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End Of Innocence
The end of our innocence Was seen in twisted steel, In shattered glass and hearts Of those who cannot feel. What tainted mind could Ever dream of this? What dark heart would Ever make it real? Our hopes and dreams drown As a mourning nation cries, From sea to salty sea Tears run from every eye. How can we recover from this loss? How can our hearts Begin to heal? Together we must stand, For they want us to fall. And even through this tragedy America stands tall. Heather E. Armstrong Copyright ©2007 Heather E. Armstrong
End Of Year Holidays
Thanksgiving we had dinner at my grandfather's house as usual.. Mom, Dad, Me, Grandpa, and a friend my dad bowls with.. Would have been nicer if my brother and his family showed up but their loss.. For Christmas we will probably have dinner with my grandpa on Christmas Eve as usual and then have our small family christmas thingy on christmas morning..hehe tear open the gifts that aren't there and drink the egg nog that taste yucky.. watch the movies that you have seen every year since you were in diapers.. and then clean up everything like it never happened.. New Years... Hmmm I don't know .. I met a guy maybe I will be with him out somewhere but I doubt it.. don't doubt I might be with him but I don't normally go out on the most hectic day of the year..lol Probably be home on my computer as usual.. counting down with my buddies..hehe Who Knows Maybe I Will Get a Real New Year's Kiss.. hehe I KNOW ONE THING IS FOR SURE... NO MORE SO CALLED FRIENDS WILL FUCK ME OVER IN ANYWAY SHA
The End Of Light
I see the eyes of tomorrow the sky turning red the night keeps a watch on the feast of the dead but I cant seem to break this wall never feel the same only in the dying light can you see the last flame oh in the dying light the end of times the freedom bell rings in all hearts and minds i've been blessed and cursed with a hardened sight I see things first before they are made to pass in the night oh call on me to heal your wounds the hand of light in pain consumes oh call on me your precious one the king of night the dying son fear the night it changes me a bitter taste within another day another way to bring it all back again ive cleared your mind took your pain and now you forget me and in this night the dying light will save only me
End Of Watch
The End Of The Affair...
Originally posted in Myspace on Friday, July 06, 2007: Prologue to an Epilogue To my readers: I apologize if you were shocked by reading my blogs. I know that it's a lot to take in (seeing someone's life splayed across the screen in such a raw and unabashedly shameless manner) about someone you really have never met – or, to those of you who do know me – about someone you thought you knew. I don't blame you if you think ill of me after reading those words or if your inclination is to judge me harshly and not to communicate with me further. I truly would understand. My intention was never to paint myself as a victim and garner sympathy in those blogs so I was intentionally brutal and forthcoming in my relating of the events. My main intent was to - as candidly and objectively as possible, unfettered by unnecessary emotion - lay the facts out as they occurred and tell my story with Christy and let people judge me, judge US, for what we are, not what we portend to be. In so doing
The End Of An Era
just to let you all know, im quitting fubar. dont have enough time for it anymore. if you have myspace you can add me at myspace.com/joziesandwich .....its set to private so the only way you can get in is if youre a real fubar friend. make sure to send me a message so i know who you are. if you dont have myspace and still want to see whats up in the world of "jozie" i set up a hotmail jozie_tool@hotmail.com .....now id like to take this moment to thank everyone for thier kind words, ratings, and everything else. i will miss you all (mostly) ...now for a moment of truth= if any of you ever come across a sick old pervert name dane fish, aka "homesteadmale" he is a son of a bitch. bombard him with nastyness. the short time we spent together, he drugged my drinks and raped me, took all my money, and abused me in every way possible. he is a 44 year old firefighter for the homestead airforce base in southern florida, so ladies, PLEASE dont let him do to you what he did to
The End Of A Long Road
My Jacob got his angel wings at 11:05 pm on the 21 of Dec 2007. I was a long and hard time for us all. All we can think his Jacob is in peace. all the pain he has had is washed away. I want to think all my friends that wished me well and sent their love. The ones that were touch by Jacob and left wonder words on caring bridge or on other sites. I know now Jacob is whole, he can run and play for the first time. Jacob has found his peace. Now I search for my peace and understanding of it all. The night he passes, my body must have went into shock and the more upset I was the lower my pulse rate went. I was very upsetting to all and for some reason I felt like my body was trying to go with him, but Jacob made sure that it wasn't Mommy's turn. I need to be here for all the other babies. Very tired just got home from GA, Hope all have a wonder Christmas
End Of 2007
So it's that time of year to get the REAL party started. I'm probably just going to stay home and watch the ball drop. I don't really do much for New Year's anymore. I kind of grew out of the partying with people thing just for a big huge ball to drop. But hey, it could be different this year. =) We'll have to see! Well I do hope ya'll have a great New Year and have fun!
End Of The Year.....
... when a year ends .. i think back the last 12 month.. and think about good and bad times.... and usually i see more the bad times and hope for a better new year... but thats all overrated...cuz a new year unfortunately doesnt mean a new life.... but i would really like a few changes... actually i planed to change alot of things 2008.... but now its not possible anymore... cuz the things i wanted to build my future on broke... and i have to plan my whole year new now ... its exactly a year ago that i met the person who kinda brought me through the whole year and made me happy even on my worst days.... i lost one of my best friends... and i had to speak i out loud... and i thought it was okay... till i threw away everything that reminded me.... i always hate losing friends but i guess thats how life works.... its funny that its always disappointing me... but anyways.... i also met a few very important people this year.... on here... and i wanted to thank them .. ( i gu
End Of Year
It has been an interesting an eventful year for me personally in 2007. Life changing event after life changing event have left their mark on my very being. I would say the most significant event that kicked off last year was my wedding. Hands down one of the greatest days of my life…yeah, yeah everyone says that about their wedding. But this, this was different my wife and I did it our way. We had a medieval themed wedding along with a Hand Fasting ceremony performed by a wonderful and beautiful "Wiccan" Priestess and a wonderful and eloquent "Wiccan" Priest. As an Anthropologist I have great admirations and respect for the Ancient Religions. I do not have affliction for the Ancient Religions I only expound my dislike for the Modern Religions. In any case it was a beautiful and meaningful day. Even the office party that was taking place on the other side of the room during our first dance couldn't blemish the overall beauty of the day. It was great to see my family embrace our wish
End Of The Year Blog
As we look back over the year just gone, it has been a good year to the extent that we have put good thoughts, good words, and good deeds into it. None of what we have thought, said, or done need be wasted. Both the good and the bad experiences can be profited by. In a sense, the past is not entirely gone. The result of it, for good or evil, is with us at the present moment. We can only learn by experience and none of our experience is completely wasted. We can humbly thank God for the good things of the year that has gone.
The End Of The Beginning
The End of the Beginning
End Of Vip
Good morning all! Hope everyone is having a good Monday. So, my VIP ends at the end of this week. Thank you again Rockrules2001 for buying it for me. You Rock! So, if anyone wants 11s from me, you have until Friday to hit me up. After that I will be back to just a regular account again. Unless someone esle wants to buy me one! :p Laters all, have a great day!
The End Of Summer
The End of Summer The gentle embrace of time gone by, The incessent buzzing of the fly, The fading jet paths in the sky, The gentle close of summer. The frost that touched the beating heart, The sadness of the autumn's start, The gap that breaks us all apart. The frost that ended summer. The death of passion on frozen lips, The light touch of tender fingertips, The salty tear, forgotten, drips. The death of lonely summer.
The End Of Days
It's best to start off strong, right? Here is one of my earliest and best writings. The End of Days The stars won't stay in the sky tonight As they begin their fiery falling flight So begin the final days of raging fire These days where all's fate is most dire As the meteors fall and torrents rain Soon will be the end of creation's pain Now judgement's sky will fill with grays As this darkened planet comes to the end of days This empire of man on Earth At the end has no real worth Cities fall and flames rise Destroying what great men devise As the meteors fall and torrents rain Soon will be the end of creation's pain Now judgement's sky will fill with grays As this darkened planet comes to the end of days The celestial bodies will now align As all that's known faces the end of time The planet moans its final, gasping breath As it arrives at its sad, untimely death As the meteors fall and torrents rain Soon will be the end of creation's pain Now j
End Of The Winter Quarter
Well I have been very busy this quarter I just thought I left everyone know how I am doing. Right now I have an A in UC 116, C in Sociology, A In Accounting, B in BMT. There is still 2 more weeks until Finals I will post my final grades after they come out.
End Of The Road
End Of The RoadBy Boyz II MenBest Video Codes I PICKED THIS VIDEO B/C OF THE TITLE END OF THE ROAD. I HAVE HAD MANY PEOPLE COME AND GO IN MY LIFE, SOME OF WHICH MEANT ALOT TO ME AND MADE QUITE AND IMPACT IN MY LIFE. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT ITS "SOME" OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO CLAIM THEY FEEL THE SAME WAY THAT UPSET ME THE MOST NOW.."SOME" OF THOSE PEOPLE ONLY TALK TO ME NOW WHEN IT IS CONVEINANT FOR THEM AND THAT HURTS..CUZ NOT ONLY HAVE I BEEN THE BEST OF FRIENDS TO SOME OF THESE PEOPLE AND I QUOTE SOME CUZ NOT ALL OF THESE PEOPLE ARE DOIN THIS BUT I HAVE SACRAFICED ALOT FOR THEM....YEAH MAYBE NOT IN PERSON FOR SOME BUT ITS THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS...HAVING A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR FRIENDS REQUIRES BEING THERE FOR ONE ANOTHER NOT JUST 1 PERSON DOIN IT ALL AND THE OTHER ONLY FINDING THE TIME TO TALK WHEN THEY FIND "THE TIME" TO.WHY MUST IT BE ME TO MAKE THE ATTEMPT TO SAY SOMETHING TO A FEW OF THESE PEOPLE? I FEEL IGNORED I REALLY DO AND THIS BREAKS MY FUCKING HEART TO FEEL THIS WAY I SHOULDNT
The End Of Privacy
Lets Get Right to the point because I dont have enough time or braincells to drag this out as usual: What we're talking about today, my friends, is Kentucky state representative Tim Couch and a dangerous new bill he is apparently trying to pass. In short, the bill which was filed last week will make anonymous online posting ILLEGAL. That means no more personal screen names for you. No more HyenathePirate, ds22, SteelyDan, Xxoozero or that BigDog character from thisisbyus. When you make a post online, your screen name will be your real FULL NAME; First, middle and last. In your profile your home address and email will have to be available. Anything other than that would be illegal and punishable by law. For any website that tried to skirt the bill and still allow their users to post anonymously, the owners would get nailed with fines. $500 for the first anonymous user who posted, then $1000 per person who was allowed to anonymously post on a website. You can rest assured th
End Of The Barrel
End Of The Barrel The words are every inspiration in the world, My peace in conversations… … Yet the pain lingers so close, Me life in the fairy tales, The ox and the snake, This poison from a creature, no back bone, Just the tough skin and her venoms fangs….. Ruff hide and the look… of a…… faceless….. With …horns and ….. And….a fresh breath…..of……. Slip and splash…. Crash from the fog with a small sprinkle of the cold morning dew. One footed, a climb through the snow, Don’t build me up to the UN foreseen bliss of ……. Round and around through the blind spot of my thoughts I’ll stop this…. Candy from the cruelest steps…. To the bottom…… …this taste always remains the sweetest…. ….from the end of the barrel….
The End Of The Two Party System
...In his famous farewell address, Mr. George Washington warned vehemently against supporting the two party system. ...Much in the same way we ignored Eisenhuar's warning against the Military_Industrial Complex, we allow ourselves to be railroaded down one of two, equally intolerable, paths. ....Never, more than now, have the shortcomings of this system been more obvious. ....As the Democrats burn their own houses and the Republicans harden into a brittle-ready-to-shatter lampoon of themselves, the need for a new party, perhaps three new parties, has never been more pressing. ....Let's send these two antiquated, self-serving relics to the scrap heap, before they leave us broke and rubbing our asses, wondering what happened. ....Washington was right. These guys are all so crooked, they need a team of handlers to help screw their pants on every morning. ....To hell with these back-sliding poll-watching non-leaders. The stink from their putrid posturing has blinded our citizens
The End Of Another Era In My Life...
My oldest memories of my uncle (my mother's brother) was him chasing a jackrabbit around the back yard of my grandparents house, of his old car that he had, of the country music he and my family all played on saturday nights around the kitchen table (which i used to fall asleep under listening) to getting my ass beat for being to lazy to go into the house to go to the bathroom and getting caught peeing in the yard behind a rock lol. He passed away tonight. One of the last two people on earth who remember me from baby on up. Who dried my tears, fixed my boo boos, beat my ass and loved me no matter what. He had a hard life. Was an alcoholic most of it moving around from job to job with a wife and two kids. She stuck by him ...35 years. Now with two grown children and several grandchildren. The years of abusing his body took its toll. Cardiovascular disease, diabetes and emphysema. I wish i could say what I am feeling at this very moment. Given the previous blog I did of
End Of The World... 2012!
Anybody that has regular conversations with me knows that I believe in one thing more than any other in this world. That thing is my belief that 2012 will be the end of things or bring about a serious shift in our ways of thinking and thought processes, new world powers, a new culture and a new way of life. Basically I believe the shit goes down in 2012 and Im not the only one. 2012 is sometimes claimed to be a great year of spiritual transformation (or apocalypse). Many esoteric sources interpret the completion of the thirteenth B’ak’tun cycle in the Long Count of the Maya calendar (which occurs on December 21 by the most widely held correlation) to mean there will be a major change in world order. * Polar Shift is a theory that on December 21st 2012 Earth will experience earthquakes, volcanic eruptions or other natural disasters. Accordingly, several eclectic authors claim that a major, world-changing event will take place in 2012: * The 1995 book The Mayan Prophecies
The End Of All Ends.
The End Of All Ends. I was watching, Lost In Space the other night the movie. I seen the tv show when I was a kid, but I must say I really liked the movie. Sure a lot of people didn't but that's them.. Anyway, I ended up watching BSG, Battlestar Galactica yesterdays episode the new one a few hours after. First off if your on a space ship perhaps lost in space and you had a Dr. Smith, or Baltar on your ship what would you do? For me the question would be as simple as simple can be. I'd blast the both of them into deep space! Right out the fucking airlock. I mean what idiots would keep such a major threat to the safety of others? To give you an idea of these two people I speak of in case you don't know what I'm talking about. Dr. Smith is a person who tried to kill the Robinson Family, by using the ship called the Jupiter 2's Robot. The B-9 to kill them in their sleep he gets caught in the act sort of way he's still on board the ship as the robot starts messin
The End Of Heartache
The End Of Heartache Seek me, call me I'll be waiting This distance, this dissolution I cling to memories while falling Sleep brings release, and the hope of a new day Waking the misery of being without you Surrender, I give in Another moment is another eternity (Seek me) For comfort, (Call me) For solace (I'll be waiting) For the end of my broken heart (Seek me) Completion, (Call me) I'll be waiting (I'll be waiting) For the end of my broken heart You know me, you know me all too well My only desire - to bridge our division In sorrow I speak your name And my voice mirrors my torment (Seek me) For comfort, (Call me) For solace (I'll be waiting) For the end of my broken heart (Seek me) Completion, (Call me) I'll be waiting (I'll be waiting) For the end of my broken heart Am I breathing? My strength fails me Your picture, a bitter memory For comfort, for solace (Seek me) For comfort, (Call me) For solace (I'll be waiting) For the end of my brok
The End Of The Ocean (part One)
"Seeing death as the end of life is like seeing the horizon as the end of the ocean." – David Searls, Biologist And so, in contemplating that finality, this is how it might come about.... _______________________ He was just shy of his eightieth birthday when the nagging ache in his back began to develop legs of its own. He did not complain much but the pain started to keep him awake nights and she soon noticed his sleeplessness and the copious amounts of aspirin he took. "What is it", she asked one night when it was particularly bad, her voice thick with sleep. "Pulled a muscle, maybe doing yardwork. Go back to sleep." He reassured her with a small peck to the cheek and she soon began to drift off again, her words to him more in a dream then reality. "Be sure to make an appointment. See…the..doct.." and she was dozing. "Sure" he said more to himself than to her. "The doctor." He knew it wasn't a muscle cramp or anything so mundane. Deep in his gut he sensed
End Of The Day
End of the Day [Chorus] When I try to comprehend all the thoughts my world has today I tear me from myself and give it away So sad at a constant, My heart rips a seam The thought of happiness you redeem I cannot express myself any other way Until I come home to you at the End of the day My heart exposed now, my vison corroding slowly I do all that I know, this is my way, my only Falling, you catch me Running from all that I feared in my life They left me lying here, leaving me to die You stitch me back together I couldnt ask this of another Or even you Sewing back together the very fabric that holds me to [Chorus] All my emotion, all my integrity I give them all to you, a gift from me I cannot escape you now All my pain, All of my sorrow All that you've done I cannot let you go now You help me walk when they've crippled me You complete me when they've stricken me You are my sanity When I try to comprehend all the thoughts my world has today I forge
End Of The Road
End Of The Road (spoken) Girl you know we belong together I have no time for you to be playing With my heart like this Youll be mine forever baby, you just see (verse) We belong together And you that Im right Why do you play with my head, Hy do you play with my mind? Said wed be forever Said itd never die How could you love me and leave me And never say good-bye? Girl I cant sleep at night without holding you tight Girl, each time I try I just break down and cry Pain in my head oh Id rather be dead Spinnin around and around Chorus: Although weve come to the end of the road Still I cant let you go Its unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you Come to the end of the road Still I cant let you go Its unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you Girl, I know you really love me, You just dont realize Youve never been there before Its only your first time Maybe Ill forgive you, hmm Maybe youll try We should be happy together Forever, you a
End Of The Line
Well, a ride I"ve been on for awhile is coming to an end. I'm gonna miss it. Guess maybe I should have done more, or done less. I don't know anymore. I don't really know anything anymore. I am to blame, I can feel it in my gut. Guys, word of advice, listen to her. Communicate with her. Don't just listen, but exchange information. And here is a big one. We can't fix everything with a powertool. Girls, word of advice, if he says something is bothering him, listen to him. Guys usually will shoot straight, and not get dodgy.
End Of Time
End Of Time This charm I place on thee What shall be shall be . My true love shall be mine From now until the end of time . With each setting of the sun We shall come together as one . Your heart I do thee bind Ye see and ye shall find . There is no truer love Then was designed from above Soul to soul, body to body We travel as one . One mind Completeness , unified , Love that shall not be denied My love our fate has been tied So this charm I place on thee . My true love you to see Our love was and is to be . With pink crystal in hand I repeat this rhythm Ye shall be mine until the End of time . Cindi Mulligan Copyright ©2008 CindiMulligan
End Of My Marriage
After about 2 and 1/2 years trying to get a divorce as of yesterday at 10 am I was divorced from the man that abused me. I got him for an old credit card bill and a cell phone bill for a total of 5400.00. He goes by 'truck'n ain't for sisies'on fubar. He is no good S.O.B. he needs the treatment that he bestowed upon me. Someone do the pleasure for me.
End Of May Auction
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The End Of The Beginning
“And it came to pass, that after we were gotten from them, and had launched, we came with a straight course unto Coos, and the day following unto Rhodes, and from thence unto Patara: And finding a ship sailing over unto Phoenicia, we went aboard, and set forth.” From the end of chapter twenty, Paul knows he’s not coming back to Ephesus where he’s encouraged the church as he wants to return to Jerusalem for another Pentecost celebration. As chapter twenty-one of Acts begins, we see Paul and his companions (there’s a list in 20:4, and Luke the author and fellow disciple’s there too as indicated by “we”) taking a route through southwestern Roman Asia and Lycia. Luke gives no details on what happened there, I suspect, because he knows how to keep the story flowing. The ship Paul and the others board at Patara took them through the eastern end of the Mediterranean, bypassing the island of Cyprus to port (on their left, see verse three) and sailing to Tyre, the port city in Roman Syr
The End Of Five Years And The Start To My Life!
the ending of what has been the last almost five years of my life has been painful yet a rebirth. i am stronger now than i have ever been and i am determined to put myself out there. i am working hard to stand on my own two feet. i am right now leaning on my friends for support and one day i plan to be able to be there for them to lean on. all i can say is that i am not looking for love and if it finds me then so be it. i am also not looking for happiness......i am not even sure what that is anymore. all i can say is thank you to the homewrecker that took my husband from me cause now he will not beat me and he will not treat me like i am some object.....that is ur place now. i wish you all the luck but do not come crying to me cause i have no pity for the stupid....also to the wife beater of an ex.....just keep walking do not look back and think that i will be there for you or that maybe one day you and i will be. i am done and will never be stupid enough to take you back. may that be
The End Or The Beginning?
For those of you that really care enough to read this, Kyle and I seperated yesterday. I was the one that left him. We both had faults that probably could have been worked out, but I just made a snap decision. I still love him with everything I have and then some. Maybe in time there will be a future, but right now I just don't know. I guess I can only hope for the best. To be honest, I don't know if I'll be ok. I can't sleep, can't eat.. I know, it all goes with being depressed, but I feel like I made the biggest mistake of my life. I can't change what has already happened, but I can try to change what happens in the future. We have talked and maybe, just maybe there may be an "us" again. Kyle - If you read this, please know that I love you very much. I hope that maybe we can try again, but if not, I want you to be happy. If you decide to move on and find someone else, I wish nothing but the best of luck to you. I will always love you no matter what happens. I don't even know wh
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End Of An Era
Yesterday i quit Unholy,Im not gonna get into why and contrary to popular belief it was not becouse of someone else!! Like i said not gonna get into why...it was a tough decision and one i could not make right then n there since i had been with them for sooo long.I know im mad now but i will miss them they were my family or so i thought...when it came down to it i guess i was jus a number. I remember the days of Explisit ...good times and the first opening of Unholy i was excited and we had many good times and alota fun and i owe them for gettin me to dj ...i love it now, at first i was reluctant but now its great.i wish them the best of luck with their lounge, there\'s alota great ppl in there that go there and chill. Like i said i may b mad now but i know i will miss em even though it didnt work out with us. You guys rock the airwaves and i will miss it. TC guys and keep rockin m/ SDMF Forever m/
The End Of Heartache
Seek me, call me I'll be waiting This distance, this dissolution I cling to memories while falling Sleep brings release, and the hope of a new day Waking the misery of being without you Surrender, I give in Another moment is another eternity (Seek me) For comfort, (Call me) For solace (I'll be waiting) For the end of my broken heart (Seek me) Completion, (Call me) I'll be waiting (I'll be waiting) For the end of my broken heart You know me, you know me all too well My only desire - to bridge our division In sorrow I speak your name And my voice mirrors my torment (Seek me) For comfort, (Call me) For solace (I'll be waiting) For the end of my broken heart (Seek me) Completion, (Call me) I'll be waiting (I'll be waiting) For the end of my broken heart Am I breathing? My strength fails me Your picture, a bitter memory For comfort, for solace (Seek me) For comfort, (Call me) For solace (I'll be waiting) For the end of my broken heart (Seek me) Comp
The End Of The Ocean (part Two)
He stopped on his way out of town at a mailbox in a shopping center he and his wife had frequented so many times over the years. He opened the lid, took the letter he had prepared the week before from inside his coat, hesitated a moment. He could just pocket the letter, drive back home and end all this foolishness right now, couldn’t he? Nothing was set in stone. He wasn’t committed to this course, was he? He did not have to take this bitter cup and drink from it… But he knew that he did. He knew it the moment he had met with the doctor some weeks before, had solemnly discussed his options…and had known all along that there had only really ever been the one. He took a deep breath, held it and - with a great exhalation - dropped the letter to his son into the slot. In days all the details they needed to continue life without him would be known to them. But for now the letter would sit, cold and solitary, amongst so many others, waiting to deliver its impassive message of b
The End Of All The Lies
My heart tells me that I'm dead, But my mind wont let go, My body trembles, My joints ache, My pulse is faint, My eyes water, Or are they tears? Tears of sadness? Tears of anger? Tears of depression? Or tears of lose? Everytime I think I'm ok, And that I will be happy, Something, Someone dredges up the past, And it all falls apart, The pain rushes back, I want to be happy, I used to know what happy was, I used to think I knew who I was, Who you were, I thought I knew that to, You come to me with your problems, I do my best to help, But when it's all said and done, Where are you when I need some help? What do you want me to do? Deny myself happiness? Kill those who threaten your safety? Forget that I love you? Do you want me to die? I can't take it anymore! Sometimes I wish I was dead!!!
Endorse This!
As my legion of supporters well knows (all 3 or 4 of you), I am running a strong presidential campaign. The opposition is rather weak ;-) All I require now is an equally strong, qualified, experienced running mate. Someone who also could inspire Americans to – borrowing from Stephen Colbert’s page – greaterness. Someone who could leap into immediate action should I be incapacitated for any reason at any time – such as falling into an extended drunken stupor, all too plausible – to reassure America and the world that leadership remains in capable hands. In the meantime it seems another presidential candidate, someone known as Barack Obama, is not only leading John McSame in many nationwide polls (hence, the electoral college projections), but in many other polls garnering plenty of support to tap one man for the position of his vice-presidential running mate: Wes Clark. Yep, the retired four-star general who gave McSame a smack down on his qualifications some weeks ago. OK, a
The End Of An Era
In the past year and a half of being on fubar I have had alot happen. I have fallen in love, been fu-married, r/l engaged to someone I met on here and had them move in. I have also gone to school, this being my second year in college. I have finally decided on a degree. Accounting and Business Management. But mainly I have found that I am not who I think I am. I have been told I am funny, kind, selfish, spoiled, artistic, a singer, beautiful, smart and the list can continue. Most of those things I believe about myself. But mainly my point of this blog is to inform you of my dismissal. Despite of finding love and feeling I could have it for forever. I lost, by my own doing. There are probebly many people on here who do not like me at this point in time because of this. Do not get me wrong though. I love this man. I honestly do, but people change, and grow and in the end I was not ready for what he wanted. I could not give him forever no matter how hard I wanted my heart to say I could.
End Of Summer
Despite the calendar saying that summer ends on the 20th or 21st of September there is only 2 things that signal the end of summer to me. This year both of those things fall on this weekend. The regular baseball season ends on Sunday and my Reds again didn't make the playoffs. The footballs season doesn't look promising as the Chiefs have started 0-3 and face 3-0 Denver on Sunday. The other even that signals the end of summer is our local James Dean Festival which began Thursday and ends on Sunday. The festival has its pros and cons with pros being the classic cars, the parade, and the parade of lights along with the bands that perform with some great oldies. It also means there are plenty of good looking females there and that's ALWAYS a plus for me. The cons are the traffic (where it takes 15 minutes or longer to travel 2 miles), the crowds and parking (which didn't use to be a factor before mom's breathing got worse and she couldn't walk all of it any longer), and then there's t
End Of Summer, On To Fall! *new New New*
And we're startin things of riiiight!!! DO YOU YAHOO?? check out this group if you're a bbw lover!! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/BBWCurvyGirls There is always so much goin on! lots of pic contests to join in on, drool over, and a good bunch to chat with!! Currently there is an "End of Summer/Hello Fall" Pic contest goin on, which i have entered 2 pics! Go check them out and vote!! LADIES: if you like to participate, this group is so for you! they are taking entries for "miss November" and the next will be 'Halloween Costumes" Come have some fun!! (Please note this group does like participation and is an adult group, you will need an age in your profile, nd accept special notice emails so that you kow when events are) I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU ALL THERE!!! NEW FREAKDADDY CONTEST!! for the Ladies: Halloween Costume (i entered, go see my look!!) for the Men: cumshot pics *Enter now!!!* Freakdaddy's is **FREE** you do not even have to sign up for an account!!
End Of Watch
End Of The Road
To the en of the road To the end of the stream I'll take the low road and you will take the high road and we will share our dreams
The End Of An Error
republicans? get out of my country. waiting 8 years to say that. suck the presidents fat black kok.
The End Of The World.
So they are coming out with a 2012 MOVIE! That is just fucking insane to me. It seems like one of those things that is taken way to seriously for there to be a movie about it. That is some crazy propoganda. I fucking hope the world doesnt end in 2012 -_- Thats depressing. Hopefully its quick. I bet a shit ton of people are going to be committing suicide december 20th before the big day. But i dont think the world is going to end, im pretty optimistic. ^_______^ The trailer for the movie did give me a brief panic attack..but i think it was just the scary music from the shining that got to me. Or maybe the huge waves coming over the huge mountains. Ehhh
The End Of The Road,,,,,,,,
HI All, I have done all I can do on Fubar. I have met some incredible people that mean alot to me. I have tolerated alot on here and left once before and came back but now I know I am at the end of the road. I have nothing more to give and it is not important enough for me to stay on here just to get to level 28. I have a real life and can't spend 24-7 on here like some, my real life takes priority over fu-life. To all my friends and family that want to stay in touch with me, private message me and I will give you my Yahoo address.I guess losing people on here who I really thought cared about me because of their obsession with being a top member on here is the last straw. I guess I would rather be a top person in real life than on a web site. Take care all, be well. I will be giving out random blings and fu-bucks to you before I go.
The End Of An Era..
So, I finally mustered up the courage to watch the final episode of The Shield last night. Left it on the tivo for over a week thinking this couldn't be the end. They can't just end a great t.v. show like this, especially after all that's going on...I mean, my gawd, what's gonna happen to Mara and Shane? Vic and Ronnie? Not to mention the serial killer kid and his mom... What a train wreck! Y'know what's rediculous? I hate t.v. I have like, three shows I watch and that's it but god damn if I didn't get hooked, lined and sinkered into this one! Disappointment is a trivial word to describe my feelings after watching the coveted last episode... I thought "Is this the feeling those brain dead woman have after watching their favorite soap opera week after week?" Honestly, there was no closure, well, maybe a little, but nothing to tie up every loose end that was unraveled to engage me so intently in prior weeks. Besides that, they killed the kid. Shane killed his o
Endoscopy Update
Well I went in for the stupid thing yesterday. It sucked. The worse thing I have ever had to go through in my life. First off, when they give you anesthesia, that mean's you aren't suppose to feel anything and if you do have an awake anesthesia, you aren't suppose to remember it.....BULLSHIT. I remember the whole damn thing. It hurt, made me feel like I was dyin b/c I couldn't breathe. I woke up last night freakin out b/c I had a nightmare bout it. That's how bad it was. Anywho. The damn doc decided that he was goin to say that it was just a muscle spasm. I know what a fuckin muscle spasm is and it isn't somethin that continues on for 3 months and worsens. And on top of that, doesn't continualy hurt. All day everyday, no matter what you eat, if you eat, what you drink, if anythin. On top of all that, the so called discharge papers that he gave me, didn't have a diagnosis on it, so I am not sure that he is sure what the hell he is talkin bout. So I have came to the conclusion that the
End Of Day 2...
So I finished Plyometrics. I made it all the way to the end instead of almost gagging.... So to people who don't understand this will sound really strange...buuuut..... Plyometrics wore me out. My legs feel like noodles and I can hardly walk normally. It's great, and I can't wait until tomorrow. This is the kind of hurt I was looking for. It's great, and I am ready for tomorrow. I completed the exercise routine all they way through by pacing myself, and I burn. It's fantastic. I hope to get into shape in time for Pankration. There's a competition coming soon and I'm too soft and pliable for the team. Now for those of you who do work out...I have that workman high...boy I missed it. Don't miss the sweat in the eyes, but the good hurt is sorely missed. No pun intended. So I'm off to go hang out with the ex.... Yeah I know, but it was a mutual and friendly break up. I want to shove my foot up her new boyfriend's ass...but you don't always get what you want. Twili
End Of Day 3
I don't want to move. Plyometrics was a lot harder then I thought it was going to be. I didn't take into account the workout was designed to augment jumping...so there was a lot of emphasis on legs. So yesterday's workout really took its toll on me.. Today I did shoulders and arms... I didn't realize how weak my triceps are, so I'll need to think about that in future exercises. I finished the routine off with some ab workouts. Boy that hurt. Technically I did 340 to 345 abdominal workouts at sets of 25. Optimally I did that...I would like to think I did sets of 15 or so. It was tough, and I'm starting to feel it. I'm ready for Yoga tomorrow....granted I know that's going to bust my ass too. The Warrior's Diet is still doing extremely well for me. I seem to be more responsive in the morning and ready to wind down at night, just like the diet asks. So let's see how I feel after yoga...I just have to make it pass this week and next week. After that I can be safe in kno
End Of Nothing
End of Nothing There are so many questions left unanswered time has finally caught up and slowed me down, leaving me breathless intent to teach me a thing or two; Disturbed thoughts push my dreams away, waiting to be fulfilled, my dreams linger around weighing me down every day. One by one, I lose sight of those once around me and trudge on, on my own, through rain and through sun. As I pretend to live life, darkness (silence) engulfs me painting my heart black while my eyes continue to scan this road that seemingly has no end. Poem by Tammy C.
End Of All
What is that in the distance you hear? Look over yonder, to the sounds of a horse pulling a wagon. It's coming closer and closer, down the old cobblestone path until you see the lone driver looming into view, it's the King of Death in all his glory!!! In his left hand he is carrying an hour glass as a reminder to live and in the other, waving a scythe that any one can soon be cut down. He is driving a gold-crested Victorian hearse pulled by a grand white horse. Who is on board on this moonlight night? Someone is riding home to the bosom of the earth. _____________________________________________ I went down to St. James Infirmary, Saw my baby there, She was lying' on a long white table, So sweet, so cold, so fair. Went up to see the doctor "She's very low," he said; Went back to see my baby; Great God! She was lyin' there dead. Now, when I die, bury me in my straight-leg britches, Put on a box-back coat and a Stetson hat; Put a twenty-dollar gold piece on my
End Of The Year
Well 2008 really flew by. It seems like yesterday that my 2nd daughter was born and that my life was turned upside down. All I really want for Christmas this year is for financial freedom, but I will settle for peace, love and happiness. Although, I think you have to work on getting those. LOL. I am hoping that 2009 will bring a new job opportunity for me and that I will continue to build my friendships here on fu. Who knows maybe I will find love in the process. 2008 I spent most of my time on Fubar and it has been really fun. I do find time to spend with my kids, so if I am not on that much please understand that. Also, I will be posting more pics in a week or so. I can only add about 40 more so if you have any suggestions please let me know. No more nsfw ones for awhile. I need pics that are actually rateable and will help me level, rather than have people look at and get off from. Don't get me wrong, I find it very flattering that some of you find my body very attractive
End Of The Year Filing...
...so, it's the end of 2008, a time to clean out the old and create space for the new. I've a huge pile of paper in the fire place and Im gonna have a real nice fire tonight ;)
End Of The Year....
4:38pm PST We've all had our ups and downs. I know I have. Boy, if I were to take the time to give elaborate details on what I've been through especially during the 2nd half of the year, yeah you'd feel bad for me. I don't like pity, so if you felt sorry for me then you're not a good friend. I'm not going into details..... *sighs* All I know is I want to start of the new year the right way. I will say one thing though... I am not so passionate about LAW but I do for work a law firm. Don't worry... I am no where close to being a paralegal, but I am going to take a couple of legal assistant classes. If you only knew... I was slapped with a lawsuit by a jerk who had the audacity to try to rape me in his own home. I am not going to divulge into this situation as it has been explained in other blogs if you care to see and review. Then again, I haven't been paying too much attention to myself. I was in an emotional rut. I realized who my friends were and who weren't. That's
End Of Year Meme
1. What did you do in 2008 that you'd never done before? admit my feelings for someone 2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year? Never made one, and not sure if I will this year or not. 3. Did anyone close to you give birth? nope 4. Did anyone close to you die? nope 5. What countries did you visit? Um…does anime countries count? 6. What would you like to have in 2009 that you lacked in 2008? To have a relationship that will last and not be alone.. 7. What dates from 2008 will remain etched upon your memory, and why? Hmm..this is kind of hard. There is really only one that really sticks out. That is the day that I finally made my feelings known for some and found out they felt the same. *smiles* 8. What was your biggest achievement of the year? getting my new car. 9. What was your biggest failure? um, not losing my wait like I wanted too. 10. Did you suffer illness or injury? I suffer a few things. 11. W
The End Or The Beginning? (part 9)
So I gave him my heart and soul - let him reach me - touch me - in places no one has ever done before - I felt the love from him - I saw it in his eyes - and yes - one drunken night I heard it - but - i am just another stupid woman among many others in the universe - HE doesnt love me - never has - I was just a convenient and very available piece of Ass! what changed my mind you say? well I will tell you - another drink. yup he wants another drink - NOT me - im not enough - alcohol is his one and only love - I see that now! The thing is - I think i was into him way more then he was into me - I guess - he just loved the sex and the drama - Me? - well - I just Loved him - ------- yes - I Really loved him... OH WEll - NOT ANYMORE! Its now a New Year - and a New Me - So - Im not going to be bitter - not going to be mad - I am going to pick myself back up - Realize I cant help Him or Change him - But I Can help and Change Myself - BECAUSE - I Know - I am DAMNED sex
End Of The Year
This year has got to be one of the biggest roller coasters ever. First shit with Ashley went real bad, then got better when I asked Emily to be with me, and then that went to shit, and then back up when I got with Joleen. Life is definitely nothing but a struggle, and things seem to get us both down but then it seems to back off a bit and then hit again. That and a broken finger that set me back moneywise bad and just finally getting back to working towards getting on my feet. After rent, I'll have maybe 174 in the bank and saving up to see my babylove in the summer. And helping her with what she has going on, I've taken on so much stuff than I ever have before but yet not as stressed out by it all or strung out as I used to get when I've taken on too much. I've become so much stonger through out this entire year than I have been most of my life. It amazes even me cause I have never been like this. So here's to hoping that with the year coming up I get even stronger and that me
End Of The Line...
I've played this game many times Been many things in my short life I've laughed and cried I've bled and died Screamed in pain Loved in vain I've felt my heart break Sifted through the ashes Broken a heart or two Shamed by this past I am a shattered man Rebuilding something new I've been as down as I'm prepared to go I know I'll end up lower before the end
End Of The Road
This trail across the floor Are the marks of pain you ignore I saw the road curve into the sea I felt the black sky as it consumed me I cried out death like a wounded dog I followed the road into the fog I know not what's in front, just behind Farther heading into the fog until I'm blind This path I take is hard to follow My heart beats loud like it's hollow The fog stayed on my like a bird in the sky Slowly I've taken my last breath as I die The fall I took shattered my pain As I look down at my blood as it fell like the rain The moon fell through the horizon and I cried a tear Alone I lay on the path as I started to fear The fog then cleared away from my death The road came to an end as I took my last breath
End Of My Rope
Where to run to, where to hide Much too full, to swallow my pride But I'm still haunted by something inside As if another part of me has died Paralyzed, I close my eyes, the pain inside surrounds me Petrified, life fades away, at the end of my rope I'm waiting Sometimes I feel like I'm all alone Empty inside, out of control My heart a void, my empty soul Until it's filled I'll never be whole How did things ever get so bad, sinking empty, full of despair I find myself alone and scared, in a world where nobody cares Paralyzed, I close my eyes, the pain inside surrounds me Petrified, life fades away, at the end of my rope I'm waiting Set me Free A hopeless end, afraid deep inside Relief from my pain, the end a suicide The tears I've cried have left me blind I yearn to find peace, a presence of mind Where to run to, where to hide Much too full to swallow my pride But I'm still haunted by something inside As if another part of me has died Paralyzed, I clos
The End Of The Raven
The End of the Raven by Edgar Allen Poe's Cat On a night quite unenchanting, when the rain was downward slanting, I awakened to the ranting of the man I catch mice for. Tipsy and a bit unshaven, in a tone I found quite craven, Poe was talking to a Raven perched above the chamber door. "Raven's very tasty," thought I, as I tiptoed o'er the floor, "There is nothing I like more." Soft upon the rug I treaded, calm and careful as I headed Towards his roost atop that dreaded bust of Pallas I deplore. While the bard and birdie chattered, I made sure that nothing clattered, Creaked, or snapped, or fell, or shattered, as I crossed the corridor; For his house is crammed with trinkets, curios and weird decor - Bric-a-brac and junk galore. Still the Raven never fluttered, standing stock-still as he uttered, In a voice that shrieked and sputtered, his two cents' worth - "Nevermore." While this dirge the birdbrain kept up, oh, so silently I c
The End Of The World
I dont if you any one has heared a while back, but thare was alot of people like scientist and religous people stated that u can tell that the world is comming to a end when we get the first colored president in office. And they stated that after the first colored president gets in office the world will come to a end during his 4 year term. Itll be the start of armagedin. So all beware if you believe this. Personaly what ithink is whatever happens happens. We all going ot die eventaly. PLZ, i would love to hear your comments on this subject im up for anything you can throw at me.
End Of Week 1
end of week 1 saturday was hard. went to barbers point to train in firefighting and water rescue. on the way there we past the governor's house and saw diamond head way off in the distance. Had a bus driver that was a militant Hawaiian national. pissed off about the pollution in pearl harbor by the military and the overthrow of the Hawaiian empire years ago. got to see a double rainbow, one was really strong and i could see both ends clearly. and saw another double on the way back put on the whole fire suit and just about boiled alive... without being anywhere near the fire. when we went to fight the fire i had to do it blind because the breather mask did not have room for my glasses. that was interesting. we also put out an "electrical" fire with a co2 extinguisher... boring. the water rescue was in the pool and that was cold when we had to get out. learned to get in the raft a few different ways and how to flip it the right way if it was upside down. The dinner that night sucked
End Of Week 2
end of week two... 18 more to go Been a very busy week of work. roommates moved out and i grabbed what is called the princess bed. in a room with three people the bed that stands alone is the most sought after one. And while i was at work they moved someone in. so much for peace and quite. Work is boring. I do about 200-400 Caesar salads a night. We are getting a new sous chef, chef, and Captain of the ship in a week or two. From what i hear they are all very militant about everything. But i might get the chance to move over to the specialty salad station. Weather has gotten better when i have been out on the deck to check it out. Got to see the lava flow a few nights ago. very impressive even if it was out in the distance and then the next day we passed by some huge cliffs that were just beautiful. did not have my camera on me at the time. but i will next week!
End Of Week 3
end of week 3... 17 to goHad two code Alphas in one day this week (medical emergency). one was an old guy that had a heartattack while standing in line at the buffet. then they had to have drills on all of the other emergencies, papa (pollution... we cant have anything go over the side), oscar (man overboard) and delta (damage to the ships hull). Plus the weekly fire drill. got out to walmart in hilo. forgot what i want to pick up and bought junk instead. got a huge bag of dried squid to chew on. first time i have seen the packaging in english. lolnot much else to report
End Of Week 4
end of week 4... 16 to goThe corparte love fest starts this week.  They are going to pick on the quility of the food. thankfully i only make the salads and have no control over anything.Well corparte is gone... after changing everything. I think they just wanted to go on a vacation and decided to pick on us this time. The last few days of the the week they went off the boat to eat and left early.Made it off the boat again. This time in Nawilliwilli. And it rained again, like every time i get off. some nice small shopping centers here and of course the ever present walmart. at least they supply shuttles to everywhere.
The End Of The World?
If you're driving a car going the exact speed of light and you turned on the head lights...would anything happen?
End Of Spotlight
I had an amazing day with the spotlight.   462 friend requests 23, 229 tooltip views 7,070 photo views My pic was flagged twice (even after YotD unflagged it and I put a disclaimer telling people it IS SFW.) And I'm ranked #12 today! I'm not sure how many points I accumulated, but it's in the 100ks.   Thank you so much to everyone that donated, I so appreciate it.   XOXOXOXO
End Of The World Friendship
I HOPE OUR FRIENDSHIP LASTS TIL THE END OF THE WORLD,FOR IF I SHOULD PERISH THAT YOU WOULD GO ON AND STILL LOVE ME AND BE MY FRIEND,AND THE SAME IF YOU SHALL GO BEFORE ME,IF WE SHALL PERISH AT THE SAME TIME IF THE WORLD SHOULD END,LET OUR LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP CARRY TO WHERE IN TIME THAT WE SHOULD MEET AGAIN.
End Of Heartache- Killswitch Engage
Seek me, Call me, I'll be waiting Seek me, Call me, I'll be waiting This distance, This dissolution I cling to memories while falling Sleep brings release, And the hope of a new day Waking the misery of being without you Surrender, I give in Another moment is another eternity (Seek me) For comfort, (Call me) For solace (I'll be waiting) For the end of my broken heart (Seek me) Completion, (Call me) I'll be waiting (I'll be waiting) For the end of my broken heart You know me, you know me all too well My only desire - to bridge our division In sorrow I speak your name And my voice mirrors, mirrors my torment (Seek me) For comfort, (Call me) For solace (I'll be waiting) For the end of my broken heart (Seek me) Completion, (Call me) I'll be waiting (I'll be waiting here) For the end of my broken heart Am I breathing? My strength fails me Your picture, a bitter memory For comfort, For solace (Seek me) For comfort, (Call
End Of The Road
When at the end of the road We find that we can no longer function We all face the same dilemma. What is there left to do? There seems to be this alternative: Either go on as best we can to the bitter ends Or find a new way to live.
The End Of An Era
It finally happened .... As myspace allergic as I am I've decided to blog. First entry the end of my six relationship. Everybody at the bar pour a little beer out and may it rest in peace.  I saw coming years ago but sometimes your high school sweet heart can keep you from growing up. Ive changed alot and so did she but sometimes you have to let go . Starting over sucks, but fuck it so does growing old.  I'll keep the good memories and the bad and some how try to make something new .  It like being born again having to figure out how to walk , talk , and be around people again. I can imagine that is what it felt like to watch volcano go off that a lot of hot burning magma at first then it cools and becomes cold as rock. Now that it has cooled off where to go from here? Who knows but im taking no prisoners either and not wasting another minute.
The End Of Lounge Drama For Me
ok, i'm officially done. joking about past drama is fine, but anyone that tries to get me involved in ongoing or new lounge drama will be blocked. i have real life issues to deal with, whether some of you choose to believe it or not. i will not sit here and listen to anyone badmouth me or my friends. i will not listen to ramblings or insults. i have started and will continue to block people for this. i go into what lounge i choose, i invite friends (holy shit, yes i have friends) to whatever lounge i choose to. my friends are not subjects to a lounge kingdom. they are people. they will go where they choose. some of them choose to follow me to keep in touch with me inside whatever lounge i am in. some of them find homes in other lounges. i don't care if someone pissed in your cheerios this morning. i don't care if you think i'm an attention whore. i don't care if you think i'm ignoring you (which ninety percent of the time i'm not - i just have other things that require my attention)
End Of A Disgusting Experience
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End Of Days
Im tired of this life that i liveeverytime i wake up i want to put that gunto my head. dreams of the people beatin mehittin me, kickin my cold dead body around .im so sick of the people tellin me thatim worthless, sayin how your heartless.truth is its the people out there that made me,that formed, inside im just little boy thatwants to be heard. voices haunt me tellinme your so fuckin worthless, go fuckin hangyourself your doin the work of others. go jumpoff of a bridge, its not like anybody will miss yasitting there lonely hear the people sayin im sorryi turn and say its too late the bullet’s in my head, im dead...Chours 3xend of days i cryend of days i dieend of days im goneend of days no more People look at me, hearing them laughin about how im a scrub, laughin about the clothes i wear and the things that i do. if they knew me they would understand the things about meunderstand what im about and things i do.they would think im not worthless im someone who needs the love of oth
End Of The World
Why does the sun go on shining? Why does the sea rush to shore? Don't they know it's the end of the world 'Cause you don't love me any more? Why do the birds go on singing? Why do the stars glow above? Don't they know it's the end of the world? It ended when I lost your love. I wake up in the morning and I wonder Why ev'rything's the same as it was. I can't understand, no I can't understand How life goes on the way it does Why does my heart go on beating? Why do these eyes of mine cry? Don't they know it's the end of the world? It ended when you said goodbye Don't they know it's the end of the world? It ended when you said goodbye.
The End Of Heartache
    The End Of HeartacheSeek me, call me I'll be waiting This distance, this dissolution I cling to memories while falling Sleep brings release, and the hope of a new day Waking the misery of being without you Surrender, I give in Another moment is another eternity (Seek me) For comfort, (Call me) For solace (I'll be waiting) For the end of my broken heart (Seek me) Completion, (Call me) I'll be waiting (I'll be waiting) For the end of my broken heart You know me, you know me all too well My only desire - to bridge our division In sorrow I speak your name And my voice mirrors my torment (Seek me) For comfort, (Call me) For solace (I'll be waiting) For the end of my broken heart (Seek me) Completion, (Call me) I'll be waiting (I'll be waiting) For the end of my broken heart Am I breathing? My strength fails me Your picture, a bitter memory For comfort, for solace (Seek me) For comfort, (Call me) For solace (I'll be waiting) For the end of my broken heart (Seek me) Completion, (Call
The End Of The Internet
End Of Forever
A thought and fragrance of you,while clutching in the darkSeeing and inhaling you, so my precious memories spark.These sparks start a fire, a fire racing to my heartMy heart being totally consumed, burning in every part.Our two hearts share this bonding love, in the midnight mistOur passions being rekindled, when once as lovers we kissed.I can clearly see you standing there, reading my words of love.This war and distance is hard, soon to be re-united by God above.Oh, the sensual wind I hear, singing and whispering in my earYour loving words are missed and felt, as I lick yet another salty tear.The warm tears now are flowing, racing down my cheekI try so hard to control them, but they always form a creak.My eyes are always open, but in darkness alone I lieConfused and dazed but always alert, and always wondering why.I need and want you in my arms, your fragrance fading fastThe sincere beauty of your love, will make my memory last.This war and distance is hard, I miss you while I weepMy
End Of World..
2012, a subject i can talk about for hours..i really believe that something life changing to our planet will happen arnd that time frame. all the different prophecy's and natural disasters happening more intense every day. Mayan Ancestors, December21 2012 GALACTIC ALIGNMENT, Nostradimous, The Book Of Revelations, Newton, Einstein, Darwin, Global Warming, Sun peaks, I Ching, Indian prophecies.Global Warming needs to be addressed to congress way before other things..and they need to wake up!!  i mean they are the government, u think they have undercover files that hold info on all this and yet they just ignore ignore ignore. they are pumping 72million tons A DAY of CO2 into our protective ozone and its heating up our planet and one day our planet EARTH, the place we love and call home, is going to say enough & flush us out like the trash we treat her as..all the government has to do is say ok thats enough we have to GO GREEN & delay this destruction before its too late..it seems to me th
End Of Life Care
END OF LIFE CARE" GUIDE IS BOOKLET FOR OUR WOUNDED VETERANS...LIKE SENIORS THEY ARE NO LONGER WANTED NOR NEEDED IN OBAMALAND> > > > > > August 23, 2009> > > > It just keeps on getting more $hitty under the Obama "leadership" as wounded Veterans are to be included in End Of Life Care options like seniors are.This should really make anyone that feels like they want to fight for this country stop and reconsider.If you come home missing arms or legs or have brain trauma that makes you unable to work and pay taxes to the ingrates in this government then you like the seniors that have reached the point they can no longer work and pay taxes are a burden that needs to decide if your life is worth living any longer and if you would be better off dead.Tammy Duckworth who is an assistant secretary to Veterans Affairs says"This booklet or guide is simply a tool and that its ultimately about healthcare for veterans." Every veteran thats came back from useless wars like20Iraq and Afghanistan or any
End Of Summer 2009 "thoughts & Observations" Blog..
…so it’s Labor Day weekend, the end of Summer 2009. In what has become a yearly tradition now around here, posting the end of Summer rant is always special in these parts…. ..Summertime usually brings about a lot of changes, be it personal, or even on here for the most part, change (and not the Obama-socialistic-broadcast-propaganda-to-your-kids kind) is usually an enlightening thing…it tends to make us better people and what we can learn from it, well, we can use in the future…and yes, my red backgrounds give me that retro feel…it’s the little things right?…. ..on here? Well, let’s see, another transition for sure. We’ve had yet another Top Member Red Fuicide, people hitting over a billion points and all of this new bling, cash, levels, etc …people are just doin their thing and sliding into cliques I guess. Personally I believe there are p
End Of Summer 2009 "thoughts & Observations" Blog..
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The End Of A Day Is Near
And so this day are comming to a end.  slowly but surely.  I have to admit that this has not been a good one when it comes to the part about the head in this sick thing.   My mind have been everywhere and nowhere.  Am I worth it?   Can I be loved for who I am at the present time? Is there anyone willing to sacrefice a good part of their life to be with someone like me?   Is there any hope for some happiness? A lot of questions have been flying since I opend my eyes in the am. The other side of the *medal* given to me with this shit!  Oh - yes - she used the SHIT word.   Depression is a part of this as well as the neverending and evelsating pain.   All over from inside to outside - Top to bottom.  Even the hair hurts.  a lot of tears have been shed today - secretly so not to worry and hurt those near.  I dont want this!!  I dont want ANYONE to have this.  It is degrading in all ways possible and unpossible.  It is   a living hell and back over and over.   One minute I smile a
The End Of Pain
  Why do I feel this way that I feel? Everyday is a struggle and that shits for real. The cold steel from a blade is my only release. A fountain of blood will bring me my peace. Life is pain, so pain is my life. Ironic how I escape pain with the slice of a knife. You cant understand, no way you can feel, The plight of my life, and the ways that I deal. The blade is sharp, but this pain cuts much deeper. "God send me an angel, I swear to YOU that I'll keep her." No answer, just silence.  It fills up the room. So I sit and ponder what will read on my tomb. "Here lies Jason, He wished for his death- And when the time came- He just smiled and left"
End Of Tha World
so is it coming, or waht?? Being the most impatient person in the WORLD, I relaly wanna know
The End Of Russian?
Well, she's done it now....   attacking YOTD personally and Scrapper, now she gets her account deleted before she even reaches level 3 for nothing at her but for being her.(deleted 4 times in just the last week)   i knew her well!
The End Of Days
Hear the wail of a million demonsLate night an angels are scream'nNight so black can't see'm come'nhear'm march'n to the devils drum'nAngel's army try'n to respondNo time left waited to longflash'a fire  hell opens the gateya want'a pray but its way to latetemperature sores even ocean’s steam'nfirestorm an now you can see'm60000 wide they keep a come'nkeep'n in step with the evil drum'nearth a shake'n from all the pound'nya have hope ya see the angels come'nAngels battle no chance to winworld's lived much to long in sinarmy's meet angle's  cut downnothing left but a bloody groundlove's dead our souls a die'ndevil laughs n god's he's cry'ngod lost n he's left aloneno souls left he can call homeno souls left he can call homecurt
The End Of My Christmas
WITH EVERY ONE SO BUSY GOING TO PARTIES AND THE MALL TO GET THAT PERFET GIFT. I SIT ALONE AND THINK OF WHEN IT WENT SO WRONG, PEOPLE TELL ME TO FOR GET IT AND SAY SHE WOULD WANT TO YOU TO FOR GET, I NEVER WILL. SHE WAS SO FULL OF LIFE SO FULL OF JOY, A WOMAN WHO WOULD LIGHT A ROOM WHEN SHE WALKED IN. SHE WOULD HOLD MY HAND WHERE EVER WE GO AND GIVE LITTLE KISSES NO MATTER WHERE WE WERE. SHE WOULD GET UP EVER DAY AND LOOK SO BEAUTFUL TO ME! I WOULD RUB HER FEET EVERY NIGHT WHEN WE WERE JUST HANGING OUT. HE SMILE WOULD WARM MY HEART ON THE CLODEST DAY. WHY SHE WAS TAKEN FROM ME THEN? WHY WOULD A SO CALLED GOD SAY IT HER TIME? WHAT GOOD COULD EVER COME OUT OF THIS? ALL ITS LEFT WAS HEART AKE AND PAIN! I MISS HER SO MUCH I WANT TO JOIN HER SO THE PAINE WOULD END. FRIENDS SAY THERE WILL BE SOME ONE TO TAKE HER PLACE BUT NO ONE COULD EVER! GETTING UP THAT CHRISTMAS MORRING HER LAYING NEXT TO ME SO COLD AND STIFF, THATS WHEN MY HEART WENT COLD TO! I LOVE YOU LESLIE!
End Of The Year Blog
I know it's not quite the end of the year, but hopefully if things work out the way they're supposed to, I won't be home or near my computer around the end of the year because I'll be busy with the love of my life :) It's been a rough year. It's been an incredible year. It's been a life altering year. It's been a life lesson kinda of year for me. I never imagined I'd be where I at at with my life at this point in time; however, it's not a bad thing either. I've spent this last year learning things I should've learned years ago. I'm by no means a pro, but I am so much better off and an even better person than I ever was before. Taking time out for myself was the best thing I ever did for myself. Ever. Thus far ;) Taking the opportunity to be single this year and to learn to depend on nobody but myself was an incredible experience. Sure there were guys along the way that I looked at, or messed around with, but none were worth my time and effort relationship wise. And I've never felt tha
End Of First Day, Almost Start Of Second Day
Omfg. Tired as hell. Day went well despite only getting two hours of sleep. FML I gotta be up in 4 hours to do it again. 2 alarm fire completely shot my planned bedtime to hell. I shouldn't have jumped on the piece, but you know what? That's somebody's home. Fuck it. I'm sure others have done more on less sleep. 'Nite all.
End Of Week 1 (3 Days)
I hate lazy people. I'm hoping we'll weed out the weak on Tuesday... got some dead weight to drop off the roster. I have the protocols memorized and while I'm not saying I'll get a perfect I think I have a comftorable enough margin I won't fail. Anyway, time to take some time off from this crap... I'm sleeping in tomorrow morning!
End Of The Road..
Like strangers passing in the nightwe pass right by eachotherone to the left the other the rightnot seeing the pain in one another Eyes not looking where they looked beforeWe can't see the love anymore we go through the motionswondering why we even tryhow can it feel like thiswhen once up upon a time,it was do or die I can't seem to reach that part of your heartThe place so filled with painthe thing that makes my love in vain I can't make you see how I truely feelYou question my intentions, are they even realI can't tell you how many times i've been left cryingwhen I think of how our love is dying But we do not talk about itbrush it under the carpetMaybe then we wont feel the painperhaps we can just discard it but without love there is no painwithout clouds it cannot rainthe rain that brings healing and growthsomething that is needed in both Until then we pass by eachother each secretly wanting the love that once wasbut not admiting the power
The End Of My Best Friend
Just do what you do... I’ll leave you be... Just know you are breaking my heart that much you should see...Love who you wanna love... Why not look forward to change... It’s only my life and our children’s you will totally rearrange...Peace is out of my mind... Without you I see no stars... Heaven holds no regards!!!Without you in my life I’ll live on... I’ll want you all the time... And pray to god again one day you will be mine...So go on close your eyes and sleep... You just can’t care to see... How this is killing every piece of me... Pry me off you like the parasite I am... I’m just a clingy old devoted cancer... In your mind I’ve become nothing more than a monster...Take your life where you want to take it... I’ll follow mine to wherever it leads... Lost in darkness searching the seas...The muscle in my chest just a space... Nothing but a hole needing filled in... Half of my heart is yours I gave the other to my children...I lo
End Of Love
The end of love, the start of painThe blood from my heart that now aches, stainsWith the thought of your image, the thought of you careDevoted to another, whilst my spirit is bareWhere am I to go, where is my hope nowAm I no longer important like our dedicated vowsYou promised to always be there, and love me no matter whatBut it seems you’ve moved on, loved another and forgotThe breakdown of our relationship, the break of my poor heartYou punctured it with your cruel ways; you stabbed it with a dartYou took away my faith, my dreams, I now have nothing leftMy happiness has disappeared; a brutal act of theftYou promised to always be there, but now it all dependsOn if you’ve found another love and when my heartache ends
The End Of Poverty?
The End Of My "army Wife" Job
  Of all blogs, this is the hardest I have ever had to write. As of 9:28 am this morning my Soldier husband, text me and told me that for 2 months he has been lieing to me about loving me, and he really doesnt. For months he made love to me when I visited, and tried to even get me pregnant.For two weeks he rarely called, and I finally said what is wrong..this is his response... "I have an emotional problem" me " in a marriage it takes two to work as a union, so what is your problem, we can fix it" him " that is my problem" me "Our marriage is your problem" him "yes for 2 months I have not loved you and have been fronting everything. I  don't know what to do." me " you are telling me this over a text" him " i dont feel how i used to" then came the call, the one we all dread when you are married for life. He said, I dont love you, I don't care about your son. I am not supporting you I am taking you off my bank account and ending this. i hung up he text me from a friends phone
The End Of Summer 2010 ....
well, it's about that time again kids, the 4th Annual "End of Summer" blog. I usually post these on Labor Day weekend as it's pretty much the unofficial end and last "party weekend" of the season. I try to encapsulate most of the summer happenings around here as well as some of my own fun stuff and of course, what I see.... In many ways, this time of year represents change. Change in the way we act, things we do, times we sleep, people we interact with and the amount of time we spend interacting with them. You can see it not only around here but in people's real lives as well. Kids go back to school, people pick up different lines of work, if they are working at all in this economy. Priorities change, and in some cases, the priority we put on people and people put on us changes, for various reasons. That's the one constant about not only Fubar but life itself, is change. We can't stop it, we can only hope to contain it and make the best of whatev
End Of Weekend
These last couple of weeks have been so busy. The weather is perfect not to hot or cold but we so need rain everything is dusty. I really should go out and do some dirty feet videos and pictures. I may try to sneak those in this week. He he Still working on the growing my pussy and under arm hair out. Right now its probably between ¼ and ½ an inch so it is getting close. Stunt cock and I did a movie with my hairy pussy the other night it was fun. We haven’t shot anything new in a long time. He blew a massive load all over my pussy. I haven’t pulled it off the camera yet maybe get that done tonight. We have a bunch planned including solo toy play. I really enjoy doing fetish shoots this one is just taking forever it seems. Sorry those of you that like hairy legs that is one I just can’t do. I wanted to thank Mark, Chuck, and Rick for all the cool things you guys sent me off my wish list. I really enjoy movies and reading is a favorite hobby of mine so I will greatly en
End Of October Blog...point Hoars & Something For The Ladies....
Well, October's finally over. *Whew* Still Alive. lol...yes it has been that kind of crazy this month for sure...I mean there's always going to be this kind of crazy.... I mean, you all believe that's real right?!? *snickers*.. I don't really know what to say much of actually. Believe that huh? Other than the normal things. Sure I had what I -thought- was a good friend of mine completely lose her mind on here and go totally irrational and just leave over probably one of the dumbest things I've had to deal with in some time. I'm sure you know who I'm talking about...lol..but o
End Of The Year Blog
Through much pain and heartbreak, I have learned some incredibly huge lessons this last year that I should have a long time ago. I didn't learn them the easy way, but I suppose if I had I wouldn't take them as serious as I do now after having to always lose something before I learn. I'm going into the new year with an amazing man by my side and my best friend. Other than that, nobody else honestly matters to me anymore on here between all the lies, the deceit, and the hypocritical people. It's unreal and sickening. People who I thought I could count on, I found out the hard way and sad way I couldn't as my heart laid on the ground in pieces and they could walk away so easily not caring because they were ok. And people who I thought I'd never give the time of day, and were shady, turned out to be the people I love and care about the most. Who knew right?  So, I say this to those of you on fubar, I will not mention names as last year when I used real life names and not even fubar names,
"end Of An Era" (or Is It) (episode-3)
The war is over... Praise Mistress... For we are victorious... However... The Hunters have taken me in battle... Your new found Army... Will serve & obey you as I did... With my final plea... I beg of thee... Don't be sadden by my demise... Dying for you has always been my desire... With my last breath... I say to thee... Punish them... As you did me... Your Army always & ever will be loyal to you... They are the deadliest of enemies... Loyal slaves under your power... As I was... Thease are my final words... It has been the greatest honor of my life... To serve & obey you... This is the end... Good-Bye Mistress Saphire...  
End Of The World
Do you really think that this was going to happen?  I mean really ppl, it was just another man trying to get followers to follow him like they did in WACO and then commit mass suicide.  This is really sad because now he feels like he made a mistake and it is going to happen in 5 mths now and by that time you don't even know how many followers he will get and how many will commit mass suicide with him.  Not just that but what about all the women he will have pregnant and then kill the kids when the time comes.  And if you really believe zombies are going toattack, just watch T.V.  because that is about all the zombie action you are going to get.  I really lmao at that one.  So please speak your mind and let me kinow if you agree, disagree, or really think it is going to happen.  ttys
End Of Love
The end of love, the start of pain The blood from my heart that now aches, stains With the thought of your image, the thought of you care Devoted to another, whilst my spirit is bare Where am I to go, where is my hope now Am I no longer important like our dedicated vows You promised to always be there, and love me no matter what But it seems you’ve moved on, loved another and forgot The breakdown of our relationship, the break of my poor heart You punctured it with your cruel ways; you stabbed it with a dart You took away my faith, my dreams, I now have nothing left My happiness has disappeared; a brutal act of theft You promised to always be there, but now it all depends On if you’ve found another love and when my heartache ends
End Of Autumn
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End Of War In Iraq
The White House declares war in Iraq over today.. So this is Christmas and what have you done,Another year over, a new one just begun.And so this is Christmas, I hope you have fun,The near and the dear ones, the old and the young.A very merry Christmas and a happy New YearLet's hope it's a good one without any fears.And so this is Christmas for weak and for strong,The rich and the poor ones, the road is so long.And so happy Christmas for black and for whiteFor the yellow and red ones let's stop all the fights.A very merry Christmas and a happy New YearLet's hope it's a good one without any fear.And so this is Christmas and what have we doneAnother year over, a new one just begun.And so happy Christmas we hope you have funThe near and the dear ones, the old and the young.A very merry Christmas and a happy New YearLet's hope it's a good one without any fear.War is over if you want it, war is over now
The End Of 2011
Wow, alot has changed since I last posted...my husband came up to Indiana (been sober almost 7 months) It was a difficult decision to let him come back and when I did decide to let him stay, i found out he had lied to me about having a round trip bus ticket back to TN, I asked him what would he had done had I said no he couldnt stay? I told him he would have been hitchhiking down 465 back to TN. Not a very auspicious beginning to him making big changes in our lives. So he has been up here with me now for almost 4 and a half months, I am no longer in the box (motel room) lol and have a really cute apartment. I am getting to spend more time with my daughter who is turning 16 next week and I have a nice little job making some money. Now it would be great if he got a job as well! I had some very bad news recently...My Best Guy Friend (and childhood friend) was doing drugs with his 17 yr old firstborn son, The son accidentally od'ed so now my bgf is being accused of murder and I in turn am
End Of The Year Blog; Oh And My 100th Woot Lol
 Well according to this thing, after I post it I will have posted 100 blogs. Kind of cute how my end of the year blog for 2011 is 100 :) Where to begin? This year has somehow, in a weird way that's hard to understand, but completely understandable at the same time, it has been the worst year of my life....while being the best.  Year started out a little roughish closer to my birthday on here. I was too involved with this site, and took things people did too personally because I was sincere behind all my actions. And when I got hurt, I spazzed. So, to those I hurt or offended, I yet again apologize. This has also been the year of major fakes on this site. Two of the biggest happen to be two of my closest, or whom I thought were my closest, friends. One turning out to be a backstabbing, two-faced, lying, manipulative asshole....the same people they claim to dislike sooooooo much. But it is what it is. I'd like to think that somewhere in the years we were friends, there were moments of
End Of The World Is A Liiiie
There have been 514 leap years since Caesar created it in 45BC. Without that extra day every 4 years, today would be August 1, 2013. The Mayan calendar was written before the leap years were created. So to those of you who believe that the world will end on 12-21-12, technically we all should have been dead 8 months ago. Stop trying to predict the future :)
End Of All Games - 30 Seconds To Mars
I'm tired of the waiting,For the end of all days.The prophets are preaching,That the gods are needing praise.The headlights are coming,Showing me the way.The serpents are singing,A song that's meant to say.All we need is faith.All we need is faith.Faith is all we need.The desert is calling.The emptiness of space.The hunger of a lionIs written on your face.A maniac's new love song.Destruction is his game.I need a new direction,Cause I have lost my way.All we need is faith.All we need is faith.Faith is all we need.All we need is faith.All we need is faith.Faith is all we need.The maniac messiah,Destruction is his game.A beautiful liar,Love for him is pain.The temples are now burning,Our faith caught up in flames.I need a new direction,Cause I have lost my way.All we need is faithAll we need is faithFaith is all we needAll we need is faithAll we need is faithFaith is all we needA lifetime of consumptionThey've all become the sameI punish them for pleasureAnd pleasure some with painI punis
End Partial Birth Abortion!!!
Even if your not christian you can signe this patition to end the murdure of babys that have been alive inside the mother for 5 months. here is what they do. Please go to this link and sign the petition to end it. You do not have to be Christian to care about inocent life. https://www.centerformoralclarity.net/PBAPetition.aspx Description of the D&X Procedure: These are generally called: "D&X" procedures, an abbreviation of "dilate and extract," or "Intact D&E," or "Intrauterine Cranial Decompression" procedures. They are not abortions as defined within medical science. The term "abortion" means the termination of pregnancy before the fetus is viable. However, it does fall within the definition of "abortion" which is used by most of the public. The term "Partial Birth Abortion" was recently created by pro-life groups when the procedure became actively discussed at a political and religious level. We will generally use the medical terms in this section. The p
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End*poem*
I'm a tad sad,i'm leaving home.A house isn't a home when you feel all alone-watching someone you know,who's heart isn't in it.When all you do is argue and fight-when you lay with them at the end of the night,when it gives you the creeps,something just isn't right.A shudder from a touch,a glare from a stare,I look into his eyes,and the love's no longer there.
End Results
Everyone, I found out my cousin is home and doing ok. The doctors don't know what was wrong. He coughed up blood like I said before but everything's fine now. He came home last night about 11pm. I haven't seen him or talked to him but that's that. Thanks again everyone for your concern.
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MY SON IS IN A CONTEST"CUTEST KID" PLEASE GO SHOW HIM SUM LUV. COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED(HINT HINT) LOL.. WE APPRECIATE IT !! AND THANK YOU IN ADVANCE.JUST CLICK ON HIS PIC. CONTEST STARTED JAN.1,2007 AND WILL RUN UNTIL JANUARY 8,2007 @ MIDNIGHT PST . XOXOOXOXOXOXO
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ENDS TONGIHT(WED) 10 PM CENTRAL TIME.. PLEASE GO BOMB DA HELLA OUTTA ME AND HELP ME WIN !!!
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Ends Tomorrow!!!
I'm in a contest for being the best dressed woman on cherry tap. It's for comments and ratings. If you think I'm the best dressed, why don't you drop a vote my way? Thanks! Contest ends February 9th
Ends Tonight At 11 Pm Need To Stay Ahead
here is the link please come and help
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Lì, "profit, gain, advantage": NOT a proper motive for actions affecting others. The idea that profit is the source of temptation to do wrong is the Confucian ground of the later official disparagment of commerce and industry. The Master said, "The gentleman (chün tzu or ) understands yì. The small man understands lì. Li3, "propriety, good manners, politeness, ceremony, worship." Xiào, "to honor one's parents," filial piety
Ends 8-05-07
This one is gonna be tough.. the prize is a Happy Hour Woo!! Starts tonight the 26th @ 5pm(PST) 7PM(CST) 8PM(EST) & Ends on Aug 5th @ 5pm(PST) 7PM(CST) 8PM(EST) Most comments & rates at the end of the contest wins. Each pic rate will count as 1 comment 1st Place: Happy Hour 2nd Place: 7 day blast or Month Vic 3rd Place: 3 day blast You must rate, fan & be on his friends list to comment in this contest so I would like to plz ask all my friends to do so now :) »†HøH姫 Here's my link to the contest... H♥llieH♥ttie™{President of I.A.R. Bombsquad} We are up agaist Crazy Lady again so lets show her what we are made of!! Thank You :)
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REBELBREED 13827 COMMENTS KARMA 12750 COMMENTS SHADOWLION69 8937 COMMENTS AGENT SMITH 6184 COMMENTS OK EVERYONE BEEN A GREAT CONTEST NO DRAMA NO CHEATS BEEN REALLY GOOD THANX AND GOOD LUCK TO ALL
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I need all available bombers on this till it ends!! This is going to be a close one guys!! & its 4 a Happy Hour so Plz help me get this one! Ends on Aug 5th @ 5pm(PST) 7PM(CST) 8PM(EST) You must rate, fan & be on his friends list to comment in this contest so if u haven't already plz do so now :) »†HøH姫 Here's my link to the contest... H♥llieH♥ttie™{President of I.A.R. Bombsquad} Thank You :)
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AT 9PM THANK YOU
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last chance to help out close race for 1st place. not to late to help out . thanks bingo
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Hey hey all my groovy Fubar friends! I am once again exposing my boobies for votes in a contest! This is Wolfie's contest for sexiest SFW pic! You don't even need to leave a comment, just rate the pic! Thirty seconds of your time folks! Here's the link! "You think I sell my body, I merely sell my time."
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NuttinButtSexxy
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JUST CLICK ON THE PIC!!! Rate and Bid if u wanna! While you are there, please fan/add/rate the Auctioneer!
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glitter-graphics.com HERE IS YET ANOTHER CHANCE TO OWN ME! ENDS MONDAY MARCH 17th Noon EASTERN TIME!! SO SIMPLY CLICK THE LINK... PLACE YOUR BID... AND LET THE GAMES BEGIN! GOOD LUCK TO ALL THAT BID! AND KEEP WATCH AS I MAY ADD MORE!
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BOSSLADYWITDASEXXYEYEZ IS OFFERING THE FOLLOWING TO HIGHEST BIDDER :PERSONAL SALUTE(SFW),RATE ALL PICS AND STASH DURING HH,GIFTS AND DRINKS(1 MONTH),PROFILE COMMENTS,PIMPOUT 2 MONTHS,CRUSH 2 MONTHS !IF HH OR 30 DAY BLAST.. 3 SALUTES CLEAVAGE OR BOOTY(MY CHOICE),SFW PHONE CALL,PIMPOUT FOR U AND FRIEND(3 MONTHS)..MORE ADDED DEPENDING ON BID ! LOONEY JUGGALO IS OFFERING TO HIGHEST BIDDER rate all photo's 11's during happy hour gifts daily comments daily add to my family add to my top friends rate all stash during hh make you a graphic sign pic 1 phone call add you to yahoo messenger if blast/hhh/or ticker 1.2 phone calls swf or nswf your choice 2.2 web cam sessions 3.2 big pimpin gifts 4.extra graphic 5.2 more sign pics 6.Make you a folder in my pics and put your pics in it MIN. BIDDING STARTS AT $35,00 FU BUX !! *~The nice girl*~Taken by kenny *~ Onegods stalker ~ *Greeter/helper@ naughty desires~ MIN.BID STARTS @ $35,000 FU-BUX WHAT SHE IS O
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I'm in a different kind of auction! You can get my bra!! I will send it to you COD! 50k minimum bid! Just click on the pic to find out more details! Please fan/add/rate the Auctioneer! ☠ †V€ÑØM†☠ ...Bra Auctin's OPEN..remember to repost my bullitens Ladies...@ fubar
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It's a Fiesta and I'm the host!! Hopeless Romantic will give a bonus Bling Pack to the entrant with the most rates Auction ends @ 8pm fu-time TONIGHT! (that's 10pm central) All entrants offers are listed in caption on their pics DJ-AUSSIE-AGE Ŧxbloñdi£ Katiebug ~Tina~ (902081) BooBoo Fu-Bucks only GARY FU-BUCKS ONLY Sailor Saturn And lastly: Me I will post a bulletin at least daily to pimp out all entrants. I will also repost any bulletins I see posted by entrants pimping themselve
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so today i had my final final...the last final i had to take to finish the RN program. i passed:) next step is graduation!!! i am feeling a weird calm float over me after two years of chaos. i dont know what to do with myself now:P thank you all you uber cool ppl who listened to me whine and gave me encouragement!!! bless the fu! funny thing is....im sober:D
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Ends July 8th-pic Ready For Re-rate & Will Be Ready Right Before Contest Ends Again!!!
'Mï¢kï-ßlµê-È¥ê§ ~{Ðïr†¥ §ðµ†h Çrêw}Çð-£ðµñÐêr 𣠆hê £rïêñЧhïþ Çïr¢lê'' wrote the following at '2008-07-01 19:19:35'.. > > > > > > Bestbikermom~Proud Member of The Friendship Circle~Fu Owner of Slylikawolf~ - Needs 2,500 To Win Fubucks. Most Comments (min 15,000) Wins VIP/Blast. Most Rates (over 200) Wins Blast/Bling Pack. > click on this pic to take you there > > > this pimp out brought to you by Micki"Blue Eyes" {Dirty South Crew}Co-Founder of Friendship Circle' > > Tell her Micki sent ya ~! ;)
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Ends Today~just 1 Rate Please
This auction ends today but I just need a rate. Please don't forget to love on the hostess. thanks a bunch
Ends 2.8.09 Noon Futime!! Bid To Win A Sexy Salute From Me
Extra! Extra!Read all About It!First time ever!!Hard2Handle is Auctioning off an NSFW Salute!! Undoubtedly this will cause some drama, let's keep it real and be adults!Any and all hate comments will result in deletion and blocking.Please do not bring the Drama to my page.Let's have some fun, this is a possible one time only event!! 1-No Minimum Bids! 2-All Bids Allowed! 3-Keep frivolous comments to a minimum please. 4-Auction ends Sunday 2-8-09 @ Noon FuTime. 5-When Auction ends, I will notify Lucky winner. At which point you will need to send Hard2Handle the winning sum of your bid. 6-Do NOT send anything until you have been verified the Winner. 7-Salute will NOT be made until transaction has been completed. 8-Clicking Pic above will take you to Auction. Your Hostess:MsCharlotte2U~ No Rate~No Add~@ fubar DON'T FORGET THE RATE THIS BLOG! THANKS SO MUCH!
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Stardate 56547.3 1430 hours GAMAZULU The Class-II fighter skimmed over asteroid after asteroid as Cadet Francis Reed piloted it on his final test. It had been four years of hard training, but he had finally come to the final days of his Academy training, and he would be sure this class year would be remembered by everyone. "Falcon squad, this is Falcon 1, do you read me?" he said into the communicator. One by one, the other trainee's responded with acknowledgements. They all knew what he was planning, hell; they were all part of it. They wanted to show the instructors that they were the best of the best. "All right Falcon Squad, just like we practiced." Five fighters came round a planet killer asteroid, all within 150 meters of it. As they approached each other they opened their plasma manifolds, venting a trail of charged plasma. Circling dangerously close, the fighters sped away from each other igniting their trail. Reed looked over his shoulder as he watched the starburs
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ADDED MORE THINGS also going to offer a small bling pack or small blast your choice for bids with real cash value cell phone number to text me for a whole month one graphic picture
Ends
Tonight is the night it all ends, the person you thought I was the person you want me to be,For trying to give you all of who I am I found Me.. Tonight is the night it all ends, this lonely heart in search of something real , something true,My soul was enlightened I found myself when God gave me you :)
The End (suicide Poetry..not To Be Taken Serious)
Oh how bitter the air got. Bitter, but not being able to see my breath. Tears trickling down my face like blood at the back of my throat. The heartaches..the pain. It will now all be over. Sooner or later. Hearing knocks at my door, I give no response. The worried sound of my people. Calling my name, shouting. Still I give no response. All I can do is cry. I beg of no mercy. I beg of no help. My life is slipping out of my hands centimeter by centimeter, inch by inch. It was only then I felt rejected by heaven, but welcome by hell. The darkness coming over me. The shallow inhales. I knew that only then that I'm about pass. More banging, and screaming. The door breaks open. Screaming and crying were the last things that I heard. I felt her arms caress me one last time before I slipped away. My soul now gone, but my spirit lives on. She took the note from my hand. The words "I love you" written in my very own blood. She knew this was the end. I knew this was the end. They knew this was th
End The Violence
This is an old blog entry from my old Myspace account It is really worthy of sharing here too. Please understand the true meaning behind this blog. If you know of anyone abusing their kids, PLEASE pick up the phone and make that call. You may just be saving a life! I went through it all of my life when i was a kid and it sucked bad. No kid should have to go through life getting beat or killed. They are just kids. PLEASE make the differance. > >>My name is Chris > >> > >>I am three, > >> > >>My eyes are swollen > >> > >>I cannot see, > >> > >>I must be stupid > >> > >>I must be bad, > >> > >>What else could have made > >> > >>My daddy so mad? > >> > >>I wish I were better > >> > >>I wish I weren't ugly, > >> > >>Then maybe my mommy > >> > >>Would still want to hug me. > >> > >>I cant do a wrong > >> > >>I cant speak at all > >> > >>Or else I'm locked up > >> > >>All day long. > >> > >> > >>When I'm awake I'm all alone > >> > >>The house is dark > >> > >>My folks aren't home > >>W
The End To My Ordeal Is At Hand
Tomorrow is my ultrasound to assure that my uterus is in fact now empty. In some ways its kinda bittersweet. One the one hand we want it to be because that will signal that I am healing and that this will all finally come to an end. On the other hand, it will make it FINAL that our baby is indeed GONE and its a big pill to swallow even now almost 3 months later. I keep trying to hold my chin high and brave this old yet new pain. We have an ornament hanging for the baby on Wednesday as well and hopefully we will be able to meet other parents who have survived this as well. This Christmas will be sweet and yet tough. It will be me and Mikes first Christmas AND the first Christmas knowing the baby is gone. I hope that I can make it through without crying though I am thinking I am not gonna be able to. Thank you all for stopping in to read and being my friends...you are all great!
The End To A Tease
ok so i wont do yall like that and not finish the other mind blowing thought another day. yeah i know im so nice lol. you just dont know me very well is all lol. ok so on to the point of things right? anyways so i got this friend of mine who was dating or so called dating this guy back in highschool in 95 right. he was scrowny band nerd and she was the over weight band nerd who wanted to do nothing more than fit in. so anyways she thought one day she was in love with this other guy one day and cheated on her boyfriend at the time and he kinda walked into them kissing and well that was over with the band nerds so to speak. but let me back this up a bit b4 i continue so you get the whole picture ok. anyways they went on this band trip one time to FL to epcot and well the held hands and had one of the sweetest kisses during the fire works that they always do at the end of the night. they were cute together but the odd couple i guess you could say and he was a senior and she was a freshmen
End This War
The world feels like it's storming and everyone is ignoring !peace! all my life was warning for every single morning with life sets a new gap and trying hard feels like a trap peace is impossible with dictators that talk all crap time has struck us way too soon and our whole lives are fading among angry goons, with nothing better to do battling with guns, and bombs they chose people scared to walk from their rooms because the fight has entered places of much to lose with ever second we stand there are people drowning in the sand and our only master plan is to kill a freaking man watch as I end this war of retched chatter, firing battles, and racing jets to bomb a city with deadly missiles that could bury a fifty men history will repeat and men will retreat with a run for their lives and certain defeat women and children fall and men with guns brawl this world will never understand friendship is just people standing hand in hand playing in t
End To X-men Legends 2
End To Innocence
Moments when my hearts fills with anger To feel sorry for those who fell at my feet Losing patience in my body and soul I can't be compromising anymore. The leaders of the free world and their selfish goals Lying out of everywhere but their bank accounts I pay the damages that they soon create There seems to be no possible outcome but chaos. Like an old dream that one cannot remember The point in time of eternal peace soon shall end We only have one life to live and to make it the best I don't see anyway to exchange my life for another. Innocence is lost in these hallowed chambers The victim in the crossfire of absolute doom Children shall walk with the images of destruction As being the only way to survive another day. We only get one chance at making a difference And the only way to do that is still a question in the mind The innocence in the world shall fall slowly into the abyss As they rot out brains with the lies they create.
End This Illegal War
Before the war in Iraq ever started, Senator Obama said that it was wrong in its conception. In 2002, then Illinois State Senator Obama said Saddam Hussein posed no imminent threat to the United States and that invasion would lead to an occupation of undetermined length, at undetermined cost, with undetermined consequences. Since then, Senator Obama has laid out a plan on the way forward in Iraq that has largely been affirmed by the bipartisan Iraq Study Group led by James Baker and Lee Hamilton. I don't oppose all wars. And I know that in this crowd today, there is no shortage of patriots, or of patriotism. What I am opposed to is a dumb war. What I am opposed to is a rash war." -Barack Obama Anti-War Rally, Chicago 2002 At the Chicago Council on Foreign Relations in November 2005, Senator Obama called for: (1) a reduction in the number of U.S. troops; (2) a time frame for a phased withdrawal; (3) the Iraqi government to make progress on forming a political solution; (4)
End Time
Mouth of Madness, beckons. Twilight, end-time, is closer. Sickle falls, reaps me.
An End To A Beautiful Disaster...cheers Babe
yea so i fucked up with a girl got caught doin stuff i shouldnt of been doin. week later she found herself someone that makes her happy. Breaks my heart but shit i got no right to any of the emotions im feeln so im just ignoring it...that and the urge to run out and nail the first piece of ass i find to boost my ego. same ol story, so easy to replace my ass it aint funny and yet i dont really diserve to be clung to. besides i know me and how i work, anything after this that my girl and i tried i would only use to abuse; so its final curtain call. goin to try and be the bigger man this round, keep my head low, my mouth shut, and my dick dry for a time. Give it about a month till im at least ready to go out and fuck with women. i just hope my girl's new boy treats her right cuz goddamn if he dont ive got a world of pent up aggression and nuttn to do but work out. Cheers to you babe...
Endtimes Cabaret
Another sad song at end times cabaret, Listen in, the singer is all blue words, the band down beat but not a missed note my friends, not a one. The bartender is all cheap drinks, for your sad words, and last call is hours away. Have a seat, it is all on me, light a smoke in the dim atmosphere, it's not sorrow, it just seems like that in here, listen to the song. Sure things don't add up, sure things go away, they hurt - they heal, grab some of the air, let it go, we are all wounded but not for long, patrons come and go, much like you. The owners stay and stay.
End To A "perfect" Week!
Hi everyone! Just wanted to let you know that my week ended just perfectly today. On my way on from school, a guy pulled out of a shopping center parking lot, hit me in the front left quarter panel of my Dakota, sending me into a Town & Country van. With all the rain we have had in PA, there was nothing I could do to avoid anything! Sooooooooooooo, if I am a little stranger than usual, please understand. Fortunately everyone, with the exception of being a little stiff, is ok....except for the woman in the van who seems to have a possible broken collarbone. Thanks for your understanding!
The End To Another Day
I am sure you all are getting tired of reading about my meetings all day. So I won't tell you any more. However... it is 9 pm on Wed. night and I just got home from another late night meeting .... lol (I lied)
End The Abuse
The End To It All, I Hope....
The only thing you are a victim of is thinking you can control other people. I was there for you because I thought you were my friend. You betrayed me. You betrayed MY FRIENDS that I had told you were cool. I LIED TO MY FRIENDS trying to help you. Can you begin to feel my rage now...? It is NOT my fault that your relationship is falling through. I had nothing to do with that. Think back hard, and ask yourself what happened. You will soon begin to see a pattern emerge. I thought long and hard about blogging this, but I feel as though I need to get all of this poison out of my system. I respected you enough to change your numbers to X's, so respect me enough to leave me alone. I am through with you. Leeanna, I want to start off by saying I apologize for the nasty things I said. I was hurt & angry by the things you had said to me & about me. Whether you accept my apology or not is on you. I am extending it though. Next, I am NOT stalking you. I was told
End To A Long Work Week
A Good End, to a Long Work Week (Bi-Guys & Straight) It had been a long boring week in the office and being late in the day on a Friday, most of the people had already gone home. Seemed to be just me in my office and the cleaning crew, who were wandering through the halls of the building. I started prowling the internet, for some distractions. I found some sites with erotic pictures and movie samplers. Before long, I could feel my cock waking up. So, I stood up to push the door closed, then back to have a seat behind my desk. I slowly unzipped my slacks and pulled out my half hard cock, for a little stroking time. I found a few good movies of some very orally talented girls, always a favorite of mine. I get into a good rhythm, stroking away, nice slow long strokes. I can see some pre-cum oozing over the thick head of my cock, now. I smear my juices all along the shaft, now well lubricated, I wrap my hand fully around the shaft and begin to stroke it faster. It turns out, I was not a
The End To This Adventure.
this adventure has come to a tire screeching hault. i will have to say that what you hear about swift is most likely true. i know they have done me wrong in more than one way in the past 15 months with them. i just got kicked out do to a lieing dm (driver manager). yea i know, what one doesnt lie lol. so now im out looking for another trucking job that i can possiblly get. i know itll be tough do to the economy but i cant really sit here and do nothing.
End Title
If this life is like a movie,Then you're right,I know everything.So hold out for the end title.But I won't wait.I won't wait for you.You want me to believe in nothing.You're hearing me out again.Again I say it's time to move on.Save yourself the hurt and shame of saying goodbye and hearing no reply.I do what you say; you ask of me.But no one has to see us.You want me to believe in nothing.
End Times
Interesting to see these things pan out
-end Transmission-
My head is about to explode from this silent noise drilling deep into my subconscious being… eradicating my solitude… draining my patience. A murderous intent grows within… choking the life from my sane vision of clarity… leaving behind an empty vessel in which to devour the world. The end is nigh and you will be my witness… as we paint our annihilation in a glorious shade of death.-end transmission-
The End Times
I just have to write what the Spirit prompts me to say...I too speak to the spirit as everyone does who believe in Jesus Christ. "Barack Obama" aka Barry Soetoro is a citizen of Kenya not a US citizen. His Social Security number doesn't match his name or his other name Barry Soetoro. His birth certificate was a fake and it was proven a fake. The annointing of the Presidency was appointed by the globalists who control the 5 banks that really control the country. Mitt Romney didn't get the Presidency because the globalists wanted BHO to further destroy the government within the next term. Wide spread fraud in the polls in every state by the globalists elected BHO as their puppet President. There were massive fraud in PA and Ohio and Florida where some cities after the polls closed had 100% for BHO, with not one vote for Romney. That is impossible without fraud or the election was already decided ahead of time for Obama. I have proof that this happened by a video.Since the American people
Endure
Questions drip from my umbrella Shadows hang over me Stand here. waiting I know the sky will break And bleed its light And kiss my face with mercy I'll endure the rain I will wait an hour more Not sure if I'll see anything Can I wait here anymore I'll endure the rain I will wait an hour more Not sure if I'll see anything Can I wait here any longer Teardrops vanish in a moment Rainbows hang over me Darkness fading I know the sky will break And bleed its light And kiss my face with mercy Can I wait here any longer Wait here any longer
Endure
If I can endure for this moment, whatever is happening to me. No matter how heavy my heart, or how dark the moment may be. If I can but keep on believing, what I know in my heart to be true. Then darkness will fade into morning, and with this dawn a new day, too.
Enduring Freedom/ There Allways There For Us, Allways!
Enduring
¤what will come next ¤how can i hold on ¤is this the end or the beginning ¤time seems to be stopped ¤i hope i will carry on ¤love shows no bounds it tells the story of what is and could be ¤the future is not set ¤i will endure to the end ¤this will pass
End Users
Honestly can they really make up their mind what they want? you spend a lot of time creating something for them then they want it changed even stuff the can't really be done because of the database logic. If you don't like it just go back to using paper and let veryone else pass you up. Get the specs right first then send the request. Saves a lot of time and their money :) But hey guess its job security :) And what is with this nutty weather, either get really cold snow and get it overwith or warm up and be nice. I'm tired of having to wait 15 to 20 min for my truck to warm up to keep the carb from icing over.
Enduring Freedom
Endurance Test From Heavenly Father
hey everyone just in case ur wondering whats up with me here's the reason i have not been on for a while. i had surgery in the beginning of summer and i am having some major complications and just getting well now. i'd been stuck in bed here at home for the past 9 weeks and could hardly walk. i have been in pain all this time to and hit rock bottom many times while being at home here. i have had alot of time to think about things . I consider this a test of endurance from my heavenly father and even though it's been hard and painful i am blessed because i know it could be a hell of alot worse. i have a beautiful angel and gave birth to her naturally last September the drs and everyone at Kapiolani is still talking about it 14 months later! just in case you don't know a natural birth is unmedicated which for me is like a miracle because of my condition. I took the Bradley Method natural child birth class. This doesn't mean i am made of money cuz we all know how expensive it is to
~ Enduring The Pain, Soliders ~
I hope someone can see a loved one or a friend :) Our GREAT troops doing what they do best. There is a shooting in this video, and it is one that ya need to keep in mind, when the news says that the troops kill civilians, the guy who is shot in the street has a RPG in his hand, and wearing civilian clothes, yet you know when the main stream media gets there the RPG is not there so we are the bad guys, Fuckem I wish these Son of Bitches would quit taking the sides of those against us.
Enduro
This is what I do for fun at weekends when I am not drinking or having fun elsewhere
Endurance Is The Crowning Quality Of Success.
Your Daily Motivation – Endurance Is The Crowning Quality Of Success. Sunday January 18, 2009 ENDURANCE IS THE CROWNING QUALITY OF SUCCESS -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The power to hold on in spite of everything, to endure, this is the quality of a winner. Your greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising every time you fail. It's your constant and determined effort that will eventually break down all resistance and sweep all the barriers before you. Persistence means taking pains to overcome every obstacle, to do all that's necessary to reach your goal. All great achievements require time. It's never over until you say it's over. Copyright 2008 www.yourdailymotivation.com Watch This Video => Discover The System Watch This Video => Meet The Team
Endurance Is The Crowning Quality Of Success.
Your Daily Motivation – Endurance is the Crowning quality of Success. Wednesday January 21, 2009 ENDURANCE IS THE CROWNING QUALITY OF SUCCESS. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The power to hold on in spite of everything, to endure, this is the quality of a winner. Your greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising every time you fail. It's your constant and determined effort that will eventually break down all resistance and sweep all the barriers before you. Persistence means taking pains to overcome every obstacle, to do all that's necessary to reach your goal. All great achievements require time. It's never over until you say it's over. Copyright 2008 www.yourdailymotivation.com Watch This Video => Discover The System Watch This Video => Meet The Team
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I think I'll sum up today's 50,000 layoffs legal action being taken against multiple corporations by various depts of labor and the general exploding chaos around us as this depression continues to jam our jugulars with home made shivs. A good meal feeds the man. A great meal feeds the soul. It has absolutely nothing to do with anything but for some reason I find it to be very true. I'm not saying life sucks, have a cookie. I'm saying take care of what you can be happy with what you can take care of. As my mom would say: Make the main thing the main thing and keep the main thing the main thing. We'll endure... alright I'll endure the rest of you can panic if you'd like. I'm 90% sure I'm going to become a chef, whether I use that professionally or not is yet to be determined. But hey, at least my food will be well prepared and well selected even on the most dismal budget. I often daydream about owning a bistro or an inn. Serve lots of fresh vegetables...
Endure
A life of ant bites punctuated by magnetic catastrophe. A beacon of misfortune. A broadcast of misery. An anthem of dry smiles and desert humor. A life of knuckle shaped bruises Immitated, duplicated, admired and despised- Never quite right. Never quite there. Friends named enemy. Love named hate. Hate named self. Beg to forget. Pledge to endure.
Endure Suffering And Gain Wisdom
Have you ever goten tired of the way things have gone in your life. Sometimes do you wish you could just put youe head in the sand til it all passes. Well this is life and as humnans we arnt so furtunate. We have to face disappointment disaster and death daily. but there comes a point when you just have to say enough is enough and then it is up to you to change in order to to move forward. and the more we endure our suffering the stronger we become. hopefully we gain the wisdom along the way to not repeat the same suffering over and over. this is a sure path to repairing that wich is broken in ones self!
End World 1
I was lost on the shore of the end world, the featureless sea on one side, blue and callous, in its wash. To the other side, The featureless onyx wall, fifty feet high if a foot, cold to touch. The sky above was a clear blue, empty of cloud, sun hanging just off of noon. Where was I, where was I? Was I just born here now? Where were my memories? The sand between, wall and sea and just me, it stretched endless in either direction. I started walking.
End World 2
Endless sun and sky, and who am I? These clothes, these eyes I look out of, I have no sense of self, on these sands. Have I walked for days or minutes? There is no salt in the air, dead blue sea, dead blue heaven. Have I died, am I somewhere else? am I someone else? Nothing in pockets, nothing in mind, I am as empty as this place. I look back, and see no tracks.
End World 3
Something different on the wall ahead, unthinking I ran, anything, any change under sun, sea and sand. The beach widened, I hugged the wall, never liking the still water anyway, a blemish, in unbroken onyx. I arrived. Curious, A grey stone gateway. Stone as featureless as the black barricade around it. Topped with a simple arch. The stone was as cold as elsewhere, if I thought I had a pulse, I might have felt it in my hand. Then I noticed, crowning it all, inlay glowering down, a spider inky as the wall. It bracketed the arch, I looked up and it's red eyes opened, and looked down on me.
The End!!! Week 52!!!
- Booster Gold and Rip Hunter find themselves racing through the beginning of a new multiverse full of 52 parallel Earths, and must stop Mister Mind from eating them all and destroying time itself. - Supernova stops in to help out, and he’s Booster’s descendent/ancestor/whatever from Metropolis that appeared to die when Skeets threw him into time earlier in the series. Apparently the Mister Mind-infected robot had the poor guy trapped in the repeating loop of 52 seconds. - The threesome find themselves visiting dozens of the universes as Mister Mind chomps through time and space, changing each Earth in drastic and unpredictable ways. - The remains of Skeets might be the answer, and may be able to contain Mister Mind once again, but first they need to be retrofitted with suspendium and supercharged. To do that, Booster stops over to meet one last time with his fallen friend, Blue Beetle, shortly before they first met after the original Crisis. - The threesome return to Rip H
Endytophilia
Refers to preferring a sex partner to be clothed rather than naked during sex.
Endymion
I held the empty moon aloft in the garden of the godsas you heralded the sun.I dug a trench for the waters to dance in the firefly-light of the starsand you gathered golden wheat and young, handsome sacrificeHumbled under the cool weightsoothed, like a silent lullaby.The vacant black welcomed the light surrounding itembracing the million voices in chorus.Without fear.For the moment.Sing. For when the dawn comes...
Ened The Scoring Just 22 S
PROVIDENCE, R.I. - Bobby Robins had a goal and an assist and Niklas Svedberg made 18 saves Sunday as the Providence Bruins shut out the St. Johns IceCaps 3-0 in the American Hockey League. Carter Camper and Lane MacDermid had the other goals for the Bruins (3-5-0). Eddie Pasquale made 35 saves for the IceCaps (5-6-0) in taking the loss. Robins opened the scoring just 22 seconds into the game after Christian Hanson wired a shot from inside the blue-line that struck Pasquale in the mask. The rebound caromed to an open Robins, who buried his first of the season. Providence made it 2-0 on a two-man advantage late in the second period. Ryan Spooner took a pass from Chris Bourque and sent a perfect feed cross-crease feed to Camper. The Bruins added an insurance goal 5:40 into the third when MacDermid pounced on a loose puck and fired a shot past Pasquale. Cheap NFL Jerseys China . Milan forward Alexandre Patos 73rd-minute header was the first goal Malaga has allowed in five Cham
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Enemy Territory
My homie got hit he took one for da team Among da crop ya know he was da cream He went missin for two days I had my fears When I heard da news I broke down in tears He got thrown from 20 stories brains splattered on da pavement He ain’t even in da grave but I already got a replacement I called da boys together an put together a master plan Da souljas declarin’ war cause we don’t give a d*** Da Dawg Pound’s comin’ an we gonna get payback Dey took out one of us DDP ready ta go on da attack Cause ya made a mistake when ya crossed da line Da clock’s tickin’ y’all runnin’ out of time We comin’ out at night in da shadows we keep hidden We G’s from da streets dirty, diseased, & flea ridden’ The second ya leave da house we gonna drive-by We got our guns cocked get prepared, ya gonna die I saw da door open and we made our move After dis was all over our pain would be soothed We took off slow an turned out da headlights Rolled down da wi
Enemy
I don’t understand the world around me I don’t think I ever will All the pain and suffering surrounds me And it’s all taking me in I’m still trying to give myself Just one more last chance To like the person that I see in the looking glass I’m my only enemy I’m lost inside my pain Just let me have my razor And I’ll be fine again Blood flows from my open wound As I pray for it to end Won’t someone just let me die And set me free again I’m cutting and crying trying To let myself free The razor is my enemy And my only security I’m my only enemy I’m lost inside my pain Just let me have my razor And I’ll be fine again I don’t really know what went wrong I used to be so happy I don’t think I can take this much longer I want to be happy I need to be happy I used to be so happy I’ll never under stand the world around me I don’t think I ever will
Enemy
Your enemy stabs you in the front Your friend stabs you in the back Your bf/gf stabs you in the heart But me your closest friend Carries a knife to stab Those muthas right back
Enemy
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Enemy
Those with no class, no tact, no kindness. Those brazen fiscal fools. Loud. DEAFENING. Baying of nothing sweet like wolves, but that of monstrous industry. I beg you Please Take the blade of my ancestors, and slide it smartly across your throat. Be careful not to get any of your willfully vile essence on my feet. You need not fear, so long as you're nothing like my enemy... yet there are so many of you. Faceless... inhumane swine of the legion. What hope is there to crush your culture of pustuous bile? What shining beacon, what guide is there against a sea of self promoting, gluttonously greedy, inarticulate, uneducated FILTH. All is lost... against this philistine "me society". The imdominatable cur horde celebrated in glorious sunshine. While individuality is feared, loathed, and driven further into cold darkness. Enemy. Yet in this darkness... it is innevitable that we will feed, grow, breed... and hunger for light once again. We will regroup. We will lick
The Enemy- Godsmack
Hey Mister backstabbin' son of a bitch you're livin' in a world that'll soon be dyin' and I know everybody knows you try to be like me but even at your best as a man you couldn't equal half of me. I am realizing that everybody's lost their simple ways and now that it's here I see it all so clearly I've come face to face with the enemy, the enemy. You, your another shit talkin' punk to me. You're a living inspiration for what i never wanna be, and I see you've been blinded by what you believe And now back up and sit down, shut up and act like you need to be. I am realizing that everybody's lost their simple ways and now that it's here I see it all so clearly, I've come face to face with the enemy, the enemy. come to me, come to me the enemy come to me, come to me So predicting you're the reason why i lie simple decision took me too much time to fly Oh, checkmate! I am realizing that everybody's lost their simple ways and now that it's here I see it
Enemies
your enemies can become your best friends and your best friends can become your enemies so be watching for it to happen cause you never know when your enemy is going to ask you to be friends just be happy when that day comes you never know when your friend is going to become your enemy so watch out for that day to come. by Melissa Dumler
Enemies Of Liberty
by Dr. William Pierce It has been said that the price of liberty is eternal vigilance. That makes sense to me. I believe it's true. But it certainly isn't good news for America. It's not good news because eternal vigilance is simply too high a price for most Americans today. They're not willing to pay that much for liberty. I mean, think about it. Vigilance means paying attention to what's happening in the world. It means trying to understand what's happening. One might even have to get up off the couch, turn off the TV for a few minutes, and think. It might even mean missing the Sunday game! Really, that's asking too much of the average American voter. I mean, why should he trouble himself to be vigilant when he's got his buddy Bill up there in Washington to keep an eye on things for him? Surely, if anything important comes up, someone he can trust, like Tom Brokaw or Dan Rather or Peter Jennings will warn him about it and tell him exactly what opinion he should have on it. The
Enemas And Ice Cream
So today one of our neighborhood junkies comes in for, *SURPRISE*, syringes...however she had some other purchases to get along with them, just to make it look good. I watch with amazement as I'm ringing up syringes, a twin pack of enemas, personal lubricant, and a pint of ice cream...WTF?!?!?!?! Just looking at this eclectic conglomeration of items had me shaking my head. All I could think was there was about to be one hell of a hootinannie in the hood today! At what kind of fucked up party is someone gonna be yelling, "WOO-HOO! Enemas and ice cream!" THEN she had to stop for beer and cigarettes on the way home...this was 11:30 in the morning!!!! Just needed to share that.
The Enemy
Confines me its all that i see Sickness keeps you following me Keep it inside, all that is sharp Hold it inside, all that is dark Tear I'll shut you up Down, down, down I'll destroy you Kill or be killed Down, down, down You've become the enemy Enemy I thank you for making me feel Make me feel like i want to kill you show me you're evil inside Now won't you just curl up and die Tear I'll shut you up Down, down, down I'll destroy you Kill or be killed Down, down, down You've become the enemy Enemy You make me You make me hate You make me You make me hate you
The Enemy's Objectives
The Enemy’s Objectives – Ephesians 6:12 How does our Enemy operate? Dr. Stanley believes he has four primary objectives in interrupting God’s work in our lives. First, Satan wants us to doubt God’s Word. If he can get you doubting just a little bit, then he’s secured a foothold in your life. In Genesis 3:1, this is how he confronted Eve in the Garden. The serpent planted a seed of doubt in her mind. And the results were catastrophic for all mankind! Second, Satan tries to distract us from spiritual matters. He wants us focused on earthly, temporary outlets. It sometimes seems as if the Enemy uses every television, cell phone, and computer to change our focus from the Word to things with no eternal value. Third, the enemy works to disable us from the Lord’s service. Satan will do anything to prevent you from making an impact for Christ. Think about all the popular Christian leaders who have fallen away. Their sinful dee
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I do not believe in God Nor do I believe in Christ I do believe in a superior being That protects me through the night... I can feel the presence surround me In every corner of the room To keep the demons that plague me From taking over all too soon... I feel cool lips caressing The tears that flood my cheeks Trying to pull me from myself Imprisioned in my sleep... Gentle hands try to comfort me Arms hold me against a solid chest Protecting me as I battle within Willing me to rest... I am a worthy opponent There's no other stronger than myself And to battle within my own mind The victor is so hard to tell... As the battle of the night Finally comes to a bitter end I cling to the frayed ends of sanity As the new day begins... I cling to a feeling Of a protector I can't see I want to thank you for trying to protect me from myself My ONLY enemy...is ME. ~Stacy Guerra©7/14/2006~
Enemies
Let your enemies eliminate themselves cuz once you start eliminating them you gain more enemies.
The Enemy Of My Enemy Is Still My Enemy
Our sojourn through the late eighth and early seventh century B.C. monarchial life of Judah continues in 2 Kings 16 with the sixteen-year reign of king Ahaz. "In the seventeenth year of Pekah the son of Remaliah Ahaz the son of Jotham king of Judah began to reign." From last week, we may not remember -- even I have a hard time remembering, and I like to think I'm well versed -- the man who came to power in Israel by murdering his predecessor and fell from power the same way (2 Kings 15:27-31). In Pekah's reign a considerable part of Israel got invaded and annexed by the onslaught of Assyria, the rising power of that part of the world. Population pressures led to what we read about in verse thirty-seven, where Pekah along with Rezin of Syria is marching on Judah during Ahaz's reign. So low did Ahaz choose to sink that he sought an alliance which just a generation before would have been unthinkable! But when we don't even try to keep a strong spiritual or ethical foundation ourselv
The Enemy
Hey! Oh, Mr. backstabbing son of a bitch You're living in a world that will soon be dying And I know, everybody knows you try to be like me But even at your best, as a man you couldn't even be a half of me I am realizing, that everybody's lost their simple ways And now that is here, I see it all so clearly I've come face to face with the enemy, oh the enemy! You! You're another shittalking punk to me You're living inspiration for what I never wanna be And I see, you've been blinded by what you believe And now back up and sit and I'll show the act you need to be I am realizing, that everybody's lost their simple ways And now that is here, I see it all so clearly I've come face to face with the enemy, oh the enemy! Come to me, come to me, the enemy, come to me, come to me So predicting, you're the reason why I lie Safehold decision took too much time To fly Oh, check me, check me... I am realizing, that everybody's lost their simple ways And now that is her
The Enema Within
The Enema Within 2007 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by Darwin (21 May 2004, Texas) Michael was an alcoholic. And not an ordinary alcoholic, but an alcoholic who liked to take his liquor... well, rectally. His wife said he was "addicted to enemas" and often used alcohol in this manner. The result was the same: inebriation. The machine shop owner couldn't imbibe alcohol by mouth due to a painful throat ailment, so he elected to receive his favourite beverage via enema. And tonight, Michael was in for one hell of a party. Two 1.5 litre bottles of sherry, more than 100 fluid ounces, right up the old address! When the rest of us have had enough, we either stop drinking or pass out. When Michael had had enough (and subsequently passed out) the alcohol remaining in his rectal cavity continued to be absorbed. The next morning, Michael was dead. The 58-year-old did a pretty good job of embalming himself. According to toxicology reports, his blood alcohol level
The Enemy
Hey! Oh, Mr. backstabbing son of a bitch You're living in a world that will soon be dying And I know, everybody knows you try to be like me But even at your best, as a man you couldn't equil half of me I am realizing, that everybody's lost their simple ways And now that is here, I see it all so clearly I've come face to face with the enemy, oh the enemy! You! You're another shittalking punk to me You're living inspiration for what I never wanna be And I see, you've been blinded by what you believe And now back up and sit down shut up and act like you need to be I am realizing, that everybody's lost their simple ways And now that is here, I see it all so clearly I've come face to face with the enemy, oh the enemy! Come to me, come to me, the enemy, come to me, come to me So predicting, you're the reason why I lie Safehold decision took too much time To fly Oh, check mate, check mate... I am realizing, that everybody's lost their simple w
Enemy
STOP HER , shes breaking in STOP HER, she wants to begin STOP HER, shes hiding out loud STOP HER, the screams so loud LET HER IN, you know she'll get it LET HER OUT, you know she wants it BREAK HER, she will fall LEAVE HER, she will not crawl SHE IS, the enemy in side
The Enemy - Static-x
Confine me it's all that I see Sickness keeps you following me Kept it inside, all that is sharp Held it inside, all that is dark Tear I'll shut you up Down, down, down I'll destroy you Kill or be killed Down, down, down You've become the enemy Enemy I thank you for making me feel Make me feel like I want to kill You show me you're evil inside Now won't you just curl up and die Tear I'll shut you up Down, down, down I'll destroy you Kill or be killed Down, down, down You've become the enemy Enemy You make me You make me hate You make me You make me hate
Enemies Be Warned
all those who are my enemies and i am writing this for you this just came to me enemy of hate those who broke my heart die in hell and fall apart or you who don't know me you never will because i am evil and you shall see for those who find me shal suffer a worse fate on a much later date FOR I AM TAKEN AND YES I AM FORSAKEN i love my new life and i love causing strife so if you fuck with me i shall ruin your life forever and make you leave me alone and disapear and run away making you say NEVER so be warned those who cross me and who want to know me because there is nothing like me AND DARKEST NIGHTMARES!!!! there will be more when i think of it
The Enemy From Within...
This election has me very worried. So many things to consider. About a year ago I would have voted for Obama. I have changed my mind three times since then. I watch all the news channels, jumping from one to another. I must say this drives my husband crazy. But, I feel if you view MSNBC, CNN, and Fox News, you might get some middle ground to work with. About six months ago, I started thinking "where did the money come from for Obama?" I have four daughters who went to College, and we were middle class, and money was tight. We (including my girls) worked hard and there were lots of student loans. I started looking into Obama's life. Around 1979 Obama started college at Occidental in California . He is very open about his two years at Occidental, he tried all kinds of drugs and was wasting his time but, even though he had a brilliant mind, did not apply himself to his studies. 'Barry' (that was the name he used all his life) during this time had two roommates, Muhammad
The Enemy
Our common enemy is anythin' that impeeds our growth. We are ALL alike in this manner. This is our common bond as humans. The most glarin' of these fuckers is "easy". The quest for the "easier, softer way" has become a plague across this once great nation. It has been fostered by laziness, weeded in religion, woven into politics, and ultimately been hallowed upon the shoulders of the majority, who TELL you..."it's okay". Some among us had better quickly take up arms, or our great society, will no doubt begin it's backslide, to a degree of which we have never witnessed. Do you still make dinner for your family? Or has Stoffer's offered you a more "time efficient" method? What are you gonna do with ALL this fuckin' "time" you've saved anyway? Maybe get on the computer & order some shit you don't really need...so you can clean your shower with "no mess & no scrubbin' in half the time???...so you can AVOID the hassle of goin' 2 the mall. Cause God knows that just sucks up TOO much
Enemy
"Enemy" Step up to me - Step up to me You wanna be a big time player - it's not to be Look at all the snide ass - actin like a wise ass I'll fuck up your face and you'll never look back So when you fall to the ground And finally get back to reality And no one at all is around So tell me how does it feel to be the enemy? Step up to me - Step up to me Step up to me - Step up to me You wanna be a big time player - it’s not to be Look at your face - look at your name It's funny you’re a loser with only yourself to blame Cut your fucking hair now - scared of all the stare downs You wanna be like me cause it's real So you steal on your way to fame Never gonna be - never gonna see Your name in lights - you can always dream what ‘cha could've been Clean up my shit - you look like a dick Step to unemployment - step Step! Step up to me – step up You’re the enemy!
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The Enemy
The enemy called love is shapeless, faceless, and it envelops us all in a cloud of jealousy, ignorance, stupidity and outright madness. Most of us take it for granted and are too afraid to face the reality of accepting true love when it looks us dead in the eye. Most people run and hide because they are too afraid of true love, or they blame the world around them, or their own problems, or whatever pathetic excuses they use to mask their ego and their own self hatred. If you love someone, why run away and hide? I always thought true love was not being able to live without someone, yet why do people say they need time, space, closure, whatever? Maybe I am way too cynical, but I do know this. Eventually TRUE love will find me. And that true love will not run away and hide when the chips are down, love will not cheat on me with people I am close with, love will not blame everyone else for how fucked their reality is. When love finds me, even though it has beaten the shit out of me, I will
The Enemies Within: The 20 Most Dangerous Conservatives And Their Organizations (repost)
Danger sign. Image from http://www.traditioncreek.com/storefront/danger-p-606.html America has enemies. Not just abroad, but within our shores as well. And our domestic enemies, as it turns out, are MORE dangerous and destructive than the terrorists could ever hope to be. Because while the terrorists want to destroy us, the following people and their organizations are doing far more damage. 1. Roger Ailes: The President of Fox News keeps the right-wing mouth piece biased and unbalanced. He literally proposed a right-wing news network as a propaganda tool to use during the Nixon Administration. And now, Fox News makes every effort to slander Democrats, lie to the public, and support conservative groups, activists and politicians at all costs. Want to tell Ailes what you think of him? Feel free to contact Fox News Channel by mail, phone, or email. FOX News Channel 1211 Avenue of the Americas, 2nd Floor, New York, NY 10036 Phone: 212-301-3000 Web: www.foxnews.com 2
Enemy Of Sleep
I lay on the dirty linoleum of my kitchen floor A mixture of two toned vinyl and cheap plastic Rising up slowly in the corners, trying to escape A voice bleeds through the Styrofoam wall She praying Her words fall onto me, becoming a second skin Wrapping me in a fragile layer of faith A long and beautifully uncomfortable silence deafens me I sink into the image of her She wore low top chucks, faded to perfection They were littered with paint stains and held together with frayed dental floss Swift broken souls that carried the deceptive angel from street corners Somewhere in between the washer worn cut off slacks and the elegant texture scar of her collar bone A feminine frame carved from delicate skin stood decaying and breaking down Her hands, precision straight razors that slice the air with every exaggerated gesture she spoke of My hearing is resurrected with the sound of shallow footsteps A black eyed brunette Her steps echo like broken glass I drift off to sleep
Enemy Of Sleep
I lay on the dirty linoleum of my kitchen floor A mixture of two toned vinyl and cheap plastic Rising up slowly in the corners, trying to escape A voice bleeds through the Styrofoam wall She praying Her words fall onto me, becoming a second skin Wrapping me in a fragile layer of faith A long and beautifully uncomfortable silence deafens me I sink into the image of her She wore low top chucks, faded to perfection They were littered with paint stains and held together with frayed dental floss Swift broken souls that carried the deceptive angel from street corners Somewhere in between the washer worn cut off slacks and the elegant texture scar of her collar bone A feminine frame carved from delicate skin stood decaying and breaking down Her hands, precision straight razors that slice the air with every exaggerated gesture she spoke of My hearing is resurrected with the sound of shallow footsteps A black eyed brunette Her steps echo like broken glass I drift off to sleep
Energize
I used to sometimes worry About what life entails I found a little bit of advice Its wisdom never fails. When the world gets in your way Just find a quiet spot To let all of your energy replace the bad you've caught. And when your happy once again your voice is small and fading You'll find the world is once again alive, and good and waiting. © Copyright 2005 Amawitch-granny witch
Energy!
I am the sight of sound I am a constantly changing molecular compound Steadily rearranging my complex structure Because I am that original time traveler With memories of that first great year Which I still hold very dear To my heart Because I am a part Of that first super nova That infinite black hole That locks in secrets of times untold A place where a second is infinite in time The place where the Kemites hid the secrets to the pyramids design Where minutes become days And days pass faster than neutrino waves Through the infinity of space I reside 3 inches above the waist Chinese call me chi I am visible now only because I have slowed down long enough for you to see I am energy In my lifetime this body transforms Enough simple elements to keep New York City warm I am the thoughts that thinkers think before they know they are thinking I am the smells that smellers smell before they realize they are stinkin
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Energy And Mind Enhancement
With all the products on the market designed to keep your body healthy and functioning at full capacity, it's easy to overlook the part that governs it all: your brain. Feeding your mind and boosting your energy level can do wonders in your quest to look good, feel good and enjoy life. Bliss: Anti-Stress Formula Do you find that when you get stressed, even the simple things in life tend to overwhelm you, causing your heartbeat to speed up and your blood pressure to rise? Or maybe your reaction to stress is to withdraw and grow sullen. Sometimes, you just wish you could push through the stress without experiencing the highs and lows that can accompany it. Decreases anxiety Increases mental clarity Promotes relaxation without drowsiness Do you find when you get stressed even the simple things in life tend to overwhelm you? Your heartbeat speeds up; your blood pressure increases; your breathing quickens. Stress has been shown to have negative effects on the body such
Energies
I'm going to use my frustrations to create some visiual arts...so I'm going to go and do that now...see you guys in a bit much love Monique Dupree
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Energy
What never ceases to amaze me about the United States is its government's seemingly uncaring policy about our future. As a government, it seems, especially under the Republicans, more concerned about taking care of big business. Yes, I know all about laissez-faire and the business of America is business, but come on! We have the capability of being so much more than just a consumer nation. Right now, the service industry accounts for over 70% of our economy. That means that 7 out of 10 people are all about taking care of the needs of other people in terms of fast food, tourism, and the like. What happened to our nation of industry? I know, Made in China. What gets me is that we could potential be the first nation to tackle the energy crisis by producing more energy than we consume. Not in terms of oil or gas, but in renewable. We are about the only truely stable nation at the moment with the means to do so. We have large states that get nothing but sunlight all year long
The Energy Seems To Be Mightily Unstable!
Good morning/good afternoon/good evening, everyone! Last week was very uncomfortable energywise - this week is looking about the same, so far. This does not bode well for our run for the end of the year, lol! Damn! This is not good. I'm not adjusting to my energetic changes well at all. I'd really like a break from this, but I don't think that is going to happen. Alot of energyworkers I know, and a bunch of non-energyworkers as well, are finding themselves up to their eyeballs in issues - new issues, old issues; all the Goddess's children got issues, lmao!! The push has begun, we're on the fast track to enlightenment again! I don't know about all of you, but I'm tired. But I refuse to give up! My "anchor" and I are yanking each other about by our connection, lol! That's a laugh, but not really. I believe we are sharing our rather painful emotions right now, back and forth. We are so very connected - I wasn't expecting this to be so painful, but it is. I don't want my "anchor"
Energy Sensing Exercise!
Rather than teaching individually, I thought I would take advantage of the blogs! This is the rank beginner exercise for sensing your own energy field. First, rub your hands together gently a couple of times. Place your hands out in front of you, about 2 feet apart, palms facing each other. Now, slowly, and I mean slowly, start moving the palms of your hands towards each other. You are looking for the sensation of an edge, a warm, soft edge - reminds me of a cotton ball, lol! You will notice that the edge feels a little "bouncy". Once you feel the edge - CONGRATULATIONS! That's your energy field, lol! You can kind of play with it - roll it into a ball, etc. Have fun with it! If you can't sense it the first time, don't worry! Sometimes it takes a few tries. Don't make it work! Don't try too hard - just play with it! Once you are able to sense your own energy field, try sensing the field of a friend! Keep in mind it may feel a bit different from yours, lol. Have fun wit
Energy Vampires---
Those kids in costumes are not the scariest things out there this Halloween season. Far more frightening are certain adults – energy vampires – who masquerade as ordinary people in your everyday life. They can be friends, spouses, co-workers – even mere acquaintances, and they lurk at just about every corner. “Energy vampires suck the life right out of you,” “And beware -- they don’t come out just at Halloween. They’re a year-round drain on your emotional and physical energy supply.” Energy vampires can be incessant whiners, chronic complainers or people who are moody and unpredictable. They can be arrogant dictators who try to dominate everyone and every situation. Or they can be people so candy-sweet that getting too much of them can make you sick. “Although it’s easy to recognize most E-Draculas, others aren’t so obvious – they often work in subtle yet effective ways'". “For your own sanity, you must stand up to your energy vampires, and take responsibility for your happi
Energizer Bunny Found Dead
Energizer Bunny Found Dead The world was stunned by the news today of the death of the ENERGIZER BUNNY. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occurred at approximately 8:42 PM last evening. Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going and going and going, "Pinkie", as he was known to his friends and relatives was alone at the time of death. An emergency autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief Medical Examiner, Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation. Apparently, someone had put Mr. Bunny's batteries in backwards, and he kept coming, and coming, and coming...
Energywork References
I have been asked on several occasions for the best references for learning about energy and energywork. I was reminded recently when I rediscovered a wonderful book by Donna Eden! So I am putting out a short list of books that I personally like. There are many, many books on energywork from all sorts of perspectives available. These are the ones I have found helpful: Energy Medicine by Donna Eden. This is mainly teaching about energy for your personal healing work. But it can be used for healing others, as well. This is a fantastic resource!! Hands of Light, and the sequel, Light Emerging, both by Barbara Brennan. These two assume you will be doing healing work on others. Both give many tips for taking care of yourself and not depleting your own personal energy. Great color pics, as well. Healing Touch: A Resource for Health Care Professionals by Dorothea Hover-Kramer, Janet Mentgen, and Sharon Scandrett-Hibdon. This is one of the textbooks for the Healing Touch classes th
Energy Healing 1
We are all made of energy, actually everything is made of energy. Energy goes into form and out of form and it never dies. Energy can be munipulated and changed just through touch or thought. Even if you never become a healer yourself you can still munipulate your own energy just by changing your thought process. The mind is a very powerful tool that is at our disposal for either positive or negative thoughts. Our mind is where everything starts and as our thoughts form we then begin to get feelings with these thoughts. This is what creates the type of energy you are radiating. Energy can also attach to us from other people, locations or things. This can be a mood changing experience. Something little as walking by someone, their energy can attach to you and IF they are in a bad mood you will immediately feel the effects of it and not understand. If your moods change, take a look around you and pay attention to whom you may have spoken to or even the area you were in. After a
Energy
As we probably all remember from our physics classes way back when, energy can neither be created nor destroyed. It always exists; it just changes form. Personal energy is the same power you feel when you are angry, nervous, terrorize, joyous or sexually aroused. A big part of Witchcraft is learning how to control that energy and make it change form, to direct it to work our magick. Visualization plays a big part in energy work. You need to be able to see it to use it. Being able to feel energy is also important. This is not something that comes easy to all, but is a skill you will acquire with time. What is energy? Take your hands together and rub them really fast until they get hot. Now separate them and hold them close together, palms facing each other about an inch or two apart. Do you feel that tingling? Do you feel something there, something malleable? That is energy. You have just called your physical energy to the surface. Don't force yourself to feel it. Don 't worry
Energy Vampires - We All Know One (video)
Energy Alert - February 14
Good morning, one and all! This is the Energy Alert that was posted yesterday - sorry I missed it, lol. It certainly fits the way I've been feeling and lots of my clients, as well. Blessings, dear friends! Greetings! Where in the heck is all that abundance, those big waves of light, joy, peace, and everything else that is supposed to have arrived in 2008, the year of New Beginnings? Are you perhaps wondering… “New beginnings…hah! What has happened now? Are things ever going to change? When is my ship going to come in? I’m sorry I ever dared to hope that the tide would ever turn! Every time I get my hopes up, they seem to get dashed by yet more unpleasantness and disappointments!” “I absolutely have no more left to give. My gas tank is empty, my battery is dead, and I am overdone waiting to receive. I can no longer serve, care, or even wade through masses of red tape, processes, or hoops to jump through in order to get anywhere! I need help! I can’t do this
Energy Alert - February 23 !
I guess I will continue to post these as they are issued. They seem to make me feel a little less disconnected and I hope they do the same for you! Much love and warm hugs! Blessings, one and all! Greetings! In this energy alert: Why there is so much suffering now present on the planet; Why everything is in divine and perfect order even though it may seem the world has gone mad; Where we are in the transition; What we can do to ease any discomfort we may be experiencing; And examples of the transition process unfolding in a beautiful and perfect way. We are basically in the same space as we were during the last energy alert, even though there have been a few minor movements which placed us in an even more secure position in readiness for the new. On February 20th we experienced a lunar eclipse, which brought a very definite end to the clearing and purging stage. You might have had significant dreams during this time which indicated that th
Energy Alert - March 5
Here is the newest Energy Alert! Blessings, one and all! Greetings! In this energy alert: All about the new unity! Why we are experiencing role reversals; Balancing our energies: why this is happening and manifestations of it; More about the suffering and violence and why it on the rise; Interpretations of the US presidential elections and what will transpire; Why we are experiencing a lack of support and how this will change soon; Explanations of weight gain; and physical and emotional manifestations of the re-alignment process. A brief note: A few of you have been unable to view the latest energy alert exactly when it is posted. The energy alert for February 23 was not posted until the 24th. This was a rare exception. If you cannot view the newest alert on the date you receive the notification (I can assure you, it is indeed on the web site), it is most likely because of your ISP or your computer settings. In time it will show up f
Energy Alert - March 12!!
Thought I would post the newest Energy Alert - still haven't had a chance to read it myself!! Have a glorious evening! Blessings, one and all! In this energy alert: The dam is about ready to burst...get ready! Well folks, we are still put-put-putting along as we make slow and steady progress. In bits and pieces, we are integrating and aligning with the new energies of this next dimensional leap and connecting as we go, if only ever so slowly. Small pieces are coming together, but we have yet to be able to say “YIPEEEEE! We are finally engulfed in the new energies and everything is moving ahead like a magical whirlwind of effortless creation!” Like a fever that has yet to break, we may feel stuck, waiting, and wondering what the hold up is. Butting up against a dam that seems to be holding us in check, we may feel stagnant and immobile. Will we ever move forward? Will the tide ever turn? Is the world falling apart and readying to end forever? Are we
Energy Alert - March 24 !!
For energyworkers and those that are interested in one perspective on what is going on, energywise, I continue to post these Energy Alerts from Karen. Much love, warm hugs, and blessings for all my friends, family, and fans! Greetings! (Please note: For those of you who desire a printed version of the energy alerts, there is now a temporary “printer friendly version” link at the bottom of the energy alert page. This printer friendly page will allow you to print the energy alerts without the graphics. When David has the new site up and going, you will no longer need to access this printer friendly page as the newest alert page will automatically print without the graphics.) This is perhaps one of the most exciting energy alerts I have ever had the privilege of writing. In this energy alert: Information about completing the shift… Manifestations internally and externally; Much more about weight gain; Letting go of our responsibilities with n
Enertia
Come check out Wicked And Join the Family!! Dj Enertia is Live..... Let the road lead you to me....@ wicked (repost of original by '.+:Enertia:+. [Juggalo Wally's Gurl] JuggaLette for LYFE! [DJ @ Wicked] [BABY SPICE FOR REAL!]' on '2008-04-20 21:49:19')
Energy Alert - April 22 !
I am posting the newest Energy Alert in hopes that those who are interested in this sort of thing will have an opportunity to read it! Much love, warm hugs, and blessings for all my family/friends/fans! Greetings! Although this rarely occurs, it has been much longer than usual in between energy alerts this time. The last energy alert was posted on April 3rd. I was blessed a few weeks ago to acquire my dream land here in the red rocks of the same local area of New Mexico where I have been living, and blessed as well to acquire a rare and “very modest” rental home (or rather, interesting shack) directly across the road within a brief walking distance of my land, where I can reside while I am building some kind of structure to live in! The land and the terms of acquisition seemed to be magically orchestrated, all in divine and perfect order for our new energetic space of new beginnings, as I will address further on in this energy alert. In this regard, I have been mo
Energy Alert - May 1
I will continue to post these Energy Alerts by Karen Bishop for those who like to read them. Please remember, this is her interpretation/reading of present energetic events! Take them with a grain of salt and see if they feel like truth to you. Much love, warm hugs, and blessings! Greetings! I recently moved into a house which needed a lot of work, but the rent was extremely low, and it was a very unusual find, directly across the road from my newly acquired property. Being that I will be living here while I build a home across the road (or rather a studio above a barn, until I am ready to build my dream home!), and requiring beautiful surroundings around me as they vibrate so much higher, my real estate agent/neighbor/friend/angel and I decided that I should paint the interior of this modest rental home in some awesome colors. What a project it turned out to be. The old paint on the kitchen cupboards was a pretty ghastly and intense color, as was another se
Energy Vampires (for Lack Of A Better Term)
Some people bring unexpected lightness and comfort to your life. They crackle with energy, practically electrify you with their presence. And then there are those who leave you feeling stressed out. Or guilty. Or exhausted down to your very last molecule. I call them energy vampires, and obnoxious or meek, they come in all forms. The charmer is a constant talker or joke-teller who has to be the center of attention. The blamer, on the other hand, doles out endless servings of guilt. These are just two kinds of people who are energy zappers No matter which type of energy vampire you're dealing with, you're allowed to walk away. Many of us find this really hard to do. We're afraid of being thought of as impolite; we don't want to offend people. But there are plenty of ways to remove yourself from a killing conversation. When leaving isn't an option, you can still maintain your energy level by making a few minor adjustments. Recognize the Signs One of the first things to do is to
Energy Alert - May 12, 2008
Good morning, one and all! I will continue to share these with everyone, as long as I feel the "nudge" to do so, lol. Much love, warm hugs, and blessings, Dear Friends! Greetings! As more and more is becoming aligned to the higher frequencies we are now being embraced within, much movement is occurring which is creating a barrage of varied manifestations on the planet, within and without. At the end of March, just after the equinox, openings arrived and we were able to move forward with much opening up and many miracles abounding. We had most certainly touched a higher place, reached a new shore of a new reality, come to the end of the birth canal, and it felt much like heaven indeed. Then, almost as abruptly as it all began, things suddenly went into a chaotic state, as energies were attempting to re-align themselves with their higher purpose, or best fit for how they were now vibrating. This is a very common pattern of the ascension process. We
Energy Alert - May 21 !
Here is the newest posting to Karen's Energy Alert. Much love, warm hugs, and blessings for one and all! Greetings! The planet is continuing its process of turning inside out as it strives to align with a higher vibration or with new ways of living and being within a very new reality. Much which existed in realities of the past, or within a lower vibrating dimension are becoming merely an illusion now as there is very little left to hold onto. In years past we may have imagined a higher vibrating world or reality for ourselves, and hence, this was the seeming illusion at that time. Now, the illusion is what is left of the old world, or the old ways of living and being, the old structures, and the old systems of survival. There is nothing left for them to adhere to and thus, they only really exist within our imaginations. Yes, as we progress further and further into the higher realms, we have less and less of the old to hold onto. This can create a fee
Energizer Batteries Exposed: Naturalnews Investigation Reveals Truth About "d" Rechargeable Batteries
A NaturalNews photo investigation reveals that Energizer "D" Rechargeable batteries are no more powerful than common "AA" rechargeable batteries. In fact, an off-the-shelf Energizer "D" rechargeable battery is actually made of a much smaller AA-capacity battery wrapped in a cheap plastic cylinder with air gaps, designed to make it appear physically like a "D" battery while only delivering the performance of an "AA" battery (2500 mAh). Full details are revealed in this NaturalNews Phototour: http://www.NaturalNews.com/PhotoTour_Ene... The photos, taken by NaturalNews editor Mike Adams, reveal what's really behind the Energizer "D" rechargeable battery: A plastic cylinder, air gaps and a much smaller AA-style battery that only delivers 2500mAh of power. Competing rechargeable "D" batteries on the market deliver a much as 11,000mAh of power and are priced at only slightly more cost than the Energizer "D" battery (which costs approximately 400% more than Energizer's 2500mAH "AA" battery
Energy Alert - May 30 !
This is the newest installment.....enjoy! Greetings! Is anyone minding the store? Are things completely out of control? Why are some of us feeling vulnerable, fearful, lost without a rudder, with chaos abounding and perhaps wondering what in the world is going on? Has it become near impossible to put even a toe out there without having a strange and uncomfortable experience? Do we need to keep completely to ourselves behind a closed door with no interation with much of anything? Are we being taken advantage of and used for our love and kindness? Is there a sense of danger at every turn? Are things actually being monitored for our best outcomes and are we indeed being protected at all? And at the same time, are bits and pieces arriving for us if oh so slowly, for our new residency to become intact in the higher realms? After we finally reached this next plateau, weren’t we supposed to arrive in heaven on Earth? If we are indeed here in a higher vibration now, why is
Energy Alert - June 4 .........
Good evening, everyone! This Alert has a fair chunk of personal update about Karen's daughter and the birth of the daughter's twins. Then Karen gets into the energy, lol! Hope you are all surviving the Mercury Retrograde - personally, it's kicking my ass, lol. It's about to get rougher, but so be it! Much love and blessings......... Greetings! At the time I wrote the last energy alert, my daughter Ari was in the hospital with complications involving her pregnancy with twins. Not due until the end of August, there was a strong possibility that they would need to arrive right then, and they were very small indeed. Solomon, or “Baby B” had an overabundance of amniotic fluid, and Arion, or “Baby A” was severely lacking in amniotic fluid. Called Twin to Twin Transference Syndrome, the placenta feeds one baby and not the other. Solomon was working so hard to keep them both alive that his heart became over-stressed, placing them both in danger. This situation crea
Energy Alert - June 11....
Good evening, one and all! I am posting the new Energy Alert....haven't read it yet myself! Enjoy! Much love, warm hugs, and blessings! Greetings! The re-connection is finally coming! What a wild and seemingly unpredictable ride we have been on, but if we can understand what is indeed occurring, it can all make sense. Things are proceeding right on track as we continued making our way up the spiritual evolutionary ladder. As more and more of the masses become involved in the process, the stages still repeat themselves over and over, but with much more of an impact now as so much more has been embraced and engulfed within higher vibrating energies. And in addition, the higher we vibrate, the more intense and magnified every movement and shift becomes. When this process really began in earnest around 2000, there were but a few in the forefront having the many experiences that the ascension process creates. With each succeeding phase, more a
Energy
Energy."Congress is about to legislate that the U.S. government stop purchasing oil for the Strategic Petroleum Reserve," Heritage Foundation expert Ariel Cohen writes. "Some believe that this would bring gasoline prices down; in reality, however, shutting down the oil supply to the SPR would jeopardize the security of the United States, and infringe upon the executive authority of the President to ensure the nation's defense, while having no appreciate effect on gas prices. Congress should leave the SPR alone."
Energy
The Northeast is the place of the design and choreography of energy movement. Throughout our life process, each of us is the designer of the movement and flow of our own energy and actions. Here is where we ask ourselves the questions, "Whatcha gonna do?" As optimal designers, our male/female energies must be in perfect balance with the energies of the universe. We are then in a position to appropriately set our priorities and make decisions (our resolutions) and choices (the everyday options we select) based on those priorities. Our challenge is to set priorities that support our personal and sacred dreams, then consciously make our decisions and choices in alignment with these priorities. For example, if I set a priority to get a college degree, I am saying that this is important to me. Therefore, when it is time to go to class, I have to decide whether to support my priority and get up out of bed to get to the classroom every day, or stay home and sleep in. When I am in clas
Enervate
enervate \EN-ur-vayt\, transitive verb: 1. To deprive of vigor, force, or strength; to render feeble; to weaken. 2. To reduce the moral or mental vigor of.
Energy Drink May Raise Stroke Risk
Energy Drink May Raise Stroke Risk Reuters (Aug. 15) - Just one can of the popular stimulant energy drink Red Bull can increase the risk of heart attack or stroke, even in young people, Australian medical researchers said on Friday. The caffeine-loaded beverage, popular with university students and adrenaline sport fans to give them "wings," caused the blood to become sticky, a pre-cursor to cardiovascular problems such as stroke. "One hour after they drank Red Bull, (their blood systems) were no longer normal. They were abnormal like we would expect in a patient with cardiovascular disease," Scott Willoughby, lead researcher from the Cardiovascular Research Centre at the Royal Adelaide Hospital, told the Australian newspaper. Red Bull Australia spokeswoman Linda Rychter said the report would be assessed by the company's head office in Austria. "The study does not show effects which would go beyond that of drinking a cup of coffee. Therefore, the reported results wer
Energy Alert - September 12, 2008
This is the newest Energy Alert, issued today! Enjoy! Remember that this is Karen's interpretation on what is going on energetically. Be sure to run it by your own "truth meter", lol....whether it feels like truth to you. Much love, warm hugs, and blessings, one and all! Greetings! The energies have not changed much over the past few weeks, so even though there is not much to tell, in a strange way, there is. We are still in a stage where we have unplugged from one “outlet,” and our plugs are hanging in mid-air until we plug into a new “outlet”…but the glimmerings are arriving for that very new outlet in strange and sometimes subtle ways. This is an exciting time indeed. While we are in the unplugged stage, we are preparing and re-aligning in preparation. We are preparing for a whole new us with a very new role, or new aspect to our current roles. So then, being unplugged means that things are still, as we bottom out before we begin again. W
Energy Source
Energy source The way to get more energy in your life is to use it. Get yourself started, and you'll get the energy flowing. The most powerful and sustainable energy does not come from outside sources. The energy you use to effectively get things done comes from the purpose that is inside you. When you're engaged in something truly meaningful, there's no need to search for the energy to do it. That energy is with you in great abundance. To plug any activity into your energy source, connect it to your authentic purpose. When you know without a doubt why it is important, you'll find everything necessary to get it done. The more useful and valuable things you do with your life, the more energy you'll have available for even greater accomplishments. Take a small step forward, and you make a bigger step possible. Put the energy you have into meaningful pursuits. And you'll soon be making even more. -- Ralph Marston
Energy Alert - October 26, 2008
I believe this may be the last of the Energy Alerts, or so she says. Much love, warm hugs, and blessings for one and all! Later! Muahz! Greetings! Seven years ago, I began writing about the experiences of ascension. At that time, there were a rare few having these strange, seemingly unexplainable symptoms and experiences. Most individuals were still going about their lives as if nothing had changed. But as time went on, many, many more came on board. In this way, much to my surprise, my audience grew. It was thrilling to see this process in action, as a growing audience of readers was proof that we were indeed going through a miraculous process of spiritual evolution. We have come so far. First, as a small group of way-showers guiding the way and forging new territory for many to follow, and now with so many rapidly climbing the rungs of the ascension ladder. As a planet, we have made impressive progress. The more souls who are embraced by the asc
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Energy Protection
Many of us are sensitive to energy, so we make our homes a sanctuary and only leave when we have fully prepared ourselves. We may use gemstones, essential oil, or talismans, or perhaps we call on our angels or surround ourselves in a bubble of light. But we should be conscious of what we are seeking to accomplish. It is important to remember that if we want to shield ourselves, we might inadvertently keep out the good that is coming our way. All of our tools can be helpful if we use them wisely and keep ourselves engaged in all the world has to offer. If we instead seek to filter distractions, than we can be like prospectors panning for gold. We learn to filter when we are children as we learn about the world around us. At first every leaf on the ground is a reason to stop and investigate. But as we learn where to focus our attention, the rest becomes background. We don't cut ourselves off from the world, we merely shift our focus. As humans, we don't always know what is good f
Energy Level
Your Energy Level is Moderate For you, life is all about balance. You keep active, but you rest a lot too. You have enough vigor to get everything done... with a little left over for some fun. You find that you have plenty of energy, as long as you give yourself time to recharge. But if you don't take care of yourself, you notice that your energy levels really plummet. What's Your Energy Level?
Energy Within,and All Around Us!!
hi my friends, i wanted to share with you what i found on my friend page, it's about "Max"When we talk about Source energy we are talking about that high vibrational frequency of purity that does not contain the resistance that you can find along your physical trail. Source is expanding from what you are living. Source is not a static state of being that achieved perfection and now is working with you to bring you up to speed with it. Source is expanding in its perfection through those like you. The contrast you experience allows you to become more, and then its your work to get up to speed with that. Source sees you and only feels appreciation for that which you are, regardless of the condition that you are living because Source is so practiced in this condition of well- being, that the condition you are currently living does not dissuade it from its knowledge of well-being.Unconditional love is staying in the vibration of Source, regardless of the condition. Conditional love says " I
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Energy Can Neither Be Created Nor Destroyed
The all-encompassing meaning of life for all human beings is to follow the pleasure principle. Everything that you do or think are merely levels of abstraction above seeking pleasure and avoiding pain, and which you believe are in your best interest for following this principle. It can be anything from the basic (eating a cookie), to a bit more complex and abstract (maintaining a healthy diet instead, believing the better health, increased energy, and being more physically attractive will make you happier than eating said cookie, for a longer period of time) to the highly abstract and complex (a father sacrificing himself for his family, say by jumping on a grenade. A variety of issues might come into play such as religion [and further, getting to go to heaven for what is believed to be such a "noble deed"], belief in offspring surviving on as a form of immortality, chemicals involved with love [and possibly thinking it better to die a hero and save loved ones than to live a coward and
Energy And The Otherworld (astral Plane)
The otherworld(astralplane) can be hard to reach and understand because it occupies the same space(area) as the earth plane. There is no linear thought or concept of time there! Time it self is a human conceived idea. All teachings say the two worlds interpenetrate eachother but have different vibrations, which make this penetration possible. For Further explanation look up the Tachyon theory of quantum physics. Tachyon = Subatomic particle
Energy Vampires
Are there people that sap the energy out of everybody when they come into a room, energy vampires, as it were?
Energy Medicine
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Energetic Tourist Destinations In Nepal
Nepal is the treasure trove country that has lots of wonderments of nature, historical, culture and amazing attractions and is lovingly called as the Paradise of tourist. Nepal has highly progressed in tourism industry and is the largest source of foreign exchange and revenue. Nepal at present is also doing quite good in many aspects and outstanding in different categories of tourism services. It is a country where nature has bestowed its best expression, dotted with manmade wonders, rich culture and tradition, royal attractions, historical magnificence and many other attractions swift the country. If you visit the places like Kathmandu and Bhaktapur almost the whole streets seems like a decoration with such attractions to explore and on the top are meant for mountaineers and adventure seeking people. So Nepal tourism is incredible awesome and wonderful with lots of excitement full of varied experiences. Let’s discuss some of the Tourist Destinations in Nepal. Kathmandu
Energeia Mystikos
Energeia Mystikos I have seen purple vibes of a living soulI have heard the waves of azure blueI have tasted Erato's sweet delightI found her bouquet in the fields of nightI have swam in the ink of a timeless skyI have flown through Gaia's earthen womb Without form and wholly voidEmptiness and loneliness walk side by sideEver connected through the sands of timeIntersecting points of lightRunning parallel , the Adept findsWoven in the Spiral Architects' mind ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Energy Gains
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Energie Vergelijken
Hoewel de gemiddelde marktprijs van elektriciteit is afhankelijk van de locatie van uw bedrijfspand , niettemin , zelfs op dezelfde locatie verschillende bedrijven verschillende tarieven . Bovendien , feedback ontvangen van consumenten helpen energie vergelijking websites om de kwaliteit van de diensten die worden aangeboden door verschillende leveranciers van elektriciteit te geven. Vandaar , afgezien van het vergelijken van de prijzen van elektriciteit , kan de consument ook Energie vergelijken vergelijken met de kwaliteit van de dienstverlening . Door het bezoeken van een energie- vergelijking website , kunt u gemakkelijk een betrouwbare leverancier van elektriciteit die eis van uw organisatie energie kan voldoen .
E Net As Much As You Can
SAINT JOHN, N.B. -- Zack Phillips was in the right place at the right time on Friday night. Phillips scored at 10:18 of double-overtime to lift the Saint John Sea Dogs to a 3-2 win over the Rimouski Oceanic in Game 1 of the Quebec Major Junior Hockey Leagues Presidents Cup final Friday. Phillips scored off of defenceman Charles-Olivier Roussels rebound as the puck bounced toward the Sea Dogs forward. "I knew it was in, but the (defenceman) kind of batted it back out of the net," said Phillips. "I saw it drop over the goal-line and obviously I went pretty crazy from there. "I saw the puck just laying there and I just tried to pull it out and get it up as quick as I could." Nathan Beaulieu and Tomas Jurco scored for the Sea Dogs, while Saint John goalie Mathieu Corbeil stopped 41 of 43 shots. Phillips also had an assist. "You have to get the puck to the net as much as you can in overtime, and sometimes we shy away from that because our team is so skilled and we make too many
Enfants Baise
Three children, resting still, wrapped in darkness, Two boys sprawled on the floor, a girl lay, above them, Secretly adored, eyes filled with mischief, brimmed with Delight, of a thing perhaps forbidden, Known to elders, so tall, with all their rights, Silently she pondered, knowing she might err, She whispered, to the dark haired boy a dare, Bid him rise to her, ran fingers through her hair, Beckoned him to kiss her, a good night wish sealed, With care, he smacked lips to her cheek, She shook her head and thought that weak, The boy knelt puzzled, no words to speak, She uttered gently, finger to her lips, “Kiss me here, Not there, show me that you care.” He promptly pressed lips without worry, so unprepared, Youthful nature to mimic, all seen, Bogie, Bacall, Legends of the silver screen, He shook his head slowly, No big deal, he wondered, if what happened was real, Awkwardly he whispered good night, truly wondering, Head upon his pillow, if his kiss had felt tru
Enfin Heureux
Can I talk of love when love is so near? Can one feel love when they are not in tears? I think maybe I can when it is felt so strong Or maybe it because it has been so long or never. Happy without love and nothing comes Happy in love and nothing came. No matter the happiness it was all the same The words just would not begin. And now the words seem to flow so free I no longer need to be in Misery To talk of emotions that I feel so strong I can talk about love I can talk all night long. I can be happy and talk about the things that churn my soul about. I can know love and talk to you I can talk and be happy for this love is true.
Enflamed Alone
Enflamed Alone Fire… Burning orange & red… Like blood… Spitting into the air… I sit alone, hiding in a corner of insanity. Can’t you see me hiding there?! I suppose I’m invisible to all those who don’t know or care. I hide… not by choice, but by force. I wish to be seen… I wish to be heard… But I guess I have nothing of importance to say…… I wish to say goodbye today, But I’m too afraid to go on. I wish to spark, then fade away… But I just don’t feel that strong. Hello… Rhiannon 10-5, 6 & 11-99
Enforcer Job & Rulz
ENFORCER/BOUNCER JOB DESCRIPTION // RULES BEFORE BANNING, YOU MUST TYPE: “*****NAME***** YOU are banned and will have to contact UPPER MANAGEMENT for a meeting to get un-banned” then you click the ban button) (Any of the things listed above are to be deleted by clicking the delete button at the end of the comment) 1. Oversee all activates of the bar 2. WATCH the lounge at all times during scheduled shift (if you cannot be in the lounge during your whole shift, PLEASE make sure there is another person with mod rights in the lounge) 3. The ONLY persons that can ban ANY staff are OWNERS AND MANAGERS. 4. If its real busy in the lounge, please help the bartenders 5. If you cannot make your scheduled shift, please contact management. 6. If anyone is banned, a message stating who was banned and what the reason for the ban needs to be IM’d to management as soon as it happens. IF POSSIBLE, please include a screenshot or copy the conversation. 7. If you abuse your mod rights, your mod
Enforcer
I am proud to announce that I have accepted the position of ENFORCER with Flamming Heart. We are a leveling crew and would love to help you reach your next level. If you have under 15,000 to level Drop me a line and we can help you out. Please see our founder if you are interested in joining us in helping our fellow fubarians level up!! Please drop me a message if you should need help Please visit our founders: RATE/FAN/ADD them and JOIN US WE LOVE TO RATE (** accepting new members and position open) Founder: latina69 founder of flamming hearts@ fubar Co-Founder: Superman {Co-Founder Of The Flamming Hearts & Wish Bone of T.H.U.G.S.}@ fubar
Enforcer Rules
Rules for Enforcers 1. Be there on your shift. 2. Keep drama out of the lounge. 3. If you have a question about banning or ejecting someone go to an owner. 4. Go to head enfocer if you have a problem with a member. CLICK ON LINK TO COME TO THE NEW LOUNGE ON THE BLOC AND ROCK OUT
Enforcers Rules And Requierments
EnForcers The primary role of the enforcer is to keep the peace in the lounge by taking any measures necessary to do so. You must be able to set your friendships aside and not afraid of confrontation. You will also need to have the ability to not get yourself worked up also, keep a cool head and respond appropriately. When two people have a disagreement and it keeps going, next thing you know you have a lounge full of angry members…..AVOID THIS!! Steps to Take to stop an argument or drama that might happen: 1. Give one warning in the lounge to stop the argument or drama, state that if it continues further action will be taken against all people involved. 2. Silence the person that is keeping the issue going. After you have silenced them, state in the lounge that they have been silenced for one hour and once they are no longed silenced if they continue they will be ejected. 3. If silencing does not work, then eject the person. 4. Ban the person – absolute
The Enforcer
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En Français, S'il Vous Plait
I'm listening to Stereolab and thinking to myself how there is really something beautiful about hearing someone singing sweetly in French. Of course, I think the same of anyone singing in Spanish. Unfortunately, I don't find Dutch or German quite as nice. The germanic languages just aren't suited as well to poetry as the romance languages are. Spanish is warm and Italian is languid and French is delicate. You could even hear the roughest bastard swearing in French and it would sound slightly refined. I don't know why. Maybe I'd be able to stand in front of him and smile, enjoying the sound of it because I don't understand a word he's saying. Come to think of it, the slavic languages are something of a pleasant hybrid of the two. Sometimes gutteral, sometimes musical. Hmmmm.
The Engagement Ring
THE ENGAGEMENT RING~~> i've got this thing that means not a thing but its very special though with every twinkle and every glow the pain inside grows I look at this and start to cry my love for you I wish I could deny I've got this thing a very special thing it shines and sparkles and reflects the light it makes me remember that special night you told me about this thing that now means not a thing for it was........ our engagement ring
Engagement
I finally proposed, she said yes, I'll give more details later when I'm not at work, but needless to say, I'm estatic and happy and about to burst I'm so crazy in love and have been for years now. She's still beaming from ear to ear, I'm excited :D
Engaged!
yes can you believe it i'm engaged and i'm going to be going to school in florida :) oh ya go me :) i love it down here though it's soo beautiful
A Engagement Question ....need Help Fast!
ok so every1 knows i'm back wit jamie ...we're perfect together and he has the boyish charm that i can't resist ...even though he has cheated on me in the past i decided to give him this final shot ...well he's always here (since he quit his job) so i know he's not cheatin so far but he's lookin for another job....but a few days ago he asked me to marry him .....and he keeps askin and everytime i want to answer its like my airway shuts off and i can't answer him!! and i get all fidgeity, so i sit there like a complete idiot and act like i'm doin something else .....helppp!! ....should i say yes or no? and how the hell do i get out of the "complete idiot" zone????? but u know normally i'm happy when i'm spendin a lot of time with my boy but then the day he quit his job it was because the work hours were killin him, and we only got to see each other on weekends and because he didn't have time to spend with his son (trevor) but now he's constantly around and not spending any time with tre
Engaged
Yep.. In about two years I'll be Married. Craig asked me on Christmas day if I'd marry him and I said yes!!!
Engaged To Amber
March 16th I got up the courage on Friday to propose to my girlfriend Amber, I asked her if she would make me the happiest guy in the world by becoming my wife, she said yes! She is everything I have ever dreamed of, and I hope we spend the rest of our lives together. Amber
Engaged
I just became engaged...I'll go into more detail later.
Engaged
well i tried 2 change my profile on here and of course it wont let me so ne ways yes im engaged as of wednesday the 30th and i love hime very much. so of course i wouldve said yes. i regret a few things since we been 2gether but only the stupid shit we did 2 each other lke me throwin him out lke a couple weeks ago but other then that we're both over that and i gave him a second chance and now we're engaged. well im out later all
Engagement...the Real Thing!!!
THE FOLLOWING ANNOUNCEMENT HAS BEEN PAID FOR BY THE NEW WORLD ORDER Ladies and gentlemen. The New World Order is proud to announce the real life engagement of nWo members Ernest aka "The King of Hearts" and Kally aka "The Queen of Hearts." This is not just a CherryTap engagement. This is the real deal. Please stop by and show them some love as begin their new journey...4 LIFE!!! Thank you!!! THE PRECEEDING ANNOUNCEMENT HAS BEEN PAID FOR BY THE NEW WORLD ORDER
Engagement...the Real Thing!!!
THE FOLLOWING ANNOUNCEMENT HAS BEEN PAID FOR BY THE NEW WORLD ORDER Ladies and gentlemen. The New World Order is proud to announce the real life engagement of nWo members Ernest aka "The King of Hearts" and Kally aka "The Queen of Hearts." This is not just a CherryTap engagement. This is the real deal. Please stop by and show them some love as begin their new journey...4 LIFE!!! Thank you!!! THE PRECEEDING ANNOUNCEMENT HAS BEEN PAID FOR BY THE NEW WORLD ORDER
Engaged
There is a guy that I'm completely enamored with. I met him on an online dating site. I know this is crazy, but he and I have been talking for about 3 weeks. And we have already decided that we are really in love with each other. He is coming up on August 8th to see me. And he's already bought an engagement ring. I'm insisting on a two year engagement. Because I don't want to make a mistake in marrying someone who I'm not compatible with. And I know that until you've had several serious arguments with someone you can't truly decide whether or not you want to be with them. You have to see both the good sides and bad sides of someone before you can make a serious decision such as marriage.
Engage Brain Before Mouth
Crazy bastard rode a motorcycle to the hospital. What? Did I say something wrong? Tue Sep 25, 11:34 AM ET Malaysian doctors have reattached a man's nearly severed penis after his first wife, enraged by his comparison of her sex skills with those of his younger second wife, decided to chop it off with a kitchen knife. The man, a 43-year-old Indonesian worker in southern Johor state, was lying in bed with his 48-year-old wife talking about his newly wed second wife, who is in her 30s, when the incident happened, the New Straits Times newspaper reported. Despite his shock and pain, the man managed to pull on his trousers and ride his motorcycle to a nearby hospital, where doctors had to put in 11 stitches to reattach the organ. The man later complained to police, who arrested the woman and plan to charge her with voluntarily causing grievous hurt with a dangerous weapon, which carries the penalty of a three-year jail term and a fine, the newspaper reported.
Engaged
hey i am sorry to all who didnt know but yes twizt3d_dead_redneck_lette and i have pretty much been togather for 5 years and now things have been working in our favor we are engaged but have not set a date yet maybe next month when she is here visiting who knows but i do know i love this amazing woman with my whole being and cant wait to be her husband so if ur upset i am sorry but i will not give up on her five years is a long time and our daughter deserves to have me as well so if u want to delete me or what ever but here is the truth
Engagement
i dont really care wat ppl say i am bk with with woman that i was off and on with her 5 years and yes we had had out times that we thought it wasnt goin to work unrtil we sat down 1 night and i realized how much i love her.. and for second i do tell my special friends i love them in a friendly way if u cant take it as that o well i dont care its jus the net.. and im not a player never have never will be
Engaged
WELL I'M SURE ALOT OF PEOPLE WILL BE SURPRISED TO HEAR THIS NO MORE THAN I WAS..EVEN IF ITS ONLY ON FUBAR (LOL) I'M GETTING MARRIED..WOW!! NOW ISN'T THAT SURPRISING? BUT CHUCK IS A WONDERFUL MAN...HE HAS BEEN MY GUARDIAN ANGEL SINCE I'VE BEEN ON HERE..HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN ABLE TO TELL WHEN SOMETHING IS BOTHERING ME..LAST YEAR WHEN I WAS HAVING A HARD TIME AROUND THE HOLIDAYS AFTER I LOST MY HUSBAND,HE KNEW BEFORE I DID THAT I WASN'T DOING SO GOOD..BUT HE HELPED ME THROUGH THAT AND EVERYTHING ELSE..SO HOW COULD I EVER PASS HIM UP? I CAN'T..SO AS SOON AS WE SET THE DATE I'LL LET EVERYONE KNOW...WHEN I WAS THINKING OF GETTING OFF OF THIS SITE HE WAS MORE THAN WILLING TO GO WITH ME...HE'S MY BESTFRIEND...IT STILL IS SURPRISING TO ME...I'M THE ONE WHO HAS SAID FROM THE WORD GO THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO GET MARRIED,NOT ON FUBAR OR IN PERSON...HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN..LOL..BUT I COULDN'T ASK FOR A BETTER PERSON TO FALL WITH...I MEAN HE HAS LISTENED TO ME BITCH ABOUT EVERYTHING...LOL..HOW'S THAT
Engaged!!
I am starting a new chapter in my relationship. It feels wierd but I love him. If I never would of went to that bar I never would of kissed him. And we would not be where we are today. I know it sounds funny but he makes me happy. And though he kept a secret from me at first and I understand why. I am anxious about getting married to someone who is going to be in the Army. But I do not see that.. I see his loving personality and his smile. I look forward to spending my life with him
Engaged To Terry
SO MANY THINGS ARE HAPPENING IN M LIFE DEATH AND YES EVEN A FEW BIRTHS BUT THE MOST IMPOTANT IS IM ENGAGED TO TERRY .....IN 19 WEEKS I WIL BE HIS WIFE, AND ITS A FRIGHENING THOUGHT I CAN ONLY HOPE THAT I LIVE UP TO WHAT HE WANTS AND CAN BE ALL THAT HE EXPECTS,,,,,I KEEP THINKING IF THIS IS A DREAM PLS GOD DONT LET ME WAKE UP I FIND THAT I HAVE WENT AN CRYED TODAY ALOT WHILE NO ONE WAS LOOKING AND BEING EXCITED IS A NORMAL THING SO I AM TOLD I JUST CANT SEEM TO SHAKE THIS SCARED FEELING .....I LOVE YOU TERRY
Engaged
Well on Christmas Mike purposed to me...I said yes. We don't have a date yet but there it is. I'm engaged.
Engagment Announcement
Engaged
I'm Engaged and LOVING EVERY MOMENT OF IT
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Engagement Announcement In Norwich Bulletin (connecticut Newspaper)
so.. I grabbed the newspaper today because I'm on my never-ending quest to find a job, and my mother notified me that the engagement announcement I submitted to the paper a month ago was in it! here's the link. http://www.norwichbulletin.com/lifeevents/x1720694312/Engagements-Christina-Perry-and-Scott-Daniel-Scanlon
Engaged!
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Engaged!!!!
I'm so lucky! On Christmas Day, I asked my girlfriend to marry me and she agreed! Now it's a year of planning and organising the wedding. We're both so excited. Just wanted to share that with the all. All the best for 2009! Jon xxx
Engaged
on dec. 22nd, i asked my boyfriend named rickie alan musselman to marry me. i did what paula abdul said in her song " will u marry me? " and i got on one knee, had a ring in a box that was my mom's and i handed it to him. he accepted.
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Engagement Poem
We walk hand in hand with our hearts between us unfolded and for all to see.We feel the gentle breeze of kisses against our lips,the compassion of Fall beneath our feet.We walk hand in hand unafraid of the world ahead of us,unaware of the dangerous before us,we walk in the shadows of love and the beauty of pain.We are whole,we are lovers,we are spirits of the unknown.We steal strength from one another but hold strong to the love above us.We love strong but hate weak,we are one,we are here for all to see.We no longer hide our desire for one another,no longer hide between the shadows to steal kisses, for we are free,we are free to love,we are free to give our hearts away.The love we have is our power with it we have the world and each other.    Side Note: Worship the time we have with one another because one day they will be gone
Engagement
Friday, January 22nd, 2010 Zack offically proposed to me! We had been joking around about it for a while but did not have a definite plan of what we were going to do.The way he did was simple and amazing. That is just the way I like it.Friday I decided that it was going to be "his night" because he has been helping me a lot over the past month because I was out of work for a while and helping me with my mom and such.When he arrived here around 4 on Friday I had turkey bacon and a protein shake waiting for him. We hung out for a while and got ready then did some shopping at the new Friendly Center. Afterwards, I wanted to take him to PF Changs because it is so freaking amazing and delicious and he has never been! So I get him dinner and this delicious banana dessert and we go home. When we get home we were just kind of laying around and talking and playing and he wraps his arms around me and says: "Do you promise to love me forever?" and me being the silly ass I am, I was like "HELL YES
Engagement Rings
Engagement rings are the best for the couple so present highly glittering diamond engagement rings to impress and excite your soon-to-be-bride.
Engaged
My one and only true love is Robin and he is the love of my life. I could never ask for someone more wonderful then him. I am here for friends only so if you have other things in mind then you are sadly mistaken. I would never give up my true soul mate for anyone. We were meant to be together forever. My life,soul,heart and world is devoted to him in every way. There is nothing to compare to being in love with this man.
Engaging Mobile Customers For Better Ratings And Reviews On Mobile Apps
Engaging Mobile Customers for Better Ratings and Reviews on Mobile Apps Mobile Application developers want great ratings in the app store because they are interpreted as an indicator of quality. Data from a report titled Examining the Relationship between Reviews and Sales by researchers form NYU and the Georgia Institute of Technology suggests that this is of particular value for things that are difficult for mobile consumers to evaluate prior to purchase, such as books, movies, and apps. The higher the rating of a mobile application, the more likely you are to pique the interest of potential customers. It is natural then to ask, “How can we get better ratings for our custom mobile application?” and, “How do we get better reviews?” But those are the wrong questions. Instead, the questions you should ask are: 1.    How do we create a great experience so people will love our iphone mobile app? 2.    How can we engage with our customers, so the ones who l
"engel"
Engel (Angel) Lyrics ©1997 Rammstein. Wer zu Lebzeit gut auf Erden wird nach dem Tod ein Engel werden den Blick gen Himmel fragst du dann warum man sie nicht sehen kann Erst wenn die Wolken schlafengehn kann man uns am Himmel sehn wir haben Angst und sind allein Gott weiß ich will kein Engel sein Sie leben hinterm Sonnenschein getrennt von uns unendlich weit sie müssen sich an Sterne krallen (ganz fest) damit sie nicht vom Himmel fallen Erst wenn die Wolken schlafengehn kann man uns am Himmel sehn wir haben Angst und sind allein Gott weiß ich will kein Engel sein Erst wenn die Wolken schlafengehn kann man uns am Himmel sehn wir haben Angst und sind allein Gott weiß ich will kein Engel sein Unofficial Translation ©2003 Jeremy Williams. Who in their lifetime is good on Earth and will become an angel after death you look to the sky and ask why can't you see them First if the clouds have gone to sleep you can see us in the sky we are afraid
Engel
Wer zu Lebzeit gut auf Erden wird nach dem Tod ein Engel werden den Blick gen Himmel fragst Du dann warum man sie nicht sehen kann Erst wenn die Wolken schlafen gehn kann man uns am Himmel sehen wir haben Angst und sind allein Gott weiß ich will kein Engel sein Sie leben hinterm Sonnenschein getrennt von uns unendlich weit sie müssen sich an Sterne krallen (ganz fest) damit sie nicht vom Himmel fallen Erst wenn die Wolken schlafen gehn kann man uns am Himmel sehen wir haben Angst und sind allein Gott weiß ich will kein Engel sein Erst wenn die Wolken schlafen gehn kann man uns am Himmel sehne wir haben Angst und sind allein Gott weiß ich will kein Engel sein
Engel
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Rammstein Videos | Music Video | St. Paul Homes Engel (Angel) Lyrics ©1997 Rammstein. Wer zu Lebzeit gut auf Erden wird nach dem Tod ein Engel werden den Blick gen Himmel fragst du dann warum man sie nicht sehen kann Erst wenn die Wolken schlafengehn kann man uns am Himmel sehn wir haben Angst und sind allein Gott weiß ich will kein Engel sein Sie leben hinterm Sonnenschein getrennt von uns unendlich weit sie müssen sich an Sterne krallen (ganz fest) damit sie nicht vom Himmel fallen Erst wenn die Wolken schlafengehn kann man uns am Himmel sehn wir haben Angst und sind allein Gott weiß ich will kein Engel sein Erst wenn die Wolken schlafengehn kann man uns am Himmel sehn wir haben Angst und sind allein Gott weiß ich will kein Engel sein Unofficial Translation ©2003 Jeremy Williams. Who in their lifetime is good on Earth and will become an angel after death you look to the sky and ask why can't you see them First if the clouds have go
Engel
wer zu lebzeit gut auf erden wird nach dem d ein engel werden den blick gen himmel fragst du dann erst wenn die wolken schlafen gehen kann man uns am himmel sehen wir haben angst und sind allein gott weiB ich kein engel sein sie leben hinyerm sonnenschein getrennt von uns unendlich weit sie mussen sich an strene krallen damit sie nicht vom himmel fallen erst wenn die wolken schlafen gehen kann mans uns am himmel sehen wir haben angst und sind allein gott weiB ich kein engel sein erst wenn die wolken schlafen gehen kann mans uns am himmel sehen wir haben angst und sind allein gott weiB ich kein engel sein
Engineering
my son get an ibook from school. 5th grade. he doesn't deserve an ibook give him an iBinder like we used to have and an iPencil and an iLunchpail with Spiderman on it like I used to have did you play with your iFriends iDidn't have any Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Supposedly from a radio program, a true report of a happening in Michigan. A guy in Michigan buys a brand new Jeep Grand Cherokee for $30,000 and has $400+ monthly payments. He and a friend decide to go duck hunting, but, of course, all the lakes are frozen. These two Atomic Brains go to the lake with guns, a dog, beer and of course the new vehicle. They drive out onto the lake ice and get ready. Now, they want to make some kind of a natural landing area for the ducks, something for the decoys to float on. In order to make a hole large enough to look like something a wandering duck would fly down and land on, it is
Engineers Vs Accountants
Three engineers and three accountants were traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each bought tickets and watched as the three engineers bought only one ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asked an accountant. "Watch and you'll see", answered an engineer. They all boarded the train. The accountants took their respective seats, but the three engineers all crammed into a rest room and closed the door behind them. Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came around collecting tickets. He knocked on the restroom door and said, "Ticket, please". The door opened just a crack and a single arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The conductor took it and moved on. The accountants saw this and agreed it was a quite clever idea. So, after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that). When they got to the station, they boug
The Engineer
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer, hmmm, I can't seem to find your name, you must be in the wrong place." The engineer reports to the gates of hell and is admitted. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got a/c, flushing toilets and escalators. The engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls Satan on the phone and asks, "So how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got a/c, flushing toilets and working escalators. There's no telling what the engineer is going to come up with next." God replies, "You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back or I'll sue." Sa
The Engineer And Love
His mind is precise, Narrow and fine, His ideas on life, Precisely defined… Then she comes, This woman of the earth, And he can’t understand, A thing she does… When he asks her to explain, All she says is “because…” This is how I feel today, This is why I can not stay! Then she runs away, Leaving him so confused, What should he do? His heart is wild and torn, With a feeling that is so foreign… Why won’t his equations, Fit into the neat little squares On his grafting paper? What is he suppose to do, When he has a remainder of two? He says; “I can’t stand the fluctuations… Love is a constant-“ But he has forgotten The J-operator, Thrown in to confuse the issue, Forgotten, women are not tools, Or numbers that can be used- The numbers add up, But he can’t find a way To factor in the Fluctuations, They don’t fit, They don’t make sense… How can his heart want What his mind does not understand? He is m
Engineers
Understanding Engineers - Take One: Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, Minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The second engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway." Understanding Engineers - Take Two To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Understanding Engineers - Take Three What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? Mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets Understanding Engineers - Take Four Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possibl
Engineer Robson
Engineer Robson -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2006-09-25, 1:20PM EDT I recently got a very exciting email through MySpace from a very nice man in Nigeria named Engineer Robson Jones. In his profile he writes "i am engineer robson jones an a construction engineer and i will like to meet my soil meat and i am a gooding man esry going and i have trust in god". He sounded like an intelligent man with a plan for him and I to make a lot of money together. Here is our email correspondence: ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: egineer robson Date: Feb 24, 2006 03:01 PM Please accept my apology for contacting you this way which was due to the urgency of my request I am rather in a very precarious situation that warrants my talking very little till I confirm our buisness relationship. If it is money please that would be no problem, I just need to know you have the capacity to handle large fund
Engineering
my son get an ibook from school. 5th grade. he doesn't deserve an ibook give him an iBinder like we used to have and an iPencil and an iLunchpail with Spiderman on it like I used to have did you play with your iFriends iDidn't have any Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Supposedly from a radio program, a true report of a happening in Michigan. A guy in Michigan buys a brand new Jeep Grand Cherokee for $30,000 and has $400+ monthly payments. He and a friend decide to go duck hunting, but, of course, all the lakes are frozen. These two Atomic Brains go to the lake with guns, a dog, beer and of course the new vehicle. They drive out onto the lake ice and get ready. Now, they want to make some kind of a natural landing area for the ducks, something for the decoys to float on. In order to make a hole large enough to look like something a wandering duck would fly down and land on, it is
Engineering And Horses Arses
Railroad Track The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them in England, and English expatri ates built the US railroads. Why did the English build them like that? Because the first rail lines were built by the same people who built the pre-railroad tramways, and that's the gauge they used. Why did "they" use that gauge then? Because the people who built the tramways used the same jigs and tools that they used for building wagons, which used that wheel spacing. Why did the wagons have that particular odd wheel spacing? Well, if they tried to use any other spacing, the wagon wheels would break on some of the old, long distance roads in England , because that's the spacing of the wheel ruts. So who built those old rutted roads? Imperial Rome built the first long distance roads in Europe (and England ) for their legions. The roads have
Engine 57
Engine 57 On the fateful day in October, Five firefighters lost their lives. Because of one mans selfishness, Engine 57 was destroyed. I hope their families have found some peace, Because these five will always be, Firefighters, the bravest of men.
Engima...
You creep up on me like a hunter to his prey, before I knew what hit me, there you where. I stood like a fawn caught in headlights of the night, still as I could be, afraid to move, to breath, to make a sound. I felt your breath on me as you got near, I smelled the sweet sweaty mixture with the elements of the night, such a wild over powering smell. I could imagine two wild beast romping through the woods chasing and playing while following a sent. Is that what had happened to us? We circled as the gleam of moonlight shine off our eyes spearing outwardly, as our pupils dug in to our souls searching for the acceptance of the other. All at once a cool breeze fluttered between us as if some type of starting gun had gone off, we reached out for one another, no hesitation. The force of desire confused with the frustration tight and wrong left me dizzy. Then with a quick movement and a gust of straight you grab my hair as you steadied my neck and pressed your lips wide with desire against
Engineering Investigation Teams Have Been Assigned To Analyze The Eco Sensor System On Atlantis.
Atlantis To launch No Earlier Than Jan. 2, 2008 Image Above: Space shuttle Atlantis stands on Launch Pad 39A at NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida. Photo credit: NASA/George Shelton Dec. 12 - 3:48 p.m. EST NASA's Space Shuttle Program is working with two teams of engineers to evaluate issues that arose with the engine cutoff sensor system during the launch countdown for space shuttle Atlantis’ STS-122 mission. One of the engineering investigation teams has been assigned to analyze the sensor system on Atlantis at the launch pad, and the other will focus on an in-depth investigation and includes engineers from throughout the agency. A centerpiece of the evaluation is scheduled for Tuesday when technicians will fill Atlantis’ external fuel tank with liquid hydrogen and watch how the fuel sensors behave. Special instruments will be used to relay pulses through the wiring of the sensor system to pinpoint the location of the problem. Space Shuttle Pro
Engineers Take The Fun Out Of Christmas
Engineers take the fun out of Christmas... There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million according to the population reference bureau. At an average census rate of 3.5 children per household, that comes to 108 million homes, presuming there is at least one good child in each. Santa has about 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 967.7 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with a good child, Santa has around 1/1000th of a second to park the sleigh, hop out, jump down the chimney, fill the stocking, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left for him, get back up
An Engineers Guide To Cats
Engineers And Astronauts
I am an astronaut. I can travel faster than the speed of sound. And whilst I'm not the first woman to go into space, I'm sure I'm the first one to do it buck-naked. The orgasms I have with my new lover transport me faster than any space shuttle, and when I come, I go far beyond Mach One. Gravity doesn't mean shit to me when I let go. I soar through space on my adventures. I always see the stars. My new lover Frank is a very talented Dutchman, and he's an engineer too -- what he can do with his amazing hands is probably illegal in some part of the world. His long fingers frantically plunge inside my pussy, stoking the power to my engines. Every time he hits my G-spot, stabbing me with pleasure that makes me want to explode, I channel the power instead, so I don't self-combust. Frank looks me right in the eye whenever we make love. He holds me with his gaze, and imprints himself on my circuitry, with every thrust inside my growing heat. He is the spark that ignites me, and I blaze
Engineers And Astronauts
I am an astronaut. I can travel faster than the speed of sound. And whilst I'm not the first woman to go into space, I'm sure I'm the first one to do it buck-naked. The orgasms I have with my new lover transport me faster than any space shuttle, and when I come, I go far beyond Mach One. Gravity doesn't mean shit to me when I let go. I soar through space on my adventures. I always see the stars. My new lover Frank is a very talented Dutchman, and he's an engineer too -- what he can do with his amazing hands is probably illegal in some part of the world. His long fingers frantically plunge inside my pussy, stoking the power to my engines. Every time he hits my G-spot, stabbing me with pleasure that makes me want to explode, I channel the power instead, so I don't self-combust. Frank looks me right in the eye whenever we make love. He holds me with his gaze, and imprints himself on my circuitry, with every thrust inside my growing heat. He is the spark that ignites me, and I blaze
Engineers And Santa Claus!
Engineers and Santa Claus! There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the population reference bureau). At an average (cencus) rate of 3.5 children per household, that comes to 108 million homes, presuming there is at least one good child in each. Santa has about 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 967.7 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with a good child, Santa has around 1/1000th of a second to park his sleigh, hop out, jump down the chimney, fill the stocking, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left for him, get back up the chimney
Engine Trouble
A friend, driving home from a fishing trip in northern Michigan with his boat in tow, had engine trouble a few miles inland from Lake Huron. He didn't have a CB radio in his car, so he decided to use his marine radio to get help. Climbing into his boat, he broadcast his call letters and asked for assistance. A Coast Guard officerresponded, "Please give your location." "I'm on Interstate-75, two miles south of Standish." The officer paused, "Could you repeat that?" "I-75, two miles south of Standish." A longer pause. Then an incredulous voice asked, "How fast were you going when you hit shore?" 
The Engineer
Jesus wept Jesus wept Jesus wept Jesus wept When you search for the engineer, the engineer will search for you Speak the name of Jehovah and you will find no truth Taste the lips of the Demons kiss A romance with a razorblade will leave your wrists slit In the deepest part of Hell where there is no Demons You'll find a place so dark where there is no reason More seeded than a stink, more thinner than a Christians tongue The stench of death fills your nose and penetrates your lungs The smell of vomit enters in your mouth and makes you gag Abominations of the world are here that's why I see fags And fags and fags and reverends When you're stuck in Hell motherfucker there is no Heaven A homosexual is crucified above me A lesbian cunt licks my ass and it's lovely I fuck myself in the ass with the crucifix And with the cross I wipe the fecal matter all upon my lips I'd taste the dick of the Devil if I could But this is more than a dream, I'll leave the fagots dead i
Engineers (yes, This Is Me)
After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a gripe sheet which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some maintenance complaints submitted by pilots and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers. By the way, the airline these came from is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident. 1. Pilot: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. Engineers: Almost replaced left inside main tire. 2. Pilot: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.Engineers: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. 3. Pilot: Something loose in cockpit.Engineers: Something tightened in cockpit. 4. Pilot: Dead bugs on windshield.Engineers: Live bugs on back-order. 5. Pilot: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.Engineers: Cann
English Saffron Bread
Serves 15 1 1/2 cups milk 1 cup butter 1 cup white sugar 2 tsp saffron threads 1/2 cup hot water 2 (.25 ounce) pkgs active dry yeast 2 eggs 2 tsp salt 1/2 tsp ground nutmeg 1 tsp ground cinnamon 2 tbsp grated lemon zest 6 cups all-purpose flour 1. Heat the milk in a small saucepan until it bubbles, then remove from heat; add butter, sugar and stir until melted. Let cool until lukewarm. In a small bowl, soak the saffron in the hot water, let cool until lukewarm, drain and reserve the liquid. 2. In a large mixing bowl, combine the milk mixture with the reserved saffron water and eggs. Add the yeast and stir to dissolve. Add the salt, nutmeg, cinnamon, lemon zest and 4 cups of the flour; mix well. Add the remaining flour, 1/2 cup at a time, stirring well after each addition. When the dough has pulled together, turn it out onto a lightly floured surface and knead until smooth and elastic, about 8 minutes. 3. Lightly oil a large mixing bowl, place the dough in the
The English To American Dictionary
Seeing as sometimes people dont have a clue who I am talking to have a bit of a problem understanding I thought I would be really nice and post a bit of the dictionary, so you dont have to ask me over and over again what it means, enjoy, will post more insteresting stuff as I find. The English-to-American Dictionary Insults I bet you looked this up first didn't you. I don't really mean "insults", I really mean "exclamations and adjectives that don't fit anywhere else very well". But hey, I'm not going to make something sound more boring at the risk of losing some web page hits. arsehole n. Very similar to the American "asshole", this is an insult quite clearly derived from the word "arse". barmpot n. This is a wonderful word. Much as the sound suggests, a barmpot is a person who is clumsily idiotic. As with a lot of our less-than-complimentary words, it isn't really offensive - it's used more in goading fun than anything else. I'm told it has a derivation similar to
English
Your Linguistic Profile: 40% Yankee 35% General American English 10% Dixie 10% Upper Midwestern 0% Midwestern What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
English An Scotish Laws
England · With the exception of carrots, most goods may not be sold on Sunday. · All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy. · London Hackney Carriages (taxis/cabs) must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats. · It is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar). · It is illegal for two adult men to have sex in the same house as a third person. · A Chelsea Pensioner may not be impersonated. · A bed may not be hung out of a window. · It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance. · Mince pies are not to be eaten on Christmas Day. · Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked mannequin. · It is illegal to leave baggage unattended. · Picking up abandoned baggage is an act of terrorism. · It is illegal for a Member of Par
English Fruit Crumble
1 lb fruit, any type 3 to 4 ounces granulated sugar, depending on the sharpness or tartness of the fruit 6 ounces plain flour 3 ounces unsalted butter 2 ounces caster sugar 1 Preheat oven to 375°F. 2 Prepare fruit according to type. 3 Place the fruit in a 1-quart oven-proof dish in layers with granulated sugar. 4 Sift flour into a bowl. 5 Rub butter into flour until mixture resembles fine breadcrumbs. 6 Stir in the caster sugar. 7 Sprinkle the crumble mixture thickly and evenly over the fruit. 8 Press down lightly with palm of hand then smooth the top with a knife. 9 Bake for 15 minutes. 10 Reduce the temperature to 350°F. 11 Cook for a further 45 minutes or until top is lightly brown. 12 Serve with fresh double cream, crème fraîche, or real custard.
English.
THEN:[The problems all flooded back like a hurricane consuming a fear strucken coast only to leave behind devastation and destruction.] NOW: [new]
The English Lesson
so i deliver a pie out to a hotel tonight. the dude whos gettin it is english. it was awesome. its not everyday i hear an accent like that in person. lol. its fuckin funny. so im talkin to the guy and hes here for business and bis name is william and hes from somewheres REAL close to london but i dont remember, HOWEVER, i asked him for a favor, two actually. i was like dude, can you do me a favor real quick? actually, two of them. and hes all, kinda hesitant and what not like uh, sure. and im like can you say bloody hell and blimey for me. like ya mean it. and then i started grinnin REAL big. he started crackin up and did it. both its. it was very cool and made my night. bloop.
Engla Is A V.i.c
I CAN NOW RATE PICS & PROFILE 11 BUT THERE WAS A LIMIT :(( I RATED A FRIENDS PICS 11 I THINK ABOUT 10 PICS WHEN I GOT THE ERROR MSG :(( I PAY FOR THIS AND THERE SHOULD NOT BE A LIMIT .. HMM BUT ANYWAY I'M ADDICTED TO CHERRYTAP JUST LOVE THE SITE AND MY FRIENDS !! christmas text =(^_^)= ENGLA NEED YOU !! I REACHED LEVEL 25 DATE 7TH MARCH AND NOW I'M OUT OF SCORE I WOULD BE VERY HAPPY IF YOU COULD VISIT MY PAGE ADD & FAN ME & RATE MY PROFILE CLICK ON THIS LINK TO RATE MY BLOG THANKS IN BUNCHES & HAPPY WEEKEND FOR YOU !! =(^_^)= ENGLA
English Dictionary For Us Slanderish Americans- Thanks To My Dear Sweet Brit Friend Jp.. (now We Can Talk To Eachother Woohoo!)a-r Lol The Whole Thing
Ace - If something is ace it is brilliant. I used to hear it a lot in Liverpool. Kids thought all cool stuff was ace, or brill. Aggro - Short for aggravation, it's the sort of thing you might expect at a football match. In other words - trouble! There is sometimes aggro in the cities after the pubs shut! All right? - This is used a lot around London and the south to mean, "Hello, how are you"? You would say it to a complete stranger or someone you knew. The normal response would be for them to say "All right"? back to you. It is said as a question. Sometimes it might get expanded to "all right mate"? Mostly used by blue collar workers but also common among younger people. Anti-clockwise - The first time I said that something had gone anti-clockwise to someone in Texas I got this very funny look. It simply means counter-clockwise but must sound really strange to you chaps! I think he thought I had something against clocks! Any road - Up north (where they talk funny!!) instea
English? Blah!
My score on The Commonly Confused Words Test: Advanced(You scored 100% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 86% Advanced, and 40% Expert!)You have an extremely good understanding of beginner, intermediate, and advanced level commonly confused English words, getting at least 75% of each of these three levels' questions correct. This is an exceptional score. Remember, these are commonly confused English words, which means most people don't use them properly. You got an extremely respectable score. Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it! For the complete Answer Key, visit my blog: http://shortredhead78.blogspot.com/. Link: The Commonly Confused Words Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)
English Quiz
Advanced You scored 92% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 86% Advanced, and 60% Expert! You have an extremely good understanding of beginner, intermediate, and advanced level commonly confused English words, getting at least 75% of each of these three levels' questions correct. This is an exceptional score. Remember, these are commonly confused English words, which means most people don't use them properly. You got an extremely respectable score. Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it! For the complete Answer Key, visit my blog: http://shortredhead78.blogspot.com/. My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:You scored higher than 0% on BeginnerYou scored higher than 99% on IntermediateYou scored higher than 0% on Advanced
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A Catholic Priest was about to finish his tour of duty and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English. He takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree." The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree." The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little farther, and he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock." Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock." The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity. The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, "Man riding a bike." The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them. The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the c
English Brain Teaser
ENGLISH BRAIN TEASER I missed completely. Hope you do better. English brain teaser This is no trick. It is a very good puzzle....... figure it out before you peek. See If You Can Figure Out What These Words Have In Common....... Banana Dresser Grammar Potato Revive Uneven Voodoo Assess Are You Peeking Or Have You Already Given Up? Give It Another Try.... You'll kick yourself when you discover the answer. Go back and look at them again; think hard. Hope You Didn't Cheat. SCROLL DOWN Answer In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word
English Lovers
An elderly Frenchman was slowly walking down a countryside lane, admiring the beautiful spring day, when over a hedgerow he spotted a young couple, naked, making love in a field. Getting over his initial shock he said to himself, 'Ah ze young love, ze springtime, ze air, ze flowers. C'est magnifique!' and continued to watch, remembering good times. Suddenly he drew in a gasp and said, 'Mais... Sacre bleu!! Ze woman - she is dead!' and he hurried along as fast as he could to the town to tell Albert, the police chief. He came, out of breath, to the police station and shouted, 'Albert... Albert zere is zis man zis woman .. . naked in Farmer Gaston's field making love.' The police chief smiled and said; 'Come, come, Henri, you are not so old to not remember ze young love, ze springtime, ze air, ze flowers. Ah, L'amour! Zis is okay.' 'Mais non! You do not understand - ze woman she is dead!' Hearing this Albert leapt from his seat and rushed out of the station and, th
English Joke
The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any." The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's £30. Go and buy yourself some underwear." Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?" She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's £20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!" Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, t! oo, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?" She too expla
English Narrative... "january Is....."
Robin Cropper English Composition 1 Dragoun January is both a very rough and joyous month for me. In January of 1993 my mother went into the hospital to have her liver transplant. That is one day I will never forget. It was the 15th of January and my mother woke me from my sleep earlier than usual. She explained, “It is that time, Robin. The hospital paged me. A liver has been found and I need to go to the hospital.” I knew what she meant. The fear I felt at that moment was indescribable. I listened as my mother and grandmother told me what to expect. “Robin,” my grandmother said, “Your mother is very sick. You know this. She is going to the hospital and the doctors will make her better. She will be gone for a while and I know this will be tough for you. You need to be brave.” I could not speak. I was only eight years old and far too young to fully comprehend what was happening. In a way, I thought my mother was simply going on a trip. She told me “I know you’re scared and I am t
English Sucks
Do You think English Is easy??? Read to the end . . . a new twist 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce . 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present . 8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10) I did not object to the object. 11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row . 13) They were too close to the door to close it. 14) The buck does funny things when the does are present. 15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. 16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 17) The wind was
English Women
Are there any English women here that would like to chat to a fellow Brit? If so send me a message please.
English Language
No words in the English language rhyme with the words Month or Silver.
An Englishman An Irishman And A Scotsman
An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub, talking about their sons "My son was born on St George's Day," commented the Englishman. "So we decided to call him George." "That's a real coincidence," remarked the Scot. "My son was born on St Andrew's Day, so we decided to call him Andrew." "My God that's amazing," said the Irishman. "Exactly the same thing happened with my son Pancake."
English. . .
You lovers of the English language might enjoy this There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is "UP." It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends. And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the Silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special. And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP. We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at
English 2. . .
English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers
English Narrative... Be Critical
#Robin Cropper English Comp. 1 Mon & Wed night Getting Poked “There’s the tattoo shop!”, exclaimed my friend Tiffany. “Well, let’s get our new tats!”, I quickly responded. We had finally located the new tattoo shop on 39th street, in Oklahoma City. Our spontaneous plot to get new tattoos was becoming a reality. We walked into the shop, and were immediately greeted by James, the tattoo artist. “What can I do for you ladies?”. “We want matching tattoos, on our backs, of this.” , as Tiffany handed him a picture. “Sounds good.” he said, smiling, “I’ll see what I can do.” While sitting on the couch, waiting for James to sketch our tattoos, Tiffany and I discussed our ideas for colors, and also what led us to this decision. “I think blue and yellow roses would be awesome. I mean, I love blue, and yellow is a color of friendship.” I said. “No arguments here.” She retorted. “Plus, this way, you’ll never be able to get rid of me.” I laughed at that remark, and replied “Dude, you’r
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English Lovers
An elderly Frenchman was slowly walking down a countryside lane, admiring the beautiful spring day, when over a hedgerow he spotted a young couple, naked, making love in a field. Getting over his initial shock he said to himself, 'Ah ze young love, ze springtime, ze air, ze flowers. C'est magnifique!' and continued to watch, remembering good times. Suddenly he drew in a gasp and said, 'Mais... Sacre bleu!! Ze woman - she is dead!' and he hurried along as fast as he could to the town to tell Albert, the police chief. He came, out of breath, to the police station and shouted, 'Albert... Albert zere is zis man zis woman .. . naked in Farmer Gaston's field making love.' The police chief smiled and said; 'Come, come, Henri, you are not so old to not remember ze young love, ze springtime, ze air, ze flowers. Ah, L'amour! Zis is okay.' 'Mais non! You do not understand - ze woman she is dead!' Hearing this Albert leapt from his seat and rushed out of the station and, th
English Is A Hard Language
English has to be one of the hardest languages to understand. Read the paragraph below and try to understand the meaning. Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member. In plain English what does this translate to? Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after!
English Poetry??
HERE THEN IS A POEM CONCERNING THE LUNACY OF OUR LANGUAGE. PLEASE BEAR WITH ME FOR AN "ENGLISH LESSON" WE'LL START WITH BOX, THE PLURAL IS BOXES BUT THE PLURAL OF OX IS OXEN, NOT OXES. NOW ONE FOWL IS GOOSE AND TWO ARE CALLED GEESE YET THE PLURAL OF MOOSE SHOULD NEVER BE MEESE. YOU MAY FIND A LONE MOUSE OR A WHOLE LOT OF MICE BUT YOU CAN NEVER FIND MOUSES IN A ROW OF OLD HICE. IF THE PLURAL OF MAN IS ALWAYS CALLED MEN THEN WHY CANT THE PLURAL OF PAN BE CALLED PEN?? THE COW IN THE PLURAL CAN BE COWS, KINE OR CATTLE BUT THE PLURAL OF VOW IS JUST VOWS, NO VINE AND NO VATTLE. I SPEAK OF A FOOT, YOU SHOW ME YOUR FEET AND I GIVE YOU A BOOT... WOULD A PAIR BE CALLED BEET?? IF ONE IS A TOOTH AND A WHOLE SET ARE TEETH WHY SHOULDN'T THE PLURAL OF BOOTH BE CALLED BEETH?? IF THE SINGULAR IS THIS AND PLURAL IS THESE THEN WOULD MORE THAN ONE KISS BE NICKNAMED KESE?? NOW ONE MAY BE THAT AND THREE MAY BE THOSE BUT THE PLURAL OF HAT WOULD NEVER BE HOSE. WE SPEAK OF
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Can you read these right the first time? 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present . 8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10) I did not object to the object. 11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row 13) They were too close to the door to close it. 14) The buck does funny things when the does are present. 15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. 16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail. 18) Upon seei
Englishman In France
An Englishman is having breakfast, in Paris, one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The Englishman ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. Frenchman: "You English folk eat the whole bread??" Englishman (in a bad mood): "Of course." Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to England." The Frenchman has a smirk on his face. The Englishman listens in silence. The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jam with the bread??" Englishman: "Of Course." Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and sell the jam to England." After a momen
English Poem...i Love This
Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; Or close the wall up with our English dead. In peace there's nothing so becomes a man As modest stillness and humility: But when the blast of war blows in our ears, Then imitate the action of the tiger; Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood, Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage; Then lend the eye a terrible aspect; Let pry through the portage of the head Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it As fearfully as doth a galled rock O'erhang and jutty his confounded base, Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean. Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide, Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit To his full height. On, on, you noblest English. Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof! Fathers that, like so many Alexanders, Have in these parts from morn till even fought And sheathed their swords for lack of argument: Dishonour not your mothers; now attest That those whom you call'd fath
England's Rose
Having to be strong and walk away from something which i thought would last forever, something that meant so much to me, something which made my life so happy...something which made it so full and complete. All of a sudden it was gone the next day. Just like water which ran down the drain. That was how i felt. Lost, but as they all say, "time is a healer", i think so too. I would love to be able to turn back the time and to be able to relive those beautiful moments, but lifes not like that, life moves on and so do we. But thank you Kim for writing yet another wonderful poem for me, but a big huge thank you for always being there for me and listening to me. Im really glad that i have found such a wonderful close friend. I am honoured to have known you. Angel. ......................... You must hate it so having a poem that was inspired by something you did or went through. After reading your blog entitled "Past", and knowing your past and how you walked away, I wrote yo
English Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. She tells the class that there would be no excuse for not showing up, except for serious injury or illness, or a death in the student's immediate family. A smart-ass jock in the back of the room asks, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and says sweetly, "Not an excuse. You can write with your other hand."
English In America
If I am going to take the time to write a blog, I want it to be something someone will read. If I write a blog and nobody reads it, was it really written? Also, I want it to be thought provoking or entertaining. What's the point in reading something if you don't take something away when you are done? So here I am, typing away and I still don't have a clue what the subject of this blog will be. Basically, I have two choices. I could continue to ramble until a thought enters my mind or I could take a few minutes, look around the room or think of the things that have happened to me in the last day or two that strikes a chord. Rather than taking the chance on loosing you altogether I choose the later. I'll be back in a few minutes with a thought... I don't want to push people from other countries away so feel free no matter where you call home to chime in with your thoughts. Today I want to talk about the English language in the United States. Before you read any further, I probably
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English, French, Spanish
Reports indicate that the English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from 'Miffed' to 'Peeved'. Soon, though security levels may be raised yet again to 'Irritated' or even 'A Bit Cross'. Londoners have not been 'A Bit Cross' since 'the blitz' in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from 'Tiresome' to a 'Bloody Nuisance.' The last time the British issued a 'Bloody Nuisance' warning level was during the great fire of 1666. Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from 'Run' to 'Hide.' The only two higher levels in France a re 'Surrender' and 'Collaborate.' The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from 'Shou
English Is Crazy
Subject: English is Easy??? Can you read these right the first time? 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce . 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present .. 8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10) I did not object to the object. 11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row 13) They were too close to the door to close it. 14) The buck does funny things when the does are present. 15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. 16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 17) The wind w
English Is Easy?
You Think English is Easy??? Read to the end . . . a new twist to an oldie Can you read these right the first time? 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present . A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10) I did not object to the object. 11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row . 13) They were too close to the door to close it. 14) The buck does funny things when the does are present. 15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. 16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his
England
Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for seven days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him. He inquired of God, "where were you?". God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds; "look son, look what I'm after making". Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "what is it?" God replied, "it's another planet but I'm after putting LIFE on it. I've named it Earth and there's going to be a balance between everything on it. For example, there's North America and South America. North America is going to be rich and south America is going to be poor, and the narrow bit joining them - that's going to be a hot spot. Now look over here. I've put a continent of whites in the north and another one of blacks in the south. And then the archangel said, "and what's that green dot there?". And God said "ahhh that's the Emerald Isle - that's a very special place. That's going to be the most glorious spot on earth; Beautiful
England Beat Samoa 44-22
England (23) 44 Tries: Corry (2), Sackey (2) Cons: Wilkinson (3) Pens: Wilkinson (4) Drops: Wilkinson (2) Samoa (12) 22 Tries: Polu Pens: Crichton (5) Cons: Lemi England held off an inspired Samoan fightback to earn a 44-22 victory in an absorbing World Cup clash in Nantes. Brian Ashton's men romped to a 23-6 lead after half an hour following a quick-fire try from Martin Corry and a further score from wing Paul Sackey. Jonny Wilkinson chipped in with the boot but Samoa's Loki Crichton edged his side back to 23-12 at the break. A Junior Polu try gave England a scare but Wilkinson's boot, and late scores from Corry and Sackey, saved the day. The bonus-point win took England into joint second in Pool A with Tonga, who lost 30-25 to group winners South Africa. England face Tonga in their last group game in Paris on 28 September in what will be a winner-takes-all clash for the second qualification place. Wilkinson's 24 points made him only the third pl
England Beat Samoa 36-20
England (19) 36 Tries: Sackey 2, Tait, Farrell Cons: Wilkinson 2 Pens: Wilkinson 2 Drop-goals: Wilkinson 2 Tonga (10) 20 Tries: Hufanga, Pole Cons: Hola 2 Pens: Hola 2 Champions England clinched a World Cup quarter-final against Australia with an ultimately convincing win over Tonga. Tonga opened the scoring through Sukanaivalu Hufanga's sparkling try but two Paul Sackey scores helped England into a 19-10 half-time lead. Pierre Hola's second penalty saw Tonga reduce the lead to six points. But Mathew Tait and Andy Farrell went over to secure victory before Hale T Pole's late consolation, while Jonny Wilkinson kicked 16 points in Paris. Interview: England coach Brian Ashton Interview: England captain Martin Corry The England fly-half now has 222 World Cup points and is just five behind Gavin Hastings, who is the competition's all-time leading scorer with 227. No champions had ever failed to reach the knock-out stages at the World Cup, but fol
The English Garden
The English Garden by Fizzxxx © When she awoke, the sun was streaming though the curtain that covered the window. She had slept deeply, and woke feeling refreshed. The clock on the cabinet beside the bed read 08:50, and for one moment she thought she had slept in, and then remembered that today there would be no work. She pushed back the duvet and felt the coldness of the floor beneath her bare feet, as she walked across the room the bathroom. She switched on the shower and allowed the water to run for a few minutes before stepping under the flow. She soaked her hair, and then applied shampoo, massaging the soap through to the ends, tilting her head back and feeling the lather as it washed down over her body. She rubbed the soap into her smooth skin, her hands brushing over her breasts and her stomach, smiling as she touched her mound, allowing one finger to slide a layer of soap across her clit. As she showered she thought back to the love-making she had enjoyed the previous ev
England Win The First Semi-final
England (5) 14 Try: Lewsey Pens: Wilkinson 2 Drop-goals: Wilkinson France (6) 9 Pens: Beauxis 3 Jonny Wilkinson landed two late kicks as the champions fought back to reach their second World Cup final in a row with a dramatic win over hosts France. England took a second-minute lead through Josh Lewsey but two Lionel Beauxis penalties put France 6-5 up. A penalty apiece from Beauxis and Jonny Wilkinson saw France lead 9-8. Wilkinson hit a post with a drop-goal attempt, but landed a penalty and drop-goal in the last five minutes to stun France and send England through. The match started in explosive fashion as England took the lead after just 78 seconds. Andy Gomarsall clipped a box-kick down the line and Damien Traille, usually a centre but playing out of position at full-back, dithered as the ball skittered along near the touchline. When it popped up Traille momentarily slipped and Lewsey latched onto the ball before blasting over and through the
English To English Hehehe
English to English Translations Take your time. 1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds. 2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do. 3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage. 4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with.. 5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate. 6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets. 7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living. 8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist. 9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does. 10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money. 11. MISTY: How golfers create divots. 12. PARADOX: Two physicians. 13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower . 14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm. 15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with. 16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV. 17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring. 18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife. 19.
English Is Easy???
You Think English is Easy??? Can you read these right the first time?1) 1)The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time topresent the present. 8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10) I did not object to the object. 11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row 13) They were too close to the door to close it. 14) The buck does funny things when the does are present. 15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. 16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail. 18) Upon seeing t
English As America 's Official Language
Having this information is power at the voting booth! 33 Senators Voted Against English as America 's Official Language June 6, 2007 On Wed, 6 Jun 2007 23:35:23 -0500, 'Colonel Harry Riley USA Ret'd. wrote: Senators: Your vote against an amendment to the Immigration Bill 1348, to make English America's offical language is astounding. On D-Day no less when we honor those that sacrificed in order to secure the bedrock character and principles of America . I can only surmise your vote reflects a loyalty to illegal aliens. I don't much care where you come from, what your religion is, whether you're black, white or some other color, male or female, democrat, republican or independent, but I do care when you're a United States Senator, representing citizens of America and vote against English as the official language of the United States Your vote reflects betrayal, political surrender, violates your pledge o
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English Only??
English Only The "English-only" movement is a trap. The Average American is getting dumber and the U.S. government is not helping. See, while we are being territorial the rest of the world is taking "English as a Second Language". They have the advantage because we are too lazy to learn a second language. I've met bilingual grade school kids that made me feel stupid. That's the same feeling people get when foreigners speak their native tongue in public. But who's fault is that? Even in less diversified neighborhoods most US citizens grow up with at LEAST a few Mexicans to learn some basic Spanish from. The average New Yorker or Los Angelo should know bits and pieces of a half dozen languages by accident. So forget what Arnold Swarzenegger says. When he made his first US movie they dubbed his speaking parts because HE couldnt speak English. He's an asshole for jumping on that bandwagon. I believe as Americans it is our civic duty to learn at least one fo
English Voted Down
A VERY SAD STATE OF AFFAIRS 33 Senators Voted Against English as America 's Official Language June 6, 2007 On Wed, 6 Jun 2007 23:35:23 -0500, "Colonel Harry Riley USA ret." wrote: Senators, Your vote against an amendment to the Immigration Bill 1348, to make English America 's official language is astounding. On D-Day no less when we honor those that sacrificed in order to secure the bedrock character and principles of America . I can only surmise your vote reflects a loyalty to illegal aliens. I don't much care where you come from, what your religion is, whether you're black, white or some other color, male or female, democrat, republican or independent, but I do care when you're a United States Senator, representing citizens of America and vote against English as the official language of the United States Your vote reflects betrayal, political surrender, violates your pledge of allegiance, dishonors historical pri
English
A few things about English.... First, why should I have to press "1" for English? I know you've all heard that before, but seriously, why should I? Second, why don't people know how to spell? For heaven's sake, you don't sound smart using words that you can't spell or that you don't really know the meaning of. Type it in Word first and spell check it!!! I can't take you seriously enough to vote on or comment on your mumm if you don't. I just can't stand it, it's ridiculous. Third, and possibly the most important point, if I speak to you in English, why should you debate what I say. I'm telling you something, not asking your opinion. Suck it up and deal with it. I refuse to argue with an idiot. They drag me down to their level and beat me with experience always if I do.
English Lesson...101
Guy is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor, who tries a few things but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man. The medicine man says, "I can cure this." That said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful medicine. You can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!" Guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?" The medicine man replies: "All you or you r partner has to say is 1234, and it ! will go down. But be warned -- it will not work again for another year!" Guy rushes home, eager to try out his new powers and prowess. That Night he is ready to surprise his wife. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion. He gets into bed, and lying next to her says, "123." He s
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Not to be construed as merely taking shots at the Democrats!!! TAKE A FEW MOMENTS AND READ THIS LETTER. THESE ARE STRONG, POWERFUL AND COURAGEOUS WORDS COMING FROM A RETIRED COLONEL. AND READ WHAT LINCOLN HAD TO SAY AT THE END. WOW! 33 Senators Voted Against English as America 's Official Language on June 6, 2007. On Wed. 6 June 2007 23:35:23 - 0500 Colonel Harry Riley, USA, Ret. wrote: Senators: Your vote against an amendment to the immigration Bill 1348 ....to make English America's official language is astounding. On D-Day, no less, when we honor those that sacrificed in order to secure the bedrock, character and principles of America , I can only surmise your vote reflects a loyalty to illegal aliens. I don't much care where you come from. What your religion is. Whether you're black, white, or some other color...male or female......Democrat, Republican or Independent....... But I do care when you are a United States Senator representing Citizen
English And French
Don't do to others what you don't want to get done to yourself and in french it is Ne fais pas aux autres de ce que tu ne veux pas qu'on te fasse
English Into American :)
Just thought it would be a good idea to do a few translations, Feel free to add more! Cause sometimes our meaning of things is totally different to yours. here's just a few to start the ball rolling ;) Lol = laugh a lot or Love a lot. Tights = pantyhose. Fag = cigarette not a gay person. Pants = mens underwear. In your language its trousers. Blat = ride on motorbike.
English??
TAKE A FEW MOMENTS AND READ THIS LETTER. THESE ARE STRONG, POWERFUL AND COURAGEOUS WORDS COMING FROM A RETIRED COLONEL AND READ WHAT LINCOLN HAD TO SAY AT THE END. WOW! 33 Senators Voted Against English as America 's Official Language on June 6, 2007. On Wed. 6 June 2007 23:35:23 - 0500 Colonel Harry Riley , USA , Ret. wrote: Senators: Your vote against an amendment to the immigration Bill 1348......to make English America's official language is astounding. On D-Day, no less, when we honor those that sacrificed in order to secure the bedrock, character and principles of America , I can only surmise your vote reflects a loyalty to illegal aliens. I don't much care where you come from. What your religion is. Whether you're black, white, or some other color...male or female......Democrat, Republican or Independent....... But I do care when you are a United States Senator representing Citizens of America ..and Vote against English as the official language of the
English Lesson #1
Ok, just because I'm getting tired of people who talk big about knowing the English language and still misspelling shit...here's our first lesson!! ENGLISH LESSON #1: COMMONLY MISSPELLED WORDS a. your - possessive form of you - Your mumm sucks. you're - contraction for you are - You're going to hell. b. there - a place other than here - look over there. their - possessive form of they - It's their ball. they're - contraction for they are - They're going to hell. c. here - this place - come over here. hear - to listen, to acknowledge a sound - I hear a drum. d. ball - a round object, usually a play toy; a party or gala; a good time - I like to play with my ball. We went to the ball. We had a ball there. bawl - to yell or cry - She wanted to bawl about her day. Now class...any questions?
English
ROCK OUT THE ACE CAFE WIT DJ ENGLISH HE'S A DIFFERENT KINDA DJ BUT STILL WE ALL LOVE HIM N U ALL WILL ASWEL SO U KNOW WHAT 2 DO!!!!!
England Is F*cking Boring
English V. Irish
Two English businessmen in London were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.' No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Irishman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a thick Irish accent asked 'What might ye be sellin' here?' One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling ass-holes.' Without skipping a beat, the Irishman said, 'You are doing very well... only two left!'
English Class
Here's a prime example offered by an English professor at the University of Phoenix. The English professor gave his class this exercise: "Today we will experiment with a new form called the 'tandem story'. The process is simple: Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. As homework tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a short story. You will e-mail your partner that paragraph and send another copy to me. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story and send it back also sending another copy to me. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back and forth. Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking outside of the e-mails and anything you wish to say must be written in the e-mail. The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached." The following was actually turned in by two o
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ROCK OUT THE ACE CAFE WIT DJ ENGLISH HE'S A DIFFERENT KINDA DJ BUT STILL WE ALL LOVE HIM N U ALL WILL ASWEL SO U KNOW WHAT 2 DO!!!!!
English Love Poem
Click here for more Hugs Graphics! athur unknown
English-- Spanish -- America -- Mexico
Since when did we move to Mexico. Boy, if that ain't discrimination!!!! Someone told me the other day who owns a business and is in the commercial loop that all the illegal beaners around here are working under the table for $4.00 an hour and then sending the money to Mexico. That's why they need to pile up in the house to pay the bills here. You know that the employer is not paying Taxes, workmens comp or anything on these under the table wages!!! So for all you White Americans who get No Tax breaks. Can't live off welfare and are now getting discriminated against in our own country -- You had better stand up now!!!! W/ a No Tolerance level!!! The more we just sit here and let it happen the WORSE it's going to get. Now that we are the minority and get NO HELP -- our kids are going hungry and our homes are being lost!!! This is BULL SH%#!

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