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Beeing The Best Dad I Can
i sit here in my computer room playing on face book fubr my space but the grate ting bout beeing a dad is that i get to spend every day with kids and my wife im here till my days are done so i say drink up play hard and sleep soft till death comes you never know when it will be here for you and t the man up in the stars thank you for the days you give me   
beek\ BEEK \verb;  1. To bask or warm in the sunshine or before a fire.  2. (Of wood) to season by exposure to heat.
Beelzebub Has A Devil Put Aside For Me.
I am going to a party tonight. I'm excited because I'm actually getting REAL food. I haven't had that in a while. Well, not real food. It's like fried chicken. haha. But it's all good. Tomorrow Jana, Amanda, my family, and I are going to the beach, but it's supposed to be cold which sucks, but I still think it's going to be fun. Uhm, uhm. I need to pack. and shave my legs. Lol. YES I NEED TO SHAVE MY LEGS!! ;] I'm going to prom with a sweet guy named Mark. He's totally the awesomest person ever. [even if awesomest isn't a word. yes, i know, eyles and hallmark, you'll kill me.] I love those two women. they make my life so much easier. except hallmark and her english nazism. much love though.
Beelze Bud
(Originally Posted on July 26, 2006)Another good comic from tag: satan, satanic, satanist, satanism, religion, devil, comic, humor, funny, drugs
Beeming With Pride
I am terribly proud of myself. First a little background: I have been working out and watching my diet. Im not overweight or anything, I just used to have a really nice body and I've let it go. Now I have a reason to want it back(she knows who she is). That is not the reason Im proud,however, because Im not one of those preachy assholes. You know who Im talking about, "OH WELL, YOU KNOW, IM ON A DIET BLAH BLAH BLAH". Im not doing it for the props (although who doenst love mad props?) Im doing it so my I make my girls mouth water at the thought of my shirt coming off. Honestly, I dont understand people who demand everyone around them try to be more like them. Because as soon as they break their diet, everyone at work is laughing at them while they cry into their cup cakes. So, yea, if you want to give me props, do it for the fact Im not a giant dick face. According to my program, I ll look like Brad Pitt from Fight Club in 12 weeks, well, we'll see in 12 weeks :P
Bee Movie Trailer
I really enjoyed this movie tonight
Been Busy
hello to all who read you probably have noticed, i am not on here as much as i used to be...i have been really busy with my studies...but i will try to get back to you when i can, i thank you for your are all great friends to have...
Been Busy...
Well I have been busy with work, family and my best friend being in the hospital. But hopefully I will be able to get back here and start the licking again! :P~ Take care all! LCL
Been Gone
So, I haven't been around in a few days and am just now catching up with everyone. I haven't had time to send out any love and I'm feeling particularly bad about that. When I first signed up for LC I was pretty active and got lots of points but I have been very lax lately. Damn job gets in the way of all my fun. Anyway, I been thinking about everyone out there I have contacted since I joined LC and I'm hoping anyone who may read this will drop me a message or something and just say 'hey'. Skipster
Been Sick
hello all sorry i have not done a blog in a few day been sick and still feel like crap
Been Feeling A Little "blue"
Lord knows I have the name for it. I have been down abit. Mostly tired trying to take care of my oldest daughter and my grandbaby, they are living with me and my husband. She left her abusive drug using Husband and has a restraining order out on him. I did not want her to marry him in the first place he is 18 years older then her and very immature. He would hit on her smack her around shove her into walls and he even did this stuff when she was pregnate with their baby. He didn't give a damn, about my Baby girl. I am trying to help her, she is very depressed, not from missing him just from a lack of her meds, and she has had depression sence she was 16 so I mostly take care of the whole family at home while my Husband works. I clean, cook, and wash clothes, and take care of the baby more then her. She set's on the couch like a out of work zombie. I want to cry so hard, I am still trying to over come the Death of my Momma, I miss her so much, she would help me in this situation on advic
Been A Very Boring Weekend!
Ahhh... The life of having school-age kids... They bring home germs! We've all been sick over the past week. I have had hardly any sleep, but yet, I can't seem to get more than 3 hours of sleep at a time. I suppose it has to do with the fact that I'm a bit nervous. I applied for a job last week and I got a call late friday afternoon (but wasn't around to answer... DOH!) for an interview. This job is really a good one. Pays $12.50 an hour, and it's doing tech support, which I've been doing for years. If I can get my dad to learn how to use a computer over the phone, I can get anyone past their problems. I need the money so bad! I need a new corset, I think I need a few more holes in my head and some more ink. Yeah, I need a job to at least support my crazy habits!
Been Very Busy The Past Two Days
Sorry, I have neglected all of my cherry friends... I hope all is forgiving... I have been swamped at work lately.... and it has been late when I get home... but anyways, I wish you i could show you a sample of my work... but it has been very tedious these ads anyways. Enough of that. So how is life treating all of you all out there? RB
Been Away For A Min...
I just wanted to let everyone know that while a lil battered n bruised I am still here and have missed you all. Thank you for all of the comments and you know I'll be by ASAP to say hi, personally. Got lots of goodies for ya, some "new" music and if you'd like to request something to be on my playlist, let me know, if I don't have it, I will see if I can find it for ya. Until next time take care, I hope that all has been well with you and your families and that you have a most wonderful and safe weekend. Peace!!! Get music codes at Bolt.
Been So Busy!
Hey everyone =) just thought i should update this thing. I haven't been on here very has gotten very busy. I started my second job on friday, worked 2-9...and yesterday 12-8. and now today i work 12-8...and wendesday 7-3. Ahh its kinda crazy. After friday i went to adam's party. It was pretty fun. This friend chirs hwas having a party upstairs too, but it got broken up before it even started. haha. Adam got mad at me for talking to some people, he said that he has parties, and i should be talking to him...but he was busy..what was i suppose to do?? just sit there. ah i dunno...he was really mad. anywhose, i went to work on saturday morning...and then came home and slept. haha how fun. =P today i gotta work...but its so nice outside, and i want to wash my car. maybe i'll do that before i got to work at 12. I have so much homework to do too. some math homework and a paper to write that is due tomorrow. =( ahhh and reading that is due on wedesday. I hate be
"been Thinking Of You" Minnie Mouse From Disney Graphic
Checking my stats, I realized that a lot of you who visit me here at my site are looking for some love comments. So my first October graphic offering is Minnie Mouse. Enjoy and Happy October!
Been Busy...
To all my friends: I'm being so busy at the moment with work and my private life (it's a mess), that I don't have enough time to spend here very often. But don't remember: I will not forget you! Big hug and kisses
Been Ridden By 3d Lover??
Visit GoldenGifs MAKE SURE YOU VOTE IT!!:)
Been Tagged
I thought I escaped from these at Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. During the weekend, being the bachelor that I am, I do all my cooking, portion it out to tupperware, and freeze them for the week.... 2. If I meet a girl I like, I will go out of my way to make sure I DON'T think of her sexually, check her ass out, etc. I believe it's bad luck.... 3. I don't date. Never. I might go out with a female friend and what happens, happens. But I NEVER call it a date. 4. If you know me from MySpace, you know I'm crazy when it comes to survey answers. I hope I'm not REALLY that weird... 5. I used to keep a bag in my car with clothes, toothbrush/paste, cologne
Been Played For A Fool.
Been Crazy Around Here!
My van is in the shop. It's sad the dealership doesn't know whats wrong with it. It is a spankin brand new 2006 KIA Sedona. They don't know what is wrong with it. My husband gets in it yesterday and it doesn't want to start. So I meet him at the dealership with my keys. Well my keys doesn't work either. By the way, we have anti theft keys, which means that they are programmed for that specific car. So its sucks, we are without a vehicle right now. Til they figure out what is wrong with it and fix it. So my husband is walking around town trying to meet his appointments that was scheduled. We do have a warranty on the van. So at least that will be covered. RB
Been Down With Pneumonia
I have been neglecting my friend here. I have had pneumonia for 5 weeks now and I am just now home and starting to feel better. Hope all is well with ya'll. XXOXOOXXOOXXXXXX
Been Gone 9 Years Today :(
Been Missing Lately
Hey Cheeries... Haven't been around lately, really busy at work. I'll be back asap...Thanks
Been Awhile......
October 08, 2006 Been awhile......... Well hello .Its been awhile since I have been here .Not alot happening lately still stuck here in florida.But on a brighter note I met someone on that dating site .She is real nice .She is cute as hell,she sounds like a blast to hang with and she is pure country.Yeehaw.Not to mention I think she likes me which is a Anyway I like her too .Its been a long ass time since I met someone that has caught my eye.2 years its been that I have met someone that has iterested me .Thats a good thing.With all the bone headed woman out there I cant believe that someone is starting too catch me .Well its all good cause she is definately someone that I can actually fall for if i hadnt alreadyLOL.She is so cute and when I heard her voice I just lost it I couldnt even talk to her ,she made me feel like a high school kid again .Oh that southern accent sent shivers threw my body .Her voice is like pure gold .I hope it all works out cause this is a girl that
Been Sick
Hey Guys sorry i havent been on in awhile..i have been very sick. so i havent been doing very much net stuff lately. Hope you all are having a safe and happy halloween!! Love you all!! Take Care..
Been Gone To Long.... Sorry!
Hello friends! I am so sorry that I have not been on for the past few weeks. I have been going through a lot lately. I have been dealing with my medical issues, lots of stress, and feeling depressed, plus lack of sleep. Things just have been hard for me lately. Please for give me for not being on here and talking to you all, and commenting back to you all. :( I feel bad about that. I will try to get on more when I feel up to it. My birthday is coming very soon, it is Nov 5 on this sunday. Sad thing is I will be home alone most of the day. :( I am only going out for lunch, that's all. :( Well, I hope to hear from you all soon. *hugs* Beckie
Been Sick
Been sick magnify Well I have been sick lately. Just about everyone here has been. I hate being sick, I turn into a big baby. I guess its to be expected since its the begining of the cold and flu season. Still it sucked. Thats why I havent been on much or talked much lately. Well not much more to say for now. Take care and may the Goddess watch over, protect and bless you all!
Been Busy Lately....
Halloween was a blast, best time of the year for me....been busy, but now I am (hopefully) back
Been Gone
Just wanna say hi to everyone. I've been out sick, for those who noticed, but now I'm back. Hope to talk to you all soon. Lots of Luv! Xuxa
Been Away
I want to appologize to all my friends on here for not being around lately. First of all I have been building my business of web page design and it is growing. Second and even more cool (as far as fun goes), I have speant the last 2 weeks getting ready to be an online DJ. I will be starting my Radio Show tomorrow. It is on: It is the Mid Morning Madness with Sir Jim Show and will air every Mon, Wed and Thur from 9:00 am to Noon (Eastern Standard Time). PLEASE, listen in and send me your requests! I look forward to playing what you want to hear. Make sure you put your name in your request, so I know it is you. (You can also say from Lost Cherry if you wish or Cherry Tap or whatever we are called now..) Love you all and I promise to be on more often now!
Been A Bad Girl?
"Look at that dirty little pussy. Have you been a bad girl?" I was tied to the bed by my wrists and my ankles, blindfolded and gagged, face down. "What are you doing? What’s this?" Samy reached between my legs for the thick vibrator in my pussy. My pussy was sloppy wet and swollen. He turned up the vibration and started to slowly fuck my pussy. "You are a naughty little slut! Look how wet this pussy is!" Samy started fucking my deeper, pushing it into me all the way. I could feel it stretching my pussy, going deep inside. I felt my pussy throbbing on the vibrator with every stroke. I struggled against my restraints. "Where do you think you’re going?" He slapped my ass hard. Then he took the vibrator out of my pussy. "You don’t deserve this." He slapped my ass again. And again. And again. Harder each time. I could feel my ass getting red, stinging more with each spank. I screamed but was stifled by my gag. "What are you trying to say, slut? More?" Next thing I felt was a pad
Been There.. But I Still Need Help Up..
its the exspereance that makes you who you are. the love goes around even when you cant feel it its surrounding you no one knows what your going though your heart will hurt and love will be no help scars will appear and youll turn into who you are dont look down upon the ground it will only let you sitt upon it when you have fallen down look up at the stars for those are the ones who will help you back up when you have came crashing down others will beat you up while i will be here for you handing you my broken hand for i too have come tumbuling down those who cant get up just need alittle help from the ones who have been helped up before and now i am here for you only one thing i ask.. BE HERE FOR ME!!
Been 30 Days Now
1 month and 1 month to go b4 my trip is over. I have driven more than 3700 miles, covered 17 states and I have tried so many different foods on the way. wow what cool culture from state to state. right now I'm in the eastern part of jersey called the Atlantic highlands near sandy hook. was in Philly a few days and had my share of eating a Philly steak with mushrooms. god these are soooooooo good, better than subway or quiznos. spent 2 days here in jersey and will be in new yorks long island by Tuesday night. spend a few days til Saturday or Sunday,then head to Ohio by Tuesday to meet my beautiful friend Lisa (quackers) cant wait to meet her. well that's about it for now and hope yall have a great week and have fun. more pics will be added soon
Been Sick
sorry I havent been on much I been sick with the flu temperature 101 will be back soon dont forget about me hang in there with me i will return love you all very much you all are amnazing precious to me
Been Away...
I am sorry...I have been away so much. I am back and hope to be around write me! ~Frankie~
Been Sick...
I'm feeling a little better about the whole pics thing. I mean, it is still very annoying and I feel a little betrayed about it all but in the end, my whining won't do any good. But I've been sick since Thanksgiving so I haven't been around much. I'm a bit better though it seems to be trying to move into my chest. Hopefully I will be able to stave it off with all the vitamin C and echinacea. So if you've been trying to get in touch with me and haven't been able, be glad. ;c) I'm whiny and grumpy when I'm sick so I'm prone to be short of temper. Pity my family!
Been Sick But Feeling Better
NOW MY COMPUTER HAS MESSED UP USING THE OLD ONE AND IT FREEZES UP ON THIS SITE MY EMAIL IS SEND ME EMAILS ANYTIME AND AS SOON AS I GET THE OTHER COMPUTER FIXED I WILL BE BACK DONT FORGET ME I LOVE YOU ALL WITH ALL MY HEART HERE IS A SONG THAT TELLS YOU THAT YOU ARE ALL I NEED OR WANT IN A FRIEND YOU ALL ARE AMAZING AND THE BEST EVER IN THE WORLD She's a yellow pair of running shoes A holey pair of jeans She looks great in cheap sunglasses She looks great in anything She's I want a piece of chocolate Take me to a movie She's I can't find a thing to wear Now and then she's moody She's a Saturn with a sunroof With her brown hair a-blowing She's a soft place to land And a good feeling knowing She's a warm conversation That I wouldn't miss for nothing She's a fighter when she's mad And she's a lover when she's loving [Chorus] And she's everything I ever wanted And everything I need I talk about her, I go on and on and on 'Cause she's everything
Been Gone For A While
Hi there, everybody. It's been awile since I've been here. I hope that everyone is well, and doing fine. I haven't been on, as I no longer have access to the computer that I was using to be here. The one that I have here at home is a piece of junk and it takes forever for pages to load. Up to 5 minutes per page. The good news is that I've been informed that I will be receiving a new computer for Christmas. So YAY ME!!!! Hopefully, that means that I will be able to come here more often. But, for those of you who are interesting, I do have other webpages that you can visit. or or for the downright naughty Stop on by and hang out awhile. Later, gators.
Been Awhile
HI everyone. Its been awhile since I've updated the information. Its been a really rought couple of weeks or so. THey where doing some testing on me to see how the chemo was working and I got bad news. The cancer was growing. We took a more agressive approach. We upped the chemo dosage. It really got me sick. I still feel week most days. I've finally lost my hair a few days ago. To any woman that is something very hard. I've lost another 10lbs or so. God I've got to stop loosing its getting bad. I'm still not ready to give up tho. I've got a son waiting for me back home. A family that is very supportive. Many good friends that have been there for me. There is also someone special that been there for me. His been very supportive and his one of a million. I have to go. I'm feeling weak. Take care all
Been Away
Been Away
Been A While !!
How are u all.. !!???? Miss u all !! sorry for that lol !! well im going to try to stay more here !! new stuff has been entering in my life !! bad and goods !!! im less tired had to make some things in my life lol !! well im all good not at 100% but still !! lool MERRY CHRISTMAS to ALL !!
Been Thinking
I have learned a lot in the past year. I had a bad relationship and stayed single for 8 months to just be me again. Along this jouney I found a great man that is everything i was wanting in a man. Now I had to re-adjust to life again and being with someone and not let my past relationship interfere with that. Not an easy task when you arent treated to well and was hurt a lot. So I had to learn to leave it behind and give the guy a chance maybe he would be different. So 6 months later we are still together and doing great. It is a wonderful feeling being with someone and knowing they want to be with you and want you a part of their lives. No control and trying to change the other just acceptance and love for who we are a beautiful thing. Been a very long time since I have felt that. It is amazing what you can find when you arent even looking. I have learned to let the little things go life is too short to get let them bother you. I have learned you must go through hell to truley aprecia
Been A Good Year.....on To 2007
When I decided to produce my own music....(for my own entertainment)...back in March I would have never guessed where it would take me. The best decision I have made to date. The second was setting up my myspace page.....full of bugs but a great marketing tool. My 1st release Wide Awake But Asleep was the best seller for Cobalt Recordings this year......mainly due to some great remixes by Lukas Greenberg and Hado. Also gained radio airplay and listed No1 on DJ's top playlists. Look out for Wide Awake But Asleep Remixes soon. Next year should be even better with more releases including:- PJ NFX - ZigZag (D-White Noise Remix) (ORYX Music) D-White Noise - Dark & Jealous Ep (ORYX Music) D-White Noise - Run Rune Rain Ep (COBALT 031 - Cobalt Recordings) + more under discussion....... Also with any luck I'll also find a label for my Me Mood - Time Moves album project. Thanks so much for your support so far. Wish you all well in 2007 Dave D-White Noise Me Mood
Been A Wild Ride
Well I had to work on Christmas (got off the boat a day after)Just to give you a hint of what I do I'm a towboat pilot.Home 3 week & off 3 weeks been doing that for 23 years.Well New years was a hell of a party for me slowed down but not stopped yet!Not married so I can go & come as I please.It's sad it's 06:30 am & still running sideways (lol)I'm usually on my space scott3392 same as here but you guys seem to be a hell of allot cooler fill free to holler scott3392@ CherryTAPScott
Been Busy
Ok well fisrt i am sorry I have not been on for quite some time...Second my internet is down and thats y I have not been on for this long. Just now found a place where i could go to use the web and its not that often i can come here..So I have missed you all and I hope I get some comments coming so I get some points...Kudos and to hear whats been up for this last month GoThIcFrE@k911
Been A While.
so i havent been around for a while. none of you are to blame. i've been focusing on my writing. a good friend of my sister is publishing a book of short stories very soon, and they asked me to contribute. as of 15 minutes ago, im finished with it and will be mailing it off. none of this affects any of you, and i only told you all that to tell you this: you ought to see more of me now.
Been A Long Time. . .
Well. . . It's been a long time since I put something on here. . . I'm not sure what to put up, today. I read a few books on the origins of life in the universe. . . One of 'em was tryin' to talk me into bein' an atheist. Richard Dawkins wrote it, and he was recently chewed a new one on South Park. It's a good book, though. And I got in an argument with a guy at work about whether or not evolution and natural selection happens at random or not. . . The dude said it wasn't random and that there is a cause and effect relationship between an organism's environment and the way it evolves. . . He's totally backwards about it. I also bought a huge TV/PC monitor, yesterday. . . Well, it's not huge, but it's big. 37". I feel like Batman when I'm at the 'puter!! Or like it's NORAD or something. OH!! And I saw Rocky Balboa, and it rocked! I would recommend it, if anyone cares about my opinion. Besides that stuff, it's just been workin' and having some beers from time to time.
Been In My Wallet For Months
New days,and glimmers of hope. Seems as though..... Wasnt quite,to the end of my rope.... A small comfort. Worth gargantuan confidence. Brighter visions,for clearer days. Rapidly improving. Emerging from haze. Slow is the turning Yet equal with haste. Everything in life With the twists of fate. Hope easily outweighs..... Satisfied complacency Never breeds haste in me. Only diversity Breeds purpose for me. Feeling unshelved Losing the dust Of percieved ages In dungeons holding no faces Keep pushing forward NO NEED TO WASTE THIS! Something missing all along Still possesed it just the same Any other road Would be a shame.......
Been Missing You All My Friends
hey ya'll sorry i have not been on much i been trying to fight this flu i have it's a tough battle but i'm not giving in ha ha i will beat it sooner or later i miss talking to you all verry much i wish you the best sending all of you my friends some loving and hugs tina
Been A While
does seem ages since i did one of these,and things in here seem to be changing,you dont get as many ratings on pics as you did and now its all mum based threads,im not complaing im as bad as the next person just seems to have moved on alittle feeling a bit low at the moment too,works a bitch and im way to worn out to do anything naughty to the wife so im frustrated as well lol
Been Fucked
2007-1-14 8:39:52 YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back t
Been There
Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.”
Been Very Sick & Recovering Still
Started last Friday. Both of us got real sick! It was consentrated in our lower intestinal area through the groin. We could barely move. It had felt like someone had kicked us in our groin. Felt severely bruised all throughout the reproductive area. I had been wracking my brain trying to figure out what we both ate or did to make us sick. I fix supper twice most nights. He eats a different meal than me because of his appetite and no teeth. The only thing I could relate both of us exposed to is the terpentine. The workers on the house used way too much terpentine and strong odor of a gas smell hung in the apt all day and most of Saturday. I will have to call the landlord and have him ask his workers not to use so much if any at all around here because Jerry has no immune system to fight the fumes. Found out from the woman who gave him his shot that it was a form of flu. So either one or both of these are factors in our illnesses. Plus the rainly weather we had for the weekend
Been A Few Days
Haven't blogged in a few days, but mostly because I have to bide my time between this site, which I am addicted to and my more "professional" (looking) blog, which I am also addicted to. Last night, DH and I went and partied with some friends of ours because it was my girl, Amara's, 35th birthday. She and I are a lot alike, except for the part where she is a sassy and smart-ass stripper. She had one of her friends there who is a stripper and her niche is pole-dancing. Kat showed us some of her pole-antics on the pole that Amara has set up in her basement and challenged the boys, at the party, to try some for margarita jello shots. It was funny watching the guys try the "easy" stuff...they even tried the "hard" tricks and quickly gave up. I am too thick to be a stripper (too small to be considered bbw ***wink***), although I can dance a whole hell of a lot better than a lot of the girls I have seen in the strip club (yes, I have been to a few strip clubs in my life), but
Been Missing For 9 Nine Yrs
woooooooooo hoooooooooo yesterday was the best day. my long lost causin was found or should i say he found us. I am so so happy he has been found. any way i will post new pics as i can. come to find out he went to iraq when we first invaded adn from there alaska michigan texas and noe back in colorado this is so awesome. i am so glad he is back in our lives i cant wait to talk with him.
Been There Done That,,,lol
FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk Redneck FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs Redneck FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up -------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. Redneck FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. --------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. Redneck FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but hey, that shit was fun " ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Cry with you. Redneck FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put som
Been There ... Done That ...
Been There ... Done That ... I lost sight of myself once, trying to make someone notice me. I only wanted him to see me, see who I am. I wanted so badly for him to love me, I lost sight of myself. I lost the person inside me that my friends loved so much. I would sit and ask myself, "Why?" "What did I do wrong?" I started looking for the faults he might have seen in me. Blaming myself for everything, even for simply being. So angry at myself for not being good enough, Perhaps not even strong enough for him to want to love me. Then I realized what love really was & is all about. Love doesn't judge anyone or ask them to change. Love is forgiving, gentel & kind, often thought of as blind. Love is having no fear, no regrets, no more lonely tomorrows Love will wash away all you sorrows & give nothing but brighter tomorrows. The road to true love & happiness is paved with heartache & sorrow, With broken hearts, shattered dreams, pain eternal or so it may seem. But in t
Been Thinking
I've been thinking lately... I plan to race my Suzuki since there are classes for it in our district including in the Adelanto Grand Prix. So, if I race next year, I'll race my bike for awhile before getting the Honda. The problems? 1) I do not have my family's support yet and that bothers me. I'm a family person and I need their support. 2) Right now I can only ride a little and get to know the bike, until I get gear. And being my bike is at my friend's house... I can only ride on Saturdays and Sundays. But even when it's here, it's the same thing. 3) The biggest problem right now is bringing my bike home without getting my head cut off by my family. Heh.
Been Gone
I'm back from my road trip to Phoenix....Sorry I missed Valintines day....I will make it up...Hope you'll like the pics...My daughter graduated from she won't need as much
Been Awhile
yeah i know i havent written much lately. but i've been busy as fuck. too much has happened in the past 2 weeks. For all my friends that i have been neglecting i am so sorry. i will try and be around more for you guys! I'm just trying to get everything in my life straightened out. right now i need to focus on me. i've been neglecting myself. I've been too preoccuppied with trying to help others with their issues and now my own life is falling to pieces around me. For those who have been there for me lately thank you so much! It means a lot to me. anyhow, here are some lyrics that hit home right now. Wish I was too dead to cry My self-affliction fades Stones to throw at my creator Masochists to which I cater You don't need to bother; I don't need to be I'll keep slipping farther But once I hold on, I won't let go 'til it bleeds Wish I was too dead to care If indeed I cared at all Never had a voice to protest So you fed me shit to digest I wish I had a r
Been Sick
Ive been sick all week and still not well. It's why I haven't been around. Just letting ya'll know. peace -Mark
Been Busy!!!
Hey hey to all my sweet [or sour] cherries. I've been busy in my offline life so have barely had computer time. I'm sorry that I haven't been doing my ratings like I should be, but know that I appreciate my Cherry Tappers out there. Argh, gotta go to work! Peace!
Been Awhile
I thought I could do a blog entry more often than this..but yet I could not think of anything interesting to say. There are some that say I'm NOT interesting anyway! haha. But just like my diaries as a kid I could never keep up with them ,didnt have anything to say. I wasnt pretty or the ugliest girl..I didnt have the hot football player after me ...I wasnt getting into trouble ...etc. In fact I threw them away as I got older ,cause they were so stupid! I'm just now learning how to make these web pages. We shall see how this all goes. Maybe I'll meet more cool people, and someone will actually come by and look.
Been On Less And Less Lately
this site is cool and everything and ive gotten to know a lot of great people on here but most of my friends and family are on myspace. given that this site will always be better than myspace, i just havent been on it lately. so anyway, if you want you can add me on myspace to keep in touch, k? :-) love ya guys. youve been good to me here. no, im not deleting myself. i havent stopped coming completely and want to stick around. hope you all had a great weekend. ttyl!!
Been Revoked
no longer bomb squad but whatever if ya peeps have it in ya let me know if ya can help thanx all.... click pic show a lil love...thanx
Been S0 Busy!
Hello and sorry to all of my friends on here. I know I haven`t been around much lately to comment and rate and all that good stuff. If you`re wondering where I`ve been well, keep reading and I`ll let you know. Well, last week, I spent two nights at the Hilton hotel in Boston for a Navy enlistment thing. Yes, I joined and yes it`s all official now. I leave for Illinois on August 22. I know, I`m sorry. But if any of you would like to keep in touch while I`m gone, when the time comes, and we`re close enough, we`ll exchange addresses. Then this past Friday I went and saw Killswitch Engage, DragonFore, Chimara, and He Is Legend at the Paladium. Oh my gosh they were so sick!! Let me tell you, it was insane!! The pits were amazing! I crowd surfed like a bajillion times and I knocked some fat bitch out who then yelled at me for pushing her because she was wearing a dress. Haha. Stupid hoe. There were even G-Units there. Haha. After the show, AAF gave out free No Fear energy drinks and
Been Away
Have had alot of stuff going on in life so haven't been around for awhile.. I hope everyone is well and sure miss my friends will be popping in a bit later Hugs to all. D
Been A Lil Down Lately
The last couple of weeks have been really rough--mentally that is -- people at work have noticed, Roo noticed, everyone kept asking if I was ok, if something was wrong. After talking with a close friend, and talking with Roo, I've decided it just might be a good idea to go back on an anti-depressant. I was on them several years ago, and once I felt I didn't need them any longer -- I gradually stopped taking them. I don't know if it's the weather; if it's the stress from my youngest son and his antics; or what, but it seems the depression has returned. This is also the reason why I haven't left a whole lot of comments (none today with the exception of one) and why I haven't chatted with the few of you that I do chat with. All I have to do is get through the weekend, and come Monday afternoon, things will start getting better. It's not like I've gone completely mental lol...though some might disagree...and for those who may suggest a natural remedy like st. john's wort...I'
Been Gone!!!
Well, i haven't been around the past few days... i have been hella busy... working, and such. I actually love my job. I just sit around and "hang out".... it's insane. But, it's cool. But i have been so busy with work the past few days, and w/ school all week long, i've not gotten caught up with anything, so people, lemme know whats been up!!!
Been Busy
Hello To all My friends..I have been very busy..and not getting online much....I hope you all are doing well.....I do miss and love you all.. EVIL
Been A Few Days
ok, let's see now....well, i've been on jury duty for the past week (yippy), i had larengitis (i never said i was good at spelling), and right now i have a raging headache... can't wait for the warm weather to finally get here, i'm tired of having to put clothes on to go out on the patio.
Been Awhile
Well I have had a busy week and it seems that it will stay busy for a while. Sorry to everyone that has missed me..(I know it wasn't alot of people) My husbands grandpa died and we had the funeral and all the morning with in 3 days so it was crazy. I am still trying to console him and his mom, nevermind myself. I think my 5 year old took it hard to because she has been sleeping alot this week and I am trying to get her to open up a bit about it and really try to get what she is feeling so I can help her. Kids are tough to figure out at times. Thanks for the comments on my other blog they made me smile :) Music Codes - MySpace Layouts
Been Gone A Few Days...
I just wanted to say HI!!! to my friends... Been gone a few days. Ah, homework, tests, and Botany can suck... Till next time.
Been And Gone
Well my mom has been here and is gone again. It was a wonderful visit. It's been a long time since we've had that good a visit. On the bad side tho I got fired from my job yesterday. I'm not really upset about it cause I hated the job, but financially I can't afford it. Got a job interview on tuesday for a new job tho. Wish me luck!
Been Away
well to all, I have a huge test today. Thats why you have not seen me around the lasr # of days. Well i get to test this morning so wish ME LUCK. I will be back soon to see every thing i missed.
Been There
I was widowed 10 years ago this past Jan. I found this song by Diamond Rio called "I Believe." All I can say is: whoever wrote that song must have been through it.
Been In And Out Of Puddles All Day!
This guy walks into a quiet bar. He is carrying 3 ducks. He places them on the bar. He has a few drinks and chats with the Bartender. The Bartender is experienced and has learned not to ask people about the animals that people bring into the bar, so he doesn't mention the ducks. They chat for about 30 minutes before the bloke with the ducks has to go to the restroom. The ducks are left on the Bar. The bartender is alone with the ducks. There is an awkward silence. The bartender decides to try make some conversation. "What's your name?" he says to the 1st duck "Huey" said the duck. "How's your day been?" "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day". "Oh. That's nice.", says the Bartender. Then he says to the 2nd duck, "Hi. And what's your name?". "Dewey" came the answer. "So how's your day been?". "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. If I had the chance another day I would do the same again". So the bar
Been One Of Those Days
hieee everyone... imma be sappy for a needing to feel the love. so if ya wonna stop by n say hello... xoxo Shay
Been A While!!!
Been Called Worse
You scored as Slut. Slut88%Loser56%Athletic Tomboy50%Nerdy Girl50%Hippy50%Popular Bitch38%Goth31%Preppy Girl13%What type of girl are you?!!created with
Been Away
Well folks here's the deal. Sorry I've been away but I've been in a bit of a funk lately and I haven't been able to drag my sorry ass to Cherry Tap for a while. I'm better now and hope to be doing more here on my CT page. If you read this blog, please, tell me what you like and don't like. I'll try to add more stuff that you like. I love the old 80's video's as you can tell. I also like some of the older stuff like Janis Joplin and Hendrix and think their performance vid's are cool as hell. On to the news of the day. Well it seems bald ass Brit and K-dred have hammered out the details of their divorce. Yippee fucking skip. Now we can all rest at ease knowing the fate of their 2 kids and her money. But what about her hair? I mean my GAWD! And what about the Anna Nicole Smith family saga? Are they gonna dig up her son and re-do the autopsy? For pity sake, let the dead rest in peace! Quote for the day "I found a head in a bucket of paint once!"
Been Busy
Sorry to all those i have not gotten back to, been realy busy for the last couple days now working on something. come by and check it out i will work on getting back to those i've missed messages from. have a great night :)
Been A Little Bit
Its been a long weird trip for me . I went from a strung out gutter punk to someone now with a job . One that is legitiamate , and one that I can actually say I am glad to have . Sure it doesent beat the money I used to make , but its worth it . No longer do I have to worry about jail . Getting beat up robbed or killed over a mistake ...I like life for once in a long time
Been Busy
Been A Little Bit Since I Wrote
So, how is everyone doing? I've been busy as hell lately. There's not much to talk about i guess. I'm just as horny as ever and still looking for a few good pervs in my area to have some fun with. Wow, either I'm a total geek or my life has become this damned boring.
Been Awhile
How's everyone doing? I don't think I've even been in to touch base for awhile. The days seem to go by so fast, and you just wonder where the time went, from one day to the next. I still can't believe that it's the middle of April, since I can't really tell ya where Jan, Feb, and March Just flew out the window to somewhere. hehehehehe We had a great Easter. We went to Lebanon to visit my mom and dad. Dad hasn't been doing too well, and we're still concerned about his weakness, but just trust that God will give him and us the strength that is needed. We had a great supper, and enjoyed a visit from my Uncle Doc, and Aunt Charlotte. It's always good to see them. Things haven't been much different around here. Lee's still working his butt off, and I'm not. lol ....working that is. Hopefully, that will change, as of today, since I'm hoping to hear back on a job interview that I went to yesterday. It sounds very promising. It isn't what you'd call full ti
Been Away
Haven't been back to cherrytap for ages. Basically because I've been hitting the gym hard in every spare second I had. So far have lost 4 stone. That's 56 pounds for you Americans. Feeling great. Looking better. Missin this place though
Been A Little While
How is everyone doing? I hope this finds everyone safe and horny as hell;). I have felt like there's been much to say lately, just racking up the CT friends (god I am such a geek at times. If you are one of the over 500 people whom Ive add since I've been on here and haven't even said hi to, I'm sorry and I'll start trying to be more talkative. Same old things have been going on in my life. I still don't have a new webcam or even a digital camera for that matter :( . As soon as I get one, what type of pics should i take? clean ones or NSFW ones? I'll put it to a vote. If any one is interested in seeing my NSFW pix, just let me know in a message and I'll add you to my family list. Well good bye for now, not sure when my perverted little mind will have something I feel is interesting to blog about again.
Been Awhile
Guess it's been a few days since I last wrote in here... Dropped one of my classes, not biology, but another class. I'm dealing with a lot right now and that teacher just pissed me off, so I dropped the class. My bike is going up for sale this week, once I can force myself to do it. I will then turn around and buy either an RM85 or KX85. I need a better bike. Hoping I can buy my daughter a 50 also if I have any cash left over. Plus gear. Picked up 2 more sponsors... MotoCandy and Vortex! Other than that, just typical life stuff going on I suppose.
Been Away For A While.
Work gets in the way of fun. Will try to post more regularly. Rock on folks.
Been Sick
I've had a bad flu for 2 weeks and no energy. I have only been able to take sessions and get back to work in the last two days so I have been really out of the loop, out of my head..out of everything. I've come back to check my mail here and there but not much more. I haven't been shooting, I haven't been doing anything but sleeping, coughing, hacking, just so sick. Anyway, I'm back, sort of. I'm not 100% better. More like 60% so I won't be very active on here. I'm still trying to get my energy back. Make me happy and go to my site.
Been Away For A Bit
i just got sick of the internet all together, and haven't really been getting on a whole hell of a lot. anyway, what's been going on? let's see.... me and pookie hooked up with a girl we were supposed to get with years ago, and that went horrible. needless to say, she got "fired" and now it's just back to me and pookie again. i guess we're still open to a 3rd in the future, but are we ever gonna be picky now. hmmm. what else? oh yeah, we resurrected the old Pigfucker Records label as the new Creepy Guy Records. we're mainly dealing in music of the extreme variety ( black metal, punk - as in REAL punk, and powerviolence.). none of that pussy ass MTV-friendly shit on our we should have a few CDs dropping this year, and should also have a full blown record store up and running when we move to Seattle later in the year. more on that soon, i'm sure. other than that, not a whole lot new. thanx to all the ppl who didn't delete my sorry ass and continued to leave me comments and
Been Gone For A Bit....
had alot of shit going on there for a little while but I have since gotten somethings under control.... I'm trying now to put my life back together... Anyway I'll be on more often now...more on that later xoxox - Dahlia
Been Missing You
All the good times we had Even the ones that are sad I've been missin you Tokin it up with you down in cali And the fun times we had at the pep rally I've been missin you Thinking about you brings tears to my eyes And when I think about astoria's penis in the sky I've been missin you I want to hang with you everyday But you're too faraway I've been missin you
[[ Been In Hospital ]]
just in case some ppl dont get bulletin i been sick but am doin better hence why i havent been around the last few days should be back by the weekend MUCH LOVE TO YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my bulletin
Been Down And Out!
I have been very sick for quite a while, in fact I have been on my death bed! It seems I have been a diabetic and never new it. Now I am coming back slowly but surely:) still have problems with too high blood sugar, but it will get better! I have not been in the mood to set on the computer for this reason, hope all my friends and family understand why I have not been responding to you comments. The newly arising fatfire.
Been Gone Awhile..
Well, I realize that I haven't been on in a while. My computer crashed and I had to order a new one... I hope that you all didn't miss me to much! Lol.
Been Missin Yall
been missing yall bunches ...xoxo steph
Been So Long
Been so long since I last saw you But you still tasted the same Your lips on mine Still held that fire That made me quiver All those long nights ago Been so long since you were inside me But you still felt the same You deep inside me Still shakes me to my core Still leaves me breathless And always, always, wanting more Been so long since your arms encircled me Erasing all that pain and hurt inside me Since I tucked my face into your shoulder And felt everything else just fall away Since I felt your warmth and safety Since I wished that you'd never leave me © Andi 2007
Been A While!
My husband works alot and well it's been a while since I've made a nice meal fer him so tonight I'll be maken taco salad,,, which is very Hopefully he'll be happy with it,, then after may give him some love-ins,, see if he would love to have some hair pie... HA HA... Yes I'm bad but what can I say?
Been A While
Ok, it's been a while since I posted something on here. I guess I'm more interested in adding more people to my list and rating their NSF pix than doing anything productive on here. I just have a few things I wanted to say this time. First of all, to all the people i've added and never said hi to, I'm sorry, sometimes I can be isensitive, if you want to chat, just hit me up either on here or on yahoo(my sn is kaurik_warrior_fo_gaia). Next, I'd just like to say thank you to all of the people who have accepted my friends invitations. And last, but not least...yes I'm probably considered a perv, if you want to remove me from your list or you want me to add you to my family list, just let me know.
Been A Bad Day
Well, sorry if I have not been replying to messages, or posting comments, rating pics etc. The day started off great, had a day off, some of my friends boosted me over to level 10..WOO HOO... and I thank you and will return the favor 10 fold very soon. Then things went worse. Those that have pets will know what I am saying. Today I had to take my Rott (Gretchen) to the vet to be put down. She lived a long life of almost 15 years, and was in pain. I knew tha tI had to do it, but it was difficult to say good bye to a family member. She went quietly, I held her head and was able to give her a kiss good bye. I burried her in my back yard, along with my other family members (two dogs, and three cats) my boys and I dug her grave and made her cross. Time will allow me and my sons to get over the tears and pain that we are feeling, but she will be in our hearts forever. Some will say that she was just a dog, and to get over it. Well, she was more then that, she was family, and will be treated
Been Out
Sorry everyone, I've been travelling lately.. I haven't been online I'm sorry! I hope to get new pics up soon and tell you all what's been happening. Thanks for all the notes and messages. lots of love, hugs, and kisses!
Been A While....
sorry i haven't been writing on here much... since daddy passed away... things have been up in the air for me. i went into depression for a while and hid from the world basically... but i'm getting better. i miss him a lot and still cry for him often. i start college soon... i was supposed to start on may 29th, but due to transportation issues i had to push it back 6 weeks... but it's alright. i enrolled in the Academy of Court Reporting... which should be good for me since i fly on a keyboard anyways and with it being a freelance job i can easily work for a company that lets me travel. the renovations on my apartment are basically done and over with... there are just a few odds and ends that have to be tweaked and it will be complete. my divorce is going nowhere atm... which is irking the hell out of me... everyone hopes that jason and i are going to get back together and its not going to happen and it's pissing me off that nobody will just let things be and accept the fact that i don
Been A Good While, Whats Been Going On...
Hey to all who read this... Sorry I aint been around in a good while... Alot has been going on with me... Since January I have miscarried had my man walk cuz he got mixed up in bad stuff and then became real ill... I am in the process of recovering from emergency surgery that was done on April 30th, I was doing alright and before I knew it I was put on bed restriction due to a slight infection starting up... I miss every one and think of yall often... Hoping to be 100% better soon so I can visit more often on here... Take care and be safe... Big Hugs to all!!!
Been Fun !
Well folks it has been fun on Cherry Tap, a real scream to say the least... I have made alot of new friends and very good friends on here... But I won't be on here every day or should I say for hours non stop every day... Any one having Yahoo Chat feel free to add me there my name on itis sweet_package_69... Hope everyone had a safe yet awesome holiday weekend... Steve aka .¸¸. ºÖº.¸¸. ºÔº ºÖº.¸¸.Sweet Package.¸¸. ºÔº ºÖº.¸¸. ºÖº.¸¸.
Been Missing
Sorry I haven't been around much. I'm on the job out in Phoenix and been on nightshift working 13 hours a day. Add the hour and a half drive to that for round trip and I get pretty tired. But, even after all that, I go out and cook up some food on the grill almost every morning and work on my tan by the pool. I'll try to get back on when more when I can. Thanks to all that have not forgotten me in my absense.
Been A While
It's been a while since I've been up here, I was gone to a deployment and was gone for a while--but the girl is BACK and ready for anything!!
Been Gone, Almost Back
morning, Hugs M'Lady Tina
Been Mia
Just a quick note to all my friends...sorry I've been gone, my youngest son was in the hospital for 4 days with pneumonia and now I'm trying to get finals done. I'll be back when I can.
Been There Done That Will I Do It Again?
Once again I find myself at a cross roads. I have been here more then a few times. Will I dip my toe in the kink pool one more time and dive in head first with out any thought to the consequences? Will things be different or will I once again get so fed up with the same old same old BS that drives me away. I have been fairly happy for the past year or so, I am cool with me I like hanging out with me and have come to terms with the things I need to deal with. But if I take another chance and crash and burn what’s the point in getting back up. My liver went through a very hard time, my health is pretty freaking important to me. Once again I’m looking down the paths again and wondering WTF to do.
Been One Of Those Days....
Been A While
Okay its been a while since Ive added anything here. I even moved across the country! Well, I am living with my closest friends sons mother. I guess I couldve just said my friends ex. But that makes it sound like I am with her. Im not. In fact, she is blonde, I dont date blondes. Never have. Its nothing personal, just not my thing. Anyway, things are really cool here. Its in a really nice part of town and we have a pool. Always a crowd pleaser. Its been really cool to hang out with my friend again. Whats wierd is all his friends know so much about me, I feel like Im famous. Everyone has already heard just about everything Ive done. (i was a real bad kid, no really, a really bad kid)so the stories just roll. Its wierd when someone asks me if Im the "bottle rocket in the mall" guy. I have been spending more time on Cherry Tap lately. Why? I have no earthly idea! Ya know, this site really used to be cool. It was a rare deal when someone used fake pictures on their profiles, or eve
Been Awhile
Well my husband comes home in less then a week I'll be taking some time off of CT I'll miss you all but you know I'll check in for new adds and make sure I send a little love.
Been Said Before, Needs To Be Said Again...
GET A FUCKING LIFE! seriously folks, you get entirely TOO wapped up in this site, and many other sites like it. cliques, caring about what people think of you, if you get a low rating, fussing and feuding, "ct marriages", get fucking real. the REAL world is too big and too beautiful to be concerned with an over abundance of petty and simple minds on this site. GO REALIZE THAT!
Been Busy
I just wanted to let all my family and friends that I love them all and miss talking to every one of you but I have been so busy with work and moving that I have not had time to get on here and chat or send comments, just remember I miss you all and ill be back soon as I get settled in new home.... Love you all and Miss ya too, June (AKA)Plain and Simple
Been A While
It's been a while since I was last here cus Ive been busy with other stuff. I will get back to being a full-time CT'r again, soon! And I will get around to returning all the rates as soon as I can! Thank you, keep em coming!
Been Busy
I havent been on here that much at all lately.I miss being able to just get on here and play when ever I wanted. I have just been to fusking busy. Oh well I guess thats part of life huh.
Been There , Listen Up!
This makes so much sense whether you are single, dating or married..... If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregn
Been A While
I haven't blogged here in a bit, so here it goes! The new apartment is ok as far as apartments go, nothing fancy. I still haven't been able to spread my stuff out since the guy that was supposed to leave last month is still there, he hasn't packed a thing. I'm starting to get a little pissed about that, but I'm remaining calm for now.... My bedroom has just about all the stuff that I moved with, leaving only a little path to my bed...Just great!!! The birthday is just around the corner and I'm ok with turning 42, yikes! Sure didn't think that I would live this long..LOL! Anyway there really isn't that much going on, still trying to get internet at apartment...Verizon pisses me off sometimes! Oh well, thatis it for now... Ciao!!!
Been Gone A Lot
Sorry haven't been around much. I started my new job and have been adjusting to the new hours and duties. I will be on more now that things are starting to settle down. Finally! In a job here in Alabama that I truly like again.
Been Away For Awhile
thanxs to all for ur comments i will return... love u friends
Been Up Drinking, Been Up Thinking
What is financial independence? It’s making more money than you can spend. I’m working on it. Questions occurring late at night drinking… On GREG: Why are YOU so emotionally detached? Hell, I know why I am- why the hell are you? Life;s been good. No women have systematically destroyed you, like they have me. On BUBBA: Why in the hell do I NOT want revenge this time? I used to be such a vengeful bastard. I ALWAYS had to win in the end. Why don’t I care this time? Cuz I know he’s already lost in the long run? Because – in this instance, pretending to lose AND still care makes me the psychological winner? My mind has such subtle turns any more, I do things before I know I am doing them. The only time I fuck things up IS WHEN MY Conscious actions get in the way of my subconscious ones. Scary,. Eh? Trust your instincts, motherfucker. Your level of experience in life far surpasses your ability to react. Quit kneejerking and let your inner self take over. Its far less co
Been Busy....
Hey ya'll I have been so busy, but I thought I would stop by and say hi to everyone!!We are working hard getting out there and noticed and spreading the fubar name.. :D Even though the name changes it is still an awesome site!! I just added some new photos and stuff to my stash! Check em out! Let me know if you want to see something else! I will try to do that!!
Been Gone
Once again I've had technical issues here at the Casa de la Yoda. They been resolved now and I hope to hear from everyone soon. Thanks to all my friends!!
Been Busy
So .. . The last couple days while basically wasted have led to one delightful development. . . I"m totally and completely in love with Ryan he's in basic right now but will be home soon I've known him for over a year and I guess we're a couple now and i'm quite deliriously happy about it actually but I'm still jobless so if you know anybody hiring it would be much appriciated. Kiss Kiss
Been A Ok Day
i have had a ok day i guess. i had to work and that was ok. but i got home today from geting the girls it was just a mess. and it ended yup bad i dont know what happened either. but i am real depressed and i dont even know why. i dont know what to do about it i just sit here trying to get over it and i cant this time not fully anyway. i just want to cry and i cant let it out. i tear up like im going to and then it just stops like it is teasing me. but i keep telling myself that i dont want to cry but that is not working either. im just in a mood tonight i guess.
Been Gone
Been gone for some time, the backlight on my old laptop went out. So nowI have a new one .... Hey, I've joined the DUAL CORE world now!! :D Now that Yoda (Chance) is back, let the fun commence!!
Been Afk Alot Lately..
Hello everyone, sorry i've been afk alot lately. Had alot of shit going on. Well anyway's... It's not going to stop till I But during the day when I have time I will def. be bombing like mad crazy.. Love you all, laterz. -Pyroinc
Been Awhile?
Been A While!
I know, I know, it's been foreva since we talked! For this I sincerely appologize! Can you EVER find it in your heart, to forgive me? Well, maybe if I explain a bit, it will help... As most of you know, I was in a nasty accdent, back in April (rear-ended by a truck/semi)... Well, physical therapy is 3 days a week. Add to that, all of the doctors/specialist appointments, and daily upkeep of the house. Not to mention visiting my sweetheart, once a month, for a week at a time (I only wish it could be longer)... We are doing great, BTW, I miss him terribly, when I'm not there. Ok, back to my brokenness... I recently found out that I have to have 3 surgeries..ok well I consider it 2 and a half, the doctors call it 3. The half one, is injections in my neck, for the herniated disk. The other two are on my shoulder and knee...and those two are actually surgeries (AHHHH!). Those of you who know me, know that I don't even do needles...much less cutting!! Oh and now my little sister (Vicki) a
Been Away For Awhile
Hello everyone. I know I have been away for awhile and probably will be on and off for awhile longer. We had a Tornado Touch down in our home town and have been having some awful weather that past few weeks. Nothing major was damaged this time thank God, but just enough mess to keep you busy. The Tornado knocked down several trees and scattered debris all over town. Even had lightning Strike one tree here catching it on fire. We had our electricity down for 2 days and had to run our generator to keep us going with the business. I totally shut down off the Internet and just have been concentrating on the other daily duties of my busy work days. Thank You to all who continued to send me love and comments while I was away. You are all truly the best online friends anyone could ask for. I will try to come on as much as possible and keep everyone posted when able. It's looking so far like all this week is going to be nothing but severe Thunder storms here, so I won't be online too m
Been Thinking
I was just sitting here thinking about the sweet things people do for each other. How often do you see things like I'm about ready to tell you happen? This is the HONEST truth!!! Tonight at work a kid brought his girlfriend roses. In the roses was a fake one.. He said I'll be with you until the last rose dies. Then he purposed! The other sweet part is he had it planned where their parents came in and acted as if they were doing last minute shopping. How fuckin sweet is that?? I have heard of something like that happen, but I've never thought anyone would really do it. Thus, who really wants purposed to in the middle of Old Navy??
Been Awhile.......
just stopped by to see what everyone was up to. there is too much drama on the net these days. how is everyone? i hope y'all are doin good. as for me i am going to new york on monday for a week to see my in laws. hope 2 chat soon!
Been Back A Few Weeks Lol
im still havent cuaght up to everyone and cant catch up lol. oh well ill catch up someday lol
Been Made A Google Group Moderator! :)
Just found out I've been made a Mod for one of the community groups I'm in on Google Long story short; the owner has recently come back online after nearly a two year absence & wanted to show his appreciation for my helping to keep the group open (it's been very quiet this year apart from myself & two other members posting). The others will get thanked in similar fashion. The group is called IM - The Learning Zone -> linked here for anybody interested in having a look. We require members to have the Incredimail Xe email program as the group is mainly themed on sharing & making email stationery for Incredimail but is also a friendship group where you can chat about anything. We also share graphics, jokes, stories & anything else we think the others may like. The owner, Tony, is quite an accomplished letter designer & will be happy to teach anyone interested in learning how to make email stats (stationery). It is an ad
Been Awhile
It has been awhile since I have done any blogging. I have just not really given it much thought to do so. I just decided to write a little bit to let everyone know what I have been up to lately. I was working there for a few months at the local Town Pump. I really liked my job too. But I quit when someone who I once called friend started making trouble for me. She started spreading rumors around that I was fucking the boss just to get hours. Although I liked my boss, it just wasn't true. Then she started other viscious rumors, so I just decided to leave. Other than that, I have been taking care of my family at home. I love being able to spend time with my kids and husband. Being home also gives me the time to really work on my oils and herbs that I need for rituals, spellwork, and purification cerimonies. I have been reading many books as of late on the Wicca way of life and trying hard to apply it to my own life. So far it is working quite nicely. I take a lot of pride in my beliefs
Been Hurt A Lot
U have been hurt a lot in the past... maybe too much. I have started talking to a friend and it is helping a lot. We have grown really close! We talk a lot and I actually trust him. It was wierd for me to start to trust someone over the net but I do. He is someone that I feel like I make a connection to! He knews wh he is so I will not say his name! But I am writing to tell him thank you!
Been Done Wrong?
Been Done Wrong? Has someone done you wrong? It happens to all of us. The thing is, some let go and prosper while others hang on to it indefinitely - and suffer all the more. When we hold a grudge against someone we don't hurt them, we allow them to keep hurting us. To move on we need to forgive, but not forget! A favorite saying of mine comes from that venerable fount of wisdom, Gomer Pyle. "Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me." proclaimed Gomer. That's extremely wise. Forgiving is necessary for us to move on in a healthy and prosperous way, but that doesn't mean we have to make the same mistake with the same person. It doesn't mean giving the house keys to the burglar who got caught robbing you. Some would say they can't forgive, that they were hurt so deeply that trying to forgive would only dredge up the pain again. They think their stony protective emotional facade is what keeps them from hurting. What they haven't realized is that they've already
Been Away
i just got back from afew Poblems as you know i been depressed and i didnt whant to be online but i feel much better now ill update this later im late for class see you all paulo
Been Caught Stealing
Been Away A Long Time...
I'm baaaak!!! To all my friends out there, I am so sorry I have been away for so long. I had been away in the hospital on and off for a while due to a lengthy illness because of diabetes and allowed a viral infection in. It was CLOSE. I simply want to say thanks to all my friens and well wishers and NEW friends. I promise to touch base with all in the next weeek or so. Again, many thanks and I look forward to hearing from you all again! Sincerely, Chris XOXO
Been Fun
I am deleting my profile here. Its been fun when people do chat with you. I guess its time to move on. I made some good friends here. If you like to keep in touch my email addy is Love to all Jimbo
Been Banned On Some Things
those that i have met, thank you for letiing me to even somewhat know you...won't be on for awhile beause if someone that reported me..that person needs to grow up...til my bans and blocks go you all...see around hopefully
Been Gone
Well folks, I was sent out of town on work and didn't have the time to come online to say hello over the past week. I hope most of ya'll can forgive me for disappearing like that.
Been Gone For Awhile
But I miss you all....I have a lot of stuff I have to get done right now. I will hopefully be coming back soon! hugs and kisses, ~Lucie
Been Offline For A Few Weeks
I just moved into a new house and have been offline for a few weeks. I ordered my internet service to be moved, and they lost the work order or something so had to put in for my wait again. I am so happy to be back online again! Orgasmic Aimee
Been Thinking Of You
when i first saw you, you smiled and your eyes smiled too, i couldnt help smile back...Your voice seemed so angelic and soft when you spoke introducing yourself to me. I was hypnotized by you and my heart skippe a beat, and when we shook hands a rush came over me, i was speechless, my mouth went dry...i sputtered out words and all i could say was i love you....You looked so stunned but held your ground and smiled and said thats sweet of you! you embraced me and smiled again, saying its alright and we laughed. Yes i have been thinking of you, i see you in my thoughts with me hand in hand, at a beach someplace, or at the ocean, or someplace quiet and seclusive, looking at the starry night and the moon shining bright, yes i have been thinking of you, i dont know where you are, but in my heart you will always be, thought of, loved, and with me always.
Been Real
sorry these arent one on one and in general to all the ones that take time to read my blogs done with fubar... I gave it some time said id really think it over Im not having fun here anymore and just cant seem to meet people that are real...its all about the game...well I lose because I quit playing... have fun .. toodles
Been A While
Well, it's been a while since I've been on line here... anyone got any new pics, posts, etc I should be aware of?? Would take me hours to scope out everyone's profile LOL Kisses
Been Sick
I am sorry I have been gone for so long but I have been under the weather for a while now..I actually had 2 go 2 the hospital..I have a very very very bad bronchial infection(near pneumonia) and my husband had to spend some time in the hsptl too..he has intestinal problems(he has already had some cancer cells removed)..I will be back on as I can..I am just very weak(I am anemic too) so I am just taking it easy..
Been Gone Got A New Baby!!!!!!!!
Ok no im not pregnant for all u boys that would check this blog just to find that out instead me and my partner have made our is our creation providing all ur free downloads and much more, so enjoy....Happy Downloading!
Been 3 Months!!! Damn!
Well shit it's been 3 months since I've been here! I guess I have been caught up in life. Being a single mom on my own (with 3 boys)for the 1st time ever has been quite difficult. Nothing easy is worth having though right? Even though I am working 60+ hours a week, hardly get to see my boys, am extremely sleep deprived, and can barely pay bills it's all worth it. Just to be free of all the hostility and negativity that was my marriage. I am my own person, I can think for myself, as silly as it sounds it's a HUGE change for me. I love it. I am finally (at the ripe old age of 32 haha) figuring out who I am and what I want in life and it's interesting, to me anyways. I can't say it too much, I love it! I also want to thank everyone who sent me birthday wishes while I was on hiatus from "fubar", THANKS SO MUCH!! ~Blessed be all~
Been Thinking
about all the shit thats been going on ..ive got a lot of things to do and not very much time to do it in lol well part of it is the fact that i procrastinate so much but what ever i just need to do mything like i used to im trying to change .. i need to get back into the swing of things hahah and ajust like how iwas a while back hopefully soon to
Been Gone
sorry to all my friends... i haven't been able to get on this site in a long time... i am back now... so lets chat
Been There Dun That
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Been A While...
i havent really been hearin a lot about haters and shit but, WTF is it... downwdrater week? shit...where do they come from and how do i get rid of them.. they are like a bugger stuck to your finger you just cant shake...shit, sshit , shit!! go AWAY...far AWAy OK I FEEL BETER..PEACE Y'ALL
Been Out Of Town
A week ago tues my oldest son was having a medical problem, push came to shove and he ended up in the hospital and within 2 hrs they knew he needed brain surgery. The best in the country to do this was in Cleveland Ohio. So we loaded up the motor home and brought him here. He had his surgery wed. was a 5 hr deal. Good news they got all the problem and things are looking very good. He is one lucky guy. Reminds me that life can turn on a dime. Be thankful for what you have in your life, these are the sorts of things that can take it all away very fast. Remember to say I love you to those you love.
Been Busy Today....
sorting, cleaning, cooking, sorting, cleaning, resting, e-baying, e-bay blog questioning, resting, halfing (, and soooo very much more today. Trying to stay away from the phones today and talking to my friends just so that I can dedicate the day and get things done -- for a change!! Just ran across this video in one of the eBay blogs and thought I would share it with you all. Hugs and kisses..... Hope you are having a fabulous weekend...while I am taking back control of my home. Loaded up many bags of trash on my dolly. Anyone want to take it out to the dumpster for me???? :D
Been Tryin For A While
No pics in this post but I tokk them today for a baseline. About a year and a half ago picked up some kettlebells because i was tired of always havin a sore back and knees I've coasted on the serious weighliting i had done over 12 yrs ago. I;ve actually gained weight sinec i started, but my leg's chest and back have started filling out again and my gut has shrunk. So here'e the dilemna, a guy I work with is carrying a huge gut and all sorts of excess weight and he's lost a few pounds since he's started dieting, but i mean literally just a few and now he's getting really obnoxious about it. I'm wanting to take his assitude and use it as motivation for me to really trim up make a work out schedule watch my diet and see if i can't make a six pack out of my case. I'd really like to rub it in his face, and see if I can't help my BP and be lil healthier for all u fubarians who care I gonna try and document it here. BaseLine 5' 11 3/4"(just cuz i'm really not quite 6') 235-2
Been Muggin People Lately
So Got Pirate? link me to a role play( I guess) site that I'm now hooked on. I'll jump on here from time to time...but most likely if ya wanna get ahold of me...or attack me you'll have to come find me here: copy and paste link if need be Its up to you. I just figured there is others out there that enjoy pirates as much as I and might really enjoy this site. See ya later!
Been One Of Those Days
ok it is official I need a good stiff drink has been a day from hell woken up 5:30 this morning by one of my daughters saying that there was a bunch of cops cars out front ( oh gosh what now), for awhile didnt know what was going on then looked out another window , cops and firemen stadding by a bunch of trees, looked up to wear they were shinning a light and all i saw was a noose swinging back and forth, i tell ya it freaked me out for sure , then a short time later they brought one of our neighbours down the ladder....seems to be that he tried to kill himself due to not wanting to be without his wife..feels so bad for her and the 2 young kids .....but the day dont end there ......... Later on in the day ,had state troopers, camden and rockport police walking around the complex more then likely due to a neighbour trying to sell her meds but not sure....omg this is Camden a very small town, everyone knows everyone....this crap isnt supposed to go on here....ok some
Been Awhile!!!
Ok i got burnt out on this site a few months ago and made the mistake of being gone too long... So I wanted to say SORRY to all my friends who stayed with me anyway! I hope we can all play catch- up!!! love ya'll xoxoxoxo
Been A While
Hey All! It's been a few months since I've been on. So if anything new or exciting has happened let me know......
Been Awhile Since I Updated....
Well, lets see here, its been a little over 2 months since I last wrote a blog and updated everyone on me and since I checked on everyone else :) The last few months have been crazy....I started a new job at 7-eleven and have been there about 2 months now. I seem to work all the time and dont seem to have days off, well thats what it feels like. There is some major talk on me moving up and being trained as an Assistant Store Manager, which will be nice. We will see where this takes me....lots of open doors now. About the time I lost contact with everyone was about the time that I started talking to Stephan. He lives in Ireland, is a bit older than me, and was talking about moving to the states by the end of April of 2008. He is such an awesome man, but certain things that I have evaluated have given me some more doubts about things and I dont know if he will be moving still or not. I met an amazing woman as well....she has sooo much strength and courage for the life choices she i
Been 10 Years, But Still Hurts
They say you neevr forget your first pet, but you also never forget your very 1st best's true what they say..a dog is a man's best friend, and he was mines. imikimi - Customize Your World
Been Away
i know i haven't been on too much lately, but i picked up another job. Its going pretty good although i just started it about a month ago. i just wanted to let all of you know that i am still alive and breathing. love to you all!
Been Really Sick
feeling lots better now..still not 100 percent..but feling alot with out further dely here is the next chapter in my poetic fairy tale.... The eyes of the heart may have opened at last Could it be that the maiden is just within his grasp The sound of his heart beating echos in his ears Could she be the queen he has longed after for so many years The knight is still unsure of his next step He doesnt want to make a move he will later regret So for now he will proceed with care As to not chase away this maiden so fair
Been There Done That
I've seen the hurt of promises broken, I've heard the lies better left unspoken. I've seen dreams brought down, I've heard a broken heart hit the ground. I've lived fairytales that didn't come true, I've heard thunder in a sky of blue. I've seen rainbows with no end, I've felt the distance time couldn't mend. I've seen friendships torn apart, I've heard the breaking of my heart.
Been A While
what the fuck is up with all this bullshit fucking drama disguised as bulletins? haters and bitcher EVERYWHERE. people actually wanting me to repost..or..take sides in the shit...fucking people. keep your dirties to yourself. sneaking in these "catch phrases" to get you to click the bulletin to find out it isnt AT ALL what the subject title is. if you retards post the title of what is REALLY in your bullein you KNOW we wont read it. you wana gossip, air you dirties, bhitch , snivel, complain..PICK UP YOUR PHONE ANF CALL YOUR GIRLFRIEND, BUDDY OR MOMMY...LEAVE THIS CRAP OUT OF THE BULLETINS...SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKING HATERZ
Been In The Hospital
To all my friends and family I haven't been on in awhile and for this i am sorry. But i have been in the hospital. I'm still not feeling better right no even though i am home. I on't be getting on much until i start feeling better. As of right now i am still weak. Who knew that having a major heart attack would take so much ut of you. I hope i will start getting my strengh back soon. Thank you, babyblue
Been Goin Hard N Da Lab
Been Bewitched
Been Forever
It feels like forever since the last time I wrote a blog so I thought I would.Thins have been going great.I started my 2nd job.Im tired alot but thats part of life.The DJ job is going great still.Doing a show this Saturday and Im really looking forward to it but I look forward to all my shows. Me and Dave have been talking about haveing a baby for along time.This morning he told me to call the Dr. and set up to talk to them about removeing the clips off my tubes so we can have a baby!!I was so happy to make that phone call today.We have been talking about names and how we will decorate the babies room.We are both worried tho how Dylan will handle it.He is a mommas boy big time and he has every right to be.I dont want him to feel hurt.I think everything will be fine tho as long I make sure to have just him and mommy time every day.I have to call a different dr. from the one I called today tomarrow and will be setting up everything and will be haveing the surgery very soon.Im so happy
Been Way Too Long !
Sorry I have not been on this. The page was running WAY too slow, but I'll stopin from time to time and TRY to say hi as often as I can. Hope to be on this a LITTLE more :}
Been A Long Time
Lots of work - my AIDS Awareness campaign is up and running - - that's keeping me busy as well as planning events for 2008. Looking for sponsors for Out Impact's NYC event for starters in April 2008 - serious inquiries can message me for more info or leads! Obviously gay or gay-friendly is desired. Very excited about the upcoming year. Hope everyone is having a great weekend, Cheers, Bambi
Been Over 3 Years And Its Still Hard *dime Fans Read*
Ok I know its been over 3 years since dime was shot and many of us are still in mourning. Dime was an amazing person who no one will ever come close to. He was a fucking god and we all miss him deeply. All you hardcore fans out there now how I felt that screwed up day on Dec 8th. Felt like losing a Brother. Speaking from my heart, no matter if its 10 years or 20 years from now, its still gonna fucking hurt thinking about all this. I really dont think many of us will ever be able to move on. Dime was seriously such a wonderful spirit. I truely am glad the fucker who shot him is dead. If that cop didnt shot him I probably would of gone after Nathan Gale my self. Dime you truly are fucking missed dude. You were a wonderful person and no one will ever forget you. Dime inspired me to play guitar and no matter what he is always in the back of my mind when I listen to music or pick up a guitar. Dime was one of the greatest fucking people ever. I hope many of you feel the same way as me. Even
Been Awhile
Wow if a profile can grow cobwebs this one would have one. I cann't even recall how long it's been. Maybe an ice age or two... who can tell I'm in Minnesota and there is always snow. Well at least nine months out of the year. I may be exagerating but a few of the locals tell me otherwise. Where have I been having issues the physical health ones lead to psychological health ones it's a vicous cycle. Have these issues resolved ... Hell no! but hey such is life ... suck it up and make the most of it. My opinion will change when the majority of my social circle suggest some kind of group home for the disabled (fuck that) Pride yeah that'll keep me out for a while longer. we'll see by next summer Have a day!!! ;oP Enjoy life make the most of it - Cpt Chaos
Been Gone Awhile
May each of you have a Great Holiday I'm back to the fubar scene Hugs to all Merry Christmas and a Happy NEW YEAR TO ALL WHO RIDE GRAB A HANDFUL OF THROTTLE AND MOVE IT BABES!! FREE DELI
Been Here For 5 Days And This Is What I Have Observed..
I have been here 5 days today and what I thought was going to be an enjoyable time seems to always overcast with certain issues that make no sense. I have seen people get territorial over men or over me when I have in no way approached them into thinking anything will come from it rather than friendship,been ask to get married,to be there girlfriend,sent gifts and ask why I have not responded to there gift because it was sent out of love,why haven't I crushed them.I think you get the picture. There is still the issue going on about the game I played with a friend of mine.I will now take my chances and see if there is probable cause to pursue him.I will let it be known now I do like him very much,but this is our business not yours. What is up with all of this.I was under the impression that this is the Internet and it is a free country,If there is something going on in your life that makes you feel insecure about yourself,please seek help.You have to love yourself before you ca
Been Feeling Sort Of Bent
There are moments in time when I feel I need something more to this living than just the common physical of it. I have in the past visited places known as meat rooms in which one can be suspended for a duration of time without the fear of bleeding out. I can only describe the feeling as freeing. I ache for that now, the release of the pent up emotions I now harbour within myself. I gave up that vice and many others when I married and became a father of seven boys. I can't imagine life without them but I still remember the freedom I had before. I miss it.
Been A Long Time Since I Rocked And Rolled...
Wow! I just rediscovered my journal on here. I mean I knew that it was here all along, but I had been unable to access the account for one reason or another. But, I am back now, after having opened up one or two other accounts LOL. It's been a long time since I put anything down here. So, I suppose it's time to bring you guys up to speed. Since my last entry Chris and I have broken up. I took a job working for the apartment complex that we lived in as a maintenance man and she wound up staying unemployed. Things just got increasingly worse until it finally got to the point that I dreaded going home at the end of the work day. I befriended one of my co-workers, our leasing agent, named Jinya. She's 21, beautiful and full of energy. She's also a full time college student studying to be a theater major. This friendship caused a few problems between Chris and me as I started visiting Jinya after work to avoid going home. Nothing out of bounds or anything like that, just plain and simpl
Been Offline
Some of you may or may have not noticed but I have not been on alot lately. Well my financial problems took a turn for the worse and well let's just say I have no stable place to get online right now. All I'm asking is that everyone continue showing me luv, I will try and do the same when I can. Miss you all bunches and hopefully I will be back on with regularity. Thanks for all support, I'm out for now. See you guys later.
Been Missing...
Been missing your kisses and the beat of your heart Longing for your love my hearts torn apart Deep down inside it feels like i'm dying Spent most of my nights thinking and crying I want you so much that I feel incomplete Restart my heart make it once again beat We shared so much love and I know that today I want you more please don't go away Don't push me aside and forget what we had Pull me close to your heart for now it feels bad I want you in my life to share all the love I'm willing to go beyond and above! WRITTEN BY PAMELA CJ MESHER aka LOST
Been Awhile
I dunno, guess it has been awhile since i posted anything on my blog. things suck as they always do but you just keep pressing on and move forward, i guess that is all you can do. just kinda been chillin at the firehouse and working, other then that it has been dull and boring excvept for friday and saturday nights. this last saturday i really had fun. but something is missing.... haven't figured it out... wait, yes I have, lol no gf :( eh one day, who know what might happen, just kinda gotta keep my options open on that item. works k, been doing good at that. just some days i want to rip someones head off and most of the time it is my own. other then that i just hang out at the fire house with stan and mike and chat on fubar and yahoo and myspace.... what else is there to do when your a boring bum like me?????? maybe soon i will get another car, it sucks not having one and begging for rides but oh well. enough of my rambling, time to rate the mumms on fubar, lol ---- he said,
Been Away
I moved and I don't have internet yet but i'm trying to get back into the game...So hit me up sometime.. Have a great day!!
Been Off For A Few Days
been off the site a few days cause needed my wife to ok something on site so i could get back to my home page plus been layed up with the flu i'm about 90% still filling a bit dizzy but ready to go back to work tomorrow and see what happens.oh well friends tc ttyl joe
Been Awhile
Its been a long time since I left a blog on here. Things have been rather hectic for me over the last few months. Ever since November I have been out of work due to a injury to my back. Still employed but on workmans comp right now. Wont go into details but needless to say I fuckered my back up pretty good. Right now I have a bulging disc and for the next month we are trying physical therapy and shots in my back to treat it. If those do not work then the doctor said I will need back surgery again. I have already gone through this type of thing once before so I know what goes on with this type of thing. Dont really look forward to more surgery but will have to wait and see what happens with the treatments. On to other things. My gf and I are still going strong. We are still together and things could not be better. We bought her a car a couple weeks ago. Her own car finally blew up. Got her a nice 2005 dodge neon. Got to admit that its nice to have a reliable car now. I have not drive
Been Having Rough Time At Dialysis
Been A While But Here Is Today's Folks
Capricorn (Dec 22- Jan 19) Your key planet Saturn receives a gentle kiss from sexy Venus, softening your sometimes too serious nature. This doesn't necessarily make you more lighthearted; it just encourages you to bring sweet things into your life. You can experience pleasure without having to justify it to anybody, including yourself. Don't be afraid of your impulsive desires. Honor them while also committing to be real.
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Been Long Time Coming On Here
wow, didnt realize since i have been off Im gonna make a habit of coming back on here.. Finishing up one of my final exams, and I got some tagging to to make some new friends, kinda missed chatting on will be back as often as I can...huggs Dianna xoxo
Been Thinking
Ok, so today was a very bad day at work. I almost actually walked out right when I ended up doing a few peoples jobs at once. Ironic that the most disabled person there is doing way more than her job. That other people get away with doing almost nothing all day and get paid for it. But if I don't do my job and theirs I get my ass chewed for it. Granted working in a dining hall what they don't get done affects me and I still have to do it to get what I am supposed to do done. I am still thinking of putting in my two week notice and just moving now. I will get enough back from my taxed to move and have enough to live off of for a few months and not worry. The other thing that has been bugging me lately as well is my health. I am scared for once to go see a doctor. I really need to go but scared to find out what is going on this time. I know that I am starting another Lupus flare up and thats not what I am worried about the most. If you fall and almost two months later sti
Been Gone Soo Long
sorry to all my fubar friends and family for being gone so long without any notice. Hurricane Humberto came through and that bastard blew up my computer. i'll have another 1 really soon so dont worry, everything is gonna be ok! lol hope nobody has forgotten bout me, cause i havent forgotten about any of yall. i'll be back on soon, & i hope we can get back in touch. TY for the understanding and patience!
Been A While
I have been on checking messages and commenting, but I haven't done any hard core happy hour stuff in a while! I hope all is shit faced and well! hugs, Trin
Been Kept Busy
Lately I have found myself being kept busy by my grand-daughter. Last night ric and I both received invites from her to join bebo. I haven't joined but have checked out the site today. It's not somewhere my ten year old grandchild needs to be. I talked to her mom, my daughter, today about it. It seems when the babysitter is there my grandchildren do quite a few things they aren't supposed to. The babysitter knows that when their mom isn't there the kids aren't supposed to be on the computer but lets them anyway. Time for a new babysitter! But it was daycare, not the babysitter, that helped my grand-daughter set up internet accounts. So lately I find myself spending my online time checking around for my grandchildren. I know my daughter is going to handle the matter in more ways than one. she may even be shutting down her computer completely. I have my three year old still at home with me. And even though several years will pass before he's ready to surf the net I have already installed
Been Gone A Long Time
Been gone a long time. Lost all the friend I had in the real world to the freaks on drugs. Now I try for the Friend on the net. Do you Think it is safe to date on the Net.
Been Very Sick
Been Sick
Call it luck or call it alabama crud but its been hitting the alabama state like wildfire. Im just now getting over it so hopefully no one else will get it. Hope everyone had a great valentines day. Ill be hitting everyone thats near and dear with a special thing this week so be patient. Hugs to all my friends that cared and left comments or messages. Thanks southern gentleman
Been A Long Time
been a long time since i was single. this feels weird as hell.. but PARTY TIME!!! hahah.. started my new life over in a new state also.. moved from florida to ohio.. this is a big change.. but so far only thing i dont liek is this damn snow..lolbut other than that is is pretty cool up here.. well u guys hit me up and say hi.. still looking for new friends..
Been Busy....
I know I haven't been doing much on here lately, and for that I apologize. I am expecting a bouncing baby demon boy here in the next couple of months. Been working alot so i can picl up all the stuff i will need ( which is more expensive than I realized, lol). The mother and I aren't dating anymore, but she is still staying at my place until she is able to get back on her feet after the baby is born. We are staying on friendly terms for the baby's sake. There are pics of my prde and joy in a new album.
Been Thinking About Doing It....
Well most of you don't know, but my g/f and i are a little interested in some extracaricular activities..... so we talked about it and joined a so-called dating site.... even added a few pics of some body parts... but if you don't pay for it... you can't really talk to anyone on there.... so i decided to ask my friends here on Fubar.... should we post the pics here instead and try to find her a playmate? or should we just say fuck it and pay the cash???? it also said that if we promoted the site and got people to click a link we would get points good toward one free month. but it takes 2200 points and all i got is 200. so i think that that is pointless... if you have an account on there hit us up... here is the link to us...
Been Away...
My dear friends, I wanted to post thisthat I will be back on here in the near future. Me and my family have been busy with our work and dealing with my late mothers affairs and I have been going to school. Thanks for your patience, but I will be back on here within the next 30 days. In the meantime, I can be reached at my email address at and I will answer all who write as time allows. Again, many thanks and God bless you all. Sincerely, Chris
Been Real Sick
i have been real sick for the last 2weeks ihave been going back and forth to the hospital for iv antibiotics im slowly hoping im getting better well im goin back to bed now so my page love love u all and miss u
Been Crazy Here ......
Been Awhile!
Its been probably almost a year since I've been back here and holy crap the changes.. first off noticed its not cherry tap no more lmao. And also noticed a lot of little changes.. hmmm get some getting used too. Life so far with me has pretty much been the same. Kids are doing find and dandy growing like weeds. Hubby and I started a gym at the end of december and also watching our calorie intake.. I've lost 17.5 so far and hes lost 24 in 3 months.. slow but good is better. spring is here! yay I so hated winter.. got a new van.. dumped the old gas hogger. And this summer I'm excited about going on vacation.. yay!
Been Staying Up Laaaate
Every day, I say hey, I am going to bed EARLY or at a decent time tonight. And always, I go to bed @ 3am!!! what the heck?? I don't really understand why!
Been Sick
I have been sick for almost a week with bronchitis and ear infection, doing a little better still smoke free it has been a week now and yes i am going crazy but i have my mind set to not go back after i feel better, it is funny when you are sick you are willing to give up everything just to get feeling better, but any way I will try to be on tonight or tomorrow.....
Been Awhile
It's been awhile since i posted any of my thoughts, so i felt that it was time. I have been going through alot of change in my life, and i feel like i am going crazy, and at the same time i dont know if i am coming or going anymore. I hope that i have been there for anyone that needed me to be there. I truly feel left behind in many aspects of my life, like i am not wanted by some of the people that i care about and that alot of people dont understand me...i feel like i am missing out on my life sometimes. i have been in a rut for quite a long time, and i have been trying to change it. not been completely successful in that so far, but i am trying, i have great ambitions but at this point i feel like everything i want is out of my reach. and that i am not meant to have anything. life is hard to navigate when you are on your own, and i wish i could enjoy it more. i graduate in may and i dont feel that i am ready, i am excited yes, but so totally scared to death. i am afraid that i am
Been Busy
Hi Everyone. Sorry I havent been on Fubar for a while. Ive been very busy with work the past while and havent had the time to spend time on here. I havent forgotten any of you and I will catch up with you all as soon as I can. Love, hugs & Kisses to you all Willie XOXOXOXOX
Been Sick...still Sick
Sorry to all the ppl that I have not rated back...I have been really soon as I get better Ill try my best....I Love My Friends...xoxo :)
Been A While
well, I know it's been a while since I was on here but it was a ROUGH week last week. I feel better but this week isn't looking much better. (just busy) Last week on Friday I ended up having to go in clinic for fluids and IV meds for nausea. This chemo is really racking my body. No I am not as sick or nauseous but my body just hurts all over like arthuritis. (spellin?) My knees and legs hurt most of the time. My tummy hurts cause I haven't had a good bowel movement in a FEW days....Jeff just tells me I am full of shit. How nice?!?! He just loves me so much.......I'll leave it at that. I have started feeling better so I am going to be busy this week out in the yard. We worked out there a while yesterday. I painted my shepherd hooks...the rust was taking over so I used RustOLeum (spelling?) and today I have to paint the flowers and butterflies and birds that are on the hooks. The bird feeders are full and the birds are coming in......I love spring time. Everything is so fres
Been Awhile
It's been a while since I blogged anything. Three months from now I will be having a birthday. I was reminded of this when asked how old I was today. So I did a little thinking on what I have to show for my almost 28 years of existence. Well I have had many ups and downs...a lot more of the downs it seems most days. Lets go back a few years...I did enough work in school to pass, though when motivated I was on the honor role. I played on the varsity football team all four years of high school. I graduated, went to college, dropped out, was working as a pharmacy tech. Went back to school paying my own way...dropped out again. The third time I went back to college I was paying my own way again, but also taking a class at night to become an EMT and taking classes on the weekends to be a firefighter. I dropped college and upon graduation from EMT class (with the highest grade in the class) I made a career of it. During my career as an EMT/Firefighter I met the woman that would later
Been Gone
Hello everyone sorry I haven't been on for awhile just been busy getting my kustom shop back off the ground which has been very successful. Also I have been very busy with tax's (yuck). I will not be on as much as I used to be and like too be on. I know bummer, but business is boomin and gotta keep things going, but when I get things on track hopefully in a couple of weeks I should resume to the usual clownin around on here. Hope everyone one is well and have a good rest of the week and weekend. Your friendly neighborhood bar friend Joey
Been Bad About Emails, Sorry
Hello all, Just wanted to applogize if I have been a bit behind on getting back to you via email/phone calls, ect. I pretty much have to do everything at 1/2 speed, getting better ath the typeing though, can almost type with both hands again almost like normal but then the wrist starts to hurt so gotta go back to 1 handed typing and fi yu ever tried one handed typing, you know its not very fast and not always very accurate lol. In anycase, I just wanted to say thank you for all your support, and sorry if I havnt got back to right away, gota lot to catch up on via emial, paperwork, and just stuff around the house. Hell doing laundry is a whole new challenge in istself when right right hands broke/in cast and left shoulder broken, should have a video cam for that I am sure people would get a laugh watching me drag the laundry basket up/down the stairs and trying to open the door and push the laundry basket through quick before the door shuts and putting in laundry at a record speed
Been So Long
It's been so long since I felt a man's touch upon my skin...I yearn for the cuddling and kissing..those tender kisses...biting softly on your lower lip, sucking it in my warm mouth..been so long..since my fingertips ran along a mans chest..down his belly..followed by soft sweet kisses. I close my eyes at night and visualize how it will be...if it is worth the wait. My legs wrapped around your waist..we both in a sitting position...eye to eye...flesh to flesh...treasuring each touch...each kiss. Tilting my head back as my long dark hair tumbles loosely in the I feel traces of your kisses down my neck to my breasts...a soft moan escapes my lips. Rocking my body in a sweet smooth motion with yours. My nails raking down your back as our hunger for eachother hips rising and silky walls tighting around moan into my neck..our bodies shimmering with body starts to jolt...feeling myself ready to moan you
Been Robbing Crystal Again...
DisorderRatingParanoid Disorder:ModerateSchizoid Disorder:HighSchizotypal Disorder:ModerateAntisocial Disorder:LowBorderline Disorder:LowHistrionic Disorder:LowNarcissistic Disorder:ModerateAvoidant Disorder:LowDependent Disorder:LowObsessive-Compulsive Disorder:Low-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! ---- Personality Disorders -- Apparently i'm a schizo....
Been So Long
Its been so long sense I have been here.I do miss ya guys.Life is keeping me busy with the house and finding a new job. Things are all up in the air right now. But I'll be back.
Been One Of Those Days
Well I am tired of rainy weather. I cannot wait for it to clear out for sunshine! Today was filled with donating double red (2 pints of blood) and getting an oil change. Hopefully it will be the last one until December or close to it. Due to high gas prices I strongly doubt if I will be going on any type of vacation. TTFN!
Been Sick
haven't been around lately cause i been in and out of the hospital all week. don't really know what's going on with me they have me on all kinds of meds. Anyway i'll be around when i can.
Been Awhile
Its been a week since I last blogged. I guess I have not really had that much to say, or at least not that much I felt like saying lol. The last few months have made me more cautious about what I share, even with my closest friends. Work is busy. I finished up the one project and have moved on to the next. And there are 10 more behind that one. Seems like over the last year it has been feast or famine, so I won't complain and go with the feast. I'm free from being church treasurer! So much of a burden lifted from me. I had actually started to want to avoid church because of it. It is so nice to be getting points for being online here again, though I have only had one other friend say they were getting them. I felt like it would be 6 years until I leveled. The other day when I started getting the points I figured at that rate it would only be around 74 days lol. I guess that is it for now. That's why I have not been blogging.. not really anything important to say l
Been A While
Well seems the bozz man went back to the shrinks.THey got me on some new pills that make life feel a little not so much of an asshole to people like i used to be.I still have trouble with relationships.....not just with women but all in general. My shrink made the mistake of asking me about my last one and i went off...bad.I think i scared the guy. yet,things are getting better.
Been Fun, But I'm Gone....
I came here looking for something to fill my lonely time... I have definitely found something, but it hasn't filled the void. Some of the people I have met and chatted with are more than sweet and have left me with a smile.... but I need to concentrate on my life and not on some unrealistic, imaginative concepts and dreams of finding someone to spend my days with. I didn't come here for sex and didn't have any pre-existing notions of love, but I did hope to find something... at this time, I'm not even sure what that something is. So thank you to all that have been sweet and generous with your time and friendship... although I am going to leave the site, I do have plans of returning this winter after the fire season is over. I will look up the ones that have offered me their friendship without restriction or ultimatum... Thank you...
Been A While
Have not been on here for a minute....check out my new pics.
Been Feeling Creative...
Mother's Love Cold and wet bite the skin Eyes flash open Fear begin Heart begins to pound Quickness of breathe There is no sound Sight becomes keen I rub my eyes Bars are seen Cries pierce the night The floor is far Filled with fright Shadows stir, noises creak Somethings coming I hear them creep! A light shines over me Something familiar I see Scoops me up, holds me near Warmth from her bossum Carresses me, wipes my tear With her milk I am fed She changes me Soon back to bed Rocking smoothly in the chair singing softly Running fingers through my hair Off I go, to sleep once more Soft warm bed A kiss, then closes the door. -- C.E. Penn 06/04/08
Been Away!
Do hope you all have been having a good time cause this MAMA has, lol. It's why I haven't been on for a while but hopefully I'll see ya'll soon!
Been A Long Time Since I Rock And Rolled...
Wow! I just rediscovered my journal on here. I mean I knew that it was here all along, but I had been unable to access the account for one reason or another. But, I am back now, after having opened up one or two other accounts LOL. It's been a long time since I put anything down here. So, I suppose it's time to bring you guys up to speed.Since my last entry Chris and I have broken up. I took a job working for the apartment complex that we lived in as a maintenance man and she wound up staying unemployed. Things just got increasingly worse until it finally got to the point that I dreaded going home at the end of the work day.I befriended one of my co-workers, our leasing agent, named Jinya. She's 21, beautiful and full of energy. She's also a full time college student studying to be a theater major.This friendship caused a few problems between Chris and me as I started visiting Jinya after work to avoid going home. Nothing out of bounds or anything like that, just plain and simple fr
Been Gone A While
WEll sorry I have not been on to rate pics and so forth peeps. Just been uber busy with work and life itself. I am getting my stuff together and getting ready to move on so that me and my kids can have a life for ourselves. ANyway, I will get up to rating your stuff soon
Been Awhile
To all of my friends here on Fubar....Sorry that I haven been on in awhile. For like the past week or so, I have been working like crazy. To the point were all I did was work and sleep and nothing else. So if you thought for some reason I was blowing you Im sorry....but I think I should be goin back to a better shift....So please hit me up if Im online or not....
Been Branded
Been Branded I wish I knew what you think of me Maybe you're not sure what to think Damn the consequences I'm like an addict on the brink Climbing the walls Trying not to let it show They all think I'm keeping it together I'm too good, they'll never know The craziness, the emptiness That fill my nights and days In search of that something To fill the hole and show me the way I am lost Everyone mistakes the words I say One touch, a moment with you Now I'll never be the same I've got to get myself out Before I'm fit to be tied God knows I've tried to be "good" I've tried and I've tried I have this sinking feeling I'm doing things I didn't think I'd do I'm tired of trying to believe What just isn't true You see, I've been branded Mark left on my skin I feel it still, but now The burn comes from within
Been Too Long.
Well I guess I should update everyone on whats new in my life. I spent 4 and a half months in St. Thomas for my culinary internship. I made some awesome friends there. I have now been back home in Endicott NY now for 2 months. it is strange to say that I am now a college graduate. I dont know if i could have made it through without the support of friends and family and also knowing my dear friend Kerry was watching over me. I still have not been able to find a job. Something has to give soon. If not I may have to move. I dont want to do that because I have some awesome friends and family here that I dont want to leave. I have also made some new friends that I really want to get to know better. I have also made some new friends on here that are awesome. I will try to keep you all updated more often. Feel free to ask me anything or just stop by and say hi.
Been Missing My Man!!
Hi I am Dee, live in Appomattox Virginia with the Love of My Life!! I am a Certified Corrections Officer!! My Love has been deployed to Iraq since the first of January and is coming home!! Gonna Rock Norfolk in a couple weeks!! Been gone too long! we both work for The VA Dept of Corrections! he is a Navy Seabee!! By the first of August he will be home with me for Good!! Waiting anxiously!! I like to meet new friends on the computer, acutally spend alot of time on here, have a MYSPACE page!! something to do!! anyways, Rock on everyone!! have a drink and enjoy!! I know I will be very soon!! Wildmans Southern Bitch!! : )
Been Real, Been Fun, Just Not Real Fun Anymore!
If you haven't already noticed, I have stopped being on the fu. It's just time to move on. For those of u who were really my friends, I will still be on YIM occasionally. Just need to get away from all the negativity in my life, dunno if it's the fu, but know getting away has to be good. Talk to you all sometime....TC, Mickey
Been Off Line Crashed The Pc
Been Gone!
well its been close to a year since i have really had anytime on here or even the desire to be on Fubar. So many things have changed and people have left. If theres any of my old friends who are still around drop me a line i would love to hear from you. Huggs Dianne
Been Gone For A Year
Ok here it goes. In 2 days it will the 1 year anniversary of my deceased boyfriend. I haven't thought about it much, with taking care of the kids and getting a new job. I have Wednesday off. I was thinking about taking the kids to their dads grave to pay our respects. I miss him so much and when i do think about things, I think like if he was still here we wouldn't be where we are at, and we would still be in Florida and if he was here my kids wouldn't treat my badly like they do. Yes they will be getting counseling, but that isn't going to start till October cuz it is a group thing. I live in a little rinky dink town that has nothing and the closest city is like 30 miles away. I can't afford to go that far every week for counseling. I am so lonely without with him, and i know things WILL never be the same. I also know i will never find anyone like him. I think I am still in love with, i wish i knew when i wold get over this so i can move on. he has 5 kids with his ex-wife,a couple
Beenie Man Dude
Beenie Man King Of The Dancehall
Beenie Man Girls
Beenie Man Hmm Hmm
[been Cookin]
Nothin but lentils and ... what else did I eat this week? Oh, and some leftover oats for variety. Now let me say this about lentils... -Non Foodies, you can check out here- The beauty of Lentils is that they adhere to any damn broth you're using. If I've got some spare chicken parts- I've got chicken soup lentils If I'm trying to get rid of this ... GIANT JUG OF BEEF BOULION then I've got beef flavored. A big friggin hunk of bone-in ham- hey, I'm set. I'm gonna try cookin it WITH my shank recipes... see where that takes me. Anyway- point is kids for about every 1 1/2 cups of lentils, sorted, rinsed, and inspected give em about 4 cups of your favorite broth- about 2-4 cups of meat, I put in about a table spoon of my favorite red pepper 1/2-1 table spoon (and maybe a couple seeds) of cumin a bit of salt, a bit of pepper about a table spoon of garlic salt but DAMN IT there's plenty of room for adjustment and additions. I've had this same white onion for... a damn
Been Soooo Long..........
well my fufriends, it has been forever since i have logged on. I am now living with my number 1 friend. As some of you know who have chatted with me, he has been a huge part of my life. He is an awesome guy to not just me, but my kids also. if i "shouted" with you on a regular basis, sorry that i havent kept in touch. my life has been very busy these days. I wish you all the best of luck in all that you do. we all need it in some way or another. take care and until good!!!
Been Awhile
Been Away
Hi everyone .. Been awhile since i been around . Though i come on and see what is new with this site . Send a msg !! Love to hear from my friends i have made on here .Hugssssssssss everyone .. Good to be back !
Been Thinkin Bout You...
Been Too Long
so yeah...some reason i grew away from this site...but im going to try to come back...hopefully you will all forgive me
Been Awhile...
It's been a few weeks, and for the loyal 3 or 4 who check these, here's an update. The shots I got have helped some. I wake up in pain, but as soon as I start walking around, everything loosens up, and I feel almost normal. Surgery is Nov 11th, I go home the 12th in theory, and then a week later the incision is checked, and a month later I get the followup. I can't wait. I don't have the really bad pain. I was put on a medicine used on seizure patients, which makes the numbness and pain go away in my leg, and It's been in my system for a few weeks, and it seems to help some. I think that's what its for, the original was for that, but was deemed too expensive by my insurance company, so they replaced it with this. All I know is I take Vicodin once or twice a day, and this once or twice, and I feel better than I have in 8 months. Thats about it. I promise no more blogs today, and I won't bore you with health ones, unless I take a turn for the worse, until after the
Been Busy...
What's this world coming to?!!! It seems that in this troubled world economy the threat of layoff's loom large everywhere. At the present time I'm not in jeopardy of loosing my job, but have started to feel the effects of others loosing theirs. The whip is defiantly coming down on me. I also find it very amusing when I get a call from a manager wondering why something hasn't been completed. OK... you've allowed my crew to be cut in half. You've given us more work than we've had with a full complement of workers. And you're mad at me because something didn't get done? Are you insane? As all of you reading this might say... "BITE ME!" I know that I must be "Singing to the choir". All of this has really cut into my Fu-Time. I've missed all of you and hope to find more time in the future to spend in the land of Fubar. Please don't give up on me... I'll be back, soon I hope. Reno VonGitbox
Been A While...need To Vent
ok, I know it's been a while since I updated my blog but I am doing ok these days. After treatments were done I just chilled and relaxed. The kids were in school and I had the house to myself!! SO now I have anew puppy...cause I got lonely! Well my family wanted one but I had the final say so since I will be the one taking care of the thing. I finally gave in and we got a Chihuahua. She is now 8 weeks old and she is def mine!! She whines for me when she doesn't see me...she lays in bed with me under the covers...I can't go anywhere without her. (I'll post pics later) Now I need to vent for a moment......why do so many people get the auto 11s...someone goes to rate your pics...and leave a comment...but the comments are not allowed!!!! I don't rate just for the hell of it! I like to look at pics and if I feel led to leave a comment I would hope the pic poster would allow me to say something about the pic. Besides I am taking my time to help you by rating your pics. I also d
Been Gone ...
between finding something to do ... moving, dealing with a brat for a teenager, working & then getting sick ... guess I found something to do. now just to sit back & relax for a bit.
Been A Crazy Week
So work hasn't been that great lately, i mean i'm not stupid i dont believe that work is going to be cherries and roses and rainbows all the time, especially not being a nurse aide, but i mean when you go out of your way to be helpful and shit like what happened tonight happen it makes you want to just beat the tarnation out of some people and not mind that you're going to do atleast a dime in county for murder...
Been On My Mind
I've thought about writing this blog for a long time now. About a month ago or so I wrote a blog that I regret writing. I wrote it when I was hurt and pissed off. So I ended up saying things I didn't really mean. Unfortunately too many people read it before I took another look at it and deleted it. Some people knew who it was about, some didn't. The fact is the person I wrote it about...I'm still glad I was friends with them and got to know them. Despite what might be happening, what might happen and so forth...they were there for me a lot and I do appreciate it. One thing in life I've tried to do more often is admit when I'm wrong. Even though I'm just now writing this blog I've told people involved that I was sorry, even the person it was about I've said sorry to. And I truly meant it. There's more to this entire situation then anyone knows but that's where it's staying. The other things involved people don't really need to know. If people changed how they saw me...t
Been Looking
my favorite song since 1976 i`ve always been looking for MY wendy my search is done
Been Long Enough
These lonely days can really wear on a person like it is me right now. IT is hard to find the strength to keep going day after day with no one to hold you at night and make the stress go away even if it is for just a moment. I am a very strong person and have been thrue alot these past 5 years and I know I can get thru anything life wants to throw at me, there is no stopping me, I know this and so does everyone else but there comes a time when you need someone there and no one is there. I need to feel loved and have someone tell me they love me even if they dont mean it. I need to feel wanted and missed and know they think about me as much as i think about them. I want to feel sexy cause they cant get enough. I want to be that couple that goes out and makes everyone else jealous. I want to go to bed feeling safe again and wake up starting my day off right because the love of my life is lying next to me. I need that back in my life but does a love like that really exist for a second
Been A While
I know that who ever actually reads this shit, really doesn't care about me or my life since it has no impact on theirs. So I'll just put this out there for those who are legitimately interested in my life. It's been almost a year since my last blog posting, and quite a bit has happened that has made me think more about my life and how I want to conduct it. I'm actually deciding to remain in the service as a Marine. I'm sure a lot of people who I talk to about this matter think I'm crazy and that I should really think about it first, but what they don't understand is that I've been thinking about it already for the past 4 1/2 years that I've already served. I'm not expecting people to understand why I'm doing this since everyone has their own motives for either getting out or staying in. All I know is that it is my decision and really no one else's business as the reasons why I'm deciding to stay in. I could right some more but my time limit is almost up and I've gotta allow oth
Been Brought To My Attn.
'*Trisha*- Queen Living My Life {Owner Of Sweet Temptation EVERYONE PLEASE REPORT HER PAGE AS WELL SO IT GETS DELETED THANX was brought to my attn some chic was using my pics but she has me blocked completley from her page go figure and Im tryn to find out what pics etc.. and get her to take them down.. I was told of at least 3 sfar. Me layn down in my chair in my Black n Pink Bikini with a white tshirt layn on me, Me by a Red car,The one of me holdn the kiwi and my purse sayn Shhh, the Hieniken pic where Im faded.. those are the ones Ive been told of so far.. I was just told she is aware ppl are ceckn into her now she is lookn at my stuff. I want this taken care of. She has a friend too using pics of me or of me and some friends claimn to be a friend. Leave her comments on her page under all my pics letn her know we are onto her etc. Thanx luvs. Ur all wonderful.. Trisha Nicole Jones (Douglas) is her real nme sleep one
Been Away...
Sorry I've Been Away So Much Everyone...Crazy WOrkness....Promise WIll Love On Everyone A TON I Miss You All...Most Hugs Kisses Loves!! xoxo ♥Nichole
Been Along Time
I'm bacccccck!!!! Most of what's been going on in my life can be found at But I'll be posting afew blogs here to try and play catch up.. I hope all has been well with everyone! Monique Dupree The Original Gata
Been Sick Lately And Have Some Important News Plz Read!!!!
I have not been on much since my break from college. Just the other day I spent a good amount of the day in the hospital. I had been sick for almost six days and was not able to eat hardly at all and was in a lot of pain. I had to be given fluids through an IV. My blood pressure was low. I was luck that they decided I could go home with a couple a pills to take and to come back for more tests. To all of my friends that have been wondering no new updates on the whole Kidney thing yet still shrinking as far as I know. I hope to hear from you all soon. I will be going through my family list and deleting those who don't hardly ever talk to me or at least visit my page. If you want to stay in my family better let me know you are still wanting to be in my family. TTYS
Been A Longgg Week......
Today I HAD to take a break for errands/housework..etc...will try to be on late tonight..Thx for all the love . Just been needin a reality break bad this week!!!! Luv to all!!!
Been A Long Day....
Its been a long day and all I’ve got to say is make it strong Its been a long a day and all I’ve got to say is I’ve been wrong So take a leave of absence, tell me you’ll be gone, I don’t want to see your face. Its been a long day and I just wanna hide away Its been a long week and all the lines come down heavy on me Its been a long week I’m finally feeling like its ok to break Into a thousand pieces, no one can replace, only I can find my way. It’s been a long day and I just wanna hide away It’s been a long year and everyone around me disappeared It’s been a long year and all this mess around me is finally clear So can I have a moment? Just to say hello. Can you let your anger go? It’s been a long year and I’m finally ready to be here.
Been A While....
Well its been a while since I actually jotted down my thoughts so maybe I should get some things out. Where do I start.... Work? After a hell of a busy year last year (2008) this year is a drastic change. It has been so slow this year that it is not only scaring me but gives me way too much time to think about shit! With the failing economy and no union representation... I have to keep thinking that sooner or later the shoe will fall and I will be looking at a pink slip. They leadership says that won't happen.... yea not to them... but the civilian employees that work for the department... what about us???? Are we expendable??? If I lose my job... will I lose my house? All the things that I call my own? Its scary!!! Home....Mom is living with me and its ok. There are things that bug me but in the big picture of life... I get to help her out when she needs the assistance. Zac has been a handful lately, his grades are failing and his social skills to me aren't where I feel they sho
Been Almost 9 Years Now...
I heard our song today. I've avoided it as if it were the plague ever since that day. I hate that it still reminds me of you, that it hurt's to hear it. We used to know the lyric's by heart, recite them word for word to each other. It was your favorite song. I still think about you when I lay there at night. I miss you still, I think I always will. I often wonder how thing's would of turned out. I wish we wouldn't of had that fight that night. Maybe thing's wouldn't of turned out as they had. Then again, maybe thing's happened as they were supposed to. I know I still blame myself, and I know I shouldn't. I guess I do cause I don't want to let go of you, but maybe it is time i did. I know you loved me, I never doubted or questioned it. Thank you for all the good memories, I will always hold them in my heart. I know I will always miss you, that you will always be in my heart and in the back of my head. Today I will listen to our song, with out feeling all the hurt. Today I will let the l
Been Thinking A Lot Lately!
this is from the heart.. it's better to be friends then have enimies it's better to love then hate been thinking a lot about myself lately and the kind of person i truly wanna be. and how i wanna live my life and the people around me weather they are on the internet or in person. i wanna treat people as i would wanna be treated live each day with kindness in my heart and love in my soul. i may have my moment's and say things i truly never mean. i don't wanna be that person. love to all in my life...
Been A Bad Girl
I know Ive been a bad girl didnt mean to attack you last night hadnt seen you in days and days wanted you right then and there sick of waiting for you getting impatient every night Just wanted you naked in our bed Running my hands all over your body Place my mouth over every inch of your skin Make you forget all your worries feel your stress melt away I know Ive been a very bad girl
Been Asked
If I thought you could fall in love on here...funny how who asked couldnt do it out right..but it does not matter... I think that you can fall for a person that treats you good on the net, in love no, you would have to know him or her, see if you click face to face and then see if you still click months down the road... come on people this is a site for people to hang out... have fun and just release from the real world. if you work out with someone on here in person more power to you , it is possiable, if not don't freak out when they tell you ,you are friends, or less than friends...your not a home wrecker if you work and they don't your not a tramp if you call someone baby on here and you don't own them just cause added up numbers on here say you do! love to the friends that laugh with me on the drama created for the others that try to keep the game going stop, make it real or deal already...
Been Tagged... 10 Facts About Me
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I had pet frogs, turtles and dogs as a kid 2. I ride motorcycles and fly aircraft 3. I have no problem catching snakes but freak out with spiders. 4. I love everything to do with water and the beach. 5. I love to go fishing. 6. I want to go skydiving next trip to Las Vegas. 7. I moved out at 16 and supported myself since then. 8. I am rather hyper and very inquisitive. 9. I am a Sharp Shooter with the M16. lmao 10.I am writing a cookbook in between real estate projects. okies you peeps get to do this to 1. SoldierMedic 2. Rocket1 3. DJ Diesel 4. Tom 5. Gent-L-Man
Been Out Of Touch
I have not been on lately very much. I just wanted to say thank u for everyone who left me love....I will return it... I have been just getting on for a bit here and there lately. I have recently got custody of my son back. yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. He is very happy and right now staying with his grandparents (dad's parents)....till I move there. I am buying a house in the country....and if all goes well and nothing falls threw (which I pray everyday nothing happens) I will be moved by next month around the 21'st....... So I will be on a bit less but I will deffinatly come back and return all the love..... I have the greatest friends on fubar..... luv u all MsBratt.....muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Been Listening To This A Lot Lately...
Somewhere in the Between - Streetlight Manifesto You were gone when we found you You were practically surrounded, you were trapped But the opposition stalled, their blood ran cold When they saw the look of love in your eyes Maybe the times we had, they weren't that bad And everything else was part of the plan We sang: "I don't know where we go from here" This is the alpha, omega, beginning and the end And we all just idolize the dead So you were born, and that was a good day Someday you'll die, and that is a shame But somewhere in the between was a life of which we all dream And nothing and no one will ever take that away You had a love and that love had you And nothing mattered, you were fine And some will complain, they're just bitter, what a shame They know that loving and losing is better than nothing at all Maybe the times we had, they weren't that bad And everything else was part of our path We sang: "I don't know where we go from here" This is the anthem,
Been Thinking...
Been Away Too Long
So, I haven't been to fubar in a very long time. It's time to return. Life got too busy for a while, but it's back to normal now. I miss everyone and I hope a few of you missed me as well. I look forward to catching up with you all again.
Been Sick
As some of you have noticed I haven't been around too much. The old body finally gave out and I had to have my gallbladder removed and then had to go back in for another surgery to remove what was missed. Due to the that, I got pancreatitis. I was hospitalized for 2 1/2 weeks and lost 30 pounds. I have never been this sick before and didn't realize how serious it was until I started to read up on it. I am home now re-cooperating slowly and thinking, re-prioritizing things in my life. Just wanted to thank the friends who have stuck by me through this tough time. Your phone calls, text messages, and get well cards have all been very kind. You have helped me continue on and give me the strength that I have needed. Soon I do plan on being back but on my own time and terms....Take care everyone and if you need me, you got the number
Been Gone So Long
soory that I have been gone for so long but i'm back. I just had a wild ride theese past few if you would like to know about it hit me up. yes i'm still here yah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Been Busy
Hello friends and fans!! I am sorry i have not been around for a while. i have been too busy and wish life were a video game, but to far off fantasy. If you don't hear from me just drop me a line and I will get with you. i would like to thank those of you who have left me presents. You know who you are. Plus today my baby Ayasha (Siberian Husky) had two pippies. I will post pictures later this weekend. Thank you for the support friends and fan
Been Thinkin'
     I have been thinking alot about this lately.  I watch people and can't help but wonder why they make it so hard to be happy.  Everyone talks about what they want to make their life better or to make them complete, content, whole....Happy.  However, how often do these people actually do anything but talk about it.  It seems most are online in these social websites because they are seeking something or someone...the man/woman of their dreams mainly and occasionally their search is over, but usually they keep seeking.  It seems that most on here have heart problems...they have been hurt by someone in the past.  What usually ends up happening is they in turn hurt someone else that was searching for the same exact thing... a person to love and be loved by.  Why does this happen?..well cuz everyone must pay for others wrongs.  My thoughts?..if you want to be happy just do it...stop wasting precious time.  If you love someone (and they love you) just love them, do what needs to be done t
Been Doing Some Thinking Again, Lol..
Yeah.I'm thinking, 3 years or so is too long fer me to be in any one place, perhaps.I'm bored, and it's cold here anymore.If you need me, add me on messengers if ya haven't already.Dunno what I'm doing yet, just..I'm not happy here anymore.We all had some good times but life goes on whether we want it to, or not.So yah, lol.This ain't goodbye;Idk what it is.Needs more thought.But it feels like goodbye, ya know?   For what it's worth, I learned a lot, and grew as a person here.And I hope I entertained you all with my goofiness and decent music.   This is NOT because of anyone, this is an internal decision.And it's not set in stone, I'm just thinking here.But as someone who probably thinks I dislike them said once,'Don't be suprised."So...this is to ensure nobody is suprised.By anything I do at this point, lol.   So this is an old man's rambles.Twisted, brutish, half-maddened.But admit it, I was a fun ride, lmao.   We'll see what happens.Either way, if I dinna see ya again, may y
Been Forever!
so i leave for a few months and the whole site is totally different im not even sure i know wth to do on here anymore LOL does anyone still get on here and has anyone missed me?!  (if so i cant tell :( )
Been Busy Trying To Have Fun
Last Night I went to the Bandits game and we won a tough Game vs. Boston.  I wish I could go to NYC and go watch them play the titans the winner is the East Champs.  So that added to the busy week.   Then On monday I go back to work and go to Monday Night Raw.   That should be a fun time.   So Hopefully I will start the picture process of up loading and downloading and posting then.   So the week has been busy. It started out with dinning out for life. Yes there is a long wait everywhere and so you have to factor that in. I think it is a good cause. It gets people to go out and eat. Hey if the food is good they will come back. Then money goes to a good cause as well. We went to Boomerangs on Niagara St. The food was very good and I tried this chicken wing soup that was very tasty. I even got home in time to watch Fringe. So On Thursday Night I went to go see "L Save the World". I will admit it wasn't the same as the 2 other movies. First of all with an event like that I now found it
Been Kicked In The Nuts Once More
You know if I had nuts right now,  they would be so far kicked up to my neck. Times are hard for every one,  I can understand that fully.  But dammmmmmmmmmmmmit,  why is it just when things are slowly getting better meaning able to keep up with the bills and food and gas. Boom I get kicked again,  and left crying.  My oldest boy was working and now he isnt and isnt sure when he will return to work.  Apparently there hasnt been much of jobs comming in for his company that he works for to do. And when talking to my middle son who works at same place says he dont even know and his boss is clue less.  How can you be a boss and not  know when the contracts are gonna come in. I fear my oldest is getting the shit end of the stick here and this is gonna cost us our home.  I am so lost and not sure which direction to go. I need a mircle and fast!!!!!!!!
Been A Minute...
The last time you kissed someone, were your hands around their neck?yes Who last complimented you?my best friend! he is so sweet and awesome Was your last phone call boring or somewhat interesting?my convos with my best friend are always fun and interesting lol Would you kiss the last person who texted you?that would be awkward Who is the last person that texted you?my neighbor lol How is your day overall?not to bad other than my baby girl bein sick today What is making you worry?besides my little one bein sick, my trip for next week. i just want it to go as smooth as possible Have you ever had the cops called on you?nope. Do you think relationships are hard?they can be Do you have an accent?not really... it usually only comes out when i drink lol Are you good at giving directions?kinda Have you ever met a gay person?quite a few Do you blow dry your hair?only when i get it cut and styled What is the last movie you saw in theaters?Mall Cop Have you shaved your legs in the
Been A Busy B*****
ok so maybe its supposed to be busy bee.. but I prefer bitch. *shrugs* anyway.. have been on a nutzo streak adding products to my online shop.   That is my Hallowed grove. only on the web for now, but one day it will be real, but alas I am rambling.. here are some of the designs I have added.. well for the word tee's.   "SUPPORT CANNIBALISM!  eat me. " "I'm not a stalker... I'm just curious.   By the way you're out of milk." "I have the perfect body. But its in the trunk and starting to smell." and alot more, I will me adding more through out the next few days.. let me know what you think.   ok.. off to think of some more demented shit to turn in to a tee. *waves*    
Been So Long Since I Been Here
still alive though lots been happening its 3.50am and i am a bit tired anyway must remember to come back here a bit more, my god they sorted the editing function out for the blogs, good stuff
Been Awhile
what can i say... i gave up on this site and then something pulled me back... well i got some new photos and well its been quiet so not much new... looking to get out and well party it up... saturday off and im not being stuck here thats for sure... or maybe... just get plastered maybe... lmao. ribs are bleeding with fresh new ink and well that sting is waking me up!!!! wooooo wooooooooooo!
Been A While... Just Updating Everyone
well, it's been a long time since I have had the chance to sit down and get on here. For all of my friends on here, I want to say sorry that I havent been in touch. I wanted to sign in though and give everyone a update on what has been going on in my life. I had a very adorable little boy on 6/30/09.. His name is Cameron Terry. He weighed 7lb 61'2 oz and was 20 3/4 inches long.. hard to believe seeing as how huge I got. I tell my husband all the time there was no sense in me getting so big to shit out something so seriously though.. he looked like a premie when he was born, he couldnt wear newborn diapers or clothes.. which is crazy cause he was a 41 week baby. But anyhow.. just wanted to update everyone, and let you know I am not ignoring you I just am very busy with taking care of a newborn by myself .. my husband works on the road so i only have help on the weekends.. enough with that though.. i am not trying to complain i love being a mom... so anyhow.. i am going to
Been Thinking
today i had a couple drinks with my buddies that are here with me. i started wondering about what is appealing and unappealing about me. i talked to a couple ex's and got some feed back. one said she couldnt find anything unappealing about me. the other said i was unappealing in the fact that i had a military dick attitude. she also said i was appealing in that i had great eyes and that i was charming. Feel free to let me know what you think.
Been Sick
Hi my friends sorry I haven't been around but things happen. Spent 2 days in the hospital. I'm doing better but it was a very scary time. I think I scared milkyyyway out of her skin or at least her shoes. I'm not going to go into it here if you want to know just send me a message. I hope to be on here more in the coming weeks.
Been Fun....gotta Go
well being here on the's been fun but it is time for me to move on. I have made some amazing friends on here and I will miss several but the ones that I love the most...well we have yahoo and the phone. thanks to all who helped me through your kind words and messages while I went through my battle with breast cancer. I am on the final 'leg' of the battle.  I had some reconstrutctive surgery in June and will have the final surgery in a few months.  Your thoughtfulness will never be forgotten.  I will miss you all dearly and pray only the best for everyone I know on here.  I am waiting a couple of days so everyone will see this blog (in case anyone really cares)....I don't want to just 'drop off the face of the Earth' and delete my page without anyone knowing how I feel.   much love and many ~smooches~ to all....... ~~smooches~~
Been Missing You©
   I have never bought into the whole 'Man Made Global Warming' thing, but you have to admit, it's been one hell of a summer. Living down south, the heat has been so oppressive, you could fry an egg on the sidewalk. Seriously, I think even desert critters would be sweating this year. It's so hot during the day, you only come out first thing in the morning or late in the afternoon. I travel as part of my job. I travel a LOT.Spending so much time on the road, I damn near live in hotels. I'm gone four to five days a week and honestly, it's hell on a relationship. So when I get the chance to have a visitor, it's a welcome change.        The phone call I got made me grin. It was Toy telling me she had a few days free and would be joining me later this afternoon. Funny how something so simple can make you melt inside. I must have looked like a kid at Disney World for the first time I was smiling so wide. For the rest of the day nothing could bring me down. In fact, I really don't remember
Been Down And Out: I Remain.
Guitar strings keep plucking..and drums keep pounding..but my heart wont stop beating..oh heart wont stop beating..because ive been down and out..but i wont stop breathing..oh i wont stop breathing..grew up from the mud and the dirt..just to be brought back down..i may slip and fall..but i get back up..and keep on moving..and through it many road blocks..and brickwalls..i still keep moving..i still remain..a bit insane..yet..i wont stop fighting..cant stop fighting..oh no..just wont stop swinging away..fade away my doubts..for its my time to shout..and break down all thats solid in my feels breath again..the strong dont stay dont..nor do the best give up..and so i say so the haters and the fakes..all trying to take me down..and silence my roar..may the world hear me now..through it all..I WILL REMAIN!
Been Here
Well, I've been back over here for about 7 months now. Just returning from my first R&R and have discovered that I no longer belong anywhere. I have no one and all the things that I've bought mean absolutely nothing to me. I know that it's my own damned fault and that just makes it suck even more. The thing is, I thought that the old way of life would be what would sustain me. Come to find out, it doesn't nor will it. One night stands and just traveling around the country/world are not, it seems, what I really want or need. I miss not haveing someone to come home to. Someone to be able to share in my "adventures" with. And yeah, someone to hold at night when it's time to call it a day. Who knows if that's really what it'll take, but right now that's what I feel like I really need to make me feel whole again. Of course, there's always religion, lol.
Been Thinking...a Lot
So I have been's never good when I start on this track. I tend to overthink every little thing in my entire exhistence LOL. So I am considering logging out for a while. Taking a few weeks to concentrate on the things I'd like to change about myself. Without any distractions. My days are a mixture of sadness and despair. Not exactly a fun place to be. So I figure I might clear my head a little and focus some energy back into reality. ;) I am not angry or hurt, not upset with anyone really. Just a bit confused and anti-social. I may send an occasional photo from the phone but I won't be checking in to see if anyone's come to look at it. I will be limiting my online time to the barest of minimums so please don't feel ignored ;) I just need to get myself straight. Winter is coming and I don't want to start hibernation in worse shape then I must.   p.s. it's Jay's birthday :D happy birthday!!  
Been Burned...
Maybe I am noticing this more because I have been looking for it, but it seems there are a good number of women that feel ALL men are assholes, posers, liars, whatever...I use the internet to meet people, especially women due to my schedule and lack of time where women are. I have read many profiles on this as well as other sites that women, whom are trying to meet men I might add, feel that men are all liars or cheats. I am willing to wager about everyone that has dated on a regular basis has had their bad stretches. I have literally dated several women in a row that were crazy, stalker types. I do not condemn all women. I learn and start over. If I couldn't trust women anymore I would be a monk. I suggest women that feel that way should either get over it or become a nun. The rest of the world doesn't want to hear how you've become narrow-minded due to the last two guys that cheated on you. And smart guys won't want to date you. The only guys that will be interested will be the ones
Been A Whlwe Hasn't It?
OK I know I aint been on much lately needed a break is all nothing bad has happened, Just been busy with stuff 'N' stuff 'N' stuff you know how is all is one minute you got all the free time in the world next your busier than a beaver in winter time, but will be on shortly please keep rating leave your comments and I will be back to check you all out again soon, 'D' @--->---
Been Gone...
I'm sure someone has noticed that I'm MIA from here....I don't feel like I fit in around here anymore and just have a general lack of interest to even log in. So if anyone wants to keep in touch my yahoo ID is StephML617 or facebook me...I'm Stephany Lamb :)     (h)s to everyone!
Been A While, What`s New ?
tell me something new about you     ps my fu wife is a jealous twat, but i still adore her
Been Awhile
Its been a little while since I have really blogged so I thought I would catch some of you all up on a few things. I finally will be starting counseling on Monday, believe it or not I cant wait and am anxious for it. I have been going to physical therapy for a few weeks now, those of you that have me on fb have seen that since that is how I kill my time there. Since it has gotten so friggin frigid and cold here my body has hurt like an SOB! My casemanger here has mentioned fibromyalgia a few different times to me, and today at physical therapy I told my therapist I was going to talk to my doctor about it and he touched a few areas on my body and literally sent me through the roof :( I have been just claiming old age, but technically I am not that old and there is sooo much unexplained things happening with my body that it would be a perfect explanation :( Here at the house its going okay, I am not thrilled about Christmas quite yet, I have a real difficult time at the holidays. I a
Been A While
SO after tellin this douche that yeah he still cant fuck adopted kids...i get this  To: Kloverlynn...: in english now douchebag? My 5 year old is wittier than that InnerRage: lame jokes that gives lame bj strokes lol go to give head school an stop using the ketchup bottle but your my puppet jump back now! Kloverlynn...: for reall..ALL I said to get blocked is that you make me ashamed to be Italian..IF you even are lol Kloverlynn...: LOL@ what your cousin thinks of me...I am married and have a great life..have met many from on the other hand are a pussy who posts hot or not and blocks people for sayin they wouldnt fuck you with a stolen vag InnerRage: not really cause you are still alone in your heart trying to be something on fubar an no life while my girl is looking at you type an laughing at you.... Kloverlynn...: nice try but you fail at Dr. phil Kloverlynn...: nope...i amperfectly real InnerRage:
Been Thinking
  I have sitting here thinkingling things a lot more different than I  , and in a way I like what I have come uought I knewp with.   The past few days have madew me re evaluate and ask myself a lot of things . Like why do I keep putting others before me ? And why do I keep getting walked on by people I thought  knew? And I am trying to answer these questions one at a time .    I am handling things a lot more different than I used to I am stepping back and exzmining things in a different light . I am try to control my temper and I have succeed pretty well, to the point it is scaring people . I am a lot quieter than usual , which isn't like me at all.
Been to death. Been to surgery. Been married. Been in love. Been out of love. Been in liveins. Been with money. Been broke. Been lied to. Been indecisive. Decision will be given in August. Either yes or no. Glory to God N  
Been Gone For Like, A Year. Here's An Update.
Well, I quit my job at the daycare and went back to school. Paralegal for now, then when I graduate I'm thinking a Major in Psychology and a minor in Criminology.  A very close family friend of mine passed away not too long ago. We really weren't expecting it. It hit me really hard. His memorial is on Saturday at a bar of all places. A man who drank himself to death having a memorial in a bar. Nice. I'm starting to get out more. Getting over my panic attacks. It's taking a bit, but I'm able to go out and shoot some pool.  I turn 21 in 3 weeks. Excited? Yes. Yes I am. I met a guy who pretty much stole my heart. That's all I have to say about that.  3 years since Ms. Cooper died. Amazing how time flies.  Landon just turned 4, and he's starting school this year. I can't freaking believe it. It makes me feel so old. I met him when I was 16 years old, and now look at him? He's still muh baby. No matter how old he is. His mom is expecting her third. Jesus. It's like she's making up for
Been A While.....
Been Awhile
Haven't made a blog in a while so here goes nothin'   Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.  Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.  One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him.  She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.  When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news.  The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love...  I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in th
Been Busy
well here i am, sitting on this boat glad to have found a job, but jumping in on a boat that has been neglected by the former crew leaves a lot of hard work to get it back to a nice boat again. I have been bustin ass in the ballast talks, trying to get them clean. they are bad.. oh yeah, i wouldnt  drink the water and barely wanna shower in it.  theres a lot of work to do here.. and since im back on the bayou, swamp land in which i used to live..i have to deal with half rate internet wirelss signal.. it i havent even logged on for more than 10 minutes at atime... so..thats what i been up to.. anywhos, im nose is sun burned, my neck and shoulders are red and my body aches... but im getting paid and in better shape again lol thats about case ya noticed i wasnt around...    as you were
Been A Long Time...
Kind of a crude message, but it's all I have time for. I came to Fubar a long time ago, and the community of people here was great. Sadly, my computer couldn't handle it and I ended up leaving. A lot has happened since then. So, to anyone who wishes to follow and stay friends, my AIM is meekoxiii, my hotmail is, and my yahoo is It was nice knowing you and I hope that we talk again someday. I'll be deleting in about a week or so. :3
Been Missing In Action
hello everyone! i've been being kept very busy for a while. it took 2 years of stupid ideas to finally get a diagnosis on why my little guy stopped talking. and we heard every excuse in the book. he is severely autistic and the light of my life. his teachers and i are pretty sure he can actually read and loves anything that has words. i am doing art therapy with him. he has a speech therapist and an occupational therapist. his specialist does the sensory therapy....doesn't seem to help much though. ric and i got divorced this sept. we call the divorce my birthday present, lol. an act of congress pushed the divorce to a top priority position. we had thanksgiving at my daughter's. i made the goodies and took them there so her and her family would have thanksgiving. my other daughter had to cancel thanksgiving plans cause her oldest son has strep throat and mono. he better quit kissing those girls at school, lol. i hope everyone had a wonderful thanksgiving and the holiday season is
Been Awhile Thought I Would Write
Changes The more things change The more they stay the same Different faces, different places All come back to the same rat race. Hang ups and attitudes Different station same old tunes Step on feeling step on toes Where it stops no one knows.   Do old stories ever end Do broken fences ever mend Can you get up when your so low When theres no light you can not grow. I need a light so I can see ahead See my future so I dont dread Better odds to even the score All I need is a little more.   Then again what difference would it make If everything I see is fake Who'll be here to hear my cries Who'll be here to dry my eye's?   Helpless, hopeless, depression My attitude is my salvation It's my strength that will leads me on Reaching new heights and well beyond.   This is where the change begins You have to start deep with in Like yourself and start a new Contentment comes to very few    
[been Thinkin A Lot Today]
And that -is- a deliberate reference to Ben Folds.Good evening.Today was beautiful.Above 60. I've spent the last 70 hours working over "defeat" in my mind, and I've been spending a lot of time talking to my now unemployed best friend aboutlifephilosophypoliticshopefairnessrevolutioneconomicsI dunno if I'm ready or willing to put those thoughts here. Not because I'm afraid of your reaction to them, but more that I just don't feel like it at this exact moment.We're all fine with that right?... why did I start this?I actually got up for a minute and forgot.Right-so I spent most of this week fretting about the job I didn't wanty'know...where I drive to people's houses and wrangle crazies for $11.00/hr (at most) And I was mostly fretting about turning it down, "what if they're pissed that I didn't take it" "what if I get hurt" "what if I take it and quit 2 days after training is done"I received notice today that I was not being considered for this position.I was relieved horrified, and insu
Been Rock Out Fubar And It Cool
so i been waljk aimlessly on this site and now i slowly getting this
[been Sleeping All My Life]
I'm not gonna lie some whacked out hand holding prayer circling hippy chanting crazy shit   happened in my living room tonight.   I was trying to listen to the top of the 9th and my dog was kinda wigging out and retards were everywhere. Everywhere.   I could go into greater detail so I will   My parents' wooptard friends (a married couple they've known all of my life) came over, since they're only in town about 6 times a year now, and my dad decided to have a party for the next 72 hours in celebration of this fact. One has chronic asshole-itus, and suffers from "cluster headaches". Anyway, his wife's ... moondog idiot brother (who frankly isn't allowed to touch me MORESO than anyone else on the planet because he gives off a really dim, oogey vibe) comes over unannounced. I'm pleased as punch. And he decides to do his hippy whacked out kookookatchoo shit in my living room to heal his brother-in-law's cluster headaches. which freaks out my dog- and I'm trying to list
Been 4ever........
Been Awhile
I'm still alive....   its true that life can get in the way of all the fun....but sometimes you just have to stop running stop and breath and listen to the sounds around you..... and that is exactly what i have i am wondering....what is my life....whats inportant....and where is my life going.... right now its going NOWHERE......well it seems to day same ol after another of mixed emotions.....dreams i have that i know will never come true....things i miss.....things i want....things my life seems to be missing.... What exactly is missing from my life......that is a question i have to answer once i totaly understand it.....i know what a lame thing to say....but hey its true.... What do you do when you know how you feel...but know its not what it should this as confussing to you as it is to me..... all i can say is someday.....someday.....thats all any of us can say.......
Been A While
I haven't written on here in a while and right now I am filled with a few things so I felt it was time for can know a person for years....and never truly know them at all...and it doesn't matter if they are in your face or across the screen...the effect is still the have to look at the whole picture..and you see things..and pick up on things you don't agree with..but yet you keep it to yourself..because you care about this person and you don't think they would ever do anything to hurt you...regardless of everyone else they just don't think you will be one of them...until you shouldn't come as a surprise...but yet it does....a shock without the shock kind the back of your knew your turn was coming.....but denial wouldn't allow your mind to think that time would ever arrive..then when it does..that denial surfaces because really you knew it would all along.....everything about this scenario is tragic...because you
Been A While But....
Hitchhiker writing 'Kindness of America' book shot   go montana!
Been A Helluva Day...
Sometimes it's easier to do this (a blog) when I am unable to be on. I have not been on today for various reasons. My mother got her stitches out from eye surgery....she wanted me there and all has gone well. My quasi mother in law needed to be settled in at home after her pace maker surgery, we did that....Someone will be with her for the next few weeks (cuz she is old as dirt, no disrespect to her, but she is in her 90's! And an amazing woman). And I'm just tired....when I'm tired, I am quiet. Simple as that. No disrespect to ANYONE...just tired....I love my Fu's, you all know that.   Kelly
Been There Myself
My eyes are shut, but I can still see. The pain, the hurt of others, they speak to me. Their voices, never stop. They ask for my help, how can I not? I am the voice, for the weak. The strength for those, who cannot speak. I live with fear, but it will not consume me. I control it, use it, apply it, positively. Hate is a useless emotion, learn from everything. Big changes can be made, even from the smallest of things. Fear is easy, overcoming it, is not. A little life lesson, I was taught. The school of hard knox, taught me more than I need. The skills to survive, to succeed. I am here for a purpose, to help those who can't help themselves. Regardless of what it costs me, I've been there myself.
Been A Hell Of A Year
First things first thank you to a few family members on here for making it possible for my sons to have a christmas this year without them they wouldnt have many things to open i know gifts to us as adults arent all that impotant but too kids its the norm and they helped me get through 1 more year towards my sons growing up It's sure been 1 hell of a year for the east coast between devistating storms horrible acts of murder to small children and amazing women who tried to protect them financial ruin to many and the list goes on and on in my 40 years i never thought i would see anything compared to 9/11 untill that shooting of sandy hook ct . I have no answers of why these things happen no words to comfort the familys to lose 1s child is the most horrible thing in the world in my opinion i watched my own mother go through it with my brother when he was 19 i was little and he was the 1 raising me it hurt me but crushed her i can not imagine how the familys in sandy hook are feeling a
Been To Long!
Oh I can truly say its been way to long since I have been on this site, got caught up in the drama of all these so call friends I had surrounded myself with the last couple of months. All I can say is I am DONE with everyone's bullshit, I'm always trying to be the one person anyone can count on, but when I need someone where are they to be found? NO FUCKING WHERE! OVER IT!! Anywho I have offically declared this year to be a fresh start, and I am all for me now!!   Hope everyone had a great 1st month of the New Year and is staying to their resolutions!   I might be back to write somemore after my hot & super bubble bath ;)
Been Doing Good
It has been better, but it has been worse. I am not gonna start complaining or anything. I mean my daughter could go and bring home some toilet tissue, she could maybe even bring home some creamer, and yet I expect you don't much care. Well, I do. I don't admire black coffee and like most, I like wiping my rear with something soft, but not too soft. Don't really want my fingers going through the tissue while I an cleaning myself. Things are moving along, not always as wanted or planned, but they are still moving. As the seasons change I am oftem reminded of what I was gonna do. Don't particularly like that haunting feeling slowly creeping just to pounce on me. My other laptop as about bit the dust unless anyone can help me. I don't try to ask for alot. It don't really suit me as a trait I would like to have. If we could all somehow be friends, instead of enemies, we could show the world. They might not know of Fubar, but who says we can't carry the peace out to the rest of our neighb
Pussycat Dolls Beep Music Video
Beep- Pussycat Dolls
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Beepin Pc Probs
Hi there everyone... I havnt been in touch with anyone the past couple of weeks coz my infernal machine has chosen a different problem to throw at me now.... My USB's stopped working, been trying all sorts to rectify the problem, but we have narrowed it down to either a problem with the power or the motherboard....GRRRRRRRRRRR so...i take this brief oppertunity to say "HI YA'LL......HOPE YOUR DOIN GOOD, AND HAVE A GREAT DAY, AND BIG HUGZ FROM ME, MISSIN EVERYONE MUCHLY XOX" CHATATCHYA SOON....FINGERS CROSSED BECI XOX
Beep - The Pussycat Dolls
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"Beep" (feat. Will.I.Am) Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha Ha, ha-ha, ha Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha Ha, ha-ha, ha [Will.I.Am] It's funny how a man only thinks about the... You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your... You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your... Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your... [PCD] I don't give a... Keep looking at my... 'Cause it don't mean a thing if you're looking at my... I'm a do my thang while you're playing with your... Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha Every boy's the same Since up in the seventh grade They been trying to get with me Trying to (Ha, ha-ha, ha, ha-ha) They always got a plan To be my one and only man Want to hold me with their hands Want to (Ha, ha-ha, ha, ha-ha) I keep turning them down But, they always come around Asking me to go around That's not the way it's going down 'Cause they only want Only want my ha, ha-ha Ha, ha-ha Only want what they want But, na, ah-ah Na, ah-ah [Will.I.Am] It's funny h
Some of you will notice that you have been removed from my family list. I offer no apologies. I simply made room for those people who know what online friendship is about. If you still got the alert that I posted a new blog, then you're still on my friend's list, for now, anyway. But that's winding down too. I don't like clutter and having a bunch of people that don't respond to anything.......Not bulletins, not pictures, not blogs, not anything..... in my opinion is clutter. Hell I could be sending out a warning of a tornado coming through and some of you still won't read it. Beep......Beep.......Beep..........This is a Happy Country Girl Tornado Warning: I'm blowing the dust off of my list. Be a friend or blow away!.....Beep.......Beep........Beep. This message has been brought to you by the Country Broadcast system. And just so everything is clear, if you feel the urge to remove me from your list, by all means, blow me right on off. ~Hugs~ Mary
Beep Beep The Bus Is Here
click the "short bus" below to goto the Shortbus scoop up blog:: Welcome to the "FORBIDDEN INC. SHORT BUS SCOOP UP" You want to meet some new friends Level up at the same time?? Then this is the place for you.. There are a couple rules to get on the short bus:: 1. Must Fan, Rate, and Friend all the people at the busstop (ADD Fubar's shortbus IN THE SUBJECT OF FRIEND REQUEST IF U DONT DO THIS I DONT KNOW U WANT TO ENTER) if u are allready someones friend please leave a comment or buy a gift.. 2. You must goto Forbidden Inc and Forbiddens Inc's Exotic Dreams to subscribe (once subscribed type "I WANNA GET SCOOPED" IN THE LOUNGE) 3. you must goto and join 4. Once you have done that (contact McLovin to be added when done). You will THEN be added to the list so people can add, fan and friend you also. 5. If you like lvling and meeting new people then come on in and get freaky with us. 6. Having fun is most im
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store behind a big fat lady. The little boy says, "hey dad, look how fat that lady is!" "Shhhh, quiet son, she'll hear you." "But dad, look how big and fat that lady is!" "Shhhhhh, don't say that son, it's not nice!" "But dad, LOOK HOW BIG AND FAT THAT LADY IS!" "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, don't say that son, it's not nice and it's rude!" Suddenly the fat lady's beeper goes off. "LOOK OUT DAD, SHE'S BACKING UP!"
Beer Vs Pussy
A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy. Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. Advantage: Beer. Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. Advantage: Draw. If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. Advantage: Pussy 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage: Pussy. Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. Advantage: Pussy. If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer. If you come home smelling like beer, The Woman may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad. Advantage: Beer. 6 beers in a night and you better not drive. 6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need. Advantage:
Beer Troubleshooting
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet. FAULT: Improper bladder control. ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training. SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. FAULT: You have fallen over backward. ACTION: Have yourself chained to bar. SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts. FAULT: You have fallen forward. ACTION: See above. SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror. SYMPTOM: Floor blurred. FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Floor moving. FAULT: You are being carr
Beer, Fishing, Sex &golf:
BEER, FISHING, SEX &GOLF: A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked "No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!" "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked. "What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man. "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Ins
Beer Or Makeup?
Beer Addiction?
I am drinking a beer, cheers to all who are drinking now too!
Beer Bread .................this Rocks! Add Cooked Sausage And Its Even Better
Beer Bread Here's the easiest loaf of bread you'll ever make. The beer gives it a deep yeast flavor. If you like, add your favorite herbs or seeds such as sesame, millet, etc., or even a bit of shredded cheese. 3 cups self-rising flour* 3 tablespoons sugar 1 (12-ounce) can of beer 1. Preheat oven to 375*F (190*C). Lightly grease or spray a 9 x 5 x 3-inch loaf pan with nonstick cooking spray. 2. Combine all ingredients, mixing well. 3. Pour into prepared loaf pan and bake for 1 hour. Makes 1 loaf. *Or you may substitute with 3 cups all purpose flour, 3 teaspoons baking powder and 1 1/2 teaspoons salt.
Beer Carrots
The Beer Prayer
Our Lager Which Art In Barrels Hallowed Be Thy Drink Thy Will Be Drunk (I Will Be Drunk) At Home As In The Tavern Give Us This Day Our Foamy Head And Forgive Us Our Spillages As We Forgive Those Who Spill Against Us And Lead Us Not Into Incarceration But Deliver Us From Hangovers For Thine Is The Beer The Bitter And The Lager Forever And Ever Barmen!
Beer Scooter
> At last an explanation!!!!!!!!!! > > How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night of > drinking and thought 'How did I get home?' As hard as you try, you cannot > piece together your return journey from the bar to your home. > > The answer to this puzzle is that you used a beer scooter. The beer > scooter > is a mythical form of transport, owned and leased out to the drunk by > Bacchus the Roman god of wine. Bacchus has branched out since the decrease > in the worship of the Roman pantheon and bought a large batch of these > magical devices. The beer scooter works in the following fashion: > > The passenger reaches a certain level of drunkenness and the "slurring > gland" begins to give off a pheromone. Bacchus or one of his many > sub-contractors detects the pheromone and sends down a winged beer > scooter. > > The scooter scoops up the passenger and deposits them in their bedroom via > a > trans-dimensional portal. It is not cheap to ru
Beer Of The Week, 9/27
GABF 25th Year Beer, $3.99 per 18-ounce bottle The 25th annual Great American Beer Festival, featuring 1,600 beers from 380 breweries, takes place Thursday through Saturday at the Colorado Convention Center. The silver celebration will be marked with - what else? - beer. Charlie Papazian, president of the Boulder-based Brewers Association and an accomplished home brewer, concocted 25th Year Beer, a single-batch brew "celebrating the flavor & diversity of American beer." Papazian says it's a variation on an IPA he's made several times, dry hopped with a rarely used New Zealand hop for aroma. It was brewed and bottled at Boulder Beer Co., one of three brewers at the first GABF still taking part. Sierra Nevada and River City Brewing in California are the other two. The 25th Year Beer will be available at Brewers Association tables at the GABF, Falling Rock in LoDo, Old Chicago outlets and in limited quantities in area retail outlets in 18-ounce bottles.
Beer Translations
1. "You get this round and the next round is on me." I''ll be leaving before the next round. 2. "I''ll get this round and the next one is on you." Happy hour is about to end. Beers are now a dollar, but by the next round they''ll be $3.50. 3. "Hey, where is that friend of yours?" I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to get your attractive friend into a compromising position. 4. "Can I get a glass of white zinfandel." (female) I''m easy. 5. "Can I get a glass of white zinfandel." (male) I''m gay. 6. "Ever try a body shot?" (male to female) I am even willing to drink tequila if it means that I get to lick you. 7. "Ever try a body shot?" (female to male) If this is how wild I am in the bar, imagine what I''ll do to you on the ride home? 8. "I don''t feel well, let''s go home." (female) You are paying more attention to your friends than me. 9. I don''t feel well, let''s go home." (male) I''m horny. 10. "Who''s got the next round?" I haven
Beer Vs Water
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop! However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer (or rum, whiskey, vodka, wine or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. WATER = POOP BEER = HEALTH Ergo, it is better to drink beer and talk shit, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I am doing it as a public service. borrowed from: T@ LostCherry
Beer! Your sex life mostly resembles Beer. You are easygoing about sex and to you it’s about having fun more than showing your love for another. You aren’t very choosy about partners as long as you’re going to get some. Take this quiz at
Beer Can Save Lives
Beerology 101
Beerology 101: Beer Term Dictionary Bait-and-switch - When an attractive person invites you to his or her table then steers you to a less attractive friend. Barley sandwich - Beer for lunch. Also called a slurp sandwich. Bayonetting the wounded - Gamely drinking the half-finished beers the morning after a party. Booze coupons - Money. Bedspins - The variety of spins that occur while lying prone. Putting one foot on the floor usually helps. If you are already on the floor, may God have mercy on your soul. Beer bitch - The person sitting closest to the cooler or refrigerator at a party whose sole purpose in life is to grab another beer for you whenever you go empty. Beer Buffet - Any bar with more than ten different beers on tap. Beer blinders (Beer goggles) - Ones perception when under the influence of alcohol. Often causes unattractive people to look hot, long distances to look jumpable, and also makes break dancing moves look easy. Beer Pressure - The
So people keep asking me why i love Guiness, so let me just say this... 1st of all it has to be on tap not out of a can it's just not the same! 2nd i love the foam it leaves tickling my upper lip. 3rd i love the fact that i have to drink it so fast it drips down my chin! -Juicynes
Beer Vs. Vagina!!!
Beer Vs. Vagina 1.Beer Is Always Wet...Vagina Needs A Little Work!!! One Point To BEER!!! 2.Warm Beer Tastes Awful!!! One Point To VAGINA!!! 3.A Really Cold Beer Is Satisfying!!! One Point To BEER!!! 4.If After Taking A Swig Of Your Favorite Beer You Find A Hair Between Your Teeth, You May Vomit!!! One Point To VAGINA!!! 5. If You Get Home Reeking Of Beer Your Wife May Get Mad, Make A Scene, Kick You Out, Etc... If You Get Home Reeking Of Vagina Your Wife May Get Mad, Kick You Out, Even Leave You!!! There's Definitely A Point To Be Had Here, Depending On Your Point Of View And Personal Circumstances!!! I'll Just Call It A DRAW For The Time Being!!! 6. Ten Beers In One Night And You Can't Drive Home....Ten Vaginas In One Night And You Don't Want To Drive Anywhere!!! One Point To VAGINA!!! 7. If You Have A Lot Of Beer In A Public Place, Your Reputation May Suffer...If You Eat Any Vagina In Public, You Become A Legend!!! One Point To VAGINA!!! 8. If A C
Beer Commerical Funny
Beer Vs. Pussy
A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy. Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. advantage: Tie If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, and you are not disgusted. Advantage: Pussy 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage: Pussy Buy too much beer and you will get fat. Buy too much pussy and you will get poor. Advantage: Tie
Beer Vs. Vagina (adult) Oldie But Goodie!
Beer vs. Vagina 1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER 2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA 3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER 4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA 5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being. 6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA 7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA 8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you ma
Beer Warnings...
Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the Medical Association's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers: WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a wanker. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your head in. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex- lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your trousers. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: Consumption
Beer And Female Hormones
This is serious stuff...Beer contains female hormones! Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects: Argued over nothing. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. Gained weight. Talked excessively without making sense. Became overly emotional. Couldn't drive. Failed to think rationally Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary.
Beer Batter Shrimp
1 cup flour 1 tbsp. paprika 1/2 tsp. salt 12 oz. can or bottle beer 1/2 tsp. Worcestershire sauce 1/4 tsp. Tabasco sauce Vegetable oil 2 lb. shrimp, peeled and deveined Flour for dredging Creole Tartar Sauce (recipe on bottom) In medium bowl combine 1 cup flour, paprika and salt. Whisk in beer, Worcestershire sauce and Tabasco sauce. Cover; let stand at room temperature at least 1 hour. In large heavy sauce pot or deep-fryer, heat about 3 inches oil over medium-high heat to 375 degrees. Dredge shrimp in flour, then dip in batter. Fry shrimp, a few at a time, 2 to 3 minutes or until golden. Drain on paper towels. Serve immediately with Creole Tartar Sauce. Makes 8 servings. Creole Tartar Sauce 2 hard-boild egg yolks 1/2 cup vegetable oil 1 teaspoon French-style mustard 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 tablespoon minced sweet pickles 1 tablespoon vinegar 1 tablespoon mayonnaise dash of red pepper 1 tablespoon minced onion Stir the egg yolks in a bowl until smooth, drop th
Beer Batter Chicken Strips
Serve these deep fried beer battered chicken strips with barbecue sauce or sweet and sour sauce. INGREDIENTS: * 1 large egg * 3/4 cup beer * 1 cup all-purpose flour * 1 teaspoon baking soda * 1 teaspoon salt * ground black pepper * 3 chicken breast halves; skinless, boneless * 1 1/4 cups vegetable oil PREPARATION: Beat the egg lightly with a whisk. Beat in the beer, then the dry ingredients, whisking until smooth. Cover and let stand for 25 to 30 minutes before using. Cut chicken breasts in half lengthwise. Heat oil in 10-inch skillet over a medium-high heat until oil reaches desired temperature of 360 degrees (or use deep fryer). Using tongs to hold chicken strips, dip in batter; allow excess to drip off.Remove and carefully lower, one by one, into the hot oil. After about 1 minute, turn the strips. Continue to turn the strips occasionally until they are golden, cooking for a total of 4 to 6 minutes. Transfer to to a paper towel lined tr
Beer Troubleshooting Guide
Subject: FW: Beer Guide BEER TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE SYMPTOM ROOT CAUSE CORRECTIVE ACTION Feet cold and wet Glass Being held at incorrect angle. Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling Feet warm and wet Improper Bladder Control Stand next to nearest dog, complain about lack of house training Beer unusually pale and tasteless a. Glass empty. b. You're holding a Coors Lite Get someone to buy you another beer Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights You have fallen over backward. Have yourself leashed to bar Mouth contains cigarette butts, back of head covered with ashes You have fallen forward See above Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet a. Mouth not open b. Glass applied to wrong part of face Retire to restroom, practice in mirror Floor Blurred You are looking through bottom of empty glass Get someone to buy you another beer Floor moving You are being car
Your color is so rich and brown it's so hard for me to turn you down The feel of you is so smooth if I have too much I start to groove Cold to the touch but warm all the same without you they would say I was tame You are the last one and for you I will fight They will try to take you but with all of my might... I will hold on to you like there is no other as if you were my sister or my brother So here's to you, my companion and friend for what you do each day, end on end Hops and aging make you tasty and cool Here's to you BEER! Forever my brew.... Sam~From CT~ :o) I had to do it. So much on here is so serious. My first attempt at writing in a looooong time. And y'all KNOW how much I like
Beer Scooter
How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night drinking and thought? "How on earth did I get home?" As hard as you try, you cannot piece together your return journey from the pub to your house. The answer to this puzzle is that you used a Beer Scooter. The Beer Scooter is a mythical form of transport, owned and leased to the drunk by Bacchus, the Roman God of Wine. Bacchus has acquired a large batch of these magical devices. The Beer Scooter works in the following fashion: The passenger reaches a certain level of drunkeness and the "slurring gland" begins to give off a pheromone. Bacchus or one of his many sub-contractors detects this pheromone and sends down a winged Beer Scooter. The scooter scoops up the passenger and deposits them in their bedroom via a Trans-Dimensional Portal. This is not cheap to run, so a large portion of the passenger's in-pocket cash is taken as payment. This answers the second question after a night out, "How did I spend so mu
Beer And Football - Perfect
Just been out to Cologne for a few days to see my team, Spurs, win our 3rd consecutive UEFA Cup match. (Talking Soccer for the info of the Yanks ... ;>)) Nice city, had a great time looking around the cathedral and the Christmas markets on Thursday. Then did the same in Dusseldorf Friday afternoon when we stopped there for a few hours whilst taking the train to the airport. True to form I did check out several of the local breweries and found them quite refreshing on the most part. Quite expensive, over €4 for almost a pint, that's nearly £3 or $6, but what the heck. I don't think we left the bars before 5am any night we were out there. I'm currently rather scared to check my bank balance. Those Euro's look like monopoly money and are spent just as easily and it's only when the ATM refuses to give you anymore that you realise just how much those beers have cost you....... Did do one thing that I'd been desperate to do though. I DRANK DAS BOOT!!!! And thanks to watching the
Beer Vs. Vagina
Beer VS Vagina 1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER 2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA 3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER 4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA 5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being. 6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA 7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA 8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get
Beer Testing
> > Beer contains female hormones > > > > Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the > > results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female > > hormones in beer. > > > > Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. > > > > The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain > > phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. > > > > To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 > > hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects: > > > > 1) argued over nothing. > > > > 2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong. > > > > 3) Gained weight. > > > > 4) Talked excessively without making sense. > > > > 5) Became overly emotional. > > > > 6) Couldn't drive. > > > > 7) Failed to think rationally > > > > 8) Had to sit down while urinating. > > > > No further testing was considered necessary.
Beer Troubleshooting Guide
SYMPTOM FAULT ACTION S Feet cold and wet. F Glass being held at incorrect angle. A Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. S Feet warm and wet. F Improper bladder control. A Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training. S Beer unusually pale and tasteless. F Glass empty. A Get someone to buy you another beer. S Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. F You have fallen over backward. A Have yourself leashed to bar. S Mouth contains cigarette butts. F You have fallen forward. A See above. S Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. F Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. A Retire to restroom, practice in mirror. S Floor blurred. F You are looking through bottom of empty glass. AGet someone to buy you another beer. SFloor moving. F You are being carried out. A Find out if you are being taken to another bar. S Room seems unusually dark. F Bar has closed. A Confirm home address with bartender
Beer Survey
1. What is your favorite beer? Lvovskaya 2. What is your favorite mixed drink? SEx on the beach 3. What is your favorite shot? sicilian kiss 4. What will you NOT drink? Coors 5. Are you a lightweight when it comes to drinking? not really no 6. Do you like the drinks with the little umbrellas? yeah and they are so cute too 7. Do you ever drink Bacardi Silver? nope 8. Do you like frozen drinks? yes i do 9. Do you drink liquor straight? sometimes 10. Do you ever drink out of the bottle? nope 11. Have you ever drank a jagerbomb? not yet 12. Are you drunk right now? No 13. Do you consume more than 2 alcoholic beverages a day? No 14. Do you drink a lot of wine? yes 15. When's the last time you drank? 8 pm today 16. What are your 5 favorite drinks? 1. Sex on the beach 2. Sicilian Kiss 3. Chocolate Martini 4. Pina colata 5. Irish cream liquer 17. Have you ever thrown up from drinking? nope 18. Do you feel horny when yo
Beer Beer And More Beer
Lets see if we can start an alcoholic chain gang... name a beer without repeating then repost... PERIOD!!! 1. La D KoKo--Steele Reserve 211
Beer, Bud And Booty
The above named items are by far the most pleasurable things in life(to me anyway) I am looking for people in indy to enjoy them with me. I love to party so if your intrested in having some fun away from the comp. then hit me up and ill hapily give ya my number. Thanks to all that welcomed me to CT. Im always up for new friends (the more the marrier) so add me to your friends list or send me a message. Peace out peeps Chase
The Beer Philosophy
*Disclaimer....yes, drinking heavily with the girls was involved in the creation of the following compilation, originally called, "I'll Give You Two Dozen Reasons Why Beer is Better Than a Man"; however, sobriety, discretion & a genuine interest in being politically correct has resulted in a condensed list applicable to all relationships.......enjoy .......(PROPS TO 4th & GRACE GIRLS) 20 REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN A RELATIONSHIP: A frigid beer is a good beer..... You can always tell if you're the first to have a beer..... Beers tell you what size they are right on the packaging........ After you've had a beer, it doesn't follow you around for two weeks...... When you go to the bar, you know that you can always pick up a beer..... Beer stains wash out...... You can finish a beer in a matter of seconds & have it still be satisfying...... You can share a beer with your friends without feeling awkward........ You can enjoy beer now matter what time of
Beer Vs Vagina
OMG i couldnt stop laughing! 1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER 2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA 3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER 4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA 5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being. 6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA 7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA 8. If a cop stops you and you smell of b
Beer Study
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. And suggested that men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each, within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects: 1) Argued over nothing. 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional. 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally 8) Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary.
-beer Cheese Recipes
Ingredients: 1/2 pound sharp cheddar cheese, 2 ounces blue cheese 3 ounces cream cheese, 1 teaspoon caraway seeds 1 teaspoon paprika 1/2 cup lager beer Directions: Combine cut up cheeses in the bowl of food processor. Add caraway, paprika and beer. Blend until smooth. Transfer to serving bowl. Serve at room temperature with crackers. This recipe for Beer Cheese serves/makes 8
Beerless Christmas
O M F G I am never going to my grandma's for Christmas again! She asked me to be there at noon, so I was there. She had some cooking left to do, so I asked her if there was anything I could do. She got mad about that. Then, I tried to talk to her. Every time she would ask me a question, I'd be half way through my answer when she'd start a noisy appliance. After that, she'd ask me to repeat myself, and start another noisy appliance. Finally, we ate, and went into the livingroom. She asked me something about work, and left the room to do dishes before I could answer. While waiting (2 hours) for her to return to the room, because she didn't want me in the kitchen, I fell asleep. Then she acted like I was being rude to have slept while she wasn't even there! I love my grandma, and she's all the family I've got, but hell, no more. @};~ NiZ
Beer Funnies
Beer Heaven!
Beer Vs Pussy...
A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. Advantage: Beer. 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage: Pussy If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad. Advantage: Beer. Buy too much beer and you will get fat. Buy too much pussy and you will get poor. Advantage: Tie It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game. You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game. Advantage: Pussy If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a breathalyzer. If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five. Advantage: Pussy Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable. Advantage: beer. Pussy can make you see God. Beer can make you see the porce
Beer Gets Me Drunk..Haha.. Thats All. If you Want to read A REAL blog read my Last one.
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and remain cautious when offered a drink by any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in cans, bottles, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate
Beer Scooter
How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night drinking and thought 'How on earth did I get home?' As hard as you try, you cannot piece together your return journey from the pub to your house. The answer to this question is that you used a Beer Scooter. The Beer Scooter is a mythical form of transport, owned and leased to the drunk by Bacchus the Roman God of Wine. Bacchus has acquired a large batch of these magical devices. The Beer Scooter works in the following fashion; The passenger reaches a certain level of drunkenness and the "Slurring Gland" begins to give off a pheromone. Bacchus or one of his many sub-contractors detects this pheromone and sends down a winged Beer Scooter. The scooter scoops up the passenger and deposits them in their bedroom via a trans-dimensional portal. This is not cheap to run, so a large amount of the passengers in pocket cash is taken as payment. This answers the second question after a night out, 'How did I spend so much
"beer Warning"
Subject: "Beer Warning" A Warning To All Men!! Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A date rape-drug on the market called "Beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs". "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of
Beer And Politics
Subject: History Lesson : Beer & Politics Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter. The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups: 1. Liberals 2. Conservatives. Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them t o be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed. Some men spent their
Beer Personality
Oddly enough this is also the beer I drink. Anybody want to share a pint? You Are Guinness You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world. Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them. When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well. But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around. What's Your Beer Personality?
1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER 2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to Pussy 3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER 4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to Pussy 5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to Pussy 6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer.If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. - One point to Pussy 7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. - One point to Pussy 8. You normally don't find old beer. -One point to BEER 9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to PUSSY 10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to PUSSY
Beerqueen Is Back!!!!
Lord that has to be the longest break from the internet EVER! Got the puter fixed and I'm ready to rock! Re-submit your pics for the longest legs on cherry contest! It's still gonna happen! The first place will be a one day blast now instead of something from the Cherry store! Cheers and Beers! BeerQueen
Beer For My Horses - Featuring Willie Nelson
This video is so awesome, I hope you all enjoy it. Music Video Codes By Music
Beer ~vs~ Pussy A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy. Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. Advantage: Beer. Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. Advantage: Draw. If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. Advantage: Pussy 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage: Pussy. Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. Advantage: Pussy. If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer. If you come home smelling like beer, The Woman may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad. Advantage: Beer. 6 beers in a night and you better not drive. 6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need. Advantage: Pussy B
Beer Facts
WATER It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. BEER We do not run that risk when drinking beer (or rum, whiskey, vodka, wine, or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. WATER = Poop BEER = HEALTH FREE YOURSELF OF POOP ... DRINK BEER It is better to drink beer and talk shit than it is to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service and because I have a kind heart BEER TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE
Beerfest The Movie
have you all seen beerfest the movie. I strongly recomend it. while u watched it did u realize that fink is one of the cops from supertroopers (well so are the rest of the guys, but still) let me know what yall thought of the movie.
Beer Bellies
Beer Flavor?????
There are a lot of diffrent flavor beers out there. So which one is your favorite?
Beer Just Isn't Happening Dude!!
You know what people? I get sick and tired of seeing women put themselves down or go out of their way to please men. What the hell makes them so god damn special anyway? Lets get this straight. We're suppose to be 5'8", 125 pounds and blonde. Why are women so hell bent on trying to be something they're not? Hey, if this describes you, great! Now get the fuck out of here so the rest of us can discuss! What amazes me is this. The majority of men that demand this type of woman are so fucking gross it isn't even funny. They have these big ass beer guts and they're going to tell us what looks good? They have to get a mirror just to choke the chicken and I have to depend on them to know if I look good? Please turds! They haven't seen their own dicks in years. They couldn't get laid even if they had $100.00, standing on a street corner where hookers were giving $5.00 blowjobs. These men have no fucking right to tell anyone what looks good, much less, goggle and slober on th
The Beer Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, The bitter and The lager. Forever and ever, Barmen
I just heard that gas station and grocery store beer has less alochol in it than liquor store beer in the state of Kansas. I haven't checked thisn out yet...but if it's ture that's stupid, and it upsets me.
Beer Commercials
In these modern times, the concept of workmanship, of taking pride in one's craft, has gone the way of Nagel paintings, the Thompson Twins, and Vision Street Wear. And nowhere is this more evident than in the sorry state of our beer commercials. What? You say the beer commercials of today are just as good as those of the past? Nonsense! Peel back the scales from your eyes and gaze unblinking into the gaping maw of inarguable truth. Let us go back to the 1980s, the Golden Age of beer advertising, to see how far we have fallen. Take the gloriously whimsical Miller Lite campaigns. In one classic spot, comedian Rodney Dangerfield is called upon to win a celebrity bowling tournament. His team implores him, "We only need one pin, Rodney!" thereby setting up a moment of high drama. Can lovable loser Dangerfield pull off the seemingly simple task under intense pressure from his middle-aged cronies? Our hero proceeds to roll the ball dead-center down the middle of the lane and, thou
Beer Is Good...
The perfect end to my week from hell is now in my right hand. Beer can make everything seem a bit better. I have been hitting the books every night for 4 to 5 hours after work this past week, now it is finally time for me to head out and let loose tonight. I hope everyone has a fanfuckingtastic weekend!
Beer Diet Funny Stuff
Body: # Fact: A lite beer has between 70 and 100 calories, is almost all water, and the part that isn't water is almost pure carbohydrates. # Fact: The average diet recommends a daily caloric intake of 1,200 calories for women, 1,500 for men, if you want to lose the medically safe two to three pounds a week. On the "Beer-Me" diet, that equates to at least 12 beverages a day for women, and 15 for men. A measurable goal. # Fact: The alcohol in beer is a diuretic, which causes the water to flush out almost immediately, leading to a consistent workout regimen including deep knee bends (getting out of the chair), fast walking (very good for your heart) and squats (as the case may be). # Fact: Drinking beer actually helps you sleep-even when you aren't necessarily tired. All that added rest is certain to help any problems you may have experienced in sleep deprivation, counting calories on those other fad diets. In addition, you may experience the occasional "How did I get here?" whe
Beer Is Good
Beer Contains Female Hormones:
I received the following humor foreward from a friend, and it started me thinking (and gave me a smile). I *know* the friend. He laughed because he think that these stereotypes are based on truth about the majority if women, and considers exceptions to be atypical. I laughed because I find the idea of these stereotypes to be common enough to be funny, but not common enough in my experiences to be stereotypical except in movies, on tv, and in jokes like these. In fact, when I think about them, there's a childish hostility in them, a sense of trying to put down women because our current society has emasculated men culturally so much. (that's a different essay/thought). Anyway, I present you with... Beer contains female hormones: Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contain
Beer Pong Newbie.
Wow! First time ever playing beer pong last night at a party after bowling and I was beat good. I had fun and thats what matters. Yeah, This ones short. Keep it kinky all, J3.
Beer Vs. Vagina :d
1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER 2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA 3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER 4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA 5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being. 6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA 7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA 8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arre
Beer Type
You Are Heineken You appreciate a good beer, but you're not a snob about it. You like your beer mild and easy to drink, so you can concentrate on being drunk. Overall, you're a friendly drunk who's likely to buy a whole round for your friends... many times. Sometimes you can be a bit boring when you drink. You may be prone to go on about topics no one cares about. What's Your Beer Personality?

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