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Evil Is As Evil Does
My Life around me surrounded by death, Taken by Evil so many years past, My heart turning so Dark and Black, Watch me fall through the filthy crack. Now is my time to set things right, With all my power nothing sees me in the night, And nothing to help me through this terrible plight. Â©DGTFB 2007

Evil As Much
My lips speak of things done wrong, The slain and dead muttering their unheard song i speak with wisdom, beyond earthly desire, the passion for the Master is now a Fire.... Death lives within me, around me in this room The innocent lay curled up as within a womb A childs breath, a whisp of smoke The moonless sky, my deadly cloak Must we speak from behind this veil a shroud of pain, and lost passion, keeps me from speaking my particular tale demons laughing, brooding, dreaming my heart still beats or so as its seeming i hate this earth and the life within my wrath shall strike, my lips a bloody grin Evil is mine, my body its gate, to pour into the world, more murder and hate I ask you this, cause i have followed mine Did you, like me, ful fill the quest of nine Do you want to take a life, Can you fathom whats past that line?

The Evils Of Owning A Lab .. Well Mine Anyway
I've always been an animal lover .. Ive had so many different types of pets .. I was very lucky that my parents allowed us to save abandon animals .. strays .. etc.. well as many of you know I had my yellow lab blondee for 16 years .. she was a save .. she was owned by my dad who after buying her found out he was allergic to the dander in her coat . so .. she came to live with us . and the rest of the story went from there .. Now .. ive got this Neurotic pup named Askem .. He was saved from being put into the pound becuase the people that owned him realized after having him and another lab that they shed .. so .. he was given up .. and the lil monster has been living with me since . I adore him and he's made my life rather intersting to say the least his favorite thing to do is nibble ..he doesnt bite but he will if given the chance nibble on mike .. my pillow the blanket .. dorkvomit .. everything and everyone but me ..Hes become quite the cheese whore thanks to dorkvomit

Evil Laughter
SUDDENLY I'M CHILLED BY AN EVIL LAUGHTER, MY BODY CRINGES MOMENTS THEREAFTER, I HEAR THE SOUND FADE NO FUTHER AWAY, I FIND MYSELF RUNNING THROUGH ANOTHER DAY, THE TEARS BECOME RAIN ABOVE ME, THE MOON LIGHTS A PATH FOR ME, THE TREES MAKE HALLS ON MY SIDES, ANYTHING DEEPER MYSTERIOUSLY HIDES, THE MORE I RUN THE WALLS BUILD ALL AROUND, YET NOT VOIDING THE EVIL SOUND, SUDDENENLY IT STOPS I STOP DEAD IN MY TRACK, THE CONFUSION STRIKES DEEP BUT I DON'T LOOK BACK, SO I FOOW EVERY PATH, AVOIDING THE BITTER STORM, FIGHTING TO PASS A WORLD I MORN, THE LIGHT SHINES THROUGH FOR A SECOND OF RELIEF, DRYING THE TEAR I THOUGHT WOULD NEVER LEAVE, NOW THERES SUNSHINE I CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT, THE WALLS ARE STILL STANDING NOT SHOWING ANY LIGHT, NOW THAT THE STORM HAS DIED, I LEAVE THE MEMORY BURIED DEEP INSIDE, THE WRECKAGE REMAINS WITH A STORY UNTOLD, AND THE STORM THAT USED TO STIR INSIDE, PERISHED WHEN WARMTH PIERCED IT'S WORLD.

The Evil Queen Of The Night (poem)
there’s shell be life for the darkness has come again to show all who is queen of the night's as she rules over her evil tragic queen dome who is to say she will not make you into one of her own kind as she walks and fly her dark nights around and over her hells as her rule will never end and till the one whom comes to tries ever 5 years For the 5th year approaches now... Date wrote 29-03-07 By Aj Rich (may get edited)

*evil Grin* This Is A Good One!
It took me the entire month of March to finally figure out what Uncle Nick wanted to write this new blog about, but it finally hit me, so here goes, Uncle Nick's Magical Moral Hour! Parents should most certainly learn to control their kids in public. Now now, don't get all offended that I'm insulting your parenting skills, but I'm only here to tell it how it is. Seriously, that's one of my biggest pet peeves: parents who've given up on the reprimanding and just let their kids run around stores on their own. Parents, listen to me. Hey, I'm over here! Either you give your kids the whoopin' that they deserve, or I will take it upon my own responsibility to do so. It's clear that you've apparently exhausted every other option that you know to keep your kids in line, so why not give someone else a try. Everytime I see little Junior runnin' around like a chicken with its head cut off, I'm just incredibly tempted to put my foot out and watch him skid across the store floor. Hey,

Evilbitch's Survey Thingie
Personal My name is: Samma My place of birth: Upstate New York My date of birth: Nov 24 My age: 31 My marital status: Single My astrological sign: Sagittarius My profession: pissing people off

The Evil Among Us
by Dr. William Pierce Today I have some new information I want to share with you. It is information on a subject I've discussed with you more than once in the past: namely, the Jewish trade in White female slaves. The reason this new information is noteworthy is that it comes directly from the horse's mouth, so to speak. It is from the June 16 issue of the Jerusalem Post -- actually, the Saturday supplement to the Jerusalem Post. In Israel, of course, they have Saturday supplements instead of Sunday supplements. The Jerusalem Post's documentary article on Israel's trade in White slaves, published just two weeks ago, is astoundingly frank and straightforward, and in today's broadcast I will read to you directly from the article. You know, one of the biggest problems facing me or anyone else trying to inform the public in a way that contradicts the party line propagated by the television networks is credibility. I tell the average citizen something like, "In Israel it is legal to b

Evil
There is darkness all around no light or sound I feel shivers up my spine am I walking a thin line? I clear my mind but have I left something behind? It's evil I feel around me trying to blind so I can't see I cast a magic spell hopefully they will go back to hell I will unleash my power and have them cower Evil beings making me see lies I feel nervous but won't let out my cries never again can they deceive as long as I continue to believe My powers are getting strong I will get rid of those who don't belong never again will I live in fear I am stronger then evil, listen up and hear So keep trying with all your might I won't give up this fight do whatever you think you can I will put a spell on evil to ban

Evil_corpse
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Evil Born
Pacing in this darkened light, My world has finally turned to night, Refusing fear with all my might, Ignoring that which causes fright. Flaunting life in-front of death, Becoming harder to draw breath. Walking down into the water, Not seeing all the godless slaughter, Looking at my mother's daughter, And wondering why there's such a bother. To do that which can't be done, To win a war that can't be won. Feeling water slowly warm, Blood-red pictures have come to form, Seeping from the bodies torn, Limbs stolen when evil is born.

Evil
DARKNESS ENVELOPES EVERYTHING NO SPECKS OR RAYS OF LIGHT THE SMELL OF DEATH EVERY WHERE NO SOULS SURVIVE THE NIGHT THE REAPER STANDS SMILING OVER INNOCENT CHILDREN SLAINBLOOD OZZING EVERY WHERE EAR PIERCING SCREEMS OF PAIN SATAN LAUGHING WILDLY MARKING ALL FOR DEATH REAPER SLASHING WILDLY CUTTING HUMAN FLESH SATAN ENVELOPES PLANET EARTH NO ONE HAS SURVIVED REAPER CLAMING EVERY SOUL NOW THEY BURN ALIVE

~evil Eyes~
I see it in your evil eyes. Their serpent slits so deep. I feel thje shudder in my bones... From the secrets that they keep. And as they stare down on me, The dominance that they vie... Sends a shiver down my bones And makes me want to die. They tell a tale of insolence. Of a destinied thats denied. Of a soul that's crucified. Of lifes and loves dispised. I see it in your evil eyes. I want to look away. I see it in your evil eyes... Where evil falls to play. Hating You Hating everything about you, In the mirror, in public, What should I do to you? Nothing as usual. I hate the way you look, It makes me ill, Confidence that you took, Just let me walk away as you stay still. I keeping coming back to the same old habit, The habit I hate more than you, Having to look at you every fucking day, I hate it. I hate you more than you know, I should cut with a razor, Giving more pleasure than you'd know, And thats the last

Evil Mutant Attack Squirrel Of Death
I never dreamed that slowly cruising on my motorcycle through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous! Little did I suspect. I was on Brice Street - a very nice neighborhood with perfect lawns and slow traffic. As I passed an oncoming car, a brown furry missile shot out from under it and tumbled to a stop immediately in front of me. It was a squirrel, and must have been trying to run across the road when it encountered the car. I really was not going very fast, but there was no time to brake or avoid it -- it was that close. I hate to run over animals, and I really hate it on a motorcycle, but a squirrel should pose no danger to me. I barely had time to brace for the impact. Animal lovers, never fear. Squirrels, I discovered, can take care of themselves! Inches before impact, the squirrel flipped to his feet. He was standing on his hind legs and facing my oncoming Harley with steadfast resolve in his beady little eyes. His

Evil Angel- Breaking Benjamin
Hold it together, birds of a feather, Nothing but lies and crooked wings. I have the answer, spreading the cancer, You are the faith inside me. No, don't Leave me to die here, Help me survive here. Alone, don't remember, remember. [Chorus:] Put me to sleep evil angel. Open your wings evil angel. A-ah. I'm a believer, Nothing could be worse, All these imaginary friends. Hiding betrayal, Driving the nail, Hoping to find a savior. No, don't Leave me to die here, Help me survive here. Alone, don't Surrender, surrender. [Chorus] Oh. Fly over me evil angel. Why can't I breathe evil angel? [Chorus] Oh. Fly over me evil angel. Why can't I breathe evil angel?

Evil But Funny
Blind people are fun to practical jokes on…….they never see it coming When a house near a large airport goes up for sale…….sell it to a deaf person….they won’t complain about the noise If a blonde is annoying you, give her a card that says “turn this card over” on both sides…..then just sit back and enjoy the fun Stand in front of a candy store handing out Ex-Lax as free samples of a new candy….then check the papers the next day to see if the sewer backed up. Tell your grand mother that the latest fad is to go braless…….just watch where you’re walking if she believes you. Ask your Mexican friend if he bought the latest DBD Ask the next person you see in a wheel chair what kind of gas mileage they get on that thing

Evil Guardian
She watches me day and night She gives me comfort and fright She protects me and destroys me She blinds me and helps me see She frees me but has control She gives me life but no soul Yet she is dead and im alive Its in her hands if I am too survive

Evil Of Alzeimer
When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee." I said, "Well, then why are you crying?" She sai d, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch, and my favorite brownies, and then makes love to me for half the afternoon. I said, "Well, why are you crying?" She said, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine, and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m." I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?" She said, "I can't remember where I live!"

Evil Bitch
so it was about a year ago that josh was staying at our house almost every weekend & hanging out at jamie g.'s house.....me & my jamie thought it was cool that his best friend & my (old) best friend hooked up & were dating. & were even talking about marriage after a month or 2. & of course jamie g. fucked it up as she always does. she got insecure & POSSIBLY (most likely)started sleeping with her ex-husband. after josh had picked up & moved from lafayette,IN to ansonia,ohio to be with her. she was suspicious & jealous & acting all crazy. she drove josh away & jamie helped him move out the day after thanksgiving. she informed josh that she was pregnant & we thought she was just lying to get him to stay.we found out it was true & the battle began. josh ended up leaving half his stuff at the house & foolishly gave her his house key even tho his name was also on the lease. her ex-husband moved in & kept threatning to kick josh's ass even tho he wasn't even talking to jamie g. anymore & she

Evil
He asked of her name Watchs as She controlls thier game Every move someone new for him to blame Enjoyment he found, her suffering in a crowed He asked of her name Like the ocean her anger goes deep Beyond any simpole wheep Her secrtes he wishs to know, kept burried in her soul He asked of her name Knowing her fight 'till death Her life he thinks he knows best His weakness in dismay, her cold hearted vest He asked of her name Begging for a kiss His stars have never twinkled like this In the last hour breathing so heavy He crys her name

Evil
Evil blistering unforgiving pounding on your mind feasting ravenous on captured hearts and weaked souls Evil is a smile with dark intentions hiding hate longing for revenge on the innocent the faithful Evil will kill it self to get to you with out pity or remorse it strikes without fear of the after life or judgement Evil walks talks eats works lives sleeps hopes dreams among us all and evil will be the end of us all.

Evil Wife
Jennifer watched as the cashier rang up her purchases. "Cash, check or charge?" she asked after folding the items Jennifer had bought. As Jennifer fumbled for her wallet, the cashier noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "Do you always carry around your TV remote?" the cashier asked. "No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him."

Evil
Evil,much evil passes here on earth.Perhaps I will never stop crying.Without family,alone,very alone I walk,crying day and night only cries consume my eyes and soul.Under evil so hard. Ay ay my lord! Take pity on me,put an end to this suffering.Give me death my Beautiful lord,or give my soul transcendence

Evil ?
One can not Savor the joy of bliss Without first knowing pain How true can be a kiss Without a crimson stain Good can not exist Without a touch of darkness There is no day without night No warmth, without evil's caress No salvation without plight One can not Truely love, until one can hate One can not feel Until one is blind, tied, fate Until there is that certain chill A touch of evil Is the purest of all Debased and depraved And from the wilds called Isn't it what you have always craved Just one touch of evil Hard and hot between your thighs Invading your thoughts and soul I am not speaking lies The truth lies in your sacred shoals A touch of evil Is what you want On the edge of a knife Or with ropes that taunt Let evil touch your life

Evil And Good
The madness creeps closer to the heart Ready to spawn the insane forms of humanity A battle rages inside the human vessel Where evil shall contend with the vicious again After the end of this brutal affair The stagnant breath of cold blood tastes your lips When you make the final blow to the demon king Evil is still going to be one step ahead. There is no time to ask yourself what to do No time at all for you to suddenly give up and lose The nightmare unfolds with the blood that you spill Pray that the insanity ends quick For the time to kick everything off to the side Believing you are the one who can save the world When all that you do is make evil that much stronger. The untouchable figure risking it all for power Is there really good in the hearts of evil Pain is the key that unlocks the gates of hell To admit that the terror rots beyond anything Whatever life you held and valor you embraced Is slowly becoming fallen from grace No matter the outcome in this

Evil Steph Repost Blog
I'm in a contest right now and really need some help. I've been having really bad seizures which has caused me to have to go to the hospital. So, now I have gotten behind in the contest, and hoping I can get help from my friends. All you have to do is come comment bomb me. The contest runs for 1 week...it ends Friday, Sept. 7th. I've provided the link to my pic below. http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=621057&i=1684796332

Evilena Meets Zatanna
Evilena Meets Zatanna by evilenashypnoslave © Synopsis : In a parody comic book universe, a darkly beautiful illusionist faces an irresistible, blond hypnoteuse. One must succumb. Believe it or not, even sexy superheroines have to make a living. Oh, sure, super powers COULD bring you untold wealth, but in the real world you have to declare the income on your 1040 or the IRS will investigate you. Even though Superman could squeeze coal into diamonds all day, if Clark Kent started spending more income than a reporter could logically earn ..... the IRS audit letter would soon be in the mail. And even a gorgeous superheroine who DOESN'T have a secret identity , MUST pay her taxes. It's just the right thing , for a righteous superhero, to do. Zatanna , the comely, raven haired, illusionist (and JLA crime fighter) was working her Saturday night floor show at one of Las Vegas' biggest casinos, to packed houses. That was how SHE kept the IRS "wolf" from her door. The rest of

Evil Angel
BREAKING BENJAMIN LYRICS "Evil Angel" Hold it together, birds of a feather, Nothing but lies and crooked wings. I have the answer, spreading the cancer, You are the faith inside me. No, don't Leave me to die here, Help me survive here. Alone, don't remember, remember. [Chorus:] Put me to sleep evil angel. Open your wings evil angel. A-ah. I'm a believer, Nothing could be worse, All these imaginary friends. Hiding betrayal, Driving the nail, Hoping to find a savior. No, don't Leave me to die here, Help me survive here. Alone, don't Surrender, surrender. [Chorus] Oh. Fly over me evil angel. Why can't I breathe evil angel? [Chorus] Oh. Fly over me evil angel. Why can't I breathe evil angel?

~evil~-words From Those Who Should Know
Evil has only the power that we give it. Chapter 52 Literature > Ray Bradbury > Something Wicked This Way Comes Lestat: Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are, none so like him as ourselves. Movies > Interview with the Vampire (movie) Verbal Kint: How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss? Movies > The Usual Suspects Verbal Kint: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. Movies > The Usual Suspects Yoda: Hard to see, the dark side is. Movies > Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace Dr. Evil: You're not quite evil enough. You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough. Movies > Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Sheila: I may be bad...but I feel gooood. Movies > Army of Darkness Aaron: Come on, no one's going to be taken in by a guy wit

Evil
Evil on a night like this Evil tasting like a twisted wish Evil paralized upon the ground Evil tates the tears of fear Evil tainted sounds of cheer Evil dripping down; your blood of hate Evil tearing down your helpless fate Evil swears that by the night's end Evil won't say it was all pretend Evil because Death will follow you Evil until full content Evil pleasured to full extent

Evil Pics
Hello family!!! Weekly meeting Saturday night 10 pm eastern time. Just want to remind everybody that pics are due tmw for our first family contest! looking forward to seeing your evilness Should be fun Talk to you at the meeting.We have a couple new members this week please make them feel welcome!! Love RedHotMomma666~DarkVampiress

Evilness. Hehe
Once there was a chick who was really, really good friends with another chick. Until she decided that sleeping with her good friends man was far more important then remaining friends. The one chick that was betrayed, naturally, started calling the guy a TRAITOR and the chick....FAT WHOREMean Myspace GraphicsEven though the betrayed chick kept telling Fat Whore that she was nothing more then a REBOUND, Fat Whore refused to see the truth.Mean Myspace GraphicsWhen Traitor moved to Chicago, Fat Whore thought it would be romantic to go visit him for a weekend. Plan sounded good...Until...The Traitors father entered into the picture..Mean Myspace GraphicsAND TOLD HER FAT ASS SHE'LL BE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH, BY HERSELF. The only thing Fat Whore got that weekend was a backache.Mean Myspace GraphicsWhen the Betrayed one found this out she HAD to tell everyone else. Karma is a bitch, you fucktards.Mean Myspace GraphicsMean Myspace GraphicsAnd here is the end of a story that seriously made the Be

Evil Is As Evil Does
I just want to know if it's just me or are people just fucked up........What part of "We are seperated and getting a divorce...I don't want to be with you anymore" do people not understand?????? If we are seperated and living apart......things are over between us....Move the FUCK on!!!! You don't have a right to snoop into my life to try to see what I am doing....If I wanted you to know.....We would still be together....It takes a fucking coward to SNOOP and try to find something that isn't there.......Just because I am online and making friends doesn't mean anything......Online is just that....ONLINE.....I wish people would get a fucking clue.......Quit being a nosy nelly and get over your self........ P.S. This is not about me but about someone VERY close to me....Just had to vent and get it off my chest.....

Evil Knievel
Iconic daredevil Evel Knievel dies at 69 By MITCH STACY, Associated Press Writer 2 hours, 25 minutes ago CLEARWATER, Fla. - Evel Knievel, the red-white-and-blue-spangled motorcycle daredevil whose jumps over crazy obstacles including Greyhound buses, live sharks and Idaho's Snake River Canyon made him an international icon in the 1970s, died Friday. He was 69. ADVERTISEMENT Knievel's death was confirmed by his granddaughter, Krysten Knievel. He had been in failing health for years, suffering from diabetes and pulmonary fibrosis, an incurable condition that scarred his lungs. Knievel had undergone a liver transplant in 1999 after nearly dying of hepatitis C, likely contracted through a blood transfusion after one of his bone-shattering spills. Longtime friend and promoter Billy Rundel said Knievel had trouble breathing at his Clearwater condominium and died before an ambulance could get him to a hospital. "It's been coming for years, but you just don't expect it. Supe

Evile
EVILE have made the shortlist to be within the chance of supporting MEGADETH on their European tour. It's such an honor to be given this chance.All you have to do to vote for EVILE is visit www.TheLiveLine.com, click the box next to "Evile" then click "Submit". (Please Note: The site is receiveing LOTS of traffic, so it takes a minute or so to load, just be patient!)We urge that you PLEASE re-post this in a bulletin on myspace (messages on facebook) asking your friends to vote, e-mail your friends to let them know and generally spread the word. We need your help! get some THRASH supporting MEGADETH!

Eviltaz247 In Hospital Xmas Eve
THIS IS SCOOTER BLACK HERE EVILTAZ MY BABY IS IN THE HOSPITAL ON XMAS EVE. SHE HAD A VERY ROUGH WEEK, PROBLEMS WITH DIALYSIS, AND FIGHTING A BAD COLD AT THE SAME TIME, HAD TO TAKE HER TO THE ER YESTERDAY AND TODAY. SHE IS BEING KEPT OVER NIGHT, DUE TO BAD ATTEMPT AT DIALYSIS RUNS LAST WEEK AND THE BAD COLD. SHE HAD NOT HAD A GOOD RUN SINCE LAST MONDAY, SHE NEEDS DIALYSIS THREE TIMES A WEEK TO KEEP HER HEALTH UP UNTIL SHE CAN GET A KIDNEY TRANSPLANT. SHE TOOK A FALL EARLY THIS MORNING, HAD TO GET CAT SCAN, BEFOR THEY WOULD DO DIALYSIS RUN. AND THE ASS WIPES CLOSED THE DIALYSIS CENTER SHE GOS TO AT 3:30 TODAY WE WERE STILL SITTING IN THE DAMN ER WAITING FOR THE CAT SCAN. THANK GOD SHES ALL GOOD ON THE CAT SCAN AND THEY ADMITTED HER AND GOT A GOOD DIALYSIS RUN THIS EVENING. I JUST LEFT THE HOSPITAL 45 MIN AGO, SHES ALL TUCKED IN AND DOING MUCH BETTER, SHE SHOULD BE HOME XMAS DAY. PLEASE KEEP HER IN YOUR PRAYERS, AND I THANK THOSE OF YOU WHOM SHOW MY BABY RESPECT AND KI

Evils Of
We are more inclined to hate one another for points on which we differ, than to love one another for points on which we agree. The reason perhaps is: When we find others that agree with us, we seldom trouble ourselves to confirm that agreement; but when we chance on those who differ with us, we are zealous both to convince and to convert them. Our pride is hurt by the failure, and disappointed pride bring about hatred.

Evil
Mother Nature is a whore She’s cold & evil to the core Pushing me down. Dirt under my nails, I’m clawing, my way… Straight to hell. Lets not pretend That it could have been….. My God doesn’t love me anymore. It’s the echo in my head… It’s a constant scream I can’t remember All that you’ve forgotten Evil, It’s Grey It’s the color of the sky It’s the color that I see Once I close my eyes.

Evils
Across the floor in the hand of where we drove the drill a cautious ear to the mouth of your confession think of all the things we put him through in the face of his god would he tell the truth? still recorded were the words that dribbled out his kiss when eyes go blind in this man of what could once become sever the limbs off his torso in sleep and burn what remains so the world may now see no longer...will we wait for your answers back to the hell where you've come from think of all the times you've once had write them in a letter that says goodbye you'll listen to reason while you're face down in the dirt you'll stomach the hurt and break for him here just how much he's worth slowly discarded were the remains of his lonely youth among the alley where the dwellers scare to notice picture a young boy in pieces and streets with leveled malfunctions no name to be called redeemer We'll fix him restore him...with the love is no other think of all the things you di

Evil Plots And Schemes
replace green or yellow fruit drink (like gatorade)with pickle juice. use color dye if necesssary. put a bright color dye in a bottle of hairspray. shake well.(only works on blondes) hide your camera in a persons room and put it on a self timer. make sure it's on silent mode, or else it may go off and beep when it runs out of tape or battery. then you'd be screwed put salt and a couple ice cubes in your friend's starbucks cup. this should make them gag or puke like crazy. instead of putting whipped cream on a person's hand when their sleeping, try using honey. that's much more fun. put something really stinky (like a shoe or cheese) in the airvent. just unscrew it and put back again. your victim will never know what hit them. slip some powdered benefiber into any meal. within one day results will show. you can also add some of that benefiber or any other pill to someone's protein powder drink mix. V8 juice + hot sauce = total blow out having a bowl of cream of wheat e

Evil Woman
PUTTING YOUR AFFAIRS IN ORDER A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I have some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.' The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into The waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. 'Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini.' After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating. The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end. 'I've been diagnosed with AIDS.' The friends were aghast and gave the woman their condolences. After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whisp

Evil
Evil has no easy explanation. Everyone is evil and is good. Sometimes we watch ourselves do something evil Frozen in a scream that's never heard. We cannot stop ourselves, so we go on, Knowing somewhere else the horror plays And plays and plays until we are forgiven, Healed by someone's gift of unearned love. When someone has been tortured as a child, Evil, like a mad dog, crouches near. One buries it deep in a vaulted, lead-lined chamber, But zombie-like it stalks the world within. It's strange that darkened children need forgiveness For evil that they suffer, innocent. But guilt's the trademark of humiliation, Burned into the flesh of memory. Love washes over evil like an ocean, Sweeping over seething, fisted anger, Drowning it in cold, unquiet depths, Leaving you weak and weeping on the strand. You wouldn't be yourself without the pain That twists inside like penitential dancers, Making you the stage of some strange beauty, Like no one else, the h

@evil Minded@'s Auction Link
Help my friend out. Shes really sweet and shes working on trying to win this Auction. Rate her 10's or bid on her. those that rate or bid will get every one of their pics rated by me in thanks. http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1037376&i=2078103799 Please. Help my friend out. Thanks Ben

Evils Face
there it was right infont of my face right there, i want it stopped i need it to end but i cant its against my nature, the things i want done to such an evil the noise it causes the pain it brings, makes me want to tear off my face, but that is not the answer, i dont know the answer and all i can do is wait for it to leave for good.....her name is becca.....she leaves messes all over the place and yells at us for not picking it up and yells at us for being slobs me and my best friend suffer because of her, he and i are both too nice to tell her to leave but the squeaker toy wont shut up to listen shes too busy making things about herself and forcing my best friend into submission using sex as her back up, the only thing i hate and cant stand is her....

Evilstimpy
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Evil Angel
Hold it together, birds of a feather, Nothing But lies and crooked wings, I have the answer, spreading the cancer, You are the faith inside me, no, don't, Leave me to die here, Help me survive here alone, don't Remember, remember Put me to sleep evil angel, Open your wings evil angel ahhh! I'm a believer, nothing could be worse, All these imaginary friends, Hiding betrayal, driving the nail, Hoping to find a savior, No, don't, leave me to die here, Help me survive here alone, don't, surrender, surrender Put me to sleep evil angel Open your wings evil angel, oohh Fly over me evil angel Why can't I breathe evil angel Put me to sleep evil angel Open your wings evil angel, oohh Fly over me evil angel Why can't I breathe evil angel

Evil
Ahh, my nite at work went from shitty to great within 10 minutes. Right after I was pestered to death to go to a casino ( I think thats what it was) by an old Chinese businessman with no lick of English, in come in 3 assholes-2 bitches and 1 dude. At 2am. "I need to get a room here for tonite, and the weekend" eye roll "Uhmm...let me check the availability for these days" "Ok, but we have to stay here, ok" total bitch expression on her face "Oh, we are completely sold out (at 70 %, heehee). Sorry, guys, I can't help you, we have absolutely no rooms available" (tryin not to smile. Buh Byes

Evil Comments Made To Me
cuteasakitten is an evil evil person, I mean throughout the years she has said these evil things to me I don't do crack like you. That's why you have an ugly fUcked up eye. from all the crack you smoke, and your mom when she was pregnant with you. ROFL ROFL ROFL left by cute_as_a_kitten 53 minutes ago there she is all cracked up laying on her bed trying to be sexy. ROFL ROFL ROFL left by cute_as_a_kitten 6 hours ago (I had a picture of me and my best friends neice and cute said:) scary. those poor kids. notice how you can't see one of her hands? probably down the little girl's panties feeling her up. ROFL ROFL ROFL don't flatter yourself clamydia. ROFL ROFL ROFL@how you think you're all that when you're ugly and fat as shit. go back to molesting kids at your minimum wage job at the daycare. awww ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL@how clamydia always picks the ugly crackhead looking guys for boyfriends, along with her fat white trailertrash cousin/girlfrind Tonia.

Evil Squirrel
Squirrel Encounter - author Daniel Meyer - writer & motorcyclist I never dreamed slowly cruising on my motorcycle through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous! Little did I suspect. I was on Brice Street - a very nice neighborhood with perfect lawns and slow traffic. As I passed an oncoming car, a brown furry missile shot out from under it and tumbled to a stop immediately in front of me. It was a squirrel, and must have been trying to run across the road when it encountered the car. I really was not going very fast, but there was no time to brake or avoid it -- it was that close. I hate to run over animals, and I really hate it on a motorcycle, but a squirrel should pose no danger to me. I barely had time to brace for the impact. Animal lovers, never fear. Squirrels, I discovered, can take care of themselves! Inches before impact, the squirrel flipped to his feet. He was standing on his hind legs and facing my oncoming Valkyrie with steadfast resolve i

Evil Day To Day ,,/
,,/ 666 ,,/ 666 ,,/666 IF YOU DON\'T LIKE IT FUCK OFF I\'M EVIL MY FRIEND IS A GRIM REAPER MY DAD IS DEVIL MY MOM IS A DEMON MY SIS ARE EVIL ANGEL. CAN I HAVE YOUR SOUL TO PLAY WITH ? 1. YES 2. NO CAN YOU SIGN IN BLOOD SEND ME YOUR SOUL TO ADD 1,000 THAT I HAVE . EVIL LOL LOL THINK FOR YOUR SOUL TO TORTURE

Evil Angel
i really like these lyrics... and the song kicks ass too hold it together birds of a feather nothing but lies and crooked wings i have the answer spreading the cancer you are the faith inside me no don't leave me to die here help me survive here alone don't remember remember > put me to sleep evil angel open your wings evil angel ahhh i'm a believer nothing could be worse all these imaginary friends hiding betrayal driving the nail hoping to find a savior no don't leave me to die here help me survive here alone don't surrender surrender put me to sleep evil angel open your wings evil angel oohh fly over me evil angel why can't i breathe evil angel put me to sleep evil angel open your wings evil angel oohh fly over me evil angel why can't i breathe evil angel

Evil Intent Of Wicked Desires
This song was written by me for how my BF feels about me and how he feels when he is with me. Mind you this is only my interpretation though. Enjoy. Written By Lora A. (chourus) My evil intent of wicked desires, rage on in my mind. Taking me to dreams, of the lustful kind. Take me to heaven, show me the way. One night with you, makes me want to stay. (verse 1) I get lost in your eyes, wanna give love another try. I don't know what it is, that makes me feel like this. Every waking moment all about you, my queen you know just what to do. The stars in the sky do not compare, to the shining gleam in your hair. The lips of my angel never say no, hold me close and never let me go. (repeat chourus) (verse 2) I'm falling so fast, and having such a blast. Rage on in my heart with wicked desire, my angel's eyes fill me with deepest fire. In all the world I could never find, love as rich as yours and mine. Never wanna leave your side, searching again to

Evil Intent Or Wicked Desires?
This was totally inspired by my BF Evil Intentions of a Wicked Desire. Love You Baby, you rock my whole world inside and out. You know just what I need baby and you always will. Eyes filled with darkened passion look deep into my soul. Searching for that piece of me that your loving soul knows. Deeper and deeper your passion starts to probe. Searching out my wild side to unleash it's passion. I've seen you a million times inside my dreams, never quite able to reach you. Wanting to touch you, needing to taste you. I've wondered what was in your mind as your eyes look through me. Were you seeing that hungry animal inside me waiting to be unleashed. You told me once that it was always the quiet ones that held the deepest desire. I know this to be very true because of what I feel inside. In my mind's eye I am brave and bold. I do not hesitate to take what I desire. My passion is not in check, the beast roams the night. Caution is thrown to the wind, no inhibitions can be found. In t

Evil
Ive been pretty angsty as of late. this weekend was stupid, other than i worked two days and im about to work again in a few hours. last night was dumb. my friend and her boyfriend fought at my house when we were sitting around and drinking, and I feel that he was in the wrong this time. it was stupid. They left before i woke up this morning, which is good and bad because now that my heads clear i'm still pretty annoyed with the situation. ... Jeremy needs to get his attitude in check because I don't like it. and I've got dirt on him that I can definately mix things up with. I like talking to him and everything, but he needs to learn where the line is between talking and preaching. ... I hate when people preach to me when they have to real insight on the situation. You cant just tell me your oppinion of what i should or shouldnt do, blindly. all its goin to do it piss me off. ... I always say how important respect is. And I really need to stick to my guns on that. I don't

Evil Mutant Attack Squirrel Of Death
I never dreamed slowly cruising on my motorcycle through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous! Little did I suspect. I was on Brice Street - a very nice neighborhood with perfect lawns and slow traffic. As I passed an oncoming car; a brown, furry missile shot out from under it and tumbled to a stop immediately in front of me. It was a squirrel and must have been trying to run across the road when it encountered the car. I really was not going very fast, but there was no time to brake or avoid it -- it was that close. I hate to run over animals and I really hate it on a motorcycle but a squirrel should pose no danger. I barely had time to brace for the impact. Animal lovers, never fear. Squirrels, I discovered, can take care of themselves! Inches before impact, the squirrel flipped to his feet. He was standing on his hind legs and facing my oncoming Harley with steadfast resolve in his beady little eyes. His mouth opened and at the

Evil Eve
Eve was a small girl who made life difficult for everyone, no matter who they were she always found a way to make you shout, scream or cry. Eve lived with her mother and bigger sister in a small house where everyone knew them and Eve. Most of the day mum did nothing but shout and was looking forward to when eve started school tomorrow, but eve had other ideas. Eve woke up and was already in trouble before they even got out the door, “Eve, did you put toothpaste down the toilet?” shouts mum “NO” shouts eve “Eve, did you fill the sink with toilet paper?” shouts mum again “NO” shouts eve Eve was not like most kids, her idea of a joke was putting mud in your tea or spiders under in your bed, but eve knew that she could be a lot worse. Holding her lunch box eve gets ready to go to school, walking to the car eve makes faces to the lady next door. “Eve stop that” says mum Mum and eve get into the car, mum puts the seatbelt over and straps herself in, starting the engine they make

Evil B*tch
My best friend’s cousin is getting married in like two weeks, and they have been planning the wedding forever. I’ve known my girlfriend’s cousin for several years now, not as friends but we always hang out when we are both in town together. I always got weird vibes she didn’t like me and the other year I confronted her on it and she denied everything. Well the wedding is almost here and I haven’t received any formal or informal invitation and my feelings are hurt. I don’t really want to stir up any drama around her wedding so I haven’t asked about it, and just assumed like a good girl that I wasn’t invited but my best friend keeps chatting about it and insist I help get ready for everything like shopping for bra’s, makeup, what type of up-do and quite frankly I don’t want to help because I mad at her b*tch of a cousin who is too jealous of me to invite me to her wedding. Since I tend to think methodically *sometimes* I am thinking if I should get her a wedding a gift to rub it

Evil As Turning Away From The Eternal In Augustine
Augustine states in On Free Choice of the Will that evil suffered is a result of evil done, and evil done is a result of turning away from God and is therefore the fault of humans and human perception. The goodness of God defies the assumption that god could be the active cause of evil. Augustine suggests more tangible qualifications for the problem of evil but the blame inevitably falls back onto humans. Augustine asserts that temporal earth objects and desires are what humans use to stray from the eternal and thus cause evil and the reprisal for evildoing. Although no clear answer is given in OFCW Augustine alludes to a path of happiness that calls for a separation from desire of the temporal to a love of the eternal. In chapter two of OFCW Augustine says, that in order to understand evil suffered we must understand the source of evildoing. The argument states that evil acts cannot be pitted against the laws of the land since human laws can be flawed because of the possibility of c

Evil Incorporated
Because Augustine’s theory of Virtue lacks a clear distinction of evil modern society must augment Augustine’s paradigm of Virtue in order for the individual to lead a happy life. For good to exist in Augustine’s philosophy evil must pass out of darkness and be incorporated as a necessary factor in philosophical thought for completeness of theory. What is evil? The very desire to find the universal good is driven by the problem of evil in our world. Philosophers who try to conceptually exclude evil from theory run the risk of having entire arguments with blinded conclusions. Through the history of philosophy the thinkers who have tried to cognitively limit the power of evil have come up short while others whom have addressed evils presence in the world have shed more practical light on the human condition. There is no equation or formula for good and evil because no deductive analysis of evil can be verified or negated. We must develop, with our working knowledge of humans, how we are

Evil On A Sunday .....?
I was raised in the church. For some that means only going on your worship day, and raising hell all week. For me it meant I was in church at least 5 times a week, for any number of reasons. My Mom was an Evangelist and my stepdad was a Trustee, so at any given moment we would be at the church doing something. I went to Bible camps during the summer, even did coorespondence with the Billy Graham Crusade when I was just a kid. I say this to make a point: I gotta go to church on Sunday. It's been coded into my DNA. I absolutely hate being late for church.....so when I was late today, I had a snitfit and almost didn't go. I felt I was too mad and upset to go with a right spirit, so I almost stayed home. I'm glad Hubby talked me out of it, because once I got there...I remembered why I go...to give thanks for all that I have been blessed with. I go to get my "Spirit" recharged and prepared for the trials of the coming week. I go to ask forgiveness for the areas in which I screw up, and prom

E.vil N.ever D.ies
Revenge is sweet for those who wait Never early, always late Waiting now to consummate A marriage made in hell Hand in hand, walk alone As good advice seems to drone Evil cuts right to the bone (Chorus) Has it come? Awaken me? Is it done? And will it ever die? Will it go? Taking me? Don't you know? Evil never dies Keep me close to your heart Adversity will come apart And finish just before you start Never question why Today was then, remember when Skipping numbers one through ten Permanence through the pen (Chorus) Read the rights A prophet's word I've learned to deal with the absurd And reach a darkened pinnacle of light Money hungry, power thirsty Penny pinching, fear inflicting Double crossing, back stabbing Promising eternity for a price Sucking, brain washing Mind raping, soul stealing Constant preaching, salvation reaching Lowest form of human fucking life Evil never dies Laughter stands accusing me Emotion stands abusing me The b

The Evil Quiz
EVIL QUIZ If you think you've got what it takes to be a supervillain, then please take the following placement quiz. This is to test your evil potential, and determine whether you possess the necessary attributes to make it in today's evil world. QUESTION #1: How do you start your morning routine? A) Wake up at 6:00 A.M. and sing merrily in the shower! B) A five mile jog and rigorous set of exercises. C) Hit the snooze alarm for the tenth time in as many minutes. D) Have a cup of coffee, read the daily newspaper and then plot the downfall of western civilization. QUESTION #2: Which of the following job skills do you possess? A) Excellent management potential. B) Ability to focus on the task at hand. C) Looking busy whenever the boss walks by. D) How to explain your master plan in under sixty seconds. QUESTION #3: What did you want to be when you grew up? A) A policeman B) A doctor C) A ballerina D) Supreme dark overlord of all mankind. Either that or a law

Evilness
Heading to bed... but stole this off of a page.. thought it was cute. Night all. You Are 46% Evil You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side. Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You?

The Evil Ex.. Part 2
After last night's episode, making the drive out to where my ex lives is not what I wanted to do, but David was in the Halloween parade so whether I wanted to or not, I went. The fallout that I know of so far from last night is my ex took away David's cell. So the middle school band was one of the last things in the parade, and my ex had been in an earlier group so she was already where the parade ended. I walked along side the band to the end of the parade, gave David a hug, told him I loved him, and let him go .. since the ex said we can't do anything when it isn't my weekend. I walked to my car, drove another 10 minutes or so and my phone rang. It's Steve... her current husband... "Where is David?" I said since I wasn't allowed time I left him at the end of the parade where he was to be picked up by his mother. Well.. they could not find him. My first thought was after last night he ran away. I turned around and drove back. Apparently Sue was not at the end of the pa

Evil Plan!
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)! Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure Stage One To begin your plan, you must first seduce a senator. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit? Stage Two Next, you must seize control of the statue of liberty. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of mutant race hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must release your doomsday device, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with nightmares, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world w

Evil Lil Cherrypie 4 Sale
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The Evil Fucker In Office
If you thought 8 years of this fucker was a bad thing, wait till you see what he does now that there is nothing to lose from his actions. Lame Duck Evil, is my phrase for it.....I will stop just short of saying an assassin would be welcome. what's next, the ANWR getting drilled? Hasn't he done enough damage??? Why do Presidents wait till the last moment to push through changes they've had the power to impose all along? Legal scholars have advanced a variety of explanations; these range from megalomania (each Administration tries to extend its influence into the next) to simple distraction (federal agencies, like ninth graders, have a hard time focussing until they're up against a deadline). Under the best of circumstances, experts point out, rule-making is a laborious process; many of the regulations published toward the end of the Clinton Administration—such as a rule limiting the amount of arsenic allowed in public drinking water—had been the subject of years' worth of hearings a

Evil
Theres a very real conclusion I have come too. With all the things I have seen in my life, the battles I have been in. There is such a thing as pure evil. Movies have a tendency of blowing it out of per portion well so you think. There is something Alfred says in the Dark Knight. There are some people that are motivated by the sheer pleasure of watch the world burn. It really doesn't sink in or make sense until you see someone like that. Well, I have. But I am not going to let people like that change who I am.

Evil Man
BE i a man of great evil, For my heart was with two women, Wanting neither but both, So in this world id rather stay hidden, For with but one word these two may strike me, Even though they can not find my reason, So be i am man of evil, when i love both goddess like women, Each had her own style of life, but it was my hearts fault for wanting them both, So now im torn and broken, as i walk away from their worlds, I have but one last breath, I love them both more then they would ever know.

Evil Giggle
Whats your Goth name? Your Result: Dawn Everyone knows who u r and doesnt wanna mess with u. U have alot of friends but only really talk to a few of them. U wear black and ur hair is many colors. U like rock and metal. U have ur own way of looking at things and wear things the way u wanna wear them and u dont care wat ppl thinkTibby Anjelica Slayer Jason Raylyn Whats your Goth name?Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

Evil Auto 11's *giggle*
*Demon* Am I Evil? *Demon* Lucky for you I'm feeling a bit naughty! I'll be blingin' raters during my auto 11's! Allllllso... I will be holding a drawing for over 2 million fu-bucks! For rating every 100 pictures, you may private message me for one entry. Rate more, enter more. Example, If you rate 500, you get entered 5 times. Rate all pics and you get 25 entries! So, am I Evil?? Or Sweet givin away stuff?? Hehe, You decide! 1st prize is 1,000,000. 2nd prize is 500,000, and 3rd is 250,000. 2 bonus prizes of 100,000. each.

Evil's Big Auction
BIG EVIL'S AUCTION IS NOW OPEN!!! COME SEE WHO HE HAS UP FOR SALE!!! UP FOR AUCTION: BIG EVIL Evil is offering rate all pics 11s. rate all stash, buy 3 gifts a week. buy daily drinks, add to fam and friends, and add to yahoo. RED Red is offering for one month ur name in hers, rate all pics in hh, sfw salute, add to top friends and fam, random gifts, daily drinks sound good" HARLEY Harley is offering Harley video salute, 5 personal tags made, 1million in fubucks, and your name @ the end of his for 30 days, 100 11's for a month...keep ya shitfac*d for 30 days...added to his family, top friends list. VIOLET Violet is offering rate all pics and stash 11s durin hh, owned by in name, num 1 fam and friends and a sfw salute. DEEJAY TWISTA Twista is offering all pics/Stash Rated 11,custom skin and pic made, 1 bling a week for a month/put ur name in his(1month). SEXUALDESIRE

Evil
Another story written specifically for my radio show, this one shows my more... ummm... sadistic side. Just not in the usual sense people mean when they say "sadistic". Note: if words have any kind of erotic effect on you, be warned that this has an evil ending. ----------- Evil She pants. It's not because of anything happening now, he observes, from his chair. He's only about five feet from her. And about ten minutes from where he is, she is. He was over her then, inside her, writhing on her, driving into her like a man possessed... or, rather, a man possessing. Each dive was so deliciously placed, each swivel and squirm of hips made to make her gasp, each burying of flesh perfectly poised to give her everything she could take without that sharp burning sting of deep pain. She could barely move, of course, because she was tied to the headboard. Quite elaborately, too, although purely for the purpose of teasing her. Fifty minutes earlier he'd tied her there,

Evil
These streets have been derogated, Now I've found myself drifting into decadence. I see some of you are already getting aggravated, This ill ridden trash in the ambiance. Some are already feeling arrhythmia, But you will get no help, I'm not charitable. You seem to forever be in hysteria, The feeling of animosity is understandable. The puddles are steadily filling, At the moment there seems to be no end. This surely means the blood is spilling, Don't cry to me I'm truly not your friend. I often look to the sky, Hoping I'll see your magnanimous god. Seeing nothing I think it must be a lie, Do you think this to be odd? I am very iniquitous in my mind. Some say I have a tendency of being inhumane. This is something not very hard to find, I think I am a king without a main.

Evil One
The house is quiet, Just the low hum of the furnace I'm awake when I know I should be sleeping I 'm fighting an unseen evil An evil thing that wants to rob me An evil that is trying to steal my life I'm not giving in an inch, because I'm not done yet I want to share so much more of me With my sisters for life My beautiful daughter My handsome son Family and friends I want to find my true soul mate, The one who wants all that I have to offer: Generous and caring, a fighter, strong and sexual, Spirited in nature, with a voracious appetite for life, A truly beautiful woman , inside and out So hear me I say , hear me , Evil One As I roar in your face Feel me grrrwwl right back at you I am not some easy prey for you! And as for you my one true love I will not roar at you I may mmmrrrowwww But that is because you like it so much

~evil~
Yes, it is true. I did stray off the righteous path and give in to temptation cast upon me by the Evil 3. I let you down, I bombed on the Sabbath having proclaimed that I would not do so. I walked on the to the dark side of the road, taken in by two dark haired beauty's and visions of the others chestnut hair falling all around my pillow case. Ok, Ok, Ok.. I stole that Chestnut hair line from Don Mcleans song "Empty Chairs. STFU.. It's a good line and ya know it. So in my hour of questioning I was inspired and spat forth a poem out loud as I avoided the beggars and concentrated on friendly type targets. Sure hope I can remember that shit. But I will put it to paper and share. Could take days, weeks or even months. But I want you to know. That I won't let ya down again. And if your looking for me to apologize.... Step back..ain't happening, cause that shit was fun xoxo

Evil Empire? Orly?
When in England, at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of 'Empire building' by George Bush. He answered by saying, 'Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return.' You could have heard a pin drop.

Evil Empire? Orly? #2
There was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break, one of the French engineers came back into the room saying, 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the Tsunami victims. What does he intend to do, bomb them?' A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: 'Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear- powered and can supply emergency electrical power to shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck.' 'We have 11 such ships; how many does France have?' You could have heard a pin drop..

Evil Empire? Orly? #3
A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks, but a French Admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English.' He then asked, 'Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?' Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied 'Maybe it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German.' You could have heard a pin drop

Evil Empire? Orly? #4
Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on. 'You have been to France before, monsieur?' the Customs officer asked sarcastically. Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously. 'Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.' The American said,' The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it.' "Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France!' The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained, "'Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find a single Frenchmen to show a passport to.' You could have heard a pin drop

Evil Curse
Damn evil aunt flow is here.....cramps are killing me. Pills not even working... I did some shopping...sorta. Went to try to find some new jeans but didn't like most of them and with how fat i am, they didn't have any good ones....then again, I went to Ross. went to target to get some stuff....took a nap...clenaed..stupid ants are back and that's about it...oh so exciting

Evil Never Dies For Life....
MY E.N.D SISTERS BEING ONE OF YOU IS AWESOME...I CAN STAND UP FOR MYSELF AGAIN...HAVING FAMILY IS EVERY THING TO ME...WHEN PPL START TO BASH US I PUT MY FOOT DOWN AND TELL THEM TO BACK US THEY HAVE NO CLUE WHO OR WHAT WE ARE...I OR FAMILY WE TAKE CARE OF OUR SISTERS IN NEED ....IF BY PHONE,NET GOING TO SEE EACH OTHER HELL THAT WORKS TOOI HAVE TOLD PPL THAT I AM EVIL NEVER DIES AND THEY JUST GIVE ME A WIERD FACE AND TELL ME TO GET A LIFE...I TELL THEM THAT E.N.D IS MY LIFE PLUS THEY ARE MORE FAMILY TO ME THEN ANY THING..I LOVE MY SISTERS VERY MUCH...I KNOW THAT ONE DAY I WELL GET TO MEET ALL OF MY SISTERS....DAMN WHEN WE ALL GET TOGETHER WATCH OUT WORLD GET IN OUR WAY I FELL SORRY FOR YOU HA HA...WE ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THIS BIG OLD WORLD NO MAN IS GOING TO STOP US AND FOR OUR LIL ONES THAT IS RIGHT THEY WELL FOLLOW US TOO...

Evil,wicked, Mean And Nasty
yes i`m referring to that one blog whore whose name is in the title i will never mention her name again, nor ever talk to her again she talked me into taking tomorrow off work to play on fu, then after i call in, she tells me she has an all day appt with her accountant. who know hookers had acct`s? things must be different in cyprus seeing as how i have never blocked anyone before, would someone please tell me how to do that?

Evil Rankings...
Ok, you may or may not have noticed; and you may or may not care, but I've eliminated the "Top family" and "Top friends" classifications from my profile. Yes, I do believe they are evil. That may sound extreme, but hear me out first. Does it not create jealousy and drama? Would the fu-world not be a happier place if no one was whining (whether out loud or to themselves) about where they rank, or don't rank in someone's family?Is that what "family" is about?Is this really a competition?!Anyone that knows me, knows that I'm pretty forthright about my feelings... I talk about them. I tell people that are close to me how I feel about them.So I won't play the ranking game...If we are close, you already know it, I've told you! If we're not close... Either we just don't hit it off, or we don't know each other that well yet? I don‘t know, I suppose there are many possibilities. Anyway, if you want to change that, let me know... If I want to change it, I'll let you know...Is it really so

The Evil Knight
"Crazy nights and crazy dreams,evil knights with laser beams.Doth protest t'his foulish scheme,rule the kingdom in supreme.Plague the people too extreme,leaving them with low esteem.Without hope, there is no gleam.Even with a common theme.Urge a hero they all scream,put an end to this regime.Edward Peters they all deem,No, one said, we need a ream.Yes, one shouts, he has a team,he'll finish th'all like a cream.Like one said he found a seam,drove the knights out to the stream.Without weapons they all teem,like untrained kids they all steam.Peters a hero, t'all seem,Sir t'his name was his redeem." © LT.David Martin

Evils Of Marijuana Exposed By American Medical Association - 1937
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hM73cz6ZZOA 1936 - 1938: William Randolph Hearst's newspaper empire fuels a tabloid journalism propaganda campaign against marijuana. Articles with headlines such as Marihuana Makes Fiends of Boys in 30 Days; Hasheesh Goads Users to Blood-Lust create terror of the killer weed from Mexico. Through his relentless misinformation campaign, Hearst is credited with bringing the word marijuana into the English language. In addition to fueling racist attitudes toward Hispanics, Hearst papers run articles about marijuana-crazed negroes raping white women and playing voodoo-satanic jazz music. Driven insane by marijuana, these blacks -- according to accounts in Hearst-owned newspapers -- dared to step on white men's shadows, look white people directly in the eye for more than three seconds, and even laugh out loud at white people. For shame! 1936: DuPont obtains a patent license to manufacture synthetic plastic fibers from German industrial giant I.G. F

Evil
'You know I can't believe you,all the things you say,they're not true. [oh oh oh]But I fear I can't just leave you.All I feel is that I need you my love.This is all my spirit can take,anymore and I will surley meet decay.Won't you reach out and touch my heartache,feel it beating, please don't throw it away.I can't believe your careless lies,your burning eyes, pass through me.I never thought our love would die,but how could I, I could not see.Baby girl you know I need you,can't believe that you would leave me this way.If my pain will not appease you,so it please you I've got nothing to say.I now begin to realise,you're not the girl I once knew.But deep beneath those hollow eyes,reasons that die in part of you, of you.I will cry, cry for you, for you, I will cry, cry for you.Come on though you shut the moon out,as though it were bright as sun in the day.I would crawl through a demention in your head,you would show me a way.I can't believe your careless lies,your burning eyes, pass throug

Evil
I never had to say goodbye You must have known I wouldn't stay While you were talking about our life You killed the beauty of today Forever and ever Life is now or never Forever never comes around You never heard me break your heart You didn't wake up when we died Since I was lonely from the start I think the end is mine to write Forever and ever Life is now or never Forever never comes around People love and let go Forever and ever Life is now or never Forever's gonna slow you down You'll never see me again So now who's gonna cry for you You'll never see me again No matter what you do You'll never see me again So now who's gonna cry for you You'll never see me again No matter what you do I never had to say goodbye You must have known I wouldn't stay While you were talking about our life You killed the beauty of today Forever and ever Life is now or never Forever never comes around People love and let go Fo

The Evil Jester
He turns the tricks to make them smilenobody knows what he hides so vileAmong them he is the one who cheer them upwould they smile if they knew what is in their cupHe is there only to make others happywhat about what makes him happyWould they smile if they knew thatIf they knew what makes him smileHe shows a side there in the courtbut at night he is something of another sortA man who is free to do as he pleasesa requiem for the one who teasesA jester is he during the daybut what would they sayif they knew that during the nighthe extinguishes a life, a lightHe'll turn a trick here and therebut the string is more than he can bearso every night he'll go out for moreand become what he deeply adoresHe is what he is, that can not be helpedhearing his victim as she yelpedWhat he is, is not just a simple gestureHe is true to who he is...an Evil Jester

Evil Aliens Behind World Government
Evil Aliens Behind World GovernmentbyAmitakh Stanford17th March 2004 The plan for the New World Order did not originate on Earth — it is a system devised by aliens. The concept of the New World Order is based upon an old Anunnaki system which has been employed in other galaxies a long, long time ago. This system is now being pushed for implementation on Earth by the Anunnaki Remnants who remain on Earth. The Anunnaki Remnants are the ones that were left behind on Earth by the Anunnaki Elite when they escaped this world (see my previous writing of Nibiru and the Anunnaki for further explanation).The New World Order is based upon the premise that there is to be a supreme commander who oversees the affairs of the world. During transition into a global government smaller and weaker nations are being forced or lured into accepting self-appointed stronger nations to act as their police force. Later, the police force will expand and become an international police force under a

Evil Snow White
I do not know what manner of thing she is. None of us do. She killed her mother in the birthing, but that's never enough to account for it. They call me wise, but I am far from wise, for all that I foresaw fragments of it, frozen moments caught in pools of water or in the cold glass of my mirror. If I were wise I would not have tried to change what I saw. If I were wise I would have killed myself before ever I encountered her, before ever I caught him. Wise, and a witch, or so they said, and I'd seen his face in my dreams and in reflections for all my life: sixteen years of dreaming of him before he reined his horse by the bridge that morning, and asked my name. He helped me onto his high horse and we rode together to my little cottage, my face buried in the gold of his hair. He asked for the best of what I had; a king's right, it was. His beard was red-bronze in the morning light, and I knew him, not as a king, for I knew nothing of kings then, but as my love. He took all he wante

Evil Never Dies
EVIL NEVER DIES is the first Metal/....Horror/Truth Group of it’s kind and will not be rivaled by any other. The bastard children of E.N.D. were born of this monstrosity. An evil so powerful that it’s very seed spread across myspace, the Internet and now the world. Spawning the many tags and groups you see today of our so-called competition. We’ve reached far into the abyss while others played Gods and power mongers in this shit hole of a playground. It is not our founders, not our leaders, but is the collective of all that make us what you see deep within the blackened shadows. Yes, there are a few other groups that we support as fellow metalheads. Dare I say the proud offspring of a power we hold so dear to our darkened souls? However, we at E.N.D. have set ourselves aside from what once was and have long since evolved. The darkest vile maggots of this scum infested scene find solace within our brotherhood. We are the outcasts and we are damn proud to be! There is Z

The Evil Inside Of Me
The rage Born to hate, created to kill I’ll get my gun, get the bat your going To die one way or the other Unconcealed, unconcern Blood is spilled Unconcealed, unconcern Chaos is beautiful I’ll keep the massacre alive Darkness clouds my mind I can only see Death! Your on knees praying to your god I’ll let you live @ Unconcealed, unconcern Blood is spilled Unconcealed, unconcern Chaos is beautiful I’ll keep the massacre alive No one lives, no where to run Fuck your god, fuck your Christ They’ll die long side of you Unconcealed, unconcern Blood is spilled Unconcealed, unconcern Chaos is beautiful I’ll keep the massacre alive Jose Hermosillo

Evil Angel
The howling man Am the father of lies, the bringer of evil am the sin that will set you free. In darkness you will fear me, before me Christ will kneel Am the howling man that goes by many names but you know me as Satan. Jose Hermosillo

Evil Spirits
In our culture we have gone from an age of rationalism to an age of sensationalism, and we now are captivated and fascinated with the supernatural. Thus, we are prime for deception by the false miracles of Satan and his demons.

Evil Mutant Attack Squirrel Of Death
EVIL MUTANT ATTACK SQUIRREL OF DEATH I never dreamed slowly cruising on my motorcycle through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous! Little did I suspect. I was on Brice Street - a very nice neighborhood with perfect lawns and slow traffic. As I passed an oncoming car; a brown, furry missile shot out from under it and tumbled to a stop immediately in front of me. It was a squirrel and must have been trying to run across the road when it encountered the car. I really was not going very fast, but there was no time to brake or avoid it -- it was that close. I hate to run over animals and I really hate it on a motorcycle but a squirrel should pose no danger. I barely had time to brace for the impact. Animal lovers, never fear. Squirrels, I discovered, can take care of themselves! Inches before impact, the squirrel flipped to his feet. He was standing on his hind legs and facing my oncoming Harley with steadfast resolve in his beady little eyes. His mou

Evil Eve(kids)
Eve was a small girl who made life difficult for everyone, no matter who they were she always found a way to make you shout, scream or cry. Eve lived with her mother and bigger sister in a small house where everyone knew them and Eve. Most of the day mum did nothing but shout and was looking forward to when eve started school tomorrow, but eve had other ideas. Eve woke up and was already in trouble before they even got out the door, “Eve, did you put toothpaste down the toilet?” shouts mum “NO” shouts eve “Eve, did you fill the sink with toilet paper?” shouts mum again “NO” shouts eve Eve was not like most kids, her idea of a joke was putting mud in your tea or spiders under in your bed, but eve knew that she could be a lot worse. Holding her lunch box eve gets ready to go to school, walking to the car eve makes faces to the lady next door. “Eve stop that” says mum Mum and eve get into the car, mum puts the seatbelt o

Evil Within..giggles
sometimes i feel in the depths of my soul... there is this huge jagged-torn hole... where the darkness hovers waiting to engulf me... candy coated sweetness is an illusion on my skin... while the deep dark chocolate is secretly within... i struggle to keep grip of the the good.... like i should... but the evil just won't let me be!!!!

Evil Feed
Exploring spiritual sex. Cosmic connection stuns soul; time suspended Desire floods veins, nerves tingle; body atuned Mind renews battle of senses; tranquility of presence disturbed Ceaseless yearning torments craven mind; blood pumping Ravenous longing distracts purpose; senses frayed Endless hauntings induce madness; sleepless nights Burning lust, gonads aflame; body yields Love's coursing purpose unleashed; hearts aracing Predestined union; souls complete

The Evil Love Triangle From Hell...
So yeah. I've been with this girl on and off for about 7 years. And we both like MY best friend. I'm the one who introduced them and my best friend could slap me for it. They were on and off as a couple for a few years too. But whenever they got together I always felt used and betrayed. Mostly cuz she was still with me and got with my best friend behind my back without telling me. Well yesterday I confessed I still had feelings for my best friend and she's fine with it. But I yelled at my ex gf for lying because she still liked my best friend when about a week or so ago she pitched this 'you're the only one for me, i should've never kept going back to her' bullshit speech. And then she basically started acting like they were dating again but my best friend told me otherwise. So now we're not talking. I don't get this. All I ever did was love her. I got her away from her abusive family, gave her a roof to live under, food to eat... Just for her to use me and betray me. My best friend

Evil Of The Iphone
It all began with an iPhone... March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday and I got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn't? I celebrated my birthday in July and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad. My daughter's birthday was in August so I got her an iPod Touch. September came by, so for my wife’s birthday I bought her an iRon. It was around then that the fight started . . . What my wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean. This unfortunately activated the iBitch. Which led me to the iHospital and iGet out Thursday.

Evil
Do not judge others by there appearance, only judge them by their deeds. Judge them by the mindframe, wants and needs. Whats right and wrong and what should belong are the markers on a quest, a bird in flights sad song, must find the strength to be alone, for it is the only way to rest. Blessed is the one whos light shines bright. Damaged is the one who fights their own life. Keep your enemies at arms length, and embrace a loyal friend. For dark and twisted, vein and wicked are the thoughts of evil men.

The Evil Moriarty Emerges From Sherlock's 'shadows'
He's colder than Darth Vader, more ruthless than the Joker, smarter than James Bond nemesis Ernst Blofeld and capable of out-eviling Lord Voldemort. And, man, can Professor James Moriarty — archenemy of ace detective Sherlock Holmes and one of fiction's first supervillains — play a mean game of chess. The notorious yet mysterious baddie gets his highest-profile treatment yet in director Guy Ritchie's sequel Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows, which opens Friday. Pitted against Robert Downey Jr.'s manic man of action, Sherlock, Jared Harris stars as Moriarty, mulberry bagsthe genius math professor and global criminal mastermind who plans to start a world war. Although he played an active role in only two of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock stories in the late 19th century, Moriarty has seen his legend grow over the years with people's interest in the ultimate antagonist, achieving an impressive level of pop-culture notoriety. "You have to see Moriarty as the dark side of Ho

The Evil Inside
I been living with a Very evil Demonic with in me every time i get hurt phyiscally or emotionally it gets stronger ever when i was struck by an ex gf's car and broke my right arm in 3 places I got up and pushed the her car back with a broken leg sure i was bleeding out but thats what the paramedics told me before i passed out. How do i controle my haterid for every girl that tore or fucked with me? I don't take action i let it slide unless they come after me with a new BF and threaten my life.

Evil Eagle Eye
the eagle is bald and disappearing these days , but the eagle is bald.. Flying high and rattle snakes play. The rattlesnakes are all balled,,,, Balled up all in a cave, The eagles are all bald and disappearing these days .. The beavers stay wetter when bald, the beavers eat the woods like a shiny chain saw. There is so much more beaver Damn action, Beavers lovin beavers when the beaver is bald. The american Bald Eagle. Disappearing these days. The rattle snakes love to bite fight and live in the caves. the eagles.are out flying high.. hunting for.rattlesnake slaves. The beavers.getting wetter. Diving into the shave. The beavers sliding wood in for the save, The beavers bald and turns us into, The evil eagle eyes....... of The rattlesnake Slaves... Sent from my HTC on the Now Network from Sprint!

Evil
As Devil night comes closer its harder for me to think about good thing everyone that pass me I smell there sent, I see there vains I hear heart racing . I know I must feed to live but its only one month were my evil side really comes out . Sex , blood, roses , black candles.

Evin
2/17/2007 First off----he is too cute for his own good. Just wants to play "Racy Cars" with Uncle "Jomie". Draws pictures and reads books with Gomma then off to bath time. Introduced him to "Mr Potty Chair. He wore it like a hat, then figured out what it was for. Actually used it like a pro and wouldn't take a bath until he could "make a deposit". Then off to playing "Fort" with Gompa. Thinks he can stand on Gompa Al's belly and not fall off???? Turned on Goodnight Channel and then time to snuggle with Kate.

Evironmental
It is extremely unfortunate that the concept of our 'environment' has become such a controversial and heated topic in society today. Whenever something becomes controversial, the two main political sides split into their respective 'camps' and the entire subject becomes tainted with political mudslinging and obfuscation of the facts. We should not allow ourselves to become blinded by rhetoric, propaganda or outright lies. Few things are more important than the actual planet on which we live, without it we would literally have nothing. We would not exist. So no matter how you see our Earth, as a spiritual motherly caregiver, or as a hunk of spinning rock on which life evolved, it should be equally important to us all to make sure that we keep it healthy, keep it protected and sustainable. The truth is that in many ways we are polluting our planet, poisoning parts of it, cutting down and paving over vast areas of it, toxifying our air, rivers, lakes and oceans, overfishi

Eviscerate Them!
GODDAMMIT IM SICK OF HEARING THE WORD " AFRICAN-AMERICAN"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO JUST BEING AMERICAN!!!!! ITS NOT GOOD ENOUGH I GUESS! i have'nt heard another ethnic group so emphatically label themselves as african-american. ya know a good percentage of BLACKS in this country aren't directly from Africa or have parents that immigrated. You're AMERCAN or get the fuck out with your p.c. elitist bullshit! btw i hate people. hooray!

Evita
Evita Evita is the story of Eva, a poor Argentine girl who grows up to be the wife of the president of Argentina and worshipped by her people. As a young girl, Eva quickly learns that the way to achieve the power she desires is by sleeping with powerful men. In order to make it to Buenos Aires, Evita sleeps with the tango singer, Agustin Magaldi. After she is through with him, she seduces the rising political figure, Juan Peron. Peron eventually becomes the President of Argentina while Eva becomes a hero to the poor and working class. In the end, to the sadness of Argentina's people, Eva dies young Madonna don't cry for me Argentina!"

E Viva Espania!
Well folks, we´re still in spain but we´re coming home tomorrow. Its been a totally fantastic time here in Calella and we´re sorry to leave, but alas, we have to! Expect photos and more when we return home

Ev!l
Hahaha i must b evil i b speedin like knevil im like tha devil fire n brimstone i luv tha smell im already in hell sooo many stories 2 tell unknown 2 yall how many times ive fell lifes a bitch ur born dyin niggaz n bitches need 2 stop defyin mayne....bitches quit ur cryin kuz i kno ur tears r lyin erwhere i go i cause destruction makinit hard 4 niggaz 2 function nigga..when u see me wit ma blunt n ma brew approch wit caution its tha mirical concoction ma lifes a contridiktion blood tha shit im spittin aint no fiction

Ev1lness...
Just to let everyone know that EV1LNESS has had Fubar pulled at work. :( He will no longer be able to access the internet except for work related things. He is planning to stay in touch with me and said to tell everyone bye and he will return as soon as he can. Wow. It's just not gonna be the same....

Ev1 Needs To See This. Could We Be Fighting Something That Isnt There
PLEASE I JUST FOUND THESE VIDEOS ONLINE LOOKS VERY DISTURBING TO ME. LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU ALL THINK Exclusive Angles 3 - The best bloopers are here Exclusive Angles 2 - Watch more funny videos here

An Evning With Jeff
It was just starting to get dark as Jeff waited in his car. The parking lot was soaked from the recent downpour and the patchy sky threatened more. It was funny how the sky showed its mood, the deep red of the sunset fading away blotched with the dark amassing storm clouds. Jeff turned the radio up, tilted his seat back and looked at the clock. Ten more minutes and they would officially be late. While he waited his mind raced with thoughts... would they look like their pictures? Would their personalities match those he'd come to know and like online? Would they really be as open as they had appeared? And even would they really show-up? At least one of his thoughts was answered four minutes later when a small sleek import pulled into the parking space opposite. A man and woman were inside who, without hesitation, he recognized as Peter and Amanda. That answered another of his mental questions, in that they appeared to be exactly like their pictures, well at least the parts he could

Evoke A Feeling
subject: evoke a feeling post date: 2007-11-09 13:24:35 when you look at me like that i feel so squishy and so gooey your sad puppy dog eyes makes me melt when you touch me i feel so sensual desires my very essences are aroused during the embrace i hear you gasp know you inhale my scent just the perfume of my body scent i smell your scent musk of sweat as you labor over me ahhh musk so sweet the odor so squashy i feel with your smell your touch as you look at me dont ever stop i love you too

Evolution 1
ORIGINALLY POSTED: February 22, 2006 And I Looked, and Behold a Pale Horse: And His Name That Sat On Him Was Death, And Hell Followed With Him~ Revalations 6:8 Through my eyes... The eyes of the DeadMan is a portal... A portal into my life and the things that I live through... While reading my words... Understand... I care not for your pity... Grief... or Insults... You want to disagree to anything I have to say... Fine... but remember... If you wanna express your opinions... Expect mine in return... If you want to express your encouragements and understandings... They will be greeted with remarks of appreciation... I have but few people I care to please and that I truly care what they have to say... Those people either have my blood in their veins... Or are bound to me by another thats shares my blood... My Top 8 List does not mean I answer to them... But they are people that if they gave advice... I would listen more than others... I am a soldier... So I serve my country.

Evolution 2
Originally Posted: March 26, 2006 "My Life Is An Open Book... You Read???" ~ Nicole Kidman Batman Forever I used to worry about what in my life got out to other people I didn't want knowing about somethings... But why should I worry anymore... Its over... I don't care what people think about me... I never have... Now I don't care what people can do to me... They can't take anything away from me unless they kil me now... I have what makes me happy and there is nothing anyone can do about it... I don't anything wrong to take this happiness away... So I am no longer closing my blogs... profile... pictures... thoughts... or anything else... My theroy is this... If you want information bad enough you will get it no matter what... So fuck it... Let me make it easier for you... But try to use it against me all you want... Because time is running out that before you end up where you can never do a t

Evolution 3
ORIGINALLY POSTED: March 26, 2006 Some poeple really need to learn some goddamn responibility... I mean... If you say you are going to do something... fucking do it... especially whn it has to do with children... I am pissed... but not just pissed... furious... and what does she dare ask me... "why are you so upset about this?" You Know... I used to get upset when I ran out of Mountain Dew I used to get upset when the shower ran out of hot water I used to get upset when the Yankee won the series and I sed to get upset when I missed a WWE wrestling show... Now if that is what upset is... Tell me something... What emotion am I feeling right now... Cause I'm not exactly sure what it is.... And this isnt the only thing that happened today that was late for or time this has happened... Hell, I'm starting to wonder how much my daughters are late for school in the mornings now... I am starting to wonder how many times she is late for school... and how much sh

Evolution 4
Originally Posted July 25th, 2006 the following is a blog I was told I needed to read... Monday, July 24, 2006 Fill really pissed off tonight. Current mood: bitchy Category: Life yo lucky in love I know your little game how could you be so low you are kennies little spy you know what you and kenny and michelle and every one else need to grow up and stop playing games you rote me a message and was hateful you have alot of nerve you know what read the real story toots. you will never know what it was like married to kenny I wasn't perfect and neither was he I had stated alittle about my life whoop die doo. It's better then putting you have alot of nerve. for your information alex and meranda will always have a place in my heart and you are a bit,,,, you know the rest how dare you come on myspace and read my blogs for spying on me from kenny or whatever you were doing get over yourself i've been over kenny for a long time but I won't let any one let me make my sel

Evolution 5
Originally Posted July 25, 2006 The Grandmother's Pity Party Continues Now I know enough about my ex-wife to know she isn't smart enough to start bad mouthing people on her own... But then again neither is the the person that this blog is about, but you put the two together they could actually come up with something as pathetic as the attempt they did... or maybe they did asked Christy what the could do... cause she is smart enough to do plan like this, but I think by now Christy has moved on from this drama and persued on with her life... So I will have to think that maybe Nicole and Tanya have spent the months they were missing from myspace straining their brains to come up with the blogs they have come up with... Now Tanya is too much of puss to actually talk shit about someone so that they can respond to it... she has to hide behind her blog restrictions and make it so no one can read them... At least Nicole has to nerve to make it a debate of what happened... Tanya has to

Evolution 6
Originally Posted: July 30, 2006 Back in A.I.T. my Drill Sgt had a saying he used alot... A kicked dog will hollar... Basically saying... That if I saying something negative about someone... only the ones I meant will be so offended as to write a whole blog about it... and yes I know that me doing it back will be doing the same thing... But you know I don't care what anyone thinks about me... Lets look at her blog... The reason stupid poeple right blogs. Is because they have very little friends to talk to. Because they have to deal with the bull shit that other poeple right. I think that Kenneth Strout scince he donse not know how to keep my name off his blogs then a war has just reigned on.He thinks hes gods gift to women which is fine for him to think but with all these women there are the men they been with and the women they been with so on and so on , i'm personaly surprised that he still has a penis. There is STD"S out in the world. Probally he had a few of the feel

Evolution 7
Originally Posted: August 02, 2006 The Stupid Fairy Strikes Again!!! Current mood: pleased It appears the stupid fairy has joined us again... She wants to spread rumors and try to make me look like some monster... First let's get straight to business about this... Because before what she said used to make me laugh... Because she is pathetic to begin with... but to accuse me of something of this measure is more than I will tollerate with anyone... NOW I AM PISSED!!! But I have enough control to issue this one last warning... One more and it all comes out... Before now I have not said anything about you that (A) You can't recover from and (B) that I know I can back up... One more time you accuse me of some shit like that and I will go off on everything about you...

Evolution 8
Originally Posted: August 19, 2006 Look what happened while I was sleeping... The stupid fairy has come back to the surface to grace us with another lullabi of incoherent rantings about things yet again; her little world inside her head has come to imagine... I did to her... Now should we pich part the little things she ranted about and watch her lil world come crumbling down on her... First I have a question for everyone... How can you sleep with someone that is a completely different state... If you rememeber... I was in Georgia and Nicole was In Trenton Fla. and Rebecca was in Crestview Fla... How the hell did I sleep with Rebecca??? Damn I know my dick is big but damn I guess it can reach 368 miles away... No wonder I have back pains... I have to carry a load that big... So If i was in Ft. Gordon Ga... How did I cheat on Nicole for her to just go off and sleep with Turtle? That act of revenge she says... was nothing more her not being able to control her own hormones and not

Evolution 1
First of all... If you dont like the views of my last blogs... don't bother reading anymore of them... I don;t hold shit back and I don't play favorites... I speak things how I see them and don't care if anyone or no one agrees with me... I am not here to boost egos or to get into any rash debates... I dont care if anyone or everyone reads this... I am doing my blogs for me... and ONLY for me... So now that I covered that... Lets begin with the first blog in this series... It has been an interesting year... alot has happened and I want to take the time to write alittle about it... The first 9 months of it not many of you know about because i didnt get on CT until August, but hardly any of you knew me for the first month of the CT ride... It wasnt until September that I broke out of my shell on here... Funny how it pretty much came when me and Michelle split up in September... I found myself swarmed by new friends that I have found came to love... When I needed someone to talk to I f

Evolution 2
You know I have been a computer tech for the army for 6 years, but I have been playing online for 10 years... back when AOL first came out on dial up... I have seen it all on here... Sex, drugs, rock-n-roll, breaks-ups, make ups, orgy planning and web cam masturbating... Hell I have even done my fair share of things on the net... I am in any way shape or form a newbie to any of this internet shit... So I find it funny as hell when someone thinks they pull one over on me on the net... First of all... I wrote the book on inyernet spy games... so dont think for a second that creating some fake name with a bunch of phony pics is going to do anyone any good... I can sniff these profiles out like it was Phoenyx's dirty diaper from 3 weeks ago... Its an insult to think I am that naive to fall for it... Especially when you have done better in the past... Are you really serious to think its that easy to pull the woo over my eyes... Now lets pretend for a minute you haven't been there to

The Evolving Relationship
The most important move is to begin. We begin weaving by stringing vertical threads on a loom to form the foundation of a new cloth. Then horizontal threads are interlaced back and forth, and we create a fabric. As the cloth begins to form, new possibilities open before us. After we weave in the first color we can then envision other colors that will work with it. The most important move is to begin. Sometimes new possibilities occur to us only through action. If we take the risk of the first step and keep our eyes open, we will see the next step. Too much planning, too much carefulness and analysis, may block all action. With our partner we might sometimes feel stuck in a pattern. We may even feel hopeless. Rather than thinking excessively, we could take action, do one thing that we know people in good relationships do. We might be able to take the risk of that first step with the help of our Higher Power. When we take one hopeful step at a time, each step produces informatio

Evolution Of A Hand Grenade
Evolution of a hand grenade Evolution of a hand grenade. Its the broken heart brigade. Biggest riddle how to pull the trigger. I see no evil Hear no evil Speak no evil. Come on baby Lets go round. Get down and visit the ground.

* Evolution * * Biospiritual Evolution * Evolutionary Mechanics * Family Tree Of Consciousness *
* Evolution * * Biospiritual Evolution * Evolutionary Mechanics * Family Tree of Consciousness * Soul Integration * ********************************************************************************************* Evolution ********************************************************************************************* From the perspective of the Incarnate Identity (HU-1) the process of evolution is the process of incorporation all 6 levels of multi-dimensional identity into the conscious cognition of “I am…” ********************************************************************************************* (See: Bio-Spiritual Evolution, Evolutionary Mechanics, Family Tree of Consciousness and Soul Integration) ********************************************************************************************* (Voyagers I – Page 137) The true process of human evolution is concerned solely with the incarnates' expansion of perceptual consciousness into higher dimensional fields which ar

Evolution Answer
I don't know if I should approach this from a discussion on science or on religion. cootmasi did a fair job of covering the science, but I am not too inclined to teach religion to someone apparently with a fundamentalist view. There is a couple of arguments. One being that the creation story is actually a composite to two different stories. One is Babylonian in origin (the latter half) and one predates the Babylonian captivity. However, if you go into the Gnostic Gospel of John (not in the authorized bible) you get a very different picture of the ethos of the creation even as it become apparent that it is more metaphoric and mystical then literal. You may not be related to a chimp as you say, but being that people will believe what they want to believe based on needs and deprivations, this Mumm is making you look like an ass.

Evolution: Physical
Funny how we as humans contradict the fuck out of ourselves. We always say that we were looking to be friends with, in a relationship with, hire, promote....(insert other random bullshit) people with a great spiritual, moral....(insert more non-physical bullshit here) qualities. Bullshit...lies. Research and personal experience have proven this to be a load of shit. People are more prone to base shit off looks. Sure there are some mental and spiritual qualities, but most interaction is based on some sort of visual representation whether real or imagined. But what's stupid to me is even at a place like FedEx, most people are biased about looks on whether to hire someone or not to load fuckin' trucks. Now, I'm not a fuckin' rocket scientist but, I don't think a pretty boy type or a pretty girl would load a fuckin truck correctly. Nor would an attractive type with no leadership ability or experience make a good supervisor. Yet this shit happens daily. Even your significant other "who lov

The Evolution Of The Dick!
Hiya Everyone! The average cock size is around 5.25" wordwide, with the bell curve distribution falling in the 5" to 6" category. Cock's 8" or more comprise 1% of the world population. Nature must have a reason for this? How come evolution hasn't produced the majority bell curve distribution to be 8" to 10"? Hmmmm...must be because women aren't reproducing with the 8" and above worldwide, but the average ones instead. Hmmmm...must be because the average pussy depth is 6" worldwide. How did this develop in our natural selection? Maybe the big-dicked guys were too stupid to survive back in the dawn of man? Maybe their huge slong got in the way while running away from wild beasts, causing them to trip and be devoured? Maybe women didn't want them advertising to other women, and clubbed and killed the ones over the head who did? Women needed to breed and needed the smart ones who could survive and not cheat on them. Whatever the reason, it always amazes me that some women go

Evolution
Evolution is a mystery Full of change that no one sees Clock makes a fool history Yesterday’s so long ago Don’t agree with what I know Tomorrow becomes a place to be I see the light in the sand Trying to find out who I am Looking back to see Where I stand, Evolution Evolution See my reflection change Nothing ever stays the same But you know the pain you bring When you don’t know what it means Nothing’s ever what it seems Unforgiven, Unforseen

Evolve Or Perish.
Everyone around me has lost hope. Everyone except me. Maybe it's just the notion old people are old and just don't care anymore. It's up to our youth to get 'er done. Mom needs my help more than ever. No one has faith in her anymore. My misery got the best of me tonight. I usually hold it in, but I lashed out at her for once, only to prove I'm still a child. Yeah, I'm writing this in prose, glad you noticed. This last semester changed me. I picked up traits that I don't want to lose now because it helped me get through the rough times, but each trait came at a cost of my old self. A piece of the old innocence for a piece of ruthlessness. I've poisoned myself and it's proven difficult to reverse. And others need my help more than ever and I'm too busy fucking myself up. You're letting them down. Yourself down. Who do we turn to when our youth cannot pick up the slack? Evolve or perish.

E-v-o-l
Love SurveyLet's jump right in...Have you ever *really* been in love?:i can say i have yes If yes, how many times?:1 truly all the others were time fillers haha Are you in love now?: its nto love yet,but i do like someone*Splash* whoops, deeper than i thought...Do you think you ever stop loving someone once you start?:it depends what happened to make u break up but i do think love is an everlasting feeling What does love feel like?:omg i can admit i love the feeling haha it makes u feel so alive! Is it different with different people?:no love is love. What is you favorite memory about someone you've loved?:long conversations and having so much in common Swimming upwards...What song do you associate with love (happy)?:new slang-the shins What song do you associate with love (sad)?:its been awhile-staind Has anyone ever done anything really romantic for you?:oh yes,i can say that has happened to me What is your dream person like?:not perfect,can make me laugh,loves his family,loves me fo

The Evolution Of Motherhood.
I found this article in the local newspaper and I had to share it with all the moms out there. The Evolution Of Motherhood. by Debbie Farmer Delivery First child: You are determined to have a drug-free birth so you alleviate the pain by breathing in and out. Second child: After 15 hours of hard labor, you finally break down and ask for "a little something" to dull the pain. Third child: You start asking for every legal painkiller you can possibly think of a week before your delivery date just so the hospital will have enough time to stock up before you get there. Preparing the nursery First child: You sponge-paint pink clouds on the walls and put up a bunny border. You buy a matching comforter and sheet set , also with bunnies. You hang a bunny mobile and stencil bunnies along the top of all the furniture. Second child: You f aux -finish over the clouds with light blue paint and replace the bunnies with lambs. Third child: You make room for the bassinet so

Evolution Of A Juggalo
There is a certain evolution we all go through. Now, although there are those that don't fit into this, they are the exception, not the rule. Also, I’d like to say that every stage on this list is created equal. From stage one, all the way to stage five, each step represents a true to the bone JUGGALO! PERIOD! No one is better because they’re in stage 5, and no one is less of a ninja for being in stage 3. We’re all part of the same insane, creative, intelligent, psycho, serial killing, murderous, forward thinking family. I love each and every Juggalo regardless of stage, age or era. That being said, on with the list. Stage One- Pre Birth: This is before you even know who I.C.P is. You know you're different, that you don't belong in "normal" society. You see the world differently than most and don't really know where your view fits in. Stage Two- The Awakening: You get introduced to I.C.P. Maybe a friend introduces you, or you hear one of their songs, or see someone sporting a shi

The Evolution Of Mom
The Evolution of Mom Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby. Here, some of the ways having a second and third child differs from having your first: Your Clothes - 1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy. 2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible. 3rd baby: Your maternity clothes *are* your regular clothes. The Baby's Name - 1st baby: You pore over baby-name books and practice pronouncing and writing combinations of all your favorites. 2nd baby: Someone has to name their kid after your great-aunt Mavis, right? It might as well be you. 3rd baby: You open a name book, close your eyes, and see where your finger falls. Bimaldo? Perfect! Preparing for the Birth - 1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously. 2nd baby: You don't bother practicing because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing. 3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your

Evolution Of Math
Teaching Math In 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? Teaching Math In 1960: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit? Teaching Math In 1970: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit? Teaching Math In 1980: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20. Teaching Math In 1990: A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There

Evolution Of Lostcherry - Cherrytap - Fubar
Something popped into my head the other day when someone was speaking of the new name Fubar...sooo my mind of course goes into random mode and I have come up with the thinking behind all the name changes Ok first it was lost cherry right, well my thinking goes There was a guy who had a girl, they broke up, he lost the cherry, (Lostcherry.com), he got the girl back and they had sex so in essence he tapped the cherry (cherrytap.com), once they had sex, the fighting began because he wanted more and she didn't so then things got fubar'd (fubar.com) and that is my thought on the evolution of lostcherry, cherrytap and fubar :D hope you enjoyed my random comedic way of thinking

Evolution Joke
One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy: TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the tree outside? TOMMY: Yes. TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside? TOMMY: Yes. TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky. TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky. TEACHER: Did you see God? TOMMY: No. A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy: LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside? TOMMY: Yes. LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the grass outside? TOMMY: Yessssss. LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky? TOMMY: Yesssssss. LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher? TOMMY: Yes. LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain? TOMMY: No. LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have o

The Evolution Of Healing
Anger broken down by tenacity Extinguished by the release of the past Swept away with the grace of touch Slowly replaced with adverse trust Born into the security of faith Internally eased by the depth of compassion Inspired by the path of true state Prophetically touched by the infinite power of Love jskins

Evolution Of Dance....lol
Okay if you need a good laught, just to see how odd music can be and what kind of movie it gave us then you really need to see this video....LOL!!! _______________________________________________

Evolution Of A Subbie/slave
Some of Y/you probably noticed I've changed my page a lil bit. There's a reason for that and, no, I'm not done changing it yet. :P When I looked at it after getting back online, I realized I've changed as a subbie. I don't know if it would be right to say that I've grown as a male submissive or just that I've changed. I'll leave that for Y/you to decide. So I wanted to write something that says what being submissive means to me and I know it will be way too much to fit into my profile, so I'm writing it here. Let me begin by talking about other male subbies and why I really don't like any of them that I've met. I've chatted with enough of them to know that nearly all male subbies are the same (Mistress Cruise's hubby/subbie excluded, of course!). They're pushy, arrogant, and concerned only with their own sexual gratification. They seem to lack respect for Dommes/Mistresses, each other, and themselves. this is the biggest reason I have for disliking them and for trying so hard to be

The Evolving Human...
As human beings we are constantly evolving. Changing the way we look at the world, and interact with it. “When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things” (1 Corinthians 13:11). This used to be true. Men were Men (and this is not a sexual orientation issue!). Now however, things are different. A man used to concern himself with taking care of his loved ones, providing for them, and leaving the world a better place than he found it. Now a days, there is a lot of “ME” ideology. I know people who are adults, living in their parent’s basements, and party every night as if they were still in high school or college. They don’t own anything substantial, they don’t contribute anything, and they just exist. I know that there are going to be people who say live and let live…to each their own…just so long as they are happy. Those are cop-out remarks. There should be a purpose to being, to livi

Evolution Of Thinking Versus The Heart!
Is it me or do people really use their hearts when it comes to marriage, relationships, hurtful words or anything else in life that uses the heart? Everything that I am writing is my point of view and what I have seen in experiences and know as life! Seems like every year more and more people are breaking up and getting divorced and treating each other like crap more and more. I think the reason for this is there is way too much thinking involved in what we decide. People have too much communication, tv, music, counselors, friends and books to make their mind over rule the heart. In the 50's and 60's and on up realtionships and divorces started struggling more and more as more people watched tv and the radion and talked on the phone. Not to say some people have been caught in lies and cheating but there have been a lot of good things lost also! I know for a fact! We sometimes relate things that we here with the situation we think is just like ours. It turns out in the end to b

Evoltion Of A Mans Heart......
I often say my life is an open book, so I decided to make the cliffs notes version of it……and highlight what is most interesting to people.........So here is my sex life and emotion growth all in a few scintillating paragraph’s.. I hope you enjoy……..the names have been totally omitted so as not put the people im talking about on blast …… Everything in this blog is true…and with out each of these women……..my eyes may not have ever been open. I want to thank them for allowing me to discover a lot about myself….and im sorry if my maturation process hurt you…..This my story….. I hope you understand…. When it come to my love life the people that know me know that it has been much like the roller coaster ride from final destination 3. I knew that getting on that ride would be detrimental to my life in some way but unlike the young lady I didn’t put up much of a fight about getting on the ride. But unlike those fateful riders I didn’t die. Some where between getting on the ride and hitti

The Evolution Of Fubar
It is Wednesday and I have been very busy and not much time to be on this site lately. I miss talking to my friends for sure. Last night was out last class for parenting strong willed teens. The two police officers that teach the class brought the food last night and it was from one of our favorite restaurants. It was very nice and a lot of fun. Kind of bitter sweet. We enjoyed going there every Tuesday meeting with the other parents and talking about our week. Last night we went over listening to your child. Something that we as parents think we are doing but most of the time are too busy to really listen. It taught me a lot. At the end of the class, we all sat in a circle and each person said something, either thanking the two officers or talking a little about how the class affected our lives. It was a great way to end things. Hopefully we continue to be in touch with our group and we plan on getting together once a week at Starbucks but I know how busy lives can b

Evolution? Or Revelation?
Ya know, Sometimes I wonder if What I've gained in these last few months, can make up for what I've lost this last year.... It's March 15th Now, and in This past month, in between: Working on getting myself well again mentally, Making music, Practicing on my DJing to hit the clubs, DJing, Remixing Tracks, Getting re-acquainted with my Friends and Loved ones, Catching small periods of rest/Sleep here and there. I've been doing a lot of thinking and there is this one thing, this one Paradox I should say, that's been running through my mind lately, That is the notion that in order for something to be created, Something has to be destroyed in it's place, Simply put, Something has to die in order for something else to live, Lately though, I'm not sure what parts of my life are metaphorically Living and Dying anymore, It goes back to a lyric I really found myself relating to on more then one occasion: "If I'm not dead enough for life, am I alive enough for death?"

Evolution Of A Broken Heart
without doubt the hardest thing to do is let go. i know you are not ready to give up your socializing, and partying to take care of your family... so why do i feel the need to take care of you? you still have no idea how to treat me with the respect i deserve. no concerns for the things that are important to me. you don't even know me anymore. i am not the same inside i am evolving everyday... but you will never see those things as they happen. you won't even know then one day you look up and say what is different about you? to which i will gladly say EVERYTHING. everything is different about me, you would have known had you been open to me and my needs instead of thinking the world revolved around you... i can no longer be in second place to you or anyone else. i can no longer rely on you, you have broken that faith.

Evolution
It started a little over a year ago when I started really paying attention to mumms and enjoy the people there. I noticed him there occasionally and thought he was funny. There was enough of a draw for me to actually notice when he was there, to take note that he was around, although I'd never actually talked to him. Then, Van started a lounge. It was a cool place to hang out, and he started hanging out in there. I was hanging out in there anyway, but I think that was about the first time that we actually spoke. I enjoyed having him in the lounge when I was in there. I always noticed what he said. He would post links, and while I would deny that I was clicking on his links, I always did. Always. It was during a conversation about putting our crushes on someone as a joke that I found out that he was in a relationship. He said that the only person that his crush would be on was his woman. I went and checked her out, out of curiosity, so I would know who he was wit

Evolution
Hello, and good day. I was born with what you would call Extrasensory Perception (ESP). However, since there is nothing extra about it, as it is all I have ever known, I have come to call myself an Empath. That is to say that I am Empathic by both race and religion. I have a cognitive awareness of the emotional state of all the people with whom I come into contact. Empathy is a higher level of awareness and a higher level of reasoning. It is the next step in human evolution, and I am the natural selection. Throughout the course of human existence, we have had to rely on our instincts in order to survive. Over the course of time, along with the changes in our society, the needs of the individual human, as well as the whole body of humanity, have changed. For instance, our need to hunt for food has diminished to an act done for sport, while the instinct to use extreme violence to protect our young has changed to a need to use a more sophisticated method. Yet, violence has als

Evolution - D.f.
evolution I've seen the world in its creation Oceans blue shining in perfection Time will destroy this illusion Atomic bombs in waves of mutilation I've felt the cold technology injection I've seen my children losing their emotions I've lost control of my creation Self-destruct by its evolution I wish I could be there To protect my children From the nightmare That will steal their dreams Forever

Evolve!!!
No longer confused...escaped from those dayz, Shackles are busted...finally freed from your maze, The mind is intact, Having survived your endless attacks, You didnt expect for me to be so bold, To do exactly the opposite of everything i was told, And because i did... i walked down different paths, Constantly able to elude all your traps, Now face to face with your demons you sit, Forced to reflect on this life you have lived, Wretched creature crawl away and dissolve, What a waste...for some reason as a being you failed to evolve!!! truthsquad 09 ©

Evolved
No longer confused...escaped from those dayz, Shackles are busted...finally freed from your maze, The mind is intact, Having survived your endless attacks, You didnt expect for me to be so bold, To do exactly the opposite of everything i was told, And because i did... i walked down different paths, Constantly able to elude all your traps, Now face to face with your demons you sit, Forced to reflect on this life you have lived, Wrectehed creature crawl away and dissolve, What a waste...for some reason as a being you failed to evolve!!! thevoice © 2009

Evolutionist Perspectives..
One of the strangest thoughts occured to me the other day. I am an evolutionist and believe more or less that mankind is nothing more than just another species to be catalogued into the encyclopedias and geographical magazines. I seriously believe that everything about us, even our conscienciousness evolved from previous species and organisms on this ball of dirt we call earth. It's actually kind of a simpllistic thought, but when it actually hit me that I, Myself, am nothing more than an animal who has the capability of communication with other animals due to the evolution of our species, it was the weirdest thing that I've ever felt. Knowing beyond a reasonable doubt that there is no God, and that we experience the world and universe ... alone? ... perhaps not. Maybe there's some extra-terrestrial species beyond ours that exists. Who knows for sure. I've always intellectually believed that there were no Gods or no God, even no Goddess, that my beliefs were more within the evolu

Evolution: Not.
Adam and Eve were created toward the end of the sixth creative rather than a literal 24 hour “day.” There are no actual records of ancient man, his writing, agriculture, and other pursuits, extending into the past before 4026 B.C.E., the date of Adam’s creation. Since the Scriptures outline man’s history from the very creation of the first human pair, there can be no such thing as “prehistoric man.” Fossil records in the earth provide no link between man and the animals. Then, too, there is a total absence of reference to any subhumans in man’s earliest records, whether these be written documents, cave drawings, sculptures, or the like. The Scriptures make clear the opposite, that man was originally a son of God and that he has degenerated. Archaeologist O. D. Miller observed: “The tradition of the ‘golden age,’ then, was not a myth. The old doctrine of a subsequent decadence, of a sad degeneracy of the human race

Evolu??o Do Android E Seu Impacto No Desenvolvimento De Aplicativos Móveis
Android é um sistema operacional baseado em Linux para dispositivos móveis, como smartphones e computadores tablet . Ele é programado em C e C + + com interface em Java. Google adquiriu o desenvolvedor inicial do Android Inc. em 2005 e lan?ou o Android como um código aberto sob a licen?a Apache . Android fez sua estréia com 1.0 no HTC Dream móvel no dia 22 de outubro de 2008. Desde o seu lan?amento android tomou o mundo de desenvolvimento de aplicativos móveis pela tempestade. Tem dar SDK do iPhone e aplica??es do iPhone um funcionamento para seu dinheiro. Ele cresceu muito depois disso. Na primeira vers?o Android trouxe o recurso de notifica??o pull-down que o mundo fala. O media player na primeira vers?o do Android falhou completamente. Uma característica marcante no Google Android era Google Sync - calendário, mapas , documentos , e-mails , bate-papos . Vers?o 1.1 foi principalmente corre??es de bugs da vers?o anterior . Ele trouxe mapa aplic

The Evolution Of Me
I am 36 years old. Some would say the best of my life is behind me. I beg to differ. The best is yet to come. I have searched for myself for so long. I have buried parts of me that I never thought I wanted unearthed, things I was told by others should NEVER see the light of day. No more. I am a beautiful mess, gorgeous chaos. You can see it in my eyes and my attitude towards everything and everyone, which is slowly changing. I am Dominant. I am submissive. Both of these things make me a Switch, as I can change roles depending on the circumstances. I am Primal, in that I identify with animalistic qualities. I have a love and respect for Fire. I am warm, friendly, caring, considerate. I am passionate. I am reserved, quiet and shy. But open me up like a Christmas gift, and my inner self will shine through, brighter than the sunshine streaming through a window. I have discovered that I am Pansexual. I love who and what I love, regardless of stereotypes. It isn't based on se

E-vote
e-petitions Visit the link below to take action and send a message right now urging your legislator to vote YES on petitions that help us become a more tobacco-free society. http://www.acscan.org/site/Advocacy?id=1735 if you have more pages where people can E-Vote or E-Sign petitions, please let me know!

Evrclear - Wanderbl
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Evryone Can Learn From This
Family Values 1. A Juggalo does not Hate/ Discriminate 2. A Juggalo does not steal from his/her Family 3. A Juggalo does not covet his/her ninjas significant other 4. A Juggalo keeps his/her Drama in hand, but out of sight. 5. A Juggalo avoids Cliques and keeps his/her Family whole 6. To a Juggalo Everyone is Equal 7. A Juggalo does not initiate Religous Battles fore that leads to Hating 8. A Juggalo should always try to have fun 9. When a Juggalo has Beef with another ninja he/she keeps it between them and doesn't involve the rest of his/her Family 10. A Juggalo doesn't have to Lie to be Down. 11. Above all a Ninja is proud to be a Juggalo A message to all Juggalettes-- You're a juggalette, and all juggalettes are fuckin beautiful.....no matter what anyone says. In my eyes, as it is or should be in every "True" Juggalos eyes, all Juggalettes are fuckin beautiful and they should be told this every fuckin day for the rest of their lives. Even if t

Evryone On Cherrytap Who Shown Me Some Love
I want to say thank you to all those who have given me such a warm welcome!!! Thank you all for the profile rating, the photo rating and the cool user comments. I'm starting to get the hang of this so expect some comments from me sayin' thanx!! Much Love To All, ~Dani~

Evrybody Come Join
hey everyone i started a lounge its called robs flirt palace im new at the lounge running thing and i need the suportof fu to helpnow i have alot of frieds out there if u would plz come ny see what it is all about it is not spectacular yet but were working on it so come bye see whats going on and join the flirt palace just remember no bull shit of drama leave that shit at the door thankls the management of the flirt palace

Evrythin' About Eminem ,, True Fan
Marshall Bruce Mathers III (born October 17, 1972),[1] better known by his stage name Eminem, is an Academy Award-[2] and multiple Grammy Award-winning American rap artist. Eminem is one of the highest-selling musicians of the early 2000s. He has sold over seventy million albums worldwide, and is one of the highest-selling rap artists of all time. Eminem was discovered by rapper and producer Dr. Dre, who later signed Eminem to his record label, Aftermath Entertainment. Eminem signed to Aftermath Entertainment/Interscope Records in 1998 and released The Slim Shady LP, which went triple platinum by the end of the year. In 2000, he released The Marshall Mathers LP, and sold two million copies. The Eminem Show was released in 2002 and sold one million copies in its first week. Eminem released his fourth album, Encore, in 2004, which also went on to become another successful album for the rapper. Background information Birth name- Marshall Bruce Mathers III Also known as-

Evrything Happens For A Reasons
Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were meant to be there, to serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson, or to help you figure out who you are or who you want to become. You never know who these people may be (possibly your roommate, neighbor, teacher, fraternal brother or sister, long lost friend, lover, or even a complete stranger), but when you lock eyes with them, you know that at that very moment they will affect your life in some profound way.And sometimes things happen to you that may seem horrible, painful, and unfair at first, but in reflection you find that without overcoming those obstacles you would have never realized your potential, strength, willpower, or heart.Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of good luck. Illness, injury, love, lost moments of true greatness, and sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of your soul. Without the small tests, whatever they may be, life would be like a s

Ew.
Am i one of the only girls in america that finds guys kissing guys disgusting. Besides Kim i mean. Its just nasty. And if i was a guy, you couldnt pay enough to kiss another man. Dont get me wrong, i like kissing guys. I like it a lot. But im female im suppose to lol. Just ew.

Ew.
"This chapter describes and evaluates five broad theories-psychoanalytic, behaviorism, cognitive, sociocultural, and epigenetic systems-that will be used throughout the book to present information and to provide a framework for interpreting events and issues in human development." I better be super smart after this i SWEAR!

Ew =[
So, yet another random gross man decided to hit on me today. Is there some rule about hitting on gas station attendants? But only when you look like you just battled death? :S Seriously though, this guy's opener was about him switching jobs in the winter and its gonna be his first year plowing snow. Wtf? Do men actually think I want to hear about that? Do I have some kind of stamp on my forehead that says "Easy bait, I go after anything that speaks!" Seriously, wtf?! >_>

E "was Trying To Protect His Face," Because Peverley Had His Stick Raised. Hunter Feels The Bru
Washington Capitals forward Nicklas Backstrom has been suspended for one game for his cross-check on Boston Bruins forward Rich Peverley at the end of Mondays game. Backstrom was given a match penalty for attempt to injure, which carried an automatic suspension. He will miss Game 4 on Thursday in Washington. Capitals head coach Dale Hunter defended Backstroms actions earlier Tuesday, saying he "was trying to protect his face," because Peverley had his stick raised. Hunter feels the Bruins are targetting the head of Backstrom, who missed 40 games near the end of the regular season with a head injury. "It is crossing the line. To grab his head all the time is not the right way to play," said Hunter. Manning Jersey . Bastien also caught a 19-yard touchdown pass from Quest to open the scoring. Michael Donnelly rushed for 77 yards and two touchdowns, while Troy McCusker also scored for the Stingers (1-0) on a two-yard run. Quest completed 17 of 31 pass attempts for 339 yards, an

Ew Do You Really Wanna Know The Answers To Some Of These?
Given a Hickey? Lots. Had a one night stand? negetive Made someone cry? yup. Opened your Christmas presents early? Of course. Been online for more than 10 hours in a row? Yeah im pretty sure i have. Pretended to be someone you weren't online? yup Eaten food that fell on the floor? yeah i have the five minut rule, not five second rule. Been caught cheating? never cheated to begin with. Been caught naked? Nope im never naked, ever ever ever fully naked. theres a ff about me. Flashed someone? Ha um.... Gone out without underwear on? yeah but i dont like it. Got into a fist fight? many. Swallowed bath water? Prolly, on accident though. Peed in the pool? Im sure i have when i was lil. Thrown up in public? yessir Been so drunk you can't walk? Oh god yeah, i had two people carry me up stairs once. Peed in public? all the time. Broken wind and blamed someone else? yes, but no one specifically, mostly i just put on a appaled face and look aro

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I don't know. I'm just a mess, and "there" for the taking. The doctors at school won't help me. They think I'm crazy or something, and I'm not really as crazy as they think I am. People won't listen to me, It's like my thoughts don't mean shit because I don't have those pieces of paper. I'm a smart guy, I know things, I can put things together, and I know myself fairly well. But I don't really matter, it's like if I had a cut or a headache or something and I told somone that I did, they wouldn't believe me until they heard it from a doctor. I'm just sick of everything. I'm sick of having a consicence, and having self control. I'm sick of falling for people that I either can't have, or are in other states, or are "bad" for me. I'm sick of people being so fucking nice to me. I never know when people are being "nice" or being honest, or what. I'm not saying people should go out of their way to be mean, just fucking be honest. If I'm ever bothering you, and you don't like it, say som

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I'm not sure but I think I just found someone's profile that is a...,for lack of a better word, a complete hentai. (for those of you who don't know that means pervert in japanese) People left many nasty comment calling him nasty and sick and I'm confused and I want to erase the fact I ever visited his page....ew ew ew ew ew.

Ewl Gross!
Lawd what is wrong with some of you men!! Lol, I have done the cherrytap thing since September and I have had all types of people on my list, with all types of pictures! But why do some of you men think we wanna see pics of you fuckin? And its not even about you fuckin, its what your fuckin! Do you honestly think its sexy havin pics up of you puttin your dick into some pussy that looks like its been hacked up? That is mot a turn on!! I have seen pics of dudes fuckin chicks with sores all over their thighs, Bumps on their pussies, cracks of their asses look like they have taken a dozen shits and not wiped. If you feel you need to post them nasty ass pics, you could atleast photoshop them 1st and cover up all the nasty shit!! You post these pics thinkin its gonna make people say "Damn, that is so sexy" , when in all actuality I think "Ewl this nasty ass dude will put his dick in anything" Not someone I would ever deal with! And whats even nastier is the chicks that leave comments talkin

Ewok Adventure
Then he blocked, of course...CONTINUE on this one! ->Psychowolf...: I think its an EWOK.....the JEDI are interested in acquiring ewoks N8 Honeys ...: what the fuck you think it is asshole ->Psychowolf...: ARE you, or are you not SELLING it?....Wait....is that a KID N8 Honeys ...: boy you are being retarted ->Psychowolf...: The force is strong in this dwarf... ->Psychowolf...: I just put on my robe, and grabbed my lightsaber ->Psychowolf...: 50k for the dwarf N8 Honeys ...: YOU SO FUNNY ->Psychowolf...: the one youre walking with ->Psychowolf...: the dwarf N8 Honeys ...: BUY WHAT ? ->Psychowolf...: did you buy it? N8 Honeys Future Husband !!@ fubar

The Ewok Mother
The previous entry on "Dirty Whore" goes along with this one. This is the Ewoks Mother. And theres a pic of the ewoks Father too. ->FairyPrint...: Ill trade you two used Wookies and a Zabrak prostitute for your ewok! Lady&heart...: Well, it would have been different from somebody I cared about...but it was some stranger. ->FairyPrint...: Nothing wrong with ewoks, truthfully Lady&heart...: Yeah...they said that about my little boy. ->FairyPrint...: So, THATS the ewok trade ive been hearing about! Lady&heart...: There's a lot to it...but he was basically feelling that he had to defend my 4 yesar old son. ->FairyPrint...: OMG!....O'Rly? Lady&heart...: I'm not terribly partial to it....that's my husband. ->FairyPrint...: not sure really, someone asked me to upload it, lol Lady&heart...: Why did you want me to see that? Lady&heart...: Not a problem...let me check. ->FairyPrint...: it may sound weird, but could you look at the last upload

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Erpham Warrick Deej Warrick Shodu Warrick Weechee Warrick Widdle (Willy) Warrick Wicket W. Warrick Winda Warrick Chief Chirpa Princess Kneesaa(f) Asha(f) Logray Teebo Malani(f) Paploo Latara(f) Chukha-trok Lumat Romba Warok Nippett Kaink (f) Ranok (male) Warok (male) Shodu (female) Winda (female) Latara (female) Lumat (male) Suda Trok(male) Cheirpa (male) Teek (male/female) Moose (male/female) Cheirpa (male) Sarek (male) Weechee (male) Malani (female) Chukha Trok (male) Kneesha (female)

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Uneedatowe...: that's too bad..........I'll do it by myself then..........you are georgious ->Suga Lips: uh no Uneedatowe...: like to watch me stroke my cock for you.........you're amazing........you have me that turned on .............YUP! you do! ->Suga Lips: for what? Uneedatowe...: do yo like to watch? ->Suga Lips: thanks Uneedatowe...: beautirul face and incredible clevage *Note the wonderful spelling.

E Work To Do." Hamilton, Who Won The Japa
SUZUKA, Japan -- Red Bull driver Mark Webber set the fastest time in Fridays practice for the Formula One Japanese Grand Prix, edging McLaren driver Lewis Hamilton and teammate Sebastian Vettel. Webber was ahead of the Mercedes-bound Hamilton by 0.214 seconds in the afternoon practice at the Suzuka circuit. Vettel was third, a further one-tenth back. "The car ran well and we tested both tires," Webber said. "We have areas where we can improve, mostly with the balance, so we have some work to do." Hamilton, who won the Japanese GP in 2007 when the event was staged at Fuji Speedway but has never taken top honours at the Suzuka circuit, said he expects a tough challenge from the Red Bulls on the weekend. "It looks very close between ourselves and Red Bull," he said. Michael Schumacher -- who announced on Thursday that he will retire at seasons end -- was 10th in practice. The Mercedes driver spun off the track at the Spoon Curve, slamming into a bank of tires. He walked away f

E Worley In A 3-2 Victory Over The Washington Nationals
WASHINGTON -- Nate Schierholtz found the ideal way to make an excellent first impression on his new teammates. Scheirholtz homered in his Philadelphia debut, Jimmy Rollins hit two solo shots, and the Phillies received a sharp pitching performance from Vance Worley in a 3-2 victory over the Washington Nationals on Wednesday night. Rollins and Schierholtz connected on successive pitches in the fifth inning against Edwin Jackson (6-7) to erase a 2-1 deficit. One day after being traded by San Francisco in the deal that sent Hunter Pence to the Giants, Schierholtz started in right field and went 2 for 5. "It was exciting. For one day, its been a great group of guys," Schierholtz said. "Everyone welcomed me and I feel at home. Its great to be here." Schierholtz never complained about going from the pennant-contending Giants to the last-place Phillies. Instead, hes embraced the opportunity to help Philadelphia close a disappointing season with a flourish. "I think its important fo

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yeah. so basically i kind of feel like shit. Last night was out of control. I don't really remember how much i drank but i know it was some where around 4 beers.. 7 shots annnd like 2 cups of jungle juice. yeah i was fucked up. it was real fun though :D I called into work today because i just really didnt feel like going, im super exhausted. I got my haircut too :D ill have to take some pictures so y'alll can see :d alright well i hope everyone had a good weekend

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i think i just saw one of the worst pictures of someone (real) that was just UGH.. it was one of those pics of some chick on her hands and knees.. ass up in a thong and what not.. well her tits were like small.. BUT SAGGY AS ALL HELL!!! ok.. if they were big (or even medium) i could understand some sag.. but these were smalllll and just kinda HANGING there... and it was all UGH YUCK.. ladies.. if you have small and saggy boobs.. don't post a pic like that... its not attractive...

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Lauryn just walked out of my son's room and said "Mom...Goldfish food doesn't taste that bad." Apparently, Miss Thang decided to try a flake. Who knows why exactly, 4 year olds are out of their minds...but yeah, she tried fishfood.

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Okay, so I'm going through this young ladies pics tonight....reading the comments on them...okay, keep in mind this lady weighs nearly 4 bills and is "I'd hit it with my truck ugly"....all the comments are "mmm baby i wanna hump you" and "id like to open you wide." Wtf!? Why don't you people leave me pervy comments huh? huh? HUH? Then I remembered...I have a better class of friends who only molest me in my shoutbox :p

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My god there are some horribly ugly people on this site. Ya know the type that catches you off guard when you come across their page. They're so nasty that you gotta take another look just to make sure you're seeing it right. I'm not saying i'm anything special by any means, but there's those ones that make you wonder why they would even post that picture on the internet, for no one could find that remotely appealing... I have come across a few of the ugliest women i have ever seen on this site. Not only are alot of them morbidly obese, but there's a few with faces that not even a mother could love. Speaking of morbidly obese, the thing that drives me nuts on here is the fat chicks and their pictures. You know she's a cow when she doesn't have a pic of her body and posts like 5 fucking pages of pics of her face from every possible angle and lighting combination imaginable. Though i suppose that's better than a pic of her in a bikini with her rolls hanging out, which i've seen plen

Eww Grosss
ya know i deal with a lot of shit at work! litterly! shit! i clean up shit all day, deal with a lot of really nasty lookin wounds, i've done cpr with no barier mask, i've watch someone's femur pop right out of the skin, i've walked in a patients room and you would have sworn he just got shot in the head but couldn't fookin find where all the blood was comin from, i deal with cdiff, trachs, vacs, you name it i do it! but i can't fuckin deal with hairballs! it's just too fookin much! it's the grooooosssseeeessstttt thing on this damn planet! i have too many cats. don't get me wrong, i love all my cats but that's just not something i wanna come home to! YUCK YUCK YUCK and right on the got damned coffee table! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ok time for bed

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fetishfrea...: I have a foot fetish and I was wondering if I may buy a pair of ur socks and a pair of ur sneakers/gym shoes pls?I will pay up to 150 sometimes more depending I wont even respond to this crap, ewww yuck

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O.k. - so here is my issue. I can handle a little bit of "chat speak": LOL, LMAO, BRB - but come on - how hard is it to really type in full sentences??? That's all, just wanted to vent and create my first "BLOG"!!!

Ewwww Gross
Now that I got your attention.... My daughter is in like 5th place in the cutest kids contest...Can Ya'll go vote for her...at least get her to number 3!!! I Help EVERYONE on here when they ask and I get nothing in return...Here's your chance to prove me wrong!

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I can't decide what is worse. Poop all over your 3 and a half year old's butt and undies that is the consistency of Boudreaux's Butt Paste....OR the little hard balls of poop that used to roll out of her diaper all over the place when she was younger. I'm gonna go yack now. I'll be back...

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YARRR!!! I've really got nothing to say at this very second. Although... I do believe my dad is cheating on my mommy. =[ 23 years. And now cheating? Shame shame. But if I am right... then really, there is no hope for anyone. My mom and dad were.. for sure the march made in heaven. I was going on my dad's laptop. Which is against rule number one in the house. And it was on already. I looked at the web page he had open and it was adultfriendfinder.com (ew) anyway... he isn't the standard member. He is a gold member. So he.... paid for it. Gross. Ugh. I know mom wouldn't be okay with that. How could she be? ugh. So I don't know if I should tell her or anything. That sure would be awkward. [EDIT]: I had way too many 'like's in here.

Ewwwww But Funny As Hell!!!!!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a shit." The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and shit." The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my ass." The other blonde replied, "You have a dollar, don't you?" The first one said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea-- I'll use that!" He left and came back with shit all over his hands and clothes. His friend looked at him and asked, "What in the hell happened to you?" The first one replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"

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so im reading info bout marriage licenses cause as most of you know my wedding date is aproaching fast and so in the requirements it gets into this and i serriously thought i was gonna be sick Are cousin marriages legal? Yes, cousin marriages are allowed. Cousins may marry as long as both are over the age of 50. ewww so its like you can bang the hell out of your cousin as long as theres no chance of a kid lmao sick shit

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MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - A woman in Mexico City kept the body of her dead husband by her bedside for a year until neighbors, disturbed by the smell, called the police. Police broke down Mercedes Velarde's door on Tuesday and found the putrefied body of her husband Edmundo on the floor of her bedroom. Authorities said on Wednesday they were investigating Velarde's claim her husband died of natural causes. They believe the man, in his early 60s, had mental problems that may have been linked to his death. Local media reported that Velarde's son regularly helped remove worms infesting his father's body. Police could not confirm the reports but said her two adult children knew their mother was keeping the body. The family is being examined by a psychiatrist. After an autopsy, the family could face criminal charges or be sent to a psychiatric hospital. Authorities said hiding a dead person, even a family member, is a crime. "Yes, these people have psychological problems, (

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guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

Ewwww Spiders
ewwwwwwwwwwwww i hate spiders. no one believes me when i say that there could be some here. i just FUCKIN KILLED ONE!! it reminded me of a black widow but i saw it crawling on the floor and i smacked it wit my flip flop. twice. there's shit on my flip flop and the body was gross...i really do have issues with spiders...ewwwwwww!!! especially after finding one in my costume on halloween...omg that was soooo NASTY!!! haha i flipped out once cuz there was one in my car and it was crawling down my windshield. beth tried to kill it but thankfully we were still in the parking lot cuz i froze and couldnt do anything. i had to park the car and jump out and she couldnt kill it so i had to and throw it out. i was like "seriously...?" other than that, mom tried to scare me by tellin me that my calc test was sunday and not tuesday. our teacher was like "the test is tuesday but i need to find a room and a time" so yea. haha mom, haha. or as mike says "FAIL!" but yes, finals are co

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I took soup to work to eat for lunch.. and grabbed a package of crackers off the fridge to eat with it. I usually use so many crackers it soaks up all the juice. So around noon I heated up my soup and took half the crackers crunched them into my soup and proceeded to eat. Well I got pretty much done eating the soup and was thinking.. what is that nasty smell.. now I work in a foundry, but its in a air controlled part.. so I kept thinking maybe its just foundry smell.. well it wasn't.. I picked up a cracker from the package and smelled it.. EWWW rancid.. I ate rancid crackers.. and proceeded to get sick to my stomach.. by the time I got home my tummy was gurgling .. BLAH!! On another note.. hubby & I were about to lay down to nap when he recieved a phone call.. and he got a bit irritated.. by the time he got off the phone he was PISSED .. it was one of his friends that does paper routes (for a living mind you)*rolls eyes* wanting him to help him do the routes because he was so far

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i swear there are sooo many sluts on this website it's sickening!!!! everyone is a internet whore these days...it is truely a sad story...no class what-so ever......i see females posting nasty pix of thereself all over and yet at the end they have a album of their boyfiend or husband...do you have no shame!!!!!i speak my mind...if i offended anyone...oh well i don't really care!!!!

Ewww
So like this fcuking bitch just goes on and on, read this shit She is in desperate need of attention since she doesn't get any from mommy and daddy. She hates her life and wants my perfect life and my perfect job. But thanks for making me the center of your attention chlamydia the childmolesting crackwhore. Glad I bother you so much. ROFL ROFL ROFL left by cute_as_a_kitten 2 minutes ago ROFL ROFL ROFL. you better tell your "boyfriend/brother" that he better get an aids test and see how many std's you gave him. by the way, how is tania's parent's doing ? ROFL ROFL ROFL. oh that's right, they killed themselves after they made the mistake of having a fat fugly cow for a daughter. awwwww left by cute_as_a_kitten just now chlamydia the child molesting crackwhore. we all know you have std's, we all know you molest retarded children(poor things), we all know you date your drug and alcoholic 15 year old brother, and we all know how obsessed you are with me. So keep spread

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I like to blog, obviously, and on another site, my blogs of mindless ramblings and observations were quite popular amongst my friends, and it was fun to come up with new things to entertain them. Unfortunately, our company now monitors that site, and question any entries made during work hours. So I've decided to keep my blogs going on here. Some of them will seem stupid...probably most, but I find everyday life pretty funny. Hopefully you will to. So last night, I'm watching the Andrew Zimmern show on the Travel Channel. He crisscrosses the globe, eating all the odd foods that the world has to offer, and gets paid for it. Last night was Alaska. I picture Alaskans eating alot of fish, and wild game, and don't really see it as a culinary epicenter. I was correct. He ate rotten fish heads, wild birds, walrus, seal, whale...and some other things that I forget. But what stuck out was the Jellied Moose Nose. Technically, its not just the nose, but parts of it is in there

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Wanna get a real funky tattoo done but scared of needles? Well, then here is a source of inspiration for all the tattoo buffs. Also, if you can not decide where to get the design on your body canvas, this Canadian national might give you an out-of-the-world idea. This Toronto man has got a tattoo done. Nothing unusual, except that he has got it on his eyeballs! Basically, he has got the whites of his eyes turned blue by getting the pigment injected under the top layer of the eye (conjunctiva), with the help of no less then 40 blue ink injections at a Canadian body modification convention. This is usually done in some kinds of eye problems only. After an unsuccessful attempt with the traditional tattoo needle, instead of giving up the idea, he got it done with a syringe. Wierd though it seems, this is actually the medical art of corneal tattooing and is on its way to become a new type of ‘elective body modification’ (read mutilation!). Now, that’s to be called as ‘creativity with a m

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I puked in my mouth a little. Now I'd like to receive some kind of damages to my optic nerves due to this. I'd also like to be hit in the head with a bat so I won't ever have to think of this again. /End Rant

Ewwwww, Stretch Marks!
So Helly, the ebil hussy sent me a link to another icky pic. I am going to get even with her. So here is my plan.... I am going to have all of us send her the nastiest ickiest pics that we can find. I wanna fill her shoutbox for the next several days with these links. I figure that we all owe her for these links so it's time for a coordinated payback :D xoxo

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1:44pm reply Feet Crazy: ummmmm cancel Chat 1:50pm reply Feet Crazy: ummmm u were spose to make me a feet salute along time ago!!!! cancel Chat 1:55pm more To Feet Crazy: You obviously have me confused with someone else cancel Chat 1:55pm reply Feet Crazy: lol no I dont

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Blizzard Warning For Spokane, Snow Across Washington State.The National Weather Service is warning of a blizzard Monday night east of the Columbia River in Washington, including Spokane. Heavy snow up to 6 inches in Spokane is expected until Tuesday morning, along with north winds of 20 to 25 mph and stronger gusts. Subzero temperatures are forecast and a wind chill in the minus 20s. The service says travel will be extremely dangerous.

Ewww!!! Its A Dude!!!
For a while there I was on foot.Fresh out of jail,long hair swaying out from under this constant do-rag I wear (I even sleep in this mutherfucker ok?) Anyway,Im strutting up to the store about a mile down this highway from my house-After awhile i noticed people giving me these turn around looks like they looking for something in my face.Ok so,im blind right? Adjust with my glasses and soon enough, I hear this pickup slow down and Im watchin-and out the back window this young guy is all staring hopefully and his face goes from hopefull to horror to looking like he is going to puke his guts out. Suddenly it hits me-Baggy jeans swaying long red hair-Guys think im a chick from behind but when they get a load of this face they cant help but puke.I get lotsa satisfaction from this and it might help if just one-ONE would stop and offer to ethier shake my hand or start a fistfight rather than run off,beacuse these are the same pukes I had to beat off of my little sister in Highschool.Sadly th

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So I just realized I have feelings. I'm not sure how to feel about this since I don't like feelings. So many people have too many feelings and I am not a people. I kind of like being the insensitive one that isn't afraid to speak the truths they see everyday. Anyway my face leaked and that pissed me off more which made my face leak more. This having feelings shit sucks. I don't know what to do about it. I want to scream. this blows. END RANT

Ex
What’s in a memory? An echo, a shadow of what used to be. The silhouette of the past casting darkness over the present or the future. An unattainable description of utopian life; a memory is a daydream of yesterday. Visions of the past are captured in the wind, free to come and go as they please. No notice, no notification, just whimsical entrances, departing as quickly as they came. Comparable to the shore line. Waves of emotions crashing at my feet, with no water to be seen. Suddenly, a rapture of water floods my being. It engulfs me, it drowns me, and in an instant, it is gone. Only footprints and water marks are left, as the raving water torments me no more. In the aftermath, the footprints on the shore line, are just that, a memory of the crashing waves that pounded their strength time and time again. You too, crash down upon me, time and time again, like the shore line, even if only in a memory. PLEASE, DO NOT RIP MY PRIVATE MATERIAL. THESE ARE MY INTERNAL, PRIVATE AND

The Ex
My ex was... well lemme see if i can put it into words. We met one night, i was house sitting for my parents, a freind from work called and asked if i wanted to hang out. I told him he could come over, but he needed to bring some chics with him. I was kidding but he took me seriously. My ex came over with him, went to the bathroom in my parents house and changed an 8-ball of coke into crack, and proceeded to smoke it all on my parents patio. This is how i met my ex. I was a safe person to be with so she could do her drugs. This is how it all started off. We ended up sleeping together, and because of the type of person i am, well i tend to put lots of feeling into sleeping with a person. Sex for me isn't 'just sex'. it's a display of emotions, it's a way of showing someone the love that you feel for them. It's (to me) one of the most intimate ways of sharing yourself with someone. Sex is a way of baring your soul to another person. Well unfortunat

The Ex
so i'm really frustrated. i am going through a nice little divorce right now and it's not staying as nice as we agreed it would be. i'm having a lot of mixed emotions about how to handle everything. i never believed in divorce growing up. as each day passes, i'm more and more thankful i am not with him anymore though. he and i have a long complicated history. we met at 16, started dating at 18, were engaged by 19, and did long distance during college, seeing each other once a month until we were married at 21. i thought it would be forever. i thought i knew everything there was to know. boy was i wrong. i understand that everyone has their little secrets. we all screw up. it's when the screwing up is habitual and there are lies that follow that i start to get upset... anyway to make a long story short, we both screwed up. we were very incompatible and it just got worse over the years. i ended up cheating on him. i don't know. i was trying to fill a void, it was stupid. i didn't tell hi

The " E "x 2
The double "E" of ecstatic excellence Of heightened feelings sensuously intense A mind and a body, with no pretence Uninhibited freedom; wafting incense Ah lover, just stay close by me Together we'll create our own double "E" Feeling sensations that deliciously contort Sensations above and beyond mere thought Eased frustrations that cannot be bought But to you, precious lover, they will be taught Ah lover, just stay close by me Together we'll create our own double "E" Dreaminess, and a sweet lover's trance Deceptive and receptive in its lover's dance Secretly rising, granting again the chance Harmonization in more excellence Ah lover, just stay close by me. Together we'll create our own double "E" Follow on then, the depths of sleep Mind and body allowed to dreamily creep Harmonious, still, and rhythmically replete Ecstatic excellence, momentarily complete Ah lover, just stay close by me, Together we've created our own double E

Ex
My ex-wife seems to talk a lot of shit behind my back on her myspace blog! I don't know if she even realizes I have read it(only because my fiancee looks at her page everyday, she hates her). I have had some troble seeing my son the last two months, and I guess my boss has not sent in the child support he is required to do each check. Not totally my problem but I would have to send it if he died or something. I think my ex is just pissed that I have moved on in my life so well. Her life is difficult I guess. Our son is autistic, her mom has lung cancer now and she is going to school. Oh by the way she thinks that I am refusing to pay daycare costs. I have NEVER even got a bill or an amount from her! I am going to have to set this straight with her. I am entitled to my own life, even though our son is autistic, she filed divorce papers. Not me! I made some bad choices back then and I wish I had not made them. I still think we would have been divorced anyway. She filed that shit

The Ex
How is that someone can leads several different lives? Is it right for someone to be in the arms of one person, then in the arms of another person shortly after telling them that they just want to be friends but does it on a weekly basis? I'm not judging anyone or saying that I haven't had my faults. I've came to the realization that I want one partner to share my life with. Who that may be, God will reveal to me in due time. My number 1 relationship is becoming closer to God, however my flesh pulls me in the wrong direction. That is a battle that God will help me through.

Ex
heres the deal, My ex and I have been split up for almost a year, it will be a year in AUG.. He cheated with a friend of mine that he only saw her pic and they started talkin then (he worked over the road) when he got back in town he moved right in with her. We were engaged to get married had everything lived together , we were together for three and half years. Well he left her and got married. He lives about 55 mins away from me now and I saw him about three weeks ago here in town at wal mart. He saw me and followed me and parked and got out and was like HEY, so I was nice and started talking to him we talked for about an hour. Then he went fishing down at the river here thats what he said he came down here for. Well him and my dad got a long great so I took my dad down there to go fishing with him cause I knew how much it ment to my dad. I didnt know that my dad had gave him his cell number TILL YESTERDAY. I wake up and Go outside and the frist thing I see is my Ex sitting in the ya

The Ex
Well on saturday night I went with my friends out and about the itty bitty town I live in. I was having a good time and enjoying the drunken conversation. Ran into one of my former best friends (we just grew apart but still love each other). I was happy to see her until she pointed to the back corner of the bar. "******* is here." I followed her eyes and saw him standing in the back of the bar shooting pool. Since I was in the karoake room I didn't see him come in. I just smiled at her and said "That was a long time ago." She just smiled back like ya right. I went back into the karoake room cause well I didn't have nething to say to him. The bad thing was is that he was back by the bathroom. And well a drunk girl uses the bathroom a lot. So I kept having to walk by him. He didn't look at me when I walked by but the second I was past him he would stare at me and watch me like a hawk. I knew that cause I would turn around and catch him watching me. I was pissed off cause he didn't have t

The Ex!!!
I know this is going to sound stupid....but right now I'm soooo hurt! I just found out about 2 weeks ago that my soon to be ex had another mistress (T). This is the second one. The first one (L) was hard enough, with moving her and her 3 kids into our house in 2001, to finding out 3 days after I told him I was pregnant that he had an affair with her (which btw he callee to tell me). I confronted T back in 2005 because I found numberous calls and text messages in the ex's locked cell phone, she also sent him naked pics of herself. Well I found out last night that T might be pregnant! GREAT! Now mind you I should not be hurt by this, because the ex left me to live with his gf January 1st, 2007. She has been pressuring the ex to get me to sign the seperation papers, so that they can start planning their wedding. We can actually get divorced this January 1st...YEA. I now feel everyting that he ever told me was and is a lie! We have 3 kids together, he gets the kids every weekend duri

The Ex
Ok, I know a few of my friends remember the ex this refers to. So, here's my dilema...I got the following message from him on the following pic (I have removed the comment to avoid drama, no one needs to know the name it came from) How would you take it? That jacket looks like one some who really fucked up had gave you. He fucked up big time and wishes he had it all to do over again so he could have moved to texas and been happy. Well I guess the past is the past I just wanted you to know I been thinking about you not that i matters. I really did care about him, but he treated me like shit. Why do I let myself get involved with guys like this?

Ex.
Letter. I recently separated from my wife. When I went to get my things from her house, something was missing. She had kept the quilt that my grandmother had hand stitched for me before she died. Now she's sending me email telling me to come by the house and pick it up. I'm thinking that's not such a good idea since it wasn't a mutually agreed on separation and I'm not sure what I might be walking into. Should I follow my gut feeling and tell her to just bring it to the courthouse when we go meet to sign the divorce papers? My response. Always trust your gut. We have gut feelings for a reason.

The Ex
Just checked my myspace, and holy shit! I got a message from my Ex from 6 yrs ago. He was Russian too, and I and my mom helped him out alot when he was just fresh off the boat and had tons of troubles. I've been with him for 2 1/2 yrs, and we had pretty big plans before we had to break it off for various reasons. Two people with mental issues should never be together,lol. He said he is expecting a kid in Sept and wants to get together sometime for coffee. I know he is not tryin to get in my pants, but shit would be awkward...

The Ex!
Is it bad that I want to go on my Ex-Wife's Facebook and call her the C word.. and BOMB her page with inappropriate stuff? Considering she's still with the fag-ola that she was with while we were married that she said she was "just friends" with????

The Ex
You conniving SOB I can't believe you did that you scared me have to death making me think my cousin was in trouble. You used his phone to call me cause you know that was the only way that I would ever talk to you. When I heard your voice I so knew it was you. I hung up but you still didn't get a clue you called and called and text me. All you did was make me start thinking should I take you back. I'll admit I don't have guys in this shitty town knocking down my door to go out with me, but I must admit it's kinda hard when alot of them are exactly the same as the one I dumped. We started out great in the begining it was funny we were supposed to be just a fling a drunken one night stand. Yet you kept calling checking on me asking questions being real nice. Then we started to hang out more get more serious you did cute things for my just like I did for you. Then the age difference started to bother me and your family not to mention another one of my ex's picking a fight with you. Yet yo

Ex
Ok my ex is awsome he bought my son a car seat my other son a new gameboy and my daughter a hella cool MP3 player, so I have to give him credit for something right? It's like ok he finally does somthing right lol which is alright although I really wasn't expecting this at all so fuck yeah my sons new carseat kicks ass!

Ex
so my ex is texing me asking me if im ever gonna date or if im gonna ever get married in the future and of course i said yes and now shes all butt hurt this is the same girl that still sleeps with her baby blanket and just had a baby with some random dude

The Ex
So I watching Superman 3 today and I think to myself, what if Superman and Lois Lane don't make it? Superman can have his pick of any woman on the planet, but who in their right mind is going to date Lois Lane after that? First off, how do you compare to Superman? He has super strength, super speed, super good looks, heat vision. You have.... the super ability to crush beer cans on your forehead. Every time you do something Lois compares you to superman and crushes your self esteem. "Well superman used to take me wherever I wanted." Because he can fly! I still have to pay for gas, so chip in. Second, what if Superman decides he wants her back, and shows up at 2am.... drunk. *KNOCK KNOCK* "LOIS..... Lois.... I know you're home... I know he's in there with you... I can see you! Then he barges in to kick your ass, and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it, its Superman. "Hey man, she doesn't want you any more, she chose me, so get...... What the fuck am I doing on the

Ex
So, my ex added me to myspace yesterday. Not really a big deal; we talk off and on all the time (I have his cell number, I just never text him.) I asked him why he decided to add me and he told me it was because it was the only way he could message me. (I kind of locked down my myspace account, due to some impending drama.) I thought it was kind of funny, so I asked him what he wanted to message me. He told me it was in the friend request message (which I didn't even read.) He told me the message said "I need your boobs." *raised eyebrow emoticon here* So I said, "Yeah whatever, dude, you've seen them." Well he wanted me to send pics to his phone. (Not even when hell freezes over.) So, I said no. Well I just signed on to myspace and discovered he has deleted me (yet again.) lmfao. My husband and I have been together 8 years (as of a few days ago) and married for 7. You would think he would've moved on by now. He has a girlfriend, FFS! What won't men do for boobs? Serio

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ok so i have to vent and get it out maybe then i might feel better.... it all begins last night mitch told me that he had been on that coolchat thing on the phone i went into it and made a name and thought id pull his leg to see what he would do. he didn't know i was getting on it. but anywayz. he did exactly what i didn't want him to do. he said he was single. that he didn't believe in marraige and all that shit then he said he would meet up with me and shit like that. not knowing it was me. but yeah i called him and yelled at him but it didn't help me out any. i mean my god i have only been gone 3 weeks. and he is about to have a fit. im sorry that he is like that but god y do i have to get men like this. it really really does make me regret marrying him cause i thought he would be different all of my other serious relationships were like this. am i just not enough to please him. y does he have to go out looking for other things. i swear i can't stand it. its like he is forgetting a

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Exactly
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Exaltation Of The Goddess
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Example Of Insanity...
yesterday, I decided that since my sister wanted my mother's carved desk, (mom passed away in feb) I needed to move said desk out of my bedroom, and naturally replace the desk with a new one, and bookshelves. Not normally a major undertaking.... However, I am disabled, I have degenerative disk and bone disease in my lumbar spine. It is a quite interesting ailment.... two, sometimes as many as 5 times a day, I get this shocking pain in my lower spine, I jerk like I have been struck by a jolt of electricity, and my brain suddenly forgets that I have two legs, such as they are, and I do a face plant into the ground, floor, or what ever is handy, even WHEN I have my cane. And the social security judge denied my claim of disability at my last hearing, even with two specialists and a physical therapists statements on witnessing such episodes, and an ER report. So, with that in mind, I decided I could move a solid teak and mahogonny desk to the living room... CAN WE SAY STOOOP

Example Of A Full Moon Ritual
This is one group's Full Moon Ritual. It is NOT the exact ritual I would do or one that you should duplicate. This is presented here as an example of a good ritual which includes a Guided Meditation.

Examples Of "cocky & Funny" Humor
***DATING QUESTION FROM A READER*** Yes, there is indeed a big difference between what you have made of me now through the powerful insights expressed in your newsletters, and who I was before I had met you. I always thought that being nice, sweet, and courteous was an ultimate- irrefutable way to get the girls we long to have, but the irony is that we never make that dream come true. Thanks my dear David, for showing me the Tao of being a superb success with women, for walking with me hand by hand through this mysterious path when it comes to women, because really, most of the times they make no sense. I owe you my present success with them, and I thank you in advance for the foregoing prosperity that the future holds for me with them. I have always been funny, and separately, cocky. I never put them together, like you put it, as a formula. So far, that formula works. I am not a chemist, but the components of our table salt, taken separately, is deadly to

Example Of How Guns Actually Stop Crime
Example of how guns actually STOP crime ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Wndy [WTC7 = WTF?] Date: 19 Oct 2007, 10:31 No, the cops cannot be everywhere at once to "protect us". From: don AlliDate: Oct 19, 2007 9:47 AMFrom: Leo/FightNWO-Lone Wolf Date: Oct 19, 2007 8:35 AM Ron Paul on the Second Amendmenthttp://youtube.com/watch?v=xdxTg9x3Mbg ..----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Troy 4 Ron Paul '08Date: Oct 19, 2007 8:15 AMCouple Make Burglar Clean Up at Gunpointhttp://apnews.myway.com/article/20071019/D8SC05M80.htmlOct 18, 9:03 PM (ET)MONTGOMERY, Ala. (AP) - A burglar in Montgomery chose the wrong family to mess with, literally. Adrian and Tiffany McKinnon returned home on Tuesday after a week away to find that thieves had emptied almost everything the family of five owned, Tiffany McKinnon said through tears."Tears just rolled down my face as I walked in and saw everything gone and piles of trash all over m

The Examination Ch. 01 A
The Examination Ch. 01 by vargas111 © Kathy Black was mad as hell. She had been sitting in her gynecologist's office for FORTY FIVE minutes waiting for her 4:30 appointment. With this delay she wouldn't be able to get back to the office this evening to polish the brief she was preparing for next Monday's hearing of the Ferguson case. She couldn't understand how Janet could let her office staff do this to her. Especially now that she was a Junior Partner, her time was valuable. This delay was costing her close to $1,500. Kathy had been in a foul mood today, anyway. That asshole, Paul Graves, had been skulking around her office trying to get her to go out with him again. What a skumbag! He knew that she knew he was married and he didn't make any secret about his lewd intentions. Did he think that just because he was a Senior Partner, the newest Junior Partner would sleep with him in gratitude? She certainly didn't need a pushy bastard like Paul Graves in her life. Kathy already

The Examination Ch. 01 B
The Examination Ch. 01 by vargas111 © "Amaka tells me you became extremely aroused during the breast examination. Is that right?" Again Kathy nodded. "Nothing to worry about. It's typical of a highly sexed young woman like you who has not been having sufficiently frequent sexual intercourse. In fact, I believe you are still aroused even though Amaka helped you reach climax already," the Dr. remarked as he slid a finger into Kathy's pussy. Although Kathy had no memory of even having on the earphones, she had become wet again, as the tape had taught her she needed frequent sex and made a number of suggestions on behavior modifications to help her achieve this goal. "Is it true that you that you have not had intercourse in over a week?" the doctor asked. Kathy nodded again, although it was hard to concentration anything except the doctor's hand in her pussy. "That's way too long, Kathy. A highly sexed girl like you should never go a full day without getting fucked, isn't that ri

The Examination Ch. 02 A
The Examination Ch. 02 by vargas111 © Although this story is self contained, it contains allusions to an earlier story, "The Examination." I like to think you will enjoy this one more if you have read the other one. * * * * * Robert Ames was growing concerned. Angelica Lopez had disappeared behind the inner office door of the clinic over an hour ago. With perfect hindsight he realized they could have left some notes back at the office or told someone at the Post outlining the story they were following. It had all seemed so unreal that night a few weeks ago. He and his curvy girlfriend had just finished making love, passionate and satisfying as always, when she looked over at him with a strange expression in dark eyes. "Darling, if I agreed to marry you, would you want me to quit my job and stay home to do nothing but keep house and make little brown babies for you?" "Mi Amor! How can you ask such a thing? You know I love you and want to marry you, but why would I wan

The Examination Ch. 02 B
The Examination Ch. 02 by vargas111 © As Angelica's resistance waned Amaka was able to force one of her muscular legs between Angelica's slim thighs. Now Amaka was able to move it up and down, not just rocking against her prey's mound but rubbing and caressing her weakest spot. "Have you ever seen how they hypnotize an alligator?" Amaka asked Robert. "That's what finally put her under." Robert watched as Amaka began running her free hand lightly over Angelica's body, brushing her breasts, her stomach, her side, her mons, while her leg kept up its stroking between the girl's thighs. Robert watched this in open-mouthed amazement. The nurse had clearly lost her mind. Did she seriously think that Florida alligator wrestling was a real hypnosis technique? Or even if it was, that it could possibly work on his strong willed girlfriend? But to his surprise, he saw that Angelica was very obviously responding. Even through her thin blouse it was clear that her nipples were hugely er

The Examination Ch. 02 C
The Examination Ch. 02 by vargas111 © Reluctantly Amaka pulled her sperm-drenched cunt from around the softening cock of the sated and entranced young reporter. As she arose, she saw she had an audience. James and Angelica were standing in the door. James's eyes were bright with admiration for his beautiful and talented lover. Angelica was disheveled but she wore the radiant, spacey expression a session with James always produced in women. The young journalist had let James hastily pull on her panties, but the soaked crotch and the semen leaking down her leg showed just why she looked so happy. "Entertain yourself, my dear," James instructed and Angelica's eyes grew dim. He directed her to a recliner where the young woman lay back and thrust her hand into her panties. Soon her soft moans indicated she needed no more of his attention. "Good work, darling," he said as he approached and kissed Amaka who was still admiring her unconscious victim. "Look at that face. I've never se

The Examination Ch. 03 A
The Examination Ch. 03 by vargas111 © Although this story is self contained, it contains allusions to two earlier stories, "The Examination" and "On Further Examination." I like to think you will enjoy this one more if you have read the others. Col. Steve Trevor was in a bad humor even although he had good news for his commanding officer. He had broken up a terrorist group that threatened a major National Monument. He learned of a plot to plant explosives in George Washington's image on Mt. Rushmore that would have turned the face of the Father of Our Country into that of Saddam Hussein. Steve had foiled the attempt, but only with Wonder Woman's help. And that was the source of his frustration -- Wonder Woman. Working with the sexy bitch was frustrating as hell. The way she swung her hips in those lycra tights, flaunting those 44 DD boobs gave him a perpetual hard-on. He had tried everything to get into those star- spangled pants without success. She always brushed him off with

The Examination Ch. 03 B
The Examination Ch. 03 by vargas111 © "Wonder Woman!" James announced, only stating what was evident. "Wonder Woman!" he said again more softly, still not adding anything to the information already available. "I'm gong to fuck Wonder Woman!" If he had not been a respected member of the medical profession, the expression on Dr. James Bock's face would have to be called a shit-eating grin. "I've always wanted to fuck Wonder Woman," he exclaimed, adumbrating the obvious. Every man in America wanted to fuck Wonder Woman. Amaka shook her head. Devoted as she was to this man, at times like this she recognized that James, like others of his gender, was still just an overgrown teen-age boy. "Daring, do you think we should?" Amaka asked. "She *is* a superheroine. Without her who knows what dangers our country would face from natural disasters, foreign invaders, demented scientists, and alien predators. Can we afford to turn her into a sex slave of this Col. Trevor?" "I'm going to f

The Examination Ch. 04 A
The Examination Ch. 04 by vargas111 © Examination of a NAG Sometimes Kate Harridan thought *Milly* was the cause of her headaches, the way her administrative assistant went on and on, urging her boss to see a doctor about the trivial ailment. Milly ought to have been working for Kate long enough to know by now she *always* got headaches when she was under stress. And Lord knows she had cause enough for stress. Just moving the headquarters of NAG (National Association of Grrrls), the organization Kate had founded, from San Francisco to Washington was stressful enough. Then the disasters began. The movers had hardly finished putting all the ficuses in place when the Finger scandal broke. Carol Finger, yes, Senator Finger herself, was caught in a sexual liaison with one of her hunky interns. "Sexual liaison" hell, the Senator was getting her lights fucked out daily if not more often. Truth be told, Carol Finger had never been a credit to the World's Greatest Deliberative Body, b

The Examination Ch. 04 B
The Examination Ch. 04 by vargas111 © Kate had found the initial examination pleasurable, almost embarrassingly so, but when the nurse's oiled fingers began sliding over her, pressing gently here and there, then stroking so lightly it was barely a touch, it felt incredible, like nothing, well, like nothing she'd experienced in many years. It made it hard to think. Perhaps she should make her stop, but that was silly, this was simply a medical examination, even if it was a kind she wasn't familiar with. "Excuse me, but I don't want to get oil on your panties," the nurse said, and Kate felt them being pulled down to expose her posterior. The sensation of the slippery hands examining her bare bottom was shocking to Kate, but she strove to avoid showing any sign of it. Only when an oiled finger feeling about her tailbone slipped briefly down between her cheeks did she start to say something. It was over too quickly, before she could object, although not before it had given her a str

The Examination Ch. 04 C
The Examination Ch. 04 by vargas111 © "Ahiyouuuuu!" Kate wailed as she came. After that, the exact sequence of events was a bit fuzzy, but they included Kate tottering upstairs a few orgasms later in just her panties and heels. Bill's hand on her shapely ass provided the needed guidance. Somehow the panties, too, disappeared and Kate found herself lying on her back, red spikes pointed to the ceiling with a naked Bill Jenkins looming over her. His prick was about halfway into her very wet pussy and sinking deeper! Kate knew she was about to orgasm again. Moments later another inhuman shriek pierced the midnight calm. "Oh shit!" Bill thought Of all the times for his home security alarm to malfunction, why *now*? He scrambled down to the basement to turn the infernal contraption off as quickly as possible without disturbing the aroused woman lying naked in his bed, but when he returned, he saw the spell was broken. With fire in her eyes Kate was down in the living room with h

The Examination Ch. 05 A
The Examination Ch. 05 by vargas111 © Although this story is somewhat self contained, it basically ties up loose ends from earlier stories, of the "Examination" series. So far as I know my own mind, it will be the last of the "Examination" stories (although a wave of adulation could turn my head). If you have not read the others, you will probably want to postpone this one until you have read, preferably in order, "The Examination," "On Further Examination," "Wonder Woman's Examination," and "Examination of a NAG". Personal Examination by Homer Vargas Dr. James Bock moped about the clinic, making everyone feel even worse than they did anyway. All the women had loved Janet. Long after she withdrew from the practice to bear and care for her and James's four children, she remained a mother hen to the women of clinic staff. No one could understand why Janet allowed herself to become obese; it seemed beyond even James's ability to control. Thin before her first pregnancy, she adde

The Examination Ch. 05 B
The Examination Ch. 05 by vargas111 © "You haven't been to the clinic, Angelica and I didn't get you pregnant.” "Then who did?" "How should I know?" James teased. "Have you been sleeping around?" "No, you bastard, only with ..." She stopped and rapidly counted the days. She had been ovulating soon after Robert's visit to James's clinic. A look of consternation spread over her face. "But that's impossible." "I reversed Robert's vasectomy, Angelica, and told him about our now defunct arrangement. I'm sure Robert will be very happy to find he's going to be a father for the first time." "My god! I'm as horny as ever. So from now on I'll have to take precautions?" "That's up to you, but don't expect too much help from Robert. Under the circumstances I can bet he will be wanting to make up for lost time." ***** Malcolm Foster was mad as hell. He had been waiting in this damned doctor's office for forty five minutes. He could be out on the street dealing. This dela

The Examination Ch. 05 C
The Examination Ch. 05 by vargas111 © Recovering rapidly from twenty or more minutes of uninterrupted foreplay, Betty nudged Arnold to lead her to the floor. Arnold was happy to comply as this brought him closer to the wild little blonde. If having trouble keeping up with the contortions of his partner was humbling for Paul, seeing his wife, well, his ex-wife, start performing an only slightly less frenetic version of whatever Megan was doing, was acutely embarrassing. Where the hell had the woman learned to dance like that? When Betty ground her hips and jiggled her tits, she had a lot more to grind and jiggle than the girl. Perhaps sensing that a riot might break out if the hot little blonde's and her older companion's display of blatant sexuality wasn't curbed, the band switched to a `70s ballad. Megan deflated like an untied balloon, disoriented by the slower 4/6 beat. Paul tried to lead, but Megan was hopeless. Glancing over, Paul saw that Betty was in the same predicament.

Examples
We all have times when we want to give up, Some people deal with it differently. Some run from their problems, Some think that dying is the only way, Yet there are those few, those brave ones, They stay and rush their problems head on. If it wasn't for those few people, Who would we have to look up to? If it wasn't for the ones that came back after they ran, How would we know that it's okay to come back home? If it wasnt for those that were unsuccessful at dying, Would we enjoy a second chance at life like we should? If you don't have the strength to stay, Find someone who will stand with you. If you don't have the strength to live, Please find someone to lend you their strength. If you have the strength to face your problems, Find someone that doesn't, and help them be just like you. 06-16-07 ~*Lauren*~

The Exam
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

Example Of My Writing Skills(rpg From Msn Wrestling Groups Called Irx)
And then there was Kait. Seems that she had alot to say in such a short time and yet the word"Ugly" was uttered so many times that, we thought the english language was going to have to be rewritten. Bethany seen her promo and wasn't impressed with her at all. She thought it was a sick display of attention, seeing as the vixen probably too chicken shit to say the shit in her face. Kait started underestimating Bethany and that was going to be her greatest weakness. If anyone in the wrestling industry knows the number one rule and that is, never ever underestimate your opponent. When you do, then your downfall is inevitable. Bethany knew that it was going to be a matter of time before Kait was going to stick her foot in her mouth, literally. Now Bethany knew she wasn't the greatest ever or the most powerful but she was scared of a Jeffaho like Kait. What was there to be scared of about her? Kait couldn't really do that much damage to someone that has been battered, broken and bruised.

An Examination Of Conscience
Is anybody happier because you passed their way? Does anyone remember that you spoke to them today? The day is almost over and its toiling time is through, Is there anyone to utter now a grateful word of you? As you take a glance back over the day that's slipping fast. did you help a single person of the many that you passed? is a single heart rejoicing over what you did or said? Does the one whose hopes were fading now with courage look ahead? Did you win the day or lose it? Was it well or sorely spent? Did you leave a trail of kindness,or a scar of discontent? as you close your eyes in slumber do you think that God will say. "You have earned one more tomorrow by the good you did today.

The Exam
When Fred first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks, his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches. Fred became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing and even walking, so he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist. After an initial examination, the doctor explained to the couple that, though rare, Fre d's condition could be fixed through corrective surgery. 'How long will Fred be on crutches?' the wife asked anxiously. 'Crutches? Why would he need crutches?' responded the surprised doctor. 'Well,' said the wife coldly, 'you are going to lengthen his legs, aren't you?

Examine Those In Your Social Circle Who Are More Popular Than Others.
Examine those in your social circle who are more popular than others. Study them. See where they go. Observe what they do and how they behave. Analyze what they wear. Listen to what they talk about. These people are your role models. Without “copying them” (no one likes a copycat!), try to be more like them.

Examining The Permissibility Of Same Sex Union Through Public Reason
Using John Rawls’ theory of Public Reason , I will examine if same sex union ought to be allowed in the United States. Because I am using Rawls’ theory, first I will define the terms and give a summary of his argument and address the importance of marriage in our society. Then I will define the terms and the arguments against same sex union (hereafter called Gay Marriage). Next I will quickly restate each argument in a Public Reason context and address the strengths and weaknesses of each. I will then provide the argument in favor of Gay Marriage in a Public Reason context. Concluding, I will synthesize from both arguments a governmental position for Gay Marriage using the guidelines of Public Reason. The primary premise for Rawls’ theory of Public Reason is the arena of a constitutional democratic society. In said society it must be understood that citizens are free and equal and have reasonable differences of religious thought and doctrines that explain the universe (i.e. comprehe

Examples Of A Ring Exchange Ceremony
give you this ring as a symbol of my love and faithfulness. As I place it on your finger, I commit my heart and soul to you. I ask you to wear this ring as a reminder of the vows we have spoken today, our wedding day. ********* This ring is a token of my love. I marry you with this ring, with all that I have and all that I am Response: I will forever wear this ring as a sign of my commitment and the desire of my heart ********* I give you this ring to wear with love and joy. As a ring has no end, neither shall my love for you. I choose you to be my (wife / husband) this day and forevermore. ********* This ring I give to you as a token of my love and devotion to you. I pledge to you all that I am and all that I will ever be as your (husband/wife). With this ring, I gladly marry you and join my life to yours.

An Example Of What Not To Do
hmm I got a real winner in my shoutbox today.... the messages with the arrow are what i sent. retardation seems to run rampant on this site. read from bottom up: No Drama Q...: dont flatter yourself like that No Drama Q...: trying? u wish dawg ->No Drama Q...: who said i am playing games? I just said i prefer to talk on this site rather than give out my info. if i was a game player i wouldnt have posted a salute but thanks for tryin No Drama Q...: no into games sowwie ->No Drama Q...: yes I do. but I prefer to talk here No Drama Q...: not yet, do u have yahoo? ->No Drama Q...: no im just asking if i know you No Drama Q...: lol No Drama Q...: uh is this an audition? ->No Drama Q...: do i know you? No Drama Q...: i have a question for u ok?

Example 1
I can't stand your lies I can't stand your life I'm sick of being fooled I'm sick of never knowing what's right You won't get inside now You won't know who I am I'll never help you now I'll never make it alright You've ruined everything now You've done the worst you could do I never saw it coming I never thought you were that kind of guy My heart is breaking now My head doesn't understand why But I'll take you back anyway But I'm sure you won't come running So goodbye quick romance So farewell to one great chance...

Example 2
Don't lie to a person and tell them you could be ready... that things could work out... that you want them to work out... when you know you're not ready. I know you're hurt, but we're all hurt in some way. I'm hurt the same way you are and about a billion other ways as well. but I wanted to make the effort. I saw something in you that made my heart stand still and feel whole again... I still see it... I still want you... I could still be yours... I need to stop... I need to rethink my whole life... I've been so happy these last few days because of you... only you. you put a smile on my face that hasn't been there in sooo long and you just took it away. what the hell? friends it is then, and i'll just watch you from afar... making people love you... making them wish you weren't so hurt. I wish that I could heal your pain. I wish that you could trust me enough for me to help cuz I'm so good at helping and I'm so sorry for the way I reacted... Why am i apologizing? n

Exam To Enter Into Heaven Joke
THIS IS A RECENT EXAMPLE FROM WWW.BELIEFNET.COM DAILY JOKE SYSTEM. "Entrance Exam To Enter Into Heaven" A Christian, a Muslim and a Buddhist die and arrive at the Gate of Heaven. An angel (or deva) stops them and asks, "Why do you come here? Can you tell me the reasons why you are allowed to enter Heaven?" The Christian replies, "My ancestors disobeyed God, and I sinned all my life: I killed, I lied, I cheated my wife and I was greedy. However, Jesus died for me and all my sins are forgiven. So I deserve to enter Heaven." "OK," replies the Angel. "Sounds good, but I must give you an entrance examination before you can enter." The Christian promptly agrees and the Angel asks him: "How do you spell God?" It is an easy question, and the Christian passes through the Gate. Next came the Muslim, who says, "I did not do any especially good or evil things during my life but I was very devout. I prayed to God five times a day. So, I too should enter Heaven." The Angel

Example Of Blog Category Organization
At www.fubar.com, which is free to join, no credit card up front, no profile or pic required, I am hitching_post. I PUT IN CAPS THOSE BLOG CATEGORY RESULTS WHICH ARE GETTING SOME ATTENTION SO FAR. I HAD BEEN THERE ABOUT A WEEK WHEN THESE STATISTICS WERE NOTED. . ALTHOUGH SOME "VIEWS", NO COMMENTS SO FAR. My Blogs -- CATEGORIES are as follows: spirituality essays/lists/poems SPIRITUALITY ATTRACTED SOME ATTENTION -- 20 VIEWS. NSFW poems -- NSFW =- horny which has numerous restrictions on usage/viewing etc. NSFW POEMS ATTRACTED SOME ATTENTION -- 16 VIEWS. Examples of my naivety Kudos to fubar system Participation/appreciation interests social commentary -- very little requests for comments jokes, e.g. from www.beliefnet.com daily joke NSFW essays/lists Book/CD reviews, listmania lists, guidelists a la amazon.com BOOK/CD REVIEWS GOT 14 VIEWS romance/relationship essays ROMANCE GOT 12 VIEWS. kidsville poems/essays/lists

Example Of How Not To Act
Wish I had saved the first part of this convo, but oh well.. bethy221: Seriously though, stop bein so pushy...bethy221: Im already married and have a man at home... online, I dont need someone given me shit all the time.NameChanged: i know ugg i have cancerNameChanged: need freinds sorrybethy221: what does cancer have anything to do with private pictures?? or calling you?Namechanged: i jst asked im sorrybethy221: its not so much that you asked.. but you asked then got all pushy with me..NameChanged: just say noNamechanged: i did im sorryNamechanged: wrong of mebethy221: Im cool with bein friends.. but damn..Namechanged: i messed upNamechanged: when you dont feel good u dont think strraightNamechanged: i see you block me on fubarNamechanged: all you had to do was say noNamechanged: i never would have brought it up agianNamechanged: that how i amNamechanged: are you going to talk to me agian ?Namechanged: i need to go home and puke now stressed out im sorry i hope to be freinds agian

Example Of Friendship
LET ME SPEAK A BIT! THIS PAST FRIDAY (03JULY09) MY BEST FRIEND WENT UNDER SURGERY TO REMOVE A BRAIN TUMOR! IT WAS SUCCESSFUL (thank the lord) BUT YET THE DOCTORS COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHY HE DEVELOPED IT. THEY TOLD HIM HE WAS ONE OF A FEW JUST TO DEVELOP A TUMOR OUT OF THE BLUE. ANYWAYS WE HAD BEEN FRIENDS SINCE WE WERE 15 AND HAVE DONE & BEEN THROUGH ALOT GROWING UP. A COUPLE YEARS I MADE A DECISION TO BETTER MYSELF & MY LIFE AND WE DIDN'T STAY ON THE SAME PAGE. IT TOOK THE ADVICE OF A WONDERFUL NEW & AMAZING FRIEND TO GUIDE ME TO SEE MY FRIEND CAUSE HE NEEDED ME THE MOST & IT WAS WORTH IT FOR ME! SO TO MY FRIEND(you know who you are) I THANK YOU FOR THE ADVICE & WARMTH! I THANK THE LORD FOR PULLING MY FRIEND THROUGH THE SURGERY! I LEARNED THAT EVEN THOUGH MY FRIEND & I CHOSE DIFFERENT PATHS - I SHOULD RESPECT THE FRIENDSHIP & BE THERE IF NEEDED!

70-432 Exam Answers - Get Microsoft Certified Now
70-432 Exam Answers - Get Microsoft Certified Now Test4pass 70-432 Certification Exam There are many online resources for preparing for the 70-432 exam - Test4pass.com. Read below to discover why Test4pass.com is your premier source for practice tests, and true testing environment. You reasons for selecting the leader in online certification preparation - Test4pass.com. 70-432 Downloadable, Printable Exams (in PDF format):We are all well aware that a major problem in the IT industry is that there is a lack of quality study materials. Our 70-432 Preparation Exam Material provides you everything you will need to take a certification examination. Details are researched and produced by Certification Experts who are constantly using industry experience to produce precise, logical and verified explanations for the answers. You may get questions from different web sites or books, but logic is the key. Microsoft 70-432 Exam Preparation from Test4pass.com include: Comprehensive questions

220-702 Exam Training - Actual Comptia Questions & Answers
220-702 Exam Training - Actual CompTIA Questions & Answers Test4pass 220-702 Certification Exam There are many online resources for preparing for the 220-702 exam. Read below to discover why Test4pass.com is your premier source for practice tests, and true testing environment. You reasons for selecting the leader in online certification preparation - Test4pass.com. 220-702 Downloadable, Printable Exams (in PDF format):We are all well aware that a major problem in the IT industry is that there is a lack of quality study materials. Our 220-702 Preparation Exam Material provides you everything you will need to take a certification examination. Details are researched and produced by Certification Experts who are constantly using industry experience to produce precise, logical and verified explanations for the answers. You may get questions from different web sites or books, but logic is the key. compTIA 220-702 Exam Preparation from Test4pass.com include: Comprehensive questions wit

Exam
> A man goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the> urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the> urologist is a very pretty female doctor.> > The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your prostate today, but> this new procedure is a little different from> what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side,> bend your knees, then while I check your> prostate, take a deep breath and say, '99' ".> > The guy obeys and says,"99".> > The doctor says, "Great". Now turn over on your left side and again,> while repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, '99".> > Again, the guy says, '99'."> > The doctor said,"Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back> with your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with> this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis> to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, '99'.> > The guy begins, "One ... Two ...Three".>

Examining The Causes Of Premature Ejaculation To Find A Solution
Did you know that the primary reasons behind the causes of premature ejaculation are actually mostly related to your mental mindset? Many doctors allude that the leading causes of premature ejaculation are actually deeply rooted in the subconscious, where anxiety, stress, and other elements that go to work in your mind mentally preventing a person from being able to last as long as they would really like to. While anxiety is the list topper, and easily at that, for the top Causes of Premature Ejaculation, other things can cause it, too. We will examine the causes of premature ejaculation and see what methods that you can undertake in order to stamp it out once and for all, and enjoy a more fulfilling experience in bed that lasts a lot longer than it ever has before for you. Other Issues Can Be Causes Premature Ejaculation Stress is a very large factor in the Causes Premature Ejaculation world of today. Heck, stress can even lower our life expectancy, it can make us say, think and d

Examiner In Review
I know I usually break these down by self defense and by Catholicism, but there was too much of one, and not enough of the other. Before I continue, though, It Was Only On Stun! is experiencing a price drop at at Amazon.com. You can now buy it for the price of a regular paperback. Enjoy.If you're wondering why I didn't post last week -- it's because I was too busy trying to sell my book to the known universe, and going somewhere very, very slowly.Anyway, the articles ....Interview with Declan Finn, author of "It Was Only On Stun!" ~ Wait? What? But, John, I thought you were Declan Finn. I thought you were the author of It Was Only On Stun! Yes, I interviewed myself. Enjoy.Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 -- or, part 2 of my self defense column. Self defense after Aurora shootingThe case for guns: the other Aurora shooting Yes, back to back articles.Interview with Declan Finn, author of 'It Was Only... July 17, 2012 Article Published editAuthor Karina Fabian arranges charity for v

Examen Apple Tablet Ipad Rapide
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