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Online Dating
Ok, so you know I'm single. Been that way for a while. I live in a rural town, not good for being single. I figure there's no better way to start the new year off than by telling funny and incredibly rediculous stories of my online dating adventures. I guess now's a good time to tell about the first guy I ever met through an online dating site... I met one guy at a pub in his town. Claims he gave his car to his daughter because she was in college and needed it, and he could get around the city without one. You just never know if something is the truth or not, so he lost points on that one, but I met with him anyway. It was an hour drive. Met with him at one of his local pubs. It was very casual, and we ordered a pizza and had a drink. I got up and hit the jukeblx for a few songs. Me being my usual self, I danced a few steps and sang a few notes. Things went pretty well. I drove him back to his place. He started to open the door to get out, then turned and looked at me and said, "W

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I want to say the past 12-18 hour or so been a little hectic for me. A little background should be good. Well when i started this site I really connected with someone on here; That I know we both have feelings for each other even though I know she don't want nothing to do with me right now. Here's why she don't which I totally understand. When I was in high school I had an on/off relationship with one of my teachers while in high school. I eventually moved to Florida and eventually moved back to Colorado.. When I moved back here I started to come onto this site and met a very special person; But problem is we live in 2 different states and yes we had feelings for each other and I still think we do. (you just don't turn off your feelings just like that) The last 96 hours or so give or take a day or so I found out through an email that a friend of mine gave my email address to one of my teachers that I was dating in school even though no one knew about it. She wrote me that she would lov

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In General While most of these points are in the context of advice to bottoms, tops are also at risk from dangerous playmates, predators, and unstable individuals. Sometimes a submissive will damage a Dom's reputation -- or worse -- by making false accusations. Doms beware! BDSM themed chat rooms and online groups are virtually 100% fantasy.....fact! They aren't representative of a "real" scene -- which in itself is heavily influenced by fantasy. Real life BDSM more closely conforms to the laws of man and physics as well as common sense and politeness. Always remember, D/s is more than just kinky sex You should educate yourself about safety, BDSM, and the wider 'community' before you start playing. Be cautious and take your time; don't rush into a situation no matter how tempting. A good Dom/me is a patient Dom/me. Make the first few initial contacts more about casual chatting. Get to know the other person before jumping into something more intimate If someone seem

Online / Long Distance Relationships
There is an art to maintaining any relationship but a long distance one requires a bit more work because you rarely, if ever, see each other in the flesh. LDRs as they are often called can drain the parties involved and cause much stress to see flourish. They aren’t impossible to have, but quite difficult to maintain for long periods of time. This isn’t a negative reflection for I too was a LDR submissivebefore my Dominant crossed the ocean for me. In that moment I knew my long distance days were over. But I did pick up some very important tips that I hope will help you if you happen to be in a LDR like I was. 1. Communicate Effectively The most important glue to a relationship of this sort is being able to communicate effectively. This means being able to not only express your desires but also your emotions, feelings, thoughts and daily routine. What you may think as unnecessary to share this other person will probably miss. After all, they do not get to se

Online Domination
Real Life play is wonderful. It's exhilarating, it's fun, it can be intensely erotic. And some people are lucky enough to be able to play whenever they want. Usually though, there are limitations - time, distance, other obligations - which mean we can't just whip up a scene whenever we feel like it. It's a big, wide world out there, and sometimes its hundreds - or even thousands - of miles that seperate us from our play partner. However, RL isn't the only way to explore and experience BDSM. It is often said, that our most developed sexual organ is our brain - and that's were cyber-BDSM comes in. Of course, everyone's heard of cyber sex. There are a plethora of online chatrooms where you can go to have one-night cyber-stands, and talk to people you don't know in third person all pretending you're getting down to hot and kinky sex - this article isn't about them. Rather, I want to look at how technology can work in and enhance a BDSM relationship. One of the most difficult

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Online Shopping Can Be Hazardous For You!
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Online Love....
The title....hmmmm, is that a question? or an answer? You can decide, ya'll, this story is about a Love from afar. to most of you, a "long distance" romance, if you will. He talked to her online, on the phone, and helped her orgasm time after time. Yet, they had never met face to face. In his mind, She was perfect. She had a smile that made HIM smile, each time they "got together". He got her to relax, then talked to her the only way a Lover can, her heart, AND her mind melting until they couldnt stand being apart. Then, he made the mistake most online loves hate, saying the wrong thing. He told her he loved her. Apparently, she was merely infatuated with him, his words made her horny and wet. But he loved her! What to do? should he try and meet her in person? He had already seen every naked picture she had, as they were posted on the site they frequented. more....

On Love And Passion
Many of the (very few) single friends I have seem to have fallen in love lately. Love, the sort with little birds singing happy songs twirling about their heads. I listen patiently as they list the virtues of their chosen partner, and withstand more romantic goop than any one person should have to endure. And I wonder why I have never spouted romantic goop about anyone. When guys say they want to "show me the meaning of love," I just roll my eyes and snicker. Have I never felt like this about anyone? Am I incapable of it? Have I simply not met the right person? Am I simply too practical to ever be that goopy? I'm analytical, sure, but I'm also emotionally open, I hope. I'm fully capable of falling badly for someone. But even in the rush of new infatuation, I've never been goopy like my friends have been lately. Sometimes I feel like Charlotte talking to Elizabeth (in "Pride and Prejudice"): "I'm not romantic, you know. I never was. I ask only a comfortable home. And, consideri

On Love
On Love An excerpt from "The Prophet" by Kahlil Gibran Then said Almitra, Speak to us of Love. And he raised his head and looked upon the people, and there fell a stillness upon them. And with a great voice he said: When love beckons to you, follow him, Though his ways are hard and steep. And when his wings enfold you yield to him, Though the sword hidden among his pinions may wound you. And when he speaks to you believe in him, Though his voice may shatter your dreams as the north wind lays waste the garden. For even as love crowns you so shall he crucify you. Even as he is for your growth so is he for your pruning. Even as he ascends to your height and caresses your tenderest branches that quiver in the sun, So shall he descend to your roots and shake them in their clinging to the earth. Like sheaves of corn he gathers you unto himself. He threshes you to make you naked. He sifts you to free you from your husks. He grinds you to whiteness. He kneads you u

On Love...
LOVE THEN THEY SAID POET SPEAK TO US OF LOVE... AND HE RAISED HEAD AND LOOKED UPON THE PEOPLE, AND THERE FELL A STILLNESS UPON THEM, AND WITH A GREAT VOICE HE SAID: WHEN LOVE BECKONS TO YOU, FOLLOW HIM, THOUGH HIS WAYS ARE HARD AND STEEP. AND WHEN HIS WINGS ENFOLD YOU ..YIELD TO HIM. THOUGH HIS VOICE MAY SHATTER YOUR DREAMS AS THE NORTH WIND LAYS WASTE TO THE GARDEN. FOR EVEN AS LOVE CROWNS YOU, SO SHALL HE CRUSIFY YOU. EVEN AS HE IS FOR YOUR GROWTH SO IS HE FOR YOUR PRUNING. EVEN AS HE ASCENDS TO YOUR HEIGHT AND CARESSES YOUR TENDEREST BRANCHES THAT QUIVER IN THE SUN, SO SHALL HE DESCEND TO YOUR ROOTS AND SHAKE THEM IN THEIR CLINGING TO THE EARTH. LIKE SHEAVES OF CORN HE GATHERS YOU UNTO HIMSELF. HE THRESHES YOU TO MAKE YOU NAKED. HE SIFTS OU TO FREE YOU FROM YOUR HUSKS. HE GRINDS YOU TO WHITENESS. HE KNEADS YOU UNTIL YOU ARE PLIANT. AND THEN HE ASSIGNS YOU TO HIS SACRED FIRE, THAT YOU MAY BECOME SACRED BREAD FOR GOD,S SACRED FEAST.

On Love
why does love come with all these rules and restrictions and expectations attached to it? why should i have to deny my love for one person in order to prove my love for another? why should i have to limit myself to one partner? why should i have to walk away from one relationship in order to be in another relationship? why can't we open our minds and our hearts to the possibility that legal marriage between one man and one woman is not the only definition of true, committed, romantic love? why can't i be just as committed and devoted to someone without a legal document or a band of gold, without shared living quarters, without having to put our love in a societally sanctioned box?

On Love And Pain
On Love and Pain Last updated: 14 June 2007 By Daniel Evans from Aberystwyth When I put my hand in to the fire, nerves and sinews soon conspire to cause an unrelenting pain that makes me take it out again. That mechanism is defensive preventing damage too extensive. So why then, when we find a lover, don't we feel pain instead of pleasure? Surely it would be much wiser to see in love potential danger? To turn away from one's desire and treat it like that flaming fire. Unfortunately, the pain comes after to act as late-arriving measure of just how total was the pleasure. But why come now when it's all over? To warn the gallivanting fool, the cavalier, the trite, the cruel, that love must always, always be taken very seriously. So next time when you meet the one the memory of pain will come and you will treat your new-found lover with care that you will stay together.

On Love
The pencil on the table Your face is in my mind The way youre looking to me Gave birth to the dead inside Yet the pencil is silent There is only the will To draw the curves of your face To feel your skin. I saw you in my dreams. It was so clear and pure. And here you shine again. The only dream I had Is the one I shared with you. The others I forgot, The wind tarred them apart And the dream lifted me up Waked the artist inside. The pencil kissed the paper So tender and so sweet Gave birth to those purest Stars anyone will ever meet. So charming and so warm The pearls were dropping down Giving life to those flowers, Blossoming all around. And on the paper it carved The traces of your soul, The wonders of your sorrow The sweetness of your faith. The pencil left the paper Yet there is more to draw No one should ever see it But in our hearts we know And on the edge of darkness It was cold beside you It was ever dead, yet It lived for seeing you.

On Love...
"Love is passion, obsession, someone you can't live without. If you don't start with that, what are you going to end up with? Fall head over heels. I say find someone you can love like crazy and who'll love you the same way back. And how do you find him? Forget your head and listen to your heart. I'm not hearing any heart. Run the risk, if you get hurt, you'll come back. Because, the truth is there is no sense living your life without this. To make the journey and not fall deeply in love - well, you haven't lived a life at all. You have to try. Because if you haven't tried, you haven't lived".

On Love ...what Does It Take To Love ?
ON LOVE What does it take to love ? passion,Affection,Concern,Devotion,Attraction,Warmth,Worship,Respect,Promise,Security,Sentiment,Agitation,Craving,Delight,Responsibility,Zest,Faith,Confidence,Hope,Trust,Commitment,reverence,Sensibility,Fire,Admiration,Tenderness,Loyalty,Honour,Harmony,Obsession. There is a difference between saying " I LOVE YOU ; and saying " I LOVE YOU"

On Love
Love feels no burden,thinks nothing of trouble,attempts what is above its strength,pleads no excuse of impossibility...It is therefore able to undertake all things,and it completes many things,and warrants them to take effect,where he who does not love would faint and lie down.Love is watchful and sleeping, slumbereth not.Though weary, it is not tired;though pressed, it is not straitened;though alarmed, it is not confounded

On Love
I. Marriage is no real excuse for not loving. II. He who is not jealous cannot love. III. No one can be bound by a double love. IV. It is well known that love is always increasing or decreasing. V. That which a lover takes against the will of his beloved has no relish. VI. Boys do not love until they arrive at the age of maturity. VII. When one lover dies, a widowhood of two years is required of the survivor. VIII. No one should be deprived of love without the very best of reasons. IX. No one can love unless he is impelled by the persuasion of love. X. Love is always a stranger in the home of avarice. XI. It is not proper to love any woman whom one would be ashamed to seek to marry. XII. A true lover does not desire to embrace in love anyone except his beloved. XIII. When made public love rarely endures. XIV. The easy attainment of love makes it of little value; difficulty of attainment makes it prized. XV. Every lover regularly turns pale in the presence of his beloved.

On Love And D/s
There seems to be a feeling by some, that “love” lessens Dominance. That tenderness equates somehow with a lessened sense of “Mastery”. Rubbish. Dominance and submission are emotional states, constantly in flux within a relationship. They may be aided by physical play such as S/M or B&D. But I need never lift a hand to be Dominant. I am Dominant and always will be, whether I take flogger to you or not. And you need never take a spankingor be tied to be submissive. Taking a caning or being used by Me for My pleasure is not what makes you a submissive. My Dominance comes from My heart. Just as My love does. Do not confuse tenderness with weakness, and strictness with Dominance. I can be as soft and tender as a teddy bear and Dominate you. It is who I am. You follow Me because it is your heart’s path to do so. It is, perhaps, your thought that a Dominant somehow needs to maintain their position, that they must “make” their submissive

~*~*only You~*~*
*******ONLY YOU******** A person can make you feel high, A person can make you feel low. But only you can decide, Which way you want to go. A person can hurt you mentally, A person can hurt you physically. But only you can place, A limit on your abilities. A person can cause drama, A person can cause a situation. But only you can create, Your own reputation. A person can make you laugh, A person can make you cry. But only you can make, Decisions for your life. I guess what I'm trying to say, That when you're living day to day. Don't live by what people do, But live by what you know is true

Only In America.....(funny Shit)
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Only In America
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Only You
Only you... by Chris H. Only you can cast away those gloomiest days, stunning me in your wondrous ways. Standing in awe, I dare to stare, warming me with the brightness you share. Only you will love me with such tenderness, so giving, so kind, so guiltless. Your love will always accompany me, so pure, so elegant, so closely. Only you will make me experience this, what I wouldn't give for just a kiss. Only with you is where I will be, because only you complete me. Only you will make me feel the way I do, Only you, only you...

Only A Dream
ONLY A DREAM (DEDICATED TO ROSEMARIE BONILLA.) I WALKED THROUGH A STAIN GLASS WINDOW WITHOUT A SINGLE CUT AT ALL. I FREE FELL FROM A BRIDGE INTO NOTHINGNESS AND I'M STILL HERE TODAY. I STOOD IN TARTARUS'S FIRE AND DIDN'T BURN. I WALKED TWELEVE THOUSAND MILES AND NEVER TIRED. I DROVE A KNIFE THROUGH MY HEART AND DIDN'T BLEED. IT WASN'T UNTIL I BECAME HYPNOTIZED BY YOUR BEAUTIFUL BROWN EYES, ENTRANCED BY YOUR GIRLISHLY - WICKED GRIN, AND SPELLBOUND BY THE WOMAN I SAW BEFORE ME THAT I FELT FEAR FOR THE FIRST TIME ! FEAR FOR I OPENED MY HANDS AND THEY WERE CUT ! FEAR FOR I SAW MY SOUL AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BRIDGE ! FEAR FOR MY FOREARM WITH-HELD A SEVERE BURN ! FEAR FOR MY DRESS WAS SOAKED WITH BLOOD FROM MY HEART ! FEAR FOR DEATH BOSOMED ME IN IT'S GRASP ! BUT MOST OF ALL FEAR FOR THE FORBIDDEN HAD HAPPEND I FELL DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH YOU ! BY: Princess COPYWRITE: 3/12/00

Only One
Theres something in your voice That could make me fly away Sore through the clouds And live another day. And that sparkle in your eyes That makes me feel like That makes me feel light It's in your eyes. I just want you to know you're lovely And I can't let go Of this happiness you have Given me. And if you knew, how lucky I am feeling now I know I could stay here In your arms. You feel like paradise You feel like Christmas night You feel like the only one that's for me. You feel like a summer's beach You feel like I'm complete You feel like the only one That's for me. As the rain falls down I know you'll shelter me From the storm outside Because I know. Because I know you care Because you are still here with me To keep me safe And set my soul free. And now I know how much You mean to me This moment, this time Your touch. And if you knew, what it feels like To be me You'll want to wake up everyday Next to me. You feel like the o

Only My Friends/family Can View My Pics..
FOR SOME REASON I HAVE BEEN UNDER ATTACKED BY A COUPLE OF IDIOTS(THERE ACCT. # ARE IN MY OTHER BLOG)MY PICS WERE BEING RIPPED AND AS WELL AS MY FRIENDS... SO IF U WANT TO VIEW THEM THEN JUST MAKE A FRIEND REQUEST, THANKZ -CABRIOLET

Only Him
He is the one i really like he is the one that is going to be ther for me well then why does it feel like all he wants is sex from me i am so tired of it. but i cant just go out and tell him i mean i love him so much he makes me smile its just i dont know what it is i just love him

Only You
Only You by Chastity Rebecca Barwick There is a special place in my heart... only you can see. No-one else even knows it's there.... it's the tender side of me. There is a special place in my life... only you can fill. Everytime I feel the heat blazing in my soul... I know our love is real. This is a special time in my life... I share with only you. The way we laugh and talk and care... like only lovers do.

Only On Days That End In Y
When you left I told myself I wouldn't let you off my mind That I'd be strong I'd carry on And leave the past behind I'd just forget we ever met and find somebody new And now I want you to know I'm almost over you * The only time I ever miss you honey Is when I'm alone or when I'm with somebody Your memory never even gets to me 'Cept when I'm awake and when I'm sleeping Girl you never even cross my mind 'Cept just when I think I've left you far behind Only when I laugh Only when I cry Only on days that end in 'Y' Now I'll admit you're hard to quit I've been going through a bad withdrawl But you can bet I had to let you walk before I'd crawl I've got my pride wrong or right I'm gonna stand my ground And I ain't gonna let your memory get me down [Repeat *] When you walked out I was just about to break down and bed you not to go But if you wanna come home it's only fair that you should know The only time I ever miss you honey Is wh

Only You
Only You by Victor S Cordero Only you, with your words, can send me soaring above the clouds. Looking down I feel sorry for those not able to enjoy the view. Spectacular! Only you, with your words, can reduce me to ashes. Scattered to the wind, never to be seen again. Yes... ....only you.

Only When...
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Only Been On 3 Minutes
This site fucks up on me or does it happen to others as well,What allowed to rate 6 pictures an the site wants me to leave getting pretty damn pissed at the fuck faced moderators here.Kiss my Ass u Fuckers.Harassment against the law when I'm disabled u mother fuckers.Between Punk Ass Poser pot dealers, around here harassing me 12 days alcohol free.My fuckin Perks didn't come today.Terrible back pain an knee pain today for the 5 th day.So I did something I haven't done in 28 or 29 years Heroin,took my pain away gave me awesome buzz.Now think I'll clean my pipe see if I can't get Stoned. Sorry if I disappointed anyone but Life Sucks an so do most Lazy piece of shit teenagers as well.this the bastard ones that live in this fuckin ass town. They can all Kiss my Mother Fuckin ass!

Only...instead Of 3 Brides...i'd Have 4 Husbands....lol...yeah Baby!
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Only 2 More Hours>> Omg>>>
Well.. the countdown is on.. At midnight its happening.. no weed for 7 days.. (refer to "omg am I crazy or what") lol!! I can feel the panic rising in my throat.. lol who thinks that I wont make it? All my friends think I'll give in.. WHat do you think?? PS You can also let me know by voice in my voice comment recorder on my page! Thanks.. Peace..

Only In Alberta!
I couldn't resist this last blog!...I received it as an e-mail from my 85 year old aunt! This was in the Calgary Sun. the title of the article was "Best Comeback Line Ever." In summary; the police arrested Ward Branham, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Lethbridge, Alberta, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Ward will be charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Calgary courthouse on Monday. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around there for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview. Ward went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he com

Only Serious Replys
Here i am waitng, fot that special lady who i can treat like a queen and she treat me as her king, someone to spoil, hold, kiss, touch and cuddle, someone whos has a good, kind, gentle soul and heart, sweet personality, someone thats family orientated and wants children, where is that someone, i've been reaching and calling out, looking arround, where is she? what will her name be! will it be eternity, cause if it is here i am, eterntiy! Yours Truly, FAITHFULLY YOURS FOREVER AND EVER(David)!

The Only One
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The Only Way To Cope Is Making The Pen Bleed!
A poem written just this second. Why must my life be filled with pain? Is it cause 'strong' is the meaning of my name? you should have gotten on the plane, i garuantee(sp?) your life would have never been the same. why must i spend my days in heartache? cause now i have these feelings that i just cant shake. you may be able to throw them away or just brush them off, but you know what beautiful? It's your loss. ciao bella, XoXoX

Only If They Knew
only if they knew Boy and a girl, the best of friends. From elementary to high school from beginning to end. Through all those years their friendship grew. They both felt the same, but neither knew. Each waking moment since the day they met. They both loved each other sunrise to sunset. He was all she had in her terrible life. He was the one who kept her from her knife. She was his angel, she made him smile. Though life threw him curves, she made it all worth while. Then one day things went terribly wrong. The next few weeks were like a very sad song. He made her jealous on purpose he tried. When the girl asked, "Do you love her?" on purpose he lied. He played with jealousy like it was a game. Little did he know Things would never be the same. His plan was working but he had no clue. How wrong things would go, the damage he would do. One night she broke down, feeling very alone. Just her and the blade, no one else home.

Only God Knows
Never understood, i never understand, and here i stand now- Standin on my own, sitting all alone, holding in as much as i allow- The heart was always broken, when said it would never be broke- But it has since been rebuilt, forever sleeping, doubtful to be awoke- Outside Looking happy, inside feeling crushed, i may even crack a smile- My heart is disconnected, so if u tried try to get ahold of it, it might not be there, so dont even dial- Wanting that perfect woman, that special lady, i thought was never 2 much to ask- It has turned 2 be some big project in life, the unthinkable task- My kids are my everything, my kids have my love, but the spot for that someone has never felt this empty- Everyday i used to ask, when will she be here, but i stopped askin that, cuz only god knows when that'll be-

Only You
You’re the only one that truly know me you didn’t have to be from Missouri but you could show me my mind in erotic state I could masturbate you showed me a way in which I could wait your honey love thickens as my lips licking its like you play a game of chicken as the plot thickens My heartbeat race as you on my chest to listen your ear to hear my adrenaline rush our passion we have is what we discuss The honor we have for one another, the love, the trust I’ll wait for you like I’m waiting for the bus its no need to speed like rush hour we can take our time like 5 o’clock traffic your love I’ll devour just like it’s a bad habit your hand I’ll grab it to show you your secure if you ever become sick then let my love be the cure what we have is so pure no virus can overtake it who says we weren’t meant to be we can show them we can make it

Only One Contest Now
I have ended the EXOTIC-EROTIC contest and will only be running the HOT SEXY BBW contest. I am also putting up a few new pic albums for your visual enjoyment.... If you want to contribut, then please let me know ! sean

Only 17 People Can Read
ONLY (17) PEOPLE CAN READ THIS. can you? Body: Sorry to the dyslexic.. if there are any.. don't attempt this. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. ONLY REPOST IF YOU CAN READ THIS. CHANGE THE NUMBER AT TOP THOUGH, "ONLY __ PEOPLE CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU?" add a number up if you can read it!!

Only For That Moment
The tip of your lips, when we kiss. The feeling you give me, that‘s what I miss. I miss holding your hand and touching your chest. I feel like I did something wrong, but I did my best; I didn‘t know the whole story, and I wanted to know the rest. I tryed so hard, to make you happy. I love you so much, but I guess my best just isn‘t enough. I love you sounds good, Don‘t it? But I guess that was just for the moment!

Only Less Than 3 Weeks
till Veteran's Day and still there are strong feelings for what our brave fighting men and women are doing. I come from a family deeply rooted in the traditions of military service; still having 4 cousins who are deployed to certain areas involing their field of military expertise. I just want us all to ensure that we take a moment to pause and reflect why we are able at this very moment to sit at a computer an "blog", it's because someone is fighting for our freedom and ultimately giving of themself to to possibly the fullest, their life so others may live. So when was the last time you "Thanked a Sailor, Solder, Marine or Airman?" So lets not take a lot for granted! Lets focus on true heros, not sports or celebrity heros; but but the one that lay it on the line daily for you and me!

Only A Few People Can Read This....
only a few people on lost cherry can read this are u 1 of them... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch by GOOFYAUCTIONS.COM, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.

Only One Parachute
You are one of two people on a malfunctioning airplane with only one parachute: Pessimist: you refuse the parachute because you might die in the jump anyway. Optimist: you refuse the parachute because people have survived jumps just like this before. Procrastinator: you play a game of Monopoly for the parachute. Bureaucrat: you order them to conduct a feasibility study on parachute use in melti-engine aircraft under corde red conditions. Lawyer: you charge one parachute for helping them sue the airline. Doctor: you tell them you need to run more tests, then take the parachute in order to make your next appointment. Sales executive: you sell them the parachute at top retail rates and get the names of their friends and relatives who might like one too. Internal Revenue Service: you confiscate the parachute along with their luggage, wallet, and gold fillings. Advertiser: you strip-tease while singing that what they need is a neon parachute with computer altimete

Only If It Rains =)
Nude Running A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. "Oh My God - Hurry! Grab your clothes," she yelled to her lover. "And jump out the window. My husband's home early!" "I can't jump out the window!" came the strangled reply from beneath the sheets. "It's raining out there!" "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. "He's got a very quick temper and a very large gun! The rain is the least of your problems!" So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon. He started running along beside the others about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to "blend in" as best he could. It wasn't

Only Time Will Tell
Write what you think write what you feel sometimes my life feels like its slipping away but think and know that i must stay strong to know how you feel to know what you see is something that i will never reveal from time and time again i sit and listen knowing i can't do or say anything but someday the time will come when nothing will turn into something and something will have to be done for now ill listen but action will be taken

Only 18 Or Over?????????
call me crazy but isn't this supposed to be an adult only sight????? I can understand the whole concept of keeping adult content out of plain sight so that everyone isn't forced to look at certain content if they do not choose to but..... my rant is....why have contests, lounges, and what not that state you must be 18 before entering??????? isn't that just a tad redundant?

Only 73% !!! What?? I Am 99.99% Fuckable!! Trust & Believe !!
You are 73% fuckable! Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Ok this one I totaly disagree with!! I know I'm no super model, but if you are into me as much as I'm into you,...you can trust & believe I am 110% fuckable!! Oh yea!!

Only In America......
ONLY IN AMERICA: Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance... Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink... Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke... Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters... Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes locked in the garage... Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place... Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight... Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures".....

Only Thing That Keeps Me Up When Im Feelin Down
last night.. shit went bad. and i dont even know why. i just wish i had some answers. ya know. And i wish I could quit relapsing for fucking once in my life. Why do I always to turn to drugs and alcohol when shit gets bad and rough in my life?? Why can't i just write my feelings down or talk about it like a normal person?? What the fuck is wrong with me?? Seriously. whatever. fuck it. and why can't i find somebody to give all their love to me the way i want to give all my love to them, answer me that, please!

Only Time Will Tell
Only Time Will Tell Matthew & Gunnar Nelson / Marc Tanner / Gregg Sutton Hello my friend, sure has been awhile I don't know where the time has gone, but I've really missed your smile It's been too long I got so much to say, that I don't know where to start Ever since we went our seprate ways There's been a big hole in my heart (But) as I recall, it was you that said goodbye Now you're asking me to give it one more try Well only time will tell If you're gonna stand beside me through both heaven and hell I wanna know that you're behind me But only time will tell If what we have together's gonna last forever more And so my friend, I hope you understand It's hard to put my trust in you 'Cause I'm afraid you'll leave again I want to believe, that you've finally seen the light That you've missed my love and you want to make it right But only time will tell If you're gonna stand beside me through both heaven and hell I wanna know that you're behind

Only You Know How
Sometimes I get so angry, cursing the whole world But you know how to calm me down with a touch and a couple of words Sometimes I get so melancholy and see it all painted blue But you know how to cheer me up and rainbow-color my view Sometimes I get so crazy and mess everything up But you know how to slap me sober and put my fit to stop Sometimes I get so bored and the world is one big yawn But you know how to spice it up and again turn me on And always I get so Me but you still love me somehow through all my turbelent seasons only you know how Sometimes I get so restless like a wild horse in a cage But you know how to saddle me down and tame my raving rage Sometimes I get so weary and feel like breaking down But you know how to lift me up before I hit the ground Sometimes I get so broken and I feel like cryin' But you know how to mend my wings and get me back flyin' Sometimes I get so cocky and forget who I really am But you

Only 65???
You Are 65% Bitchy While you may not think of yourself as the ice queen, admit it, you're often in a bad mood. And it's those around you who often bear the brunt of your annoyance, even if they haven't done anything wrong! How Bitchy Are You?

Only You Know How?
Sometimes I get so angry, cursing the whole world But you know how to calm me down with a touch and a couple of words Sometimes I get so melancholy and see it all painted blue but you know how to cheer me up and rainbow-color my view sometimes I get so crazy and mess everything up but you know how to slap me sober and put my fit to stop Sometimes I get so bored and the world is one big yawn but you know how to spice it up and again turn me on And always I get so Me but you still love me somehow through all my turbelent seasons only you know how Sometimes I get so restless like a wild horse in a cage but you know how to saddle me down and tame my raving rage sometimes I get so weary and feel like breaking down but you know how to lift me up before I hit the ground sometimes I get so broken and I feel like cryin' but you know how to mend my wings and get me back flyin' Sometimes I get so cocky and forget who I really am but you

Only In Texas
> Two men are driving through Texas when they get > pulled > over by a State Trooper. The cop walks up and taps > on > the window with his nightstick. The driver rolls > down > the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head > with the stick. > The driver asks, "What the hell was that for?" > The cop answers, "You're in Texas, Son. When we pull > you over, you better have your license ready when we > get to your car." > The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from > around here." > The cop runs a check on the guy's license, and he's > clean. He gives the guy his license back, walks > around > to the passenger side and taps on the window. The > passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop > smacks him on the head with the nightstick. > The passenger asks, "What'd you do that for?" > The cop says, "Just making your wish come true." > The passenger asks, "Making what wish come true?" > The cop says, "I know that two miles down

The Only Time I'd Like To Receive Less Than 10% On A Test:
You are 0% asexual! You flourish in the sexual life! You love the urges and excitement that pleasure gives you. Sex is an exciting thought and means a lot to you! You probably have a high sex drive, life without sex is imaginable! Let's hope you can find someone who can keep up with you.How asexual are you?Take More Quizzes

Only Me
I am only me, that is all that I can be No more, no less, don't second guess. I love, I laugh, I live and cry, I've wished at times, that I could die. Some days I'm funny, others I'm not, Sometimes I'm in overdrive and can't stop. I am a loyal and honest friend, You know that I'll be there until the end. I am a mother, my children my greatest gift, The smiles on their faces always give me a lift. I am a romantic, sensual, sexual, and passionate too, To the love of my life, I'll share this with you. I can be sweet and shy or sassy and bold, I'm quite a handful, or so I've been told. I am not perfect, I do have my faults, Like when I get scared I put up high walls. Or I'm not as forgiving, as I'd sometimes like to be, Because when I hurt, I hurt deeply. My logic is all my own, at times misunderstood, Because I don't always do things for my own good. I have many facets, like a diamond you see... I am only me.

“only In America”
“Only in America” 1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America... are there handicap-parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America... do we use the

Only Bored Once Again
Hehe.. Well just got back from a mission so.. figured I would write a blog about nothing.. Like most of them are haha.. So how is everyone doing? Im just great. Still here.. So can't say much hehe.. Anyway Ima get heading out and loading some pics up.. so talk with ya all later :D

Only A Day Away...
Well Tomorrow is the big day. I am taking the LSAT. Wow, I can't believe it is finally here, the test that can break me or make me. I have to admit I am nervous but at the same time confident. I think what is making this a bit difficult is the fact that the person who encouraged me to do this has not spoken to me in almost 2 weeks but I understand why. I also know he is proud of me and believes in me. Today was a relax day for me. I spent the day out with Kristina. Now tonight I am going to brush up a bit on some stuff and just relax. I am hoping to be in bed at a reasonable time and not wake up in the middle of the night like I have been for the past few nights. I hate these nightmares I am having and I wish I knew the reason behind them. Kelly is spending the night cause she is going to drive me to the exam and then pick me up. We are also spending the weekend together, so it should be fun. Anyways I will keep you all posted on how the test went... Loves, Hugs, Kisse

Only My Real Friends Would!
J. Smith needs your help. Click on the following link to vote for J. Smith. Vote the profile Excellent, play all the songs and vote them Excellent also. The most important song to play right now is 'SpitYoGame.Com(Anthem)'. It's entered into the contest. Thank you for your help, Xuxa

Only One Way To Get Ya Crown!
THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO GET YA CROWN! OBEYING GOD'S WORD BECAUSE IT IS SOUND DON'T GIVE UP IN DISMAY. BECAUSE SOME WON'T GIVE YOU A BOUQUET. JUST KEEP ON WOTKING TO THE END. BUT IT MIGHT BE THAT YOU WILL BE VOID OF FRIENDS. DOIN'T LET THAT GET U DOWN YOU ARE WORKING ON YA CROWN. FINISHYOUR WORK SHOW YA SKILL SOME FOLKS WON'T LIKE YOU BUT, THE LORD WILL.

Only Feeling
Looking into the beyond Knowing that’s what I wanted To take out my hand And touch the unknown Through eyes which knew the truth Come, see me Through the wall of dreams Where we stand apart Wanting so much to rejoin the Uno Where our bodies meld In a feeling not known Through words or images Only feeling That’s how we would be known Knowing each other Merging into the Uno So we can be side by side Exploring the alternate realities Of Other Beings

The Only One
I know I only have half your heart and it just tears me apart I want you to be all mine I don't want to stand in line knowing that you want another makes me want to cry forever I guess I'm not enough for you please tell me what I can do I want to be your number one I want to be your shining sun I don't want to fight for you I don't want to be number two I need to know that I'm the one the only One you want to love

Only You
I hear you're voice and I start to smile. I now know that everything is ok I can talk to you about anything But yet I don't I don't know how to tell you That I think I'm starting to fall for you. People say we hardly know each other But you can see right through me I love every minute of it I can see your face And my cheeks get red I lay my head down And all I dream Is you.

~~only Illegals Get Free No Questions Asked Medical Benefits~~~
Parkland Memorial Hospital in Dallas,Texas is a famous institution and for a variety of reasons: 1. John F. Kennedy died there in 1963 2. Lee Harvey Oswald died there shortly after 3. Jack Ruby-who killed Lee Harvey Oswald, died there a few years later. On the flip side, Parkland is also home to the second busiest maternity ward in the country with almost 16,000 new babies arriving each year. (That's almost 44 per day---every day) A recent patient survey indicated that 70 percent of the women who gave birth at Parkland in the first three months of 2006 were illegal immigrants. Crikey!, that's 11,200 anchor babies born every year just in Dallas . According to the article, the hospital spent $70.7 million delivering 15,938 babies in 2004 but managed to end up with almost $8 million dollars in surplus funding. Medicaid kicked in $34.5 million, Dallas County taxpayers kicked in $31.3 million and the feds tossed in another $9.5 million. The average patient in Parklan

Only In America
Only in America .....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. * ** Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. * ** Only in America ....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. * Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America..... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America..... .do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' . Only in America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. ** EVER WONDER ... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Only In Illinois
BEING FROM ILLINOIS, I CAN ATTEST THAT THESE ARE ALL TRUE!!! Jeff Foxworthy on Illinois: If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Illinois. If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Illinois. If someone in a store offers you assistance & they don't work there, you might live in Illinois. If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Illinois. If you have ever worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Illinois. If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Illinois. If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Illinois. YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE Illinoisan WHEN: 1. Vacation means going north or south on I-55 for the weekend. 2. Yo

Only Things That Keps Popping Is Love, Love Joined, Umm Love Enternal
we will make it through I promise you I'm here and forever plan on being yours I hope that you plan on being mine too Things will get rough and sometimes we can really get down and blue But I promise you we will make it through You are the love of my life I only wish you could see But I wont ask you to understand why I'll be yours until I die You are the best thing that has ever happened in my life I promise to be here always by your side through all the strife I may not be able to be there physically But mentally I'll be there holding your hand Telling you baby you can do this look at me! Holding your hand we will make it through thick and thin In the deepest and the most shallowest of ends I love you more than words can explain Dont ask why just let me and let it be at that! Being scared and confused Isnt so bad as long as I have you!

Only Question I Ever Thoughr Was Hard/was "do I Like Kirk Or Do I Like Picard?"
I heart Weird Al. "White and Nerdy" You see me mowin' my front lawn I know they're all thinkin' I'm so White and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Can't you see I'm white and nerdy Look at me I'm white and nerdy I wanna roll with the gangstas But so far they all think I'm too White and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy I'm just too white and nerdy Really, really white and nerdy First in my class here at MIT Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C. Keep you're 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary All of my action figures are cherry Stephen Hawking's in my library My MySpace page is all totally pimped out Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces Yo, I know pi to a thousand places Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces I order all of my sandwiches with

Only 3 Hours Left!!! Please Repost!
CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR WINNERS!!!! 3rd Place: WINNER OF A FREE SKIN MADE WITH HER WINNING PHOTO! "~*~Ass Kickin Redneck Bitch~*~" 2nd Place: WINNER OF A SIX PACK OF HIS CHOICE AND A FREE SKIN MADE WITH HIS WINNING PHOTO! "Figgy Pudding" CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR BIG WINNER!! 1st place: WINNER OF 2 DINNERS FOR TWO(One for her and one for the Cherry Tap Member of her choice), AND A FREE SKIN MADE WITH Her WINNING PHOTO! "Lacey" Congratulations to EVERYONE... You are ALL winners for participating! Music Video:HAPPY CHRISTMAS (by John Lennon)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone

Only 19 People Can Read This Can U?
Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. Strange..isn't it? =)

Only Just Heard That
Gerald Ford died. At 93 but with the condition he'd been in the last few years, still :(. Decent fellow, I gather. Might be writing a year-in-review in here and in another blog later today, but have an appointment to go to first, so off with me for a bit. Eric

Only I Know December 27, 2006
I know doesn't seem real but the years have passed I am still the same person but yet not so much since I was ill. God gave me wisdom and took my looks. It's ok I had it all once as they say beauty is only skin deep. So never look so far you forget to see the real beauty with in

Only The Thrill Need 2 Apply
If U on some BS Exit stage left and keep it movin. I have 10 Rules that live by & will not make any Acceptations. 1.) U must b into BBW'S 2.) U must B Single 3.) I need a man that know how 2 b friends 4.) U must have good communication skills as well as a good listener. 6.) U must b over the age of 25 to 45 of age. 7.) U must b honest, loyal, humble, laid back & respectable. 8.) I love a man that's caramel to chocolate skin tone. 9.) U must b fresh to death or atleast decent dressed man and plus a man that smells good. 10.) No Bull shyter's and No game player's just real azz men. Ok now u know wat iI'm looking 4 in a man. So if u fit these stats then holla . If not holla front. Only the thrill need 2 apply!!!!! 4 those that only know wat thrill means get at me !!!

Only In America.....
can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Only In America
Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. ! Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and! put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER .... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? ! Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "pra

Only Women Bleed
Man's got his woman to take his seed He's got the power - oh She's got the need She spends her life through pleasing up her man She feeds him dinner or anything she can She cries alone at night too often He smokes and drinks and don't come home at all Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Man makes your hair gray He's your life's mistake All you're really lookin' for is an even break He lies right at you You know you hate this game He slaps you once in a while and you live and love in pain She cries alone at night too often He smokes and drinks and don't come home at all Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Black eyes all of the time Don't spend a dime Clean up this grime And you there down on your knees begging me please come Watch me bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Onl

Only Time Will Tell
Only Time Will Tell Our faith so deep, and love so strong I wonder where it all went wrong For we had all the answers then Not sure why, they came and went The times spent together all these years Separated from you , I never feared That I would someday be sitting here Wondering why I shed these tears We failed at this so miserably Please God, take me from this misery Good times and bad, we didn't succeed To stay together, forever it seems Love was in the air back then Our relationship we cannot mend We grew apart as time passed on Not quite sure though, what went wrong You went your way, I went mine All things considered, that was fine I don't know exactly when it happened But we were unhappy and now its ended As time does pass within my life I will remember us as man & wife The pain will ease for me someday Right now it hurts for me to say My love, so true, to someone else The feelings I carry are so intense True love is waiting, no more so

Only Illusion
its a shame you gave it all for such a little back and forth each night stuck in the middle I feel the loss pain and confusion fall down and pray beg for retribution broken pieces of the mirror drawing lines theyre getting clearer live each day an institution find a way only illusion never need a reason to cry kiss the hand of death a memory dies

Only Time Will Tell
Only Time Will Tell Sometimes I feel like my life isn't worth living, like I don't mean anything, like i'm not supposed to even be here on this Earth. I tell myself that suicide would make everything easier for myself and everyone I know but then I think and realize that that wont solve a thing it will only make things worse so I ask god "why am I here? what is my purpose?" and like a fool I wait for an answer that may never come. So I go on living each day wondering if I will ever know that answer. Will it come to me after my death or will it come sooner? And everyday it troubles me in my thoughts and in my dreams and I wonder if it will always be like this. Will I ever be able to just let go of this lingering question and live my life or will it just linger forever? These are the things only time will tell. Deborah S. Corkran

Only 165 Votes To Go. Please Help Me Out!
Trying to get to 250 votes to get a morph made. Any and all votes would be much appreciated. Didn't realize when I signed up to get this I had to get votes. LOL! So please humor me and help a gal out! Thanks bunches! >

Only In My Head
only in my head do i feel your sweet touch only in my head does it truly hurt this much only in my head do i think now of you only in my head do you think of me too only in my head do i scream out in my rage only in my head are the thoughts on this page only in my head does this make any sense only in my head are my walls of defense only in my head do i long to hold you tight only in my head is that perfectly alright only in my head is a sadness so bitterly real only in my head am i truly allowed to feel.

The Only Answer I Can Give
Why do I love you and what to hold you in my arms why am I willing to take all the pain that you give me why does the cycle always continue I truly do not know all I can do is fallow what I feel and do all that I can to keep what I seek you ask why I love you and I can not give you the answer you seek but I can tell you that it is true even though you run and fear what you could become I will love you never knowing why it is my fate to only share in others sorrows and so rarely in their pleasure This love that I feel I fear knowing it only gives you grief even after seeing your soul I still stand by you holding you in my arms as you cry knowing your tears are not for my sake I will still love you I will still hold you even knowing all that you are knowing it would be too hard for you to love only me but I stand still hoping that my dreams are wrong and the vision was blurred even though I will never know why I love you

Only Free?
The sun dulled into insignifigance orange rays fading away clouds govern the night, the youth hang out under lanterns watching time slip slowly by hiding feelings from deep inside. A can of lager passed around some cider feeds the soul. "We're happy I tell you we are!" Then why cry at night? "There's nothing wrong, leave us alone!" Then why the arguments and shouts of pain? Then why the violence drugs and shame? "We need something more, or can't you see?" "We need more than being told we're free!" They walk alone in a crowd children of our own degredation where imagination is reality. Watching neon lights of their purity where roses grow in winter and love is found in war filled with the compassion of watching an enemy burn. So much lying. Watch out people your children are dying.

Only For Those Who Can Handle The Truth:
The Pope says that jihad violence is against God's nature, and officials fear that in response, Muslims enraged by this insult will commit... jihad violence. *Muslims murder 3,000 innocents in New York and expect no criticism. *Muslims murder 202 tourists in Bali and expect no criticism. *Muslims murder 333 schoolchildren and their teachers in Beslan and expect no criticism. *Muslims murder 292 innocents, mainly Kenyans and Tanzanians at two US Embassies and expect no criticism. *Muslims murder 241 US and 58 French peacekeepers in Beirut and expect no criticism. *Muslims fire 4,000 Katyusha rockets into Northern Israel killing over 50 innocent civilians and expect no criticism. *Muslims murder 52 in London and 191 in Madrid and e xpect no criticism. *Muslims murder 200 in Mumbai and expect no criticism. *Muslims behead Western hostages in Iraq, Buddhist monks in Thailand and Christian schoolgirls in Indonesia and expect no criticism. *Muslims

~only~
HER EYES SPARKLE IN THE LIGHT AS THE LOVE IN HER HEART SHINES THRU FOR HE IS THE ONLY ONE THAT WILL DO HER THOUGHTS RACE AS SHE IMAGINES HER LIFE IN THAT PLACE IS HE REALLY THE ONE OR IS IT JUST A LUSTFUL FACE HOW WILL SHE KNOW AS THE EVENTS UNFOLD HER LIFE OFTENS SEEMS A LITTLE CRAZY BUT SHE WOULD NOT TRADE THOSE DAYS THAT WOULD MEAN ALL HER JOY WOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN SHE WALKS IN HER LIFE WITH HER HEAD HELD HIGH AND A SLIGHT SMILE FROM HER LIPS AND SHE IS THE ONLY ONE TO KNOW WHAT IS IN HER HEAD AND HER HEART WILL HE BE THE ONE SHE SHARES HER SECRETS OR IS THIS TO ONLY BE A FRIENDSHIP

The Only Thing There Was To Do...
Brian Eno - 2-1 from Music for Airports The only thing there was to do on Sundays when we used to visit my grandparents, was sit and watch the smoke clouds in the sunbeams as my grandfather chain-smoked one Marlboro after another... he'd stop to hack and wheeze, then take a blast from his bronchilator into his asthmatic lungs, if only for to expel more haze into the room as he lit another cigarette. I'd sit there, mesmerized. Sun in my eyes, always looking for a better vantage point to watch the curling, rolling clouds of his impending death. (just remembering... I'm not sad at all)

Only God Can Judge Me .....
tupac talking] Only God can judge me (is that right) Nobody else, nobody else All you other muthafuckas Get out of my business (tupac) Perhaps, I was blind to tha facts Stabbed in tha back I couldnt trust my own homies Just a bunch a dirty rats Will i, succeed Paranoid from the weed And hocus pocus try to focus But I cant see And in my mind Im a, blind man doin time Look to my future Cause my past is all behind me Is it a crime To fight for what is mine Everybodies dyin Tell me, whats the use of tryin Ive been trapped since birth Cautious, cause Im cursed And fantansies of my family In a hearse And they say Its the white man I should fear But, its my own kind Doin all the killin here I cant lie Aint no love, for the other side Jealousy inside Make em wish I died Oh my lord Tell me what Im livin for Everybodies droppin Got me knockin on heavens door And all my memories Is seeing brothas bleed And everybody grieves But still nobody sees R

Only A Few Front Row Tickets Remain For Cuffed & Caged, This Saturday
Only a few front row tickets remain for Cuffed & Caged, THIS SATURDAY at the new Alhambra Arena! Only select seating is now available so get your tickets now so you can sit with your fellow PWU fans or your Juggalo Family and aren't left out in the cold! Click on the "Buy Tickets Now" image to the left to purchase tickets 24/7 online. http://www.prowrestlingunplugged.com/tickets.htm

Only A Dream
The winds have changed direction The nights have grown cold Overwhelming my senses Chilling my soul Icy fingers of dread Touched me in a dream “Beloved..” he whispered But spoke not to me Unsure how I missed them The signals and signs Its true what they say Love really is blind I am merely a vehicle A means to an end Enlightened and humbled My heart now may mend My trust I gave freely My love for him pure Yet I’ve only one regret Of this I am sure The time that we spent The joy and the love Not a curse on my heart But a gift from above But the sadness I see In the eyes of my child Reflections of mine There’ll be no denial My pain will subside I am strong now, it’s true My strength is for them My children, and you The healing of family This task I now own For suffer the children The ignorance of the grown I awoke from my slumber Unsettled and broken Fragmented memories of Promises unspoken It was only a dream A twisted reality

Only The Irish Have Jokes Like This!
Only the Irish have Jokes Like These Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken,his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp. "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. " Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy. "That little shit, O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand." "That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it." "Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself, didn't you have something in your hand?" That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight." ****************************************************************************** An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. "So," s

Only 3 More Days!!!!!!!!!
all ya'll keep giving my tat a 10 in my profile pics,so why not click this photo link and do it one more time? help my tat make a statement! here is the photo link: big hugs to those that do,sandra

Only Want To Love You...
Only Want To Love You... I know things are different now We're living separate lives, Even though our lives have changed I still think of you as mine. For hearts that once stayed together Will always stay together forever, Intertwined as they became part of each other As they'll remain 'til the end of time. When you go, I'll know it will be okay for you and me. For all the names given to all that changes For all the ways we said good bye, For all the mistakes we both made.... We were happy once I remember those times... How we smiled and laughed How you held my heart in your hands. I remember the fights and the tears... When you threw my heart back at me it was bruised and wilted. I know that some day I'll get used to the fact That we are not together any more, And that we may never be... again. Only time will tell but in the meantime Though you may be far from my arms, You will never be far from my heart. I know that love will never leave Since there are s

Only The Truth, Lol
You have a sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

The Only Love In My Heart
Every second,I dream of you, Every hour, I wish I could be with you, Every day, I miss you even more, If I could just be with you for a second, It would make my life worth wild, If you weren't here, My life would be pointless, I could never explain how much I love you, Because you are the beautiful Angel, that will never...leave my heart.

Only The Good Die Young
An 18-year-old Detroit area man is dead of a gunshot wound and his 14-year-old stepbrother is in the Monroe County Youth center after a shooting Sunday inside a South Rockwood house where marijuana was being cultivated. Details of what led to the young man's death are still being determined by Monroe County sheriff's detectives. The younger teen is in custody, but told investigators the shooting was accidental. But Sgt. Enrico Galimberti said the case is being investigated as a murder. "We're treating it as a homicide," he said. "We're still sorting out details." The shooting occurred Sunday night inside a house in the 5000 block of Park Blvd. This morning, police with a drug unit were hauling out marijuana plants that were being grown inside the house and garage. Lt. Luke Davis of the Office of Monroe Narcotics Investigations (OMNI) said officers found the remains of 115 pot plants in the basement that already had been processed. Another 50 pot plants, about three

Only My True Friends Read This
Well today is starting out shitty... i got up this morning thinking that i would have a good day and be NICE.. damn i htink maybe i should turn into a BITCH maybe that would be better for me.. everything i do for people always hits me in the face.. im not goin to be goin to vegas to get married. .... Idk what is goin to happen... it fuckin sucks.. If you all knew me a few months ago you knew that i was not in a good place i was bouncing back and forth in and out of places and just not A woman i was a CHILD... in the past few months i have grown up so much and no that is not cuz of the Man i am with it is because i needed to.. and in the path of that growing up i lost alot of friends because they did nto understand what was going on in my life... now my REAL mother is back in my life and i dont know if i want her in it or not.. my Real lil sister is preg and she is only 15 and is being prosituted and nothing i can do there. this is just all BUllSHIT.. Well this is about

Only In America
> > Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the > > back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy > > cigarettes at the front. > > Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, > > and a diet coke. > > Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the > > pens to the counters. > > Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the > > driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. > > Only in America.....do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in > > packages of eight. > > Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process > > so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking > > creatures'. > > Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille > > lettering. > > EVER WONDER ... > > Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? >

Only A Man Would Do This
> > > ONLY A GUY WOULD DO THIS! > > > > > > Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the > > wife. > > > > A guy who purchased his lovely wife a "pocket > > > > Taser" for their anniversary submitted this... > > > > > > Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol > > > > & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The > > occasion > > > > was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a > > > > little "something extra" for my wife Toni. What > > I came > > > > across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized > > taser. > > > > The effects of the taser were supposed to be > > short > > > > lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your > > > > assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat > > to > > > > safety.... WAY TOO COOL! > > > > > > Long story short, I bought the device and > > brought it home. > > > > I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn > > thing and pushed > > > > the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I > > learned, however, >

Only Get So Far
I remember our first goodbye And the kiss in the doorway as you cried To let you go it breaks my heart You walked away Cause you'll only get so far You'll only get so far Cause you'll only get so far without love If you're lonely today Well you're not far away Cause you'll only get so far I remember out next goodbye And you cried and promised me your life Loss of faith in those starry eyes You walked away Cause you'll only get so far You'll only get so far Cause you'll only get so far without love If you're lonely today Well you're not far away Cause you'll only get so far I'm tryin' to remember Why I ever left at all Need you to remind me Cause you know where I belong When these miles are too long I can't wait to come home I need you in my arms Cause you'll only get so far When these miles are too long I can't wait to come home I need you in my arms Cause you'll only get so far Cause you'll only get so far Cause you'll only get so far wit

Only 2 Days Left.
THERE ARE ONLY 2 DAYS LEFT AND I'LL STOP PESTERING EVERYONE. COME ONE COME ALL, RATE AND COMMENT BOMB ME. PERDY-PLEASE WITH WHIPCREAM AND CHERRIES ON TOP? HERE IS MY PHOTO LINK: HAVE A GREAT DAY EVERYONE AND LOTTSA HUGS, SANDRA

Only Massachusetts Folks Would Understand!!!
Only Massachusetts Folks Would Understand > >1. The Red Sox World Series win was, and will > always be, one of the greatest moments in your life. > >2. The guy driving in front of you is going 70 > mph and you're swearing at him for going too slow. > > 3. When ordering a tonic, you mean a Coke. > > 4. You went to Canobie Lake Park or Water > Country as a kid > > 5. You actually enjoy driving around rotaries. > > 6. You do not recognize the letter "R" as a part > of the English language. > > 7. Your social security number starts with a 0 > > 8. You can actually find your way around Boston > . > > 9. You know what a "regular" coffee is. > > 10. You keep an ice scraper in your car > year-round. > > 11. You can tell the difference between a Revere > accent and a Dorchester accent. > > 12. Springfield is located "way out west." > > 13. You almost feel disappointed if someone > doesn't flip you the bird when you cut them off

The Only One For Me...
well today is Feb. 1, 2007 and not to much has been going on actually im still with waylon ... i like this kid ALOT!! its crazy...we never argue we havent fought once...when i was in my last relationship thats all we did was fight but yea its all good now that i have waylon in my life. i love the way he looks at me the way he talks to me just the way he makes me feel ... i love being with him no one has ever made me feel as important as he has... sammie

Only Fools Breed
Consider the fact that anyone who is breeding more animals is only contributing to the overpopulation, over 40% of all dogs being killed in shelters today are pure breeds, that means that they came from a breeder. What are the chances of dogs just pure breeding themseleves. There is no such thing as a responsible breeder. For every home a breeder finds for their dogs, a worthy home is gone for a shelter dog on death row. Ok, let me first explain that breeds are a man made thing. So preserving a breed is un-needed. Dogs can always be put back into breeds, and technically since pure breeds are all a products of incest, they are genetically less healthy and have more congenital problems. When dogs were wild, they were all one breed. Humans decided to put them into breeds by inbreeding specific dogs with specific characteristics. There are so many unwanted pets.. You can go .. and type in what breed you want, and where you live and there are over 400 dogs in your tri county area that fit y

Only You Can Make Me.....
You make me feel…. Beautiful, important, sexy Like I can be myself-free and natural The way I really am I feel no need or desire To pretend anything else You touch me, hold my hand, kiss me Just, well… anywhere, anytime You embrace my entire body with yours Always, you say and do the right things My spirit soars-I can't, nor do I want to Stop smiling

Only You
Only you Can make this world seem right Only you Can make the darkness bright Only you and you alone can thrill me like you do And fill my heart With love for only you Only you Can make this change in me For it's true You are my destiny When you hold my hand I understand The magic that you do Your my dream come true My one and only you Only you Can make this change in me For it's true You are my destiny when you hold my hand I understand The magic that you do Your my dream come true My one and only you Your my dream come true My one and only you

Only The Strong
"Only The Strong" by FLAW what makes you think that it'll all work out in the end. afraid to feel bad. better off to try and pretend. I'm immortal, immune to all that is wrong. just keep on wishing. crossing my fingers. so long. is this helping? i'm growning weaker each day. can't stop whining. still afraid of what i might say or reactions, that control us one and all. [chorus] It's mine, it's pure and as decent as i can make myself. Inside, we all know, only the strong survive. Why don't you think about that? so now i'm bleeding on myself yes once again. seems i trusted another deceitful freind. my fault. should've known the deal. keep your friends close, but your enemies closer, for real. seems easy, but nothing could be so hard. trying to guess lifes dealing. what's the next card? I'm surely folding. i don't like this hand at all. [chorus] Keep those eyes wide open, here comes a blind side. maybe things happen for a reason and wherein lies the answer.

Only 4 Women
Only a woman knows.... of a sensually burning fire, she holds secretly within...igniting her desire. Only a woman knows, where a soft touch can excite, and give her more than pleasure as she dreams it in the night. Only a woman knows, yet not always she reveals, the sensation that she longs for, or the craving that she feels. Only a woman can share, like no other human being, for she sees through all the truths, the others are not seeing. Only a woman can give, with her arms held open wide, her freely flowing passion, thats steaming deep inside. Only a woman can lock, and throw away the key, to all these sexy feelings , and never let them be.

Only I Come When You Call
Only I Come When You Call I stand between the here and there Darkness closing everywhere I'm not alive but I'm not dead I live within the hours of dread Helpless hopeless I am bound No salvation to be found Waiting for the light of life To desolve as I end strife I enter shadows dark and deep Waiting for new souls to reap Come take my hand and you will see Why all the world bows to me I am not woman nor a man I am a God in any land Call all the Dietys that be And only I shall set you free I am the ender of all pain My nature is such I can't refrain Ask any God to heed your call Only I will answer all I am the one that you all fear I am Death and always near ©Dark

Only 82?
(x)Smoked. (x)Drank alcohol. ( )Cried when someone died. (x)Been drunk. (x)Had sex. (x)Been to a concert. (x)Given a handjob/gotten a handjob. (x)Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob. (x)Been verbally/sexually harassed. (x)Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. (x)Felt someone up and/or been felt up. (x)Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. ( )Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before. (x)Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. ( )Been to prom. ( )Cried at school. (x)Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. (x)Went streaking. (x)Given a lap dance. (x)Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (x)Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. (x)Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. (x)Kissed a stranger. (x)Hugged a stranger. ( )Went scuba diving. (x)Driven a car. (x)Gotten an xray. (x)Hit by a car. (x)Had a party. (x)Done drugs. (x)Played strip poker. (x)Got paid to strip for someone. (x)Ran away from home. ( )Broken a bone.

Only 2 Days Left
There are only two days left in the beauty contest I have come from behind and made it to 6th place I would like to try and make it higher. I need all the bombers I can get. I thank everyone who has given me love and commmented my photo, but an extra special thank you goes out to tbone3209 for really getting me this far. Please everyone help. the link to my picture and the rules are below: THE RULES AND INFO FOR THE CONTEST: 1.Comments decide the winner, Comment bombing is allowed, get votes anyway you want except sticky bulletins. Rates will break a tie. 2.You can NOT vote for your own photo. 3.If there is anything bad said about another contestant by you or anyone voting for you, you will have to be removed from the contest. 4.The most important thing about my contest is to have fun. 5.Everyone gets a prize just for joining, but the big prizes go to the top three. Come and have fun with us, you won't be sorry!!

Only 2 Participants
Only two people have signed up for my contest. Please guys and gals I want at least 10 people to do it. I think its easy.. take a look at my blog about it and sign up. its for a free cherry blast !Timmy!

Only A Woman Can Express Her Passion...duh!
A raging storm Hurls its torrents That pound incessantly Against my window panes Fierce winds howl, Attuned to my mounting anticipation As I eagerly await your promised arrival. Our hour of ecstasy, soon to began This gnawing hunger that I have for you This powerful love This merciless desire Has consumed my every waking hour I'm lost within my passionate appetites Lost within enchanting power Rendered a helpless, wanton toy. Your toy! My life has richer meaning now Because of you, I sing! My life is exciting now Because of you, I laugh! My ache for you My thirst for you Ever increasing Never completely sated Am I doomed, Locked within this prison of passion? A willing victim of my love and lust, Of you, your scent, your body? Oh my dearest, hurry! My anguish is unbearable! My desire, ravenous! My love over flowing and eternal! Ahhh, sweet torture! My panting breath quickens As I hear you pound upon t

Only Hope ..song
There's a song that inside of my soul. It's the one that I've tried to write over and over again. I'm awake in the infinite cold, but you sing to me over and over and over again. So I lay my head back down, and I lift my hands and pray to be only yours I pray to be only yours. I know now you're my only hope. Sing to me the song of the stars. Of your galaxy dancing and laughing and laughing again. When it feels like my dreams are so far, sing to me of the plans that you have for me over again. So I lay my head back down, and I lift my hands and pray to be only yours I pray to be only yours. I know now you're my only hope. I give you my destiny. I'm giving you all of me. I want your symphony. Singing in all that I am. At the top of my lungs, I'm giving it back. So I lay my head back down, and I lift my hands and pray to be only yours I pray to be only yours. I pray to be only yours. I know now you're my only hope.

Only 2 Days Left!
Only 2 days left to get your entries in for the Grand Opening raffle at World Rock Radio. Prizes will include t-shirts and CHERRY BLASTS!!! So hurry and get your comments in! CLICK ON THE PIC TO REGISTER NOW!!

Only Dreams...[ Short,story ]
*A Surprise Meeting* He found her. He was inspired. Without hesitation he made the first move. It all seemed so innocent. I mean, he had no idea, (how could he?) of what had actually been found. He would find out and, having no choice, submit to her advertised temptations. The need to touch her darkness would soon overwhelm and weaken his will, until the she became an obsession. Resisting would no longer be an option. Knowing right from wrong would be forgotten. It began with typewritten words on a screen. She turned simple words into poetry. Her words were hauntingly familiar and refreshingly real. They expressed a dark and almost desperate sort of passion that sang in harmony with his own. They were painfully raw, breaking down all his defenses. She spoke of things that were only touched upon in his dreams. Things he never shared with anyone until now. She forced him to reveal what was locked inside his soul. Before her, no one ever dared to go there. Her desires were his

Only A Bug, Honey
A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's penis off. Angrily, she tossed it ! out the car window. Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off. Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?" Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replied, "It....it was only a bug, Honey." The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said.... "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"

Only Read If You Can Bare With Whats Inside Of My Eyes
I have so much pain that i hide away. I dont want to let anyone know. They ask why not i say its because you will feel pitty and look at me as if I was a weak little gurl. Thats not what I am. Ive been through so much and grew up so fast.If i could just reveal and scream of everything that has happened to me. would you still look at me the same. What if i told you i was beaten to a bloody pulse all cuz i washed the dishes wrong, watched the wrong tv station, said i love you the wrong way. Life is full of horrible things people dont see everyday. Im not crying out for your pitty im crying out to help others and let them know they are not alone. Did you know of a gurl that got raped? and now they look at you like ur worthless and disgusting.Have you ever trusted your mother so much but in return she sold your body for her drug habbit. I hate anyone that uses my body fills up in a rage. When i see i go insane i black out i go crazy and when i wake i feel horrible for what i have done. lif

Only One Day Before Live Dog Lab In Wisconsin
Please sign the Petition for these poor 60 dogs. They only have less than 2 days to live. Please forward to everyone you know who may write a letter. We can make a difference for them ! Can you help PCRM end the dog lab at the Medical College of Wisconsin (MCW)? Every spring, the medical college uses 60 live dogs in a first-year physiology course. At the end of the class, the dogs are killed. Labs like this were once common, but today more than 85 percent of U.S. medical schools have implemented humane and effective alternatives. MCW owns four state-of-the-art human patient simulators specifically designed to replace animal use for physiology teaching, so MCW president Michael Bolger could implement humane alternatives immediately. Sixty dogs are slated to be used and killed in a live animal lab at the Medical College of Wisconsin (MCW) in 11 days. Please join PCRM members and physicians for a demonstration to save these animals on Feb. 26—the day the lab is schedu

Only In America :
IRON MAN COMPETITION ONLY IN AMERICA : Only in America .....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. ! Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless ju nk in the garage. Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America .....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER .. Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ? Why women

Only Pussies Hit Women...period
subject: ONLY PUSSIES HIT WOMEN...PERIOD (repost) date: 2007-02-26 07:55:16 ~i am a survior of domestic violence. my abuser beat me so bad he busted my ear drum and now i have permanant hearing loss...help support the victims and surviors of domestic violence in anyway you can. ~undiscovered soul~ This is a touchy subject for me as well. I suffered an abusive relationship years ago. An ex-boyfriend left me with 3 broken teeth and a broken arm that I still suffer with to this day and that was 15 years ago. Please repost this! Thanks, Melinda REPOST THIS FOR ALL THE WOMEN YOU THIS IS A TOUCHTY SUBJECT FOR ME AND IT HAS TO STOP AS I AM A SURVIVOR OF VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN http://cherrytap.com/blog/37044 PLEASE IF YOU HAVENT READ THIS BLOG PLEASE DO SO NOW MAYBE SOMEONE YOU KNOW NEEDS HELP (repost of original by '~~!!PoeticAngel!!~~ive got new pics woot woot' on '2007-02-24 10:26:49') (repost of original by '~**D3v1l1sh_V3n0m**~' on '2007

Only Heaven Knows
i know that this is a lot more than love i can feel it in my fingers and my toes. it has been sent to me by the angels above and what comes next only heaven knows. i love the way u speak my name in the silence of the night. the way u brush the hair back from my face. to make sure everything is alright. the way u hold my hand and kiss my cheek the way ur eyes they shine. they way u tell me that u love me maes me know that u r mine. i know this is a lot more than love i can feel it in my fingers and my toes. it has been sent to me from the angels above and what comes next only heaven knows

The Only Way Out
I cannot see beyond this void, this is something I cannot avoid. my friends, and family cannot help me, I've lost my way can't you see? Follow the path, lead the way, I can't hide my pain away. Breathing fast, my heart is racing, still can't deal with the problems I'm facing Everything spinning round and round, yet everything stops when I hit the ground. heart beat slowing, and its hard to breathe, my world is swirling all around me. Good bye mother, good bye father, I'm sorry that I was such a bother. Please move on and do not dwell, for it was because of you that I fell. You hit, you shoved, you pushed to far, and now you left a permament scar. It was with a hevy heart that I did decide, that I would commit suicide. ~Jennifer Fitzgerald-Cox

Only In America
Would put this in the bulletin, but no one reads my bulletins!! ONLY IN AMERICA: Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. ! Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER .... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our ski

Only 3 More People Needed
NEW CONTEST!!! Okay so a lot of contests have already been done! They are all just a popularity contest. Well I am starting a contest for the least popular picture on cherrytap. That’s right the least popular So here is the deal The picture with the least number of comments in a 7 day period starting 24hrs after I get 20 enteries will win a 7 day blast. That’s right the least number of comments

The Only One...
I see your face in my sleep and your figure appears to me in my waking hours, like an angle mesmerized by your beauty captivated by your elegance. I've fallen hopelessly in love with the only man I can never have. Can the gods be so cruel as to show me the face of one of their own and not let me hold you in my arms. To feel your breath against my face would be my own personal heaven. True love at first sight will last forever in my heart and my soul. You are the only man that has ever walked in my soul and for that I love you...

Only Irish Have Jokes Like These
Only Irish Have Jokes Like These Oldies Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, Looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp. "What's become of ya?" asks Sean, the bartender. "Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy. "That little shit, O'Conner," says Sean,"He couldn't do that to you, he must have had somethin in his hand." "That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had , and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it." "Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself, didn't you have something in your hand?" That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight." ********************************************************* ****** ******************************************* An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over

*~only Love Me~*
*~only love me~* I hope our love will flourish Beyond what it is right now. Distance maybe just a part of the Reason why sometimes we think We can’t handle this whole relationship. My love for you is so real that I can’t find any words to Describe my feelings for you. My love for you has grown so much And so strong that I can’t imagine A life without you now. My heart will always yearn for your Love and friendship. Only love me, As I only love you. Teresa Abeyta© September 1, 2005

Only In Britain
Be very proud to be British Because... Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke. Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink. NOT TO MENTION... 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue. 142 Brits were injured in 19

Only Lyrics
Get me get me a little closer Let me see the phantom view Take me right into the center Of the nine eleven news Get me get me my voyeur fetish Keep me shackled all day through Electronic world transmission Everything I see is true Give me give me observation Let me have the on-site feel Give me give me the true sensation For I need a touch of real Show me show me what is happening In the world beyond my door And in time I'll be forgetting What I have been living for Help me help me I'm too frightened To fulfil my hardest task Will I ever find the answers To the things I dare not ask Something ugly this way comes Through my fingers sliding inside All these blessings all these burns I'm godless underneath your cover Search for pleasure search for pain In this world now I am undying I unfurl my flag my nation helpless Black black heart why would you offer more Why would you make it easier on me to satisfy I'm on fire I'm rotting to the

Only If You Give A Shit...
Im drunk as the Irish could ever dream. Its 4am central time. St. Paddy's is over and all I can think about is: years ago my dad died at the ripe old age of 50. That was 1999. Growing up all he wanted me to experience in my life musically was Willie Nelson before he died. Skipping time, I have seen Willie numerous times and will continue to do so until I/he dies. I pray that Willie who was old when my dad was young, will continue to be immaculately old when I have kids and continue playing so they will have the golden chance to see him perform live. I encourage every person living to go out of their way to see Willie Nelson perform. He can play the guitar like no other and beyond that his set is non stop, in your face, with no breaks, awesome. Name the biggest band you ever wanted to see and compare their set to Willie Nelson. He plays a longer more productive set with no breaks, and hes 2 maybe 3 times the age of all other bands. But he can play his old gut string guitar like you woul

Only You
There are no words to express the way I feel. Only you came into my life At a time I had lost all hope. I seen no end To my crazy life. No light was shining My heart aches to be loved. The night that I meet only you I had given up But someone, told me That those who where patience Good things happen I took a leap And found only you I never believe that I would get to keep you as long as I have Only you save me from a world that was just using and abusing me I thought that what I deserve But within a couple of days Of knowing you Only you showed me that I hurt people I love and it, is so true Because I have tried to push only you away only you stay I have never had a lover, best friend a leader And someone, who just plained out love me for me. Only you respect me and my choices Only you don’t tell me what to do Only you teach me on how to do it Only you make me laugh Even though things are hard on yourself Only you put other before you Onl

Only Always
ONLY ALWAYS Please allow my retort to your indulgent inquiry. More infinite than unmeasureable bounties on end. More precious than the life giving power that the water delivers unto the rose. More exotic than the unspoken emotions of lovers who will never be. More brilliant than the radiance and warmth the very sun brings down from the heavens to all living beings on earth. Deeper than the vast expanse that embodies the gulf intertwining all space. More timeless than the mystique of the moon that bathes the night with all its glory. So, How do I love thee? Only forever, my love, only always. By Tommy "TommyNator" Iversen. Translated from Danish to American/English and edited by my friend and englishteacher Søren Aagaard.

The Only Flag That Doesn't Fly.
THE ONLY FLAG THAT DOESN'T FLY Between the fields where the flag is planted, there are 9+ miles of flower fields that go all the way to the ocean. The flowers are grown by seed companies. It's a beautiful place, close to Vandenberg AFB. Check out the dimensions of the flag. The 2002 Floral Flag is 740 feet long and 390 feet wide and maintains the proper Flag dimensions, as described in Executive Order #10834. This Flag is 6.65 acres and is the first Floral Flag to be planted with 5 pointed Stars, comprised of White Larkspur. Each Star is 24 feet in diameter; each Stripe is 30 feet wide. This Flag is estimated to contain more than 400,000 Larkspur plants, with 4-5 flower stems each, for a total of more than 2 million flowers. You can drive by this flag on V Street south of Ocean Ave. in Lompoc, CA! Aerial photo courtesy of Bill Morson Soldiers' Prayer For our soldiers.... < I>Please don't break it When you receive this, please stop for a moment and Say a prayer for o

The Only Flag That Doesn't Fly
THE ONLY FLAG THAT DOESN'T FLY Between the fields where the flag is planted, there are 9+ miles of flower fields that go all the way to the ocean. The flowers are grown by seed companies. It's a beautiful place, close to Vandenberg AFB. Check out the dimensions of the flag. The 2002 Floral Flag is 740 feet long and 390 feet wide and maintains the proper Flag dimensions, as described in Executive Order #10834. This Flag is 6.65 acres and is the first Floral Flag to be planted with 5 pointed Stars, comprised of White Larkspur. Each Star is 24 feet in diameter; each Stripe is 30 feet wide. This Flag is estimated to contain more than 400,000 Larkspur plants, with 4-5 flower stems each, for a total of more than 2 million flowers. You can drive by this flag on V Street south of Ocean Ave. in Lompoc, CA! Aerial photo courtesy of Bill Morson Soldiers' Prayer For our soldiers.... Please don't break it When you receive this, please stop for a moment and Say a prayer for our s

Only One Week Left
I move into my own apartment a week from today! Im currently packing my stuff and it feels sooo weird! The divorce papers get filed on Friday. I'm so exhausted from all of this I feel like I could sleep for a month! You don't realize the toll something like this can have on a person until you experience it yourself!

Only You
THE FRIST TIME I SAW YOU, YOU WERE DRIVING IN YOUR CAR. THOSE EYES THOSE ARMS GOODNESS SUCH A DREAM. WHAT DO I DO NEXT? HE IS TAKEN,SOMEONE SHARES HIS LIFE, ALTHOUGH I HAVE SOMEONE I SHARE MY LIFE WITH ALSO,SOMEONE WHO IS NOONE AT ALL. SO FOR THE REST OF MY DAYS WILL THAT BE ALL YOU ARE IS A DREAM. OR WILL ONE DAY SOON I POSSIBLEWILL BE ABLE TO BRING MYSELF TO JUST SAY HELLO OR EVEN, HI MY NAME IS.MOST PEOPLE SAY I AM THINKING ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE GONNA GET ME SOMEWHERE WORSE OFF THEN I ALREADY AM. BUT I CAN'T HELP IT. I KNOW WHAT TIME HE COMES HOME FOR LUNCH. AND WHAT TIME HE COMES HOME EVERY EVENING FROM WORK I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO LOOK AT HIM, JUST BE ABLE TO SEE HIM. I KNOW IT IS WRONG BECAUSE HE HAS ANOTHER, THE STRANGE THING IS I DON'T WANT TO LOVE HIM, I JUST WANT TO TOUCH HIM. AM I SO WRONG FOR JUST WANTING TO ADMIRE SOMEONE THE WAY I DO.......

Only Pill You Need
Prescribed by the Great Physician ***************************** The next time you feel like GOD can ' t use you, just remember... Noah was a drunk Abraham was too old Isaac was a daydreamer Jacob was a liar Leah was ugly Joseph was abused Moses had a stuttering problem Gideon was afraid Samson had long hair and was a womanizer Rahab was a prostitute Jeremiah and Timothy were too young David had an affair and was a murderer Elijah was suicidal Isaiah preached naked Jonah ran from God Naomi was a widow Job went bankrupt Peter denied Christ The Disciples fell asleep while praying Martha worried about everything Mary Magdalene was... The Samaritan woman was divorced, more than once Zaccheus was too small Paul was too religious Timothy had an ulcer..AND Lazarus was dead! ***************************** Now! No more excuses! God can use you to your full potential. Besides you aren ' t the message, you are just the messenger. A

Only In America
1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to des

The Only Flag That Doesn't Fly
Between the fields where the flag is planted, there are 9+ miles of flower fields that go all the way to the ocean. The flowers are grown by seed companies. It's a beautiful place, close to Vandenberg AFB. Check out the dimensions of the flag. The Floral Flag is 740 feet long and 390 feet wide and maintains the proper Flag dimensions, as described in Executive Order #10834. This Flag is 6.65 acres and is the first Floral Flag to be planted with 5 pointed Stars, comprised of White Larkspur. Each Star is 24 feet in diameter; each Stripe is 30 feet wide. This Flag is estimated to contain more than 400,000 Larkspur plants, with 4-5 flower stems each, for a total of more than 2 million flowers. Ocean Ave. in Lompoc , CA ! .. Aerial photo courtesy of Bill Morson Soldiers' Prayer? ? For our soldiers.... Please don't break it When you receive this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our servicemen. There is nothing attached.... Just send this to all t

Only Going To Say This One Time..so Listen Up
ok it seems recently that some ppl r afraid to approach me for fear i may rip off their heads...not to worry i only eat heads when all other food sources are gone. seriously tho unless u have some sort of small clue whats going on in my real life please do not assume that just because i am female and seem as tho i have less than normal brain activity that means you can talk to me like a moron...WRONG!!!! i dont appear super intelligent because i dont want to scare ppl off, so dont think im stupid because im not...and to those if offended or made feel ity bity teeny weeny...deal with it its part of life only a few of u deserve an appology and u already got them so the rest of u can go suck on a bottle ad call your mommy's!!!!!

Only You!
Touch me tonight, baby, do as I say slide naked down our bed, let me show you the way I'll spread my legs to show you, share my curves with you too, Oh my incredible lover, you know all I want to do Your tongue it dances a rhythm, with that just like my own, This incredible shared passion, unlike any ever known Your fingers slide inside of me, I open, your wet flower, I close my eyes, moaning, envisioning the sweet sweet shower So drink from me, honey, oh the secrets that we share, Let's push the boundaries further, all pleasures that we dare You love me like no other, no other man will do For you see, my handsome darling, For me it is only you only You, only You

Only The Best And How
To All My Friends I Have not done a blog in along long time... So I am sitting here with some time on my hands and writing to you all or who ever reads this... Before I Start I Want To Send Some Love To You All as I don't think I say I love You Enouth :o) But My Life So Far... For A Change Things Are Starting to go Right for me... I am Happy, Chilled Out And Still Loving Life... At Work I can even say I broke a smile... Had my End Of Year Review with my store manager and I have to say I was very happy with how it went... she also told me I Might Get a Really Good Pag Rise to bring me in line with the other manages that work there... But I am going to hope for something like £19,000 to £20,000 from £17,000 and if I am right bearing in mind I might be way off the mark... That means I can pay for things That I have always wanted and wanted to do... :o) hehe But I will leave it there for the time being as me Lad Is Making a Mess of things and it looks like I have to tidy up... :o) hehe Lo

Only The Stars
Truth, between the lines lie a secret tale of chains and whips codes of braille. For we are slaves of concequence and addicted to lies and bullet mints. I walk through streets of lonelyness and see pain dweel in the eyes, of poverty and abandonment deep in the tears they cry. We feast on plates of comfort inside these painfilled walls, we reach for something invisible in pain we begin to crawl. These cuts of paper thin and faint control the hearts of me, we say we're free but shackled we stand saying "only the stars are my friend" Prophet. Please read this I just freesyled it, so read it twice to get the full meaning and please tell me what you think. If you want to know what i was thinking while writting it, just message me. I feel deeply about this one. thank you

~~only At K-mart~~
A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!" The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed, "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!" and doing so draws an even bigger crowd! In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?" In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN

The Only One....
There will never be another love that made my days so bright. There will never be anothers arms wrapped around me in the night. I will never kiss anothers lips in the light of the morning sun. I could never imagine my life with out you, because you were the only one. The only one who held my heart and kept it safe from harm. How could i ever give it again? You still hold it with all your charms. The only one who could make me smile even when I was sad and blue. Baby, cant you see it? The only one there will ever be is you.... Courtesy of MsTags.com

Only God Knows Why
Please God save me from myself before I drown in my own tears. My one too many failures have caused me so much to fear. I just want to crawl into my bed to escape this cold, cruel world. Who knew I’d feel this way today? Right now my life seems a total blur. My whole being says just go ahead, go and cry yourself into a ball. But why, why would I feel this way? That’s just not ever been me at all. I feel I've no control of things I should, and fear that I've done absolutely nothing right. I feel my own cold shoulder against me, leaving me very little left with for the fight. So, at an age when my life should be content, I just hang my head and cry. I feel so ashamed and all alone, and truly only God knows why.

Only A Handful
I wonder why hardly anyone talks to me. I have my "friends" on my list, and most wont say a word to me. I have a few friends, and a couple great ones, mostly on my Family list, most others hardly even say hi. Oh well. Seems odd though lol

Only Time Will Tell
Looking back on our time together still brings me to tears. I withdraw into those moments we had which were so consumed with passion, and so full of promise. If I could go back and re-live each of those precious moments with you I would certainly do it. I know my feelings for you were, and still are, feelings of love unlike anything I have ever known. My fear is that I'll never again feel that racing heart, those butterflies in my stomach, and the fireworks that always erupted when we made love. Only time holds the circumstances that will either confirm, or dash my fears. I loved you and I have no regrets about that. You are a wonderful man. And you were always very honest with me. Never once did you lead me on, or allow me to believe something that wasn't true. the memories I have for you are treasures that I will NEVER let go. You really are the greatest love I ever had.

Only A Fool...
Only a fool would deeply treasure every speck of dust that covered the paper which represented a place we would go Enclosed in plastic surrounded by intensity it manages to grow But I’m learning hard lesson as it is to let it all go How to carefully measure the devotion to you that I cannot show Only a fool would value so much of your contagious smile and your tender touch that shouldn’t mean anything to others — but does to me More than you will ever know

Only The U.s.
Let's say I break into your house A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!!! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV. Her point: Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests. Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house). According to the protesters:< B> You are Required to let me stay in your house Yo

Only In America
Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 a.m. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG ). He put on a dress shirt ( MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans ( MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA ). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA ) he sat down with his calculator ( MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA ) he got in his car ( MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with GAS from Saudi Arabia and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia ), Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL ) poured himself a glass of wine ( MADE IN FRANCE.! France!! ) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA ), and then wondered why he can't find a good pay

Only In America
Montana Restaurant: This is a great story! The radio station America FM was doing one of its "Is Anyone Listening?" bits this morning. The first question was, "Ever have a celebrity pull up with the 'Do you know who I am?' routine?" A woman called in and said that a few years ago, while visiting her cattle rancher uncle in Billings, MT, she had occasion to go to dinner at a restaurant that does not take reservations. The wait was about 45 minutes; many ranchers and their wives were waiting. Ted Turner and his wife Jane Fonda came in the restaurant and wanted a table. The hostess informed them that they'd have to wait 45 minutes. Jane Fonda asked the hostess, "Do you know who I am?" The hostess answered, Yes, but you'll have to wait 45 minutes." Then Jane asked if the manager was in. When the manager came out, he asked, "May I help you?" "Do you know who we are?" both Ted and Jane asked. "Yes, but these folks have been waiting, and I can't put you ahead of them." Then Ted a

Only Once...a Poem
I haven't been inspired to write for a very long time yet tonight for some reason I am. You will see the repetative phrase only once... because in honesty, what is life but taking chances even if only that one time? To help someone, to love, to laugh, to be free? Only Once To be free, only once. With you having fun, only once. To see you smile, only once. For you to forget your sorrow, only once. To laugh without care, only once. To enjoy the sun and breeze, only once. Travel and see the history of man, only once. To see where life takes us, only once. To touch your gentle lips with mine, only once. To look into your eyes and realize I am home, only once. To feel both our hearts skip a beat together, only once. To know it may not be forever but only once.

Only God Judges Me
This is Johnna, Me, Where is everyone? Seems like everybody forgot about me. Left me standing here alone! HELP ME! I am screaming out for help, Someone just anybody, help me! I'm in trouble now. I don't know what to do. I'm hurting, my heart is broken. Where's the person or machine to fix and help things for me? I have always been there for my friends or even my so-called friends. I have always listened when they talked. I always try to help them. Took time out of my day even if I didn't have the time really, I made it. Even if I wasn't in the mood to fool with anyone or anything. I'm people strong backbone. But it helps me and makes me happy that I can put a smile on someone's face. Or that they come to me when they have questions and I have answers, or just to talk to them or just listen to them, even when maybe I need to talk and someone keep quiet and really pay attention and listen to me. I am happy that I could be the strong one. I will always be whoever's strong backbone, arms,

Only Friends For Now
www.hostdrjack.com I loved you with all of my heart, I wanted noone but you. I just wanted to be close to you because it felt so good to be close to the woman i thought loved me lol. Everytime you would even touch me it just felt so good, even if it wasnt intimatley. It felt so good to be touched by you because noone has ever touched my heart the way u did. Even my earsfelt eat when i heard u speak because ur voice is so beautiful, you made my eyes feel very good to. My heart iis so big and so vast you were very lucky to be the only woman in my heart. It stinks that my heart will always be urs, but thats what i vowed to do i vowed to loe you till I die. I have the unique capabilty of giving my heart to another woman though. My heart is just to big and to vast for one woman. Only if that woman threw it out the window on the highway as u were going back to grandmas lol. You always will have my heart because that is where love exist and i promised to love you till i di

Only 1 Friend On List Knows Respect. Cont Reading U'll Understand
3 blogs b4 this have more write up bout what happened....please do show some suport on behalf of this.....shitty how only ONE of my friends on list reposted MY BULLETIN YESTERDAY. this b one of the peeps that killed the 16 yr old boy my family knew. SICKENS ME TO ADMIT I EVEN KNEW HER:( :( :( and that just tells ya, ya never really do know a person 100%

Only One Person Has Health Issues?
I am totally and completely serious about helping friends out that have health issues and if you come to me in confidentiality it will be kept that way & the response will be emailed and not posted. Health & the cures for illnesses and diseases has been my focus since 2003..and I am not the only one that is part of this mission. I have seen too many people sick and ill because of there doctors and the medications that they are giving to them as a patient. Its all about $$$ folks. Its a business! They do not want you to know that there are simple, inexpensive cures out there... For example: depression Sun Gazing, simple walking and looking around, spending time in the sun, mood stablilizers like St Johns Wort... 99% of the time you have been diagnosed wrongly... So if there are others that want me to research a specific request let me know! Its a burden on my heart!

***only In America****
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politic

Only In America
ONLY IN AMERICA : Only in America ....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.. Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.. Only in America .....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America ......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER .... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ? Why women can't put on mascara

Only If U Knew
the world is dying, but we do not no this cuz the corporations do not want us to. the bees are dying. but u havnt noticed because the corporations dont want you to. if all the bees die we have 4 years left to live. so why dont they want us to know? because they want money. but yet they brain washed us so if they told us it woudlnt really matter. freedom doesnt exsist anymore. if u protest u get shot. maybe one day this world will change for the better? maybe maybe not its up to you. if u think im crazy well thats ur fault.

Only For A Moment
As I sink into the dim grey haze. When we last met is more than days For the time we share now must last years At first sight of you I kiss away your tears As the days draw nearer the haze falls low The deadening feeling comes closer Knowing soon I must go Looking into your eyes Seeing what you see Feeling what you feel As strong as our love is Only a kiss can seal After me, you will love and love again Remember my love for you can only begin I love you more and more as the days go by Moving closer to you I begin to cry Holding your body close to mine Somehow attempting to stop time Holding you in my arms so tight Hoping to make this last all night Feeling your breath hot on my face No one can ever take your place Tasting the sweet tenderness of your lips That special taste of only tour kiss The clouds around us swirl and turn The fire inside me i

Only Important To Me
Ok so I finally hit that elusive 100 pound mark and it feels GREAT to be able to say ... I have lost 100 pounds! But that is only half of the good part of my life. I have been spending lots of time on CT and meeting some new people. Nice and fun people. Life is Good. :)

The Only True Lovers Are Chefs
it's practically amazing.. (a shower of immense proportions.. more awe inspiring.. more death defying... more dangerous than hanging from some very thin rope at the top of the very big tent... more difficult than putting the lions and tigers in the same cage... more better than anything at all) ... that mothers cook meals each day for ungrateful children and spouses. if we were fair about it we would enclose kitchens in glass... so that the passers by would stop and wonder at the beauty of the four plates stacked against the four glasses tucking the forks and knives with that wonderful gentle touch of a napkin just kissing the edge. if we were really fair we would hold contests for the ordinary housewife who is not an ordinary anything but a working mother though we recognize immediately that there is no concept of a working father though we all are told men have families too so that we might reward the best housewife with some sort of Silver Plate and the best housemother with a

The Only 3 Ways To Attract A Woman
The Only 3 Ways To Attract A Woman >NOTE: If you'd like to learn more about this secret "language of attraction" that all women speak... but most men don't... then take a minute and read this right now: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/SexualCommunication/?cid=9ZZZV7&lid=1&ll=1 Have you ever wondered why women you see out at bars and nightclubs (and even at malls and restaurants) sometimes dress so SEXY? It's an interesting question. I mean, let's think about it from the woman's perspective... An attractive woman gets attention from men all the time... no matter WHAT she's wearing. Attractive women don't have to "accent" their beauty in order to attract men. And the question becomes VERY interesting when you consider that often it's the most BEAUTIFUL women that go to the GREATEST lengths to enhance their beauty. You know what I mean... A perfectly beautiful woman gets an expensive operation to make herse

Only Me And You
It's our time that we spend, kissing, making love and talking about how much we love each other. No one else matters but you and me. The smell of your skin and the taste of your lips, the softness of my hair running through your fingers, the scent of our love lingers in the air, you look at me and you know what im thinking, the look in my eyes, the sound of my giggle only you know that i love you. our hearts are one and no one can take that, they can try and tempt but you are forever mine and i forever yours. this is only a break, and not eternity, true love conquers all, even the most desperate trying to stand in our way. so this our time... only you and me.

Only God Knows Why..
Only God Knows Why… No farewell words were spoken, No time to say goodbye, You were gone before I knew it, And only God knows why. Now thoughts of anguish, Travel through my mind, And now the reasons why it happened, I try to find. We had our good times, We had our bad, Now you’re gone, And it all seems sad. If I just had one more minute, To tell you what I never said, I’d tell you that I loved you, But now it’s too late, cause you’re dead. If my tears would clear a path, And my memories build a ridge, I’d push back the hands of time, And bring you back across that holy bridge. I may have acted, Like I didn’t care, Cause I never displayed my feelings, now I can’t, It’s just not fair. I wish I would have been more open, Cause I miss you so much, It’s almost like our memories, I can reach for, but never touch. I used to think it could never be too late, Now there’s this gaping hole, I try to cover it up, But it doesn’t seem to work, not

Only Need 1 More But Will Except...
I ONLY NEED ONE MORE ENTRY AND THE CONTEST WILL BEGIN ON TIME..I WILL EXCEPT MMORE THEN ONE THOUGH SO SEND ME YOUR CLASSIC CAR PICS... Hey everyone if you want a chance to win a 7-day blast come join my contest....The pic you enter in this contest must be of a car/truck/van 30 years or older.....The winner with the most comments will win a 7- day blast...below are the rules.... RATES DO NOT COUNT.... MOST COMMENTS WINS.... NO BASHING..... YOU MAY COMMENT BOMB AND COMMENT YOUR OWN PIC.... MUST BE A LEVEL 4 OR HIGHER TO COMMENT...... I would like to start this contest on mon. may 21st at 12op.m. pst And will end on mon. may 28th at the same time. I am looking for atleast 10 entries...... FIRST PRIZE-7-day blast SECOND PRIZE-a porsche and diamond earrings or a mens bracelet THIRD PRIZE-a corvette and a platinum cherry EVERYONE WILL RECIEVE A TROPHY So if you are interested please mail me your pics..... MS. GOODY

Only In New York
A young woman in New York was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the river. She went to the Verazzano Bridge and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the rail, crying. He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder And added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy." The girl nodded yes. After all,what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning. That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made Passionate love until dawn. Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain. "What are you doi

Only To Be...
To breathe, only to find the air suffocating. To be alive, but feel all numb inside. To have found myself, only to have found myself lost. To know what I want, but confusion clouds my thoughts. To say hello, only to turn around and say goodbye. To want to hold on, but have to let go first. To feel the scars heal, only to make new wounds over them. To laugh over sad things, and then cry over happy ones. To love unconditionally, only to be hurt unmercifully. To always finish last, hiding my tears behind a laugh. To unveil my face, only to cover my heart. To build bridges, only to erect walls around them. To take the sword from my heart, only to have it replaced with daggers. To want adoration and love, only to be cast aside and ignored. To have found someone, then to realize no one's there. To be blissfully ha

Only In America
Saw this in a stash and had to put it in a blog. 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America......d

Only 8,314 Pts Before I Level!!
Please Help Me!! If u havent rated my pics or stashes please rate them!! If u have rated my pics and/or stashes leave me a private message and i will return the favor!! Thanks everybody!! Have a great night!!

Only
If only for this season this season alone the world would stop and let me take all the time I wish To vanquish, and explore To enjoy the richest pearls it has to offer To linger over breakfast or savor water on my tongue. Honestly, what will become of me, Don't like reality It's way too clear to me, But really life is daily We are what we don't see Missed everything daydreaming... Flames to dust Lovers to friends Why do all good things come to an end?

Only In America
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America......do we use t

Only A Few Moredays!
Hello friend! I need your help to put me back in first place in the calendar competition!It ends May 31st at midnightIt's also My BIRTHDAY month!!! I think I should represent May... no? Send your votes everyday ( it's almost over) please and tell all your friends. Repost this Bulletin and help me out. Vote in the Calendar contest as well as playing cards contest! ** Remember, joining with my recruit number gives me five extra vote points! If you're not from the Tristate area, use zipcode-08869. My Recruit ID# is 325. Help me win!! PLEASE JOIN!!!!!!! It will really help me get further! Vote for Miss Lush for May!! Let's do it this time Really! Thanks for all who have been participating and helping and thanks to those who will make me win this upcoming month!!

Only About 3 Hours Left
www.myidolworld.com the song called get here sang by me chrissylou75 and also singing a song called because of you in the oyaka contest based at the same site please please show me your love and support and vote for me and tella ll your friends to do so too , it only takes a few minutes to sign up for free as long as you have an email addy then you can sign up and cast your votes so even if you have like 20 email addys then you can cast 20 votes all for me and i will be ever so grateful , genuinly sincerely grateful too xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Only Cold When You're Crying
He was crying over dinner and a bottle of champagne Two places at the table and one still remained So I slowly wandered toward him and asked if I could help As he looked out of the window into the stormy August night Candles on the table had burnt the whole way through I asked one more time if there was something I could do The words he spoke so softly flowed gently from his lips "I just can't stand the loneliness, its been this way for years." As his hand laid over mine "Would you please take me?" He started to cry again "I can't make it on my own." As we walked down the street to where I parked my car A chill fell upon me stepping in with the storm I said "It's only cold when you're crying, so please dry up your eyes, your eyes give me the best smile and leave the raining to the skies." He pulled me close and kissed me on the cheek, wrapped his arms around me and said "Thank you, you're sweet." We spent the night together, held each other tight, and talked the whole n

Only In America
1. Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. 10. Do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille.

The Only Flag That Doesn't Fly
THE ONLY FLAG THAT DOESN'T FLY Between the fields where the flag is planted, there are 9+ miles of flower fields that go all the way to the ocean. The flowers are grown by seed companies. It's a beautiful place, close to Vandenberg AFB. Check out the dimensions of the flag. The 2002 Floral Flag is 740 feet long and 390 feet wide and maintains the proper Flag dimensions, as described in Executive Order #10834. This Flag is 6.65 acres and is the first Floral Flag to be planted with 5 pointed Stars, comprised of White Larkspur. Each Star is 24 feet in diameter; each Stripe is 30 feet wide. This Flag is estimated to contain more than 400,000 Larkspur plants, with 4-5 flower stems each, for a total of more than 2 million flowers. You can drive by this flag on V Street south of Ocean Ave. in Lompoc , CA ! When you receive this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our servicemen!

Only 1 In 10 Can Do This- Good Luck
This will drive you crazy , at least it did me. Harder than it seems. This can only be done by about 1 in 10 people . http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/6489/a-maze-ing_new_cursor3.swf

The 1 & Only B
wuss up peoples my name is brandon im '20' yrs old I grad. from southgarland high school ... I'm a kool dude to chill with talk to I'm a big famliy person I love to watch sports like football , Basketball I like to go too the mall or the movies .. or I party all night with my homies I don't drink or smoke or do drugs if yall wana know more about me hit me up

Only In My Dreams
I LOOK AT YOU AND THINK I CANT LIVE WITHOUT YOU. YOUR THE PERSON IN MY DREAMS,IN MY THOUGHTS. EVEN THOUGH WERE SO FAR APART, I WANT TO GIVE YOU MY HEART. BUT I KNOW THAT YOU DONT FEEL THE SAME FOR ME, AS THE WAY I FEEL FOR YOU. BUT AS A FRIEND I NEED YOU TO KNOW WHAT MY HEART FEELS. BUT THEN I STOP MYSELF FROM TELLING YOU EXACTLY HOW I FEEL CUZ IM AFRAID OF LOSING YOU.

Only If You Knew
Only if you knew all that i have been through then you would understand why i act the way i do. Only if you knew that your precious touch could heal all the wounds in me that are ever so much. Only if you knew all that runs through my mind then the answers to your questions would be easy to find. Only if you knew my desires for you then you would know that my love is true.

The Only Time My Daddy Spanked Me
I started to think of a blog as a sort of ode to Father's Day since it's coming up and I know there are a lot of dads out there. But it's getting too long and I'm so tired my teeth hurt, so I'll tell you a little funny story with a short ode to Dad prologue. My parents have been split up since before I turned a year old. I don't remember a time when they were together, so it's never been a big issue for me. In fact, I sort of cringe at the idea of them having lived their lives together, that seems wrong and hilarious all at the same time. Anyway, I lived with my mom my whole life but I saw my dad frequently. At least once a week when he lived in Seattle, then at least once a month he would fly me down to Portland when he moved to a city near there. My dad is my hero. When I was a little girl I was a complete Daddy's Girl..... okay, I still am. My dad is the coolest guy on the planet. When I was small, I would do anything for him. He tells a story about how when I was a

Only Here To Make Friends!
Friends say that I'm sincere, friendly, out going , funny, easy to get along with, caring and sometimes goofy. I'm shy at first, until I get to know someone. I like to go out and just hang out or small party crowd. I like to go with the flow. I enjoy music, laughter, movies, wrestling, Nascar, sewing (I design quilts), arts, my family, outdoors, ballgames, bowling, dinning out or just staying at home. I can be a little playful at times. Would like to find someone to share my life with. I enjoy life and know how to live it. I am a team player, don't want to control and don't want to be controled either. I am a person who is straight forward, I say what I mean and tell it how it is. I am loyal, faithful, always there when it really counts. I'm easy going, open minded, flexable and romantic. I am not in to head games. I enjoy cooking, but also enjoy dining out. I enjoy a good conversation, listening to music, I love to dance and love to do fun things. I'm looking for

Only God Knows Why By Kid Rock
I've been sitting here, trying to find myself I get behind myself I need to rewind myself Looking for payback, listen for the playback They say that every man bleeds just like me Now I feel like number one, yet I'm last in line I watch my youngest son and it helps to pass the time I take too many pills to helps to ease the pain I made a couple dollar bills, but still I feel the same Everybody knows my name, say it way out loud A lot of folks fuck with me, it's hard to hang out in crowds I guess that's the price you pay to be some big shot like I am Outstretched stands and one-night stands, still I cant find love And when your walls come tumbling down I will always be around People don't know about the things I say and do, they don't understand about the shit that I've been through It's been so long since I've been home, I've been gone, I've been gone for way too long, maybe i forgot about the things I've missed Ohhhhhhhh some how I know there's more

Only In America
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8 Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America......do we use the

Only U
YES IM HAVING A HORRID NIGHT SO EVERYONE DO ME A FAVOR IF U HAVE TO TELL ME SOMETHING LIKE OH YOUR NOT THE ONLY ONE IN THE *HAREM* DO URSELF AND ME A FAVOR FUCK OFF!! NOW TO THE POETRY!!! miscommunication malfunctions mistakes they dont know me they cant feel me you know me from the looks i give to the way i breathe how i act you can feel me inside you only you know the cures how to treat me talk to me right bring a smile to the saddened face your voice warms your touch heals your presence brightens the darked sky no one understands me as you do

The Only Time I Cried...
Growing Up Through Life You never really had to think twice I Was as wild as a child could be Til the day I found you You made all my dreams come true Day by day, night by night I went through life Thinking we'd never have a fight But the day you went away Was the day that my heart died But that day was... The Only Time I Cried (PLEASE NOTE: THIS WAS NOT WRITTEN WITH ANYONE IN MIND!)

Only The Strong.........survive......
My soul clinging to life ever so harshly it grips it without letting go am i to help...and hold on till my hands bleed the very blood that flows through my viens?... I have the strentgh to go on only so far or aslong as i feel i need to go..im not as strong as you think i am, once you know whats really going on inside you'll see that i hide so much an bare with so much that im no different then you or someone else...its the will that keeps us going an seperates us all... How strong is your will to live? mine its not in question but i will tell you i wont give up cause i fear death an what lies on the other side no matter what anyone says if its a paradise where all your wishes come true or your very own personal hell... You spoke to me of Fate if you truly believe in fate and what comes of it search your heart and tell me whats there. Tell me your fears your insecurities i will make them my own an take all your pain away i would gladly do all that i could in my power to make s

Only God Knows
I have looked beyond what my eyes can see Sometimes I want to give up and let it be The answer to my question Is not made up of misguided direction God only knows who is out there for me You know when you reach a certain age You open a book to a blank page Would you feel free or fill with rage Keeping your heart in a steel cage You have been hurt on every occassion Leaving you helpless through a hard situation What do you do when you give it your all Yet at the end you take a fall I am tired of the same old mess Getting headaches caused by stress How can you say that you don't care When I am the one that always been there Then you say that you are putting me out Because you want your space back Or is that what its really about I am thirty-two years old I am looking for my best friend Someone who will always be there until the end Someone who is there when I fall to the ground Someone who is there when I cry When

Only 25 Want Pimped Out When Its Done
Hey all im in a gift giveaway its not a contest at all thiers no time limit to it but what i need is 30,000 comments and i get a Months VIC + A Months Blast whoever dose help i will keep track of it and after i get the 30,000 comments ill PIMP out all the ones who helped with the comments ty all heres the link. Remember ITS NOT A CONTEST no time limit at all.

Only In My Dreams....
She laid there awaiting his arrival. On the bed alone in the silence, her thoughts racing in her head. What will he think? Will he be on time? Could it measure up to last time? Just as she thought about getting up, she noticed him as if he appears out of nowhere. Standing at the foot of the bed staring at her. She opened her mouth to ask when he had gotten there? He put his finger to his lips and pulled a pair of handcuffs from behind his back. He crept slowly onto the bed and laid beside her. She wanted to say no but was unable to get it out. She though of the last time, how he had taken her like a beast and how she had never been taken to such levels of passions in her life. She decided that if there was anyone she could trust it was him. He easily pulled her hands above her head and secured her to the headboard. Then lowered his hand to her check, guided her mouth to his, and kissed her so softly that she barley felt his tongue brush pass her lips. He ran his hand down

The Only Way
Some days I just wish. I could run and hide. No matter where I go. Suicide seems my only way. My life is not worth it. All this pain and suffering. I dont want to be here anymore. The only way is suicide. Nobody can help me. I cant fix myself. Nobody knows the real me. Suicide is the only way. I put on this false act. And slap a smile upon my face. When really Im dying inside. The only way is suicide. All I ever wanted was. To be loved and accepted. Just to feel the warth of your love. But you never loved or accepted me. Suicide is my only way. I hate you. Look at what you did to me. You broke my heart. You broke my spirit. You left me empty inside. Suicide is the way. You left me Hurt angry bitter and twisted. And becuase of you. Suicide is my only way

Only In America.
The United States government recently lifted their embargo against Palestine, thus providing aid to the new Palestinian government. Wait a second...that has nothing to do with Paris Hilton. How did I even hear about this? In hilarious-because-it-didn't-happen-to-me news, a 16-year-old Kentucky girl recently had her feet severed by a snapped cable while riding the "Superman Tower of Power." The ride lifts passengers 177 feet straight up, then drops 154 feet, according to the park's website. Although, now, it apparently drops 156 feet. I can't believe they let her on the ride in the first place. There's a height requirement and she was 2 feet short. WWE wrestler Chris Benoit and his family were found dead in their home on Monday, apparently victims of a murder-suicide. No cause of death for Benoit's family has been released, but so far the police have ruled out, "pretending to hit them while he stomped his foot really hard". Finally, in a bit of sad news, Bob Barker rece

Only Time
There are many lessons in life that only time can teach you, like how much you love someone. It's nearly impossible to know that, until you spend your days without them. And then there are those lessons that you can learn only through the beating of your heart, and through feeling such strong emotions that you can barely breathe. Then finally, the essence of time and the power of your heart crossing paths, and the only knowledge you're left with is the realization that time is the one thing that keeps you from letting go. No, it's never the embracing, or the kisses. Not the laughter or the tears, only time."

Only Floridian's Know This.....omg So True!!!
THIS IS FLORIDA AND ONLY FLORIDIANS KNOW THIS... "Down South" means Key West. "Panhandling" means going to Pensacola. You think no-one over 70 should be allowed to drive. Flip-flops are everyday wear. Shoes are for business meetings and church. No, wait, flip flops are good for church too, unless it's Easter or Christmas. Sweet tea can be served at any meal. An alligator once walked through your neighborhood. You smirk when a game show's "Grand Prize" is a trip or cruise to Florida. You measure distance in minutes. You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt. You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls. All the local festivals are named after a fruit. A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level. You think everyone from a bigger city has a northern accent. You know the four seasons really are: almost summer, summer, not summer but really hot, and Christmas. It's not soda, cola, or pop...its coke, regardless of

The Only Way :(
The only way Some days I just wish. I could run and hide. No matter where I go. Suicide seems my only way. My life is not worth it. All this pain and suffering. I dont want to be here anymore. The only way is suicide. Nobody can help me. I cant fix myself. Nobody knows the real me. Suicide is the only way. I put on this false act. And slap a smile upon my face. When really Im dying inside. The only way is suicide. All I ever wanted was. To be loved and accepted. Just to feel the warth of your love. But you never loved or accepted me. Suicide is my only way. I hate you. Look at what you did to me. You broke my heart. You broke my spirit. You left me empty inside. Suicide is the way. You left me Hurt angry bitter and twisted. And becuase of you. Suicide is my only way

The Only One Who Really Knows Why This Happened Silenced Himself
Benoit’s son suffered from Fragile X Syndrome; speculation over whether pressure was too much Written: June 27, 2007WWE.com learned from an interview conducted Tuesday by Vancouver’s News1130 that Chris Benoit’s son Daniel possibly suffered from Fragile X Syndrome, a genetically passed-on condition that results in impairments ranging from physical and learning disabilities, to more severe cognitive or intellectual disabilities. In the interview with News1130, Pam Winthrope, whose own 12-year-old son suffers from Fragile X Syndrome, recounted how she and her husband talked to Benoit about the condition five years ago. “We talked to him because I was trying to set up a support group in B.C. and in Canada; we only have a couple of them,” she said. “My husband was struggling when we got diagnosed with our son, and Chris was struggling with his. They talked for a few minutes, and then he said he didn’t want to be a public face for Fragile X. He just wanted to keep it really, really

Only 4hrs Remain
In My contest and I am 1000 behing. I need help LOTS and LOTS of HELP!! So pls come out throw me a rate or a few comments. I greatly appercaite it so PLS come out and see me!! Much Cherry Luv to you all. MUAHHHHHHHHH Click the pic it'll take you right to me!

Only For The Truely Understanding
The Old Survivor by the Sea I saw an old man by the seaside. He was fishing off the end of a pier. I asked what he hoped to be catching. He answered, "I got it. You're here." He handled his pole like an expert. His motion was graceful and free. He reeled in his line, less the sinker. And handed it over to me. "I know nothing of fishing," I told him. "I came to the sea to escape." He blinked back his tears as he nodded. "I too, was a victim of rape." The silence that followed was welcome. I stood there with nothing to say. I clung to the pole, though still shaken. The stranger explained it this way: "I know that it's tough just surviving Abuses and moral decay. And try as we might to escape them, It's best if we cast them away. "So I came to the sea as a young boy, Determined to end it all here. But I could not jump into the water. A survivor was out on the pier. "He taught me

The Only Man I Trust
"Trust in the Lord with all your heart, And lean not on your own understanding; In all your ways acknowledge Him, And He shall direct your paths. Do not be wise in your own eyes; Fear the Lord and depart from evil...."

Only In America!!
Only in America ..do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front! Only in America ..do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke! Only in America ..do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters! Only in America ..do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage! Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: pole's in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'! Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering! EVER WONDER... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why you never see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why "

Only You
Why do I feel like we have known each other for so long? Why is it that with you I have this feeling that I belong? How is it that – within every word spoken- Those shy feelings fade & my heart opens As the beast, now has been named And my thoughts run untamed ONLY FOR YOU - - The one to adore And love even more The one to hold on to with a tight grip To grasp on firm and never let them slip The one to everlastingly treasure so profoundly That only somebody that compliments me so soundly CAN ONLY BE YOU

Only One
I am angry and sad this is true But somehow I can always talk to you Your words can calm a sever storm and can surrender this heart when torn My love for you will never go away but damnit why can't u say u only love me as a friend then i can go on believing in men

The Only Flag That Doesn't Fly
THE ONLY FLAG THAT DOESN'T FLY Between the fields where the flag is planted, there are 9+ miles of flower fields that go all the way to the ocean. The flowers are grown by seed companies. It's a beautiful place, close to Vandenberg AFB. Check out the dimensions of the flag. The Floral Flag is 740 feet long and 390 feet wide and maintains the proper Flag dimensions, as described in Executive Order #10834. This Flag is 6.65 acres and is the first Floral Flag to be planted with 5 pointed Stars, comprised of White Larkspur. Each Star is 24 feet in diameter; each Stripe is 30 f eet wide. This Flag is estimated to contain more than 400,000 Larkspur plants, with 4-5 flower stems each, for a total of more than 2 million flowers. Aerial photo courtesy of Bill Morson For our soldiers... God Bless America & God Bless Our Troops

Only A Few Random Selected Dreams Come True
On July 9, 2007at 5:35 am I dreamt about him! I was debating on whether I wanted to share anything about him or about my dream. I have come to the conclusion that this is a part of me that makes me, “me!” My feelings, and way of thinking revolve around him – it might sound a tad absurd, for I am young – and I do confuse myself, but that originally comes with my idea that I think TOO much! I’m concerned in avoiding mistakes, although I do know that making mistakes is a process I definitely need to go through in order to learn- however, if I can make a smart decision at the time I will embrace it! lol I have already made too many mistakes – things that I’m ashamed of – but I only know that after experiencing them, I WILL NOT take that route again! Making myself into a person I want to be. I will not explain my dream thoroughly – for it is something I hold dearly! (Since, it is the first dream I’ve had of him after he left!) L I have thought about him so much that time going by

~~only In The Year Of 2007~~
> > >Subject: YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT > > > > > >DON'T ASK ME HOW IT WORKS, I'M JUST PASSING IT ON ! > > > > > > > > > >YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT > > > >Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but > >your waiter may know! > > > >YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH > > > >This is pretty neat. > > > >DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! > >It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read . > >Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! > >This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. > > > >1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go > >out to eat. > >(more than once but less than 10) > > > >2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) > > > >3. Add 5 > > > >4. Multiply it by 50 > > > >5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757... > >If you haven't, add 1756. > > > >6. N

Only A Few More Hours Left!!
I need help. I have this pic in a contest that ends at 7pm CST tonight. Just a few more hours away. I am in third but JUST BARELY. I could use help I can get with comments. I just joined a bomber family but you can't ask the family to help you until you have been there 2 weeks so I am on my oen on this one.

Only In Dream
A candy-colored clown they call the sandman Tiptoes to my room every night Just to sprinkle star dust and to whisper Go to sleep, everything is all right. I close my eyes then I drift away Into the magic night, I softly say A silent prayer like dreamers do Then I fall asleep to dream of you. In dreams I walk with you In dreams I talk with you In dreams you're mine all the time We're together in dreams, in dreams. But just before the dawn I awake and find you gone I can't help it, I can't help it if I cry I remember that you said goodbye. Too bad it only seems It only happens in my dreams Only in dreams In my beautiful dreams. Author: Roy Orbison

Only In America
Parkland Memorial Hospital in Dallas, Texas is a fairly famous institution and for a variety of reasons: 1. John F. Kennedy died there in 1963 2. Lee Harvey Oswald died there shortly after 3. Jack Ruby-who killed Lee Harvey Oswald, died there a few years later..by coincidence "On the flip side, Parkland is also home to the second busiest maternity ward in the country with almost 16,000 new babies arriving each year. (That's almost 44 per day---every day) A recent patient survey indicated that 70 percent of the women who gave birth at Parkland in the first three months of 2006 were illegal immigrants. That's 11,200 anchor babies born every year just in Dallas . According to the article, the hospital spent $70.7 million delivering 15,938 babies in 2004 but managed to end up with almost $8 million dollars in surplus funding. Medicaid kicked in $34.5 million, Dallas County taxpayers kicked in $31.3 million and the feds tossed in another $9.5 million. The average patie

Only Smart People Can Read This.....
More Brain Stuff . . . From Cambridge University . O lny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it on !! Psas Ti ON !

Only A Dream Away !!!
I can hold you anytime, I can look into your eyes, I feel your arms around me, whenever my heart desires, your never too far from me, always within reach, all I have to do is close my eyes and sleep, each night you come to me, soft smile upon your face, I can make love to you, keep you safe and warm, your always a part of me, forever in my heart, the miles fade so quickly, when I need you most, your only a dream away...

Only Home For A Few Minutes
I just got home to drop some things off and then pack up some fresh clothes for another week out with my husband on business. I thought I would check CT and see I have 171 requests to be home over the past 3 days. I don't know when I will be home again but will be checking again from time to time on the road. Love ya - 36d hugs, ms. cleavage

Only Need 10 People
Im trying to get referrals for this site, I only need 10 more... PLEASE help me out. It will be greatly appreciated!! http://www.3604free.com/index.php?ref=3944697 and if you feel generous, pass it on to your friends Thanks so much! You guys are the best!

The Only Thing You Did Was A Butcher Cover
July 10 1969. Canon Hugh Hotkins read an extract from a telegram Brian Jones sent to his parents at the time of his 2nd drug bust. This was read at Brian's funeral. 'Please don't judge me too harshly'. Headline from a Brian Jones Yahoo group: "This group is for Brian Jones, one the greatest musicians ever! Not matter what he did we Brian fans love him, uncondinially! The Golden Stone's memory will live forever." Was Brian guilty in drugabuse? Maybe. As Brians father says: "And it was at that time I think, that he got mixed up with drugs, perhaps, if he indeed he was, whether he got mixed up with the wrong kind of people. Or whether he just took to drugs or (sex), in the way many people take to drink." Brian never touched a joint in my opinion. Was Brian guilty in childabuse? No. The only time Brian comments on the accuse is when the Beatles release the album Yesterday (And Today) in june 1966. By placing his song together with butchered babys Lennon manage to ki

The Only Ring I Ever Wore.
The last ring I wore went through the intake of a T53L13 Lycoming Turbine engine, completely destroying it. Just slightly embarrasing. After that, I vowed never to wear another ring and have not broken that promise. That was 39 years ago.

Only In America:
ONLY IN AMERICA: Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. ! Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER .... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

The Only Job I Have
i live in germany and i live a pretty good life. i don't have to work and my husband takes very good care of me. but now i have to take on the hardest job i never thought i could. i have to say goodbye to his touch, his smell, and face the fact that he won't be coming home everyday. he has to leave me and it's his job. it's his responsibility that he is more than happy to take on. but it does mean he'll leave me. he won't be here and i'll be alone. it might be different if i were home, but it might not. last time we were apart, it was so difficult. i missed him so much and the short phone calls were never enough. i love him so much and i respect and honor him because of his willingness to sacrifice himself for his country and my freedom among everyone elses. but i'm sorry, i am selfish, and i will say that i hate that his job takes him away from me. i hate even more that it might one day take him away from me forever.

Only 31 Girls Remained Faithful And Kept Their Name In My Absence...here's The List:
IrishEyes Tornado BlueEyes BettieBarlow Demisis SultryFirefox Lillyth Chaz LadiiWicked(e-mail me) DarkVixen(e-mail me) FireRose(e-mail me) Joy CinnamonGirl Ronda Wimsey SweetMissKate SavannahJo PoisonGirl(e-mail me) VoluptousVixen(e-mail me) PussecatPurrs RichsGirl(e-mail me) Sugarbaby(e-mail me) Tat2Angel MzPhattyGirl DarkestFaery MizzThickness PrettyKitty SexySongstress(e-mail me) JennButterfly(e-mail me) Nikkie Nothing(e-mail me) Curvalicious Those are the only girls who kept the title of Plus Size Pinup in their name...Many of the girls e-mailed me asking where I was and how I was doing...Countless welcomed me back. To those of you whose name has (e-mail me) after it, please e-mail me at CurvyPinupGirls@aol.com Thank you so much ladies! Madame Dazzy

The Only Thing Worth Saying....
Everyone's Life Is Driven By Something; Many are Driven by things like guilt, resentment, anger, fear, materialism and the need for appoval....Friends this world is not your home, so don't get cozy in it. Don't indulge your ego at the exspense of your soul. what God looks at is the attitude of your heart..... "Do not conform yourselves to the standards for this world, but let God transform you inwordly by a complete change of mind. Then you will be able to know God" - Romans 12:2

Only In Louisiana
FUBARITES, AS YOU ARE ALL AWARE, OUR CRIMINAL LEGAL SYSTEM IS CONFUSING AND CONVOLUDED AT BEST. CASES LIKE THE O J TRIAL, THE JON-BENET RAMSEY FIASCO, AND EVEN THE PRESIDENT'S WOES, BOTH FORMER AND PRESENT SERVE AS CLEAR AND CONVINCING PROOF OF ITS INADEQUACIES. WELL, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THE CIVIL SIDE OF THAT SCALE IS JUST AS OUT OF BALANCE AS THE CRIMINAL SIDE. I CALL THIS, "ONLY IN LOUISIANA" AND JUST FOR THE RECORD, EVERY WORD IS TRUE. A LAWYER IN NEW ORLEANS WAS SEEKING AN F H A LOAN FOR A CLIENT. HE WAS TOLD THE LOAN WOULD BE GRANTED, AS LONG AS HE COULD PROVE SATISFACTORY TITLE TO THE PARCEL OF LAND BEING OFFERED AS COLLATERAL. THE TITLE TO THE PROPERTY DATED BACK TO 1803, WHICH TOOK THE LAWYER ALMOST 3 MONTHS TO TRACK DOWN. FINALLY COMPLETING HIS ARDUOUS SEARCH, HE SENT THE INFORMATION TO THE F H A AND RECEIVED THE FOLLOWING REPLY...(ACTUAL LETTER) "UPON REVIEW OF YOUR LETTER ADJOINING YOUR CLIENT'S LOAN APPLICATION, WE NOTE THAT THE REQUEST IS SUPPORTED BY AN ABSTRA

Only One Question!
One Question a quick question ONE QUESTION.. Ok, I had this sent to me and I thought it was cool. If you dont want to do this, no biggie! I thought I would post this and see what happened. Question.... 1 question. 1 chance. 1 answer. That's all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any one question, no matter how crazy it is. ANY 1 question!! Conditions: I won't tell ANYONE what you asked me and I promise to answer it truthfully. The catch is, you have to repost this and see what people ask you.

The Only Ones Here Are The Spiders.
Grabbing onto dreams like a fist full of water. Trying to hold on tight, trying not to fall. Flowing through like a hazy miasma. I am rarely vulnerable, try to stay strong and steadfast. Hating how I break when alone.

Only Human
I ma but only a human being I breath, I eat, I sleep, I love, I live I have been engulfed in a dark place, with dark thaughts that i cant even begin to describe I am in love wiht the most wonderful person in the world How terrible and slfish am I that all i want is for him and I to be together, all I want is him With that said I want him to happy I want his life to be perfect! I love him wiht all my heart They say if you love something let it go, if it comes back thats how you know it is ment to be! This is me saying I love you! This is me saying I miss you! This is me letting go!

Only Desire...........
She lies sleeping ...dreaming of him ..Her Love Her Master...then she feels his lips skim across her breast. she opens her eyes staring right at him. He teases her ..she moans with desire..He is such a gentle Master so loving so caring. He kisses her slides his hand to her breast pinching her nipples.. giving her just enough pain to make it pleasurable. He whispers in her ear Touch me , show your Master how u feel about him. Her hands slide to his shoulders she kisses his neck his shoulders as her hands skim over his chest. Her masters mouth slides to her brest taking a nipple between his teeth biting til he hears her cry out in erotic pain. He goes to his knees letting his cock touch her lips she teases him with her tongue then slides her lips over it with every stroke she feels him get harder and harder in her mouth. she so turned on so wet. then her Master slides his hand between her legs... pinching her clit as she sucks his cock harder. the harder he pinches the deeper she takes i

Only You
With you, it's all about voiceless communication- always knowing exactly what to say, but never actually having to say it. When no one seems to be listening, you hear. When I hurt but don't show it, you know. When I turn away to hide my tears, you see. When I feel like I can't get through to anyone, you understand. Your eyes glow just for me, and I know you're proud. You flash your magical, healing smile my way, and I know everything will be all right. You know everything there is to know about me. You know what worries me, what keeps me up at night, and what shames me so badly that I can't share it with anyone. Most importantly, though, none of those things bother you. You've restored my faith in people and proved that there is a thing called true friendship.

Only Then
THE night Is my LOVE... only then does my true self show.. only then do i open myself to my Demon lover she comes to me with ferocious appetites i welcome her with open arms for only truly does he know what i desire i will drown in her seed of hate i will drown in her seed of bLACK LUST i will free my soul with her lust and hate i will scream her name in estatic rage FOR THEN I SHALL BE TRULY FREE..

Only My Freinds Can Call Me Glenda!!!
You are 81% Witch or Wizard! You are more white than black, seeing knowledge as something that could be dangerous in the wrong hands. You could be the protector we need.What type of Witch or Wizard are you?Create a Quiz

Only Two Months To Go!!!
My Avon Walk is only two months away and I still need help in the fundraising department. I know that breast cancer has probably touched the lives of just about everyone on this site. If each one of my friends here on Fubar would donate just $10 I would surpass my goal easily. Thanks for your support. If you make a donation and wish to have your name or the name of a loved one on my donation page or walk shirt, please send me a message and I will be more than happy to do that for you. Donate here http://info.avonfoundation.org/site/TR?px=1044049&pg=personal&fr_id=1285&s_tafId=154271

Only If You Are From Jersey
Only take if you're from Jersey! 1) What's Your First Name?: Laura 2) List Your Nicknames?: Laur 3) Every Group Of Friends Has A Hot Spot In A Parking Lot Where Is Yours?: lol Dunkin Donuts 4) Very Late Night Munchies 24hr White Castle Or 24hr Taco bell?: White Castle 5) What's Your Favorite Diner In Jersey?: Love Diners so all 6) Your Favorite Food From That Diner?: grilled cheese 7) Ever seen FDR? Nope 8) Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts/Baskin Robins?: Def Dunkin Donuts 9) Best Mall To Go To in Jersey? Freehold or Garden State pLaza 10) Best Beach in Jersey? Sea Side I guess 11) The Most Tasty Slice Of Pizza You Ever Tasted Is From?: Djs pizza plce thats open til freakin 3Am on the beach. 12) You Hear The Town Woodbridge What Is The First Thing(s) You think of? Woodbridge mall 13) You Hear The Town Sea Bright What Is The First Thing(s) You think of? dont care 14) You Hear The Town Long Branch What Is The First Thing(s) You Think Of?:

Only 50 Minutes To Go And Im Only 3 Rates Behind You Dont Need To Comment Just A Single Rate
Im in a support the troops contest ends in less then 50 minutes please come by and just rate the pic you can use the link below This is what happen to me in Desert Storm and I would do it again to support our troops today [ fubar.com photo: 2696324338 ] I just want to say thanks to every one who helped me in this contest and want to say ill help you in any way just ask Please tell your friends Thanks so much

Only The Fifteenth Prime
I didn't think about it until I heard on one epsiode of "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?" that ONE is not a prime number. Since a prime number is defined as a number divisible (which divides evenly into) one and itself, and one can't divide into itself since it IS one, this threw my grade-school learning into a cocked hat! Not really, LOL, but when I came across this survey on my Yahoo! 360 and MySpace Friend Azzi's page, I couldn't resist doing it myself. I'm not lacking in imagination, but I really owe my novel "Victory" some time today, and I still learned something. The number of questions here is the fifteenth prime number. Enjoy! 1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? My first name is David for my dad's father, my middle name is Augustus for my mom's father, and my last name is Alvin because when my dad's father originally came to the U.S., he changed his last name from Johnson (or Jonsson?) to Alvin because, I'm told, there were too many black people named Johnson. 2. WHEN

Only In My Head
Only in my head... only in my head do i feel your sweet touch only in my head does it truly hurt this much only in my head do i think now of you only in my head do you think of me too only in my head do i scream out in my rage only in my head are the thoughts on this page only in my head does this make any sense only in my head are my walls of defense only in my head do i long to hold you tight only in my head is that perfectly alright only in my head is a sadness so bitterly real only in my head am i truly allowed to feel. A. Boudreaux 07

Only If You Are From Jersey
Only take if you're from Jersey! 1) What's Your First Name?: Mark 2) List Your Nicknames?: weird_traveler 3) Every Group Of Friends Has A Hot Spot In A Parking Lot Where Is Yours?: Dunkin Donuts 4) Very Late Night Munchies 24hr White Castle Or 24hr Taco bell?: White Castle 5) What's Your Favorite Diner In Jersey?: Anywhere 6) Your Favorite Food From That Diner?: Cheese Fries & Gravy 7) Ever seen FDR? No 8) Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts/Baskin Robins?: Dunkin Donuts 9) Best Mall To Go To in Jersey? Cherry Hill 10) Best Beach in Jersey? Sea Side 11) The Most Tasty Slice Of Pizza You Ever Tasted Is From?: Enzo's Garlic Pie rt.57 Washington,NJ. 12) You Hear The Town Woodbridge What Is The First Thing(s) You think of? Kelly 13) You Hear The Town Sea Bright What Is The First Thing(s) You think of? Miranda 14) You Hear The Town Long Branch What Is The First Thing(s) You Think Of?: Maria 15) You Hear The Town Old Bridge What Is The First

The Only Way I Know
The only way i know Even though this is the "Modern age" I still belive in the old ways Live by the sword dies by the sword. A true warriors weapon, it can cause death or protect the ones u care about. Guns to me are nothing but pussy ways to go in fighting. There no honor. At least with a sword u see ur enemy in the eyes, stare down, see ur enemys skill compare and see who is the strongest thats the only way to do in my point of view. If I could i put a sword on my back and just travel around the country. Fighting for my own brand of justice. I know im hella old school lol.

Only Us Stoners Know What's Up
Ya know I got 2 states of mind, stoned and asleep First I hit the sweetleaf, and then I have nice dreams When I get up, I wake and bake, take a piss and shake My clock stopped at four-twenty, what you want me to say I stay blazed all day, no matter where I’m creepin’ Hot boxin on your block, and at the spot on the weekends You’ll see smoke risin’, just who could it be It’s my rhyme and crime partner, d. dash l. o. c. Yeah that be me born and raised in the suburbs. Faded off the bud smoke blowin it at you nerds thanks johnny richter for your nice little hand Off I got some purple kush Did you bring the sand box? Let’s bounce some bud so we can make a little keefe Spice up the leaf before we smoke the tree Everybody in the scene Know we blow the most dosha That way they label up the kottonmouth solders. “we got all types”– at 4-2-0 yeah our clocks is always altered- “we talkin pounds” these Anti-hero’s are just here to serve you proper “roll that shit up” so leave

Only 10
I figure if I could just get 10 from each one of my friends on my list I would be ok with this contest...Even 5!!! Is that too much to ask? Its not like you don't get points for it, or you aren't commenting other pics...(if you know what I mean) come on people...help a girl out already! Not meant for those that have actually put some time and effort into helping me, you are all angels in my book. I have a feeling this contest is going to cost me friends and that makes me sad..:( click the pic and comment...

Only God Knows Why
KID ROCK LYRICS "Only God Knows Why" I've been sittin here Tryin to find myself I get behind myself I need to rewind myself Lookin for the payback Listen for the playback They say that every man bleeds just like me And I feel like number one Yet I'm last in line I watch my youngest son And it helps to pass the time I take too many pills it helps to ease the pain I made a couple of dollar bills, but still I feel the same Everybody knows my name They say it way out loud A lot of folks fuck with me It's hard to hang out in crowds I guess that's the price you pay To be some big shot like I am Out strecthed hands and one night stands Still I can't find love And when your walls come tumbling down I will always be around Yeah As it...hey And when your walls come tumbling down I will always be around People don't know about the things I say and do They don't understand about the shit that I've been through It's been so long since I've been home I've

The Only Thing
The only thing i want you to know i want you to stay i want you to hug me and never go away The only thing i can dream of i want you to be true walk out of my dreams so we can together continue The only thing i needed so much i wanted to believe that just my fantasy once won't leave

The Only Way To Now Be Added
For me to add you has a friend from now on you Must have a salute pic and fan me. The fanning is nothing new. You all know Ive requested that for a long time. But the having a salute pic is new. My reason for this is my ex is running around the site. If I require a salute pic I can be sure that hes not on my list in hidden form... The only people left on my friends list that dont have salute pics are those that I know personally. I have not removed my fan from anyone at this time. But yes when I find out who has removed their fannings from me mine will be removed has well.

Only 6 Months To Live (joke)
The middle-aged man was visibly shaken when his Doctor advised that he had only 6 month's to live because of the terminal disease that was detected during a recent physical check-up. The Doctor suggested that he should get his "house in order", make sure his will was current and ensure all final arrangements were in place for the funeral. He should then make plans to enjoy what might be left of his life, to the fullest. "What will you do for the last six months?" asked the Doctor. His patient thought for a few minutes then replied, "I think I'll go and live with my mother-in-law." Surprised by the answer, the doctor asked, "Of all people, why in the would you want to live with your mother-in-law?" "Because it'll be the longest six months of my life!"

Only A Few From The Whole
Only a few from the whole. By invisible don copyright 2005 Wandering in from haunts long ago Comes a muse The ticking clock echoes in the world No one hears it save for me Counting out the grains of sand Only the crones know Their shears like the scythe of mortality Forever cleaving lives apart. Threads not meant to be twined Parts of the tapestries of two Never meant to touch Look closely at a portrait The brush strokes waiver this way and that. Flecks of red here and there Splatters of blue and green What colors are captivating? What colors are fleeting Stand close to a tapestry Gaze upon the threads. Which ones make the whole? Which thread in the tapestry if pulled? Will unfurl it leaving it wasted on the floor Do you dare pull on this white one? The brown one here that is frayed? Would you know which one to toss aside? Take a step back Gaze up on the whole Where is that f

Only Love
Only Love My thoughts like they often do Drift across this vast land To where only my heart connects To one My darling to you like a desert rose you stand Proud and erect Not an average man To my eyes nor will you be anything less Than a rose so perfect My body aches for the gentle caress of your hand Deeply demanding kisses where tongues explore and entice My need so intense and so strong Darling that I can feel the whisper of your breath against my neck As I am held in your arms How anything so perfect be so wrong The pain without you at times is more then my heart can take Images of you remain fresh in my mind Drifting from the shadows of the day into My restless lonely nights as I lie awake My senses enflamed As I can see, smell and taste you My Adonis , My Wild Rose Like the sun that bakes the desert sand From which you thrive The sweat glisten on your skin I feel the intense heat from my head The very tip of my toes To

Only In America(thanx I Am What I Am, Nothin More Nothin Less)
ONLY IN AMERICA : Only in America .....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. ! Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in t he driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America ......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER .. Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ? Why women can't put on mascara with thei

Only Love
Title: Only Love By: me What to say? What to do? What should I expect from you? What do you expect from me? Is it something you can see? What do you want from me? I am only me I won't change But I won't remain the same And it's me in which you place the blame It's a shame It's enough to drive you insane It's something called love Sometimes it doesn't fit like a glove Sometimes you kick,push, and shove Sometimes you look for a sign above But it still comes back to pure love It's something I can't change It's something that gets strange It's something that remains the same And it's something in which you place blame It's something that drives you insane Sometimes you kick,push, and shove Sometimes you look for a sign above Sometimes it doesn't fit like a glove And sometimes it's only love

Only In America
Only in America .......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and......... a diet coke. Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America .......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER .... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever s