As I was walking into the office this morning, I found myself behind an attractive woman wearing a black skirt. She had what the French would call "une ane formidable" so of course I was staring for a few blocks. Let me disperse any illusions, when it comes to leering at women, I do fall on this side of creepy letch, of course the other side of that spectrum is "homosexual" and while I am not on that side, I'd dare say that even they look too. Anyway, I am getting off topic, this woman with the great rear view had a stain on her appearance. Quite literally a stain, perhaps she sat in something on the subway, or someone had splashed a little coffee on her, but there it was, something to mar the most scenic view. My question to you the reader is; "What is the etiquette in this situation?" Do I mention that there is a mark on her backside, breaking our secret compact of non-threatening stalker and stalkee, or do I not mention it at all hoping that someone else that she is closer to can give her a heads up?
Either way, I do know now that trying to remove it myself was quite possibly not a good idea.