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Fu-mafia
Hey, Feel free to join my mob anbd beat some ass with me!   http://www.fubar.com/mafia/join.php?acceptinv=117691
Fumafia
Nepoleon420Fuowned By Tyeinna@ fubar
Fu Marriage, Bah
I generally don't like the idea of fu marriage, but if you could be married to more than one person would you?
Fu-mafia
Click this link to join my turf... http://www.fubar.com/mafia/join.php?acceptinv=135736&turfreq=10027
Fumarriage
Looking for to get fumarried.  Shout box me.  Please and thank you.
Fumafia Christmas Carol
TO THE TUNE OF "WE THREE KINGS"   WE THREE THUGS FROM MAFIA ARE BREAKING BONES BOTH NEAR AND AFAR ROUGH AND READY STRONG AND STEADY PAY UP OR WE'LL BOMB YOUR CAR OW OW GUNS SO SHINY GUNS OF MIGHT I'LL COME TO KILL YOU IN THE NIGHT I'LL LEAVE YOU BLEEDING BEGGING AND PLEADING FOR YOUR NOW WORTHLESS LIFE
Fu-marriage
Ok, if you want to fu-marry me then this is all I ask that you do for me. Send me a mail explaining why I should fu-marry you. I'm not making it a requirement but I just want to see the reasons why someone would want to fu-marry me. The mail can be short or long, it doesn't matter to me but I would just like to know why.
Fu-marriage....
I am a little irate right now...so read if ya want. Fu-Marriage is nothing more than a business arrangement! I chose my fu-hubby because he is a great friend.  We don't EXPECT anything from eachother.  We have fun on here and earn some points while we do it.   POINT 1-putting your name in his/her name and vice versa...if you are going to do it, hey more power to you but it IS NOT a requirement! Nor is owning that person...you are automatically put on their page as their fu-partner..so don't be greedy! And yeah, don't expect the person to do it if you aren't willing to as well! POINT 2-trading bling...someone gets pissy because the RL wife gets better bling from him than than you do? Get over yourself..our money is together because we are REAL LIFE MARRIED...so therefor if my REAL LIFE HUSBAND gives me bling guess what, I helped pay for that!!! Oh and another point...I help pay for everything he gives you too...so be thankful! POINT 3-pimpouts...we have 3 pimpouts a day we can give
Fumafia
Will pay 5 mill fubux to any saluted player that has joined before dec 2010 that has never made a player in mafia on here to become my merc on this link http://www.fubar.com/mafia/join.php?acceptinv=157182 message me if your interested please it is some easy fubux   Thank you,   Lucy
Fumafia Missions : Part 3. Deeper Look Into
(this blog is under construction) Below is a description of FuMafia Mission Rewards for the completion of the five stages.   Bronze Stages yield skill points Silver Stages yield cash dividends Gold Stages yield greater skill points. Platinum Stages Rewards Listed Below. 1. Break Into A HouseCongratulations, you have earned a Platinum level mastery in this missionAdditionally, you have been awarded:* $800,000 cash.2. ShopliftCongratulations, you have earned a Platinum level mastery in this missionAdditionally, you have been awarded:* $1,000,000 cash.* 5 Pipe Bombs.3. Mug SomebodyCongratulations, you have earned a Platinum level mastery in this missionAdditionally, you have been awarded:* $1,300,000 cash.* 10 Pipe Bombs.4. Steal A CarCongratulations, you have earned a Platinum level mastery in this missionAdditionally, you have been awarded:* 5 Military Jeeps.* 5 Abandoned Storefront.* 20 Pipe Bombs.5. Break Into A BusinessCongratulations, you have earned a Platinum level mastery
Fumafia
Hey you all!! Did u want to make a strong gangs? u must have many mobbies and equipment to get sronger and be the strongest.
Fu Mafia
If andyone is interested in joining FUmafia all you need to do is to follow the bellow link, make you a mobster, join my mob and start becoming a top dog. http://www.fubar.com/mafia/join.php?acceptinv=174731
Fumafia Blog
Mike and I have decided to make this blog to help out the players in  any  turf that may read this. THIS BLOG WILL BE EDITED FROM TIME TO TIME. COME BACK TO SEE IS THERE ARE ANY CHANGES.   OTHER BLOGS TO HELP YOU ALONG YOUR WAY IN MAFIA MADE BY: xxSIRIUSxx   http://fubar.com/new-players-getting-started-part1/b339347-1143487   THINGS TO REMEMBER AND HELP YOU PLAY THE GAME.... YOUR ENERGY LEVEL WILL BE ABLE TO INCREASE AT LEVELS 50,  100, 150 Get your mob up to 750 ASAP If you are using I.E. it would be better for you to switch to either Fire Fox, Opera, or Google chrome.   Fire Fox and Opera gives you the ability to use the ENTER KEY  to refresh the page to give you a better chance at the bounties.   You  get 5 mob members per level so equip each of them with the highest weapons and armor possible. (EXAMPLE - if you are at level 10 you have 50 mob members) The Mafia Guide - http://www.fubar.com/mafia/guide.php FuMafia Wishlist - http://fubar.com/fumafia-wishlist/b312010-1
Fumarriage Turning Into Fu-friends
Anonymous Question #1   So I have tons of problems so we'll try to spread them out lol.  First problem we'll go with is my fuwifey and how should I get out of the fumarriage without hurting her feelings?  Our marriage has gotten stale and I'm ready for a change I think.  We have become great friends and I'd like to know a professionals opinion on the best way to get out and still be the best of friends.   My advice: Honestly. If you are friends, then she will likely be ok with it. You do have to put on your big boy shorts and deal with it like a grown ass man. If you would prefer to pass the blame, then you can always tell her that you have found someone that you are interested in, and the fumarriage is frowned upon by your new mystery lady. Ask her if it would be ok to terminate. If she says no, do it anyway. You just won't stay friends.
Fumafia Rackets
     Really pissed-off over this bullshit with the rackets on fumafia.  I keep seeing the same turfs getting businesses every week or two.  Amd most of them are either bling buyers or people who spend a lot of money in general on fubar.  I think this is totally bullshit.  Also, I heard recently that the "lottery" is not really a lottery and that someone actually picks the turf to get the racket.  Well this means that the person can use their personal bias against someone and not allow a certain turf to win a racket.  Or to allow one turf to win 2 rackets in one week or maybe win 3 rackets in 2 weeks.  I believe that this is wrong and if you are going to call it a "lottery" than the racket should be randomly picked.  If 10 turfs are constantly getting rackets then that fucks over the rest of us.  I am so tired of seeing the same turfs getting rackets and it is totally bullshit for them to constantly get them just because they have some bling whores or people who buy Happy Hours in their
The Fu-mafia Bullies
The FUmarfia Bullies have said they will NOT stop until I remove my account if i have not heard back from FUBAR by Monday things get messy     I will NOT ALLOW BULLIES to dictate who is allowed and not allowed to play a GAME on a site NO one should tolerate people like that nor should they have to these Adult KIDS need to understand that fact   WHY do i even care about the FU-marifa Bullies? The answer is simple they should not get away with it! I dont give a rats ass about the game it is just a game and one i might have gotten board with in a week anyway. BUT that is not the point! people like this need to know they cannot treat others this way they cannot get away with there GOD COMPLEX how many Kids have tried to play this game and they bullied them off? How many people in general?   This that kind of thing right? NO it is not right and if we just say Aww The Heck it and quit these BULLIES will keep getting there way and keep Messing with people the
Fumafia
Join my TURF!! http://www.fubar.com/mafia/join.php?acceptinv=272685&turfreq=17435
Fumafia Mercs Wanted
I am looking for mercs for my players.  If your new to the game and interested in being a merc send me a message.
Fu Mafia
I need my family and friends to join my turf on FuMafia! I NEED LEUITENANTS AND SOLDIERS...SO GET IN AND GET IN AND GET PROMOTED! http://www.fubar.com/mafia/join.php?acceptinv=234414&turfreq=17198    click and join!
Fumafia
http://www.fubar.com/mafia/join.php?acceptinv=152539   ADD ME PLEASE
Fu Marriage Is It Really Worth It And Would I Make Someone A Great Fu Hubby .
Okay Ive been off and on fu for a while and ive never really stayed long enough on fu to really even contemplate this but is Fu Marriage really worth it. I know it involves a lot.  Ive seen people come and go as i have in past 6 years. I dont care for much of the drama and Bs that goes on here. I know Theres an acheivement for Fu Marriage and Fu Divorce. Ive seen people get Fu engaged fu Married and Fu Divorced to some its a game some use as advantage to lvl and get most out of it and some do because they are serious. So just what exactly does it involve besides the Bling the Le Bling the ability Bling etc and what does make it last or fail. Would I make some one a great Fu Hubby is it all that important I dont think I trust anyone to take as a Fu wife on here and id probably get Fu divorved so leave me some input as for me dont ask me to Fuand marry you cause im not gonna do it achivement or not and not gonna Fu divorce you either just for an achivement. All commentary input advice et
Fu-marriage?
Hello all! I'm pondering the idea of a fumarriage between myself and a lady. Why you ask, it's simple...I don't want drama, want to enjoy my time on fubar with a friend whom I can trade bling with.   I have a boyfriend but not sure he is into fubar as much as I am..oh well.  So, here's my deal. Get fu-married, trade bling, no drama, and still enjoy what fubar has to offer.   Sound good? personal message me. 
Fu Mafia
http://fubar.com/mafia/?p=355246 If u can help me out add me please
Fumafia Spreadsheet
Once you have downloaded the fumaf_evalsheet.xls you will need to fill in your data. There is 3 mobster tabs, one purchases tab to track your purchases and one lvl 100 example spreadsheet.  You can right click on the tab at the bottom and do a rename and give it your mobsters name so that you know which is which. Fill in all the properties you own at the top first. Next go down to the Equipment section and fill in total owned for all equipment in column D.  Now you want to go section by section and column by column. In the Weapons section you want to work the ATTACK column first, so carry the #'s over into the attack column that have the HIGHEST atk #'s FIRST, then bring other wpns over until the Total Weapons for attack MATCHES the # of mobbies you have at moment for your level.  IF YOU ARE NOT MAXED IN MOBBIES STOP ADDING WITH YOUR NUMBER OF MOBBIES and make sure that the # of total wpns matches your mobbies. IF you are OVER mobbies, then stop with how many you take with you. M
Fumafia, Typical,
This is upside down and backwards as far as timestamps, read from bottom up. I didn't know how to make a screenshot.    PitBull vanguard: And as long as you were talking to yourselves and now I am talking to myself --- I've been listed more often and hit harder by guys who weren't even trying and flet like they needed to say shit. You know there are little old ladies on this site with bigger badder players than yours right? The player size to shut-in ratio is pretty big. Why don't you boys play outside?  -  del PitBull vanguard: Y'all also know that dogs don't play computer games, right? I never thought anyone would assume I actually was a pitbull.  -  del PitBull vanguard: Huh. I'm really ... angry? No, no, that's not it. Jacked up? No, c'mon. Embarrassed. Yes. That's it. You guys saying dirty words to each other to feel better about yourselves. Those are my dogs. Calling them pussies is like calling me a pussy, we don't fucking care, it all sounds like meow meow meo
Fumafia Cussing
Fuck you, you motherfucking fuck. It’s grammatically correct; I mean if you take common usage in American English as your standard. I’m not going to go into a funny or serious rant about fuck as the subject, object and verb in that sentence. It’s the type of thing you get in your feed from fumafia players, I mean turf feed, typically the shout box is used for more diplomatic purposes; e.g. Fuck you, sir, you motherfucking fuck, no disrespect to your mother intended. If you disbelieve the grammatical correctness of these expletive laden sentences paste those onto word with both spell and grammar check on; you’ll notice a conspicuous lack of green and red squiggly lines. They are boring. That’s my complaint. If you’re going to come at me all crazy assed and cussing because my picture of a dog attacked your picture of Jessica Alba and took 100 K of fake money, please, for the love of all that’s sacred, make it interesting. Oh, and make it plausib
Fumafia
FuMafia Mafia Players Wanted We are a bounty hunting turf and we are looking for members that is active. We are a growing turf that does get good tax $$ on daily basics everyday. If you need help with the game, we will train also. If you have 3 players, you can have a spot also and if you have friends that play it too, they are more than welcome to come and join the family. Yes I said family, cause we are not just friends here that play, but we are a family that will help each other out also. You don't need to be afraid to ask for help with anything, just come too either the boss or underboss and one or both of us will help you. Everyone is more than to be a part of our family. Now to be a part of the turf family just go to the pic under here to enter the turf and join it..   Coded Done By nobody aka K Dogg Coder ©.. 2013 © Copyright and Attribution ©..
Fumafia
I am looking for mercs so if you haven't played fumafia yet join now join here!! Also always looking for new mobbies :)
Fu Mafia
TIPS PLEASE READ CAREFULLY THESE ARE IN PLACE FOR YOUThe tips below are stated, for beginning players (level 1s) but apply to all. No matter if you are a merc, or a level 40, all of the things below refer to any player, no what that player is. Basically don't level yourself. Build. You can build cashflow at any level, however, here is where you have the best shot. Not doing missions, no attacking, and losing, are all part of building, no matter what level your player is at. The longer you sit, the more powerful your cashflow becomes, and the longer you sit at levels 1-9 you won't get listed. You start getting listed at level 10.DON'T LEVEL TOO FAST:As with most games I have played you want to get to the higher level the fastest. That's NOT the case here. He who sits, and builds cashflow does the best. I've seen some high level 5's but usually they are mercs. As time goes by, you can tell who's a merc, who's a blinger (people who use credits to pay for their player) who's a scrubbed pla
Fu-married
Why is everyone so concerned about getting fu married on here? Most can't handle a regular marriage. Seems like a waste to me. Just seems to cause drama from all the horror stories I hear. There is plenty of jealousy on here. Why start more?
Fumbling And Stumbling
Stumbling my way around in the dark.. *thump bump*  *Splash*spills*
1,083,473 Fu Members.....
Where are they all? I don't have alot of time to spend on Fubar but I wonder, all ive ever seen is about the 50,000 or so online and where are they at? The lounges are usually always mostly empty , the mummers are almost all new Fus or well new to me...alot of the mummers I enjoyed seem to have vanished. The scroll of member across the top of the page seems to scroll the same members all the time. Am I just always in the wrong place or on at the wrong time?
Fu Meet!!!!
Time to get out from behind the computer screens and show yourself!!!!!!! Come meet me,, The official Fu Meet Greeter,,, And all the other Fu Members that are not afraid to show themselves!!! OK here is the scoop.... DJ BARTAB (@ Excalibur) and I were thinking of planning a simple FUBAR REAL LIVE MEET & GREET Party/Gathering at the DAVE & BUSTERS on Deleware Ave, Philadelphia, PA on or 10/29/08 @ 7pm till whenever. This is a BYOM (Bring Your Own Money) Real drinks cost real money ... FUBUCKS don't work here...LOL. Ladies, I am sure that you will not have a problem having a drink bought for you, will be plenty of people willing to buy a round. We ask if you go, you bring your salute picture with you for fun and so the staff can direct you to our group. My salute picture will prolly be on the dart board..lol Should DJBARTAB and I waste out time Planning this? was the big question...MUMM Answer YES if we should continue trying to set thing up, AND you will attend or
Fumes
I just don't understand the crap one has to put up with on accation. the caliber in wich you have to put up with it and what the he#* is wrong with the people who dish it out. I don't put up with a lot and you have to be someone I really care for to put up with any of it but dam#, I still just don't get it. Am I so out of the ordanary that I tell people whats on my mind? That I don't and wont suger coat it for them to be able to swallow it easer? If you care for someone would you suger coat the things that you are right up front with? I don't see why you should have to and I know for one I am tired of the men in my life having so many dam@ issues with my bluntness. I'm demasculating....puhhh grow up! You can suger me up and act all smart and then later the truth comes out! I want a REAL one! So theres my sencless rant....ty for reading it.
Fu Means Luck In Chinese.. So You're Either Good Fu Or Bad Fu..
Fu - the Chinese word for 'luck' Fu is a lucky word. It is very easy to say it. Around the Chinese New Year, people often put up a poster with this word on it - upside down! It's the only time when a Chinese word is posted upside down intentionally. Like this. How do you write it? It's not hard. Just follow the order and write it stroke by stroke. It is not necessary to write with a brush. You can use a pencil or ball-point pen. As a matter of fact, 99% of the time the Chinese write with a pen like everyone else. from /www.chinapage.com/word/luck.html>china page
Fu-milf Queen Is Up For Auction
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! Fu-Milf Queen is up for auction! Come one come all, bid high, bid low. All bids must go through my email to assure every bid is counted; if you've been outbid you will be informed of it; if you bid too low, you will be informed of it. Person with the highest bid by Friday, May 11, 2012 at 8:00 p.m. EST will win. Entries Rules: Must honor your bid; whatever it is. You cannot pull a bid back if you change your mind; Must keep my picture exclusively yours; no ripping allowed to assure exclusive access to you and only you. Winning Bid will receive: One (1) NSFW bathtub picture of yours truly, Fu-Milf Queen and "AO by" after my name for 14 days.
Fu-m@m@
PLEASE ADD, FAN, RATE, CRUSH AND BLING FU M@M@!!! CLICK HER PIC AND SHOW HER SOME LUV PEEPS!!!
Fumoney
I am now accepting fumoney... not for a spotlight..but just to be stingy..and enjoy the feel of it in my pocket. So, if any of you got money .. you do not want..send it to me!..Oh,,and btw.. have a good Monday and week!
Fu-money
Anything earned on this page, stays on this page. We need to raise fu-money for contests, auctions (wouldnt it be cool to be owned by a local entity?), helping of our members, and giving gifts and prizes. I have plenty of my own, so I am asking STRICTLY for donations to this page, NOT TO MYSELF!!! I know that we have some members out there with PLENTY of fu-money to spare. Would you please consider sending a little this way?? Also.... I know that sometimes you women end up with VIPs that you dont know what to do with. Would you consider throwing some VIP love towards this page?? Using all those 11s would boost the coffers, immensely !! and yes, they would get used!!! Just a request. If ya find it in your heart to send a little help, it will be appreciated. OH, BTW.... ANYONE who donates a gift of 10,000 fubucks or better ....... will be placed on the exclusive FAMILY list, reserved for contributors to the page. THANX..... D~Doggy - Found
Fu Money Charity Please Help
I have A very Dear Friend Of Mine Who Wants To Buy His Soon To Be Fu Wife (on new years) But Cant Aford Her.... So I Am Asking If There Is Anyone Out There Who Would Be Willing To Help A Man Out And Donate Some Fu Bucks To Help Him Out Would Be Great!!!! SB Me If You Wana Help Only Got 26,000 More To Go!!! Come On Guys He Needs Your Help!!!!
Fun.
i _____ devin. devin is my _____. i want to _____ devin. without devin i would _____. devin can _____ my _____. meeting devin was _____. devin needs _____. devin reminds me of _____. fill this out & i will love you forever and dance like a white girl. ps, don't just insert words, the sentence would be nice due to me not have to scroll constantly.
F U N
i'm having so much fun it's sickening! Jammin out to some Korn while adding some pics for u guys,people rating my profile a 10,meeting so many COOL peeps in so little DAZE! I love you all and want u to come see me in New Orleans and let me show y'all a good time. THANKS to friends I've made, and those I haven't,.....YET Blessed Be
Fun
well this last week i was in kamloops fights a fire that came up from the states man some of the crap we had to deal with like fuck if a fire starts in ur state do u leave it?i think not well thats what happened as soon as it came into canada the states let it go
Fun $ 861.1
JUST CHARGE YOURSELF ONCE EVEN THOUGH YOU MAY STILL DO IT EVERYDAY!!! Look over the following list and see how many of these things you have done. But you have to add up the money amount along the way, then post the amount that you are as the title of the bulletin. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40 Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15 Ever drive drunk -- $20 Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 Used toys while having sex -- $30 Got drunk, passed and don't rememb
Fun
This weekend I finally got to go boating. I've been wanting to do this for so long. We fished for hours. Had a blast. Then this beautiful manatee laid beside our boat for along time. It was just swimming around the boat for a long time. Then we seen five dolphins they were beautiful. The wind was light it wasnt too hot it was perfect. Perfect weather for a perfect weekend.
Fun
What comes to mind when you hear.. ..snow?: wet ..rain?: wet ..tornado?: scary ..summer love?: wet ..Jon?: I love him! ..Mike?: who's that? ..Shea?: who's that? ..banana?: yuck ..dizzy?: puke ..Laura?: RIP my Cousin Laura ..Juan?: Don Juan? ..car?: red ..white?: blue ..peppermint?: patty ..New Found Glory?: band ..placebo?: like the pill? ..orange juice?: OJ Simpson ..candid camera?: old man tricking ppl ..sister?: i wished i had one ..brother?: i wished i had one ..hate?: love ..school?: principal ..President?: principal ..football?: Victoria Principal ..rap?: knock ..pop?: pepsi ..rock?: stone ..punk?: funk ..sex?: next ..death?: hex ..baby?: awww ..duuude?: totally ..the end?: over http://www.bzoink.com/S414/The_Survey_Where_You_Say_The_First_Word_That_Comes_To_Mind._Yay..html" title="The Survey Where You Say The First Word That Comes To Mind. Yay.">Take this survey | http://www.bzoink.com/surveys" title="Bzoink Surveys">Find more surveys You've
Fun
*He said: I love you He means: I want to have sex . *He said: I love you too. He means: Now can we have sex? *He said: I'll call you. He means: Good-By *He said: Another glass of wine? He means: Drink up, we'll both look better. *He said: I've just been really busy with work. He means: i'd rather take a beating than spent another hour with you. *He said: It's not you, it's me He means: It is definitely you. *He said: Let's split the bill. He means: I'm a cheap bastard. *He said: Sure we can just be friends. He means: As long as we can do it naked. *He said: But we just spoke 2 days ago. He means: How can i miss you if you won't go away? *He said: I'm going out with the buys. He means: If Dave had breasts,i'd never see you again. *He said: I need space. He means: We are so over that I am thinking of goin into the witness protecion program to get away from you.
Fun??
Well it's been ask what kind of fun has begun? Well that is a good question. I have been in "mommy" mode so long I am not sure that I can totally remember "fun". Fun has to make me smile, make me laugh, and above all make me want to do it over and over... so I wonder.... what do you think is fun?? Open up your world and remind me, show me what fun is....
Fun
6:40 PM - This will be hard I'm going to try and write a blog without saying the "F" word. So Parker is getting better. Hey.....ummm K so maybe I don't have much to talk about lately. Everything is the same. The same the same the same. April's trying to have a baby. I feel a little mixed up over that right now. It's like I want her to have one cuz hello.....as her best friend I better be the God-Mother. And it'd be nice to have a baby to steal every once in a while like I used to with Amandas kids. But then I know that thats a very greedy part of me that wants her to have one cuz I know I'M not ready for one of my own yet. But then the other part of me, the more sane one is thinking "wtf? She has the rest of her life....why have a baby at 21?" I can only say that I will be a good friend and be supportive and thats all. She has to make her own decisions, and not have people make them for her all her life. THOUGH I do think maybe she's having them for the wrong reasons
Fun!
I will post the rest of the photos when i get them from my other friend!!     Karolyn cannot wait to start our night of fun!!!   Oh Buddah! you are so sexy! How can the ladies resist that big belly??? "My heart will go on..." I believe I can fly...on a conveyor belt... One Dollar Bob, one fucking dollar! Yeeeeeeeeees??? This is how you draw a penis on paper and leave it there for someone to find   In another world...   Lesbian Lovers for the night Molesting the statue...I look so evil, karolyn just looks uncomfortable!   OH NO! I only got his scrotum in the picture!!!   OH NO! the horse is stomping on my head! AHHH!!   Do i even need to say anyhting about this creepy fuck? We met up with my friend bryne just to add some more fun into the mix!! ARRHHGGGHH! TAKE IT BITCH! My ass looks so flat from this angle lol! LOL demonic mermaids! (what is with my camera we have red eye in everyone on of these pix !) Aerial View of Karolyn and Bryne I couldnt get enough of that bu
Fun
HI,WHAT ARE SOME FUN THINGS TO DO GIVE ME SOME IDEAS I WANT TO LIVE A FULLER LIFE
Fun
what is there to do fun in winter, spring, fall, and summer?
Fun!
I would have to say last night was a blast. Wendi (birthday girl) was a riot. Lets just say she had fun in the cage...I will be posting some pics later! I had a great time birthday girl and I hope you did to. I'm sooooo glad that we are friends. Really, you are amazing and I think we will be friends for many years to come! love you lots!
4:20 Fun
So - I got up to get a glass of water, and as I was walking back to bed I smashed my knee into a stool that was lying around. Ow! Oh well - I'm tough - I'll survive... Now I just gotta get off here and jump into bed (all of three feet away...)
Fun
Whats your sex style? Fierce Sex Style Straight to it! No time for kissing and touching here... Maybe the heat of the moment...But always great! Leaving them wanting MORE EACH TIME!!!!!! Take this test what fighting style do you have? Grappler fuck throwin punches youd rather take someone down and break some bones maybe even beat their face in after a good ol tackle. A young Matt Hughes in the making Take this test are you really in love very much in love whoever you are with right now is in love with you just as much as you.... you are made for each other Take this test What Martial Art should u pursue? Jeet Kune Do Thas the best u could score, Bruce Lee's innovated martial art . . . u must b well rounded and very smart and could b deadly n a streetfight cuz this is the most effective martial art today!! Take this test
Fun
Sixty-Eight Fun Things to do in Walmart 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!" 6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department. 7. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms 9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy" 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. 11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes
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...DOES THIS APPEAL TO ANY LADIES OUT THERE?
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Most people think that T & A means Tits and Ass. But for me I mean Titties and Alcohol. Cause I love titties and alcohol. Just check my pics if you can and you will see what I mean and there will be more to come.
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table border='0' cellpadding='5' cellspacing='0' width='600'> You scored as Exciting/Exotic. Your exciting and exotic. You like to keep things interesting. You never try the same thing twice. Mixing it up is what you love to do, it keeps them coming back for more.
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in just 1 week me and my best friend are having our girls weekend out!!! i cant wait we been planning this for months now and every other day something goes wrong evey one please pray it will all work out for us. that nd i am meeting a man i met on yahoo and i dont want that messed up
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Tonight we are going to see Saliva in concert! Been a long time and being 5 months pregnant, this should be interseting lol!!
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new on this and having a hard time with my photos
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The Legendary Beer Scooter How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night drinking and thought ’How on earth did I get home?’ As hard as you try, you cannot piece together your return journey from the pub to your house. The answer to this puzzle is that you used a Beer Scooter. The Beer Scooter is a mythical form of transport, owned and leased to the drunk by Bacchus the Roman god of wine. Bacchus has acquired a large batch of these magical devices. The Beer Scooter works in the following fashion:- The passenger reaches a certain level of drunkenness and the "slurring gland" begins to give off a pheromone. Bacchus or one of his many subcontractors detects this pheromone and sends down a winged Beer Scooter. The scooter scoops up the passenger and deposits them in their bedroom via a Trans-Dimensional Portal. This is not cheap to run, so a large portion of the passenger’s in-pocket cash is taken as payment. This answers the second question after a night ou
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Two Truths & a Lie? Here's the deal: I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want. Really. I'll answer anything. I may opt to e-mail answers to particularly sensitive questions, however. Then I want you to go to your blog, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything. Here's the twist: Of the three questions you ask, I will answer two of them absolutely truthfully. As for the other question -- I'll lie like a goat. (Well, not a truthful goat, obviously. The untrustworthy type of goat.) I will not reveal which two answers are truthful and which one is the lie.
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- Melissa's Sexy Acronym - Mis for...MatureEis for...EagerLis for...LasciviousIis for...IntriguingSis for...SpeciousSis for...SteamyAis for...Attractive The Sexy Acronym Generator at QuizUniverse.com
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I think girl an girl sex is hot I can wait until my friend coms to me and says take me. So if I have and takers let me know
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You Are 52% Pure You're usually the typical girl or guy next door... But you also have a secret naughty side! How Pure Are You?
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My wife and I (Joyce was on my family list, she deleted her profile though...to many wierdos) are looking for coupes in our area to meet and maybe have fun with...we are clean and as for the rest, well... just ask.
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My back is blood, flesh, and bone. I bleed on the floor of my "home". Anotherhit for every drop. I wonder if you'll ever stop. I fall flat on my stomach, you kick me once, twice. I drift away in a sea of ice. But no, you see me drifting away. Into unconciousness where I would stay. And no, no that is no "fun" for you. So you call me back for more things to do! You tie me down and gag me tight. The horror you bring every night. You hurt me again and I want to curse.But if I do you'll make it worse. You beat me bloody, hurt me bad. If I fight back, you'll only get mad. then it hurts more. As you throw me to the floor.You're on top of my again before I can run. You want to have lots more "fun." I scream you "disgrace". I spit in your face. You break my jaw. You beat me raw.You reach up and grab a gun. I guess this means no more "fun."
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This past weekend was my nephew's 4th birthday. I also went clubbing that night with my sisters and my nephew's girlfriend. It was so fun!! I hadn't been clubbin in so long. I had a lot of fun even if I was with family. I hope we get to go again soon....
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i'm really bored, and i wanna know if any ladies in the fayetteville nc would like to get together and get their kitty licked, no bull shit, send me a msg if your interested
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tie u up and beat u lick my shoes and like it if u miss a spot i got a whip pain equals pleasure lick me and make my cum all over u but u better not cum or u will pay after i cum tie u to the bed and lick ur dick and get u all nice and hard before climbing on for a nice long ride and u cant cum before i cum again then maybe just maybe u can cum after u beg for permission if u beg good enough i might even untie u and let u cum over my face. but it had better be good
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What type of Fae are you?
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Jack schitt is the son of Awe schitt and Oh schitt. Awe schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh schitt, the owner of the kneedeep schitt Inn. Jack schitt married Noe schitt and they produced six children. Holy schitt, their first, passed on shortly after childbirth. Next came twin sons, Deep schitt and Dip schitt; two daughters, Fulla schitt and Giva schitt; and another son, Bull schitt, Deep schitt married Dumb schitt, a high school drop out, Dipp schitt married lotta schitt and they have a son named Chicken schitt. Fulla schitt and giva schitt married the Happens brothers, The Schitt-happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt. Bull Schitt just married a spicy little number named Pisa Schitt and they are awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt, NOW YOU CAN PROUDLY PROCLAIM , "I KNOW THE TRUE STORY OF JACK SCHITT!"
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i went to a club to watch wrestling and havea bit of fun and met up with a few ppl that i have not seen in a while and we chatted for a couple of hours while watching the wrestling then came home and went on msn and cherrytap for a lil while
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You scored as Dragon, Dragon: Now talk about a legend. These magnificent creatures are of many species. Some can be as large as the Earth itself, while others are as small as a mouse. One image that comes to everyone's mind is the large, fire breathing Dragons that loathed humans and loved to sleep on massive piles of gold. Not all dragons have a bad reputation. Most dragons are very wise, caring, and protective. It would make a person very lucky indeed to meet a dragon. Especially if they walked away untouched. I admire your wisdom, for you are the Ancient Dragon.Dragon100% Angel92% Faerie67% WereWolf67% Mermaid58% Demon25% What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com
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If any one likes to come out to play add me to yahoo mine is xx_loverboy_1973@yahoo.com because we all need some relefe
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if any women out there are looking for fun go to yahoo messenger and add me at xx_loverboy_1973@yahoo.com
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today i star my 9 day vacation from work it is so nice being able to do what i want and not having to got to work.
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if there is any hot horney women out there looking for some add me to yahoo lets us all play and have some fun at xx_loveroy_1973@yahoo.com
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i am out going and looking for some fun and some ladies that are not shy about them selfs and like to play a little bit and that are open to have some fun
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i HAVE A GREAT TIME WITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS. PEOPLE CONSIDER ME THE LIFE OF THE PARTY WHEN WE GET TOGETHER WITH EVERY ONE. I LOVE TO SPEND TIME WITH MY SON WHEN I PICK HIM UP FROM HIS MOTHER WE ALWAYS GO TO THE PARK ANS CHILL.HE IS MY WORLD AND EVERY THING I DO REVOLVES AROUND HIM. AND THERE WILL NEVER BE ANY ONE THAT COMES BETWEEN ME AND MY SON.
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I don't know why others are on fubar but I am here to have a little fun. This isent my real life and i think its fun to hear the insults as well as the pos comments so keep on laughing with me or at me it dosent matter as long as your laughing
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Who Is Jack Schitt? For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather
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Hot Sexy Playful Lesbian Girls FORBIDDEN Kissing Exposed Video !
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Oh goodness you know when you get up after a hang over you are having one of them days that you just want to have fun but you try your very best at it after a nights worth of drinking and partying???? Well, Today I am having one of thoes days because well I feel like going riding on my buddy's Quad and tear the whole neighborhood up ya know what I mean LOL....Well, Today is halloween and I plan on wearing a scary costume tonight to probally scare all the kiddies but I dont know about that....Today and tonight should be fun I guess....Anyways I'll talk to you later on guys....byeeeeeeee
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where in watertown ny can you go for some fun?
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He laid her on the table; so white clean and bare. His forhead wet with sweat! he rubbed her here and there.He touched her neck and felt her breast, then drooling!! felt her thigh!.The slit was wet and all was set, he gave a joyus cry!.The hole was wide so he looked inside, all was dark and murky.He rubbed his hands and then streched his arms!......Then STUFFED the xmas TURKEY!!...
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likes to have and meet new people i will be waiting to meet u and and enjoy life
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HOW FREAKY ARE YOU IN BED!!!! (IM A 58) WOW!!!! Body: dy: TEST: HOW FREAKY ARE YOU IN BED GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13) AND NO CHEATING! SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR... _________________________________________________ 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? A-LEO B-VIRGO
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Alright just thought I would give a holler out to all of you and say thanks for viewing my page and leaving me the gifts that you have, you all seem very awesome on here. A Big hello goes out to a really really awesome friend on here Garfield, he is a truly awesome guy and a great friend, I love you my friend take care.
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Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21. Do you like me? 22. Would you call me the next day? 23. Would you
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there once was a man from nantucket, he had a pickle so big he could truck it. and he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin, if my ear was closer i`d bucket. Imagine the mind of a 48 year old truck driver and replace the appropriate words,lol!! MADE YA LAUGH!
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care to be true friends ??? Name: Yahoo: Number: Best time to call: text messaging yes/nooo : I DARE YOU to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get
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Staying FuKed up and Partying all week Get at me if you would like to join in
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ANTICIPATION Pulses racing my breath on your neck my lips on your ears whispering seductively, as my hands slide around your waste You lean arched back butt pressing against me to feel my excitement as my tongue strokes your neck for that first sweet taste Like a guide you take my hands and slowly move them down your thighs I feel you tremble as my thumbs reach the warmth of your pussy I slowly move my big hands up your tummy to cup your soft breast take your chin and turn your head look deep into your eyes as I begin to lick my lips we kiss U turn around into my arms I grasp your neck and slowly slide my hand down to the small of your back then grab your ass ever so firmly as I slowly squeeze it tighter and tighter pressing you against my throbbing hard dick Kitchen table, the wall, floor, on the ceiling you take your pick.
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HOT! HOT! HOT! Join this new HOT GROUP! Im still looking for new officers such as promoters, recruiters, and small workers to help me run this group smoothly. HOW TO JOIN? 1. Send me a private message inquiring that you want to join. 2. You will be givin an application form that must be filled out and sent to me via fubar mail b4 u are approved. Ive had too many members join and jus want certain things or join and then concentrate on others groups so this time ima make sure i pick the right members. 3. YOU MUST EARN YOUR MEMBERSHIP CARD!! This will ensure that you are not jus trying to join for a membership card. 4. There will b 3 folders dedicated to the KO girls. (1) for the membership cards (2) for the members (3) for newbie members that must graduate into the main members folder This is group is no different from any other fubar female group. Its basically a group of the hottest ladies on fubar. Different events will be held such as small raffl
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She did it!!! ¡¦We did it !! Noexquz Has Won the bling contest !! Thanks so much for all the help!! Once again the call went out for some help and you all came thru!! Thank you all!
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who wants to buy me?make an offer,and we will talk about what you will get in return:)
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REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: Do you think I'm cute/ pretty? Would you have sex with me? lights on or off? Would you have to be drunk? Would you take a shower with me? Have you ever thought about having sex with me? Would you leave after or stay the night? Do you like cuddling afterwards? Condom or skin? Have sex on the first date? Would you kiss me during sex? Do you think I would be good in bed? Would you use me as a booty call? Can I use you as a booty call? Can we take pictures of the act? How long would we have sex? Would you tell your friends about me? Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PE
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if anyone lives near ohio and is looking to have some fun let me know, im always down for a good time
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Well today I am leaving on my trip home. Most of it is gonna be fun but I do have some business to handle. I will be taking lots of pictures and having a blast. On Saturday we are going to see Stevie Wonder at the taste of chicago..WOOT WOOT. Leave me love while I am gone and look for trip pics next week. Take care to all my fubar friends.
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You know a place is no good when someone from an already seedy bar says they won't go there. Surprise! I had no idea that I was classy until I entered the place. The place was filled with welfare recipients that most likely had several children waiting at home, AKA White trash. The cream of the crop female was wearing a loose shirt with 80s jeans and what might have looked like legwarmers. Her face looked like it might have been dragged through a strip of unfinished pavement, then ripped off, and sewn back onto her head backwards by a blind madman with seizures. If that wasn't frightening enough, there was also a creature that resembled a man, but really wasn't. It came from a species of Bulldykes, and looked pretty intimidating at 300 lbs of pure fat and tits. "She" was walking around the place trashed, screaming obscenities, tryin to flirt with females, and scratching herself repeatedly. There is one thing that scares me more than anythin about bulldykes: they are not men. If
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REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DON'T BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4.Do you think I'm cute? 5.Would you have sex with me? 6.Lights on or off? 7.Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12.Condom or skin? 13.Have sex on the first date? 14.Would you kiss me during sex? 15.Do you think I would be good in bed? 16.Would you use me as a booty call? 17.Can I use you as a booty call? 18.Can we take pictures of the act? 19.How long would we have sex? 20.Would you tell your friends about me?
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http://fubar.com/mistic394 Just thought I would see how this works!
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subject: Could be fun .... post date: 2008-12-09 21:04:04 views: 10 comments: 1 ratings: 0 Last posting to this blog.. subject: Tagged (ugh i hate these but they can be fun) post date: 2008-12-09 17:54:10 views: 8 comments: 1 ratings: 0 You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? pocket 2. Your significant other? Smacker 3. Your hair? short 4. Your mother? GA 5. Your father? GA 6. Your favorite thing? man 7. Your dream last night? sex 8. Your favorite drink? Bud 9. Your dream/goal? nurse 10. The room you're in? livingroom 11. Music? Metal 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? HAPPY 14. Where were you last night?bed 15. What you're not? snoby 16. Muffins? yummy 17. One of you
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LIFE IS FUN SO LET'S GO FOR IT
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All I could think of was she looked even better in person. Face like a doll, body of my dreams, and eyes that make your heart stop. We smiled and hugged, she felt so good in my arms, so soft and warm. She smelled wonderful, good enough to eat. She looked up at me and I leaned in and kissed her. Her full wonderful lips felt so good. We kissed softly at first then slowly deeper, I could taste her now, our tongues danced together. I felt her hips push into me and her amazing breasts smash into my body. We knew right away we needed some privacy. We walked away thinking the same thing. Along the way we slipped into a deserted alleyway. I pulled her close and kissed her hard, my hands moving over her ass cheeks in big circles pulling them apart then pushing them together. I kissed the side of her neck just under her ear and traced my way down. “ I want you so bad “ I whisper. She lets out a low moan. My fingers trace there way down between her cheeks and feel her warmth, it
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Have fun with me here ;)
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is there such a thing as a blog frog?
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alcohaulin ass
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Thats right Baby! Im going to No way out this Sunday!!! the day after 2morrow... If ya all dont see me again that means 1 of 2 things.. I ran away wif da wwe and became a diva.. or I over powered Jeff Hardy and I Am sitting In jail awaiting Kidnapping charges..... Anywho.. I will have kick ass picks Im sure nect week!
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had fun even one good by 4 now
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Hey ladies, wanting to have a 3some with you and my husband. Please respond if you are interested.
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If we woke up naked together, using only 3 words, what would u say to me? Answer me back then send to males and females and see what answers you get back  ITS FUN !!!!
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went 2 london over the weekend had a blast seen my grandsons and the rest of my kids spent time with them felt great hadnt seen them in a long time need 2 do that more often wish i had more time 2 spend out there but i had 2 come home and go 2 work
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just trying to meet people and have alittle harmless fun,
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IM NOT A GREAT FUN OF FUBAR BUT TRY!4 A CHANGE,
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time to go into the darkness and let it flow into me let it embrace me and become one with the cold uncaring void let it flow freely from me and become the darkness and take in its power and make it my own and watch all the beautiful destruction that is left in my wake it is time for me to have fun  i am going to let the darkness be my home and reside there and learn its dark ways and use them to destroy the ones who have brought me pain and misery and see how they like the new me and how they enjoy their own destruction that they have brought upon themselves by pissing off the one who is not scared of the darkness and everything that dwells within it lets see if they like the monster that they have unleashed.
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has anyone wondered about how much fun you can have in a chat room? i mean seariously its fun as hell trying to figure out wat other people is talking about. an wondering how to jump in on the conversations
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let me hear if u ever had a weird sexaul moment!
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Isn't it fun to be accused of something  you didn't do by someone you barely know?
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Clear HistoryClose armlexcar Buzz:   buzzed Level: Ninja (19) Gender: Male, 43 Location: United States   10:06pm armlexcar: HI BEAUTYFUL HOW ARE U 10:08pm Cannibal: I am just ducky, how are yo 10:09pm armlexcar: I AM JUST OUT CONTROL I HOPE U CAN UNDERSTAND ME 10:10pm Cannibal: sure..what is up?
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Paul and Tammy had worked in the same building for a few years. She was a secretary on the ground floor while he worked for the security company on the second floor. They could be seen at each others desk flirting at talking at any point in time during the day, but that is as far as it had went. They each wanted the other, but were afraid to cross that line. She wanted so much to run her hands over his broad chest and strong shoulders, and through his thick brown hair. He thought she had an amazing body with the greenest eyes he had ever seen, and her long blonde hair was something else. One day, as he crossed the parking lot, he noticed her walking in ahead of her. She was wearing a white button up blouse, a black skirt with a split up the back, black stockings and high heeled black shoes. The sexy sway of her hips as she walked had him mesmerized, and he could feel his dick getting hard. He knew he had to have her, and what better day than today. He knew she only wore stockings t
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Fun At The Cliffs...
Just trying to have a little bit of fun..
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You scored as Fun. Your fun fun fun! Please rate my quiz! Fun 88% Immature 81% Outgoing 75% Dramatic 75% Nice 56% mean 25% Shy 6% what kind of person are you? (shy,outgoing,fun,mean,immature,dramatic or nice?) created with QuizFarm.com
Fun Animal Facts
Blue whale babies weigh up to 7 tonnes at birth. A female cod can lay up to 9 million eggs. Snakes can see through their eyelids. Elephants spend 23 hours a day eating. Vultures sometimes eat so much they can't take off again. The Amazon 'Jesus Christ lizard' can run across water. The biggest Antartic inland animal is a wingless fly measuring about 60 mm long. Fleas can jump up to 30 cm, twenty times their own body length. Bluebottle flies can smell meat from distances 7 km away. Many birds migrate, but the Arctic tern travels furthest. It flies from the Arctic to the Antarctic, and back again, a trip of 32,000 kilometers. Some animals can regrow parts of their bodies if damaged. Starfish can grow new 'arms.' Slow-worms can regrow broken-off tails. Lizards can grow new tails. One golden poison-dart frog could kill up to 1500 people with its poison. The giant squid has the largest eyes of any animal. They can be 39 cm across, which is 16 t
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Adult Survey - Be honest. If you aren't honest then what is the point. Fill it out and re-post as a bulletin. Have fun.!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1) Ever been to a strip club? yes 2) Ever been to a bar?Yes 3) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? Yes 4) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? Yes 5) Kissed someone of the same sex as you? No 6) Thrown up from drinking too much? Yes 7) Had sex in a car? Yes 8) Had sex in a park? Yes 9) Had sex in a cinema? Yes 10) Had sex in a bathroom? Yes 11) Given or gotten road head? Yes 12) Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Yes 13) Bought something from an "adult" store? Yes 14) Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? Yes 15) Have you ever had a threesome?Yes 16) Are your breasts real? Yes 17) Have you ever kissed a stranger? Yes 18) Does anyone have naughty pics of you? Yes 19) Ever had oral sex in a nightclub? Yes 20)
Fun And Games...
Rules: Each Player of this game starts by writing 6 weird habits or things about themselves. The people who get tagged need to blog their own 6 weird things or habits as well as state the rules clearly. In the end you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment in their comment section that says that they are tagged and that tells them to read your blog section. 1. i eat ice almost constantly. don't know why...just some wierd oral fixation...I LOVE CRUNCHING ICE! yummy :P 2. i can't help but be lonely and totally anti-social at the same time. why is it that i yearn for closeness, yet shut myself away from everyone i know? 3. i enjoy watching porn. 4. nothing makes me happier than making people happy. 5. i fear growing old more than i do death. 6. instead of singing the words...i'll sing the guitar parts of songs.
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It was early Febuary in Florida. The State Fair was in full swing in Tampa, about an hours drive from Julie’s house. I arrived at her door around 9:00 to take her to the fair. It was our first real “date.” In the 3 months that I had known her. We had spent many evening together desperately clinging to each other in the car at one secluded location or another but had never actually gone anywhere. Julie appeared at the door wearing a short cotton skirt and button up blouse. She carried a light jacket as well in case the weather turned bad. She yelled a goodbye to her mother in the house and bounded out the door into my arms. I kissed her and took her hand as we walked together toward my car. Holding the door I watched as she settled into the bucket seat. I felt a twinge of desire as her skirt rode up to mid thigh. Smiling to myself I closed her door and walked around to my side of the car. I hopped in, playfully tickled her knee then started the car and headed down the long drivewa
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A little fun at the office… So there you are standing behind me. I’m sitting at my desk, tits bulging out of my tight blouse. Top buttons undone… Legs apart with my skirt hiked up. As I write, I finger my pussy. Standing above me, your eyes linger on my tits. Your cock grows hard. You make your way back to your desk and sit down. Now you are facing me and your eyes are drawn back to my open legs. You have an unobstructed view of my pussy. With my panties pushed aside allowing my fingers full access. To try to hide your discomfort, you allow your hand to rest casually in your lap, trying to conceal your erection. You pretend not to look at me. Your eyes sweep around the office, monitoring our co-workers, all busily writing and typing at their desks. When your eyes return to me, you find me staring straight into your. My lips are parted in a half smile. I lick them showing my pink tongue. I half close my eyes and continue to finger-fuck my pussy. I put the end of the pen in my m
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so,i get my salutes rejected ,when i ask why,suddenly my pics start getting flagged by the smae bouncer-van wrecker-wtf .a salute used to be an option,now its another way for these bouncer stooges to keep you down.fuck fubar
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sup folks i shot my first gun today. honestly it was really cool. i fired my dads pistol and his shotgun off. the first thing i notice about the gun range is lot of differnt people where there they were old and young, black and white. all walkes of life shot guns. the other thing i noticed was the staffs had guns.(dare you to hold that shop up) i filled out the gun safty test which what as easy as a highlights magazine wordcross. we started with a the shotgun. when if you don't know a shotgun is cool because its more like a catupulte, you can shot anything out of it. today we used buckshot. the kick of a shotgun is pretty strong, it not as bad if you fire it from your shoulder. Well i didnt shoot it very well i broke the target holder(shot too high) but the more i shot the better i got at shooting it. then we fired the pistol...that was bad. well tv lied , you know how tv has people shooting pistols like its easy. yeah i said it its harded to fire a pistol then a shot gun.
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Been toying with the idea of changing it. To be honest, I think over two years should = some sort of change, right? Being me though, I have no imagination for these things, so might just change it to my name.   Any better thoughts?
Fun And Intersting Suicide Ideas.
Depressed? Thinking of jumping off a road bridge into the great beyond? DONT! Firstly, just think of the impact this will have on the traffic, did you think of that? No? Didn’t think so. Just because you feel like dying doesn’t mean others should have to suffer.Secondly, throwing yourself off a road bridge is common and dull, don’t even think of cutting yourself either (stupid emo...) what you need is something fun, and interesting, maybe even amusing to watch. What you need to do is read this article, it will teach you everything you need to know.So put that noose away, pull the loaded pistol away from your face, take your head out of the oven. You should be happy and take pride in your suicide.Contents    * 1 The AOPSFAIWTCS    * 2 Rules for a fun and interesting death    * 3 Official Scoring    * 4 Members    * 5 See also The AOPSFAIWTCSFor starters, we are very twisted and weird people for coming up with this so hopefully you didn't come here seeking help. You wil
Fun After School
            It was last period and I was egger to get home and play. I had been thinking dirty thoughts all day and I needed to do something about it before I exploded from it. As soon as the bell rings I run out the room all the way home. I did not notice the car in the drive way when I ran by to get inside. When I finally stopped it was to see my step Daddy in the computer. He had not noticed that I was home since I left the door open when I ran in the house. I slowly go back to close it then I quietly walk up behind my step Daddy to see what he was doing. When I saw that he was doing the one thing I wanted to do it make me wetter than before. I grab a chair and put my leg on it after I take off my panties so I can play.              I start to play with myself watching him jerk off to porn. I could not believe it but it made me wetter just thinking about him fucking me like the guy was in the movie he was watching. I guess I made a noise or something because he turned in his seat
Funames
So, I thought I'd do one of these. What your funame says about you. Bigdaddy, BigD, Big(other letter of the alphabet): Little man syndrome? You probably have a goatee, ride a motorcycle, wear wife-beaters, and jerk off to superunrealisticbangbangsexybreasts.com Big(insert first name here): Someone once called you that and it made you feel like not so much of a loser for the first time in your life. Alternating caps/lower case: Bipolar slut. Horny/wet...: Not really. You're actually pretty boring, but as opposed to actually making some form of intellectual communication with people of the human species, you've found it's easier just to tell people you're horny. It's okay, most people are dumb enough to think that if they shower you with gifts and praise, they might just get laid. Angel...: Probably your real name. You think it's clever. ...angel...: A bit of reverse psychology. People won't believe you're angelic at all. In fact, this is true. However, it's also dumb. Unless you o
Fun And Learning Done Simultaneously Through Video Games From Us
Video gaming is considered as the unlimited indoor entertainment for all age kids. People often misunderstand video game as the time killing mode for your kid, but actually this is not at all so. Video games, besides providing new age entertainment to your kid, improves the mental ability, hand eye co-ordination and so many traits, that are essential for your kid's developmental phases. Video games that www.righttoys.in/items.asp?item=Video%20Games_Toys_India_Online&cid=34 are just rich in these features. Collections from the games king Mitashi are what we are maintaining at this link, and RightToys.In makes you access to these exciting gaming options. Models like Genius, TV Art, Junior, Smart Chotu, Handy, Smarty V.I.0, Mastermind, Infrazone, Xplode, Playon are the ones that gives pure action packed game sequence you kid would simply love to operate, whereas models like Witty, Quizzy, Smart Pro are little different in applicability. Skills like Alphabet Order, Missing Letter, Fun Lett
Fu Name Contest
I HAVE NOTICED THAT ALOT OF PEOPLE ON HERE HAVE THE SAME FU NAME AS ME...SO I AM HOLDING A CONTEST FOR A NEW FU NAME...THE WINNER WILL RECIEVE A BOOMY...AND FU WILL DECIDE THE WINNER Must be unique..and creative nothing sexual or offensive must be submitted on one of my pics LET THE GAMES BEGIN...SB ME FOR MORE INFO
Fun And Games...
  Angel’s phone goes off as she’s preparing his dinner. They have had a long week at work and he asked her to come by tonight since they were both off, for some much needed stress relief. She offered to cook dinner and stopped at his office to pick up the key to his place....then went to grocery store and bought all the necessary ingredients…. She would make him lasagna tonight. She washes her hands and grabs the phone to read the text message.“Go to the guest bedroom, on the bed you will find what I expect you to be wearing when I get there… which should be in about an hour… After dinner we are going out to a club I know…Alex” Intrigued, she walks down the hallway, opening the door to the guest bedroom, she finds a gift bag placed in the center of the bed, with a shoebox to the right of it, and some jewelry on top of the shoebox. She reaches inside the gift bag…pushing aside the tissue paper… feeling lace and satin aga
Funbar Prince Oe Princess Contest
WHO IS THE FUTURE FUBAR PRINCE OR PRINCESS?????????? OK LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ITS TIME TO SEE IF YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO CLAIM THE TITLE OF FUBAR PRINCE OR PRINCESS!!!! WILDCAT IS HOSTING A CONTEST TO FIND OUT. IT MIGHT BE YOU OR ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS!!! YOU WANNA KNOW ??? CHECK THIS OUT FUBAR PRINCE OR PRINCESS CONTEST!!! WILL RUN (10 DAYS)IT WILL START ON FRIDAY AUGUST 17TH @ 10AM PST & WILL END ON AUGAST 27 @ 10PM PST AND THE PIC WITH MOST COMMENTS WILL WIN 1ST PLACE WINNER: 1 MONTH BLAST OR 3 MONTH VIP 2ND PLACE WINNER: 1 WEEK BLAST OR 1 MONTH VIP 3RD PLACE WINNER: 3 DAYS BLAST & VIP CART ON WILDCAT TRAIN (YOU CAN INVITE 2 OF YOUR FRIENDS TO JOIN TOO) 4TH PLACE WINNER: 1 DAY BLAST & RIDE ON WILDCAT TRAIN THE RULES WILL BE 1~ NO NSFW PICTURES ALLOWED TO ENTER THE CONTEST OR TO BE POSTED AS A COMMENT. 2~ COMMENT BOMBING AND SELF COMMENTING ALLOWED. 3~ NO DRAMA OF ANY KIND . 4~ GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP IS A MUST!!! IF YOU WISH TO JOIN PLEASE SUBM
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Fun Beer Facts
Before invention of the thermometer, brewers used to check the temperature by dipping their thumb, to find whether appropriate for adding Yeast. Too hot, the yeast would die. This is where we get the phrase " The Rule of the Thumb" In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender used to yell at themto mind their own pints and quarts and settle down. From where we get "mind your own P's and Q's". After consuming a vibrant brew called Aul or Ale, the Vikings would go fearlessly to the battlefield, without their armour, or even their shirts. The "Berserk" means "bear shirt" in norse, and eventually to the meaning of wild battles. Way down in 1740, the Admiral Veron of the British fleet decided to water down the navy's rum, which naturally, the sailors weren't pleased with. They nicknamed the Admiral Old Grog, after the still stiff grogram coats he used to wear. The term grog soon began to mean the watered down dr
A Fun Blog Game
WARNING: This thread may become addictive and may result in brain torture and severe laughter! Please, keep this CLEAN, it's NOT tagged as NSFW and I want it kept that way..... Here we go: There's a bottle on the beach, washed up by the tide, you open it and out pops a Genie who grants you a single wish, although you may make a wish, the genie will grant it, with a twist.... for the genie is a bit demented with a sick sense of humor. The object of this game is to screw up the previous person's wish then make a wish for the next person to mess with. I'll Start: I wish I had enough money to never work again.
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Functional
Perhaps the most functional word in the English dictionary!! Body: Well, it's shit .. that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, And tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference Between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, And some days
Functioning At About 45%
i really need to sleep for real i'm only getting a couple random hours of unconciousness i'm so fucking tired put me to sleep
Functioning Needs
functioning needs Inside and outside are one, Movement and stillness are the same. In all these, functioning needs To be free and clear. If this is not so then All the minds's holy sutras And all of the sayings of the patriarchs Become mere tangles of empty words. The Way of Thought.And the peace of mind Also become dead things. bryan.aKa.the writer
Functional Alcoholic
The term used is functional alcoholic. One who drinks excessively, but not so much that it impedes their work or other required daily functions. The functional drunk waits patiently or impatiently, as the case may be, for responsibility to tuck itself in for the night and only then does the abuse begin. Back when I used to talk with stereo boy, he said that to me for the first time. We're functional drunks. And even though I'd never heard the term before I immediately knew what it meant. I'd just finished recanting my tale of the previous night. I'd drunk about a six pack and it was still early in my training. So I'd puked it all back up. Spent a hefty portion of the late evening with my face in the bowl. Eventually I went to bed. As soon as my stomach stopped trying secede from my abdomen. The alarm went off and its usually time and I woke up, drank my coffee and did my job. And as soon as I'd finished speaking the last sentence of my story he chuckled a wine derivativ
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Functionality Of Proper Dimensions
functionality of proper dimensions you say? yeah, i see it everywhere... people trying to be something they are not... in laymans terms ... ...KNOW YOUR ROLE... ...
Functioning High Pressure W/low Input
All your chicken-soup for the brain has been soul-candy all this time Grant me inconvenience, allow me to NOT care what minds assume Sheltered reputations incriminate pure, harmless, gentle saints Give us euthanasia if we must forgo basic human rights Positive-attitudes are NOT solutions, negative-attitudes are NOT the only problems Ignorant-optimists perceive proactive-foresight as rudeness, and alarms as grouchy-tantrums Life in an atmosphere of sugar-coated-planets is the curse of keen-observers All your pearls-of-wisdom are avoided like biohazards, futile forever Faith in being a better human than your fellow human Leaves your wetware convinced the planet is immersed in vermin Why does anyone bother trying to enlighten wetware? We are products of evolution, so we hunt and gather Comfort-zones are the building-blocks of each and every status-quo Interpersonal-conflict takes effect whenever change is due No one’s paradigms shift when gridlock
Functionally Retarded
Functionally Retarded I have come to the conclusion that a "man" cannot be taken seriously until he is at least 28. Until they have reached on or about that age, then they are functionally retarded. Silly boys and their silly games. I am not "dickin' " around with these little boys anymore because frankly, my patience has been tested and I am just not up for exercising my patience any longer. Every single 20 - 24 year old that I have agreed to go to dinner with etc. has been a disappointment in the fact that they are habitually late (which those who know me, know that I don't do well with "late" ). I usually begin resenting them before we even get to the restaurant. So NOTE***: If you are late, then consider the date canceled***. (I saw a 22 year old the other night, only because he drove over an hour after dickin' around for 3) What these little masturbatory freaks don't realize is, my time is just as important and in true "young 20-something" fashion, they act as if th
Fun Crap
OK Class,It’s time for your U.S. Geography Test!You must drag and drop all 48 statesIn the time allotted to be promoted to the 3rd grade.Click the web page below.. Ready.. Begin!http://www.pibmug.com/files/map_test.swf click here. be patient..takes a minute
Fun & Caption Games!!!
HEY DEADPOOL HERE!, WAS WONDERING IS IT JUST ME OR DO YOU GET  BORED JUST RATING PICS I KNOW DO! RATING EVEN THE HOTTEST OF HOT GIRLS CAN BECOME TIRESOME & TEADIOUS{UNLESS IT NSFW THOSE NEVER GET OLD} ANYWAY IT CAME TO ME THAT IF I MAKE IT FUN! THEN I GET MORE RATES AND THEREFORE MORE POINTS SOON I'LL BE RICHER THAN TONY STARK!, OR THAT BRUCE WAYNE GUY WITH THE BIG EARS {DIDN'T KNOW  THERE WAS A STYLE CALLED CORPORATE GOTH!, BUT IT WORKS FOR HIM!} SORRY BACK TO MY POINT! I FIGURED IF LET PEOPLE WRITE CAPTIONS FOR SOME OF MY HILARIOUS ANTICS THEN I'D CHOOSE THE BEST ONE{S} AND BUY THEM A GIFT IF I LIKE THEM ALL THEN ALL OF THEM GET GIFTS EVERYONE WINS!   SO IT'S SIMPLE WHEN YOU RATE MY PICS JUST LEAVE A FUNNY COMMENT & IF I LIKE IT I'LL BUY YOU A GIFT!
Funcom Announced The Latest Information
Funcom announced in the company of "Age of Conan," the latest piece of information, the various relevant age of conan power leveling video also released the top piece of new information is the second video is the latest one, tells the story of a fighter into a mixed field confrontation in the glory of war. Players who want to sell gold coins of the game device by price. Transactions players play outside the service who want to sell the game currency exchange AoC power leveling rate can also be carried through the English ship. Ship's Web site is IG911. Some information from the video analysis, a new piece of information is the main enemy of the devil from hell, in support of Direct 10 video game screen in a very real, shields and armor, as well as reflective of the texture, the shadow effect so very careful. Of course, all kinds of bloody battle scenes of violence has also been more disharmony. In addition, This game currency can make a large number of games cd key like AoC power level
Functionality...?
Okay, so I figure this is the best way that I can keep people updated on how I'm doing without having to tell each individual, thus retelling some things that might not be so pleasant, but its also my way of letting everyone know when GREAT! things happen all at once. So, 5 Feb 2010~ Went for my functionality capacity evaluation - failed miserably... By not even being able to keep myself conscious, or able to walk on my own (I was taking a 4-hour test, so with the back, RA, and Fib, of course I couldn't stand or walk on my own), means they (as they told me) have to say that I'm so paralyzed that I can't do anything. This ultimately ends my fight with Social Security, but it's up settin as a mofo!!! I guess b/c I never pack my day with back to back things (granted these "things" were standing, leanin back and forward, seeing how much I could do sitting up, etc.... which lead to not being able to use my hands all most at all), I'm not this bad all of the time, but at least I w
Function Of Emotion
Emotion was given to us Some say by a God I disagree Himans gained dominance by emotion They pulled away from instinct because intinct didn't work Many mass extinctions of life have happened on this planet Life is an amazing thing It continually says FUCK YOU to your Mass Instinctions So llfe decided to create emotions We are the vessels The experiment of life We are the first species on this planet to say Ok..fuck you and your disasters We can always leave In the most awesome game of Poker EVER
Funciones Importantes De Teléfonos Móviles
El BlackBerry es un smartphone muy potencia con la capacidad de procesar y almacenar los datos más rápido de lo normal de aparatos de telefonía celular. La mayoría de estos teléfonos se utilizan para diferentes propósitos, pero el objetivo fundamental es la comunicación y el procesamiento de datos y la transferencia. Este tipo de teléfono celular  asegura una alta calidad de procesamiento de datos y permite a un abonado a acostumbrar a diferentes usos. Por ejemplo, la mayoría de las  organizaciones utilizan teléfonos celulares para poder comunicarse con el mundo exterior (por ejemplo, clientes, accionistas e inversores) e incluso que puedan compartir información internamente y externamente con mucha facilidad. Estos dispositivos de este tipo de dispositivos móviles también se aseguran la precisión en la entrega de información y son siempre muy rápido. -android 4.2 Estos teléfonos inteligentes también han sustituido a PDAs y computadoras como medio de comunicación, ya que estos aparato
Funcionamiento Estupendo: Samsung Nota 3 X
En todos los principal tienda móvil, Samsung anuncios Nota 3 es el más visible de su experiencia también se coloca en la posición más prominente, alguien que viene a experimentar sobrevino, gente como s Cruz de lápiz en la pantalla para tachar y Samsung GALAXY junto al equipo también tiene un interés muy fuerte. Ahora más arriba este teléfono como buque insignia de Samsung, su rendimiento es excelente, con procesador 800 valiente fuerte, hay altísima 3GB de memoria, Android corriendo muy suave. Por supuesto, su precio es bajo y quiere experimentar la última actuación más fuerte de los usuarios del sistema puede considerar este teléfono China Timmy E128. Diseño del cuerpo es el fundador de la Samsung Galaxy nota 3, es incluso más destacan su visión del ancho de la pantalla más grande, textura de la piel en la parte posterior de asimientos fuerte toque confort es muy alta. En la parte delantera del fuselaje es el 1080p de una pantalla HD completa 5.7 pulgadas. Dentro del fuselaje, esta
Fundamentalist Christian
Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian 10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours. 9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt. 8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God. 7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees! 6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back t
Fun Day Even Though I Had To Work
Okay, so I started off slightly peeved that I had to be at work. Yes, work, on my freaking day off, and if pulling almost 48 hours wasn't enough for their asses. Next week will probably be fifty hours. Besides that, I got off work and was picked up by some friends. Went to sedona and went to the shops and mostly window shopped here and there, talking, gabbing etc. We went and ate because Brandy and I (yes my freinds name is Brandy and so is mine) were starving so we went to a mexican place. Nothing to write home about, the food and service were mediocre at best. We stopped at the Chappel of the Holy Coss In Sedona, Arizona cause I had never been there, it's quite a hike to get there, but the view is amazing. Hense the new pictures in the photography and stuff folder. This is the Church I went to I didn't take that picture, and I'm not sure who did, but who ever it was, yay for them. We ended up in the casino and gambled a bit. Brandy and I went to the bar to get some drin
Fundamentalist "christians" Attack The First Nirvana
The first Nirvana the continuous attack from Religions. The first Nirvana gave an opportunity for young people to express themselves through music, but this Nirvana was to experience the first of many attempts to close it down. The small house with its frontyard operating as a place to have concerts soon found an open confrontation with its landlady. The house had been rented from a Mormon lady. This woman was outraged that there were people listening to Rock music in it. furthermore she sent a written complaint to stop all concerts immediately or else. She threaten to cancel the contract, to sue or even call the police if all these activities continued. Before all those threats took place Nirvana Rock-Cafe had already a permit from municipal authorities and even a written letter oredering police authorities to help Nirvana Rock-Cafe if required to keep order. This woman who was the owner of the house was determined to kick us out because we were different. We were n
Fundamentalist Spread Lies Using Jesus Name
History: picture of 99.99. store "yellow" in the middle After one succesful concert after another a usual crowd gathered at Nirvana Rock-Cafe. Many thank us for having a place to go "finally" in the area. The fundamentalist born-again christians started a campaign to attack the Nirvana in order to close it down. People came to us telling us that churches were in permanent sessions of prayer to close down such satanic place. They couldn't understand why we had candles on the tables they said it was "satanic" and we used them for "satanic rituals", The candles of course were there just for decoration,so they often called the police to go to NIRVANA because they said it was filled with satanics wearing black clothes and listening to satanic music.(the music was just plain Rock and roll) one of such "churches" was "Kairos de Esperanza" Where the "pastor" had his congregation listen to lies such as "we know that they have satanic ritual in the place" which of course was unt
"fundamental Moments"
"fundamental moments" ------------------------------- -Detached within my mind, I leave the complexities to dissipate. Breathing life in with full force, Exhaling the crossed, Wiping clean an old tainted slate. Eligible to take the whole world, Automatically compelled to notify ambitions. My moments are of frail tidings, Personally struggling to originate, Building walls of this infinite damnation. Bland are but the least, When fabricating this reality, Creating a hole of peculiar aspirations. A faintly registered reality, Shining through eclectic confrontations, Illuminating my desiring heart. Interrogating this superficial cry, Putting forth the entity of decimating truth, Relating to all the credulous intimidations. Inverted momentum breaks stride, Causing the hault of in depth revelations, And crowding a mindful dispense. Brewing lustful loads of comfort, Breaking my mold of self control, Leaving a tired soul to a magnitude
Fundamental Difference I
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open his shop there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open
Fundamental Difference Ii
A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat and was for distribution of all wealth. She felt deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican -- which she expressed quite openly. One day she was challenging her father on his beliefs and his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and more welfare programs. In the middle of her heart felt diatribe based upon the lectures from her professors at school, he stopped her and asked her point blank, "How are you doing in school?" She answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain. That she had to study all the time, never had time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend and didn't really have many college friends because of spending all her time studying. That she was taking a more difficult curriculum. Her father listen
A Fun Date With Me Any Ldaues Interested
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Fundamentalist Christians
10: You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours. 9: You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from animals, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt. 8: You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in the trinity. 7: Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to non-christians, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women & children (also the trees for you tree-huggers). You never consider both world wars were fought principally amongst christian nations. 6: You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek mythology about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary (obvio
Fundraising
I will be very involved with a fundraising project for the next several weeks so I will not be dropping by here as often as usual. But, I will drop in and check on messages, and write my blogs. I will be concentrating on turning my down time into writing time to build onto my story that I have been developing in my head. I took some notes and creted my story line as an outline yesterday and found that I got very aroused just seeing the story develop in my minds eye. I think you are going to like what I have going in my brain. As soon as I start writing it I will send an excerpt from the first chapter and post it here. Try to imagine this... I am in the shower first thing in the morning on a Friday ... I am going to my first private swingers party that night and I am involved in shaving my legs AND MORE. My mind is running wild with anticipation of what I will see that night. And, I then have an orgasm using the most unusal thing. Just wait.....
Fundraiser?
JUST CURIOUS IF ANYONE KNOWS HOW TO GO ABOUT PUTTING TOGETHER A FUNDRAISER? TRYING TO GET ONE GOING FOR ALAN. WOULD LIKE SOME FEEDBACK ON THIS PLEASE THANKS IN ADVANCE
Fundraising Kickoff
Wow... we had our fundraising kickoff this morning at breakfast... now I am going to be really busy for the next six weeks. We had a packed room for our kickoff. So far from those who were in attendance at the breakfast and the amount of pledges we have received already we have over $9,000 pledged. We have a goal of $67,000 to shoot for as our goal. There is a challenge to get it all done in six weeks. I hope to finish chapter three on Sunday (before the super bowl game of course). I am very eager to complete this ebook and put it online to see how it sells. Perhaps I will include a paragraph or two as excerpts from the first few chapters to see what the readers of this blog think of it so far.
Fundraising Bowl-a-thon For Bullies!
Here we go again!!! We are booked for Saturday, May 12th (so thats TONS of notice folks:) from 2pm-5pm at the Bowlerama Royale in London (ONTARIO) for our 2nd Annual London Bowl-A-Thon. Last year was a HUGE success!!! We raised over $5000, had a pretty good turn out, tons of fun, prizes, etc. We NEED the same this year! Not just to make a much needed contribution to the legal defense fund, but to continue to be able to fund our rescue efforts. (currently the dogs in the system are being cared from with $$$ for our personal pocketbooks). I will take ANY and ALL help . . .can you solicit a donation or two? Maybe ask your local pets store if they want to donate some treats or a couple toys . . .whatever you can think of. Even if you aren't going ot be able to make it to bowl, that doesn't mean you can't collect pledges - we'll still enter you for a door prize! This will be the only bowl-a-thon so those outside the city we WELCOME you to attend!!! And really hope you do! An
Fundevogel
There was once a forester who went into the forest to hunt, and as he entered it he heard a sound of screaming as if a little child were there. He followed the sound, and at last came to a high tree, and at the top of this a little child was sitting, for the mother had fallen asleep under the tree with the child, and a bird of prey had seen it in her arms, had flown down, snatched it away, and set it on the high tree. The forester climbed up, brought the child down, and thought to himself, you will take him home with you, and bring him up with your lina. He took it home, therefore, and the two children grew up together. And the one, which he had found on a tree was called fundevogel, because a bird had carried it away. Fundevogel and lina loved each other so dearly that when they did not see each other they were sad. Now the forester had an old cook, who one evening took two pails and began to fetch water, and did not go once only, but many times, out to the spring. Lina saw this
Fun Day At Work
I work with my sister and a girl named Tammy. Both have children that are watched by their mother's. Last night, Tammy called Lisa and told her that her mom couldn't watch her kids today (She has 3) and that she was bringing them into the office. She asked Lisa if she wanted she could bring Madison in for a play day! Her kids are 4, 6, 9. i think. They are in school, so from 12:30 pm til 3:30 pm it's just Madison here to be on her own til they get here again! She hasn't stopped getting into things since the youngest one left. I've got a head ache, and I'm praying for nap time! Right now, she's crying, very loud. Thank God there are no clients calling in today! Well, pray or chant that I get through today sane! Hugs, Besley!
Fund Drive For A Friend
As many of you may already know, during the Memorial Day weekend we lost one of our own. Helen had been attending Iron Oak events for some years and was enjoying exploring a relatively new path with an eagerness that many of us who are considerably younger than she would do well to emulate. She crossed over to the Summerlands rather unexpectedly and we will miss her dearly. Owing to the suddenness of her passing, preparations that had been begun for her final considerations did not have time to adequately mature. She had a life insurance policy that was less than a year old and still within its so-called “period of contestability.” As a result, her life insurance company has begun an investigation into the circumstances of her death and is delaying disbursement of these funds until they are satisfied. In fact, unless they find the information fully satisfactory they may not pay anything on her claim. Nevertheless, when someone passes there are expenses that need to be paid imm
Fun Day!!!
Hi all, Tonight was an awesome night, went to my mom's and did a Birthday dinner for my sister who is graduating with a Master of Divinity!!! She will be having a ceremony July 15th, so Darryl, my sis, Joy, Me, and all of our kids are driving up there! Kinda excited about that, will be a fun trip! Also got offered a job today, but had to turn them down, cause at this time I can't leave the house for a job, and it was a Executive Manager too :( Booo Hooooo! Well I applied for one job that is hiring here in Guthrie, as a customer rep, and also helps with bookkeeping and such, I think I could do pretty good at both. Still waiting to hear from them, hopefully soon. I had to ask my brother for a loan, which I hate asking people to borrow money, but you do what you gotta do ya know. So I figured we could borrow enough to make it til the 5th and will pay him off asap. I just need enough to make it til then, and hopefully we can work out something. I am hoping so, we need money for Darryl when
Fun Day
Today was interesting. I mowed grass for the first time in forever. I uncovered a wicked looking lizard. It was quite large and spotted. I can't say I've ever seen this particular species. But by the time I could get Lis over to see it he disappeared. While I was mowing I stopped to rip out some bushes or trees or something that had started growing up around where the A/C compressor. When we first moved in someone had weed whacked the wire from the house to the compressor and as a result we didn't have a/c for the first day or two. So as to avoid this mistake i ripped out whatever they had been trying to cut back. Well the funny thing is the leaves on the plant were very similar to a certain plant that north Texas authorities have been collecting a bunch of lately. You know the one I'm talking about. It has 5 leaves and is on everything from wallets to baseball caps. But after carefully inspecting it I realized the leaves were too broad to be everybody's favorite tobacco substitute ;).
The Fundamental Elements Of Love And Loss
The Fundamental Elements of love And Loss... And All The Pieces That Fall In Between The Cracks In Between Those Cracks, That Now Lay Within This Old Sidewalk... When Two Lovers choose To Walk Away Leaving Behind All They Made Together... And Even though They Still Love Each Other, They Have To Go Opposite Ways And As The Copious Amount Of Tears Stream Endlessly Down Their Faces... They Manage A Timid and subdued wave Yet All The While, They Mouthed The Words "I Love You"... As There hands are forced apart, and they went there opposite ways I Love You Simonne We'll Be Together Again Some Day Honey. I Just Know we will My Love. Love, Jason
The Fundraiser Is Not Over Yet.
www.wearechange.org The fundraiser is not over yet. We are waiting for the ticket money to come in from the venues. We are overstocked with event shirts. You can help us by donating a minimum of $10. By donating $10 you get a t-shirt. The shirts cost us $3 each, therefore donating a minimum $10 will give the Feal Good Foundation $7. Please help us out we don’t want to be stuck with all these shirts. We guarantee you that NO MONEY will go into any WeAreChange members’ pockets. As of 9/12/07 All profits donated to WeAreChange.org will go to the Feal Good Foundation. Please help us out. We Made History If anyone has footage from the past 5 day event and is willing to donate it, please email Luke at revolutionchl@yahoo.com
The Fundamental Rules Of A Relationship Part 2
I wrote a version of this about 2 or 3 years ago, and it was good, but i found a few places in it that were a bit weak, so i have taken mental notes over the past couple years, and now its about time that i write part 2 of this. This is not aimed at just guys....(granted, its was idiotic guys that had no clue that prompted me to write this) But you women could learn a thing or two as well. Alot of this, i always thought was common sense, but over time i have found that i couldnt have been further from the truth. For anyone that has found their relationship in jeopardy......read this carefully. If your partner doesnt understand the workings of a solid relationship, then print this, and make that person read it. None of this is hard. So with that said, lets get started. Hopefully you will enjoy it. This was originally conceived after having a conversation with a friend of mine that went a little like this. Him) Dude, i think shes going to leave me! Me) Shes going
Fundraising
Ok, I had an epiphany this afternoon that makes things seem a little more possible and not so overwhelming. I just need to make $1k by Monday am. Then all I have to do is make $1k each week from here on out and I'll be good. Even caught up on all bills after 2 weeks. It's Saturday at 10:00 pm.... $1k to go... Will check in later... I need lots of lucky wishes....I can do this. I am a Taurus after all. and so there u have it...
Fund Raising For The Animals
Ok people, For those of you that know what I do for a living, and those of you that do not. I am the Director of Animal Services at the Escondido Humane Society. In March we always hold a dog walk to raise funds for the shelter. This year there is some heavy competition for which team in the shelter will bring in the most money. The Animal Control Department came in second place last year. We need your help to beat the pants off the Animal Care Department. So please this year when you are out getting your last minute gifts, remember the many animals that are houses at the Escondido Humane Society Shelter. On my home page under the about me, there is a green box that says First Giving. Please click and follow the instructions. Thank you again from all the animals that are waiting a loving home here at the shelter.. Traci and her furry friends
Fundraiser
Kyle and I are planning a pasta dinner fundraiser for February 16th at the Knights of Columbus Hall on Providence Street here in Putnam, CT. from 5:00-7:00 pm. We are raising funds for a very special program the Hole in the Wall Gang Camp has. It's called the Milmoe Fund. This fund was set up by a very special family who lost their son some years back. The Hole in the Wall Gang Camp and the counselors were very important to this boy. After his passing the family set up the fund so when a child was in the hospital a distance from home, camp would send a counselor to be by the side of the camper. You can't believe how important this is to both the child and the parents. When Kyle was in Cincinnati for his spinal surgery, camp sent two of Kyle's favorite counselors to be by his side. Abby Gross was there a week early which gave Kyle the person he needed to have fun with. We went to a amusement park with her and she was the one who went on the fast rides with Kyle, because of his surgery
Fun Day
I was invited by my friend to go watch the local version of the Polar Plunge. I figured watching a bunch of people jumping into the lake and freezing their asses off sounded like a lot of fun, Man was I right. There were several Hundred people who showed up to watch about 80 plungers. At first I remembered why I hate being short. All I could see were people standing in front of me. One nice tall person let me get in front of him...he is awesome! finally I was able to see what everyone else could and I got some great photos(on here in my pics). There were a few boats that showed up to watch as well. One boat had to be bailed out using beer buckets. Everyone was giving them a hard time..it was too funny. I found it absolutely amazing that after seeing the person in front of you come out of the water, freezing, people could still jump. I was freezing and fully clothed, winter coat and all. Anyway, I had a great time...got drunk, which happens rarely. I will be going again ne
The Fundamental Inequality Of Sex.
Another title for this could be: What I want. A lot of people worry about sex being equal. About not being used & discarded, ignored. Treated like an object. Get turned off if sex turns into a power struggle. Sex must be equal! Or you are a bad man, you woman-hater. Bah, what a load of crap. Sex is not equal, on a very fundamental level. No matter what we do, one of us is the giver, and one is the taker. And I'm interested in taking you. You are not a faceless hole for me to stick my dick in, regardless of what you get out of it. You are my slut, my wanton whore, I will have you over and over until I am satisfied with how weak and sated you are. That's what I want! I want you to be beautiful! I want you to be horny! I want you to dress hotly and show off! I want you to feel sexy and desired, because you are, slut, oh yes. You will bend over and show yourself to me, because that's what I demand. Open yourself, show me how wet you are, nasty girl, show me where you want my cock.
Fund Raising Fubucks Auction For Dina Rocks
FUNDRAISING FUBUCKS AUCTION Trying to raise fubucks funds for spotlight... I've been donating almost every fubuck i have to everyone else for spotlight.. and now it's my turn:) My friends rock. A few of my friends have donated some stuff. Go check it out, show sum fubar love, & bid on them. list of just a few names: Pâµ|@ fubar CANADIAN ®- MR. SWEETNESS - SWEETHEART♥ FU OWNED BY IRISH SWEETHEART!@ fubar KENO...Owner Of the KO Girls Owned by Princess Beakers@ fubar *Thump☆Star*™|CWP Radio|@ fubar Philemon - fu-owned by Guidomedic!@ fubar If interested in helping me out & can't donate. you can also donate your services. salutes, graphics etc.. to be auctioned off.. contact me through message if you'd like to join. If interested in bidding please click the pic below to check them all out. it should send you to the auction folder. i'll be adding more stuff as we go along. so if there's anything you might want and isen't l
Fund Raiser
Biloxi Roller Derby is going to Rock the Coast! We are having our first fundraiser at Marig's in Edgewater Village this month and we want you there to celebrate the birth of Co-Ed Roller Derby in the South!! We are so proud of how Roller Derby in Mississippi and in the Southeast has evolved over the past 2 years to allow us to have Men's and Junior's Divisions along with our Women!! Roller Derby is taking over the World. Don't miss out! Hosted By: Biloxi Roller Derby When: Friday Jul 25, 2008 at 10:00 PM Where: Marig's 2650 Beach Blvd in Edgewater Village Biloxi, Mississippi|25 39532 United States Description: Biloxi Roller Derby
Fun Day
I had the most wonderful and fun day today. I got too meet and have my picture taken with Kyle Petty, got to talk to his wife, Patty and got autographs from Kyle and Matt Kenseth. Also had my cousin's youngest son picture taken too with Kyle. thought that was neat too.
Fundamental Individualism
Satanism is often mistaken as being a religion that encourages cruelty and irresponsible behaviour, but LaVey's brand is very different. Central is the idea is that an individual must enforce their own meaning on life and rise above the perceived conformity of the masses. The Satanist is seen as equivalent to Nietzsche's Übermensch; LaVey claimed "Satanists are born, not made" and that "[Satanists] have a disease called independence that needs to be recognized just like alcoholism." There are progressive and libertarian elements here; diversity is encouraged, everyone is expected to discover their own sexuality, chart their own personality, and decide their own ambitions in life. In this stress on individuality, Satanism is considered a "Left-Hand Path" religion.
Fundraising For The American Cancer Society By Running A Marathon
Hi to all who might read this, In less than two weeks, I am running my fifth edition of the Chicago Marathon, on behalf of the American Cancer Society, in memory of my grandfather, Dr. Edmond Ray Cole. He was a kind and brilliant man, a doctor who specialized in the study of the coagulative properties of human blood. He helped shape the man that I am today, and I want to honor the lasting impact that he has left upon me. I know that my story is not unique... millions of people are charged with living with cancer every year, and millions more lose their fight with the disease. So, I hope that there are others out there who care about this cause, and can help me give further hope to the cancer community, because together, we can help. If this is a cause that you too, would like to support, please feel free to either e-mail me, or donate online via the following link: http://main.acsevents.org/goto/MikeCostello Thanks in advance to any who might be able to help. If there is
The Fundamental Elements Of A Realization
The Fundamental Elements Of A Realization The Fundamental Elements Of A Realization, That You're Mind, Body, & Soul Is Filled To The Brim, With The Wrong Chemicals... And It Is Running Dangerously Low On The Water And Solutions IT So Desperately Needs To Live And Breathe So After The Sun Rise, Which Strangely Resembled A Sunset... A Moment Of Clarity, Unlike Nothing I'd Ever known, Settled Upon My Mind... For I had An Epiphany Most Ignore, And Never Take Notice Of... Until Its Long Past Them, And Far To Late But, Little Did I know... A Battle For My Very Soul Was About To Ensue And I could Only Hope And Pray I Was Ready... For The Inevitable Blitzkrieg That Was Starring Right Into My Very Eyes I Needed To Be Ready... I HadTo Be Ready To Be Continued On The Next Rainy Day J. Alexander
Funding Ran Out For My Aunt
So as im calling yesterday wondering why my aunts MDS medication Revlimid is almost 2 weeks late,in the last 2 weeks they have told me numerous excuses as to why, from being lost in the system to some other bullshit stories...so I finally get a hold of someone that can give the answers I need.I think I have it all straightened out her meds are being delivered today at some point...so they call me back after I think it is all good and tell me the one of the societies I go through for funding doesnt have enough to cover her copay which by the way they tell me its over 3k this month,so my heart sinks, but, I remember I had applied for co pay assistance through the Leukemie and Lymphoma Society so I do all my faxing bullshit and all my phone calls yesterday...and its covered but for this month only..so my task today is to apply to as many co pay assistance programs I can find out there to cover her for the rest of the year...all this due to the fact that her previous med dosage was upped f
Fundraiser
My son is doing a fundraiser and we want your donation! Plz help for this great cause(March of Dimes),donations can be made via PayPal to the account tink4u1981@yahoo.com. Nothing is to small,thank you in advance.
Fundamentalism
Fundamentalism is one of those things that is often associated with religion. There are Christian fundamentalists, Islamic fundamentalists, Mormon fundamentalists and so on. But what has it ever occurred to you that all of these movements have something in common? Once you see that they do, you also see that fundamentalism is present in many other aspects of life as well.Religious fundamentalism is a reaction to any part of the religion that is complex. It is often law centered and always centers itself around and issue about what you personally should think or do. For instance, the religious text says that it is a bad idea to (whatever) or a good idea to (whatever) then that is how it is. There are no exceptions. Do this believe that. Circumstances, events, and all of the things which make life complex are completely ignored.But if fundamentalism is a reaction to complexity, then it can be found in so many other aspects of life that it begins to amaze. An example that comes to mind is
Funding Deal Approved For Ariz. Kidscare Program
Arizona can resume coverage for children eligible through its state-federal insurance program for the poor under a new funding arrangement approved by the CMS- mulberry bags . The two-year deal, which was approved by the CMS on April 6, replaces state funding with money from three state hospital groups to allow the program to add nearly 22,000 new enrollees, according to federal and state officials. The hospitals involved—Phoenix Children’s Hospital, Maricopa Integrated Health System and the University of Arizona Health Network—provided about $110 million in local government funds to garner more than $220 million from the federal government- mulberry sale . Another related hospital funding deal will use $20 million in gaming revenue from tribal casinos to draw down $13 million in federal funds to reimburse hospitals in the state for the cost of the uncompensated care they provide- mulberry bags for sale .
Fundamentos De 3 Teléfonos Móviles
3 teléfonos móviles o teléfonos móviles 3G también se identifican generalmente asthird generación de teléfonos móviles. Dichas condiciones especifican un estándar reconocido en relación con las telecomunicaciones. Para cumplir con estos requisitos de un teléfono 3G normales específicos para poseer el uso sincronizado de adición communicationin verbal a los datos solutions.They tiene que tener, además, las tasas de datos máximas de 200kbits / s. Comunicados publicados recientemente sugieren three.5G y 3.75G, además, da acceso a la web mundial amplia banda ancha móvil a los teléfonos inteligentes y ordenadores portátiles ordenadores. La primera red comercial 3G en los Estados Unidos era de Monet Red móvil. Terminó siendo finalmente cerró andsubsequently Verizon Wireless terminó convirtiéndose en el operador de la red 3G posterior lanzamiento de sus servicios en octubre de 2003. AT & T Mobility es todavía una red 3G más legítimo. Japón y Corea del Sur se convirtieron en países theearlies
Fundamentals Of Bdsm
Fundamentals of BDSM OK, so something deep inside you is gnawing away, that gut instinct that you are trying to compress, telling you that you want to submit or you want to Dominate another person for sexual pleasure or physical / emotional gratification, yet, you’ve seen the images on the internet and you’ve read the horror stories related to BDSM and are probably thinking you are a bit of freak – right? Oh so wrong. Are you normal?  In truth, these days i don’t believe in the word ‘normal’ to me ‘normal’ has no definition. Is it natural? Yes, completely. Just because society is telling you it isn’t natural, does not mean it is not natural to you. We are all individuals, we all have individual thoughts, fantasies, sexual urges, feelings and definitions of love. People who live in the D/s lifestyle or who have an active interest in BDSM are not freaks; we work, we play, we have families, we wear normal clothes and we
The Funeral Song Besides "helena"
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Funerals N Evaluation
I had to attend a funeral today for a friend of my families... I HATE FUNERALS!!! *crys* The lady that died was a sweetheart of a person... she had asked me to sing for her funeral a while back when she was at the beginning of fighting breast cancer... she lived 6 months longer then the doctors told her she would. Well in sitting there in the service.. I began to evaluate my life... damn!!! What a thought... then I get on here and actually have someone that I hold dear to my heart actually left me a commment on my profile telling me not to contact him.... sometimes I wish like right now, it were me 6 feet under!!! *crying* but... I have 2 very loving reasons for living... CHRISTIAN n EVERETT My sister made this pic for me.. Thank you SiS!! Okay back to evaluating my life... I want to have my family n friends remember me for who I truly am... A loving Mother... Dedicated Mother... Surviving Mother... A mother that truly loved her boys and brought them up to
Funeral Procession:
(All these are from Pita Bunny!!) A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss", I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?" "My husband's." "What happened to him?" The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him." She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?" The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her." A poignant and thou
7 Funeral Home Directors Plead Guilty To Selling Body Parts
7 Funeral Home Directors Plead Guilty to Selling Body Parts Wednesday, October 18, 2006 NEW YORK — Seven funeral home directors linked to a scheme to plunder corpses and sell the body parts for transplants have secretly pleaded guilty to undisclosed charges, prosecutors announced Wednesday. Brooklyn District Attorney Charles Hynes also announced that a grand jury had voted to bring a new indictment in the case that adds allegations involving funeral homes in New York City and Rochester. "It is clear that many more funeral home directors were involved in this enterprise," Hynes said. The seven unidentified directors all agreed to cooperate in an ongoing investigation into what investigators describe as an enterprise to steal bone and tissue from cadavers and sell the material to biomedical supply companies for profit, Hynes said. All seven entered their pleas in closed courtrooms and their names were withheld. However, defense attorneys said one of th
Funeral Tomorrow....
Tomorrow is Alex's funeral. I've been okay most of this week... I think I will freak out tomorrow. I wrote a song for Alex... It's not dune but I hope to have it done by next thursday to record and have available to the public and most importantly, Alex's friends. It's sort of my own way to work throught things instead of letting it sit in my head and eat away at me. I'm rediculously stressed... but I do it to myself I guess....
Funeral Party (from Last December--a Favorite)
Everybody's here with me Gather 'round as if it's something gorgeous I can taste the smell of your death Strange how it feels like fucking scars Every time I hear your voice Somebody must've pulled the plug Like fucking flatlining my activity Shit I can't breathe I can't breathe Take the oxygen with me I can taste the smell of your death Taste the pain of your flesh I walk once more into the freshest flames Create the need to leap into the fucking flood I am a disease trying to set myself free Overthrow the shadows floating just out of reach above I wade into the cool water, let it flow through me In and out it cleanses my insides, without touching my skin Work your way into me and become one It's time to be harvested Step into the light
The Funeral Song(the Reconstructed)
Funeral
Well that had to be one of the hardest things to see ... to see your cousin laying in a casket and to be able to see faintly the stitches that held his head in place because he was decapitated during the accident. I don't know what to do no more without him I will always love him and nothing will change it. I will always remember the memories that me and him had shared and always remember him being there with me. i wrote a poem for him that was read and not a dry eye was in the place here it is Living On Dedicated to: Ryan Alamond 11/27/06 How could it happen He was so young All this because he had a little fun I couldn’t believe it When I heard it myself All his dreams completely gone He’s gone to live in spirit Remember yourself He’s always in your heart When you need him the most Think of him and he’ll be there Always in love and memory He will be there By: your loving cousin Rhonda Loving Ryan, You may be gone But will always live on In our hearts an
Funeral
So yeah, I went to my frist furneral today for my Great Grandma. Of course im the emotional one, so i cried the whole way there and when i go there i broke down. Oh the better part, some of you that know me, I have a heart problem...well that acted up...so right in the middle...who passes out... *raises hand* me. So yeah. That was one of the worst days of my life. And to top it off. Something is going wrong with someone i love and I dont know what to say or how to say it, but there is just something that is bugging me sooooooo bad but i cant tell. *sigh* Gah why me. =(
Funeral
A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file. The woman was so curious that she respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I have never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?" "My husband's." "What happened to him?" The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him." She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?" The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her." A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.
Funeral
Well, everything started back on saturday. I woke up depressed and I had no idea why. Then when I called my uncle to tell him I was on my way to drop a few things off at his place, he told me that my great aunt passed away the night before. So I figured out that's why I was depressed when I woke up that day. Today I went to the funeral depressed like my mom, my uncle and other family members on my mom's side. It's hard for my family, but we're gettin through it.
Funerals Turned Into Protests. Why Would Anyone Do This?
At this point I am at tears begging people for answers, and ask...why must this hatred go towards us soldiers? What have we ever personally done to you? We volunteered to join during a wartime situation and joined knowing that one day we could be called to duty. I got my award for joining during a war time situation and wear it proudly. But i am appalled at the actions. For those who protest like the officer on trial I am ashamed to say are part of our military. We signed the contract knowing this could happen and that we could die. All we want is respect in our jobs. We dont ask that you support the war, just us. Dont use our funerals as a place of protest....We wouldn't create a riot at yours. -ARMYGIRLKATZ- The newspaper wrote a lovely article over him. He was an amazing friend and man. Never EVER argued about going to iraq. I think the only thing most said was "I want to be home. I miss it there. " that was the total amount of words said in his protest. But at his funeral
Funeral Procession
Funeral Procession A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long >black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, I>know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?" > > "My husband's." > > What happened to him?" > > The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him." > > She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?" > > The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her." A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence p
A Funeral, A Parade And A Missed Birthday
Monday was a day that was filled with emotions. My son is in 5th grade and he marched in the anuual Georgia Day Parade. It celebrates the day that James Oglethorpe landed on the river bluff here in Savannah and Georgia was founded. About 5,000 children participated in the parade. He was so excited to be one of them. His dad and I waited on his school to pass and we joined them in their march to City Hall. When he saw us his whole face lit up. He was so happy we were there...and we were very proud of him. His school won first place in the banner contest. However, back at the school, in the church there, a ceremony of a much different kind was taking place. A funeral was being held there..the funeral for the mommy I wrote about who was killed in a car wreck. As my son was glad to see me, her son was grieving. As my son was marching in a parade, her son was saying goodbye. As my son was laughing, her son was silent. As my son planned for tomorrow, her son wished it was yesterday. As m
Funeral
Since you have to pull over when you see a funeral coming down the road...what would you do if there were a funeral coming down both sides?
Funeral For Young Girl Possible Because Of Community Support Video Included
Friday afternoon, family, friends and anyone who has been touched by the death of ten-year-old Michaela Watkins gathered at the Church of the Living God in Winchester to say their last good-byes before she was laid to rest. But her funeral couldn't have been possible without the outpouring of support from the community. The support came in many ways and Lisa Watkins from the People's Exchange Bank was on the receiving end of most of it. "I keep getting letters from all over town and even from Lexington," she said. Those letters contain words of support and usually donations to ensure that the expenses associated with Watkins' funeral are paid for. Even with the many monetary donations, businesses around the area also stepped forward to offer their services for free. The casket, the vault, the plot, the headstone, and the flowers were all donated. Any money left over will be used to set up a memorial or scholarship fund. Michaela Watkins was found dead in her home on
Funeral Parade
Funeral Parade Nothing tastes like MURDER she asked if it would hurt I smiled and said "NO" the greasy lie ran down my chin like liquid embryo her young blood made me hard to the point of bleeding we smoke the ashes of our universe, the children are ours to feed the dogs the girl was worn and lonely easy to please my penis LOVED her immediately she gagged but swallowed LIQUID DEATH, the thoughts of DEAD BABIES DEPARTED the pale thing danced in the moonlight we whispered and threw shadows in celebration of the living. A funeral hymn for the pale fetus that turns over COLD in her belly. she pops another pill and rubs her cunt against my leg with my semen on her breath, WE Kiss DEEP D.R.
The Funeral & Nyc
The Big Apple... Never do get tired of seeing the place. Big city, rude people, cars whizzing down the streets of Manhattan doing what seems like 130mph... It's all a part of the NYC experience. We walked around 1 World Trade Center Drive, ate in a true NYC Bagel Shop and stayed in what's called a Hostel in Manhattan's Upper West Side. We rode the subway (It was CaliforniaMoonKid's first subway ride), talked to alot of different people, and decided it was time to come home. The funeral was nice... Short and sweet and enough for me to just get the heck outta there and start coming home. All-in-all it was a nice trip. But I'll never go back to the city. You may ask why that is, and this is why... NYC may always be my home... but every tie I had to NYC died with my grandmother. Now....... I have no reason to go back. DemonStorm
Funeral Today
TODAY WAS MY LIL COUSIN'S FUNERAL.... HE WAS KILLED ON THE 14TH WHEN HE WAS RUN OVER BY A UHAUL TRUCK. I COULDN'T EVEN GO TO THE CASKET AND LOOK AT HIM BECAUSE THEY RECONSTRUCTED HIS FACE. HE HAD TIRE MARKS ON HIS FACE. THEY HAD HIM WRAPPED IN PLASTIC. I COULDN'T EVEN LOOK AT HIM.. IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL A SERVICE. I CREATED BOOK MARKS AND LIL CERTIFICATE'S AND LIL PINS. THEY ARE GOING TO LAY HIM TO REST TOMORROW.
The Funeral Service
A young minister was asked by a funeral director in Lawton to hold a graveside service for a homeless man, with no family or friends, who had died while traveling through south-central Oklahoma. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery way back in the country, and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there. As the young minister was not familiar with the area, he became lost; and being a shy man, he did not stop for directions. He finally arrived an hour late. The young minister saw the crew eating lunch, but the hearse was nowhere in sight. He apologized to the workers for his tardiness, and stepped to the side of the open grave, where he saw the vault lid already in place. The young minister assured the workers he would not hold them long, but he believed that it was still the proper thing to do. The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch. The young minister poured out his heart and soul. As he preached, the workers began to say "Amen," "Praise the Lord,"
Funerals And Satin Panties
Today my heart was quiet. I stood there at the same site that I stood 6 months ago. When my daddy was buried. Today I stood there, not in grief for myself. But in support of another. Today I held hands and rubbed backs and kissed necks. And my heart was quiet. The wind kicks up high there. Almost fierce. A million undead kisses finding a place to land. A trillion unhugged huggs flittering about looking for the right person to embrace. I sat Cameron aged 6 up on a rocky wall. "Auntie Lollie... Im so sleepy" "I know baby. Lean here against me." And as he placed his head against my breast my arm circled his small body and I hugged him to me. My fingers playing with his hair. I placed kisses on his forehead every so often. "I love you Auntie Lollie" "And I you my Cam man." My eyes searched the sea of grievers and I caught sight of the Burgundy curls of my oldest friend. Firmly encased in the a
Funeral Of The Cardiologist
A Cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral. I'm a Gynecologist." The Proctologist fainted.
Funeral
An old man dies and is gonna be buried. His only son, no matter how hard he tried, couldn't make it to the funeral, so he calls the funeral home and tells the director that he wants his dad to have the best of everything. He does this and the dad had the best funeral money can buy. The son is reading his mail 'bout a month later and gets a bill for $85, he pays it, and a month later, another bill for $85, he pays it, another month later, another $85! The son calls the mortician and asks, what the monthly $85 bill was for, "I don't mind paying, but I just wanna know what I'm paying for." The mortician states that "You wanted the very best for your dad, so I rented him a tux!"
Funeral Procession
A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?" "My husband's." "What happened to him?" The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him." She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?" The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her." A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women. "Can I
2 Funerals
Today I left at 9:45 to go to a funeral that didn't start till 10:30 because we knew it was going to be packed. I live in a small community and this was for a 17 yr old girl that was in my sons grade at his school. It was standing room only. We left the church at 11:45 and couldn't even go to the grave side service because we had to head directly to another funeral for a 15 yr old girl, also from our small community but this one happened to also be a distant cousin and I'd been very close with her father & his brothers & sister when we were growing up. Hers didn't start till one and we were at the church by noon. By 12:30 it was pretty much standing room only. We did go to the grave side service for her funeral. They had a white casket and handed out permanent markers after the sermon so people could sign her casket before they committed her to the earth. Terribly terribly sad .. and oh so draining.
Funeral For Cherry Tap
The Funeral Of Hearts
Love's the funeral of hearts And an ode for cruelty When angels cry blood On flowers of evil in bloom The funeral of hearts And a plea for mercy When love is a gun Separating me from you She was the sun Shining upon The tomb of your hopes and dreams so frail He was the moon Painting you With it's glow so vulnerable and pale Love's the funeral of hearts And an ode for cruelty When angels cry blood On flowers of evil in bloom The funeral of hearts And a plea for mercy When love is a gun Separating me from you She was the wind, carrying in All the troubles and fears here for years tried to forget He was the fire, restless and wild And you were like a moth to that flame The heretic seal beyond divine Pray to god who's deaf and blind The last night's the soul's on fire Three little words and a question why Love's the funeral of hearts And an ode for cruelty When angels cry blood On flowers of evil in bloom T
Funeral
A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out, when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive. She lives for ten more years and then dies. A ceremony is again held at the same synagogue and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying the casket. As they are walking out, the husband cries, "Watch out for the wall!
The Funeral Of Hearts By Him
Yup im a Him Fan. "The Funeral Of Hearts" Love's the funeral of hearts And an ode for cruelty When angels cry blood On flowers of evil in bloom The funeral of hearts And a plea for mercy When love is a gun Separating me from you She was the sun Shining upon The tomb of your hopes and dreams so frail He was the moon Painting you With it's glow so vulnerable and pale Love's the funeral of hearts And an ode for cruelty When angels cry blood On flowers of evil in bloom The funeral of hearts And a plea for mercy When love is a gun Separating me from you She was the wind, carrying in All the troubles and fears you've for years tried to forget He was the fire, restless and wild And you were like a moth to that flame The heretic seal beyond divine A prayer to a god who's deaf and blind The last rites for souls on fire Three little words and a question why Love's the funeral of hearts And an ode for cruelty When angels cry blood On flowers of e
Funeral
A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?" The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his ass!" The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, "It fucking hurts doesn't it!"
The Funeral Yesterday
THE FUNERAL WAS SO BEAUTIFUL, A FEW OF HER GRANDCHILDREN & GREAT GRANDCHILDREN GOT UP AND THEY READ POEMS THEY MADE FOR GRANDMA... I DIDN'T GET TO KNOW HER AS WELL AS THEY DID.... BUT WHEN I DID IT WAS IN THE HOSPITAL A FEW TIMES.... I WAS DOING OK OF NOT CRYING & STAYING STRONG FOR CHARLES & HIS FAMILY UNTIL THE READ WHAT THEY WROTE.... I STARTED CRYING, WISHING SHE WAS STILL WITH US SO THAT I COULD HAVE GOTTEN TO KNOW HER BETTER THEN WHEN SHE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL... BUT I SAT THERE NEXT TO CHARLES TRYING TO STOP THE TEARS TO BE STRONG FOR THEM... AFTER WE LEFT THE ROOM AND WENT OUT SIDE TO GET THE CAR READY A FEW PEOPLE WAS GIVING ME ANGY LOOKS, LOOKS THAT COULD KILL.... CAUSE I WAS CRYING LIKE A BABY AFTER WE WENT OUTSIDE... CHARLES WAS HOLDING TELLING ME WHAT I HAVE BEEN TELLING HIM.... BUT I TOLD HIM THAT HE KNEW HER & THAT I WILL NEVER GET TOO.... HE UNDERSTOOD ME AND HELD ME TIGHT ANS I TOO WAS HOLDING HIM TIGHT... HE TOLD ME TO JUST OVER LOOK THOSE WHO WAS LOOKING AT ME THAT AW
The Funeral Party
It is I in a dusty corner on folding chair, sore with grief, keeping company to these out of season mums,their fragrance heavy and sickening this somber, somber day. Just wait here a bit, just wait. The front door, a revolving carnival for comers-and-goers; the visitors to this fatherless home. Oh how these sordid travelers here press on; pressing, pressing, stamping through this room, wooden-floored, rich with scent of black coffee cream-streaked. Amidst funeral stuffiness and proper inaction will I wait here, will I wait a cornered mum. The whispers, the vespers, the shuffling of feet cautious now. Strange, the candle placed table-center will stay lit, will not keep a-flame, here where draft would be welcomed; and I shrug, waiting, smelling the mums. Clangs the porcelain china, crisp as the hurried colognes and ancient perfumes, sudden as timorous outbursts of laughter, dampened instinctively by strict repose. A bit longer, wait a bit longer; twisting on my chair.
Funeral
I am going to a funeral tomorrow. My person I cared for for 5 years pasted away this week. You get really close to people in that amount of time. I haven't really cried yet. I will still be caring for the partner though. I love caring for people.
Funeral Of Hearts
Loves the funeral of hearts And an ode for cruelty When angels cry blood On flowers of evil in bloom The funeral of hearts And a plea for mercy When love is a gun Separating me from you She was the sun Shining upon The tomb of your hopes and dreams so frail He was the moon Painting you With its glow so vulnerable and pale Loves the funeral of hearts And an ode for cruelty When angels cry blood On flowers of evil in bloom The funeral of hearts And a plea for mercy When love is a gun Separating me from you She was the wind, carrying in All the troubles and fears here for years tried to forget He was the fire, restless and wild And you were like a moth to that flame The heretic seal beyond divine Pray to God whos deaf and blind The last nights the souls on fire Three little words and a question why Loves the funeral of hearts And an ode for cruelty When angels cry blood On flowers of evil in bloom The funeral of hearts And a plea for merc
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Funeral Processions In The South
During a funeral procession every vehicle , private or commercial , even 18 wheelers pull over to the side of the road out of respect. The police officers that block the intersections stand with their hand over their heart. Southern hospitality should be extended even to those who can not say "thank you."
Funeral
I will remember the day like it was my last. I walked into church to see all my friends and family. They were sitting there with sad faces. Some crying. Some just talking with people round them. I wasn't sure what they all were doing there that day. I went up to talk to some of them. But, it was like I wasn't there. But, I was there. Right infront of them. But, they just kept talking. So I stood there and listened to them talk. All the talk was about me. And how my family was gonna get along. I moved closer to the front of the church. To see my wife and kids and their kids. They were all dressed up. For what I didn't know. As I looked at my wife and kids. I noticed there was no seat open for me. I still didn't understand what was going on. So I just stood there beside my wife. The service started. I listened to the words of the pastor. The words he spoke were bout me and my life. About my personal journey through life. And about my family. I spoke out an
Funeral Is Over ~ Healing Begins
Well the Funeral for my grams was on Thursday and it was an absolutely gorgeous day. The sun was out, the temperature was perfect and my grandma's favorite thing, butterflies, we flying all around the church. She was their, making sure her family and friends were ok and making sure we were all celebrating her life and not mourning the death of her body. Her spirit is still alive and well in all of us. I do miss her, I do catch a tear every now and again when I hear a sad song, but I don't cry anymore, I smile when I think about her, I smile knowing that she is with God whom she believed in with all of her heart. She was a god fearing christian that never spoke an ill word about anyone and i am going to strive to be more like that. Trying to get more happy and less angry, look for the good in people instead of seeing flaws. Everyone has flaws, but that doesn't mean we need to notice them. We all say things at one time or another that we don't mean, we all do things that we regre
Funeral Song Upsated Oct 31-08
Ive always had a song on my mind, but today i decided to add this song by Oasis to my funeral song. Yea for some reason i dont really think abou my wedding song, but i think of my funeral song....sick aintit lol Nutshell by Alice in Chains (added Oct 31 08) Love is blindness by U2 Stop crying your heart out by Oasis
Funeral Procession
FUNERAL PROCESSION: (DON'T SKIP THE PRAYER AT THE END...ITS PRICELESS!) A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, 'I am so sorry for your loss', I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?' 'M y husband's.' 'What happened to him?' The woman replied, 'My dog attacked and killed him.' She inquired further, 'Well, who is in the second hearse?' The woman answered, 'My mother-in-law. She was trying
Funeral
Well I just got back from Sesha's funeral. It was a great service. She was loved by many people. She touched alot of peoples hearts and you could tell by the service that she had. Now we are left with the hard part. I hate asking for things from people but the cost of the funeral is more than the family can afford. If you would like to make a donation and help out please contact me. Anything that you can donate will be nice. I hate asking for anything but I have already taken out a loan to pay for half of it but only have 30 days to pay off the other half. R.I.P Sesha.. Daddy loves you
Funerals And Satin Panties
Today my heart was quiet. I stood there at the same site that I stood 6 months ago. When my daddy was buried. Today I stood there, not in grief for myself. But in support of another. Today I held hands and rubbed backs and kissed necks. And my heart was quiet. The wind kicks up high there. Almost fierce. A million undead kisses finding a place to land. A trillion unhugged huggs flittering about looking for the right person to embrace. I sat Cameron aged 6 up on a rocky wall. "Auntie Lollie... Im so sleepy" "I know baby. Lean here against me." And as he placed his head against my breast my arm circled his small body and I hugged him to me. My fingers playing with his hair. I placed kisses on his forehead every so often. "I love you Auntie Lollie" "And I you my Cam man." My eyes searched the sea of grievers and I caught sight of the Burgundy curls of my oldest friend. Firmly en
The Funeral Of Hearts Video By Him
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Funeral Today
This afternoon at 2 pm I will be attending a funeral for an associate of mine who has been battling cancer for over a year. He was only 37 years old and left behind a wife and 2 sons and a daughter... all very young. Such a shame to see such a young vibrant man go through so much suffering for so long. It will be a very large funeral I am sure. He was very well liked by all who worked with him.
Funeral...
just had my uncle's funeral today... and last night we had the rosary... i didn't know him to well..been more than 5 yrs since i last saw him.. we had the rosary tonight.. i usually don't go up to the caskets cause i like my last memory of them to be when they were alive..rather than dead in a casket.. but i sorta had to ..forgot how he looked.. when i finally saw him..than i finally remembered. it's sad but it's not as sad as if i had known him. old ppl are funny.. aunt's, uncles, grandparents kept on calling me by my sisters names. and none remembered my real name..not memorable i sop. geez..thanks:P they all assumed i got prego when i was young and had kids..it's the usual round here..and than asking if i was married.. so it's just a reminder i don't have my own family yet..yea awesome:P most of them said..'good..don't get married'..wtg on encouraging me ppl. and let's not forget the constant staring..they were either tryin to figure out who's daughter i was
A Funeral Procession
A FUNERAL PROCESSION: A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, 'I am so sorry for your loss', I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen afuneral like this. Whose funeral is it?' 'My husband's.' 'What happened to him?' The woman replied, 'My dog attacked and killed him.' She inquired further, 'Well, who is in the second hearse?' The woman answered, 'My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her.' A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women. 'Can I borrow the dog?...
Funeral For A Friend...
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flakey at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived b y his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dou
Funerella's Midnight Escapades....
Here comes lil' funerella, eye's as pitch as night.... only after dusk is drawn,will she sneak outside... lurking in and out of shadows, insearch for a place to play... watches as the moon rises upwards, melting the day's light away... looking around to cast her sights on something fuzzy and warm... she finds her kitty,lays there purring,cuddled within her arms... playing around in graveyards, hiding behind tombstones laying about... she finds a place to rest a bit, while her kitty seeks her out... She awakens from her rest to find the skys turned from black to blue... tis time to seek refuge away from the daylight which will be upon her soon... she scurries back within her house and draws the shades from light... drifts off to sleep,dreaming of kitty till they play again tonight... ~*Twist'a Fate*~
Funeral Music
At our local crematorium families are given the chance to chose the music CD they would like to enter the service to. One family asked to enter to, "Love me Tender." Well the day of the funeral arrived and the music was started ready for the family to walk in to the service. Unfortunately the wrong track number was entered into the CD player, and the family found themselves walking in to, "Return to Sender."
Funeral
Some Will Seek Forgiveness, Others Escape - Underoath I'm not religious AT ALL but this song gets me everytime. play this for me when i die?
The Funeral....
Snow fell the day we buried Billy. Lightly it cascaded from the smoky, cloud-filled sky and landed softly on my bare shoulders. Rays of sun shone through the clouds and burnt my ashen skin, reminding me that it was still summer. I wish the snow remembered. Because it forgot, I was standing on a white ground; thick; with cold trickling into my tennis shoes causing my toes to go numb. Shifting from one foot to the other gradually brought feeling back to my toes. It returned with slight spikes of pain shooting through them; like being stabbed with a hot knife. I winced and shifted faster until they were almost back to normal, then stopped. Casually I raised my eyes; full of tears threatening to spill through my lashes blackened with thickly applied mascara, and swept them through the mass of bodies attending the funeral. People were snuggled together, arms encircling each others waists, huddled under an umbrella, trying to erect a barrier between them and the oncoming cold. Whe
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Funeral Guard Change(pres. Reagan)
Funeral Song #2
There's only a few things I want promised at my funeral: Open bar. Great buffet. Everyone having a good time. But, I did want ONE song played, and that's "Great Below" by NIN. ...and now, I have to add this song: Someone please take note. =P
Funeral
WANTED TO SAY THAT I KNOW I HAVENT REALLY BEEN INTO FUBAR SINCE MY STEP DAD GOT SICK AND NOR SINCE HE PAST BUT I WILL BE TOTALLY READY TO COME BACK AND BE ON CAM IN EXOTIC AFTER SAT .... THANKS ALL MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS FOR THE LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU ALL HAVE GIVEN ME THROUGHOUT THIS HARD TIME IN MY LIFE YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU HAVE GIVEN ME AND IM SO THANKFUL LOVE YOU ALL AND THANKS FOR BEING PATIENT WITH ME BOATMAN I KNOW I HAVE A JOB AND YOU HAVE BEEN SOOO GOOD TO ME LOVE YA BABY SAY BIG PRAYERS FOR ME SAT I HAVE TO DO A SPEACH AT THE FUNERAL
The Funeral Of Hearts
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The Funeral
Not long ago, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a graveside service for a homeless man, with no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery way back in the country, and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there. As I was not familiar with the backwoods of East Texas, I became lost; and being a typical man did not stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late. I saw the backhoe and the crew, who was eating lunch, but the hearse was nowhere in sight. I apologized to the workers for my tardiness, and stepped to the side of the open grave, where I saw the vault lid already in place. I assured the workers I would not hold them up for long, but this was the proper thing to do. The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch. I poured out my heart and soul. As I preached the workers began to say "Amen", "Praise the Lord", and "Glory"! I preached and preached, like I'd never preached before: from Genesis all the way to Revelations. I c
Funeral Service For My Mother
For those who wish to know, the funeral services for my Mother who passed away 3/15 will be this friday morning (3/27) at 10am at the Sutter Cemetery in Sutter California. I wish to thank all those who have kept my family in their thoughts and prayers during this troubling time of our life. without your support and our faith this would be more difficult to deal with. John "JAK"
Fu Needs Humor :p
*The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the raceagain and it won again.* *The local paper read: * *_PASTORS ASS OUT FRONT._** The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered thePastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day the local paper headline read:* *_BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTORS ASS_* *This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get rid ofthe donkey. The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline thenext day: _ NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN._ The Bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so shesold it to a farmer for $10.* *The next day the paper read: _NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10._ This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back thedonkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read:**
Funeral Weather
As with many funerals, it was a cloudy, rainy day. The deceased was a little old lady who had devoted her entire married life to fussing at her poor husband. When the graveside service had no more than terminated, there was a tremendous burst of thunder accompanied by a distant lightning bolt. The little ol man looked at the pastor and calmly said, "Well, she's there." 
The Funeral Of Hearts.
I saw new writings. I tell myself "don't read it". I just can't help myself and I read it anyhow. All I can think is that I still love this person so much, but I also know that I can't trust what she says she feels. How can you make it out like everything is so hunky dory, but as soon as you get here it's not. I really don't think I can ever trust you now. Besides I've always been 2nd best, the "if all else fails". It's how I've always felt around you. As of now though, I'm done. I still love you hard, still having dreams that won't go away, still can't get you out of my fucking head. It's only a matter of time before it all falls apart forever. I'm getting stronger everyday and learning to cope. I don't know what you want from me, but whatever it is just say it and stop beating around the fucking bush. That's a big part of the reason why things are the way they are. If you've got something you want to say to me, just say it. Don't be afraid to say something back.
Funeral Procession
Funeral Scheduled
I just found out the funeral is set for Friday at 10am. This has been a horrible past 24 hours and I am still realing from the whole thing. My friend started dating a man and he started beating her. She kicked him out about a month ago. It was just a week ago that she filed a restraining order against him. He had already tried to strangle her once in the past two months. She has been scared every since. She was a very strong independant woman and refused to get help any sooner. If she had she may still be alive. Now all of her family and friends and our community have to deal with her being gone forever. She impacted the lives of everyone who met her. Good or bad these impacts will stay with us forever, and she will always be in my heart.
Funeral Blues Or Known As Stop All The Clocks
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone, Silence the pianos and with muffled drum Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come. Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead Scribbling in the sky the message He is Dead, Put crêpe bows round the white necks of the public doves, Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves. He was my North, my South, my East and West, My working week and my Sunday rest My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song; I thought that love would last forever, I was wrong. The stars are not wanted now; put out every one, Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun. Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood; For nothing now can ever come to any good.
Funeral Lies?
The company that donated money to help pay for Corey Haim's funeral stopped payment on the check it sent the family ... claiming the money wasn't being used for Haim's funeral at all. Startifacts, a celebrity memorabilia company that had been auctioning some of Haim's stuff, had donated $20,000 to cover funeral expenses. But after a series of back and forth emails with Haim's brother-in-law, Mark Alexander, the company learned the funeral had already been paid for by the funeral home -- and its money was going to be used for Corey's mom's cancer treatments. A rep for Judy Haim, Corey's mom, tells TMZ Judy's medical bills are completely covered and she has no idea why Alexander gave Starifacts the wrong idea. Haim says the funeral costs were indeed all covered by the funeral home's donations fund -- and she was raising money to reimburse them. Either way, Startifacts feels burned by the whole ordeal and, as of now, has no intention of sending another check.  
Funeral Songs
Come On Up To The House - Tom Waits High, Wide And Handsome - Loudon Wainwright III Down To The River To Pray - Alison Krauss Take Care Of All Of My Children - Tom Waits   Is four songs too many to have picked out for your funeral?
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so im sitting here feeling obligated because a few people have friend requested me... the problem is, i dont know them. they dont know me. id say at best, we are acquaintances maybe. but friends??? and they didnt have the courtesy to even say anything in the request??? yea, way to NOT give me the impression youre gonna be a good friend. and im not just another rock in the pile for you to stand on atop the mountain of fu popularity. thanks but id rather not be a face in the crowd of 3000.  in case you havent noticed, i have less than 50 friends. i will most likely never have more. most of them on there i speak to at least once a week or we exchange rates just about daily. kinda hard to do with thousands and thousands.  and in case you havent noticed, my friends arent numbered. all my friends are important to me. and i have no family. my friends serve that purpose. when the time comes, (if ever)... that i need to add people to my family for leveling purposes... my 50 friends will fit t
Fu News 2nd Edition
so im creeping up on 90 days on fu... i know, a drop in the bucket for some of you die hards that have been here for 2/3/ even up to 5 years... but ive been here long enough to notice a few things *** some men have no awareness: there are at least 3 profiles that ive seen of "women" loaded with plenty of pics. theyre getting bling, rates, and comments. these profiles have no salutes. (surprise surprise). the kicker, the profiles are of women that are famous pornstars. guys... get a clue. or dont. i really dont care. continue to drag down the entire male gender with your rampant stupidity by believing Gianna is really in your shoutbox. im sure the dude that owns the profile is laughing all the way to the fu-bank as he reads your pervy messages about how you wanna fuck him... i mean her. *** insanity is a common disease among the women: albert einstein said insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result. to all you women who date these fu players
Funeral Held For Fallen Va. Tech Officer
A Virginia Tech police officer gunned down in a shooting that revived memories of the April 2007 massacre on campus was remembered at his funeral Monday as a loving husband, father and dedicated public servant.canada goose outletBagpipers and drummers marched somberly down the center of Cassell Coliseum to Deriek W. Crouse’s flag-draped coffin as hundreds of police officers, family, friends and state dignitaries looked on. Crouse, 39, was ambushed last Thursday during a routine traffic stop on campus. Police said Ross Truett Ashley, a 22-year-old student at a nearby college, walked up to Crouse’s cruiser and shot him. Ashley was found a short time later in a nearby parking lot, dead of a self-inflicted gunshot wound. Investigators said they have found no apparent link between the two men and are seeking a motive. The random nature of Crouse’s death was a common sentiment expressed at his funeral. “Today we have gathered in this place not because life always make
Funews & Social Archived Posts Oct - Nov 2012
FuNews & Social Archived Posts Oct, Nov 2012: TWITTER and Veterans Day:http://fubar.com/twitter-and-veterans-day/b56627-1186120 Halloween Contest: http://fubar.com/halloween-contest-bling-packs-and-stuff/b56627-1185089
Funews And Social Archived Posts - January 2013
Jan 2013 FuNews & Social Archived Posts "I Dated that Douche" - A Fubar Experience http://fubar.com/i-dated-that-douche-a-fubar-experience/b56627-1190760
Funews & Social Archived Posts , February 2013
*Please don't forget to rate this blog* Feb 2013 FuNews & Social Archived Posts Fubar Connect: http://fubar.com/fubar-connect/b56627-1193278 Things to do on Fubar when you are bored (fun!): http://fubar.com/things-to-do-on-fubar-when-you-are-bored-101/b56627-1193098
Fun Famous Quotes From Fellow Drunks... Like Me.
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” “Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.” “I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.” “Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” “Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” “The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.” “I am awake, I might as well be drinking” “It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the wine, or any other reason.” “Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.” “Responsible Drinking? Now that's an Oxymoron.” “I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.” “Drinking is a way of ending the day” “Drink today, and d
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had a relatively good day yesterday. didnt do any work, and i went to a nats game wit my friend alison. the only bad parts were that i found wit my baby (jimmy) and the nats lost. me and jimmy made up and alison made the game ton more fun. during the game, we got food. it seemed like i had been eatin a TON of chicken tenders all buried in the fries. normal chicken tender meals have three chicken tenders and a bunch of fries. "how many chicken tenders did u have alison?" "three, why?" "i feel like i'v been eatin 15...cuz i def eat three ages ago!" i had hiccups twice and it made me started to think and laugh a lil: "hey alison..." "yea?" "did u know that if u sneeze, hiccup, cough and fart at the same time u die?" (us laughin, me dying from laughin so hard for like 20 minutes) this foul ball came for us at one point. we were 5 rows up behind 1st plate (damn good seats) and after the 7th inning stretch, a foul ball came out way and hit this girl in the head like a r
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well today lets see i get to clean all day long? YIPPY ME LOL
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hey there again, well who wants to have fun and vote for king and queen? cant go wrong, its fun and there are heaps of contestants in, have a look at the link below's pics, they are in there under king and queen folders respecfully lol Contest Duo@ LostCherry
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Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. I hate water, only for showers do I allow it 2. Spiders freak me out 3. I play with my ears 4. i'm addicted to lifting weights 5. i'm a virgin by choice...lolz even if I am ugly! it's still a choice hahahahahha 6. when I get drunk, like really drunk I stop speaking english for hours but, not always i'm taggin kim julie kristi Leslie jessy mandy
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I heart these quiz thingy'sYou're an Passionate KisserFor you, kissing is about all about following your urgesIf someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of storyYou can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kissesA total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in troubleWhat Kind of Kisser Are You?
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Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1.PEOPLE THAT ARE LATE BUGS ME 2.I HAVE A THING FOR COWBOYS ( THEY HAVE CUTE BUTTS LOL) 3.I HAVE 2 WOUNDERFUL KIDS 4. ON FRIDAY NIGHTS IS PARTY NIGHT FOR ME 5.MY MOM IS MY BEST FRIEND I GUESS YOU COULD SAY IN A AWAY I AM A MOMMY GIRL 6. I HAVE TO GO SEE MY MOM AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK MOST OF THE TIME ON SATERDAYS i'm taggin TERA SHY SCOTTIE JOANNE BADBOYNMD BIG DADDY
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So it's now december and it's the holiday rush right? This year it sucks, because everyone is so hard to shop for... my little bro is the worst, because everything he wants is over $100. (gotta love teenagers) So my sisters and I are thinking of getting him a gift card... togeather we may be able to come up with $50 for him... but they still think he needs to actually get something from us... so.... still stuck! anyway I was in the christmas mood, but now I'm not, I really don't know why. I think I'm just stressed. We'll see what happends after I'm done with school this week.
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Well the "happiest holiday of the year" is fast approaching and it is really depressing. I have much to be thankful for though a beautiful baby boy who is healthy and always smiling well almost always lol, a roof over my head and a regular job but there is just so much going on right now and I feel so overwhelmed and I have no one to turn to other than my great friends (but sometimes that just isn’t enough) I hate to sound whiny and I feel just so tired of seeming like I complain to much but meh I guess you are never truly given anymore than you can handle. I hope everyone has a happy holiday and to all those that have someone important in their live do me this favor show them how much they mean to you!!!
Fun Facts
Butterflies taste with their feet. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year. Ball point pens kill more people in a week than marijuana has in thousands of years. I had to add this....... Drew On average people fear spiders more than they do death. Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older. It's possible to lead a cow upstairs ... but not downstairs. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because
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HEY CHERRIES, I WENT OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A WHILE LAST NIGHT WITH MY SISTER , ONE OF MY GIRL FRIENDS, AND ONE OF MY MALE FRIENDS, I HAD SO MUCH FUN !!!WE DRANK, WE SMILED, WE LAUGHED, AND I DANCED MY ASS OFF. LET ME TEL YOU DANCEING IS A SURE WAY TO GET RID OF SOME OF THOSE UNWANTED EXTRA POUNDS, MY BODY HURT SO BAD THIS MORNING, BUT IT FELT GREAT, IF I HAD THE MONEY I WOULD DO IT ALL THE TIME..LOL WELL SO FAR MY WEEKEND IS GOING GREAT, HOPEFULLY IS STAYS IN THAT DIRECTION. I HOPE ALL OF YOU GO OUT THERE AND JUST LET LOOSE THIS WEEKEND, I AM SURE IT WOULD DO ALOT OF YOU SOME GOOD.. I KINOW IT DID ME GOOD :) HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND AND TALK TO EVERYONE SOON...
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1. What time is it? 7:26 PM 2. People call you: Steve 3. What are you most afraid of? Losing My Family 4. What do you drive? 2001 Ford Focus 5. Have you ever seen a ghost? yes,well i think thats what it was 6. Where were you born? cape May Court House,N.J. 7. Ever been to Alaska ? Nope 8. Ever been toilet papering? Of course hasn't everyone 9. Croutons or Bacon bits?BACON BITS 10. Favorite day of the week? Depends on what day i am getting off from work that week 11. Favorite restaurant:I prefer Home Cooking 12. Favorite Flower? Dead Ones 13. Favorite sport to watch: Football 14. Favorite Drink: Kahlua and cream 15. Favorite Ice cream:? Coffee 16. Disney or Warner Brothers:? Disney 17. Favorite fast food restaurant? McDonalds 18. What color is your bedroom carpet ? hardwood floors 19. How many times you failed your driver's test? none 20. Before this one, whom did you get your last e-mail from? ??? I got 36 e-mails just now which one y
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1. What time is it? 2001 (8:01 PM) 2. People call you: Rebekah 3. What are you most afraid of? 4. What do you drive? 2003 Buick Rendezvous 5. Have you ever seen a ghost? no, no such thing 6. Where were you born? Northern Illinois 7. Ever been to Alaska ? no 8. Ever been toilet papering? no 9. Croutons or Bacon bits? neither 10. Favorite day of the week? Sunday 11. Favorite restaurant: Olive Garden then TGI Friday's 12. Favorite Flower? violets and lilacs 13. Favorite sport to watch: basketball 14. Favorite Drink: water 15. Favorite Ice cream:? vanilla 16. Disney or Warner Brothers:? Disney 17. Favorite fast food restaurant? In 'N' Out 18. What color is your bedroom carpet? none 19. How many times you failed your driver's test? zero 20. Before this one, whom did you get your last e-mail from? well, this isn't an email! 21. What do you do most often when you are bored? I love to read and to play piano 22. Bedtime? usually after the 11pm news 23. Favorite TV Sh
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single white female and loving every minute of it
Fun Facts...
Ok, so I did this mumm called Fun Facts. It was so well received that I did it TWICE! Well the only problem with mumms is that they go away so quickly you know? So King Nothing decided to start a blog version of this! *It's really simple, you write down facts about yourself, from the mundane, to the funny, to the weird, etc, etc, and post it as a blog. I do NOT want comments on this blog ok? The ONLY comments I would like to see here are links to the blogs where you do this at! That way if one of my friends would like to be a friend of yours, they can learn a lil something about you. And this will be a fun way to learn more about your friends!* Thanks, King. So here goes... -I drive a minivan and I don't care who knows it. It gets really great gas mileage and I can fit 8 people in it, so that's enough for me. -When I was a child, my dad drank alot and fought with my mom while I hid in my room with the TV on full blast so I couldn't hear the yelling. -My childhood depressed m
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My friend King Nothing here on Tap had an idea to start this "Fun Facts" blog. Here is a quote from his blog to explain what it's about, "Ok, so my friend Morrigan did this mumm called Fun Facts. It was so well received that she did it TWICE! Well the only problem with mumms is that they go away so quickly you know? So I'm starting a blog version of this! It's really simple, you write down facts about yourself, from the mundane, to the funny, to the weird, etc, etc, and post it as a blog. I do NOT want comments on this blog ok? The ONLY comments I would like to see here are links to the blogs where you do this at! That way if one of my friends would like to be a friend of yours, they can learn a lil something about you. And this will be a fun way to learn more about your friends! Once again, TY Morrigan! So here goes..." And so now, here I go with my "Fun Facts".... ~~I love to laugh and often laugh at things that noone else finds funny. ~~I am a very easy going person. I
Fun Facts Revisited
Ok so my Happy Kinky Country lover woman has posted all of her fun and amazing facts, so I suppose it's my turn. It's not much so don't expect too much excitement. *I was once on "Romper Room" *I am an only child *I was named after a character in a musical (joy of joys) *I was adopted *If I get defensive about the Arabs it's cuz my dad IS one * I dont like chocolate ice cream or chocolate cake * Love is more important to me than anything ( not including my kids) * I have a dent in my forhead. I was 6 months old. My mom was carrying me down the stairs. Her heel broke off of her shoe and I flew down the stairs smack into a door knob. ( This explains a lot about me doesnt it?) I think that is all I am willing to share right now. I have to have some mystery don't I?
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(copy and paste in your own blog then answer it :) Best 1. Male friend: 2. Female friend: 3. Vacation: Last 1. Person you saw: 2. Talked to on the phone: 3. Hugged: 4. Text: 5. Messaged over myspace: Today 1. What are you doing now: 2. Wearing: 3. Better than yesterday?: Tomorrow 1. Is: 2. Got any plans: 3. Goal: 4. Dislikes about tomorrow: Favorite 1. Number: 2. Song: 3. Color: 4. Season: Currently 1. Missing someone: 2. mood: 3. Wanting: True/False I am a cuddler?: I am a morning person?: I am a perfectionist?: I am an only child?: I am currently in my pajamas?: I am currently suffering from a broken heart?: I am addicted to myspace?: I am online 24/7?: I am very shy around the opposite gender?: I can be paranoid at times?: I currently regret something that I have done?: When I get mad I curse frequently?: I enjoy country music?: I enjoy jazz music?: I enjoy smoothies?: I enjoy talking on the ph
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This was sent to me by a friend on another site. try it and see how it works for you! I know it's stupid but it's fun and I thought it might be nice to do something silly after my last blog. It reveals another side of me, proving that I'm not just about BDSM and politics. :) I was " slutty alcoholic who likes it dirty." Okay, take the phrase that relates to the first letter of your first name: A-Punky B-Emotional C-Pretty D-HOMOSEXUAL E-Gangster F-Girly G-Dyke H-Sweet I-Retarded j-Gorgeous K-Beautiful L-Fabulous M-Slutty N-Preppy O-Hot P- amazing Q-Boyish R-Hot S-Sexy T- Very Sexy U-Ugly V-Wonderful W-Hott X-Bitchy Y-Under-appreciated Z-Over-appreciated NOW THE THIRD IN YOUR MIDDLE NAME(if you don’t have one use your last name): A-Wizard B- Babe C-Bitch D-Obsesser E- God (ess) F-Retard G-Queen/ King H-Slut I-Girl J-Goth K-Nerd L-Alcoholic M-porn star N-sex god O-Geek P-Skank Q-Crack whore R-Sex machine S-Prince (ess) T-CryBaby
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FUN FACTS If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.(In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour(Don't try this at home,maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!") The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football fi
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Snapple Facts #1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds #2 Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons #3 Beavers can hold their breathe for 45 minutes under water #4 Slugs have 4 noses #5 Camels have 3 eyelids #6 A honey bee can fly at 15mph #7 A queen bee can lay 800-1500 eggs per day #8 A bee has 5 eyes #9 The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph #10 Mosquitoes are attracted to people who just ate bananas #11 Flamingos are pink because they eat shrimp #12 Emus and Kangaroos cannot walk backward #13 Cats have over 100 vocal chords #14 Camel's milk does not curdle #15 All porcupines float in water #16 The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1 #17 A hummingbird weighs less then a penny #18 A jellyfish is 95% water #19 Children grow faster in the spring #20 Broccoli is the only vegetable that is also a flower #21 Almonds are part of the peach family #22 Alaska has the highest per
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Your Candy Heart Says "First Kiss" You're a true romantic who brings an innocent hope to each new relationship. You see the good in every person you date, and you relish each step of falling in love. Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a romantic dinner your sweetie cooks for you Your flirting style: friendly and sweet What turns you off: cynics who don't believe in romance Why you're hot: you always keep the romance alive What Does Your Candy Heart Say?
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church had hope 4 kids weekend tonite with a puppet show & really entertaing magic show with prizes ..... was a fun 3 hrs event ..... continues tommorrow with games, food, drinks & free bicyles for the kids ...... should be FUN FUN FUN starts after outside church service 11-4 pm
Funfetti Cupcakes With Cream Cheese Icing
make a depressed cole feel better :P
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can I make you stand and applaud make the blind say they saw will it fill you with fear that the deaf say they hear if the devil's an angel and the lies are all true and this world's upside-down i'm not the girl you once knew when all the ties come undone and you say "it's been fun" 'cause the devil's switched sides yet the darkness still hides but the light's too damn bright to know wrong from right and the artist is dead just a shell typing red
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Just got home from camping this weekend. It was a good time, but also a bad time if that makes sense? I felt sick ALL weekend. So sore, weak, and tired I'd have to go lay down. I felt bad because I couldn't always be out socializing(there was a whole group of us camping). Tiger & Colton did some fishing which they both love. But Tiger was/is in some sort of cranky mood which makes me be in a mood :( I was able to pick up someones wireless internet while we were there, but felt too crappy to get on CT and really do anything! Anyways I'm glad we're now home & I'm definitely ready for a nap. Hope everyone has had a wonderful weekend :) Laterz
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Fun Fact Of The Day
The number of male births in the usa has decreased over the past 30 years. There are 13500 fewer guys than in 1970.
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how many germs does ur snack actually pick up when it has hit the ground? the answer is a disgusting 10000 germs per centimeter. left for a full min, food collects 10 times more germs.. thinking twice about the 10 sec rule now arent we?
Fun Facts About Leos
When the mighty Lion enters center stage, everyone knows it. This dramatic, creative, and outgoing sign has the keyword "magnetism" for good reason. Fiery and self-assured, it's almost impossible to resist the Leo's charm. Whether it's time spent with family and friends, or on the job scene, a Leo is going to bring much to the table. Friends and Family By far the most generous Sun Sign, Leos make loyal and giving friends. They'll go out of their way to help, even when it conflicts with their own schedule. The Leo is a strong, confident personality who has the ability to make almost everyone comfortable. Unassuming and gracious, they love to host parties and events. The Leo is rarely found alone - interacting is second nature. Close friends are chosen for their ability to keep up with the Leo's energy, along with a strong sense of dignity and a commitment to individual values. When family is involved, the mighty Lion will do whatever it takes to defend loved ones. Leo loyalty lasts
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Myspace... Did you know, 29,000 of 18 million of people with a myspace profile, have a record for being sex offenders.. creepy :|
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Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
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Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that make them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.
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Fun Facts About Kissing
Married men prefer kissing a mouth that tastes like toothpaste. Single men prefer a mouth that tastes of liquor. By the time she's married, the average American woman will have kissed 79 men. Passionate kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. A Hershey's kiss contains 25 calories. Husbands who kiss their wives before leaving home in the morning live five years longer than those who don't. The Romans were among the first to adopt and document the erotic kiss. The erotic kiss is the most widely practiced form of intimate behavior in the United States. More than 92 percent of American teenagers have engaged in erotic kissing. Affectionate kissing is found in over 90 percent of recorded cultures. One theory is that kissing arose from various gestures symbolizing the union of souls. For example, Indians believed that the exhaled breath was part of the soul. Therefore, kissing represented the intermingling of souls.
Fun Facts;the Love Boat
http://www.funtrivia.com/en/Television/Love-Boat-The-4346.html
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how goes the morning? :D
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Next Friday the 26th at 8:00pm a bunch of us are going to go to the Rocky Horror Picture Show.. If you have never been to this it is a MUST.... So, WHO wants to go???? I'll give you the details!!!!! Peace out Jokers!!! ~KIM~
Fun For Your Friday - Oct.25.'07
It is Friday, take a moment for childish pleasure... and I do mean childish, immature, but oddly cute n fun. Be sure to have your speakers on before you push play.Mahalo to my daughter who brought this to my attention this morning... and to all my family n friends hope you have a great weekend! Check out this video: Fart Add to My Profile | More VideosP.S. I also highly suggest checking out "Salmon Dance" Video by Chemical Brothers- it too has an interesting/entertaining quality to it.: Check out this video: The Chemical Brothers Add to My Profile | More Videos
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Saturday was AHmazing. =] It was a great show, we all had a great time and we got to hang out with the boys of Every Time I Die after the show. Not only that, but we got great stories from Josh and Andy. I ♥ Josh; I want them to keep him. He rules. *grabs coffee* :)
Fun Factoids
[note- some of these things are NOT true - but still, they're fun party "facts" - hence, factoids! -Ken / simplify3] Fun Facts In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb' ------------------------------------------- Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. ------------------------------------------- The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. ------------------------------------------- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury. ------------------------------------------- Men can read smaller print than women can - women can hear better. ------------------------------------------- Coca-Cola was originally green. ------------------------------------------- It
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's l
Fun Facts From The Infection Control Center
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.) An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept! Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. Annually you will shake hands with 36 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases. HAVE A GREAT DAY... .and wash your damn hands!
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Your Aura is Red You have a high level of emotion. This can mean passion, but it can also mean rage. Usually, you don't take these emotions out on others. You just use them as motivation - and it works! The purpose of your life: embracing all the wonders of the life, lots of travels, and tons of adventures Famous reds include: Madonna, Marilyn Monroe, Jennifer Lopez Careers for you to try: Dancer, Boxer, SurgeonWhat Color Is Your Aura?
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* Tonight I'm speaking with a Spanish accent. I dunno, just trying to seem sexier I guess. * Every day I get a couple friend requests from people who have never been to my profile. Anyone else get those or am I just popular with fuktards? * I've never had a New Years Eve date, even though I've been married twice. * I don't think chickens are graceful...at all! * I'd love a TV that adjust the volume when the furnace kicks on. How about it, Sony? * I have a friend who thinks she's sexy. But I don't think she's know sexy if it bit her on the crotch. * That reminds me. Too many boughs of mistletoe are wasted on doorways. * I have an irritating cough right now. But I won't be satisfied until it irritates other people I am around.
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so tonight im headed to va to pick up some money and visit my sis and her family. then next weekend i'll have money but nothing to do and i hate that more then anything in the world. you would think with all that money i would have something to do but i dont my brathers are gonna want to get beer and just sit at home and chill. but since ive been single thats all i do well even when i was married that was all i did but i need something to do. i need help. there has got to be something out there to do.
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1. Go to photobucket.com. 2. type in your answer. 3. only use the first page. 4. copy the html and paste here. 1. What is your first name? (they didnt have my name..but her picture kinda makes me happy) 2. What month were you born in? 3. What's your favorite hobby? 4. What's your favorite TV show? 5. What's your favorite color? 6. Who's your celebrity crush? 7. What's your favorite movie? Im KIDDINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG sheeeeesh! ummmmmm 8. Who's your favorite Disney character? Beeeeeeeeeast! omg. 9. The name of your pet? 10. What's your favorite vacation spot?
Fun Facts About Me And Random Thoughts
Im stealing this idea from my former shrink Dr. Joe. I loved the detail and depth he shared and felt compelled to do so as well. So here goes * Editors Note * The following content is the views and opinions of one castle0417. The views expressed here are his and his alone and do not reflect the staff of FUBAR. 1. Im 27 and i still collect comic books and action figures. 2. I ve served in the Marine Corp and The Army for a total of 9 yrs and in all honesty felt the Marine Corp was a waste of time. I could have harnessed repressed feelings of anger and alcoholism at college. 3. Im an insomniac. Some Dr.'s speculate from Post Traumatic Stress but I would never confirm or deny either. 4. Im divorced and remarried. Once again when I think about the first memory I sometimes forget if it was a dream or a Memory. Perhaps another reason I dont sleep at night (hint hint). 5. I havent tried drugs...I always had the oppurtunity but in all honesty was too chicken shit to give in.
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I am so bored today...I finally got the day off from everything and my dad is having a poker game today but not here I just checked..Lmao Yesterday I got home from work and I zonked out for 4 hours and woke up at 9 then i took some pictures ( I have tons but no more room :c) and then went to bed at 4 in the morning cause I was talking to Joshua...who is super adorable...( remind myself to show emmy a picture)....So yeah i woke up this morning at 11:43 and got a text message from Lover boy and Joshua and they both are adorable... So yeah today's resolution: Get more people on her phone...Cause i wanna talk to new people...mmhmmm :D My back hurts
Fun Facts.....
Okay so here's some random li'l facts reguarding me.... 1. I am smarter than I appear. 2. Any watemelon flavor disgusts me...but I like watermelons. 3. I utterly DISPISE "text talk" like u instead of you. Txt instead of text idk instead of I don't know....I don't know why it just bothers me. 4. I love love love half yello (lemon) and half red (cherry) gummy worms. 5. I have 4 blood sisters and only 1 blood brother...but you'll constantly hear me mention about five other brothers. 6. I am 85% mexican and 15% spanish...yet I know nothing but english... 7. I love the smell of rain. 8. I watch soaps 9. Jack black is my hero 10.I'm very outgoing...yet EXTREMELY insecure. Maybe you don't care but that's some fun facts on me.
Fun Friday
went shopping today! I had a blast. I am one of those who love to find a great deal..and this is the time that you can find them. I went to JCPenneys..and bought ton of clothes for the boys for school next yr. shirts orignially 25 dollars..marked down to 3.99. Few cargo pants.. originally 30 dollars..marked down to 3.99. I got like 11 pieces of clothes... for 68 dollars. Oh, also didn't mention..how you spend 75dollars worth.. you get 15 dollars off. I am so tickled. I figured it all up..and they came to 300 dollars originally.! I am the deal finder.
Fun Friends And Forwards
We share recipes, kids craft ideas, time savers around the house, party ideas, camping tricks and hints, national sports articles, national news articles, clean jokes, and more more more. This group is not intended for minors. Every now and then an R rated share comes through. If you get freaky... then no peeky!! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FunFriends-n-Forwards/
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G'day luvies. =] haha so yesterday i was at my friends house. her son for his bday wound up getting one of those Nerf rapid fire dart guns. Needless to say she, i and, another friend spent most of the time playing with it. I've got to get one of those... i think it would be a good way to keep children in line when they are misbehaving :p
Fun Facts About Vt
Fun Facts about Vermont 1. While all other 12 senatorial districts have 1 to 3 senators, the Chittenden district (Burlington area) has 6. 2. Vermont is the largest producer of maple syrup in the U.S., producing over 500,000 gallons a year. 3. Dr. H. Nelson Jackson was the first to drive an automobile across the U.S. in 1903. He was from Burlington. 4. John Deere served his apprenticeship in VT. 5. Some philatelists credit Brattleboro with producing America's first postage stamp in 1846. 6. Coldest temperature recorded in VT: -47 F degrees. Hottest: 106 F. 7. VT was the first state to outlaw adult slavery. 8. Vermont has nearly one half of the dairy farms in New England. 9. About half the milk consumed in New England is produced in VT. 10. VT is the second-largest state in New England, with Maine the first. 11. Norwich University is the oldest private military college in the U.S. 12. More people live in a rural setting in VT than in an urba
Fun Facts From The Infection Control Center
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.) An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept! Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. Annually you will shake hands with 36 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases. HAVE A GREAT DAY... .and wash your hands!
Fun Facts Revisited.
-When I was a child, my dad drank alot and fought with my mom while I hid in my room with the TV on full blast so I couldn't hear the yelling. -My childhood depressed me so much that I turned to food for solace. It was always there when I needed it, was always satisfying, and never disappointed me. It was my best friend. This is where my struggle with my weight began. -I'm 5'9" and rarely wear heels because I don't want to be taller than those around me. -I like to stand out in crowds...to this end, I will dress outlandishly and make a fool out of myself if necessary. -I read daily. Usually while I soak in a hot lavender scented bubble bath. -My brother Darrell was struck and killed by a drunk driver when he was 15. My son is named after him. -My other brother Wayne has been in debt to me for 7 months. He owes me $300 which I could really use right now. -I love to cuddle. -I sing along with every song on the radio. For some reason, I have this ability to learn t
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fun facts Current mood: amused im effin crazy to boot. i like to make weird noises. i hate the news. i hate people that talk shit. and then do nothing at all. i hate sports. i have major ocd problems. sometimes i can talk loud. i like to call people bitch. i like some rap music. mostly metal and punk. i can be a big bitch at times. i still watch cartoons. i love playing with fire. i love hanging with my homies. in the second grade i punch some guy in the face and locked him in the teachers closet. in the first grade i won second place in the art show for a sad clown picture even tho i hate clowns. love dogs but they annoy me. i love to dance. i hate heights. ill ride any roller coaster there is. but i will not ride the Ferris wheel. im very independent. i cuss way to damn much. i dont like to be followed. when im pissed back up. i love to laugh. i like to talk "im" (ex. lol idk omg)
Fun Facts About Scorpios
Fun Facts About Scorpios I don't know about yall, but I'm a sucker for the 'what personality is your zodiac' things, and in the spirit of entering the scorpion sign today I thought I'd share this with you. Beneath a controlled, cool exterior beats the heart of the deeply intense Scorpio. Passionate, penetrating, and determined, this sign will probe until they reach the truth. The Scorpio may not speak volumes or show emotions readily, yet rest assured there's an enormous amount of activity happening beneath the surface. Excellent leaders, Scorpions are always aware. When it comes to resourcefulness, this sign comes out ahead. Friends and Family Sincerity and truth are strong components of the Scorpio's friends. It can take some time before really close bonds are formed, but once done, the Scorpio will remain dedicated and loyal. Witty and intellectual, they prefer companions who are humorous and easygoing. Full of surprises, this sign will give you the shirt off their bac
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Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute? 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 20. One thing that you would like to do to me:
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Fun Facts From The Infection Control Center
Fun facts from the Infection Control Center During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.) An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept! Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. Annually you will shake hands with 36 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases. HAVE A GREAT DAY... And wash your damn hands!
Fun Facts About Sexuality
Here are some tres interesting tidbits about the most talked about subject in the universe. 1. According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches. 2. The most common fantasy is oral sex. 3. 8% of us have regular anal sex. 4. 60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand. 5. Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold. 6. In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed. 7. Men say the average erect penis is 10″. Women say it’s 4″. 8. A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex. 9. 56% of men have had sex at work. 10. Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old couples make love an average of three times a night, every night, until their thirties, when the weekly average drops to a
Fun Family Photos(for Ppl In Florida..sorry)
Tired of sitting in poses for your family photo's? How about trying to make the children sit still for the family photo? Why not try something new? Playing on the beach in the sand with the children, playing in the park, or even feeding ducks at a pond. Fun photo's where every smile is real! Professional quality photos at an amateur price!!! *Will go to any location you choose *Make-up Artist on hand. *Able to view photos digitally and pick out the photos you want to have printed! *Will have photos back in two business days(anything bigger then 8x10 will be 4-6 weeks)!!! *Sitting fee may very upon location($3 for each additional person and $5 for each pet)! *Appointment must be made 2-4 days in advance. *$4 a sheet as big as an 8x10(one sheet also can be 2 5/7's, 4 3x5's,and 1 4x6 with 9 wallets) *$20 for digital copies For appointments please call Jessie at (407)738-0198 If you have any questions please feel free to ask!
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Last night we went to Mayfest in Chicago. Kinda like a mini version of Octoberfest in Germany. Usually I HATE that event, and just go cause hubby always wants me to go with him. Tons of skans, jocks, ghetto assholes, yuppies, white trash-and all are gettin even worse with drinking. So its like watching oafy stupid cows. But, our friends met us there, so it was pretty fun in a long run. Then we went to Doug's college guitar prof's metal show, and that was a blast. Afterwards, we drove home, and his friend/bandmate stayed over. Hubby went to sleep, and I think his poor friend thought he was obliged to keep me entertained since I stay up all night. Finally, at 5am the poor thing went to sleep. Afterwards, I went to sleep at 8am, and totally didnt get enough sleep, so now I'm having thoughts about goin back to bed. Grrr
Fun Fact Blog #1
This is a rip off of Morrigan's Fun Facts Mumms.  For those of you that are new to this here is what you do:      Comment saying one little fact about yourself.  It can be funny, sad, outrageous, boring, silly, etc. Whatever you wish to tell us :)   This is drama free and all about being positive.  This is just a fun way to learn more about each other.  To see what we have in common or to learn a little about our differences.  Perhaps this will spark some interesting discussions.   I do have a few rules for the blog: *anyone can comment, you can even curse *have fun *no disrespect or drama or I will block you Also when the replies become difficult to read (grrrr @ missing words in replies) please start a new comment 'box'   I will start off with a fun fact about me.   My name Lipstick fits me because I own about 200 tubes of lipstick and lipglosses.    
Fun For The Whole Family
Folks are you tired of the same old family trips every year? Those long hours on the roads with the kids arguing or you fighting with your wife about where you'd like to take your family trip can be quite stressful.Would'nt you like to take your family on a wild and adventurous vacation hotspot.Well my fellow citizens have I got the vacation spot for you.It is called Zombie Paradise.Which is located on an Island within the center of the Bermuda triangle.I assure you folks you will not be disappointed.We will book you into our finest hotel where you will spend your enternal life..er I mean your two weeks stay there.Just remember to bring your running shoes.Oh one word of advice.Avoid contact with the locals on the Island.They might be a little pale in the skin but these people are completely harmless.Sometimes they can be a bit aggressive but then who doesn't have a bad day now and then.I can promise you that your vacation on Zombie Paradise will never be boring.Every day will be a new
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Fun Fun Fun Day
So today was a bit interesting, I was going into work late because of a doctor's appointment, on my way to work I get a phone call from the nurse at my 5 year old's school.   Today was the day that they were receiving the H1N1 vaccine.   Apparently he vomited about 20 minutes after receiving the shot, they took him to the nurse's office and had the EMT's check him out.   They said all his vitals were normal but he was still feeling queasy and was very pale.  They were clearing him to leave but they wanted him to get checked out at either his doctor's or at the hospital today. I turned around and floored it to get there, made a couple quick phone calls, dr's office, tried to reach my mom, called work - while I'm waiting for my boss to pick up the call the school nurse calls back.  His throat was itchy and the EMTs were worried that he was having an allergic reaction and wanted to take him to the hospital.  I was only about 2 mins away and when I got to the clinic they had him on a gurn
20 Fun Facts About Sex
1. Sex is where babies come from, so although it’s good fun, be careful out there people!   2. Sex has many euphemisms, including “having it off”, “doing it”, and some others.   3. I have seen nearly three bare ladies.   4. A man who has a lot of sexual partners is called a “stud” or a “heart throb”   5. Famous heart throbs include Hollywood Star Brad Pitt, sports star Tiger Woods, and TV’s Screech from off of ‘Saved By The Bell’   6. A woman’s bossoms are fun to mash.   7. There are all sorts of diseases that can be caught from off of girls, like cooties, the lurgy, and the AIDS   8. Hollywood actor Ben Affleck has had sex with so many women that scientists have calculated his the AIDS rating as 3  
Fun Fun Fun! I Want To Make Love..
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Fun For Our Troops
After running around the internet in search of nothing in particular, I came across this website that is just as interested in helping the troops as I am.  Give it a look see, drop them a message....do the right thing. http://gamersoutreach.org/fun-for-our-troops/
Fun Facts About Halloween
Provided by the National Confectioners Association  http://www.candyusa.com/index.cfm Historical Happenings  The celebration of Halloween started in the United States as an autumn harvest festival. In pioneer days, some Americans celebrated Halloween with com-popping parties, taffy pulls and hayrides. In the late nineteenth century, with the large influx of Irish immigrants into the U.S., Halloween became associated with ghosts, goblins and witches. Jack-o-lanterns are an Irish tradition. In Ireland, oversized rutabagas, turnips and potatoes were hollowed-out, carved into faces and illuminated with candles to be used as lanterns during Halloween celebrations. The word "witch" comes from the Old Saxon word "wica", meaning "wise one." The earliest witches were respected dealers in charms and medicinal herbs and tellers of fortunes. The pumpkin originated in Mexico about 9,000 years ago. It is one of America's oldest known vegetables. Pumpkins generally weigh fr
10 Fun Facts About Sweden
Sweden in a Nutshell Area: 174,000 sq. milesPopulation: 9 millions (500,000 foreign citizens).Language: SwedishCapital: StockholmForm of Government: Constitutional monarchy, parliamentary democracy.Ten Fun Facts About Sweden[ Fact 1 ]The strongest girl in the world is Swedish!Pippi Longstocking is the heroine in the most famous children's books in Sweden. These books were written by Astrid Lindgren and are loved by children (and adults) all over the world. They have been translated into 76 languages.[ Fact 2 ]All the world's flowers are Swedish!Carolus Linnaeus – better known in the U.S. as Carl von Linné – was the first individual to successfully classify all the plants (and animals) of the world into different species and families.  He wrote the epoch-making book Systema Nature (The System of Nature) in 1735, which is still being used by botanists and zoologists today![ Fact 3 ]Mysterious Moose Tracks.A popular souvenir is the road sign for moose-crossing. Every year a h
Fun Facts About A M0ni. Error: This Is A Waste Of Your Time, Please Leave In A Soundly Fashion.
SO I suppose its time for MOAR m0ni facts Numero dos Es no bueno, but whatever G.     #372- I write so I can remember all the things in my life that I have blocked out. #373- Everything I have ever written has had some piece of truth, some factual event I've been through, locked away in it. Secretly. #8911- If you ever hear me mutter the words "Hopelessly yours, Alabama" know, until further notice that I am utterly and completely shattered.  #406- I'd steal my son's coloring books. #917- Current playing song on my itunes is Jim Sturgess- Across the Universe. #285- I act alot tougher than I actually am. Defense mechanism. #110.3- I'm a simple girl, with simple thoughts, and a simple heart. #296- I haven't rode a bike in a year or so. It's sad. #727- I like attention, no matter how pathetic that sounds. I admit it. #201- I probably dislike myself far more than you do, so calm the fuck down. #456- I try to be optimitic with I give advice. Knowing, secretly deep inside that
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NEW TIC-TAC-TOE WITH SOUND !      This is REALLY Cool!!!  A new Digital version of the classic game with sound. This is so much fun !!!  Click on the Tic-Tac-Toe link (below) to play.   See if you can beat the computer...  CLICK HERE: ......................TicTacToe
A Fun Fact For Each State
A Fun Fact for Each State   ALABAMA .................. Was the first place to have 9-1-1, started in 1968.   ALASKA .................... One out of every 64 people has a pilot's license.   ARIZONA ................... Is the only state in the continental U.S. that doesn't follow Daylight Savings Time.   ARKANSAS ................ Has the only active diamond mine in the U.S.   CALIFORNIA ............. Its economy is so large that if it w ere a country, it would rank seventh in the entire world.   COLORADO ............... In 1976 it became the only state to turn down the Olympics.   CONNECTICUT ........... The Frisbee was invented here at Yale University.   DELAWARE .............. Has more scientists and engineers than any other state.   FLORIDA ................... At 874.3 square miles, Jacksonville is the U.S. 's largest city.   GEORGIA ................... It was here, in 1886, that pharma
Fun Fourth Facts!
Okay, I've had some questions about my current status, and a few people wanting more details and such, so here they are! 1. The Declaration of Independence was actually voted on and passed on Juily 2, not July 4!  July 4 was the day that the text of the document was tweaked and finalized, not the day it was passed. John Adams even stated that July 2 would be a great American holiday! It wasn't until early August that everyone even signed the document! 2. July 4 marks the anniversaries of the deaths of Thomas Jefferson and John Adams.   Jefferson died on July 4, 1826, at the age of 83. Adams died on the same day, aged 90!   Okay, I've indulged my inner historian enough for today, I think! :P    
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player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. I eat Ice cream with Salsa 2. I lost my verginity in a tube slid in a public park. 3. I speed way to much lol or not enough I can neva remember which. 4. I am in love with the greatest GUY! 5. I drink way to much fucking ROOT BEER and I love it they should just give it to me interveanusly, oh wait but you all probably knew that one. D_R_A_G_O_N DA~HOTNESS SHERRIE GHOST ROCKSTAR ANTI
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Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. I smoke and really need to stop!!! 2. I spend to much time on the damn computer and I need to stop... LOL 3. I need to focus more on school and stop doing stupid shit!! LOL!!! 4. I flirt too much!!! BUT THAT AIN'T GONNA STOP!! 5. I play with my hair all the time!! 6.I'm a freak in the bed and that WON'T EVER EVER , EVER CHANGE!!! NEVER!!! ok you got that? 1.) fl_scorpio 2.) janik 3.) ~Taken~ 4.) ItalianStud 5.) Texas Cowboy 6.) SMOKEN HOTTT!!!!!!...
Fung Shui Horoscope
Take just a couple of minutes to take this test &see what happens! If you are honest this tells the truth -- it's pretty good. Write your answers on a paper, NO cheating! The answers are at the bottom... 1. Which is your favorite color: red, black, blue, green, or yellow? 2.Your first initial? 3. Your month of birth? 4.Which color do you like more, black or white? 5.Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 6. Your favorite number? 7.Do you like California or Florida more? 8.Do you like a lake or the ocean more? 9. Write down a wish (a realistic one) When you're done, scroll down. Don't cheat Answers: 1. If you choose: Red - You are alert and your life is full of love. Black -You are conservative and aggressive. Green -Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow -You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
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type the sentence you got in the comment area.. thanks. January -- I kicked > > February -- I loved > > March -- I smoked > > April -- I dry humped > > May -- I choked on > > June -- I murdered > > July -- I did the Macarena with > > August -- I had lunch with > > September -- I danced with > > October -- I sang to > > November -- I yelled at > > December -- I ran over Pick the day (number) you were born on: > > 1 ------- a birdbath > > 2 ------- a monster > > 3 ------- a phone > > 4 ------- a fork > > 5 ------- a Mexican > > 6 ------- a gangster > > 7 ------- my cell phone > > 8 ------- my dog > > 9 ------- my best friends' boyfriend > > 10 ------ my neighbor > > 11 ------ my science teacher > > 12 ------ a banana > > 13 ------ a fireman > > 14 ------ a stuffed animal > > 15 ------ a goat > > 16 ------ a pickle 17 ------ your mom > > 18 ------ a spoon > > 19 ------ myself > > 20 ------ a baseball bat > > 21 ------ a ninja > > 22 ------ Chuck Norris > > 23 ------ a noodle > > 24 ----
"fungus Among Us" Update...
Fatality rate for untreated fungus: 0 in 0 Fatality rate for treated fungus: 1 in 4 They gave Eliath 2 units of blood yesterday, after discovering his cell count down to 60. The immediate improvement was remarkable. But there's still a long road ahead... Treatment consists of once a day, daily infusions of anti-fungal medication, which will cause them to watch his kidney's closely do to the risk it imposses; not the least of which is kidney failure and possibly death...
Fungus Update
Well, it's been 4 days without a fever. He's still retaining too much water, so they're going to do a sonoagram of certain body parts to make sure there isn't something else they're missing. They've also decided to hold him in ICU for a while longer while they work it out - which ultimately means a longer stay. Otherwise he's doing okay - asking for food, and eating it; getting on the nurses nerves now and again - but on the whole he's fairing well.I, on the other hand, am feeling a little overwhelmed. With his grandparents in town, I'm getting forced to occupy them with something other than hospital time - which on the whole isn't bad. But they keep saying they want to help me by cleaning my house - a rather demeaning gesture, since I didn't ask for the help. It's a mess cause I'm not home to clean it! Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the offer, but I feel like I'm not getting a choice in any of it.I feel less like his wife, more like a wayward and disorganized child.His grandmother g
A Fun Game
I play here now and then while I check out profiles and what not, or even just when I wanna blow some time and chat on something a lil slower paced. This place only prod and encourages you to where and what you need to do, you figure things out on your own, and chat with some cool folks from all over the globe if you choose to.
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Play my game....Humour me and play this game for me..I want to see who comes close to being correct!Repost this to your people..the more guesses, the better...Its all in fun!
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sex game lol have fun. 1 would u be in controll 2 would u pull my hair 3 would u whisper in my ears 4 would u talk dirty to me 5 would u kiss me with a little tongue or alot of tongue 6 would u say my name 7 would u go down on me 8 would u let me give u a hickkie 9 how mant rounds would we go 10 what would we do after 11 would u take off all yourclothes then take mine off slowly 12 would u lick and bite 13 would u play our stright to the point 14 would u whant me to take my time 15 how freaky are u 1-10 16 would u whant it fast or slow 17 where would u whant to do it 18 would u be loud or quiet 19 would u whant me to be loud or quiet 20 would u mind if i licked u 21 do u like me 22 would u call me the next day 23 would u scratch me 24 would u let me scratch u 25 would u have to be drunk 26 would u date me 27 would u do it today 28 would u do it tomorrow 29 do u think it would go any further than sex-relationship or dating 30 re post for i can anser yours
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Fung Shui Fuck Shit
Fung Shui is so stupid. I don't understand how people can truly believe that moving a plant from one side of the room to the other will improve their life in any way. If that makes sense to you, it's time to get help. Take my word for it. Your wife didn't leave you because your bed was facing the wrong cardinal direction. She left you because you're a jackass. Did you get fired? You might think it was because your phone was black instead of white. Actually, your boss fired you because you're a neurotic piece of shit who complains all day long instead of doing any work. Stop blaming all your problems on inanimate objects and start taking reponsibility for yourself. Let's see... what else do I hate... Capoera is fuckin' retarded, but nobody knows what it is. Fax machines are pretty stupid. I've never owned or used one in my life. Come to think of it, I don't even know what a fax machine does. Everything about neopolitan ice cream makes me furious. Vanilla is boring.
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Fungirl Fake. Lol
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No Cheating You Have To Send to every one on your buddylist & see what they want from you!!! 1=A baby 2=Another chance? 3=Love? 4=A Kiss? 5=Friendship? 6=Sex partner 7=Lap dance 8=To chill 9=To cuddle
A Fun Game
A fun pool game to play with your bottom/sub –  Dunk Dunk The Goose   Objective - The game objective is to dunk the other person first   Set up – Dom/Top and sub/bottom get in the shallower end of a standard backyard pool with their foreheads pressed together.  Heads do not have to remain pressed, but this is the ‘face off’ to start the game.   Rules –  Only the Top/Dom can use their hands, until the moment the sub/bottom accepts they have been forced under the water during a DUNK. The bottom/sub can only use their feet and head to redirect the Top, not to intentionally injure, before a dunk attempt. The bottom/sub is allowed to ‘fight back’/’defend themselves’ with the allowed parts within reason.    *it is recommend the hands of the bottom are either kept in their pockets or bound in some fashion, as they have a hard time sticking to this one otherwise.   Once submission of the DUNK has taken place by the sub, if the r
Fun & Games,secret Admirer Indeed...
  When you get a secret admirer,you dont get giddy.you cant be giddy. Its allways fear.The only thing good is that sigh of relief when its not a hideous beast... BUT THere will always be that Beast... Staring Staring... STARING!!! Christ it makes me wanna fucking puke out my ass and shit out my mouth...Makes ya wanna Take a 2nd bullet in the head after the first... fuck you god!why do you sicken us like this. This is the shit that makes satan himself cry...
Fungible
fungible\FUHN-juh-buhl\ , adjective; 1.(Law) Freely exchangeable for or replaceable by another of like nature or kind in the satisfaction of an obligation. 2.Interchangeable.noun:  1.Something that is exchangeable or substitutable. Usually used in the plural.
Fun (haha) Little Survey
Name: Ashleigh Nicole Legette Birthday: 03-04-1987 Birthplace: RIGHT here in the capital city! Current Location: home Eye Color: blue Hair Color: brown with highlights Height: about 5'9 Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHTY Your Heritage: what the hell does this mean? I guess American The Shoes You Wore Today: i'm in my slippers Your Weakness: my man..i love you baby! Your Fears: bugs Your Perfect Pizza: cheese (extra) Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get a car and work on getting my own place Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol, yep, and yeppers Thoughts First Waking Up: i wanna go back to bed Your Best Physical Feature: my opinion, none Your Bedtime: around 11pm or midnight Your Most Missed Memory: that one week..god I loved it! Pepsi or Coke: pepsi MacDonalds or Burger King: mickey d's for sure Single or Group Dates: both Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla Cappuccino or Coffee:neither Do you Sm
The Funhouse
StewieGriffin's Fun House! NEW RETRO Games Added Feb 16Click A Pic To Play.XeviousTime PilotCentipedeExciteBikePunchOutBubble Bobble 2
Fun. Hahahah.
Well ... I had to go home sick yesterday. I don't know why but about an hour into my shift ... I was SOOO nauseated and ill. I could barely stand up straight. Nope, I am not preggy. Nope I did not drink the night before. Just ... ill. it took me almost half the day to recover. And ... yes. My living room is flooded ... AGAIN. MUCH worse than last time. I didn't have to steam the carpet ... it was dry quick. But this time it seems its going to go all the way across the floor. Good thing I didn't move stuff back in there, huh? Seems like the neighbor kids have been kicking the sprinklers again and we had the sprinklers shut off so my landlord could fix it ... but some idiot turned them back on again. So ... half of my carpet is pretty well soaked. Bleh. It smells like mold. So ... my fun day. Today is my friday at least! yay!
F#@$ Uninsured Motorists
ok, last monday some dude that was driving under the influence of some drug(tests have not come back so i don't know which kind)and ran into my husband and almost totaled our car and caused a 5 car wreck. no one was injured (thank God) Anyway, i just got the incident report took it to my insurance who told me to contact that Dude's insurance company.The lady who answered said "i'm sorry to be the one to tell you that your claim has been denied." turnes out that the guy who caused the wreck was excluded from the policy for health reasons, meaning he was not even supposed to be driving the car. we have to come out of pocket to fix our vehicle. and so do all the other victims. our insurance agent said she will try to see if there is anything she can do to get the claim approved. but this just sucks. we would try a lawsuit, but it would be a waste of money and time.
Fun In The Big D
What a weekend I had once again in Dallas this year! We had a great time and the Cowboys won big over Houston capping it off. Friday morning when we got there we went straight to the stadium and took the tour and even though I had done it last year it was just as exciting a feeling being on the field. Me and my buddies got a couple balls and were throwing passes to each other on the same field Aikman had thrown to Irvan and now Bledsoe throws to Owens on. WOW! This year was a little redemption though as my extra point try was GOOD!!! Friday night me and Mark went downtown to Coyote Ugly and met some really cool people, got drunk (yes I'm off the wagon LOL), and watched some gorgeous girls do their thing. We were definately the loud ones in the bunch and got everyone having fun and the girls wanted us to come back the next night LOL! After we left there at about 2 or 3 we got lost and didnt make it back to the hotel til around 5 LOL! Saturday we slept in and just rested around
Fun In The Sun
Id been waiting to hit the beach ever since I moved to Ft. Walton Beach, Florida, but one thing or another would come up and Id have to put it off again. Finally I got my chance. I packed my suntan lotion, towel, umbrella and a steamy book into my sand proof bag and set it by the door. I rummaged through my drawers and found my bikini. I loved the way it looked on my body. My curves were left to tempt anyone who dared look at me. I felt so incredibly sexy in it. I twirled a few times in front of the mirror to make sure I looked all right. Once I was satisfied I threw on a tank top and a pair of my jogging shorts. I slipped on my sandals, picked up my bag and was out the door. I purposely left my cell phone tucked safely away in my desk drawer. Nothing was going to stop the day I had planned for myself. I found the perfect spot on the sand and laid out my towel. I watched the families play in the ocean and couples rub lotion on each other as I stripped down to my purple bikini. I rub
Fun In The Kitchen
Fun in the Kitchen by CozyBoy © Jamie looked at her naked body in the mirror. She liked what she saw. She was about five nine, 34C breasts, a 26 inch waist, thick auburn hair. Her pubic hair was trimmed into a thin line that led to her pussy. Jamie liked sex, and it had been a while since she had gotten any. She was in desperate need of some satisfaction. She needed a man, but even more than that she needed to take a shower. Jamie stepped into the shower. The warm water felt great on her body. As she washed herself, the spray of the shower hit her mound. She felt a twinge of pleasure and moved back. As the water pelted her, she felt her lips swell and her clit emerge. Jamie spread her legs apart. As she did her thick lips parted ever so slightly. She reached down and touched herself. The sensations were great. With a little movement of her finger she had herself worked up into a frenzy. One hand slipped a finger into her eager pussy. It was wet with excitement and the feeling of
Fun In The Sun...
A hot afternoon and we're baking in the sun, you reach for my hand and we run to the ocean to cool off; we begin to play, splashing, laughing and enjoying each other. You pull me to you, looking into my eyes we kiss. You reach down, grab my ass, and pulling me to you; I can feel you getting harder. You slide your hand inside the bottom of my suit, running it over my ass, applying a little squeeze,then around to my pussy. Breaking our kiss to pull me tighter, as your fingers find my clit. You look around to seeing people walking and playing on the beach, and feel the excitement of doing something taboo, as the waves sway us back and forth. You whisper into my ear, " I want you now", and I reach for your cock, as you slip my suit down. I help guide you into me feeling a delight as a mixture of salt water, my wetness greets the ridges and creases of your cock as you inter me. We sway with the waves as our rhythm increase. You stop and turn me around so my back is too you, as you slide you
Fun In The Sun...
A hot afternoon and we're baking in the sun, you reach for my hand and we run to the ocean to cool off; we begin to play, splashing, laughing and enjoying each other. You pull me to you, looking into my eyes we kiss. You reach down, grab my ass, and pulling me to you; I can feel you getting harder. You slide your hand inside the bottom of my suit, running it over my ass, applying a little squeeze,then around to my pussy. Breaking our kiss to pull me tighter, as your fingers find my clit. You look around to seeing people walking and playing on the beach, and feel the excitement of doing something taboo, as the waves sway us back and forth. You whisper into my ear, " I want you now", and I reach for your cock, as you slip my suit down. I help guide you into me feeling a delight as a mixture of salt water, my wetness greets the ridges and creases of your cock as you inter me. We sway with the waves as our rhythm increase. You stop and turn me around so my back is too you, as you slide you
Fun In The Sunday Sun
Ahh the miracles of life. How much joy it brings to others and mothers. Kids are cool sometimes cause you always have to be on your toes. Always make sure they aren't starting a fire or being crazy with a knife. Personally i hope i have kids one day but you never know.. maybe I'll have a woman that will make me fall completely in love and ill just care about her. I'm pretty relaxed cause i took a nice drive back from a friends house. Pretty cool hanging around town. Especially when you don't know your way around. I feel bad but thats cause I overwhelmed myself with being happy... idk.. being around people you are attracted to and they don't feel the same its just how it is cause life is filled with bumps and bruises.. ~Timmy~ ps..have a good week..i hope its warm
Fun In The Shower
Fun In Mud
Fun In Da Sun
Was an enjoyable sunny day for day 2 of "HOPE FOR THE CHILDREN" event........we had snow cones , cotton candy, hots dogs, soda, & several bikes 2 giveaway.......had a big turnout and i got 2 help by running the RING TOSS GAME........we brought lots of smile to both the big kids (adults) & little ones as well.........now im home resting my back HAPPY DAY
Fun In Fayetteville
i'm lookin for some ladies in the fayetteville area that would like to meet up and have some fun, maybe let me suck their toes and lick their pussy...serious ladies only, no bullshit...send me a msg if your interested
Fun In The Sun
off to the river I go play while you all get stuck in a office. na na na lol
Fun In Montana
We had a blast at the Ranch. I post some of the pic from the ranch all I can tell you is if you want a 5 star treatment this this is the place the food,people,and places were great.
Fun In Lifr
This is just an observation and I want to get some feedback from everyone. Since Im new to this site, I was curious to know if anyone has fun besides on the computer. Just let me know what you think.
Fun Info
.)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A. Yes very well too 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.)A. to have lots of horses...i do too 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.)A.sing 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.)A. beer or sweet tea 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.)A.broccoli or corn 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.)A. dark horse 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 7.)A. Leo!!! 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.)A. ears ...no ink 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 9.)A. bein lazy 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 10.)A. dunno 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 11.)A. horse racing' 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 12.)A. optimstic but sometimes not so much so 13.)Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? 13.)A. giggle 14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you? 14.)A. my horse I had for 23 years died and I broke my arm
Fun In The Sun...
A hot afternoon and we're baking in the sun, you reach for my hand and we run to the ocean to cool off; we begin to play, splashing, laughing and enjoying each other. You pull me to you, looking into my eyes we kiss. You reach down, grab my ass, and pulling me to you; I can feel you getting harder. You slide your hand inside the bottom of my suit, running it over my ass, applying a little squeeze,then around to my pussy. Breaking our kiss to pull me tighter, as your fingers find my clit. You look around to seeing people walking and playing on the beach, and feel the excitement of doing something taboo, as the waves sway us back and forth. You whisper into my ear, " I want you now", and I reach for your cock, as you slip my suit down. I help guide you into me feeling a delight as a mixture of salt water, my wetness greets the ridges and creases of your cock as you inter me. We sway with the waves as our rhythm increase. You stop and turn me around so my back is too you, as you slide y

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