“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
“Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.”
“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
“The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.”
“I am awake, I might as well be drinking”
“It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the wine, or any other reason.”
“Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.”
“Responsible Drinking? Now that's an Oxymoron.”
“I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.”
“Drinking is a way of ending the day”
“Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death”
“My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.”