. [x] I don't declare my feelings out loud or online. [x] I never change my opinion no matter what anyone says. [x] If I like something, no one can convince me not to like it. [x] I have never copied and pasted someone else's surveys and left in the whole entire answer. [ ] If people call me a name, I usual

The Origin Of The Iroquois Nations
The Origin of the Iroquois Nations -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- About 1390, today's State of New York became the stronghold of five powerful Indian tribes. They were later joined by another great tribe, the Tuscaroras from the south. Eventually the Iroquois, Mohawks, Oneidas, Onondagas, and Cayugas joined together to form the great Iroquois Nation. In 1715, the Tuscaroras were accepted into the Iroquois Nation. The Five Nations Long, long ago, one of the Spirits of the Sky World came down and looked at the earth. As he travelled over it, he found it beautiful, and so he created people to live on it. Before returning to the sky, he gave them names, called the people all together, and spoke his parting words: "To the Mohawks, I give corn," he said. "To the patient Oneidas, I give the nuts and the fruit of many trees. To the industrious Senecas, I give beans. To the friendly Cayugas, I give the roots of plants to be eat

Original Fake Account/stolen Salute Bulletin That Started This Whole Fiasco.... When The Karma Family Stole My Salute And Created The Fake Account...
Contest Drama? omg I cannot believe her lol..... Because The House of Doom splits away from MizzShadys' SUP??? We were *NOT* part of her family... we just had associated ties to her family ... we helped her family bomb contests... *THATS ALL* and we go against her in a couple of contests and BEAT her.... she sends in her goons to steal my picture... AND she creates an ENTIRE new FAMILY ... THE KARMA family to come after US???????? OMG! Sad & Pathetic...... Loyalty to Mizz Shady goes this far that MISTER BUKKAKE would go into my pictures and steal them and create a fake account ???? YES ... this is a family member that I trusted.... that I discovered while I was rating and commenting his pictures..... that had created a fake account.... and stolen my own salute to do it..... mister bukkake of SHADY'S SUP@ fubar and here is the fake account that was created with that salute...... *KARMA HITS DOOM*@ fubar and while I was discovering it... this fa

Origami Book
lol.. This artiste had actually plugged his website! Are more and more folks utilizing YouTube for their personal advertising venues???? Hmmmm... In the meantime, I am always fascinated by the creative applications of the origami art.

The Original Hollywood Squares!
If you remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this > may bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers > are from the days when " Hollywood Squares" game show responses > were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was > the host asking the questions, of course. > > Q. Do female frogs croak? > A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough. > > Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high > should you be? > A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. > > Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. > A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes. > > Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a > man or a woman? > A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake. > > Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and > you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him >

Originally Posted On Myspace
sunday night What's there to write about? Not much really, so you have probably just wasted your time reading this. lol So, I got this tracker thing. It says there's some guy that visited 6 times today. Probably more by now.. I guess I'm glad I'm so interesting? Hey, buddy, what's up? I should write some crazy stuff just to see what kind of reaction it might bring about. Maybe I'll do that after more time goes by and people forget about this blog. I'm so evil sometimes, that's atleast the way my mind works. Lifes busy, I get overwhelmed. I should be working on school stuff. I went out to eat with my family and a friend yesterday. That was cool. Yesterday was interesting I guess. It gives a variety to life. Sometimes there seems to be a weird line between careing, too caring, and obsessive. It's understandable how people can be obsessive sometimes. I do my best not to be. I have other things I need to do anyway, so I don't really have the time or the energy to be that w

The Original Computer
add to favorites The Original Computer ErasePrintMemory was something you lost with age An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano A web was a spider's home A virus was the flu A CD was a bank account A hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

Original One Of A Kind Art
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The Origins Of Veterans Day
The Origins of Veterans Day In 1921, an unknown World War I American soldier was buried in Arlington National Cemetery. This site, on a hillside overlooking the Potomac River and the city of Washington, D.C., became the focal point of reverence for America’s veterans. Similar ceremonies occurred earlier in England and France, where an unknown soldier was buried in each nation’s highest place of honor (in England, Westminster Abbey; in France, the Arc de Triomphe). These memorial gestures all took place on November 11, giving universal recognition to the celebrated ending of World War I fighting at 11 a.m., November 11, 1918 (the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month). The day became known as “Armistice Day.” Armistice Day officially received its name in America in 1926 through a Congressional resolution. It became a national holiday 12 years later by similar Congressional action. If the idealistic hope had been realized that World War I was “the War to end all wars

Original Poem Written By Me Today.
The Sudden Death of my heart He came in with a vengence to take control, He came in with a vengence to take my soul. This two-faced devil with innocent eyes, Lips sweet like honey that speak nothing but lies. The hell that he wrought has left me cold and hollow, He walked out of my life but my heart wants to follow. He took all of my faith left me with nothing to believe, If there is ever another taker i will always fear he will leave. His torture is mental at night he haunts my dreams, He replays every memory leaving me to rip at the seams. His spirit lingers amongst these walls i still feel his embrace, I'm stuck inside this chaos and i just want to leave this place. But there is nowhere for me to go for here is where my spirit did part, When he came in with a vengence and caused the sudden death of my heart. By: Sheena aka mamacita preciosa '07

Origins
Dragons, Snakes, and Pearls are symbols for human DNA, Fire representing soul sparks of light emanating from the flame of creation. Dragons are winged beings portrayed in the ancient mythologies of most cultures. They link with winged gods from the heavens who came to Earth to create the human race and are very important symbology in the creational blueprint of our reality. Much of dragon lore tells us that dragons were loathsome beasts and evil enemies to humankind. But dragons were born of a time other than men; a time of chaos; a time of creation out of destruction. The dragon is a fabulous and universal symbolic figure found in most cultures thought the world. Some examples of the symbology of the dragon are: - Gnostics: "The way through all things." - Alchemy: "A winged dragon - the volatile elements; without wings - the fixed elements." - Chinese: "The spirit of the way"' bringing eternal change. - Guardian of the 'Flaming Pearl" symbol of spiritual perfection and

Origin Of Yule
A celebration of the winter solstice has been held since time immemorial in the Northern Hemisphere. Throughout the ages the festival has had many names. It is certain that a mid-winter festival called Yule was celebrated in the Nordic countries well before the year 1000. Though challenged by some scholars, the fact that Yule/Jól was celebrated in Iceland and throughout the Northern Hemisphere well before the advent of Christianity is now widely accepted. The exact date, or dates, that Yule was celebrated is not certain, but it was probably connected to the full moon nearest the winter solstice. The calendar has been changed many times since, and it is impossible to reconcile the references to an exact date. The name itself has been retained in many languages-- Yule - Jól - Jul even if the cause for celebration has shifted from the sun reversing its downward path, shining ever longer each day, to the birth of Jesus. This linguistic retention of the name should be proof enough that t

Originally Created As A Myspace Bulletin To Friends.
Forbidden Sweets: (Original Halloween subtitle, a treat for all of you). =========== CAVEAT: Legal Disclaimer ============= I think it's really rather innocent, but I've labelled it NSFW just so nobody beats the hell out of me like somebody did earlier today. Any similarity to any persons living or dead is purely coincidental and not intended to be a representation of any reality with which any reader should be familiar, so read carefully and don't blame me for where your mind takes the beginning of the story. =========== End of legalese, beginning of story == I couldn't believe these lazy bums who would show up on campus from privileged homes and just expect everybody to just bow to them and wait for opportunities to roll into their laps. I knew it wouldn't be long until their money was jingling in my pocket, because I just loved to get an early morning class while they were still in bed so that I could be out at the break to get into every box between there and the

The Origin Of The Twelve Days Of Christmas
The Origin of The Twelve Days of Christmas Someone emailed this to me, I thought it was interesting, so I'd like to share. Not sure how factual it is, but it seems to make sense to me. If it's wrong please let me know. What in the world do leaping lords, French hens, swimming swans, and especially the partridge who won't come out of the pear tree have to do with Christmas? From 1558 until 1829, Roman Catholics in England were not permitted to practice their faith openly. Someone during that era wrote this carol as a catechism song for young Catholics. It has two levels of meaning: the surface meaning plus a hidden meaning known only to members of their church. Each element in the carol has a code word for a religious reality which the children could remember. The partridge in a pear tree was Jesus Christ. Two turtle doves were the Old and New Testaments. Three French hens stood for faith, hope and love. The four calling birds were the four gospels of Matt

The Origin Of The Twelve Days Of Christmas
The Origin of The Twelve Days of Christmas: There is one Christmas Carol that has always baffled me. What in the world do leaping lords, French hens, swimming swans, and especially the partridge who won 't come out of the pear tree have to do with Christmas? Today I found out, thanks to the Internet. From 1558 until 1829, Roman Catholics in England were not permitted to practice their faith openly. Someone during that era wrote this carol as a catechism song for young Catholics. It has two levels of meaning: the surface meaning plus a hidden meaning known only to members of their church. Each element in the carol has a code word for a religious reality which the children could remember. The partridge in a pear tree was Jesus Christ. Two turtle doves were the Old and New Testaments. Three French hens stood for faith, hope and love. The four calling birds were the four gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke & John. The five golden rings recalle

Original Light Erotica Poetry By Me Copywrited 2007
Find me Fear and sadness filled my heart as a single tear trickles down my cheek, I refuse to wipe it away. Feeling the soft sensation on my skin warm and wet reminds me of touch that I so long for for him to caress my skin with his sensual touch. While the world sees his fierce tough exterior I will feel his gentleness. This soft true self that he will never let the world see. I lay back on the sand and close my eyes, The cool ebbs of the ocean softly licking my feet. The waves break and splash around my ankles. The sand washed away by the smooth rhythm of the sea, my feet slowly sink, as the grains softly fall between my toes. The gentle scratching of thousands of pieces of shells tickled my feet, it brought a smile to my face. Reminding me of the love and pleasure he will bring into my life when he finds me. As I rest my body on the warm moonlit sand, it surrounded me as mother nature wrapped her arms around me, protectin

Origin Is Forever
Origin is forever. Through these brown eyes behold them brown eyes. I see my worlds tears. Yeah origin is forever. Every peak will have two valleys. Hopeful eyes in the comfort of true protection and admiration of a child thats forever. Forever is to stride at the pace of endearment forever. Forever is what i leave, my I self contribution. Damn what am i gonna leave?? Ok, i leave my one and only grain of spiritual sand. Through universal scales of humanity all humanity. Forever is finding a solution to a solution. Tsunami's, hurricane's following the trails of african slave ships. War,war and more war, floods, columbine. Global warming, earthquakes, another somebody done me wrong song. Virgina Tech is not a oh what the heck. Where do u place your one grain of spiritual sand forever?? Confusion,need a solution. Blend stir, stir and blend the pot of humanity. Sift the ingredients of acknowledgment, apology, amendment, atonement. We are gonna work with the 4 A's here. Forever possible....

An Original Poem Mr Maryland Man Wrote For Me
Sitting at my desk waiting for you I send IM's I send some shouts Hoping today is my chance to chat with you for if not I will be sad causing me to pout I’d like to get to know you that’s for sure As we have tried once or twice before Without a remedy or certain cure As I know our friend can be so very pure I'll continue to wait as you talk on the phone Counting down the seconds as i tap Know that soon I will leave work off for home Hoping to get a chance to prove myself to Kat Thanks Mr Maryland Man! This is so sweet!">

Original Writing
Monday, October 29, 2007 SEX AND LOVE Current mood: contemplative Category: Life there are two words that have come a long way and yet have fallen so far behind love and sex to some people these words are basically interchangeable but in reality they are inflated, overrated and overstated two simple words three and four letters with completely different preconceeived ideas differnt meanings in different cultures, differnt religions, different races, even different sexes these words are essentially as old as time itself and have basically remained unchanged since the beginning of time but our interpretations have changed and evolved and devolved up and down throughout history we have gone from exclusive monogamy to sheer hedonism back to exclusivity back to sexual exploitation where is the middle ground the happy medium the words without the feelings the attachments or the commitments we all have substantial views pe

Original Writing #2
Friday, October 12, 2007 Is This Love? Current mood: contemplative Category: Romance and Relationships has anyone ever loved you i mean like really loved you absolutely unconditional pure unadulterated love no questions asked love im so happy to see you love im here for you love take me im yours love no one can get in the way love no one stop us love i will take a bullet for you love i will kill for your love i will die for you love no one can understand this love no one will ever have you but me love you will be mine forever love its all or nothing love i will have you and no one else will ever have you ....love love? uuuummmmm im kinda thinking that may not be the right word for what this is lets see lust maybe stalking maybe infatuation maybe extreme depravity almost definitely your fucked up in the head most certainly a psych eval is absolutely necessary ummmm yea that sounds a little more like it and yet..... those 3 words cross

Original Writing #3
Tuesday, October 02, 2007 Slightly Random Current mood: optimistic Category: Life when things start to happen you have to go with it go with it and follow it untill it makes you lead because when you transition to leading it shows you have learned from your mistakes sometimes you dont even realize that you have learned a lesson until the situation presents itself you make a different decission then you normally would have made its the mistakes that make you lead and grow and bcome the person you know you are and want to truly be mistakes are our lifes lessons not always neatly packaged with easy to read instructions no... its a time honored fact that mistakes hurt to heal mistakes anger to please mistakes worry to satisify mistakes heed its ugly head to show the beauty within without mistakes we would never learn or grow and the cycle of error would only go on and continue until destruction has taken over and for some of us destruction is all

Original Writing #4
Monday, October 01, 2007 What Do You Really Want Current mood: confused Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes it goes without saying when you want something you cant have it and when you dont want something its right there for the taking or in some cases forced upon you why is it that when what you want is accessable and virtually attainable its still at a finger tips distance away no matter how hard you try to get it it either slips away or is just a hair short of your reach you spend your entire life deciding on what it is that you actually want you take the necessary steps to set out to achieve it only for it to not happen it seems to just slip right on through your fingers its right there right in your face you can taste it you can feel it you can even smell it yet, as you reach and reach and strain and struggle to finally get it within your grasp poof gone like a mirage in the oasis your left with sand in your hands in place of the cool clear

Original Writing #5
Wednesday, September 26, 2007 Transformation Current mood: contemplative Category: Life up in the air kinda like a helium balloon released accidentally by an innocent child floating drifting flying silently peacefully contently to the final resting spot where it will stay for eternity undisturbed untouched unharmed alone and at peace until one day it is kicked up and moved awakened as an old piece of debris to become something else something new transformed remade recycled kinda like a butterfly emerging from the cacoon it was developing in transforming from a catapillar to this spectacular colorful beautiful happy butterfly and is now in flight once again kinda like that baloon once was off floating in the air seeking that final resting place

Original Writing #6
Wednesday, September 19, 2007 The Beginning and The End Current mood: blank Category: Romance and Relationships its almost a numb feeling almost but not quite i can still cry and i can still laugh only its farther and fewer in between takes an event to make either happen now your tears and sadness do not affect me anymore i am cold to that completely cold the more you profess your love for me the more i despise you you have found the perfect way to push me away this is over for years now babe its not just an over night thing it my fault, i should have told you im sorry it seemed so sudden but to me each day my heart grew empty and devoid of feelings for you day by day less and less until now there is nothing left and i feel this is why it seemed so sudden to you it was hidden away in MY heart until now you cant let go you play the memories in your mind regularly you cry constantly everything you are you say i made and have now destroyed w

Original Writing #7
Thursday, September 06, 2007 Im So Sorry Current mood: sad Category: Romance and Relationships as the tears stream down my cheeks my mind races to find all the good times the happy moments the smiles and laughter the births of our children first days of school holidays our first home businesses accomplishments it searches for the kisses and the hugs, the passion and the unconditional love nothing i could do to make you go away you have made it your choice to stay through thick and thin nothing i could do to push you away forgivness has been your M.O. and why why do you continue to forgive me the things i have put you through would make any person run in the damned opposite direction but not you i almost wonder if you like the hurt the pain and the tears i cause as i try and force love to my heart so that i wont hear the sadness in your voice or see the tears run down your face it strugles to be found it is there but has diminished to a

Original Writing #8
Wednesday, August 22, 2007 your the man Current mood: calm Category: Romance and Relationships i want to be the woman just the woman not the man not the one who wears the pants just the one who washes and irons the pants not the one who brings home the bacon just the one who cooks the bacon not the king of the castle just the queen who sits beside the king i dont want to do the bills thats your job, your the man im the woman and thats all i want to be i want to stay home and raise your babies do homework and join the PTA i want to make 3 square meals a day....from scratch i want to keep your house fresh and clean i want to meet you at the door when you come home from work with a kiss and a little something special beneath my robe i want to love you and care for you and tend to your needs im the woman, your the man your my man your my king your my daddy let me be your everything

Original Writing #9
Friday, August 17, 2007 Are We Done?? Current mood: confused Category: Romance and Relationships you have got to be kidding me why do you still do this im not even yours anymore we ended a while ago and your still stressin me common man get over it i cant go on like this i have a life too you failed to see that all these past years well i allowed you to not see that i suppose im an enabler i allowed you to think i was on lock and technically i was no time with the girls no time to myself alone no time to just do me when i went to get my nails done you were there when i went to the supermarket you were waiting in the car and if God forbid i didnt move fast enough you came in looking for me when i was on the computer holy crap....5 computers later, i have to hide this one dang man im not even yours anymore and i still cant breathe i pity the day you meet my new man i pity it for both of you or when the kids tell you all about him and great he treats m

Original Writing #10
Thursday, August 16, 2007 No More Number 2 Current mood: sad Im struggleing with this. I want to keep you as close to me as possible. But I know thats against my better judgement. Im just going back and forth with it. Its almost killing me, consuming me. I know you know what im talking about. The months and months of conversation. The days and days of love making. The hours and hours of kissing and touching. The endless moments in time we were entwined in each others grasp. I just cant go on this way. If I do I will be getting deeper and deeper into a mess I cannot control. And I have to be in control. For me if not for you and your wife and family. I dont want to erase the eons of time we have shared. But I must. I dont want to remove your special ringtone and pic from my phone. But I must. I dont want to give you back your comfty t-shirts that I sleep in. But I must. I dont want to shed another tear for what I once thought was our future. But I know

Original Writing #11
Marriage??? Current mood: creative Category: Romance and Relationships You want to be my who? And make me your what? And we can do it where? And this has to happen by when? But how? I want you to be my husband. And that would make me your wife. And we can do it on the beautiful island of Jamaica or Hawaii or Fiji. And I would like it to happen by my next birthday. But baby, the only way this can happen is with change. By change I mean, You want me to stop seeing who? You want me to do what? You want me to stop going where? And you expect this to happen by when? Well baby, I cant stop seeing my girls, they always have my back. I cant stop working and give up who I am, and we need the money. I cant stop going to the library to go on the computer for it is endless knowledge. I cant guarantee you my heart at anytime, bound with conditions. I want you to accept my friends, embrace them and make them yours as w

Original Writing #12
I Was Your Eve Category: Romance and Relationships they say the eyes are the windows to the soul then why did u have to look into them and see that place only GOD should know they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder then why did you choose me to behold your beauty inside and out they say beauty is only skin deep then why does your stare penetrate and see beyond my flesh they say love conquers all then why did you say you loved me and were not prepared for the battle ahead they say the truth shall set you free then why baby do you continue to lie to me they say its the ties that bind then why do these ties choke me instead of bind me they say absence makes the heart grow fonder then why do i seek out your presence every minute of every day they say everything happens for a reason then why am i questioning this path that you and i have chosen they say were a match made in heaven then why, why do i feel

Original Sin
What is it that makes us need, want, desire? Is it just a chemical reaction in the brain, or a shifting of hormones, the twitch of pleasure underneath the skin. It is our biggest downfall as humans, that which melts us together and tears us apart. Our need for flesh, our blood lust. Just the scent of the opposite sex and we are weak with desire. Our bodies sigh "please touch me!" and your minds scream "NO" The ever raging battle of angel vs devil. Who will you listen to? I know for me that my sexual peak is rearing its ugly head. My mind is so innocent and my body is such a slut. It seems to need more than my mind does. As I fight the urges, the needs, the desires. Im tingling from within, ravenous for flesh. That rush of lust as it is unfurled. Theres so much to be said for lust. Such a powerfull emotion. It clouds all your senses until all you feel is pleasure. Touch me please....touch me!

The Origination Of Valentine’s Day
The Lupercalia was a very ancient, Etruscan pastoral festival adopted by the Romans, observed on February 13 through February 15 to avert evil spirits and purify the city, releasing health and fertility. The Lupercalia was believed in antiquity to have some connection with the Ancient Greek festival of the Arcadian Lycaea (from Ancient Greek: λύκος – lykos, "wolf", Latin lupus) and the worship of Lycaean Pan, the Greek equivalent to Faunus, as instituted by Evander. The Lupercalia festival was in honor of the She-Wolf who suckled the infant orphans, Romulus and Remus, the founders of Rome. Explaining the name of the festival, Lupercalia, which translates out into "Wolf Festival." The festival was celebrated near the cave of Lupercal on the Palatine (where Rome was founded, see Livy, Book I), to expiate and purify new life in the Spring. The Lupercal cave, which had fallen into a state of decay, was rebuilt by Augustus; the celebration of the festival had bee

Origin Of The Species
A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race come about?" The mother answered: "God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so all mankind was made." Two days later she asks her father the same question. The father answered: "Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed from them." The confused girl returns to her mother and says: "Mom, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Papa says we developed from monkeys?" The mother answers: "Well dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, and your father told you about his."

Origins Of Holidays
Why do Americans have a Christmas tree during Christmas? Why do we paint Easter eggs and await the Easter Bunny to bring us gift baskets? What is the real reason behind Halloween? These are just a few of the questions that I plan to answer about the holidays that we as Americans hold so dear to our hearts. It is known that the Fourth of July, or Independence Day, is a celebration of the birth of this nation and the day’s festivities are all about the freedom that we as Americans enjoy. This holiday is not a mystery; it does not have any hidden origins. But many holidays that we celebrate do have a history behind them that many people are unfamiliar with. I plan to uncover just that - the history and origins of four of the most common Christian American holidays: Christmas, Easter, Halloween, and one that is not as popular, May Day. I will explore the backgrounds of these four holidays, which have strong roots in Pagan beliefs and religion. It is my goal to show how the Christia

The Original And Oldest Biker Bar On Fubar Is Back !!!!!!!
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Original Comic Art On Ebay
The pages I have on offer are from the DC Comics title JSA. I’ve had quite a few email enquiries about these pages.. asking when/if they were going on sale, so finally here they are.Click the pic to see the pages on offer.

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ANNOUNCING THE NEW ALL GIRL FAM OF FUBAR.... myspace graphic is done on Gickr.com ”Slut's Devilish Angels” If interested PLEASE contact THE Slut of Fubar. Owner/Founder “THE SLUTTHE Slut ,Owner of S.D.A, ChiefSpanker @Fetish,ChiefPromotor4FULuvBombers, FuFiance2 BlondePrincess@ fubarIntroducing his Staff:2nd in command, Assistant to THE Slut:~*BlondePrincess8786*FuWife2Hope*Greeter of FU Luv Bomb Squad*~Member: FU's Ultimate Bad Girls@ fubar3rd in Command, Head of Security and Drama Control:Ctgirl *OWNER OF FU-LUV BOMB SQUAD* OWNED BY TUFFGUY-Addictive Lover-FuWife to Scout-Owner of Bigma@ fubarHead of Internal Affairs:Ryot ~Fu Bad B!TCH~ Head DJ @ Centerfolds@ fubarPersonal Assistant to BlondePrincess:̊̊«MîñX»̊̊?Owner of FETISH?fu-sub to soda?@ fubarHead of Promotions:Mandy- Stilleto Girl- Owned by Dj Big Red!!-Promoter@Club Fetish!! I want fu-bling!!!

The Origins Of Love-hedwig And The Angry Inch
if you have not seen this movie i suggest highly taking time to find it. It's not easy to find for rent let alone purchase, but i did find it and it was one of the best movies i've ever taken time to scope out and get.. One of my fave songs on the soundtrack is The Origins Of Love.... Below is the video for it .. The plot of the movie is best left for you all to find out and it will be well worth it to do.. for now enjoy this peep into the movie and here are the lyrics as well so you can totally follow everything! Artist: Hedwig And The Angry Inch Song: The Origin Of Love When the earth was still flat, And the clouds made of fire, And mountains stretched up to the sky, Sometimes higher, Folks roamed the earth Like big rolling kegs. They had two sets of arms. They had two sets of legs. They had two faces peering Out of one giant head So they could watch all around them As they talked; while they read. And they never knew nothing of love. It was before

Original Sin
Original Sin She knows that these feelings are forbidden They are the original sins of the mind But it roams freely amongst her sexuality Making her fantasize about what she desires Her body craves a handsome young man To make her inner desires come to pass To feel his touch upon her skin Slowly caressing her back Softly kissing her neck Her original sin is to let it continue Slowly he moves down her neck to her breast Slowly cupping it in his hands Kissing her chest very softly Making her shake with excitement And anticipation and fear of what she will do He reaches down to her legs and gently lifts her And puts her carefully on the bed She is as precious to him For she is his source of sin and power He slowly kisses up her legs Moving inch by inch Almost reaching what he craves Original Sin

Origin Of The Name "dracula"
King Sigismund of Hungary, who became the Holy Roman Emperor in 1410, founded a secret fraternal order of knights called the Order of the Dragon to uphold Christianity and defend the Empire against the Ottoman Turks. Its emblem was a dragon, wings extended, hanging on a cross. Vlad III’s father (Vlad II) was admitted to the Order around 1431 because of his bravery in fighting the Turks. From 1431 onward Vlad II wore the emblem of the order and later, as ruler of Wallachia, his coinage bore the dragon symbol. The word for dragon in Romanian is "drac" and "ul" is the definitive article. Vlad III’s father thus came to be known as "Vlad Dracul," or "Vlad the dragon." In Romanian the ending "ulea" means "the son of". Under this interpretation, Vlad III thus became Vlad Dracula, or "the son of the dragon." (The word "drac" also means "devil" in Romanian. The sobriquet thus took on a double meaning for enemies of Vlad Tepes and his father.)

The Origins Of The Vampire Myth
It is certainly no coincidence that Bram Stoker chose the Balkans as the home of his famous vampire. The Balkans were still basically medieval even in Stoker’s time. They had only recently shaken off the Turkish yoke when Stoker started working on his novel and the superstitions of the Dark Ages were still prevalent. The legend of the vampire was and still is deeply rooted in the Balkan region. There have always been vampire-like creatures in the mythologies of many cultures. However, the vampire, as he became known in Europe and hence America, largely originated in the Slavic and Greek lands of Eastern Europe. A veritable epidemic of vampirism swept through Eastern Europe beginning in the late seventeenth century and continuing through the eighteenth century. The number of reported cases rose dramatically in Hungary and the Balkans. From the Balkans the plague spread westward into Germany, Italy, France, England and Spain. Travelers returning from the Balkans brought with them

Original Poem: "my Own Worth"
* I composed this poem based on an experience I’d encountered over the Internet with a guy many of my chat friends know and dislike. I thought I’d be nice and give him the benefit of the doubt and he blew it. The other man mentioned in this poem is someone else I was talking to around the same time. The context shows how different the two are.* He offered himself to her "Are You a dirty little cocksucker?" He came on so nice, before... She felt a conflict of values And her heart and spirit persisted "Proceed with caution or he’ll degrade you like a whore, isolate you from Red Road friends and slowly drain your spiritual core." A second man came along And seen across the miles Her heart and mind He seen the goodness of her spirit While she herself was temporarily blind He wasn’t though, with his thoughts and words so kind The first man is dominating Likes to be an asshole and likes strife The second man spoke otherwise Creation, child

Original Home Made Gifts
Inexpensive, Original Hand-Made Christmas Gifts By Gail Miller How many times when Christmas comes along do we end up spending a fortune on gifts for friends and family, which are not the least bit personal, and regretting it afterwards? These days we often seem to get caught up in a rush to spend as much as possible on commercialised products when in fact we could save money and give much better presents if only we applied ourselves to hand making them. Here I bring you a selection of lovely gifts which are easy to make and will certainly not break the bank. The recipients will love the fact that you have put your own time and effort into making the gifts and will treasure them. Personalised Recipe Book If one of your recipients is a vegetarian or has a penchant for curry, loves anything with tomatoes in or is a sucker for chocolate, make use of the fact by making a personalised recipe book. Start collecting appropriate recipes from books or magazines and purchase a small, ine

The Origin Of Wing Chun
By: Grandmaster Yip Man The founder of the Wing Chun Kung Fu System, Miss Yim Wing Chun was a native of Canton [Kwangtung Province] in China. She was an intelligent and athletic young girl, upstanding and forthright. Her mother died soon after her betrothal to Leung Bok Chau, a salt merchant of Fukien. Her father, Yim Yee, was wrongfully accused of a crime and, rather than risk jail, they slipped away and finally settled down at the foot of Tai Leung Mountain near the border between Yunan and Szechuan provinces. There they earned a living by running a shop that sold bean curd. During the reign of Emperor K'anghsi of the Ching Dynasty (1662-1722) Kung Fu became very strong in the Siu Lam [Shaolin] Monastery of Mt. Sung, in Honan Province. This aroused the fear of the Manchu government [a non-Chinese people from Manchuria in the North, who ruled China at that time], which sent troops to attack the Monastery. Although they were unsuccessful, a man named Chan Man Wai, a recently app

Originality
Ok, I have this issue with nicknames/screen names. If you are going to be on the internet, get some damn creativity in your life. Here are some do's and don'ts when it comes to picking out a screen name. 1) Do not use the words sexy,crazy,badass,420,stud,da bomb,cutie,girlie,princess,sweet,blah blah blah shit like that. Seriously, no one except yourself thinks you are any of those things. 2) Don't use your real name unless it's so different that no one has ever heard of it, and when they look at it they think it's made up. Childhood nicknames are cool, like Danny, or Mik, or the likes. But no one has ever called you Nikki321 when you were a kid. 3) Numbers in your name are stupid, unless you are a mathematician. 4) If you are a huge sports/music fan, put it in your profile not your nick. You are no the only Cubs,Cowboys,Lakers, Poison, Linkin Park,Corrosion of Conformity,etc fan in the world. You did not start it all. 5) Choose a name that is unique or seldom used. If you

The Original Bad Boy & Bad Girl Are Together Once Again
That's Right The Sarge & Ecuadorian Goddess Are Back Together.. After A Lot Of Soul Searching I Have Decided That Ecuadorian Goddess Is The Girl For Me And That I Truly Have Feelings For Her After A Long Friendship I Have Came To Realize That I Do Feel For Her In A More Serious Manner Than Just A Friend...

The Origin Of My Screen Name
I've had a couple people ask me where my name on here comes from. Here goes...back when I was younger, I used to let my mustache get a little out of control....never kept it up like I do now. At this time, Magnum P.I. was popular and someone wanted to know if I was trying to look like him (which in a way I did at the time)...also around same time, I am a big wrestling fan and a wrestler by the name of Terry Allen was very very popular. If you follow wrestling, you would know him as Magnum T.A. (T.A. being his initials of course) so while one person would compare me to Magnum P.I., another would refer to me as Magnum A.G. (my initials). It stuck and became a name I would use on some places as a screen name. There you go...simple as that...thanks for your time. :)

Original Posted By "radioguy" 22 Reasons To Vote Against Mr. Obama And For Mccain/palin.
subject: 22 reasons to vote against Mr. Obama and for McCain/Palin. post date: 2008-10-13 06:39:30 views: 12 comments: 3 ratings: 0 1. Sen. Obama gives flowery speeches on change and hope. But he's part of one of the most corrupt political machines of all time. And instead of fighting and trying to reform the corrupt Chicago Cook County political machine, he used it to rise to power. When reformers tried to fight it, Mr. Obama refused to help them and actually was instrumental in defeating the reform movement. He preaches a new kind of politics but supports and uses one of the worst political machines in the U.S. 2. He led the battle in the Illinois legislature to assure that born-alive infants would not be treated as persons and would not be entitled to medical care. Instead, if Sen. Obama had his way, such babies born alive after a botched abortion would be left to die, thus legalizing what appears to be infanticide and murder. 3. When he first responded to Russia's invas

The Origins Of Trick Or Treating
Where does the custom of “trick or treating” come from? Is it really ancient, a few centuries old, or relatively modern? Let’s look at the evidence: Kevin Danaher, in his remarkable book The Year in Ireland, has a long discussion of the traditional Irish celebrations of this festival. In one section on “Hallow-E’en Guisers,” he says: A familiar sight in Dublin city on and about October 31 is that of small groups of children, arrayed in grotesque garments and with faces masked or painted, accosting the passers-by or knocking on house doors with the request: “Help the Hallow E’en party! Any apples or nuts?” in the expectation of being given small presents; this, incidentally, is all the more remarkable as it is the only folk custom of the kind which has survived in the metropolis. A couple of generations ago, in parts of Dublin and in other areas of Ireland, the groups would have consisted of young men and grown boys, who often travelled considerable distances in their quest, wi

Origins Of The Evil Symbols In Holloween
Several correspondents have said, “If the holiday isn’t evil why are there so many evil images associated with it” such as ghosts, skeletons, black cats, ugly witches, demons, monsters, and Jack O’Lanterns? The answer, of course, is that most of these images aren’t evil, and the ones that are negative were added by people opposed to the holiday. Ghosts have always made perfect sense, for Samhain was the festival where the Gates Between the Worlds were open wide and departed friends and family could cross over in either direction. As I mentioned earlier, people invited their ancestors to join them in celebration. The only ones who would cower in fear would be people who had wronged someone dead and who therefore feared retribution of some sort. The often repeated tale that the dead roamed the earth after dying until the next Samhain, when they could then pass over to the afterlife, makes no sense in either Celtic Paleopagan or Medieval Christian beliefs, so is probably fairly modern.

Origins Of Haloween
Halloween's origins date back to the ancient Celtic festival of Samhain (pronounced sow-in). The Celts, who lived 2,000 years ago in the area that is now Ireland, the United Kingdom, and northern France, celebrated their new year on November 1. This day marked the end of summer and the harvest and the beginning of the dark, cold winter, a time of year that was often associated with human death. Celts believed that on the night before the new year, the boundary between the worlds of the living and the dead became blurred. On the night of October 31, they celebrated Samhain, when it was believed that the ghosts of the dead returned to earth. In addition to causing trouble and damaging crops, Celts thought that the presence of the otherworldly spirits made it easier for the Druids, or Celtic priests, to make predictions about the future. For a people entirely dependent on the volatile natural world, these prophecies were an important source of comfort and direction during the long, dark

Origins Of Twas The Night Before Christmas
Twas the Night Before Christmas Santa Claus In 1822, Clement Clarke Moore, an Episcopal minister, wrote a long Christmas poem for his three daughters entitled, "An Account of a Visit from St. Nicholas." Moore's poem, which he was initially hesitant to publish due to the frivolous nature of its subject, is largely responsible for our modern image of Santa Claus as a "right jolly old elf" with a portly figure and the supernatural ability to ascend a chimney with a mere nod of his head! Although some of Moore's imagery was probably borrowed from other sources, his poem helped to popularize Christmas Eve – Santa Claus waiting for the children to get to sleep the now-familiar idea of a Santa Claus who flew from house to house on Christmas Eve – in "a miniature sleigh" led by eight flying reindeer, whom he also named – leaving presents for deserving children. "An Account of a Visit from St. Nicholas," created a new and immediately popular American icon. In 1881, political cartoonist Tho

The Origins Of Halloween
THE ANCIENT CELTIC FIRE FESTIVALS: There appear to have been four major holy days celebrated by the Paleopagan Druids, possibly throughout the Celtic territories: Samhain, Oimelc, Beltane & Lughnasadh (in one set of Irish-based modern spellings). Four additional holy (or “High”) days (Winter Solstice or “Midwinter,” Spring Equinox, Summer Solstice or “Midsummer,” and Fall Equinox), which are based on Germanic or other Indo-European cultures, are also celebrated in the Neopagan Druid calendar, along with others based on mainstream holidays (visit the linked essay for details). The most common practice for the calculation of Samhain, Oimelc, Beltane and Lughnasadh has been, for the last several centuries, to use the civil calendar days or eves of November 1st, February 1st, May 1st and August 1st, respectively. Since we have conflicting evidence on how the Paleopagan Druids calculated these dates, modern Neopagans just use whichever method is most convenient. This means, of course,

Original Alabaster Princess...(before Turned Into A Song)
The Alabaster Princess waits in her tower, the darkness surrounding her like a thick cloak. She waits for her prince, the one from all the fairy tales, the one person fated to rescue her from this exile, from this hell. She looks in the mirror and sees nothing, no reflection, not even a stranger in the glass. There is no one there. She looks down at her arms, covered in scars, covered in battles fought and lost, in failure. And she looks at the new wounds, the final wounds, watches as the crimson liquid pools at her feet, staining her white gown red. You see, she finally realizes that there is no prince for her, no rescuing, nothing beyond the darkness that she lives in now. Nothing beyond, nothing before.

The Original Dc Girlz Full Fu-pimpout!!
=== 'ஐღÇÅRRIÊღஐ♥FÜ-ØWÑÊÐ B¥ Gèð ♥ஐFöùNd€r.DånGê®øuS CürVèS' wrote the following at '2008-12-30 13:15:51'.. Want to know what we are all about??? Dangerous Curves Mission Statement It is the main goal and focus of this group to bring together a group of friends, that can confide, lean on, and trust each other to be there for support, confidence, and guidance... Although there are other groups that claim to be all girl but headed by a male, our group is solely women and is based on your average woman's needs. We are coming together as mothers, full time employees, housewives, single, married, and by all means confident and sexy in individual ways. Sound like something your interested in being a part of? Give us a try and contact any of the 4 founders for details on a membership to the group. Carrie Flirt Paula SexxxyBluEyedBella Congratulations to

Original Recipe For Kfc Chicken
KFC Original Recipe 6 cups Crisco Shortening 1 eggs well beaten 2 cups Milk 2 cups Flour 2 teaspoons ground pepper 3 tablespoons salt 1 package of dry italian tomato soup mix 1/8 teaspoon Garlic Powder 1 dash paprika 2 Frying Chickens cut into 6 pieces

The Originalz
ΘΔIF So you ask what kind of family we are??? Well, for one, we are 100% Original... We are a small family that in due time will grow, but for now we’re small… and well, we’re happy that way. Family is key. Our goal is not to be one of the largest groups on fubar, but to build bonds, on and beyond the fu, that the fudrama will not break nor interfere with. Original and genuine are what differentiate the ΘΔIF from the rest. We only ask a few things when you think about being part of our family... 1. A SALUTE... With out one you are no where near ORIGINAL.. you can just be another...fake. No excuses. Real people have salutes. 2. Prove to us how ORGINAL you are... we are all original in our own way... 3. Don't cry, whine, bish, or act like a fool when things don’t go your way.. cuz well that’s jus lame. Easy right??? Thought so.... So a little on what we are working towards... we wanna help people... whether it’s level them ... rate a pic i

Original Snapvine!
Yes, it's back up on my new profile..the original one from last year with dirty..dirty messages from Russian (when she lust me once), Moo, Harley, Witchie, Sherry, Moet, Shosh, Jan, Tawyna and...um ...Bludge! Feel free to leave a new one.

The Original Ponyboy1966
->~THE ORIGI...: don't call me hun you fucking homo ->~THE ORIGI...: force what on who? ~THE ORIGI...: AWWWW THANK YOU HUN ~THE ORIGI...: NOT UNLESS YA FORCE THAT ON THEM ->~THE ORIGI...: you are corky, that is a common name given to retarded children ->~THE ORIGI...: sorry bro. I can get laid at the drop of a hat ~THE ORIGI...: WHOS CORKY ~THE ORIGI...: OR A RAPEST ->~THE ORIGI...: why is that Corky? ~THE ORIGI...: RUN NOW YA MUST BE A CHILD MOLESTOR->~THE ORIGI...: I have no clue what in the fuck you are talking about ~THE ORIGI...: IM VERY STUDY IN ALL SON~THE ORIGI...: U BE THE WOW NO COMMENT ->~THE ORIGI...: I guess you would know that ->~THE ORIGI...: What? slow down there sonny Jim, you are going to bust a vessel ~THE ORIGI...: WUT THEY WANT TO BE ~THE ORIGI...: MOLESTERS CAN AND WILL BE ->~THE ORIGI...: I used that one in 3rd grade ~THE ORIGI...: I AM WUT I EAT ->~THE ORIGI...: How am I wrong? ->~THE ORIGI...: You pussy! ~THE ORIGI...: AND YA WRONG ~THE ORIGI

Origami Salutes
I think just to be a little different I'm going to make origami salutes for everyone that wants one. If you really want, and trust me not to sell your address to telemarkers, I'll even mail you the origami with your name on it. So let me know if you want one, depending on how many people ask, it might take me a bit to get them all done. Here's a few to pick from, or if you want something else let me know and I'll see what I can come up with. Oh and if you want a certain color I'll see if I have the paper for it. Lily Lotus Flower Dragon Goldfish Swan Crane Heart Heart w wings Oh and I can make an elephant out of a dollar bill, but I'm not sending you the dollar bill dammit!

Original Wild Thing Is A Misnomer
the ORIGINAL wildthang came on here trying to become fu-famous by downrating. (like THAT'S never been done.) she 1'd me, a bunch of other ppl. well, that wasn't working too well, so she deleted and came back as kiss my southern grits (dumbass trailer trash fatso). came right to my profile and 11'd me. i remembered her, however, and told her so. she still didn't block me, however, until i told her i knew she was scripting (true story). no way someone visits my page upwards of 6 x a day w/out rating and it not be scripting. no way she's on 70% of all profiles i just happen to go to in the course of a day. i could go on. but instead, i'll refer you to Johnny Rotten's blogs about her. she's a worthless loser skank.

The Origin Of “taps”
If any of you have ever been to a military funeral in which taps were played; this brings out a new meaning of it. Here is something every American should know. Until I read this, I didn't know, but I checked it out and it's true: We in the United States have all heard the haunting song, "Taps". It's the song that gives us that lump in our throats and usually tears in our eyes. But, do you know the story behind the song? If not, I think you will be interested to find out about its humble beginnings. Reportedly, it all began in 1862 during the Civil War, when Union Army Captain Robert Ellicombe was with his men near Harrison's Landing in Virginia . The Confederate Army was on the other side of the narrow strip of land. During the night, Captain Ellicombe heard the moans of a soldier who lay severely wounded on the field. Not knowing if it was a Union or Confederate soldier, the Captain decided to risk his life and bring the stricken man back for medical attention Crawling on his stomach

Original Poem By Fallenman76
As I walk alone in this life of pain and misery I hide the suffering I feel by faking a smile for all of the world to see No one can look inside of my heart None of you can see that I am falling apart Sometimes all you need is someone to care Longing for love you look only to find that no one is there You desperately look for a shimmer of hope You don't want to admit that you are at the end of you rope Just when you think that all of your choices are at an end You turn a corner and become embraced by your true friends

Originally Parted
(this was something I think I wrote like 4/5 years ago...found it yesterday) I want to I want to Scream Yell, cry, punch I want to I can't I try to I try to, I try to say The words ...my feelings...my fears I try to I can't I should..Oh I should.. I really should... make him, Understand..listen HEAR ME I should.. I can't...or Maybe I won't... yes, I love I love, I so love I try I should I want to be loved I think... there is a place waiting in there somewhere...waiting wanting to try... loving, wanting, needing I can't... self hardening fear... that this isnt going to stop until I whisper all the tiny pains of my heart to another soul to be heard to be held to be wanted to be lusted to be understood... I want

The Origin Of Love
When the earth was still flat,And the clouds made of fire,And mountains stretched up to the sky,Sometimes higher,Folks roamed the earthLike big rolling kegs.They had two sets of arms.They had two sets of legs.They had two faces peeringOut of one giant headSo they could watch all around themAs they talked; while they read.And they never knew nothing of love.It was before the origin of love.The origin of loveAnd there were three sexes then,One that looked like two menGlued up back to back,Called the children of the sun.And similar in shape and girthWere the children of the earth.They looked like two girlsRolled up in one.And the children of the moonWere like a fork shoved on a spoon.They were part sun, part earthPart daughter, part son.The origin of loveNow the gods grew quite scaredOf our strength and defianceAnd Thor said,"I'm gonna kill them allWith my hammer,Like I killed the giants."And Zeus said, "No,You better let meUse my lightening, like scissors,Like I cut the legs off the whal

Original Uggs
Ugg boots (sometimes called uggs or ug boots) are a style of unisex sheepskin boots lined with wool on the inside and with a tanned outer surface. Ugg boots often have a synthetic sole, although this is not universal. Uggs have been considered a fashion trend since the early 2000s. In the Arctic and China, sheepskin boots have long been popular with people in rural occupations (such as sheep shearers, who have ready access to the raw materials needed to make them). They are traditionally used for skiing. Their popularity increased as a result of World War I and World War II, during which they became popular with aviators because of their need to keep warm in unpressurized planes at high altitudes. Ugg boots have also been popular with surfers and competitive swimmers since at least the 1960s, for keeping warm while out of the water. The terms ugg boots, ugh boots and ug boots have been used as generic terms for sheepskin boots in Australia since the 1970s,[1] when they first appeare

Originally Posted On My Angel Of Anguish Myyearbook Profile
Top Ten Reasons You Know You Can't Live Without Him 10. Because the day he finally told you he loved you and wanted to marry you...You had already given up and found someone else...And it left you so broken you cried for two days after...and he didn't say I told you so when that someone else turned out to be the biggest player you've ever met... 9. Because you've tried to find someone else...when you know you've lost him...and no one can compare with him...or erase his memory from your mind... 8. Because you don't answer when he calls on purpose just so he has to leave a voice mail...and you listen to those six words "Its Me. Call me back. Bye" over and over whenever you need to hear his voice... 7. Because you login to your online accts over and over just to see if you have any new notifications...and when you do your heart jumps cuz they might be from him... 6. Because your heart beats even faster when those notifications are from him or you see his sweet face in your inbox... 5. Bec

The Origin Of Dress And Gucci Footwear
Gucci Footwear For Varied Occasions And Interpersonal Functions Gucci footwear are various in the finest stylish footwear that you simply can see in your industry today. Christian Louboutin Sale becoming a head in fashion, Gucci's programs continually highlight the latest, most stylish variations of shoes. These footwear are created away from best good quality components and developed delicately and elaborately to ensure one of the best quality. Gucci is well-recognized for its stylish and luxurious pairs of footwear and towards the upper school owning pairs of Gucci footwear is surely a indication of fame and wealth. Christian Louboutin 2010 Most people are so acquainted with Gucci manufacturers mainly because it is recognized for its large finish programs all throughout the world. Wealthy people surely require pairs of Gucci footwear for varied occasions and interpersonal functions. the majority of them personal pairs of footwear for shopping, dating, sports activities actions and

The Original Version Of "the Maze" (published)
The original version of "The Maze" We go through our younger years being led through the corridors. Eventually though, we are shown to a door. The sense of security we have grown so accustomed to almost forces us to walk through that door into the darkness beyond smiling and without a second thought. The door slowly closes behind us and by the time we realize that we are alone it's too late. The door is closed and locked firmly. This is when we enter The Maze. This is when we enter our lives. We stumble around in the darkness looking for a light that must be around somewhere. These lights could be friends, loved ones, religion or one of many sources of light in the darkness that is The Maze. Even if you are one of the lucky few to find a light it will not protect you from all things that lurk in the shadows. These lights are more like candles than flashlights. The soft glow of the flame may protect you from sliding your hand along the wall oblivious to the protruding nail

[original Didn't Post. Courage Wolf And Update]
"God is deadreplace him""If life is getting toughit means god is afraid of your progress""They want you to fail, because they don't want to be alone"I got a call from my brother he's read "Another Hero?" and "Thousand Year Snake".He like Alorid > can't say I blame him, he's technically better written.He was surprised when I mentioned that it was a plan for an ensemble low-fantasy group.In high fantasy that meansYou've got the:Meathead: GimliScout/woodsman: Aragorn/LegolassThief/screwup: Pippin/MaryBadass: Everyone over 3 feet tallWizard: GandalfBetrayer: That one guy...Sacrificial Christ figure: Gandalfplagued/cursed "chosen one": Frodo.The band/quest is a formula I'm not going to abandon in fantasy writing.Its just too fucking fun.Quests.Adventure...etc!So yeahthe original intent of that evilish possessed "mercenary" characterwasn't actually a lead-role.He's... having his humanity and persona eaten by Enkechel, and -spoiler alert-Enkechel wants to use him as a vessel to manifest full

Original Fitness Shoes Buy Two Pairs Get One Pair Free.
Our Company sets all kinds of shoes design, manufacturing and marketing as a whole. The shoes are sold with good quality for durability and foot comfortable, breathable upper material. Now we have launched a new product, fitness shoes with excellent quality, competitive price, great service and solid reputation. They are popular with the customer all over the world! Competitive price, retail or wholesale are both welcome. The more you buy the more discounts you will get. Fast and safe delivery, only take 3-5 working days after deposit. Features: 1) Color: Three colors available 2j Upper: PU 3) Insole: PVC 4) Outsole: Rubber 5) Size: 35#-40# 6jGender: female Minimum Order: 1 pair Packaging & Delivery Packaging Detail: carton box Delivery Detail: 5 days after order with free shipping PaymentFPaypal & western union & money gram Our products mainly include MBT Shoes, Fitness Shoes, Healthy shoes, Weight Shoes, Heighten Shoes, Children Shoes, Fashion Sand

Original Fashion Height Increasing Shoes Discount Promotion
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Original Poetry Ii
How Do You Know How do you know when you are in love Is it the way you feel when he kisses you His lips soft; the kiss urgent yet gentle like a dove Or the way each day with him is new And stolen moments with him seem too few Is it the comfort he conveys in his words Making you feel shielded and loved The way they wrap around and protect you like swords Keeping you warm and fitting like a glove You can feel the promise of love Is it the look in your eyes as you adoringly stare The gentle way you stroke his cheek The way you brush from his eyes stray hair Or the way with a glance he makes your legs grow weak And your voice grow shaky when you try to speak Is it the way your mind is always on him How to thoughts him subconsciously you always seem to roam How he’s never out of your thoughts, making your head swim The way you daydream of maybe sharing a home Or writing your feelings in a poem When My Life Comes to Its End I’ve loved y

Original Poetry I
Your Eyes They say the eyes are the windows to the soul The truth can always be seen I’ve been told. But no one has eyes so expressive and bold As he whom the strings of my heart does hold. Your eyes are so beautiful; your eyes are so filled With all the emotions and love that you give Your eyes tell your story, they tell it quite well Of a boy who is so perceptive, unassuming, and stealth. They tell of the hurt, they show us the pain That life has bestowed upon you, such a shame For your life should be perfect and right Not filled with the anguish you valiantly fight. Your eyes tell of loneliness Your eyes tell of grief Your eyes so expressive Of the pain that runs deep. My hope is that one day your eyes will be full Of excitement and wonder only true love can fuel. For I wish you passion and happiness despite All the things in your world not flawlessly right. For if anyone deserves happiness Darling it’s you The w

Original Poetry Iii
There Are Days There are days when I don’t want out of bed All I can feel is heartbreak and dread The world around me is hardened, depraved Someone please help me to get through unscathed. People don’t care about much anymore They break tender hearts and then keep the score But when you think back on the ways things were You realize it’s like living in a world with a curse. I wish I could go to a place no one would find I think I could live there without missing my kind My only little corner of the world as they say A place where I’m happy each and every day. Come Come to me and lay a while Just being with you makes me smile Wrap your arms around me dear And close your eyes; let’s disappear Disappear to a world where only we live A place full of the love and happiness we give A place we can become one for just a moment Shutting out all the pain and torment Just hold me close and don’t let me go To feel you h

Original Poetry Iv
I Want You To Notice I want you to notice if I’m not around I want you to miss me when I cannot be found. I want you to love me as I love you What I want doesn’t matter not even to a few. When you’re not around the sun doesn’t shine When I’m not around I don’t think you mind. I wonder if it’s always been that the way And I just didn’t realize ‘til today. When you’re not around my mind tries to pursue The reasons why you do as you do. Is it from me that you’re trying to run Or my imagination having cruel fun? When you’re not around I feel so depressed Abandoned, forsaken, desolate, and oppressed. When I’m not around I don’t know how you feel You keep things inside never expressing what’s real. Yes I want you to love me, I really do I want you to love me as I do you. I want you to miss me when I cannot be found I want you to notice if I’m not around.

Original Poetry V
The Man You Are I want you to know the man you are inside The man I feel when you lay with me at night The man in which I want my faith to abide And love me with all his heart and might You are loving and giving beyond compare When you say “I will be by your side” I know you will be there Not ebbing and flowing like the tide You have the sweetest disposition Always caring and true You’re supportive of everyone In everything they do I love when funny things With your friends you share Be they pictures or videos From I don’t know where You are one of the few Admirable people I know Surviving your battles Your hard work does show You are a survivor of life ‘tis true Valiantly waging the wars you face Though there are days the loses you rue You can rest assured of victories to taste The man you are has a zest for life You prove it with every day that passes Even though some days cut like a knife You’re an

Original Post
stupid bitch obvisiously doen't know the difference between man and woman. But consider who she is and whos shes been with and is with I can sure see why.. Am glad you still think you know who I am. Maybe the next time you are out you should keep you drunkin ass shut. As for offending... Could care less... besides I am not the one chasing after men who are spoken for hell for that matter women that are spoken for...I think its funny because you have know idea who I am and yet you just keep running your mouth... and I see you deleted your comment why did the bf see it and tell you to.....lol or is it that you think you are worth anyone elses time to see it... but whatever makes you happy... keep running your mouth all is copied and saved. I will be sure to give it to the hubby when the time is right... Cuz we all know he has no idea that you are on here to hook up with the ex and to start shit yet again or at least try.. so keep it up... any luck you will bury you fat ass.

Original Sin
Original Sin by JMT Never ending is this sharp pain With all to lose and nothing to gain Looking at me, I'm anything but plain For in this mind nothing is sain Chaos thrives within my very soul Creating mayhem is it's only goal Darkness burrows inside like a mole Making every hope fall into it's hole Instantly choking smothering the light Within the coils, holding me so tight Suffocating my dreams, knowing no right Gives me reason to only scream and fight Gaining the upper hand thinking I may win To find that betrayal has broken me again

Original Poem Written By Me
On a fine summer morning I was walking in a shaded path My destination a dew covered meadow A slow moving stream on its border A beautiful surprise awaits me there I came upon it and the sight of you greeted me The warm breeze flowed through your soft hair You wore a beautiful white cotton dress It so complimented your beautiful figure Your eyes and smile so warm and comforting Your soft skin glowed from the sun Your arms and hands were out stretched Soon I truly felt so blessed As I was in the arms of a beautiful angel The love that flowed between us Was meant for just us two An original poem written by me Truly felt the words coming from within my heart

An Original Poem Written By Me
On a clear night I looked to the stars Was greeted with a bright ray of light Looking into that light I saw a star That had to be your star It sparkled much like I see in your eyes The warmth felt like it came directly from your heart Within that light I heard the beat of your heart A wonderful sonnet came from it I heard whispers from your soft voice Within that light I could see a true and pure beauty Much like I see in you each time I see you A felt serenity and a calm about me I truly felt so blessed as I feel When I am in your presence. An original poem written by myself Inspired by all the wonderful friends

The Origin Of Hoody
People today have used hoody as a part of their daily clothing, but not many of them realize that hoody has undergone a quite long history in clothing and garment. The history went back to the Middle Ages, when only Catholic monks were the ones wearing their robes with decorative hoody as the symbol of their existence. Later on, the hoody was used again for working laborer in the 1930s. The modern Franklin Marshall hoody as we know it made its debut in the 1930s, when Champion Sportswear designed a version to keep New York warehouse laborers warm while they worked. American fashion designer Claire McCardell also helped popularize the hoody around this time. This came in handy for at least two types of people operating in hip-hop’s urban breeding ground: graffiti writers and so-called stick-up kids, or muggers. Wearing a Franklin marshall hoodie meant you were keeping a low profile, and perhaps up to something illegal. Other subcultures adopted the hoodie, too — skaters, s

The Origin Of The Mistletoe Custom
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Original Written Poetry By Myself On 9/22/12
Tonight in the beautiful night lights of the cityI have been truly been given the ultimate giftOne could ever receive in his lifeYour eyes sparkle much like the thousands of stars aboveYour hair glows and feels so softYour lips so warm and pleasingYour arms are so invitingYour voice so pleasing and whispers your love for meYour smile and laugh makes me forget the world around usAs we walk arm in arm it is like we are flowing across an endless path of fluffy cloudsThe night breeze serenades us with the most romantic melodiesAn endless path of rose petals are laid out to lead us to whereOur true paradise awaits usA very special table for two sits waiting for us……roses, sweet wine, fruit, Cheese and sweet delightsA very special bed with red satin sheets, pillows and sweet smelling candles Surrounding it.A very special red gown awaits youIt is our night alone for just us two to shareTake my hand and together we will share a night That has been blessed from above just for us t

Original Poetry Written By Me
You can try...... to avoid me to hide from me to run away from me to put up a barrier to me to deny me However sooner or later you will give in you will run to meyou will let down the barrier you will come out of hiding you will accept me Your love will be mine Your heart will become one with mine Your heartbeat will beat along side mine Your arms will be in mine Your eyes will meet mine We will never be complete apart We are meant to be one not two We are meant to walk side by side We are meant to share our hopes and dreams We are meant to shine together Love you my sweet soul mate With all my heart and soul Our love will be etched in time and space Our love will be blessed by the angels above Our love will shine for all to see Our love will be an inspiration to others Written on September 22, 2012 by Robert Durbin AKA Heart of an Angel

Original Poetry Written By Me
Life is what we make it Life is seen in the beauty around us Life is found in a hug from a friend, family member, loved one, a child and even a stranger Life is found in a smile Life is found in a flower, a beautiful fountain, a shaded lane, a meadow of wild flowers, a flowing mountain stream and the surf of an ocean.Life is found in all these things and other things of beauty in our world It is there for all to see If only we could convince some to stop and take the time to discover it What a difference it would make in our world today Written on September 21, 2012 by Robert Durbin AKA Hearty of an Angel

Original Poetry Written By Me
Awaken my dream lover.... the night is calling for us Its whispers creating special melodies just for us two Take my hand and walk with me into a special dreamland Hurry as we only have till the light of day Behold a special table for two with a centerpiece of roses, sweet bottle of wine, two glasses and a banquet of fruit, cheese and chocolates A special dance floor covered with the most colorfu l rose petals. Lets dance and sway to the most romantic music Lets drink to love Lets eat the bountiful offering to our love Lets lay down and take each other in our arms feeling our warmth and softness Lets make love and savor the sweetness of our love Lets make the most of our time together as soon it will be light again and will have to wait till darkness returns again tomorrow Love you so much with all of my heart, soul and mind Always and forever until we meet some day in the real world Written on September 21, 2012 by Robert Durbin AKA Heart of an Angel

Original Poem Written By Me
In a world of heartache and pain…..There is always a silver lining….For a dreamer to find, cherish,Treasure and hold on toAll it takes is to reach out and Receive that gift from aboveIt can be found in the beautyOf a roseIt can be found in the pleasing Sound of a flowing mountain streamIt can be found in the suns rays Through a shaded laneIt can be found in the breeze through A beautiful meadowIt could be found in the morning dewIn green grassIt can be found in s shimmeringWeb made by a spiderThe signs are numerous and waiting To be seen by a believerIf you are down and out…..Take the time to take a walk andOpen your mind to the possibilitiesClose your eyes, breathe and open your eyesBehold the beauty around you That has been provided us from aboveWritten on September 24, 2012By Robert E DurbinAKA Heart of an Angel

Original Poetry Written By Me
There is nothing more beautiful To a parent, grandparent and family memberThan that special bundle of joy you are holdingA child is the greatest gift one can receive The way the child smiles and brightens your dayThe sound of laughter the child brings to youThe softness of their skin in your handsThe security that they receive from youTo watch them as they sleep in your armsTo watch their eyes while taking them for a walkTo watch them as they view their favorite cartoonTo watch them as they play with their favorite toysTo watch them roll over, crawl and walk for the first timeTo hear the first words spoken by themTo have them reach out for youThere is nothing more wonderful to start your day with your childAnd end your day as you watch them as they go asleep in the evening.Knowing that another day with them awaits you as you close your eyes At the end of the dayThe sweet and beautiful memories are the most pleasing in all of our hearts.We all are in a special fraternity that grows each

Original Poetry Written By Me
Tonight I was transported to a very specialParadise and Heaven……..One I never thought I would ever seeIt came from a source I would haveNever suspected….It happened when I looked in the eyesOf a most beautiful stranger….As I danced and swayed across aDisco ball lite dance floorBeing in her arms brought meA special warmth and euphoria….Truly felt I entered into a new worldAnd direction of my lifeThis heaven and paradise I know Was fate entering my life…..Life changing forever into timeAnd spaceTwo Heart beats and souls mergedInto oneTwo special lovers destined to spendEternity side by sideFinally in my life truly loved, cherished and treasuredWritten on September 26th 2012By Robert E. DurbinAKA Heart of an Angel

Original Poetry Wriiten By Me
Crossroads of life are many and always Around every bendForks always offer several alternativesOne a more positive, silver-lined directionThe other a more negative, pessimistic directionThe choice is always up to the travelerAnd a tough one in this troublesome daysThe negative as always a path providedBy the dark forces in our livesThe positive is a clear path offered from aboveTo take the negative is to be deceivedTo take the positive is to be blessedWhat path would you take?Do you allow negative thoughts To control your life?Not trying to tell anyone what to doAs for me it will always be the positive oneLife is never easy but life is only what you make itWritten on September 27 2012By Robert E DurbinAKA Heart of an Angel

Original Poetry Written By Me
A beautiful blanket of stats above usA warm and pleasing breeze about usA soft field of grass comforting usA soft blanket laid out just for us twoA soft sounding small flowing stream near byA chilled bottle of wine along with two crystal gobletsA banquet of fruit, cheese and chocolates waitingAll that is needed now is you and ITake my hand and let a special night beginLove is in the air and calling to us softlyWhispers of love will be our dialogueThe breeze will be our romantic melodyThe softness of your gown, hair and skin I covetThe warmth of your breath, kiss and arms The gifts we give each otherThis night is the beginning of a new life for you and IOne we will spend side by side into eternityTwo hearts and souls meant to be togetherLove you so much my sweet soul mateWritten on September 27th 2012By Robert E DurbinAKA Heat of an Angel

Original Poetry Written By Me
October……a very special monthTo a horror fan like myselfGhosts, Goblins, Zombies and WitchesAre almost upon usThe memorable Halloween, Nightmare on Elm StreetAnd Jason movies take on a special meaningAs an added bonus we now have remakes of themAnother favorite of mine is the decorationsAnd handing candy out to Trick or TreatersLots of memories from dressing my kids up andTaking them Trick and TreatingThis year I look forward to going out with my grandkidsFor the first timeFinally at this time of the year I love to watch the oldBlack and white horror movies.The Christopher Lee’s, Boris Karloff’s, Lon Chaney’s andVincent Price Movies were the greatestSo enjoyed when Abbot and Costello Met the Frankenstein and MummyOctober and Halloween….memories that will be addedEach and very Halloween.Happy Halloween to each and every one of you!Written on September 28th, 2012By Robert E. DurbinAKA Heart of an Angel

Original Poetry Written By Me
If only I had a magic carpet to ride……Or a witches broom…..To pick you up and fly high Above in the clouds with youWould be the ultimate gift I wouldLove to share with youTo soar high above and hold you tightTo be able to see the beauty of our world From above and be able to share it with youTo feel the warm breezes and fresh air all Around usTo feel the softness of your hair against meTo feel warmth of your body sounds so pleasingTo see your beautiful smile and hear your laughterAs you enjoy the time shared togetherI would never want to see it end I would wish for an eternity with you Perhaps we could find a soft cloudAnd make it our home for just You and IIf only……I could make it come trueHow about you…..my sweet friendLovers, soul mates and one to the end of timeWritten on September 28th 2012By Robert E DurbinAKA Heart of an Angel

Original Poetry Written By Me
Promise and Hope…..Where does one find them?Two life needs to succeed in lifeTwo life needs that test us dailyI know in my life up until 2 years agoThat tested me and were missing in my daily lifeBut thanks to my co-pilot and friends on lineI was able to bring them back into play In my daily lifeTo me each and every sunset brings them with themEven in the rainy and cloudy days they are presentWhen the sunsets they are right there on my sideI pride myself to display them for othersTo take inspiration in their livesWhere do you find them……look inside your heart And you will find them waiting for youHoping that each and everyone of you can drawOn them and claim to have the Heart of an AngelLike myselfWritten on September 29th 2012By Robert E. DurbinAKA Heart of an Angel

Original Poetry Written By Me
To Many……True Greatness is equated with being famousBut to me True Greatness lies in just how positive they are inTheir daily lifeIf one can do this and inspire others to do the same then that personCan honestly claim true greatnessTrue greatness like this is not easy as life’s ups and downsHave a way of getting in the wayBut reaching out for the positive ways of life And encompassing them in their life it is 100% attainableThis Angel can honestly say that true greatnesses is rootedIn his heart as no matter what happens around meThe positives always overcome each and every negativeAt the beginning and ending of his dayOf course I have a lot of help as my co-pilot and friends Always play a major part in this success.To me I cherish, treasure and proudly carry them for all to seeIf you do the same the light and inspiration from us Can make the world around us a better placeWritten on September 29th 2012By Robert E DurbinAKA Heart of an Angel

Original Poetry Written By Me
Disappointments, despairs, and depression…..All quite prevalent in most of my lifeSeemed like nowhere positive to goBut through it all, the door to my co-pilot remained openWaiting for me to turn to itNot sure what made me decide to open it….But it was the best move I would makeSuddenly Hope, promise and faith became dominantIn my daily lifeThe sun begin to shine in the world around meA special warmth within my heart developedA spring in my daily steps made for positive tractionA shift of myself to being a positive influence to othersA feeling of being in the right places and timesMy hope is others in the same positionWill do the same as I didIt will be the best choice they will ever makeKnowing they have joined me in this select groupBrings extra years to their lives as it did for meWill always be here for them as well as they are for meThanks to my co-pilot for this opportunityWritten on October 5th, 2012By Robert E DurbinAKA Heart of an Angel

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If I said I love you……If I showered you with kisses…..If I took you in my arms…..If I took your hand in mine….If I handed you a red rose…..If I said you are the one To be in my life forever….What would you say?What would you do?Would you accept the change?Would you accept me in your arms?Would you take my hand? Would you accept my kiss?We became special friendsWe learned to make each other a partIn each others lifeWe shared in each others dreams and hopesWe made a special place in each others lifeWe shared a common heart beatNow it is time to make the next stepI can only hope that you willIt is our destiny and place in timeBlessed from aboveI will love you forever into time and spaceWritten on October 5th, 2012By Robert E DurbinAKA Heart of an Angel

Original Poetry Written By Me
A special moment in time…..Time spent with you….Sweet memories shared with you….A special kiss shared with you….Feeling you in my arms…..Holding your hand…..Laughter shared between us…..Whispers of Love felt….Dreams shared between us…..Now just a memory lost in time…If only I could find you again…If only I could relive them with you….If only I knew you still remember them….If only I could feel your warmth again….If only I could taste the sweetness again….If only I could hear the softness of your voice again….If I could share dreams and make them come true….If I could look into your eyes again….If only I could say I love you again….To make it happen again…..A second chance…..A special gift it would be….A gift I would embrace and hold onto….And never lose again…..Reaching out to you tonight…..Written on October 7th,

Original Poetry Written By Me
Looking to the stars tonightSearching for that one special starA star that outshines all of themIts glow, its sparkle, its beautyIts message so soft and beautifulRepresenting the definition of love, happiness And the promise of tomorrowIf only I could find it…..It is like a one four leaf clover by itselfAmong other cloversIt is like a rare diamondIt is like a true masterpieceIt is like a beautiful melodyIt is like a beautiful rainbow in the skyIt glistens like the morning dewIts like a most beautiful flowerYou may wonder why I am looking for it?You may wonder how I know about it?You may wonder what I would do with it?The answers are quite simple as it is yoursAlone and waiting for just meTo find, embrace and become one with itIt is meant to unite and bring us togetherAccording to our maker above.Written on October 7th, 2012By Robert E. DurbinAKA Heart of an Angel

Original Poetry Written By Mr
Sitting here by my windowRain coming down, cloudy and darkIt is so hard to find a silver liningHowever there truly is lots of themThey are right there in front of usFirst of all we should cherish that we are aliveSecond we should cherish the love ones in our lifeThird we should cherish the love and support of our friendsFourth we should cherish the beauty around usFifth we should cherish the basic needs provided usSixth we should cherish the freedoms we have in our livesSeventh we should cherish the support we can provide othersEighth we should cherish those who fight and protect usNinth we should cherish those who provide for our health needsFinally we should cherish those who provide our laughterAnd entertainment needsAll and All our silver liners are many and abundant.Special thanks to above for being the loving father to us allWritten on October 7th 2012By Robert E. DurbinAKA Heart of an Angel

Original Poetry Written By Me
There are many ways we can make life more special for others….A simple smile and a positive greetingA simple hug, pat on a shoulder or a handshakeA simple word of encouragementTo take the time to offer assistanceTo share a beautiful thought To share a beautiful storyTo enter into friendship with themTo be able to forgiveTo share something beautiful about themTo give without receiving in returnTo share what we have with othersThere are so many more things we can doThe world will be a better place for all of usThere will be more happiness in our livesI am one who takes the time to put these in Practice and believe me I feel a lot better about myselfAnd the beauty that is around me is so much more awesomeWritten on October 7th, 2012By Robert E DurbinAKA Heart of an Angel

Original Poetry Written By Me
Within every sunlit and breezy meadow of wild flowers……There is that one special wildflowerWithin the most beautiful garden ….There is that one special flowerWithin every colorful and beautiful forest….There is that one special treeWithin every beautiful island….There is always one special palm treeWithin every snowfall……There is one special snowflakeWithin a row of bountiful grape vines….There is that one special grapeWithin every heart beat among others…..There is always that one special oneWithin all the sweetest kisses in the world…There is that one sweeter than all othersWithin all of the warmest hugs one could receive…..There is that one hug that is the most comfortingWithin the softest skins felt in a lifetime…..There is always one that is softer than all the othersYou might wander why this is so true…..My sweet lady it is because you represent all of theseYou are truly the most special in

Original Poetry Wriiten By Me
City Lights so beautiful, bright casting shadows In the nightSitting here so lonely by this fountainLooking into shadows for no reasonAll of the sudden, out of nowhere a vision beyond any beauty I ever have see before in my lifetimeGlided from the shadows towards meYoung, beautiful and an answer to all my dreamsRed flowing dress fitting her perfectlyHair looking so soft, like silk and flowing in the night airEyes sparkling and looking into mineHer lips looking so soft, warm and invitingCould this be the answer to all my prayers?Could she be the gift that I have prayed for?My heart was skipping a beatA pleasing and sweet aroma of her perfume so intoxicatingWas this just a vision or was she real in every sense?In a matter of seconds and minutes I had my answer As she came and sat down beside meW e talked for hours and I knew that my lifeWas going to change forever at that momentFrom that time on her love became a reality in my loveA true soul mate in the most perfect senseThe angels trul

Original Poetry Written By Me
Heard it in the night breeze…..Heard it in the warm air of the day…..Heard it in my sweet dreams…..Heard it so soft and pleasing…Heard from the stars above….Heard it from the fluffy clouds above me…..Heard it for the first time…Saw it in a flowing soft mountain stream…..Saw it in a most beautiful flower bed….Saw it in the rustling wild flowers of a meadowSaw it in soft and warm rain around meSaw it in the moist dew covered grassSaw it in the ripples of a beautiful lakeFelt it as it brushed against meFelt it as its warmth surrounded meFelt it shining down upon meFelt it as the ground softly shook under meFelt it as lifted me up towards the skyWhat was it?It was your beautiful love coming into my lifeA love that will become one with mineA love that will create sweet memoriesA love that is mine alone to cherish and treasureWritten on October 11, 2012By Robert E DurbinAKA Heart of an Angel

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Calling on the night breeze……To pick us up and transport us to a very special paradiseA paradise where the stars shine bright above usA paradise where a very special table has been setA banquet and feast set out before usA chilled sweet wine and two crystal glassesA bouquet of the finest roses in a heart shaped vaseIn the background the most romantic musicSweet fragrant candles lighting our nightA fireplace lit and casting our shadows on the wallA very soft four poster bed adorned with satin sheets and pillowsA mirror above the bed to capture the sweet memoriesA night meant for just two….A night to begin a very special union….A night to begin a lifetime of nights together….A night to shine its light and warmth to comfort and inspireAll other lovers to take a similar trip to paradiseParadise will always be defined by us two till the end of timeLove you with my very heart, soul and mindMy sweet soul mate and loverWritten on October 12th, 2012By Robert E

Original Poetry Written By Me
My Invitation of a lifetime……A Invitation for just youA invitation that would make each and everyday specialA invitation to join heartbeats for all to hearA invitation to join our souls forever into space and timeA invitation to etch our names in stone for all to seeA invitation to become the very inspiration to all loversA invitation to share a special warmth and softnessA invitation to make new paths and destinations A invitation to create new dreams and make them happenA invitation create an eternal masterpiece and work of artA invitation to write and share the most beautiful poetryAn invitation one would never want to turn down But to choose to make it the best of decisions ever madeA Love for all to look up to and be inspired to do the sameLove you so much my sweet lady, soul mate and partner in lifeWritten on October 12, 2012By Robert E DurbinAKA Heart of an Angel

Original Poetry Written By Me
So Into you tonight……..So Into your beauty tonight….So into the sparkle of your eyes…..So into the soft glow of your hair…So into the way your dress flows in the night breeze….So into the warmth and softness of your kiss….So into the shine of the diamond you are wearing….So into the way the candle light casts your shadow….So into the gaze you are giving me tonight….So into the feel of your arms as we dance closely together…So into the reality that you are truly here with me tonight….So into the first night of an eternity awaiting us….So into the first night of many with you by my side…Forever and ever together as one, heart beats and souls as one….So love you and so cherishing and treasuring this perfect union…Finally a true angel and soul mate for this angel….Thank you my sweet and precious lord above…..Written on October 14th, 2012By Robert E DurbinAKA Heart o

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By the corner behind my door……My old friend and loyal companion awaits me….A truly comforting addition to my morning walks…A walking stick much like the staff used in bible times…As we walk each tap sounds out each step….As we walk it serves to balance me…As we walk it serves us my guide to our next destination….As we walk it measures the future days of my extended life….As we walk it carries the blessings of my co-pilot and his angels….As we walk comforts me with the warmth it provides my hand….As we walk it tells my story to those we encounter along the way….Its worth much more valuable than any other possession in my life….Knowing that after my last walk on this earth…..It will join me above to serve me in my walks up above….Knowing my loved ones will cherish, treasure and keep its memories alive….An eternal story to others of my life on this earth….An inspiration t

Original Poetry Written By Me
A Dreamer has many names in the minds of so-called normal minded .A Dreamer is considered a crazy personA Dreamer is considered a foolA Dreamer is considered misguidedA Dreamer is considered many other namesHowever in some normal minds they are respectedA Dreamer can look at the stars and see the beauty in their sparklesA Dreamer can look at the world around them and see the beauty of itA Dreamer can look at people around them and see the beauty within themA Dreamer can look at the world and see the positives it holds for othersA Dreamer can look at the behaviors of others and see their inner valuesIf not for Dreamers new and improved ways of life become realitiesIf not for Dreamers life as it is would be shortened and lead to extinctionThis Dreamer just loves to be an inspiration to othersTo look to the positives and make their lives betterTo learn to get along with others in a more positive wayAnger is replaced with happinessHate is replaced with loveUgliness is replaced with beauty

Original Poetry Written By Me
Why does the stars keep their sparkle?Why does the sun keeps shining upon us?Why does the sea seem so endless?Why does the birds keep entertaining us with their songs?Why does a mountain stream keep flowing so softly?Why do we feel the warmth in a warm summer breeze?Why do the church bells keep ringing daily?Why do others keep writing the beautiful words to poetry and songs?The answer lies in the beautiful existence of yourself in my worldThe answer lies in the ability of each other to look into each others eyesThe answer lies in the way our arms fit so perfect around each otherThe answer lies in the way our lips conform to each others in a kissThe answer lies in the warmth and softness our bodies feel when togetherThe answer lies in the softness and flowing hair against meWithout you all these would not be important to me anymoreThrough you they continue to survive and be realities in my lifeI truly love, cherish and treasure the moment you came into my lifeYou give me purpose and bri

Original Poetry Written By Me
My Sweet Lord, Co-Pilot and SaviorIf Heaven and Hell would collide tonightThere is no doubt I am here by your sideMy sword is drawn and my armor is onLife would lose all meaning without youThe sun, moon and stars would not be the sameWithout youThe flowers, meadows and mountain streamsWould lose their beauty Without youThe hearts of us all would lose their heartbeatWithout youTheir would be no special connections and linksTo our precious friends and loved onesWithout youI can only hope that the ones I have inspired Follow suit with me and stand by my sideWith youLove you, cherish and treasure your love for meWritten on October20th, 2012By Robert E DurbinAKA Heart of an Angel

Original Poetry Written By Me
My sweet friend I urge you tonightTo go to your window tonightLift your eyes and you will see my starShining down on youListen to your heart and you will find An extra heartbeat along with yoursThat is mine beating with yoursFeel the warmth within youThat is my angel love within youIf you feel my arms around youIt is my angel hug and arms around youIf you hear a soft voice or whisperSaying I love youIt is mine whispering in your earIf as you take life’s journey You feel someone beside youIt is I right there beside youStep by stepHeartbeat by Heart beatIt is each one of us facing Life together as oneUnited and standing togetherWritten on October 25th, 2012By Robert E DurbinAKA Heart of an Angel

Original Version Angel In Lace
Angel in Laceand the Lion The winetingles as giddy laughter erupts from the voice echoing across the room insilence. Candlelight flickering in paces with the fireplace flames as the beastacross the room leaves her thoughts in suspense; the intrigue of the desiresbuilding, as questions arise, the roar of a cat about to pounce and the silenceof a hunter. She folds her wings, to hide her low cut neck from the ravenouscat, mindful of her own longing hunger. Fur so soft and a purr that vibratesthe moist area down below, beckons the angels courage as the deviance of thethought made her shudder. The cat, stroked with a tongue of words, caressingher body, with passion, that gives her the urge to discover. An angel of lacekisses so heavenly, the biting lips of the beast devour the sweetness, of eachgentle motion he becks. Softly the arms of the monster, caressing her, gently,he carries her deeper, subsiding in the musical arching of eyebrows, exposingthe body in lace with wings out stretched

Original Sin
ORIGINAL SIN Sweet wicked poison, boon of Man. She kills me again and again and again. My emotions are all outside, like second skin. Her emotions are lost to her, hid so far in. Oh-oh, Original Sin. Oh-oh-oh, Original Sin. Bites out of apples, blood on her hands. I read The Bible but I made no plans. Feasting off corpses so she can stay thin. When love is a war, who really wins? Oh-oh, Original Sin. Oh-oh-oh, Original Sin. Damnation, temptation. Where is my rib? I die inside her but she never gives. She is only a dream now that will never begin. Still I offer my throat to her venomous grin. Oh-oh, Original Sin. Oh-oh-oh, Original Sin.

Original Christmas Poetry Written By Me
Tis the signs of the seasonsMerry and BrightDecorated Christmas Trees seen through windowsColorful wrapped gifts under themA Christmas Train Set circling around themLights and Decorations on outside porchesCaroling and Christmas Songs pleasing to the earBells of the churches ringing the season inChildren sitting on Jolly Saint Nicks lapA fresh fallen blanket of snowFamilies, Friends and Lovers walkingDowntown Festivities aboundChristmas Meal set on the tableThe sound of glasses tapping with toastLove and Fellowship between allSo looking forward to sharing it with my special friendsOn line…….Sweet Angel Love, Kisses and HugsWritten on November 24th 2012By Robert DurbinAKA Heart of an Angel

Original Poetry Written By Me
Red, Blue, Orange, Yellow and others colorsLight up the floor revolving from a magical disco ballMusic from the D-Jays booth pulsatingFlowing into the spinning bodies on the dance floorThe heat and warmth flowing throughout themBeautiful eyes seeing into each others hearts and soulsLove s vibrations linking hearts into one heart beatThe electricity of a lifetime all aroundA moment etched into a magical time lineFrozen and never endingA night of the sweetest memories ever experienced beforeThe sweet tastes of the most exquisite drinks All testaments to a time in history that will be never forgottenMay Disco forever shine in the annuals of timeWritten on November 24th 2012By Robert DurbinAKA Heart of an Angel

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A dawning of a new age in our lives A day of truly earth shaking discoveriesA new road in our lives togetherWe have found the true foundation of love….We truly have come to the meaning of…..Loving each other as we are…..Accepting each others short comings….Acknowledging each other’s role….Reaching out beyond our own dreams….Putting aside our individual hopes….We have evolved into new partners….A true path shared together into….A new union of two hearts into one….A new song and masterpiece shared together…We are now one entity together…..Never to turn back ever again….Forever it will be just you and I…Creating new hopes and dreams….Spreading our light and sun shine…..The true meaning of the words ….I do…..I love you….I need you…..Take my hand now and make it official….The union of our souls and heart…To the whole world we foreve

Original Poetry Written By Me
A new storm is approachingA bad moon is risingOur very foundation is shakingOur very fears have come trueLife may never be the same againThe dark truths have arrivedA horror beyond any otherMy sweet friends it is timeTo reach out to each otherTo take each other handsTo reach our hearts out to each otherTo band together and create a chainCreate a line in the sand against itTo defend the truths that our lord have given usTo defend the words of love, honor and brotherhoodI am ready and willing to fight these battles togetherAre you ready to join me?An army blessed and protected from aboveIt is now and always will be within our reachReach out with me and take his hand of gloryHe is waiting patiently for us…..Written on December 7th, 2012By Robert DurbinAKA Heart of an Angel

Original Poetry Written By Me
New Friendships Gained On-LineNew Friendships to be keptTo show respect, honesty and caringThree important components in themAcceptance of who they areResisting the temptation to try changing themTwo more important components in themShower them with your lightComfort them with your warmthTwo more important componentsShare precious memories with themTo be a good listener to themTwo more important ComponentsTo know when they need a hugTo know when they need words of supportMany more components among manyAll of these are important practices of this angelAll of these a part of an important pledge to all of themAll of them are cherished, treasured and loved dailyIt is my hope that they too put all of these in practicePaying it forward to othersIf you could I ask that all of you who count yourselfAs a friend to this angel……like this postComments are welcome……Recopy if you would like and send it to your friendsSweet Angel Hugs to all of youWritten on December 7 201

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