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Put your hands in your pockets as you walk along Buried in a stash of pennies and old ticket stubs Throw your coffee in the trashcan as you pass it by Walking forever under colorless skies Fallen on hard times, so I'll say goodbye and go And she'll never know I love her cause I'll never tell her so She doesn't really need to know (chorus) There's more than one way to break your heart Show me the way, yeah Show me epiphany More than one way to fall apart Don't let the sky fall before I get home Thought of you again today Forgive me for the things I just don't have the nerve to say It amazes me sometimes how your friendship can mean nothing It's like we're both looking for something that we never found Fallen on hard times, so I'll say goodbye and go And she'll never know I miss her cause I'll never tell her so It won't change anything I know (Repeat chorus) Show me epiphany, Show me catastrophe, Show me, Show me (Repeat chorus) (Repe
Your words they make just a whisper Your face is so unclear I try to pay attention And the words just disappear Cuz it's always raining in my head Forget all the things i should have said So i speak to you in riddles Cuz my words get in my way I smoke the whole thing to my head And feel it wash away Cuz i can't take anymore of this I wanna come apart And did myself a little hole Inside your precious heart Cuz it's always raining in my head Forget all the things i should have said I am nothing more than A little boy inside That cries out for intention That i always try to hide Cuz i talk to you like children Though i don't know how i feel But i know i'll do the right thing If the right thing is in fear Cuz its always raining in my head Forget all the things i should have said
i just spent the morning job shadowing on a cancer floor at the hospital. one of the patients was dying...very close to death. she is 57 . her husband of 37 years has been by her side for days on end....holding vigil. two things i realized........ one....this is where i belong. this is were i feel fulfilled and validated, caring for the dying. two....this is what i want..a man to stand by me when i am at my worst no matter how painful it may be for him, selflessness... this is not what i ever had....and so, it has made this day a good one, as i go thru the grieving process of another failed relationship.
Epiphany, By Staind
Your words they make just a whisper Your face is so unclear I try to pay attention And the words just disappear Cuz it's always raining in my head Forget all the things i should have said So i speak to you in riddles Cuz my words get in my way I smoke the whole thing to my head And feel it wash away Cuz i can't take anymore of this I wanna come apart And dig myself a little hole Inside your precious heart Cuz it's always raining in my head Forget all the things i should have said I am nothing more than A little boy inside That cries out for attention That i always try to hide Cuz i talk to you like children Though i don't know how i feel But i know i'll do the right thing If the right thing is in fear Cuz its always raining in my head Forget all the things i should have said
-an appearance or manifestation of a deity -a sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into reality or the essential meaning of something, often initiated by some simple, commonplace occurrence During the darkest hour, With a complete lack of power; On the verge of self-destruction And self-mutilation; The veil of fog was lifted. My perspective shifted, And suddenly I could see Deep within the heart of me. What I saw was frightening, Yet also enlightening. I saw the great cloud of evil That settled in and stifled my will. How long has it been here Poisoning my soul with fear; Turning my heart to a putrid mass Of rotting flesh, and trash? The evil crept in quietly Unnoticed; stealthily. I became such a vile person, Never stopping to think or reason; Just trampling down all; Anything in my way would fall. There was no caring or trusting. I found this revelation disgusting. How could I allow this to happen; Abandon my chance to be happy? Now I kno
Epiphany So lost in the dark but I see the light A way out is the only thing I need It seems i'm the only one who'll sacrifice I'll dig my fingers into the ground till I bleed Life will never be a short fight Before I close my eyes Your face is the last thing i see Like a moth to the outside light What's left to do, what's left to be? I let pass by the better part of my years Waiting for something, praying to someone Stricken by paranoia, harboring fears Regretting everything I've done My mind will never be clear We were never meant to be alone I've reaped what I've sewn I had an epiphany Happiness filled my past Struggling, I fall It's been so long These things never last
Epiphany May 2004
AT about 2:00AM I had a surge of energy and woke from a deep sleep. I was trembling, suddenly, my thoughts were directed toward my behavior as a dad. It became so apparent the mistakes I have made and the changes i needed to make. I realized that lying even about insignificant things is a cage. The truth is easier to remember. So, I purged and confessed the wrongs and sought forgiveness from those I mistreated. It was like freeing up space on my harddrive. Honesty is important to me, and I am a human lie detector. I have studied human behavior well before I began working toward a bachelor's degree in that field. I also treasure modesty. Wisdom can not be fully acheived if pride controls behavior. I am also well into learning how to speak and communicate in Spanish. I have interests in the Carib and need to be able to communicate/negotiate in both languages. Finally, I choose to believe. I believe. I believe because i have external evidence to support what
Epiphany I'm going to take this out of my journal entry that I wrote in last night word for word -- even if it might not make sense to you. Most of my thoughts don't make much sense. It's a strange feeling when you begin to understand who you are and who you are not. And an even stranger feeling when you begin to see that some of the choices you are making are "not who you are". You begin to become so aware of yourself that even in the moment you make the choice you will hear a voice telling you this might not be the best choice to make. But, until you have perfected the practice of staying true to yourself, you will make the choice anyway. I feel I am there. Slowly trying to honor the voice inside me and not make the choices that don't serve me to be a happier more joyful person. All of life is energy. And everything has a certain vibration. Choices and people INCLUDED. The vibrations are either DARK or LIGHT. Some obviously are darker than others -- CRACK for instance wou
Epiphanies Of The Deaf And Blind
Regret, i feel nothing for the cards in my hands; I don't see them as a problem nor fear them in my head/ I am alone, just me and thoughts with out words; no forming of adjectives nouns verbs/ emotionless, for me there no happy or sad just lingering thoughts and ideas definitions i never had/ Don't feel sorry for me, its like metal with two edges; sharp images, black and white color is my new fetish/ I may be deaf and blind but for damn sure not dumb; Meaningless concepts of time cause i wait for no one/ But i speak, clearly, to the ears of the weary; for all the unsolved misterys i will answer listen clearly/ Life is short, time is nothing, love is all, hate is fucking to pointless to hold on to while you bleed of all loving/ Family, is not neccessarily limited to;every one who ever cared and gave a damn about you/ But the people that prove you important sincerely; by merely just a drop of a dime they'll deport the brains of all near the/ No need for stress, it only brings age, the pr
Epiphany... Copyright 2007
*epiphany- an appearance or maifestation of a deity -a sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into reality or the essential meaning of something, often initiated by some simple, commonplace occurence. During the darkest hour, With a complete lack of power; On the verge of self-destruction And self-mutilation; The veil of fog was lifted. My perspective shifted, And suddenly I could see Deep within the heart of me. What I saw was frightening, Yet also enlightening. I saw the great cloud of evil That settled in and stifled my will. How long has it been here Poisoning my soul with fear; Turning my heart to a putrid mass Of rotting flesh, and trash? The evil crept in quietly Unnoticed; stealthily. I became such a vile person, Never stopping to think or reason; Just trampling down all; Anything in my way would fall. There was no caring or trusting. I found this revelation disgusting. How could I allow this to happen; Abandon my chance to be happy? No
epiphany... I'm whispering to the darkness,waiting for my minds embrace.Falling into subconsciousness,away from my disgrace.These words are like the ghosts you left me,swimming freely from ear to ear.Not touching living emotions,it's my lament you cannot hear.Now come with me my child,you've alot to learn,I'll show how this hell is pain,even without the burn.I'll bear your soul to demons,and return what you have wrought.Your worthless and i love it,it's not what you'd have thought.You told me that heaven denied me,and that the abyss is what whispers my name,when the curtains flutter slightly,beckoning me to join your game.
Epiphany [an Excerpt]
By: Trans-Siberian Orchestra And the night and the darkAnd the hopes and the dreamsAs we all play our partsWhile ignoring the screamsSo we lie to ourselvesAnd we just carry onNever stop, never turnDon't admit what is...Gone in to this twisted storyAll these things so clear before meEvery path we've ever takenCan't admit we were mistakenIn this nightOf my devisingNever liveAnd never dyingEach escapeI've never takenNever dreamAnd never waken...SomewhereSomeone's looking to deceive andSomewhereYoung men die and children bleed andSomewhereSome have too much while others need andSomewhereSomeone's looking to believe and...
Epiphany . A Song By Staind.
Its a good song. I too feel as if its raining in my head.   Ever dam day. she has to fight with me. making me feel like shit the things i do for a woman. Love, Kids nothing i do make her happy. nothing i do makes me. happy. this suck. but it was get better. i think. lol
Epiphany From My Delirium
So my stint of insomnia and depression has had me deep in thought over this past week... thoughts I was unable to avoid this time. This is a long road I am on and I am thankful for the close friends I have, because without them I would probably still be drinking from last night... I am not perfect I am far from it, but I am doing my best to better myself everyday. I am tired of feeling as if I am an untouchable. I am tired of looking around and feeling alone even when in a group of caring friends. I am tired of feeling unacceptable to others. I am a quiet and shy person one that wears his heart on his sleeve and is hurt a lot easier than anyone realizes. I have spent half of my life hiding. Hiding my feelings and thoughts and desires, because honestly I had been beaten down to the ground and those scars have never really healed. At this point honestly I feel this has needed to be said for some time. whether publicly or just to myself but at least this way there may b
Episode 1 (xiam, Elio)
So here we have where it all began. Colorful, but blurry. I blame MS Paint. I've gotten the hang of editing, for the most part... and I've learned my lesson NEVER to do an 8-panel comic again. The story behind this story is that my friend Amy (whom Elio is modelled after) often has computer problems - I'll type and type, only to have her get kicked off, and then return, having no idea of what I said before. It happens to a lot of people, but this is a common occurrence with us, haha.
Episode 2 (xiam, Michi)
So this is Michi... she'll show up again. As you can see, Xiam (or rather, I) adore her. But she desn't reciprocate. Story of my life, yeesh. Anyway, yeah, she's a pervert, but I really do like reading her work... I just skip over the dirty stuff. She's a really good writer, I just wish she'd write... well... stories that don't involve two guys in love. There's nothing WRONG with that, I just really think she should branch out.
Episode 3 (xiam, Tricia)
I couldn't think of a name for my friend Tricia's character, and she wasn't very helpful. Well, I didnt' think of a very good one for my friend Michaela, either, so... oh, well. Anyway, the platypus wasn't actually my idea, it was suggested by a friend - so I just developed a story around it based on how my friend Tricia was in Europe, and lonely (she's home now, I need to do a follow-up on that).
Episode 4 (xiam)
I originally wanted to do squirrels, but... well, people would start going "OH, FOAMY, YAY!" ...Fucking rodent. So, I then wanted to do guinea pigs, but... then my friend Karen got HER friend a hamster, which then BIT her friend, and I commented that hamsters were evil. So yeah, expect more of Xiam's hostility towards hamsters. In reality, I have nothing against rodents, but... this is more of a social commentary, anyway. A SATIRE, if you will. Y'know those people who are afraid of clowns? Yeah, it's like that. Clowns are fucking funny, I don't care what you say. Now, if you just hate them for being obnoxious (like with mimes), that I can understand. But I'll just call you a jackass. Clowns and mimes are artists in their own right. XP
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THE TOM .....NO MORE HIS SPACE IM GOIN IN DISGUISE ON A COVERT OP. AS AN EMO KID WHO LIKES TOU MAKE VIDEOS WILL I SURVIVE STAY TUNED..... will our hero survive? find out on the next episode of........ Thoma$(with a bling
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I do a little photography from time to time and work with computer, desktop publishing. My wife has many girl friends and I am bit of a loaner, so most of our setups have been with people she knows. We have done a lot of FFM because she likes to watch me. Last weekend she had a friend over for me to take pictures of for her new website. She is into bondage and I am curious so I agreed. In walks this skinny little girl, me I like them a little larger in all departments. We sat in the living room and she explained what she was looking for in the pictures. Never done any BDSM pictures so this was the first of many first that night, actually early evening. She wanted to start in B/W and from a lot of different angles; I knew the perfect wall to use. While I snapped away while my wife was watching over my shoulder and was very quiet, this is not her style. As her friend moved from one position to the next I could hear zippers behind me but I was busy snapping pictures. We shot fo
Episode 14 .. The Chili Cook Off
Did you know that gluttony is a sin? Well duh! lol We had a chili cook off.. It was fun.. I don't eat meat.. gaspp!! lol So, It was interesting to see what I was supposed to eat.. First of all.. you need to know.. I work on 3fd shift now.. aka left over shift.. Meaning .. all you lovely dayshift people get everything! lmao Cake,pizza,pie, subway catored.. u name it u get it.. Me.. and the left over crew.. ok.. It was 2nd shift cuz well I was still on it. Gary.. always has like 8 meals a day! sheeeeeez.. lol
.....episode 2a,memories
"As soon as she was gone, I told the maid I would go up and lie down on our lodger's bed, mine not being made, with a charge to her at the same time not to disturb me, as it was only rest I wanted. This injunction probably prov'd of eminent service to me. As soon as I was got into the bed- chamber, I unlaced my stays, and threw myself on the outside of the bed-cloaths, in all the loosest undress. Here I gave myself up to the old insipid privy shifts of my self-viewing, self-touching, self-enjoying, in fine, to all the means of self-knowledge I could devise, in search of the pleasure that fled before me, and tantalized with that unknown something that was out of my reach; thus all only serv'd to enflame myself, and to provoke violently my desires, whilst the one thing needful to their satisfaction was not at hand, and I could have bit my fingers, for representing it so ill. After then wearying and fatiguing myself with grasping shadows, whilst that most sensible part
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We put out a weekly cast ( ya don't need an ipod to listen as it plays in any audio player on your computer so i hesitate to call it a podcast ok now can i take a breath lol) Anyhow Episode 13 will be up tonight. All can be heard or played or downloaded here: Just click view all to see each episode notes:) ~laurie
Episode 13 Is Up!
Episode 13 of our Metal Radio cast is up You can find it at BELIEVER- Not Even One Let's face it, there isn't a lot out there in the world of Christian metal that can hold up to even the most lenient of scrutiny, but BELIEVER were the exception. Not only could did they get released by Roadrunner, they once toured with ANACRUSIS, BOLT THROWER and SACRIFICE. A highly creative and talented Thrash band, BELIEVER never got the credit they deserved for being a kickass metal act, despite which team they played for. SCORCHED- Just Finger Yourself Pittsburgh, PA based Death-Thrashers letting you know how to kill some time (besides listening to us...) from their 2006 Demo VANMAKT- Undying The Master From their Diaboli Iubeo, Para Vindicta demo, this Black Metal Horde hail from Karlskrona, Sweden. They recently signed with Pulverized Records, and will be releasing a full length album with them later this y
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Circles February 2007 Our anti-hero is at the crossroads of his life. He has his destiny in the palm of his hands. One mis-calculation and everything he has worked for, will come down around him. Friends could be lost and lifes ruined. "Nothing happens without purpose." May 2002 Our hero is at the crossroads of his life. He has his destiny in the palm of his hands. One mis-calculation and everything he has worked for, will come down around him. He will take back his life or die trying. "Fear is the mind-killer"¹ Summer 1998 Our Villian is at the crossroads of his life. He has his destiny in the palm of his hands. One mis-calculation and everything he has worked for, will come down around him. But fate has something else in mind. Our villian has nothing to say because he only cares about himself. September 1992 Our anti-hero is at the crossroads of his life. He has his destiny in the palm of his hands. One mis-calculation and everythi
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The Madman and The Crook. I come home Tuesday and what do I find, Cops blocking my way home. A Standoff...... Right behind my apartment across the street. 12:41pm Tue Nov 28 Fremont, NE (1037 C St.) I guess some guy decided to go crazy and try to attack a woman. The cops tried to get him but The Madman shot at them. And the Standoff begins. 2:40pm Nov 28 I get home to find cops blocking my path home. Wow, this is gonna be fun. 8:00pm Nov 28 Try to get home but the cops say no. See I told you it would be fun. 9:00pm I hear shots and 30 min later I can finally go home. Wanna know what happened go to and in the archive search window type "Standoff". Yesterday 1:07 pm Fantasy's 144th and Hillsdale I hear over the intercom, "Chris, Pump 5" A guy is driving off with gas. I run after him to get his license, but he hid it. I come back only to see him coming back around behind our building. I get in my truc
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Nothing Happens Without Purpose (Circle Part 2) February 2007 We join our anti-hero in the Holy city of Pan Ra. In the temple of the Dragonlords. As he meditates in the inner chamber, a lone monk enters. The monk senses the new Dragonlord is under alot of stress. The monk looks at Tauru with much concern. DT: "What is wrong master?" Monk: "I should be asking that question, Lord Tauru." DT: "It's nothing master. Something I must deal with on my own." At that moment, the monk realizes what it is he is meditating on. Monk: "It's her again, isn't it?" DT: "I can't hide anything from you master." Monk: "Why do you distress so much? Oh I get it, you still aginize over your choice." DT: "Yes and No. I know I was a different man then. But the love is still there." Monk: "I know. That's what is giving you your focus. The one thing that was always there. The one thing that didn't leave you is your love for her." Drake hangs his h
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Genesis Every story has a beginning. Every good story has an anti-hero. And what is an anti-hero? By definition alone it's the individual that is in essence a villian. But in this story it means much more. It's a man who doesn't want to be the hero. He just wants to live his life. Our anti-hero in this story may be a hero to some. He may also be a villian to others. But this anti-hero is much more. He's a man looking for redemption. A man looking for forgiveness from those he hurt. And what has this man done to make him think he has done that much wrong? Well lets start at the beginning. And as you read, you be the judge. Does he deserve forgiveness? Is he as bad as he thinks he is? And further more... will he ever get his true love? Well, let's read and find out? September 1992 We join our anti-hero in front of the family homestead. His name at the time is Chris, but as the story goes on you will know him as.... Drake Tauru. Chris had retu
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Episode One:lunatic Chicks
there is such a specimen.and she comes in a number of wary of her fellas. i have looked this beast square in the eyes on many occasions.and do you know what i saw?lunacy. she sees you in the bar,at the club,in the mall.....wherever.she approaches with something like;hi there,my name is blah and i saw you walking by and i just had to talk to you. at this time youre probably thinking;this girl has guts.she says what she feels and shes not afraid to go for what she the time its all said and done,you cant stand her because she never shuts up.and although your assessment of her character as a person who says what she feels was failed to notice that nine times out of ten what she says and when she says it is wholly when you were at a restaraunt and she blurted out something about this medical program she watched earlier where the doctor performed a labiaplasty.or how about when the waiter accidently forgot to fill her water glass up
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The Time Is Now....... May 22, 2007 2:30am Our hero is suddenly woken up by a dream. A dream he had not had for years. He saw her again....his Chosen One. But again in previous dreams he knew in his heart who she was, but could not connect it with his mind. Maybe he has met her before. Maybe he just knows her because of his connection with the spiritual realm. Nonetheless, she's coming. And now Drake must be ready. And he is. All that he has to have done before she can come has be done. He had got over Shannon. He proved that if another woman like Shannon came into his path, he could stop her from destroying him. Jeanine was that person. He had finally connected with the daughter he deserted. He finally told the person who he still loves, Dana, how he feels. All those he has achieved. The final piece of the puzzle was the fusion of The Beast and Lord Tauru. The realization that he is the balance of all things. The balance between good and evil.
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Balance October 1994 Two celestial beings are hovering above our hero. The hour is late and our hero is deep in sleep. Spirit #1: Are you sure he is the one? Spirit #2: That's him. Spirit #1: But his spirit is way to pure. There is only a bit of evil in him. Spirit #2: Well it only takes a spark for a fire. Spirit #1: But how are we gonna get him ready in such a short time? Spirit #2: We have an ace in the hole. The Beast. He will help accelerate things and he will be the one to bring forth the balance. Spirit #1: So when will he come? Spirit #2: Soon. This human will exceed all expectation. And to top that, he will control The Beast. No human has ever done that. It all begins here.....
Episode 65: The Six-million Dollar Genocyde
Ok, everyone, I'm finally back. I know I haven't posted to anything except the newsletter to my faithful subscribers (they're always first to get explanations) but some problems had recently came up and made their rise to power. Let's get down to brass tax here and cut the crap. 1. The day of the Fred Brito interview, a rather dubious pattern of pixeldeaths began happening on my monitor. Even though the monitor was only a 15" monitor, it was the flat style...the desk space saver. Even though I really couldn't afford it, I went ahead and bought this new one. Now, I have a 17" monitor that sits on my damn desk like a huge T.V. set. I'd almost forgotten how much I love having that desk space. Anyway, the monitor has been replaced and since it works, we're about to start rolling along again. 2. A new job opportunity has presented itself and I'm siezing the moment. It's a construction job which means I'll be trading in the monkey suit for a hard hat. Put bluntly, people, I've alway
Episode 66: Dreams And Visions
Sometimes, I can actually see, lucidly, the trailer of a movie about my life. In my mind, I hear Don LaFontaine (the movie announcer guy) narrating it. I don't know who the hell would star in it so I might take a stab at it. Laugh if you must but it's me making the damn casting call. "In a world where one man struggles with his mind..." Then, of course, you see some dark room with some bald guy sitting at a computer, silhouetted by the warm glow of a monitor. "Dreams and visions take a life of their own..." Cut to the sound of some record scratching and then this unearthly scream as a show opens "This summer..." Naturally you'll have scenes of me going off with pieces of my angry ranting, raving and carrying on. "prepare yourself..." Now, you see flashes of whoever has the audacity to play my part on the phone in more funny-as-hell angered rants over the phone saying shit like, "I don't give a fuck what the hell it looks like, I want it on the show. We're going
Episode 1: Chicken Plucker
It was that time of year again. Casey, Frank, and myself all made our annual trip to Big Cindy’s Chicken Ranch for their annual Pluck Off and Chicken Run. Casey introduced us to this a few years ago and it has now become part of our lives. Kinda like going to Mecca, except without all the security checks. When we arrived Casey’s eyes lit up like a special needs kid going trick-or-treating. He was a mad man in the Pluck off. There are several categories to enter in: Plucking for speed, style plucking, all around plucker, among several other events. Before he started Casey told me you could check the age of a chicken by putting your finger in its ass and counting how many times it clucks. Apparently it works on grown men too. When he did it to Frank, Frank screamed, “I’m a 24 year old man and I don’t have to take this!” I thought Frank was 23, but Casey’s method proved me wrong. Now it was time to let the chicken plucking begin. When Casey came out of the contestant changing room he
Episode 2: Superheroes
As far as superheroes go, I don’t think we have any in this modern world. At least not any as we know it. I’m sure there is some type of man-frog-beast in Florida protecting the orange groves from Castro’s mutant monkey zombie army. I mean, it’s just common knowledge that monkey zombies need oranges and old people to survive, so Florida is a prime target. So, why couldn’t there be a man-frog-beast protecting oranges and great-aunt Beatrice’s condo. I propose there is no reason. For this reason, or lack of reason, Frank, Casey, and I decided one night after several Jagerblasters, and Casey’s typical four cosmos, that we could become the greatest superhero force that has have ever forced their super powers. Realizing that we possessed no actual superpowers, like batman, we decided to make-up powers and pretend we have them, like congress. Once we decided we have no real imagination, we derived our powers from our own natural abilities. Casey’s natural ability to bum cigarettes and snu
Episode 3: Close Encounter
It was a glorious day. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and a nice little breeze was blowing in from the hills. Casey had just finished watching the all day marathon of Country Fried Home Videos on CMT. He raised himself from the recliner and simply said, “That Bill Engval is a funny son of a bitch.” He then proceeded to the kitchen to whip up some Spam-Helper and poured Frank and me glasses of RC Cola. Frank had just purchased the special collector’s edition extended version of Delta Force with Chuck Norris. We were primed to settle in for an evening of Norris ass kicking and a tasty dinner. Little did we know what the day would bring. Halfway through the movie Casey had to leave to pick up a can of Red Seal, some moon pies, and a jumbo bag of pork rinds. That was the last time we would see Casey that day. A few hours had passed, Chuck Norris had become just a memory of the day, and mine and Frank’s attention had turned to other activities, mainly a debate over the poss
Episode 4: Merry X-mas
It’s that wonderful time of the year. People are shopping. Families are gathering. Carolers are caroling. Everyone is getting into the holiday spirit. But no one enjoys this time of the year more than Frank, Casey, and I. We were going through our normal routine of watching the Full House Christmas specials and throwing back some Jager-Nogg. Frank was blaming Dave Coulier for the recent downfall of the Olsen twins. Casey said if they would’ve kept hanging out with that Urkel guy they’d be doing a lot better. Casey was slightly confused, and intoxicated. Determining that Casey was suffering from an overload of holiday spirit, TGIF reruns, and alcohol, Frank and I decided to take him for a drive to look at the local Christmas lights. Casey seemed to be very upset by the lack of quality displays, and showed this by several attempts to egg-nogg houses. The police seemed to be upset by this and showed it by throwing us in jail. There we were. Christmas eve, eve…stuck in jail. Frank and I
Episode 68: On This Strange Highway
I'm often amazed at certain everyday things. While I view the collective of humanity with a general disgust and complete apathy, on an individual level, I can find them enjoyable or even completely revolting. Thursday proved to be very interesting indeed. I'd expected another night at work where my stress levels would go up and wouldn't come down until I'd end the night but it wasn't to be so. Earlier in the day, one of the inmates (one that has never been much in the way of trouble) was suckerpunched by another, renowned for his irrational fits of uncontrollable temperament. This meant the three hour trip to Shreveport, to the charity hospital, which would prove to be an exercise in lengthy stays. If it's one thing I love about work, it's taking trips. The overtime, being off the compound, the feeling that anything can, and ususally does,'s all great. There's also a sense of irony in it. To know that someone as certainly as insane as I has been entrusted out in the publ
Episode 69: 45 Days, All Expenses Paid
I'm probably not going to be a popular guy after writing this but then again, I don't particularly care. First, let me tell you a bit about where I'm coming from so that you don't misunderstand me. I'm a C.O. by profession (hopefully, not for too much longer) and I'm trained in dealing with people on a professional level. By my training, I'm supposed to be firm, fair and consistent. In my six plus years of working as a C.O., as many reviews as I've gotten, I'd say I've done a damn good job of doing just that. Now, I'm like any of you out there, I'm not a robot. I've had some moments where the professionalism didn't work and, I must admit that sometimes you gotta go outside the book. For example, if one of my guys has never given me a problem and has always been helpful in the dorm where it has been much-needed, I'm apt to grant a concession or two every blue moon. Hey, it's good to have allies sometimes and having a decent source of good information (yep, got some rats) helps ME to
Episode 70: The Sound And The Fury
Music has been the pervasive element in my life. I’ll admit that I’m an addict; a junkie of sorts. I can’t go a full day without hearing something either in beat, by note or chord that makes my senses come alive and strikes something within me, making me come to wretched life. This past week has been an experience for me. I can’t tell you how much music I’ve downloaded. I did that for a myriad of reasons. I’m too broke to afford the physical CDs at the moment. I need some of the music that has been requested and, there are memories that I wish to relive, though I’m still uncertain as to whether or not those memories are really my own. That, however, is another discussion for another time. Getting back to it, music has always been something of a mental and spiritual journey for me. Each sensation of the highest euphoria and every devastating low has been marked in song within my psyche. I’ve howled into the night with Van Halen, roared in anger with Pantera
Episode 71: Attack Of The Killer Coding Ninja Monkeys
So where does this trip end, really? Where does the struggle stop? When is that last final triumph upon which I rest and look out at my view of this great land, eternity and beyond and say, "I've done it and here's a middle finger to all my detractors?" Is it every day when I go to sleep? Is it when I finally do kick it, ages into the New World Order, telling my grandchildren what it was like back when we were free. Will it be when I'm old and barely able to function when I say, "Goddamn kids don't know what being free is like. We rose up and resisted and told them this will not be some glorified prison colony. We sent them from whence they came and stood firm. Now all that's left is you...YOU have to preserve that!" Looking back on the last entry, I often wonder if what I experienced was merely some raucous firing of neurons during electrochemical stimulation of that rather grievous mass of tissue floating around in the nether of my skull. Why does it seem more real when I dream th
Episode 72: A Beautiful Mess
I really do not understand how it happened in the first place. To start, I'd fallen asleep on the couch watching Kung-Fu movies. I woke up watching Kung-Fu movies...and with an overwhelming compulsion to create tie-dye t-shirts. Laugh if you must but I'm not joking. I don't know what came over me. It was like this desire, this urge to just do something that I've never done before. This is what happens when I wake up too early. I suppose I could have turned in, going back to sleep but I couldn't stop myself. I got up, got dressed, got myself together and braved the daylight to make a trip across town to the dollar store. No need to take the bike, I thought, I crave music. I started out the door, my iPod going strong, thinking of the types of designs I wanted to create. I'd consulted a random website on it and thought about what I would need. T-shirts, rubberbands, gloves, and the dye. This, my friends, is evolution...the monkey, the man...and the gun. The shirts were the ultra che
Episode 73: Another Beautiful Mess.
The story of this particular day is all on video. I'm trying to get another video editing program that won't flip out on me (Windows Movie Maker is pissing and moaning about some .dll file having to do with another damn program altogether) and I'll post the video in segments once it's all done. Long story short, I spent 13+ hours making these shirts and enjoyed every second. All the experiments went rather well. Some of these with the large white areas are going to be redipped in another color. As you might be able to tell...I'm having the time of my life with this stuff. Have a look at yesterday's work
Episode 74: I Fought The Lawn And I Won.
I may not be Ghost Rider but I'm tired, pissed off and I'm taking zero shit...savvy? Leave it to me to decide to "take on the heavyweight." Dude on The Couch had a project idea for one weekend where he and I would just haul off all the crap in the house we didn't need. No lie, we'd go from room-to-room finding shit roomies past had left behind that we couldn't salvage for anything useful and pop it all into the back of a truck and haul it off somewhere to dump it. Great idea! We slated it for a weekend and I'd take whatever I could by night if Dude would do whatever he could by day. Of course, I'd help in the interim until he went to sleep once I woke up. Cool. Problem...Work had me doing overtime which left me going to bed late. I ended up waking up late as well. Dude already had everydamnthing out of the back where we were looking to start. I was amazed. Thinking that he'd already hauled all that junk off, I set about honoring my part of it. Well, what I didn't know was that he
Episode 75: Bloggers Under Attack
Let's suppose for just one second that your news only came from one source and one source only. Would they be fair and objective still? Would the news media actually ask us to form our own opinions? Starting with a brief history of the internet here. The Pentagon invented it as a form of communication within the military. By the time we got it, it was believed by our federal government and the military that it would be little more than one huge uber-mall. Yep, it would be one of the biggest bastions of the almighty dollar, another monument to consumerism. That, however, was thwarted when your typical high-school nerds learned the language of the computer and found one simple fact; the possibilities were endless. Soon, there were programs geared towards communication. Email took the place of physically writing letters to your friends in distant places. Instant Messengers took the place of phones. Then came chat rooms...the connections became faster, the MP3 file came about, inform
Episode 76: Another Protester Arrest
From what I saw in the video, the claims of him "aggressively" selling his buttons and "getting in people's faces" were all bogus. He clearly conversed only with those who engaged him in conversation and the only ones "aggressively" doing anything was Louise Hamilton. Check out the video first and the article next and ask yourself if this man really posed a danger in the least to society? The most aggressive sales pitch the man had was to the small crowd gathering around him. He asked them all to check out the rest of the Market for themselves and give the others some business. Still, we're asked to endure hundreds of thousands of pop-up ads on the internet and have our computers clog up with adware and we're made to believe that what sales pitches you heard on the video were aggressive...hmmmmmmmm...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. The actual charges in this case were trespassing because he'd been asked not to return to past markets. Since the market is public and open to such, McConnell
Episode 78: Another Trip Through Time
Lately, I've been through a lot. Lots of overtime at work, contact lenses, the new PSP (Playstation Portable), walking, talking, performing street magic, doing shows, planning shows. Just name it, and I've probably done it since the last few entries. Throughout it all, I've been jostled around like a lone barrel in the trailer of an 18-wheeled Semi on the bumpiest backroad known to earth. I've vanished and reappeared more than David Blaine at a Criss Angel convention. I've had what I'm not sure are nightmares. They seem like images of a life I'm not entirely sure are mine. Leave it to the cosmos to come up with an open door somewhere. An ex-girlfriend reappeared. She and I have been in contact before and, if I needed answers, I figured I would find them there. After procrastinating long enough, and suffering a severe case of insomnia, I decided to go to her parents' house where she had been staying. She'd been helping them paint and we'd spoken about it over the phone between dea
Episode 79: Of Partisan Stances On Non-partisan Issues...
Let's clear the air before I begin this. First, let me start off by saying that I'm not going to lay into one side (and rather mercilessly) without laying into the other. Each and every side will become a target if necessary because I feel it's time to say what many have thought but have never taken the time to say. Second, I'm not going to suffer anyone's negativity. I'm going to say what I have to say and then walk away. If you have negative comments, you'll be ignored...period. I can tolerate differences of opinion and even intense (though not heated) debate but nastiness will harm YOU more than it will ME. That's the bottom line. Third, I'm asking everyone to stand down from arms for just a moment. Just long enough to hear what I have to say and give it consideration. Let it sink in. I've come, not to offer a rant bereft of solutions but a striking portrait of how our common goal means nothing to any of us at present and how it can mean something again and how we can rise abo
Episode 3, The Screaming
ok kids, heres the next and hopefully final episode of the kidney stone saga. after spending a quiet evening friday night, not in too much pain, i finally drift off to sleep. im thinking, ok, this is cool. maybe ill actually rest for a few hours. ummm, no. about 4 am, the blinding pain has returned. not the pain i felt the first day mind you, which was bad enough, but, severe, i want to die pain. my daughter believes i am being tortured by some unseen harry potter curse in my own bed. ugh. so, needless to say, for most of saturday, i spent my time in the bathroom, or curled up in the fetal position. meanwhile, my entire family is now in my house, asking me what they can do, lol. the words "go away" i assume where only audible in my head. now, most normal humans probably would have taken the advice of all the other people in the house and gone to the hospital, but alas, im not most normal humans, lol. in fact, since this is not my first rodeo, i knew what was happening. i could feel the
Episode One
Ok, so here's the story of what's been going on. I know that it's long so I'll post it in shorter episodes. I've been saddled... actually saddled myself with a horror story of a project. ( I do web programming, btw.) I had helped a designer I work with on a proposal back on Memorial Day. And at that time he needed a number for me and I had no idea what the site was even supposed to do... So I said, "Smells like about a 4 week project if I do about 20 hours per week." (I have several other clients that I already do about 30 hours per week, and then there's another 10-20 hours doing the thing I need to do to run a business.) So I said that without any sort of idea what they want, it has the smell of 80 hours. So, so long as we knew which way was up before say middle of July, I could wrap up other projects and have the time for that project. June came and went. July came and went, and there was no word. So at the beginning of August I told two of my current clients that I coul
Episode 2
I worked that week some on that site to get a development environment set up and track down some generic php things to help, but I still needed a lot of information, so mostly was trying to get other things caught up. I couldn't find any other developers to help out though. Then by the end of the week I began to see how half-baked this project was with some major changes made in the techinal architecture of the site on Friday -- not by me, mind you, but a decision between the client and project manager and the company providing the hosting environment and database. Also that weekend my wife was having bad indigestion, and it got very bad Sunday night. So, Monday morning - my birthday, btw, - her mom took her to the ER, and I took the boys to school. Meanwhile, I was building out my own database locally because I couldn't connect to theirs with a remote client. Basically, let's just say that things that should have been done weeks before hadn't been done yet. Also, when I gave
Episode 3
First thing she says when I get up there is "Happy Birthday". We had had plans to go to dinner and then the Rockies that night. We would just have to do it another time. So I am still 32 and have a birthday banked for whenever I want to use it. They are going to take out her gall bladder. That's drastic, you're thinking, but I had read up on the function of the gall bladder before going up there. (You can find just about anything on Wikipedia.) The gall bladder is like the liver's personal storage space for bile. Bile contains enzymes which help you digest food, particularly fats in foods. The liver secretes it and it goes down to you intestines when you need it and goes into the gall bladder when you don't necessarily need it. So the gall bladder concentrates the bile so that it has a nice dose ready for when you chow down that KFC or whatever. Well in some people the gall bladder makes too concentrated a concoction and it crystalizes into gallstones. Smaller ones just
The Epistula Apostolorum Part 1
EPISTLE OF THE APOSTLES The authorities for the text are: (a) a Coptic MS. of the fourth or fifth century at Cairo, mutilated; (b) a complete version in Ethiopic; (c) a leaf of a fifth-century MS. in Latin, palimpsest, at Vienna. The only edition which makes use of all the authorities is C. Schmidt's, 1919. The Ethiopic was previously edited by Guerrier in Patrologia orientalis under the title of Testament of our Lord in Galilee. A notice of the text by Guerrier in the Revue de l'Orient Chretien (1907) enabled me to identify it with the Coptic text, of which Schmidt had given a account to the Berlin Academy. As to the date and character of the book, Sehmidt's verdict is that it was written in Asia Minor about A.D. 160 by an orthodox Catholic. The orthodoxy has been questioned (see a review by G. Bardy in Revue Biblique, 1921). No ancient writer mentions it, and very few traces of its use can be found: the (third ?)-century poet Commodian seems to use it in one place (see 11). The
The Epistula Apostolorum Part 2
20 And when he had said this unto us, we said to him: In all things hast thou had mercy on us and saved us, and hast revealed all things unto us; but yet would we ask of thee somewhat if thou give us leave. And he said unto us: I know that ye pay heed, and that your heart is well-pleased when ye hear me: now concerning that which ye desire, I will speak good words unto you. 21 For verily I say unto you: Like as my Father hath raised me from the dead, so shall ye also rise (in the flesh, Eth.) and be taken up into the highest heaven, unto the place whereof I have told you from the beginning, unto the place which he who sent me hath prepared for you. And so will I accomplish all dispensations (all grace, Eth.), even I who am unbegotten and yet begotten of mankind, who am without flesh and yet have borne flesh : for to that end am I come, that (gap in Copt.: Eth. continues) ye might rise from the dead in your flesh, in the second birth, even a vesture that shall not decay, together with a
Episode 10/15/07
Well, so far, my most favorite ladies on the tv show of The Bachelor have survived all the cuts....I like Sheena and Bettina myself....and yes, the biggest part of why they're my favorite is because they most closely resemble what I'm looking for in my dream girl out of all the other ladies on the show....I like Sheena more than Bettina in one way because Bettina has been married and divorced.... To be honest, I do want to see them in bikinis, in their undergarments and in the nude....but then again, I just have the fascination for seeing more skin on a woman anyways....I'm a virgin myself and have made a promise to God that I would never have sex with a woman unless I was married to her....I have kept that promise for about 13 years now....and the older I get, the stronger my hormones get.... Another thing that I like about Sheena over Bettina is that Bettina's hair looks like it's dyed....what is her natural hair color? is it actually blond?
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Episode 1 The Spa
She got on her knees that morning. Her chest against the bed facing the window that overlooks her perfectly manicured lawn. Her husband groaned in the bed. Not a sensual groan but the type of groan only a man makes when he is somewhere between sleep and consciousness. Sarah looked at him and couldn’t help but realize that she felt nothing. It was 5:00 in the morning on Saturday and she had to go into the office again. She sighed as she got off her knees and slipped into her clothes. Picking up the bra from her nightstand she held it in front of her. It was one of the plain white bra’s she always wears. She looked down and after seeing her panties she smiled; well at least she matched today. It has been so long since she had worn anything else. Well no time for thoughts like that. Sarah pulled her top over her head and stepped into the dark pants waiting for her at the bottom of the bed. After slipping on her shoes she took the stairs two at a time and walked out the door.
Episode 1
The stars shone brightly and the moon bathed the landscape with it's pale glow. Shekky (my Indian midget sidekick) and I left yet another town one step ahead of any angry mob. You would think in these modern times a nun and a pimped out midget would be welcome anywhere. Unfortunately, as we found out, this was not the case in the small unwashed hamlet of Ball Suck Arkansas. Well , truth be told, we were quite welcome by the women of this flyspeck on the map. Even Shekky was getting some play. He grumbled about the fact that she was 67 years old. But the twinkle in his eye when he talked about old widow Smith left no doubt he was not visiting her for her home made okra casserole. Just allow me a moment to clarify a few things. First and foremost although called a nun I am in actuality a large (6'4" 265lbs) heavily tattooed white man. The nun moniker is because I'll never be married and I don't sleep with men. While Shekky, at 2'6" is definitely a midget. We met in his home town o
Episode 2
When the Mayor became aware of Shekky and I crossing his lawn he lurched to face us. The pony seeing an opening pony kicked (yes like a donkey kick but smaller) the cross dressing Mayor in the face. The Mayor's only two teeth and consciousness fled rapidly as the hooves stuck home. Seeing the Mayor laying senseless on the porch , Shekky voiced the same thought leaping in my mind. "We paid the rent before it kicked him" he said as he vaulted the large man and went inside. Leaving me alone with the pony , who looked at me sheepishly and side stepped around the corner and into the night. Half an hour later, my belongings stowed, the mayor headed to the county hospital, and Shekky passed out in the kitchen face first in a bowl of cat food.( I know, but I don't judge) I decided to check out the still and it's contents. As the fog cleared from my brain I became aware of my surroundings. I was four feet up in a garden hedge and the pony was licking my face. (Yes I know just
Episode 3
As I stared open mouthed at the scene before me I noticed something odd about the seven Amish men engaged in a circle jerk around the old butter churn. To a man they all wore a different shade of pastel underwear. That was definitely against the code of the Amish. The label of the Amish butter came to mind with brand new meanings now forever tattooed onto my cerebral cortex. "Every pound of real Amish butter is made with real buttermilk, real cream, a pinch of salt and a little love." I caught sight of the pony and hurried after quickly. Thinking that it might be the most intelligent and lucid occupant of this circus of oddities. As I approached the center of town I saw a swishing tail entering the movie theater. I paid for a ticket (ponies get in free the sign said) and was accosted by a life sized blow up of Ruth Buzzy advertising The Krofft Supershow ( if you don't know I'm not telling ya) marathon. My surprise doubled when the real Buzzy was at the concession counter selling po
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this is a very important message to all young and older people. kristen was a young and smart girl only 15 at the time. she was like every other normal 15 year old girl until one tragic night turned her life around. she made a fatal mistake that nearly took her life away, by getting into a vehicle and drove while under the influience of alcohol on october 26, 2007 kristen went to a party and started drinking. she was only 15 at the time and knew she was to young to drink and drive. she was under the influience of alcohol and under age with out a drivers permit and adult supervision. she was like every other teen who just wanted to have fun and fit in. on this night of October 26, 2007 she was in a serious car accident when her car was flipped over on the side of the road, she suffered massive head injuries that left her mentally unstabled. she was found thrown outside of the vehicle barely alive, she was lucky to have survived a seriou
Episode 6
Hey everyone this is Cloie. I am now not only the director for the "AUAD" (AGAINST UNDERAGE DRINKING) and the "ADA" (AGAINST DRUG ABUSING) with my popular charactor named Kristin. But I am now the head executive manager of the "AUAD" and "ADA" corperation. Why you ask, I will be glad to answer. remember in the 4th episode called "LET DOWN MAKES A TURN AROUND"? when Kristin was caught drinking at her special olimpic celebration all because her sister did not look out for her and was missing when she should of been baby sitting Kristin. Well we found out that Kristin's sister Brenda was hit by a senior citizen and was left mentally unstabled. now they both have a story to tell,and I have been signed over the contract to not only be manager for the AUAD, ADA, but also the "ASCD" (AGAINST SENIOR CITIZEN DRIVERS). We would like to make an exclusive report on Brenda Hughes but she is in physical therapy for the time being. Her therapist Dr.Z
Episode 4
Sorry about the delay in production but Shekky got lost in the land of dust bunnies under the couch again. It took almost a week to fish him out this time As I walked hand and hand with my new voluptuous friend through the seedier section of Ball Suck. (actually the alley behind Jack’s bar) I heard the sound of glass breaking and noticed movement from behind the dumpster. The bedraggled form of Ruth Buzzy emerged wearing a tin foil hat and holding the neck of a broken bottle. “Beat it bitch. I need to talk with the Nun” she told my raven locked cutie. “I’ll wait for you around the corner.” the corn fed beauty said her eyes caressing me as she continued on. “Listen and listen good.” Buzzy began when we were alone in the alley. “You need to get your midget friend and leave right now.” She continued. “If not you’ll be trapped in this town as an undead zombie movie usher forever” She went on to relate a story right out of a low budget “B” movie. It seemed she had stopped in Ba
Episode One: Ninja Cookies
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Episode 42
After over a month of delays due to injury and illness (all on my part). Episode 42 of The Tuesday Afternoon Show is finally online. Episode 42: LIfe, the Universe, and Mariano Rivera (Oh no, not again). After several delays, Scotto and Uncle John finally rent The Heart of Gold and welcome Ruben aboard as they pay tribute to the late, great Douglas Adams. There's also a visit with Randy Looney and and the latest installment of TAS Theater. Featuring musical guest Ministry (yes, The Ministry). Listen to it exclusively at ...
Episode 1
1. I tend to say things that border on obscene just to get a rise out of people. I live in Kansas, the “Jesus Saves” buckle on the Bible Belt, people make themselves easy targets. 2. I love museums. I used to work in one doing cataloging and exhibit design. It was a fun job; I got to handle mummies and put together dinosaurs. 3. I volunteer. Whether it’s putting in a garden at the Boys & Girls Club, at a local blind and low vision agency or for school; I like staying busy and being productive. I’ve been paired with a teenager through Big Brothers Big Sisters for about a year and a half. 4. I don’t understand naked people. The people who post NSFW pictures confuse and, quite honestly, repulse me. I believe that modesty and demureness are far sexier qualities than blatant desperation. I have one “NSFW” picture because some chode marked it that way. 5. I don’t like kids. Let me rephrase that: I don’t like the thought of having children. I don’t see myself as a motherly type.
Episode 2 The Cake Of Cheese And It's Gophery Doom
this is just gonna be my blog where i goof around (in otherwords the voices are returning)Tweak,Tin,Mode,Dice,Spec and yours truely Kage Bushin No Jutsu(just called KBNJ for now.) are back and ready to warp your sainty into madness ask them something if you want or even ask me we are here to show you just how strangely funny a guy can when he has the abilty tomake pointless stuff. without further delay here is the mind of the not so sain me and cast Node: hey my name is know that dose of crazy everyone has but try's to hide...that is what i am KBNJ's looney side wrapped up in a 6 foot tall robot don't worry i'm sure KBNJ'll draw me for you sometime...but i have to ask you something...have you seen my seems to have gone missing.again... KBNJ:Node your arm is trying to play DDR you better get in here before it breaks my controller Tin:Tin here if i could guess what part of the mind i came from it'd probably be the part that keeps his sanity intact I am actually a l
Episode 1
Narrator Wrote: Tonight's Episode of Silent Hill Insanity Theater.... Narrator Wrote: On tonight's episode of Silent Hill Insanity Theater, Yume, D and Kuro decide it's time to put an end to the potty zombie once and for all. Narrator Wrote: Meanwhile on the other side of the Bar, Adene, Wolf and Vivi discuss the impending battle. Narrator Wrote: Moments later, the trio enter the bathroom where the zombie resides, and all hell breaks loose!. Narrator Wrote: The battle over, the trio return upstairs, where Adene asks what happened. Narrator Wrote: Next time, on Silent Hill Insanity Theater, What happens when you feed Kuro after dark? Stay t
Episode 2
Narrator Wrote: On tonight's episode of Silent Hill Insanity Theater, we show you reasons why our band of heroes suspect they should never feed KuroTora after midnight! Narrator Wrote: Our story unfolds one night just after midnight in the bathroom no one ever enters without the intent of killing the potty zombie. Narrator holding his nose Wrote: Later, we find Wolf and Seb going for coffee in the kitchen, when... Narrator Wrote: After a power nap, Kuro goes with Darque and D to the school to search for clues, only to encounter the dreaded Pyramid Head! Narrator Wrote: Finally, after the darkness clears and all appears to be safe, Adene and Rave go for a walk just outside the bar to disc
Episode 3
Narrator Wrote: Today on Silent Hill Insanity Theater.... Oh crikey, this one is just too wierd to narrate! Check it out for yourself! Narrator Wrote: Passion! Shall we give our lives for more coffee?! Narrator Wrote: If you ask me, that's about the ONLY way Wolf can think... Meanwhile, down in the lair of the potty zombie... Narator Wrote: Oh no, poor Maes too?? Narrator Wrote: And the race is on! Narrator Wrote: And the race is on! Next time on Silent Hill Insanity Theater... Oh No!! Dr. Porken Beans again??
Episode 4
Narrator Wrote: Tonight on Silent Hill Insanity Theater. Kaira makes an appearance, but who exactly is this mysterious kitsune? Narrator Wrote: Inside the bar, Kuro and D are enjoying a quiet evening, but that serenity is about to be shattered! Narrator Wrote: Moments later... All hell breaks loose! Narrator Wrote: The team decide to test out Kaira's powers and take her deep into the Midwich Elementary School... Narrator Wrote: A short while later, back at the bar, Adene and Wolf get their first introduction to Kaira. Narrator Wrote: On the next Silent Hill Insanity Theater, shock therapy for everyone!
Episode 5
Narrator Wrote: On today's episode of Silent Hill Insanity Theater, all is not as it should be among our cast of heroes. Zap! Electroshock Therapy for everyone! Narrator Wrote: Adene and Wolf discuss their feelings while a confused D stands by. Narrator Wrote: Meanwhile, out in the main tavern hall, the dreaded Doctor Porken Beans makes an appearance to take on Vivi and Rave. Narrator Wrote: Kuro and Darque attempt to show the newest addition, Kaira the ropes on the streets of Silent Hill. Narrator Wrote: Back at the bar, Kuro introduces Kaira to the vile Potty Zombie residing in the bathroom. Narrator Wrote: STAY TUNED FOR ANOTHER MIND BOGG
Episode 6
Narrator Wrote: Today's episode finds our heroes dealing with their worst nightmares in, Deception! Will the real pyramid head please stand up? Narrator Wrote: Our story opens as the dreaded pyramid head stalks the street of the ghost town, searching for souls to take. Narrator Wrote: The micro pyramid breaks into the bar and the call to action goes out! Kuro and Darque arrive on the scene to break up a future alliance between the micro pyramid and the potty zombie. Narrator Wrote: Later, Adene, Rave and Wolf encounter the evil little beast, known as the micro pyramid inside the school. Narrator Wrote: Shortly after, micro pyramid disappears in a puff of smoke and a maniacal laugh, our h
Episode 7
Narrator Wrote: Today, on Silent Hill Insanity Theater, Wolf falls under the dire spell of the nightmare realm! Narrator Wrote: Wolf goes with Darque to explore the streets near the bar, when an evil curse takes him over. Narrator Wrote: Later inside the bar, a commotion breaks out in the potty zombie's bathroom. Adene rushes to the scene to find Wolf locked in battle with it. Narrator Wrote: All is quiet for a while in the bar. D has a question for Wolf, but can't find him anywhere and asks Vivi for help. Narrator Wrote: The hellish night over, Wolf meets up with Adene and explains the odd 'dream' he'd had. Narrator Wrote: On the next
Episode 8
Narrator Wrote: Tonight on Silent Hill Insanity Theater, a new menace threatens our heroes in their tavern fortress in Sushi! Squidhead Attacks! Narrator Wrote: All is quiet in the bar as Vivi and Yume talk amongst themselves in the kitchen over coffee. Narrator Wrote: Meanwhile, Adene awakens and enters the main tavern room to be greeted by the new menace. Narrator Wrote: Insulted, and feeling less threatening, Squidhead moves on to the next area to encounter Darque, who's brusque manner catches him complete;y by surprise. Narrator Wrote: Finally feeling defeated, dejected and left to devise a better plot, Squidhead leaves the bar, only to encounter the ferocious Wolf.
Episode 9
Narrator Wrote: Today on Popup Xiaolin Showdown.... WHAT?!? Is this right?! Narrator Wrote: D and Kuro go off to find the church and see what evil is being forced upon the people. Narrator Wrote: Meanwhile in another part of town, the potty zombie makes a break for it. Narrator Wrote: Things get crazy in the kitchen as Wolf and Adene realize there's only one cup of coffee left in the pot. Narrator Wrote: Kuro and Maes give an ultimatum to the potty zombie after they wrestle him back into his bathroom prison. Narrator Wrote: It's good to know everything is under control, and once again the day is saved! Thanks to The Powerpuff girls! Oh hell, w
Episode 77
Last night was a blast of a show. Only the third live show ever on the Hellcast Radio Network, we had a blast as my cohost was Nightshade last night. The rounds were flying cuz 15 mins into the show, we were all 100% buzzed, lol. The Emotes were discovered by Mamma Helle, and then the whole room got into the act. Nightshade and Mchgn started carrying the show to the gay side, and then you could tell the beer was flowing free. There were 6 in the chatroom and they all had a good time. Then, on cam, but not in the room, Strega was doing dirty deeds with sex toys for the hosts of the show. By the End, the hosts were smashed and then the religious wisdom came. Then our aftershow covered another 2 hrs, and we brought 5 onto the phone lines with a surprise caller we havent heard in about 4 weeks. This Lounge is coming along slowly, and if we can ever get a good base of listeners, we will be rocking.We covered Dumb Laws of Virginia, Top 10 way to know your cheap, Our King of the Hill, Slackne
Episode 80- Redlars Bday Bash
This show started like so many before it, with technical difficulties, lol. Myself and one listener were able to type, while others could not hear but type. Once I finally got fixed that problem, about 10 mins later, we finally got the show rolling. The first show of the year, had alot of new things, new bits, a new intro, and best of all, new guests. We covered Dumb Laws of Sweden, Top 10 signs the Anti-Christ is a vegetarian, Red's 3 favorite songs, Redlars good deed of the week, Drink of the week, our King of the Hill, movie review of Benjamin Button, Hellcast Trivia, our sextalk with the girls from TMI, our Mad Lib- The Drunkest I Ever Got, Fractured Fairy Tale- Lord Redlar, Country of the week- Czech Republic, Slackney's Wisdom, On this day in history, our Presidential Address, Comic of the week- Lavell Crawford, 60 second science and so much more on the Aftershow... Each and every show is always so much fun, especially when the listeners get involved. To me, thats what it
Episode 81- A Hellcast Full House
This is the first full hosted show we have had in forever, lol. Everyone loved the intro, as I was hoping they would. The room started kinda good, we had 9, but quickly fell off, and we are not welcoming new listeners in as often, but the ones that do come, stay the entire show, and thats what we love. I thought that 3 hosts was really good, but with Mamma Helle in the room, but micless, she still seemed to get her words in, lol. We had some announcements, Nightshade covered the news. We did Dumb Laws of Thailand, Top 10 Things you'll NEVER hear a wife say, our musical year in review was 1992. Hellermoon stumbled through our Drink of the week, a Deer Killer... Nightshade started his new bit, his weekly haunt. Redlars good deed of the week covered some eye make-up remover, and then we had our King of the Hill, featuring Nickelback and Britney Spears. There was no rant for the week, for the first time in ages. Our movie review from the guys at, then the most popular
Episode 82- The Teeth Shattering Movement
Last night, was our biggest fubar audience to date. During the announcements we mention that Hellermoon landed a job, my coaching status, and the temperature of late. Nightshade was next up with our Hellcast news. Then was our Dumb Laws of Israel followed by our Top 10 Things you can learn about sex by watching the Olympics. Our musical year in review is 2004, but for our first break, we played "Eternal Flame", dedicated to Nightshade from an anonymous source. Next, Nightshade did his weekly haunt- Franklin Castle in Cleveland, Ohio. Redlar's Good Deed of the Week was next, about the peanut butter recall. Then our King of the Hill was next, featuring Nickelback and Hinder going at it. did our movie review about Paul Blart Mall Cop, just before your Hellcast Trivia #3. More details about the trivia in its own blog post. Next up was TMI's sextalk, followed by our Mad Lib- Job Opening, leading into our Fractured Fairy Tale- The Crusade Begins. Country of the week was Seychelle
Episode 83- Noobies Are The Show Nuggett
WOW! Was last night fun! As the title of the show states, Its the most new people we have had in any show at one time. Hellermoon was very late entering as his new job kept him late. But becuz his computer was in the babies room, he could not jump into the show. Nightshade led us off with some Hellcast News. Then I followed it up with the LAST segment of Dumb Laws from around the world. Then our top 10 Grocery store pick up lines that was funny, but should have been inverted most likely, lol. Our musical year in review is 1974, featuring Ray Stevens, Carly Simon, Elton John and BTO. Nightshade's weekly haunt this week was the Birdcage Theater in Arizona, followed by Redlar's Good Deed of the week. Next up was King of the Hill, featuring Nickelback and David Cook. There was no rant for the 2nd week in a row, and the same is to be said about, so I once again had to play the crew for our moview review. Our Video Game Live was cancelled becuz TWillis' woman
Episode 84- Friday Night Delight
Well, this was the first ever Friday show and it really turned out to be ok. It was a light show becuz we had no beer, but we survived. It was still fun as we did all the bits as usual, but realized we cannot read Slackney's wisdom sober, its just not right, lol. With 13 ppl staying the whole show, I was very happy as usual. Hopefully next Friday will be another smash...
Episode 88- Valentines Gone Wrong
Ok, it just isnt a saturday night without some kind of technical difficulties. Hellermoon is MIA again, and Nightshade was late. So Mamma Helle donned the cochair and didn't do a bad job. We covered our pool league, Best of the Beast, our Top 10 pickup lines used on a city bus, our Drink of the week- Iceberg in a radioactive water, our Haunt of the week, King of the Hill, Good deed of the week, movie review of pink panther2, Hellcast Trivia #9, Sextalk with TMI, Mad Lib- A Man of Many Things, Fractured Fairy Tale #9, Country of the week- Suriname, On this day in history, Presidential Weekly Address, Comic of the Week- Christopher Titus, and 60 second science. Our Drink of the Week- Iceberg in Radioactive Water 3 oz Midori melon liquer 1 oz Malibu coconut liquer 1 oz Banana liquer 6-8 oz Pineapple Juice 1 scoop vanilla ice cream Place them all in a glass, and finish off with the ice cream
Episode 313
What gives these days with relationships? I have been so overly terrified of even trying anymore I don't know if I am capable. Dating world is one filled with more mysteries and rules than anyone can use or follow. I think I am really going to start my book on dating post divorce from a humor view point. Everything that I have experienced in the last few years has definitly sparked some humor - possilby even stand up worthy!! First attempt with blogging, I shall see if it is anything worth continuing.
Episode 89- Thursday Thunder W/ A Twist
Our first ever Thursday show, which was a short, two hour event, lol. We covered most of what the show normally has, starting with our pool league update, our Top 10 Things you will never say a 2nd time, Best of the Beast, Drink of the week- Lesbian Love, our Haunt of the week w/ Nightshade, our King of the Hill, where Def Leppard reigns supreme, Redlars good deed of the week, Hellcast Trivia #10, classic sextalk, mad lib- be kind, a repeat of Fractured Fairy Tale, Country of the week- South Ossetia, Tech Talk, On this day, Comic of the week- Billy Connolly, and 60 second science. Our musical year in review was 1964. For a Thursday, we still had 17 in the chatroom, how awesome is that? Drink of the Week- Lesbian Love 1 oz Amaretto Almond liquer 1 oz Cusenier Freezomint creme de menthe 1 oz Amarula cream liquer 1 oz Cointreau orange liquer Layer in above order into 2 shotglasses and serve I love the participation of all the listeners that enter the room.
Episode 90- Friday Night Free For All
Another good show, even though we had problems with the 2nd headset and no one could hear Mamma Helle. For Friday, we had another large audience of over 20 in the chatroom. We covered our Hellcast News, our pool league update, Top 10 things you'd never see on a normal day, Best of the Beast, Drink of the week- Toxic Lemonade, Haunt of the week, King of the Hill- Def Leppard, Redlars good deed of the week, Hellcast Trivia #11, classic Sextalk, The Movie Review, Mad Lib- Fortune Cookie, Fractured Fairy Tale- Tales of Redlar 10, Country of the week- Central African Republic, Slackney's Wisdom (sober), On this day, Comic of the week- Bill Cosby, and 60 second science and 60 second Psych. Drink of the Week- Toxic Lemonade 1 1/2 oz 1800 Tequila 1 1/2 oz Sweetened Lime Juice 4 1/2 oz Sprite Just start with ice, then add the tequila, juice and sprite, mix and serve. I'm working on trying to get our mad lib embedded into here with all the appropriate words you ppl like using.. so
Episode 91- Saturday Night Fever
Last Night was a great big fucking blow out of a show! lol.. Granted, the aftershow had hightlights that crossed lines for a couple people, but as i say all the time, DISCLAIMER.... We covered the full array of topics for the show last night: Hellcast News w/ Nightshade Pool League update Top 8 simple rules for dating my slutty daughters Best of the Beast Drink of the week- Chocolate Ravage Haunt of the week King of the Hill- Def Leppard, Linkin Park, Nelly Furtado Rant of the week Hellcast Trivia #12 Classic Sextalk Mad Lib- Summer Vaction The Movie Review- Semi Pro Fractured Fairy Tale- Tales of Redlar 11 Country of the week- Tokelau Slackney's Wisdom Tech Talk On this day Comic of the week- George Carlin 60 second science 60 second psych our musical year in review was 1981, featuring Kool and the Gang, Devo, Oakridge Boys and Queen Drink of the week- Chocolate Ravage 16 oz Vodka 1 1/2 oz Captain Morgan Original spiced rum 1 1/2 oz Captain Morga
Episode 92- Cohost Unawareness Night
It wasn't the biggest crowd tonight, but a fun one none-the-less. Hellermoon said he was showing up for just a bit, but then ended up staying the whole show in just the chatroom. Nightshade let me know just minutes before the show he was exhausted and could not make it either. So luckily, Mamma Helle was here to help us out tonite. But tonite we covered our pool league, our Top 15 Star Wars Euphemisms for Masturbation, our Drink of the week- Caribou Lou, King of the Hill- featuring Def Leppard, Whitesnake and Joan Jett. Rant of the week was by Big Daddy, Hellcast Trivia #13, Classic Sextalk, our Mad Lib- Sick Note, Movie Review- Street Fighter, Fractured Fairy Tale, Country of the week- Christmas Island, On this day in history, Comic of the week- Lavell Crawford and 60 second science. No beer and a light show of just over 2 hours tonite. The aftershow was not broadcast and did not last long at all. Drink of the week- Caribou Lou 1 1/2 parts 151 proof rum 1 part Malibu rum 5 pa
Episode 93- The Best Show Never Recorded
This show rocked! We had everyone of the hosts on the show, and I started intros for the lounge Officers. We started it off with: Hellcast News Pool League update Top 10- Internet Commandments Redlars Good Deed of the week Best of the Beast Drink of the week- Flaming Cock Smack Haunt of the week King of the Hill- Joan Jett, Kid Rock, Men at Work Rant of the week- Nightshade's Hellcast Trivia #14 Sextalk with Sexyshelly Mad LIb- Drivers Manual Fractured Fairy Tale Country of the week- Peru Slackney's Wisdom- Presidential Address Comic of the week- Larry the Cable Guy On this day in history- 60 second science- 60 second psych- The major problem here is that somewhere after i started comic of the week, there was an error in the stream, and then it recovered, but the way i had saved it, it started recording right over the file. So I am a very pissed off man. This was easily one of the best shows we have ever had and we hope to be able to maintain the greatness for
Episode 94- Closing In On Immortality
Well, the show started out just a bit slow, as everyone kinda trickled into the show. It was another show without Hellermoon, even though he was in the chatroom. We topped out at 17 in chat tonight which is a good number. We covered such things as: Hellcast News w/ Nightshade Pool League update Top 15- Businesses Jesus would patronize Redlar's Good Deed of the week Drink of the week- Canadian Salad Haunt of the week- w/ Nightshade King of the Hill- Kid Rock, B52's, and Bon Jovi Rant of the week- Verizon Customer Service Hellcast Trivia #15 Sextalk w/ Shelly- Spitroast Mad Lib- My Dream Man Movie Review of Madea goes to jail Fractured Fairy Tale Country of the week- Komi On this day in history Comic of the week- Bill Hicks 60 second science- We Like a winning face The show lasted just over 2 1/2 hrs, which is actually long for a Friday show, but good stuff. OMG, then the Aftershow started and jesus, you did not want to miss this. OP_free joined us via his satellit
Episode 95- The Ego Knows No End
The audience was slow to enter on this night, but a good turnout in the end. No Hellermoon as he was called into work. Nightshade was there, but not at his best. I had to delay in my drinking as I did not have many, and was waiting until after trivia to get started. Once trivia was done though, I made the state of drunk in a matter of mere minutes. We covered: Hellcast News w/ Nightshade Pool League update Top 10- Miracles Not Mentioned In The Bible Good Deed of the week Drink of the week- Intimate Encounter Haunt of the week King of the Hill- Kid Rock, Creed, and Fuel Hellcast Trivia #16 Sextalk Mad Lib- Roast Goose w/ Apple Stuffing Movie Review- The Watchmen Fractured Fairy Tale Country of the week- Switzerland Slackney's Wisdom On this day in history Comic of the week- Arvin Mitchell 60 second science 60 second psych Once again OP led our aftershow with his zany rendition of being hit on, once his pc problems were eliminated. Nightshade cut out a bit early t
Episode 96- Sunday Isn't So Special
This show was a complete surprise. I woke up on sunday morning, and doing a recount realized I would not make ep100 on apr 4th unless I did one more impromptu show. Early afternoon, with only 4 total logged in listeners, here is what I covered, alone, lol: Hellcast news Pool league update Top 10- signs your roommate is stuck in the 80's Drink of the week- The Salty Walter KOH- replay of ep 95 Sextalk with TMI Movie Review- The Watchmen by Mad Lib- The New Day On this day in history 60 second science Country of the week- North Korea Rant- Big Daddy Comic of the week- Marsha Warfield There was no trivia, for lack of people, and the show itself went really quick, we barely filled an hour and 20 mins. Now we are back on track, so make sure to check us out ONLY on saturdays from now on.... Until next week....
Episode 97- Everyone Is A Punk
The first thing you notice about this show is the normal cohosts are missing. So, stepping up to the mic and strapping themselves into the deadliest co-host chair on internet radio, is Punkette. Nightshade has relinquished his duties as co-host to pursue other endeavors. Hellermoon has not been seen in over a week. So good thing I have a backup plan. Here is what was covered: Hellcast News w/ Punk Pool League update Top 10- Pick up lines used by Myspace Pervs Hellcast Trivia #17 Movie Review- Slumdog Millionaire Good Deed of the week Rant- Mchgn King of the Hill- Kid Rock, Billy Idol and Thrice Drink of the week- Taiwan Duck Fart Mad Lib- gilligans Island Theme Fractured Fairy Tale- Tales of Redlar 16 Country of the week- Iraq Sextalk w/ TMI Slackney's Wisdom On this day in history Presidential Weekly Address 60 second science 60 second psych Drink of the week- Taiwan Duck Fart 1/3 oz Segrams 7 Whiskey 1/3 oz Kahlua coffee liquer 1/3 oz Baileys Irish Cream
3/16/09 Episode 1: Sam Finds His Mom
After 30 years of not knowing my mom due to family contraversy, I finally tracked her down. Ironically through a cousin who found ME through Facebook. There is some good that can come out of social networking sites eh? So now...I have to find a way to Mexico, where it seems she is. Apparently, due to her illness, she doesn't remember anything about me, my father, the marraige....nothing from that point in our lives. From what I can understand, she can only communicate through writing. Though this is the happiest of occasions, it is still the saddest, scariest, angering, and most difficult as well. So this is the pilot blog. Of course it's not gonna be the best bite me.... Cheers to all my friends and loved ones....and to my little dog too.
Episode 98- Boiling Under Pressure
With one of the smallest crowds that we have had since coming to fubar, we sounded prolly our best yet. Punkette felt more comfortable behind the mic and all went well. Here is what we covered in the show: Hellcast News w/ Punkette Pool League Update Top 15- Tourism Slogans for Nakedtown Hellcast Trivia #18 Movie Review- I love you man Drink of the week- Red Headed Slut Redlars Good Deed of the week King of the Hill- Billy Idol, 6am, Sponge Sextalk w/ TMI Mad Lib- I shot the sheriff Fractured Fairy Tale- Tales of Redlar 17 Country of the week- Poland Slackney's Wisdom On this day in History w/ Punkette 60 second Science and Psych Comic of the week- Tim Allen Drink of the Week- Red Headed Slut 1 oz peach schnapps 1 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur cranberry juice Chill and serve Mad Lib- I shot the Sheriff I shot the Mortician, but I did not shoot the Bible Thumper. I shot the Mortician, but I did not shoot the Bible Thumper. All arou
Episode 99- Reality Has Counted Down
With a big audience to start, We celebrated the birth of the "Blossom", Mchgn's baby on tuesday, Peanutgirl's 13th bday on the 30th, our new myspace page, which is at, the hellcast awards page, at with special background artist Lil' Beelzebub once again. Here is what we covered: Hellcast News w/ Punkette Pool League update Top 10- Important questions to ask at a job interview Hellcast Trivia #19 Movie review- Monsters vs Aliens Drink of the week- Sex on Acid Redlars Good Deed Rant of the week King of the Hill- Sponge, Fallout Boy, Fray Sextalk w/ TMI Mad Lib- A day in the life of a college student Fractured Fairy Tale- Tales of Redlar 18 Country of the week- Lesotho Slackney's Wisdom On this day in history Presidential weekly address Comic of the week- Tim Allen pt2 60 second science- School in a snap 60 second earth- coal to liquid fuel Drink of the week- Sex on Acid 1 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur 1/2
Episode 100- Two Years Totally Tantalized
Ok, can you believe it! This was the biggest, longest and most drunk show on record. For the first time, we were broadcasting in multiple lounges and over 80 people in all chat rooms combined.  I want to acknowledge Club Fantasia's lounge for letting us broadcast their also. Kerry, the lounge owner, has been very willing to bend all her rules for us to do our thing, our way.  Redlar and OP were drunk beyond what is normal for any human being. Redlar, OP and Mchgn's Dad popped in and we were very honored to have him for what time he was there, I hope he is proud of his boys.   In this huge episode, was our sole sponsor, and we gave away 2 kits on the show, Xanrose won both music mix contests. Here is the list of topics we discussed during this 4 hr and 45 min show:   Hellcast News w/ Punkette muic mix 1 Pool league update Tales of Redlar 19 Top 15 pick up lines used in Las Vegas Hellcast Trivia 20 Movie Review- Fast and Furious Dumb Laws- Michigan Redlars Goo
Episode 101- Unexpected New Blood And A Twist
This is the first episode in year 3, and boy was it a doosy! Because of an unexpected twist, Redlar had to do a Friday night show to spend the weekend with Lil Beelzebub turning 7. So at the last minute, Redlar found new blood by roping in his newest co-host to the show, Mr. OP_free. Also joining the fray was Puurfect and Xanrose. Finally, my brother on air with me. We had cam issues most the night, that Kerry from Fantasia worked on and fixed, thanx for that. We topped out at a new high on the show, 23 logged in chatters to our lounge. Here is what we covered: Pool League update Top 12- Things uttered by Yoda while making love Hellcast Trivia #21 Movie Review- Adventureland Dumb Laws of Ohio Redlars Good Deed Sextalk w/ TMI King of the Hill- TI & JT, Timbaland, Pussycat dolls Drink of the week- Blue Motorcycle Mad Lib- The one with the Jellyfish Country of the week- Chile Best of Beast- pool party Slackney's Wisdom On this day in history Comic of the week- Gabriel Iglas
Episode 102- The Half Baked Condom Experience
Last night was an interesting night. With a slow crowd in our lounge and huge numbers in fantasia, we proceeded without Hellermoon once again. Major baked problems on Punkette's end last night as she fell asleep laying in the sun 2 days prior, so jumpin in when needed last night was Spazz AKA Tor from fantasia who looked like a condom with his hat on. Changed the intro accordingly and of course Mch and OP lose internet deep within the woods of redneck Tennessee. But, here is what we covered anyway: Hellcast News Top 15 Famous quotes from Redneck movies Hellcast Trivia #22 Movie review- 17 Again Redlars good deed Sextalk w/ TMI & SexyShelly King of the Hill- Timbaland, Pink, Shinedown Drink of the week- Big Bad Voodoo Cooler Dumb Laws- Florida Mad Lib- White and Nerdy (Weird Al) Fractured Fairy Tale Country of the week- Luxembourg Best of Beast- Job Interview Slackney's Wisdom On this day in history Presidential Weekly Address Comic of the week- Russell Peters 60 secon
Episode 103- A Hellcast Holiday
Last night was as crazy as ever, as Mch had connection problems, OP was way past drunk and there was a Bitch sighting! Yes, Nightshade made a return to the show and everything was ok till he went off the deep end and told Redlar to 'FUCK OFF ASSHOLE". So then i treated him as the female dog in heat that he was acting like. OP claims to have only had 4 beers all night, in his purple Bud Light cans and all, and has taken on new responsibilities in the show, as Deacon OP. This Hellcast Holiday is a week long celebration in honor of MCH, who has coined the term "Stab a ho in the face". So this week is "Stab a ho in the face week" on Hellcast Radio, and with such, we have found a show mascot, Hellena. As promised, she now has her own facebook page, just search Hellena Jane Hellcast and you will find her. More exciting photos of her life will soon be coming. Redlar, Mch, and Punkette were not drinking so Mamma Helle and OP took up the slack. Here is what we covered in the show: Hellcast New
Episode 104- The Expansion Pack 3.0
Last nights show was another huge success as "the expansion pack" involved the addition of a new affiliate to the show, we welcome in the Fire & Ice lounge of listeners. So our numbers are increasing every show, which is the plan. So, the beginning was crazy as fuck as we had to WELCOME them all in with Lil Beelzebub chiming away. I've noticed that when i go into and broadcast in other lounges, their "rules" are relaxed for my show. That is a good thing, otherwise it would piss off the Anti-Christ. Here is what was covered on last night's big ass show. Hellcast News w/ Punkette Top 15 Differences between a chicken's neck and a penis Hellcast Trivia #24 Movie Review- XMen Origins- Wolverine Redlars Good Deed of the week Rant- swine flu Sextalk w/ Shelly- The Octopus King of the Hill- Shinedown, Jamie Foxx, Litany for the Departed Drink of the week- Spocks Mind Meld Mojito Dumb Laws- Colorado Mad Lib- My Evil Plan to Take Over The World Tales of Redlar 23 Country of the week
Episode 105- The Canadian Invasion
We had a huge crowd tonight and loved every minute of it. With Hellermoon still M.I.A., and Punkette taking a family personal day, that left Red short-handed again. So, with his super ability to wrangle in new co-hosts with the graceful stroke of his keyboard, he imported into the show its first foreign co-host, Kerry. She is Club Fantasia's owner, a Jack-of-all-trades so to speak, and now throwing her hat into the broadcast ring. Showing signs of nervousness, she plowed through the beginning until she finally felt ok. We had to drop one lounge due to its deletion from fubar, signed another lounge up, Alleyway Radio, and had our player in another lounge of Open Range. The lounges were unusually quiet, most likely because of the holiday, but nonetheless we had fun. Here is what was covered in last night's show:Announcements- Trivia in one lounge, Bday shouts to Serenity and MchgnHellcast News w/ KerryTop 15 Christian Coalition-Approved nicknmes for breastsHellcast Trivia #25Movie Review
The condition whereby the urethra opens up on the upper surface of the penis instead of extending through the center to the tip of the penis.
Episode 200
Last night, I hosted my 200th episode. I was stoked for sure! The lineup was huge, and I brought back many segments of the show that have been dormant for a long time. Here is a list of the lineup:   Bam Disclaimer Child Support Countdown Redneck Medical Terms Hellcast News Ask OP Hellcast Feud Beast Drink of the Week Frenching with Ferfer Redlar's Good Deed Tales of Redlar Hellcast Trivia 60 second block Slackney's Wisdom Prison time King of the Hill Mad Lib Cam Scavengers Mike the Dealer Country of the week Sextalk Bro Code Actor Factor Comic of the Week Top 10 Dumb Laws   We also incurred many server issues and Op struggled with a surprise by his wife. 
Episode 1
WHEN LIFE THROWS YOU A CURVEBALL As we all know life can be crazy, but you can't tell me that all that craziness doesn't make life the more worth while. I want to tell you a story about my crush and the curveball destiny threw me. It was a gorgeous summer day and I was at work by my lonesome thinking of my one and only true love.... lets call him Dante. It was about 12:30pm and i was on my second to last room for the day as i was bringing the laundry out of the room I saw him the beautiful Dante that flirted with me everytime I went to the bar. He was leaving a double room and went to his car and left. I was saddened that I didn't get to flirt with him a little. So I go back in the room i'm workin in to finish cleaning after about 15 minutes I leave the room to move on to the next and I see another gentleman leave the room Dante left from... Hmm I think to myself that's a little odd I push the thought a side and enter the room. I looks untouched no bathroom linen is used onl
Episode 2
CUZ WE LYKE 2 PARTY! Life can be so crazy at times but that's what makes it worth liviing all the unexpected twists and turns :). So it was another busy day at work and what was about to happen i was soooo not ready for. It was my first room of the day and that sucker was TRASHED! Someone had a party in this room.... A party i wasn't ready for!!!!! When I walked into this room it stunk to high heaven like alcohol and ass! I was totally disgusted. There was enough beer bottles on the floor to swim in! So i grab a bag and start throwing stuff in (yes my hands are gloved I DONT PLAY). As i make my way deeper in the room i start to notice how much PORN was on the floor. Asian Tranny's 3, Asian D*** girls 2, Anal Asian Fantasies, and many more. I think to myself.... wow good luck with that. I finish picking up the floor and go to the bathroom. OMG you don't wanna know how gross that was and i don't want to remember it either. so i finish the bathroom completely disgusted and go to the
Episode 217
Well, Saturday was interesting indeed. I broke in TWO new cohosts, taking my total to 29 over the life of my show. It was like a reunion with many veteran listeners stopping in for the first time in months or even years. Voice from Constant Motion Radio stopped in and spoke his peace a little. I think he hurt himself. My new cohosts, Blaze and Shady, show regulars, stepped into a whole new world and not sure what to expect. Both had tech issues but later ironed them out. Time will only tell if they return and step up with more than just "WOOOOOOW" lol. Blaze defended his Actor Factor title, and notched another Feud victory, while Redlar left the audience hanging on Trivia as he was bombed. Tales of Redlar introduced a few new characters of Bree, Shady and BnG. OP and Tink did show up after their party but just hung out. Redlar did finish the show but struggled near the end. With only a few shows left in the year, Tune in on Saturdays starting at 9pm EST to find out how the year and wor
Episode 219
Last Saturday, was the first show in a very long time where I did not drink any alcohol. I did not think I was very funny or entertaining, not in the least bit. Surprisingly though, I was told by many that it was one of my best shows. Granted, when I don't drink, we make it through all of my material that I have planned. We even did it within 5 hrs. So how do I drink, but still feel funny and not get to the point to where I wanna pass out? I love what I do as I'm gearing up for year six of my show. Actually, it would be 6 years in the books and working on year 7. 
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Ever wonder why? What it's like to die? All I wanted was to laugh... with you, All I wanted was to love... with you, It's a sick world out there, Better run and hide! Watch the 'gear shifter' and the body, Six speeds and his body hits the floor. Just wanted a song and a pyre, "You won't get it! Toss the body in the ditch!" Stick a shovel in my throat, "Here's your epitaph: You're a worthless sonofabitch!" Ever wonder why? What's it like to die? I wanted to hold on... with you. I wanted to sleep... with you. Have you got it in you to gloat? "Why am I muddy?" "Get back in that ditch!" Stuck a shovel in my throat. "Here's your epitaph: You're a worthless sonofabitch!" Ever wonder why? What's it like to die? Just wanted to laugh... with you. Just wanted to love... with you. Just some music and a fire, I'll never get it. Here's what's for me: "Toss him in the ditch..." Drive that shovel in my throat. "Here's your epitap
The Epitome Of The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Yesterday was truly the epitome of the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. Well, at least as far as my car was concerned. First, the battery connection came loose...AGAIN. Luckily, Mom's boyfriend is a mechanic, and he came to the library to help me after I called Mom in a hysterical panic. Got that fixed, and then on the way home, I noticed a deer on the side of the road. I slowed down, but since the one on the roadside had my attention, I didn't see the one directly in front of my hood. I swerved to miss it, forgetting that you can't really do that in something as top-heavy as a Grand Cherokee, and nearly rolled Tank over. Needless to say, I was shaking for over an hour after that. Aside from that, I'm very frustrated with my painting as of late. I've been working on figures, but I'm annoyed at my lack of skill. I can paint the torsos almost perfectly, and I can nearly always nail the limbs. But the heads and faces continue to thwart me. I shan't give up, though.
Epitaph By Kirlian Camera
The wall on which the prophets wrote Is cracking at the seams. Upon the instruments of death The sunlight brightly gleams. When every man is torn apart With nightmares and with dreams, Will no one lay the laurel wreath As silence drowns the screams. Confusion will be my epitaph. As I crawl a cracked and broken path If we make it we can all sit back and laugh. But I fear tomorrow I'll be crying. Yes I fear tomorrow I'll be crying. Between the iron gates of fate, The seeds of time were sown, And watered by the deeds of those Who know and who are known; Knowledge is a deadly friend When no one sets the rules. The fate of all mankind I see Is in the hands of fools. Confusion will be my epitaph. As I crawl a cracked and broken path If we make it we can all sit back and laugh. But I fear tomorrow I'll be crying. Yes I fear tomorrow I'll be crying. I am listening to this song and I'm weeping today...
Epitaph For The Dead
Death is a way of teaching Metiphoricly speaking You decay with rot and stench Waste away in your cell with no vent On pillows of satin you lay While on your face maggots play Your funeral pyre all burnt out Amist those who cast doubt Your life has no more breath In this awful eternity no burden is left on your chest. KLINZ 8/18/99
The wall on which the prophets wrote Is cracking at the seams. Upon the instruments of death The sunlight brightly gleams. When every man is torn apart With nightmares and with dreams, Will no one lay the laurel wreath As silence drowns the screams. Between the iron gates of fate, The seeds of time were sown, And watered by the deeds of those Who know and who are known; Knowledge is a deadly friend When no one sets the rules. The fate of all mankind I see Is in the hands of fools. Confusion will be my epitaph. As I crawl a cracked and broken path If we make it we can all sit back and laugh. But I fear tomorrow I'll be crying, Yes I fear tomorrow I'll be crying.
60-epitaph For A Fool
Sorry about your heart Guess i was just born this way Some of us were born without a heart The rest live on in the light of day Yes you were right to hate me You were right to cut me like you did As much as you try you could never make me Expose all those scars that i keep hid I know i ruined every one of your good days I know i butchered everything that you loved See the blood on my hands stained a hundred different ways No sense in washing what won't come off Don't worry about me the pain is gone forever now Six feet under staring into a starless black night Roses on my chest..pennies on my bow Nothing but numb from the toes up...shut off my mind Words like daggers pulling from my soul Can you forgive what I can never forget Keep my things...I'll set myself on fire Here's the ring...its broken like my neck Feeling the flow free from the inside out Maybe in a thousand years I can learn to walk again Your curse on me hangs heavy without a doubt Skin
The Epitome Of Cluelessness
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Hope you guys like this one, I wrote this like a song so if you are good with notes, hook a brotha up!! Epithet by Greg B bang bang my head exploded i did not know the gun was loaded how can you say the things you do knowing that you love me so so you sit there lookin like a rook on a board and all i was to you was a pawn to be ignored thrown to the bishop you left me behind wishing these games would make me blind through it all i continued to grow bet that hurts most you oughtta know building towards something that will not be held back this is my journey and for me thats a fact try to deny yourself you wont go far living the lie like a drunk at a bar suck it down such a jagged lil pill one last wish, this is my will
The Epitome Of A Woman
The Epitome Of A Woman..........Lately I’ve been having This sinking feeling Buried in the pit of me How can my flesh withstand It’s eating me alive literally Everyday I see God’s brilliance He should have kept her For his own auxiliary She broke the laws of beauty She’s the epitome Her movement is like a symphony Her sweet whispers features me If she wanted it My soul, my flesh, my heart I would give her each of me Spoken word from her Is like hearing a preacher speak A work of art But could she picture me Canvassed inside her imagery
Here lies Walter Dudley. He found out too late, Dobermans aren't cuddly. Here lies Bill Boller He got ran over by A steam roller (This tombstone is very tall and narrow) Lizzy Bordon's father lies here (with many small stones around that say 'and here') Mary Lass Missed the brake and hit the gas I was Fred Now I'm dead Mary Aster Should have j-walked a little faster Mrs. Derns Now being ate by worms C. Dracula 1236 1458 1527 1703 1823 1995 Here lies my wife, I bid her goodbye. She rests in peace and now so do I. Here lies Vlad the Impaler He bit off more than he could chew Here lies the Pillsbury Dough Boy He will rise again Here I lie And no wonder I'm dead, For the wheel of a semi Went over my head. ~ Dracula ~ "Fangs for the Memories" Rest in Pieces Here lies dear old Brother Tor He couldn't take it anymore Here lies Frank Dead by gun Caught in bed By another's husband Mary M
The Epitome Of Jock Mentality
Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus and Tiger Woods are standing at the throne of heaven. God looks at them and says, "Before granting you a place at my side, I must ask you what you have learned, what you believe in." God asks Arnie first: "What do you believe?" Arnie thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans." God can't help but see the essential goodness of Palmer, and offers him a seat to his left. Then God turns to Nicklaus and says, "What do you believe?" Jack says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose; I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields." God is greatly moved by Jack's high-pitched eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right. Finally, God turns to Woods: "And you, Tiger, what do you bel
Epitaph (2002)
i told you the tears were done yet you try to hurt me you slice me with your words yet there is no pain you tell me lies and they just reflect i have no fear of you or your tales you isolate me and then come crying you hurt her she didn't cry they are your tears i didn't cry they were your words you are alone this is your epitaph
In the middle garden is the secret wedding, that hides always under the other one and under the shiny things of the other one. Under a tree one hand reaches through the grainy dusk toward another. Two right hands. The ring is a weed that will surely die. There is no one else for miles, and even those people far away are deaf and blind. There is no one to bless this. There are the dark trees, and just beyond the trees.
Epitaph Of The Heart
  The wall on which the prophets wroteIs cracking at the seams.Upon the instruments of deathThe sunlight brightly gleams.When every man is torn apartWith nightmares and with dreams,Will no one lay the laurel wreathAs silence drowns the screams.Between the iron gates of fate,The seeds of time were sown,And watered by the deeds of thoseWho know and who are known;Knowledge is a deadly friendWhen no one sets the rules.The fate of all mankind I seeIs in the hands of fools.Confusion will be my epitaph.As I crawl a cracked and broken pathIf we make it we can all sit backAnd laugh.But I fear tomorrow Ill be crying,Yes I fear tomorrow Ill be crying.  
Epitome Of A Woman
take a good look at me tell me what you see the epitome of a woman pure, sensual, beautiful that's me my voice, my charm, my eyes, my smile epitome of a woman brilliant free child my walk, my touch, my grace, my hair the symbol of a woman that's me i'm rare my glow, my look, my love, spirit wild my lips, my hips, my legs shy child Cosmo, Essence and Vanity Fair could search the world forever to catch a glimpse of my stare priceless, untouched, unblemished unraveled temperament like coffee strong yet mild who am I? you ask, listen don't speak the essence of a woman what you crave for my keep a rose, fine wine, ageless that's me front page articles applaud my name my power, my beauty my nature, my fame elegant, eccentric, abstract is my wink my shadow takes photos that make Hollywood think you see, cameras can't capture what can't be tamed my charisma sensuality my soul, my reign still confused, don't worry even open eyes can't see who I am you w
Epitome Of Prescience.....
John Kennedy once said to a assembled group of scholars in the White House, "I think this is the most extraordinary collection of talent, of human knowledge, that has ever been gathered at the White House - with the possible exception of when Thomas Jefferson dined alone." The quotes below could prove his point. When we get piled upon one another in large cities, as in Europe, we shall become as corrupt as Europe. Thomas Jefferson The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. Thomas Jefferson It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world. Thomas Jefferson I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. Thomas Jefferson My reading of history
Gently etched in stone, Every letter carved with love. A simple stone, A marble head. It’s guarding the end Of his eternal bed. Letters spell the name Of someone that once was. Proudly proclaiming, “I may Have Died, But once I lived.” No better epitaph to be found, None better to give.
Walking along the moonlit road, lonely and craving.. If only I could tell someone what it is I think about when I'm silent.. If only I could tell them what it is that makes me quiverr, the memory of the copper taste and stinging pain makes me wet. I have a strange feeling, eyes staring so hard they could burn a hole in my back.  Still walking, I turn and look but see nothing. I eventually reach my destination, the graveyard, the only place I feel right at the only time I feel safe. I lay back against a random headstone.. A JohnDoe with a proper burial, epitaph reading "I was somebody. Who, is no concern of yours." It stuck with me for hours.. The clouds were spiraled around the moon like a tunnel, covering most of the stars. Headlights pulling in? But no one ever comes this far back into the graveyard, especially at 2am. These are the "Unknown yet unforgotten" so I like to call them. I crawled behind the gravestone and watched.. Gravediggers? One man steps out of the drivers se
E-play With Evo
Eploreing Other Possibilities
Of sexual manner The smell fills the air the sweet aroma fills my senses Take me by the hand and lead me to the room I'll let my hair fall down bring my body to you Throw me on the bed and take me as your toy Take my cloths and cut them off for your pleasure Fill your mouth with my flesh taste me sweetly Bite me tease me play with me hard pull me grab me brand me with your marks but kiss me like you would no other Rub your hand in places only left to your eyes slide with your lips in places you wish to explore Grope me and make my secrets ours I moan and scream my body in your powers Pleade me to do the notions you want tease me to the point of no return I will beg of you to touch me more
Epmd - You're A Customer *instrumental*
Called it a draw to say the best for the least like a burn of the veins or an itch of the brain   Tributes and wards of wrapped hair and dry stone to the petty gods overhead clanking bowls and groping for alms their eyes taken in sick, their tongues twisted on servitude like a cage with no doors, no windows, no bars Am I kept in?   A million fingers of dark squirm from the empty. overtaking me without time to tear my nails or to empty my lungs the walls are too smooth too judgemental too clean too high Certainly not to keep them out.   Doubt. Worming, writhing rebounding second guesses. A thousand voice chorus of whatifs neverwas neverwills never had never should never could.   And on the most well timed ejaculation of sleep. Fade. Snap. Awake. Why? Doubt. Right. ... right...   This again. And again. And again.   They told me hell was just a word. An idea. A punitive invention of guilt and sorrow of most marked poetry, not irony   but by th
Last couple days I've been reading about the Wars we are waging. I just gotta get this off my chest, in case anyone takes offense to the subtitles Ive put on things in my Stash... 1. I was once a patriot. Shrub stole that from me. 2. I am AGAINST the war in Iraq. 3. YES, I do plan on moving out of the Untited States. 4. NO, I have not paid my taxes since 03 or 04 - I don't even remember. 5. Uncle Sam takes $500/wk from me - why, and where is it going? 6. When the fuck are the people of this country going to stop the corporations from running it? Is it even possible? (MOs Gov. Matt Blunt instituted legislation to take money out of politics in his state 3 or 4 years ago... it can be done.)
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Which Ringwraith are You?By Lisa
Your EQ is 140 50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick! 51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese. 71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely. 91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that. 111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt. 131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin. 150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar. What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?
Your EQ is 160 Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar. Seriously though, your whole "Don't Worry, Be Happy" philosophy is really what defines emotional intelligence. You're warm, open, and very optimistic. You know how to act appropriately, even if you don't feel like it. You are a good communicator, and you have little difficulty with personal relationships - even when you're dealing with difficult people. In general, you are successful, capable, together person. You get what you want out of life. What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?
One of the things about equality is not just that you be treated equally to a man, but that you treat yourself equally to the way you treat a man. Marlo Thomas
Brain Lateralization Test ResultsRight Brain (45.2%) The right hemisphere is the visual, figurative, artistic, and intuitive side of the brain. Left Brain (54.8%) The left hemisphere is the logical, articulate, assertive, and practical side of the brain Are You Right or Left Brained?(word pair test) personality tests by
Equal Rights!? Ya Right!(warning Harsh Ranting)
okay let me get this straight! our goverment tells us we have equal rights!? okay ya right bulls*it!i was searching the web when i found this article and it pissed me off! Indiana Considers Ban On Lesbian Pregnancies by Newscenter Staff (Indianapolis, Indiana) Legislation has been introduced in the Indiana legislature that would prohibit gays, lesbians and single people in Indiana from using medical science to assist them in having a child. The bill has the support of Senator Patricia Miller, the chair of the Health Finance Commission where the legislation is currently being considered. Miller says that assisted pregnancy is totally unregulated. The bill would bar any doctor from assisting in a pregnancy through intrauterine insemination, donation of an egg, donation of an embryo, in vitro fertilization and transfer of an embryo, and sperm injection without making a number of "determinations" about the "suitability of the candidate. Women seeking t
Equality: A Different View
Equality a different view! Ok, I had to read this book for psychology called "Spinning into Butter". I have to tell you it pissed me off!!! I believe strongly in equality!!! Let me get that out first. Now let me rant. This book is all about racism (not straight out your a f*cking cracker or f*cking Nigger shit) no this is equality racism (yes, there is a difference). Let me explain straight out racism is people just being plain racist. Equality racism (it is my own term so if you look it up its not there) is where people feel "offended" by people accidentally saying something (not meaning to be racist but the other person takes it that way). For example, you say to someone you people (and it is automatically taken as a rascist remark). This pisses me off!!!!!!! Hey douche bag if you want equality stop being so f*cken racist yourself. Your f*cking paranoia is causing it. It is these liberal stupid shit heads trying to promote "Equality" that mess it up for everyone!! True equality
2 Equal Love
2 equal love is, to give yourself totally. 2 equal love is, to enter blindly. 2 equal love is, to find that perfect someone. 2 equal love is, to want them as much as you can. 2 equal love is, to have each other. 2 equal love is, you plus me!!!
Equal Time!
I believe in equal time and equal access! This is to balance the previous blog! 19 ways to win a girls heart: 1. Hugs from behind. 2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other(don't make her grab yours). 3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. 4. Cuddle with her. 5. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING. 6. Write little notes. 7. Compliment her Honestly. 8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. 9. Be super sweet to her. 10. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams. 11. Comfort her when she cries. 12.Wipe away her tears 13. Love her with all your heart. 14. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it). 15. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her). 16. Don't let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 her! & DONT ever act diff in front of ur friends than u r when its just u and her!!!! 17. Take her for a long walk at night! 18. Always bring a blanket where ever you go outsid
Equal Empty
The ash is falling off again, love. Leaving pink stinging wet skin. The basin water thick with soot and flakes of me. Neck deep... What does it mean this time? Asked as I contemplate my inexperienced flesh. Have I been reborn... or burned at the stake. Or... am I just now noticing my innocence? Fuck it... hate it... don't question it. There is no meaning to infer. Only noise and sensation. Sharp... unpleasant... lonely sensation. It's not going away. Atarah... it's not going away... not even when I see your smile. I can't silence it, shut my eyes to it...numb myself to it. It's an abyss only you can fill.
I believe animals and people should be treated the same. We should be able to put down our old and hunt large masses of teenagers.
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Equa Adonvdo
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"equal Love" Rant!
You see all these people with blasts or tickers which claim "Rate/Comment/Add/Fan me and I will show equal love".... And people say *I* am a good fibber! ITS A LIE! IMHO all they are doing is whoring themselves for points and bucks! NO EQUAL LOVE! Sh*t, RATE ME and I'll show love - I DONT LIE!
Equal Rights?
Last election day, our state voted against gay marriages. But, everything I read now is that gay ppl have the right to marry whoever they chose. Or, they should have equal rights like their straight counterpartsl? I want to know where were these ppl when the voting counted? I think it is really stupid that so many straight people feel so threatened by gay people. I have alot of straight friends here on Fubar as well as where I live. Ok maybe I flirt with them a little but they know (well I hope they know I'm kidding) it's all in fun. If I offend anyone I hope they let me know it bothered them. I treasure all of my friends no matter where I meet them. And even though I may not show it alot of times, I do care what you are feeling. Done ranting now. HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!
Equality A Crock Of Shit If You Ask Me
If a person where to ask me what my views on equality are, I would have to tell them flatly that equality is not only a fictional notion but it’s also a crock of shit. No one is equal, we are all different and we should all embrace our differences and try not to believe that we can be equal to everyone around us. Equality has been crammed down the throats of the European people since Germany lost the Second World War, we have been forced to believe that our once slaves were equal to us and we are forced to believe that those who flood our borders, unwilling to learn our customs or our languages are equal and have every right to infest our lands. God forbid that a person speaks out against an illegal alien for fear he or she would be considered a racist. We are living in a world where for a white person to survive he or she must denounce any notion of pride or superiority in his or her race, he or she mustn’t ever demand actions taken against a Jew for their crimes committed against
I want to see the world as you see it. I want to feel your heart as you feel it. I want to hear your thoughts as you speak them. I want to be your strength I want to be your weakness I want you to think of me I want you to feel me within you. I want you to miss me. I want you to kiss me. I want you to hug me. I want you to be near me. I want you to sleep in my arms. All of this and more would be EQUAL.
The Equation
As one begins to concieve of something we begin to declare a certain formula or basis if you will of how things come to be. If one were to take a manufactured object such as a rifle or book one would see the sum of a formula designed by an artisan or creator if you will. all things of creation are the product of some form of equation. some obviously more complicated and sophisticated than others but in the end still the same, a product. If one looks at the world this way then they would say that production preceeds existence. With this thought we ourselves, as humans are a product of extremely elaborate equation that includes all forms of life. We stand one of the most evolving creatures on the planet yet we ourselves cannot escape this equation. If this equation were to be altered or destroyed we ourselves would be destroyed or else between to evolve. The equation for human creation is changing and evolving just as we evolve as is necessary for life. (The effect of existentialism is t
Riches, Fame, Glory, Beauty, and Pleasure, these things pass us by every day. Yet, none to be forgotten! Some say, "Tis the essence of life" but I say, "Tusk! For you don't even know." For where there is a greater follows a least. In laughter follows sorrow, richest to poorest, beauty with disgust, and pain follows every kind of pleasure. Why, then, are these things that follow "short leash" not credited as highly as the things we wish to cherish a lifetime but last for only yesterday? Why then, do we cancel out, disown, and kill every existing thought of these vital pain sakes? Is it to justify or pacify? Is it to occupy or just plainly have an excuse to bitch? Would not things be greater and people become wiser if we were to equalize all of man's self-induced conceptions on what we build futures on? I think not! For if we did, this world would be too perfect for any one. Therefore there would be no reason to live. For if there was no "hunger" there would be no need for
Equations And Logic
Equations and Logic.... My math and ability to calculate and gauge is just as good as so and so's. For example: APPROACH=CONQUEST x (INSECURITY+EGO=NEG) *This formula dictates the intensity in which the NEG will be compounded based on the PUA's need for a good ego-strokage and his desire to be, well.....desired. Are you with me so far? I could literally sit here all day and teach you how to make a man stick his own dick in his mouth via NEG rebuttals and "wash-offs". First: Lets talk about the psychology of a Neg (Which is by definition, an ambiguous statement that is meant to sexually disarm you and engage your peers.) For example: He says "Ewwww! You just spit on me!" (said while you are talking, and he begins brushing off the front of his shirt). Here is what he is expecting: NEG+CounterNEG=Penetration through the "Bitch-Shield", meaning: he is EXPECTING you to NEG him back. For God's sake, don't give him the satisfaction. I know....I is in our nature
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Equality: I Love You.
In response to: way2xsf {SHADO... (night yall) Chattanooga, TN April 27, 2008 @ 8:04 pm #53 of 89 nope wouldnt do it i am a firm believer that all races deserve the purity of there races notice i said all races this is not a b/w as far as being social going to dinner hangin out no problems in the world but there again(personal opinion) all races deserve the purtiy of there races all ppl have cultures and beliefs that should be handed down through generations and when races and ppl are mixed it drastically changes the heritage of ppl in a perfect world all ppl should get along in harmony but as sad as it is this isnt a perfect world 3G says: Look at how white MY skin is. People have said racist remarks to me regarding other races not realizing that I am multiracial. My main heritage is Black Irish which is a mixture of Irish, Hispanic and Portuguese. I am also part French Indian (Iroquois) and Egyptian. Those are only a few of my many, many, many e
Equality Or Inequality That Is The Question
I admire the fact that women are becoming more and more visible in getting their rights, jobs, and their voices heard in this men's world. They have come a long way to get their share of pie. Although women's right made big progress in west, nevertheless,it's still a big struggle in most underdevloped countries. As far as the equality between women and men in US and other western countries, I am still puzzled with some aspects of this subject. Despite the fact that women working so hard to get their shares of some jobs and careers which were usaually dominated by men for so many years, yet they would not do some jobs that are either a little more daring, or might be somewhat degrading. I am sure we can all think of some examples. Aside from career competitions between men and women, there are still other areas that most women would like to keep them silent, and or sweep them under the carpet. For example, if a man goes on a date with a woman and doesn't open the car door for her
equanimity \ee-kwuh-NIM-uh-tee; ek-wuh-\, noun:Evenness of mind; calmness; composure; as, "to bear misfortunes with equanimity."
Ive always dreamed of a bar I could smoke pot in...the next best thing would be an e bar with e pot in it.. how come I cant send anyone a joint??!!
Equal Opportunity.
To her I taste like money.Without a doubt the best way to do time.With a veteran of holy warsholy riders, and holy cowsand a dusty achy emotional anorexic like me. Match made in heaven, but then there's that strike anywhere tipand the distinctively rancid smell of sulfur.Flash, oohaaahpolite golf applauseand its over. Yet things like this lead to murders, day time TV,suicide pacts, and once even a thousand ships.All for a common commodity you can find on any street cornergrade A thru F praised and hallowed feared and vilified by dopemine dancing altruists with pens, and robed men with strange hats. All its missing is a candygloss sheen and a dangling price tagboth of which are easilly appliedhell, some even come branded.Some even come packaged together. A pimp can name a price, quantify a pocket full of change, magic and happyAn army can put a live cost on lifebased on your output, equipment and diligence Well its payday, I got a check burning a hole in my hot little handstrolling
The Equalitarian Dominant
Many of My "scene" friends already know Me fairly well and that I am an "Equalitarian Dominant," but most never knew exactly what it meant until I shared this with them. A few years ago I found this under Dom Types on a website I have referenced to My friends and some of the submissives I know and Mentor. When I first read it all I could think of was how accurately it described the Dominant I am and have always been all of My life. It is truly 90+% Me. It also reflects upon the type of submissive that is most desirable and compatible with Me. For those that are interested I am now putting it here in My first blog. I have corrected some of the grammar and punctuation. I look forward to your comments. Enjoy the read. The Equalitarian Dominant The Equalitarian Dominant is one who controls by teaching, mentoring and leading. This Dominant feels and knows that when they find a comparable submissive that things will happen as a progression of the interaction. Usually just a mention or
"EQUALITY" By: Matthew Pennison I know I will be blissful during the rest of my days I will be happy and not because of wealth or fame My quest for knowledge and equality will suffice my humanly hunger For me there is no need to sit back and wonder Havent people seen enough devastation? Don't they believe enough of their time has been wasted? How long will it be before they see the truth and face it?
Equal Oppurtunity Offender
 Renault  and Ford are working on a new small car for women.  They  are mixing the Renault Clio and the Ford Taurus and calling it the  "Clitaurus." It  comes in pink and the average male car thief won't be able to find it,  even  if someone tells him where it is. 
420 Equals....
April 20th? represents the time the Waldos in the 70s would meet up to smoke marijuana together after school. 4:20pm. 4/20 is entirely another thing and i dont celebrate it still because well..its Hitler's birthday AND the anniversary of the Columbine shootings. but with all the dipshyts out there...its a great day to have any grasp on history or reality. i will smoke today..but not because its 420...not because its "supposedly" THE day to celebrate smoking herb. but because thats what i do is smoke...whenever i can. i have always protested against the "greatness" of April 20th via history. the actual time of day 4:20 is THE time to smoke...if there is any reason to pay respect. but no fcukin way will i ever pay homage to this day. its a day of evil and wickedness born. not one of celebration. some "smokers" who are in the know might feel the same...but i dont care. haha...i know and thats why i write this. and i always wondered why people dont celebrate 215? the
What is the problem with some people thinking that they are so much better than anyone else on this planet? I mean really, We are all born of flesh and bone and connected to everyone else on this earth because we are all human. All one species created by GOD himself. No one person is better than any other.Some people raise their children to act superior to others to make themselves feel better. Like making other people that have less than you are not worth anything because they are poor or just different. Even these same kids make fun of rich people because they have money and flaunt it. This is a bad and vicious cycle that needs to stop. We are all one. Equal in every way. Yes the same even though we may be different colored skin, hair, eye color, body size, the clothes we choose to wear or don't and yes even if the amount in our pocket book is different in amount. Even if in that pocketbook the money is a euro, a peso, a yen or even a dollar bill. It is all spendable. It buys things
Equations And Logic (the Anti Pickup Artist)
Equations and Logic.... My math and ability to calculate and gauge is just as good as so and so's. For example:APPROACH=CONQUEST x (INSECURITY+EGO=NEG)*This formula dictates the intensity in which the NEG will be compounded based on the PUA's need for a good ego-strokage and his desire to be, well.....desired. Are you with me so far?I could literally sit here all day and teach you how to make a man stick his own dick in his mouth via NEG rebuttals and "wash-offs". First: Lets talk about the psychology of a Neg (Which is by definition, an ambiguous statement that is meant to sexually disarm you and engage your peers.) For example: He says "Ewwww! You just spit on me!" (said while you are talking, and he begins brushing off the front of his shirt).Here is what he is expecting: NEG+CounterNEG=Penetration through the "Bitch-Shield", meaning: he is EXPECTING you to NEG him back. For God's sake, don't give him the satisfaction. I know....I is in our nature to gain the
Okay. So I hear a whole lot of people talking about equailty. Call someone black, instead of "African American" and you are a racist. Call someone Orental, instead of "Asian American" guess racist bastard. Call someone a Jew instead of Hebrew, or Pagan instead of Wiccan, and you're not religously sensitve. You have to respect everybody. You have to call them whatever they have chosen to be called this week. YOU must be sensitive and understanding. Respect "African Amercans" even if they were born outside Africa and have never been there. Respect "Chinese Americans" who have never been near China. Respect, Jews, Christians, Muslims, Native Americans, Latin Americans....Hmmm wonder why there are no Canadian Americans? That being said, don't fret. You are FREE and welcome to discriminate. Gays, Lesbians and Bi-Sexuals are still fair game. Fell free to call them names, beat them, violate their rights. It's okay as log as you limit it to Gays, Lesbians and Bi-sexuals. JUST
I posted this as a note on facebook, and seeing as how I've seen a few "against equal" pictures here, I thought I should post it. Of course it applies to both sides, I know there are some not so great people on both sides of the equal rights debate..however, this is coming from MY point of view. I have the same picture as my profile picture on facebook as I do here.     I didn't want to really even  post the picture that I have up now. Not that I'm against equal rights, it's just that it's such a hot debate topic that I'd prefer not to get in the middle of it. However, as  you can see, I changed my picture. It has taught me a few things.   1. Simply changing a picture makes me a different person than I was this time yesterday. I guess when it's a picture of me and my boyfriend, I'm good enough to be friends with. What changed about me though? My views? I guess in order to be friends, a person must agree with absolutely EVERYTHING the other person says or does. If that
Equal Rights
Same-Sex marriage. I think it should be legal. I am bisexual and I have a girlfriend at the time. And I plan to marry her. Where we live right now, we could get married, but what if we want to move? There are only a few states that allow same-sex marriage. I think gays deserve the same rights. We should be allowed to marry whom we love, no matter the gender. With marriage would come insurence, just like with oppisite marriage. If you don't like same-sex marriage, don't marry someone of the same sex. Problem solved!!!!! Don't ruin somebody elses life just because you don't think you like what they do , who they are, and/or whom they marry. Leave the LGBT community alone if you don't support us or if you are not part of the LGBT community.
What the fuck is that? In the eyes of the law maybe but not so much in real life. Yeah I know there's a famous document that says all men are created equal but I'm here to tell you it's a lie. Chances are if you're reading this you're probably in the same boat as me, there are probably dumber fuckers than you and there are probably way smarter people than you too. Hey we can't all be Einsteins but the notion that I or anyone else has some god given right to be respected as equals just BECAUSE is ludicrous. How about just learn your place in life and STFU.
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Fire and ice the thought is so damn nice. Day and night doesn't it sound right. Light and dark this shit is about to make me spark. Life isn't fair with no fuckin care, death is coming but isn't my life just beginning. Another year has passed but I have done nothin to help the mass. Does this make me just another drone or not even the one. Love and Hate go ahead take that bait. Black and white some say shit just in spite. Yin and yang how long do you think you can hang. Emotions make you pay always in my fuckin way, showing it is for the weak or is that the meak. Time keeps on ticking but does that mean I am living. This shit I spit, is for you so listen to it.
The Equipment
Equilibrium Wow,Ok where do I start?First of all I want to say Lilo you are my new hero.I watched this because of you,I wanted to see what a 'Real Facebreaker' truely meant.I was NOT disappointed!This movie is BAD ASS with a Capital BAD ASS! OK? I am really starting to think I have testosterone mixed in my food every now and then by my family members,because it's just not normal for a chick like myself to enjoy action movies at the level I do.Lilo I know you can relate.I must say the concept of this movie is wildy creative a society that can supposedly live in harmony bulit on a belief that if you can completely remove human emotions from a person ,you can eradicate war,hate,so on by creating a emtionless mankind.So they have to take there daily doses of this med to prevent them from feeling anything,It is a crime punishable by death.This movie is top notch.MEN listen to me,you like action this movie WILL deliver!Lilo I love you girl,this movie got my blood raci
Equivilent Exchange ....
September 19, 2006 - Tuesday equivilent exchange .... hello kiddies .... and welcome to another installment from the kingdom of shit .... todays episode is called "Equivilent Exchange" ... now for those of you who do not know this belif .... let me school you here the law of equivilent enchange goes something like this ... to gain something, something of equil value must be given up. ... now some people swear by this law .... for some people its given them truly happy lives .... there the ones we'll call the shiney happy people... well from my experiences ... i'll tell you equivilent exchange has given me nothing in return but shit and heart break. for me all i do is give give give .... and what do i get in exchange? well lets see here .... broken heart after broken heart. its straight up bullshit ... i have given so much of myself ... and i get nothing in return .... you know if the saying is true ... and for each relationship you enter into you give that person a piece of
Equipment Malfunction
My wife came home today to find that the hose from the overflow on my reef tank came loose. This resulted in about 10 gallons draining onto the living room carpet and some very unhappy coral and fish. The sump was almost totally drained. Luckily I just bought some more salt mix because I had to mix up double the amount I usually use on a water change. I fixed the hose and everything seems to be alright. Geesh!
Equivalent Life
Equivalent Life Equivalent life, as my own; Reap the things I have sown. Help, give back, while i'm here; Conquer the goal, submerge my fear. As I see, a man to be; Encourage to build, a self-esteem. No matter what happened, in the past; Positive necessity, will always last. Anguish and pain, enable explain; Goals of life, essential indeed; Knowledge a must, to plant the seed. Stimulate mind, i watch you grow; Nuture you must, enrich you'll know. Explore your world, Extend your mind; Achieve a goal, success you'll find. RWSII
Equilibrium- The Thing I Hate
Brighter sun day by day Longer sun everyday Rise again one by one Feel alive life's begun Eyes open breathe the air Just believe summer's near Days are growing long The path is on the rise We long for summer sun Times of riding till the dawn Tide is rising high An ocean comes alive We ride an azul wave Time to wash the past away Winter's breath wears thin Oh, we'll never let him win The champion of green Is much closer then it seems We will see the day Of lush hours full of play Worries lost in love's delight In these times of endless light Edge of the sun Cuts a wide horizon red We're awake to see the new Visions bloom inside our head Joy of the sky When she shines her radiant light We're alive to feel her fire It ignites inside our hearts Though your dreams of summer fade And leave you in a cloud of Grey You know one day you'll rise above Cause life is bright like the sun Like the sun, rise again Hold my hand as we march into summe
The Equipment Dont Make U!!!!
I thought you were a man, what happened? It really burns me up when a guy claims he's a man un til things get hard! Using the lame excuses and reasons like, because I'm a man, etc. So quick to say they are a man, but acting like one is a total different story.   For example a man that claims he loves you, and has the balls to try and  tell you what  you can or can't do and who you are allowed to see or tries pick your friends. Amazingly when some things happen like he gets you pregnant, or he gets caught cheating on you; where do his balls go then? It's odvious that when things get hard for a man that really isn't a man they tuck there balls and run. Including such lame excuses as, I didn't wanna hurt your feelings. Weird how they had no problem telling you and saying things that hurt your feelings (possibly earlier the same day). Some of these pathetic creatures will even totally ignore you or aren't even smart enough to come up with an excuse or lie. I'm just saying as a female I
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Equinox / Mabon Circa September 21
Mabon is known as are second harvest. Earth begins to pull her fertility from the land. Wild animals and humans alike scramble to gather as much food as possible before the hard winter that lies ahead. Grains and corn are appropriate for Mabon. Corn has played a major role in North and Central America for hundreds of years. American Indians ate corn and use it in their religious beliefs and rituals. The Corn Mother was used as a symbol of life, eternity, fertility and resurrection. Corn was a scared gift of the Mother Goddess for magical uses. Corn            Planet –Sun            Element –Fire            Energies –Protection and Spirituality   Yellow Corn is used for the North
This is an end list of equipment until they add new ones.... Weapons 40 wrenches 50 techs 25 At4 750 brownings Armor 750 Ba 750FBTA  (until disposal suits become available) 750 disposal suits ( for every disposal suit you buy sell one FBTA) 750 reinforced shelters ( for every rein. shelter you buy you can sell one disposal suit) Vehicles 750 TUV
equivocate \ ih-KWIV-uh-kayt \intransitive verb;    1.  To be deliberately ambiguous or unclear in order to mislead or to avoid committing oneself to anything definite.
Equifax Sells Private Information To Debt Collectors In 'biggest Privacy Breach In Our Time': Report
  Financial information is considered by most to be very private, but that isn’t stopping one credit reporting agency from sharing it without your knowledge, according to a report by NBC News. Equifax, one of the nation's largest credit reporting agencies with one of the most expansive private databases of information, has accumulated the salary and employment records of more than one-third of U.S. adults, according to NBC. In turn, the agency has sold some of this information to debt collectors and other financial service companies. That data can make debt collectors' jobs easier by giving them access to information individuals thought only their employers knew. "It's the biggest privacy breach in our time," Robert Mather of, an employment background company, told NBC. See NBC’s full report here. How does Equifax do it? The credit agency gets the sensitive information from U.S. businesses and feeds it into one of its subsidiaries
Equipe De Colombie
France maill Football et meilleur club Atlético Nacional équipe de Colombie a annoncé le 31 janvier que le club va porter kits Nike pour la première fois cette saison. Les kits comprennent la dernière innovation en matière de conception et de matériaux durables et sont conçus pour aider les joueurs à rester au sec et concentré sur terrain car ils défendent leur Primera A titre de champion football shirt . Nike est le fournisseur officiel de toutes les formations Atlético et produit le jour du match,Le kit vert loin lumineux dispose des mêmes matériaux recyclés et de l'innovation dans la trousse d'accueil. L'équipe portera le kit de maison pour la première fois le 2 Février lors d'un match au stade Atanasio Girardot emblématique.Fondée en 1947, y compris une collection de mode de vie.
This morning was horrible. Me and Steavie were taking pics and while I was sitting there.. Keeva just started screaming. She was over by the rabbit cage.. yea.. apparently the rabbit bit her. She was bleeding a lot so we took her to the E.R. No stitches were needed but omfg.. I never cried so hard for my lil girl. There was nothing I could do to make her feel better at all. Right now it's hard to change her finger b/c the scab keeps comming off and she bleeds everywhere. I feel so damn bad for her. I don't know why Vash bit her. I went in the cage after he bit her and he was perfectly fine. Didn't bite me or anything. I think Keeva might have done something to piss him off or he thought her finger was food. I don't know. I'm not happy with him.. but you know. Vash is still apart of the family. Keeva seems to be doing better thought. We just woke up from a nap and she's all smiles and giggles. She's kissin her dog that my mom bought her yesterday and she's eating like
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i need some good movies to download, suggestions?
Hubby was taken to ER at 8am Monday morning, and admitted to ICU 8pm Monday night. Heart rate topped 178bpm when his stats were checked on ER admission, and had dropped to 100bpm by nightfall. However his heart rate has been all over the scales today, from 110 - 130bpm at any given time. Blood Pressure, in contrast, has been comfortably low throughout. Fevers topping 103.7 to as low as 99.1 have also been plaguing him. His mien has improved over the last 24 hours from a very pale sickly white to a more normal hue. The doctors are stolidly trying to find the cause of the elevated heart rate and fever - but have not yet found the cause. I'll provide more information as information comes - please keep him in your thoughts.
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You need to slow down a bit and use your best judgment when confronted with new arrangements of any kind. Your instincts are strong right now, but they may be crowded out by too much information. Mayb i should of read this on sat nite...and i wouldnt of ended up in the ER on Sunday...LOL... Oh well i made it thru it all...and im finally back home...still in some pain but they figured out what my problem was b4 it was too late and now im on the ROAD to RECOVERY!!!
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So I went to the ER. They figured out whats wrong yay.
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didn't suck too bad this time lol I swear this guy in there was checkin me out and he didn't look so bad himself, Just too bad I kept hearing him sniff which is VERY annoying. I even had a cute nurse. Yes a STRAIGHT MALE nurse. I even told him my true weight! Or ummm ok close to it. :D lmfao Yeah so ok I've got..... acute pharyngitis. basically a throat infection. I lost most of my voice also. Yes ok quit cheering and clapping lol I got zithromax (I'm gonna be loopy from this antibiotic) and lortab for the pain. I also have a job interview today at 630pm. I won't take the Lortab until I come back cuz if I do before I go then I've screwed this interview up lmao Yes I get loopy easily from prescribed meds. I don't do any kind of drugs and I don't even drink. I have my reasons and those who know them know they're very good reasons. I just re-read this and I swear I've got ADD lmao
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Hi I'm new Still trying figure this out, but Im used to soical network sites so I should get used to it pretty quick. Can you reply to blogs? Or just view them? Any forums? I feel like a right noob. Blog time Its friday, I live in a club city and I'm in. On my own. To make it worse my mum and dad are going out to get pissed. I feel like a loner. I love going out of a weekend but trouble with mates and what not has put me right off, anyone else know people or you yourself react horrible off alcohol?
I have not been feeling well at all lately, things are not getting any better,So I wll have to go and check myself in.While I'm gone a very good friend will have access to my acount love you all
The Era...
nine inch nails.even deeperi woke up today. to find myself in the other place. with a trail of my footprints. from where i ran away. seems everything i've heard just might be true. you know me, well you think you do. sometimes i have everything, yet i wish i felt something. do you know how far this has gone? just how damaged have i become? when i think i can overcome. it runs even deeper. in a dream, i'm a different me. a perfect you, we fit perfectly. for once in my life, i feel complete. and i still want to ruin it. afraid to look. as clear as day. this plan has long been underway. i hear them call, i cannot stay. the voice inviting me away. do you know how far this has gone? just how damaged have i become? when i think i can overcome. it runs even deeper. everything that matters is gone. all the hands of hope have withdrawn. could you try to help me hang on. it runs... i'm straight, i won't crack. on my way and i can't turn back. i'm okay, i'm on track. on my way and i can't go back
I'm lovin this delete button!.....I think I need to click on it a few more times!  If only real life could be as easy!....Just click on the shit that you want to go away and "POOF", gone, eradicated, erased, like a chapter ripped out of a disappear as though it never fuckin existed....what a concept!  If you've been deleted, don't take it personally.  You think WAY too highly of yourself anyway....If you have NOT been deleted, don't take that personally either.  It's just because I'm not done with you yet, or you just got lucky...or maybe it's just because I haven't ripped all of your tracks yet.  Whatever the case may be, just don't fuckin take it personally.  We're all here to have a good time, just relax and go with it.  I've tried being nice, I've tried being normal, and it was the worst 5 minutes of my life, so I'm back to being ME.....Like it or leave it.  C ya.
Eradication Is Actually Part Of Packers Movers Within Indian
Transferring or even Separation can be extremely distressing and also offensive method. In terms of transfer or even switching your own dwelling from one spot to a different, you want to do a great deal of works carried out. You need to experience quite a few pointless, uninteresting and also nerve-racking troubles on the removing – consequently home moving, place of work moving or even commercial moving. There's a lots of things in which should be carried out when you find yourself shifting; for instance, packaging connected with things, agreement connected with transport, transferring, launching, unloading, unpacking, putting in order, for example. Each and every method related with moving inside quite uninteresting, frustrating and also miserable. That allows you to worry and also brings various pointless and also nerve-racking troubles. Individuals generally want to get free of this kind of forms of troubles. Even though shifting or even switching people have likewise distres
Mom and I did our annual movie night tonight. Our pick for this year was the movie Eragon. And I have to say that I quite enjoyed our pick for movie to see this year for Christmas to each other. Mom and I started the movie tradition for Christmas the year the Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship Of The Ring came out. We usually eat out for dinner too, but didn't this year because of the fact that we went to see the late show. But, anyhow, I quite enjoyed Eragon. I thought the acting was good. Everyone played their characters well. I thought the special effects were very well done. And the scenery was beautiful, quite breath taking. And mom and I like Fantasy/action/adventure movies to begin with. I thought that the dragon:Saphira, voice done by Rachel Weisz, was well done. I liked her, she rocked!! LOL!! Plot Outline: In his homeland of Alagaesia, a farm boy happens upon a dragon's egg -- a discovery that leads him on a predestined journey where he realized he's the one person who can def
Go see the movie "Eragon". If you love Dragons, and almost everyone does, you'll LOVE this movie!!! It was one of the best movies ever, ranks right up there with the "Lord of the Rings" Trilogy.... In my opinion, anyway. Why are you still here??? Go watch the movie!!! *winks* (BTW: My love life still rox, things are going very well.... )
Just finished reading the Christopher Paolini book Eragon. They just made a movie based on this book. I feel a little bad reading it finally now that they made a movie after it, kind of feel like I’m jumping on the bandwagon but whatever, and its one I have wanted to read for a while. It is a Fantasy book based in a world of kings and peasants, wizards and knights. Ill start by saying that is it a great fantasy book if you are into them and defiantly worth the time. The main character is a young man/boy fifthteen years of age but in his day that is almost a full adult. He is out hunting and stalking a wounded deer for the last few days and just as is about to take his shot the deer are scared off by a huge explosion. When he goes to look what caused this and possibly the starvation of his family this winter, he finds a large polished blue and white stone. Thinking he can maybe sell it and get enough food to last his family for a little while he takes it with him, and this act
Erage And .888 Save Percentage. Emile Poirier Scored Twice And Set Up One More For The Olympiques (8-13-1), Who Have Won Back-to-back Games, And Antho
Michael Nishi earned his first Quebec Major Junior Hockey League shutout as the Gatineau Olympiques blanked the host Shawinigan Cataractes 3-0 on Saturday. The 19-year-old goaltender has suited up in 17 games this season with Gatineau after spending parts of last season split between the Ontario Hockey Leagues Sault Ste. Marie Greyhounds and Ottawa 67s. Hes now 6-10-1 with a 3.64 goals-against average and .888 save percentage. Emile Poirier scored twice and set up one more for the Olympiques (8-13-1), who have won back-to-back games, and Anthony Cortese scored the other. Tomas Hyka chipped in with two assists. Marvin Cupper stopped 14-of-17 shots in a losing cause for the Cataractes (4-16-3), who have lost three straight and sit one point from dead last in the QMJHL standings. Gatineau scored on its only power-play opportunity while Shawinigan failed to score on five chances with the man advantage. Elsewhere in the QMJHL, it was: Baie-Comeau 6, Rimouski 2 and Val-dOr 6, P.E.I. 3. At Sh
Era In Three Games This Season. Marques Colston Camo Jersey .s. President Barack Obama On Monday Proclaimed
ANAHEIM, Calif. -- The Oakland Athletics have activated reliever Michael Wuertz from the 15-day disabled list and optioned pitcher Bobby Cramer to triple-A Sacramento. Wuertz had been out since April 2 because of a strained left hamstring. The right-handers only appearance this season came on opening day against Seattle, when he threw a scoreless inning with two strikeouts. He made four minor league rehab outings. Wuertz spent the first month of last season on the DL because of tendinitis in his shoulder. He finished 2-3 with six saves and a 4.31 earned-run average in 48 appearances. The 31-year-old Cramer got the news of his demotion Monday while the team was preparing to begin a three-game series in his hometown of Anaheim. He was 0-1 with a 2.45 ERA in three games this season. Marques Colston Camo Jersey .S. President Barack Obama on Monday proclaimed the Connecticut Huskies as the best college basketball team in the land. Jimmy Graham Jersey . Nowitzki scored 18 of his 28 points in
An Era Of Hippies
Ah, the late 1960’s, a time of cultural change within the world. It was a challenging time period for everyone that was alive, and no one would ever be the same nor think the same ever again. It’s funny, after doing some research on the subject, there were prior movements similar to the movement in the late 1960’s, as early as Ancient Greece with philosophers Diogenes and Cynics, in the late 1800’s in Germany the Der Wandervogel movement, and more notably the Beat Generation in the 1950’s. However, unlike the movements prior, the Hippie Generation had an impact on the world so huge that it shook all world ideals and changed everything. Some people don’t really know how the Hippie Movement started, nor when it exactly started, but when people think of hippies, they immediately think San Francisco, which was the birthplace of the movement. The Hippie Generation started in the early 1960’s in the San Francisco area, mostly of people from the Beat Generation, which San Francisco was
Era Of Responsibility
When President Obama was elected, he promised to usher in an era of fiscal responsibility. Even the theme of his inauguration speech was "Era of Responsibility." So how's that promise working out for him? Well, on Tuesday the non-partisan Congressional Budget Office (CBO) released a report on the budget predicting a $7 trillion deficit by 2019. This is after Obama's Office of Management and Budget (OMB) released its own report predicting a $9 trillion deficit over the same period of time. The same OMB report shows public debt doubling by 2019 and reaching three-quarters the size of the entire national economy. So with our nation already recording historic levels of debt and facing exploding deficits, what are the Obama Democrats proposing? If you guessed more spending on bloated federal government programs ... you would be correct. Obama and his liberal Congressional allies want to saddle taxpayers with even more debt through their government-run health care experiment that will co
Era Of Smart Phones, Mobile Power How To Choose
The sudden emergence of smart phones, the mobile phone market has been an unprecedented degree of public attention improved, especially iPhone and other star product is to get many fans in hot pursuit. However, precisely because of unprecedentedly powerful smartphone features, we greatly increase the time to play phone, mobile phone battery technology development lags behind, standby time is too short problems will become increasingly prominent out-smart phone on chinese The iPhone, for example, if the call more than 30 minutes a day, SMS 20, intermittent or continuous Internet more than one hour, then the battery is almost not stand the day of its use, which is of course unacceptable to the player, it is more for business users is a fatal flaw. Well, we have no way to solve this dilemma? Of course, here we strongly recommend to mobile power products, and original replacement spare phone battery, mobile power equipment use greater flexibility, and support The equipment is
Erasers are the neatest things of that there is no doubt . We may write a few wrong words that the Erasers will wipe out . You will find Erasers of a very different kind , Extremely helpful , if you will try to bear these facts in mind : When you bump someone in a crowd , Almost knocking her down A soft " I'm Sorry ! may being smiles and rub out that old frown. Apologies , Invariably , Obliterate mistakes ; three small words " I Love You " Can Erase the Worse Heartaches .
Eraser* i am the one that wills your way there is no salvation for the lost ones inside i am the one that wills your way scars are what you have left me with i am the doll that is stitched i feel them tearing apart when i am down on my knees begging for your mercy when there is none peculiar ways to get me to believe what you say i was lost inside your cloud of deceit for far too long i was inside your hell now i am free of your clutches there is no return from this now i am diseased sometimes i want the fire sometimes i want the flame sometimes its not what i want that makes me go insane forever you will stain me, make me what i am now nothing inside for everyone to see cut me apart and see what my insides are made of they are made of rancid materials that will make you want me i am the queen of nothingness i call from inside my own hell what is true anymore, its hard to see with eyes clouded with lies, sewn together with my own veins kill me see what
Scratch out my eyes, 'Til I see no more. Cover my ears, 'Til I hear no more. Stitch up my mouth, So I speak no more. Break my heart, 'Til I feel no more. Take it all away. This lie I've been living. Throw it all away. Is it easy as that? Just let it go. Must let it go. Erase it all. Erase me. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ This is an old poem I wrote when I was going through some horrible things in life.
Erase The Complications
You're intoxicating Well worth waiting For and I know all the things I need to get me through Till Tomorrow I'd beg and borrow For Just one chance to spend some time alone with you Even if I just sit there and look at you But you're confused and don't know how to feel Because the way you feel isn't the way you think you should You know it's right But feel it's wrong For you to feel all these things inside of you You feel so hollow I'd take your sorrow For Just one chance to spend some time alone with you Even if I just sit there and look at you But you're confused and don't know how to feel Because the way you feel isn't the way you think you should I'd wait here forever But I'm willing to walk away Whatever you need to make you happy and erase the complications I could have been the best thing that you never had Would it really have been that bad? To live in my dreams Get lost in your screams Of passion that I know you are hiding I could wait
Erase Erase those memories Which I cannot bear leave all those sorrows that my heart fears. Follow me not unto the night for these wars of sanity I cannot fight. xx Ariel
Erasing Friends
I have way to many people on my friends list and not even half of them ever speak so I think its time to delete people , I went from 974 to 829 so far but I will be cleaning it out the rest of this month and after that I am gonna start unfanning as well because a lot of people I have fanned haven't done the same in return so you get what you give. Maybe now I will be able to read all the bulletins I keep missing when my friends post them because there won't be like 500 of the same dang thing taking up my space!! Those of you that I talk to already know you will be staying on my list , any one that doesn't like this blog or what I have to say then please feel free to unfriend me now that way you save me a little time from having to erase you. Have a great week everyone!!!
Erasing Bad Memories Is Coming To A Hospital Near You???
New Drug Deletes Bad Memories Bill Christensen, Mon Jul 2, 11:55 PM ET Do you have a really bad memory, or past heartache, that you would prefer to forget? Researchers at Harvard and McGill University (in Montreal) are working on an amnesia drug that blocks or deletes bad memories. The technique seems to allow psychiatrists to disrupt the biochemical pathways that allow a memory to be recalled. In a new study, published in the Journal of Psychiatric Research, the drug propranolol is used along with therapy to "dampen" memories of trauma victims. They treated 19 accident or rape victims for ten days, during which the patients were asked to describe their memories of the traumatic event that had happened 10 years earlier. Some patients were given the drug, which is also used to treat amnesia, while others were given a placebo. A week later, they found that patients given the drug showed fewer signs of stress when recalling
Erastus bought one of my paintings, he made this sweet picture after he recieved it :) He's too kind!! Thank you Erastus, you rock :P Everybody rate him 10's!
Erase Racism
YAY!!!!!! DEEDEE!!!!! HORAY!!!! I have erased the stupid from my life!!! It took a LONG time to do so,,, but WOOHOO!!! Now I can breath.. Now I can smile.. Now I can just be ME!! YAY!!!!!!! DEEDEE!!!!!! HORAY!!!!! yea, I'm proud, fuck you!! :)
I used to be a poem, to bring a smile to your life. I used to be a blanket, to keep you warm throughout the night. I used to be a teacher, to guide you on your way. I used to be a soldier, to protect you through the day. I no longer am a soldier, my rank and title gone. I can no longer keep you safe, or protect your little home. I cannot lead your son to be, the man he will become. As a soldier I found purpose, but now I find there, none. I no longer am a teacher, it's not my job to guide. My lessons all forgotten, cast upon the tide. My humble school was boarded up, of this there is no doubt. For I went to teach a class one day, and found, I was locked out. I no longer am a blanket, there's no warmth in me tonight. I cannot be a cover, to shield you from the light. I've been turned into a useless pile, of rags upon the floor. It happened on the day you said. . ."I care for you no more." You ran from me without a word, I guess you couldn't face me. And I didn't
Erase Racism
I used to be a poem, to bring a smile to your life. I used to be a blanket, to keep you warm throughout the night. I used to be a teacher, to guide you on your way. I used to be a soldier, to protect you through the day. I no longer am a soldier, my rank and title gone. I can no longer keep you safe, or protect your little home. I cannot lead your son to be, the man he will become. As a soldier I found purpose, but now I find there, none. I no longer am a teacher, it's not my job to guide. My lessons all forgotten, cast upon the tide. My humble school was boarded up, of this there is no doubt. For I went to teach a class one day, and found, I was locked out. I no longer am a blanket, there's no warmth in me tonight. I cannot be a cover, to shield you from the light. I've been turned into a useless pile, of rags upon the floor. It happened on the day you said. . ."I care for you no more." You ran from me without a word, I guess you couldn't face me. And I didn't
_erase Me_
_Erase Me_ I knew a boy Do you remember him? He is cliché; the boy in the mirror looking solemnly back at me Reminding me that I know nothing of laughter or love Making me jealous just like you Is that true? > { maybe I’ll be able to make you hate me Or maybe… you will do what is forbidden…} __________~love~__________ How long will this last? I erase my words…. One after another… I question everything I say, Scrape my skin raw… How dare I even think these things, Wish for you to love me? This is the Truth And it will never last, so shut me up now Before I hurt myself again… ++listen++ to what goes on behind the scenes While I try to make it *seem* surreal For if you (don’t) believe it is real… Then maybe it won’t hurt so much ….. when you walk away For walk away they always have
Erase Racism
i invented him as u denied me and i created him since u erased me he has no past as we have no past he has a future as we have been strangers no one knows him as u do not know me no one cares about him as u dont care about me that makes us one and separate he and i not u and i since we never together in your history
Erasing My Account
erasing my account if u still wanna chat maybe we can ttyl just leave a message xoxo to all
Attention Pay attention No mention A sickest array A mission An admission Ignition Detonate Oh no don't talk about it No please don't talk about it Oh no don't talk about it Not one more word about it Oh no don't think about it No please don't think about it Oh please don't think about it It goes away We made these promises You made these promises Erase Replace Erase Replace We'll make more promises We'll wait for promises Erase Replace Erase Replace A vision Division Revision Recognate An action A reaction Distraction Question the fate Oh no don't talk about it No please don't talk about it Oh no don't talk about it It goes away We made these promises You made these promises Erase Replace Erase Replace We'll make more promises We'll wait for promises Erase Replace Erase Replace Oh, are we better off now? It's the only thing left said Meant for you Oh, are we better off now? It's the only thing left said Meant for you
don't leave you said to me and for a moment i feared i'd stay but your plea rang hollow so i quietly walked away i can see you through the glass and i wonder was it done in vain now i'd do anything to simply make the pain go away if you'd have me i'd take you back again and erase the mistakes i've made if you'd have me i'd take you back again and add to the mistakes i've made i remember morning light and a shower to clear my head everyday a reminder of what a fool i've been seemed when i left you i'd left everything i'd known now you have shown me i'm not the man i thought i was i believed in you i had faith in you i was there for you now i'm lost in you
Erasus- Subkulture Feat. Klayton From Celldweller
Let me breathe check destroy and upset On focusing destractions tear me open All the thoughts in my head are constantly haunting me I hope that I don't bore you while I whine about it I hope you won't be saddened while I cry about it I keep telling myself that there's something more I keep telling myself that there's something more I'm lost in this place it's such a waste I can't watch things further complicate So if it all fails just throw it back in my face and bury me I can't take another complication Have mercy please God eraseus I can't take another complication Have mercy please God eraseus Eraseus Everyday I wake up to stagnant bullshit As soon as I escape there's more stagnant bullshit This endless propaganda corporate agenda I'd like to think there's more something more I hope that I don't bore you while I whine about it I hope you won't be saddened while I cry about it So if it all fails just throw it back in my face and bury me I'm lost in this plac
Er Asshattery
What your ER nurse is really thinking: 1. Don't tell me you have abdominal pain as you eat doritos in my triage booth. 2. If you come to the ER by ambulance, the first thing I will ask you is how you are getting home. No, we don't have people on staff to drive you home, and don't tell me you don't want to "bother" one of your family members at this hour. You had no problem bothering 911 for the back pain you've had for 3 months. 3. You don't get to pick your own IV site. This will irritate me and I will probably miss your IV on purpose and start your site in the place I wanted to initially to prove a point 4. "Butterfly" is not an IV size, this word signals me to put in a larger bore needle. 5. Nausea is not a reason to come to the ER. If you are not in severe pain, are not vomiting or pooping your pants in front of me, your butt goes back to the waiting room. 6. How can you have the worst migraine of your life, but be able to yell at me about the wait after you jus
Erase My Mind Plz...
So lately i have been seeing alot of kids in many different situations. Makes me wonder what goes on in peoples minds sometimes. Recently i transported a child one of three that had been abused she wss only maybe 2 months old or so. Seriously such a young innocent child abused at such a age wtf is wrong with people hell abuse shouldnt happen ever i have worked with cps before and seen some case studies were it was more stupid parents not abuse. but this child had beat marks and was on a vent etc etc... Sometimes now when i close my eyes i wish i could erase shit like this from my mind..... Sorry peeps had to share a lil part of my life in a serious manner for once. This is only the tip of the mountain to some things that stick with me daily. As a society things really do need to change. Not for economy but for the way we treat other, family, friends, people we dont know. I always figured i had tough skin but this is starting to get to me just a lil... ............Pretty sure mo
*erased (just Another Pretty Face)
I've heard this all beforeThe sky gets dark,as the rain begins to pourAnother memory of youYou fade away,your face begins to blurHow many times should I bring you upAnother blade,another cutYou think you've got to the best of meI'm just getting startedJust wait and seeYou're just another pretty faceBehind all the makeup you're a fakeI've had as much as I can takeJust watch as you become erasedAnd I can see through your disguiseWith every promise,and every lineWhat you create,you cannot hideI won't fall for another lieYou think you've got the best of meIt's a battle of wordsJust wait and seeYou're just another pretty faceBehind all the makeup you're a fakeI've had as much as I can takeJust watch as you become erased
I want to stop this aching pain in my chest just cut you out of my memoryevery single hurtful word you spokefrom those blame-ful lips.:+:.I want to forget every time we fuckedevery time you told me you "loved" meevery time I actually believed youerase all the places you ever touched meForget the way your scent smells that lingers on my skin for hours upon daysbreaking my common sence.:+:.I want to break your hearttear and twist at the chordssinging the sweet pain of your screamsHurt you so deeplythat it tears you apart.:+:.I want to stop loving you delete you from my hard driveevery memory obliterated completelyyour voice is all that I can hear
Erato Strike
It happens all the time. You read a poem. An image strikes you. There's no help for it, you have to write one too. Of definitions When ego fades to nothingness And soul hangs on the edge of something indefinable, Do you know where you are? Do you know who you are? In whispered directions In hissing of held breaths and gasps In joined climbing of a joyous peak How do you define The deed, the need, the outcome? Life worshipping life? When heart is full When speech is lost When a monsoon of sweat brings bodies to harvest in due time As hand meets hand and fingers flame caresses When the sanctity of Vedic chants infuses sweat- drenched murmurs, When kisses replace the one hundred and eight praises of divinity And heartbeats echo the tempo of temple bells As body worships body: What is prayer? What does it mean? A little death.
E Rays In The Hunt For The Second Al Wild Card -- Until Oakland Beat Texas 4-3 Later Monday Night. Baltimore Already Is Assured Of Being In The Playof
ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. -- Bad news was waiting for Joe Maddon in the morning. The Tampa Bay Rays manager said he planned to hit the sack and sleep "like a baby" on Monday night, rather than stay up to see whether his team got the help it needed to remain in the playoff race. No such luck. Tampa Bay beat the Baltimore Orioles 5-3 for its 11th victory in 12 games, an impressive stretch that kept the Rays in the hunt for the second AL wild card -- until Oakland beat Texas 4-3 later Monday night. Baltimore already is assured of being in the playoffs for the first time in 15 years, but still has its sights on outlasting the Yankees for the AL East title. The Orioles fell a game out of first place behind New York when the Yankees beat Boston. "Weve played 12 playoff games and weve won 11 of them," said Maddon, whose team has outscored opponents 80-31 during the surge. "I just love the way our guys are going about their business." Alex Cobb allowed two hits over seven innings, Ben Z
Erbacks Played One Ser
LANDOVER, Md. -- Robert Griffin III was the last player announced during pregame ceremonies. He emerged from the tunnel, through the large inflatable Washington Redskins football helmet and onto the field, raising both arms to pump up a crowd eager for his first head-to-head matchup with Andrew Luck. Like everything else about the rookie, Griffin was doing something new -- but looking as if hed done it before. "Ive never had my own introduction ever, high school or college, so that was extremely fun with the smoke and everything," Griffin said. "It was like youre in a movie." In many ways, Saturdays game was promoted like a movie opening, the curtain raiser for a budding quarterback rivalry between the Nos. 1 and 2 picks in the draft. The co-stars responded with a display of A-list poise and promise as Griffins Redskins defeated Lucks Indianapolis Colts 30-17. Top pick Luck completed 14 of 23 passes for 151 yards and a touchdown to fellow rookie T.Y. Hilton. Heisman Trophy
Erb Is Kickin In Rejects
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Er Blistered The Ball From 31 Yar
CARSON, Calif. -- Victor Bernardez scored on a free kick deep into stoppage time Sunday night to lift the San Jose Earthquakes to a 1-0 triumph over the Los Angeles Galaxy in the opener of their Western Conference semifinal series. The Honduran defender blistered the ball from 31 yards through the Galaxy wall at the top of the box and off goalkeeper Josh Saunders, who was unable to keep it from crossing the goal line. The second leg in the aggregate series is Wednesday in Santa Clara with the winner in the aggregate series advancing to a home-and-home matchup with the Seattle Sounders or Real Salt Lake for a berth in the Dec. 1 MLS Cup final. "Its halftime," said San Jose coach Frank Yallop, whose team twice rallied from two-goal deficits to beat L.A. and overcame two disadvantages for a 2-2 draw two weeks ago in the regular-season meetings between the longtime rivals. "It was an even game, they shaded on chances, for sure, but were going home now. ... Were one up, but 90 m
The 'erb That's Superb
This is a story about hash and dope The wonderful weed that helps love and hope You skin up a spliff with rizles and care Then load it with sensi and fly if you dare You light it - Inhale - Wait for the hit to begin Then all of a sudden you're face has a grin :o) The floor starts to move and you're down on your knees The things a smoke can make you believe! You smoke with your friends then maybe you munch I often choose crisps and get off on the crunch It's better than drink coz it won't make you sick A much better high with a real friendly kick! It grows on the earth and reaches up high I hope I'm well stoned on the day that I die So next time you're tense and all full of stress Sit down - Skin up - YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE!
Er Cent Of His Passes For 6,019 Yards And 26 Touchdowns And 30 Interceptions. He Was Released Last Preseason
SEPANG, Malaysia -- Three-time defending Formula One champion Sebastian Vettel of Red Bull won pole position at the Malaysian Grand Prix on Saturday, edging out the Ferraris of Felipe Massa and Fernando Alonso just as the rain-affected qualifying session ended. It was the second pole in a row and 38th overall for the German, who finished third at the season-opening Australian GP last week after having trouble with his tires. Vettel took top spot on the grid by almost a second, causing him to scream "Yes!" in celebration when told by his team. "Im a bit surprised by the gap. I had a decent lap and was very happy, obviously," Vettel said. "It was quite tricky because some parts of the track were still wet and others were dry. Overall, a very good session. "It will be a long race and difficult to know the true pace. Managing the tires will be crucial, and we go from there. We know the pace is there, so hopefully we can get to the checkered flag in the same position." Australian GP winner
Ercho Cancelled Again & Link To "vent"
THIS SUCKS! I UNDERSTAND THE PRODUCERSREAD THIS BOARD MAYBE THEY WILL PICK UP ON FX, SCI-I IF YOU ARE A FAN- LAST CHANE!! GO HERE TO "VENT" HERE IS THE STORY: LOS ANGELES (AP) -- "Jericho," the post-apocalyptic CBS drama whose devoted fans rallied to save it from cancellation, has met its end. The show failed to increase its audience and will air its final episode Tuesday, the network said Friday. "Without question, there are passionate viewers watching this program; we simply wish there were more," CBS Entertainment President Nina Tassler said in a statement. "We have no regrets bringing the show back for a second try." "Jericho," which stars Skeet Ulrich, was canceled last May, triggering a fan protest that deluged the network with about 40,000 pounds of peanuts - a tribute to the defiant "Nuts!" line uttered by Ulrich's character in the first-season finale. CBS relented and ordered seven new episodes, wh
Er David Bowie Gamle Kong David Reborn?
Ja. Mange ting kan tyde på det. La oss først fortsette diskusjonen om Bibelen som et bilde på Elefanten og derfor også et bilde på Isis. Det mistenkelige er at Salomos Høysang som det første uttrykket for en kvinnelig stemme, en sort kvinnes, kommer like etter at David har blitt feiret over noen hundre sider. Og enda mer spesielt er det at både David og Salomo tilsynelatende var religiøse og dikteriske genier. De levde flere hundreår etter opprøret mot Egypts religion, og var bare en del av en tradisjon. Omtrent like merkelig som at Jesus skulle vært ukjent med egyptisk religion. Det fører mistanken videre til sagnet om David mot Goliat. På hvilken måte kunne David symbolsk ha blindet Israels fiende, Egypt og Isis? Kan han ha oppfunnet slaktelammet? Ja. Sjansen er der. Men ettersom det dreier seg om blinding av en kjempe (en ELEFANT) av en mann kan vi gå ut fra at det henspilles på eplene i Edens Hage. Sagnet om Adam og Eva er derfor to historier lagt sammen. Jøden
Er/designated Hitter Jon Weber Has Been
WINNIPEG - Winnipeg Goldeyes manager Rick Forney announced today that pitcher Brian Leach has been released. Leach, 26, had an 11.74 ERA in three outings, including one start. He wasnt the pitcher of record in any of the three games he pitched in. This roster move gets the Goldeyes down to 22 players, including 11 pitchers and 11 position players, to meet the American Associations roster deadline yesterday. The American Association also announced today that Goldeyes outfielder/designated hitter Jon Weber has been suspended two games and first baseman Yurendell de Caster has been suspended one game for being ejected following an altercation in the eighth inning of Saturdays game in El Paso. Both players will begin serving their suspensions immediately. The Goldeyes will host the Amarillo Sox tomorrow night for the teams home opener at Shaw Park. Game time is 7 p.m. There are more than 7,100 tickets have been sold for the game tomorrow night. Cheap Nike NFL Jerseys . -- The s
Er Deal Just Prior To The 2010 Campaign. In
Toronto – Toronto Rock General Manager has announced the signing of Captain Colin Doyle to a one-year contract. Doyle is one of two franchise players, as designated by the lacrosse club, along with Josh Sanderson. The 15-year NLL veteran has spent twelve of those seasons with the Rock franchise and has been a member of all six Toronto championship teams. Doyle began his NLL career in 1998 with the Ontario Raiders, played for the Rock from 1999 to 2006 and was then traded to San Jose prior to the 2007 season where he spent three seasons. He was re-acquired by the Rock in a blockbuster deal just prior to the 2010 campaign. In his twelve seasons with the Rock franchise he has accumulated 371 goals, 527 assists and 898 points, which are all franchise bests. “Colin is one of the best leaders this sport has ever seen,” expressed Rock GM Terry Sanderson. “Hes done so much for this game, this franchise and this city. Hes a champion and his work ethic and pro
Erdomne Version Of Other One ;)
The setting sun casts its shadows through the barred window high in the wall. spread out before me there you lay. your body glistening in the faint glow of a torch spills it light through the cracks in the door.... As my eyes adjust to the dimness , you start to take shape. your long silky strands of fire red hair brush gently accross your shoulders. Across the cell I see you cowering in the corner. I see the reflection of sweat running down your face and neck. Your enchanting eyes sparkle with rays of excitement as I follow down the path of the sweat. I come to your soft shoulders and enticing neck showing out of the peasant shirt. Your bosom heaving with passion as I notice your clothes ripped and torn (from some long time off run through dark woods). Your long smooth legs exposed on the left side from the hip down. Yet even under the present conditions, you stand there as enchanting and seductive as any women of the high court. As The setting sun casts its
E Really Hungry For This Series. Its A Matchup That Quite Frankly If Were Going To Go Far, The Confidence If We Could Win This Series Would Be Astrono
ST. LOUIS - This time around, the St. Louis Blues are determined not to be a mere speed bump for the Los Angeles Kings. Coach Ken Hitchcock likes his teams chances of making a deep playoff run, but scoffed away a suggestion that the Blues and Kings have a lot of similarities. After sweeping the Blues in the second round last spring en route to the franchises first Stanley Cup, Los Angeles won all three games this season, too, and have taken eight in a row overall. "Look, we havent beaten them in two years," Hitchcock said Monday. "I think were really hungry for this series. Its a matchup that quite frankly if were going to go far, the confidence if we could win this series would be astronomical." The Blues have won 12 of their last 15 with a mix of stingy goaltending, tight checking and just enough offence. They won their last six at home to claim the fourth seed in the Western Conference after finishing one point ahead of the Kings. Forward T.J Oshie, expected back from ankle surgery
Greek The personification of "Underworld Darkness" who arose out of Chaos at the beginning of Time. Erebos mated with Nyx (night) and so sired Charon. His duty done, he retired to anonymity.
Erection Day,
I was lounging around staying in bed waiting for something to cum of all this,,,Then the phone rang and a friend asked did I vote?? I said what?? Its eLection day she proclaimed,, I guess I misunderstood,,,So I rushed down to the polling place,,,amidst stares,, I cast my vote,,I guess I should have waited for the erection to go down before I went to do the election stuff??? Anyway,,,enough humor,, For those that care,,,My IP is upgrading our system to Fiber Optics,,,it is gonna be nice once its done,,,but in the meantime,,,things arent working well...So If I am not on,,,this is Why,,It is running temp until the next snip,,,So love ya all and will be back,,,,
Erectile Dysfunction Can Signal Heart Trouble
Erectile dysfunction may be a warning sign of serious heart disease, researchers from the University of Chicago report. Recent studies have tied erectile dysfunction to vascular disease, but this study links it with abnormal results on cardiac stress testing. One recent report found that men who had no problems with sexual function at the start of the seven-year study but later developed erectile dysfunction were 25 percent more likely to have a heart attack or stroke compared with those who did not develop erectile dysfunction. The latest study appears in the Jan. 23 issue of the Archives of Internal Medicine. "Among patients with symptoms that require stress testing, we found a very high prevalence of erectile dysfunction," said lead researcher Dr. R. Parker Ward, director of the university's cardiology clinic. "Over 50 percent had some degree of erectile dysfunction." In their study, Ward and colleagues examined 221 men who had nuclear stress testing, a common, noninv
Erectile Dysfunction
hey guys its me the milf hunter and im here today to discuss a deep topic which may make some guys uncomfortable erectile dysfunction its your fault and theirs also to blame all these damn porn sites after a while you watch the same porn over and over again then you lose your hardon when watching to chicks get it on or some muscle bound freak of nature whos cock looks like something out of one of the alien movies bangs the skinniest slut he could find and perty much taps her brain with it it gets old and things in bed usually get to the piont where even when a blowjob might have once been the greatest wake up ever now is a chore to even get it up in the morning just stp watching porn for a while go out get some excercise stay away from viagra cialis enzyte maxxiderm and just get in shape thats whats wronge and when your wife girlfriend hired fuckbuddy or office secretary with a cup size of tripple d see's your getting in better shape theyll get kinky as shit cause 40 years from now wh
Erections ??
A bakery owner hires a young sexy blonde who liked to wear very short sexy skirts and thong panties, not to mention braless tops that showed of her big boobs. One day a young man comes into the store, glances at the sexy girl and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the sexy girl and the length of her skirt (or lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread - on the very top shelf - he politely says to the hottie, "I'd like some raisin bread, please." She climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, providing the young man with an excellent view of the thongs and the tits, just as he surmised she would. When the blonde comes down the ladder, he says he really should get two loaves as he is having company for dinner. As the sexy woman retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what is going on. Thinking quickly, he orders a loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view. With each trip up the ladder, the
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Erectile Dysfunction
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again ...ONE, TWO, THREE...UUH!" all night long. In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get a hard on." The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?" "I couldn't even get on the bed
I mean, election So yesterday was the election, and ...I didn't vote. Why? Cause its my vote for McCain against 20 dead voters' votes for Osama. Some Cunty McCunts AKA Ms Horseface that stays at the hotel all the time came up to me in the morning and said: " OMG! Aren't you glad he won??!" Me : "what made you assume that I voted for HIM?" Cunt: "oh, you didn't?" Me: "uhm...I would rather not talk about my politics with guests. But the hint is that my candidate lost" wtf?? Why do ppl have to shove their stupid politics in someone's face? grr
An Erect Penis
An erect penis is referred to in slang as a woodie.  Why isn't a swollen clitoris called a goodie?
Erectile Dysfunction Drugs Or Natural Solutions?
Do you have trouble getting or maintaining an erection? Do you not last long in bed or suffer from poor sexual stamina? If this applies to your situation, then you may actually suffer from erectile dysfunction. It’s not the end of the world anymore, unlike a few decades ago when if you were diagnosed with erectile dysfunction it generally meant that you were not going to be able to enjoy sex anymore. However, much advancement has take place within this realm, and now there are several erectile dysfunction drugs as well as natural treatment options that you can consider for treating your ED.   Erectile Dysfunction Drugs Can Cause Side Effects & Interactions One thing to consider with erectile dysfunction drugs are side effects. Some people straight off the bat can’t take them because they have a preexisting medical condition, or because they taking medications that can create complications or interactions. Additionally, there is a list of known side effects that has been
E Relief Outings. The 24-year-old Allowed Two Hits
(Sports Network) - Rookie Chad Jenkins will be in tough as he faces Jeremy Hellickson and the Tampa Bay Rays who will be going for a three-game sweep of the Toronto Blue Jays at Tropicana Field. Jenkins, will be making his first big league start after 10 consecutive relief outings. The 24-year-old allowed two hits and no runs through his first five outings across seven innings, but has been scored upon at least once in each of his last five performances. He tossed five innings against the Rays on Sept. 2 and was touched for seven hits and two runs in Tampa Bays 9-4 win. Overall, in 18 1/3 innings, Jenkins has allowed 21 hits and 10 runs with six walks and eight strikeouts, allowing a .280 opposition batting average. Hellickson was 13-10 with a 2.95 earned run average in his initial full season in the big leagues, but has struggled with run support for much of 2012 while winning just eight of 18 decisions -- in spite of a 3.31 ERA. Hes failed in five tries at win No. 9 since
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Eres el lucero que ilumina mis noches, como dulce nota alivias mi sufrir, nuevo canto que alegra mi vivir, a ti completa me entrego sin quejas ni reproches. Tus ojos negros como azabaches, alborotan todo mi existir, sentimiento tan profundo que no puedo definir, toda a ti me doy para que de mi amor te ensanches. Como agua dulce de coco me endulsas el paladar, cual roja manzana lista para saborear, enredados en pasión y un nuevo amor crear, toda la noche entera a ti me he de dar. Con ternura, con cariño todo mi amor te entregaré, olvidandonos de todo y todos, siempre juntos, siempre atados, entre besos y caricias a tu lado dormiré.
Eres Tu ... Recuerdos De Un Verano Caloroso ....
Eres Mi Religion By Mana
E Rest Of The Season.dddddddddddd That Leaves Manager Paolo Di Canio With Only Danny Graham And Connor Wickha
(Sports Network) - The Toronto Maple Leafs will look to continue their great play at home when they welcome the New York Rangers to the Air Canada Centre this evening. Toronto returns home after splitting a home-and-home series with Buffalo. The Maple Leafs completed a perfect four-game homestand with a 2-0 victory over the Sabres on Tuesday, but were dealt a 3-2 setback in Buffalo last night. Mikhail Grabovski and Joey Crabb scored first-period goals to help the Leafs erase an early two-goal deficit, but Jonas Gustavsson was beaten by Jason Pominville for the game-winner in the second period. "I didnt really see the pass because a guy was screening me," said Gustavsson, who made 22 saves. "It was a quick play and sometimes you are going to get beat by that." Toronto, which failed to win five in a row for the first time since Jan. 27- Feb. 6, 2007, returns home to begin a five-game residency and is 12-5-4 as the host this year. The Maple Leafs have posted a pair of 4-2 victories in Ne
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I am having some issues trying to upload pics to my photo albums from websites. Anyone able to help me? Any and all help is appreciated!
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The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man likes children And will raise them by your side He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride. The perfect man loves cooking Cleaning and vacuuming too He'll do anything in his power To convey his feelings of love on to you. The perfect man is sweet Writing poetry from your name He's a best friend to your mother And kisses away your pain. He never has made you cry Or hurt you in any way To hell with this endless poem The perfect man is gay
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Smartphones haben den traditionellen Gebrauch eines Mobiltelefons ersetzt. Einmal in erster Linie auf Anrufe empfangen und t?tigen verwendet haben Mobiltelefone einen langen Weg zurückgelegt. Wir leben und atmen Sie die Zukunft der Technologie. Heute sind Handys die am h?ufigsten verwendeten Gadget. Smartphones und viele erweiterte Funktionen der neuen Industrie hie? Anwendung geboren. Mit spannenden Spielen und einfachen Zugang zu Nachrichten und ein "s Lieblings-Produkte und Unternehmen Apple iPhone war unter den ersten,  die das Handy zu erh?hen und bietet eine Applikations-Plattform für seine Kunden. -android 4.2 Vor dem Zorn der erste iPhone App Store ist eine der beliebtesten Erfahrungen der Nutzer. Mit Android und Windows 8 Plattform ist auch mit  Smartphones w?chst exponentiell. Unternehmen auf der ganzen Welt zu finden eine mobile Anwendung als einen neuen Weg, um das Wachstum zu erh?hen und mit ihrer Zielgruppe direkt beteiligt werden.-china handy Um eine mobile Anwendung z
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Just in case anyone was wondering why health care in America is so expensived, we have a patient in our ER right now, because of a cold sore. And wouldn't ya know! She's on medical assistance! Which means the tax payers are footing the bill....Dumb bitch could have gone to Walgreens, bought some Abreva, but no. She's wasting tax dollars because she has a little sore on her whore mouth.
Well, it's the weekend before the big work trip, and like always, instead of spending all my time with my honey, we've got my niece....AKA Devil Child....ERG...Have a great weekend everyone!
would really like to have a hug. or possibly sleep by a warm body. have any sort of happiness in my life...
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Ergh Well Yeah
ergh! what a depressing feeling! iunno why i come online.. you all live in different time zones so is hardly any1 here to chat too! :( well what a shitty week! my cousin passed away on wednesday, luckly he didnt feel anything but yeah scared the shit outta me, he had heart problems like i do.. cud so easily of been me (and part of me wishes it was.. wudnthave been such a great loss then...) college and work sucks, spend far 2 much time being busy that i got no time to have fun.. and when i do have the time im 2 burned out to do anything! lifes such a bitch. now i remember why i dont do these often, i talk far 2 much! blah blah blah fucking blah! i really wanna go play need for speed carbon but my ps2 desided it didnt wanna work... dont wanna buy a new 1 cus dont play it often so yeah that shat on last weekend and now imma be bored this weekend 2! well whoeva reads this thanks very muchly and sorry for wasting your time with my mindless rants.. neways.. byebye
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Back Pain Relief Pack when sitting is a very common problem for many people today, because the session was to set a higher amount of pressure on the spine has nerves and muscles surrounding the spine. Obtain relief from this pressure is not easy to implement, unless you only resist this to relieve the pressure. Being a developer of office and professional, I explored many ergonomic office chairs since I started in the business of office furniture in 1992. At that time, many fresh products are designed to provide back support in the lumbar region and chairs, which takes the stress of the back with angles and shapes rear seats and even a heated massage. But I found someone who actually offered the option of both hot and cold treatment that was built on a chair. Many doctors support the cold treatment to reduce swelling of the muscle tissue surrounding the area most injuries in all damage not only back pain. Usually after 2-3 days of cold treatment the swelling is red
Confused. Conflicted. Unsure. Doubting. Hurting. Scared. Pained. Sometimes, when you think something is what it isn't really that at all. When you think you have something, only to find out that you have been fooling yourself into thinking it was something it isn't...when you realize that what you have is something than what you thought it was...when you see that you have been deluding yourself..when you realize what an idiot you've been...then what? Insecurities. Worries. Doubts. Fears. Emotions building, doubt escalating. Unsure, unfelt, unknown. Deep dark secrets abounding, wicked thoughts rising. Situations going from bad to worse. Insecurities fueling themselves for no cause, evil intent building inside. Doubting yourself, doubting others, doubting beliefs, doubting hope. Fear controlling, thoughts of what ifs going bad. Consuming my soul, overpowering logic. Fear of loss, fear of pain, fear of hurting someone else. Fear of saying the wrong thing, taki
Eric Thanks U!
So, my latest obsession is uploading songs from ares driving my husband CRAZY!!!! oh not the fact that I spend all my time uploading he could give a rats ass but the fact that I have uploaded several HIM songs but, repeatedly play one song over and over "Your Sweet 666" which to the point that eric threatened to like break my speakers so, I replied fine but, you would have to buy me new ones! lol So, to Barb for telling me about Ares Eric would like to personally thank you for adding another to thing to my obsession list and to Rayne for making me go from a semi fan of HIM to a 24/7 fan! He would like to say to both of you "Thanks a lot for driving me nuts!!! LOL just joking guys...eric is building a log cabin right now....but, he wasnt to happy with me when I started blasting My Chemical Romance let me tell you! lol Its 3am and I dont have to work for the next two days so, there will be alot of uploading going on! and you say to yourself get a hobby! Right now my hobby is upload
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Eric's Pic.
I spoke to my girl on the phone today and god I have missed your voice babes.. I hope you like the present I sent you Your worth it xxx
Eric Clapton
(1)Layla(2)Badge(3)Cocaine(4)Have You Ever loved A Woman(5)Wonderful Tonight(6)I Shot the Sherrif(7)Sunshine Of Your Love
Eric Burden And The Animals
Eric Is A Jerk!!!!
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Eric Icxtac Barry User #651004
this m/f right here decided he'd block me from his profile after having his jollys with my nude pics. This is the only way to warn other ppl about him. It's my dumb ass fault I should have known better now who knows what he's done to the pics and frankly his penis wasn't big or average it was just there.
Eric Cartman Sings Styx's Come Sail Away... (southpark)
Really okay Im a freakin freak and well.. This is actually my favorite version of this song so I just HAD TO post this rofl.
Erica Jong - The Long Tunnel Of Wanting You
...on of the most sensual poems EVER! The Long Tunnel of Wanting You From How to Save Your Own Life This is the long tunnel of wanting you. Its walls are lined with remembered kisses wet & red as the inside of your mouth, full & juicy as your probing tongue, warm as your belly against mine, deep as your navel leading home, soft as your sleeping cock beginning to stir, tight as your legs wrapped around mine, straight as your toes pointing toward the bed as you roll over & thrust your hardness into the long tunnel of my wanting, seeding it with dreams & unbearable hope, making memories of the future, straightening out my crooked past, teaching me to live in the present present tense with the past perfect and the uncertain future suddenly certain for certain in the long tunnel of my old wanting which before always had an ending but now begins & begins again with you, with you, with you. © Erica Mann Jong
~ Eric Clapton - Layla ~
Eric Clapton - Cocaine
Eric Benet Feat. Roy Ayers - When You Think Of Me
ERIC BENET feat. Roy Ayers "When You Think Of Me" Hello baby how ya' been, nice to see your face again Strange to see you coming 'round, when you're the one who put me down We were such a happy pair, but then another man was there So forgive me I don't understand, just what you want from me As you can see my life's been good I moved the family out the neighborhood And all my dreams I've realized, to think you said it was a waste of time It's never hard to make new friends, when you're making Benjamins Now did I hear you say again. . . You're still thinking of me? [Chorus:] Do you feel like dying, do you break down crying Do you fall down on your knees Don't want to go on living, does your world start spinning When you think of me All I had was love to bring But you was on some ol' material thing Looks like you're still trying to drive them mad But it's not easy when your credit's bad I didn't know that I could feel so blue It took some time but
Eric Hoffer
"It is when power is wedded to chronic fear that it becomes formidable." Eric Hoffer (1902 - 1983) The Passionate State of Mind, 1954
Eric Caban
Well it has been one year since my friend Eric died over here doing what he he believed in. I can't believe it's had been so long yet I feel like he just e-mailed me yessterday about going to he beach on our steel horses. Most of you didn't know him at all but I will say this to the brothers; he would have made a great one of us. That motherfucker was so crazy but at the same time loving and caring, he lived life to the fullest and would have given you his bike to ride if you needed. Eric would have fit right in with us. Brother I know you are up there drunk as a monkey, probably talking shit to God himself. I hope you are at peace and wathcing over the rest of us. Youa re missed my friend by more than you can ever imagine. Until we get to ride again I love you man.
~ Eric Clapton - Cocain ~
~ Eric Clapton - Tears In Heaven ~
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Eric Clapton - Wonderful Tonight
Erich Segal
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
I love You allso Eric!! Think i would froget You??!! No Way!! Free Photo Decorator Generator This is Eric link... give his Lots and Lots of Love!! Eric S. Humming-Penguin is back for a bit@ fubar Thank You, juju
Eric Clapton - Tears In Heaven
Eric Clapton "wonderful Tonight"
Babes I miss you so much and I want to come see you. You make me smile and cheer me up when I am down. Love you lots xxx
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Eric Clapton - Eric Clapton / Tears In Heaven
Erica Belanger Aka 'freakychica27'
erica belanger aka 'freakychica27' Another fucking downrating bitch ass newb. Undoubtedly a fake account. So just a heads up, the bitch's links are below. View Downrater Block Downrater Leave Comment For Downrater
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Are you taller than your mom? no Are you an emotional person? that is like asking if there are tides in the ocean.... Are you confused? nope not at all.... What are you listening to right now? american's next top model... why am i watching this? Do you crack your knuckles? (looking around)... no................... What is the background on your cell phone? Miss Mary Beth Harris the love of my life hehe Describe your phone: a pink razor Has anyone ever spread a rumor about you? jealousy does that kind of thing doesn't it? Do you have any trophies? yep What did you do yesterday? went down into dc, spent time with the family, cooked an awesome dinner and watched the rain fall. Have you ever punched a hole in the wall? no my hands are too pretty for that Whats on your wish list for birthday? a beach and a certain someone... but it looks the only sand we will have is back in the desert... Do you think you are a good person? of cours
What Erica Means You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone. You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together. At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together. You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something. You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense. You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun. You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing. You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long. You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start. You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily.
Eric Clapton Wonderful Tonight
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Eric Clapton = Cocaine
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Eric And Jared Of Bless The Fall
I was met out at the bus bay by BTF's tour manager, Dougie. I was taken by surprise, I guess I wasn't expecting the manager of a christian metal band to be tattooed and pierced! Very cool guy, got me in the venue as there was some confusion with the pass I was given...All Access, hmmm should we let her in? He let me make their room my hangout for most of the concert and let me tell you that their room, which was some sort of recreational area, was so popular that I ran into members of Idiot Pilot and Atreyu while there. After getting acquainted with the band, Eric, Jared and I headed into the hallway where it was considerably quieter! Of course they got the fun spinning chairs while I had to sit on my crappy stationery seat but those are the spoils of fame and Jared did give me a breath mint, which didn't even it out but it was still a nice gesture! KM: So how has the TOC tour been treating you? Jared: It's been going pretty awesome, a lot of cool bands and a lot of c
I want to introduce you crazy people to my good {real life} friend Erica! Please show her some love. She's an absolute doll! I has teh love for her. ♥ ~EricaLeigh~@ fubar
Eric Clapton - Let It Rain
The rain is falling through the mist of sorrow that surrounded me. The sun could never thaw away the the bliss that lays around me. Let it rain, let it rain, Let your love rain down on me. Let it rain, let it rain, Let it rain, rain, rain. Her life was like a desert flower burning in the sun. Until I found the way to love, it's harder said than done. Chorus Now I know the secret; there is nothing that I lack. If I give my love to you, you'll surely give it back. Chorus
Eric Cartman
Eric Clapton - Cocaine
Eric Clapton - I Shot The Sheriff
Big bellied mama Moody Laying in bed. Out popped his head, Body following. Cries fill the air As He makes the transition From a warm Dark Womb. To the Bright Cold depths Of the Delivery room. Wrapepd in a blanket, Placed in her arms. Brought home to be laid in a bassanet. Nights out partying, Left him to me. Rubber duckies float in the tub Which looked like a ship in stormy weather As he splashed in Excitement. He was my little angel. Crystal Blue eyes, Curly blonde hair, Topped off like a sundae With a crooked Toothless smile. He no longer called them …Mommy And Daddy… To him that was me. I spent all my time with him, I was his protector. Taken from me to far off Nevada. Their fights broke us up, And love got them back together. No longer haters but lovers, Don’t worry baby boy… I’ll see you, This Summer!
I know I've changed. Things have changed me. I'm still me. Still tryin' to be. If it's peace I need, Peace I shall seek. I did'nt find peace, Peace found me. By: Erica McNeal
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Eric Woolfson
BERLIN (AP) — An agent says Eric Woolfson, co-founder of the 1970s British progressive rock group Alan Parsons Project, known for the hits "Eye in the Sky" and "Don't Answer Me," has died of cancer. He was 64. Gallissas Theaterverlag, a company that represented Woolfson in Germany, said Thursday the musician died this week in London. Woolfson's Web site said he died early Wednesday.Woolfson was born March 18, 1945, in Glasgow, Scotland. Together with Alan Parsons he founded the group, whose music was popular in the U.S. and Germany.After the group disbanded in the 1990s Woolfson continued to work as a music producer and composer of musicals. His musical "Edgar Allan Poe" is currently playing in Berlin.
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Erik's Bachelor Party
Approximately 4 months ago, I had the honor of joining a friend at his bachelor party, and here is the tally of events + points awarded. We started out at going up to Skip Barber Driving School (I know a guy) to go really fast in Formula One cars like it's goddamn La Mans 24. Then to my bud Frank’s house drinking beers (10 man points) and playing video games (5 man points) eating half a tub of party mix (2 man points) and somehow consuming three pounds of onion dip (15 man points). From there we went to a barbecue place for dinner (20 man points) and filled our bellies with various kinds of meat served to us in heaps (18 man points, 23 double entendre points). One of the attendees bit the inside of his cheek while eating and started bleeding profusely (3 man points (yes, bleeding counts as something manly)) and decided to “cauterize” the wound by taking a huge swig of the bottle of hot sauce that was on the bar (35 man points). Numerous shots (15 man points) and Stella's (5 man p
All the cool kids are doing it... It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Erika 2. A four letter word: Ease 3. A boy's name: Ed 4. A girl's name: Eileen 5. An occupation: Engineer 6. A colour: Eggplant 7. Something you wear: Earrings 8. A food: Eggs 9. Something found in the bathroom: eyeshadow 10. A place: Eagle River 11. A reason for being late: Emergency 12. Something you shout: Eureka! 13. A movie title: E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial 14. Something you drink: Eggnog (well, *I* don't drink it...) 15. A musical group: Eagles 16. An animal: Elk
Erin's Dream
So she keeps having this tattoo dream, where we go to a bar and my tattoo guy Jeff is the bartender. We talk to him about getting tattoos, and he says come on up. We are going up to his tattoo parlor. So the three of us go upstairs. Erin is nervous, as anyone getting a tattoo usually is, I have lots and still get nervous everytime I get one. Is it going to hurt, or is it going to put me to sleep? So Erin lays down on her stomach, and I straddle her hips and give her a lower back massage, to take her attention away from the tattoo. Before she knows it, the tattoo is all done. She asks will I be getting one. My reply is simple "I already got one" I remove my shirt, and stand next to her. Our tattoo's tell a story, going from me to her, It begins on my back and ends on hers. It is the story we can't seem to tell in words. It is beautiful, beyond words. It is flowers and pain, and love and dismay. It is what we are to each other. She is my sister, maybe not blood, but she i
just wanted to say that ive gotten to know you erin i hated you at first because of the what i was told you did to him now i know the truth sad in a way to find out that a man could love a person so much even before they had a chance to met but now i know in my heart that you loved him as much as and he loved you erin your my best friend now i miss ross but in losing him i found a sister in you thank you ross for giving me one final suprise
Erin & Tony: Bff
Erin & Tony: BFF by cese_ed© Anthony Valdez was a real looker, with dark hair and eyes. Like his Italian father, he was over 6 feet in height and out of his three friends, was the last to turn eighteen. Eighteen. He was finally an adult but yet, something still remained from his past. He was a virgin. Living in a co-ed Catholic Preparatory school, complete with uniforms and dormitories, he thought that that time of his life would have passed, but it hasn't. It was about to change and this is his and his best friend Erin's story. Erin Marston moved into Tony's school in 2002, at the age of 16. She at first was a gawky teenage girl, and hadn't completely grown into her own body. She had braces, glasses, was as flat as a pancake, and had a very bad haircut. Tony (as Anthony prefers to be called) took to her right away, because he himself was going through an acne stage. They became best friends, and over the past two years, he has seen her blossom into a beautiful women as himsel
Erindale by apterixx© I can't believe I am standing here naked, at a cocktail party, with my arms held behind my back in handcuffs. I must be crazy, but let me tell you how it all started. About two weeks ago I met Jeff, an old friend from high school. I have been working as a journalist since finishing university, and Jeff was working as an engineer at a local high tech firm. We went for coffee and talked about old times. He asked what I was working on now, and I told him that I was researching an underground group called Erindale. When I mentioned this, his face lit up, like he was surprised and knew more than he was saying. He said he had heard of the group, but wondered why I was so interested in finding out about it. I told him that I had been doing freelance work for a local community paper, and they had asked me to find out what I could. We talked for about an hour but Jeff kept steering the conversation back to sexual subjects. He wanted to know everything about my
Erinyes (furies)
Greek/Roman The vengeful "daughters of the night" who came into being when Kronos castrated his father and spilled the blood on Mother Earth (Gaia). They pursue evil-doers on earth and oversee their punishment in the underworld. They are three in number: Allekto ("she who is relentless"), Teisiphone ("she who avenges murder"), and Megaira ("she who is resentful"). The three of them run in a pack. Their gang colors include serpent headdresses. Patricides and matricides, especially, have much to fear of this trio: they wave torches and do not cease pursuit until they have run the sinner down.
Erin Brockovich
George: How many numbers you got? Erin Brockovich: Oh, I got numbers comin' outta my ears. For instance: ten. George: Ten? Erin Brockovich: Yeah. That's how many months old my baby girl is. George: You got a little girl? Erin Brockovich: Yeah. Yeah, sexy, huh? How 'bout this for a number? Six. That's how old my other daughter is, eight is the age of my son, two is how many times I've been married -- and divorced; sixteen is the number of dollars I have in my bank account. 850-3943. That's my phone number, and with all the numbers I gave you, I'm guessing zero is the number of times you're gonna call it.
Erin's Pimp Out Bully
Erin Andrews Threatened
Celeb Erin Andrews has been getting hate emails threatening to kill her. what’s up with that? She only did Dancing with the Stars and is an ESPN reporter. It has something to do with Michael David Barrett who went to prison for stalking her. Read more if you dare BlasFM doesn’t threaten. We just encourage you to listen 24/7.
Er. In Earlier Opening-round Matches,
HOUSTON -- Defending champion Ryan Sweeting held off qualifier Ricardo Mello of Brazil 6-3, 7-6 (6) in a first-round match of the U.S. Mens Clay Court Championships on Tuesday. The American is unseeded this year as his ranking has fallen from 93 at last years event to 143. Sweeting missed a chance to take charge of the second set when he took Mello to three break points in the 11th game before Mello fought back to hold for a 6-5 lead. Sweeting held serve in the 12th game to force the tiebreaker. In earlier opening-round matches, Igor Kunitsyn of Russia beat Xavier Malisse of Belgium 6-4, 6-2, Paolo Lorenzi of Italy beat Wayne Odesnik of the U.S. 6-7 (3), 6-2, 6-3 and Horacio Zeballos of Argentina beat Adrian Ungur of Romania 6-3, 6-3. Wholesale NFL Jerseys From China . He couldnt help the Rangers on Tuesday night in their 6-2 loss to the Los Angeles Angels. Mike Trout and Albert Pujols hit home runs in a three-run sixth to help make a winner out of Jered Weaver. The Angels fol
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Eris Greco-Roman goddess of Discord and Chaos adopted in the 20th century by the Discordians. Eris was the personification of strife. Known to the Romans as Discordia, she was a sister of Mars and belonged to the retinue of Mars and Bellona. She is said to have a son known as Strife. In Greco-Roman mythology she was variously blamed for strife, deceit, contention, murder, wars, disputation, and rivalry. She has been associated with the Fool and Tower tarot cards (representing both her trickster and her destructive aspects). She is most commonly known by the part she played in: Myth of the Apple of Discord (this version extracted from the Principia Discordia - it's more or less true to most versions of the myth except for the bit about hot dogs. And about Paris being French. But what do historians know anyway?) Zeus was preparing a wedding banquet for Peleus and Thetis and did not want to invite Eris because of Her reputation as a trouble maker. This made Eris angry, an
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mmm I got some sleep =] Actually... I got a lot of sleep. I'm a big fan of sleep. I'm going to go back to sleep... Becasue I can..
....well, other than to say thanks for re-adding me, friends of old, let's never speak of this again.
hubby gave me the chainmail rings back :D have about 3.5 feet of chain linked together.. but am closing rings.. i wish i had someone closing the rings for me so i could just make the chainmail shirt >.
Ya know.. i don't mind people who rate "true" to their feelings... or whatever they wanna call it.. but.. when they have a mug like this rorytmeadows-=[TruRaters]=-@ fubar why would they want to judge people? not very smart of them in my opinion.. (btw.. i got a 3 lol)
howdy fuckers...updates and bullshit....Jarod is home on midtour...I pick him up soon...with the impending finalization in Oct...I am pretty nervous to see and spend 2 week withhim....awkward lol   Dad is GOOD he made it thru all and is bac to bein a cantankerous old fuker lol life as usual I guess...Had been so long since ihad seen him...that now I miss him much more.   Hayley isnt responding to thebetaferon..havin issues with "ms Hugs" as well but is about to go to an MS camp in  Cali..she is bitchin about it but I think it will be really good for her to meet other kids with it..and learn new ways to cope...make friends who can relate...but yeah convince a 13 year old female of something......   Lil mans Bday is the 8th...the following weeked we are doin the ren fair for it...we all always have so much fun there so I am looking forward to it.   Guess that about sums it up....I hope I can continue to be the trouble maker I am while I am barely on for the next 2 weeks...hell kn
Ok, is it just me or is it a bit weird for some random bloke to send me the sweet piece of ass drink once or twice every day?   Never any messages, or friend request, or any of that *normal crap.
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Erm..a Friends Add?
I havent done one of these in a while..mainly because I just clear most of my pending friend adds..but tis one is odd lol.   DJ Rev St John2 daysHi: OMG.. You are a Beautiful Lady Wanna be Friends? I am currently banned from fubar for protecting a fu-friend from remarks made from staff and hope to return soon and would love to be friends. If you want (your option) to see that I am for real and ask any questions my yim is: cascadejewelry or DJ Rev St John. Have a Wonderful Day :) ps...if you don't show It's Just Me Bday love today I will piss on your leg :D
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This "birdie" is getting a haircut (feathertrim?) soon, soon... (Hirsute = hairy!)
so im blagging, hell no...i mean blogging..LOL lets many of these places ive joined.. face-pic....faceperty...and facebox... DAMN LETS PARTY Bday Wish Me
so umm not like it matters.. cause i doubt anyone would actually do but it's a long shot.. made a wish list on from a request by a friend. i would really like something from there.. rather than here..something i can actually touch and the only thing i want from this site is a yea it expires next monday.. still buildin my wish list.. apperently it's not enough to go hey i really like there hot and i look hot in them:P so here's the me it's cheap stuff too.. yea i dont like even askin for stuff..*hides in shame* so made it btw..u don't have to buy me anything if u don't want to ...*holds finger gun to ur head* yea it's ur choice O_o so yea this is just another obtion for those that wanted to get me something for my bday on the 18th. *smiles* ~dinarocks
Autumn is still at school and we've got about 6 inches in snow in an hour and a half. Its white out too. I'm really worried.
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Ermm Yup
because i realized that cutie didn't remember anything.. i didn't even give him a chance... i told him i understood he was drunk and all that i wanted out of him is a friendship... even if i DID have a little crush..     now he is acting all wierd around me.. when i am around he kinda just disappears..   UGH i hate men.. i give them an out and they get freaked
Ermmmmm Take 2
As a follow up to my last blog full of updates realized this ne was locked still...fixed that) Here is the latest...if you are lost please refer to my last blog   Dad is having a final surgery next week but I am sure he will make it fine..he is too ornery not to. Hayley IS goin to the camp, i just really hope she keeps an open mind about stuff and walks away from it with something positive. In light of my divore bein final in Oct.....things havent wet too badly since he has been here, we are havin a fam party for my lil guido on Weds for his bday...and takin him to Xmen Origins...the this weekend takin him to the Ren their pics done yesterday as a 20's style flapper/gangster... will load t soon. Walked around Manitou for a bit...I miss it in that area...after Oct i plan to try to move back. olorado Springs is my home...and i have always wated t goback so what better time
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Favorite underwear: the invisible kind     Favorite music:classic rock       Ever feel like you're not good enough? nope     Do you want to be in a relationship with someone?I am       Do you like anyone?yes       Who was the last person to drive you somewhere?erm me       Do you want someone you cant have?:| yes       When was the last time you cried?yesterday       What is the last movie you watched?P2       When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?all the time       When was the last time you totally broke down?last week       If you could have one thing right now what would it be?meh idk some ice for my tea       Last person to worry about you?mom       Anyone crushing on you?yes       Has someone ever made you a promise & broke it?yes       Your ex shows up at your house what do you say?lol i live with him so i guess i say hi       Where is the person who has your heart?home       Recently

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