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One Flaw In A Woman..
ONE FLAW IN WOMEN By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, Have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable And able to run on diet coke and leftovers, Have a lap that can hold four children at one time, Have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything With only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the
One For The Bikers
There were three men drinking in a bar, a doctor, an attorney and a biker. As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, "For Valentine's Day I'm going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring. This way if she doesn't like the fur coat she will still love me because she got a diamond ring." As the attorney was drinking his martini he said, "For Valentine's Day I'm going to buy my wife a designer dress and a gold bracelet. This way if she doesn't like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold bracelet." As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said, "For Valentine's Day I'm going to buy my wife a t-shirt and a vibrator. This way if she doesn't like the t-shirt she can go fuck herself!"
The One Flaw In Women...... ( I Really Think There Are Waaay More Though...hehehe!)
This made me cry when I read it. I thought I would share it with all of my wonderful friends. The One Flaw In Women.... Body: Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy, and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a
One Foot In Hell ! Queensryche/mindcrime 2 !
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One For Faith
God Can , Let Him Listen and you shall hear the screams those who live with shattered dreams Those who's hopes have fallen to dust Paying the price of misplaced trust Those who loved most unwise cut down and abused before all eyes Those who built with all their heart living the pain when all fell apart Those who held others in high regard now recoil from the feelings way too hard Life is pain a true but hard fact nothing left but to analyze and act To find a way to live on and become whole searching the past and repair the hole This mortal flaw that lead to the fall time to turn and deal with it all No more blame for this folly in life let go of the words husband and wife Never a union that was blessed took place For we can't save our ass and save our face Humility becomes the result and frees the mind giving in to gods will, far better we will find For though we can't see it at the time in the end all broken hearts will god help us mend
The One For Me!
YOU SAY YOU WANT ME BADLY AND LONG FOR MY TOUCH FEELING THE WARMTH AND PASSION FROM MY KISSES AND SUCH. OUR BODIES CLOSE TOGETHER THE EMOTIONS SO INTENSE TREMBLING AND OUT OF CONTROL HOW CAN IT ALL MAKE SENSE IT FEELS LIKE A MILLION YEARS SINCE YOU BODY TOUCHED MINE THE MOST INCREDIBLE LOVE A FEELING NO ONE CAN DEFINE A BLESSING AND A CURSE MY BEST FRIEND AND MY LOVER TIRED OF ALL THE LIES ALWAYS TOGETHER UNDERCOVER FALLING ASLEEP EACH NIGHT WITH YOU ALWAYS ON MY MIND LOOKING FOR A REASON ONE I JUST CANNOT SEEM TO FIND I WISH I COULD REGRET IT EVERYTHING THAT I HAVE DONE I SIMPLY CANNOT DO SO BECAUSE BABY YOU ARE THE ONE
One Flaw In Women
One Flaw In Women By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft,
One For Adults...yeah
Meant to be completed by those ADULTS out of high school. Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids? 'Have you ever kissed someone?' 'Missed someone?' 'Told someone you loved them?' 'Drank alcohol?' Here are some questions for the people who are a little more mature...emphasis on a little. 1. What bill do you hate paying the most? - rent 2. Where's the best place to eat a romantic dinner? - Tahoe Joes 3. Last time you puked from drinking? - 7-8 years 4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar? - I have never been drunk and danced on a bar 5. Name of your first grade teacher? - Mrs. Sample 6. What do you really want to be doing right now? - Taking pain meds that work and sleeping 7. What did you want to be when you were growing up? - A Army nurse 8. How many colleges did you attend? - 2 9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now? No shirt, no shoes... 10. GAS PRICES First thought? - Don't
One For The Ladies
One for the ladies Body: One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma ." And they say blondes are dumb... ----------------------------------------------------------- A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..." ----------------------------------------------------------- "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. ----------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call an int
One Flaw In Women
Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to sh
One Flaw In Women!!
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes,
One Flaw In Women
One Flaw In Women One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail
~~one For The Ladies~~
One for the ladies One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma " And they say blondes are du mb... ----------------------------------------------------------- A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..." --------------------------- - ------------------------------- "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. ----------------------------------------------------------- He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said - That's a goo
One Flaw
Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run
One Flaw In Women
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mai
One For The Guys
Men Strike Back How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. --------
The One Flaw In Women....
The One Flaw In Women By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold f our children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you hav
One Flaw
This was sent to me in a comment by "Anti-Cupid" and I am very happy to share it. While I do not believe that I am really all of these things, for the women who I think are..This would be for them. One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when th
One Flaw In Women
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how muc
One Full Moon
"Damn it!" Samantha tripped over a branch and cursed for the millionth time that night. What on earth had possessed her to go for a walk so close to dark, and how the hell was she going to find her way out of these woods? An owl hooted and something rustled in the trees behind her. Sam spun around, her hand coming unconsciously to cover her pounding heart. She couldn't see anything. The narrow beam from her tiny flashlight illuminated only a few feet of the path in front of her. The moon was full but under the dense tree cover, little of its light shone through. Somehow she'd made a wrong turn, but now she was so lost she would be damned lucky to get out before dawn. She had no clue what trail she was on, but she kept walking, too restless to stop and too scared to dare try to sleep. Several hundreds yards ahead, the path opened into a clearing. Moonlight shone through the opening in the trees making it appear almost bright there. As Sam got closer, she realized the clearing
One Flaw In A Woman...
One Flaw in Woman... By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you
One For The Marines!!!!!!!!
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God,if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to,noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the h
One Flaw
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One Flaw In Women
Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run
One Fine Day
One Fucking Awesome Flick
Okay, so I've seen the movie a few times now and since I've purchased it and cried with it YET again, I have to express my profoundly incredible passion for the movie V for Vendetta. More than a massive graphic novel brought to life, the film displays a fascist government that manifests itself in a police state, with a leader that seems to have deified himself in a position that gives him seemingly limitless power over those he governs. What a fantastic statement for our current world! As a hardcore liberal, I completely disagree with everything this country stands for at the present moment. Not to say I don't support our troops...most people associate disagreement with national policy as nonsupport of our military. I just believe that there are many things we don't know...many things we will never understand. I have many friends in Iraq and support their valor and bravery. I just don't believe in the cause. The movie is fantastic, artfully done, beautifully crafted, with
One Flaw In Woman....lol
One Flaw In Women By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on Diet Coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart - and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. But you hav
One For The Bikers-i Love You Guys
The Words Of A True Biker -- I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old
One For The Guys
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want
One For The Mariens
Semper Fi THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS... is over 229 years of romping, stomping, hell, death and destruction. The finest fighting machine the world has ever seen. We were born in a Bomb Crater, Our Mother was an M-16 & Our Father was the Devil. Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life. I am a rough looking, roving Marine of the sea. I am rough, tough, aware 360* around me, and do not know the meaning of fear, for I am fear itself. I am a green amphibious monster, made of blood and guts, who arose from the sea, feasting on anti-Americans throughout the globe. Whenever it may arise, and when my time comes, I will die a glorious death on the battlefield, giving my life for Mom, the Corps, and the American Flag. We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army. On the 7th day, while God rested, we over-ran his perimeter and stole the globe, and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers and talk like
The One Flaw In Women
By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with onl y two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft,
The One Flaw In Women...
The One Flaw In Women By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with onl y two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched
One Flaw In Women
By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish. "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so
~*~ One Flaw In Women ~*~
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e
One Flaw In Women
Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman i
One Flaw In Women
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or
One Flaw In Women... Thank You Lady V
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or
One Flaw In Women
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive,
One Flaw In Women
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
One For The Ladies
One for the ladies One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma " And they say blondes are dumb... ---------------------------------------------- A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..." ---------------------------------------------- "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think i f I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. ---------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor ---------------------------------------------- Dear L
One For All, And All For One.
I is a freak (and so is you)…love to all my fellow fuck-ups ‘Each new embryo has about a hundred mutations that its parents did not have. These new mutations are unique to a particular sperm or ovum, were acquired while these cells were in the parental gonads and were not present when the embryo’s parents were themselves embryos. Of these hundred mutations, about four will alter the meaning of genes by changing the amino acid sequences of proteins. And of these four content-altering mutations, about three will be harmful. To be more precise, they will affect the ultimate reproductive success of the embryo, at least enough to ensure that, with time, natural selection will drive them to extinction. ‘These are uncertain numbers: the fraction of deleterious mutations can only be estimated by indirect methods. But if they are at all correct, their implications are terrifying. They tell us that our health and happiness are being continually eroded by an unceasing supply of genetic
One Flaw In Women
Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about y
One Flaw In Woman
Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show
One For The Ladies
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious what he was entering by stating each letter out loud as he typed P.... E.... N.... I.... S.... His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: *** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH ***
One Fun Night.........................
I'm sitting in the bar with a few of the girls from the evening class I go to. My husband Peter is there too; he's come to give me a lift home. The girls have never met him before. Then this other guy comes and sits next to me, starts chatting me up. He looks early 30s -- I'm 25 - and really fancies himself. Nice looking, and a good line in humorous banter; wedding ring on his finger, but...I know I should just tell him to piss off; but it's always quite flattering when this happens, and Peter doesn't seem to have noticed. I know it's wrong of me to flirt with this interloper, with my husband sitting right next to me, but I just can't help myself. After about half an hour the guy -- he tells me to call him John -- leans right into me, his lips nuzzling into my auburn hair, and whispers that he wants me to come home with him. I giggle nervously and flutter my eyes away from him. "I can't," I whisper, "this is my husband here." Some of the girls are giving us odd looks, but Peter stil
One Foot....advantage !!!
A man lost one leg below the knee in an accident. He replaced with a good artificial limb and could soon walk without a limp. Now the problem was findin a girl... someone, who would only have sex with him after marriage as he didn't want to inform her about the missing leg... He finally found one, and married her but did not tell the girl or her parents about the missing leg. At night the girl found out that her husband had only one leg. She was very upset. When the man went to the loo, she called home and her mother answered the phone and she started sobbing. He has got only one foot Ma...... The mother pacified her and calmed her.... You should actually be very happy dear..... Your father has got only six inches....
The One Flaw In Women
By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was a stounded at the requirements. " Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on t he standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you h
One From The Archives...
Endless Possibilities - 07/26/04 Running after a boy Named after the Sun Reminds me of one -Maybe two- Of the ones I let get away And the ones I made stray Because I'm a bore Or Almost a whore Whatever they thought So unbelievably wrong Have made me become One of the strong One of the fearless One of the sad One of those girls That can't help but get mad When something goes wrong Something out of control Something that makes me crawl back Into my little black hole Where nothing can hurt me Where I've unbreakable walls And no one can hear me Scream Through the long Empty halls Interrupted by Silence My miserable friend That reminds me Over and over again Of the boys that I've lost Or the ones that I've gained Or the ones that I've pushed away Cause I'm lame But nevertheless I stand proud though I'm bruised I stand sharp and brand new No matter how I've been used Cause no one can conquer This strength behind frailty That holds up the mystery O
One For The Cutter
This one's for The one who dreams all day Wishing that someone Will just take them away This one's for The one who found their life long mate But soon discovered That being alone was their only fate This one's for The one whose heart beats black Just because They didn't like them back This one's for The one who wears long sleeves To cover up the marks Praying that no one sees This one's for The one who never cries While thinking all day How perfect it would be to die This one's for The one who lost their friends Who said they be there always And help them till the end This one's for The one who chose the knife Thinking it would make things better Hoping it would get them through this life This one's for The one who has no more tears Because in their life They've experienced all their fears This one's for The one who sits in the dark Just so they can't see Their arm and all the marks This one's for The one who wears a smile a
The One Flaw In Women
The One Flaw In Women By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, and have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart-and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick, AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have ma
One For The Twins....
back story on this one is one of my ex's had 3 boys...one was on his way into our custody when the 2 3 year old twins were beat severly by their uncle...killing one...the surving one was going to come into our custody until my ex left one day and never came back......So the surving twin was put in to foster care and was put up for adoption. He's now living a wonderful life with a wonderful family...with his brother flying with him at all times. Never alone Sitting and watching children at play Tears start to fall All the smiling laughing faces To sit here and wonder about that day What could have gone so wrong to make him do what he did The force that had to have been used to do what was done Seeing the look on all these faces But knowing that life is so precious That anyone can go through what those little boys did But now from above one watches over the other Never alone dear Seth will be
One For The Guys
1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. 2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. 3. I take my wife everywhere..... but she keeps finding her way back. 4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen. 5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. 6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair. 7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was; she told me "In the lake." 8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. 9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling "Am I too late for the garbag
The One Flaw Of A Woman
The ONE flaw in women... Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shape
One For The Road :-)
One Flaw In Women
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e
One Flaw To A Woman
One Flaw In Women By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hours a day." The angel moved closer and touched th
One Flaw...
One Flaw... Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show h
One Flew East...
...one flew west. One flew over the cukoo's nest. BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Hi. I.Am.NOT.Supposed.To.Be.Feeling.Like.This.ANYMORE! *deepbreath* ok. I think I need someone to slap me right now. I'm freaking out over nothing. Literally nothing. Nothing bad happened today. Had a good morning at work. I'm actually feeling better in regards to my cold. I haven't really talked to anyone so no fighting or anything. But here I am with my stomach in knots and my hands shaking. Funny thing is if you look at me you wouldn't be able to tell something's wrong. Well, Jenn might know... Ange too, maybe. I wanna get away. I want to get in the car and just drive. Or ride. Or whatever. Just go and listen to music and talk with a good friend and not worry about a fucking thing. I want someone to distract me from this... whatever THIS is. I don't even know right now. I want I want I want. Goddamn I'm a greedy, needy, whiney bitch. Scars*PapaRoach I tear my heart open, I sew m
One Flaw In Women!
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how muc
One For The Road
I am at a bar, just getting drunk as hell. Here with some friends, they have some stories to tell. We don`t get together as much, as we did in the past. When you get older, it is harder to make a friendship last. That is why we always come here, at the end of our week. Because drinking and laughter, is all that we are here to seek. Friends come and go through out our lives, sometimes we just take them for granted. That is why when we do have something special, we should be glad of what is planted. My friends and I are getting tired, we have all seemed to drink too much. I am just glad we all get together, and that we have keep in touch. So we all raise our glasses, I say we all have carried a heavy load. This is to me and my buddies, because this one is for the road!!!
One Flaw In Women
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, But they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy And laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer When they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel And cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about A birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, Yet they are strong when they Think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss Can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you To show how muc
One Firemans Fate
© By Brian K. Blackden The bell clangs, out of our bunks we roll Sliding down the bright brass pole On the truck donning gear Chanting our claim, no fear, no fear To the call we rush in the night Pull to the curb oh what a sight Flames, embers, people's screams One look now at many shattered dreams Into the fire we rush to save life Dragging our line, axe, and pike Up the steep stairs and through the hot door I step too quick and go through the floor Into the room below all aglow The fires intense my screams so immense The heat is unyielding but then I can see My body from above and what I am shielding It is God's will I went through that door And part of his plan I fell through that floor For my purpose is seen through my own tears I have given my life for one of two years Don't be angry I have lived my life true To the child I have saved I'm glad you will too I was a fireman and proud to be one I know your life's fate you'll be on truck one I kn
One For My Friends
A special thanks to the ones who keep in touch and have helped me through my time on Fubar. Luv ya and thanks guys...muahzzzzz
One For The Ladies
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Just seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma." And they say blondes are dumb... A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..." "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" ~~"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and
~~one For The Boys~~
> > >Make Up $60 > >Tattoo $500 > >Boob Job $10000 > > >Forgetting To Tuck Your Nuts... Priceless > > > >
One Flaw In Women
By the time the Lord made Woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, and a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't," the Lord protested! "I am close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord." "She is soft,"
One Flaw In Women
By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." But I won't, " the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made
One For The Guys!!!!!
The Man Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, THE guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want he
One For The Girl's
--ONE FOR THE GIRLS!!!!!!!!!! Ain't it the Truth!!! A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks. "115," she says. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 140. The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 8," she says. The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5". She then takes her blood pressure And tells the woman it is very high. "Of course it's high!" she screams, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!" ............ Flour and Water How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue?.. and then you add eggs and sugar... and you get cake? Where did the glue go ? NEED AN ANSWER? You know darned well where it went! That's what makes the cake Stick to your BUTT Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
One Friday
Crimson the blood on the hands of the Saviour Ebony the sky is midnight yet it is day Paradox God? Man? Mangod power to create the universe; limitless Drained drained to a last few grasps for breath, a few final words spoken the journey through humanity now complete. Many see, but how many see God? So few understand what goes on here... soldiers clad in armor specked with blood callously cast lots below this man. Do they understand? NO! But for one, a piece of wood enters into the limitless void of history as the symbol that cannot... "Surely this man was..." By: Lucky to be Irish
One For The Ladies (thanks April)
"Lord, I have a problem," Eve whined. "What's the problem, Eve?" "I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and allof these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy." "And why is that Eve?" "Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "Man? What is that Lord?" "A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly." "Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "But what's the catch Lord?" "Well,.....you can have him on one condition." "And what's
One Flaw In Women
I found this piece very interesting. One Flaw in Women By the time the Lord made woman, he was into His sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, “Why are you spending so much time on this one?” And the Lord answered, “Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable, and able to run on diet Coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart—and she will do everything with only two hands.” The angel was astounded at the requirements. “Only two hands! No way! And that’s just on the standard model? That’s too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish.” “But I won’t,” the Lord protested. “I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18-hour days.” The angel moved closer and touche
One For The Girls
One for the girls Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my shape to keep. Please no wrinkles, Please no bags And please lift my butt before it sags. Please no age spots, Please no gray And as for my belly, Please take it away. Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young, And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done. Five tips for a woman.... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other. Foot Note: One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts." Send this to five bright, funny women you know and make their day !!!
One Flaw In Woman
One Flaw in Women By the time the Lord made woman, he was into His sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, “Why are you spending so much time on this one?” And the Lord answered, “Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable, and able to run on diet Coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart—and she will do everything with only two hands.” The angel was astounded at the requirements. “Only two hands! No way! And that’s just on the standard model? That’s too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish.” “But I won’t,” the Lord protested. “I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18-hour days.” The angel moved closer and touched the woman. “But you have made her so soft, L
One Flaw In Women
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much th
One Flaw In Women
Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy, And laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel, And cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member. Yet they are strong when they think that they have no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you, to show how much the
One Flaw In Women
Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show
One Flaw In Women
By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime... An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold 4 children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart, and she will do everything with only 2 hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only 2 hands!? Now way! And thats just on the standard model? That's too much work for 1 day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord."
One For The Girls...lmao
One for the girls Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my shape to keep. Please no wrinkles, Please no bags And please lift my butt before it sags. Please no age spots, Please no gray And as for my belly, Please take it away. Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young, And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done. Five tips for a woman.... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other! Foot Note: One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
One For The Ladies
One for the ladies....... One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?' He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma .' And they say blondes are dumb...
One For The Ladies!!
> > > > > > > >Date: > > > >Thu, 13 Sep 2007 12:01:25 -0500 > > > > > > > > > > > > > >? > > > >----- Original Message ----- > >From: Harry Levy > > > >To: Alice Conlon ; Bruce Berger ; cmarder@edgellmail.com ; Deanna ; > >epassel@hotmail.com ; Farrell Chaifetz ; Bergerfk@aol.com ; Geanine Cobbel > >; Jack Cliff ; Keeton, Jerri ; Katerina ; ktgenthe@sbcglobal.net ; Linda > >Ward ; Martin Wichter ; Robert Chicotsky ; TINA CHAIFETZ ; VICKI TOPLETZ > > > >Sent: Wednesday, September 12, 2007 8:34 AM > > > >Subject: FW: One for the ladies!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >One for the ladies > > > >?? > > > > > >One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt. > >Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What > >setting do I use on the washing machine?" > > > >"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" > > > >He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma" > > > >And they say
One Flaw In A Woman
By the time the Lord made woman, he was into His sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, “Why are you spending so much time on this one?” And the Lord answered, “Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable, and able to run on diet Coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart—and she will do everything with only two hands.” The angel was astounded at the requirements. “Only two hands! No way! And that’s just on the standard model? That’s too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish.” “But I won’t,” the Lord protested. “I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18-hour days.” The angel moved closer and touched the woman. “But you have made her so soft, Lord.” “She is soft,”
One Flaw In Women
I wanted to share this with you - it says it all. Apparently it was written by a man, too. One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, But they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy And laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer When they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel And cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about A birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, Yet they are strong when they Think there is no strength left.
One Fireman's Fate
The bell clangs, out of our bunks we roll Sliding down the bright brass pole On the truck donning gear Chanting our claim, no fear, no fear To the call we rush in the night Pull to the curb oh what a sight Flames, embers, people's screams One look now at many shattered dreams Into the fire we rush to save life Dragging our line, axe, and pike Up the steep stairs and through the hot door I step too quick and go through the floor Into the room below all aglow The fires intense my screams so immense The heat is unyielding but then I can see My body from above and what I am shielding It is God's will I went through that door And part of his plan I fell through that floor For my purpose is seen through my own tears I have given my life for one of two years Don't be angry I have lived my life true To the child I have saved I'm glad you will too I was a fireman and proud to be one I know your life's fate you'll be on truck one I know this is true for God ha
One Flaw In Women
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how m
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One Flaw In Women
post date: 2007-11-06 05:33:09 views: 7 comments: 0 ratings: 0 By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, 'Why are you spending so much time on this one?' And the Lord answered, 'Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands.' The angel was astounded at the requirements. 'Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish.' 'But I won't,' the Lord protested. 'I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18
The One Flaw In A Woman
By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, 'Why are you spending so much time on this one?' And the Lord answered, 'Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands.' The angel was astounded at the requirements. 'Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish.' 'But I won't,' the Lord protested. 'I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days.' The angel moved closer and touched the woman. 'But you have
One Flaw In Women
By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have
The One For Me
Sunlight filters down and runs across my cheek A smile grows upon thy face His gorgeous self lights up the mind As if you were only a dream But you're not a dream We belong together my diamond in the starry sky When you kiss me goodnight kiss me good morning I melt into your arms The way I can feel you touch miles apart, alone no more Every step of the way Isn't that what you always say We're meant to be together You and I. To my wonderful darling Steven!
One Final Gift
Scatter me not to the restless winds Nor toss my ashes to the sea. Remember now those years gone by When loving gifts I gave to thee. Remember now the happy times The family ties are shared. Don't leave my resting place unmarked As though you never cared. Deny me not one final gift For all who came to see. A simple lasting proof that says I loved and you loved me.
One For Dimebag
'Dimebag' Darrell Abbott: A Larger-Than-Life Guitarist And Human Being 'He's the type of guy that would do anything for his friends,' says Anthrax guitarist Scott Ian. Larger than life" are perhaps the words that best describe guitar legend Darrell Abbott — a.k.a. Dimebag Darrell — who was shot and killed onstage Wednesday night in Columbus, Ohio From the moment he and his brother Vinnie (who went by Vinnie Paul) formed Pantera in Dallas in 1982, Abbott lived to be a heavy metal hero and strived to take guitar playing to a new place. And when Pantera took off, he gleefully indulged in the spoils of rock stardom, launching his own strip club and endorsing his own line of guitars. But what he'll always be best remembered for is his mastery of his instrument. For more than 15 years, Abbott's playing crackled and burned like a dangerous brushfire, first with Pantera, and then, when that band publicly exploded in 2000, with Damageplan, which he co-founded with Vinnie last year. He
One Flaw In A Women
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'l
One For The Ladies
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One For The Ladys
One for the ladies One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma." And they say blondes are dumb... --------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------- "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. ------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor ----------------------------------------------------------- Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray f
One Flaw In A Woman
One Flaw In Women By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman "But you have
One From The Vault....the Road To Hell
Ok since my last set of blogs was so wildly popular I have been asked by some to recount another tale. This one is from quite a while ago and I just never got around to putting it too paper.....I think I will call it the "Road to Hell" Your central cast on this one....Myself and Barry.... Anyone else notice a pattern there? Ok so it starts mildly enough on a Wednesday. I know that is not a normal night to start getting shitty, but when you live like us everynight is a night to try and die. We get a call late Tuesday to work a show that Wednesday night, so we scramble to get off and head to the show. We get there work the show and have not had a drop of the Hooche all day.(See we do not have to drink.)This is going great so far doing good. Well the show ends and we decide to eat...Do we go to get fast food? Hell no we go to a wrestling staple Hooters.(If you have read one of my previous blogs you know how I feel about this) Well several beers later we get on the road and head ho
One For The Guys This Time
THE POINT SYSTEM In the world of romance, one single rule applies: "Make the woman happy." Do something that she likes and you get points. Do something that she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played! Here's a guide to the point system: SIMPLE DUTIES: You make the bed (+1) You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows (0) You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1) You leave the toilet seat up (-5) You replace the toilet paper roll when it's empty (0) When the toilet paper roll is empty you resort to Kleenex (-1) When the Kleenex runs out you shuffle slowly to the next bathroom (-2) You go out to buy her Spring Fresh Extra-light Panty Liners with wings(+5) ... but return with beer (-5) You check out a suspicious noise at night (0) ... and it's nothing (0) ... and it's something (+5) ... you pummel it with a six iron (+10) ... it's her father (-10)
One Flaw In Women
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One Flaw In Women
One Flaw In women By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the
One Flaw In Women
One Flaw In Women (you will see what it is in the end) Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, wa
One For My Girls!
Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my shape to keep. Please no wrinkles, Please no bags And please lift my butt before it sags. Please no age spots, Please no gray And as for my belly, Please take it away. Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young, And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done. Five tips for a woman.... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other. Foot Note: One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
One Freaky Tale
OH ITZ ON NOW FUCCIN SHIT YOU CRAZY ACTIN LIKE YOU DONT THINK ABOUT THIZ CUZ CHOCOLATE ALL IN YA FACE GETTIN YA PUSSY MOIST NOT WET CUZ YA ISNT THERE YET I WHISPER IN YA EAR SWEET NAUGHTY PERVERTED SHIT IN YA EAR CUZ I WANT YOU WETTER IT FEELZ GOOD WHEN YA THAT WET CUZ MY THICC DICC SLIDEZ IN NICE & SMOOTH FEELIN EACH INCH BY INCH DAMN I BET YA PUSSY FEELZ REAL GOOD IZ WHAT I WOULD WHISPER IN YA EAR BEIN IN THAT MISSIONARY POSITION BABY WIT CLOTHEZ ON YA FEEL MY BULGE THEN YA IN MY EAR SAYIN MMMMMMMMMM......... I FEEL YA PUSSY BEAT 2 A MARCH SWEET TASTIN' PUSSY ON MY MIND THE TEASE OF THE MOMENT IZ IT GREATER FOR YOU I LOVE A TEASE THAT CAN GET TEASED BACC OOOOWWWWW THAT SO FUN SOUNDZ REAL GOOD JUST THINKIN ABOUT IT PUSSY IZ NEVER THE SAME SO IM EXCITED 2 SEE YOURZ LIPZ POKIN OUT POUTIN ABOUT WHAT I SAID BUT IT JUST POUTZ OUT CUZ YA PUSSY KNOWZ IM A FREAK THAT LOVEZ 2 PLEASE IT LOVEZ 2 SEE MY LONG FINGERZ POKE ITZ BU
One Flaw In Women
Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, si
One Flaw In Women
The One Flaw In Women By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, 'Why are you spending so much time on this one?' And the Lord answered, 'Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands.' The angel was astounded at the requirements. 'Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish.' 'But I won 't, ' the Lord protested. 'I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days.' The angel moved closer and touched the woman. 'But you
One Flaw
~ONE FLAW IN WOMEN~ Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, But they hold happiness, love and joy They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy And laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take 'no' for an answer When they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel And cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about A birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, Yet they are strong when they Think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss Can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or
One For The Ladies
Now I lay me down to sleep > I pray the Lord my shape to keep. > Please no wrinkles, Please no bags > And please lift my butt before it sags. > Please no age spots, Please no gray > And as for my belly, Please take it away. > Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young, > And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done. > > Five tips for a woman.... > 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. > 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. > 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to > You. > 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. > 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other. > > Foot Note: > One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: > "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
One For The Armed Forces
I didn't write this but I still love it. Being ex Army twice this really hit home. I come from a long line of military family and I am proud to say I have served. Here's To You To all of our soldiers At home and abroad, We want you to know That we stand and applaud. Your courage and strength Your patriotic unity, Your undying efforts To help keep us free. For risking your lives So our Nation can grow, We thank you so much For the pride that you show. You are mothers and fathers Daughters and sons, Brothers and sisters You all are great ones. Our hearts will be filled With great love and pride, We want you to know That we stand by your side. We continue to pray For your safe return home, And we hope that you know You are not alone. Although you are far You remain in our hearts, As the toils of your day Keep us apart. We know that your hearts Will always ring true, And ours the same For all of you. And one thing r
One For The Girls
One for the girls Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my shape to keep. Please no wrinkles, Please no bags And please lift my butt before it sags. Please no age spots, Please no gray And as for my belly, Please take it away. Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young, And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done. Five tips for a woman.... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other. Foot Note: One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
One Fo My Real Life Friends Joins!
this is a real good friend of mine, like a brother, he is fairly new here adn needsour help! I will be helpinghim with his page in just a minute! He is real and real cool as well, so show him the fu-love! :D thanx everyone! http://fubar.com/user/1590453
One From Late At Night
1. Who is the first person you think of when someone asks you who you like? Sean duh 2. Do you drool/snore/etc. in your sleep I talk in my sleep and I'm told I snore lightly when I'm sick. 3. What curse word do you say the most when you're pissed? FUCK 4. Are you happy? With my partner, yes.. With our living situation, no. 5. Have you ever liked someone who all your friends hate? I was married to him. Turns out, my friends were right. 7. Are you tan? Nope, I live in New England.. I'm pale as a mo-fo. 8. Hair color? Blonde 9. Confused about anything? Nah 10. Kids or no kids? I have 2. ------------------------------------- 11. Do you have any pets? Whole bunch of em. --------------------------------- 12. What do your favorite sunglasses look like? Big and pink. 13. Do your initials spell anything? KEL 14. Last person you fought with? Sean 15. What's one thing you actually remember about kindergarten? I don't. haha 16. How do you ca
One For The Road...zomg
You Are Scissors Sharp and brilliant, you can solve almost any problem with that big brain of yours. People fear your cutting comments - and your wit is famous for being both funny and cruel. Deep down, you tend to be in the middle of an emotional storm. Your own complexity disturbs you. You are too smart for your own good. Slow down a little - or you're likely to hurt yourself. You can cut a paper person down to pieces. The only person who can ruin you is a rock person. When you fight: You find your enemy's weak point and exploit it. If someone makes you mad: You'll do everything you can to destroy their life Are You Rock, Paper, or Scissors?
One For You ,one For Me!!!
>PECANS IN THE CEMETERY >On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just >inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of >nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the >nuts. > >"One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," >said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. > >Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he >thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to >investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for >you, one for me." > >He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just >around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. > >"Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard! Satan >and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls." > >The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk." >When the boy insisted though, th
One From Tiffy D
Take this survey Do you sleep in the nude? Yes Who was the last person to see you naked? Sean Have you ever gone skinny dipping? No, just topless. Have you been naked in a moving car? Not completely. But I've changed pants or shirt. Do you prefer sex with lights on or off? candlelight is best. Have you ever taken a non sexual shower with a member of the same sex? Yes in gym in high school we had a huge wall O showers. Would you participate in a wet t-shirt contest or want your girlffriend or wife to? I have been in and won a couple. Besides yourself, who was the last person you saw naked? Sean, you just asked me that. Have you ever gone to a strip club? Many Would you undress at a nude beach with other people around? So far just topless is as daring as I am. Are you naked now? Nope, kids are still up. Pick a scar and tell us how you got it? The ones on my left hand were from a steak knife being stabbed into it twic
One For The Guys....
Men Are Just Happier People!!! NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah . If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes. EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. BATHROOMS A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from Farmers. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items. ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man
One Fun Nightmare
Walking toward the detached garage in Minneapolis, I notice something behind the shed. Since we had a neighbor who liked to leave the alley gate open, I figured I better close it. I walked through the now missing shed and along side of the garage admiring my neighbors ability to grow weeds in her garden I suddenly become keenly aware of the garage. I was as if, as if THE GARAGE WAS ALIVE AND EVIL. I don't know how or why or what, but I was terrified. I screamed - or rather I tried to scream. I tried and tried, but to no avail. I was near an evil garage unable to scream. I was doomed or maybe, just maybe I was dreaming. And then I had clarity. Yup I was dreaming. That explains all this irrationality and looniness. So I am safe and asleep. I can't scream because of sleep paralysis. No problem, I understand this, but what I don't know is just how loud can I scream in a dream. I can do this experiment, taking a big dream breath, I let out a scream "argh" I can
One Final Kiss
One final hug, one final kiss Nothing could have prepared me for this When my sky was grey, you made the sun shine I never thought this could happen after just one line So young to take his turn So many die and yet we never learn All this for a twenty minute high From the best powder money could buy He looked at me with one last empty stare As a single rolled bill fell from his chair Body now cold and grey FRom the poison that ran through his every vein I looked in his eyes and saw the fear Then I saw it upon his cheek, I single tear One final hug, One final kiss There are so many things about him I will forever miss In memory of my brother Scott 10/17/1978-3/23/2004
The One Flaw!
By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, 'Why are you spending so much time on this one?' And the Lord answered, 'Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands.' The angel was astounded at the requirements. 'Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish.' 'But I won 't, ' the Lord protested. 'I am so close to finishing this cr eation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days.' The angel moved closer and touched the woman. 'But you have made her so soft,
One For 100,000 Fubux
Rates/Bombing Needed Ends Soon I Think lol Click Teh' Pic and Rate/Bomb It!
One Family
The One For Me
THE ONE FOR ME There can be only one you because only you can do the things you do You will always be the one for me when I close my eye, you are what I see Your eyes are so true such a beautiful blue or are they green I don't know but they're prettiest eyes I've ever seen I love your hair so red or is it blond instead I don't know, can't really say but I think about you every day Your smile is such a treat it's so big and sweet or is it soft and meek I don't know but you're the one I want to keep Your kiss really gets me off it's so gentle and soft or is it hard with lots of tongue I don't know, but when you kiss me I'm done To touch your skin so Dark electrifies me with such a spark or is it your skin so light I don't know but it feels just right my oh me, me oh my I love your long sexy legs that reach the sky or is it your short legs that stop at your thigh I don't know but it looks so good I want to cry I think what I love the best is y
One For The Guys ~ The 17 Ways Women Fail In Bed
THE 17 WAYS WOMEN FAIL IN BED 1. MILKING IT: When stroking a guy's dick don't grab it like a bus rail and start jerking it like you were milking a cow. Don't use the love sword as if it's a piece of gym equipment to strengthen the forearms. The male organ is a thing of wonder and beauty, and should be awed, worshipped and held tenderly at all times. The sensitive part is at the top (where your face should be), not two-thirds of the way down. 2. ROBOTS: When sucking a guy's dick don't just get on the end of the thing and jam your head back and forward. It's a beautiful instrument; it should be caressed, inspected, kissed and licked from every possible angle. 3. SILENT FRIGHT: If you've come and cannot be coerced to scream to show your appreciation, at least make some sort of sign to inform the guy that he's done his duty and can blow his biscuits whenever he wants. 4. NO LAUGHING MATTER: Don't laugh if your creative male lover gets carried away and says things like, "I want
One For The Ladies ~ Why Women Are Superior
WHY WOMEN ARE SUPERIOR We got off the Titanic first. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic. Men's clothes make women look elfin and gorgeous. Men look like complete idiots in women's clothes. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game. Taxi's stop for us. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. We know the Truth about whether or not size matters. If we're not making enough money we can blame it on the glass ceiling. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the male's Speedo. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.
One For The Troops
One Flaw In Women . . .
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll dr
One For The Ladies!
SING to the melody of 'I Will Survive!!!' OUT LOUD At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I ' d spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you ' ve brought me a French fry! I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans! Go on now-go! , Walk out the door, Don ' t you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren ' t you a brat to think I wouldn ' t find you out!? Don ' t you know we ' re only joking when we say size don ' t count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life ' s gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It took all my self control
One Flaw In Women
By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime... An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, be able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart - and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days" The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord." "She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also
One For The Books!
Good GAWD! Some people I swear!!! This was a convo in my shout from an 18 yr old kid. Read from bottom up. ->chucho100: there isnt anything you can do EVER. Turning off my shouts now. You have disgusted me completely. way to go. chucho100: wat does it take? wat do i have to do? ->chucho100: but at this point I wouldnt do you at gunpoint. You got a lot to learn. ->chucho100: a time machine to zap you 30 yrs older and me not having a bf. chucho100: i am sorry about that ok. but wat would it take to do u? ->chucho100: well, I can tell you this, offering to pay women for sex is NOT the way to get it. It's rude. You obviosly got a LOT of growing up to do. chucho100: calm down please not looking for trouble here ok. i just think ur really hot n i would like do u but oh well u dont want thsts fine. ->chucho100: I'll give you credit for having balls but you dont know who you are messin with. I would be very careful. ->chucho100: Are you trying to get blocked?????? I am not a wh
One Flaw In A Woman
This is something I thought of last night."One Flaw in Women"Woman is truly amazing. We have a way of expressing our joy, sorrow, pain, disappointment, love, loneliness, grief and pain.We can run on a diet coke and leftovers.We have a lap that can hold 3 children at one time, a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart. We heal ourselves when we're sick and can work 18hr. days.We are soft, but tough and can endure or accomplish.We can reason and negotiate.We have strength that amaze men.We cry when we're happy and laugh when we're nervous. Smile when we want to scream and sing when we want to cry.We fight for what we believe in and stand up to injustice.We don't take "NO" for an answer when we believe there is a better solution.We go without so our family can have.We love unconditionally.We know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning. But there is one flaw we have and that is, we forget our worth.S
One Flaw In Women
The One Flaw In Women By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, 'Why are you spending so much time on this one?' And the Lord answered, 'Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, Have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable And able to run on diet coke and leftovers, Have a lap that can hold four children at one time, Have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything With only two hands.' The angel was astounded at the requirements. 'Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish.' 'But I won't, ' the Lord protested. 'I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days.' The angel moved closer and touched the woman. 'But you
The One Flaw In Women
The One Flaw In Women By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, 'Why are you spending so much time on this one?' And the Lord answered, 'Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, Have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable And able to run on diet coke and leftovers, Have a lap that can hold four children at one time, Have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything With only two hands.' The angel was astounded at the requirements. 'Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish.' 'But I won't, ' the Lord protested. 'I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days.' The angel moved closer and touched the woman. 'But you
One For The Troops
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WIL
One Friend
LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. What do you do when
One Flaw In Women
"One Flaw In Women " Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, si
One For The Money By Janet Evanovich
Plot Summary: First novels this funny and self-assured come along rarely; dialogue this astute and raunchy is equally unusual. The gutsy heroine introduced here is Stephanie Plum of Trenton, N.J., a recently laid-off lingerie buyer who has no job, no car and no furniture. She does have a hamster, a deranged grandmother, two caring parents and several pairs of biking shorts and sports bras. Finding work with her cousin Vinnie, she becomes a bond hunter and scrounges money enough to buy a gun, a Chevy Nova and some Mace. Her first assignment is to locate a cop accused of murder. Joe Morelli grew up in Stephanie's neighborhood. Possessed of legendary charm, he relieved Stephanie of her virginity when she was 16 (she later ran over him with a car). In her search, Stephanie catches her prey, loses him and grills a psychotic prizefighter, the employer of the man Morelli shot. She steals Morelli's car and then installs an alarm so he can't steal it back. Resourceful and tough, Stephanie has l
One Free Family Spot Available
OK so here is the Deal.... The 1st Person to Rate 1400 Pictures on my Friends Profile http://www.fubar.com/user/2441551 Will be allowed into my Family for my FU LIFE... and be assured I will ask her to verify. btw she has AUTO 11's on so go level up on her more to come.... on how to join my Family
One Flaw In Women
Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail
One For The Road.
No, i will not be singing tonight. Vixen was complaining so i had to give her a little something. Grap your ear plugs and run.... Sorry for all you non smokers... Fuck i need help.
The One For Me
I sit here and i wonder if im wasting my time. He tells me he loves me and wants to spend his life with me, but cant take ten minutes to call me. hes a good man he raises his daughter on his own helps raise his brother and sister. i know hes good am i asking too much of him? all i wanna know is that i matter to him. does he love me? or am i a fool?
One Fateful Day
No river's span is quite as vast No mountain's reach so high. No rose's scent is quite as sweet As the love I hold inside. Every time I see your face and Every time you smile, Every time I kiss your lips, My love grows all the while I’m the luckiest man to walk the earth To know a love like yours Loving is so easy now You’ve opened my heart’s doors. And I'll love you 'til my life has ceased And still more with my soul Because that fateful day we met, My heart you forever stole.
One Flaw
Most men base perfection on a womans physical features but a good woman judges a man on the way that he treats her. I recently had the luxury of  meeting the most beautiful creature and I can only dream of the day that I could be with her. She has a beautiful smile and incaptivating eyes that I'd be lucky to stare into for the rest of my life. If i could I would hold her all thru the night and dream of the day that I made her my wife. She is real smart and has a great sense of humor. Shes captured my heart so theres nothing I wont do for her. She is my life and one day Ill prove to her thar Ill do anything she wants to make sure I dont lose her. Shes my ideal woman, shes perfect to me and unlike most guys I base that on more than one thing. Her good traits outweight the bad ten thousand to one, in fact her only flaw is that I am not the one in which shes in love.
One Friday Nite In G'ville
just a short clip...AwEsOmE tImE!!!
One From Work.....
Do you think your ex has moved on and is happier with another person?i know he has moved, but happier with someone else? eh... doubt it lol If your parents didn't like the person you were dating, would you lose them?oh please... they lost control of me and who i date 13 years ago Do you have plans for the weekend?not really... maybe working, who knows. i know im going to my BFF's son's birthday party on saturday!!  Who did you talk to on the phone last/why?my hubby in the middle of the nite last nite. nothing but fighting between us basically and him determined to save whats left of our marriage. Who do you believe you were texting around 11ish last night?nobody, i was trying to sleep. Who's the last person you had a deep conversation with?oh Lord who havent i had a deep conversation with lately...... Is there anyone who's over protective of you?my best friend Chris and my dog Where were you at 1:30 last night?sleeeeeeeeeeeeeping What made you smile last?i cant remember, its be
One For Witchie
Witchie Witchie Woo,You are so freakin awesome,In your nerdy specs.
One For Her ;)
   "My Heart"I gave my heartto a snow white doveand said to itseek out my loveMy hearts desirethe one for mefly about the earthand over the seasTime went byseasons came and wentand impatiently I waitedwith my heart near rentThen one fine spring daythat lovely birdflew back to meand this is what I heardI found her, I didfar across the wavesthe most beautiful girland your heart she did saveI spoke of beginningsand things to comeand that wonderful birdtold me all of her loveI met my true heartmy only desirethat fabulous girlthe fuel for my fireAnd to her I gavemy undying soulfor her to haveand she to holdNow all is welland everythings fineand for her I will alwayshold onto these linesMy sweetest, my loveI will always be thinefor ever and alwaysuntil the end of timeI love you, I love you, with all my heartmy soul, my being, and all that I haveand for you I would do anything at allfor just a kiss, and your love as a salve I love you baby
One Flaw In A Woman
Women have strengths that amaze men.They bear hardships and they carry burdens,but they hold happiness, love and joy.They smile when they want to scream.They sing when they want to cry.They cry when they are happyand laugh when they are nervous.They fight for what they believe in.They stand up to injustice.They don't take "no" for an answerwhen they believe there is a better solution.They go without so their family can have.They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.They love unconditionally.They cry when their children exceland cheer when their friends get awards.They are happy when they hear abouta birth or a wedding.Their hearts break when a friend dies.They grieve at the loss of a family member,yet they are strong when theythink there is no strength left.They know that a hug and a kisscan heal a broken heart.Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail youto show how much they care about you.The heart of a woman is whatmakes the world keep
One From The Vaults
details, details, details a meticulous man, washing "the mans" sedan. just doing what he can to survive. no longer dead he is reborn-alive struggle, strive to be away from those who connive plot and scheme to steal all you dream. what does it mean to anybody but he opposes his self imposed repression...nothing. those who aggres he will digest into the deepest pools of bile he doth possess, no longer hungry his appetite arrests no longer dependent upon what others suggest, he owns his breast...and all contents within.
One For The Jedi's
Top Ten Sexually Suggestive Lines In The Star Wars Trilogy Star Wars "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care how it smells! " "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?" "Put that thing away before you get us all killed." "You've got something jammed in here real good." "Aren't you a little short for a storm-trooper?" "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." "Sorry about the mess..." "Look at the size of that thing!" "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!" "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."   The Empire Strikes Back "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me." "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?" "There's an awful lot of moisture in here." "But now we must eat. Come, good food, come..." "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while." "Hurry up, golden-rod..." "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, h
One For On Justin!! :)
Britt brings a bit of nasty to MU line Tigers hoping former grappler can fill in at LT. Tribune file photo | Buy this photo Missouri will be counting on Justin Britt, foreground, to fill in at left tackle for Elvis Fisher after Fisher was lost for the season with a ruptured patellar tendon. The former state champion wrestler played a considerable amount last season as a redshirt freshman. By DAVE MATTER Thursday, August 18, 2011 ADVERTISEMENT The Missouri Tigers know this much about their new left tackle: He has some fight. TIGER BITES Tiger bites Missouri held its second preseason scrimmage this morning on Faurot Field. INJURY UPDATE: Five players were held out of the scrimmage, but Gary Pinkel expects a few to return next week, possibly Tuesday, including DE Brad Madison (shoulder), WR Jerrell Jackson (hamstring) and C Travis Ruth (Achilles’ tendon).TE Eric Waters and WR Kerwin Stricker&nbs
One Flaw In Women
One Flaw In Women  Women have strengths that amaze men.....   They bear hardships and they carry burdens,   but they hold happiness, love and joy.   They smile when they want to scream.   They sing when they want to cry.   They cry when they are happy   and laugh when they are nervous.   They fight for what they believe in..   They stand up to injustice.   They don't take "no" for an answer   when they believe there is a better solution.   They go without so their family can have.   They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.   They love unconditionally.   They cry when their children excel   and cheer when their friends get awards.   They are happy when they hear about   a birth or a wedding.    Their hearts break when a friend dies.   They grieve at the loss of a family member,   yet they are strong when they   think there is no strength left.   They know that a hug and a kiss   can heal a broken heart.   Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.   They'll drive, fly, walk, run
One Fight
You make me feel So insignificant ..sometimes  you make me feel so small  You make me like i ask for so much when i ask for barely anything at all  you crush my hopes and dreams , you can control everything ..    anytime i even try to get ahead , your always the first one to say i'll fail .. . you never there in my corner .. cheering me on ... .. Today you came in to yell at me ... at 6 oclock in the morning cause i ate food ...     i'm supposed to eat , and so is she ...  sometimes i really hate you .. for being so cruel ..  I wonder how i could of loved you at all ..    Your your jealous rages lasted last for days .. and days  you only ever want me to be alone ..    you don't value anything about me , not even my smile ..  you pull me down and then beat me mentally for trying to get up ..    I wish i could be like you , do things i didn't love to do ..  Sometimes i wish i didn't care .. about anything or anyone at all ..   you use anything i tell you against me
One For The Guys ;) :p
In the world of romance, ONE single rule applies to men:   Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.   Here is a guide to the point system:   SIMPLE DUTIES You make the bed (+1) You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0) You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1) You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But return with Beer (-5) You check out a suspicious noise at night (0) You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0) You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5) You pummel it with iron rod (+10) It's her pet (-10)   SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS You stay by her side the entire party (0) You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddybb (-2) Named Rita (-4) Rita is a dancer (-80)     HER BIRTHDAY You forget
One Good Time
One Good Time I know you feel me sliding in. You're so sticky and moist from my tongue Dancing all over your body. You've never cum so hard b4. I didn't even touch your pussy yet. As our bodies collide and I slip inside. You feel the stiffness of this rod and you begin to squirm, to try to ease Up on the dick you go and down again In and out like the ground hog on his day. Never missing a stroke, nor a beat. The sound of our flesh meeting forms A melody only you and I can groove to. The music of lust and sex that brings forth, Desire and more sex, until the climax is met. At that moment I STOP. STOP! You say WHY? At that moment Of heightened sensitivity do such a thing. I reply with a grin and ram it in again. Your back now aching and your body quaking. I deliver a blow that makes you stutter. You try to slide away but Get met by the headbaord. Your legs in the air
One Good Thing
About Lost Cherry, I have Seen a few Old friends in Here and they Have gone by before I could say hi :( People come and go so quickly around Here.. Sheesh!!!
One Guy
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One Guy
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One Great Guy
i wanted all of my friends to know that i have a new friend> He is a bouncer on CherryTap and one of the"GoodGuys" he is polite and caring and will help fix anything he can. Ya'll show some love to this Great Guy for me!! RAVIOLI ™@ CherryTAP
One Guess
Insane clown posse quiz, Juggalo or Poser? (pics) JuggaloYour a True Juggalo, Born With a hatchet and a juggalo face, Cruisin with A trunk full of faygo and a car full of fat chix, and haunted by a Dark Carnival, your hmies are family too, and you believe Santa Clause is a fat bitch. Hallowen is prolly ur favorite Holiday. if this is tru and ur a juggalette you should im me on Aim: IndependentJ0ker (with tha number zero) Much Clown love!Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com
One Guy...
One guy, about a month ago, was given three consecutive life terms plus two death penalties. How the fuck do you serve that? -George Carlin
One Good Public School Teacher
Subject: One good public school teacher.Back in September of 2005, on the first day of school, Martha Cothren, a social studies school teacher at Robinson High School in Little Rock, did something not to be forgotten. On the first day of school, with permission of the school superintendent, the principal and the building supervisor, she took all of the desks out of the classroom.The kids came into first period, they walked in and there were no desks. They obviously looked around and said, "Ms. Cothren, where's our desk?" And she said, "You can't have a desk until you tell me how you earn them."They thought, "Well, maybe it's our grades.""No," she said. "Maybe it's our behavior."And she told them, "No, it's not even your behavior."And so they came and went in the first period, still no desks in the classroom. Second period, same thing. Third period. By early afternoon television news crews had gathered in Ms. Cothren's class to find out about this crazy teacher who ha
One Good Thought For Myself
I sit back everyday and try to think what in the world am i to do. I work almost all the time and still yet I don't get why the hell I"m still sittin where I am at with people that I thought at one time cared for me but now are just playing games. Alot of Head games have happened and well I have tried be upfront and honest with them and still they all think its ok to play the same games over and over again. yeah I go out and visit the very few friends I do have and also I go out and have a few drinks here and there on the weekends. what the hell you want out of me lol I say to myself... damn to much not enough time. I wish i had another me so then I could send off my other me to do what ever and then I could really relax lol. yeah I know none of this shit makes sense but oh well I don't care.....
One Good Thing
there are times in our lives when we are down, when we think there is no getting out of the rut we have fallen in When we feel we are all alone in the world, that no one else can ever understand the hell we are going through It seems as if it is a never ending cycle, one step forward, and then ten back The pressure to pull yourself out of this hole becomes too painful to even contemplate You start to feel as if the world would be a better place if you were no longer taking up space and air That you are so insignificant you feel no reason to still exist, or that perhaps the few reasons you can find, are no longer enough to keep you here You start to make plans, clean up what you can for those you do care for and love Making sure they have a way to go on, a better way Second guessing yourself at every thought, wondering if this will make things right, or make them worse Time is pushing you, it's running out For every day you delay, more and more debts are adding up, making th
One Guy
There is one guy in my life...well I should say in and out of my life. He drives me crazy! I just recently moved back to my home town and I got asked out tonight...I know I shouldn't care what he thinks but I do. He delets all my photo comments and maybe I should just give up on him for good. I am going out with the person who asked me tonight and I will probably compare him to the end...maybe I just shouldn't care about him anymore. He recently told me things that I dont think anyone else knows, does that make me special in some way??? He has a gf right now and always does I think he is toying with my heart. I dont think he cares for me at all maybe I am right...:(
One Good Love
It took a while for me to know what I was looking for and every heart I’ve ever know has left me wanting more One good love can turn it all around take hold of a restless heart and lead it back to solid ground you can search the world for happiness and never get enough when all you really need to find is one good love I’ve followed all life’s pleasures to wherever they would lead but someone I can treasure is all I really need One good love can turn it all around take hold of a restless heart and lead it back to solid ground one good love can take you to the light with just one touch you can’t forget a thousand empty nights you can search the world for happiness and never get enough when all you really need to find is one good love You can search the world for happiness and never get enough when all you really need to find is one good love One good love
One Gets In Trouble For Doing His Job And Another For Wearing Wrong Shirt
Good Morning, it is Wednesday before Thanksgiving and I thought I would wish those that celebrate it tomorrow a Happy Thanksgiving. Those who live in Canada, this is a Belated Happy Thanksgiving…Those that do not celebrate Thanksgiving…Happy Day and those who are not reading this…well…does not matter then does it… Onward to today’s goofiness awards. I have seen this T-Shirt on people before however one such wearer of this shirt perhaps wishes he didn’t have it on that day. The Shirt reads: “It’s Not Illegal unless you get caught” Well consider yourself caught Mr. Gregory Hines, Police in Covington, Ky., arrested Gregory, 19, in October at the USA Motel, a suspected drug market. Though several people were booked that night, Griggs was the one wearing the T-shirt that read, "Its Not Illegal Unless You Get Caught." Perhaps a shirt that read “FBI” or “Police Informant” may have been better… Talking about said police…It’s a Dirty job but someone has to do it. Never was more true then t
One Good News About Rs Power Leveling
Well you know there are numerous ways to reaching 99 ranged in RS. However, this guide will show you ways in which you can get fast ranged. Also, when you get a ranged lv, look to see if you can wear any new arrows or bows so you can go to the grand Exchange to buy them. By the way, longbows are bad for training? bad for anything in that l this phase is very easy. All you have to do for now is buy some arrows and a bow and kill chickens by some skills, If you are a low leveled player, picking up the feathers would not be a bad idea.10-20 By now, you should try getting some ranged amount. Use what you can wear. For now, just range some cows in the cow fields. Again, it wouldn’t be a bad choice to pick up the cowhides. Might be needed for later in the game where you really need cash for some ranged to 20-30 Well during this stage you can keep ranging cows until 30 if you want. You can also try ranging mina tours in the stronghold of security.. Anyways, this is pretty good xp/hour.3
One Good News About Rs Power Leveling
Well you know there are numerous ways to reaching 99 ranged in RS. However, this guide will show you ways in which you can get fast ranged. Also, when you get a ranged lv, look to see if you can wear any new arrows or bows so you can go to the grand Exchange to buy them. By the way, longbows are bad for training? bad for anything in that l this phase is very easy. All you have to do for now is buy some arrows and a bow and kill chickens by some skills, If you are a low leveled player, picking up the feathers would not be a bad idea.10-20 By now, you should try getting some ranged amount. Use what you can wear. For now, just range some cows in the cow fields. Again, it wouldn’t be a bad choice to pick up the cowhides. Might be needed for later in the game where you really need cash for some ranged to 20-30 Well during this stage you can keep ranging cows until 30 if you want. You can also try ranging mina tours in the stronghold of security.. Anyways, this is pretty good xp/hour.3
One Good Blog Deserves Another....
I like to blog. That’s why so many of my blogs have connotations like “I” or “Me” in them, well, because it is my blog. Duh. Anyways, so I thought that since a lot of people come here for fakes, or reporting on the transgressions of the never ending supply of fu-noobs, substance or politics or whatever reason brings people here, and I do appreciate it, believe me. I figured I would post other people’s blogs here as well, so they can get the credit for what they post and deserve. Sounds fair right? There’s some really amazing stuff out there that sadly, people don’t seem to read on here and it’s a shame. People that think for themselves with eyes and minds open are always welcome here. So with that in mind, I bring you the blog below, something well-written and deserving of a good read. Who knows, you might actually make a new friend or three out of this whole thing..so … Click here! Also if you have anything you think that might be good enough to share with some substance , this m
One Girl Band
  She pleaded as they questioned. What can I say. Other than , "The time has come that I know why. Why. I cry."He'd left that night as her mother cried. Away, into a faraway land.So why do you hold me now? I'm just a girl in this rock and roll band.My Daddy still lives and I will never give in. Why he left me by your side.It's just one of those moments lived in time.When I'm a one girl band standing by.The country music still plays downstairs But gospel music will always be heard speaking softly in my headThe light continues to shout as I fall on my kneesand say, "God he is this angel in a one girl band."Help me get past this moment somehow.I'm just this girl in a lonely band. Searching for the one that loves him still.A lonely girl in a one girl band. ©Sharon Smithey Whiteside
One Great Feature On The Completely New Iphone 3g Is Definitely Gps
Just one fantastic functionality about the new iphone 3g is definitely GPS. The item decided not to store everyone far too extensive to assume against eachother. This functionality is needed by using this Atlases app. Simply realize the place you intend by means of writing utilizing the target, subsequently pick out, "Get Directions" it will probably pre-plan this iPod Skin Case least amount of mileage. when you're prepared, opt for "Start" plus the 3g multilevel will probably discover you actually about the place providing using the pulsing violet dept . of transporation. after you go, so will this dept . of transporation. It truly is absolutely somewhat trendy. I detect several solutions that might cause it to be superior. anybody can become a style get to help induce anyone to convert or maybe if a convert is resulting. A different could be to develop the place switch this agreement that you are often travelling right up about the tv screen. At this time, you must conv
One Game In, Wizards’ Blatche Is Upset With His Role On Team
It took only one game for the new-look Washington Wizards to resemble their same old dysfunctional selves. Andray Blatche took to Twitter on Tuesday to, in effect, criticize the way his criticisms were criticized after the Wizards’ season-opening loss to the Nets.mulberry bags“Every body need to shut up I didn’t call out my coach or team mates I said I had a bad game need it n the post instead of jump shots,” Blatche tweeted. Blatche was not happy after a 90-84 defeat in which the Wizards lost a 21-point lead, saying that he was not being used to the best of his abilities. He had 11 points on 5-for-13 shooting and was called for a technical for exchanging words with Kris Humphries. “You can’t keep having me pick-and-pop and shooting jump shots,” he said in the locker room. “Give me the ball in the paint. That’s where I’m most effective at. I’ve been saying that since training camp: I need the ball in the paint.” Bl
One Good And Cheap Tablet, Chuwi V88hd
Everyone wants a perfect and cheap tablet pc. But usually, we can not find such one. But we can find the one most nearing to your expectation. I have a very good tablet which may be the one you are looking for. First of all, it is very cheap, only sold at 107 euros. Second, it works very good. It has a Rockchip RK3188 quad core CPU, you know this CPU is the one which runs fastest. So you don't need to worry about its performance. But of course, it is not the perfect one, first one, it has only 1G RAM and 8 G memory. Second, the screen resolution is not so high, but of course, not bad as well. Third, there is no add-on function, like bluetooth or GPS navigation. But generally, it is a good model for people here. CHUWI V88HD Quad Core RK3188 Tablet PC 7.9 Pulgadas IPS Pantalla Android 4.2 1GB RAM 8GB Características principales de Tablet Android CHUWI V88HD: Sistema Operativo: Android 4.2.2 CPU / Procesador: RockChip RK3188, 1.8GHz, Cortex A9 cuádruple núcleo, GPU: Malí 400 MP4 RA
One 3g Dual Core Tablet, Pipo M3
PIPO has top tablets like M9pro, M8, M7pro etc, it also has some cheap models, like this PIPO M3 3G tablet. It may not be so powerful as M9pro, but it is a cost-effective unit. PIPO M3 is a dual core tablet, the CPU chipset is the Rockchip RK3188, 1.5GHz. Among all the dual core chipset, this model is quite good with high performance. The GPU is the Mali 400 MP4. There is the 3G built in function. But the battery built in is only 3500MAh, it can last the unit too long, usually about 2 or 3 hours. So when you buy this unit, you’d better buy another power bank to recharge it anytime. The power bank is also available on http://www.ontablets.es PIPO M3 3G Tablet PC 10.1 pulgadas de pantalla IPS RK3066 Android 4.1 Dual Core de 16 GB Bluetooth doble cámara HDMI La Tablet PC M3 3G de la marca PIPO, es un modelo nuevo que sorprende por sus caracteristicas. Si bien la marca PIPO ya viene lanzando modelos bastante aceptados por el publico en España, podemos decir que con la Tablet PC M
One Heart
Well today is the day Cupid made his way Just days ago he made his target He knew this would be the love I would never forget My heart in his sights Her heart was so right They were meant to be Valentines Day would never be the same again here cupid comes little wings and all One arrow pierced two hearts This love would never part See have you have someone so much If you stop breathing they stop breathing If you hearts stops their heart stops When you take a deep breath before he kisses you He knows how to love you When you take one step he will take two Just so you dont have to work so hard See that is the one heart Cupid knew On Valentines Day he will make sure That the one you love Steps one extra step to say I love you
One Hell Of A Lady
This is one hell of a lady. TRUE STORY An actual letter that was sent to a bank by a 96 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times. Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavoured to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honour it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my entire income, an arrangement which,I admit, has been in place for only eight years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account $30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank. My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways. I noticed that whereas I personally attend to your telephone calls and letters, when I try to co
One Halloween Night
TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS, AND SO ONE HALLOWEEN NIGHT THEY DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST TIME ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL. THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, "GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE." THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS. AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, "YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!" "DEAD?" SAYS HIS FRIEND, "WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?" "WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER." HIS FRIEND SAYS, "COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH." "A WITCH, WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?" WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE
One Hot Desire
A touch of skin soft and slippery With the hint of hint of sweat We fought our resistance beneath the cool sheets As the wind flowed from the window above us Eyes met briefly and begged for the chance To abandon all of our uncertainties You began your work on my lips Probing gently as if drawing sex From a deep well of longing and need Then heated tongues met in the midst Of hot and quickening breath And greedily we drank the wine of our lusts Then intoxicated with those spirits Our clothes found resting place on the floor Piece by piece Until there were no hiding places For the two glistening and wanting bodies Hunger revealed in this hot moment Then skin meshed with skin As the floor became the stage You moved atop of me easily And lowered yourself gently Kissing me as I was filled with you As a gasp broke the kiss Your hands stroked the stray strands Away from my forehead then became entangled Our slow rhythm gave way To urgent and demanding thrusts of pa
One Hot Shower
One Hot Shower by simplyme030368 "Hey baby do you need help with your back?" "That is always nice," was his response as he looked over his shoulder with a lusty grin while climbing into the shower. Of course with an invitation like that I couldn't help but jump into the shower with him. I was ready to scrub his back as well as a couple of other places I knew. I entered the shower as he was getting under the spray and once his hair was wet I grabbed the shampoo and put some in his hair and all over his beard giving his scalp and beard a good massaging as I work the shampoo into a lather. He rinses off and then allows me under the water after turning up the heat just a notch as he knows me so well and just how much I love the heat. I have him turn around with his back to me. I start to soap up his back, slipping my arms around to his chest, pressing my breasts against him and run my hands over his hard stomach and across his nipples, making sure not to miss a spot. He reache
One Heart
One Drained Heart, Squeezed of Blood. One Heart you'd never Trust. A Blackened hole, An Empty void, Feelings Lost in this Cold Heart of Lust. One Tired Heart Lacks a Beat, One Heart you'll never Keep, An Old trick, A Dirty game, Emotions Hidden in the One Heart with no Name. One Abused Heart Lost its Way, One Heart to Cry for Today, You Killed As you Stabbed The One Heart i Once had.
One Horny Guy That I Am! I Cant Help It!!!!!!!!!!!
You scored as Super Horny. You are extremly horny. A little too much for your own good. Don't let it take control of you, try to keep those hormones in check ;)
One Heart, One Soul
One heart so strong, feels every emotion, love, joy, excitement, hurt, angry, or loneliness, How can one create so many reactions for another, as you continue to create something at one time was believed, Remember each time this heart reacts, The memory of another time, another place is reborn One mind so strong, remembers the actions, stores the images Sharing a closeness, thoughtful surprises, tender touches, untrue creations, wasted time, isolation, So many thoughts created, significant or meaningless, As one’s mind keeps all the memories so does your heart All things created will be stored for another time, another place
One Hell Of A Night!
So i had a run in with a rather irritating person today who sadly i know, This person who shall remain nameless , He caught me off gaurd at the mall while with a group of my close friends. Irritatingly enough he actually was not alone and had a friend with him though his friend stayed deadly quiet, this person still decided to threaten me that i better leave or else! Or else what i asked, he then decided to pull a butterfly knife out and attacked me! can you fucking believe it? He actually had the gull to attack me, though i suppose i should be impressed as not many are that gutsy to try that bullshit. I disarmed him with no serious harm to myself other then a small cut on my arm , which did not require any stitches. He was then taken by mall security, we waited for the police and i was asked if i wanted to press charges. I decided not to, Why you might ask? because for there to be charges pressed i would had to of been afraid of him enough to be bothered. The police fou
One Heart One Key
One Happy Monkey!
from today's adventure...
One Hot Night
It was hot. It was late. Everyone in the house was asleep but you. No matter how hard you tried, you couldn’t talk yourself into going to sleep. You got up. You put on that flannel shirt that only seemed to have one button that fastened near your belly button. You had it hidden in the bottom of the dresser and only put it on when you wanted to feel sexy. A boy you knew in high school had left it under your bed one day when he had to make a quick exit out of the window before your Mom caught you. You had cut off the sleeves because they were too long. It brought your mind back to a time when sex was fun, and carefree. Your husband hadn’t touched you in a month because of the usual reasons, too tired or too much to drink or both. You slipped into some flip-flops and made your way downstairs. You grabbed a diet coke out of the fridge and stepped out on to the back porch. It was cooler there. You longed to be free of this, this life that felt like a prison sometimes. You t
One Hot Cherry
One Hundred Things You May Or May Not Want To Know About Me
***100 Nosey Questions*** by longtallsally28The BasicsName: JamiAge: 31Month of birth: AprilAny Siblings?: A brotherParents still married?: yes 47 yearsOccupation: full time student/soon be a copDo you like your job?: haven't started yet but I love schoolAny pets?: 2 maltese (Rascal and Jase) and 1 sheltie (Coop)Hair color: BlondeEye color: green/hazelShoe size: 9Any Tattoos?: noAny Piercings?: a 6 gauge in my bellyCurrent mood: very happyCurrent wardobe choice: camisole and girl boxers (pjs)What are you listening to?: AkonWho did you last speak with on the phone?: My Husband TomWhat do you currently smell like?: A mixture of Creed and Dolce&GabbanaLast....Movie you watched: SublimeMagazine you looked at: TimeThing you ate: Double Quarter Pounder with extra cheese and ketchupBook you read: Art of war/dante's divine comedy and the art of war (and my school books victimology and probabtion and parole in America)T.v. show you watched: BuffyTime you cried: couple o
One Heart...
One Heart Is All I Have
my heart grows sad for i dont know why I try to hold on but I feel so sad!! I feel much pain but it the way of my life I guess! I get scared at time and it hurts inside to hear the word and feel the pain! Scary me to death but to worry about stuff like I do and have to! Scarys me the most of all! If some people had there way I would not be here today and if so would anyone care about it I don't know!! I think i well cry tonight and fall asleep late at night for I scaryed I may just have been betrayed by someone I care about more then I care to say out loud! But i only hope it just a thought are a feeling im having because it hurt to much to be true! I try to become closer to them and they run far away are I don't hear from them ! I feel my heart going to them only to hear the glass brake of my heart and the part are to broken to put back together again! Is only wish to find love not pain are a broken heart but happy days and night with someone that cares and wants to be loved !!!
One Hell Of A Day (comment Please)
All I can say -is its been one hell of a day, I wish i could just disapear, I swear I love you- you know that I do, But my words fall on deaf ears, I sit and I pray- this will all go away, This crack in my heart belongs to you, I try not to cry- but I'm so empty inside, Try to convince my heart I never loved you, I park my car- outside this 'ol bar, But I can't go down that road again, Rest my head on the wheel- try'na find whats real, Wondering if this was all pretend, I'm not one for giving up -but you've given up on us, I'm not one for giving up- but you've given up on love, All i can say- is its been one hell of a day, I'm alone in this bed, I replay- the things you use to say, Wondering why I'm alone in this bed...
One Hundred Ways
1907, One Hundred Years Ago....
THE YEAR 1907 This will boggle your mind. The year is 1907. One hundred years ago. What a difference a century makes! Here are some of the U.S. Statistics for the Year 1907: ************************************ The average life expectancy in the U.S. Was 47 years old. Only 14 percent of the homes in the U.S. Had a bathtub. Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone. A three-minute call from Denver to New York City Cost eleven dollars. There were only 8,000 cars in the U.S. , and only 144 miles of paved roads. The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph. Alabama, Mississippi, Iowa, and Tennessee were each more Heavily populated than California. With a mere 1.4 million people, California was only the 21st Most populous state in the Union. The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower !! The average wage in the U.S. Was 22 Cents per hour. The average U.S. Worker made between $200 and $400 per year . A competent accountant
One Hand In My Poket
One Hot Time
One Hot Time My heart is racing the anticipation is building. I can’t wait any longer I have to have you. I’ve waited so long to feel your lips on mine to feel your body pressed against mine to feel as one as our passions rise. With every long, deep stroke you seem to make me want even more than what I thought. How can you make me wait for what I have waited for my entire life. You know I want you. You know I wanna fuck. Have your hard cock inside of me filling every inch pushing harder going farther than anyone has ever gone. Fingering my ass making me scream moaning louder wanting more and more. God how you love teasing me ! Make me cum Make me scream give me everything you’ve promised me. Fuck me harder spank my ass Fuck me baby I’m cumming fast. Fill me with your cum I’ll take it all in. The scratches on your back show just what you’ve done. They show everyone just how good you fuck. Now come back to bed baby I have somet
One Heart
One Hell Of A Weekend...
Well, Friday night I was supposed to meet 2 of my girlfriends at the bar. I remember having one beer and I remember them showing up, but that's all I remember. I left the bar at I don't even know what time, but I know it couldn't have been much after my buddies left, and I totaled my car. From what the police, I think, and the hospital said, I must have fallen asleep at the wheel, hit a tree, and went backwards into a ditch. I don't remember any of it, but if you were to see my car, I thank the Gods every day that I was able to walk away from the accident alive.
One Hard Hit
I was sent today one last warning about removing the "pornographic" material from my profile page or else I was going to be removed. With a lot of grief I had to remove all of my beautiful sexy PICTURES!!! It just baffles me how an adult site enforces censorship and plays the cynical moral game. To me is easy as this: if you don't like it, don't look at it. Carlos The Butt Man (aka) masterhead
The One Hundred @ Fourty Four Thousand>>that Our Lord Speeks Of Or The Bible Tells Of>
john seen all this > read >>The great wrath has come > all these things John seen >Four Angels standing at four coners >of the earth holding four winds of the eart> Wind shall not blow on seas, or the trees,>Tthen John seen an Angel asending from the east> Having the seal of the living God >John cried in loud voice to the four Angels to whom it was granted to harm the Earth @ the Seas.> Sayinhg : do not harm the earth , seas, and trees : Till we have sealed the servants of Our God on their foreheads >And John heard the number of those who were sealed> ONE Hundred And Forty Four thousand >Of all the Tribes of the children of Israel.> Of The Tribe of Judah :Twelve Thousand were sealed >>The Tribe of Reuben >Twelve Thousand, were sealed: The Tribe of Gad >: Twelve Thousand Were sealed,:>The Tribe of Ash'er ,:Twelve Thousand were sealed.:The Tribe of Naph'ta,li, :>Twelve Thousand were sealed,:>The Tribe of Manashe ,>Twelve Thousand were sealed,:The Tribe of Simeon, :>Twelve Thousand w
One Helluva Letter!!
Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one pissed off lady. "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan, across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11. I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere possession of which is a crime in Saudi Ara
One Hell Of A Week
Hello to all, I just wanted to say hello and let everyone know I am still around, this is the first time I have been on in a week, I had a death in the family, I moved out of the state, and just all sorts of shit going on. I am about to get settled in for a bit while I wait for a very important piece of mail. This mail I am waiting for decides my destiny, which I will not give up on, I have come a long ways and I will keep going. I think I broke my toe a bit ago lmao. it's throbbing every time my heart beats. I think it's funny too hahahahaha hehehehehe I know a majority that reads this is laughing their arse off. I honestly dont think it's broke but it's sore so I will be hopping around until it heals, yes I am a clutz. I do stupid shit like this some times but I dont get angry I laugh it off and go on about my day. Ok enough of my ramblings hope all is well, sorry I havent been around, I love you all my friends *hugs*
One Hell Of A Sexy Fubarian..
He's one of the sweetest guys I know. and he's in a contest. I love ya sweety :)
One Hott Afternoon By The Lake...
Even though summer is almost over..how crazy is that!? I had the chance to spend an afternoon at the lake..and ohhh, i'm so glad that i did!! It was sooo miserably hot out...even the tiny breeze from the lake felt great...and i got lots of pics from sitting there on the rocks. there's something about having a lil fun outdoors though. we were fairly secluded so snatched the oportunity to have some fun! that added thrill..mannn, what a rush...to think someone could catch us, or even just watch sneekily! mmmmm... i tell ya, if wasnt hot before...boy did things heat up once the swimsuit came off!!1 And YES! i got plenty of pictures of that for ya too! i put a peek pic in my photos area here (NSFW) but to see both full sets of pics, you'll have to check out my adult website!!! http://www.bbw-heaven.net/kaylee.htm hope to see you there!
One Hell Of A Pimp Out #1
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One Heck Of A Day
dragon boat races are done we have a time of 3 mins on first race 257 on second race we did a challange race and children aidscity local police staion and boys and girls club we place third on that one and last then we had to go back and race the consolation champship we one bronze witha time of 250 five hundred milters race then i find out some one stole my ditial camera what fun but all in all it was a great day got a brand new pair of sandals so i had a great day im sore and stiff now also wind and sun brunt ps sorry about spelling im just sore and tired had to be there for 5 am zzzzz
One Halloween
One Halloween One chilly, dark Halloween, I knew I was strong enough To stand before you and let you know How you could not hurt me. I hid behind my delusive costume Shivers running down my spine, But not from you. One chilly, dark Halloween, We stood before each other; The emptiness between us Pervaded into my heart, As you openly confessed to me The one thing I dreaded to hear Even though I already knew. One chilly, dark Halloween, She stood beside us too, So unknowing and so trusting, The way that I used to. I don't blame her in the least For 'twasn't very long ago When I stood in her shoes. One chilly, dark Halloween, I became numb inside. Either I had not heard it Or you never said goodbye. On that cold Halloween night I became strong enough to know My unflinching costume was no disguise.
One Horny Night
Dark passions arise evertime I look into your eyes, When I see that crazy grin beckoning to come over there, All I can do is gasp for air. Your love makes my whole body tremor, Causing my complexion to shimmer. Softly I speak your name, Praying this isn't another boyish game. For without you I'm not whole, Making me fall heart and soul, Helded in your strong arms, Sheltering me from all life's harms, Your body close to mine causes arousal. Hoping these moments never fizzle, I continue to work you till you sizzle. Gently I move my hands across your splendid chest so sweet, Softly carassing you to the soles of your feet. Then when I'm done, I go back to where I begun. Back to that cunning smile, That strectches for miles. Softly laying kisses on your face. You grab me in a hungry embrace, Longing to go inside me, I slow done to wait and see, You utter my name from your lips, And my tongue goes and takes a sip.
One Heart's Desire
One Heart's Desire 2007-05-24 03:19:59 The days turn to night The nights turn so grey The love that I have Is fading away Like a candle that burns Your love shined the way The darkness now falling I wish you would stay You're all that I want And that's all I can say Is it really the end Does it have to be this way Give me one more chance To show that I care Let me be the one That is always there Our love shined so bright That people all knew That the love that we shared Was so pure and so true Can I please be the one That you run to and say That everything is wrong And I save the day I'll take you away To a place you once knew Where your heart was so happy And our souls were not two May we come back together To living as one Our love will be shining As bright as the sun Our souls now rejoined For all eternity Two hearts beat as one It was our destiny
One Hot Momma
SHES BEEN TRYING TO LEVEL TODAY SHOW HER SOME LOVE One Hot Momma@ fubar
One Hot Momma
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One Heart
One Heart
One Hell Of A Rain Storm And More
came home for lunchbreak at 1:40 by 2:15 went back to work cause one hell of storm blew thru colorado and lost power at the house so i said hell with it went back to work to get there and find out no power there either.even had a hail storm that piled up along truck ramp enough hail to make snowballs out of.more crazy shit from colorado again.things back to normal now that i fixed the skirting around the trailor since assholes here dont know shit from a taco.oh well friends tc ttyl. joe
One Hell Of A Pimp Out #2
ONE HELL OF A PIMP OUT #2 THIS ONE IS FOR ALL THE ONES THAT ARE GOOD FRIENDS AND HELP OTHERS ON THE SITE AS WELL IF NOT FRIENDS WITH EM. GO ADD EM AND SHOW EM SOME LOVE WHO KNOWS YOU MIGHT GET THE SAME IN RETURN ************************* ABNORMAL BRAT@ fubar ************************* Rev. g00d@ fubar ************************* mpusarmy25@ fubar ************************* =(^_^)= ENGLA@ fubar ************************* mandy(Wreck of the Day)@ fubar ************************* MASTER XEROMANCER666*ACE CAFE DJ*@ fubar ************************* WolfEagle1499™@ fubar ************************* ~Fatal Desires~ Upper Echelon of The House of Angels & Saints~RLGF to IronHard~@ fubar ************************* NOW GO SHOW ME SOME LOVE, AND MAKE YA SOME NEW FRIENDS!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ THIS PIMP OUT IS MADE BY:
One Hell Of A Suprise
this past weekend i was working at the mall as usual but the marketing director told me she needed some assistance and to follow her so i did. upon arriving to the destination we were to be at i noticed this big black muscular man sitting on a bit chair in the lobby of the tv station in the mall. the man looked very familar so i got courious and went over to say he looked like someone i knew and to my suprise it turned out to be Booker T Cox a former wwe wrestler who i grew up just a few miles from in houston.well as it turned out i was to be Bookers escort to his vehicle and i thought it was pretty cool after we get to the car Booker's publicist gave me two tickets to the wrestling event so i took my son who is 5 but he loves wrestling just as much as his old man lol we had the best time of our lives and we even got to go back in the back to meet all the wrestlers so it was a night to remember for both of us thanks to Booker T
One Happiness In Life
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One Hell Of A Hello....lol
now this is a msg i got today...not sure if its meant to be flattering or not....but i hit ignore anyway...seriously some ppl have no idea do they....but as pathetic as it is i had a good laugh....have a great day e1... hello i think you are beautiful i like you if you want to see my dick add me your yahooo messenger ugurtonyali@yahoo.com we can do cybersex
One Hell Of A Weekend
"I can eat u for hours." Reading it on yahoo made me instantly wet, anxious to find out what a multi-hour oral sex session would feel like. I had been talking to him for mere hours, but felt instant attraction to his openness, and hell, let's not lie, to his way with dirty words. "When can we meet.." It seemed a little bold for me to start out that way, but there was a fire between my legs dying for a tongue to put it out, or make it burn even hotter. I didn't care.. it was 1 am and I was horny as hell. When he answered with "tomorrow," I felt my answer in the surge of hot blood that ended somewhere in my vagina. That answer was one loud 'yes!' The next day, I watched the clock drip minutes as it got closer to 5:30. I thought answering the door naked would really give the neighbors something to talk about, so instead I decided on my full length robe, which completely covered my short black silk nightie, incomplete because I chose to forgo the matching panties. I heard
One Hotttt Woman!!!!!!!!!!!
Check out a great friend of ours, you will not be disappointed in this wonderful woman. She is a KNOCK OUT with a brain that would make "some" look dumb. LOLOL Check her out and tell her Southern Couple sent you, show her the love she deserves. (Also you can drool over her GREAT pictures.) Mia - The Inked Slut@ fubar
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One Hell Of An Amazing Day!!
Today was one of those days that is well beyond words. It was one of those days that you just had to be there to experience what is running though my mind and my heart. Today was the first time that I had seen Krisi face to face. I have told her time and time again that she is beautiful and from reading her blog about today she was worried about whether or not she would be what I was expecting or not. Well, SHE IS MUCH MORE than what I was expecting. The only thing I can say about today is WOW!!! She truly is an amazing person. She is far more beautiful that she could ever possibly imagine. Her eyes, oh my god, her eyes are amazing. I have never been so captivated in my life. I am still mesmerized just thinking about it. The taste of her kiss, as sweet as honey. The feel of her touch, as soft as a rose petal. The sound of her heartbeat, like the silent hum of a hummingbird's wings. Her hair, like millions of strands of golden silk. Take all these things and roll it into one and the
One Hot Summer Day
The sun hung in the sky like a huge golden orb. The breeze was just gentle enough to rock my hammock slightly beneath the two huge oak trees that gave me precious shade. Relaxed I let myself drift with the hammock. Truth is, I was picturing myself naked. Slick with desire for my current lover Dave. He was between my wide spread creamy thighs, pushed in as deep as possible our groins rubbing against each other as he took us both to a massive climax. Hey! I was bored and horny. A girl has to get her jollies where she can and when she can. My lover was working twelve-hour days I had needs and those needs were crying out for attention. My one hand slid down my sweat-slicked body, the other hand remained to tease and pull at my nipples. Nipples that perked up at the almost painful attention I was giving them. My other hand slid into my shorts and deep into my rapidly wetting pussy. Just as I felt the tightening of muscles that comes just before bliss, I heard Dave call my name.
One Hot Georgia Night
Linda lives with trucker name Billy in small town Georgia. It was another hot and sticky Georgia summer night. Even as she was walking out of cool shower , she can feel the small beeds of sweat on her naked body already. As she stood front of bathroom counter and drying her hair with a towel , someone jumped in and blind folded her !! Her heart dropped and she wanted to scream , but somehow she couldn't !! She can feel the hot breath blowing on her neck as this person was breathing hard. The tingling sensation went through her whole body as she felt someones bulging manhood pressing against her ass !! Her mind racing through her head 'is this Billy ? but he is on the road for two more days.Who is this?? OMG !! I feel so shame.......so dirty !!'While her mind was wondering she felt the tip of his tongue gently licking her neck. She wanted to scream out "Stop!!" but all she could do was just stand there. As his toungue sliding towards her ear , her heart was beathing like Georgia thunder
One Hell Of A Week
WELL THIS WEEK HAS JUST BEEN HELL SO FAR...CAN'T SLEEP FOR NOTHING AND ALL THE VOICES WANT TO COME OUT AND PLAY...SOME I CAN HANDLE BUT SOME GET REALLY BAD...I HAVE ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH THIS WEEK AND IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY (WELL WORSE..LOL)...THERE'S TIMES WHEN I JUST WANT TO GLUE MY EYELIDS SHUT TO GET SOME SLEEP THEN THERE'S TIMES I JUST WANT TO SIT IN THE CORNER WITH A KNIFE AND DARE ANYONE TO COME NEAR ME...IT'S NOT ALL BAD REALLY...I'VE HAD BIPOLAR SINCE I WAS 8 OR 9 SO I'M KINDA USED TO THE STUFF THAT GOES ON BUT WHEN MEMBERS OF YOUR FAMILY OR A FRIEND IS SICK OR DYING THINGS COME UP WORSE AND ARE REALLY SCAREY...THE GOOD THING ABOUT IT IS THAT IF FAMILY MEMBERS WORSEN I'M ALWAYS UP AND READY TO GO AND I'M MORE FOCUSED...I KNOW IT'S CRAZY AND I KNOW I'M JUST RAMBLING...ACTUALLY JUST LETTING MY FINGERS TYPE..SO IF THIS MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL SORRY...WELL I'M GONNA GET OFF THIS BLOG CAUSE I COULD GO ON FOR DAYS AND BORE THE CRAP OUT OF YA...LATER
One Hell Of A Typo
One Hour Of Love!
        One hour of love!     I am back, if anyone missed me lol and I am trying to get closer to Oracle. My HappyHour will start tomorrow, Friday @ 12P.M. Fubar time. I will also run an auto-11. So come show me a bit of love pls!!! Missed all my friends. Special thanks to a special and very dear friend,Guidomedic! Guidomedic ~ Seeking Every Part of You ~@ fubar Go show him love too,pls! Come push my buttons lol        
One Hit Wonders- May 2nd
    Are you a One Hit Wonder fanatic?          Then come to Devils Playground           May 2nd           8pm-2am      Come in early grab your seat b4 it gets packed          Click on the pic              
One Hot Momma(my Mom)
http://www.fubar.com/user/395275One Hot MommaMy Mom needs to level lets show her some love!!!
One Heart
It’s like standing in the middle of a field with no trees no animals no one Though the grass is green and lush Though the sky is blue the air is warm smelling of sweet scents and life is good It’s empty hollow every sound I make echoes off invisible walls It’s lonely here lonely without you it only takes one person to fill this vast space one body to warm the coldest nights one pair of eyes and hands to remind me it’s all ok it’s ok to be alone it’s ok to cry It only takes one heart to fill this space with joy as long as that heart is yours love only if it’s yours
One Half Of The Battle
Look away from me, you don't want to seeAnd so you try to forget, your own insanityBut now I watch you bleed and now I watch you dieBut for the pain that you feel, not a tear I will cryLook away from me, you don't want to seeAnd so you try to forget, your own insanityBut now I watch you bleed and now I watch you dieBut for the pain that you feel, not a tear I will cryWhen I was sixteen, I remember that timeWhen we fell so deep in love and dedicated our livesTo each other cause we both really had nobody elseWe had some crazy fucked up lives but somehow we always dealtWe'd take exacto blades and slice our tongues into threesSixty-Nine each other under trees in the local cemeteryBut mommy she fuckin' hated him so muchSo he'd sneak in through my window every night so we could fuckAnd take two tabs of acid in the name of Charles MansonGave a toast to G.G. Alin, slammed some Beam, then I started dancingBeneath the black light with the love of my lifeAnd I kept telling myself, that bitch is g
One Hour Countdown
i am leaving, i have had enough of the cheating fucking lying filthy whores in this place. one hour starts now, if anybody wants anything out of my pics etc/ now is the time.
One Hell Of A Year We Say Iu Was The Place To Be In 2008
After watching him cover the youth beat for the 2008 election, few would have initially expected Luke Russert, son of the great late Tim Russert, to end up broadcasting on Election Day from the Indiana Memorial Union. It was certainly a welcome respite given that, for far too long, most of the media attention received by the University was focused on the NCAA violations of Kelvin Sampson. Coming here certainly seemed like a good call for Russert. The presidential race in Indiana was decided by some 26,000 votes – a number smaller than the enrollment at IU. Given the drastic turnout on this campus, we might very well have been a deciding factor in which way Indiana’s 11 electoral votes swung. This year has certainly been an exciting year for IU students to make and witness history. We were visited by everyone from Feist to Bill Clinton. John Edwards broke his media silence in the IU Auditorium. The president-elect himself, Barack Obama, dropped in on the Little 500 women
One Hell Of A Ride
Well I quit SER today....had to be the hardest thing I have done in a long time. I was with that lounge from the beginning, when the only concern was fun and anarchy, when torturing listeners, booting emo ppl and telling it like it was reigned supreme. IT WAS A FUKKIN RIOT lmao. Times change though and ultimately ppl do, your listeners change, your lounge members change, staff changes, and ultimately so does your shows, and ultimately fun is replaced with boredom and loathing.....I love Djing, I love making ppl laugh and smile, and I lost that love somewhere along the way....so time to hang up the mic and headphones for a while....time to leave SER while I still have the good memories....SER is my family, always will be....but just cant be part of it anymore
One Hell Of A Fight
Life, What does it all mean? Mine is all to real, praying for a dream? One struggle after another. When is it enough? Fighting back the tears. Holding in the hurt can be rough. Wearing a smile, while dying inside. But, I will keep doing so, regardless of the pain. This is my life, not a game. I have come to far, to cave in now. I will make it through, I always do somehow. My will to survive, runs deeper than myself. It dwells within me, I need it's help. Without it, I would be lost. Not knowing where to go, which bridge to cross. I'm speaking to you life, and I mean every word. Try me, I dare you. A challenge is preferred. I have passed every test, you have thrown my way. I will continue to do so, Until my dying day. What was that, you say? I'm dying tonight. Well I'm in your face, screaming. You're in for a Hell of a fight.
One "holy Shit" Moment After Another... But In A Good Way
This day has been filled with one "Holy Shit!!!" moment after another... and only in the very best of ways.   Seriously, numerous times today, I've been so pleasantly surprised that I've exclaimed, "HOLY SHIT!".   I wish more days were like today, but then again, if more days were I'd be unable to appreciate them quite as much and I'd be exhausted and catatonic from trying to keep up. So, I guess, maybe it's best that days this good aren't the norm.     Mistress Genevievehttp://www.msgenevieve.com/http://www.clips4sale.com/studio/4083/http://www.niteflirt.com/mistressgenevieve/ http://www.zazzle.com/msgenevievehttp://groups.yahoo.com/group/mistressgenevievesslaves/
One "holy Shit" Moment After Another... But In A Good Way
This day has been filled with one "Holy Shit!!!" moment after another... and only in the very best of ways.   Seriously, numerous times today, I've been so pleasantly surprised that I've exclaimed, "HOLY SHIT!".   I wish more days were like today, but then again, if more days were I'd be unable to appreciate them quite as much and I'd be exhausted and catatonic from trying to keep up. So, I guess, maybe it's best that days this good aren't the norm.     Mistress Genevievehttp://www.msgenevieve.com/http://www.clips4sale.com/studio/4083/http://www.niteflirt.com/mistressgenevieve/ http://www.zazzle.com/msgenevievehttp://groups.yahoo.com/group/mistressgenevievesslaves/
One "holy Shit" Moment After Another... But In A Good Way
This day has been filled with one "Holy Shit!!!" moment after another... and only in the very best of ways.   Seriously, numerous times today, I've been so pleasantly surprised that I've exclaimed, "HOLY SHIT!".   I wish more days were like today, but then again, if more days were I'd be unable to appreciate them quite as much and I'd be exhausted and catatonic from trying to keep up. So, I guess, maybe it's best that days this good aren't the norm.     Mistress Genevievehttp://www.msgenevieve.com/http://www.clips4sale.com/studio/4083/http://www.niteflirt.com/mistressgenevieve/ http://www.zazzle.com/msgenevievehttp://groups.yahoo.com/group/mistressgenevievesslaves/
One In Our Heart
I am wondering what have I done so wrong My life is a shambles and I am a wreck I am sad to think there may be no love out there for me yet With hope in my mind My beauty is in here My heart can find joy Knowing that man that I long for is near I ask myself will I ever be loved I close my eyes and dream a beautiful dream A strong hand touches me My heart flutters He looks in my eyes Tells me he can see my soul I know you are the one I have been told The man tells me he was sad Not knowing if his true love was near Without any guidance I pull him close I whisper in his ear You are the man I waited for all these years Take me away So we will not part We have become one in our heart
One In The Same
One in the Same He sits alone wondering if there’s a reason; wondering if there’s a point to this life though he seems unable to even want to die. Thoughts leave soon as they arrive, and feelings fade as quickly as they arise. The world is clouded with a mist of seemingly nothingness. She sits alone wondering why she’s broken. Why her happiness seems to make her cry. Wondering why she still wants to die, longing to run the blade across her flesh and feel the blood rush through her veins and leave her withered and as dead as she feels inside. Why they won’t just let her be she does not know, and he wonders why she doesn’t see she’s lucky to have anyone care enough to ask. Two alike, but sitting in separate rooms with a routine death. It’s like watching his past played in the mirror before him as he watches her pain and the way she slowly dies. Savor the pain while it lasts. In time a numb ness will take over and a fear of feeling will grow inside. Take the pain as a blessing
The One I Love
THE ONE I LOVE Current mood: touched Category: Romance and Relationships Fills my life with SWEETNESS That I've never known before, Brings me so much HAPPINESS, I couldn't ask for more. Makes me feel so special When we're sharing HEART TO HEART, Gives me TENDER THOUGHTS to keep for times When we're apart... UNDERSTANDS and helps me When there's something On my mind, Shares the fun and FRIENDSHIP That I always hoped I'd find, Believes with me And Plans with me... Our dreams are made for two And changed my world forever With the three words I LOVE YOU
One I Call My Love
I'll give you my heart, I'll open it up will you listen to it's small still voice? For soft and quite my heart doe's speak to the one I call my love. Did you hear it dear? Did you listen well? Did you understand what it said? For deep is the Love it speak's to you, "Deep as the Rose is Red" So take my heart and treat it well and forever in this life, come walk with me your hand in mine, the one I call my love.
The One I Call My Love
I'll give you my heart, I'll open it up will you listen to it's small still voice? For soft and quite my heart doe's speak to the one I call my love. Did you hear it dear? Did you listen well? Did you understand what it said? For deep is the Love it speak's to you, "Deep as the Rose is Red" So take my heart and treat it well and forever in this life, come walk with me your hand in mine, the one I call my love.
One In A Million (bosson)
One I Posted In The Bulletin (contests)
I dont normally say anything but I am fed up with all this bitching about these contests......if you dont like how they are run and how people vote for them then just dont enter or say anything.....who gives a flying F*** who enters or not if they are having fun with the contests well good luck to all that enters if not keep your opinions to yourselves. Thats all from me good luck in all the contests
One I Wrote The Other Night .... Posting It Because I Like It
Powerless trapped in the gaze Miss Kryptonite has me in a daze Honey eyes the ensnare the soul Pulling me in deeper lost in the whole Unable to hide, Unable to run She holds me captive, this could be fun Beware the blonde with eyes so deep Her beauty makes the angels weep And no one can resist her charms I will be lost when once in her arms Pray for me and what may be So in time we will see what we see By R. Thomas Dinsmore
The One I Love
Dedicated to the one I love. He Seduces Me Hand In Hand After We Make Love He's my Dream Lover Only You Have my Endless Love. Thank you for being there when I need you. Always giving me a helping hand and giving me support and courage to try new things. I love you ~Frogmother~
One In A Million?
HowManyOfMe.comThere are:0people with my namein the U.S.A. haha told you i was one in a million apparently im one of a kind heheHow many have your name?
The One I Want To Love
You are the one I want to love, The person God sent from above. You came to me when I was down, Now I'm wondering if you still want me around. These feelings I have are so strong, Please tell me if I'm wrong. Do you want me? Please make me see... I want this to last, I want this to be. How can I find the words to make you see, I want to love you and I want you to love me. You are my everything, my morning, noon and night, The thought of you makes my face all bright. I lie awake at night and think, Your touch, your kiss makes my heart sink. I want you more and more every day, I want you more and more in every way. You bring the best out of me, That everyone around can see. You make me a person I want to be. I wish you could know, I wish you could see, How much you mean to me. I want to love you, And hope you want to love me, too.
The One I Dream I Love
I listen quietly to you Letting your kind voice roll around softly Around in my ears As you would a sweet taste In your mouth But the experience is Unlike any other My mind gently wonders To thoughts from times before When we were together I long for those days again Then as I lay my head down I dream of you And I know That I must smile as I sleep
One In A Million--this Will Offend Many People And U Know What? I Really Could Give A Fuck. Its A Song, And Respect My Freedom To Play It.
Guess I needed Sometime to get away I needed some peace of mind Some peace of mind that'll stay So I thumbed it Down to sixth and L.A. Maybe your greyhound Could be my way Police and niggers That's right Get out of my way Don't need to buy none of your Goldchains today I don't need no bracelets Clamped in front of my back Just need my ticket till then Won't you cut me some slack Chorus: You're one in a million Yeah, that's what you are You're one in a million, babe You are a shooting star Maybe someday we'll see you Before you make us cry You know we tried to reach you But you were much to high Much to high Much to high Much to high Immigrants and faggots They make no sense to me They come to our country And think they'll do as they please Like start some mini Iran Or spread some fucking disease They talk so many goddamn ways It's all greek to me Well some say I'm lazy And others say that's just me Some
One In A Million-guns N Roses
One I Wrote A Few Years Ago
For Joy And Holiday Cheer It is the season for joy and holiday cheer Too bad we don't make it last through the year to hold everyday as a gift to be shared to act out of a desire to just show we cared to hold our fellows in high esteem is it too much of an unreachable dream if we all did a just deed everyday perhaps the feeling would not go away it could live on in hearts and carry us through we might find the joy of living each day anew to go through it all with a feeling of peace maybe then it would grow and hostilities cease this could grow into a world wide thing and just maybe the event could take out the sting of all the past hatred and all of the wrongs we could live in the miracle and reflect in the songs this season of joy and holiday cheer was truly meant to last through the year By R. Thomas Dinsmore
The One I Love
How can I show you The one I love How much I really care You're there for me When I need you most With lots of love to share You always brighten Up my day Every time you're near. Because of you, The one I love, My worries disappear
One In Eight Of Iraqis Have Left Their Homes -- Over 2 Million People Have Fled Bush's War For Oil
One in eight of Iraqis have left their homes --UN makes $60m Iraq refugee appeal 09 Jan 2007 The United Nations' refugee body has appealed for $60m (£30.8m, 45m euros) in emergency aid for those fleeing violence in Iraq. One in eight of Iraqis have left their homes, with up to 50,000 people leaving each month, the UNHCR said. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6243335.stm
The One I Adore
The one I adore ( inspiration) Current mood: happy I got this feeling I felt once before It's got me believing Loves knocking on my door Open my eyes to what I'm seeing From a heart once tore It's you that has my heart beating and I want more Take a step into my heart Take a jump into my life and take my breath away Take a walk into my dreams Take a leap into my arms and take my breath away I got this emotion I felt once before It caused me so much commotion and now I'm fighting for I want your heart and devotion This feeling I cant ignore So bring yourself in my direction because I want more Take a step into my heart Take a jump into my life and take my breath away Take a walk into my dreams Take a leap into my arms and take my breath away I finally found my happiness Because of you I'm believing I'm no longer feeling bitterness It's you that I am adoring Inside I'm feeling completeness With you it's a new awakening In your arms c
The One I Would Love To Be With
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed anywhere at anytime I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss... I'm the girl who you can talk to you about anything... I'm the girl who laughs at your jokes... I'm the girl who will have many inside jokes with you and remember each one... I'm the girl who will brag about you to all of my friends... I'm the girl who loves it when you put your arms around my waist .. I'm the girl who will listen to you talk... I'm the girl who loves when you hug me for no apparent reason... I'm the girl who loves it when you hug me from behind or kiss me on the forehead.. I'm the girl who loves you for you; and doesn't care what other people say about us... I'm the girl who loves it when you introduce me to your friends as your girlfriend/wife...
The One I Love The Most
The one I love the most! There is a letter in my pocket, I don’t know where to send... Telling someone that I love, I won’t be back again... But who will I address it to, Who’ll read the words I wrote... The one I loved the longest, Or the one I love the most... One has stood by me, In the good times and the bad... One has brought out feelings, I never knew I had... Ones and burning ember, The others fire and smoke... The one I loved the longest, Or the one I love the most... You can’t stand at a crossroad’s, You’ve got to move along... I know either way I turn, I’ll do something wrong... So who do I hold onto, And who do I let go??? The one I loved the longest, Or the one I love the most???
The One I Love
The One I Love I am bored and restless and decide I should go out and have a bit of fun. I am driving down the street and see a club so I decide to pull in and check it out. I enter the club and sit down and order a drink, Out of the corner of my eye something catches my attention. The most beautiful women in the world is standing not but 10 feet away from me. My eyes are locked on you in a longing gaze. You are on stage dancing and you notice me starring at you. You smile back and give me a wink, I blush as I am very shy. After your performance is done I see you walking in my direction, my heart beats faster I feel butterflies in my stomach. You sit down beside me on the bench and smiles and introduces yourself as Angel, I nervously reply “Hi I’m Scott nice to meet you” You smile back and asks if I would go for a dance, I say Yes I would love that. We head to the booth and we both sit down. We talk and hang out for a while and then it’s time for me to go. You say my shift is
One If By Land Two If By Sea
One if by land two if by sea Communication was the key Put a candle in the window if your thinking of me Warming my heart from the distance. I said I would do the same and I meant it. For I will be home in time, and our light can combine Scott baker
One In A Million
The One I Needed.....
Have you ever started likin someone only to find out they want nothing to do with you? I have and let me tell you sittin here heartbroken sucks, I had a wonderful time with him. He held me and talked to me so sweet and just looking into his eyes made me realize that I didn't need to wait to see heaven all I had to do was look nto his eyes. I saw everything I wanted to see in this mans eyes. Needless to say, I thought he was someone he wasn't and it all turned around to slap me in the face. All I want is for him to hold me and look at me with those amazing eyes again. I know it will never happen and he can't have a relationship. because he can't trust. But I know that if I hold on then It will only get worse on my part. So I am letting go of you, I am sorry it has to be this way, I will miss the eyes that once held me captive, I will miss the touch that made me weak with desire....and I will definatly miss the passion.....To you, you were all I could ever want......the way you touched m
One In This World
I've been searching for A heart that needs a heart like mine I've been reaching for A hand that understands I've been waiting for Someone that I can love That loves me Loves me for the one that I am Someone to hold me when I'm lonely Someone to keep the rain away They say They say [Chorus] There's one in this world for everyone One heart One soul to walk beside you One in this life to share your love One touch To touch the heart inside you Wanna reach for each night Wanna trust with your life That's what I believe You're the one The one in this world for me I've been praying that Someone like you would rescue me I've been hoping that I'll find my way to you I've been dreaming that Somehow I'll finally find somebody Somebody to make my dreams come true Someone to hold me when I'm lonely Someone to give my whole world to They say They say [Chorus] Somebody to hold me when I'm lonely Someone to tell my secrets to Someone who's living for m
One In The Glass
When you get what you want in your struggle For self, and the world makes you King for A day, just go to a mirror and look at yourself And see what that one just has to say. For it isn't your Father or Mother, or Wife, Who judgment upon you must pass, The person whose verdict counts most in you're life Is the one staring back from the glass. It's the person to please, never mind all the rest, For s/he's with you to clear up to the end, And you've passed your most dangerous, difficult Test if the one in the glass is your friend. You may be like Jack Hornor and "chisel" A plum, and think your a wonderful gal/guy But the one in the glass say's you're only a bum If you can't look 'im straight in the eye. You can fool the whole world down the Pathway of years and get pats on the Back as you pass but your final reward will be Heartaches and tears, if you've cheated The one in the glass...
The One I Gave My Heart To
How Could The One I Gave My Heart To, Break My Heart So Bad? How Could The One Who Made Me Happy, Make Me Feel So Sad? Wont Somebody Tell Me? So I Can Understand. If You Love Me, How Could You Hurt Me Like That? How Could The One I Gave My World To, Throw My World Away? How Could The One Who Said I Love You, Say The Things You Say? How Could The One I Was So True Too, Just Tell Me Lies? How Could The One I Gave My Heart To, Break This Heart Of Mine? Tell Me........ How Could You Be So Cold To Me? When I Gave You Everything. All My Love, All I Had Inside. How Could you Just Walk Out The Door? How Could You Not Love Me Anymore? I Thought We Had Forever. I Cant Understand. How Could The One I Shared My Dreams With, Take My Dreams From me? How Could The Love That Brought Such Pleasure, Bring Such Misery? Wont Somebody Tell Me? Somebody Tell Me Please. If You Love Me, How Could You Do That To Me? Tell Me........
One In A Million
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The One I Want I Think I Need
I want to write A song to sing For my heart is lonely I want to write Of love tonight For the night is cold I want to write To him tonight 'Cause he is on my mind The one I want I think need The one who inspires Me to sing The one I want I think I need Is you whom I am holding I want to see That boy again For he has left me I wnt to see Flowers in Spring Just because they warm me I want to see To see again With eyes as fresh as his The one I want I think I need The one who inspired Me to sing The one I want I think I need Is you whom I am mourning I want to know He is well Better than he was here I want to know To see him there So I can Hold and Breathe him I want to know To put my heart at ease It keeps me awake at night The one I want I think I need The one I hear singing The one I want I think I need The one who Holds me to him I want to wake To feel again The pain of losing him I want to wake The child grows I do not want to h
One Image The Cause?
Holy crap that is astounding, just from that one image huh? well shoot me in the knee and call me minced meat. woah... okay that was awkward this Jive Kitten is giddy though thanks alot you guys!
The One I Love
Sweet and nice, As the person I can be I often wonder, Do you really love me? I know sometimes The things I do, May seem so cruel. But, I want you to know, That my love for you is true! Watching the sunset, I saw a dove. Then I realized, That I am in love!
One In A Million
rics by Aaliyah. Love it babe. Love it babe. (repeat) Baby you don't know,what you do to me. Between me and you, I feel a chemistry. Won't let noone come and take your place. Cause the love you give can't be replaced. See noone else love me like you do. That's why I want to spend my life with you. Wanna please you in anyway I can. Wanna share my world don't you understand. *Your love is a one in a million it goes on and on and on you give me a really good feelin all day long. Your love is a one in a million it goes on and on and on you give me a really good feelin all day long.* Turn me inside out make my heart speak. Don't want nobody else you are all I need. Personality(ty) in everything you do(do) Makes me love everything bout you. [ One In A Million lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ] Your smile your style so fly I can't deny I got a crush on you and that's true indeed. I'm diggin you your makin me believe. *Your love is a one in a mi
One In A Million
A guy who lives at Lake Conroe (50 miles north of Houston ) saw a ball bouncing around kind of strange in the lake and went to investigate. It turned out to be a big catfish who had obviously tried to swallow a basketball which became stuck in its mouth!! The fish was totally exhausted from trying to dive, but unable to because the ball would always bring him back up to the surface. The guy tried numerous times to get the ball out, but was unsuccessful. He finally had his wife cut the ball in order to deflate it and release the hungry catfish. You probably wouldn't have believed this, if you hadn't seen the following pictures... -------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- Be kinder than necessary. 'Cause everyone you meet is fighting some kind
One I Made Awhile Ago
The One I Love...
One Intimate Moment
One Intimate Moment Silence Complete Darkness I sit listening, but there isn't a sound Nothing from you Nothing from the world around us I reach over and touch you You are cold to the touch I gently caress you trying to warm you up I slowly slide my hand up your body Feeling the smoothness under my fingertips You remain still and quiet Completely Dark and Silent I slowly move my fingers onward Until I reach your curves I gently rub my fingers on them You still do not make a sound My hands tremble I take a deep breath and listen The silence and dark remain I close my eyes, but the view does not change I open them back up and slowly start pressing You finally make a sound Your scream is quick but loud My hands fall off of you And here we lie and will remain In Complete Darkness
One It's Upto You
One song can spark a moment, One flower can wake the dream. One tree can start a forest, One bird can herald spring. One smile begins a friendship, One handclasp lifts a soul. One star can guide a ship at sea, One word can frame the goal. One vote can change a nation, One sunbeam lights a room. One candle wipes out darkness, One laugh will conquer gloom. One step must start each journey, One word must start each prayer. One hope will raise our spirits, One touch can show you care. One voice can speak with wisdom, One life can make the difference, You see, its up to you!
One Is The Lonliest
How can I feel so alone when I have someone that makes my heart pound and rush whenever I look at them or think of them. I am feeling self pity right now not knowing where I am going to stay when I go back to the states. I feel so confused and so alone. Maybe one day I will have a place to call 'home' again. Right now I feel like a ping pong ball that keeps getting bounced off the table. Next week I am getting a new tattoo with the word strength written in Japanese Kanji on my back. Perhaps if I believe in something strong enough it will give me strength.
One I Like(not Mine)
So many thoughts, I don't know where to begin, I'll start from my heart, and what I feel within. I still have feelings, which haven't changed, because when you left me my life was re-arranged. I used to cry so many times a day, but lately those tears have been fading away. I am hoping that my brighter day soon will come, and maybe, just maybe, I'll find that special someone. I will find someone who's right for me, who loves me and lets me be all I can be. Yet the thought of you and him, is tearing me apart, because you will always have a special place in my broken heart. Do I still love you? Yes, I do, but another part of me is getting over you. I never thought I would say this, but I simply have to confess, with each and every day that goes by, I love you less and less. I just wanted to be with you, but now you're gone, and the time has come for me to move on. You meant so much to me, in fact, you still do, from the bottom of my
The One I Love- David Gray
Gonna close my eyes Girl and watch you go Running through this life darling Like a field of snow As the tracer glides In its graceful arc Send a little prayer out to ya Across the falling dark Tell the repo man And the stars above You're the one I love Perfect summers night Not a wind that breathes Just the bullets whispering gentle Amongst the new green leaves There's things I might have said Only wish I could Now I'm leaking life faster Than I'm leaking blood Tell the repo man And the stars above You're the one I love You're the one I love The one I love Don't see Elysium Don't see no fiery hell Just the lights up bright baby In the bay hotel Next wave coming in Like an ocean roar Won't you take my hand darling On that old dancefloor We can twist and shout Do the turtle dove And you're the one I love You're the one I love The one I love
The One I Adore
i am nervous and i'm scared. I am excited and overwhelmed and my face hurts from smiling. He makes my heart sing and soar...his words are sweet and gooey as they melt over my soul and I delight feeling the warmth of the words i have dreamed of hearing all my life. I wanna run to him.. because we seem so meant to be.... and i just have to ask him " what took you so long to find me?"... yet i'm not alone he shares this sentiment. Hearts will break and ache and wither to peices, but with the grace of the gods it won't be ours as we love and we grow and we shine with hearts intertwined and combine all of our dreams.. until the identity we once knew alone becomes meshed with one another and we search not a beginning or an end... it's just my ear to his chest and the beat of his heart.... his hand in mine...and te smile in our eyes. could the quest really be over?....... could my "unicorn" really be here before me... and i can finally sigh in relief and satisfaction? i definately adore
The One I Love And Care Alot About
she knows who she is i love her i don't know why i do but i do i would do almost anything for her.even though she's played head games with me i still want her i know what you ppl think i'm a loser yeah what ever but i just wish she would figure out where she's going in life. if your reading this i love you and to those who don't know who she is well u'll have to find out on your own.any ways i'm just writing out my feelings and i don't wanna give up i'm a fighter and refuse to lose i may not be the best looking guy or the closest but i feel that it could work out i just think your scared because i know what i want and ur not ready for commitment.i'm willing to wait and take it one step at a time but i know u don't want me but i want you and only you. Baby ur the only one for me i really really wish ud think about comming back to me but i don't think you will i was happy with you and felt that it was going well. I CARE ABOUT YOU MORE THAN YOU REALLY KNOW I JUST WON'T TELL U
One Is The Lonlines Number You,ll Ever Do >>
this is what the song says . I guess so, cause ive done one a many a yr and counting. Hugs diana
A One In A Million You
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One Is The Sun
One Is The Sun Everchanging Tides Kristine Robin Kristine Robin is donating 50% of profits from album sales generated through this video to support causes which benefit humanity and the planet To help, just enter "Earth " in the donation code box when placing orders, or call 1-800-399-2102 to order.
The One I Love
Since the last time i saw your pretty face, Ive been here without you and it hurts, All the miles seem to be seperated but, I hope it get better as I go, just better, Although tonight it just gets harder, And I cant take away the love or pain, And I know thats its just me here Alone, These are the times i am so broken and hurt, It seems love does'nt want to be a friend of mine, So ill just lay here trying to forget but cant, Because loving you was so fine, And all I can pray for is better love, But for now I cant get a grip on it, I just want the one im in love with. (Blackrose)
The One I Want
You have found a way into my heart and showed me that there really might be a guy out there who will accept me for me and my daughter. Sure you may be a little older then me but to me age is just a number. Plus you know what Im going through. You totally understand me and make me feel special. There is only one other guy who can do that and you know he is just a friend who is very dear to me. I know its too early to know if this is going to turn into something more or if we are just going to stay really good friends. But you have already helped me through a lot and kept me from sinking back into my depression. I know you would never try taking the ones who are closest to me away even though one of them is a guy. You want to help me through the tough times and never ask for anything in return. You treat me like a real woman and let me be myself. He may have a special place in my heart but I think I have made it pretty clear that you are the one I want. You are the one I wake up h
The One I Love
The One I Love Written By Melissa Kenyon 2000 The tears you made me cry The pain I have felt inside You’ll cry those tears And feel that pain Because of that I’ll never be the same I have found you God His son Jesus has opened my eyes The Holy Spirit has filled me up I can only pray that the happiness that I once felt comes back to me And the pain I’ve known I will never see I thought I loved you But it was only the Demons They want me to feel that pain The death and destruction But I won’t let myself feel like that ever again Chorus Not me no way I love God and only God He is our savior He is our father He is the one I love I’m going to be someone you don’t want me to be I’m going to fight you all the way And as I do that I’ll pray Pray to you God your Son and the Holy Spirit That brings us life But you the Devil brings us death I feel sorry for you No one loves you They just think they do Because you make the
One In A Million You, Larry Graham
Love had played its games on me so long I started to believe I'd never find anyone Doubt had tried to convince me to give in, said, "You can't win" But one day the sun came a shinin· through The rain had stopped and the skies were blue And oh, what a revelation to see Someone was saying "I love you" to me A one in a million chance of a lifetime And life showed compassion And sent to me a stroke of love called "You" A one in a million you I was a lonely man with empty arms to fill Then I found a piece of happiness to call my own And life is worth livin·again For to love you to me is to live A one in a million chance of a lifetime And life showed compassion And sent to me a stroke of love called "You" A one in a million you A one in a million chance of a lifetime And life showed compassion And sent to me a stroke of love called "You" One in a million you A one in a million you
One I Wrote Last Year.
All Alone I sit here all alone, in the darkness of the night. Wondering what I can do, to make everything all right. I question what went wrong, with all the things we used to do. Unsure of where or when, things began to come unglued. The sound of your voice, was sweet music to my soul. Now everything is gone, so bleak and so cold. I sit here all alone, in the darkness of the night. So damn afraid, I can't make things right. Written By Raven 2007
The One I Love
I have met some really great people here at FUBAR. In fact,I fell in love with someone here too. I am very proud to be a part of her life and have her be a part of mine and the day is getting ever closer for us to hold one another. So as you all stop by to visit me, please be sure to stop by and say hello to the woman I am deeply in love with. Rhonda (AKA MsRain), is one great woman. So stop by and get to know her as well, you will be glad you did too. I love you, Rhonda... MsRain ~R/L and Fubar taken by Mr Hott~ Read Military Support Blog~@ fubar
The One I Miss
One I've Written
what length of time has transpired what insight is gained? only that i envy you who never wondered too much the more i witness, the more information i have: the less i feel is understood i'm desperate for some underlaying truth to calm me give me peace gnawing implications terrify me to believe there is none how cruel to let me think there had to be? again i find myself being lowered more and more steeply, looking to an impossible peak, just as it crumbles, crushing me beneath blatently untrue; deliberate inflictions where do the points meet? can it be; there's truly no sense we can make of this world? chaos, coincidence, apathy, ignorance. a jumble, a sequence of events meant to confuse and despair.
The One I Thought I Have Lost
WHEN I THINK ABOUT THE ONE I THOUGHT I LOST FOREVER CAME BACK TO ME... I WISH I WAS ABLE TO SAY ALL I WANTED TO SAY BUT I CAN'T NOT YET ONE DAY I WILL HAVE THE COURAGE TO SAY HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU BUT HAVE TO HOLD IT IN MY HEART TO THE DAY WE MEET AGAIN... I REALIZED HOW SPECIAL AND HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO ME IN MY HEART AND SOUL I AM HOPING THE TIME WILL COME THAT I CAN FEEL THE LOVE I ONCE HAD IT MAY NOT BE NOW IT MAY NOT BE TOMORROW BUT I KNOW IT IS GONNA BE THERE I HOPE THIS TIME IS GOES THE WAY WE BOTH DESERVE.... UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN MY HEART YOU WILL STAY ALWAYS AND FOREVER LOVE AND MISS YOU ALWAYS Written By DJ Sexy Hazel Eyes
The One I Love.
The one i love will always. Be with me at all time. But in the end all good stuff will happien to me i think i already had an kid but i lost it.But i'm hanging in there .BUt maybe in the fature i'll have an ring on my fingers by then.Then we be together forever. The End
The One I Love....
Do you ever still think of me? I can't get you out of my head. I know i should just get you out of my head and move on but i just can't.
The One I Had Published, Although I Can't Find The Book, Lol.
untitled at the end of another night of my lifei find myself torn between hope and fearterrified to step up for what i wantbecause i'm not sure i even want it at allso much of me wants to run back to what i knowcauses me so much grief and agonyas my mind struggles to get me to calm downand step back to see the truth i know is thereright in front of me as alwaysand nearly invisible to my jaded soulgrasping at the straws of my sanityor what remains of it anywayfor a glimpse into the best possible pathfor my heart to followand knowing that only a womancould cause so much uncertainty Nijah Redlin
One In Three
Statistics show that one in three teens are abused physically or emotionally in a relationship, what I want is for everyone to do something, whatever they can! I am a part of that statistic. I started dating a boy just after I'd turned 17 who I stayed with for two years through all the stress he put me through and all of the abuse (both physical and emotional) he put me through. I haven't been  speaking up about it, but it has got to change. I want to help those who have gone through it, are going through it, or might someday go through it. I want to try to help prevent it. Support me in this, please. I have the right: To always be treated with respect. In a respectful relationship, you should be treated as an equal. To be in a healthy relationship. A healthy relationship is not controlling, manipulative, or jealous. A healthy relationship involves honesty, trust, and communication. To not be hurt physically or emotionally. You should feel safe in your relationship at
Oneiric
oneiric \oh-NY-rik\, adjective:Of, pertaining to, or suggestive of dreams; dreamy.
"one In The Same"
"One In The Same" [A Poem Of Love For My Husband, Ian] by Kiera Rose Lathan [DO NOT TAKE/USE/STEAL Without Permission!]   As I sit here smiling,And think of what I've got,I think random things,And of course, there is a lot. But the thing that makes me smile,And the thing that makes me weak,Are truly one in the same,And I've ceased to continue to seek. For when I'm by your side,I'm breathless yet I breathe,And when it's time to part,I never want to leave. My hand, so small in yours,Clenched warm and tight,Finally feel protection,And feel safe throughout the night. I can lay there in silence,And never say a thing,For calm and happiness,Are the feelings that you bring. Though our marriage is young,As are we, too..Honestly, I've got to say,I'm the happiest when I'm with you.
The One I Can't Help
I watch her come on almost daily, and I see her struggle to look happy. But I can see right thru the facade and it hurts me to see her so down.   If only I could do something more than offer words of friendship or advice....but alas, it isn't to be. She lives elsewhere and I'm stuck here. I have known her for a while and have become great friends with her. I ewould love nothing more than to have her be happier in her life. I'm actualy afraid that I may even be falling for her. And I can't let that happen cuz I can't be with her.   Life sux.........
One Is The Loneliest Number
Tag a bunch of people, answer each with one word. Cept the three word ones. Erm...yeah. Where is your cell phone....................Desk Your hair.......................................Messy' Your father....................................Dunno Your favorite thing............................Music Your dream last night.........................Vivid Your favorite drink............................Coke Your dream/goal...............................Happiness The room you are in...........................Kitchen Your fear........................................Unloved Where do you want to be in 6 years........Happy Muffins..........................................7-11 One of your wish list items...................Stuff Where you grew up............................Brooklyn The last thing you did...........................Burped What are you wearing..........................Smile Your TV...........................................Inside Your pets..............................
The One I Loved
to the one i loved! Current mood:  listless Category: Romance and Relationships                                 Something new!you rip me open and i bleed into you smiling decay,somehow youve peeled the pain awaybeautiful tortureintense sensationshe has arrived coverd in self-mutilation dying torment withthe beginning of this creation experimenting every moment of its own desecration drawn out from the cave i hidefeeling you now i thought ive diedthaw out my iced heart start fixing what fell apartwith one look into your eyesi felt this beautiful demisethe end of all my cries broken heart........full of lies just suddenly dies never had faith in anything but younow im feeling something newi love you!
The One I Adore
"The One I Adore"   My heart is owned, by the singer of songs an angelic voice, to her belongs Keeper of my heart, and all else I have her touch is so soft, and to me a salve Her eyes haunt my dreams, throughout all my nights her face fills my mind, always filling my sight The love of my life, she is for sure healer of my soul, she is my cure For her I would do, any old thing if she were to ask, I would gladly sing At the top of my lungs, would I shout her praises of the joy she brings me, the hope that she raises Til time is over, and times are done the world shall know, She is my one     By K For Her
One In A Million
You're one in a million, my most special one.Your radiant smile is as bright as the sun.You're smart and caring and have many great charms,and my heart really sings when your in my arms.I'm happy you chose me from all of the rest, and I'm proud 'cause  I know that i got the best.Your so cute and so sweet, and you glow like a pearl.I just love you so much, my most wonderful girl.   Girls my wish for you is a man like mine...but sorry he's one of a kind. If you've never experienced the feeling that comes when your man lets you know there's nobody above you and you are the most special person in his life, please don't give up, don't settle for less than what you deserve. There is nothing more meaningful than loving words from the man you can't go a day without. Rob I love you, only you and forever you....and will always be your girl.
One Inch Tall
One Inch Tall by Shel Silverstein (1932-1999) If you were only one inch tall, you'd ride a worm to school.The teardrop of a crying ant would be your swimming pool.A crumb of cake would be a feastAnd last you seven days at least,A flea would be a frightening beastIf you were one inch tall.If you were only one inch tall, you'd walk beneath the door,And it would take about a month to get down to the store.A bit of fluff would be your bed,You'd swing upon a spider's thread,And wear a thimble on your headIf you were one inch tall.You'd surf across the kitchen sink upon a stick of gum.You couldn't hug your mama, you'd just have to hug her thumb.You'd run from people's feet in fright,To move a pen would take all night,(This poem took fourteen years to write--'Cause I'm just one inch tall).
One In A Million
You are that one in a million whom I was waiting for all these years. I feel so lucky to have you. You give meaning to my life. You give a new dimension to my existence. We are spiritually and emotionally and telepathically connected to each other’s souls since time unknown. Don't be surprised if I say that I love you more than anything on this planet because this is what your existence in my life demands from me. There is a reason why we met. There is a reason why we fell in love from the first moment we spent together. We were paired in heaven and we were intended to unite with each other. The universe found the best way to reunite or souls. Don’t be surprised f I say that I value you more than my own life because you are worth much more than this. Let us thank God for every moment of our life that we spend together. Let us thank Him for reuniting us in this lifetime and I pray that we stay connected till the end of time. I will never give up on you and I will love you un
The One I Pushed Too Far
there was once a time in my life where i had everything i could ever ask for. but becouse i was too blind to see what was right in front of me, i lost everything. only too late did i realize that the monster was me. it wasnt who did what or who fought who.... it was just me. i alwayse looked for something to be wrong, i pretended to be someone i wasnt. i remember every time i said something i shouldnt. i remember every happy moment we shared, every kiss, every glance acrost the room.... and with that... i remember every fight. every arguement, every time i was a asshole. the more we fought the more i pushed away. .... in the back of my mind i can only think it was the stress of everything going on around us that made it all begin, but now i just want to see the smile she used to have when we wer kids. ... the smile she had when we saw each other for the first time in ten years.... as i walked down the airport coridor to see her eyes light up and for a moment .... everything stopped....
One Kiss
You are sick and this I can see Why dont you look at me I know your in pain Look in my eyes So i can take your pain I will pray this will not drain you We look deep I can see The cancer has spread I look real close This is my life My time must be met today I tell you jesus sent me I married you to love me to I will kiss you now and take this pain away I know it will send me to heaven But soon you will follow me I kiss your lips You start to shine like a bright light You know I will sacrifice my life for yours I breathe deep I feel it fill my body This passion I have is one that will end my life You never looked so beautiful My strength is weakening I end the kiss and said now you can have that baby You tell our daughter I had to do this I wanted her to have a good life I wish I could see it You tell her I took her mamas cancer and willsee her in heaven She cries and says your the greatest mortal man who ever died in my life
One Kiss
Beauty fades, Love ia forever. To have known one true heart, There is nothing better. To have looked into his eyes, and seen straight to his soul. To know that forever, Your heart he will hold. To wake every morning, and retire each night. Knowing our desires, Are just taking flight. Passions aflame, Yearnings the same. Our hearts together, No need to place blame. It's fate, destiny, Forever our souls combine. Time halts to existence, As our lips intertwine.
One Kiss From You
I'm in heaven when you kiss me show me how you miss me take me back to wonderland I'm in heaven You capture me with a stare i'd follow you anywhere you lead me into temptation I'm like a kid with a toyy losing my concentration one kiss from you im on fire your touch is all i desire im on fire you know i coudln't resist everytime every kiss heaven when you kiss me' you where sent to me from wonderland i go crazyy take me back take me back to wonderland i dream of you every night it's like im losin my mind my head is spinnin round you play with me but im bound can't resist any longer everytime i'm with you every kiss heaven when you kiss me
One Kidney (yes I Wrote A Song About An Extracted Kidney)
Yesterday the doctor told me you were gone That you would not be coming back again Said that a giant tumor was eating you And that if you stayed I would die Ive got one kidney and thats ok But I feel naked without two Ive got one kidney and thats ok But I feel naked without you We grew up together shared many memories Like that one Urinary tract infection You never let me down when I had to pee But now it just wont be the same Ive got one kidney and thats ok But I feel naked without two Ive got one kidney and thats ok But I feel naked without you
One Kiss To Ignite Us
One Kiss To Ignite Us I want a kiss that last forever One that will bond our souls together A kinship to blast the stars into space The lasting touch of your hands on my face Billions of tiny wave filled fires Exploding inside, unify our desires As one we will love until the end of existence Nothing can diminish our eternal persistence I will not leave you, not now not ever Our spiritual connection can never be severed You are the answer to all of my prayers The One with whom I will always share My passion filled vision of epic worth To be the happiest couple alive on this earth Nothing will ever get in our way Stop us from living the dreams we portray One Kiss to ignite us, a time to rejoice Please close your eyes, and hear my voice Believe in my love, it is only for you Today and tomorrow, it will always be true By Jskins
One Kiss
One Kiss One kiss is all I want To take away my tears And give me a healthy smile One kiss is all I want To give me hope And take on life as it comes One kiss is all I want To know your lips And hold them forever One kiss is all I want To show you I love you And be there for eternity
One Kiss
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One Kiss
One kiss is all I want To take away my tears And give me a healthy smile One kiss is all I want To give me hope And take on life as it comes One kiss is all I want To know your lips And hold them forever One kiss is all I want To show you I love you And be there for eternity
One Kick Ass Night
ozzy fest kicked ass lamb of god kicks fucking ass. but i got to much sun lol lol
One Kiss
~One Kiss~ Remember how we used to fuck the world? Sodomizing every existing breath…fantasizing about unicorns and pixie dust as we wrapped constellations around rainbows. Remember how we used to fly? Butterflies dipped in magic trails would follow. Hollow and shallow was the world and all its words were hard to swallow but we held dimensions in our wings, for the wind was made of wormholes gently dipped in incantations. Remember how we used to sing…transcendentally migrating toward higher planes by simply diving through the windowpane of life? It’s quite difficult to comprehend how this all occurred with just one kiss.
One Kiss
I sit here for that moment Wishing and wanting for him to get closer I can't explain what I feel when I look into his eyes I feel this excitement that I cannot hide When I feel his presence I get a little timid But then I gain confidence and release my inner beauty I start a simple conversation We sit there and chat for hours Then he wonders why we have so much in common I pause for a moment is this it will I get my one kiss He just sits and glares into my eyes Licking his lips slowly oh how I want to die His beautiful lips are so full and thick He stops and looks at me With his beautiful smile I retrieve Retrieve of embarrassment Oh GOD how I wish for his sexy lips to touch mine As he gets ready to leave I just stand slowly and tell him I wish you could stay a little longer and share with me a cup of tea As he leans to get his jacket He smiles at me and looks in my eyes and with his hand a gentle touch on my face he pulls in and kisses my lips softly
*one Kiss*
"One Kiss" [Verse 1:] She was so sincere The way she grabbed my hand And introduced herself Like no one else has done before And I can’t lie I was hypnotized By the smile of the talk and the style of the walk And when she tried to kiss me I just sighed And said to myself this can’t be real Lied to my mind but my heart it could feel Something was wrong (don’t worry) That’s what she said Now I Look back on the night that changed my life I remember the things That made me call at night And to think that I betrayed me for one kiss [Chorus:] One kiss for all my trust One kiss for all my love One kiss cause me to break One kiss I just hate it One kiss One kiss One kiss That’s where I started feeling One kiss felt so good But I never shoulda had that kiss [Verse 2:] I was so far gone She could do no wrong Until I caught her in the act Down right getting it on How could I not see That eventually she would break my heart Where did it all start It st
The One Kiss
I long to feel your heart beating against me, in time with mine. Run the back of my fingers against the cheek of your face. Wanting to look into your eyes, wishing for you to look into mine, with the same gaze, the same love & longing for my touch as i do for yours. Just to hold you once softly, gently & lovingly in my arms. Feeling your head rest on my chest listening to my heartbeat as i feel your arms wrapped gently around me. How i wish for your touch,how i long to look into your eyes, with so much passion & love. Feeling your lips kiss mine, that's all i ask of, that one kiss to taste the sweetness of your lips pressed against mine, but i know it can never be. That is all i have ever wished for, that one kiss, for as long as i have known you & then i can know how it feels to be really alive. Written By Cloud 08/04/08 01:15am
One Kiss
One Kiss is all I ask One kiss lets make it last one kiss so we can both forget the hurt of our past one kiss to release that wall one kiss to end it all one kiss as a favor one kiss to future endeavors one kiss is all I ask one kiss lets make this one last
One Key To Living Longer (livescience.com)
Live Longer: The One Anti-Aging Trick That Works By Robert Roy Britt, LiveScience Managing Editor posted: 08 July 2008 10:59 am ET Buzz up! Add to delicious del.icio.us Digg It! Digg It! Save to Newsvine Newsvine Add to reddit reddit 21 Comments | 8 Recommend Anti-aging researchers have figured out how to add about 5 years to the human lifespan, but the technique is unlikely to be widely adopted. Meanwhile, research underway promises simple drugs and therapies that could eventually add 10 to 15 extra years to the average life and promise better health late in life. Charles Shapiro, Dreamstime.com Full Size Previous Image Next Image 1 of 1 Anti-aging researchers have figured out how to add about 5 years to the human lifespan, but the technique is unlikely to be widely adopted. Meanwhile, research underway promises simple drugs and therapies that could eventually add 10 to 15 extra years to the average life and promise better health late in life. Charles Shapiro, D
One Kiss
The smile on your face Gives me a feeling I can't replace The sound of your voice Makes my heart rejoice You keep me smiling all day Just by looking my way When our eyes meet My heart skips a beat Making love to me with your eyes You got me mesmerized You look into my soul You got me losing control Your lips against mine I'm going out of my mind Your fingers running down my side I'm longing for you inside Breathing heavy, I start to moan Heart pounding, you start to groan No one's ever made me feel like this With just one kiss
One Killed, Two Injured In Drive-by Shooting In S.e. Calgary
One killed, two injured in drive-by shooting in S.E. Calgary Published: Tuesday, January 13, 2009 CALGARY - At least one person is dead, and two others injured, after a drive-by shooting in S.E. Calgary this afternoon. Witnesses say they saw gunfire break out from one vehicle to another, both travelling north on 26 St. near Peigan Trail S.E. in the city's Dover neighbourhood. I Was Caught In The Line Of CrossFire And Had To Fear For My Life As Bullets Went Flying All Over The Street
One Kiss
It is a wonder how crazy the world can be and with one kiss it changes. By Michael Dougherty
One Kiss
I know you will be reading this...just know its you I am talking about.   One kiss is all I wantTo take away my tearsAnd give me a healthy smile One kiss is all I wantTo give me hopeAnd take on life as it comes One kiss is all I wantTo know your lipsAnd hold them forever One kiss is all I wantTo show you I love youAnd be there for eternity
One Kiss
To kiss your lips but once,Would be to rediscover Eden.Quiet,Untouched by human hand,Yet fashioned by God Himself...For youAnd I,In this moment of time.Vibrant, virgin blossomsOf luscious ripened fruitsCascading 'round limb and vine,Each lending their fragrance To this, - Our forbidden enchantment.'Twould be unthinkableTo taste but one kiss,WithoutI long to devourEach and every magnificent bloom.Such sweet raptureWould In itself demandThat heaven and earth Stand still.Alas, it cannot be.No, my love.I would not,Could not...Kiss you but once.
One Keeps Loving Faithfully
“If one keeps loving faithfully what is really worth loving, and does not waste one's love on insignificant and unworthy and meaningless things, one will get more light by and by and grow stronger. Sometimes it is well to go into the world and converse with people, and at times one is obliged to do so, but he who would prefer to be quietly alone with his work, and who wants but very few friends, will go safest through the world and among people. And even in the most refined circles and with the best surroundings and circumstances, one must keep something of the original character of an anchorite, for other wise one has no root in oneself; one must never let the fire go out in one's soul, but keep it burning. And whoever chooses poverty for himself and loves it possesses a great treasure, and will always clearly hear the voice of his conscience; he who hears and obeys that voice, which is the best gift of God, finds at least a friend in it, and is never alone.”
One Less Star Tonight
Fear and worry have no meaning If the mind is at peace. If everything is as it should be Everything is wonderful. If everything is were it should be Everything is beautiful. In a world with so many people, Hopes and dreams shine like stars. So bright, so wonderful, so majestic, And yet so high and distant. Every day we try, but everyone knows That you can’t reach the stars. Still, we pursue until, at last, We can prove fact to be fiction. If you just believe in yourself, Even the highest star is not unobtainable. You must reach out Higher than you ever thought you could, And then maybe, just maybe, You can pull one of those stars Down to your arms, And set your mind at ease.
One Last Word
Sitting in silence, In the middle of the night, Not able to sleep, Because of our stupid fight. Love now lost, So much pain, Its not all about you, Dont be so vain. I dont know what to say My feelings are mixed, Im wondering if ever, Things will be fixed. I was so sad, As you walked out the door, Our relationship broken, But I couldnt take any more. I didnt want us to end, I want you to know, Ill always love you, But cant let it show. Its too complicated, And will always be, I love you to bits, But you cant be with me. I have to tell you, I believe in fate, Im waiting for god, To find my sole mate. I know Im crazy, Even insane, But I believe in this, And have no shame. Im so sorry, Im not right with you, Now Im saying goodbye, What else can I do?
One Lazy Day In May
One Lazy Day in May It’s a beautiful spring day Little birds are chirpin’ I’m just sittin’ around, bein’ lazy It’s my day off, I’m not workin’ I’m just swingin’ back and forth Mr. Bumblebee’s buzzin’ about He’s flyin’ to and fro And I’m watchin’ ‘cause I’ve got nowhere I gotta go I’m just swingin’ back and forth Butterflies are droppin’ in And I say howdy hey How are you doing, friend On this beautiful Spring day While I’m just swingin’ back and forth Layin’ back, I’m relaxin’ Starin’ up at the sky Not a care in the world Watchin’ the clouds rollin’ by I’m just swingin’ back and forth A light breeze is rustlin’ the trees And the flowers smell like May Ain’t nothin’ that can go wrong Everything’s goin’ my way I’m just swingin’ back and forth
One Life
It's late at night and the lights come on, I open my eyes but somewhere someone cries. I climb in the truck, we rush out the door, we arrive to find that a mother cries. As I look down in the crib, there lies a sleepy head - Someone shouts their child is dead. As I look in close, I see no breathe no hope, oh my god how will these people cope. I scoop the baby up, I put it's lips to mine, I check for life, and I give it a breathe. Out the door I run, with the baby held tight - Oh my god let me save this one tonight. We drive real fast as I breath and hope. The mother cries, she thinks her child has died. As I look at her face, I wish to ease her pain, but there are no words to relieve the strain. I check for life, and a teardrop falls, when suddenly there's a wonderful sound. The baby cries, the mother smiles - Oh thank god we saved this one tonight...
One Last Kiss
I want to see you despite all sadness and pain despite the love you have tainted and stained i already lost it all and have nothing to gain I miss you being here with me miss all those good times we had i dont have time to get angry and mad miss holding your hand caressing your face seeing that smile that i love to see waking up to see your face thinking how lucky i am to be . . . . . . I want to hold you to tell you its going to be okay tell you it doesnt have to be this way i crave your laughter and presence a kiss i hunger for to taste your essence . . . . again to kiss you with all the love and feeling i still have if only for the last time
One Last Memory
as i see life at the end of it all i think 2 my self who this could b no help,no self, no soul the thing i see is person i saw face that will help go i peace peace is a word that had no meaning now i see that peace is real when i see this face one last time the face of an angel is my last though hoping that see her face will help me at last i see i know i can go in peace..
One Life One Love
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One Last Drop
(Verse) You wait like a withered root Listening like a howled moon You search the hallow grounds Waiting for your prey In the spider web of lies you bring Pedestrians walk around you Yet you don't connect (Chorus) Just one last drop One last drop Running through your head Penetration raging your mind Just one last drop One last drop Running through your head (Verse) Thou hast still not found of what thy look for With a silenced mutter "no" Turning into a meer shadow You lurk once more Into the night you strey Waiting just for that one prey I whisper to you Pray to me and get your prey (chrous) Just one last drop One last drop Running through your head Penetration raging your mind Just one last drop One last drop Running through your head (Verse) You pray and wait As I decieve your willing ways Just for that one drop You become gullable To what I say Listen to this riddle and tell me what you see Do you see thee granting your ways Do you see thee gr
One Love
A declaration made of love for you, Not a thing I wouldn't do. Give up my life without a thought, A heart like this cannot be bought. Given freely,a love so pure, An end to sorrow,it is the cure. This gift for you is all I bring Angel's voices begin to sing. And so to you I give my heart, Your life I wish to be a part. There is no other choice for me I only wish that you could see, There's not a thing I wouldn't do To prove my burning love for you.
One Last Colorful Picture Before I Have To Get Off For Today
Galaxy Picture
One Last Time
Verse 1: Shadows through the night Lurking in the dark Follow me everywhere Looking for an escape Looking for freedom Not letting go To let me live my life Running on empty Running away scared Looking for a place to hide Chorus: I try to fight it I try to hide from it I try to forget about it Clouding my mind Clouding my thoughts No escaping my demise Verse 2: Looking for a way out Scared to look behind Not wanting to let go But wanting to be set free The shadows surround me And all of my being The untold stories of my life Now a public display A candle burns in the night Watching my tears flow in pain Chorus Verse 3: Buried deep in my soul The agony builds Frustration overcomes me Nothing setting me free Shackled to a wall of pain My soul taken in rage Looking for a salvation But there is none To my dismay One last time, trying to let go Chorus Chorus Chorus One last time, trying to let go
One Life To Live
Beyond the games that children play There lies a darker joy within One that says, "If it's too much fun It has to be a sin." But a stronger voice yet takes control And forces you a vow That when you have but one life to live You'll do it anyhow So brace yourself to life's cold joys and welcome them within Because you may be wrong about how to live And the only joy was sin
One Last Time, Bury Me..., Heaven Tonight
Is it so hard to believe our hearts are made to be broken by love then in constand dying lies the beauty of it all my darling won't you feel the sweet heaven in our endless cry oh at least you could try for this one last time ever amazed how bright are the flames we are burning in ever smiled at the tragedies we hold inside won't you cherish the fear of live that keeps you and me so alive ------------------------------------------------- let me wake up in your arms, you say it's not alright let me be so dead and gone, so far away from life close my eyes, hold me tight and bury me deep inside your heart all I ever wanted was you my love you're all I ever wanted you, my love let me never see the sun, never see you smile let us be so dead and so gone so far away from life just close my eyes, hold me tight and bury me deep inside your heart ------------------------------------------------- I hold your hand in mine I hold your hand and you're so l
One Last Cry
One last cry!My shattered dreams and broken heartAre mending on the shelfI saw you holding handsStanding close to someone elseNow I sit all aloneWishing this feeling was goneI gave my best to youNothing left for me to doBut I've one last cryOne last cryBefore I leave it all behindI've got to put you out of my mind this timeStop living a lie I guessI'm down to my last cryI was here, you were thereGuess we never could agreeWhile the sun shines on youI need some love to rain on meStill I sit all aloneWishing this feeling was goneGot to get over youNothing for me to doBut I've one last cryOne last cryBefore I leave it all behindI've got to put you out of my mind this timeStop living a lieI know I..ve got to be strongBecause around me life goes on and onMy only consolation is when I awoke this mornWas that it was you that was wrongBut I've one last cryOne last cryBefore I leave it all behindI've got to put you out of my mind for the very last timeBeen living a lie I guess I'm downTo my last
One Love By Nas
One Liners
Submitted by volleygirl1005 on 7/16/06 in the One Liners category. 1.Sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN". 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds". 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat -with a serious face. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropica
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One Last Post Tonight
Never sure of life and the things that will be Psychic impressions that do come to me let me know that something will change A feeling I get that is always so strange And always to pass in the coming storm Why do I suffer these visions that swarm I saw you there in dreams and thought I knew you’re the one my soul had sought I felt the coming of change all before I see the visions and wish I knew more But what is to come and how it will unfold Is to me a mystery , a story yet untold And now free of bonds one more time again As I felt it coming blowing in on the wind And the pull to the west is very real For it is in my soul and I know how I feel And that this time the change is forever to last I don’t know when but it will come on fast For I can never fight what is meant to be I have tried and lived only to see Fate have it’s way and the course is true Fear not the change for it keeps life new And now the wind blows me on to another life Free of the pain and hards
One Last Trip Down Memory Lane
Staring into empty space, Seeing nothing past my eyes. Watching a world I would just as soon forget, I'd rather turn and hide. A place I had once called my home, Many times before. The same place that has torn me apart, Over and over and over again. Leaving me wondering where I went wrong, And where my mind went blank. The battered painting on the wall, Showing it's face again. The distorted face of one whose lost everything, With nothing left to show. The painting seems so real to me, A self-portrait on the wall. A reminder of how lost I am, Magnifying every flaw. Every hurt and heartbreak, Confusion and grief. Showing every haunting nightmare, Burning every saving grace. Lost I stare at endless lists, Wondering which would work for me. Lighting one last candle, ...Disappearing one last time...
One Last Breath !
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One Long Ass Shlong...lol
WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER BE CALLED 01. Babe or Baby : Babe 02. Sweetie or Honey:Sweetness? 03. Darling or Hun: Hunny bunny :) 01. Is your hair wet? it doesnt have that many issues danm... are you saying you want me to shower? 02. Is your phone right by you? cell to the side, work phone ringng UP MY ass...DAMN 03. Do you miss someone? MY MIND, THE MOSTEST 04. Are you wearing chapstick? no fruity flavored lip gloss, it sure is tasty! 05. Are you tired? tired of waiting 06. Are you excited? i am not a labrabor, k? 07. Are you watching tv? no, and usually not by choice 08. Are you wearing pajamas? sure, what every you want suga HAVE YOU 01. Recently done anything you regret? why live to regret? its happened already! 02. Ever lied? no no, i leave that to the liars 03. Ever tripped over your own feet? the last time i ate acid, yes, i did... they looked so alien like TODAY 01. Have you sworn? does a man have a penis? 02. Have you yelled at someone?
One Last For 2006
Blog time! Met some really kick ass people here. Been talking with my ex a lot more these days. We've made our peace and get along great. The last year has helped me appreciate my brothers (all of them) a hell of a lot more. 2006 has seen gfs come and family go. Jobs pass me by and new knowledge of driving acquired. It's seen legal battles with big businesses and huge victories for the little guy. Edition after edition of my books LOL Tons of blog-age-ness. Several mumms. A few good parties and several great nights. When I look back at 2006 I dont think of how my life has hit bottom but of the select few months I was happy with Ang where, for a short period of time, I was king of the world with nothing. I think of it as a constant reminder of how I'll always get beaten down before I get up better then before. Begin a new chapter for TDS, begin a new chapter for me...
One Look In Your Eyes
ONE LOOK IN YOUR EYES One look in your eyes I know we two would always be together I love you Never believed in love at firstsight But I believe what i saw you across the room I felt my heart going boom,boom,boom (CHOUES) One look two would always be together And there are 3 little words that say it all I love you Baby I realize The I wanna be with you forever So say those 3 little words i wanna here I love you I was waiting for a sign from haven Hoping you'd feel the say way about us When you looked at me and smiled My heart was going a thousand miles I stopped turned around i tried To keep mt feet on the ground As i stepped to you we touched I know you were feeling it to because I know its written all over ur face And baby you can believeve its ture Cauese time could never erase These feelings I have for you One look in your eyes I knew we two would always that say it all I love you Baby i realize That i wanna be with you forever So say
One Last Time
If I ever needed it or if it was ever wanted, I would get it from you and I could ask this of you... forever and ever, because I know it's always there - and I know you're always there. So if I cry and ask you to never leave... just say "ok" please. And I'm thinking that I never had to tell you that - because you know, don't you? You've known every time. So someday we'll dance and I know the whole world will want to cut in, but you won't let them... and I can't let them - because I think I might need to hold on to you forever... one last time.
One Love
One Love One love to last forever, One dream to have to share One special person close to you To make each day so rare. One love to stand beside you One face to make you smile One voice to say "I love you" And make your life worthwhile. One love to warm and comfort you One heart that's always true One touch to hold the magic That only shines for you. "I want you to know how much I love you, but the words escape me."
~~~one Love~~~
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One Last Shot
You were in my Dreams Again last night And once again You shot me I did not feel A single thing Like I said It was a dream I remember You said I love you Just as the barrel Was raised And then you Fired several times Something about Taking me away You could have Just asked I bet I would Have stayed Instead of that You had a gun Now In a puddle Of our love I lay
One Last Look
One last look around I have pour all my heart and soul to you But you give me this And now Im back Just wait and see what is here You would have never guessed That what you thought Was only half the me One last look around I laugh at what was I see that I was alright But you give this to me To have back Though you are confused I am just fine Just remember that I will always get what I want In the end One Last Look You give me this And now I am back ~me~
One Last Post Tonight ! Lol
Tears and smiles at the thought Of all the things to me you’ve brought Of how my life is forever changed A miracle for one who affections were estranged When life and love had fled the heart And nothing good could ever start And hope had gone all was doom You walked in to my souls room Feeling grew as you touch me down deep Making me yours forever to keep And filling my head with visions of you Till no one else could ever do Held in the embrace of your soul Till only you could make me whole Desire no angel to grace my life Seeking a human to share the strife One who knows how past hurts scar One perfect vision that you are And now you’re my deepest thought For love to me is what you’ve brought By R. Thomas Dinsmore
One Late Autumn Night
At first I saw you peeking through the clouds that slowly drifted by; Like a small child, peeking through mini blinds, trying to see who is coming, only ending with a sigh. When I see you next, it looked as if you were coming out of a shell; Peeping over the top, just enough to see, unsure of a future, the one thing, only time will tell. As I watched you rise into the sky, you rose above those clouds passing by. Now your in the open, your brightness shines through, you're well rounded beauty, with the dark sky behind you. Lori Flenniken
One Love This Was A School Project Lol
We live in a Battle field were you be fighting Your own brother You maybe Black, Mexican, Chinese Dutch, German What ever you be you I can’t stop Feeling strange feeling That if we work together Side by side In something called Harmony that you and me Could possibly be A new country Of People who Love one another And help another Grow up right together We could breathe together And learn together be Much better Than all the wars See there’s Something I’d You to see and that’s We could be this New place called Harmony And live like one love With no more fights You could be Arabic, Indian, Native American, British It won’t matter to me my brother Because deep down inside we All feel this strange thing We don’t understand It’s something called Love
One Last Cry ~ Brian Mcknight
My shattered dreams and broken heart Are mending on the shelf I saw you holding hands Standing close to someone else Now I sit all alone Wishing all my feelings was gone I gave my best to you Nothing for me to do But have one last cry [Chorus:] One last cry Before I leave it all behind I gotta put you out of my mind this time Stop living a lie I guess I'm down to my last cry Cry..... I was here You were there Guess we never could agree While the sun shines on you I need some love to rain on me Still I sit all alone Wishing all my feelings was gone Gotta get over you Nothing for me to do But have one last cry [Chorus:] One last cry Before I leave it all behind I gotta put you out of my mind For the very last time Stop living a lie [Bridge:] I know I gotta be strong Cause round me life goes on and on And on .... And on .... [Chorus:] One last cry Before I leave it all behind I gotta put you out of my mind For the very last time Been
One Last Breath
Please come now I think I'm falling I'm holding to all I think is safe It seems I found the road to nowhere And I'm trying to escape I yelled back when I heard thunder But I'm down to one last breath And with it let me say Let me say Hold me now I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking That maybe six feet Ain't so far down I'm looking down now that it's over Reflecting on all of my mistakes I thought I found the road to somewhere Somewhere in His grace I cried out heaven save me But I'm down to one last breath And with it let me say Let me say Hold me now I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking That maybe six feet Ain't so far down
One Like Me (an Old One)
The touch, The feel. To love, And be loved. Its just a dream. Who would want, One like me. We joke, We play. Never taken, Seriously. Always lightly. Who would want, One like me. Afraid to touch, Afraid to be too close. This feeling Or your scent, That lingers around me. Never, Goes away. Never to be loved, Not in that way. Always a dream, That lingers. Never reality. Why would someone want, Someone like me.
One-liners
If you have any humor to share, by all means send it to me!! *What do you get when you cross a masochist with an insomniac? A girl who can't sleep...unless she's really beat! ********************** *"What is the difference between pink and purple?" The grip! ********************** *What is the difference between a sub and a mosquito??" You swat a mosquito and it stops sucking.
One Love
the sounds of guns and sirens at night use to put me to sleep i grew up broke so not much food to eat but cheap always had to wash our clothes in it a day struggle for some seems easy to me because i been through the worst and survived don't even know how i made it out alive sometimes especially when i had to grip the nine and defend mine at such a young gripping the gauge never had time to play only time to make money now its funny because i'm on a different plateau on some philosphical save the kids let the truth be known about the government and politics i owe them from the way i grew and all the drama i been through curcified on this hip-hop cross staring at the sky wondering when its this mc's time to die spread love in the mean while teach lessons throughout the community teach brothers and sisters we need more unity because crip really stand for community revolution in progress we may have forgotten this in the process but lets not let this thought ever leave our minds no more n
One Lost Love
I never knew How I loved you.... But I loved you with all my heart.... But what you did to me baby tore me apart I never Knew loves agony- or hurtful tears never felt this way in all my 29 years I dreamed of you holding me- I dreamed of you wanting me- I dreamed of you liking me- I dreamed of you caring for me- My wish came true- You told me you loved me But then that day came- When I went crazy You told me you didn't need me anymore That you found someone knew- I finally knew loves pain & what it would do It was like a knife stabbed my heart- It sank to the very pit- It fell to pieces- Bit- by- Bit I can't believe you left me- My heart can't leave you- But now look what you did to my heart... I felt like an abandoned puppy Everything so blurry- I couldnt believe That day when we kissed- It hurt me It hurt me to know that you kissed And flew away.... I was in so many tears- I didnt Have the heart to tell you what I wanted to say My mind, My Body,
One Last Goodbye
My mind ponder on memories of you and me, My heart will cry theses tears you’ll never see. I’ll show them my wonderful smile, I’ll tell them I’m over my trials. Show them everything is okay, When really I regret the pain I feel everyday. I’ll pretend I have moved on, That our world we had is gone. When really the fire is only a spark, That will forever burn in my heart. I can tell you all I want that I’m fine, That this is only another day in my timeline. You have left behind scars, But I’ll move on to remember the stars. The ones that sparkled and shined in your eyes, The pain will always be in that last goodbye. But it will soon pass you, And you won’t remember what we went through. I will fade away like the sun in the sky, If not please at least try. You don’t need the pain or misery, Its not that important for you to shed tears over me. One day soon I’ll see you with another girl, And all I’ll be is another person in this mysterious worl
One Last Time
Just one more touch. Just one last dance. That's not so much. It's my last chance. To find some peace Without you. My life won't cease, You know it's true… Just one last kiss. Just one more night. It's you I'll miss, So let's not fight, You've lost the fight Let's skip the slights. This ends tonight. You've lost all rights.
Oneliners
oneliner quick quotes A Boss: Someone who's early when you're late and late when you're early. (Unknown) It's the kind or organisation where the lunatic fringe extends right to the centre. (unknown - for disorganized organizations everywhere - ack TW) Lead me not into temptation - I can find the way myself. (Ack J C) Chinese proverb No1: Man who run in front of car get tired; man who run behind car get exhausted. Chinese proverb No2: Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder. Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with the software. Bacon and Eggs: a day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. HECK is where people go who don't believe in GOSH. A picture is worth 1,000 words, but it uses up 1,000 times the memory. Remember that half the people you know are below av
One Last Uncomfortable Laugh
Ok, so I know it says that tonight I'm getting rid of ALL my accounts... which also includes my myspace pages... yes, I have more than one myspace. If any of you read this and still want to keep in contact... My Email is Cephasxpth@gmail.com feel free to contact me any time, I'm usually pretty good at getting back to people through my email. I really am closing all my peer to peer accounts, but before I do, I hope you all take a look at my latest stash... I wanted to share just one more uncomfortable laugh, so check it out. Much Love To You All, Peter ~ (I Love Like It Was My First Time, I Kiss Like It Was My Last)
One Lost
Love Lost Is no more Can’t count the minutes On the clock anymore We waited and watched Listened and felt The love you gave us While you walk through Heaven We stay on Earth To repeat your words They will stay in our hearts It was your life that came Screeching to a halt We couldn’t foresee You will be missed young man By so many of thee You rep’d the Bay In your own special way It won’t be in vain You have no more pain We’ll take over for you And run the crew like you did We loved you like blood You are like no other You’re in our prayers One lost brother
30 One Liners To Make You Smile
THIRTY LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me! 4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 6. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive. 7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 10. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing. 11. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 13. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 14. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 15. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 16. Ever stop to think, and for
One Look
One Look Just one quick look was all it took for him to love me. I don't know why,.... or where to even begin to answer that I just knew it was. There had been no other like him, though I thought there had been. What made him so different than all the others? I don't know why,... or where to even begin to answer that.... I just knew it was. We had some wonderful adventures in the time we had together, and it took lies to catch us like bait on a hook, to get us to come back to the town we had wanted so badly to leave. I don't know why,...or where to even begin to answer that, I just knew it was. Because it was to much trouble since we came back, or something else unknown, we saw each other less and less, which hurt me to the bone. I don't know why,....or even where to begin to answer that, I just knew it was. One Look. One last look as your car drove away and around the corner. You had said the usual things, talked of a future, and our trials and tribulations of lat
One Last Goodbye.. And Delete Me From Your List..
OK ALL I HAVE DELETED MY DEFAULT FOLDER AND LEFT THAT ASSHOLE A MESSAGE TO DELETE MY ACCOUNT.. IM ALREADY TO GO.. TAKE CARE ALL OF YOU.. I WISH YOU ALL WELL.. DONT RESPOND TO THIS BULLETIN AS I WONT SEE IT.. DELETE ME FROM YOUR FRIENDS LIST..
One Love
every hood repped on this shit so just gimme one mo second to rep it it's that 513 where we riot in these streets fuck that bull shit peace ful sit ins and civil disobedience gimme that brick, my ski mask and we'll take care that get our way show you how we do it down da way it's that city by the river where if you ain't careful end face down in that river it's soo cold on the streets make a somali shiver if ya don't like what your hearin from southwest ohio put your head phones back on and listen to ne-yo cause this is that real one love remix not that radio airplay bullshit
One Last Time
I have acquired a lot of friends here on cherry tap....however, that is not why i am here. I want to focus on who my real friends are and the people who are interested in getting to know the real me. Therefore, in the next few days i don't receive some sort of sign from you that you what to stay my friend, i will be deleting you from my list. I am not doing this to be mean, like i said above, i would rather have a quality friendship than quantity. tons of hugs to all of you who really care..... tracy MWAH
One Love
One Love My heart has opened completely this day I have met myself through you in a most familiar way Could I explain it in words, I really will git it my best However be prepared as the love of my SOUL dictates the rest Everlasting is the sound that you speak in my ear Letting me know how your intentions with me are dear Eternity is all I see, when I look into your eyes Internally you inspire me to also see paradise Such gentleness in your ways that leave me in bliss Placing your hands on my face, I've never been touched like this Unending streams of electrical nature begin plusing through me Remembrance of youth and the way I used to see so clearly Experiencing this feeling is so wonderful, I would never let it go Leaving my worries behind and watching them melt as snow Only now has my life seemed to have just begun Void of all fear because you are finally here Embracing me as though out love were one
One Last Breath
Every time i touched you i could never imagine it could be the last every time my lips touched yours i didn't realize they could be gone so fast every night i dreamed of you i never imagined I'd feel different the next day i thought nothing could change that there was nothing you could do or say every time i looked at you and knew just how you felt every time i stared into those gorgeous eyes i felt my heart could melt when you left i felt so alone every day my pain had grown i tried to forget you but eventually i couldn't handle it i gave you that note and walked away tears filled my eyes knowing i couldn't stay you said we could be just friends that everything would be OK but hearing those words made it worse **if i had one last second to kiss you one last reason to be with you one last moment to tell you one last breath I'd give it to you**
One Last Way To Remember Him
No words could ever describe the emptiness that has been in my heart since the death of my son! Many thoughts flood my mind about the precious moments we had together, but I would rather have him being alive and well, here with me, than just being alive in my heart! Justin was the center of my world, and the joy he brought to my life was extraordinary! Remembering his beautiful brown eyes shining back at me, and the sweetness that was displayed in his smile, was the ultimate example of heavenly love! I miss hearing the wonderful laughter flowing from his mouth, and the incredible words of cheerfulness that fell from his lips! Justin was the perfect gift that God created just for me! There is nothing that could ever fill this void in my life and heart! These past seven years has been very difficult without my first child being in my life. Each passing day is a constant struggle to let my life move forward, because stopping time would be so much easier, than to face a
One Last Breath
Artist: Creed Album: Weathered Title: One Last Breath Please come now I think I'm falling I'm holding all I think is safe It seems I've found The road to nowhere And I'm trying to escape I yelled back when I heard thunder But I'm down to One last breath And with it let me say Let me say Hold me now I'm six feet From the edge And I'm thinking That maybe six feet Ain't so far down I'm looking down Now that it's over Reflecting on All of my mistakes I thought I found The road to somewhere Somewhere in his grace I cried out Heaven save me But I'm down to One last breath And with it let me say Let me say Hold me now I'm six feet From the edge And I'm thinking That maybe six feet Ain't so far down Sad eyes follow me But I still believe There's something left for me So please come Stay with me 'Cause I still believe there's Something left For you and me For you and me For you and me Hold me now I'm six feet From the edge An
One Last Show Of Love!!!
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One Love
They say I am white... But white is the color of sheets that portray ignorance. They say you are black... But black is the color of dark in which we cannot see. They call some yellow, some red... Yet, there is no difference once our blood is shed. Color has NO place... We are only ONE... For we are the HUMAN race!
One Love!!
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One Last Chance
a little voice whispers from the past haunting melodies played for me tears for the silly daydreams of old all grown up, with a child of her own still reading bedtime stories and chasing fireflies playing race cars instead of dolls and praying your dreams come true my son as one chapter closes another is opening i have no clue how this is all going to work all i know is that this i am giving a chance a chance to grow, my own chance to dream a time to move on with my life and take the chances i have hidden from a promise given... intent made known... to make something work and take our time to learn and grow the sound of my pounding heart is all i can hear with your words streaming accross my heart one last chance one last dance one last breath and i am forever your this chapter is ours to write so where shall we start? time moves us from one place to another like the tides moving in and out and when i least expect it you came in...and swept me away lik
7+7+7+7+7 One Lucky Baby
CHIPPEWA FALLS, Wis. - Jack Allen Falkner is one lucky baby. The son of Dan and Leslie Falkner was born July 7, 2007, considered by many the luckiest day of the century. But Jack's luck didn't stop there. The infant weighed in at 7 pounds, 7 ounces, at St. Joseph's Hospital in Chippewa Falls. The number seven is considered lucky by gamblers, numerologists and the slew of couples who chose Saturday as their wedding date. If the string of sevens in that date makes for auspicious associations, the extra digits in his weight could bode that much better for the infant. "He's doing very well," said his father, a diesel technician at Eau Claire Machine and Volvo. Jack's 3-year-old sister, Allison, also gave her nod of approval. "She thinks he's pretty cute and pretty neat," Dan Falkner said.
One Last Teardrop,one Last Goodbye
The last teardrop The last goodbye The flag is still flying high I remember your smile it sticks in my head you looked so tired when I last saw your face, so beaten up inside couldnt stop the tears from falling I miss you so much. so here's to you my friend my love, my heart I know you are watching from somewhere up above just wish I could have said goodbye. I'll never forget you or the price you paid to give us our freedom Freedom was not for free and you proved it with your life So if you can hear me my friend I love you and God Bless you I'll be missing you I will never forget One last teardrop One last goodbye No more letters from home I will keep you close in my heart forever Goodbye my friend I will see you again someday
One Last Cry
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One look One smile One touch One embrace One kiss One love Two people Two minds Two souls Two destinies One road One journey One ending Together.
One Last Call
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One Love , True Love , One Love
somebody needs love about my baby care then somebody needs love got to get it right away then we say one love baby hear wot i say one love baby right away one love if you left me again true love i tryed to overstand somebody needs love baby baby baby care somebody needs love got to get it right away (one love) baby hear what i say (true love) get it right away one love all that love can do true love your love i put my faith in you somebody needs love! and thats true yeah!baby baby baby care somebody needs love got to get it right away one love true love one love true love one love true i tryed to overstand somebody needs love baby baby baby care let me tell ya somebody needs love got to get it right got to get it right it away (one love) got to get it right away true love one love one love one love true love one love true love one love.... all material and lyric's owned by marley & tosh torrents 2006-2007© Sean. All rights reserved ®
One Liners And Truths
1. I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, Thyroid problem? 2. When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. 3. I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. 4. I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder. 5. Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said - 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way. 6. My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade. 7. Sex is like a game of bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. 8. I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are y
One Liners And Truths
1. I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, Thyroid problem? 2. When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. 3. I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. 4. I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder. 5. Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said - 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way. 6. My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade. 7. Sex is like a game of bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. 8. I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are y
One Liners
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex? A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick. Q.Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it. Q. What is a Yankee? A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? A. They both like a tight seal.
One Last Scar
The rain was falling fast, The wind was blowing hard, That night she took the knife, And made her one last scar, She woke up that morning, And just couldn't shake the pain, She was sick and she was tired, And she was always so ashamed, Looking in the mirror, Only invited hurtful tears, So she went into the bathroom, And got the cutting sheers, She went to school that day, And tried hard to hide the incisions, But everyone already knew, About her ?terrible decisions? Then when she got home, Her parents just didn't care, She really needed to talk to them, But they just couldn't be there, A recent suicide attempt, Had stolen their attention, So the only thing she really felt, Was complete and total rejection, She went up to her room, And tried to talk to her ?best friend?, But she didn't want to listen, She didn't want to help her mend, Then she turned on her music, Hoping it would calm her down, Something inside must have broken, Because insid
One Love...
One Love So many times Love went south Down into the valley Of the shadow of doubt My faith was failing, My hope was gone I wandered In the wilderness All alone You came to me Like a revelation In your arms I found salvation One love Took me to The mountaintop Showed me a world I'd never seen One love took me Down to the riverside Opened my heart And washed me clean Nothin' less than A miracle Sent from heaven above One love I'm amazed by The wonder of you The clouds all open, And the light comes through All my life I had never guessed That anyone could Ever be so blessed I feel brand new, I've been revived All I want to do Is testify One love Took me to The mountaintop Showed me a world I'd never seen One love took me Down to the riverside Opened my heart And washed me clean Nothin' less than A miracle Sent from heaven above One love
One Legged Cock Diagnosed With Depression
A woman from Cwmbran, Torfaen took out a bank loan and lived on beans on toast for a year to pay £1,800 in vet bills after her pet chicken injured its leg. Vicky Mills, 24, was heartbroken when Lily, a Rhode Island Red, got her leg trapped in a barbed wire fence. Despite the costs, Mrs Mills told her vet to try to save the limb rather than have her put down. When the treatment failed, she paid for an amputation. Lily was also diagnosed with depression but has now recovered, said Mrs Mills. The chicken's gloominess was thought to have been brought on by being in the house alone while Mrs Mills and her husband Sam were out at work. So the couple now leave the television on all day to keep it company and it is a "happy hen again", they said. Mrs Mills was given Lily, now three-years-old, when it was a two-day-old chick and she now lays up to six eggs a week for her and husband Sam. The cost of the seven operations was "worth every penny", said Mrs Mills, who has fors
One Last Happy Hour
So tonight me and that dude RJeezy got back to back HH's. Come show us mad luv. I'm trying to make one last push to get as close to Godfather as I can. This will be my last Fubar Happy Hour. Thanks for all the help so far.I'm convinced that I got some of the best friends on the FU This is what the HH picture looks like for tonight help me get there thanks:P
One Liners (coool1)~~~
One Liner J 1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving. 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee. 3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! 4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash. 5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms. 6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. 7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. 8. You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it. 9. True friends stab you in the front. 10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me. 11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. 12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 13.
One Last Thing.....
*jumping back on the soapbox* Get rid of the freakin "Bouncer" bullshit. We're all freakin adults. Yeah, so what, it's supposed to make us rate slower.... bullshit. It locks up IE every freakin time it comes up. Now, getting back on adults.... Give us points for rating the NSFW stuff... You've gotta be 18+ to join the site, so therefore we're all freakin adults... Now, staying with points... What fucking gives with the "you've gained (x) points for being online"? Are we supposed to get them once a week, once a month, once an hour? What? Someone fix that. Now, getting off the shit on whatever we want to call this place this week.... Going back to my favorite rant... the downraters... SURPRISE ASSHOLES we still get points no matter how you rate us! One last thing... If you don't like what I'm saying... don't agree with it... I DON'T CARE! This is MY blog, You don't have to fucking read it. *jumping off the soapbox again*
One Little Flicker To Another
Let's burn as bright as gods Until wax washes over us, And our memories dissipate In the dark. Let's be tiny stars Exploding together, My light against yours Scorching tides in winter's ocean.
One Last Breath
"One Last Breath" Please come now I think I'm falling I'm holding to all I think is safe It seems I found the road to nowhere And I'm trying to escape I yelled back when I heard thunder But I'm down to one last breath And with it let me say Let me say Hold me now I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking That maybe six feet Ain't so far down I'm looking down now that it's over Reflecting on all of my mistakes I thought I found the road to somewhere Somewhere in His grace I cried out heaven save me But I'm down to one last breath And with it let me say Let me say Hold me now I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking That maybe six feet Ain't so far down Sad eyes follow me But I still believe there's something left for me So please come stay with me 'Cause I still believe there's something left for you and me For you and me For you and me Hold me now I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking
One Last Breath-creed
One Liners That Make You Smile - Part One...
One Liners That Make You Smile - Part One... 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

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