Yuh Got to Love Them Oregonians
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> John the owner of a golf course in Oregon was confused
>about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary, Carol, for
>some mathematical help. He called Carol into his office and said, "You
>graduated from the University of Oregon, and I need some help. If I were
>to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
> Carol thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."
>
>You gotta love those women from Oregon
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>
> A group of Oregon friends went deer hunting and paired
>off in twos for the day.
> That night, one of the hunters, Steve, returned alone,
>staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.
> "Where's Wade?" the others asked.
> "Wade had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles
>back up the trail," the successful Steve replied.
> "You left Wade laying out there and carried the deer back?" they
>inquired.
> "A tough call," nodded Steve. "But I figured no one is
>going to steal Wade!
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>
> Regarding the year 2000, Beth a United States Postal worker was
>overheard saying "when the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Oregon."
> When asked why, she stated that everything happens here 20 years
>later than the rest of the civilized world.
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>
> The young Oregonian came running into the store and said to his
>buddy, "Alvin, somebody just stole your pickup truck
>from the parking lot!"
> Alvin replied, "Did you see who it was?"
> The young fella answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the
>license plate number."
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>NEWS FLASH! - Grants Pass, Oregon
>
> Oregon's worst air disaster occurred when a small
>two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by Arkie & Edna,
>crashed into a cemetery earlier today in Grants Pass, Oregon
>Search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so
>far and expect the number to climb as digging continues
>into the evening.
> Arkie & Edna survived and are helping in the recovery
>efforts.
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>And my personal favorite:
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>An Oregon State trooper pulled over a pickup on route 199.
> The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
> Bruce replied, "Bout whut?
