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Diggin' Tha Flow?
I gotta do what it is I gotta do, Make them moves so smooth-like tha asphalt’s left wit grooves... Wit nothin’ but schytt to prove to you, Tha light’s bein’ construed, but I can see thru tha clouds to blue It’s bout time the crops grew, Reap the sewn and complete the impossible... Dreams of Murcielagos ‘bouta come true, Plottin’ exotics; customized rides all lockable... I’m coppin’ two... unstoppable once I get funding like DiVinci Un-spottable in ice, sean john or Givenchy “Gi’vench’y”, Comprenez-vous, non ou oui...? You ain’t privy to an international mentality Irrational flows drown those, burn & float on Swerve on crafts of herbals an’ byrds wit bur-bon Marinated… under my tongue I’m salivatin’ In marriage, copulatin’ off track engagement... ProVherb aka BlaqHorse =.= 8.23.07
Dig Graves
Woman: Do you dig graves? Neil: Yeah, yeah, they're all right, yeah. (Nasty)
Digging Holes
Maybe the Best Blonde Joke Ever! > > Two blonde girls were > working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and > the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up > one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next > street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a > hole, the other girl filling it in again. An onlooker was amazed at > their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he > asked the hole digger, 'I'm impressed by the effort you two are > putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, > only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?' The hole > digger wiped her brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably looks > odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who > plants the trees called in sick.'
“digging In The Dirt”
Digging in the Dirt almost cost me my Soul ! The story of one man’s “escape” Every real pilot has a dream, live on an airport or better still have a runway and/or heliport at your home. Think of it. Up in the morning, out the door, into the chopper and away for the day. What could be better! When the time comes to purchase a new home or piece of property to build, the underlying motive whether conscious or not, is how are the approaches - clear of obstacles? If not, can I clear a path? Where will the hanger be? I can put a pad here and easily land on my new dolly and simply slide the chopper in and out. Too easy! All these questions, but I can overcome. Take my case - I got lucky. I found 22 beautiful treed acres, 1700 foot grass runway, a hanger, some fencing, 2500 feet of driveways and the nearest neighbor lived 1500 feet on the other side of the woods. What could be better - NOTHING! All that was needed was a little fix up here, a little touch up there and Wall
Digging Into Percy's Future And Tremane's Mouth
He worked away and not wishing to delve too far into the past Trevalyan changed the subject asking “How did you manage to get such a sore nose, my friend?” “I was just on my way to take the first steps in getting a new partner when I came across a Termite Tree and the temptation was too great. I just had to stick my nose in for a nibble,” he confided. Percy snorted at the delicate way Tremane had described his near anialation of half the Termite tree but refrained from commenting. Trevalyan ignored the snort and asked Tremane “How do you expect to reach those parts that are required to light a Tapir’s Touchpaper with a smile like that?” asked Trevalyan in a non-condescending manner. Even so poor Tremane felt rather embarrassed by the scrutiny he was being subjected to. He had no way of escape because Percy sat on guard outside and Trevalyan had him well pinned down. Anyway he realised that Trevalyan had a point although Tremane always thought that charm was enough to light
Digging A Hole (a Gimptastic Original)
Digging a hole Burying it all, but your losing your soul Blame no one but yourself when you dig to deep You are the product of your own self defeat You define yourself through self inflicted pain You search for the storm clouds just to complain about the rain Your are a victim of choice, not of circumstance Hide like a hermit just because you dont have the guts to take a stand Cutting out the ones you love like a cancer Remove them from your life when you dont like thier answers You fear the truth like the monster under your bed Cant handle being wrong, so you run away instead This is the last time I will offer my hand I suggest you take it while you still have the chance Going against the grain just to prove you have control I'm begging you, stop digging this hole
Digging Deep
I'm often told that I come across as so many things, some positive and some negative. I just thought I'd give a lil insight on myself: 1. I am for the most part confident, but at the same time, I doubt myself alot. I doubt my looks, my personality, my ability to do something well. I thrive on compliments and positive feedback. I'm not saying I'd crawl into a hole if I didn't get them, but I'd be lying if I said that they didn't make me feel good. There are some days that I have a very low opinion of myself and I hate that. 2. I set goals for myself and when I don't make them, well I feel let down and less of a person. I want to succeed and be appreciated at what I have to offer. 3. I am as outgoing in real life as I am on here, BUT if I am around someone I like, then I'll go a bit shy and quiet until the other person starts the conversation up. 4. I come across as this tough bitch but in reality, I get my feelings hurt easily, either by words or actions. I say things in a s
Digging My Own Grave
Scratching and clawing at my skinTearing into my fleshDigging deeper in my existenceThe memories in my mind are the fuel for this machine.Where did I go wrong?Dig deep to find outKeep digging through the skin, through the flesh that makes us human.Through the deepest trenches of blood that flows,through our veins.Dig deeperKeep digging my mind saysHell...I'm digging my own graveLost answers never recoveredHow do i get my closure?Block out the memories and hide the pain inside.My closets full of painful skeletons begging to get out.Beneath the floorboards, skeletons lie that I've put to restBut those don't compare.Fuck, I need silenceMy soul is screaming"Release me, I demand you!"Pounding on the door of my mind.He's sat fire to the forest that protects the garden!Watch as it withers and burnsMy psyche shattered and my soul escapes.Nothing left, just a shell of a manThe garden and forest destroyedOnly ash and darkness remainA catatonic man in a straightjacketStaggering and stumbling thro
Digging A Hole (repost)
Digging a holeBurying it all, but your losing your soulBlame no one but yourself when you dig to deepYou are the product of your own self-defeatYou define yourself through self-inflicted painYou search for the storm clouds just to complain about the rainYour are a victim of choice, not of circumstanceHide like a hermit just because you don’t have the guts to take a standCutting out the ones you love like a cancerRemove them from your life when you don’t like their answersYou fear the truth like the monster under your bedCan’t handle being wrong, so you run away insteadThis is the last time I will offer my handI suggest you take it while you still have the chanceGoing against the grain just to prove you have controlI'm begging you, stop digging this hole
Digging Up Dad
THETFORD, Vt. -- A Vershire man has been accused of digging up his father's remains and bringing them home with him because he missed his late father.   Dominik A. Bailey Jr., 43, has been charged with felony removal of human remains after allegedly digging up the cremated man's remains from a Vershire graveyard.   Thetford police said they received a call from Bailey's mother on Friday telling authorities that she believed her son had gone and dug up her husband's cremated remains, taking the remains and the headstone home with him. The mother said she was going to check the grave site and later told police all she saw at the site was a hole in the ground.   According to court papers, Bailey phoned his aunt in Connecticut admitting he took the remains home. The aunt said Bailey had talked about taking his father's remains home for months, but said she did not believe he would actually do it. The aunt also told police Bailey has made several threats to shoot relatives.   The au
Digging To China
yesterday afternoon a lovely sunny day slight cool breeze dad mum and myself are sitting out on the back patio having a cuppa and chat. im sitting next to mum our backs to the house so that we both can see out into the yard she leans over to me and says "i think tigger is dingging to china" (tigger the orange cat that inhabits my parents house) i lean over and take a look down at the back fence and sure enough there he is in the tan bark digging a hole we watch for a few moments then he jumps forward over the hole and arches his back lifts his tail "mum i think he is straining" dad sitting to the side of us raises an eyebrow looks then says to us, "what did you do on the christmas holidays? we watched the cat having a crap"  lol mind you both me and mum were laughing at the cat straining and the cat was looking back at us with the you bastards! look
Digg Megan Fox By Julia
Digi Cam Me Nakid
made u look u freaks! lmao Any who.. I saw the digital camera laptop combo I want. Its going to be sweet.. and cost me around $2000 lmao oh well.. hahahahha I want the cannon or the sony digital slr camera's .. That would mean I'd have one expensive hobby! But I do like photography.. I took it in junior high. :) I was pretty good.. at taking pics of people,still stuff, animals.. man animals would pose for me! thats weird.. :P I'd not take any of me.. well. 1 or 2.. with the new camera.. I don't want my mug to break the $300 lens hehehe I need to buy the camera soon.. I have a friend that might visit me.. maybe.. we'll see. Man I want that new camera in time for the party! lol
Digital Camera
Im looking to buy a Good, not cheap nor super expensive Digital Camera.. anybody have knowledge to help me pick one out and start taking more pics.. i know everyone loves more pictures. and i want to give lots
Digimon Frontier- Bring Me To Life
Digital Camera
Got a new camera today. I guess I will have to go play with it tonight. :) Will take new pics of me and David this weekend.
Dig It.
I'mma move to Texas, where I shall chill with Courty for a bit and drink her beer before we road-trip it to Cali, where I shall reach my destination in Hanford. Mmm, Cali-tastic. From there, I dunno. But I'mma do somethin'.
Dig It
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Di Giorno® Easy Chicken Cacciatore With Light Ravioli
1 pkg. (9 oz.) DI GIORNO Light Cheese Ravioli 2 boneless skinless chicken breast halves, cut into strips 1 large green pepper, thinly sliced 1 pkg. (15 oz.) DI GIORNO Marinara Sauce PREPARE pasta as directed on package. MEANWHILE, spray large nonstick skillet with cooking spray. Add chicken; cook and stir on medium-high heat until cooked through. Add green pepper; cook and stir 1 minute. STIR in sauce; cook on low heat 1 minute or until thoroughly heated. Toss with pasta. Serve with KRAFT 100% Grated Parmesan Cheese, if desired
***digital Television (dtv)regulatory Information***
Digital Television (DTV)Regulatory Information DTV is a new type of broadcasting technology that will transform television as we now know it. DTV technology will allow broadcasters to offer television with movie-quality picture and CD-quality sound, along with a variety of other enhancements. DTV technology can also be used to transmit large amounts of other data into the home, which may be accessible by using your computer or television set. Log onto, for the FCC's consumer-oriented DTV website. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What is the digital television transition? At midnight on February 17, 2009, all full-power television stations in the United States will stop broadcasting in analog and switch to 100% digital broadcasting. Digital broadcasting promises to provide a clearer picture and more programming options and will free up airwaves for use by emergency responders.What is the TV Converter Box Coupon Program? Congress created
Digital Foci's Pmp
CES: Digital Foci's Portable Media Player Sucks Content Directly Off CF & SD Cards And Memory Sticks Posted by David Berlind, Jan 8, 2008 01:58 PM » E-Mail » Print » Write To Editor » Digg » Slashdot DisplayLink may have one of the most killer technologies to be on display here in Las Vegas at the Consumer Electronics Show. But one of the killer products is Digital Foci's Picture Porter Elite. It's a hard drive-based portable digital media player for digital photos, videos, and music. So what you say? Everyone has something like that? What is really remarkable about the Picture Porter Elite is how it totally eliminates the need for a PC to copy content from something like your digital camera's CF or SD card onto its hard drive. How many times have you been in that situation where your camera's memory card is full and you need to clear it off so you can take more pictures or video. Normally, you need a PC to do this. You'd attach the camera to your PC, down
Digital Music Ind, Challenged
Read More About: Audio • CES Digital Music Industry Challenged to Follow Fans' Lead Music industry executives at the Billboard Digital Music Live conference at CES discussed what the industry needs to do to meet the needs of music fans who appear to be running the show. Elizabeth Montalbano, IDG News Service Wednesday, January 09, 2008 1:45 PM PST Recommend this story?Yes 1 VotesNo 0 VotesPlease Wait... At the Consumer Electronics Show this year it's clear that consumers are making choices that are driving industry changes, and nowhere is that more evident than in the digital-music business. Music industry and technology executives convened for the Billboard Digital Music Live conference Wednesday to talk about what those in the business need to do to meet the needs of music fans who appear to be running the show. "2008 has to be the year we get real or the business as we know it goes away," said Fred Goldring, an entertainment attorney with Goldring Hertz & Lichte
Digital Camera Basics
Most people do not know much about Digital Cameras so they buy based off brand or price. So this is my best input for you, since 99% of the idiots in the stores dont know anything that is not written on the box. So here are the basics. 1. MP = Mega Pixel this is how fine a picture it can take this is first and formost but also the higher is not always better il explain later. 2. Optical Zoom - this is more important then most poeple relisse, the problem is store people always try to sell you on the digital zoom. So let me explain digital zoom. Digital zoom is software created zoom of what it sees, and no matter how high it is, if the MP of the camera is low enough, then well yoru picture will pixilate very quickly. Pixilation is when the picture looks like lots of tiny dots and not a picture at all. However you must relise even the highest MP cameras can not stop this process when using digital zoom, because its effectivly guessing when using the digital. So always get the
I count the time with you in LCD readout numerical expressions of you You fade momentarily and I drift then awaken in alarm to your passions. Flashing, your anger disarms me, I am powerless forgive me. And in the darkness, in the faint glow of twilight we touch with a rhythm a motion and join in timeless ecstasy.
Digital Transition Looms
Digital Transition Looms, but Do Americans Have a Right to TV? In his biweekly trends column, PM's tech editor crunches the numbers on just how much it costs to get everyone onboard the digital bandwagon. By Glenn Derene Next February, somewhere in America, someone out there is going to flip on his tube for some Law & Order: SVU and see nothing but fuzz. He'll probably grapple with his rabbit ears and pound the side of his aging CRT, but no amount of cajoling will bring back Ice-T's interrogation room or Richard Belzer's last unfunny stand. That's because on Tuesday, Feb. 17, 2009, the FCC will repossess the analog spectrum from the major television broadcasters and the networks will go all-digital. Most of us get our television reception from either cable or satellite and will therefore be unaffected by the change—but 17 million U.S. households still rely upon analog, over-the-air broadcasts for their TV. If those viewers don't upgrade to digital televisions or purchase digita
Digital Dance
by latenitefantasy© you click your mouse and I am the melody with a keystroke I am your ivory piano you play me like an old blues tune as your words tease my computer screen I am the notes driving your mainframe stored on your harmonious hard drive I am your memory chip that keeps you alive so lets burn this cd and make our computers dance....
Digital Sterility
Digital Sterility by LateNiteFantasy© Late Nite Fantasy likes to prostitute poetic verse. Katherine, being his current little e-kitty wife, anoints his keystrokes with naughty verbiage Late Nite Fantasy an internet adulterate with alliteration, germinates words of decadence filling substratum storage in Katherine’s hard drive. Both are climatic online receivers deceiving reality with starlight bliss, without ever giving each other one kiss.... ....
Digital Djs Are Lame
I came to the revelation today that I can't keep canning computer DJ's constantly without giving reasons as to why. So, here goes, keeping in mind that I think studio sets should only be done on computer, never decks. I'm talking about live sets here. First and foremost, computer DJs are fucking boring as hell to watch. A single finger on a track pad, controlling things on a screen the crowd can't see is not in the least entertaining, especially when compared to someone handling CDs or records. Secondly, because computer DJs are generally so busy fucking around with effects or trying to find music on their hard drive, they tend not to pay attention to the crowd, which has the dual effect of decreasing their physical antics behind the decks, and dulling their track selection. However, this is not a concrete rule, and does not apply to all computer DJs. Anyone who has seen me DJ knows that I go bonkers up in the booth dancing and entertaining the crowd. I will always live by the mant
Digital Lifelessness
Digital Lifelessness Digital promises Of love Of want Of need Hidden in the glare Of radioactive projections Forbidden messages In electronic bottles Carelessly cast adrift On binary waves For machines to distribute To virtual dreamers Overflowing with Despair Loneliness And a desire to be needed A girl missing the world As the unknown Boy next door Is doing the same Looking for life In the worst of places.
The Digits
So I'm getting a lot of traffic on my page & in my shoutbox. I thought I'd share this one, because I know some of my FU friends can have some fun with it. ATLBorn-Dr...: Just here to meet new people and make friendships.... ->ATLBorn-Dr...: well I don't know who you are, so you're a stranger to me ATLBorn-Dr...: U aren't a I really can't see u traveling to stalk me....can u? lol ->ATLBorn-Dr...: do you like giving your number out to strangers? ATLBorn-Dr...: hey, text me 803-295-2144 or yahoo messenger andre_d_wells
Digital Bath By Hood Mood
want one of your photos dipped in the Digital Bath?
Digital Short - Great Day
Digital Media
Dig My Grave
I'm useless to this world You've shoved me out I think I'm gonna hurl What do you want You don't want to care Whatever I say I'm not really there I guess its okay when I'm not around I wish it was fine All I want is for you to smile I wish I didn't have to cry Refuge is more than a mile Are you done screaming yet You're loud enough now How am I ever gonna forget Ive been through hell and back An I came home to this Heartbreak and heart attack I'm never getting saved Cuz my savior left town And forgot to dig my grave Its very cold down below In the place where bad people go So why'd you let me turn from you Why do you do those things you do I tried to obey But that never made it okay Everything was fine til I finally left Are you done screaming yet You're loud enough now How am I ever gonna forget Ive been through hell and back An I came home to this Heartbreak and heart attack I'm never getting saved Cuz my savior left town And forgot to di
Dig - Mudvayne
I was on one of my hardedt road missions the first time I heard this song. I had just returned from leave and was pretty fucked in the head to begin with. Luckily they knew this and sent my buddy Danny as my driver. This was the first all pagan wrecker crew they had sent out. We were stuck in Camp Beuring, Kuwait for 13 days waiting for the unit we were hauling north. The orders came in that we were going to Ramadi, Iraq. One of the most dangerous areas at the time. Me and Danny spent the down time getting our road tunes together, and hanging with the only other military supported pagan circle in Kuwait. It was rough going on the roads up to Ramadi. We had frequent stops and had to stay awake in case of attack. Danny had made a CD including this song which kicks ass. I remember once hearing it, that I asked him "Did that guy just say Sucking on a motherfuking tailpipe?" He didn't know, but three days later he came up to me and said that it was. I had forgotten all about it
Dignity, Compassion, Civil Rights Shot Dead By Fl Police, Film At 11
Earlier this week, a 21-year-old Florida woman who had been raped was arrested by the police to whom she was reporting the assault, denied bail, and jailed for two days, on the basis of an outstanding warrant for a juevenile offense. While in custody, she was prevented from taking a legal, FDA-approved morning-after pill because that conflicted with a jail medical supervisor's personal religious beliefs. The nature of the outstanding warrant? Failure to pay a fine, which the woman's lawyer says she had, in fact, paid. Any comment I could make here would be superfluous. St. Petersburg Times story
Dignity does not float down from heaven...It is a reward reserved for those who labor with diligence.
I see before me a path of emptiness and darkness There is no joy since what little light that there was died The one spark that made each step before Was killed without rhyme, reason or care Not by my hand But by the hand of another Therefore, without a look back to the past I continue down this path Any new light ignored and treated as if it is not there Any scream heard after the path is told shall be ignored Far too late for me to care The truth of that destruction is all I care about at this point Nothing else is there Left behind again Being left is all I am good for I am nothing more than the means to an end And I have accepted that I know the truth Once you've bowed You leave the crowd My heart has bowed Let it leave the crowd with some amount Of dignity Spare me any words, thoughts or attempts That will kill the dignity that I have left
Dignity—the word itself—has come to mean different things to different people, as many words do. It doesn't just mean always being stiff and composed. It means a belief in oneself, that one is worthy of the best. Dignity means that what I have to say is important, and I will say it when it's important for me to say it. Dignity really means that I deserve the best treatment I can receive. And that I have the responsibility to give the best treatment I can to other people.
Dig Pinpoints Stonehenge Origins
Dig pinpoints Stonehenge origins By James Morgan Science reporter, BBC News The excavation is documented in a BBC Timewatch special Archaeologists have pinpointed the construction of Stonehenge to 2300 BC - a key step to discovering how and why the mysterious temple was built. The radiocarbon date is said to be the most accurate yet and means the ring's original bluestones were put up 300 years later than previously thought. The dating is the major finding from an excavation inside the henge by Profs Tim Darvill and Geoff Wainwright. The duo found evidence suggesting Stonehenge was a centre of healing. Others have argued that the monument was a shrine to worship ancestors, or a calendar to mark the solstices. A documentary following the progress of the recent dig has been recorded by the BBC Timewatch series. It will be broadcast on Saturday 27 September. Date demand For centuries, archaeologists have marvelled at the construction of Stonehe
Digress, Regress, Depress A Blade Into My Chest
Hard Yes I am thanks for asking But I feel so soft Lead me astray; I can be played right now Gamed on like a fool right now Seeing something that really isn’t straight right now There’s a big red curve in my view A slant that leaves everything else skewed How did a little itch bloat so huge? Now my body is infused With a need to leave tool marks Be bitten by a shark, or a tiger… Or some other vicious predator To which I would surrender Happy to fill, just let me bite back and we’ll Be fine Be mine Mmmmmmmmm Put me in your mouth Stab me at the source of my shout I’m usually quiet but right now I have some sounds I’d like to get out Fuck I have a lot I’d like to get out Like to get you out Run a marathon of suicidal proportions Kill myself on the notion that I can be satisfied…. I’ve lost the path; I don’t know what I’m saying Let me go open a vein and get back to you later
Dig The Hole (sonnet)
I have walked alone throughout this sad life With a heavy heart and eyes full of tears I've prayed for an end to the pain and strife Someway to silence all my inner fears But the simple answers have never came So I live a life without direction Lost, fading away like a dying flame A victim of natural selection Without love and warmth one cannot survive Barely breathing, my soul knows only hurt I long for that which I have been deprived But my tragic life is worthless as dirt Dead inside from a world that is so cold Bury me today, dig the f***ing hole
Dig This
ok so my son's mom just called me, we try to be friends for the sake of the kid, I haven't had a real relationship since july 07, partly because I was usually busy, with work the kid and recording. Any way she made that relationship a living hell for me and the girl, so I was messin around with a girl on the LOW LOW, but it didnt work. BACK TO THE POINT, we have been apart since 8/28/06 thats rite OH FUCKIN SIX and she called me ten minutes ago and started harassing me about a phone bill she found, in a box of my paperwork and mail, I apparently left behind, and she is flippin out about 3 year old phone calls I allegedly made to other girls while we were still together, WHAT THE FUCK. I seriously dont know what to do, I seriously dont, I told her I live in the present and she can have fun livin in 2006 cuz its 2009 in my world, and I put my son first. will this ever stop? thanks for lettin me vent I feel a lil bit better
Dig Up Her Bone
The clock strikes midnight I'm holding myself tightAnd as the wind blows outside it fills my heart with frightI'm use to you being by my sideBut now I'm all alone and you're nowhere in sightI cry tears of blood at your graveI'd do anything to bring you back but now I'm enslavedTo a life of loneliness, tremendous painBelieve me when I say I'd give my life just to see you againThe demons took your life and now I'm all aloneNo friends, no family I live in an empty homeThe white pads and the jacket are okayBut it gets uncomfortable when I'm thinkin' of the painI'm gonna see in my mind now my hearts turned blackIf I get hold of the knife that murdered you I'd take it backBut if I can't have then nobody canSo please forgive me and believe me I'll see you on the other endI was on my wayThe product stings my veinsI'm gonna dig up her boneI'm not going to let her die die dieIt's been awhile ever since you've seen my faceNever should of pulled my mind you should have left me erasedEverytime I cl
A Diiferent Kind Of Christmas Poem
FIRST OFF I WANT TO GIVE MY FRIEND RAGNARD CREDIT FOR THIS I COULDNT NOT REPOST THIS IN A BLOG OF MY OWN, ITS JUST SO TOUCHING..... A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to se
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[]D ii N K C0ND0{}V{} ((try an read what it says)) YOU MUST PLAY! OR A MAN WILL APPEAR BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND WILL KILL YOU! THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOUR LIFE IS TO PICK THE CONDOM THAT REPRESENTS YOUR LOVE LIFE! OH BY THE WAY, DO NOT IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IF YOU DO HE WILL COME AT THE TIME 2:16 AT NIGHT AND KILL YOU! BLACK Condom: Single, Looking For the right Someone, But Hating Being Single! Orange Condom: Taken And About To Break Up Red Condom: Single & confused & hating it Pink Condom: Taken And Happy =) Purple Condom: Taken and confused about what's going wrong with your relationship Trojan Condom: Like someone who doesn't like you back Tye-dye Condom: Just taken. BLUE CONDOM:Single and like someone, but confused as to whether they like you back or not Teal Condom: Like someone who likes you back but not going out Clear Condom: Just broke up with sumone or they broke up with you, but still have feelings for them NO CO
Dijon-deviled Eggs
INGREDIENTS: * 6 hard-boiled eggs * 2 tablespoons mayonnaise * 1 1/2 teaspoons Dijon mustard * 1 green onion, very thinly sliced (slice a little of the green and keep separate from white) * a few leaves of fresh flat-leaf parsley, finely chopped, optional * freshly ground black pepper * salt, to taste * paprika, optional PREPARATION: Halve or quarter eggs; scoop yolks into a small bowl. Mash well; add mayonnaise and Dijon until desired consistency is reached. Stir in white part of sliced onion and most of the chopped parsley. Taste and add salt and pepper to taste.Using a small teaspoon or pastry bag, fill egg white halves or quarters. Sprinkle with sliced green onion and remaining parsley. Sprinkle with a little pepper and/or paprika, if desired. Makes 12 halves, 24 quarters. Using a small teaspoon or pastry bag, fill egg white halves or quarters. Sprinkle with sliced green onion and remaining parsley. Sprinkle with a little pepper and
Dijon-herb Pork Roast
From: Campbell's Kitchen Prep: 10 minutes Cook: 1 hour 45 minutes Stand: 10 minutes Serves: 8 Ingredients: 1 tsp. minced fresh rosemary leaves or 1/4 teaspoon dried rosemary leaves, crushed 1 tsp. minced fresh parsley or 1/4 teaspoon dried parsley flakes 1 tsp. minced fresh thyme leaves or 1/4 teaspoon dried thyme leaves, crushed 2 1/2- to 3-pound boneless pork loin roast 1/2 cup red currant jelly 1/4 cup Dijon-style mustard 1 tbsp. cornstarch 1 cup Swanson® Chicken Stock 1/2 cup fresh whole-wheat bread crumbs Vegetable cooking spray Directions: Stir the rosemary, parsley and thyme in a small bowl. Cut small slits into the surface of the pork and stuff the herb mixture into the slits. Place the pork into the roasting pan. Roast at 325°F. for 1 hour. Heat the jelly, mustard, cornstarch and stock in a 1-quart saucepan over medium heat to a boil. Cook and stir until the mixture boils and thickens. Spoon about 1/4 cup stock mixture over the pork. Sprinkle wit
2 weeks no cigs and i still feel like raping the earth and burning it all. don't fuck with me. ill tear ya limb from fucken limb 8===================================================D suck it.
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Dilana Will Win Tonight!!
I have a feeling that she will be recording and touring with Supernova... The reason is,for the last 5 years,I have been telling the world about this other rocking girl named Lennon! Who as a matter of fact is on tour with Motley Crue and Aerosmith,and Dilana reminds me of her,not a copy,but there are alot of girls out there right now who are doing their own thing,and can give the guy singers a run for their money in this business we call rock and roll... Dilana has a great original song called,"SuperSoul",and she could more than likely tonight become the SuperSoul of Supernova.. check out Lennon at and if Dilana doesn't get the gig,she still will make it on her own,HELLSOUTH RECORDS,would sign her on the spot..
Yesterday I forgot to breathe for like the 6th time this week. Maybe it was the pink cloud strafed sky that changed my mind and brought me back Seems like every day it's kill or be killed... With all this anger there is no time to inhale and progress And catch the smell of something that you once knew. Have you ever stopped raised your face up to the sun and screamed Let it out exhale the pain That strangulates your soul, when will I be free My lungs take in the fragrance of remorse, what is the cost, am I living, If you let your lungs fill up with pain then you will drown in your own regret. My arms feel so numb my heart palpitates missing a beat. The blood freezing in my veins. the taste of rust in my mouth. So today I just threw it all away Though the light burns my eyes I will not be blind, If you blink you could miss so much. please don't ever close your eyes
life used to be life-like now it's more like showbiz i wake up in the night and i don't know where the bathroom is and i don't know what town i'm in or what sky i am under and i wake up in the darkness and i don't have the will anymore to wonder everyone has a skeleton and a closet to keep it in and your mine every song has a you a you that the singer sings to and you're it this time baby, you're it this time when i need to wipe my face i use the back of my hand and i like to take up space just because i can and i use my dress to wipe up my drink i care less and less what people think and you are so lame you always dissapoint me it's kind of like our running joke but it's really not funny and i just want you to live up to the image of you i create i see you and i'm so unsatisfied i see you and i dialate so i'll walk the plank and i'll jump with a smile if i'm gonna go down i'm gonna do it with style and you won't see me surrender you won't hear me confess 'cuz you've left me with not
dilatory \DIL-uh-tor-ee\adjective;    1.  Tending to put off what ought to be done at once; given to procrastination.    2.  Marked by procrastination or delay; intended to cause delay; -- said of actions or measures.
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Dildo Prank Call
Dildo Song
Music Video:THE DILDO SONG (by Funny Videos)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone
The Dildo Song
i jes dont know what to think!!!
The Dildo Song
The Dildo Song Lmao
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Dildo Diaries This is fucking awesome! cant put it in my stash though, it might be viewed as NSFW. and i just had a mummm taken off that was thought of as that. I dont agree with that, it was only a question on if i should continue looking for another guy to add to our poly family to make it a quad. oh well...injoy the vid.
Dildo Song Beware...
Dildo Song.....fuckin Funny
Dildo Story.... Lol Funny As Hell
A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort with an extremely healthy sex drive, so he thought he'd buy her a little something to keep her occupied while he was gone. He went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old man said, "Well, We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied except---" and he stopped. "Except what?" the man asked. "Nothing, nothing." C'mon, tell me! I need something!" Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is The Voodoo Penis." "So what's up with this Voodoo Penis?" he asked. The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out a very old wooden box, carved with strange symbols and erotic images. He opened it, and there la
Dildo Song
A Dildo (story
I am stiff and cold, yet soft to the touch -- phallic. I remain hidden, stuffed in a drawer, my body nestling between folded fabrics. My skin, latex scented and soft covering a hard frame interior, remains motionless in the silent darkness. Electrified, I can vibrate on command, the turn of a dial ignites and excites me, adjusting me from a faint hum all the way to an ecstatic moan. But tucked way I remain static, the vibration but idle potential within me. I can only wait, without moving, unchanged for no dildo can cease to be a dildo. It was toward evening one day -- was it my first or thousandth evening? I couldn't tell, the unchanging darkness confuses me and time becomes a fantasy. If I guess, I would say it was more than just one day, but yes, certainly less than a thousand, yet how much more, how much less? The thought befuddles me. It was toward evening in summer, the constant vibration of the cooling system was felt within my drawer, the faint drone a continuing song of hop
The Dildo Story
In order for this to make ANY sense you have to understand I am a fabricator of sorts.I am too cheap to buy something I can build or make or if I am bored I will invent something interesting.I am known in my neighborhood for this.I am often heard saying if I cant fix aint broke,or you dont really need it I had the lady a few houses down come over an ask me while I was tinkering about my garage if I could really fix anything.I replied yes pretty much .(see above quote) It was at this time I noticed her carrying a brown paper bag.She sheepishly handed me the bag ,I took the bag an hesitantly opened it.Inside the bag was one of hte biggest vibrators I have ever seen.She asked me if I would try an fix it.I was about 10 beers deep an said sure what the hell ,the kids were gone as was the wife.She smiled a smile about like some kid anticipating the arrival of Christmas an went on her way.I shrugged opened another cold beer an put the device on my bench an started to take i
The Dildo Song I don't know if this is gonna work if it don't please tell me....
You grab that big dildo and lube up the tremendous shaft until it's dripping with lube, then hold the tube to my cunt hole and squeeze lube directly into my sticky pussy. I'm worked into a frenzy now, I want to do it this time, I can't wait for you to plunge that fat thing up my pussy. I'm like an animal driven mad with desire and lust, and I beg you to fuck me soon! You smile knowingly and place the head at my opening. With slow deliberate pressure you begin entering my quivering hole. No folds of flesh to drag against the shaft or get tugged inside by its thickness, just a 3 inch shaft forcing directly against my pussy hole, steadily forcing it open wider. At first there's no resistance, I'm absolutely soaked with lube and the head enters easily at first. Your one hand firmly coaxing my inner thigh muscles to submit while your other hand keeps a steady pressure on that massive dildo. Soon, unbelievably, the head is in me. I'm completely helpless but I try to rock my hips to
The Dildo
The Dildo by MungoParkIII© I am stiff and cold, yet soft to the touch -- phallic. I remain hidden, stuffed in a drawer, my body nestling between folded fabrics. My skin, latex scented and soft covering a hard frame interior, remains motionless in the silent darkness. Electrified, I can vibrate on command, the turn of a dial ignites and excites me, adjusting me from a faint hum all the way to an ecstatic moan. But tucked way I remain static, the vibration but idle potential within me. I can only wait, without moving, unchanged for no dildo can cease to be a dildo. It was toward evening one day -- was it my first or thousandth evening? I couldn't tell, the unchanging darkness confuses me and time becomes a fantasy. If I guess, I would say it was more than just one day, but yes, certainly less than a thousand, yet how much more, how much less? The thought befuddles me. It was toward evening in summer, the constant vibration of the cooling system was felt within my drawer, the fai
Dildolicking. And Other Ways To Ruin A Porno.
I can't help but cringe when a girl slobers all over her dildo after she pummelled her vagina with it for five minutes. It ruins the porno for me. Don't do that. That is disgusting. It's not like they're doing it because they like it. They think guys like it. And it's not so much the eating trap-sap that grosses me out, it's the look on her face. When it comes time to slobber, they'll look at the camera and try to be all sexy like, "Look at me, isn't this hot? Don't you like this?".. No, I don't. Stop now. Dammit, I orgasmed and didn't know it because I was too busy watching you slurp cunt juice off a bodyless cock. I also hate watching guys get blowjobs. But I think that goes without saying. Pretty much any sucking of anything fallic is gross. Especially a live throbbing penis. And the guy always grunts. Yuck. He's like, "Yeah baby, suck it." And I'm like, "Click, click, right-click, delete, right-click recycle bin, empty." And by then my schlong is limper than angelhair pasta.
The Dildo Salesman
there is this dildo salesman working door to door...he comes to the first house of the day...a woman answers the door...and he goes in and shows the dildos to the woman...he tells her ''the white ones are 12.95...the black ones are 17.95 and th red ones are 24.95''...she asks him how much for the big silver one....he tells her thats not for sale....she gets the white one and he goes to the next house...a woman answers the door....and he goes through the same thing...and she asks how much for the big silver one...he tells her its not for she buys a white one....he goes to the next house...and again he tells her the prices and she asks how much for the big silver one...he tells her its not for she gets a red the end of the day he's in his hotel room and calls in his sales...he says ''i sold18 white ones for 12.95....22 black ones for 17.95...30 red ones for 24.95....and my thermos for 57.95''
Dildo From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia A dildo (or dildoe, a rare alternate spelling) is a sex toy, often explicitly phallic in appearance, intended for bodily interaction during masturbation or sexual intercourse. History Dildos in one form or another have likely been present in society throughout history. Artifacts from the Upper Paleolithic which have previously been described as batons were most likely used for sexual purposes. However, there appears to be hesitation on the part of archaeologists to label these items as sex toys: as one archaeologist put it, "Looking at the size, shape, and — some cases — explicit symbolism of the ice age batons, it seems disingenuous to avoid the most obvious and straightforward interpretation. But it has been avoided." There have been many references to dildos in the historical and ethnographic literature. Haberlandt, for example, illustrates single and double-ended wooden dildos from late 19th century Zanzibar. The world's ol
do you think the inventor of the dildo heard voices in his head saying if you build it they will cum?
The Dildo Song
lyrics by: Robert D. Brooks parody of: "The Slinky Song" ad jingle of the 1950's and 60's What rolls down stairs? Alone or in pairs? And, makes a buzz-ity sound? It's long - a schlong - a marvelous dong! Everyone knows - it's dildo! What fits in a sock? Feels better than cock? And, unlike a man, it's slow It vibrates a bit Feels great on your clit Everyone knows - it's dildo! It's Dildo! It's Dildo! It's big - it's fleshy - it's ribbed It's Dildo! It's Dildo! Yes, that's right, it's ribbed What fits in your crack? Some even have sac's? The penis you don't have to blow They're not just for gays They use double-a's (AA's) Everyone knows - it's dildo! A dildo-dog. A dildo-plane. Many more vibrating toys You turn the knob - they buzz and throb Feels great in girls and boys! What makes you cum? And, fits in your bum? Some of them even can glow! A dink! A dink! In marvelous pink! Everyone knows - it's dildo! A long fleshy tube Use oil-based lub
Dildo In The News
maybe it`s all the giggleweed but i thought this was funny, watch the box being carried out
Dildos, Psychics, And Clay Aiken
So my crazy neighbor is here visiting. I've been home from work for 2 hours. From what I've heard, she'd been here for 2  hours before I was home. This woman is NOT right in the head. She says she's married to Clay Aiken, "in her head". That he's really not gay, that his look alike is the one that is. She then said that she took an online quiz, and she's psychic because it said she was. She said the website, I went to go look at it, but the site is closed. Wanna know why? Because the site got sued, lol. I guess too many people took the quizes and thought it was real, hahaha. Next thing you know she's talking about how her and some guy that she knows went to some sex shop and seen a "dildo" that was as tall as her waist. Then she's talking about this new "sex toy" that she ordered off of I now know that she will be getting a dildo that is light blue, kind of clear.   I hate the stupid shit that I hear from people.
Dildo In The Park - M4w - 27 (rochester)
Looking for the girl that dildo'd my butt in the park at 3am... email me and tell me something about that night.       I wasn't there and could tell you something about that night. She dildo'd your butt. Ta-da!
so, i partied last night,got home and pulled an all nighter, and got drunk off of my ass (as usual) now it's 1130 AM, and if i go to sleep i will sleep all day and probably wake up very late, pretty much missing the entire day or i could keep drinking/doing drugs and keep myself awake and fucked up, even tho it doesn't feel too good at times i dunnooooo. i have a bud light calling my name, along with my bed fuck xoxo confused sandra
No matter where I turn, your face is there. No matter what I touch, the memories of our times together seep into me like a slow rain. You have become a part of me. So confused, I await your call, no, that´s for later... now as I wait to hear your voice again and wonder, are you the right one? I have made countless mistakes and shown poor judgement, but now, of all times, did I get it right? I need a sign, something to show me my path, and so I will wait, as I always do.
Something is coming An unbalanced equilibrium Desensitize me, please Rape me of my feelings... And unbalaced emotions Wouldn't it be safer How could logic include Setting up faliures Could I possibly learn How to fall any harder Opinions don't yeild intellegence Only build walls But I would not want it Any other way Analytical eyes separate us From logic and reason My mind trembles To reveal such truths Listen... beyond hearing Questions unimportant Life is the fact
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a drop off (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is another galloping horse. Both horses are also traveling at the same speed as you . What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? * Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round. *
The Dilemma Of The Occasion Is...
She says she's funny-looking She can't decide on hair nor clothes. There are too many shoes to wear. Almost every downtown corner Displays crippled, sick and dirty people Beat and tromped on. Others look For what to look at, watch to see If they are noticed Where to spend all this money. -Peter Whalen (The Zen Beat Poet)
A Dilemma
A dilemma... I'm cold. Seriously, I know, that is so strange for me. According to, it's 51 degrees out, and that's like my ideal temperature-- actually, I love it when it's under 62 or so-- and I have the windows open and a nice cool breeze is wafting in the apartment. But I haven't been really feeling well the past few days, and I think that's contributing to me feeling cold. So I'm sitting her in my chair, laptop on the stand at my side, sipping tea, and my cat has plopped herself down on my lap and gone to sleep. Which is really nice, the cat's all warm, and it's helping me feel a lot warmer, but the only thing is-- --I'm out of tea. So now I have to decide if I should get up, wake the cat, and make some more, or enjoy her sleeping as she is and go without more tea. It's not entirely a dilemma I mind having, however.
Okay here goes, my first blog...Hmmm, I just wanna blow off some steam. For those who know ( or read my profile) I'm married but what a lot of people don't know is that my wife is paralysed, has been for the past couple years. Anyway, I go all out of my way to make sure she has all she needs and that she's provided for and most of all, that she's happy. Well, the latest thing is that my sis in law has moved in with her 19 year old boyfriend (she's 32)into my house. At first, everything looks like it going to work out, my sis in law would be available to help get my wife around ( I don't drive)and her boyfriend was gonna find a job and help me out with the bills...well, the lazy shit doesn't do shit all day except sit on his ass all day in my room playing MY PS2 and when he did find a job, he called in after 2 days and got his dumbass fired. To make the situation even worse, since its summer, my nieces and nephew started staying here too and its really a strain on my financial situa
it's the double edge sword... you know things can't go back the way they were, because of certain raising circumstances everything was re-thought... on one side of the sword, do i really, can i really continue... and deep inside there are prayers on that sword of consequences that will go a certain way... because if they don't someone is lost, of course not as important as another but the question remains how deep??? but on the other hand of that sword suffers a different edge... the lost one who wants to be found, awaits, hoping that attempting efforts to cut off all ties will be ignored and that the consequences that are actually prayed for are sought so that the sword may than be used to smooth out the complexity of the extremely difficult circumstance...
The Dilema.
I am recently separated from my wife. We went thru a kinda ruff initial separation. I gotta girlfriend now. They both are so much alike it is scary. I want them both. How do I get them to atleast get to know eachother so that we can all possibly live together happily? They both are wonderful women, and has hinted on 3-somes. Why not all the time. 3 income are better than 2, and extremely better than 1. I think it can happen but I dont know where to start. Please help.
I'm going to die, but I will not fight. I'm here to face my fear, my fright. You are the one who has no soul. I am the one they call Night. One make one, Two becomes three. I am no longer the man I used to be. I am now the man they call fear, Death is here, come within my power and I will draw you near. Blood courses thru these veins. Hate is the only gain. The only thing In life I've learned is not to fight, but the hurt and anguish of eternal pain. I'm leaving mystery, I've won the fight. I have earned the right to gain the power to stop the pain and free my soul from the darkness of the Devil's hole. One makes me, Two becomes you, Three is the man I used to be, Four is the I am now, and Five is the man I will be. I am no longer the Hate, the Pain, or the Fear. I am me so in my body, my soul is together and I am finally free.
Dilemmas...cause And Effect
Dilemmas,..Cause and Effect Hold on to me,..dont look away too fast, Hang on with all of your might, for we were never meant to last. Look deep into my eyes and remember how they once shone for you, Now bloodshot and tearstained, now longing for something true. We had a beautiful thing I wont keep it all in, it was all worth while, No looking back, no hard feelings, no regretting anything that once made me smile. We quickly faded like the end of a midnight ciggarette, Impressions of you left are too strong to forget. Im content with our past, turning the page and closing this book, Walking away with a smile and solace never giving a second look. Maybe true love will find us somewhere down the line, But for now Im leaving you, and all of this behind. Ill forever be here when push comes to shove, Wiping away your tears, youll find better love. The closer we became the more we flirted with disaster, Now we deal with the reprecussions of h
Dilemmas :)
1) Im an INDEPENDENT woman ! Yeah, thats why u're here and after something :) 2) Nick = Sweet/ Sexy/Bitch/Whore/Crazygirl/thisgirl/thatgirl. Profile comment : I dont cam, I dont cyber, I dont suck,I dont lick Heheh..So plz be more picky be4 pickin your nick. 3) Friendship accepted. Sorry, my msn, messenger or whatever is for family & FRIENDS... HUHH ?!?!?!?!?!? 4) Im FU wifey, Fu engaged of somebody Hahaha..R u nuts ??! :) If u are so loyal, what the fuck r u lookin for in Fuck bar ? :)) Yup..we can increase the samples.. God..i love these places :)))
A Dilemma Of Sorts
I wish there was a way to be able to give away bling I already have. I would love to give away my last Auto 11 bling to someone. I'm so over the novelty. dammit jim =/
Dilema- Russaki
Dilema- Russaki
whats in MY car
So, I am still sick and all, but I really need to get my ass in shape, and its beautiful outside. But my house is a mess, which I am kinda afraid to touch. And if I work out now, then I'll have to take a shower before work, and I hate taking showers...   whaaa!!!!
A Dilemma In Arrears
As I was walking into the office this morning, I found myself behind an attractive woman wearing a black skirt.  She had what the French would call "une ane formidable" so of course I was staring for a few blocks.  Let me disperse any illusions, when it comes to leering at women, I do fall on this side of creepy letch, of course the other side of that spectrum is "homosexual" and while I am not on that side, I'd dare say that even they look too.  Anyway, I am getting off topic, this woman with the great rear view had a stain on her appearance.  Quite literally a stain, perhaps she sat in something on the subway, or someone had splashed a little coffee on her, but there it was, something to mar the most scenic view.  My question to you the reader is;  "What is the etiquette in this situation?"  Do I mention that there is a mark on her backside, breaking our secret compact of non-threatening stalker and stalkee, or do I not mention it at all hoping that someone else that she is closer to
Dilemma By Nelly
I love and I need you Nelly, I love you, I do Need you No matter what I do All I think about is you Even when I�m with my Boo Boy, you know I�m crazy over you No matter what I do All I think about is you Even when I�m with my Boo You know I�m crazy over you Uh-uh-uh-uh I met this chick and she just moved right up the block from me And she got the hots for me, the finest thing I need to see But oh, no, no, she got a man and a son, oh-oh, but that�s okay �Cause I wait for my cue and just listen, play my position Like a shortstop, pick up e�rything mami hittin� And in no time I better make this friend mine and that�s for sure �Cause I-I never been the type to break up a happy home But there�s something �bout baby girl, I just can�t leave her �lone So tell me, ma, what�s it gonna be She said, "You don�t know what you mean to me," come on No matter what I do All I think about is y
So, the luck has FINALLY struck me, and I found a chick on craigslist to mess around with. She is pretty cute, and is also a bitter sarcastic asshole. I have talked to her on the phone, and she lives like 10 min from me. BUT...     she has MS. So now I have no idea what that makes her like. Meaning, if she has some weird behvaior and shit due to it...   Should I do her?
Dilemma lyrics(feat. Kelly Rowland)[Kelly Rowland]I.. love you, and I.. need youNelly I.. love you, I do.. neeeeed you - but[Chorus: Kelly Rowland]No matter what I do, all I think about is youEven when I'm with my boo, know you know I'm crazy over youNo matter what I do, all I think about is youEven when I'm with my boo, y'know I'm crazy over you[Nelly]Check it, check it, check it, uhhI met this chick and she just moved right up the block from meAnd uhh, she got the hots for me the finest thing my hood done seenBut oh no, oh no, she gotta a manand a son, doh'ohhh, but that's okayCause I, wait for my cue and just listen, play my positionLike a shortstop, pick up e'rything mami hittinAnd in no time.. (no time) I..I plan to make this wah-one mi-i-ne.. and that's for sureCause I, I never been the type to, break up a happy homeBut uh, there's somethin bout baby girl I just can't leave aloneSo tell me ma what's it gonna be? She said(You don't know what you mean to me)[Chorus][Nelly]Check it,
A Dilemma Solved By Medicare
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, ³Hello²³Mrs. Jones, please²³Speaking²³Mrs. Jones, this is Dr. Ward at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When yourdoctor sent your husband¹s specimen to the lab for testing yesterday, aspecimen from another Mr. Jones arrived as well, and we are now uncertainwhich one is your husband¹s. Frankly, the results are either bad orterrible.²³What do you mean?² Mrs. Jones asks nervously.³Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer¹s and the otherone tested positive for AIDS. We can¹t tell which is your husband¹s.²³That is dreadful! Can¹t you do the test again?² questioned Mrs. Jones.³Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests onetime.²³Well, what am I supposed to do now?²³The people at Medicare recommend that your drop your husband off somewherein the middle of town . If he finds his way home, don¹t sleep with him.²
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I'm a total DILF. Or so I've been told. It was explained to me as Dad I'd Like to set on Fire. I have no idea why the "S" got shafted like that.
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Dill Pickle Relish
Dill Pickle Relish Source: Darla Cooper Serves/Makes:1 pint Ingredients 1-1/4 cups (300 ml) cucumbers, chopped 1/2 cup (125 ml) green bell pepper (red makes it prettier though) 1/2 cup (125 ml) onion, chopped fine 1/4 cup (60 ml) celery, chopped 1/4 cup (60 ml) salt 1-1/4 cups (300 ml) water 7/8 cup (200 ml) (not quite one cup) cider vinegar 1/4 cup (60 ml) sugar 1/2 tbsp (7 ml) mustard seed 1/4 tsp (1 ml) celery seed 1/2 minced garlic clove 1/2 minced chili pepper 1/8 cup (30 ml) dill weed, very finely chopped Preparation In large bowl stir together the cucumber, bell pepper, onion and celery. Add the salt to the water and stir into mixture. Cover and let sit (not in fridge) for 3 to 4 hours. Drain in colander and rinse completely. In pot, stir together vinegar, sugar and all other ingredients. Bring to a boil stirring continuously to dissolve sugar. Add cucumber mixture to the pot and reduce to simmer
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