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Fitness
I am a fitness buff and have been influenced by my parents to be healthy and strong as far back as I can remember. Going to grade school and high school, I was required to participate in physical education and learn basic nutritional requirements. Running, swimming, roving around in Florida's palmetto scrubs and thick pines, or walking a couple of miles to visit a friend or to do manual labor, I grew up fit and strong. Part of my chores was to keep the wood box full for the kitchen's wood stove, and I was proud of my axe-wielding prowess. In my teens, I learned about lifting weights, the high bar, swinging bar, and the parallel bars while at the Florida School for Boys in Marianna Florida. It was extremely important to be strong and fit among the institutional population. Later in the military, it was also important to be strong and fit. Going thru Army basic training gave me a stitch in the side until it cleared up - after that, I could keep up without breaking much of a s
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Everyone always wants to find the short cut. . . sigh. . . . . Over-the-counter fat-blocking pill hits South Florida store shelves By Tina Shah South Florida Sun-Sentinel June 15, 2007 For two years, George Hegedus has avoided expensive diet plans and made it to the gym barely three times a week. At 270 pounds, the Coconut Creek resident said he needs something to help combat the fat calories. So when alli, the first federally approved over-the-counter diet pill, hit South Florida drugstore shelves Thursday, he drove to a Walgreens store on his lunch hour and bought a starter pack: 90 pills at $59.99. "I hope it helps take calories off, but it's not a magic pill," said Hegedus, 42, a structural engineer. South Florida drugstores reported growing consumer interest in the new diet pill, which is being rolled out nationwide this week with an unprecedented $150 million marketing campaign. Although the drug has been available at greater strength by prescription since 19
Fitness Thoughts
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now & we don't know where the hell she is! The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy breathing again. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up? I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. I don't jog... it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
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Fitness: Make It Your Goal!
Whose fault is it that you're out of shape? If you go by what you hear in diet ads then you believe that it's anyone's fault but yours. The big diet companies think that if they put the blame on you, then you wouldn't buy their bogus pills. So they put the blame on your cortisol levels, your modern diet (ie fast food), or your busy schedule instead of where it belongs - which is squarely on your shoulders. Sure, you have obstacles that get in your way - your schedule, your job, your kids, the weather, your knee injury from college...but ultimately you have the body that you accept. I'm going to repeat that so it will really sink in. You have the body that you accept. Embracing the blame for your current weight is not a bad thing - it's empowering. Think about it. If it really wasn't your fault, if it really was due to a long list of variables that you have zero control over, then you'd be stuck. You'd have no way to change. The Secret Behind 'Before and After' Pi
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Fitness Assesment
so i had my fitness assesment tody, turn out i am so unfit i pass out after to much excersise.t properly, the bad news is i very out of shape   the good news is this means i wont have an intense session next week when i start properly, so 20 press ups 20 sit ups and twenty squat jumps.....repeat ok i did that then....woozy ....very woozy ...bang passed out   the summery being that i am an unfit chump who has no cardio but decent explosive power apparentlt.   i sulking for the rest of the weekend
Fitness Indossare Ciò Scarpa Calza
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Fits Me To A "t"....except For The Extremely Outgoing And Aggressive Part...lol
TAURUS: Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual. Sexy. Most caring person you will ever meet. One of a kind. Not one to fuck with. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Brown Eyes: Sexy as hell, people with brown eyes are very attractive, adorable, love to make new friends. Will do anything for that special person. Kind and polite Can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. Loves to please the one they care or love for,very good kissers, are straight up WARRIORS, not one to mess with.
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Fits Like A Glove
As soon as I started working there I knew. My co-workers are awesome, They always have freeshit for me to take home, and It is near "the spring" so I can get free spring water. On top of all that I get paid too.
Fits Me To A T
CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimists. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly y at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want.
Fit's Me For The Most Part Or The The Hole Thing Does Dipends On How You Look At It
This is my life Its not what it was before All these feelings I've shared And these are my dreams That I'd never lived before Somebody shake me Cause I I must be sleeping Now that we're here So Far Away All the struggle We thought was in vain All in the mistakes One life contained They all finally start to go away Now that we're here, So Far Away And I feel like I can face the day I can forgive I'm not ashamed To be the person that I am today These are my words That I've never said before I think I'm doing okay And this is the smile That I've never shown before Somebody shake me Cause I I must be sleeping Now that we're here So Far Away All the struggle We thought was in vain All in the mistakes One life contained They all finally start to go away Now that we're here, So Far Away And I feel like I can face the day I can forgive staind so faraway I'm not ashamed To be the person that I am today I'm so afraid of waking Please don't
Fits Over Weaknesses In The Church. Yukky.
Q: Joe. did you use to go church? A: 1. when middle school & teenager i did regularly, also sang in choir, sang duets/quartets, attended sunday school, gave devotions in training union and preached a little bit, also led singing some. A: 2. continued to study Bible lifelong. A: 3. when married first 12 years still attended regularly and had booktable tha I funded & gave seminar on "fruit of the spirit" A: 4. when marriage went sour, quit attending A: 5. when got really depressed in marriage switched churches and recovered via singing in Methodist choir which saved my life. Attended several years then. A: 6. when got where low energy and unable to tolerate more than 1 1/2 hour of attendance at ANY EVENT without very comfortable chair, became sporadic, although taught part-time sunday school to little old ladies -- using journal notes & poems to spice it up. A: 7. when my "mixed breed" religion seemed to be so much untolerated phenomenon everywhere, I basically gave up church. A
Fits Today, For Some Reason
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Fitting Since I'm A Vikings Fan!
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A Fitting Tribute!!!
to my first hero as a little girl!! I miss you Uncle Doug!!! (the man that changed my view of the USMC FOREVER! :) The President of the United States takes pleasure in presenting the MEDAL OF HONOR to PRIVATE WILSON D. WATSON UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS RESERVE, for service as set forth in the following CITATION: "For conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of his life above and beyond the call of duty as Automatic Rifleman serving with the Second Battalion, Ninth Marines, THIRD Marine Division, during action against enemy Japanese forces on Iwo Jima, Volcano Islands, 26 and 27 February 1945. With his squad abruptly halted by intense fire from enemy fortifications in the high rocky ridges and crags commanding the line of advance, Private Watson boldly rushed one pillbox and fired into the embrasure with his weapon, keeping the enemy pinned down single-handedly until he was in a position to hurl in a grenade, and then running to the rear of the emplacemen
F.i.t.t.
Here's a bit of fluff I use: Be F.I.T.T. To be "F.I.T. to a T," use the following guidlines: Frequency - every day. Intensity - you should feel slightly short of breath (no gasping). Time - 30 to 60 minutes. Type of exercise - whatever you enjoy that will give you an aerobic workout (walking, jogging, cycling, swimming, low-impact aerobics routines). The best time to exercise is before a meal. Exercise should become as much a habit as eating or sleeping - which is why you have to enjoy it. Stretch it out Why stretch? Stretching increases your range of motion and helps prevent injuries. It makes you more flexible, which makes you more coordinated. Stretching tips Don't stretch too far and don't bounce. Stretch slowly, then hold it in a comfortable position. Exhale as you stretch; breathe slowly and naturally. It's best to stretch after a workout when muscles are "warm."
Fitting In
its funny most of my pix i have a drink in hand its not that i drink alot( actually ive recently quit) but it seems the only time ppl take my picture is when im out lol and finally my pix fit in someplace with the fubar drinking theme hahahahaha maybe its just that they think my picture is better taken with that magical bar lighting ive heard so much about lmao
Fitting For The Times
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what. To every guy who told his secrets to her. To ev
Fitting In
Your smile was my undoing on that first night. When you asked me out, it felt so right. Filled with excitement and apprehension, My body, mind, and spirit were coiled tight with tension. You gave me a rose and I thought, "wow can this be real?" "No way could this guy be the real deal!" Next to my suprise, you said its up to me. The choice was mine, which movie would i like to see. The restaurant you chose, was first class. I felt so bad for the waitress, who dropped that wine glass. The food was excellant; the conversation was a delight. You have no idea how pleased I was with our date tonight. The date ended and the party started Into an unknown world I soon departed Rhonda fit right in, but for me it wasn't the same. The longer I stayed, the more uncomfortable I became. Honesty is your golden rule. I seriously think that is so cool. I know for you to open up was not easy. To be honest, your secret made my stomach a tad bit queasy. I refused let my fear r
Fitting Huh
Daily Horoscope: Taurus For December 9,2007 You've got to make sure that you're not taking things too seriously today -- all that glitters isn't gold, you know. Take a new, more skeptical look at whatever you think of as important in your life.
Fittin In...
thats one thing I have never accomplished. Is it such a bad thing? I constantly hear people yap about being "unique", "individual", "unconformmist", other crap. Which basically means they still want to conform to the non conformity. Just like people that get tattoos and piercings in order to be unique, and then flock to the like ones. I recently have realized that I am jealous of people that fit in, that have their own niche, that know who they are and have respect based on that. Growing up, I always wanted to fit in, but couldn't.  In Russia, I was the only Jew in my entire school, and I had to make sure that anyone that tried to assault my dignity based on my ethnicity had their faces beat in.  I succeeded, mostly due to my violent personality when I was a kid, and not out of respect for my nation. I had friends, but it wasn't the same. I spent all my time going to music school while they played in the streets, so after a while, they got tired of inviting me with them, and I was le
Fit To Be ... Fried
I was recently chatting with a gal who expressed an interest in having her partner tie her up in bed. I have to confess, this is something I’ve never experienced. I guess you could say my sex life has been somewhat vanilla. Not that vanilla is bad, mind you. Some vanilla is really fucking good. I’m talking about that kick ass Breyer’s Vanilla Bean sort of vanilla. Not that soft serve, boring stuff that requires sprinkles to be interesting. Sprinkles are great, but not at the expense of good vanilla.What am I talking about again?Oh yeah, I’ve never tied anyone up … which is sort of sad because tying registers like a “1” on a 10 point Kink-o-meter scale. Anyways, the conversation sort of piqued my interest because I can see myself at least hitting a “3” on the Kink-o-meter someday. So I began to wonder – if the occasion presented itself, how would I go about tying up a woman? What would I even use? It’s not as if I’
Fitting Lil' Tribute To Corey Haim
Sooooo, very true. I'm not going to lie -- I haven't paid attention to Corey Haim for years. I was only vaguely aware of his drug troubles and related health problems, and I didn't watch 'The Two Coreys.' I was amused to see his Variety ad last year -- the one where he said he was ready to work again -- the way you feel when an ex you remember fondly does something stupid but sweet. And that's why his sudden death was such a punch to the gut; no matter how long Corey's been off my radar, he was my first love. It's not like I knew him personally. My first real love, a few years later, was a nice boy from the next high school over -- a boy with floppy hair who, if I'm being honest with myself, strongly resembled 'License to Drive'-era Corey. But every generation has the stars that little girls harbor secret fantasies of marrying, and while today's kids are planning weddings with Justin Bieber and Nick Jonas, I was walking down the aisle with Corey Haim. I had plenty of choices.
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Fitzpatrick's War - Theodore Judson
Fitzpatrick's War is a tale of future history. The concept alone piqued my curiosity. The book is set up as an autobiography being reissued 100 years after the main character's death. Throughout the book there are footnotes by the editor which are sometimes hilarious in context. Although the book is set in the far future (the 25th century) and edited even farther into the future (the 26th century) the society resembles the Victorian Era. Electronics have been destroyed. Steam is the primary motive force. And a religious morality dominates society. The main character, Sir Robert Mayfair Bruce, is a common soldier who is knighted for valor and welcomed into a circle of friends including the future ruler of the Planet Earth, Fitzpatrick. Bruce, a product of his times, aspires to improve his station but, unlike his "superiors," has a conscience. This is a great story. It has an epic scope, thugs with hearts of gold, intelligent women, truly despicable villains, loving families, g
Fitzone For Women
So I walked to Fitzone for Women..which is about 45 minute walk being that I had to go through all the other apartment complex to get there because there was no sidewalks from here to there. Talked to the woman there about their class schedules and nutrition and what not. I have an appointment Monday morning at 9:30am to transfer there and get my stuff situated for circuit training. She also gave me a schedule for the Nutrition seminar so I will be attending that November 13th. I then walked over to see Cher at Grinderz.. where Connor got to eat some fries and I had a bottle of water.. lol. I was very good too.. I didn't take a single bite of his fries. I then walked back home which I think was about 50 minutes. so.. and some of it was up and down hill.. so hopefully it pays off. It started off a crappy day when I got up and it was raining out and then as soon as I realized it was becoming a nice day I decided I had to take advantage of it since I didn't get to go to the gym.. I am hop
Five (5) Lessons To Make You Think About The Way We Treat People.
Five (5) lessons to make you think about the way we treat people. 1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?" Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. "Absolutely," said the professor. "In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say "hello." I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy. 2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rai
Five Factor Personality Test
Your Five Factor Personality Profile Extroversion: You have high extroversion. You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends. You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation. Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!" Conscientiousness: You have medium conscientiousness. You're generally good at balancing work and play. When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done. But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it. Agreeableness: You have medium agreeableness. You're generally a friendly and trusting person. But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism. You get along well with others, as long as they play fair. Neuroticism: You have medium neuroticism. You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic. Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy. Your life is pretty smooth, but there's a few emotional bumps you'd like
Five Rules To A Happy Life - For Men
Five rules to a happy life - for men >> >>1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. >>2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. >>3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust. >>4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. >> >> >>5. It's important ( very, very important ) that these four women don't know each other. >>
The Five Factor Personality Test
Your Five Factor Personality Profile Extroversion: You have medium extroversion. You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party. Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences. But you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time." Conscientiousness: You have high conscientiousness. Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life. Most things in your life are organized and planned well. But you borderline on being a total perfectionist. Agreeableness: You have medium agreeableness. You're generally a friendly and trusting person. But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism. You get along well with others, as long as they play fair. Neuroticism: You have medium neuroticism. You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic. Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy. Your life is pretty smooth, but there's a few emotional bumps you'd like to get rid of. Op
The Five Factor Values Test
Your Values Profile Loyalty: You value loyalty highly. You're completely devoted to your friends and family. Even if they totally screw up, you're still there for them. Just make sure they're equally loyal to you! Honesty: You value honesty a fair amount. You're honest when you can be, but you aren't a stickler for it. If a little white lie will make a situation more comfortable, you'll go for it. In the end, you mostly care about "situational integrity." Generosity: You value generosity highly. So much so that you often put your own needs last. There's nothing wrong with having a caring heart... But you may want to rethink your "open wallet" policy. Humility: You value humility highly. You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are. And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better. You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor low. Tolerance: You value tolerance highly. Not only do you enjoy the company of those
The Five Variable Love Test
Your Five Variable Love Profile Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is medium. In general, you prefer to have only one love interest. But it's hard for you to stay devoted for too long! There's too much eye candy to keep you from wandering. Experience Level: Your experience level is high. You've loved, lost, and loved again. You have had a wide range of love experiences. And when the real thing comes along, you know it! Dominance: Your dominance is medium. You tend to be the one with more power. You aren't a total control freak in relationships.. But of course you don't mind getting you way! Cynicism: Your cynicism is low. You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance. No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter. You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate. And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon. Independence: Your independence is medium. In relationsh
Five Tips To Improve Your Sex Life Right Now!
Does your sex life lack luster and imagination? Need a way to give it a kick start? Try one of the five ideas below guaranteed to inspire passionate play tonight! Communicate You'd be surprised to learn how many couples don't talk about what they want, or don't want, in bed. This is one area that can always be improved. Talk about your fantasies together, play a game of truth or dare or take turns telling each other what you'd like to do to the other person. Read Together Inspiration comes in many forms, and many times it is from a great book. Get yours going by starting a library of sensual books. Make sure your collection has a variety of topics such as how-to topics, prose and idea books. Make A To Do Jar Separately write twenty things you'd like to try. Cut them out and fold them up. Put the forty ideas in a jar. Each week, individually take out a slip of paper. Don't show each other your slips of paper. Before the week is up, secretly plan to do the idea on the paper w
The Five Love Languages
The Five Love Languages 1. Words of Affirmation Mark Twain once said “I can live for two months on a good compliment.” Verbal appreciation speaks powerfully to persons whose primary Love Language is “Words of Affirmation.” Simple statements, such as, “You look great in that suit,” or “You must be the best baker in the world! I love your oatmeal cookies,” are sometimes all a person needs to hear to feel loved. Aside from verbal compliments, another way to communicate through “Words of Affirmation” is to offer encouragement. Here are some examples: reinforcing a difficult decision; calling attention to progress made on a current project; acknowledging a person’s unique perspective on an important topic. If a loved one listens for “Words of Affirmation,” offering encouragement will help him or her to overcome insecurities and develop greater confidence. 2. Quality Time Quality time is more than mere proximity. It’s about focusing all your energy on your mate. A husb
Five Finger Prayer
This is so neat. I had never heard this before. This is beautiful - and it is surely worth making the 5 finger prayer a part of our lives. 1. Your thumb Is nearest you. So begin your prayers by praying for those closest to you They are the easiest to remember. To pray for our loved ones is, as C. S. Lewis once said, a "sweet duty." 2. The next finger is the pointing finger. Pray for those who teach, instruct and heal. This includes teachers, doctors, and ministers. They need support and wisdom in pointing others in the right direction. Keep them in your prayers. 3. The next finger is the tallest finger. It reminds us of our leaders. Pray for the president, leaders in business and industry, and administrators. These people shape our nation and guide public opinion. They need God's guidance. 4. The fourth finger is our ring finger. Surprising to many is the fact that this is our weakest finger, as any piano teacher will testify. It should remind us to pray for those who
The Five Factor Values Test
Your Values Profile Loyalty: You value loyalty highly. You're completely devoted to your friends and family. Even if they totally screw up, you're still there for them. Just make sure they're equally loyal to you! Honesty: You value honesty highly. You're unflinchingly honest, even when it's not easy. For you, integrity is very important - in yourself and others. People may not always like what you say, but they know they can trust it. Generosity: You value generosity highly. So much so that you often put your own needs last. There's nothing wrong with having a caring heart... But you may want to rethink your "open wallet" policy. Humility: You value humility highly. You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are. And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better. You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor low. Tolerance: You value tolerance highly. Not only do you enjoy the company of those very different from
Five Variable Love Profile
(Moving test results to a new blog) Your Five Variable Love Profile Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is high. You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person. And in return, you expect the same from who you love. Any sign of straying, and you'll end things. Experience Level: Your experience level is high. You've loved, lost, and loved again. You have had a wide range of love experiences. And when the real thing comes along, you know it! Dominance: Your dominance is medium. You tend to be the one with more power. You aren't a total control freak in relationships.. But of course you don't mind getting you way! Cynicism: Your cynicism is medium. You'd like to believe in true and everlasting love... But you've definitely been burned enough to know better. You're still an optimist, but you also are a realist. Independence: Your independence is medium. In relationships, you need both "me time" and "we time." You usually
Five Factor Personality Profile
Your Five Factor Personality Profile Extroversion: You have high extroversion. You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends. You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation. Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!" Conscientiousness: You have medium conscientiousness. You're generally good at balancing work and play. When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done. But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it. Agreeableness: You have high agreeableness. You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly. Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone. You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance. Neuroticism: You have medium neuroticism. You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic. Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy. Your life is pr
The Five Variable Love Test
Your Five Variable Love Profile Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is medium. In general, you prefer to have only one love interest. But it's hard for you to stay devoted for too long! There's too much eye candy to keep you from wandering. Experience Level: Your experience level is high. You've loved, lost, and loved again. You have had a wide range of love experiences. And when the real thing comes along, you know it! Dominance: Your dominance is low. This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced. You know a relationship is not about getting your way. And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom. Cynicism: Your cynicism is low. You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance. No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter. You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate. And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon. Independence: Your independence is low. This do
Five Rules For A Man To Follow:
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Five Moon Legends
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Five Finger Prayer
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Five Minute Chocolate Cake
A very easy chocolate cake mixed up with cocoa, oil, and other ingredients. INGREDIENTS: * 1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour * 2 cups granulated sugar * 3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa * 1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder * 1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda * 1 teaspoon salt * 2 large eggs * 1 cup milk * 1/2 cup vegetable oil * 1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla * 1 cup boiling water PREPARATION: Combine dry ingredients in a large mixing bowl. Add eggs, milk, oil, and vanilla. Beat with electric mixer on medium speed for 2 minutes. Remove mixer; stir in boiling water by hand. Pour the thin batter into a greased and floured 13x9x2-inch baking pan or two greased and floured 9-inch layer cake pans or three greased and floured 8-inch layer cake pansBake at 350° for about 35 minutes for a rectangular cake or 30 to 35 minutes for layers. A wooden pick or cake tester inserted in center should come out clean. Cool for 10 minutes in pan on rack then remove from pan
The Five Variable Love Test
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Five Minute Thought...
five minute thought... i see you here in this space... i know you look at my face... do you wonder what i feel like? do you wonder what i smell like? do wonder what i taste like...? do you wonder what i think about... do you wonder what i do in my sleep? do you...like me? do you dream of me? do you wonder if i like you? do you wonder if my love is true? do you wonder if we'll ever meet? cause i know i wonder about you...! jo$hua
Five Levels Of Hangovers
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The Five Factor Personality Test
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Five Ways To Live Each Day 'in Spirit.'
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Five Variable Love Profile
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The Five Variable Love Test
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The Five Factor Values Test
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The Five Factor Values Test
Your Values Profile Loyalty: You value loyalty highly. You're completely devoted to your friends and family. Even if they totally screw up, you're still there for them. Just make sure they're equally loyal to you! Honesty: You value honesty a fair amount. You're honest when you can be, but you aren't a stickler for it. If a little white lie will make a situation more comfortable, you'll go for it. In the end, you mostly care about "situational integrity." Generosity: You value generosity highly. So much so that you often put your own needs last. There's nothing wrong with having a caring heart... But you may want to rethink your "open wallet" policy. Humility: You value humility highly. You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are. And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better. You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor low. Tolerance: You value tolerance highly. Not only do you enjoy the company
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Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would." But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no brains and no spine, and the head and the rear end are interchangeable."
The Five Kinds Of Sex
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The Five Points Of Wiccan Belief
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Five (5) Lessons About The Way We Treat People.
1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?" Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. “Absolutely," said the professor. "In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say "hello." I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy. 2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain One night, at 11:30 p.m., an older African American woman was standing on the side of an
Five Variable Love Profile
Your Five Variable Love Profile Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is high. You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person. And in return, you expect the same from who you love. Any sign of straying, and you'll end things. Experience Level: Your experience level is medium. You probably have had a couple significant loves. And you may have even had your heart broken. But you haven't really dated a wide variety of people. Dominance: Your dominance is low. This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced. You know a relationship is not about getting your way. And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom. Cynicism: Your cynicism is low. You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance. No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter. You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate. And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon. Independence: Your independence
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The Five Variable Love Test
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The Five Criteria Of A Phat Ass
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Five Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
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Five Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen." 4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the Time Management course you sent me to." 3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time." 2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?" And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk... 1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."
The Five Basics For Nontoxic Cleaning
Learning to clean from scratch—making home-made recipes—can truly work if you take time to understand a bit about the chemistry behind how the materials work. Here are the five ingredients that I find to be the safest, most effective, and useful for cleaning. Baking Soda A commonly available mineral full of many cleaning attributes, baking soda is made from soda ash, and is slightly alkaline (it’s pH is around 8.1; 7 is neutral). It neutralizes acid-based odors in water, and adsorbs odors from the air. Sprinkled on a damp sponge or cloth, baking soda can be used as a gentle nonabrasive cleanser for kitchen counter tops, sinks, bathtubs, ovens, and fiberglass. It will eliminate perspiration odors and even neutralize the smell of many chemicals if you add up to a cup per load to the laundry. It is a useful air freshener, and a fine carpet deodorizer. Washing Soda A chemical neighbor of baking soda, washing soda (sodium carbonate) is much more strongly alkaline, with a pH around 1
Five Minutes To Alter Your Life
Five minutes in a hell of my own making. Not even the past three weeks of uncertainty unnerved me as much as these few minutes that I find myself sitting on a public toilet waiting for a pregnancy test to dictate my future. Three minutes... My occassional lover, my sometimes friend, the guy putting me through this is standing just outside the bathroom. Waiting. Praying that I didn't screw up his plans. Two minutes... He has ten years on me, but he's not grown up enough to be a father. And me, at my age, my future plans didn't include much more than simply surviving day to day life. One minute... To bring a child into my life would be cruel. How could we have been so careless? I love him, but not the way I should. Why did I put myself here? I have no one to blame but myself, well, and him. Five... four... three... two... I glanced down at the test and threw it away as I left the bathroom. I paused by the man I at one time believed that I could love. "Go on with your life." I tol
Five Minutes For Peace
Five Minutes For Peace May traffic stop, work suspend, communication cease. For five minutes may the only human noise be the sound of lives being saved. Let us all come together, for this one moment, in silent hope and prayer. Five minutes realizing that despite our titles, our blood runs as red as a beggar on a corner, as a madman in an institution, as a prophet's, as a king's. We all feel pain, fear, confusion, anger and frustration. It is only what we feed each other that tips the balance of fault and fairness. We have all been prisoners of our pride, selfishness, and illusion. We all have, at times, allowed these ailments to lead us astray. We all know what it means to be lost, to be frightened. Yet we, are all also bearers of truth, of love, of compassion and understanding. Five minutes of silence on behalf of everyone who truly wants nothing more than food, shelter, honest rewards for honest work, and to care for that which they love. Five minutes of pr
The Five Variable Love Test
Your Five Variable Love Profile Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is low. You see love as a gift that you should give to many. It's hard for you to imagine being with one person at at time... Let alone one person for the rest of your life! Experience Level: Your experience level is high. You've loved, lost, and loved again. You have had a wide range of love experiences. And when the real thing comes along, you know it! Dominance: Your dominance is low. This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced. You know a relationship is not about getting your way. And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom. Cynicism: Your cynicism is low. You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance. No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter. You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate. And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon. Independence: Your independence is medium. In
Five Points, Saint Pat's And 7 Nations
Saint Patrick's Day Well, I went down to Five Points for St. Patrick's day, the first time down there in about 15 years for the shin-dig. What a circus!! Now I remeber why I stopped going down there. I'm not much for big crowds and big, noisey, drunken crowds are the worse, but I had made a vow to go because one of my favorite groups were playing there, Seven Nations. A rock band with a Celtic edge. Least it's in keeping with St. Pat's as an Irish Holiday, not unlike a lot of the rock and blues and country being played down there also. Oh, don't get me wrong, I like some of the other bands that were playing there, but I wanted some good ol' Celtic music for the "Raising of the Green". I got there early, around 3pm as Seven Nation was playing at 5. After threading my way through the lines and the drunks, lol, yeah I had a couple of Guiness' myself, I settled my butt down near the Oldies 103 stage and got to catch a pretty good Celtic/Rock/Folk group called Loch Ness Johnny
Five Rules 4 A Happy Life
FIVE RULES - HAPPY LIFE 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman, who is 'good in bed' and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
The Five Stages Of Chocolate
This is me today. Oh the irony....
Five Days Of Discipline
It is Sunday night and Master Darius has finally had enough. I have misbehaved all week and my now cursing is the final straw. "That is it!!" you yell, "I have had enough of this!" I am stunned into silence at your outbreak and immediately bow my head, knowing that I am in trouble. "You should do that jade....all week I have put up with your disobedience.....do I have to tell you of what I am talking about?" "No, Master....I know I was wrong to use such language." "That is just the last of it, my pet.....let us remember back, shall we? I seem to remember you snapping at me over breakfast earlier in the week. I tried to overlook that one. Then, you were late meeting me for lunch....you forgot to pick up my drycleaning....and..you have been rather lacking in showing proper respect when you speak to me ..using comman language." "Yes, Master Darius...you are right...I am sorry Sir." "That will not be good enough, my pet. I think a little discipline for your ac
Five Levels Of Hangovers
One Star Hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 cokes and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries. Two Star Hangover (**) No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the giant burrito from the 3:00 AM Mexican taco place adventure. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels. Three Star Hangover (***) Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke--ye
Five More Minutes
I found this on a friends Yahoo360 page and liked it... While at the park one day, a woman sat down next to a man on a bench near a playground. "That's my son over there," she said, pointing to a little boy in a red sweater who was gliding down the slide. "He's a fine looking boy," the man said. "That's my son on the swing in the blue sweater." Then, looking at his watch, he called to his son. "What do you say we go, Todd?" Todd pleaded, "Just five more minutes, Dad. Please? Just five more minutes!" The man nodded and Todd continued to swing to his heart's content. Minutes passed and the father stood and called once again to his son. "Time to go now?" Again Todd pleaded, "Five more minutes, Dad. Just five more minutes." The man smiled and said, "O.K." "My, you certainly are a patient father," the woman responded. The man smiled and then said, "My older son Tommy was killed by a drunk driver last year while he was riding his bike near here. I never
Five Little Easter Eggs
Five Little Easter Eggs Five little Easter eggs, lovely colors wore; (hold up five fingers) Mother ate the blue one, then there were four. (bend down one finger) Four little Easter eggs, two and two, you see; Daddy ate the red one, then there were three. (bend down next finger) Three little Easter eggs, before I knew, Sister ate the yellow one, then there were two. (bend down next finger) Two little Easter eggs; oh, what fun, Brother ate the purple one, then there was one. (bend down next finger) One little Easter egg; see me run! I ate the very last one, and then there were none. (bend down last finger)
Five Tips For A Woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on that doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
Five Levels Of A Hangover
Five Levels of Hangovers One Star Hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 cokes and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries. Two Star Hangover (**) No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels. Three Star Hangover (***) Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas a
The Five Variable Love Test
Your Five Variable Love Profile Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is medium. In general, you prefer to have only one love interest. But it's hard for you to stay devoted for too long! There's too much eye candy to keep you from wandering. Experience Level: Your experience level is high. You've loved, lost, and loved again. You have had a wide range of love experiences. And when the real thing comes along, you know it! Dominance: Your dominance is medium. You tend to be the one with more power. You aren't a total control freak in relationships.. But of course you don't mind getting you way! Cynicism: Your cynicism is medium. You'd like to believe in true and everlasting love... But you've definitely been burned enough to know better. You're still an optimist, but you also are a realist. Independence: Your independence is high. You don't need to be in love, and sometimes you don't even want love. Having your own life i
Five For Five Is Donating!!!!!
The band Five for Fighting is generously donating $.49 to Autism Speaks each time the video is viewed. The link: http://www.whatkindofworlddoyouwant.com/videos/view/id/213154
Five Things I Want
Five Things I Want My guy and I are planning a romantic get away. We live states apart and plan to meet half way. To help us pass the time and build the expectations, we email each other with a list of 5 things we want to do with each other or 5 things we want to know about each other every day. I can't wait to get my list and he can't wait to get his each morning. I am keeping a running list so we can fulfill as many as possible when we meet. --submitted by Southernlady
Fives - (these Are Addictive....i Blame Wt)
Five details about me: I used to be a pretty bad guy. I'm now a good guy, trying to be a great guy... I can play any instrument aside from woodwinds. i think my feet are too big. I would rather drive than be driven. Five details about my appearance right now: Jeans, T-shirt and Sneakers... i should think about shaving... i probably have dark circles under my eyes I'm smiling I need to gain weight... exercise is using too much fuel. Five things I did yesterday: worked ate rode my motortickle talked on my new phone tried to sleep Five memorable things I did in the last year: went to india saw an actual 'holy cow' had a one month $9k credit card bill got promoted hired and fired people Five favorite musicians/singers: yes genesis Peter Gabriel Spock's Beard Imogen Heap Five favorite movies: Duck Soup Alien Underworld Practical Magic The Craft Five things that make me happy: Riding Music Logic - solving pr
Five Little Hippies
Five little hippies, Looking for a score One smoked some rotten hash- Now there’s only four; Four little hippies, Freaked out on a spree; One went establishment- Now there’s only three, Three little hippies, Smelling like a zoo One copped some dial soap- Now there’s only two; Two little hippies Broke and on the run, One met a cop- And now there’s only one, One little hippie Zonked as he can be He revealed his stash Now there’s 43!
Five If You Count That...
So... I'm currently dating four guys. It would have been five if one hadn't dropped off the face of the planet. They all know about each other, and they all approve of each other, though none of them have ever met. Now, the way this was supposed to happen in recent events was I see one on Friday (to take care of some business and some snuggles). See another today. And then see yet another tomorrow. Three dates, over Three days. Only, the business end of things didn't get taken care of on Friday and it was a bit urgent so it HAD to be done today. Leaving me to struggle a bit with how I was going to make it home in time for my other date this afternoon. Remedy: Change the starting point location of date #2 to a coffee shop close to date #1. So, earlier I'm conversing with my #1 about my #2: #1: So, what time do you have to leave here to catch a bus to meet him by 4pm? Me: Negative, I'm meeting him at XcoffeeX. #1: The one right here? Me: Yup. #1:
Five Virtues
benevolence wood propriety fire good faith earth righteousness metal knowledge water
Five
It's here I often get lost lost like a shipwreck sunken in the dark ocean of a strangers eyes (No stranger then he) 'Ha' No this time she's right 'ha' And weren't you a stranger? '..' I never knew you at all even when even when I exploded lost my breath You never let me 'I think that's reversed.' Our love was a stain bright red against the pristine clean of whitewall but oh how I ached my body shivered I felt complete completely broken completly taken stretched out like so much meat for you to devour twisting caught skin torn you opened me up you showed me what I might have been arched and willing a pictured embrace but erased 'because it never was.'
Five
You are the fire in my heart. You are the who keeps me grounded. You flow and embrace me. You give me air I breathe. And all this fill my spirit.
Five Rules For Men To Follow
A HAPPIER MARRIED LIFE: 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other!
Five Surgeons
Five Surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on. The first surgeon says: "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second responds: "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon says: "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over" But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls,no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."
Five Minutes
Well this is it. a couple things to do and i am gone. 5 minutes should do it.
The Five Stages Of Drunkenness And Sobering Up
* Stage 1 - Clever: This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known universe. You know you know everything and you want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always right. And, of course, the person you are talking to is very wrong. This takes for an interesting argument when both parties are CLEVER. * Stage 2 - Attractive: This is when you realise that you are the most ATTRACTIVE person in the entire bar and that everyone fancies you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing that they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still CLEVER, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun. * Stage 3 - Rich: This is when you suddenly become the RICHEST person in the room. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have a bottomless wallet. You can also make bets at this stage, because of course you are still CLEVER so, naturally, you will always win. Anyway, it d
The Five Elements
So you saying I know what those are well guess again. In Sedir magic they are as follows: Earth, Air, Wind, Water, and Ice. What no spirit nope we use Ice as the 5th element Sprit and mind are totally different form the elements as we use that to control and bend them to our will. Ice represents north after all the north is the land of frozen ice after all. Also the elements are things you can see feel and touch. True air is kind of hard to touch and see but we feel it and breathe it.
Five Things I Now Know...
...after re-watching and web-stalking "The Sound of Music"(1) Edelweiss is not a traditional Austrian song, or even popular there. The song was written for the musical. This is crushing news, as if learning that "America the Beautiful" was really done as a 1870's French rock song.(2) The musical is loosely based on the real Von Trapp Family Singers. There was a real Maria von Trapp?! Yes, there was. And she wrote a whole damn book about it -- plus had two movies done about her story previous to this film. This website gives the real backstory of the von Trapps.(3) Who can forget the stunning blue eyes of Charmian Carr as Liesl? I'd read somewhere that her eyes really are that blue but re-watching the movie, that hue seems unearthly.Charmian pretty much stepped away from films after the Sound of Music -- she too has written a book about her experiences. She became a close friend and interior designer to Michael Jackson -- designing for him a "mannequin room." Yeah, don't ask.(4
Five Things Men Will Not Admit To A Women
Five things men will not admit to a women 1) Being Afraid Because we want to appear powerful we don't want our woman to know when we are afraid of anything. We want our woman to value our strength and we tend to hid our gentleness. 2) Inadequancy Not feeling we meet the needs of our woman and family. This questions our manhood. 3)Unimportant Feeling like we are of no value to our family and woman. We feel worthless,unwanted and weak. 4) The fear of our woman leaving Us- losing our loved one. Valuable when we can do something of value for our loved ones. All men fear losing their loved one no matter if they are rich or poor, attractive or not so attractive. It springs from personal insecurities which have no boundaries or limits. 5) Her other lover was better in bed than you. Even if this is true, you need to stop looking at sex as a score card and change the focus. Sex starts with your HEAD not the bed. What makes sex GREAT are the feelings of love and
Five Breakup Signs
How to tell when you're about to get the boot One day, you are madly in love. You're cuddling on the couch, reading love poems and feeding each other sushi. And that's when it happens: Your partner sits you down for the "It's-Not-You, It's-Me" talk. You're confused and left wondering, "How could I have missed the signs?"Breaking up is never easy. Your ego and heart are bound to get bruised. But if you could just see the breakup coming, it might make the whole business easier to stomachWhile hindsight is 20/20, there are always warning signals along the way. Top five signs you're about to get dumped 1. Picking fights. No one is saying you have to get along 24/7. Constructive conflict can actually be good for your relationship. But if you find that your partner has become argumentative over petty issues like your clothes or choice of restaurant, that should serve as a warning sign that he/she may be looking for an excuse to bail. 2. Forgetting to call. Used to be that your ph
Five Reasons To Love A Redhead
Top Five Reasons to Love a Redhead 1. Your life will be more exciting 2. You will be able to find her in a crowd 3. You can brag to all your buddies 4. You will get to fulfill your Ricky Ricardo fantasy 5. You will NEVER need Viagra
Five Rule's
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
Five Hot Naked Chicks In The Tub
Five (5) Lessons To Make You Think About The Way We Treat People...
Five (5) lessons to make you think about the way we treat people. 1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one: 'What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?' Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. 'Absolutely,' said the professor 'In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say 'hello.' I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy. 2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain One night, at 11:3 0 p.m., an older Af
Five Lessons To Make You Think About The Way We Treat People.
Five (5) lessons to make you think about the way we treat people. 1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one: 'What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?' Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. 'Absolutely,' said the professor 'In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say 'hello.' I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy. 2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain One night, at
Five Minute Moment
I often like to think about and observe the differences that exist between people. I marvel at the things I see in others. I admit it, I like to watch the behaviors of people. Not in a creepy, psycho kind of way, just casual observances. Just like many others, I sometimes I wish I had more of a particular trait; other times I am so grateful for the traits I have. I'm curious how people can make choices that clearly, I mean C-L-E-A-R-L-Y, are a no-no. I find it even more interesting how some people can continually make the same mistakes over and over. I find it fascinating how some people are more driven while others are more laid back. I just love the difference that make each of us so intriguing.
Five (5) Lessons To Make You Think About The Way We Treat People.
Five (5) lessons to make you think about the way we treat people. 1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one: 'What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?' Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. 'Absolutely,' said the professor 'In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say 'hello.' I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy. 2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain One night, at
The Five-fold Kiss
FIVE FOLD KISS FEMALE The High Priest kneels before the High Priestess and gives her the Five Fold Kiss; that is, he kisses her on both feet, both knees, womb, both breasts, and the lips, starting with the right of each pair. He says, as he does this: "Blessed be thy feet, that have brought thee in these ways. Blessed be thy knees, that shall kneel at the sacred altar. Blessed be thy womb, without which we would not be. Blessed be thy breasts, formed in beauty. Blessed be thy lips, that shall utter the Sacred Names." For the kiss on the lips, they embrace, length-to-length, with their feet touching each others. When he reaches the womb, she spreads her arms wide, and the same after the kiss on the lips. FIVE FOLD KISS MALE The High Priestess kneels before the High Priest and gives him the
Five (5) Lessons To Make You Think About The Way We Treat People.
Five (5) lessons to make you think about the way we treat people. 1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one: 'What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?' Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. 'Absolutely,' said the professor 'In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say 'hello.' I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy. 2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain One
Five More Minutes
Every night when I hold you the world just seems so right To this day I can’t believe that the woman in my arms is mine. It’s like a cross between two dreams to watch rising sun dance across your face. Just knowing that you’re there to wipe the tears stops them before they seep out. What twist of fate was it that brought our two souls together? Did the Gods just mercifully smile upon us? Or did nature make some mistake? Is this all true? Or just another fantasy? Could this heart beating so close to mine truly be in love with me? Or is it just another illusion one of nature’s cruelest tricks. If so then all of this joy, all of this heaven would be just another passing dream. But if I am dreaming, then let me sleep Let me spend five more minutes just five more minutes like this Because once I wake If I wake I know I’ll never love again because a love like this can’t be repeated and a dream like this you don’t return to.
Five Kinds Of Martyrs
The Prophet (blessings and peace be upon him) said, “The martyrs are of five kinds: one who dies of plague; one who dies of disease of his belly; the drowned, one who dies under the debris, and one who dies while fighting in the way of Allah.” Riyad us Saliheen, Chapter 11 Book of Jihad Narrator Hazrat Abu Huraira (r.a.)
Five More Days...
"I don't believe in destiny or the guiding hand of fate. I don't believe in forever or love as a mystical state. I don't believe in the stars or the planets or angels watching from above, but i believe there's a ghost of a chance we can find someone to love....and make it last." "Time stand still...not looking back but i wanna look around me now." I love you.
Five Minute Management Course
FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel. " After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lif
Five Tips For A Woman ......
Five tips for a woman.... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
Five Dimes
Five Dimes by Sir_Jester © But for a very tight pair of white lace boxer briefs, she stand, as commanded, naked in the center of the room. Back straight, eyes lowered. The cool evening air blows through an open window, causing her nipples to harden slightly. Behind her, she hears Him open a drawer. Now, His hot breath on the back of her neck, sending goose bumps down her flesh. she feels something places gently over her shoulder, covering one cooled nipple, and glancing to the side, she sees it is her favorite blindfold. Stepping in front of her now, He takes one wrist in His powerful hand, and turns it palm up, with fingers extended. Reaching into the pocket of His dark trousers, He removes five small, shiny dimes. "Now, My little pet," He says as He begins to place one dime at a time on her extended finger tips, "these are for you." she watches in silence as He does this, her curiosity piqued. As the last coin is placed on the tip of her delicate pinky finger, He reaches for
Five Dimes
Five Dimes by Sir_Jester © But for a very tight pair of white lace boxer briefs, she stand, as commanded, naked in the center of the room. Back straight, eyes lowered. The cool evening air blows through an open window, causing her nipples to harden slightly. Behind her, she hears Him open a drawer. Now, His hot breath on the back of her neck, sending goose bumps down her flesh. she feels something places gently over her shoulder, covering one cooled nipple, and glancing to the side, she sees it is her favorite blindfold. Stepping in front of her now, He takes one wrist in His powerful hand, and turns it palm up, with fingers extended. Reaching into the pocket of His dark trousers, He removes five small, shiny dimes. "Now, My little pet," He says as He begins to place one dime at a time on her extended finger tips, "these are for you." she watches in silence as He does this, her curiosity piqued. As the last coin is placed on the tip of her delicate pinky finger, He reaches for
Five Rules For Women To Follow To A Happy Life
five rules for women to follow to a happy life Body: 1. its inportant to have a man, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2.its inportant to have a man who can make you laugh. 3. its inportant to have a man who you can trust and doesnt lie to you. 4.its inportant to have a man who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. its very very very inportant that these 4 men do not know each other. thought this was funny but i wish i could find a guy with all these going for him but still the # 4 its wrong so wrong
Five (5) Lessons About The Way We Treat People.
1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?" Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50's, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. "Absolutely, " said the professor. "In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say "hello." I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy. 2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain One night, a t 11:30 p.m., an older African American woman was standing on the side
Five Weeks ...
About 5 weeks have past since my diagnosis of Infiltrating Ductal Carcinoma. As I have trooped through all the scans and tests, I have come to a realization: part of me feels betrayed by my body. It allowed a malicious alien to form its weapons in me with the intent to own and destroy all that I am. Yet, it has also been my friend at the same time. In an act of merciful kindness it has thrust me into a deeper reliance on God. It pushed me willingly closer to my Father, the Healer and Comforter. All things fall into proper perspective when the triviality of daily activity ceases to be trivial. My children are more precious, my moments more dear. Best of all, God will be glorified by the healing He performs on my body. My daughter pointed out that Jesus came for our healing. When he left, the disciples were charged with continuing to heal. These were the acts of God, not miracles - but what He has for us. (Miraculous, indeed - the gift of a Father who loves His children.)
Five Surgeons
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over." But the fifth surgeon, from Washington-DC, shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong, politicians are the easiest to operate in. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the butt are interchangeable
Five Surgeons.....
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patient to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see Accountants on my >>operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything in side them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over." But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC , shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable!
"five Minute Life"
Five Poems
1) Sister's Love A sisters love it strong. A sisters strenght is unbreakable. To a sister the other can do no wrong. Their bond can not be broken. A sister is the other one true friend. 2) Running She runs from the pain of her house. She runs from the love of her friends. She runs from the scary events she faces. She runs from her own problems. I run after her trying to help. I while always run to her, even if she tries to push me away. She is my friend, my sister, and my love will never die. 3) Always There I know when Im afraid your be there. I know when I'm sad you're always by my side. I just want to say I'll always be there for you. You have my support when you need it. You will always have a shoulder to cry on. Always remeber one thing..... you will never be alone. I'm always there for you. 4) Life I slowly open my eyes, what I see is odd. Another set of eyes looking back at me. Is it my sister finally home from college?
Five Things That Sucked About Lord Of The Rings.
1. It didn't have Lo Pan in it. That's right. I'm talking about the perpetuator of ass kicking himself, Lo Pan from Big Trouble in Little China: one of the best movies ever made. Lo Pan, for those of you who are adept at depriving yourselves of things that rule, is an evil war lord cursed to roam the world in spirit form. Basically he runs around stomping people's holes who piss him off (which happens to be everyone). Lo Pan doesn't take shit from anyone; exactly the kind of character Lord of the Rings needed. If I directed the movie, I'd have casted Lo Pan as the lead, instead of that pussy Frodo. With Lo Pan in the movie, it would have been about 5 minutes long: first scene would have been Lo Pan ruining everyone's shit, killing all the babies and then spiking midgets off the ground. Oh man. 2. Not enough lesbians. In fact, there weren't any. So I paid $7 to see a movie with really high acclaim and great reviews; surely it was reasonable to assume that a movie of such su
--five Kinds Of Sex
1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period, you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face. 2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen. 3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom. 4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Fuck you!" 5) There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom!
Five Kinds Of Sex
1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period, you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face. 2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen. 3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom. 4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Fuck you!" 5) There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom!
Five Finger Death Punch - The Bleeding (new Music)
[V1:] I remember when all the games began Remember every little lie and every last goodbye Promises you broke, words you choked on and I never walked away, it's still a mystery to me [Pre-Chorus:] Well I'm so empty I'm better off without you and you're better off without me Well you're so unclean I'm better off without you and you're better off without me [Chorus:] The lying, the bleeding, the screaming Was tearing me apart The hatred, the beatings; it's over [V2:] Paint the mirrors black to forget you I still picture your face and the way you used to taste Roses in a glass, dead and wilted To you this all was nothing Everything to you is nothing [Pre-Chorus:] Well you're so filthy I'm better off without you and you're better off without me Well I'm so ugly You're better off without me and I'm better off alone [Chorus:] The lying, the bleeding, the screaming Was tearing me apart The hatred, the beatings; it's over As wicked as you are, you'
Five Star Friday!
In my son's second grade classroom, there's a daily star system in place. This star system is supposed to be a motivator for the students to want to maintain good behavior. My son has been trying so hard to get a star everyday in one week. Yesterday, he got to do whatever he wanted because he brought me home a star everyday this week! I spoke to his aide about it and she assured me that Christmas had absolutely nothing to do with him having five stars. He earned every single one of those stars! She said that he was on task all week, he was courteous to his teachers as well as his peers, he was thoughtful of others, and he made sure all of his work was done. The previous post was about the hard points of autism. This post right here absolutely negates any of those hard points. It is these little moments of victory that I live for. It is times like these that I love sharing with my son. It is his successes, no matter how small, that motivates me as his mother to keep him motivated
The Five Stages Of Drinking
The Five Stages of Drinking LEVEL 1: It's 11:00 on a weeknight, you've had a few beers. You get up to leave because you have work the next day and one of your friends buys another round. One of your UNEMPLOYED friends. Here at level one you think to yourself, "Oh come on, this is silly, why as long as I get seven hours of sleep (snap fingers), I'm cool.". LEVEL 2: It's midnight. You've had a few more beers. You've just spent 20 minutes arguing against artificial turf. You get up to leave again, but at level two, a little devil appears on your shoulder. And now you're thinking, "Hey! I'm out with my friends! What am I working for anyway? These are the good times! Besides, as long as I get five hours sleep (snaps fingers) I'm cool.". LEVEL 3: One in the morning. You've abandoned beer for tequila. You've just spent 20 minutes arguing FOR artificial turf. And now you're thinking, "Our waitress is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen!" At level three, yo
Five Bolt Main- The Gift Lyrics
Please explain a couple of things to me How could you leave and then turn your back on me if only we said goodbye, maybe then i would respect my life in the end i am so ashamed of what you did (why) you said that you would never leave,i didnt even see you go (why) you just up and turned your back on me,for reasons I will never know (why) now i am starring at an empty space,its the place that you used to be (why) and the look you see upon my face,is the gift from you to me a haunting pain inside that lingers over me this is not the way its supposed to be if only we said goodbye maybe then i would respect my life,in the end and im so ashamed of what you did (why) you said that you would never leave,i didnt even see you go (why) you just up and turned your back on me,for reasons I will never know (why) now i am starring at an empty space, its the place that you used to be (why) and the look you see upon my face,is the gift from you to me you made me what i am you ma
Five Rules For Men To Follow For A Happy Life
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman whom you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman who is good intimately and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know eachother.
Five Students Win Terror Appeal
Five students win terror appeal The convictions of five young Muslim men jailed over extremist literature have been quashed by the Appeal Court. Freeing the men, the Lord Chief Justice said there was no proof of terrorist intent. The lawyer for one said they had been jailed for a "thought crime". A jury convicted the students in 2007 after hearing the men, of Bradford and Ilford, east London, became obsessed with jihadi websites and literature. The Home Office said it would study the judgement carefully. 'Serious threat' It said it understood the Crown Prosecution Service was considering whether to appeal against the ruling, which it must do within seven days. It added that the threat of terrorism remained serious and real and the government was committed to ensuring it had the strongest possible anti-terrorism legal framework. Young Muslim men before this judgement could have been prosecuted simply for simply looking at any material on the basis that
Five Year Olds Lol:)
Butterery hands cuddled content Popcorn shots two points you missed Sharing moments No longer alone Screwing up your metronome Playing with you socket set UP high down low To slow I bet Catch me on that cool winter walk Want to be heard want to talk Can I be your helper I want to make a fire Can I be a camper I can cut the wire Be a big guy Just like you try to fix it ,out of crazy glue I help you find anything you need Jump in your bed after I already peed! (lol) Always pretty on sunday mornin' Sneak in you bed when you are still snorin' This is fun don't ya think.. Opps he farted dang you stink!!
Five Lessons To Make You Think About The Way We Treat People.
1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one: 'What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?' Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50's, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. 'Absolutely, ' said the professor. 'In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say 'hello.' I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy. 2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain One night, at 11:3 0 p.m., an older African American woman was standing on the si
Five Is My Favorite Number
Ever have a dream you were sleeping your whole life. Walking through a hallway that went as far as your heart. With doors with no keys. You try every knob for a while, and eventually just give up, spending your energy instead making up songs to the rhythm of your slippered feet. It won't ever mean a thing. Ever woke up alone Quietly fearful of the twilight aberrant world around you. Footfalls in the frosted clovers outside your wet window. A man with a tattered smile, and a promising hat taps at the glass. His ratty smile and clever eyes guarantee adventure into realms unknown a trip through the looking glass a venture through the everdark ether. And I wouldn't even have to pack my overnight...or come back for that matter. I guess I could go along with that. But I think I'll take a rain check. And pull the covers back over my head. Smiling in my invisible shell. Five is my favorite number.
Five Things
To be able to practice five things everywhere under heaven constitutes perfect virtue... gravity, generosity of soul, sincerity, earnestness, and kindness.To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice.To put the world right in order, we must first put the nation in order; to put the nation in order, we must first put the family in order; to put the family in order, we must first cultivate our personal life; we must first set our hearts right.To reach a great height a person needs to have great depth.To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.Truth is the secret of eloquence and of virtue, the basis of moral authority; it is the highest summit of art and of life.Truthfulness is the main element of character.Try not to loose yours.
Five Little Easter Eggs Poem
Five Little Easter Eggs Five little Easter eggs, lovely colors wore; (hold up five fingers) Mother ate the blue one, then there were four. (bend down one finger) Four little Easter eggs, two and two, you see; Daddy ate the red one, then there were three. (bend down next finger) Three little Easter eggs, before I knew, Sister ate the yellow one, then there were two. (bend down next finger) Two little Easter eggs; oh, what fun, Brother ate the purple one, then there was one. (bend down next finger) One little Easter egg; see me run! I ate the very last one, and then there were none. (bend down last finger)
Five Days
Five days Five times the world revolves Five dawns, Five dusks Days spent alone I cried out in the dark I made a plea I called to you Keep me from dying inside I waited five days I waited and cried I waited for you To come save me You showed concern You worried about me You wanted to know why It made you feel sad Where was this care Where was the concern Where was my friend When I needed you there? I’m getting stronger Stronger by the day Five times stronger Than I was that day I don’t need your concern I don’t need your care I came through all right Without anyone there Care and concern Are beautiful things When they’re offered When they’re needed Care and concern Can’t wait For a more Convenient time I’m worth more than that I’m too strong to die I’m still going to cry But I’m not gonna die Tauri Athena copyright October 2007
Five Factor Personality
Your Five Factor Personality Profile Extroversion: You have low extroversion. You are quiet and reserved in most social situations. A low key, laid back lifestyle is important to you. You tend to bond slowly, over time, with one or two people. Conscientiousness: You have high conscientiousness. Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life. Most things in your life are organized and planned well. But you borderline on being a total perfectionist. Agreeableness: You have low agreeableness. Your self interest comes first, and others come later, if at all. In general, you feel that people are not to be trusted. And you're skeptical that anyone else really feels differently. Neuroticism: You have high neuroticism. It's easy for you to feel shaken, worried, or depressed. You often worry, and your worries prevent you from living life fully. You tend to be emotionally reactive and moody. Your either flying very high or feeling very low. Op
Five Variable Love Test
Your Five Variable Love Profile Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is high. You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person. And in return, you expect the same from who you love. Any sign of straying, and you'll end things. Experience Level: Your experience level is high. You've loved, lost, and loved again. You have had a wide range of love experiences. And when the real thing comes along, you know it! Dominance: Your dominance is low. This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced. You know a relationship is not about getting your way. And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom. Cynicism: Your cynicism is low. You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance. No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter. You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate. And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon. Independence: Your independence is medium. In re
Five For Fighting
Five For Fighting@ fubar April is Autism awareness mouth. Someone I love with all my heart and sole is autistic. Fighting for a cure hasnt been easy but my hopes and optimisim will never subside!! I believe there are many awesome people out there that will never give up looking! Five For Fighting@ fubar I found a website that will donate money to autistim charities everytime you watch one of there videos. Just click any of the images on this Blog/bullitin to get to there Website. It is called Five for Fighting. If everyone on fubar will just take the time to go and watch just one video they could raise over a million dollars on just us alone. So i beg you please it wont take much of your time. Five For Fighting@ fubar The Organization that this website donates to is Autismspeaks they raise money for cures, treatment, and awareness throughout communities. http://www.autismspeaks.org Five For Fighting@ fubar Please Click Any of the graphics to get to Five for
The Five Levels Of Hangover Lmao
Five Levels of Hangovers One Star Hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. You ' re able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 cokes and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries. Two Star Hangover (**) No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels. Three Star Hangover (***) A slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to dr
Five Levels Of Hangovers
Five Levels of Hangovers One Star Hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 cokes and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries. Two Star Hangover (**) No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels. Three Star Hangover (***) Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've
Fiver Finger Death Punch -white Knuckles
Oh, fuck it all! [V1:] Sick of being sick and tired, sick of understanding Tired of feeling sick to my stomach Demons inside command me They're saying crush it, break it, smash it Fuckin' kill 'em all! Laugh as it falls away I won't dodge another silver bullet Just to save a little face [Chorus:] I want you to know, I want you to see I want you to look beyond your own eyes Past your afflictions [V2:] How many people really care? How many will be standing? I'll light the match, the flame, the fuse, the bomb Rescue the world from slavery I wanna torch it, burn it, scorch it, fuckin' stomp it out Laugh as it blows away I won't eat anothe rotten apple Though I've grown to like the taste [Chorus:] I want you to know, I want you to see I want you to look beyond your own eyes Past your afflictions I want you to hurt, want you to bleed I want you to look beyond your own face Past your infections [Pre-Chorus:] I'm taking back control with my knuckles
Five Finger Death Punch - Meet The Monster
[V1:] It's not that complicated and you ain't gotta believe They'll put me down in a hole before I let you succeed I've never been complacent, I can't afford to be I know you think you're special but you ain't nothin' [Pre-Chorus:] Can you read between the lines? Or are you stuck in black and white? Hope I'm on the list of people that you hate It's time you met the monster that you have helped create Boo! [Chorus:] You've pushed me one too many times I'm sick of all of the fiction, we're gonna settle it You've pushed me one too many times I'm sick of all of the shit, I'm gonna settle it! [V2:] It's not that complicated and you ain't gotta believe They'll put me down in a hole before I let you succeed I've never been complacent, I can't afford to be I know you think you're special but you ain't nothin' [Pre-Chorus:] Well there's nothing you can say to me now And there's nothing you can do to stop me It's hard not to be a menace to society When half the p
Five More That I Had To Get There Icon's Correcte By Tomorrow. That Makes 92 Angels!!!!
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE... HIT ME HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM. LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS.... ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS... REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire"~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~ I customize pic's!!! ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** ******JUICY DEE****** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay Brown Eyed Beauty~Club F.A.R. Member and Proud Official Greeter of Club F.A.R.~ ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? Baby-Gurl *FU wife to Cuppycake* ~FU- Bombers Family Manager/promotor~ BABY BLUE EYES GIRL
Five Senses, Captured
Five Senses, Captured by LateNiteFantasy© paper, color, pen, cologne, lipstick five senses captured by the subtle hints of her parchment folded thrice creased with that limitless need for perfection with the edge of a french tipped nail that was better suited for grazing skin rather than the mundane domestic task of letter folding ink dots carelessly caught between cursive arches and printed curves blown dry with a cool breath that was better suited for dancing over the nape of a neck rather than the preservation of dark blue flowing liquid handwriting sprawled across the vast ocean of imagined thoughts powerful words need...fire...want...desire wish...dream...sigh...scream that were better suited for whispers with her devilish smile rather than the innocence of the randomly placed 26 letters perfume spritzed daintily that provocative citrus blend bringing back vivid imagery of lips pulled over teeth and arched bodies, tangled a sce
Five Finger Death Punch - The Bleeding
Yea this song goes out to someone! In so many words i relate to this one "The Bleeding" [V1:] I remember when all the games began Remember every little lie and every last goodbye Promises you broke, words you choked on and I never walked away, it's still a mystery to me [Pre-Chorus:] Well I'm so empty I'm better off without you and you're better off without me Well you're so unclean I'm better off without you and you're better off without me [Chorus:] The lying, the bleeding, the screaming Was tearing me apart The hatred (deceiving), the beatings; it's over [V2:] Paint the mirrors black to forget you I still picture your face and the way you used to taste Roses in a glass, dead and wilted To you this all was nothing Everything to you is nothing [Pre-Chorus:] Well you're so filthy I'm better off without you and you're better off without me Well I'm so ugly You're better off without me and I'm better off alone [Chorus:]
Five Finger Death Punch - Ashes
Yet another fuck it ! "Ashes" [V1:] You don't understand me, and you probably never will I got a tendency to self destruct, and a soft spot for the filth A hair trigger temperament, a switchblade for a tongue I'm a walking one-man genocide with a black belt in corrupt [Chorus:] Everything I touch turns to ashes Falls away, it falls away Everything I touch turns to ashes It slips right through my hands Love me, hate me Isolate me everyday that I'm alive Straight up mentally unstable You don't have to like my life [V2:] I'm a jinx, a curse, some say, "the worst" I'm a savage, rabid beast I've been called so many fucking things, it doesn't affect me in the least I've stolen, lied, been crucified but I don't regret a thing I'm an egocentric masochist with a sadist's point of bleak [Chorus:] Everything I touch turns to ashes Falls away, it falls away Everything I touch turns to ashes It slips right through my hands Love me, hate me Is
Five Finger Death Punch "the Devil's Own"
Family what a wonderful thing The Devil's own Why!? [Chorus:] Where did I go wrong? Who was I supposed to be? No matter what I've done, you've always criticized me Where did I go wrong? Who was I supposed to be? When it's said and done, will you remember... [V1:] Slap on the wrist, smack in the face The family tree, gave me a name and nothing more Neglected seed, why!? [Pre-chorus:] It's because of you I'm broken It's because of you I'm dead inside I never asked to be here It's because of you I'm godforsaken I never wanted this It's because of you I'm dead inside [Chorus:] Where did I go wrong? Who was I supposed to be? No matter what I've done, you've always criticized me What did I do wrong? Who was I supposed to be? When it's said and done, will you remember me? [V2:] A happy home, a fairy tale, a broken dream Gave me a life, then turned away Killed everything, why!? [Pre-chorus:] It's because of you I'm broken It's because of you I'
The Five Elements ~ Fire, Earth, Air, Water And Akasha
Elements and directions are important in Pagan tradition and magickal practice. Each of these has specific attributes and is part of the Tarot and astrology. According to Western European Pagan traditions, the four traditional elements correspond to the four directions. There are Native American tribes that also share this belief. Akasha, according to some practitioners, is the spiritual power of the universe and fifth element. Fire This element creates and destroys. It can't exist without demolishing something and transforming it into another form such as ashes, smoke, heat and light, therefore, it has to be controlled. Fire purifies, energizes, cleanses and is forceful. Its energy is projective, masculine, and the colors are red or white. Its powers are used for courage, protection, energy, strength, creativity, increasing one's personal power and banishing negativity. * Direction: South, Okaga Ska*, place of growth, rejuvenation and youth * Elemental spirits:
Five Finger Death Punch - Never Enough
Yup really relate to this one I'm so fed up with everyone around me (No one seems to care) I'm just so far gone and nothing's gonna change (I'll never be the same) It's always do this, do that, Everything they want to I don't want to live that way Every chance they get their always Pushin me away [Chorus:] It's never enough No it's never enough No matter what I say It's never enough No it's never enough I'll never be what you want me to be It's all so messed up and no one ever listens (Everyone's deranged) I'm just so fucked up and I'm never gonna change (Wanna lay it all to waste) Their always say this, say that, Nothing that you want to I don't want to live that way Every chance they get their always Shovin me aside [Chorus] I'm Done [Bridge:] In the end we're all just chalkrinds on the concrete Drawn only to be washed away For the time that I've been given I am what I am I'd rather hate you For everything you are Than ever l
Five Weeks
Five weeks old. Gained about two pounds. Still keeping Momma up off and on during the night. :) Not too much new to report I guess. Almost maybe have a new job. Should be finding out soon. Need to find out soon. Other wise I need to go back to main job. Brother and Dad are coming to visit at the end of the month. Will be here for my brother's birthday :) Will have to keep them from turning vigilante. I wish I could afford to move. There would be much happiness in my future if I could. Maybe after new job. I are tired. Should go take a nap.
Five Surgeons
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second, from Chicago, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order" The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. .. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over." But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.
Five To Face Concorde Crash Trial
Five to face Concorde crash trial The crash occurred shortly after take-off from Charles de Gaulle airport US airline Continental and five people will stand trial over the 2000 Concorde crash near Paris which killed 113 people, French judicial officials say. The five are said to be two employees of Continental Airlines, two from Concorde maker Aerospatiale, and the French civilian aviation authority. The trial will take place in two to three months' time, the officials say. The plane caught fire after its tyres were punctured by a piece of metal on the runway from a Continental plane. Accident inquiry Rubber from the tyres ruptured the plane's fuel tanks shortly after take-off from Paris's Charles de Gaulle airport. A French accident inquiry in 2004 found that the strip of metal had fallen on the runway from a Continental Airlines DC10 that took off just before the Concorde flight. It is claimed that the metal was titanium, when safety rules dictated
Five Minute Management Course
Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel. After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies. 'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say any thing about the $800 he owes me?' Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcin
Five Foods That Cause Anal Leakage
hen a consumable makes it necessary to buy new underwear, you just know something ain’t right. 1.) Once You Pop, You Can’t Stop Oleastra, a.k.a Olean, a.k.a “Unwashable and Indestructible Ass Grease” is found in numerous “light” and “fat-free” potato chips. An indigestible molecule, it inhibits the absorption of vitamins and minerals causing abdominal cramping, loose stools, gas, and perhaps most notoriously—anal leakage. Yet, despite its infamous reputation, the Olean Web site reports that over five billion servings of the fart maker have been served … and continue to be served. No wonder Pringles Fat Free Chips are in the same aisle as the adult diapers. 2.) Becky, Look at Her Butt (… did she sit on a piece of pizza?) The diet drug Orlistat (Xenical) works much in the same way Olestra does—by blocking absorption of fat. But when you eat half a tub of fried chicken, the grease has to go somewhere; that somewhere is usually your underwear, or if you’re lucky, the toilet. Accord
Five Paragraph Order
"Five Paragraph Order" keyword "SMEAC" 1. Situation 1a. Enemy 1b. Time - Time of enemy intelligence. 2b. Size - Size of enemy (i.e. squad, battalion, number of enemy). 3b. Unit - Unit they are serving (i.e. Republican Guard). 4b. Activity - What the enemy is doing (i.e. Preparing position). 5b. Location - Position. 6b. Equipment - Weapons they have access to. 7b. DRAW-D – what the enemy will do upon contact (Defend, Reinforce, Attack, Withdraw, Delay). 2a. Friendly 1b. Higher - Next higher unit’s mission. 2b. Adjacent - Other units in reserve or assisting. 3b. Supporting - Supporting units. 4b. Attachments/Detachment - Lists if any units attached to your unit. 2. Mission - A clear and concise statement of mission to be accomplished Must contain the 5 W’s (Who, What, When, Wh
Fiver Rules For Men. . . .
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job; 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh; 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you; 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you; 5 . It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
Five Weeks Early And Nine Cents Short
After Martha and Sarah picked me up from work last night, we drove to Subway for our, Jeffrey, and Mary's dinner. When the cashier rang up our three subs with drink (we have a buy a six inch/get a six inch free card our niece Breanna sold us for a school fundraiser), our total was $15.34. The cash we carried with us: $15.25. It would have been pathetic to take out our bank card for nine cents; fortunately the cashier had a dime in the change purse in his wallet, for which we're duly thankful! Sarah REALLY loves to wear her pajamas! Last night after I’d gotten Jeffrey ready for bed and we’d finished eating dinner courtesy of Subway, I went up to get a suit of her sleepwear because it’s getting colder and she gave me that wide open mouthed grin and screamed “pajamas”. While we were eating dinner and the kids were sharing our drinks (along with a six-inch oven roasted chicken sandwich), Jeffrey came over to take drink from my Diet Coke. I was sitting on the floor to sit next
Five Finger Death Punch - Ashes
Lyrics to Ashes : You don't understand me… And you probably never will!! I got a tendency to self destruct… And a soft spot, for the filth!! A hair trigger temperament… A switchblade, for a tongue!! I'm a walking 1 man genocide… With a black belt, in corrupt!! EVERYTHING I TOUCH TURNS TO ASHES!! ..FALLS AWAY!! ..IT FALLS AWAY!? EVERYTHING I TOUCH TURNS TO ASHES!!??!! ..SLIPS RIGHT THROUGH MY HANDS!!??!! ..Love me!? ..Hate me!?! Isolate me, everyday that I'm alive!! Strait up mentally unstable!! YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIKE MY LIFE!! I'm a jinx, a curse; ..Some say, "THE WORST!!!" I'm a savage, rabid beast!! I've been called so many FUCKING things….It doesn't affect me in the least!! I've stolen, lied, been crucified!! But I don't regret a thing!! I'm an egocentric, masochist…With a sadist's point of bleak!! EVERYTHING I TOUCH TURNS TO ASHES!! …FALLS AWAY!! ..IT FALLS AWAY!!??!! EVERYTHING I TOUCH TURNS TO ASHES!!??!! ..IT SLIP
Five Minutes To Midnight In Gethsemane
http://midnightingethsemane.multiply.com/ (October 27, 1954 -- October 5, 2008) I couldn’t recall her age at first, but like my friend Midnight In Gethsemane’s real name, it’s probably better that way. I do know she just celebrated her thirty-sixth wedding anniversary the day before she died. And one of her profiles is pretty succinct: “Married to an Ex-Marine. We have 4 children and 5 grandchildren. I love GOD, FAMILY and COUNTRY. Love the Ocean, Rivers and Lighthouses. I try to be friends with all.” In that order; from knowing Midnight here for the past two years, I can certainly say even though I have never seen Midnight face to face, what I saw through her writings and words of encouragement was what I got. She was one of the oldest friends I’d met on 360 and when she added Multiply to her repertoire one could always count on her encouragement. I liked that she always responded to what I wrote, even when I was venting. And I’ve learned that I still have a lot to learn
Five Finger Death Punch- The Bleeding
Five Finger Death Punch- The Bleeding v1 i remember when all the games began remember every little lie and every last goodbye promises you broke, words you choked on and i never walked away its still a mystery to me pre-chorus well i'm so empty im better off without you and youre better off without me well your so unclean im better off without you and youre better off without me chorus the lying the bleeding the screaming was tearing me apart the hatred (deceiving) the beatings its over v2 paint the mirrors black to forget you i still picture your face and the way u used to taste roses in a glass dead and wilted to you this all was nothing everything to you is nothing pc well youre so filthy im better off without you and youre better off without me well im so ugly youre better off without me and im better off alone c. the lying the bleeding the screaming was tearing me apart the hatred the beatings (disaster) its over as wicked a
The Five People You Meet In Heaven By Mitch Albom
Plot Summary: Plot Summary: "All endings are also beginnings. We just don't know it at the time . . ." From the author of the number one New York Times bestseller Tuesdays with Morrie comes this long-awaited follow-up, an enchanting, beautifully crafted novel that explores a mystery only heaven can unfold. Eddie is a grizzled war veteran who feels trapped in a meaningless life of fixing rides at a seaside amusement park. As the park has changed over the years -- from the Loop-the-Loop to the Pipeline Plunge -- so, too, has Eddie changed, from optimistic youth to embittered old age. His days are a dull routine of work, loneliness, and regret. Then, on his 83rd birthday, Eddie dies in a tragic accident, trying to save a little girl from a falling cart. With his final breath, he feels two small hands in his -- and then nothing. He awakens in the afterlife, where he learns that heaven is not a lush Garden of Eden, but a place where your earthly life is explained to you by five peo
Five New Games Added To The Pixel Castle!
Here are the five games that were just added to The Pixel Castle. - Sint Nicolaas - Bouncy Draw - Guitar Geek - Ring Avoider - Ring Avoider 2 Have a great day and super weekend!
Five Finger Death Punch - Never Enough
I'm so fed up with everyone around me (No one seems to care) I'm just so far gone and nothing's gonna change (I'll never be the same) It's always do this, do that, Everything they want to I don't want to live that way Every chance they get their always Pushin me away [Chorus:] It's never enough No it's never enough No matter what I say It's never enough No it's never enough I'll never be what you want me to be It's all so messed up and no one ever listens (Everyone's deranged) I'm just so fucked up and I'm never gonna change (Wanna lay it all to waste) Their always say this, say that, Nothing that you want to I don't want to live that way Every chance they get their always Shovin me aside [Chorus] I'm Done [Bridge:] In the end we're all just chalklines on the concrete Drawn only to be washed away For the time that I've been given I am what I am I'd rather hate you For everything you are Than ever love you For something you are not
The Five Factor Personality Test
You are Extroverted, Conscientious, Agreeable, Neurotic and Open Extroversion: You have medium extroversion. You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party. Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences. But you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time". Conscientiousness: You have high conscientiousness. Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life. Most things in your life are organized and planned well. But you borderline on being a total perfectionist. Agreeableness: You have medium agreeableness. You're generally a friendly and trusting person. But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism. You get along well with others, as long as they play fair. Neuroticism: You have medium neuroticism. You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic. Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy. Your life is pretty smooth, but there's a few emotional bumps you
Five Golden Rings In The Alien Years
This morning before Sarah called out my name from the top of the stairs, I finished reading a book I’d bought at Barnes & Noble Sunday as a Christmas present to myself. Since I paid for it with a B&N gift card I’d gotten “from Santa”, that’s technically true. Robert Silverberg’s novel “The Alien Years” (ISBN 006105111X) is a late 1990s take on the atypical science fiction theme of alien invasion. As I was reading it, though, I was commenting to myself on the dearth of said plots in this decade that I’m aware of. This month’s remake of “The Day The Earth Stood Still” doesn’t quite qualify for me, I’m thinking of the ratcheting tension, pre-9/11 stories and films that made us jump; ok, “Independence Day” was the big movie in that field for the nineties, “V” for the eighties. The big difference between them was that in “V” (if you remember it from NBC) the aliens started out by looking like us, and that was the freaky part. It’s probably what touches a chord with us, paralleling
Five Actions
Panchakarma "Panchakarma," a sanskrit word meaning "five actions," describes a series of gentle, natural therapies that boost the body’s ability to detoxify and rejuvenate. As an essential part of Ayurveda, India’s ancient holistic system of medicine, it is used to maintain the body’s balance to prevent illness or as the first step in holistic treatment. Panchakarma’s incredible purification improves healing throughout the body, mind, and spirit, clearing the way for the body’s healing intelligence to flow freely. Today, an oil massage, steam baths, and a special diet prepare your body for several days of relaxing, healing therapies at a spa-like medical clinic. A precise sequence of soothing treatments is then applied in such a way that brainwaves are stimulated and synchronized, creating deep relaxation and an expanded state of consciousness. At the same time, herbal therapies help flush toxins from the body’s systems and tissues while massage soothes the body and balances its
The Five Solas Of The Reformation
Sola Fide Sola Gratia Solus Christus Sola Scriptura Soli Deo Gloria They are about salvation. Salvation through Jesus Christ, the only begotten Son of God. By Faith Alone By Grace Alone By Christ Alone By Scripture Alone To God Alone be the Glory Ephesians 2:8f "For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast." Disclaimer: I claim nothing as original thought. I will try to provide references when I use them.
The Five Factor Values Test
You are Honest, Loyal, Generous and Humble Loyalty: You value loyalty a fair amount. You're loyal to your friends... to a point. But if they cross you, you will reconsider your loyalties. Staying true to others is important to you, but you also stay true to yourself. Honesty: You value honesty a fair amount. You're honest when you can be, but you aren't a stickler for it. If a little white lie will make a situation more comfortable, you'll go for it. In the end, you mostly care about "situational integrity." Generosity: You value generosity a fair amount. You are all about giving, as long as there's some give and take. Supportive and kind, you don't mind helping out a friend in need. But you know when you've given too much. You have no problem saying "no"! Humility: You value humility highly. You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are. And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better. You're very modest, and you're
Five Steps Towards Less Stress
Realistically, you can’t expect to make it through school without having to deal with some kind of stress. Granted, too much stress can be oppressive. Wise King Solomon Wrote: “Mere oppression may make a wise one act crazy.” (Ecclesiastes 7:7) But you need not let stress drive you crazy. The key is learning how to manage stress effectively. Coping with stress is like lifting weights. To be successful, a weight lifter must prepare properly beforehand. He lifts the weights correctly and avoids lifting too much weight. If he takes such steps, he builds strong muscles without damaging his body. On the other hand, if he fails to take these steps, he can tear a muscle or even break a bone. Similarly, you can manage the stresses that you encounter and successfully accomplish the work you need to do without causing damage to yourself. How? http://www.socyberty.com/Advice/Five-Steps-Towards-Less-Stress.574695
Five Ways To Kill A Man By Edwin Brock
There are many cumbersome ways to kill a man. You can make him carry a plank of wood to the top of a hill and nail him to it. To do this properly you require a crowd of people wearing sandals, a cock that crows, a cloak to dissect, a sponge, some vinegar and one man to hammer the nails home. Or you can take a length of steel, shaped and chased in a traditional way, and attempt to pierce the metal cage he wears. But for this you need white horses, English trees, men with bows and arrows, at least two flags, a prince, and a castle to hold your banquet in. Dispensing with nobility, you may, if the wind allows, blow gas at him. But then you need a mile of mud sliced through with ditches, not to mention black boots, bomb craters, more mud, a plague of rats, a dozen songs and some round hats made of steel. In an age of aeroplanes, you may fly miles above your victim and dispose of him by pressing one small switch. All you then require is an ocean to separate you,
Five Tips For Women
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other!
Five For One
Five for Oneby Metatetron oneI opened my eyesgreeting the brand new day.Still, you are not here.twoMy empty cold bedkissed my lips a good morning.I wished it was you.threeAgain this morningbirds sang outside my window.I dreamed of you.fourI did dream of youas I do every night,your pillow empty.fiveIt is too early.I try to find sleep again.Winter winds blowing.
The Five Commandments
HBT; The Book of Predictions, Chap. 19 Western Union Telegram To: Jehova Yahweh Care: Celestial Hotel (Suite #666) Presidential Tier, Paradise Dear God; This is to inform you that your current position as deity is herewith terminated due to gross incompetence STOP Your check will be mailed STOP Please do not use me for a reference STOP Respectfully, Malaclypse the Younger/Omnibenevolent Polyfather POEE High Priest   THE FIVE COMMANDMENTS (THE PENTABARF) The PENTABARF was discovered by the hermit Apostle Zarathud in the Fifth Year of The Caterpillar. He found them carved in gilded stone, while building a sun deck for his cave, but their import was lost for they were written in a mysterious cypher. However, after 10 weeks & 11 hours of intensive scrutiny he discerned that the message could be read by standing on his head and viewing it upside down. KNOW YE THIS O M
The Five Fingered Hand Of Eris
= THE FIVE FINGERED HAND OF ERIS = The official symbol of POEE is here illustrated. It may be this, or any similar device to represent TWO OPPOSING ARROWS CONVERGING INTO A COMMON POINT. It may be vertical, horizontal, or else such, and it may be elaborated or simplified. The esoteric name for this symbol is THE FIVE FINGERED HAND OF ERIS, commonly reffered to as THE HAND. NOTE: In the lore of western magic, the \/ is taken to symbolize horns, especially the horns of Satan or of diabolical beasties. The Five Fingered Hand of Eris, however, is not intended to be taken as satanic, for the "horns" are supported by another set, of inverted "horns". Or maybe it is walrus tusks. I don't know what it is, to tell the truth.   "Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it" Breton
Five Finger Death Punch - Hate Me
  BITCH!Its not enough, Its not enough. It never was or will be. I never had the chance to thank you For Ripping Out My Heart! Its not enough, Its not enough. It never was or will be. I never got the chance to say FUCK YOU!!! Dont wanna be your tourniquet, for minor lacerations! Dont wanna be your Romeo cause you're no goddamn Juliet! (You always did know... Just what to say... Insult to injury...)YOU JUST LOVED TO HATE ME!!! Its not enough, Its not enough. It never was or will be. I never had the chance to thank you For Ripping Out My Heart! Its not enough, Its not enough. It never was or will be. I never got the chance to say FUCK YOU!!! Youve got a gun! I've got a gun! Lets write a tragic ending! Dont wanna be this way again! Dont wanna be the one to blame! (You can have the high roads... I'll take the lows... Disguise the fraility.) I JUST LOVE TO HATE YOU!!! Its not enough, Its not enough. It never was or will be. I never had the chance to thank you For Ripping Out My Heart!Its n
A Five Question Test Of Love And Friendship
1. are they worth the time and effort to get to know ?2. are you willing to overlook your needs to tend to thiers ?3. if you made a mistake are you willing to admit it and come forward and make amends even though you feel you will lose the other ?4. if they make a mistake are you willing to treat it as a broken pane of glass and help them replace it even though there is a chance of of getting cut ?5. are you willing to accept the concequences and pain to be honest even though it could cost you everything instead of lying ?
Five Myths About Drugs In America
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/conte... Americans have historical amnesia of a general variety, but the blackout is particularly acute when it comes to what our grandparents, and their grandparents, did to get high. Forty years after Woodstock, the nation is taking a fresh look at its twisted relationship with drugs and insobriety. But we're doing so without drawing lessons from the centuries of experience we have with inebriation and the effort to control it. Five widespread myths must be dispensed with if America ever plans on sobering up and making rational drug policy.
Five Guides For Aoc Leveling
Recent 5 guides for AoC power levelingThe AoC players will be highlighting these lots in the coming weeks as these guides help convey a lot of new information on the game. These guides will cover the new changes to the systems including items, classes, gems, and many more! So if you're just getting back to the game and seeking some informative articles on how to utilize the best of the recent update then drop by ConanVault and check out the guides below:Systems•    Itemization •    Gems/Crafting •    Stats & ParametersPlayfields•    Tarantia Commons •    Attilius Mansion (Inside Tarantia Commons) •    Crows Nest (Inside Tarantia Commons)Classes•    Demonologist •    Guardian •    Necromancer •    Priest of Mitra •    Tempest of SetThe players can find the full list of guides exclusively on ConanVault! They are helpful for the Age of Conan Power Leveling.
Five Things
A Self-Esteem Exercise Our primary relationship in life is with our selves. No one else goes through every experience in life with us. We are our one permanent companion, yet we are often our worst critic. To remind ourselves of our magnificence, we can do this exercise: “Five Things I Like About Myself.” Begin by writing down at least five things that you like about yourself. This is not the time to be modest. If you are having trouble coming up with a total of five items, you know that this exercise can really benefit you. Be sure to include more than your physical attributes on your list, since our bodies are only part of who we are. If you are still struggling with what to include on your list, think of what you like about your favorite people, because these traits are probably qualities that you possess too. Another way to complete your list is to think of five things you don’t like about yourself and find something about these traits that you can like. Co
Five Finger Death Punch - Never Enough
LYRICS: I'm so fed up with everyone around meNo one seems to careI'm just so far gone and nothing's gonna changeI'll never be the sameIt's always do this, do that, everything they want toI don't wanna live that wayEvery chance they get they're always pushing me awayIt's never enough, no it's never enoughNo matter what I sayIt's never enough, no it's never enoughI'll never be what you want me to beIt's all so messed up and no one ever listensEveryone's derangedI'm just so fucked up and I'm never gonna changeI wanna lay it all to wasteThey're always say this, say that, nothing that you want toI don't wanna live that wayEvery chance they get they're always shoving me asideIt's never enough, no it's never enoughNo matter what I sayIt's never enough, no it's never enoughI'll never be what you want me to beI'M DONE!In the end we're all just chalk lines on the concreteDrawn only to be washed awayFor the time that I've been givenI am what I amI'd rather hate you for everything you areThan eve
[five Years]
Five years ago, this month I went off my meds. I had been flirting with the idea for some time prior, upping my dosage, lowering, abusing my dosage etc. Decided the liver damage and emotional burnout hallucinogenic properties, highs, midgrounds, swaying notions that I was invincible wasn't worth it, and it hit me that I actually could do this. My shrink heard my mother's pleas, and immediately turned to me and said "actually you have every right as an adult now, and your treatment has been going well, that may however be attributed to the medication, but I would like to believe it is due to the strength of your character- I would like to see you in six months". In five he was dead. Today, my mom urged me not to kill myself. I asked her if that was really a concern any more- She said yes, that I was depressed, that I could benefit from medication and it may help with the paranoia ... I'm not paranoid, I just have a healthy terror of people. "but being worried that people are go
Five Minutes....
....something you can't get out of your head right now. Go. **** From the time I saw the guy on the subway this afternoon, I knew I wanted to write about him. Trying to describe him in a few words, under the heading of Funny People Sightings, I've been dying to own him in the pages of my notebook. Bald as a cue ball, taller than the sky, he was sleek and slim like an otter. But the reason that he stuck out in my mind, the reason I need to make him part of my "someday" stable of characters, was the way he was dressed in the middle of the day on the subway at Queen and Yonge, in a tight black catsuit and flip-flops. I would say he was wearing a wetsuit, but it definitely didn't look like it was waterproof. He had the most aggressive nipples I have ever seen on a man, protruding rock hard through the fabric and tipping a pair of amazing pecs. Heavily muscled abs and thighs that were corded and gorgeous. The objectionable part, at least for some of the people who could not take their ey
Five Things We Learned About Obamacare After It Passed
"[W]e have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it, away from the fog of the controversy." House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., famously said that about President Obama's health care reform package. She was right. We are just finding out what was contained within that Obamacare law that Obama signed weeks ago. Here are five things we've learned so far: One: No sooner had Obamacare passed than the White House discovered that someone goofed. Despite all of Obama's promises and talking points, Obamacare as passed by Congress does not require insurers to cover children with expensive pre-existing medical conditions. Immediately, the White House got an assurance from the insurers. After demonizing them for months as callous profiteers on others' misery (in fact, the entire industry is barely profitable), Obama now tells Americans that they can trust health insurance companies to do the right thing out of the goodness of their hearts. Two: State governments discovered t
Five Finger Death Punch Official Video Bad Company
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=105384527   Please check this video out when you get a chance
Five Months To The Largest Tax Increase In History
In just five months, the largest tax increase in the history of America will take effect. They will hit families and small businesses in three great waves on January 1, 2011: First Wave: Expiration of 2001 and 2003 Tax Relief In 2001 and 2003, the GOP Congress enacted several tax cuts for investors, small business owners, and families. These will all expire on January 1, 2011. Personal income tax rates will rise. The top income rate will rise from 35% to 39.6% ( this is also the rate at which two-thirds of small business profits are taxed). The lowest rate will rise from 10% to 15%. All the rates in between will also rise. Itemized deductions and personal exemptions will again phase out, which has the same mathematical effect as higher tax rates. So much for only soaking the rich!  The full list of marginal rate hikes is below: The 10% bracket rises to an expanded 15% The 25% bracket rises to 28% The 28% bracket rises to 31% The 33% bracket rises to 36% The 35% bracket rises to
Fives And Dimes.
I don't work tomorrow 'cause I called in sick about two weeks ago.   I like planning ahead.   I'm thinking I'll watch Fringe tonight and maybe have a drink or four....teen.Guitar Hero later? Es posible. I should really set up my network.   Today was okay. October as a whole could be better. Could be worse.It's still a fucking hundred degrees here. Bleh.   That's all I got. What's in your wallet?
Five Minutes Management Course
Lesson 1:A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?''It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'Moral of the story:?If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.Lesson 2:A priest offered a Nun a lift.She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.The priest nearly had
Five Finger Death Punch-never Enough
I'm so fed up with everyone around me(No one seems to care)I'm just so far gone and nothing's gonna change(I'll never be the same)It's always do this, do that,Everything they want toI don't want to live that way(No)Every chance they get they're alwaysPushin me away[Chorus:]It's never enoughNo it's never enoughNo matter what I sayIt's never enoughNo it's never enoughI'll never be what you want me to beIt's all so messed up and no one ever listens(Everyone's deranged)I'm just so fucked up and I'm never gonna change(Wanna lay it all to waste)They're always say this, say that,Nothing that you want toI don't want to live that wayEvery chance they get they're alwaysShovin me aside[Chorus]I'm Done(I'm done X6)[Bridge:]In the end we're all just chalklines on the concreteDrawn only to be washed awayFor the time that I've been givenI am what I amI'd rather hate youFor everything you areThan ever love youFor something you are notI'd rather you hate meFor everything I amThan have you love meFor so
Five. Four. One. Two. Three. Four. Three. Four. Three.
I could probably use a cigarette.No cash in the skin. No fuzz in the shoes.No rattle in the sofa.Damn.Just another jones-a-day blues.On the right days, in the right moodan old skewer can take you places.Keeps your mind off the fact that you haven't lit upand banished your demons for several days.Gotta get em out somehow.Phone's ringing. Phone's still.Stop expecting me to have something to say.Some days my lips are cracked, and I'm afraid to smile.I bet you were expecting some math.Some rhythm, some flow.Did I tell you the one about the whistling dervish?Damn its hard to whistle with a mouth so dry.Like rolling your face in glass just to ask for directions.Its a lot like purgatory.Just keep walking by the same rock...when all you wanted to see was a bluesmanhead to toe in red.Not for any particularly mischevious metaphor.Its just that in a sea of gray you miss the bright.In a song of cold, you want the burn.In the forced march of lifeyou justwant to                
Five Tips To Help You Easily Choose Your Wonderful Wedding Gown
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Tip 1: arranged a spending budget and attempt to stick to it. Unless you possess a loan provider account that could feed an whole nation for any yr or two, a spending budget is commonly a must. Cheap Plus Size Wedding Dresses It's unavoidable to go more than the spending budget sometimes, but owning an thought of how a good deal you're prepared to commit is commonly a excellent method of stopping yourself from overspending. Tip 2: shop with somebody you trust. It could be your mother, Cheap Mother of the Bride Dresses your sister, a near relative or your perfect friend; whoever you make a decision to go wedding gown buying with, make certain you can rely on that someone for being completely truthful and supportive at exactly the same time. owning a second,Wholesale wedding dress 3rd and fourth thoughts and opinions can support you create a much better option when picking out your wedding dress. Tip 3: locate out what wedding gown form fits you and whatever you will need to avoid. J
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Five Questions
1. How do we address the widening gap between rich and poor? 2. How do we protect the earth? 3. How do we educate our children? 4. How do we help Tibet and other oppressed countries and peoples of the world? 5. How do we bring spirituality (deep caring for one another) through all disciplines of life?The answer:If we have true compassion in our hearts, our children will be educated wisely, we will care for the earth, those who "have not" will be cared for.The Practice:    1. Spend 5 minutes at the beginning of each day remembering we all want the same things (to be happy and be loved) and we are all connected to one another.    2. Spend 5 minutes -- breathing in - cherishing yourself; and, breathing out - cherishing others. If you think about people you have difficulty cherishing, extend your cherishing to them anyway.    3. During the day extend that attitude to everyone you meet. Practice cherishing the simplest person (clerks, attendants, etc., as well as the "important" people in y
Five Vicodin Chased With A Shot Of Clarity
After all this time of asking questions Of trying to find something to quiet this soul I'm left alone within my mind into this self-made hell I delve It's not as hot as you think More so dark and cold with no room to breathe I'm sorry, I don't think it's going to be okay this time My heart has skipped its final beat It's beating me down onto the floor That must mean that the pills are working The glass isn't half empty this time I smashed it to the ground a long long time ago It shattered when it fell and I broke to pieces Each shard's another reason, another way to give up This skin is so tight that the air can't reach my brain There is nothing telling my heart to beat any faster To let me scream for help, I will never give up I will never take the easy way out This is life This is struggle This is love This is war
Five Situations Help You How To Use Led Lights For Cars Well
As we all know,the visibility is usually very poor at night. So when we drive at night we should control the led car bulbs rightly.Then how to control the led bulbs for cars when driving at night?Therefore, the use of led light bulbs is very important.Situation one:the car lights should be turned on at the same time with the street lights. If when it is bed weather such as cloudy, foggy or bad weather, you should turn on the light in advance to ensure a good the enough sight and make sure the driving safety.Situation two:you should turn off the led headlight and change the low beam light when there are traffic polices or when at the traffic light is only 30-50 meters away.Situation three:when you park your car on the road,you can turn off the headlight,you can turn on the low beam light such as led back-up light,led width-indicator light,led signal light or car led tail lights.Situation four:you should turn off the led headlight and change the low beam light when there are traffic poli
Five Finger Death Punch *under And Over It*
Yeah Go! Did you hear the one about me being a punk?Did you hear the one about me being a drunk?Did you hear the one about me losing my nerve?Or how I'm just another fucking sheep in the herd?Did you hear about the money, how it made me change?So funny to me, all the time that they waste.Did you hear the one about me giving a shit?Cause if I ever did I don't remember it.You can be me and I will be you.You can live just like a star.I'll take my sanity, you take the fame.I'm under and over it all.(I'm under and over it.)Did you hear the one about me playing the game?Selling my soul and changing my name.Did you hear the one about me being a prick?Did you know I don't care? You can suck my... Did you hear the one about me trying to die?Fist in the air and a finger to the sky.Do I care if you hate me? Do you wanna know the truth?C'est la vie... adi&oac
Fiverr
eBay, write on HubPages, or earn money in other places, so I was quite intrigued when I read about Fiverr on a friend’s blog. It is the place where you can offer to do anything for $5. What, I wondered, would people offer to do for $5?I’ve seen Fiverr described as a huge social experiment and I was rather surprised at the range of things people are willing to do for $5. You can have someone text you for a week, have someone sing to you in Chinese, have people bookmark your site or even rent a 3 inch square of real estate for a year. The possibilities are as endless as the people who subscribe.fiverrHaving made money on eBay, and recently started writing on HubPages, I decided to check it out, and here are my initial impressions.The Little Book of Missing Money: A Quick and Easy Guide to Finding Money that is Rightfully Yours    The Little Book of Missing Money: A Quick and Easy Guide to Finding Money that is Rightfully YoursAmazon Price: $11.21List Price: $15.95It's a Dirty
Five To Go
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Five Finger Death Punch-ashes
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Five Finger Death Punch-remember Everything
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Five-year-old Faces Suspension After Building Lego Gun
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Five Bitter Xiaode Breathtaking Reversal Lingka
The 2013 U . s . Tennis tournament enters another day Singles semi-final first MEN in Arthur Ashe Stadium started, top seed Djokovic captured after Australia open along with the 2011 tournament vintage snapbacks Championship and again cards for five-set matches within the forest. World first: 1-2 back from the recession next 2-6/7-6/4-6/3-6/3-6 4 12th consecutive defeat points, the fourth consecutive year, the finals. Last Scudetto, he's going to face rival Rafael Nadal.This really is Djokovic and Lin 15 in my career and, before this world of war, not merely on the record of 12-2 an absolute advantage and 11 times previously if they win, they may be individuals of Serbia. Is the fact that both played last year's Australia open, when points w stick for long games lamented be turned around. Stronger the strongest w Lin in last straight sets elimination of Champions by Andy Murray, showing fantastic status. Facing huge Djokovic and Switzerland are likewise needing to end the losing streak
Five Interceptions On The S
New York, NY (Sports Network) - San Francisco 49ers quarterback Alex Smith, New York Giants safety Stevie Brown and Green Bay Packers cornerback Davon House were recognized as the NFCs top Week 8 performers. Smith set an NFL record for most passes in a game without more than one incompletion or interception by completing 18-of-19 passes for 232 yards and three touchdowns in a 24-3 victory over the Arizona Cardinals to take home the offensive award. His 94.7 completion percentage is also the highest single-game mark in NFL history with a minimum of 15 attempts. Brown earned defensive honors with two interceptions, a fumble recovery and six tackles during a 29-24 victory over the Dallas Cowboys. He now has five interceptions on the season and picks in four of his last six games. House blocked a punt that resulted in a touchdown as the Packers downed the Jacksonville Jaguars, 24-15, to take home the special teams award. He is the first Packer to block a punt since Sept. 29, 20
Five Minutes
If I only had five minutes the day you passed away,I would have had time to tell you all the things I needed to say.I never got to tell you how much you mean to me,Or that you were the best dad, better than any man could be.The last time that I talked to youI wish I would have known.I would have said I love you,and kept you on the phone.If I only had five minutes, the morning you passed away,I'd give you one last hug so tight and see your great big smile.I'd tell you that I don't think I could live without you,not even for awhile.I'd kiss your cheek and take your hand and tell you it's okay to goAnd tell you that I'll miss you,more than you'll ever know.But you were gone so quickly,One last car ride you'd take.Before you even knew it, you were standing at heavens gate.Now God has called upon you,It's time to get your wings.To leave this life behind you,And enjoy all of heavens beautiful things.So wait for me in heaven Dad,Don't let me come alone.The day the angels come for me,Please be
Fix
When they read this...they will know it's for them::     When you try your best, but you don't succeedWhen you get what you want, but not what you needWhen you feel so tired, but you can't sleepStuck in reverseAnd the tears come streaming down your faceWhen you lose something you can't replaceWhen you love someone, but it goes to wasteCould it be worse?Lights will guide you homeAnd ignite your bonesAnd I will try to fix youAnd high up above or down belowWhen you're too in love to let it goBut if you never try you'll never knowJust what you're worthLights will guide you homeAnd ignite your bonesAnd I will try to fix youTears stream down on your faceWhen you lose something you cannot replaceTears stream down on your faceAnd I...Tears stream down on your faceI promise you I will learn from my mistakesTears stream down on your faceAnd I...Lights will guide you homeAnd ignite your bonesAnd I will try to fix you
Fix-ahead Lasagna
Ingredients: * 1 1/2 lb ground beef * 1/2 lb bulk pork sausage * 1 medium onion * 2 tsp minced garlic * 1 tsp salt * 1/2 tsp pepper * 1/2 tsp sugar * 1 can (14.5 oz) diced Italian-style tomatoes * 1 jar Bertolli (26 oz) 5-cheese pasta sauce * 1 jar Bertolli roasted red pepper pasta sauce * 1 jar Bertolli (26 oz) marinara sauce with wine * 1 container (15 oz) ricotta cheese * 2 eggs beaten * 1/2 cup shredded parmesan cheese * 1 box lasagne noodles * 1 lb. fresh mozzarella cheese, sliced thin 1 1/2 cups of shredded blend parmesan-asiago-romano-provolone cheese Method Brown ground beef, sausage and onion in large skillet. Drain off grease and put meat into a large pot. Add salt, pepper, garlic, sugar, tomatoes and pasta sauces to meat mixture. Stir well and simmer on low for 30 minutes. In medium bowl combine ricotta cheese, parmesan cheese and eggs. Spray a 9x13 deep dish or pan with Pam spray.
Fix A Fence At The White House
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C.; one from New Jersey , another from Tennessee and the third, from Florida . They go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me." The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me." The New Jersey contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700." The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?" The New Jersey contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence." "D
Fixated...
I have a breast fetish apparently. As well as being orally fixated. I don't know what that means, other than, possibly, I need sex. Just saying.
Fix A Blinky Nes With A New Pin Connector
If there's one thing that makes any old-school gaming aficionado mad, it's dealing with a funky old Nintendo. If you didn't have the money to buy a toploader or take extra care of your frontloading NES, it's probably doing "The blink" now. A lot of different methods have arisen to deal with that -- blow on the cartridges? Check. Jam two Nintendo tapes into the deck to push the playing one into the pins? Check. Slapping the side of your Nintendo repeatedly, hoping and wishing for some miracle so you can just play a game of Mario 2? Well...maybe. Continuing my foray into classic gaming, I'm going to show you how to fix this with $15, some rubbing alcohol, and of course, your old and trusty gray friend. Let's hop to it! So here we have our gray box of time-wasting goodness. So basically, the key to fixing this is a new 72-pin connector. let's take a look in the Nintendo and I'll explain a bit further what's going on. So this is the inside of the cartridge slot.
Fixation.
Cannot, breathe think... stutter/shatter The walls are breathing for me.   Steady. steady... It's damned, doomed. Remember when I was stable?     (me neither)
Fix A Broken Person.
He will come into your life and pretend to be the man of your dreams. As soon as he realizes you're in love and that your heart can't and don't want to fall out of love, he will show who he really is. Don't try to understand why he would do such a thing; some men are just build from pain they have been through and can only be good until you are trapped. Don't be trapped loving someone that is not there and never was to begin with, don't be taken for granted. Get out, move on... before you cut yourself trying to fix a broken person.  
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Fixed Sticking Points/levels..
i caused a bug last night while i was fixing something else, which kept some people from leveling up even though they had enough points. no points were lost, and you'll level up the next time you go to your homepage if you have enough points. sorry for the trouble! :) -mike
Fixed The Leveling Up Bug..
i caused a bug last night which kept some people from leveling up when they should have. i've fixed it, and your level will move the next time you get points (if appropriate)-- wuwu! -mike
Fixed On Me..
July 11, 2006 it is swollen loneliness that eats me from the soul i fight for freedom and i have lost all control. i dont know why, the moon looks at me so, i cant stop the stars they stay fixed on me, it is the way the clouds move as if the clothe my very way they cover my body in all i do as the night falls down on me. i feel this wind as it makes love to me spinning and twisting around me pushing me soul to the crashing place and washing me in aww touching all i am in very place i be you the wicked wind the lover in this dreami, into the pouring water flow my physical self reborn you blanket my everything lingering in your poision touch never telling you to go into my very depths i call you myself i am very still as the lover wind caressing my all, i taste you i taste the lingering of our last night, bring to me more of you thrashing wildly about for it is the win
Fixed Bug With Trackz And Skins!
hey folks, i caused a bug that was making it difficult for some people to create new skins and to enter new trackz into their profile. i've fixed it, so it should be back to normal now.... holler if you notice any issues with them! :-) -mike
Fixed
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The Fixed Version Of My Mistletoe...lol
Fixed_identity
I think “Identity” is very important to humankind cause it’s justifies certain people and cultures cause in another sense is the clarification for identities. By educating and providing us with social, political, economical, national, religious and cultural groups, the society in general offers us a wide range of roles to adapt or achieve, and we are rewarded if we do these roles as well as possible roles of teenagers, workers, business people,politicians, priests, doctors, spouses, parents, pensioners, Italians, Greeks. The traditions, the dispositions and the country where we live;they also enables us to do certain roles. This push, sometimes subtle and gentle, sometimes blunt and insolent, forcibly imposed or voluntarily accepted, modifies our nature up to a level that we may become fully identified with the designated or a adapted role . We may even stop to notice what adaptations we have made when we are emphasizing roles, assuming that what we are doing is participatin
Fixed Link
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The Fixer
I can fix that,your breakfast,your lunch,your dinner. I can fix that,your bed,your laundry,your home I can fix that,your heart,your mind your soul. I can fix that,your pain,your hate,your sadness. Who will fix me?
[...fixed?]
-in the offball sense.Ever think you'd get to the point where if you ate chocolate every day... you'd hate chocolate?... and I'll stop you right there if you already hate chocolate,the chocolate is a metaphor for something you thought you'd love every day........shit where'd I put my paycheck?Found it.Jesus christ I hate being a space cadet.anyway, we were talking about the important things right?Like whacking it and feeling nothing? Still finding that you hate 80% of your music collection, finding yourself willing to sacrifice god and country for a particularly wild looking piece of tail.Let's back up a smidge.There's a girland if I were to say that I HAVE a typeshe'd be it.If you've experienced thisgravitationyou'd know what I'm talking about.I've met hundreds of people by now that I felt I needed to.this is justlike falling off a fucking bridgeIf I were to pin this girl on the floor and start taking her in with bites and fingertipsit'd lead to sex and parting.It's not even an emotio
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Fixer.
It was the weird, polite way she told me my poetry was shit.But I always think about her around her birthday.I wouldn't say she was the only woman I ever loved...but maybe my intentions were the most pure then.Every day was a strange daze into adventure.I guess that's what crazy is. You never knew what to expect.So tonight, while I listen to the snow melt, I think about your porcelain pale ass parked on my porch, and hot-pink lips pursing around a cigarette.I miss you.The most.Maybe for the right reasons.Maybe for the guaranteed survival of our copper-haired race of pyromaniac geniuses.Maybe for the crazy shit you said in the dark.
Fix, Face & Forget
Psalm 31:23 “O love the Lord, all ye His saints: for the Lord preserveth the faithful.” Ty Cobb and Babe Ruth were two of the greatest baseball players of all time. Ty Cobb was known for his record number of stolen bases, and Babe Ruth was known for his record number of home runs. What you may not know is that Ty Cobb was also thrown out more than any other man in baseball trying to steal bases. And Babe Ruth struck out more than any other man in baseball! These fellows didn’t let their failures stop them, and neither should you! Fix your goal. Face your faults. Forget your failures. Failure in the Christian life is not final. Failure in the Christian life simply means you just haven't passed the first time. You are not judged on the number of times you succeed, but on the number of times you fail and keep trying. Maybe you or someone you know is feeling discouraged today. Remind them or yourself of the promise in Philippians 4:13. I can do everything t
Fixing My Bed
We got some red lights tonight and put them up around the top of my bed and I bought some sheer material and going to make curtains for the canopy of my bed.... can't wait to get it finished.. I will take pics of it when it's finished....that is if I can pry myself off my computer and get my sewing machine out.. LMAO
Fixing Your Private Folders
FYI:::::: In case you are having problems getting into someone's folders, or are receiving complaints suddenly that folks aren't able to get into your private folders all of the sudden...... Chrissy, aka ctexastornado@ CherryTAP has got the solution about suddenly everyone being locked out of the private folders... See her bulletin -- How to Fix Private Folders Thank you, Chrissy! Kat
Fixin' A Whole
ok, if you don't already know, I have worked with heroin addicts internationally for about 6 years now. A new non-profit group was set up near me, and I offered. This is a few years old, but since I sent it to them, you can read it too:) I recently read where a philosopher had stated that Anything is Everything. This would make sense in the world of addiction. If you can eat a piece of bread and be ingesting sunshine, because it rays nourish the grains that are grown to make the bread, heroin could certainly be seen as the earth and sky. You can justify that if the opium plant is grown in the dirt, and the dirt is part of the planet which was created in heaven, then shooting dope is just like firing a bit of God into your veins. Before to long, the gentle spring shower that was once your reason for using heroin has become a tsunami and you are trying to survive the storm hanging onto a raft, which you are constantly sticking needles into. Your life has become a series of horrific
Fix It!
There are days where I should have remained asleep, today was one of those days. When I am mad and angry, sad and upset, I seem to take irrational roads that lead me into an empty feild that has no start or finish. My sympathy to those that were destroyed in the war path of a goddess today. I will fix it.
Fixing It After You've Acted Too Emotional
Fixing It After You've Acted Too Emotional It's time for you to shift your thinking from fear, insecurity, uncertainty and idealism... and start finding ways to be the one who helps CREATE the DEEPER CONNECTION you want FOR YOURSELF. No relationship can work if you are consumed by doubt and insecurity - and he's not going to stick around and try to help you "fix" things. Learn how to bring positive energy and confidence to your life and relationship right here: http://www.CatchHimKeepHim.com/e/12833/ReadyForLove/ >>>>Question From A Reader Hey Christian, how are you? I purchased a copy of your ebook yesterday! It's amazing, it's like my new bible! Woo! Congrats! I was reading and got really scared when I started reading on page 124 about neediness. I have pretty much been doing nearly all off them! But yesterday I said to myself I would try to change! And I will for the sake of my relationship! I have been dating my man for a year this May. Do you
Fixin' The Fence!
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C.; one from New Jersey, another from Tennessee and the third, from Florida. They go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me." The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me." The New Jersey contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700" The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?" The New Jersey contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennesse
Fixing The Damn Car
Well in the last 24 hrs i have myself replaced 2 cv joints on my van I did the work myself and i have to thank my husband for buying that damn low rider cause with out us having work on that damn thing i would never have known how to so i have had fun doing it ill add pics later of how dirty i am well anyways love you all talks to you later Lp
Fixing Up To Sale????
So I want to sell my condo, and get a smaller place, to save money. However I am finding that in order to sell you gotta make improvements, that would make you want to stay. The problem with condo living is your at the mercy of the condo board, who is not always up with fixing up what needs to be done, and when they don't do there part it messes up what you need to up keep. Argh!!!!!! So the saga begins... scrubbing down walls in the morning. if I can get the rails down. gotta make some deals for carpet, and someone to do some drywall!!! Oh boy!!!
Fixing Me...
  Here for a few minutes... Well my efforts to improve myself are finally showing some results :) YAY me!!! Instead of spending hours and hours online trying to validate who I am, I went back to Limiting my online time and trying to organize my life. Because yes I have a problem with time flying right past me and never realizing it when I'm at my computer. Not even starting the never ending tasks that face us all. So I found a neat place to start... [www.flylady.com] Scheduling my cleaning and other things in my life is so very helpful. I'm still tweaking the daily routines and schooling myself to not self indulge..lol Not only was I finding my personal space being cluttered, but my mind and emotions became that way as well. So in an effort to improve me, my relationships and my world... I started to follow the plan as set forth by the FLY lady. I still check my messages here and when time permits I'll be back once in a while.And yes I will still pay out for the people I promised the
Fixing Me
She's doing it.  I don't know how.  Shes' fixing the places that were so easy to break.  It's been so long since someone could make me feel the way she makes me feel.  I don't know her yet, except in my soul.  But, that's the place where I need her most.  That's where she's fixing me.
Fixing The Mistakes
Mistakes are made by all of us. Some are worse than others. We look back on the things that we have done and think , how could we have been so blind. We think about the people that had tryed to warn us time and time again. At that moment you thought you knew what you were doing was right. It seems like the more they push you one way the more you pull the other. One day you wake up and your life is turned upside down and twisted all to hell. You realize that because of your poor choices people in your life are suffering. You just pray to God to forgive you for all the wrong you have done and to be with all the people your poorchoices has affected and caused pain too. Have faith in God and he will be beside you while you are fixing the mistakes.   By: Andrea   6-29-09
Fix: Ie Internet Explorer
So one of your friends, “not you of course”, has managed to nuke Internet Explorer and they are unsure how they did it. You’ve eliminated the possibility of viruses and adware, so this just leaves you and a broken IE. Before you begin to even consider running a repair install of the OS, let’s try to do a repair on IE instead.THE REPAIR PROCESSStart the Registry Editor by typing regedit from the Run box. Go to HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Active Setup \ Installed Components \ {89820200-ECBD-11cf-8B85-00AA005B4383} and then right-click the “IsInstalled value.” Click Modify. From there, you will change the value from 1 to 0. All right, go ahead and close the editor and reinstall IE from this location. /http://www.microsoft.com/windows/ie/default.mspxIF SOMETHING GOES WRONGIf messing with the registry and something goes horribly wrong, you can use “Last Known Good Configuration (F8 Safe Mode)” or a Restore Point to get back to
Fix It
FIX IT You have me backed into a corner bleeding from the jugular Trying to sew up the wound so I can smile for you And there you are with a knife in your hand, trying to cut open my chest to put my heart back. I hate to break it to you, you're no surgeon I'm bleeding out Fading fast Why does this final moment seem to last and last Breathing is shallow Pulse is slow I got nothin left What do you think of this show After all you are the co star A shocking finale I'm slumped on the floor Needle and thread in hand Trying to sew up the wound you created While you tried your hand at heart surgery Looks like a lose/lose situation I lost my life You're left holding the knife Curtains close Dead silence You cant take it all back What do the dead know about feelings And what's to become of my heart I'll take it to the grave I suppose 2/26/2012 
Fix Me?
Dusts off the little soap box and begins.... Anyone who seeks to "fix me or change me" can leave right now and please be careful the door doesn't hit you in the ass on the way out. I understand it confuses the hell out of some people when they run across someone who is completely different from what they consider "normal" but oddly enough that is not my problem. I am so tired of those well meaning people who seek to improve my way of life. Thinks...... Save me from my wicked ways?~ perks a brow Who's to say your way is not the one I should fear? I have seen your ways.. judging......... prying.... dividing... and blaming and yet from all of this I do not seek to judge but only ask for freedom from your efforts. Part of life is to walk the path meant for you. I found my path though it is not always smooth it is mine and I welcome it with open arms. Hops down and neatly tucks away the box once more.
Fix Me
The room is full but I am still alone, deep down inside there is nothing but pain. On the surface I am fine and immobile, inside I am broken, weathered ,and torn apart. Why do I go through the things I do? Does it really matter in the end ? Nobody really cares but me anyway. Ever fill if you weren`t around , you still wouldn`t be missed. Or am I just to hard on myself? Are we as human beings ever really satisfied ? With ourselves or where we are in life ? The headache returns and my body ashes once again . Sometimes I wish the thoughts would never even exist. Just stop all movement and actions , even time. Start over , maybe but with what I already know. Or at times just not even be here at all, as if I never existed in the first place. Bones popping , joints aching and lacking true sleep. Do I want a solution or just continue to wallow in my misery? The sleep I can get when I am died . Maybe I dont want anyone or myself to actually "fix me" !
Fix My Heart
Some days i just want to quit drop my love life, fed up that's it tired of being used and mentally abused It always ends the same starts with that mind game i tell myself things "things aren't fine" Just can't get rejection out of my mind Don't know how to fix my heart sometimes i just need to break up and have a re-start i always have things i want to say but end up just walk'n away What i really want is you to stay Why can't i just express how i feel my heart is here for you to take and steal I want to be swept off my feet someone who won't make me feel that same defeat.
Fix My Heart
Some days i just want to quit drop my love life, fed up that's it   tired of being used and mentally abused   It always ends the same starts with that mind game   i tell myself things "things aren't fine" Just can't get rejection out of my mind   Don't know how to fix my heart sometimes i just need to break up and have a re-start   i always have things i want to say but end up just walk'n away What i really want is you to stay   Why can't i just express how i feel my heart is here for you to take and steal   I want
Fix Me !
The room is full but I am still alone, deep down inside there is nothing but pain.On the surface I am fine and immobile,inside I am broken, weathered ,and torn apart.Why do I go through the things I do?Does it really matter in the end ? Nobody really cares but me anyway.Ever fill if you weren`t around , you still wouldn`t be missed.Or am I just to hard on myself? Are we as human beings ever really satisfied ? With ourselves or where we are in life ? The headache returns  and my body ashes once again .Sometimes I wish the thoughts would never even exist.Just stop all movement and actions , even time. Start over , maybe but with what I already know. Or at times just not even be here at all, as if I never existed in the first place. Bones popping , joints aching and lacking true sleep.Do I want a solution  or just continue to wallow in my misery?The sleep I can get when I am died .  Maybe I dont want anyone or myself  to actually "fix me" ! 
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Fix The Outhouse, Pa!
Fix The Outhouse, Pa! Maw is outside hangin up the laundry, when she hears Paw in the kitchen. Maw walks in and says, "Paw, get out there and fix that there outhouse." Paw says, "All right, Maw." Paw walks out to the outhouse, looks at it, and says, "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse!" Maw says, "Yes, there is. Put your head down in the hole." Paw says "I ain't puttin my head in that there hole!" Maw says, "Well you're gonna have to if'n you're gonna fix the problem!" Paw puts his head down in the hole (just a little bit mind ya) and he hollers, "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse!" Maw hollers, "Now pull your head out of the hole." Paw goes to lift up his head and he says, "Oww! OWW! Maw! MAW, my beard's stuck in the cracks in the seat!" Maw says, "Aggravatin', ain't it?"
Fix That Kid A Drink
I read a story in the Houston Chronicle the other day about a recently released study on teenage drinking. The article was your standard missive about how the country is going to Hell on a Hell-shuttle because teenagers are—shudder—drinking alcohol. In order to prevent teen drinking, Fred Becker of the Becker Institute in Carlsbad offers the following advice: “If a parent really wants to make a good impression on a child, take all the booze you have in the house and put it somewhere.” Whoa, hold on a minute there. It already is somewhere. It’s in the booze cabinet. If I put it somewhere else, then that’ll be the place where the booze is. Will I have to put it somewhere else again? Or is he suggesting I should spirit the spirits out of the house entirely? Like maybe rent a storage unit so that every time I want to make myself a goddamn drink, I gotta drive out to a storage unit to access my stash? Becker also said that parents should “stop drinking in front of their kids.” I
Fix The Trade Balance
Are we Americans as dumb as we appear --- or --- is it that we just do not think? While the Chinese, knowingly and intentionally, export inferior products and dangerous toys and goods to be sold in American markets, the media wrings its hands and criticizes the Bush Administration for perceived errors. Yet 70% of Americans believe that the trading privileges afforded to the Chinese should be suspended. Well, duh..why do you need the government to suspend trading privileges? SIMPLY DO IT YOURSELF, AMERIKA!! Simply look on the bottom of every product you buy, and if it says 'Made in China ' or 'PRC' (and that now includes Hong Kong ), simply choose another product or none at all. You will be amazed at how dependent you are on Chinese products, however you will be equally amazed at what you can do without. Who needs plastic eggs to celebrate Easter? If you must have eggs, use real ones and benefit some American farmer. Easter is just an example, the point is.. do not
Fix The Fence In Dc
See what happens when you privatize government bidding. Fix The Fence in DC Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House In D.C.; one from New Jersey, another from Tennessee and the third, from Florida. They go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some Measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I Figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew And $100 profit for me." The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then Says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me." The New Jersey contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to The White House official and whispers, "$2,700" The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other Guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?" The New Jersey contractor whisper
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Fix The Economy
            I love this plan!This was an article from the  St. Petersburg on Sunday. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on "How Would You Fix the Economy?" I thought this was the BEST idea. I think this guy nailed it! Times Newspaper Dear Mr. President,Patriotic retirement: There's about 40 million people over 50 in the work force; pay them $1 million apiece severance with three stipulations: 1) They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed. 2) They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed. 3) They either buy a house or pay off their mortgage- Housing Crisis fixed. All National financial problems fixed!!!  
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Fix The Bathroom On Your Way Out, Honey
Woman 1: Ted told me he's leaving. Woman 2: Are you serious? Woman 1: He tells me that every week. Woman 2: What do you tell him? Woman 1: I tell him, leave, but not before you fix the boiler you've been promising to fix for 5 years, and the pipes and that f-ing door that jams every time we close it....
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The Fixture
Wow...I just went and had my last buffet at the hotel social hour, and as it should be, it was taco night! hahaha. As Im departing sometime tomorrow, I hung around and had a chat with the matre d Alfredo who've Ive become pretty good chums with over the past 2 months. Whilst Im talkin to him, Angelina from catering comes up and bids ado, and then the staff comes out givin me hugs and handshakes, citing they'll miss my stories and my horseplay (Im always heckling everyone, even strangers). I had no idea I had become that familiar, now Im huggified and full of draft beer, and I think I might even be bit verklempt! lol *fans face* It was nice tho, and  have to admit, I am gonna miss this place a bit, good stuff, good times.  
Fix The Damn Site
Its so damn irritating to not be able to see the trail of things around you on your homepage. You can't see who likes you or rates you or buys you drinks or jack shit   I get the site went down two days ago!!!! But damn can't we get this working soon. Maybe they should give everyone some Fubucks or some bling to compensate for the inconvience of not being able to see the shit we can always see.  Not that they will do that or hell not that they will even ever see this rant. Fuck its just so damn irritating. You can see mumms and thats it. FUCK THAT>
Fixups Poem --- St. Nick & Tooth Fairy
FIXUPS ( C 2006 ) Josie Roberts "Take me to Tooth Fairy quick!" Said hiccuping St. Nick -- since "That sleigh step had a quirk & I bit the dirt." She told me once or twice That with doctors & nurses she can break the ice. If that applies when I break twice,a Perhaps I can avoid danger of rolls of dice. The luck of draw & rainbow heaven Is not something I want kids to be dreading. Keep the joy toy sleigh going, Even as corrections are flowing.
Fix You--coldplay
Fix You - Coldplay
Fix You
Fix you My heart has been broken Worse than anytime before The pain is overwhelming Too much for me to ignore It seems the more you love The further you have to fall I believed we had everything Then we went and lost it all I wanted for us to work I believed that we could So many mistakes we made It hurts more than it should I know that you suffered Losing your kids was the worst I could not make it better Even when I tried to put you first When your father died Another bruise on your heart It seems your life meant pain Right from the very start How could I possibly save you From 35 years of damaging distress Especially when your memories Meant anger and hate you did possess When you raised your hand to me I told myself that it was not your fault If only I had done more I thought I could have avoided the assault You spat in my face more than once To me that is worse then being hit You needed more than I could give I was finally forced to
Fix Yu
When you try your best, but you don't succeed When you get what you want, but not what you need When you feel so tired, but you can't sleep Stuck in reverse And the tears come streaming down your face When you lose something you can't replace When you love someone but it goes to waste Could it be worse? Lights will guide you home, And ignite your bones, And I will try to fix you, High up above or down below When you're too in love to let it go But if you never try you'll never know Just what you're worth Lights will guide you home And ignite your bones And I will try to fix you Tears stream down your face When you lose something you cannot replace Tears stream down your face And I Tears stream down your face I promise you I will learn from my mistakes Tears stream down your face And I Lights will guide you home And ignite your bones And I will try to fix you
Fi Yuo Cna Raed Tihs
Only great minds can read this This is weird, but interesting! ------------------------------ ------------------ ------------ --- ------------------------- fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it FORWARD ONLY IF YOU CAN READ IT
Fi Yuo Cna Raed Tihs, Yuo Hvae A Sgtrane Mnid Too
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
Fizzy Peach Quencher
Ingredients: * 3 medium peaches (peeled, pitted and coarsely chopped) * 3 ounces pineapple juice (about 1/3 cup) * 1/4 cup frozen lemonade concentrate * Ice 1 cup club soda Method Combine the peaches, the pineapple juice and the lemonade concentrate in the jar of a blender. Puree until the mixture is smooth and well blended. Fill 4 tall glasses with ice. Divide peach mixture among the glasses. Top each glass with 1/4 cup club soda. Stir gently to blend. Serve immediately. Notes: Wonderful thirst quencher on a hot day. Number of servings: 4
Fizzy Peach Quencher
Ingredients: * 3 medium peaches (peeled, pitted and coarsely chopped) * 3 ounces pineapple juice (about 1/3 cup) * 1/4 cup frozen lemonade concentrate * Ice 1 cup club soda Method Combine the peaches, the pineapple juice and the lemonade concentrate in the jar of a blender. Puree until the mixture is smooth and well blended. Fill 4 tall glasses with ice. Divide peach mixture among the glasses. Top each glass with 1/4 cup club soda. Stir gently to blend. Serve immediately. Notes: Wonderful thirst quencher on a hot day. Number of servings: 4
Fizzle's Rules
Hai! I dont like to clutter my front page with a giant disclaimer, so instead I put it in here: 1. if you dont have a salute, I probably wont take you seriously, anyone can just put up pictures of people and pretend to be whoever they want. 2. I will not "bomb" your page or help you in contests. If you are really that hard up for attention, go dance on the bar with a lampshade on your head. 3. If you dont hear from me, dont get butthurt, Im not on this site very often. 4. I only fan people who have truely captured my attention, not just because they have fanned me. 5. If you are easily offended you probably shouldnt talk to me, internet is serious business. All that aside, Im actually a fairly easy going, nice guy. Just dont have time for drama or bullshit. k thnx bai
Fizzle Faq
Hai! Thanks for actually taking time to read this, you've already proved your better than 90% of Fubar simply by demonstrating a level of literacy. This will be fun. I will post a few general and somewhat random questions in here, and if you want to add any other questions, I will update this. It will be fun! You know, like a trip to the dentist! 1. Whats your name? Ed 2. Are you left handed or right? Lefty 3. If you could have any super power what would it be? flight 4. How tall are you? 6 foot even 5. Are you gay? no 6. Are you single? lets just say, Im not looking, how about that? 7. What kind of music do you like? Just about anything, but I go thru phases. 8. Whats your opinion on metal legs? Its a risky operation, but I think it would be worth it. 9. If you could fight any historical figure, dead or alive who would it be? Stephen Hawkins, because I hate to lose. 10. What is best in life? According to Conan its: To crush your enemies, s
Fj Cruiser!!
Well after much thought, I desided it's me time. I just got me a new Toyota FJ Cruiser, VOODOO BLUE. This toy rocks, Check it out now because before long he will under go a massive change. It's a Toyota thang!!
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I remember now why I didn't fuck with dating... Sigh...
F**k
ive been a royal bitch the last few days unintestionly and my x has gotten the worst of it and i didnt mean to b so harsh and abrasive as she put it imunder a bunch of diffrent stressers and really not dealing very well i told her last night that it was always odd to me that shed fall asleep when we were talkig and she was drunk when i was trying to get her to answere a ? wich in retrospect is stupid bc by then normaly weve been talking for a while and drinking makes u sleepy after a while so dugh shes going to fall asleep but i hurt her feeling and no i feel horrible not how i wantd my birthday to go so this am instead of being happy as if i am trying to fix the mistakes i made lastnight not the most fun ive had the am of my bday o well thats what i get for being steessed o well hope all have a good day im going to try!
F%@k !!!!!!
I'm about sick of this shit. Smile! You're now in the online user bar!
F(*k
Man. Im unable to upload any more photos. My level isn't high enuff. What kind o shit is this? I guess ill get over it. Have a great Christmas everyone!!
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F*@#k!!!!!!!
that's all...just a virtual primal scream. now back to our scheduled programming......
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F**k A Voo Doo
yeah there's a an ass called "bad voo doo" talkin shit bout me...told u once i luv the fACT THAT LONELY STUID ASS PEOPLE TAKE THE TIME OUT THERE SORRY ASS LIFE 2 THINK OF ME..LOL!!! I fuckin rock & yeah say what u want, yeah u got me blocked like a lil scared bitch that can't take the heat so so yeah...stay out the kitchen punk ass... Later's all.... ninafuckinrocks
F@(k@ble
Fuckable: Why do men or women think that this is a compliment....Everyone is fuckable to someone. If your a woman your fuckable because you have a vagina... Men are fuckable because they have a penis..... Do you ever wonder what a person thinks when you tell then they are fuckable... well i'll tell you what i think about it. I know i am but that's not what i want to hear.....i want to hear that i'm a keeper someone that is worth more than a piece of ass....... Like Ex's why do they call you up thinking your gonna jump right back in bed with them I mean come on you broke up for a reason........ Don't get me wrong i have had sex with ex's just for that sake but the more i think about it the more i realize how wrong it was.....it just opens the door for them to think that's all your worth.......and after awhile you tend to believe that....... I know i deserve more than just a piece of ass ...... Some times when you break up with someone or they end it with you and you try to remain
F**k Buddies
F**k Buddies Current mood: hopeful So pay attention and take down notes - this class can change your (sex) life! If you take all my advice to heart, you'll definitely be on your way to a life filled with great recreational sex! Now, to our first topic: First Lesson : F**k Buddy 101 Ever notice that in some books, movies, and TV shows, there are men and women who have great casual sex with the same partner without the hassle that comes with committed relationships? Whether you call them casual relationships, "friends with benefits", or f**k buddies, they're all in it for the same agenda. What exactly are f**k buddies, and how do you get them? -------------------------------------------------- What a F**k Buddy is - and isnt -------------------------------------------------- A f**k buddy is someone that you're having sexual relations with, but without a committed relationship. There's a reason why f**k buddies are also called "friends with benefits" - it's
F**kbudies
Lets just do and and see what comes about.....hehehehe Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least one person on your Cherry tap that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "F*CK BUDDIES" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? You pussy, just do it! THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post as "F*CK BUDDIES", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery
Fkd-up One Liners
Again, I can not take credit for this one. It was written by a friend. Love Can Kill The Soul, and like I said, "Shes better than me". Stuff written in boredome...no idea what to call them Jesse came home in a good mood one day until he saw lying on the floor, his brother dead; his body covered in blood, and his right arm missing. The two little children were playing with needles until the first child lost grip of the needle, and it flew into the second one's eye. Ten year old Timmy loved to play games, expecially the one that had to do with his sister being hanged. Thomas and Joel played in a haunted house, hoping to see the spirit of Charles Manson. After he jumped off the building and was falling to the ground, he felt death's wings cover him. The sixth grade always made fun of Benji, so he entered the classroom with a bomb in his hand. Travis was a kid who didn't see people as people, but b/c of mental problems, he could only see them as demons. Mrs. Ma
Fkd Up Friday...
As a few of anyone knows that I was notified yesterday my job position had been terminated. I had moved to where I am at now to start over. I left miami, I left a good job (more to that part. lol I was gonna be homless in miami if I stayed and now if I stay here I will be homless.). There are a few people (friends that have expressed concerns and help) that have talked to me and know what my plans are and how thin those plans are exactly. I will be heading down to miami today and possably staying overnight to try to get my old job back. any way enouth of the boring shit.... I apprecialte all that has been said to me ... I will keep communication open .... I love all that love me back...
Fkd With A Roll Of Quarters
Last time I tried to change jobs in the company I was stalled off until they hired someone else and the general manager asked, didn't you want that job? Have you ever done to good a particular job that they wanted you right where you are? That is where I am at. This new job would be an upgrade in pay, position and working conditions but once again they are playing the same old game. Would love to change jobs in the company or somewhere else but we have the 3rd highest unemployment rates in the country so I am screwed
F**ked
Just had the most amazing sex and I got so wet :)
F@#ked Up
Damn it did things get f'ed tonite. I've been divorced since labor day and have finally gotten to the point that I can live again after all of the expense of the proceedings. Well my ex and I were trying to be friends and not hate each other like others we know and I was fine with that,hell we even had alittle fwb going on which was o.k. for a while. Anyway I've recently,very recently met some one else and we have very strong feelings toward each other. The ex shows about 2 hours ago thinking she'd repay me for building her new computer with a little booty call. Well I was on my cell with my new gf and she heard my conversation,not good for some reason. Were divorced right? Well things get out of hand fast she loses it starts alot of shit and hell raising. She trys to get my phone away to call my gf and start shit with her too. My gf lives about an hour away for now. Would she understand why my ex would be calling her at midnite,I don't think so. So I kept my phone away from the ex an
F**ked Up Day
WOW MY DAY COULDN'T HAVE BEEN ANY WORSE... MY HUSBAND MY NIECE AND ME WHERE DRIVING... MY HOME GIRL WAS BEHIND ME. I WAS BEHIND THIS COP WHO SWIRVED AROUND THIS CAR AND I DIDN'T SEE THE CAR. I SLAMMED MY BREAKS AND HIT THE CURB. MY HOMEGIRLS CAR GOT HIT FROM THE BEHIND AND HER ASS END OF HER CAR WENT UP IN THE AIR. I JUMPED OUT OF MY TRUCK AND WENT TO GET HER OUT OF HER CAR. I HAVE NEVER RAN SO FAST IN MY LIFE AND THEY SAY FAT PEOPLE SHOULD RUN...LOL ANY WAY WE ARE ALL FINE AND SHE ALMOST BEAT THE KIDS ASS WHO WAS DRIVING THE OTHER CAR.... IT IS HARD TO CONTROL A PUERTO RICAN WOMAN WHEN SHE IS MAD... I AM GLAD IT IS ALL OVER.
F**k Emotions!!!!!
Ok for my first BLOG on here, some of you might get a little pissed off, but I need to get this out! For those of you that know me I normally keep to myself pretty much all the time. I don't tend to trust people with even the simplest things in my life. So when I do meet someone and open up to them, it's rare to say the least. For me to love someone, and I mean TRULY LOVE someone, is even more uncommon. So here is the situation, I'm very capable of love, no matter what some people might think! If I give my love to someone, it is a gift. Take it or leave it, but it's theirs. That doesn't mean that I will not love other people too. It is possible to love more than one person! It also doesn't mean that I expect you to love me in return. The love I give is unconditional! I can't put a limit on how much I will love someone or what they have to do to keep that love. Also, when I love someone, I'm honest with them. To a FAULT!!!!!! I can't lie to someone and say "I love you" in the same
F**k Everyone Who Don't Like Me.....
I am sick and damn tired of every selfserving asshole i meet judging me....I could give a shit less if you like me cause i like me also if you think what you see is friggin weird then you oughta get to know the real me it would blow you sheltered little minds.anyway f**k it I'm goin 2 drink this day away!
F**k Everything Right Now (major Nsfw)
i am about to give myself an anxity attack nothing NOTHING GOES RIGHT EVER FORme !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! heather is such a lying LYING bitch she went and fucked everything for me to stay in oceanside i have to get and apartment with my father by sept 10th i am so fucked! from the accident i dont even knowhow bad yet im going to be in debts up to my ears I want cliff here NOW and thats looking like its going to be a million years before i get to see him Justyn is coming out so i have to find a place for him and kendra he has to go and fucking bring kendra made one more fucking hting harder. money is the root of allSHIT and im trying to call cliff back and he is on the phone im going nuts i wanna pull out all my fucking hair when will i ever be just okay and not in debt and everything one time for one FUCING DAY please let things go okay oh yeah even writing this i had to do ten million times because u cant fucking hit backspace on fubar oh no heaven forbid it fucking takes u out of the b
F**king Snow!!!
it is snowing AGAIN! sonw is good for biz, but, bad for spirits. i am ready for some sun!!
F**king Pissed..
** my best friends friend is dead...... Hero cop dies http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime_file/2007/07/14/2007-07-14_hero_cop_dies_.html Hero cop Russel Timoshenko - who was shot and gravely wounded after he and his partner stopped a car in Brooklyn early Monday - succumbed to his devastating injuries yesterday. The 23-year-old died in his hospital bed at 4:15 p.m. shortly after Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly said the brave officer's condition had not improved, police said. "The family is obviously still very distraught," Kelly said outside Kings County Hospital. A short time later several of Timoshenko's loved ones rushed inside sobbing. Timoshenko was shot twice in the face about 2:30 a.m. Monday when he and his partner, Officer Herman Yan, 26, stopped a stolen BMW in Crown Heights. Ex-con Dexter Bostick opened fire on Timoshenko from the passenger seat with a .45 caliber pistol, while Robert Ellis shot Yan in the arm using a 9-mm., police say. Bostick,
F**king Hackers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have encountered the dreaded thin called a hacker tonite! It followed me from lounge to lounge, called my friends unspeakable things and said some pretty unspeakable things about me as well! If you were insulted or hurt by anything sent and/or said tonite, I'll tey to make reparations as soon as possible! Love you all! I'm off for the nite. *kisses* Kk
F**kin Lil Boys
For all of you that may think I'm a bitch cause I ignore you or I tell you I don't want to talk. This is why I do it. I have a bf...which is why this asshole got pissed off. Sorry why would I want someone in Mississippi that I've never met when I have someone real here? Kyle Ford: FUCK YOU! sweetnessinevil: you'll never get that chance Kyle Ford: BITCH! sweetnessinevil: thanks I love that compliment Kyle Ford: WHORE! sweetnessinevil: nope not a whore or I'd be dating you too Kyle Ford: WELL TO ME U R sweetnessinevil: that's only cause you're pissed you can't have me sweetnessinevil: lol just like the rest of em Kyle Ford: UR GODAMN RITE IM PISSED OFF! sweetnessinevil: NOT MY FAULT Kyle Ford: I DIDNT SAY IT WAS sweetnessinevil: then stop disrespecting me sweetnessinevil: I have nothing to do with what goes on in your head Kyle Ford: I CANT DEAL WIT THIS N U RITE NOW
F**kin Fubar
Fubar has been broke for day's now I've had no shout box no mail now someone posts a contest on my profile and i went to deliet it since we have our own people in one and this is what i got Error: error finding comment.. give it a minute or 2 and try again. Why is it it seems since i became a paying member nothing is working? I'm even having trouble just trying to leave my home page GGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Fuckin fubar
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The F**kin News 09 23 06 by Deek Jackson
F**king Lounges!!!
damnit... tryin to create my own lounge n the bloody thing refuses to show my damn background image, even though it says its saved.. grr
F*king Tired Of It
You guessed it, I'm still sitting Shiva on the GodMother Quest. When I first made the statement I had several people come to me with statements like "OMG, you do all sorts of things for others, I can't believe you aren't a GodMother yet!" and "I'll be there every day till you Godmother". What did I get out of it? A couple of days of massive rates that were tough to keep up with, but I did a fair job of it, then nothing. It doesn't matter what I do for others anymore, it simply doesn't get returned. Even several members of my family made statements like "oh, you get back from vacation and you'll be at a point where we can level you as a family, i'll make sure of it." Again, I'm still 700k from leveling, and very little help. Hell, I've been a big part of leveling even our family founder, not only to GM, but to Disciple and then Profit. And on top of this, what's this attempt to level someone to PROFIT who's been here 6 months. This is bullshit, and I've had it. So, as much as
F**k In All 3 Holes
I thought about you all day at the office. So when I got home I couldn't help but play. As I strip I stuff my pantyhose in my wet pussy. Then I use my glass toy to fuck my pussy. After I cum I fuck my round ass. I cum so more. Then I suck on it. ATM (Ass to Mouth) This set is dedicated to Justin. You want your own set? Just email me. Don't forget to check out my newest videos: "Playing with Kitty" and "Shaved" XOXO Love XOXO Exotic Flame http://www.southern-charms4.com/exoticflame/photos.htm -- Hugs and Kisses Exotic Flame http://www.southern-charms4.com/exoticflame/main.htm
F**king Easter
For most of you who know me you know that my son is my everything my pride, my joy, my breathe, my blood, my soul. it's easter. I work 70 hours a week. I give everything i have into my son. he DOES NOT go without. out of a 700 dollar paycheck he gets 450 of it. my son will not go alone or unloved. I'm his father he is my everything I don't get to see him often. with all the hours i work i'm lucky to get him 3 or 4 days every two weeks. my grandfather is ill. extremely ill. his wish today was for my son to be there. when it came down to it i picked the phone up and called for him. i got the next two days off and i wanted it with him anyway. it's easter he should be with me. His mother has been meeting men off the internet for the past 9 months.. 37 new men to be total. I'm looking at it as a bad environment for my son. she is not taking care of him. well today out of all the wishes for my grandfather, when i went to get him she told me that i couldn't have him. she wanted to take him to
F**king Bullsh*t
As most of you know, I am unemployed, well now that I am out of work, the people at the childsupport office have decieded that I dont need money, and are taking money for back amounts, that I am paying on in the first place!! So now I have to pay 680.00 a month for childsupport, when my unemployment is only like a 1000.00!! WTF?? And the only thing I am told to do is go to court and file a bunch of paperwork, and wait for months on end to get a court date just so I can be told there is nothing they can do!! I pay 183.00 to two mothers, and 280.00 in restituion on the back, now they want another 162.50 a month!!! Holy Fucking Shit!!!! Guess if I lied to them all the time like most do, or was a Crackheaded with 9 babies, they would bend the fuck over backwards for me! But I am not so I get fucked!!! What about all the ones who dont pay? Do they go thru this? No!! You know why? I do....Its cause they know they can't get anything from them, and what about all these women who spend the chil
F---king Wake Up America
EXCELLENT LETTER: TEACHER SLAMS OBAMA This should be put on the front page of every newspaper. This administration is on the verge of ruining our Country, 3 3/4 years how much can he spend in that time? TEACHER SLAMS OBAMA April 17, 2009 The White House 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington , DC 20500 Mr. Obama: I have had it with you and your administration, sir. Your conduct on your recent trip overseas has convinced me that you are not an adequate representative of the United States of America collectively or of me personally. You are so obsessed with appeasing the Europeans and the Muslim world that you have abdicated the responsibilities of the President of the United States of America . You are responsible to the citizens of the United States .. You are not responsible to the peoples of any other country on earth. I personally resent that you go around the world apologizing for the United States telling Europeans that we are arrogant and do not care about their status in the wor
F*&kin N*gga What?!?
Check out this blog below, and feel free to share and post your comments and thoughts on it..I know alot of you have experienced something just like it... http://fubar.com/ain-t-that-what-y-all-been-calling-us-for-years/b332017-1150486 ...week's almost over!
F**k It!!!!
I feel a huge great big deletion coming on, this site no longer turns me on. Jen x
F**k Like A Porn Star
What is that really? I been hearing this phrase, but not one has been living up to it. What is wrong I would ask and I get the weirdest answers. 1. I'm a Gigolo baby.....Well you were the first Gigolo that I met that is not at the top of your game....(NEXT) 2. I work to 2 jobs and my girl be wearing me out......No bad answer--Your girl aint doing her job or you wouldn't be looking; so in reality she stop giving you some and the 2 jobs thing don't work cause you just called off to fuck me---FACE IT you have no fuck game and that is why you still aint getting none.....(NEXT)no call backs LMAO 3. O.K. you are 30 years plus with 10" plus why don't you know what to do with all that package? It is not my job to teach you........(NEXT) I can go on and on but I need help....What happen do I have to go back to the East Coast to get it right..............HELPPPPPP MEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!
F*$k Life!
Why does life have to be so screwed up? Honestly, what did I do to deserve all that is going on in my life? I know some say that you are dealt a hand of cards and your life will go how you play them, if you don't play them you lose them.. which seems to be happening to me. I have had a pretty rough life the past 6yrs, when i was 19 I moved out of my parents house and was jumping from place to place not knowing where I would be staying each night and partying all the time(which was fun at the time). All I did was drink and do pills. I finally moved up to GA with family and thought I had met a nice guy who was in the army until I moved in with him and he started to abuse me. Then I met my ex-husband, who was the sweetest most caring guy I had ever met in my life, and actually treated me with respect. We moved into together with a friend of his, things were great  in the beginning we were happy and I loved him with all of my heart, I fell fast and hard. Met his family which accepted me wi
Fk Luv
ALMOST 4 MONTHS AGO I MET THIS WOMAN AT WORK. AT FIRST, SHE WAS QUIET DIDNT SAY MUCH. A FORMER CO-WORKER TOLD ME SHE KNEW THE GIRL AND TOLD ME TO WATCH OUT CAUSE SHE WAS A @3$. SO, I MADE IT A POINT TO TALK TO HER SEE WHAT KIND OF CHARACTER SHE HAD, AND IF WHAT I HEARD WAS TRUE. A SWEEKS WENT BY SHE STARTED TELLIN ME PERSONAL THINGS ABOUT HER RELATIONSHIP ABOUT HER AND HER MAN. SHE TOLD ME HE WAS VERY ABUSIVE MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY. SHE SAID HE DIDNT WORK AND TOOK HER PAYCHECKS FROM WORK. SHE EVEN TOLD ME WHEN SHE GOT IN THE CAR ONE DAY FROM WORK HE JUMPED OUT OF THE BACKSEAT, SO THEN I KNEW HE WAS MENTALLY UNSTABLE. EACH DAY SHE TOLD ME OTHER THINGS HE WOULD DO TO HER. SEH TRY TO CONVICE HERSELF THAT HE LOVED HER, I TOLD HER A MAN THAT WOULD DO THE STUFF SHE TOLD ME DOES NOT LOVE U, AND A REAL MAN DOES NOT PUT HIS HAND ON A WOMAN. AT THIS TIME I GREW VERY FOND OF HER AND I GREW FEELINGS FOR THE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME SHE LIKED ME AS WELL, HOWEVER SHE SAID SHE HAD TO CALL IT OFF WITH HER
F**k Men
There are certian men on here that are stupid ass holes you talk to them for a few and then after that their fucking jack ass then u asked if u did anything wrong for them not to talk to u and they fucking ignore you what the fuck is worng with fucking people these days you know it would be ok it they told u they dont want to talk to you people like this piss me off so much
F**k Me Baby, F**k Me
1. Would you fuck me? 2. What positions would u fuck me in? 3. Would u lick me? 4. Would u fuck me hard? 5. Would u fuck me the first night u met me? 6. Would u let me pull ur hair while I fucked u? 7. Would u fuck me in the shower? 8. Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then fuck me? 9. Would u have 3-some with me? 10. What about me makes u want to fuck me? 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we fucked? 12. Where would u fuck me? 13. Would u fuck me in front of people? 14. Would u fuck me again? 15. Would u mind if i fucked like a porn star? 16. Are u gonna re-post this to see if and how i want to fuck u? anyone that feels this out send to me..lol
F**k Me!!!
OH this should be interesting... CAUSE.... YOU GOT F**KED!!!!! That's right, time to start the game. Post this to see how many will sleep with you! How many will kiss you! How many will marry you! How many will have your kids or you want them to have your kids! How many will make love to you! How many want to make out with you! And the catch? If you want to do these things to the person who sent this. LET THEM KNOW!!!! Don't hide, don't be bashful. Tell them and they might thank you for it. Give them the opportunity to respond by Reposting!!!! If you don't. You will have some bad luck.
F**k Michigan
O, we don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan The whole state of Michigan, the whole state of Michigan We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan, we're from Ohio We're from Ohio...O-H We're from Ohio...I-O O, we don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan The whole state of Michigan, the whole state of Michigan We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan, we're from Ohio
F**k Myself.
A girl once loved me it is true. WHen we broke it off I was blue. But she got pissed and said fuck yourself. Now it's me and no one else. I smile now as I touch myself. A bottle of lotion goes a long way. I'd rather do me than you anyway. Now I see her envy's bare. But I fuck myself so I don't care. Now she wants to have a ride. Yeah now she wants me all inside. But to late told her goodbye. Wanted to talk I had no reply. Because I was busy you see? Having fun just fucking me. I'm all alone I'm by myself. Making a fist and giving me hell. It feels great it's fucking grand. Just sitting here and fucking my own hand. Now you say you want to do me too? It's kinda sad I feel bad for you. For you see why would I bother? Got my hand lubed up and don't need to conversate. Don't gotta coax or take it on a date. Just kinda smile and put it down. I jerk myself all around. You can bet you'll never beat it. I fuck myself and when I do I mean it. Now the ladies
Fkn Awesome Writing
THIS WAS ON A WHIM...ME AND A BUDDY JUST STARTED WRITING BACK AND FORTH RESPONDING TO EACH OTHER AND THIS IS WHAT CAME OUT OF IT...I LOVE IT BECAUSE IT JUST FLOWED.  LOVE TO DO THIS AGAIN WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS THE SAME WRITING STYLE AS MYSELF.  HIT ME UP!!!   Eric: am a man who lives in solitude, never knowing what pain I bring you. I raise my fists just to break on thru. All the voices in my head try to make it true. I am a man filled with attitude, I can feel your hate all the way thru. It would be so easy for me to kill you, mark my words, I will crush you. You'll always see me, you'll always need me. You'll never last one minute without me.   Java:   My madness is inverted, I am a woman who lives within...my sweet smile fools you, you dont recognize my evil grin. The thoughts of pain and torture run rampid behind these eyes...but the look of virgin sweetness is my mask,my disguise. Attempt what you must, my soul holds no fear...take your fists and break on thru, for you I she
Fk'n Bored
Holy shit...I am so damn bored today...anybody got anything good? Need some distractions...help. Ready to start drinking... /blah
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FknCrazy is on her way to FuKing... She needs your help to get there... 108k points stand in her way... Show this wonderful lady some good Fubar LUV...She is always giving to others... Let's give her some now... Rate her... Fan her... Add her... Comment her... Bling her... She returns love too! Rate her Screenshots Folder for a tag Start with this pic () Rate her ME Folder for a tag... Start with this pic () Private message Carrie and let her know which folder(s) you rated and which tag(s) you would like... Be sure to tell her the name you want on the tag as well... Tag 1 - Nothing Compares to You Tag 2 - Purple Flowers
The Fkn Deal..
1. A LOYAL,HONEST,FUCKING REAL friend. What else do you require?   What I will not be. Nor fucking tolerate. 1. A fucking shoulder to cry on. This is fubar. Not Dr. Phil.. 2. Someone to amuse yourself with among your fucking yahoo messenger pals. 3. Someone to tell you how to keep your man,understand your man,or get your man back. If you are having all those issues,then maybe you need a shrink,not a friend. 4. A smart ass of any type. Give me any shit and....I DELETE YOU. PERIOD. 5. Someone who is one minute a pal when it suits a need or want. And the next no where to be found nor heard from. Couldnt squeeze a fucking grunt out of their ass,must less a hello. If this is you....FUCK YOU IN ADVANCE...now get to fuckin steppin. Joe Schmoe is the next profile over. 6. Someone who constantly needs to be rated or told how hot they are. If I think you are hot...trust me. I have no issues in saying so. If you are this vain in personality...GET TO FUCKIN STEPPIN...shallow bitches need
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FKN NEWZ In Burma protesting generals demand opression explotation and torture must continue. In new york visiting President of Iran warns of Americas nuclear ambitions. In the UK Gordon Brown has a hair cut , says nice things and wears a suit. hello delusional shoppers welcome to the fukin news Im brand new here are the headlies tonight....
F**k Off
Really! Everyone must wonder just what that means. Well it's the latest shirt I'm about to blog about. The design is actually an oldie that I've dusted off due to a recent conversation my husband had at subway. Its probably a long story and not as funny unless your there, but as he ordered his usual sandwich (he always gets the same thing) he conversed with the spot ridden teen over the true meaning of the shirt (he was wearing a very old one that's faded, stained and well I just can't get him to burn it). He pointed out the process of folding the shirt to reveal its meaning. Needless to say the subway cashier was suitably impressed and requested where he could buy such a vile shirt! Well here at DeXine Graphic Concepts is the answer. The astute among you have already worked out that by folding the design horizontally so the dots touch you create a colorful phrase that really lets people know you don’t want to be bothered by them. My husband likes to wear this shirt on days his t
F**k People Are Pothetic Can't Even Open These
the least u can do is copy this link and repost somewheres please show this family u'r thoughts and prayers are with them.....also feel free to rip the pic from my default folder. http://www.myspace.com/kristyreynolds
F**k Racist Ignorant People!!!
Okay now I am HOT and PISSED! This ignorant fukka is rating my stashes and comes to a pic of Gwen Stefani and leaves a comment saying..."too bad she forgot she's white" so i send him a shout as shown below, well dayummm, yep everyone is entitled to their opinion, but Don't bring that bunch of shit to my page unless I ASK for it....I don't believe the MO FO even knows that my Fiance/Master/Love of my life is B L A C K and I am COLOR BLIND!!! Man, if any of you others feel the way the azz below has demonstrated, for real, keep it away from me or get off my friends list COMPLETELY because I will NOT TOLERATE IT! UNDERSTAND?? Thanks!!!!!!! ~~~~~Convo between dumb fukk and i...needless to say, i blocked his sorry WHITE LIL PENIS AZZ!!~~~~ ->Mentally I...: well u shouldn't have just dropped a comment like that because it's an ignorant /racist comment.....keep it off my page, in case u didn't know....my fiance is Black, and I am color blind and i do / will not tolerate i
F**k Starbucks
subject: F**k Starbucks if u care read and pass on date: 2007-11-27 19:49:27 Guess I won't be drinking Starbucks anymore! ! ! Body: Recently Marines in Iraq wrote to Starbucks because they wanted to let them know how much they liked their coffees and to request that they send some of it to the troops there. Starbucks replied, telling the Marines thank you for their support of their business, but that Starbucks does not support the war, nor anyone in it, and that they would not send the troops their brand of coffee. So as not to offend Starbucks, maybe we s hould not support them by buying any of their products! I feel we should get this out in the open. I know this war might not be very popular with some folks, but that doesn't mean we don't support the men and women on the ground fighting street -to-street and house-to-house. If you feel the same as I do then pass this along, or you can discard it and no one will never know. Thanks very much for you
F**k This Shit
my only bulletin and only blog post b4 this blog NOT ONE person read cept one person i asked.......guess only babies fighting for there lifes are important not the family i know who is going through a tough trial for the murder of there son.....DON"T ask me for help in anything since nobody can even take the five minutes to read and repost my last stuff.....peace fucking out
F**k That S**t!
(rant) you know what fuck that shit i'm tired of all these winey ass bitches in the world asking why don't u do this or do that. right now i'm sittin here typing this and dj'in on a internet radio show.... yes playin MY MUSIC not shit ppl are requesting if u don't like my fuckin shows don't fuckin tune in cause god knows i RARELY tune in to half the other shows simply because i don't wanna hear their music. and ppl who think they can sound sexy and cant need to keep their mouths shut. fuckin skanks don't know what the fuck they doin i swear to all that is holy i will fuckin go insane SOON! (/rant)
F**k The World Day
What a day it would be If I didn't have to deal with reality Where I wouldn't stress myself over home and school Don't have to deal with everyday fools Just forget all the bullshit And just be happy listin to some music I'll fall into an abyss all cloudy and blue Because like I'd said, I'm not dealing wit reality Fact I wouldn't have to care about my health and weight just gauging on hot wings, sugar cookies, and dr pepper What couldn't be better Just being in a happy mood swing Relaxing and doing my own thing Not caring bout what dumb folks say Cause far as I'm concern, it's "f**k the world" day
F**k This F**k**g Vicious Bitch Of A Life Cyle!
im just really fucking pissed off and this is plainly me letting out my frustrations because i feel that if kept in i will explode internally causing me to lash out externally....idk y i put it that way but i figure thats what a shrink would say....ok how can you go through life trying different ways to handle situations only to come up in the same result...it pisses me off because i really dont get what it is im doing worng....yet it seems the most unintelligent human beings have found some form or love or lust whatever the case is...they have someone who chooses to see them every nite....i dont get it...i tried listening to what women want and than i try to provide that...and i get the awe how sweet ur a great guy...oh yea my asshole boyfriend who beats mean and calls me a slut is here to pick me up...or the one girl that got out of a 9 yr relationship and wants to go out and experience life only to have been casually hanging out with you and seeing the ex inbetween...or u fall for t
F--k This World
So this is gonna be my venting blog, its probably going to have very provacative text and is not intended for immature audiences, if you have a weak heart you should leave now, as for you mind being blown that is solely your own responsibility. This world we live in today is corrupt, but thats stating the obvious, but it seems to me like everyone turns a blind eye to it, like its not there, theres no global warming, theres no chance crazy religious or political nuts are going to go insane and bomb idolized architechture of American Citizens, yet this shit happens everyday, and worse, our own government lies to us about things that we deserve to know about. Fuck this coddling bullshit, when i was being raised as a child i got my ass beat with the belt for bad deeds, when i ran away from momma mom told me there were men in the world that would snatch me up and rape me, and that scared the fuckin shit outa me, so i never ran, the largest common fear that all human beings share is the unkn
F&%k U Fakers
ok so i woke up on the wrong side of the bed but FUCKING FUCK im sick of the fakes - grow up - i am no fucking barbie doll but at least i put up pics that are of me - i mean really u are reading comments that ppl are writting about other ppl NOT YOURSELFS u dumbass losers am sick to death being over taken in the rankings and legends by fake ppl who rip other porn queens pics i cant fucking compete with that so grow some fucking balls and put real ones up and stop stealing other ppls it like since we got rid of oneclickvicky they have multiplied by the friggin dozen GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TO ALL U FAKERS U FUCKING FAKE WHORES!!!!! [[now i feel much better]]
F**k Walmart!!!
I know a shitload of people shop at this behemoth of retail, and if I offend anyone, it's not truly intentional, but as a common fixture in communities, and as a staple for many families for the necessities of life, I can't stand how this corporation does business. If they can put a barcode on it, they'll sell it, NO MATTER HOW USELESS IT IS!! I was shopping for some dvds, and they have this big "2-pack" push, where they put two movies in one package, and the movies have nothing to do with each other. I can understand if they have some common link, like a certain actor or a common theme or plot. But what do Schindler's List and Legally Blonde have in common? I don't know either, but you can own both for only 12.99. And they don't sell "explicit" music unless the "content" is edited, even though message the artist is trying to convey isn't blocked. However, not even 5 feet away from the music section, you can buy the UNEDITED, UNRATED version of some gory, violent, or graphically
F**k Ya Guts Out
F**k You All
This is such a crock of shit....seems like the ONLY time anyone wants to "so called" give me the time of day is when it is covient for THEMSELVES wtf!!! I am sick and fuckin tired of when ya try and talk to someone they COMPLETELY blow ya the fuck off as its not "convient" for them!!! Makes me think to my self wtf or why the fuck do i even stay on here? People i think are my friends but just seem to come around when it is "convient" for them so guess what.....Fuck you and the rest of you fucked up people that claim to be who ya are and so forth!!! As far as iam concerned Iam NOTHING TO YOU or ANYONE else....best thing to do is just sweep me away as the dirt thats on the street....when i really need someone they are NEVER there....when i need a shoulder to cry on each and everyone of ya say "oh heres mine" but then turn around and ya turn ya back on me like usual...Or the men that sit here and say "oh iam not like that" but turn around and are EXACTLT what they say that arent... SO F
10 F--k You's Of Fubar
Fuck you number ONE Fuck You number ONE. To the people who have like 25,000 friends; Are you fucking serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic. Fuck you number TWO. Don't ever post pictures and say: "OMG, I'm so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. If you do you're a fucking moron. Fuck you number THREE. NOBODY cares about threats over the internet, so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics; Even if you win, you're still retarded. Fuck you number FOUR. Quit crying because you're not on someones Family. Who cares?!? ITS FUBAR!!! If you really cared that much, you would pick up the damn phone! Fuck you number FIVE. Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "What's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up, Asshole.... Fuck you number SIX. 6th gra
F**k You All
IM GANA BE STRAIGHT FORWORD RIGHT NOW. I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK WHO YOU ARE. I DONT LIKE YOU. DO YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE IN ANY GIVEN SITUATION YOU WONT DO A DAMN THING FOR ME. THERE ARE EXCEPTIONS. THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE. AS FOR THE REST OF YOU. STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE.
F**k Your Metal!
Yo beat's are so flat so unsteady. You are wearing black and lookin heavy. You must be on that metal shit. I think it's time for you to quit. FUCK YOUR METAL! Yo shit ain't heavy and your words are petty. FUCK YOUR METAL! You yell out in rage but it's all staged. Here we go your talking shit now. All you say is fuck or bitch I'm not wow'ed. You ain't impressing anyone with your skills. You ain't scarey with your threats to kill. FUCK YOUR METAL! Like you can understand it anyway. Dealing with your pussy shit should double my pay. FUCK YOUR METAL! Your shit ain't hardcore I've heard better beats dropped at a dime store.
F00k You In The A$$!!!!
· babyangel Owner... invited you to the lounge: Home of the Brave! send me a lounge invite & i block your ass, k!!!! oh & when should i activate my fancy auto 11s...or should i just let it go to waste? i'm not leveling anytime soon, i'm not as cool as footie at being a point whore.
Fk You
Alright let me start from the begining well for one i started talking to this great guy well he seemed that way at the time..  were listening to each others problems just talking on yim and all that for a while then after a week or so we started to talk on the phone, but i didn't actualy think anything was going to come out of it     cause at the time i was dealing with other shit and he was just there to talk to but the more i talked to him the more i liked him which seemed that he did like me as well so we agreed to be seeing each other yeah yeah long distance stuff never works   2 months go by im growing more fond of him which he now says i was clingy to him  but almost 3 months i fell for this guy which was weird cause i hadnt felt like that about anyone in so long..an now..i was scared to tell him an when i did he told me the same NEEDLESS TO SAY i found out he lied about that claimed he was going to come an visit me on my birthday in february..which he said he got in a car a
Flabby!!
WHO CARES HOW OLD YOU ARE, LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST... "Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, 'Holy shit .... What a Ride!!'"
The Flag Thang
100_0336 Hosted on Zooomr just wanted 2 say a few things about the flag pic i have on LC. that's the flag that i looked at every day @ my last job. i loved that flag. this is the new one they put up.... for probably at least 6 months i griped about the last flag because it's edges were so frayed.... and then one day there was this one. i dont have a flag @ my house but when i drive to and from work (84mi round trip) i always notice the flags that are waving. the flag is such a powerful symbol for the ppl of the USA i think or at least for me. it makes me feel good to see it. so even tho the ppl at my last job thought i was weird for talking about the flag flying outside the window and even addressing it as "my flag" i still enjoyed it everyday that i was there. and esp when the wind was blowing and it was waving proudly like it was when i took this pic. there are a lot of things i don't agree with today in my country.... i wish things were the way they were "back when" honesty and
Flags
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Flagnmac Adventures
9/29/06 FlagnMac And The Tale Twister By P. A. Hickman (All rights reserved/this is copy righted material)(You rip this with out my permission and you are in big TROUBLE - Just ask, most times I will say yes.) *** FlagnMac was not huge for a dragon, but he was not really small either. He was, as dragons go, an average Joe with nothing to make him stand out in the crowd. He had average abilities in all the draconic skills and was fair at Fire Breathing, Ice Shots, Burning the odd village or two, killing elves with his claw shots and scratches (that he like to call his "bling" effect), etc. He truly did not have anything that would make him stand out against the sea of his brethren except for one thing ... His beautiful singing voice. (Installment 1 of "FlagnMac and The Tale Twister- More to come on the next blog) *** 9/30/06 He had a voice that could make a mother cry, a lover swoon and angels weep. When he sang,
Flag Burning
Just thought i would tell all you guys how embarrassed i am that a 17 yr old Lebanese burnt our flag & urinated on it in the Cronulla riots here in sydney i think if you cant respect your flag you shouldnt live here we should honour it & respect those who died for it. No matter whether you are American, Australian, Camnadian or english respect your flag no matter what. I think its a disgrace things like this happen if you dont respect it then do us all a favour & get out!! We should all honour it & those who fought for our country. Enough said.
Flag Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 15 min Makes: 12 servings, 1 square each 2 pt. strawberries 1 pkg. (12 oz.) frozen pound cake, thawed, cut into 14 slices 1-1/3 cups blueberries, divided 1 tub (12 oz.) COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, thawed SLICE 1 cup of the strawberries; set aside. Halve remaining strawberries; set aside. LINE bottom of 13x9-inch baking dish with cake slices. Top with sliced strawberries and 1 cup of the blueberries. Spread whipped topping evenly over berries PLACE strawberry halves and remaining 1/3 cup blueberries on whipped topping to create a flag design. Refrigerate until ready to serve. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Healthy Living Trim 40 calories and 6.5 grams of fat per serving by preparing with fat free pound cake and COOL WHIP LITE Whipped Topping. Check Out Our Website For the Healthy Living Version of Low-Fat Flag Cake. Nutrition (per serving) Calories 210 Total fat 11g Saturated fat 9g Cholesterol 65mg
Flags On The Christmas Tree
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Flag This...
This was apparently marked by the Cherry gods as NSFW. Umm... Pardon, but what part of the NSFW policy does this violate? It's a close-up shot but not my primary. It's not nudity. So it's my breasts. Big deal. People like them so I took a picture of them. People like my eyes, too... if I post a close-up of them, will it also be flagged? Whatever.
Flag Of Our Fathers
I went today & saw this movie today. IT was GREAT & A MUST SEE. I love the narration at the Begining & ending of the movie. Plus the Real Pictures during the Credits.
Flags On The Mantel
hEY PLEASE READ THE TRIBUTE MY HUBBY WROTE AND LET US KNOW WHO YOU FEEL.. I wanted to say THANK YOU to all for the support, even though i am inactive now, I still bleed RED, WHITE & BLUE!! I also still have six of my brothers who are there. This is for them "MAY YOU ALWAYS FEEL THE RECOIL AND SEE THE RED MIST, SEMPER-FI MY BROTHERS, COME HOME SAFE we would much rather have you than the flag on the mantel! That is the flag we fight for; however, Let us not lay any more flags on the mantel,and if we must then we shall do it with HONOR, and RESPECT!!You will ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED!! To all of the troops, "WE WILL KEEP THE CANDELS BURNING UNTIL YOUR SAFE RETURN!!" GOD BLESS THE CORE, AND ALL OF THE TROOPS. SEMPER-FI MY BROTHERS!!
The Flagger Strikes Again....
damn i just got 4 pics flagged....you think the fuck who does this would have enough balls or boobs to send me a message....or just stay off my page the twit
Flagers
for someone to falg silly pics as nsfw really needs to grow the fuck up... point blank ........ you tell me how a shirt that says rehab for quoitters is nsfw and two girls kissing is.... it must be a real bad addict hiding from the truth
Flags Of Our Fathers
Flag Draped Coffin
This has been around before but is a nice reminder! MEANING OF FLAG DRAPED COFFIN Coffin All Americans should be given this lesson. Those who think that America is an arrogant nation should really reconsider that thought. Our founding fathers used GOD's word and teachings to establish our Great Nation and I think it's high time Americans get re-educated about this Nation's history. Pass it along and be proud of the country we live in and even more proud of those who serve to protect our "GOD GIVEN" rights and freedoms -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hope you take the time to read this..... To understand what the flag draped coffin really means..... Here is how to understand the flag that laid upon it and is surrendered to so many widows and widowers. Do you know that at military funerals, the 21-gun salute stands for the sum of the numbers in the year 1776?
The Flag
The Flag of the United States of America If this doesn't give you chills, you should pack up and move on to another country. I Am the Flag Of America I am the flag of the United States of America. My name is Old Glory. I fly atop the world's tallest buildings. I stand watch in America's halls of justice. I fly majestically over institutions of learning. I stand guard with power in the world. Look up and see me. I stand for peace, honor, truth and justice. I stand for freedom. I am confident. I am arrogant. I am proud. When I am flown with my fellow banners, My head is a little higher, My colors a little truer. I bow to no one! I am recognized all over the world. I am worshipped - I am saluted. I am loved - I am revered. I am respected - and I am feared. I have fought in every battle of every war for more then 200 years.I was flown at Valley Forge, Gettysburg, Shiloh and Appomattox. I was there at San Juan Hill, the trenches of France,
The Flag Flies High
The flag flies high today the tears are falling we havent forgotten the price you paid. We will always remember the hero you were. You gave your life so we could be free. We will never forget. The flag flies high today the tears are falling we wont forget the unknown soldier who gave his life , so that we could go on. The flag flies high today in honor of the soldier who fought for our country and died a hero.
Flag Day
Today is June 14, which is flag day in the U.S It will fly proudly outside my teepee. How about yours? I posted this in a Mumm, come on over and put your vote in. ( link to the mumm in on my webpage on the top rightside)
Flag Of The Free
Animated Gifs Flag of the Free Look at the flag as it floats on high, streaming aloft in the clear, blue sky. Rippling, leaping, tugging away, gay as the sunshine, bright as the day. Throbbing with life, where the world may see, flag of our country, flag of the free! What do we see in the flag on high, that we bare our heads as it passes by. That we thrill with pride, our hearts beat fast, and we cheer and cheer as the flag goes past. The flag that waves for you and me, flag of our country, flag of the free! We see in the flag a nation's might, the pledge of a safeguard day and night. Of a watchful eye and a powerful arm, that guard the nation's homes from harm. Of a strong defense on land and sea, flag of our country, flag of the free! We see in the flag a union grand, a brotherhood of heart and hand. A pledge of love and a stirring call, to live our lives for the good of us all. Helpful and just and true to thee, flag of
A Flag That Doesn't Fly!
THE FLAG THAT DOESN'T FLY Between the fields where the flag is planted, there are 9+ miles of flower fields that go all the way to the ocean. The flowers are grown by seed companies. It's a beautiful place, close to Vandenberg AFB. Check out the dimensions of the flag. The Floral Flag is 740 feet long and 390 feet wide and maintains the proper Flag dimensions, as described in Executive Order #10834. This Flag is 6.65 acres and is the first Floral Flag to be planted with 5 pointed Stars, comprised of White Larkspur. Each Star is 24 feet in diameter; each Stripe is 30 feet wide. This Flag is estimated to contain more than 400,000 Larkspur plants, with 4-5 flower stems each, for a total of more than 2 million flowers Ocean Ave. in Lompoc , CA ! . Aerial photo courtesy of Bill Morson Soldiers' Prayer For our troops....Please don't break it When you receive this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our servicemen. There is nothing attach
Flag This
I made this just for the special person who likes to flag all my shit. You're pretty pathetic that you've got nothing better to do then sit around and wait for me to upload a pic and flag it. Especially since it isn't NSFW. I've seen smaller chicks showing more. Just cuz I'm a big girl don't mean I can't show my cleavage. If you have such a problem with it that you have to watch me like a hawk and flag my shit then I guess I should be oh so flattered that you chose me to basically stalk! so Thank you, you cowardly twat. :)
Flags Of Nascar
Flags of NASCAR Green The track is clear and cars may proceed at speed. This flag is used to signal the beginning of the race and any restarts. Yellow (caution) The track is not clear, slow down and hold your position behind the pace car. This flag is used to signal an accident, debris caused by contract or mechanical failure, or weather-related issues. NASCAR rules allow cars to bunch up behind the leader. In most cases, lead-lap cars restart in the outside lane, while any lapped cars restart to the inside. In addition, a yellow flag during a practice session means cars should go to pits immediately. Red The track is unsafe and there is a situation that requires immediate attention. Cars must go to a designated location and stop. This flag is usually waved in cases of heavy precipitation, an accident which requires immediate medical assistance or if the track is blocked. In addition, NASCAR reserves the right to throw a red flag in the closing laps of a rac
Flagging...
Alright, enough with the crying about flagging pics. Who cares? I don't. If your pic gets flagged so what? The bouncers are going to review it and determine if it deserves to be NSFW or not. If it is and you didn't mark it then that's your mistake. If the person flagging your pic is doing it excessively and to pic that are not NSFW then they will dealt with by the bouncers accordingly. If you don't believe the system is working then take it up with support. Stop posting bulletins about how butt hurt you are that someone flagged your pic that in your mind was not NSFW. And no this site is not going to tell you who flagged your pic. Why so you can cry in another bulletin, posting a link to their page, about how F@#ked they are for flagging your pic? Sure lets flood the servers some more with bulletins from people whining. Its the internet....ok.
Flagged Pics Without Justification ,fubar Needs To Do Something About This
subject: Why Are People Allowed To Flag Whatever They Want? post date: 2007-08-22 00:28:35 views: 5 comments: 1 ratings: 0 I just had so many more of my pics flagged again today - including what was my primary photo for over a month. So, why are people allowed to flag things without any type of moderation? I moved all the ones that were flagged into my Flagged By Other People Folder, since I think it is ludacris that we can be judged in such a manner. Anyway, done bitching now, just had to blow off a lil steam . . . Comments on this posting: Handyman0407 2007-08-22 00:59:33 i looked at this file and,honestly, very little ,if any,could be flagged in my opinion. i feel that a commity should be set up to review all flagged pics and put an official site judgement and put them as either NSFW or SFW Join together and report unjustified flagging,several have had this happen with no protection from the site ,we need to keep the haters from preventing le
Flag Folding
After complaint in Riverside, flag-folding recitation banned at veterans cemeteries nationwide Download story podcast 08:12 AM PDT on Thursday, October 25, 2007 By JOE VARGO The Press-Enterprise Through thousands of military burials, Memorial Honor Detail volunteers at Riverside National Cemetery have folded the American flag 13 times and recited the significance of every fold to survivors of those being laid to rest. The first fold, a narrator tells relatives, represents life, the second a belief in eternal life. The 11th fold celebrates Jewish war veterans and "glorifies the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac and the God of Jacob." A single complaint lodged against the words for the 11th fold recently prompted the National Cemetery Administration to ban the entire recital at all 125 national cemeteries. A spokesman in Washington said the complaint originated from someone who witnessed the ceremony at Riverside National but would provide no other details and dec
Flag Folding God Worshipping Idiots? Count Me In
Complaints about religious content have led to a ban on flag-folding recitations by Veterans Administration employees and volunteers at all national cemeteries. At thousands of military burials, VA volunteers have folded the American flag 13 times and recited the significance of each fold to survivors. The 11th fold glorifies "the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob.” The 12th glorifies "God the Father, the Son and Holy Ghost." Citing a need for uniformity, the National Cemetery Administration has prohibited unpaid VA volunteers as well as employees from conducting the recital at all 125 national cemeteries. American Legion attorney Rees Lloyd calls it "another attempt by secularist fanatics to cleanse any reference to God." Following one complaint, the Veterans Administration has made anti-Christian bigotry the law of the land. The U.S. government has bowed to pressure from one radical anti-Christian secularist. Allowed to stand, the action by the Veterans Administ
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Flag Burning
They pledged their lives to something that for some doesn't mean a thing. They sang for a symbol as loud as they could sing. When war broke out they wore it on their chest, to prove to the world they were the very best. They looked to the flag in hopes they'd be home again, But for many when they came home the war did not end. They all found hope in the old Red , White, and Blue, proving to the world that their patriotism would forever be true. Now some want to burn the flag, they call it freedom of speech and it's one of their "rights" But freedom is the result of the one who often bravely fights. I say lets give them the freedom , and the right to pursue it, It's o.k. to burn the flag as long as it's wrapped around their body while they do it.
Flag This One..
ok so i recently had a blog flagged by some nameless coward. why? a blog is kind of a personal thing then u go and flag it cause it offends u in some way? well good, heres more reasons.. 1.there isnt a GOD...u are all alone here except for your friends and family.act right for the hell of it instead lookin forward to some stupid idea like heaven. refer to this other blog.. http://www.fubar.com/blog/88834/376008 2.im, somewhat, prejudice. i hate how people act and talk now because of some stupid genre of music and a shitty attitude. "Keepin it real"? another excuse to be a fuckin asshole and have some dickheaded excuse. i'm not gonna say too much about illegals except, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS COUNTRY IF ALL U WANNA DO IS TAKE ADVANTAGE AND TAKE JOBS JUST TO SEND THE MONEY AWAY FROM THE COMMUNITIES YOU EARN IT IN!!!GO FUCK YOURSELVES..we are gettin more and more fed the fuck up.. 3.your mom sucks a mean dick. ok i only had a couple but u get the point.. to my friends..lov
Flaging Pics
hey what up fubar peeps lol anyway i just wanted to knw why in the hell some one flaged my pis when they wont even that bad and they didnt even show anything i guess people here r gayer then myspace at lest people there dont care what pics u have on them... that r some kidish people on this site it suck thought this site was better then myspace guess i was wrong.... C:Documents and SettingsTimMy DocumentsMy PicturesDCFC0452.JPG C:Documents and SettingsTimMy DocumentsMy PicturesCoirnna\'s picsDCFC0413.JPG C:Documents and SettingsTimMy DocumentsMy PicturesCoirnna\'s picsDCFC0435.JPG
Flags
There are so many flag's that were used during the war between the north and the south that people just don't think of but one flag to hate. Well if that is the case then just check out my page on union flags and southern flags and make up your mind witch one is the one that brings the hate up into you. I am a southerner and damn prided of it. I was born and raised in Texas and we have very little trouble between white or black. Some of my best friends are Black. This B/S about a flag is SHIT.......A Flag is just that A Flag, Nothing else. Hate me if you will but I am a man of Texas and tell it like it is with me.

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