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The Girls Of PornOkay, all you pus-sucking motherfuckers out there
It's time to win a chance to butt-bang
Your daughter's tight virgin cherry ass to caller #666
The urge is too much to take
All I can think about is playing with myself
It's time to masturbate
I've got my Hustler and I don't need nothin' else
Ginger...Ginger
My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
But the girls of porn want more
So I flip throught the pages one more time
And I just let the jism fly
Yeah yeah yeah
A quarter for a peep show
A private booth or talking to a naked whore
XXX video
976 and I can whack it on the phone
Nobody's home, I'm alone
The devil in Miss Jones
Nobody's home, I'm alone
Asia & John Holmes
We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes
Hairy balls and hairy bushes
S & M, whips and chains
Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks
We got rape, necro & both ways
And lots of hung studs for all you gays
We got incest
Girls Night OutWhy to Avoid a 'Girls
Night Out' After you Are Married.
The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3:00 a.m., a
bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally
smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him...'cuz 3 + 9 = 12! So smart!
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him midnight. He didn't seem too upset at all.
I was thinking....'Whew! Got away with that...' Then he said, 'I think we need a new cuckoo clock.'
When asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then it said 'Oh sh*t!', and cuck
"girls" Vs. "grown Women"GIRLS vs. GROWN WOMEN
Wanna know the difference???
Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and
make
plans.
Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in
where he
fits in.
Girls want to control the man in their life.
Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.
Girls check you for not calling them.
Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't.
Girls try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex.
Grown women know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a man
want
to 'lock' you down.
Girls fake-moan, lay there and take the stabbing.
Grown women say, "Just stop", get up, get dressed and walk out.
Girls are afraid to be alone.
Grown women revel in it--using it as a time for personal growth.
Girls ignore the good guys.
Grown women ignore the bad guys.
Girls make you come.
Grown women make you come home.
Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man.
Gro
"girl"i shave my legs and sit down to pee
i can justify any shopping spree
dont go to the barber but a beauty salon
i can get a massage without geting turned on
i can balance the check book
i can pump my own gas
i can talk to my friend about the size of my ass
my beauty's a master peice and yes it takes long
at least i can admit to others when im wrong
i dont drive in circles at any cost
i dont have a problem admitting when im lost
i never forget an important date
you got to deal with it im usually late
i dont watch movies with lots of gore
i dont need instant replay to remember the score
i wont lose my hair
i dont get crotch itch
just cause im assertive dont call me a bitch
dont say to your friend '' oh yah i can get her ''
in your dreams babe i can do better
flowers are ok
jewlery is best
would you look at my face and not at my chest
i dont have a problem with expressing my feelings
i know when your lying your looking at the ceiling
dont call
~girls~ What Anime Soul Do You Have? (great Pics And Detailed Summary)~girls~ What anime soul do you have? (great pics and detailed summary)created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as quiet/calm/cool/collected soul You are a rather intelligent girl, and your soul gravitates toward the serene and peaceful things in life. You know how to appreciate nature and you tend to have a compassionate side. You seem to be a quiet type of soul who doesn't say much, but the truth is, you have much to say. You just keep it locked up inside, in order to protect yourself. Try opening up to others more, ecspecially the ones who love you the most. http://www.dittytalk.com/sakuracerulean (hey girls- here's somethin fun u can do- take the guy anime soul quiz and answer the questions the complete opposite of what you would answer for yourself- the result should b ur perfect type boyfriend, after all, opposites attract! ^ ^) shy/quiet/caring soul100% quiet/calm/cool/collected soul100% dark/deep soul100% sweet/kind/gentle/ soul92% tomboy/skater gurl/born 2 b wild so
Girls Vs Womenok i stole this from 2 different girls but i had to pass this on..
Wanna know the difference??? GIRLS vs. GROWN WOMEN
Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and
make
plans.
Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in
where he
fits in.
Girls want to control the man in their life.
Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.
Girls check you for not calling them.
Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't.
Girls try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex.
Grown women know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a man
want
to 'lock' you down.
Girls fake-moan, lay there and take the stabbing.
Grown women say, "Just stop", get up, get dressed and walk out.
Girls are afraid to be alone.
Grown women revel in it--using it as a time for personal growth.
Girls ignore the good guys.
Grown women ignore the bad guys.
Girls make you come.
Grown women make you come home.
Girls Or Grown WomenGirls want to control the man in their life.
Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.
Girls check you for not calling them.
Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't.
Girls are afraid to be alone.
Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth.
Girls ignore the good guys.
Grown women ignore the bad guys.
Girls make you come home.
Grown women make you want to come home.
Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make
plans.
Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where
he fits.
Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man.
Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.
Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him
hanging with his friends).
Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time'
even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends.
The Girlwell today was a long one and all i had on my mind was my girl it was very slow and cold day but all i could do is smile becs i was thinking of my girl well i went all day thinking about here then i got blowen off becs off sports that hurts but im not mad becs i know when the sports are down my baby girl be mine again smiles ttfn everyone plz rate my stash i need points bad and pixs ty later
Girl Or Woman ?When i was a girl, i loved stuff animals , now that i am a woman i love the men that give me them .
When i was a girl , I loved good music , now that i am woman i can apprecaite the talent of the artist .
when i was a girl , I would day dream of prince charming. Now as a woman i let prince charming day dream about me .
When i was a girl, i rebelled against my mother , Now as a woman i thank her for her guidence .
When i was a girl,i was cocky and bold . now as a woman i appreciate advice.
When i was a girl i lived in the family, now as a woman i live For my family .
When i was a girl i was sheltered from the storm , now as a woman I Am the shelter from the storm .
When i was a girl i hoped to fall in love, now as a woman i hope to stay in love.
When i was a girl i was daddys little baby , now as a woman i am the Mother of daddys little girl .
Girls tell secrets and women tell truths.
Girls love money , women love the men that make the money .
Girls try to attract men ,
GirlfriendPlease check out my bulletin I just posted thank you
The Girl In The New DressThe Girl in the New Dress
by Larry Letemplier
Laura gazed longingly at the ocean blue floral print dress displayed in Tilly’s Boutique window. It’s just perfect, she thought.
She went in the store and strode over to the counter. On a shelf above the cash register a portable radio played a song that tugged her heart string. When the lady behind the counter asked Laura if she could help her, she said that she would like to try on the blue dress in the window. The clerk undressed the mannequin and directed Laura toward a small room in the far corner.
She removed her blouse and jeans and slipped on the dress. The mirrors around the little room revealed a slim, curvaceous figure hugged snugly inside the dress. She twirled and wavy red hair bounced about and blended enchantingly with the ocean blue flow that surrounded her.
"My Blair will just flip when he sees me", she thought. Blue was Blair’s favorite color, and she could hardly wait to see his eyes light up and his wide smil
Girl Facts/guy FactsGirl Facts:
When you catch a girl
glancing at you,
she wants you to look
back and smile.
When a girl bumps into your arm
while walking with you,
she wants
you to hold her hand.
When she wants a hug,
she will just stand there.
When you break a girls heart,
she still feels it when
you run into each other 3 years later.
When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind.
When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
she is wondering how long you will be
around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine" after a
few seconds,
she is not at all fine.
When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are playing games!
When a girl lays her head on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a girl says she can't live
without you,
she has made up her mind that you are
her future.
When a girl says "I miss you",
no one in this world can miss you more
t
Girls Hate This Stuff In Bed1. Switching Positions Every 10 Seconds
Sure, headboard banging, sheet tangling intercourse requires some manoeuvring, but most women (with the exception of contortionists) don't want to go through the entire Kamasutra in one night. “Going overboard with positions not only makes a woman feel like a circus performer, but it can also be distracting and get in the way of her orgasm,” says Nicole Beland, author of Ask The Mens Health Girl Next Door. “We need a steady, continuous motion to build up the momentum to climax. We can't reach that when we're being twisted around like a human pretzel.”
We're all for trying out different configurations, but please, give each position at least five minutes. You always have next time to try out the hanging-half-off-the-bed move you've been dying to test-drive.
2. Using Food Below The Belt
In theory, a whipped cream bikini sounds tasty, but putting anything edible “down there” could create some seriously unappetising problems. “Foods like choc
Girls Pants MmmmmmIn the mid 1800's, a certain female American reformer and advocate of women's rights attempted to introduce trousers for women, replacing the full, clumsy dresses of the period.
A Girl's Best FriendDiamonds?
You can take them back to the jewelry counter
Cuz I don't want them.
I want my dog back.
My little puppy.
My best friend.
Some people might think its silly..
but I dont care.
because Pepper has always been there for me.
I remember when I was six years old or so
After a big argument at the dinner table...
and feeling like i was all alone in the world
I would go cry in my room..
And I remember hearing the jingle down the hallway
Almost like Santa's bells on Christmas Eve
of little Pepper's name tags clanking as she came
she would hop from the floor to my bed
and lick my tears away.
I would tell her everything
secrets good and bad
And somehow, someway I felt that she was listening
And magically, afterwards I would feel o.k.
Somehow that little doggy would make the pain go away
So many memories
like going to the cabin at the lake..
how she'd plant her paws at the front of the boat and let the wind blow at her face...
how I was the little menace who threw
Girlfriend Application"GIRLFRIEND Application"
1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Favorite Color:
4. Whats your sign:
5. Height:
6. Hair (color and style):
7. Piercings/tattoos:
HERE COMES THE FUN:
1. Are we friends?
2. Do you have a crush on me?
3. Would you kiss me?
4. ...with tongue?
5. Would you enjoy it?
6. Would you ever ask me out?
7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?
9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
11. Would you walk on the beach with me?
12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
13. Do you/have you talked about me?
14. Do you think I'm a good person?
15. Would you take a nap with me?
16. Do you think I'm cute?
17. If you could change anything about me -would you?
18. Would you dance with me?
19. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY:
1. Personality:
2. Eyes:
3. Face:
4. Hair:
A Girls Guide To Geek Guys.A Girl's Guide to Geek Guys
By Mikki Halpin and Victoria Maat
So, your crush on the bass player from Vibrating Sandbox has finally died a whimpering death and you're wondering where to go from here. All the sinister dudes are either dating a series of interchangeable high-school riot girls in baby doll dresses and an overdose of manic panic, or permanently shacked up with some bitter old lady who pays all the bills. Which will it be, a wifely prison or a humiliating one night stand? Into this void of potential mates comes a man you may not have considered before, a man of substance, quietude and stability, a cerebral creature with a culture all his own. In short, a geek.
Why Geek Dudes Rule
They are generally available.
Other women will tend not to steal them.
They can fix things.
Your parents will love them.
They're smart.
Where The Geek Dude Lurks
While they are often into alternative music, geek dudes tend not to go to shows too often. Instead you'll find them
A Girl You Say?So i met this girl and we've been out a couple of time. We get along very well and she asked me today if there could be something more to come with this relationship. and yes i could see more then just us "dating". The thing is I am only in town for another couple of weeks, she is married but says she is going to get a divorce, she has 2 kids (which is not a problem for me). She would never move because she doesnt want to take the kids from thier father. I honestly dont see how it could work out. I am thinking it would be better for me to end it before we get to emotionaly attached to each other. Or maybe i should just ride out the couple of weeks she'll be here cause i do like spending time with her. sucks that life cant fit perfectly into my world.
Girlfriend ApplicationGirlfriend Application
If you're a girl, title this "boyfriend application" and if you're a guy title it "girlfriend application". Repost this and see who's eligibe to be your special someone. Have fun!
Send it back if you think you could get the job...
BASICS:
Name:
Age:
Location:
Height:
Hair (color and style):
Eyes:
Piercings/tattoos:
OTHER:
1. Where would we go on dates?
2. Who are three (or more) of your favorite bands/artists?
3. Do you drink/smoke??
4. Do you like the rain?
5. If so...would you play in it with me?
6. Do you like movies?
7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night?
8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together?
9. Would you kiss my forhead
10. Do you play an instrument?
11. If so...what?
12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright?
13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10?
14. Favorite body part on a girl?
15. What would you say is the best th
Girly Night Out Lol U Know What I Mean Dont U Girls LolWHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR
BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE
AROUND.
WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S BUTT AND
HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
:L IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A
HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.
WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM
SOOOOO MUCH.
WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW
SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO
US.
:O WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.
:L WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR P
2 Girls 1 Cup.....omg !!!!eeeeewwwwwomg this is the nastiest thing i have ever seen in my whole fucking life.....after i watched it i immediatley went to vomit. if you want to watch it here is the link
http://www.flurl.com/item/2girls1cup_official_video_u_279710
http://www.flurl.com/item/2girls1cup_official_video_u_279710
Girlfriend ApplicationSEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU IN YOUR INBOX!
Ladies Title it "BOYFRIEND Application"
Guys Title it "GIRLFRIEND Application"
1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Fave Color:
4. Whats your sign?
5.Phone Number:
6. Location:
7. Height:
8.Hair (color and style):
9.Piercings/tattoos:
HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...
1. Are we friends?
2. Do you have a crush on me?
3. Would you kiss me?
4. ...with tongue?
5. Would you enjoy it?
6. Would you ever ask me out?
7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?
9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
11.Would you walk on the beach with me?
12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
13. Do you/have you talked about me?
14. Do you think I'm a good person?
15. Would u take a nap with me?
16.Do you think I'm cute?
17. If you could change anything about me -would you?
18.Would you dan
57 Girl Confessions1. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead? Yes
2. A big poofy dress or a short party dress? Short party dress
3. What would you do if you received a long love letter? I'd read it over and over again!
4. Group dates or single dates? Depends--prefer single
5. Do you hate it when guys act different around their friends? Yes
6. Are diamonds a girl’s best friend? Not at all
7. Is your hair up or down today? It was down, now it's up
8. Do you straighten your hair? Sometimes
9. Favorite mascara? Any
10. Do you get your nails done? Yes
11. Small or large purses? Both-depends where u go
12. In your purse, what are your must haves? Cell, wallet, gum, lip gloss, keys
13. Jeans or sweats? Again-depends what Im doin
14. Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that’s uncomfortable? No
15. Do you text message a lot? Sometimes
16. What would you do if you got pregnant? Ahhh...???
17. What’s your favorite color? Purple
18. Heels or flats? Mostl
Girlfriend ApplicationLadies Title it "BOYFRIEND Application"
Guys Title it "GIRLFRIEND Application"
copy and paste this to a message and fill it out and send it to me
1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Fave Color:
4. Whats your sign?
5.Phone Number:
6. Location:
7. Height:
8.Hair (color and style):
9.Piercings/tattoos:
HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...
1. Are we friends?
2. Do you have a crush on me?
3. Would you kiss me?
4. ...with tongue?
5. Would you enjoy it?
6. Would you ever ask me out?
7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?
9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
11.Would you walk on the beach with me?
12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
13. Do you/have you talked crap about me?
14. Do you think I'm a good person?
15. Would u take a nap with me?
16.Do you think I'm cute?
17. If you could change anything about me -would you?
1
The Girl Form The Southshe speaks softly to me
whispers in the night
i long to hold her
but distance keeps me hanging
hanging from a life i want
i draw ever so closer
but somethings holding me down
is it love
is it life
unnecessary balances leave me astray
wanting to free myself
climbing
running
i hope she feels the same way i do
the girl from the south
is what i want to make happy
the whole night through
Girls And GuysI'm sorry
that i bought you roses
to tell you that i like you
I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"
I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not an asshole
I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just f**k you
like some random guy.
I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date
I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your
Girl's Night OutMy niece, Christina is turning 5 on Sunday. Last night, my sister threw a birthday party for her at Jeepers. All her little friends dressed up in their glitter tops and hip hugging designer jeans. They were dressed better than I was. And some of you know, how much I hate glitter....Glitter is NEVER conducive to crawling through mazes of tubes. Trust me, they all smell like dirty socks. But, hey a party is a party.
If you don't know Jeepers, it's a little more upscale then Chuck E. Cheese. There is no big rat in a smelly costume. It should be renamed, "Bring Your Kids Here and You'll Go Crazyland". It was like Sesame Street on Adderal... complete with bells, sounds, whistles and whiny kids. Its a place where you can go on small rides (a roller coaster going 4 miles an hour in a small circle for 10 minutes), bop the moles and skeetball. The kids loved it until they missed heir turn. It has a climbing moving wall AND it has the "what ever you can think of" video games.
Alo
"girl"ADAM SANDLER LYRICS
[Arsenio (Chris Rock):]
Now don't leave us hanging with just that.
[JP:]
Yeah, I hear that, Arsenio.
Yo guys, lets kick it!
[Music starts playing]
[JP:]
Yo now, before we start singing,
You also want to know in addition to writing our own songs,
we also do our own choreography.
[JP:]
Girl, I can't stop thinking of you girl,
Y-O-U, spells girl.
Woke up this morning, put on my own clothes,
cause the ladys' not here, to help us no more.
Went down to the store, I got myself some juice,
its tasted good and fresh and I love you.
[All:]
Girl, you are wicked awesome.
[DC:]
I buttoned up my own shirt, whew!
[All:]
Because, you girl...
[RS:]
Whenever I make my own plane reservations...
[All:]
I think of you girl, cause girl you are wicked awesome!
[AS:]
My name is Donny, and I'm here to say
They call me Donny, cause that's my name.
Banana's are good in every way,
An apple a day, keeps the doctor away,
Puri
GirlsI am a 24 year old female that has been through some major crap in life.. From abuse to whatever.. One day I met this girl and fell in love.. Never been in love like this before.. Well I don't know what to do or what is up with me but I think I rather be with girls then guys anyday...
Girl Confessions1. Do you sleep in your bra? NO
2. Have you kissed any one on your top list? NO
3. Are you happy with your looks? YES
4. Do you enjoy drama? HELL NAH
5. Are you a girly girl? KINDA
6. Who was the last person you hugged? MY SON
7. Small or large purses? SMALL
8. Are you short? NOT REALLY
9. Do you like someone? I LIKE EVERYONE
10. What would you do if someone smacked your butt? HIT THEM
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty? YES
12. Do you think you’re conceited? NO
13. Are you a bitch? HELL YEA
13. Do you dress up on Halloween? NO
14. Are you double jointed? YES
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? MY CAR
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? I WISH SOMEONE HAD
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? I'M SURE LOL
18. Do you call anybody by their last name? SOMETIMES (I'M PRIOR MILITARY)
20. How many guys do you think will end up reading this just because it says- Girl Confessio
Girls, Why Is It Always Like This??!?!!!?I've known this girl since we were in Kindergarten (16 years ago) and have kept a damn good relationship with her over those 16 years. We're as close to a relationship as you can get, but without the relationship. Her and I both have very strong feelings for each other, and have for the past 5 years or so, since somewhere between our Sophmore and Junior year of High School. She has been 'dating' this guy who constantly talks down on her, belittles her, and embarasses her in public. I have told her before how I feel about her and that I would really like to try a relationship between us that we could call each other b/f and g/f. She says that she just isnt ready for that and that she doenst want to ruin our already exhisting great relationship. Well lately, the guy she's 'dating' has started to shove her around...but she insists that she 'Loves Him'.
Why do girls stay in realtionships like that? Is it true where the 'Nice Guys Finish Last', or what? I have been nothing but gr
Girls/guys/pictures GamersGreetings.
I have enjoyed fubar for the most part. Yet I am finding more & more male profiles with attractive girl's and women's pictures displayed as the default.
This is simply a blocked user by this Master. No questions. No comments. No Rate.
However, this seems to fall short with regards to a new breed of 'online grifters' who are typically loading up several 'hometown girl' type pictures and calling themselves female in their profile info... only to alter this to male after several members have added them to their friend's list.
I blocked one such goof-off and what do I receive?
An email after I blocked this user asking: "why I rated and nicely commented on their profile and pictures only to block them?"
Although I typically give everybody online a second chance I took My time to respond.
I did email My reply asking about the male now showing on the profile information where originally it said female when I accepted their friend request.
I received a reply: "that they ha
Girls Gone Wild @ Club 27 Live Nov.21!!TRI-STATE AREA! ARE YOU READY FOR THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE? ARE YOU READY TO SEE SOME OF THE HOTTEST CHICKS AROUND? IF SO MAKE SURE YOU COME TO CLUB 27 NOV.21 FOR OUR GIRLS GONE WILD EVENT! YES I SAID IT!! GIRLS GONE WILD! ITS GOING TO BE CRAZY..TONS OF FUN!! ONLY AT CLUB 27!! LOCATED AT: 27 S BANK STREET PHILADELPHIA PA 19106
I HAVE YOUR V.I.P/REDUCE PASSES FOR YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS OR YOU CAN JUST SHOW UP AND SAY MY NAME AT THE FRONT DESK!
18 TO PARTY 21 TO DRINK! ....BE THERE....
AND YES TEAM ROCKSTAR WILL BE IN THE BUILDING!! I REPEAT TEAM ROCKSTAR WILL BE IN THE BUILDING!!!
ROMEO...
HARTNETT...
GORGE...
AND THE ONE ND ONLY J.JENKINS B.K.A HERSCHEL!!
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I made this music player at MyFlashFetish.com.
"girls Don't Realize These Things."Girls don't realize these things
Body: I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you.
I'm sorry
that I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk.
I'm sorry
that my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants.
I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised.
I'm sorry
that I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy".
I'm sorry
that I am actually nice;
not a jerk.
I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things.
I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club.
I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you than just screw you
like some random guy.
I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date.
I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw
Girls In My Circle: Sent To Me By PretenderGIRLS IN MY CIRCLE
When I was little, I used to believe in the concept of one best friend.
And then I started to become a woman.
And then I found out that if you allow your heart to open up,
God would show you the best in many friends.
One friend is needed when you're going through things with your man.
Another friend is needed when you're going through things with your mom.
Another will sit beside you in the bleachers as you delight in your children and their activities.
Another when you want to shop, share, heal, hurt, joke, or just be.
One friend will say, 'Let's cry together, '
Another , 'Let's fight together,'
Another , 'Let's walk away together.'
One friend will meet your spiritual need,
Another your shoe fetish,
Another your love for movies,
Another will be with you in your season of confusion,
Another will be your clarifier,
Another the wind beneath your wings.
But whatever their assignment in your life,
On whatever the occasion,
On wha
Girls Gone Wild Mardi Gras @ Club 27 Nov.21 ....philly/jersey/delaware!!TRI-STATE AREA! ARE YOU READY FOR THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE? ARE YOU READY TO SEE SOME OF THE HOTTEST CHICKS AROUND? IF SO MAKE SURE YOU COME TO CLUB 27 NOV.21 FOR OUR GIRLS GONE WILD EVENT! YES I SAID IT!! GIRLS GONE WILD! ITS GOING TO BE CRAZY..TONS OF FUN!! ONLY AT CLUB 27!! LOCATED AT: 27 S BANK STREET PHILADELPHIA PA 19106
I HAVE YOUR V.I.P/REDUCE PASSES FOR YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS OR YOU CAN JUST SHOW UP AND SAY MY NAME AT THE FRONT DESK!
18 TO PARTY 21 TO DRINK! ....BE THERE....
AND YES TEAM ROCKSTAR WILL BE IN THE BUILDING!! I REPEAT TEAM ROCKSTAR WILL BE IN THE BUILDING!!!
ROMEO...
HARTNETT...
GORGE...
AND THE ONE ND ONLY J.JENKINS B.K.A HERSCHEL!!
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I made this music player at MyFlashFetish.com.
Girls Gone Wild Mardi Gras! @ Club 27 Nov 21stTRI-STATE AREA! ARE YOU READY FOR THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE? ARE YOU READY TO SEE SOME OF THE HOTTEST CHICKS AROUND? IF SO MAKE SURE YOU COME TO CLUB 27 NOV.21 FOR OUR GIRLS GONE WILD EVENT! YES I SAID IT!! GIRLS GONE WILD! ITS GOING TO BE CRAZY..TONS OF FUN!! ONLY AT CLUB 27!! LOCATED AT: 27 S BANK STREET PHILADELPHIA PA 19106
I HAVE YOUR V.I.P/REDUCE PASSES FOR YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS OR YOU CAN JUST SHOW UP AND SAY MY NAME AT THE FRONT DESK!
18 TO PARTY 21 TO DRINK! ....BE THERE....
AND YES TEAM ROCKSTAR WILL BE IN THE BUILDING!! I REPEAT TEAM ROCKSTAR WILL BE IN THE BUILDING!!!
ROMEO...
HARTNETT...
GORGE...
AND THE ONE ND ONLY J.JENKINS B.K.A HERSCHEL!!
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I made this music player at MyFlashFetish.com.
The Girl U Dream Ofthe girl you dream of
I believe you fell in love with me. You never truly meant to do so. You thought at first it was a pretty girl to flirt with . Then we talked We had a serious chat . You looked into my eyes and I became so much more than a pretty girl. I became the girl that you dream of when you slept. A few more chats and you learn a beautiful woman with sad eyes was charming and witty. Had different views on many of subjects and a sex appeal you just couldn't help but lust over. Then I became the woman that begins to haunt your every waking hour. How did you allow your self to get so far? Beware of looking into this monsters eyes you will see into her soul and get tangled within her web. She will forever haunt your heart, your dreams, your every being. But will you ever have her? How badly do you need a taste? And what are you willing to give for just one taste? or for a lifetime?
~JRF~
[girls]Beat: Johnta Austin ft UNK - Video Instrumental
uh huh
It's ya girl
M E to the M M O
uh huh let's go
uh huh let's go
come on
I see this girl
yupp yupp she hot
I see this girl
yupp yupp she's got
the TTP but
I think she's not
into girls
but I still think she's hot
though
I've seen this girl
around before
I've seen this girl
yupp yupp I adore
the way she dress
yupp yupp I need more
of this girl
yupp yupp makes me soar
those others girls
can't help but ignore
you see this girl
makes the world her dance floor
she shakes her junk
yupp her trunk makes me *whoa*
I gotta get that girl
through my door
gotta get her in my
bed and explore
every inch of her body
and more
wanna go deep
to the ocean floor
like it up
make her for scream more
make her cry and beg for that "O"
take my time
treat her like princess
yeah for sure
treat her right
yupp yupp I concure (who's that?)
Then I wake up my dream
where'd she go`?
I gotta see that girl
yet
GirlsI know way too many really beautiful girls who think they don't look good... It hurts... because it's our fault, guys I mean YOU. We make girls feel like they have to be perfect. You know what I mean, flat stomach, big boobs, round booty, long legs, sexy lips, and on top of all that, they have to dress like a whore, and be one as well... nobody can measure up to that... and its not fair... because nobody should have to. Girls prefer being called beautiful instead of hott or sexy. The little imperfections are what make people special. If everyone was perfect the world would be so boring, variety is what makes life interesting. So guys, stop making girls have to live up to your, I'm sorry, our... deluded fantasy visions of perfection. Stop acting like boys and start being men... realize that women don't exist to fufill our sexual desires. Stop talking to them solely to get with them, be nice to them because you want to be their friend, not because you want to hook up with them. Say nice
~~girl Language~~*this is girl language, guys you better get used to it. ;D
when i dont call you
[ Its because im waiting for you to call me ]
When i walk away from you mad
[ Follow me ]
When i stare at your mouth
[ Kiss me ]
When i push you or hit you
[ Grab me and dont let go ]
When i start cussing at you
[ Kiss me and tell me you love me or a kiss and A shut up works also]
When im quiet
[ Ask me whats wrong/Or mess with me. ]
When i ignore you
[ Give me your attention ]
When i pull away
[ Pull me back ]
When you see me at my worst
[ Tell me im beautiful ]
When you see me start crying
[ Hold me and tell me everything will be alright ]
When you see me walking
[ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ]
When im scared
[ Protect me ]
When i lay my head on your shoulder
[ Tilt my head up and kiss me ]
When i tease you
[ Tease me back and make me laugh ]
When i dont answer for a long time
[ reassure me that everything is okay ]
When i look at yo
Girl Friend And The Hitch Hiker******************************************************************************************
BOY I WANT TO PLAY RIGHT NOW!!! I need to be with you soon. I need to hold you and touch you and feel you next to me. I have to stop right now ! I want you now!
I have my imagination again. So I can imagine how you would feel right now. I sorry I'm starting to sweat and getting all wet. I want to make you feel how feel right now in person!!! The things that I want do is so bad I can write it down. I can only share them with you. So you could feel like I do! When we are together. I have never had such a good feeling with anybody else as I do with YOU. You make feel alive and wanting more. As soon as possible. Even a little is great. More time. That much better. I was wondering about in public for fear factor. I know we can find some kool place's we can go where we can see them they might not be able to see us. I don't want to throw
the hitchhiker Idea out the door. Maybe one day we can. Pleas
The Girla Girl sits next to window
Looking to the sky
She has walls all around her
She do not want to expose
She has this unshared feeling, suffocating
When nobody's asking anything but formalities.
She thinks it's much easier this way
She thinks nobody has to know
She has an earthen jug
Pressing her chest, soughing it's emptiness
She has this lonely feeling, in her mind
Looking answers to unasked questions.
The girl sits next to window
Looking to the sky
Dear Father in heaven
Can you hear me, too?
I cannot solve these knots
I'm not enough on my own
Please do not leave me when I can not find more words to say.
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Girls That Look In The MirrorMirror by ~Sylwiaa on deviantART
i know i ramble all the time that i don't have a perfect body.. i mean yeah i know who does?
I was reading my magazine and its interesting this study that they did. and this has been the only magazine i know that has been trying to get girls to appreciate what they do have and try to focus more on what they have on the inside.
but i want you to see this percents.. its interesting not many people really think about this stuff. you always think your alone in this fight with yourself.
40% of teen girls say that when they look in the mirror, all they see if their flaws.
I know when i was in school i felt my image was judge everyday.
72% of teen girls say yes they know every day at school their appearance will be judged.
38% life would be better if they looked like the celebrities in the magazines, movies, or on the tv.
28% said they have felt so bad about their body image that they've considered starving themselves or refusing to
Girl Friend Applicationu wanna be my bf??
BASICS:
Name:
Age:
Location:
Height:
Hair (colour and style):
Eyes:
Piercings/tattoos:
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OTHER:
1. Where would we go on dates?
2. Who are three (or more) of your favourite bands/artists?
3. Do you drink/smoke??
4. Do you like the rain?
5. If so...would you play in it with me?
6. Do you like movies?
7. If so, would you stay up and watch them with me all night?
8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together?
9. Would you kiss me often?
10. Do you play an instrument?
11. If so...what?
12. Would you be waiting by the phone wanting me to call you right after we saw each other ?
13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10?
14. Favorite body part on a girl?
15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself?
16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, slut,pimp)?
17. Would you give me kisses just because?
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Girls.......a Confusing ProspectIt just seems to me like tha ladies dont seem to like guys like me anymore. You know the honest, real, genuinely caring and compassionate(dont know if I spelled that right)kind. Now I know im not tha best looking man out there, but i mean come on. I guess what I really want to say is this: just take me for who I am. I just need a lady who can.........handle me! If ya want to know what I mean by that, you'll have to find out first hand ;)
A Girl In NeedHere we go again...the topic of discussion,MEN. Why am i so confused? When you think that you have them all figured out...something always happens that sends you right back where you started,and they say woman are hard to figure out!!!I say it's simple..all woman really want is to be shown what they are really worth.If you say you love us..prove it.Make time for us.My dad always said "If you love someone,nomatter how busy you are you will find the time.Even if its a couple minuites." Right on daddy!!!Some men think that you wanna be up there asses if u ask for this or you want all of there time. I dont get it.If you love that person,you should wanna spend every waking moment with that person even if you can't.Long distance relationships are hard,but not hard to keep.If you want something bad enough you should fight to keep it.Your soulmate only comes around once in a lifetime...so hold onto it and never let go.For what you let go,in the end will leave you with regret and the lose of so
Girlfriend ApplicationA Little bit about yourself!!! Remember all fields are optional!
Name:
Age:
Phone Number:
Location:
Height:
weight:
Hair:
Eyes:
Piercings/tattoos:
What Do You Think Of My?
Personality:
Eyes:
Face:
Hair:
Clothes:
Humor:
Choice of music:
Manners:
Friends:
Decisions:
W0ULD Y0U...
[] go out with me?
[] give me your number?
[] kiss me?
[] let me kiss you?
[] watch a movie with me?
[] take me out to dinner?
[] drive me somewhere
[] make love to me?
[] take a shower with me?
[] be my bf/gf?
[] hug me?
[] buy me food?
[] take me home to meet your family?
[] would you let me sleep in your bed if i didn't have one?
[]Smoke pot?
[] sing car karaoke w/ me?_
[] sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
[] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[] let me give you a piggyback ride?
[] come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
D0 Y0U...
[] think im cute?
[] wa
Girlfriend Application1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Fave Color:
4. Are you a virgin?
5.Phone Number:
6. Location:
7. Height:
8.Hair (color and style):
9.Piercings/tattoos:
HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...
1. Are we friends?
2. Do you have a crush on me?
3. Would you kiss me?
4. ...with tongue?
5. Would you enjoy it?
6. Would you ever ask me out?
7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?
8. hand on knee?
9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
11.Would you walk on the beach with me?
12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
13. Do you/have talk about me?
14. Do you think I'm a good person?
15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)?
16.have sex with me?
17.Do you think I'm cute?
18. If you could change anything about me -would you?
19.Would you go out with me?
20.Would you come over for no reason just to
GirlThere is this Girl I adore. To her I would give my world. Is that what love is suppose to feel like. To me love has always been a myth. Something that is always there but never within my grasp.
I have these thoughts within my mind,and this feeling of emptyness and longing within my heart. I've been told if it is there in front of you to take it and make it yours, but there is a fear inside of me. Because I'm scared to hold her close to me and speak three simple words that would change both our lives either for the wrong or for the right.
So what should I do? Should I give into my greatest fear a three letter word I felt before but now deny should I lose what I know is what I want with all my heart. The decision really should not be a hard one to make, but everything is at stake.
Well it is up to me to decide what will be. A decision not made lightly. If I go and it dont work then her heart I could break. That is one mistake I cant afford to make, but if I dont it could end up
A Girl's ListDear Santa Sir:
This girl is writing You, to give You her Christmas Wish List. According to her Master, a girl has been good all year. Though, a girl thinks that Your definition of good and Master's definition of good may differ slightly. For a girl to be good for Master she must serve Him properly and be pleasing in all things including her appearance. Even thank Him when He gives her spankings and even when He lets her cum.
Enough of that, for a girl is getting distracted now. A girl has a lengthy list for her Christmas Wish List, though most of the gifts are truly for Master, though He will be using the gifts on a girl, because that's how it should be Santa Sir!
A girl would like a new flogger for Master to use upon a girl's ass, back, thighs, cunt and breasts. One that leaves delightful coloring on a girl's flesh so that she might proudly wear the marks her Master has gifted her with.
A girl could use a new pair of nipple clamps, with adjustable tension to go from a lig
The Girl That I Don't Deserve...Last night when,
You danced with me.
I did not think,
That I was worthy.
I thought why,
Would you pick me.
The way you looked,
Into my eyes.
Made me feel,
Like I was hypotized.
I can't believe,
That I got the chance.
To share that,
Beautiful dance.
When we were,
On the dance floor.
All I wanted for this night,
To last forever and more.
The dress you wore,
I could make,
Out every single curve.
And thats why,
Your the girl I don't deserve.
Tyler Montgomery
13 Oct 02
Girlfriend ApplicationName:
Online Name:
Age:
Height:
Hair Color:
Eye Color:
Piercing:
Tattoos:
Location:
Job:
Ethnicity:
Drink/Smoke:
Would you make out with me in the rain?
Would you play with me and my boyfriend?
Have you been with a girl before?
How long have you been into women?
Play any Instruments?
Do you like to Hug a lot?
What's your favorite thing about me OR that you want to know about me?
Do you sing or have any other talents?
Whats your favorite type of music?
What would you consider the best thing physically about yourself?
What about your personality? Explain!
Must be willing to come over at anytime of the night to fuck!
Must be willing to play with my current girlfriend and boyfriend.
Any other questions please feel free to ask!
Please complete form attach recent photo and return to me at
cruechic@hotmail.com
Yes I'm superficial like that!
NOTE!
Any man or boy pretending to be a women and fills this out and returns it to me wi
A Girls Tears (girls Relationship With Guys)No need to ask what the tears are for.
Each tear explains the reason why they are there.
They start to come a little faster.
No need to ask who caused them.
Each little tear shouts the name loud and clear.
They start to come a little faster.
No need to ask what each tear is trying to do.
For each little tear is trying to help mend the broken heart.
They start to come faster.
No need to ask how the tears can be stopped.
For each little tear is pleading for someone to help them.
They start to fall a little faster.
The Girls Blowjob Rules-The Girls Blowjob Rules-
~1. First and foremost, we should suck your cock often, like whenever you tell us, and we better act like we love giving blowjobs all the time, to so you don't need to go find someone else to do it.
~2. You can shoot it on my face, but if you do it in my mouth, I promise I'll swallow. Just try to keep it away from my pretty eyes, it burns.
~3. My ears are NOT handles. but my hair is! You can push on my head but you might make me gag and get puked on...
~4. I don't care HOW relaxed you get' it is NEVER OK to fart.
~5. Having my period means you get a bj every day it's not your fault I am out of service, you have needs, plus stuffing your cock in my mouth means you wont have to listen to me bitch and whine
~6. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you, I'm not done. Once I start sucking you off, I don't have the right to stop until you cum or you tell me to stop.
~7. If you like how
Girls Vs. Grown Women(got This From A Friend)Girls want to control the man in their life.
Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.
Girls check you for not calling them.
Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't.
Girls are afraid to be alone.
Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth.
Girls ignore the good guys.
Grown women ignore the bad guys.
Girls make you come home.
Grown women make you want to come home.
Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make
plans.
Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where
he fits.
Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man.
Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.
Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him
hanging with his friends).
Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time'
even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends.
Girls think a g
GirlfriendsPOEM ABOUT OUR GIRLFRIENDS
Someone will always be prettier.
Some will always be smarter.
Some of their houses will be bigger.
Some will drive a better car.
Their children will do better in school.
And their husband will fix more things around the house.
So let it go,
and love you and your circumstances.
Think about it!
The prettiest woman in the world can have hell in her heart.
And the most highly favored
woman on your job may be unable to have children.
And the richest woman you know,
she's got the car, the house, the clothes~~~~
might be lonely.
And the word says, "If I have not Love, I am nothing."
So, again, love you.
Love who you are.
Look in the mirror in the morning and smile and say,
"I am too blessed to be stressed and too anointed, to be disappointed!"
"Winners make things happen~~
Losers let things happen."
Be "blessed" ladies~~~~~
and pass this on to encourage another woman.
"To the world you might be one person,
but to s
A Girl On Her Knees Begging Pleading PleaseA girl on her knees begging pleading please
she crys but no one hears.
she is in pain and suffering,
from all the hurt that eats at her.
A girl on her knees begging pleading please
A girl on her knees begging pleading please
GOD take it all away!!
all the pain and suffering,
i cannot endure.
the life she is leading will be no more.
a new life she will live.
A girl on her knees begging pleading please
A girl on her knees begging pleading please
i will fight the battle.
i will be free.
so no more begging and pleading i will endure.
A girl on her knees begging pleading please
Girl LanguageGirl Language
If i don't call you- it's because im waiting for you to call me
When i walk away from you mad-follow me
When i stare at your mouth- kiss me
When i push you or hit you-grab me and don't let go
When i start cussing at you-kiss me and tell me you love me
When i am quiet- Ask me whats wrong
When i ignore you-give me your attention
When i pull back-pull me back
When you see me at my worst-tell me im beautiful
When you see me start crying-hold me and tell me everything will be alright
When you see me walking-sneak up and hug my waist from behind
When im scared-protect me
When i lay my head on your shoulder-tilt my head up and kiss me
When i grab at your hands- hold mine
When i tease you-tease me back and make me laugh
When i don't answer for a long time-reassure me that everything is okay
When i look at you with doubt-back yourself up
When i say that i like you- i really do more than you could understand
When i bump int
Girls Night Out!The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told
my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the
hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up
and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a qui ck-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos= MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away
with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked
him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then
said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed
ano
Girlfriend Application.....just For Fun.Ladies Title it "BOYFRIEND Application"
Guys Title it "GIRLFRIEND Application"
copy and paste this to a message and fill it out and send it to me
1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Fave Color:
4. Whats your sign?
5.Phone Number:
6. Location:
7. Height:
8.Hair (color and style):
9.Piercings/tattoos:
HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...
1. Are we friends?
2. Do you have a crush on me?
3. Would you kiss me?
4. ...with tongue?
5. Would you enjoy it?
6. Would you ever ask me out?
7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?
9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
11.Would you walk on the beach with me?
12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
13. Do you/have you talked crap about me?
14. Do you think I'm a good person?
15. Would u take a nap with me?
16.Do you think I'm cute?
17. If you could change anything about me -would you?
1
Girlfriend ApplicationA Little bit about yourself!!! Remember all fields are optional!
Name:
Age:
Phone Number:
Location:
Height:
weight:
Hair:
Eyes:
Piercings/tattoos:
What Do You Think Of My?
Personality:
Eyes:
Face:
Hair:
Clothes:
Humor:
Choice of music:
Manners:
Friends:
Decisions:
W0ULD Y0U...
[] go out with me?
[] give me your number?
[] kiss me?
[] let me kiss you?
[] watch a movie with me?
[] take me out to dinner?
[] drive me somewhere
[] make love to me?
[] take a shower with me?
[] be my bf/gf?
[] hug me?
[] buy me food?
[] take me home to meet your family?
[] would you let me sleep in your bed if i didn't have one?
[]Smoke pot?
[] sing car karaoke w/ me?_
[] sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
[] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[] let me give you a piggyback ride?
[] come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
D0 Y0U...
[] think im cute?
[] wa
Girl You Ain't Nothing But White! LolWhy is it that white women swear they got Hispanic in them and they know that they are as white as the sheets on their beds? LOL...
Now those who really know me know that my mother is from PR so I am half Hispanic but I don't say it often or don't tell people cause I don't really look it but I don't deny that part of my heritage either...but if you know that your parents are both White Caucasian Americans, how you gonna call yourself a "Mami" which is a Hispanic term. I mean I know it's common practice nowadays to wanna be something you are not, but please don't insult the rest of us intelligent people who know dam well who you really are...and don't try to trick the MEN (yes plural) you talking to into thinking you are Hispanic cause you know that's what that man likes. Be yourself people and be proud of who you really are!
Girls In Sexy Lingierie! You Know You Wanna See! :dhey everyone!!! (who reads my blogs :P) wanna go look at pictures of beautiful ladies in their panties and lingerie?!! i know i want to!!! :D:D :P
thats why i entered this new contest. its totally different from the others guys, so dont worry!!! its all about fun! the pictures will be in a nsfw folder, so its not about points and bombing. which i love!....ok if you want to check it out (and hopefully vote for me :D) you need to add my friend natas! dont worry guys...hes a really cool guy. :)
Contest Starts At Midnight Eastern! Add Me As A Friend To See The Contest If You Cant!@ fubar
please go add him; if hes not already your friend, because you will need to be on his friends list to veiw these photos. when the contest is over, feel free to delete him or keep him.
THE CONTEST STARTS TONIGHT!!
***********this is NOT bombing contest!!!*********
its rates only!!! comments dont even count, but its ok if you want to leave one anyways :P if there is a tie in
Girlfrind Apps...I blame curiosity =)
Girlfriend Application.
About You
Name:
Age:
Height:
Hair color:
Eye color:
Favorite color:
Favorite food:
Whats your AIM or MSN screen name:
Tattoos?:
Piercings?:
Drink?:
Smoke?:
Any Other drugs?:
Would you care if i did drugs?:
Would you care if i drank?:
Are you a virgin?:
Do you have sex?:
(if so) How Often?:
Is sex all your looking for?:
Do you have any STD's?:
Would you kiss me anytime?:
Anywhere?:
Do you like to cuddle?:
How much?:
Have you ever been cheated on?:
Would you cheat on me?:
Have you ever cheated on someone?:
List your top 3 bands
1.:
2.:
3.:
Top 3 movies
1.:
2.:
3.:
Do you like to party?:
What if i wanted to stay home and watch a movie with you?:
What if i wanted to kiss you in the rain?:
Are you spontaneous?:
Willing to try new things?:
Like your picture taken?:
Do you drive?:
Go to school?:
IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
A GirlWHEN A GIRL IS QUIET, MILLIONS OF THINGS ARE GOING THROUGH HER MIND.
WHEN A GIRL ISN'T TALKING, SHE IS THINKING DEEPLY.
WHEN A GIRL LOOKS UP AT YOU WITH EYES FULL OF QUESTIONS, SHE IS WONDERING HOW LONG YOU WILL BE AROUND.
WHEN A GIRL ANSWERS "I'M FINE" AFTER ONLY A FEW SECONDS, SHE IS NOT FINE AT ALL.
WHEN A GIRL STARES AT YOU, SHE IS WONDERING WHY YOU ARE LYING TO HER.
WHEN A GIRL LIES ON YOUR CHEST, SHE IS WISHING FOR YOU TO BE HERS FOREVER.
WHEN A GIRL WANT TO SEE YOU EVERYDAY, SHE WANTS TO BE PAMPERED.
WHEN A GIRL SAYS SHE LOVES YOU, SHE MEANS IT.
WHEN A GIRL SAYS SHE MISSED YOU, NO ONE IN THE WORLD COULD MISS YOU MORE.
"girlfriend Application"EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GIRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS!
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU IN YOUR INBOX!
Ladies Title it "BOYFRIEND Application"
Guys Title it "GIRLFRIEND Application"
1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Fave Color:
4. Whats your sign?
5.Phone Number:
6. Location:
7. Height:
8.Hair (color and style):
9.Piercings/tattoos:
HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...
1. Are we friends?
2. Do you have a crush on me?
3. Would you kiss me?
4. ...with tongue?
5. Would you enjoy it?
6. Would you ever ask me out?
7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?
9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
11.Would you walk on the beach with me?
12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
13. Do you/have you talked about me?
14. Do you think I'm a good person?
15. Would u take a nap with me?
16. Do you
Girlfriend ApplicationLadies Title it "BOYFRIEND Application"
Guys Title it "GIRLFRIEND Application"
copy and paste this to a message and fill it out and send it to me
1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Fave Color:
4. Whats your sign?
5.Phone Number:
6. Location:
7. Height:
8.Hair (color and style):
9.Piercings/tattoos:
HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...
1. Are we friends?
2. Do you have a crush on me?
3. Would you kiss me?
4. ...with tongue?
5. Would you enjoy it?
6. Would you ever ask me out?
7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?
9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
11.Would you walk on the beach with me?
12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
13. Do you/have you talked crap about me?
14. Do you think I'm a good person?
15. Would u take a nap with me?
16.Do you think I'm cute?
17. If you could change anything about me -would you?
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Girlfriend ApplicationGirlfriend Application Form
The following questions are about yourself. Before I start with the questions, here's a little about myself.
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I'm 22, 6'2", 175lbs and muscular. I have a three and a half year old black lab mix named Shadow, I'm a smoker, but I don't drink. I like to take Shadow for long walks, sometimes 5-mile long walks. I currently have one tattoo on each shoulder blade, Semper Fidelis (Always Faithful). I'm not one to cheat, but I will forgive some one who cheats on me once, they get a second chance, but no more. I'm a computer technician and automotive mechanic. Enough with myself, lets move onto you.....
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1. What do you like about yourself?
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2. What do you NOT like about
Girlfriend ApplicationLADIES TITLE IT BOYFRIEND APPLICATION
GUYS TITLE IS GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION
1.Your name-
2. Age-
3. Fav. color-
4. Whats your sign-
5. Phone number-
6.Location-
7. Height-
8. Hair color/ style-
9.Peircings-
HERE COMES THE FUN
1.Are we friends?
2.Do you have a crush on me?
3. Would you kiss me?
4. ...with tongue?
5. Would you enjoy it?
6. Would you ever ask me out?
7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?
9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
11.Would you walk on the beach with me?
12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
13. Do you/have you talked about me?
14. Do you think I'm a good person?
15. Would u take a nap with me?
16.Do you think I'm cute?
17. If you could change anything about me -would you?
18.Would you dance with me?
19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
What Do You Think Of
Girlsyou know,if girls weren't so cute,,,soft,,aromatic,,perfect for holding,cuddling,kissing dancing with,,adorable,,and let me play with thier junk,,,,,,,,,i'd have NOTHING to do with them,,,,,,,
Girls Vs. WomenWanna know the difference??? GIRLS vs. GROWN WOMEN
Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and
make
plans.
Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in
where he
fits in.
Girls want to control the man in their life.
Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.
Girls check you for not calling them.
Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't.
Girls try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex.
Grown women know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a man
want
to 'lock' you down.
Girls fake-moan, lay there and take the stabbing.
Grown women say, "Just stop", get up, get dressed and walk out.
Girls are afraid to be alone.
Grown women revel in it--using it as a time for personal growth.
Girls ignore the good guys.
Grown women ignore the bad guys.
Girls make you come.
Grown women make you come home.
Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man.
Gro
Girlfriend ApplicationEVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GIRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS!
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU IN YOUR INBOX!
1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Fave Color:
4. Whats your sign?
5.Phone Number:
6. Location:
7. Height:
8.Hair (color and style):
9.Piercings/tattoos:
HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...
1. Are we friends?
2. Do you have a crush on me?
3. Would you kiss me?
4. ...with tongue?
5. Would you enjoy it?
6. Would you ever ask me out?
7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?
9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
11.Would you walk on the beach with me?
12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
13. Do you/have you talked about me?
14. Do you think I'm a good person?
15. Would u take a nap with me?
16.Do you think I'm cute?
17. If you could change anything about me -would you?
18.Would you dance with me?
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Girlfriend ApplicationThis is all in fun I'm not looking for anyone.
Ladies Title it "BOYFRIEND Application"
Guys Title it "GIRLFRIEND Application"
copy and paste this to a message and fill it out and send it to me
1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Fave Color:
4. Whats your sign?
5.Phone Number:
6. Location:
7. Height:
8.Hair (color and style):
9.Piercings/tattoos:
HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...
1. Are we friends?
2. Do you have a crush on me?
3. Would you kiss me?
4. ...with tongue?
5. Would you enjoy it?
6. Would you ever ask me out?
7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?
9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
11.Would you walk on the beach with me?
12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
13. Do you/have you talked crap about me?
14. Do you think I'm a good person?
15. Would u take a nap with me?
16.Do you think I'm cute?
17. If y
The Girl In My DreamsI now see her face
So what does this mean
The girl that I've seen
The girl in my dreams.
Ive often seen this girl
That walks in my dreams
The one I have prayed for
While down on my knees
When will I meet her
Just one question I ponder
While night after night
In my dreams she wanders.
The face I now see
I have never before
The face is yours
And I worry no more.
You come and you go
When I want you to stay
When will I meet you
Is all I can say.
Soon, you reply
And I know just what you mean
As I'd wait forever
For the girl in my dreams.
Girlefriends Bday Partyhello again heres another invite to all my local friends. My GF IS celebrating her dirty thirty tommorow night. It takes place at Down the hatch north on mt. morris rd. north of saginaw rd. It will be starting at 9 o'clock. shes a litte depressed about turning thirty So I wanna make this a night shell never forget so please come join us tommorow night at Down the hatch north on mt. morris rd at 9 pm. there will be cake.
Girla Vs. Grown WomanGirls vs Grown women
Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans
Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits.
Girls want to control the man in their life.
Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling
Girls check him for not calling them
Grown women are too busy to realize he hadn't
Girls ignore the good guys.
Grown women ignore the bad guys
Girls make him come home.
Grown women make him want to come home.
Girls worry about not being pretty and / or good enough for their man.
Grown women know that they are pretty and / or good enough for any man
Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (don't want him hanging with his friends)
Grown women realize that a lil bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special and goes to kick it with her own friends
Girls think a guy crying is weak.
Grown women offer their shoulder and
"girl In The Mirror"whose that girl in the mirror,
the one trying to look pretty,
whose that girl in the mirror,
the one thats tryin to hide the guilt and pain,
whose that girl in the mirror,
the one that can't even look at herself any longer,
whose that girl in the mirror,
the one that heart seems to break over and over again,
whose that girl in the mirror,
the one that used to have that spark in her eyes,
whose that girl in the mirror,
the one that used to have so many opportunities,
whose that girl in the mirror,
the one that feels like she has to be the best,
whose that girl in the mirror,
the one that can never fail or let anyone down,
whose that girl in the mirror,
the one that can't say no to anyone,
whose that girl in the mirror,
the one that life never gave any hand me outs to,
whose that girl in the mirror,
the one who always gets kicked down just to crawl back up,
whose that girl in the mirror,
the one who puts on a front t
Girlfriends~ LadiesA POEM ABOUT OUR GIRLFRIENDS
Someone will always be prettier.
Someone will always be smarter.
Some of their houses will be bigger.
Some will drive a better car.
Their children will do better in school.
And their husband will fix more things around the house.
So let it go, and love you and your circumstances.
Think about it!
The prettiest woman in the world can have hell in her heart.
And the most highly favored
woman on your job may be unable to have children.
And the richest woman you know,
she's got the car, the house, the clothes~~~~
might be lonely.
And the word says, "If I have not Love, I am nothing."
So, again, love you.
Love who you are.
Look in the mirror in the morning and smile and say,
"I am too Blessed to be Stressed and too Anointed, to be Disappointed!"
"Winners make things happen~~
Losers let things happen."
Be "Blessed" Ladies~~~~~
and pass this on to encourage another woman.
"To the world you might be one person,
but to the one person you ju
A Girls PrayerBefore I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man thats not a creep
One who's handsome smart and strong
One who's willy's thick and long
One who thinks before he speaks
When promises to call,he wont wait weeks
I pray that he is gainfully employed
And when I spend his cash wont be annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens my door
Massages my back and begs to do more
Oh!send me a man that will make love to my mind
Knows just what to say when I ask,how bigs my behind?
One who will make love till my bodys twitchen
In the hall the garden and the kitchen
I pray this man will love me to no end
And never attempt to shag my best friend
And as I kneel and pray by my bed
I look at the dickhead you sent me instead
AMEN
thought this was cute had to post it lol
Girls At Clubs/partiesLately I've noticed that at a party or club finding girls to simply dance with is no easy task. When girls show up with their friends they just dance with them and when I try to talk to them they just ignore me.
Others have been cool and we enjoyed ourselves on the dancefloor, but those are usually girls who are alone when I approach them, rarely a pair of girls.
Maybe it's a girl thing, but I can't imagine going through the trouble to look nice, go to a club and dance with the friend I came with all night. In the words of my friend "you get carried by 10 girls before dancing with 1"
Girls Don't Realize1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.
2. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-- how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch-- Goodbye.
9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong
7 Girls On A BusThere is 7 girls on a bus
Each girl has 7 backpacks
Each backpack has 7 large cats
For each large cat is 7 small cats
How many legs are there total?
Girl Switches Blood Type After Liver TransplantThis story I actually pulled off of here, and it is confirmed to be true. The story is actually printed in the New England Journal of Medicine. This is something that gives you hope in what modern medicine can accomplish. Read the story below and comment, pretty damn cool if you ask me.]
SYDNEY (AFP) - An Australian girl spontaneously switched blood groups and adopted her donor's immune system following a liver transplant in the first known case of its type, doctors treating her said Thursday.
Demi-Lee Brennan was aged nine and seriously ill with liver failure when she received the transplant, doctors at a top Sydney children's hospital told AFP.
Nine months later it was discovered that she had changed blood types and her immune system had switched over to that of the donor after stem cells from the new liver migrated to her bone marrow.
She is now a healthy 15-year-old, Michael Stormon, a hepatologist treating her, told AFP. Stormon said he had given several presentati
Girlfriend Application1.Name
2.Age
3.Eye Color
4.Hair Color
5.Where would we go on a date?
6.Would you kiss me?
7.Would you call me alot?
8.Would you come over just to watch a movie with me?
9.Would you kiss me out in the rain?
10.Do you know me?
11.Would you want to hang out with me?
12.Do you have a good personaltiy?
13.Are you a funny person?
14.What kind of music do you like?
15.What is your favorite colors?
16.What do you like to do for fun?
17.Can you draw well?
18.Do you play any instrument?
19.What do you think is more important looks or personality?
20.Would you date me?
21.What would you do if i was sick?
22.If I was crying?
23.Would you buy me a gift for my birthday?
24.Do you think im attractive
25. Tattoos
26. Piercings
27. Do you love to cuddle
28. Night In or Night Out
29. Do you like to walk under the stars
GirlsSome people on here look like complete conceded sluts. I know im no beauty queen but i look better naked on here then some of you.And men only add you because the way that you are dressed. so sorry you look pretty easy.
Girlsi can not take it no more if u want me ask me yourself i will not ask anymore my old soul cant take it
Girl Wants Boythis is actually one of my own works that has been published
Girl Wants Boy
So these word are for you.
Every single ,solitary line.
Crafted with love and care.
Red like the very best of wines.
Every word has been carefully chosen.
The message is initially in disguise.
A boy I know certainly has one.
Destiny before your very own eyes.
Most girls think that you're cute.
I think that you're more than that to me.
Really kind and caring.
Maybe you will come to me.
Heather J Mcvey
Copyright ©2007 Heather J Mcvey
The Girl Iv Been Wating Fortheres this girl that iv benn dating for a while now and iv come to the conclusion that i love her she treats me great and i can just melt in her arms its so amazing
The Girl Of My DreamsIt's funny the way life is. About three years ago I met the girl of my dreams but it was someone I knew for a long time in fact I DJ-ed her wedding (SHE'S NO LONGER MARRIED TO HIM)but never the less we reunited three years ago and I thought she was beautiful and I fell hard,but then the fun fest parade happened and she was the queen of hearts and the rest was history. About 9 months later the most beautiful little boy was born.We've had our ups and downs in our relationship but we've always are able to work things out and thats how I know this is true love.The funny thing is if I get a text from her when I read it I hear her voice talking to me,or I can close my eyes and picture her right in front of me.After three years we finally decided to get married and I can't wait I wanna give her the wedding of her dreams,she also says she wants to have another baby.......I'm not only the happiest man in the world but I'm the luckiest man too.She brings out the good in me and I've done a lot mo
A Girl Couldn't Ask For BetterMeet my Owners! A girl couldn't have asked for better owners... Go show them lots of love!
Sean....Andrea's Love:Da.k.a. IRISHPUNK CLUB F.A.R.@ fubar
LSD's SHELL™ ~~I LUV MY A&A's~DYLON's DIVA's~@ fubar
A Girl Couldn't Have Better.... (by Andrea)Meet my Co-Owners! I couldn't have asked for better owners... Go show them lots of love!
Sean....Andrea's Love:Da.k.a. IRISHPUNK CLUB F.A.R.@ fubar
LSD's SHELL™ ~~I LUV MY A&A's~DYLON's DIVA's~@ fubar
(repost of original by 'Sean's girl & Fu-Fiance to LSD's Shell~Co-Owned by Irishpunk & LSD's Shell' on '2008-02-01 17:04:47')
The Girl Inside [a Perfect Lie]The Girl Inside
[A Perfect Lie]
A perfect face
Was said to be
An imaged mirror
That wasn’t me
A perfect smile
Not quite the same
As the one I feel
To hide the shame
Of something they expect
But I will never be
Nevermore who I once was
Trapped, I am not free
A perfect world
A perfect lie
Trapped inside
I awake to die
For no one knows
How hard I’ve tried..
No one knows
The girl inside.
Girls And GuysThe Rules of a Blow Job for Girls and Guys!!!
WHAT A GIRL HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
2. Extension to rule ..1 - So if you get one, be grateful.
3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face.
4. Extension to rule ..3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow.
5. My ears are NOT handles.
6. Extension to rule ..5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick?
7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.
8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now.
9. Extension to ..8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave
Girl Problemi havent had a period since like nov 6 so im like 3 months late and im not having a kid
The Girl On The TrainThe Girl On The Train
A month-long holiday in Europe had seemed like such a good idea. Jamie was starting out in Holland, land of windmills and clogs... and unrestricted access to cannabis, a small fact he had neglected to bring to the attention of his parents before setting out. Now it was one in the morning, his plane had been delayed, and he was standing in a cold railway station under Schiphol Airport awaiting a train to Utrecht where he had a room. Not only was he cold and tired, but he had heard from a guy on the plane that Holland had clamped down on sales of drugs to non-Dutch people.
Aside from the random announcements which Jamie could not understand, the station was almost totally silent... so he was a little surprised when he heard footsteps on the concrete. He looked up to see a girl appearing from behind one of the concrete posts which held the airport's meeting area and shopping arcade over their heads. She had a lot of long, red-brown hair. Her body was largely hid
56 Girly Questions56 Girl Confessions
1. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
yes
2. A big poofy dress or a short party dress?
dresses blah.........
3. What would you do if you received a long love letter?
flattered, someone i know writes me everyday, not really love notes but they still make my heart flutter
4. Group dates or single dates?
groups are nice, but i prefer single
5. Do you hate it when guys act different around their friends?
yes!
6. Are diamonds a girl’s best friend?
Nope
7. Is your hair up or down today?
down
8. Do you straighten your hair?
used to
9. Favorite mascara?
black
10. Do you get your nails done?
no
11. Small or large purses?
small
12. In your purse, what are your must haves?
phone, drivers lic, money, insurance cards
13. Jeans or sweats?
Jeans
14. Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that’s uncomfortable?
no..
15. Do you text message a lot?
nope
16. What would you do if you got pregnant?
die!.lol
17.
Girlfriend App.YOU-
name:
age:
location:
height:
hair:
eyes:
Nickname:
ME-
1. When and how did we meet?
2. Have you ever seen me cry:
3. Describe me in four adjectives:
4. If we could spend a day together what would we do:
5. Have we ever gotten in a fight:
6. If you could give me a present what would it be:
7. Would you hug me,better yet spoon with me? :
8. What do you really think of me:
9. Have we ever kissed:
10. Would you kiss me/do you like kissing me:
11. Has there ever been anything you wanted to tell me:
12. Have we hung out:
13. Name one thing you like about me:
14. Do we get along:
15. Would you go out with me:
17. Do you like photobooths:
18. Do you have any talents (skills):
19. What is one thing you dont like about me:
20. Who is/are your favorite band(s):
21. What is the best thing we have ever done together:
22. One thing you could change about me what would it be:
23. Have we watched a movie together:
24. If so, what movie:
25. Have you ever hurt me:
Girls Aloud Vs Toni Basil - No Good Mickey - (muzik-al's Micky Mouse Re-hash)Girls Aloud vs Toni Basil - No Good Mickey - (Muzik-AL's Micky Mouse Re-Hash)
Another old classic given some Muzik-AL treatment via this 4.5min dirrty remix.
To listen/download for free http://www.esnips.com/doc/0d815ac8-8920-4792-a88f-fb3841db84ea/Girls-Aloud-vs-Toni-Basil----No-Good-Mickey---(Muzik-ALs-Micky-Mouse-Re-Hash)-[www.djmuzikal.moonfruit.com]
Girlfriend AppGirlfriend Applicatin
...If You're Interested... Fill This Out...
Name:
Age:
Location:
Height:
Hair (color and style):
Eyes:
Piercings/tattoos:
Nationality:
Birthday:
OTHER:
1. Where would we go on dates?
2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists?
3. Do you drink/smoke??
4. Do you like the beach?
5. If so...would you go with me late at night?
5(1/2)Do you like candlit dinners?
6. Do you like movies?
7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night?
8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie?
9. If not what would we be doing?
10. Do you play an instrument?
11. If so...what?
12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright?
13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10?
14. Favorite body part on a girl?
15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself?
16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, player, slut)?
17. Would you give me kisses just because?
What Would You do if...
Girlfriend ApplicationGirlfriend Application.
About You
Name
Age
Height
Hair color
Eye color
Favorite color
Favorite food
Whats your AIM or MSN screen name
Tattoos?
Piercings?
Drink?
Smoke?
Any Other drugs?
Would you care if i did drugs?
Would you care if i drank?
Are you a virgin?
Do you have sex?
(if so) How Often?
Is sex all your looking for?
Do you have any STD's?
Would you kiss me anytime?
Anywhere?
Do you like to cuddle?
How much?
Have you ever been cheated on?
Would you cheat on me?
Have you ever cheated on someone?
List your top 3 bands
1.
2.
3.
Top 3 movies
1.
2.
3.
Do you like to party?
What if i wanted to stay home and watch a movie with you?
What if i wanted to kiss you in the rain?
Are you spontainiouse?
Willing to try new things?
Like your picture taken?
Do you drive?
Go to school?
IMPORTANT QUESTIONS!
Would you hold my hand as we walk through the mall?
Would you push me up against a wall an
Girls And Guys Night OutIf you have not been to our lounge recently, you're missing out!
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-girls-------------------Girls--------------
-----------are like apples------
-------on trees. The best ones-----
-----are at the top of the tree.-----
---The boys dont want to reach---
--for the good ones because they--
-r afraid of falling and getting hurt.-
-Instead, they get the rotten apples-
from the ground that arent as good,
but easy. So the apples up top think
something wrong w/ them when in
-reality they're amazing. They just--
---have to wait for the right boy to
---- come along, the one who's-
----------- brave enough to-----
---------------climb all---------
---------------the way--------
--------------to the top--------
-------------of the tree.---------
Girls------------------Girls--------------
-----------are like apples------
-------on trees. The best ones-----
-----are at the top of the tree.-----
---The boys dont want to reach---
--for the good ones because they--
-r afraid of falling and getting hurt.-
-Instead, they get the rotten apples-
from the ground that arent as good,
but easy. So the apples up top think
something wrong w/ them when in
-reality they're amazing. They just--
---have to wait for the right boy to
---- come along, the one who's-
----------- brave enough to-----
---------------climb all---------
---------------the way--------
--------------to the top--------
-------------of the tree.---------
GirlsI have a thing for girls now.
Girlfriend Application Tooo Bad No One Will Fill This OutName:
Age:
Height:
Weight:
Body Type:
Hair color:
Eye color:
Favorite color:
Dating Age Range:
Do you work out?:
Favorite food:
Whats your AIM or MSN screen name:
Tattoos?:
Piercings?:
Drink?:
Smoke?:
Any Other drugs?:
Would you care if i did drugs?:
Would you care if i drank?:
Are you a virgin?:
Do you have sex?:
(if so) How Often?:
Is sex all your looking for?:
Do you have any STD's?:
Would you kiss me anytime?:
Anywhere?:
Do you like to cuddle?:
How much?:
Have you ever been cheated on?:
Would you cheat on me?:
Have you ever cheated on someone?:
Do you have animals?:
If not do you like animals?:
List your top 3 music artists
1.
2.
3.
Top 3 movies
1.
2.
3.:
Do you like to party?:
What if i wanted to stay home and watch a movie with you?:
What if i wanted to kiss you in the rain?:
Are you spontaneous?:
Like your picture taken?:
Do you drive?:
Go to school?:
IMPORTANT QUESTIONS!
Would you hold my hand as we walk through the
The Girl.I.wanna.be.the.girl.YOU.point.to.and.say.thats. her.
.I.wanna.be.the.girl.YOU.go.to.sleep.thinking.about.
.I.wanna.be.the.girl.YOU.cant.get.to.sleep.thinking.about.
.I.wanna.be.the.girl.YOU.leave.that.party.to.go. see.
.I.wanna.be.the.girl.YOU.call.just.to.say.i.miss .you.
.I.wanna.be.the.girl.YOU.hug.just.to.smell.her.perfume.x.
I.wanna.be.the.girl.YOU.kiss.just.taste.her.lip gloss.
.I.wanna.be.the.girl.YOU.tell.your.friends.about .
.I.wanna.be.the.girl.YOU.touch.just.to.feel.
.I.wanna.be.the.girl.YOU.cuddle.just.to.hear.her .breathe.
Girl/girl Cyber SexJust felt like documenting it. Read bottom to top...
->l love the...: bet you get cum on your keyboard
->l love the...: you want to be dom..spanked
->l love the...: of what i could do to you
l love the...: of what
->l love the...: mmm so many options
l love the...: i looking at you big as nipples thinking about sucking them
l love the...: very close
->l love the...: are you cumming hun
->l love the...: pinch rub and suck um
->l love the...: love to rub my titties against yours
->l love the...: hell ya... my pussy is all swollen and hot
l love the...: oh yeah
->l love the...: rubb that hot pussy
l love the...: are you playing with yourself
->l love the...: mmm sweetie me to
l love the...: oh you going to make me cum hard
->l love the...: mmm nice and wet hu...kiss your pussy with a slurp
->l love the...: back to the clit...harder this time
l love the...: you got me dripping
->l love the...: push my tongue in and out you sweet hole
l love the...: mmmm
->l
Girls These DaysI recently saw someones profile talking about how women aren't given the chance because they're not 'beautiful' or 'cute' or 'thin' enough for some of these f*ck heads on here. Well, I give the girl ALOT of credit for being who she is & doing what she does...so I've realized that everyone's not model material, big deal. It's basically the chemistry on the inside that counts right? Or atleast I thought it was anyways. But whatever...doesn't matter. All I know is I'm a big girl too & this poem I found really gives a girl a big boost of self esteem. I hope you all enjoy it like I did...thanks for checking out my blog!!
♥PiNK&MaMa♥**Fu-GF To SLaYT30**
PHENOMENAL WOMAN
by Maya Angelou
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies
I'm not cute or built to suit a model's fashion size
But when I start to tell them
They think I'm telling lies.
I say
It's in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips
The stride of my steps
The curl of my lips.
I'm a woman
Phenomenall
Girls And Guys Night OutOnce again im sending out to everyone that im hoping that some new people would please come to my lounge and please subscribe to it too, I am also looking for someone that would like to be a promoter so that i can have some one post my news all the time, for me, I have been working on this like for ever now and i really hoping that i can get some new and more people to please check out my lounge,Again its called Girls and Guys night Out please take a look and see what u may like there and have some fun and dance the night away too.
Girl On Girli guess you can say im bi-curious as i've always wanted to try something with a girl but have never had the chance. ive made out with girls and gotten naked with em but nothing sexual has happened. i guess im jus lookin for some insite or if any girls live in the are and are down lemme kno :P
Girls N Guys Only!!!!Would you makeout with me?
[] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already have ;)
Would you sleep with me?
[] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe
Am I attractive?
[] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Ugly!
I look like..
[] A player
[] a wife/husband
[] One time thing
[] Next bf/gf
[] A friend
[] A friend with benefits
[] A possibility
[] A loser
[] A stud
If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me?
[] Yes [] No [] maybe
Would you rather.. ??
[] Hook up with me
[] Cuddle with me
[] Dat520me
[] Friends
[] Friends with benefits
[] marry me
On a scale of 1-10 10 being the highest), rate me..
[] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10
What would you want me to be to you?
[] Friend
[] Girlfriend/Boyfriend
[] Friend with benefits
[] Husband/Wife
Would you give me a lap dance?
[] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe
Are you going to repost this so i can answer for you?
[] Yes [] No
Send the results to me in
Girl/guy FactsGirl Facts:
When you catch a girl
glancing at you,
she wants you to look
back and smile.
When a girl bumps into your arm
while walking with you,
she wants
you to hold her hand.
When she wants a hug,
she will just stand there.
When you break a girls heart,
she still feels it when
you run into each other 3 years later.
When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind.
When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
she is wondering how long you will be
around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine" after a
few seconds,
she is not at all fine.
When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are playing games!
When a girl lays her head on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a girl says she can't live
without you,
she has made up her mind that you are
her future.
When a girl says "I miss you",
no one in this world can miss you more
th
3 Girls = No HairWell my first blog entry. Boy this ought to prove interesting. I've never been one to pen my thoughts mainly because I have a mild form of dyslexia which makes it hard for me to say or convey my thoughts..but here goes. St. Patrick's Day is over at my house which means my second daughter is now two years old...what a fun time, but what a trying time...the terrible twos..that ought to say it all. Combine that with a 6 year old that is for all intents a genius, (with the tests to prove it...PROUD PAPA) and thinks it gives her the right to be sassy, an ALMOST 5 month old that is starting to teeth (or is that teethe, idk)and you got yourself a handful.
Now I'm sure there are tons of people that have gone or are currently going thru the same thing..but man, sometimes I secretly wonder if I'm gonna be able to push thru...I know I will but boy does it cause grief...I've got the gray streaks in my goatee to prove it. Speaking of which, the goatee is about the only hair I have left on my he
Girls Night Out!!!!!!!!It all started out with (Deb) Blueroses
~Blueroses~ you just never know@ fubar
and (Barb) Tulsa's Angel
Tulsa's Angel~ Sarge's Bad Girl ~ Club FAR Promoter / Sisters4Life ~@ fubar
talking about needing a girls night out. Ha! It didn't take much to convince us that even tho
we're in different states, we ARE going to do this!
Calling all girls needing a night out! Saturday, April 19th, 2008 in Richardson, Texas, be there or be square!
So far we have (Deb) ~Blueroses~
(Barb) Tulsa's Angel
Tulsa's Angel~ Sarge's Bad Girl ~ Club FAR Promoter / RisingStar ~@ fubar
(Amber) Sexy Green Eyes
Sexy Green Eyes@ fubar
and (Nikki) ^Sin^
^sin^-¢¾fu gf 2 sexy sheila¢¾@ fubar
Mel will be there if she can get away
Sweet Mel*Sarge's Bad Girl*Greeter Club F.A.R@ fubar
(Charlene) Goddess Devine said she will be there!
Goddess }|{ Devine@
Girl's Nite Out Near Dallas - April 19, 2008It all started out with (Deb) Blueroses
~Blueroses~ you just never know@ fubar
and (Barb) Tulsa's Angel
Tulsa's Angel~ Sarge's Bad Girl ~ Club FAR Promoter / Sisters4Life ~@ fubar
talking about needing a girls night out. Ha! It didn't take much to convince us that even tho
we're in different states, we ARE going to do this!
Calling all girls needing a night out! Saturday, April 19th, 2008 in Richardson, Texas, be there or be square!
So far we have (Deb) ~Blueroses~
(Barb) Tulsa's Angel
Tulsa's Angel~ Sarge's Bad Girl ~ Club FAR Promoter / RisingStar ~@ fubar
(Amber) Sexy Green Eyes
Sexy Green Eyes@ fubar
and (Nikki) ^Sin^
^sin^-¢¾fu gf 2 sexy sheila¢¾@ fubar
Mel will be there if she can get away
Sweet Mel*Sarge's Bad Girl*Greeter Club F.A.R@ fubar
(Charlene) Goddess Devine said she will be there!
Goddess }|{ Devine@ fubar
(Kris) Cowgirlup signed up! wo
Girls Night Out!! I'm Soooo There!!It all started out with (Deb) Blueroses
~Blueroses~ you just never know@ fubar
and (Barb) Tulsa's Angel
Tulsa's Angel~ Sarge's Bad Girl ~ Club FAR Promoter / Sisters4Life ~@ fubar
talking about needing a girls night out. Ha! It didn't take much to convince us that even tho
we're in different states, we ARE going to do this!
Calling all girls needing a night out! Saturday, April 19th, 2008 in Richardson, Texas, be there or be square!
So far we have (Deb) ~Blueroses~
(Barb) Tulsa's Angel
Tulsa's Angel~ Sarge's Bad Girl ~ Club FAR Promoter / RisingStar ~@ fubar
(Amber) Sexy Green Eyes
Sexy Green Eyes@ fubar
and (Nikki) ^Sin^
^sin^-¢¾fu gf 2 sexy sheila¢¾@ fubar
Mel will be there if she can get away
Sweet Mel*Sarge's Bad Girl*Greeter Club F.A.R@ fubar
(Charlene) Goddess Devine said she will be there!
Goddess }|{ Devine
Girls First TimeA girls first time
As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.
His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an ease entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod f
Girlie WisdomWomen over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.
A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... she has 14 kids but doesn't
really care.
One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5lbs.
My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.
The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone
else does.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are
really good friends.
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.
I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knickers.
Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!
Skinn
Girls Vs. Grown WomenGIRLS vs. GROWN WOMEN
GIRLS leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. GROWN WOMEN make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in.
GIRLS want to control the man in their life. GROWN WOMEN know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.
GIRLS check a man for not calling them. GROWN WOMEN are too busy to realize you hadn't.
GIRLS try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex. GROWN WOMEN know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a man want to 'lock' you down.
GIRLS fake, moan, lie there and take the stabbing. GROWN WOMEN say, "Just stop", get up, get dressed and walk out.
GIRLS are afraid to be alone. GROWN WOMEN revel in it-- using it as a time for personal growth.
GIRLS ignore the good guys. GROWN WOMEN ignore the bad guys.
GIRLS make you come. GROWN WOMEN make you come home.
GIRLS worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. GROWN WOMEN know that they are prett
Girlfriend Application1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Favorite Color:
4. Whats your sign:
5. Height:
6. Hair (color and style):
7. Piercings/tattoos:
HERE COMES THE FUN:
1. Are we friends?
2. Do you have a crush on me?
3. Would you kiss me?
4. ...with tongue?
5. Would you enjoy it?
6. Would you ever ask me out?
7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?
9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
11. Would you walk on the beach with me?
12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
13. Do you/have you talked about me?
14. Do you think I'm a good person?
15. Would you take a nap with me?
16. Do you think I'm cute?
17. If you could change anything about me -would you?
18. Would you dance with me?
19. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY:
1. Personality:
2. Eyes:
3. Face:
4. Hair:
WOULD YOU:
give me your nu
Girlfriend Application"Date: 04/05 21:16 PM
Message:
Message:
EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GIRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS!
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU!
Ladies Title it "Boyfriend Application"
Guys Title it "Girlfriend Application"
1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Fave Color:
4. Whats your sign?
5.Phone Number:
6. Location:
7. Height:
8.Hair (color and style):
9.Piercings/tattoos:
HERE COMES THE FUN ...
1. Are we friends?
2. Do you have a crush on me?
3. Would you kiss me?
4. ...with tongue?
5. Would you enjoy it?
6. Would you ever ask me out?
7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?
9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
11. Would you walk on the beach with me?
12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
13. Do you/have you talked about me?
14. Do you think I'm a good person?
15. Would u take a nap with me?
16. Do you think I'm cute?
17. If you could change anything about me -woul
Girl,me & U {think Of Me & U}In the morning, when I get of bed thoughts of you are goin thru my head, in the afternoon I think about all the things we can do thru the night - I think about me & u - In the evening, I think of me & u- thinkin about u in ure night gear...I work all day,and It's hard for me too concentrate....All I ever do is think of me & u, All I do is think of me & u....u got me goin crazy...I always get turned on, never turned out by any woman, but I think for this instance, its different....All I do, is think of me & u....
Girls...vs Grown WomenGirls want to control the man in their life.
Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.
Girls yell at you for not calling them.
Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't.
Girls are afraid to be alone.
Grown women revel in it, using it as a time for personal growth.
Girls ignore the good guys.
Grown women ignore the bad guys.
Girls make you come home.
Grown women make you want to come home.
Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and
make plans.
Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in
where he fits in.
Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man.
Grown women know that they are pretty and good enough for any man.
Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him
hanging with his friends).
Grown women realize that a lil bit of space makes the together
time even more special-and goes out with her own friends
Gi
Girlfriend (ho) Application......Let me start this off right. This is awesome. I have again joyously soiled my pants while creating yet another work of unparalleled stupidity.
Girlfriend (Ho) Application.
I am trying to create art with my blogs..some may think that going into detail about my "Drunken Sex Romps" and making fun of Smart Women doesn't qualify as art. Fuck them...they're probably the same anus-junkies that think "Abstract Art" requires talent. Fucking artists, critics,and taints!
Anyway, I feel that by being a thing of beauty, my blogs should be seen and appreciated by all. But every time I look at the "Most Popular" blogs, there are 3 main groups of blogs keeping mine from well deserved international glory & recognition.
The first group are the big boobied porn star blogs. I can't do shit against the talent they have in their bra/pants, so I won't even try.... Next.....
The second group are people who are better than me. Better looking, better golfers, bet
Girls--------------Girls------------------
-------------are like apples-------------
--------on trees. The best ones--------
--------are at the top of the tree.--------
-----The boys don't want to reach-----
---for the good ones because they ---
--are afraid of falling and getting hurt.--
-Instead, they just get the rotten ones-
-from the ground that aren't as good, -
but easy. So the apples at the top think
--something's wrong with them, when--
--in reality, they're amazing. They just--
---have to wait for the right boy to---
-----come along, the one who's-----
-----------brave enough to----------
-----------------climb all-----------------
-----------------the way-----------------
----------------to the top---------------
----------------of the tree.---------------
Girls Are Like...Girls are like phones...
We love to be held,
talked too,
but if you push the wrong button,
you'll be disconnected.
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The Girl Of My DreamsThe Girl of My Dreams
Sometimes I sit here and I wonder
If there is a chance I will find her
The girl I sometimes see in my dreams
The one for whom my lonely heart screams
Is there even a hope and a prayer?
That she is really out there somewhere
How far and wide do I have to look?
Is there some secret spell in a book?
Some magic words that I need to speak
To help me find the love that I seek
I am tired of being alone
Sitting here next to a silent phone
I just want someone that I can hold
Every night be it hot or cold
Someone with whom I can share a laugh
Someone to bring out my better half
Someone I do not have to convince
She can turn this frog into a prince
Someone who is the answer it seems
To each and every one of my dreams
Can there be somewhere she exists
Is she out there waiting for my kiss?
Where is the one to love that I seek
Is she on a distant mountain peak?
Where is the girl of whom I dream?
Is she near a river or a stream?
Does she live in so
Girl's Night OutWhy females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....If
this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of
humor.
The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls.
"I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margarita's went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another
9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
"MIDNIGHT"... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.
The Girls In Our Group For NowMS.CHELLE ONE OF THE OWNERS
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MRS.CUTIE ONE OF THE OWNERS
۞ Mrs.CuTiE GirL NexT DooR™۞ONE OF THE OWNERS OF THE GIRLS NEXT DOOR GROUP@ fubar
MRS.BUBBLES ONE OF OUR MEMBERS
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MZ.CUFFED DESIRED ONE OF OUR MEMBERS
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MZ.JENN ONE OF OUR MEMBERS
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MZ.NOT YOUR AVERAGE GIRL ONE OF OUR MEMBERS
"†Mz. Not Your Average Girl Next Door" SBRadio's Dj HotAzz~@ fubar
MZ.BELLE ONE OF OUR MEMBERS
MZ.BELLE Girl Next Door You Know The One Your Momma Warned You About@ fubar
MORE TO COME WE HOPE
Girls And Guys Night Out!So here we meet again i know that i just got done doing a mum but i want to send this one out to you all too i need some people to be a promoter and help me out to get more people to please come to my lounge so that i don't have to get charged for it,i have had 3 people gone from it, please lets give a helping hand and get this lounge a chance so that i don't get turned down again.
Thank you for your support.
Girl And Guy FactsGirl facts:
When you catch a girl
glancing at you,
she wants you to look
back and smile
When a girl bumps into your arm
while walking with you
she wants
you to hold her hand
When she wants a hug
she will just stand there
When u break a girls heart
she still feels it when
you run into each other 3 years later
When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind
When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
she is wondering how long you will be
around
When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a
few seconds,
she is not at all fine
When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are playing games!!!!!!!!!!!
When a girl lays her head on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever
When a girl says she can't live
without you,
she has made up her mind that you are
her future
When a girl says, "I miss you,"
no one in this world can miss you more
than
The Girl U Pick To Take Home To MomYep I returned...Seems this one has been on my mind for awhile..I soo love talking to friends and getting the side that makes the most sense..This Blog goes out to those wonderful men who have two sides to every move in their life...He grows up and falls in love..has kids..figures out he loves his wife no more she is not for him for some reason or another..He gets lonely..Ahhh the internet..the place affairs and dreams are made of..
Said He finds himself a sweetheart online, she is sweet and kind and kinda set in her ways..mind u lets remember he left his wife for such things cause she wasnt adventures, he cant be him with that ex wife...BUT never does said He see that is new sweetheart of choice kinda resembles his EX...soo goes the courtship, she is perfect he knows her..they share it all...
NOW ladies are u ready..the ladies I am referring to..Said She, not at all like the sweet girl..our Lady she is open,loving,enjoys sex and fun times, loves to get dirty do all the things said
Girl's Just Wanna Have FunGirl’s Just wanna have fun
Current mood: adventurous
Category: Life
Girls Just want to have fun- Greg Laswell cover of Cyndi Lauper
Came home in the middle of the night
Father says what you're gonna do with your life
Well daddy dear you're still number one
Oh girls they want to have fun
Oh girls they...
The phone rings in the middle of the night
My mother says when you gonna live your life right
Well mother dear we're not the fortunate ones
All girls they want to have fun
Oh girls they...
That's all they really want
Those girls they want to have fun
Some boys take a beautiful girl
Only to hide her away from the rest of the world
Not me, I want to be the one in the sun
Girls they want to have fun
Oh girls they...
That's all they really want
Those girls they wanna have fun
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Girl On Girl .mmmmmmost of the women i know have wonderd what it would be like with another woman(in the sack ).
i wonder if the majority of women think this.
as for men wondering about other men in the same way i am pritty sure there are hardly any ..
i think the women form is so georgeouse that its bound to happen thet even women fancy women well most.
Girlfriend ApplicationName:
Age:
Phone Number:
Location:
Height:
Hair (color and style):
Eyes:
Piercings/tattoos:
What Do You Think Of My?
Personality:
Eyes:
Hair:
Clothes:
Humor:
Choice of music:
Manners:
Friends:
Decisions:
W0ULD Y0U...
[] go out with me?
[] give me your number?
[] kiss me?
[] let me kiss you?
[] watch a movie with me?
[] take me out to dinner?
[] drive me somewhere?
[] make love to me?
[] take a shower with me?
[] be my bf/gf?
[] hug me?
[] buy me food?
[] take me home to meet your family?
[] would you let me sleep in your bed if i didn't have one?
[] sing car karaoke w/ me?
[] sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
[] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[] give me a piggyback ride?
[] come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
D0 Y0U...
[] think im cute?
[] want to do me?
[] want to kiss me?
[] want to cuddle wit me?
[] want to hook up with me?
AM i.
~girl Like You~~Girl Like You~
So long, I've been looking too hard, I've been waiting too long
Sometimes I don't know what I will find, I only know it's a matter of time
When you love someone, when you love someone
It feels so right, so warm and true, I need to know if you feel it too
Maybe I'm wrong, won't you tell me if I'm coming on too strong
This heart of mine has been hurt before, this time I wanna be sure
I've been waiting for a girl like you to come into my life
I've been waiting for a girl like you, your loving will survive
I've been waiting for someone new to make me feel alive
Yeah, waiting for a girl like you to come into my life
You're so good, when we make love it's understood
It's more than a touch or a word can say
Only in dreams could it be this way
When you love someone, yeah, really love someone
Now I know it's right, from the moment I wake up till deep in the night
There's nowhere on earth that I'd rather be than holding you tenderly
I've been wai
Girl Of The Week - 5/28So we are starting a new spankalicous way to show our girls some Fu-Love! Each week I will draw a name out of the hat of all the Girls Next Door. You will have a week to go rape their profile. That should give everyone enough time to do a decent spanking, as some people max out their comments, rates etc. So, on with our first:
The Girl Next Door of the Week is:
♦ Mz. Jenn ♦@ fubar
Congrats Mz. Jenn! Lets show this girl some serious spanks and go rape her page! Don't forget to comment spank her pics and hit that stash hard!
XOXOXO
The Girls Next Door! We Rock!Just a girl - No Doubt
Meet the Girls Next Door!
You may know some of these Beautiful, REAL, Amazing women, but they will keep you on your toes! Stop by their page and make sure you got them on your list, they will always return the love and then some!
Ms CHELLE ~ Ms. Girl Next Door@ fubar
Mrs. Bubbles™@ fubar
WARNING 1.4 Explosive Girl Next Door@ fubar
Mémºî®è™¿§îñglè Ñ £ººkîñg ¿Fµ-¿♥ ² ^§îñ^@ fubar
"†Not Your Average Girl Next Door" SBRadio's Dj HotAzz~@ fubar
♥I AM WHO I AM™♥YOUR APPROVAL IS NOT NEEDED♥@ fubar
Mz. Shortsweetie one of the Girls Next Door@ fubar
Girls, Girls, Girls!!!!!ROKBAR
by *Shady n bbG*
Owned and Operated by
SBR Family & Staff
Invites YOU
To Our
Grand Opening
On Friday, June 6, 2008
6:00pm Central Time til The Party Stops!
There will be LIVE music by
SBRadio
There will be LIVE cams by
The Ladies of Rokbar
There will be a host of AUCTIONS!
Sets of 11s and 10s rates for photos to be auctioned off randomly throughout the night. YOU MUST BE A MEMBER TO BID OR BE BID UPON. No entry fee.
JUST CLICK THE BANNER BELOW
AND JOIN US AT
Rokbar by *Shady n bbG*
(repost of original by 'Rokbar by *Shady n bbG* Harley n Pinki`s Bish' on '2008-06-04 17:21:31')
Girls Next Door!And the greatest Group of Females you will ever come to meet, the GIRLS NEXT DOOR:
CHELLE ~ Ms. Girl Next Door
Mrs. Bubbles™
WARNING 1.4 Explosive Girl Next Door
Mémºî®è™¿§îñglè Ñ £ººkîñg ¿Fµ-¿♥ ² ^§îñ^
"†Not Your Average Girl Next Door" SBRadio's Dj HotAzz~
♥I AM WHO I AM™♥YOUR APPROVAL IS NOT NEEDED♥
Mz. Shortsweetie one of the Girls Next Door
Mz.ǵ££êÐ Ðê§ïrê™ *GIRL NEXT DOOR*♥Slave & Wife to Master of Desires♥
~*~Krazychick Next Door~RLGF & FuWifey to Bartab~SBRadio Mgr & Family~*~
~ EchoAngel ~@ fubar
CASEY~GIRL NEXT DOOR ~
♥JA -::- Fu-owned by Boomgardens♥ -:GiRL NeXt DooR:-
۞♥Sultry™ Girl Next Door♥۞ ♥Fu Angels♥
Girls Vs WomenThe real DIFFERENCE Between Girls & WOMEN
1. Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.
2. Girls yell at you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't.
3. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth.
4. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys.
5. Girls make you come home. Grown women make you want to come home.
6. Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits.
7. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.
8. Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends). Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special
Girls Talk Alot Of Shit!Through resent conversations with my girl's friends I came to the realization that girls talk a lot of shit. Now what do I mean by that? Well I am not talking about gossip or trash talk. I literally mean girls talk a lot about pooping. Not just pooping but poop stories, stories about their kids pooping, weird places they have seen poop, disgusting poop stories, weird issues with going poop. It seems like every time we get together there is at least one conversation about poop.
A friend recently revealed one of her "poop issues", she would freak out if the poop broke and she did not see the other half. She told me how she would worry about it that it would keep her up at night wondering what happened to the other half. Well I recently had a broken turd situation, like everyone else I look in the toilet and check out my poo, but it took me a minute to find the other half and I was starting to get a bit worried myself.
This same friend had another story about explosive
The Girl Without And The Girl WithinLike diamonds in her eyes her passion shines through. Love, understanding and compassion is what she holds for me and you. Passion undying, inside crying. She holds her ground without moping around. Her zest for life enchanting, she refuses to be seen ranting. Hurting inside and running out of space to hide, she must confide.
Injured soul with thoughts spiraling out of control, too much crying leading to thoughts of dying. Nowhere to turn and scared that he'll burn. he searches high and low before landing that final blow.
By some unforseeable action there is sparked an attraction.
two souls both aching, what are they making?
aren't they aware? Danger! Beware ...
Girlfriend Application..Your Name:
Age:
Fave Color:
Birthday:
HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...
Are we friends?
Do you have a crush on me?
Would you kiss me?
Would you cuddle with me?
Would you enjoy it?
Would you ever ask me out?
Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?
Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
Do you want to tell me something
that you couldn't before?
Would you walk on the beach with me?
If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
Do you/have you talked about me?
Do you think I'm a good person?
Would u take a nap with me?
Would you love me?
Do you think I'm cute?
If you could change anything about me -would you?
Would you dance with me?
Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
What Do You Think Of My?
Personality:
Eyes:
Face:
Girls, Are You Ready For Swimsuit Season??Did I mention I LOVE Dave Barry? He cheers me up like no one else can. lol Enjoy!
Posted on Sun, May. 25, 2008
On the swimsuit front
BY DAVE BARRY
(This classic Dave Barry column was originally published May 19, 2002.)
Ladies: It's time to get in shape for swimsuit season! If you start a program of diet and exercise NOW, in just a few weeks you can shed that extra 10 pounds, so when it's time to ''hit the beach,'' you can put on that new bikini with the confidence that comes from knowing that you will immediately take off that new bikini, put on a bathrobe and spend the rest of the weekend in your bedroom, weeping and eating Häagen-Dazs straight from the container.
Because let's face it, 10 pounds is not going to get the job done. Not these days, when the strict bodily standards set by supermodels and top Hollywood stars dictate that no woman is supposed to weigh more than her lipstick. How do these celebrities stay so impossibly thin? Simple: They have full-time persona
Girls, For Show Or The Real Deal?Why is it that when your out at a bar or club, that the girls are all over each other, or me, but when you ask them to come home, they don't!? Say they don't play that way! Yet they were all over me 5 minutes ago, Kissing and griding. Just about doing the deed, but won't actually do it. So when I ask are you for show or are you the real deal, you'll know what I am talking about.
Girlfriendsyou argue all the time, know you are right but got too swallow your pride and tell her you are right so yo can make love...you tell her you love her and she don't say it back...she don't care if you leave or stay..what do you do love them or leave them
A Girls WalkA little girl walked to and from school daily.
Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds
were
forming,she made her daily trek to the elementary school. As the
afternoon
progressed, the winds whipped up, along with thunder and lightning. The
mother of the little girl felt concerned that her daughter would be
frightened as she walked home from school and she herself feared that
the
electrical storm might harm her child. Following the roar of thunder,
lightning, like a flaming sword, would cut through the sky.
Full of concern, the mother quickly got into her car and
drove
along
the route to her child's school. As she did so, she saw her little girl
walking along, but at each flash of lightning, the child would stop,
look up
and smile. Another and another were to follow quickly and with each the
little girl would look at the streak of light and smile.
When the mother's car drew up beside the child she lowered
the
window
and called to
Girlfriend App.name:
age:
birthday:
Why do you want to be my GF?:
Turn - on's:
Turn - off's:
What are your hobbies?:
Do you have my bad habits?:
Favorite bands/artists?:
Favorite movie?:
Smoke/Drink?:
Are you spontaneous?:
Would you rather stay in or go out?:
Would you try to get me alone? hahaha:
If I was being a ass, would you tell me?:
Would you ever cheat on me?:
Would you ever lie to me?:
Would you leave me for something stupid?:
Would you ever come to visit me?:
If I asked you how I looked in an outfit, and I looked horrible, would you tell me?:
If I was sick, would you feed me crackers and ginger ale?:
Would you blow off a date with me, to go to an awesome party with your friends?:
If I disappeared, would you travel days into the woods to find me?:
If I were in a bad mood, and I told you to go away, would you, or would you try to cheer me up?:
Do you play an instrument?
Do you like to draw/paint/other art stuff?
Do y
Girls And Guys Night Outplease i am really trying my best to get everyone back in my lounge,I would like to have a much people in there as much as possible so please pass the word around so that more people would come on in my lounge, there is lots of music in there too, so lets please give this a try,please don't delete your self from there ok we need as much people in there as much as possible. :)
A Girl.She is desperate.
Sniffing around.
So hungry...just for a taste.
She needs a fix & wants it bad.
But it's out of reach.
But within eye sight.
She doesn't have the money or the heart it would take...
It doesn't exist in her mind, body, or soul.
Like a disease.
It will consume her.
Such a tragegy.
Such a waste of air.
Make sure it wasn't YOU there
Girlsokay now this i gotta mention cuz its been bothering me for awhile. i hate it when girls lead guys on and im sure guys do it too but i dont. it just bothers me the fact that when a chick says she likes you but never wants to and makes excuses not to hang out. or when she does hang out with you she completly ignors you... yeah i made this profile to meet girls yeah thats pretty sad of me, but with all my efforts i keep getting chicks that say hey ur cute and start chattin with me like they are interested, and lead me on... so this is a message to all u ladies STOP DOING THAT SHIT! im not trying to be an asshole, but that just really irritating! in fact its pretty cruel. im cool with being friends, im fine with just having fun with a girl, and im game if u wanna have a relationship, but say what you want from the beginning dont LEAD guys on. thats prolly one of the reason some guys are assholes. and i apologize for the assholes that do the same thing. comment me, message me, tell me what
Girl SurveyLONGEST FEMALE SURVEY EVER
-don't be shy, fill it all out-
Do you sleep in your bra?
Not a chance
Do you enjoy drama?
causing, yes. being part of, no
Are you a girly girl?
i have my moments
Last person you hugged?
Tim
Small or big purses?
ohhh big
Do you dress up on Halloween?
abso-freakin-lutely
Are you double jointed?
my hips
Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
kitchen sink
Has anyone touched/smacked your butt ?
almost daily
Last person you hung out with?
Jen
Do you call anybody
by their last name?
errrrrm. i call julie JNak so kinda
How many guys will read this just because it says female Survey?
uhm this isnt myspace so shutup
Do you wear makeup?
not often
Ever cried at a movie theater?
dude, tv comercials make me cry. i bawled during brokeback mountain
Can you put on mascara without opening your mouth?
if i concentrate
Do you think Ryan Sheckler is cute?
who
Have you ev
Girls Getting Called Dirty NamesAlrighty, so I'm pretty sure every girl has been called a slut for no reason and for reasons. Everyone has there own opinion on what "Slut" means..... I say that there no such things as being called a slut, skank, whore, and such more. WE ONLY LIVE ONCE PEOPLE RELAX!!!! WERE all younge and need to live are life to the fulliest, sex is just sex we all do it to have fun ..who cares about how many people you have slepted with because once you get older the number decreases. Not for all, but for most people. we all need to relax and stop being so judgemental because we all have sex and just because someone sleep with more then 5,7,20 or how ever many people does not make them a slut!!!!!!
GROW UP AND RELIZE THAT LIFE IS LIFE AND WE ALL NEED TO LIVE IT UP!
Girl CodeHere are some of the sweetest ladies on fubar. Please take the time to get to know them. They will do just about anything for anyone.
~Rebel Lady™~Co-Founder ~ CONFEDERATE BOMBERS of FUBAR™~~Fu-Owner of The Watcher~~ NO SALUTE - NO ADD~~@ fubar
~Cherokeelady~Confederate Bomber ~ promoter & greeter for blue cat club~&Shadowleveler@ fubar
Me b n nutz~~Fu~Wife~ of~Hotrod ~&~Real Life Girl Friend@ fubar
lil bit oh fire"member of the Shadow Leveler"@ fubar
88GtGirl ~ TEXASHUNTER69'S Baby Girl~ Fu-Girl to Kitty~@ fubar
K:M:P
Girls' Night Out!Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she decided to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!'
'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her botto
Girl's Night OutThe other night I was invited for a night with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise". Well the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3am, a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed) in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in and I told him "midnight". He didn't seem p****d off at all.
"Phew, got away with that one! Then he said "we need a new cuckoo clock". When I asked him "why?"...he said, "well last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said "oh s**t!", cuckooed 4 more times,cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more and then tripped over the coffee table and far
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Girls?ok now iam dating this girl that u really do like but this guy is trying to sleep with her and she said that i shouldnt say anything 2 him. but wat iam just going to sit her and let him talk about hav sex with her and all that? no i dont think so but i also dont want to loose her again. so iam so confuse
5 Girls & 5 GuysIs it hard to pick just 5 from each category?
YEPPERS
Are you afraid some friends will feel left out if not in your survey?
UMMMM ID FEEL THAT WAY LOL
Do you think anyone you pick will re-post this survey?
YEAH
Pick 5 Girls:
1.
TAMI
2.
JANELLE
3.
DEB
4.
KRISTA
5.
ELEXIS
Pick 5 Guys:
6.
MICHAEL
7.
LANNY
8.
DAVE
9.
DUSTIN
10.
TERRY
How did you meet each person?
1.
I met Tami (sis) like 14 years ago, day I moved to Oregon, and weve been best friends and sis' since
2.
Janelle, was my nieghbor in West Linn, like 7 years ago, my other best friend
3.
Deb, is like my mom, I met her when i was 15 and dating Michael lol(her son)
4.
Krista I met 3 years ago (about) My x & i were at Cams (her now hubby) party I introduced them
5.
elexis was my roomie 5 years ago, & we are still close (closer even) buds
6.
Michael (asshole lol) was my best friend, who i told go to hell last month, he asked me to marry him
7.
lanny
Girls Pimp OutIt's a "Godfather's" right to "Pimp" out his girls so I figured I would do it for some of mine!!
They are Sweet, Friendly and HOT!
F/A/R them if you don't already have them on you list of fave's, if you do.. pass em along by re- posting :0)
Oh yeah, I'm the one on the bottom that balances out the list and keeps this bully from melting *snickers*..Tell them Charlotte sent ya!!Qtazabutton@ fubarHard 2 Handle ~ La*La's FuWife~ **Can't Be Owned**@ fubarPebblesinAZ@ fubarThe_XaNaX_Fairy@ fubarSinfulBrat@ fubarsuckface™@ fubar~Sweet~N~Sexxay~@ fubar♥*.·:*¨¨*:·.*♥Ðå §w
Girls Vs Grown WomenGIRLS VS GROWN WOMEN
GIRLS leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans.
GROWN WOMEN make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in.
GIRLS check you for not calling them.
GROWN WOMEN are too busy to realize you hadn't.
GIRLS try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex.
GROWN WOMEN know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a man want to 'lock' you down.
GIRLS fake-moan, lay there and take the stabbing.
GROWN WOMEN say, "Just stop", get up, get dressed and walk out.
GIRLS are afraid to be alone.
GROWN WOMEN revel in it-- using it as a time for personal growth.
GIRLS make you come.
GROWN WOMEN make you come home.
GIRLS try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends).
GROWN WOMEN realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time'
even more special -- and goes to kick it with her own friends!
GIRLS get hurt by one man and make all men p
Girlfriend ApplicationBASICS:
Name:
Age:
Location:
Height:
Hair (color and style):
Eyes:
Piercings/tattoos:
OTHER:
1. Where would we go on dates?
2. Who is your favorite artist?
3. Do you drink/smoke?
4. Do you like the rain?i
5. If so...would you play in it with me?
6. Do you like movies?
7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night?
8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together?
9. Would you kiss my neck?
10. Do you play any sports?
11. If so...what?
12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother?
13. How would you rate your kisses from 1-10?
14. Favorite body part on you?
15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself?
16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, prick)?
17. Would you give me a kiss just because?
18. Would u sleep in the same bed as me?
19. Would u take me home to meet your parents?
20. Would u have sex with me?
21. If so, whats the soonest into our relationship you'd have
2girls Night OutTwo women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn’t want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman’s husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That’s nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, ’From all of us at the Fire Station, Well nev
Girlie Confessions1. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead? That depends, was I going for his lips and he kissed my forehead? That would suck...but otherwise yes it's precious.
2. A big poofy dress or a short party dress? I'm a motherfuckin princess what do you think?
3. What would you do if you received a long love letter? treasure it forever
4. Group dates or single dates? single
5. Do you hate it when guys act different around their friends? Yes, fake fucking fucks
6. Are diamonds a girl's best friend? Well no, but they sure are purty...
7. Is your hair up or down today? Up in a bouffant french twist...I look like a schmexy 60's pinup today...
8. Do you straighten your hair? yes sometimes
9. Favorite mascara? idk whatever's waterproof and doesn't smudge -long lashes have disadvantages too
10. Do you get your nails done? Yes I do! My toes too :)
11. Small or large purses? Yes
12. In your purse, what are your must haves? phone, money (not that I have any),
GirlsIf anybody wonders why there are all the girls on my page and very few gents, let me expain!
I work with all guys and drive around and see mostly guys where I deliver to. At this time I see very few women expect when I go shopping or dancing. I love women and I have enough gents as friends for when I want to do something in real life. So at this time I check out the women on here and enjoy seeing whos around.
Special thanks to the family memebers, kiss to you all.
Girlfriend Application1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Fave Color:
4. Whats your sign?
5.Phone Number:
6. Location:
7. Height:
8.Hair (color and style):
9.Piercings/tattoos:
HERE COMES THE FUN ...
1. Are we friends?
2. Do you have a crush on me?
3. Would you kiss me?
4. ...with tongue?
5. Would you enjoy it?
6. Would you ever ask me out?
7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?
9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
11. Would you walk on the beach with me?
12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
13. Do you/have you talked about me?
14. Do you think I'm a good person?
15. Would u take a nap with me?
16. Do you think I'm cute?
17. If you could change anything about me -would you?
18. Would you dance with me?
19. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
What Do You Think Of My...?
1.Personality:
2.Eyes:
3.Face:
4.Hair:
W0ULD Y0U...
give me your number?_______________
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The Girlfriendwe have a friend living with us originally to help her get on her feet. she and i became good friends. we began talking and the conversation turned into things we like and sexual preferences. i told her that i am bi and find some women attractive. and that my husband and i were wanting a third for us. she showed interest but had never done that sort of thing so she backed away from it. although she was/is more than willing to share my husband just not involve me. being that i have been thru this situation before in my first marriage (before i was comfortable with my own sexuality), and still insecure; i approached both of them and said they could be with each other so long as i knew when and what they were doing. the first time neither one said anything so i stopped it. but then we talked and i set some ground rules. above all honesty and truth. and i need to know pretty much when it happens not hours or days later. they agreed. oh yeah, and gotta wear protection. not to mention the wi
"girlfriend Application"EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GIRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS!
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU!
Ladies Title it "Boyfriend Application"
Guys Title it "Girlfriend Application"
1.
Your Name:
2.
Age:
3.
Fave Color:
4.
Whats your sign?
5.
Phone Number:
6.
Location:
7.
Height:
8.
Hair (color and style):
9.
Piercings/tattoos:
HERE COMES THE FUN ...
1.
Are we friends?
2.
Do you have a crush on me?
3.
Would you kiss me?
4. ...with tongue?
5.
Would you enjoy it?
6.
Would you ever ask me out?
7.
Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?
9.
Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
10.
Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
11.
Would you walk on the beach with me?
12.
If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
13.
Do you/have you talked about me?
14.
Do you think I'm a good person?
15.
Would u take a nap with me?
16.
Do you think I'm cute?
17.
If you could change anything about me -would you?
18.
Wo
GirlfriendsA young wife sat on a sofa on a hot humid day, drinking iced tea and
visiting with her mother. As they talked about life, about marriage,
about the responsibilities of life and the obligations of adulthood,
the mother clinked the ice cubes in her glass thoughtfully and turned
a clear, sober glance upon her daughter.
'Don't forget your sisters,' she advised, swirling the tea leaves to
the bottom of her glass. 'They'll be more important as you get older.
No matter how much you love your husband, no matter how much you love
the children you may have, you are still going to need sisters.
Remember to go places with them now and then; do things with them.'
'Remember that 'sisters' means ALL the women...your girlfriends, your
daughters, and all your other women relatives too. 'You'll need other
women. Women always do.'
'What a funny piece of advice!' the young woman thought, 'Haven't I
just gotten married? Haven't I just joined the couple-world? I'm now
a married woman,
Girls In My CircleBBWhen I was little,
I used to believe in the concept of one best friend,
And then I started to become a woman.
And then I found out that if you allow your heart to open up, God would show you the best in many friends.
One friend is needed when you're going through things with your man.
Another friend is needed when you're going through things with your mom.
Another will sit beside you in the bleachers as you delight in your children and their activities.
Another when you want to shop, share, heal, hurt, joke, or just be. One friend will say, 'Let's cry together,' Another, 'Let's fight together,' Another, 'Let's walk away together.'
One friend will meet your spiritual need,
Another your shoe fetish,
Another your love for movies,
Another will be with you in your season of confusion, Another will be your clarifier, Another the wind beneath your wings.
But whatever their assignment in your life,
On whatever the occasion,
On whatever the day,
Or where
Girl Friend ApplicationBasics:
Name:
Age:
Location:
Height:
Hair (color and style):
Eyes:
Piercings/tattoos:
Birthday:
OTHER:
1. Where would we go on dates?
2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists?
3. Do you drink/smoke??
4. Do you like the beach?
5. If so...would you go with me late at night?
6. Do you like movies?
7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night?
8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie?
9. If not what would we be doing?
10. Do you play an instrument?
11. If so...what?
12. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure I made it home alright?
13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10, 10 being the best?
14. Favorite body part on a gurl/guy?
15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself?
16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, player, slut)?
17. Would you give me kisses just because?
18. Would you ever cheat on me?
What Would You do if...
I cried:
I said
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Girlfriend AppGirlfriend App.
Whats your Name:
Age:
Birthday:
Location:
Sexual Preference:
Height:
Body Type:
Eye color:
Hair Color:
Favorite Bands:
Favorite Movies:
Religion:
Smoke?:
Drink?:
Drive?:
Job?:
Piercings?:
Where?:
Tatoos?:
Where?:
Why Are you Applying?:
One special thing about you:
One special thing about me:
Your favorite body part on me:
Favorite type of music?
do you like to cuddle?
Kiss?
make-out?
more?....
tell me your best qualities.
worst?
Do you Cheat?
Would you be Faithful?
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Girls Kissing Latest TrendThere are several websites and "girly" magazines that are claming that girls kissing (each other) is the latest trend and their placing the blame on the ever so popular song "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry.
I don't know who started this story, but whoever did needs to do some research. Girls kissing each other isn't anything new and Katy Perry isn't the first female to sing about it. Can't forget about Jill Sabule's "I Kissed a Girl" song.
There is a psychiatrist by the name of Dr. Lawrence Abrams that says girls don't understand what they're doing.
"The kids are getting into it because they heard something about it being dangerous, and exciting, and 'let's try something new to get attention.'"
Dangerous? With all due respect to the "Doc" if he thinks that girls kissing each other is dangerous than he is the one that needs to see a doctor! Again girls kissing each other is not new.
In the early 1990's we saw the first lesbian kiss on Prime time television since then the
Girl Parts NameLMAO
Your Girl Parts Are Named:
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Girl Parts Name Generator
Girly BlogthingsYour Glamour Icon Is
The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder.
What Glamour Icon Best Represents You?
Your Makeup Look Is
Punk Glam Eyes
You're the perfect mix of rock and roll meets glamour!
What's Your Signature Makeup Look?
You Are a Cappuccino
You're fun, outgoing, and you love to try anything new.
However, you tend to have strong opinions on what you like.
You are a total girly girly at heart - and prefer your coffee with good conversation.
You're the type that seems complex to outsiders, but in reality, you are easy to please
What Kind of Coffee Girl Are You?
Your Stripper Song Is
Closer by Nine Inch Nails
"You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
He
The Girl I LoveCANT FID THE ORIGINAL VIDEO(THERES ONE SOMEWHERE)
The girl I love she got long black wavy hair
Whoa, the girl I love, she's got long black wavy hair
I do declare!
The girl I love, yeah, she's got long black wavy hair,
Ah yeah,
Her Mother and her Father, Lordy,
Sure don't, sure don't want me there.
Well I, I go back to my baby, Lord
I, I swear I wouldn't lie
I never saw that sweet woman yeah
For five long years gone by, yeah.
Well I, said I, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, I
I'm goin' home
'Cos she's a sweet little darlin', whoa
I said I been away, ah for too long.
I been away too long.
Well, when my baby walks, she shakes
Just like a willow tree, yes she does.
Well my baby, when she walks, you know
Oh that sweeter baby
You know she walks, walks all over me.
Ooh yeah. Whoa. Love my baby.
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Girlfriend ApplicationWhats your name??
How old are you??
How tall are you??
hair color??
you got any tattoos??
you plan to get any??
piercings??
do you drink??
smoke??
if the moment was rite... would you kiss me??
would you mind if i just looked at ya n' smiled??
wats your perfect date???
how would you describe your style of clothes??
are you a virgin???
would you give me a back massage if i asked for one??
would play w/ my hair while i was asleep on your lap??
have you ever cheated on anybody???
wat are you doin' in life... work... skchool???
do you like to dance??
party??
would ya wanna hold hands in public??
do you like to watch movies??
do you drive??
if not... why not???
do you have strict curfew??
do you like pets??
what race are you??
what is your best feature??
what do you think is my best feature??
would you mind if we just hung out doing nothing??
w
Girl Getting Driver's LiscenseThere was a young girl who lived up in the hills of Tennessee. She was about to turn sixteen, and couldn't wait to get her driver's liscense.
She had been subjected to much ribbing from her older brother, telling her that she was too dumb to get her liscense.
When the big day came around, she passed the test with flying colors.
She rushed home and asked her father if she could use the car that night so she and her friend could go in to town where all the cool kids were at.
The father said, "Sure honey, but you'll have to give me a blow-job first."
Wanting to go to town real bad, she agreed.
As she went down on her father, she suddenly jumped up an said "Dad your dick tastes like shit"
Oh yea, her father replied, "I forgot, your brother's got the car tonight."
Girls Vs. Grown WomenWanna know the difference???
GIRLS vs. GROWN WOMEN
Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and
make
plans.
Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in
where he
fits in.
Girls want to control the man in their life.
Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.
Girls check you for not calling them.
Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't.
Girls try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex.
Grown women know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a man
want
to 'lock' you down.
Girls fake-moan, lay there and take the stabbing.
Grown women say, "Just stop", get up, get dressed and walk out.
Girls are afraid to be alone.
Grown women revel in it--using it as a time for personal growth.
Girls ignore the good guys.
Grown women ignore the bad guys.
Girls make you come.
Grown women make you come home.
Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their m
Girls I Need Your Yimhey girls if at all possible i would love to add u all on Yahoo Messenger!! so that i can ask ?'s here and there and get oppinions and maybe have a few lil meetings to get some ideas from u girls and so i can get to know u... If u were a hottie i need yours again too because i do not use the same yahoo i used to:P.. if u will just put your yahoo names in a private message, i will add u guys :D lol DO NOT put it in the Blog because it is PUBLIC :P thank You
Girls I Need Your Yim :dhey girls if at all possible i would love to add u all on Yahoo Messenger!! so that i can ask ?'s here and there and get oppinions and maybe have a few lil meetings to get some ideas from u girls and so i can get to know u... If u were a hottie i need yours again too because i do not use the same yahoo i used to:P.. if u will just put your yahoo names in a private message, i will add u guys :D lol DO NOT put it in the Blog because it is PUBLIC :P thank You
Girl And DogA little girl and her dog are walking through the forest when they suddenly fall into a pit. They scramble and scramble but can''t make their way out. The little girl yells, the dog barks, but no one is around to hear their calls for help. Slowly, the night sky turns black and they find themselves engulfed in utter darkness.
Off in the distance, the wolves begin howling. Each howl is louder and closer than the last.
The little girl holds the dog close to her chest and says sadly to the dog, "This is the worst mess in which ever have found ourselves, my darling Sparky."
"Yeah," the dog says, "we''re really screwed."
"Sparky," the girl says, astonished, "I didn''t know you could talk."
"Well," the dog says, "I was kinda waiting for the right time to tell you."
Girls & Tits?!?!Why is it that 95% of the girls on here have pics of thier Tits?!?! Is that like the thing to do or what?!?! Is that the ONLY way to get attention?!?! If so....NO THANK YOU!!! I aint givin mine away that easily... ;)!!!
Girls Vs Grown WomenGIRLS VS GROWN WOMEN
GIRLS leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans.
GROWN WOMEN make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in.
GIRLS check you for not calling them.
GROWN WOMEN are too busy to realize you hadn't.
GIRLS try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex.
GROWN WOMEN know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a man want to 'lock' you down.
GIRLS fake-moan, lay there and take the stabbing.
GROWN WOMEN say, "Just stop", get up, get dressed and walk out.
GIRLS are afraid to be alone.
GROWN WOMEN revel in it-- using it as a time for personal growth.
GIRLS make you come.
GROWN WOMEN make you come home.
GIRLS try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends).
GROWN WOMEN realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time'
even more special -- and goes to kick it with her own friends!
GIRLS get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it.
GROWN
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Girl Fed School Staff Hash CakesTwo teaching assistants at a school in Leeds were taken to hospital after eating cannabis in "hash cakes" given to them by a 15-year-old pupil.
The schoolgirl was suspended from Wortley High School after she took the cakes to school on 10 September.
A spokesman for Leeds City Council said the girl had since been moved to a different school. No police action was taken over the matter.
Leeds City Council said neither staff members made formal complaints.
The council spokesman added: "Wortley High School does not condone drugs and was disappointed this incident took place.
"The school works hard to educate its pupils about the dangers and implications of drug abuse and will not tolerate any behaviour of this kind."
Girlfriend ApplicationOk, I know this is gonna sound stupid, but hey, it's worth a shot. Ok, first off, I just want to say that yeah, this is for real. Apply. So anyways, I am looking for someone between the ages of 21 to 25, has a job, at least a high school diploma, and likes dogs. I don't mind drinkers or smokers, I can handle that. Please, no drug users. No STD's, no current children, and willing to share a place. I would prefer you have your own car, but I am willing to share. I work full time and have my own place with my little dog. I cook and clean. If you feel you have a good persona and are willing to be with someone that is loyal, caring, honest, and will do what is needed to make it work. Let me know, leave your comment, a little bit bout yourself, and lets talk!!! Ciao for now!!!
GirlGirl
Let's climb too high
Let's climb too high
For the stars
To reach us girl
Girl
I'm gonna take you hard
I'm gonna bring you higher
Than your mind
Can take you
Girl, let's climb too high
Let's climb too high
For the world to reach us girl
Girl, let's flee the light
Diaphanous
Let's slip into the night
Girl
I'm gonna slip inside
I'm gonna slip inside
Fly on fire to your mind
Girl
I'm gonna take you hard
Gonna take you harder
Than your body can take you
Girl, let's climb too high
Let's climb too high
For the stars to reach us girl
Yea
Girl, let's climb too high
Let's climb too high
For the world to reach us girl
Yea
Girl, let's climb too high
Let's climb too high
Yea, let's climb too high
Let's climb too high
Girlfriendswell i broke up with my girlfriend just before xmas so i will probably be on here alot more
GirlsSo im Bisexual and was wondering if there were any Bi, Lez that are looking 4 a girl ^_^
A Girl Too Sada girl 2 sad 2 give a fuck. cuz she has ran out of luck. she has bin waitin 4 her prince charmin. but w/ every guy she alwayz so alarmin. she would change her attitude & da way she looked. & after bein @ his house she came home shooked. she is scared 2 come forward. scared dat if she tells da truth dat she'll b meetin early w/ da lord. everybody sayz dat her boifriend b-longs in da phsyc ward. she agrees but now dat she is carryin his child. he said dat if she tries 2 leave he will go wild. & bust her head of da table. & then make it look like & label it a suicide. but then after thinkin she decides....she'll stay & just let things ride. ............ u may think dis sad & morbid. but try 2 put urself in her shoes. & see wht happens & see wht she loses.
Girl Scout/flu TimeI'll be on very little until Wednesday 01-21-09. Its girl scout cookie sales time and additionally, i have influenza currently at my home and a stomach virus. Family of five so its a disinfecting nightmare. Luckily i had the flu shot and i hope will not get the bug. Anyway I will be busy to say the least. Kisses and loves to all. Now at work trying to catch up coz i was late today.
always yours
Freyja!
Girlfriend's RevengeGirfriend's Revenge
> A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks.
> While they're
> sitting there having a good time together, she starts
> talking about this
> really great new drink.
> The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets and
> starts trying
> to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he
> gives in and
> lets her order the drink for him. The Bartender brings the
> drink and
> puts the following items on the bar:
>
> A salt shaker,
> A shot of Baileys,
> A shot of lime juice.
>
> The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman
> explains.
> 'First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue,next
> you drink the shot
> of Baileys and hold it in your mouth,and finally you drink
> the lime
> juice.' So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and
> please her, goes for
> it.
>
> He puts the salt on his tongue........ salty, but OK.
>
> He drinks the shot of Baileys and holds it in his
> mouth........smooth,
> ric
Girl In The Mirror...I stand in front of the mirror
disgusted at what I see.
Why can't I be satisfied
with the way God created me?
I stare at the girl intently
with eyes full of disgrace.
I can't find any beauty.
No, not a single trace.
Her skin is very pale.
Her legs are scarred and bruised.
And her hair is a mess.
There are scarrs across her arms
from a past that wasn't kind.
Her eyes are dark and hollow.
A bit of mystery to the mind.
It's true she's not so thin,
as a matter of fact, she's kinda fat.
Being in this body I see here
feels a lot like being in hell.
Why is it that the beautiful girls
feel that they must flaunt?
Isn't it enough that they
get every guy they want?
When will people listen
to the girls who look like me?
When will people search deeper
than what their eyes can see?
How many times must I stand
before the mirror with tears of shame?
When will I realize...
that we all can't be the same?
Girlfriend Aplicationgirlfriend application just for kicks
1.
Your Name:
2.
Age:
3.
Fave Color:
4.
Are you a virgin?
5.
Are we friends?
6.
Do you have a crush on me?
7.
Would you kiss me?
8. ...with tongue?
9.
Would you enjoy it?
10.
Would you ever ask me out?
11.
Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?
12.
Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
13.
Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
14.
Would you walk on the beach with me?
15.
If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
16.
Do you/have you talked crap about me?
17.
Do you think I'm a good person?
18.
Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)?
19. Do you think I'm hot?
20.
If you could change anything about me -would you?
21.
Would you have sex with me?
22.
Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
23.
Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
24.
what do you rate me outta 1-10??
25.
phone numbe
Girls On Temporary Leave.The Following Girls Are All On Temporary Leave From Fubar & Sarge's Bad Girls For Various Reasons...Be Sure To Continue To Show Them &Hearts; Until They Return.
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Girls.. ..read!!"Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, "thats her"....
4 Girls Onlyim horny send me a meassge pleaz if u wanna see my thick 9in dik ill send u a pic im so fuckin wet i jst wanna fuk u comment or meassge me ill make ur pussy get sore fuk everyday ur pussy will be full of sperm and all over ur face lick ur pussy clean ill make u so wet u would fuk me al nite ill fuck u hard anyway anywhere suck my dic make me hard please u want comment wat u think bout it
Girls OnlyDon't even think about it if.....
You are younger then 25
You weigh less then 98
You weigh more then 200
Your height is not near 5'2
if you have slept with more 50 women or men
You are not romantic
You have bad breath
You have a psycho ex-girlfriend or boy friend
You are just looking for a pussy call
You Have to have a drink first thing in the morning
You live with your parents
You are not spontaneous
You are not talented in any way
You don't look hot naked
You are on the rebound
you are not be flirty and out going
You are no fun
you do drugs
you can't call me every day to say hello
your not good in communicating
You are not into threesomes or willing to swing, and play in bdsm
you are not a great kisser or good with your tongue
you don't like my hair color...i will go back as a brunette when im ready.
you don't believe in unconditional love!
you are not completly shaved( sorry jus
Girlfriend ApplicationGirlfriend and Boyfriend apps are pretty stupid, they ask general questions and no one actually tailors the thing to ask what they honestly care about. So I'm creating my own to save me trouble, since most girls I've been meeting are just too bland and boring to date.
Basics.
Name:
Do you have a nick name?:
What is it and how'd you end up with it?:
Age:
Weight:
Height:
Things that matter more.
Tell me something you're driven to do.
Tell me a funny story about yourself.
What's your favorite thing to talk about?
What's your least favorite thing to talk about?
What's an activity you enjoy doing?
And tell me something interesting about yourself.
Sexy sexy
How many people have you had sex with?
If you're not boring I'll think about it. Make sure you answer honestly, otherwise I'll eventually find out.
A Girl Has To Be Sneaky .....slight of hand
now you see it
now you dont
sitting next to me
all snuggled up
on the couch
watching a movie
never noticing
where my hand
has stolen to
until you feel
my hand
caress your stomach
up to tease
and torment
your nipples
soliciting from your lips
that moan of pleasure
music to my ears
letting me know
you like it
and want more
a girl has to be sneaky
to find your secret spots
so we can tease you into pleasure
Girlfriend App.Yeah Im married but I can have gf woohoo want be one just fill out
Girlfriend Application
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We want all kinds of beautiful girls from Alt/Punk to Girl Next Door! We are looking for girls who have personality and looks, all races, all styles. We want happy girls who enjoy modeling! You model to your own comfort level, no pressure from us. This site will have all types of photos from pinup and tease to nudes and more... you can do whatever you are comfortable with.
No exclusive contracts: you can be exclusive if you want, but you're not required to. Exclusive girls will get special treats.
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We use a standard model release for all photos and everything is shot by me or my photography partner in MY home where I have a studio backdrop with lighting and such. And of course in nice we
Girl & Kitteh Seek Loving HomeOr just a home, whatever.
The kitteh and I are contemplating moving out of our overpriced and ill-situated apartment and are wondering if anyone is looking for a couple roommates. The kitteh is a little chubby, very hairy, and she has a terrible personality, which doesn't allow her to socialize with other kittehs. I'm thin, hairy, and I have a terrible personality that allows me to socialize almost exclusively with kittehs.
And by "a terrible personality" I mean "nice tits."
Beneath all the fur, they're very shapely.
Our ideal roommate would be someone who would ignore the kitteh (because, like all chicks, she becomes very insecure when she's ignored, and then she'll try to make nice with you). Also, we'd like someone who is funny. Furriness is optional.
In all seriousness, I'm looking to move, and I'm just wondering if anyone has any suggestions. I'd probably be happiest with my own place, but I wouldn't rule out the possibility of being someone's live-in gardener/pool
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Girlsi haven't on the site for quite some time, work has been keeping me busy. But now i have more free time again, i am back to wondering why cant i get a girl friend.
i have been looking for ages is this not the right place to be lookin.
xx
Kate
Girl Posts Nude Pics, Is Charged With Kid Pornupdated 3:01 a.m. HT, Fri., March. 27, 2009
TRENTON, N.J. - A 14-year-old New Jersey girl has been accused of child pornography after posting nearly 30 explicit nude pictures of herself on MySpace.com — charges that could force her to register as a sex offender if convicted.
The case comes as prosecutors nationwide pursue child pornography cases resulting from kids sending nude photos to one another over cell phones and e-mail. Legal experts, though, could not recall another case of a child porn charge resulting from a teen's posting to a social networking site.
MySpace would not comment on the New Jersey investigation, but the News Corp.-owned company has a team that reviews its network for inappropriate images. The National Center for Missing and Exploited Children tipped off a state task force, which alerted the Passaic County Sheriff's Office.
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Girlriend/ Boyfriend Application
BASICS: Name:Age:Location:Height:Hair (color and style):Eyes:Piercings/tattoos:Phone Number:OTHER: 1. Do you drink/smoke?2. Do you like the rain?4. If so...would you play in it with me?5. Do you like movies?6. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night?8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together?9. Would you kiss my neck?10. Do you play any sports?11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother?13. How would you rate your kisses from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on you?15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, prick)? 17. Would you give me a kiss just because?18. Would u sleep in the same bed as me?19. Would u take me home to meet your parents?20. Would u have sex with me?21. If so, whats the soonest into our relationship you'd have it? 22. Would you tell your friends we had sex?23. Would u let me touch u wherever?24. How smart are you?25. Do u have a specific body type that
Girlfriend Application LmfaoLmao Revised and Redone. Original stolen from BloodSoakedKiss
What's your full name: (may be substitued for "Hey you" or "babe" etc... for now)
Age:b
Years you have been this "age":
Birthday (Note: This information is not entered in to the main database - do not assume I have it beyond this application procedure):
Your current location:
Location of X-boyfriends, their level of jealousy, propensity towards violence, and likelihood of owning a firearm:
Are you willing to commute / relocate?:
At 4am because of a drunken request?:
Sexual Preference:
Number of times prefer sex per week?:
Height:
Weight:
At what altitude?:
Body Type
Into giving oral? (if you are not put "Does not qualify - Disregard App" at the top margin of the first page of this application): (if you are put "FAST TRACK CANDIDATE - CODE A" in LARGE red print at the top margin of the first page of this application):
Do we already know each other?:
If so, how did we meet?:
List any major physical changes si
The Girlthe girl There was this girl,This I girl I wanted to find,This girl I wanted so bad to be mine,She would be one of the prettiest things you ever did see,And it wouldn’t stop there,Nope,This girl would be someone that would instantly make me smile just seeing her face,She would be someone I would have tons of fun with no matter what,Someone that I could stay up with,All night every night talking about everything and nothing at the same time,And enjoy every second of it,She’d be someone I’d always want around,Someone who could pick me up instantly if I was down,A girl I could go to and tell anything to her,And say whatever I was thinking,Without being judged,Yep there was this girl I wanted to find,And I'm sure no girl like this exists,Anywhere besides my mind,This girl makes every mans mind run too,But my mind stopped running,The day I met youcopyright jas 2009
The Girl I've Been Looking ForThe girl I've been looking for I'm tired of people telling me what beauty is.I can't stand the "perfect" woman that everyone keeps telling me about.I'll tell you about my paragon of beautyShe's the girl I've been looking for but she's proven quite illusive.She's not that tall… maybe she's average or maybe she's short.Despite her best efforts her glasses keep sliding down her nose.Her breasts aren't huge like the girls on TV and she's maybe a little embarrassed or disheartened that no one has stared and drooled over her breasts just because she wears an A or B cup.She doesn't want false flattery from someone who just wants to get into her pants. Rather then being told she "looks hot" or that she's "damn sexy" or "the most beautiful woman ever", she rather have someone tell her sincerely that she "looks nice today"She's not afraid to know things, real things. Not just what's on the cover of celebrity tabloids!She's not so self-absorbed that she thinks everyone wants her. On the sa
2 Girls Arrested At Mall For KissingSame sex couples who like to engage in PDAs while strolling through the mall better steer clear of San Antonio. A pair of smooching twentysomething female shoppers were arrested there at the Rolling Oaks Mall in December and now face criminal charges that range from trespassing to assaulting an officer of the law. It all started when 22-year-old Jessica Garcia and her 22-year-old girlfriend were kissing and, according to a mall spokesperson, sitting very close together with their legs intertwined. A mall security officer approached them and told them to leave because they were not complying with the shopping center's code of conduct. Although they left, the pair re-entered the mall through another entrance and this time, when told to leave, they became "physically combative and verbally abusive," according to a statement from mall spokesperson Les Morris. Security officers arrested the pair, charging one with criminal trespassing, interfering with the duties of a peace officer, and a
Girls Stay Awayfrom This OneGhost_writter2000 is nothing more then a lier and cheat. He tryed to play me and two of my friends and got cought all three times. He will tell you what you want to hear as long as you are tell ing him what he wants . He will make promisses that he will not keep. HE is nothing more then a preditor .... Head my warnings .. stay away from this one ...
Dont want a nothe woman to get hurt again from HIM
Girlsi need to see all the sexy females that like females
Girl LyricsOhhh girl, I'd be in trouble if you left me nowCause I don't know where to look for love, I just don't know howOhhhhhhhh girl, I'd be in trouble if you left me nowCause I don't know where to look for love, I just don't know howOhhhh.. [cut off and echoes][Paul Wall]It started off, we were two peas in the podMotivated by love with the blessings of GodWe were head over heels in this love thangFunny ain't it thinkin back, our friends thought it was just a flingI used to call you on the phone, late night tipMackin to you in your ear, conversation well equippedI used to make you laugh, I used to make you smileBut all the while your roommates were in denialWe felt a lot of jealousy from the very startYour so-called friends kept tryin to tear us apartThey used to tell you all kinda liesJust like a wolf in sheep's clothing, the devil came in disguiseThey transformed all your smiles into tearsto sabotage your happiness and blamed it on my busy careerI gave you e'rythang, aimin to pleaseBut I gu
The Girl On The Mountain And The Man In The White Truck.I interfered, this girl caused a ripple in my life.Am i a sub polar magnet?Always drawing negativity to me.
The air still tense with his presenceHer half clothed and cryingHe forced himself in her worldTook all he could and ranLeaving without a trace.She called him the disappearing manThis isn't the first time...time and time again.He unwillingly showed her his friendKicking and screaming is how her story beganHe looked at me smilingHolding me downHis hand over my mouthHe took what he wanted and left...
"This isn't the first time...time and time againthis has happened. Thanks for being a friend.Sorry I'm rambling, I don't know where to begin.My world's fucked up and so am I.Sometimes when he rapes me I wish I would die.I'm so tired of that shit, so tired of crying. Tired of living and tired of trying."
Girltroll's First Dance RecitalI need help in understanding -
Was the recital kind of boring for me because My daughter was up there for maybe 6 minutes out of three hours?
or
Dance recitals are boring in general?
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Girlfriend App..Name Whats your birthday/age Height Hair color Eye color Piercings/Tats If no, do you want any? Do you drink? Do you smoke? Do you do drugs? What would you say is your best quality? Whose your favorite band? What kind of music do you like? Do you like kids/want any of your own? How do you feel about marriage? Where do you work? Do you go to school? Do you live at home/on your own? Do you prefer cats or dogs? What do you like to do in your free time? What do you think is my best quality? Are you Spontaneous? Are you afriad of commitment? Are you into romance?? Would you make me feel like im the only girl you want to be with? What would our first date consist of? Whats the sweetest thing you've done for a girl? What movies/TV shows do you like? Do you like your family/family oriented? Have you ever cheated? Why did your last relationship fail? Do you like to dance? What do you look for in a man? Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Are you honest? Do yo
A GirlA girl phoned me the other day and said ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
Girlfriend ApplicationBody: BASICS:Name:Age:Location:Phone Number:Height:Whats your sign?Hair (color and style):Eyes:Piercings/tattoos:Aim screen nameOTHER:1. Where would we go on dates?2. Who is your favorite artist?3. Do you drink/smoke?4. Do you like the rain?i5. If so...would you play in it with me?6. Do you like movies?7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night?8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together?9. Would you kiss my neck?10. Do you play any sports?11. If so...what?12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother?13. How would you rate your kisses from 1-10?14. Favorite body part on you?15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself?16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, prick)?17. Would you give me a kiss just because?18. Would u sleep in the same bed as me?19. Would u take me home to meet your parents?20. Would u have sex with me?21. If so, whats the soonest into our relationship you'd have it?22. Would you tell your friends we had sex?23.
GirlsI love to chat if you wont to we can
GirlyI was kind of girly today. I know, I know...I am a girl, but I rarely do "girl" things.
I hardly get a chance to cook anything, and when I do...my stepdad doesn't like it because I don't season anything the way that he would. My kids love it though. I cooked today. It was actually pretty good. I did have to get creative though.
I NEVER paint my fingernails. I don't have the time and generally within an hour of painting them, it's already chipping. I painted my fingernails today. HOURS ago, and it still looks decent. I even painted my toenails.
There was something else that I did, but I don't remember what it is. Blah. Anyway, how is your night?
Girl I Want THE GIRL I WANT BY: JOSEPH BLAKE
I want the girl to love me for meNot the guy that she wants me to beI want her to share my joy and painI want her to be nice not really insaneI want a girl that i can trustCause if she cheats on me my heart will turn to rust.I want a girl to be honest and kindI want a girl i can trust all the timeSo i'll search the world from back to frontUntil i find that girl, The Girl I Want
Girlfriend ApplicationName
Age: Height:
Hair Color:
Eye Color:Piercings/tattoos:
Zodiac sign++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Do you drink or smoke?
Do you have a cell phone? If so, do you have texting?
Do you like hugs? Could we just cuddle?Would you kiss me?Would you point me out to your friends? Would you call me every night? Would you stay up till 3 in the morning texting me?
Would you take care of me when I'm sick? Do you think I'm cute? If you could change anything about me, would you? Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
Would you kiss my neck?
Do you like biting? What turns you on? Do you play any sports? If so...what?
What would you say is the best thing about yourself?
Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, prick)? What type of music do you like?
If you were to label yourself, what would it be? What size shoe do you wear? Would you just stand there and hug me?
What's your favorite color?
Would you ever lie to me?
Favorite band?
Girls And Guys30 THINGS GIRLS WANT GUYS TO KNOW
1. We like sex, but only when we get pleasure too2. Comparing us to your ex's is NOT a turn on3. A hug is sometimes 1000 times better then something from the store4. When we buy you something, we are also asserting OUR independence5. If you want to be pampered when you come home, your ass better have a job to earn your self the pampering.6. Your friends are only cool when there not making you act like a Dick7. Don't leave your shit on the floor and then complain about a dirty house8. You don't like the way we cook, your ass can pay for take out9. WE LIKE GOING TO THE MOVIES, take us for just the hell of it10.If a gay man walks into the room, don't go spastic unless you yourself are having doubts about your own sexuality.11.Your car, my radio12.You don't like going to the doctor, we don't like gett
The Girl With No Name The Girl with No Name
written by Ashley Nichole DePew
aka SexiChica88
My eyes are watering as my fists clench harder.
I'm sick of this shit, sick of being the martyr.
I can't find my way back to peace and tranquility.
I want it, I need it, I long for the day.
I search for the hope that my life will become something.
I hope for the life that I know time will bring.
I beg whatevers out there for more time to look.
My life's not a fairytale inside a book.
The answers are everywhere I'm finding each day.
I'm sick of the lies and all of the hate.
I lay in my bed drenched with sweat, blood, and tears.
I've done it. It's over. My biggest fear.
I've tossled the thoughts in my head for days.
No longer will I be the girl with no name.
You'll remember me.
You'll want me.
You'll think of me daily.
I will be there haunting you every step of the way.
I know what I'm doing and it will all be ok.
As I said, I will no longer be the girl with no name.
Girl Of YesterdayFeeling sad and feeling blue,Feeling so distant, so far from you.Feeling like I'm falling fast,Feeling like this feeling will always last.Wrought with worry and with fear,Wishing I was closer or you were near.I don't want a repeat of yesterday,Feeling oblivious to the words you say.The images run rampant through my brain,So many and frequent, making me insane.I keep seeing you running away,With that beautiful girl of yesterday.I don't feel how you say,Calling me beautiful, just like the girl of yesterday.I don't feel worthy of your grace,I don't feel the love of your place.I ache and I sob, I don't know why,I just want to run away and hide.If only you saw the tears on my face,Maybe you would help my lonely place.I'm so scared of losing you again,My heart aches and I fear it so.I don't want to hear it,And I don't want to know.
:(
Girls Workin It For Fubucks...Both of these lovely young ladies are trying for spotlight, one has a birthday this week as well. They are making salutes for people willing to donate fubucks. Ladies if you know any guys on your list please send them here if they enjoy that kind of thing :D Thank you in advance. Check em out..
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Girls Talk :All the Mans are the same Players on the netz...for sure some are Players, they tell us Storys from Haven and Earth, telling us things about Love , Future , but saying to everyone the same, not getting tired of there Storys.. Meeting diffrent Womans, cheating on there Wife,ask for Respekt on there Page, But did they Respekt there self , when there are cheating on there Wife or Girlfriend , and telling them u are the only one i have.. or thinking of them when they fuck a other Bitch.. I don´t know! He know´s ? But belive that , u think u can Play, we Girls can do it better, without u knowing it.. I see this for a long long time on here.. but the Guys don´t realise that...girls send Comment, Tags like i love u, miss u , thinking about u, just to hold them close and keep them.Girl are u sure about what u are sending?Cos after 10 minutes u will send the smae to the next Guy on your friendslist... may u just know him for some hr...and even haven´t write with him much , but u tripping and th
Girls In Roller SkatesCHURCH OF SKATAN
death...murder...suffering.........its madness...distress, unhappy...
she never waits...
its...it is just so hard for me...like....the...like the worst of all possible fates
i try...i am patient....need to be beside her..things things in my head...
the constant debates...the coupon clipping.....the boxes..the old wooden crates...dragging behind me..old fuzzy pictures...cigarette lighters that dont work but are still in my inside pocket of my heavan vs. hell, black leather jacket...model one with the dragon scale armor..so i can vanish in style as i fall to the ground....and scrape against the planet with its asphault exterior and steel metal grates
bent lead covered spoons...cheap paper plates...really bad pizza...i think b day party pussy would round out this day...i will just put her right in my mouth and i bet she will taste hate...my mind always does that...recoils in horror and just black resonates....cause this fucking sixteen year old cunt..with h
The GirlSometimes the Girl feels lost, although she has travelled this exact road before. The Girl is a secretive predator. Experienced in the ways of the world and with knowing in her eyes… she can easily lull you into her trap. The Girl is a far better hunter than you. She knows all your secrets, though you never told her one. The Girl knows how to break you… to make you feel your soul unmistakeably shattering inch by fragile inch. The Girl will take you, but not keep you, and your heart will bleed poison when you are finally made aware. To the Girl, the perfect hunter, the feast lies not in the flesh from your body, but in the blood spilling from your broken heart and shattered soul. It’s her perfect murder, it’s my perfect sin.
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GirlsWhen a GIRL is quiet ...
millions of things are running in her mind.When a GIRL is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply.When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions ... she is wondering how long you will be around.When a GIRL answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ... she is not at all fine.When a GIRL stares at you she is wondering why you are lying.When a GIRL lays on your chest .. she is wishing for you to be hers forever.When a GIRL wants to see you everyday... she wants to be pampered.When a GIRL says ' I love you ' .. she means it.When a GIRL says ' I miss you ' .... no one in this world can miss you more than that.Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person ....Find a guy .. who calls you beautiful instead of hot.who calls you back when you hang up on him.who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who ..... kisses your forehead.Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.Who holds your hand in
Girl FriendWe'll go to J. Joe who is that girl friend of yours waving to you as I sat in the chair? She is a looker isn't she? She's how old? She was waving hi or bye? She was waving to you or me?
No to surgery because of her and the stranger full of infomation before her. I did not give that detail to Erin but here it is. Her family has money, money means politics, both means power, what all of them don't understand is that their trying to do me in.
I told Joe when he left for he's trip awhile ago was to stay there.
Connection from Toll Brothers to all others are very easy to see. I can connect the dots as well as anyone.
To Toll Brothers and all other connected to money, politics, and power. Absolute power corrupts absolutely!
Norio
Girls Vs WomenGirls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans.Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in.Girls want to control the man in their life.Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.Girls check you for not calling them.Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't.Girls try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex.Grown women know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a manwant to 'lock' you down.Girls fake-moan, lay there and take the stabbing.Grown women say, "Just stop", get up, get dressed and walk it out.Girls are afraid to be alone.Grown women revel in it--using it as a time for personal growth.Girls ignore the good guys.Grown women ignore the bad guys.Girls make you come.Grown women make you come home.Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man.Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.Girls try to monopolize all their man's time
Girl In The MirrorI look into the mirror and what I see is not what I feel,
Pain and sorrow never show as long as I smile.
This person before me, who is she?
How can I be this shadow, this empty vessel of unhappiness?
Now the room is dark, filled with clouds of hurt,
I stare at her in the mirror and try to remember when it was bright.
A time when the sun shined and the glow of cheerful desires where within reach,
When love was a feeling I knew all too well.
I turn away; don’t want to face her now.
Girls On Bs.Now to start off saying,i'm a real man that aint on BS.Not a fake or phony guy.If i say something i'm going to do it.Women these day's i dont't know what happened to them,but they start being fake and dont do what they say.Now i dont know what makes you think that you can say things and not come correct,but you act all shitty and fake to me you will get the cold shoulder.Women say they are real,where the hell is the real women?Some of you want to know why you get cheated on and be treated like shit.This is why,us men will find out what kind of person you are.If not your nothing but a lying ass bitch.women ger your mind right,and you come at me with shit,you will get just that.If you have something to say to me,leave a message.If you have bs on your mind,get a life.
Girl FriendsWhen I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion,
so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In university I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time
and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl, but she was boring.
She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.
Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy.
She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.
So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart,
Girl Your So Fake......Everybody know you be jocking/copying others come on now girl be original....stop acting like you hard thinking you can take everybody....I already know you be talking ish behind my back....stop being childish and say it to my face....If you got something to say. SAY IT....I've stayed quite long enough, but you tempted me already....Get your fact straight before you go ahead and spread some false information honey, it's not my fault I'm known more than you....Man stop hating on my ish and just worry about yours....go ahead and laugh because I'm directly laughing at you also for worrying about my situations....you honestly think your better than me don't you....It's OK you can go ahead and think that because I rather not waste my time on some little girl who trying to prove that she a big girl now....The world does not revolved around you hun so stop acting like your perfect and stop expecting that every good things will come to you ayt....make sure your hands are clean before you go an
Girlfriend ApplicationSo you want to fill out the girlfriend application? knock yourself out! if you can think of any questions i should add, email me ahead of time and let me add them, then fill out the application. if you want to send a picture, send an email to Torchwoodnet@gmail.com email answers to the above email
your name:
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Girlfriend? I Don't Think So!I totally didn't think I'd have this problem... 5 or 6 guys in one week. Now I'm gonna blog about it because I think its annoying BS.
So, boys, do you really think I will jump at the chance to be your girlfriend because you were so kind to send me a one line message asking me to be your girlfriend???? How crazy are you??? And why in the world would you think any sane woman would ever say yes?
I think its very sad that there are some very lonely men on here that think any woman here would love to date them. You obviously aren't getting the hint and I am learning that no matter what I say or do, you are too stupid to get it through your head.
But I'll try anyway... you're a loser. Why are you looking on here for a girlfriend? You don't even try to get to know me or anything. Just see my picture and boom! I get a PM asking me to be yours. Um... you live far away. You're weird. And I don't need to date a man I've never met anyway,
Get a life.
Girl Freaks Out Over BurgerHow many different ways does McDonald’s make a hamburger? I don’t know but every time I’ve eaten there they always taste the same. For Alesha McMullen of Kansas City, Mo her cheeseburger tasted different this time. So what does she do but tear up the McDonald’s restaurant. I could think of a less violent way of showing my displeasure. Read about the burger caper
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Girls Vs Grown Women
Girls want to control the man in their life.Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.Girls check you for not calling them.Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't..Girls are afraid to be alone.Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth.Girls ignore the good guys.Grown women ignore the bad guys.Girls make you come home.Grown women make you want to come home.Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans.Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits.Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man.Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends).Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends.Girls think a guy crying is weak..Grown women offer their shoul
Girl ProblemMy friend likes this girl and he is having problems aproaching her. She dosent know that he likes her but she might have an idea. any tips?
Girls Never Want A Guy Like This.I'm sorryThat I was raised with respectnot to sleep with you when you were drunkI'm sorryThat my body's not ripped enoughto "satisfy" your wantsI'm sorrythat I open your car door,and pull out your chair like I was raisedI'm sorryThat I'm not cute enoughto be "your guy"I'm sorryThat I am actually nice;not a bad guy,I'm sorryI don't have a huge bank accountto buy you expensive thingsI'm sorryI like to spend quality nights at homecuddling with you, instead of at a clubI'm sorryThat I am always the one you need to talk to,but never good enough to dateI'm sorryThat I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friendI'm sorryIf I start not being there, and being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new guy you have comes aroundI'm sorryIf I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple ho
69 GirlSo I get online and I see the status of Kyle. He saying that if you are a going to claim to be the hottest girl on Fubar, then you need to take a look at his family and friends.
Of course that got me wondering what it was about and I asked him. I was quickly told the story and I seen the girl that said he should add him to get some "hotness" on his page.
I'm not one to remotely think I look good, but I do know, however, that I am, in fact, better looking than this woman.
I'm not sure if I should be offended or not. To know that she thinks she is better looking than me is kind of bad. I mean it's good that she's got all this self confidence and stuff, but wow.
I'm not really sure where I'm going with this..but I will say this:
A real 69 girl wouldn't have to advertise it and a real 69 girl wouldn't always have to be on bottom for fear of crushing the other person involved in the said 69. ;)
"girl Can't Help It"...(perry/cain) One Of My Fav Old Journey Songs..."Girl can't help it.." Journey (Perry/Cain) If he could hold her, so close in his arms...again If she could show him The letter her heart forgot to send...why They're livin' dreams on their own Ooh they'll never stop running [Chorus:] The girl can't help it, she needs more He hasn't found what he's lookin' for They're still standing in the rain He can't help it, and she's just that way And when he calls her She tells him that she still cares Under the moonlight, He wonders why she can't be there...why Why do they go on alone When they're missin' each other [Chorus 2x] There's a fire Ooh there's a fire in his eyes for you Don't you know she still cries Ooh do you know she still cries for you Fire Ooh there's a fire in his eyes for you For you she cries Ooh do you know she still cries for you Fire Ooh there's a fire in his eyes for you Ooh nothing stands between love and you
Girls Night OutGOTTA PEE Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought She would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: 'These girls nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!' 'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass
A GirlA Girl A Girl
A girl in New York with nowhere to go
Met a man and told him she loved him so
They met in the early morning and kissed in the snow
The man felt so right and wanted it to grow
Time went on and there were bumps in the road
The man still felt good, if the girl felt bad, he wasn't told
One day the girl was gone, no explanation, no goodbye
Leaving the man with nothing except tears to cry
Many things could have been said before that time
That girl could have said she wasn't okay, giving the man a sign
A Girl A Girl
A Girl Can Be Just As Messed Up As You.I've always lived through the men in my life. My boyfriends have always been men I could use. My friends have always been men that could satisfy an itch. No matter who they were or what they were good at, they always had a purpose. I've used men like most men use women.
They are comodities to be traded. You find a good one and replace him with a better one. One good mouth....two good hands...one large...well, you get the point. Everyone has a talent. Everyone has an outstanding skill. And, i want to try them all.
Now, this doesn't mean that I have always taken advantage of them. Some of them were worth it. Some of them wanted to take care of me and didn't expect anything in return. Some of them were nice and truly respected me. Those were the ones I couldn't hurt. I couldn't use them. I couldn't make them feel the way that all the others made me feel....but the others...they treated me like shit....and I usually returned the favor.
You call me for a booty call...yeah, I'll put out
Girls Blowin Up Dudes And Some Kind Of Gem In The Rough...Well it sure has been an interesting week to say the least around here hasn't it? But anyways, I know I'm behind and I know there's alot goin on so with that in mind I'll just skip right to it...
Sometimes when people get lit up or hurt, they act out, say things to people, etc..alot of it can be dismissed as simple he said she said stuff. But like I always say to people in these situations, please provide some kind of proof. It can be done a variety of ways. Personally, I prefer the on-fu-site screenshot as best. Copy and paste conversations from the message box really don't constitute a whole lot since they can be totally altered. Screenshotting or forwarding is the best method for integrity purposes of your "proof." Well, with that in mind let's take a look at this young ladie's method of proof, different but well, effective nonetheless...some of you might actually know the dude in question as well. Don't know about all that, what I'm hearing I don't like personally, but you all
Girls Of 4 Moon House - Part 1WARNING: Not for persons under the age of 18.Story contains descriptions of extreme violence and sex. Preface:I write in an effort to change the attitude of the deviant reader... paradoxically those that find what I write appealing. It is by my graphic harshness and salacious content that I attract (bait) those readers ... those deviant minds that I can then interact with... in an attempt to change misguided notions and attitudes of abuse against women and children. My methods are deviously unique... but very successful. I write to APPEAL...to AROUSE...and then to APPALL... and so the bitter seed is planted. My stories do not glorify the act of coerced sex or violence... nor do I support sexual abuse of any kind."...media violence is typically unrealistic, simplistic, glorified, and even presented as humorous."The "bang, bang, you're dead" sanitized scenario that we so often see on TV or in films communicates nothing of the reality of death or dying.It is only when we see death firstha
Girls Of 4 Moon House - Part 2WARNING: Not for persons under the age of 18.Story contains descriptions of extreme violence and sex. Preface:I write in an effort to change the attitude of the deviant reader... paradoxically those that find what I write appealing. It is by my graphic harshness and salacious content that I attract (bait) those readers ... those deviant minds that I can then interact with... in an attempt to change misguided notions and attitudes of abuse against women and children. My methods are deviously unique... but very successful. I write to APPEAL...to AROUSE...and then to APPALL... and so the bitter seed is planted. My stories do not glorify the act of coerced sex or violence... nor do I support sexual abuse of any kind."...media violence is typically unrealistic, simplistic, glorified, and even presented as humorous."The "bang, bang, you're dead" sanitized scenario that we so often see on TV or in films communicates nothing of the reality of death or dying.It is only when we see death firstha
The Girl Who Was Never Good Enough For YouShe's all tortured up insideAll because of what you didThe intense hurt you inflictedNone of your love she'll now needShe still daydreams of your pastNo matter how much it was scarredThe ugly truth strikes her once moreYet again breaking her fragile heartMonotone fills her melancholy daysSpine-tingling thoughts run through herA sad memory suddenly strikesThe almost lifeless broken girlBlue flashbacks, then tearsThis painful procedure repeatsNever a day without a swollen eyeOr dreadful incessant heartbeatsThe air of dejectedness she carriesAn eternity of heartrending reminiscenceThe essence of wretchednessAnd the element of despondenceShe knows the dread of remembranceShe's silently living with the markAnd when her thoughts overflowShe faces her fears alone in the darkHer life revolves around a lachrymose tuneOne that is eternal; that is endlessHer smile leaks a sign of miseryNothing but pensive sadnessHer reflection no one can understand Intense feelings but no one to pour out toBeneat
Girls GIRLS
ARE LIKE APPLES
ON TREES. THE BEST ONES
ARE AT THE TOP OF THE TREE. THE
BOY'S DON'T WANT TO REACH FOR THE
GOOD ONES BECAUSE THEY'RE AFRAID OF
FALLING AND GETTING HURT. INSTEAD, THEY
JUST GET THE ROTTEN APPLES FROM THE GROUND
THAT AREN'T AS GOOD, BUT EASY. SO&
Girlfriend Application Application for Girlfriend1.Name___________________2.Height__________________3. Been married Yes____ No_____ 3a. If yes how many times_______4.How do you feel about bald men_________________________5.How do you feel about children__________________________6.Hair color_______________________7. Eye color_________________8.Do you have any childern Yes____ No____8a.If yes how many_____________8b.Ages________________8c.Boy_____ Girl_________
Girl Kill's Herself Because Of Online BullyingMegan Meier was in great spirits after she began corresponding with a 16-year-old named Josh Evans. They exchanged messages for six weeks before he abruptly ended the friendship, telling her he had heard she was cruel.
The next day, Megan, who suffered from depression and attention deficit disorder, committed suicide. Her parents later discovered that Josh had never existed but was a fictitious persona created by a woman neighbour whose daughter had been friends with Megan until they fell out.
The woman, who attended the funeral before being exposed, reportedly told police she invented the profile because she wanted to gain Megan's confidence and find out what the girl was saying about her own child online.
She also told police that she, her daughter and another girl had all been involved in the ruse, helping to write messages from "Josh" to Megan.
Following a lengthy investigation, no charges have been brought in the case, enraging Megan's parents who are determined to see those r
Girls Of 4 Moon House - Part 3aWARNING: Not for persons under the age of 18.Story contains descriptions of extreme violence and sex. Preface:I write in an effort to change the attitude of the deviant reader... paradoxically those that find what I write appealing. It is by my graphic harshness and salacious content that I attract (bait) those readers ... those deviant minds that I can then interact with... in an attempt to change misguided notions and attitudes of abuse against women and children. My methods are deviously unique... but very successful. I write to APPEAL...to AROUSE...and then to APPALL... and so the bitter seed is planted. My stories do not glorify the act of coerced sex or violence... nor do I support sexual abuse of any kind.For more information and the complete article on whether sexually explicit material, pornography or glorified violence propagates sexual and violent crimes please go to these links.http://www.cybercollege.com/sexrsh.htmhttp://www.cybercollege.com/violence.htmGIRLS OF FOUR MOON
Girls Of 4 Moon House - Part 3bWARNING: Not for persons under the age of 18.Story contains descriptions of extreme violence and sex. Preface:I write in an effort to change the attitude of the deviant reader... paradoxically those that find what I write appealing. It is by my graphic harshness and salacious content that I attract (bait) those readers ... those deviant minds that I can then interact with... in an attempt to change misguided notions and attitudes of abuse against women and children. My methods are deviously unique... but very successful. I write to APPEAL...to AROUSE...and then to APPALL... and so the bitter seed is planted. My stories do not glorify the act of coerced sex or violence... nor do I support sexual abuse of any kind. For more information and the complete article on whether sexually explicit material, pornography or glorified violence propagates sexual and violent crimes please go to these links.http://www.cybercollege.com/sexrsh.htmhttp://www.cybercollege.com/violence.htmGIRLS
The Girls Of FuLately I've been wondering what I should do to get more interaction with people on here and finally it hit me... I shall start a NSFW Folder titled "The Girls of Fu". Heres all you need to do Just send me a pic of yourself Ladies in any pose you find to be flattering to yourself Now you can either send it to me thru Fubar or to my E-mail at Jesterrob@hotmail.com, I will Start the folder on September 25th. This is not a contest it is simply to show the beauty that is the women of Fubar.
Now I know some of you are probably thinking that I'm a Perv, and by all means go ahead and think that, but it is not my intention, I merely find the female body not only desireable and beautiful, but also strong and as a work of art. All pictures sent will be used in the most tasteful manner and are strictly for my folder, if I find that they are being misused or for some other sinister purpose I will cancel out the folder and destroy all pics, and the individuals responsible will be dealt with.
So La
A Girl Sometimes Feels These Things!!!!I don’t want to be that girl
The one who sits at home and cries
The one who thinks of him and always sighs
The one who gets used
The one who’s abused
The one who’s seriously confused
I don’t want to be her
Her pain is great
The guy she loves is late
He has yet to figure out she’s the one
The one thats beauty far surpasses her looks
The girl you hear about in books
The one who holds him as her world
The girl who knows she doesn’t stand a chance
The one who risks it all at a dance
I want to be the one he loves
The one he cares for with all his being
The one he’s there for when she’s hurt
The one he would never treat like dirt
The one he know
Girls Night OutTonight I finally get to meat my Master's other slave. He promised me that me and her will have tonight alone to see how things go with each other. I was so excited I was dancing around. I had the house clean, dinner was cooking and the kids where over at there grandma's. I had taken a nice long hot bath and was in my kajira out fit my Master got me. When my Master pulled up with her in the car I was waiting for him and her at the door.
"Hello Mine, I am glade you did what I told you to do. Now show your chain-sister to the bathroom so she can shower and change."
"Yes Master."
Grabbing her hand I showed her the bathroom and put her suit case on the bed so she could change in the room. When I was done I went back into the kitchen to check on dinner . My Master was sitting in his chair watching me.
"Mine I have decided to stay home to watch and make sure nothing goes wrong with you two. But do not worry I will not stop you or join in unless you both say it is ok for me to join. Now c
Girlfriend Application!Girlfriend Application
Name:
State:
About you:
What youre looking for in a girl:
How many people youve been with:
What a relationship means to you:
Girls Of 4 Moon House - Part 4aWARNING: Not for persons under the age of 18.Story contains descriptions of extreme violence and sex. Preface:I write in an effort to change the attitude of the deviant reader... paradoxically those that find what I write appealing. It is by my graphic harshness and salacious content that I attract (bait) those readers ... those deviant minds that I can then interact with... in an attempt to change misguided notions and attitudes of abuse against women and children. My methods are deviously unique... but very successful. I write to APPEAL...to AROUSE...and then to APPALL... and so the bitter seed is planted. My stories do not glorify the act of coerced sex or violence... nor do I support sexual abuse of any kind."...media violence is typically unrealistic, simplistic, glorified, and even presented as humorous."The "bang, bang, you're dead" sanitized scenario that we so often see on TV or in films communicates nothing of the reality of death or dying.It is only when we see death firstha
Girls Of 4 Moon House - Part 4bWARNING: Not for persons under the age of 18.Story contains descriptions of extreme violence and sex. Preface:I write in an effort to change the attitude of the deviant reader... paradoxically those that find what I write appealing. It is by my graphic harshness and salacious content that I attract (bait) those readers ... those deviant minds that I can then interact with... in an attempt to change misguided notions and attitudes of abuse against women and children. My methods are deviously unique... but very successful. I write to APPEAL...to AROUSE...and then to APPALL... and so the bitter seed is planted. My stories do not glorify the act of coerced sex or violence... nor do I support sexual abuse of any kind."...media violence is typically unrealistic, simplistic, glorified, and even presented as humorous."The "bang, bang, you're dead" sanitized scenario that we so often see on TV or in films communicates nothing of the reality of death or dying.It is only when we see death firstha
Girls Night This WeekendSo I dont really have much of girls night anymore like i use to when i turned 18 . but now that im 21 im not really into the bars anymore maybe once in a while , the last time i been to a night club was for my friends 19th bday last year. But this weekend im planning a girls night out at one of the night clubs here w/ a girl friend . Should be fun and if ur thinking i go there to drink yeah i dont do that its only to dance w/ my ladies becuz its sexy and my boyfriend dont "dance" and hates the bar scene so cant go with him .So ladies get ready to party lol haha when it comes to the night clubs i LOVE dancing !!!! specially in them booty boxes . Shake dat ass girl hehe lol
Girly GirlI am not a girly girl
I will not wear pink for you
High heels hurt my feet
Stockings give me the creeps
I wear my life like iron
In these steel toe boots
My jeans are always faded
My attitude always jaded
If you took the time to see
The woman inside of me
You would find a sensitive soul
Underneath my mane of gold
I love to put on make up
Red lipstick is my fave
My own version of sexy
Will please your hard rock ways
I can bang my head to Metallica
Or cry over Celine Dion
I prefer leather to lace
But I’m soft when I come undone
You’re version of what a woman should be
Will leave your life in misery
Because I don’t look the part
Doesn’t mean I won’t break your heart
Girls And The InternetI have came to the conclusion that if it wasn't for the internet, i dont think young females would have an identity.
If there wasn't an outlet for them to show their wares, they would be nowhere...claim to notoriety is showing their tits and ass.
And of course , we as men and some women...perpetuate the idea that this is what difines them...it saddens me that what are probably really sweet young ladies, feel this is their worth...
It will take a special kind of guy that doesn't mind that thier g/f or wife showed all the goodies all over the web...maybe it's just me...
peace out...\ /,,,
Girlfriend ApplicationYour Name:
Age:
Favorite color:
Are you a virgin:
Phone number:
Location:
Height:
Hair color/style:
How many piercings/tattoos:
THE FUN.....
Are we friends?:
Do you have a crush on me?:
Would you kissme?:
With tongue?:
Would you enjoy it:
Would you ever ask me out:
Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?:
Would you bandage my wounds?:
Would you take care of me when I'm sick?:
Do you want to tell me something you couldn't before?:
Would you walk on the beach with me?:
If you heard a rumor about me would you defend me?:
Do you /have you talked shit about me?:
Do you think I'm a good person?:
Would you let me sleep with you(in the same bed)?:
Would you support ALL my life descisions?:
Do you think I'm cute?:
If you could change anything about me would you?:
Would you have sex with me?:
Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?:
Will you post this so I can fill it out?:
What do you rate me outta 1-10?:
What do you think of my;Personality: E
Girl Friday Gets Her Reward...part 5b In The Girl Friday Series...players: The Boss, Girl Friday And Mr. JonesGirl Friday gets her RewardFrom Part 5a:He looked pleased, and moved slightly closer to her "Very well, open your mouth just a bit more..." She opened her mouth at his request, straining to reach his cock. He moved closer to her mouth, preparing to let her reach him. There was a knock at the door. "Ah, excuse me for just a moment, dear." Girl Friday gazed at him, a shocked look on her face. "I know, I know. I always leave orders that we are not to be disturbed..." She fought the urge to tug at the chains. She watching longingly as his put his cock back in his pants, and zipped them up. "Stay right there please." He walked to the door, out of sight. She laughed quietly. "You have your small jokes, dear, I have mine." he replied.The Boss had never allowed interruptions before. Girl Friday wondered what was going on now, with her in her new outfit, her nipples pinched and sore, chained to the Boss's desk with her bottom totally exposed. She was terribly aroused
[girl Shaped Love Drug]Actually, this is most likely a food blog.
So, the other night I made spinach pistachio pesto for my fams. And my mom got it in her head to make porkchops, and bow tie pasta.
I don't have specifics on this recipe, I just know that it has
Basil
Spinach
pistachios
olive oil
salt
pepper
And the pistachios give you most of the salt you need, I guess my main advice is go for chicken poop consistency (gross, I know but this is how it works) and no, I don't put cheese in it.
It was a hit.
We coated and baked the porkchops in breadcrumbs
had roasted asparagus tomatoes and bell peppers
and bow tie pasta.
About 2 teaspoons of pesto to every serving of pasta, and meat
you got yourself a serious thing.
Anyway- wanted to touch base on that one if I hadn't, and I'm not entirely sure if I had
Tonight I made meatballs with putanesca and ziti
and I think I've hit on this one as well-
But I put red curry powder, cumin, sage, and red pepper in my meatballs
I grabbed a j
Girls Licking GirlsACK! My husband left the room and the TV is on OWN *that's Oprah's channel, people* and I don't want to get up but Oprah gave her girlfriend, Gayle King, her own show.
So tell me; How much of Oprah's Blow Pop did Gayle have to lick to get her own show on OWN?
A LOT
A LITTLE
*I ran out of MuMMs today.....
A Girl Whose Good - 239It was a cold night love had left my site
I am on the streets all alone want to succeed on my own
the night that we did share I thought you might care
why did we even try to love the feelings we had weren't enough
something is missing from your touches my heart was captured by your clutches
I no longer even want to see cuz you never did love me
sometimes your oh so tender you know the taste of sweet surrender
together we unite the feeling of power rockin and rollin to the morning hour
I thought you were true I really loved you
never gonna fall an be sad I'm a girl whose good but wants to be bad
Girl's Name......
its funny but when she was told about this blog she didnt think it was something she would be interested in....but now that she has started writing it is like a dam broke inside of her ....and the words and memmories just dont want to stay in their very proper little boxes.....
in a way it is nice to have something to write them down on...something that will live on long after she has turned to ashes......her feelings are all jumbled today... the spirits feel so close.....it is comforting to let the stories take form....to see them grow wings and fly....smiling softly.....the wisdom of her Grandfather surrounding her lately so much... as He has so often when she has needed Him....The best in her comes from Him.... He was so strong...yet always gentle and kind....wild creatures would still to His touch....He was the best Man in her whole world......when she was little her Grandfather would cuddle her up before her bedtime and tell her over and over the story of her name.....it
A Girl On Her Knees Begging Pleading PleaseA girl on her knees begging pleading pleaseshe crys but no one hears.she is in pain and suffering,from all the hurt that eats at her.A girl on her knees begging pleading pleaseA girl on her knees begging pleading pleaseGOD take it all away!!all the pain and suffering,i cannot endure.the life she is leading will be no more.a new life she will live.A girl on her knees begging pleading pleaseA girl on her knees begging pleading pleasei will fight the battle.i will be free.so no more begging and pleading i will endure.A girl on her knees begging pleading please
Girls And Corpses 2 With Tera Patrick And Joslyn JamesWith Malin Gramer, Tera Patrick, Corpsy, Joslyn James, Kim Foley, Katie Kinns. Photo: Mad Passion
Sex, death, Tiger Woods, epic boobs, rock stars, porn stars and fake cadavers! It’s another wild, sexy and pseudo-scary Girls and Corpses episode on The Dr. Susan Block Show…
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Featured Guests
Tera Patrick: Current Girls and Corpses cover girl, this gorgeous adult superstar-turned-horror-star makes her second appearance on RadioSUZY1 in eleven years. So good to see Tera again, and she looks stronger yet more exquisite than ever, even just after getting off a plane. Since winding
Girlfriends Gangbang And Cyber Crisis UpdateWith Bree Daniels, Dana Dearmond, Lily Cade, Kara Price, Dan O'Connell, Elexis Monroe, Erin & Candi Girl right after our Girlfriends Gangbang. Photo: Mad Passion
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Today my sick hard drive entered the recovery lab. I feel like its in rehab and needs to dry out from too much partying. Whether they put it through detox or a clean room, I just hope they resurrect all the years of blogs, shows and archives that are somewhere in there under an avalanche of digital sludge, gasping for release.
Thanks for all your help, attempted help and comments of support. I’m glad no one so far has said they are “praying” for my hard drive because that would be too much, and there’s no evidence that other people’s prayers help hospital patients, let alone sick hard drives, anyway. In the meantime, I’m here on this “temp blog,” and want to bring you LAST Saturday’s amazing “Girlfr
A Girl An Angela girl an angel
of the world she has dreams hopes
love and hate she crys she falls apart
she pushes you away says things that make you
walk away why because she's broken she has no feeling
anymore she feels so alone in the world like a face forgotten
and no one to cry out to she gaurds her heart so it can't love
anymore she sheilds her self from love because so many times
she's given it away to only the wrong people and they bruised her
heart and shattered it and stomped on it and shoved it in her face
so she stands strong in a world where she's nothing leting it all
fall around her she's only one person not the whole world she
has so much to deal with when she trys to tell her soul begins
to break as you won't listen to her she needs a helping hand
only to make it through this tough world the only one she has
she wont let go of she loves this person so much it kills her
she fears the worst the one day that person will be gone
forever so this girl feels like an ange
Girl Who Plotted To Kill Family To Re-enter SocietyCanada's youngest mass murderer involved in the slaughter of her family is beginning her gradual reintegration back into society. The teenage girl appeared in Medicine Hat court on Tuesday, marking her last appearance in the custodial phase of a 10-year sentence for the gruesome triple murder that shocked the nation. She was just 12 when she conspired with then-23-year-old Jeremy Steinke, a man who claimed to be a 300-year-old werewolf, to kill her mother, father and eight-year-old brother. Both were convicted in separate trials of three counts of first-degree murder. She was given the maximum six years custody -- minus credit for pretrial custody -- and a four-year supervision order in connection with the April 23, 2006, air yeezy 2011 murders in her family's Medicine Hat home. Steinke is serving a life sentence with no possibility of parole for 25 years. During her trial, jurors ruled she convinced Steinke to commit the massacre so they could run off together. Steinke br
Girls...girls...and Some More Of The Usual Nutjobs..Before you hit the blog below...Here's today's October special birthday duo...show some birthday lovins too....
XBoNeR KiLLeR BaRBie@ fubar
annnddddd....
SeXXi BDAY GIRL@ fubar
And before I forget and how could I???..there's another new blog about well, another psychopath, a usery ridden misinformed futard and well, even a NSFW girl complete with video...now you know you want to click the link below and follow the happy trail....
Click here & then link in stash!...
Lots of entertainment on this brisk October day...hahah
....peace.
The Girl In The Window A funny story about a sailor who searches the ends of the earth to find his soulmate, only to find that she was just living just two blocks away from him all along.
This story has been published on Yahoo, where it is free for all to read.
Girls, Gore, Scary Sex & MoreNewsletter Of The Dr Susan Block Institute
THIS Saturday, October 22nd on The Dr. Susan Block Show Celebrate the Erotic Exotic Halloween Season withHOT GIRLS & GORE GALORE!
GirlsSome girls are major trolls online they like seeing people get mad i dont understand it period.
Girl Crazy.Stranger in origin, riding warped vinyl. Crackling unenthusiastic against the needle.My head in my hands.My hopes locked in the attic.Perhaps intact.Playthings from innocence.No place in you.Adjacent, or otherwise.I had forgot.So willingly.All the windows left open.Hard winter wandered in.All I had to do was hold on.Reality.With waning gripand that withered, weary heart.Tepid in my grasp.Some canker whispsome foreign blight....or the truth.I was never that strong.I was nothing without you.A shadow dancing quietly on the wall.Looking for that first excuse to hanglimpand with any luckunnoticed.
The Girl Next DoorThe Girl Next Door
By Jmn
You haunt my thoughts, dreams, and desires
Thinking about you in anyway, my heart admires
Waiting for a simple smile, my will never tires
Your touch ignites deep within, spreading like liquid fire
Even a small glance from you as you walk past me
Lost for a moment i shy away for fear you'll see
The blush in my cheeks, sometimes so intense I need to flee
Because in your sight is the only place I want to be
Hanging out alone with you, completely muddles my mind
Chances to tell you how I feel, when words are hard to find
Speechless I sit there, emotions screaming deep inside
Wanting to bare all to you, but instead I hide
As I start home you come in close, I'm wondering whats in store
Then you wrap your arms around me, I am wanting so much more
Your lips locking with mine, with knees so weak I could hit the floor
Right in that moment, I am secretly praying you could fall for
The girl next door
Girl Gets Hot, And, Horny, Watching Her Boyfriend Straddle, And, Get Horny On Her Sexy, Tummy
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Q: I get so hot, and, horny, watching my boyfriend, straddle, and, get, horny, on my tummy. I struggle, and, squirm a bit to help him along. I love feeling him get stiffer, harder, thicker, and, longer, pressing against, and, on, my tummy. When he is ready, he shoots hot cum all over my tummy, or, enters me - LOVE it. Is anything wrong with this - see the picture below? Jezabel Sanchez - Houston, TX
Girl Gets Very Horny When Her Boyfriend Massages/ Rubs Her Tummy
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Q: I get very horny when my boyfriend massages/ Rubs my tummy, ESPECIALLY, between my bellybutton, and, groin, while kissing me. Once he gets between my bellybutton, and, groin, he gets what he wnts. I am butter in his hands. I just want him to take me then, and, there? Is anything wrong with that? - Katina Beltran - San Antonio, TX
Girl Loves For Her Boyfriend To Play Rape Her
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Q: I just LOVE it when my boyfriend "play rapes" me, but he is very uncomfortable with it. I usually put up a token struggle, pushing his groping hands away as he undresses, then, takes me, dragging me back to the bed where he throws me on it, and, makes love to me. Is there something wrong with this? - Cheryl Stack - Austin, TX
Girl Loves It When Her Boyfriend Lays On Her, Missionary Style, And, Does Her, Nice, Slow, And, Hard
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Q: I LOVE for my boyfriend to lay on top of me, Missonary Style, and, take mem nice, slow, and, hard - is there anything wrong with that? - Debbie Schlussel - Dallas, TX
A: Most men love that position - everything they love to play with, is in fr
Girl Gets Very Horny When Her Boyfriend Caresses/massages/ Rubs Her Boobs While Laying On Top Of Her
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Q: I LOVE for my boyfriend to lay on top of me, Missonary Style,reaching under my blouse, and, gently caress/ massage/ and, rub my boobs - we stare into each other's eyes. I can feel him getting longer, stiffer, harder, throbbing, pressed firmly against me, to take me. He gently squeezes them, and, squeezes them together - this gets ne so very horny. Is there anything wrong with that? - Penelope Fuentes, Houston, TX
Girl Gets So Very Horny When Her Boyfriend Kisses, Licks, And, Sucks On Her Tummy, And, Bellybutton
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Q: I get so very horny, when ny boyfriend kisses, licks, and, sucks on my tummy, and, bellybutton. Why is that? - Julia Banks - Houston, TX
A: Most women do NOT realize the stomach is an errogenous,sensitive, and, ticklish zone, ES
"girls Night Out"
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and
cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9
times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed.... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos total = 12 cuckoos
MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
Girls Girls, WhyIf you didn't see it with your own eyes or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind & share it with your big mouth.
The Girl Can't - 692I must be in love to wed,
won't do it for money or to be fed.
Mystery often rules the free,
so hard yet, too soft for me.
A few reasons to why some run,
what is usually saught is the right one.
Its not what your parents want any more,
and can't remember what was said before.
Legally the law over and over says no,
you must follow the rules of long ago.
Can't break the rules, there isn't a way,
I'm wanted by no one, there isn't one word I can say.
Don't see the beauty in all that is good,
use to think there is someone, now no one would.
So here I go baby by my side,
out into a world, I won't hide.
Maybe one day things will get my best,
my back is sore and I'm not well dressed.
The girl can't, she won't dare,
people don't want to care.
Girls Got Rhythm - Ac/dcI've been around the world I've seen a million girls Ain't one of them got What my lady she's got She steals the spotlight Knocks me off my feet She's enough to start a landslide Just a walkin' down the street Wearing dresses so tight And looking dynamite Enough to blow me out No doubt about it can't live without it CHORUS: The girl's got rhythm The girl's got rhythm She's got the backseat rhythm The girl's got rhythm She's like a lethal brand Too much for any man She gives me first degree She really satisfies me Love me till I'm legless Aching and sore Enough to stop a freight train Or start the Third World War You know I'm losin' sleep I'm in too deep And my body needs love No doubt about it can't live without it CHORUS You know she moves like sin And when she lets me in It's like liquid love No doubt about it can't live without it CHORUS You know she really got the rhythm She's got the backseat rhythm Rock 'n' roll rhythm The girl's got rhythm
GirlsWhy is it, that the person you most want, can't be the one you get? I recently told a girl that I loved her, that I have loved her for several years. This fact was actually causing me stress and I think affecting my health. Now, this girl is several years younger than me, but she is quite mature and very smart. She is also, the most beautiful person I know. I have been afraid to tell her for a very long time, because I did not want to lose her friendship, which is very important to me, very. I truly did not want to know what it would be like to not have her in my life, in some way.
I was not able to tell her face to face. She lives in a different city than me and I am on the road with my job. But I had to tell her, so I e-mailed her. I didn't get to put everything in it that I wanted, as I didn't want to overwhelm her. But I did tell her.
She responded a couple of days later. Now, I have to tell you that I did not expect anything. Well, I did expect that she would not hav
Girls Dont Need AGirls dont need a short and tight skirt or a low cut top to impress a guy. A girl doesnt need a lot of make up on their face to look beautiful, all a girl needs to look beautiful is a nice personality, a natural smile, and to be true to themselves.
A Girl With Kaleidoscope Eyesenjoy a revival of your soul once and a while.you learn so much about yourself that way.give your third eye some love.life makes a lot more sense when you do.alter your perception.open those doors.laugh until tears flow.scare yourself silly.gain some insight.meditate and reflect.
without risk, we prevent growth.we cannot evolve without change.
The Girl That Got Awaya long time ago when i go to school this fat girl ask me out on a date and i was dumb and say no thanks bc i wanted to go out with her hot friend and 5 yaer go by when i was done school and i was thanking what if she was the one for meso you wont know love when you had it
Girls Get ButterfliesGirls get butterflies. Guys get boners. Girls play hard to get...Guys play to get hard.
Girls Are The Best Vehicles In The WorldGirls are the best vehicles in the world because: 2 beautiful headlights in front, 2 great bumbers at the back, self-lubricating when hot, finger touch ignition automatic engine oil change every month. any type of pistons fit, multiple seating styles & adjustments. great accessories, automatic and manuall drive from both sides. ready 4 test drive any time.. ;)
Girls Spend Hours Deciding What To WearSleep is just like sex; the more you get, the more you want.
Condoms & Hearts...When either one breaks, shit gets ugly.
Girls spend hours deciding what to wear, and all guys do is try to picture us naked.
The Girl Behind The MirrorShe lay amidst the sheets, vacant stare, a far away expression on her pale face. I suppose is was the contrast midst the room, the red and white, the black of the curtains and bedposts, a floor that once was carpet now stained with the lifeblood of the young girl that lay before me. the wounds on her were unlike that of any animal yet the violence of the scene belied that of a human struggle that took place that is for certain. Yet of course it wouldn't have been so otherwise they wouldn't have called me.
The Immediate certainty was that she would wake remembering the experience. Either one of joy or sorrow that was no matter but she couldn't be allowed to change free of shackles. at first I was loathe to chain a subject while they were... still mind you dead I don't know why, something in me felt that the last shred of humanity should not be torn from this coil with a cold chains binding so to this plane. the strength of a new changed was that of a hundred strong men hence the sha
Girls , This Is Just For, You...I Want No Other
Stay with me, I shall want no other love
You light up my life, with each passing day from above
Now that I have found you, I will not let you get away
For in my heart, is where you will freely stay
Being in love, I have no fear
Speaking to you I will always say, dear
The beauty of your smile and the warmth of your heart
This was seen on the angel's chart
The great inner beauty that you do possess
As we are together, now with this we will be blessed
This won me over, right from the starts
I sit here thinking of you;
I never want us to part, the memories and longing are well overdue
It must be the love that I have for you
So, pleased to meet you and how do you do
The words that I whisper are real but true
Girl On The RunGirl on the Run
Never really had her. Her love was like sandThat slipped through my hands.Never could believe her.All beautiful liesBehind beautiful eyes.Girl on the runAlways runnin from someone.Why don't you insteadTry runnin to me?Girl on the runLife is always undoneBy mistakes that we makeWhen there's nowhere to be.Girl on the run,Run to be with me.
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The Girl I WantA connection so right
You can see the glow
From a passion so bright
It melts the snow
That froze
Upon my desolate soul.
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Girl CrushJust a quick, random post. Girl Crushes. All crushes, really. Isnt she cute?
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Girl Students RevengeGirl Students Revenge
Total humiliation of the male femdom story. Male is inslaved by dominant girls.
Bob was an eighteen-year-old young man. He had just gone to SouthCollege a mixed country college. He had been a student in the college for several weeks and was a member of the football team. He enjoyed drinking, messing around and trying unsuccessfully to get off with female students. On the previous Saturday night he had been out drinking with the team and Guy had picked up one of the female students a slightly overweight and ugly girl called Alice. Alice had matched the team drink for drink in the clubs but had then passed out. Guy then suggested that they should go to the clubhouse and that the new boys should gang bang her to prove how macho they were. Bob was not keen on this but went along with it. When they got back to the clubhouse Guy stripped the unconscious girl and after her unconscious body plump with a large pair of fat breasts had been assaulted by various
A Girl Came Skipping Home From School One DayA girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said. "Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy. The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
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Gir Urban Dictionary5. gir 54 up, 33 down love ithate it
1) The noise angry things make
2) A robot in a popular nick show "Invader Zim".
3) To be annoying and have a short attention span (like the toon "GIR")
1:
a) You so ugly
b) gir >:(
2:
a) Lets watch Invader Zim.
b) ok. I love GIR.
3)
a) YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
b) what?
a) YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUU!!
b) You are so Gir.
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