Fubar Blog Posts 2

The Dillemma Of A Virgin
Some times un expectantly, something will happen that will bring an old memory flooding back, that captures the emotion and feeling. Well something happened to me last night that reminded me so clearly of the days when I was a virgin student nurse. Wanting so desperately to rid myself of that cloak. Intercourse is an easy thing to do you just lay back open your legs and let someone else do it! I mean nothing could be more simple as an act so to speak for a woman. Looking back I wondered why I labored that battle for so long. In my group of student nurses I was the only one, hindered by the virginity mantle. I could do heavy petting no problem a little bit of touching, yesssss loved it but to go all the way? No Way! It was like there was a chain around my neck pulling me in the opposite diection Several times I decided that it would be best just to get it over and done with and planned it in a cold calculated decision and situation. Twice went to a room with the chosen “virgin de

Dilligaf
nsfw? probably. Stuff I put on here seems to end up there nyway. lmao....fubar? mkay....listen up....I keep seeing the ladies on here saying "no nsfw pics, don't ask to see my #@!'s, i have a cam but you can't see me, i don't want to see your c#@k....etc. First of all, I don't like looking if I can't touch/play with...(makes it hard going to wal-mart, so I go early in the a.m..) Second of all, and maybe the least important at this stage....I don't want you to see my c#@k. Not if you're not gonna play with it. NOT lol. I do love interacting with people and having a laugh occasionally. I really hate it when I send someone a profile comment after reading through pages and pages of personal stuff, looking at pics and reading blogs and then find out they don't allow profile comments.....fascist bitch for real. And this is only after I've rated and added them.... Silly Me!! If all you want out of life is other people's opinions, ask, I'm easy.....if you want a real opionon and a "c

Dill Dip
Dill Dip 1 8-oz package cream cheese, softened 1 8-oz carton sour cream 2 tablespoons finely chopped green onion 2 tablespoons snipped fresh dill or 2 teaspoons dried dill 1/2 teaspoon seasoned salt or salt milk assorted vegetable dippers, crackers or chips In a medium mixing bowl beat cream cheese, sour cream, green onion, dill, and seasoned salt with an electric mixer on low speed until fluffy. Cover and chill for 1 to 24 hours. If dipthickens after chilling, stir in 1 to 2 tablespoons milk. Serve with vegetable dippers, crackers, or chips.

Dilluted Fantasy
Verse 1 I don't know where to start(softly sung). Everything reminds me of you and what we use to have(sung). You left me in shambles of my former self(screamed). I know now that no one will ever pick me up off of the shelf(screamed). Chorus) You and I are meant to be(screamed). This is a dilluted fantasy(screamed). In all reality, you hate me(screamed). I have nothing and nothing has me(screamed). Verse 2) Get out of my god damn thoughts and superficial dreams(screamed). I have nothing to gain, nothing to lose, so it doesn't matter what path I choose(sung). I have had all that I can take(sung). Chorus) I'm going to be happy for the rest of my god damn days(screamed). This too is a dilluted fantasy(screamed). Nothing matters much to me(sung). I won't let you see what you have turned me into(sung). You and I share a life together without wear or tether(sung). THIS IS MY DILLUTED FANTASY(screamed)!!!!!!!!!!!.

Diluted
This is a song by Slipknot, a song that I've realized fits the majority of my life. Now, this song is not depressing, it's more angry, and while I can get in to the reasons for my anger, I find no reason in getting in to it. So here, here are the lyrics: I'm cold, I'm ugly I'm always confused by everything I can stare into a thousand eyes But every smile hides a bold-faced lie It itches, it seethes, it festers and breathes My heros are dead, they died in my head Thin out the herd, squeeze out the pain Something inside me has opened up again Thoughts of me exemplified All the little flaws I have denied Forget today, forget whatever happened Everyday I see a little more of overall deficiencies I'm nothing short of being one complete catastrophe What the hell - did I - do to deserve - all of this? I save all the bullets from ignorant minds Your insults get stuck in my teeth as they grind Way past good taste, on our way to bad omens I decrease, while my symptoms

The Dilusion Of Redemption
As the light in my soul fades to black, I stare into the night sky. The moon shining down upon my skin, with no hope of redemption in sight. I scream into the darkness searching for answers. The silence is my only reprieve. The blood on my hands stirs the confusion in my mind. As the ruby red drops warm my skin, My head is swirling with wonder. Could this all be a dream? The streetlights lead me to the end of the path. I run, both wakened and weary towards the end of the drive. The ground at my feet begins to burn like the fires of hell. How much more can one body take? The light at the end of the path calls my name, But alas, my feet will take me no further. I fall to my knees, crying for redemption. For what have I done? As I look to the heavens for answers, the rain pours down on my face washing away all the shame. As the dust settles around me, the light begins to fade away. But where has everyone gone? My agony has turned cold. My body has become

Dim
Life is so unpredictable... At one time, everyone, and everything together, happy as could be, the colors: vibrant and unscathed... Now, reality is dim, at least for me, you have forgotten so it seems... I thought we were best friends, I thought we were close, I thought that you cared, Wishful thinking at the most... We both are cold, stubborn, & scorned, No one forgives, our lives continue, separate. My pain turns to anger my anger is unleashed no one understands what I am going through. Life goes on, brutal, or not. Denial, sadness, tears, and anger wonder, thoughts, memories, laughter, knowing you, I will never have any regrets...

Dim Bulb.
Sometimes when I tell someone to break a leg, I actually mean that I hope they break a leg. I won't do it myself as I hate getting my hands dirty. I just rely on universal justice to take care of it. Sometimes universal justice takes too long and you need to get a heavy, blunt object.

Dimes Don't Fall In Love....right....?
I can't live another day I just can't go on this way Why can't I just love you right Crying to sleep every night You call me babe And kiss my lips Freaky with your fingertips Then that knife Just seems to slip And we both watch My blood drip Out of all the dudes I know that you Is spittin game I know you do I never heard a words thats true I don't know why I stay with you My worlds spinning My heart dies Everytime we say goodbye Every night I seem to cry You flood my mind with all your lies I think I love you half the time Still in my my heart I'm a dime My life was drugs drinks thugs and rhymes Untill I heard the clocks last chime Times up...........

Dimebag Remembered
This weekend I showed homage to Dimebag with a Cherry Blast. I received a lot of compliments and friend requests from it. I'd like to send out a big thank you to all those folks, and to my new friends - I'm glad to have ya aboard! I also received a ton of msgs from people with stories who knew him, dated him, worked for him, was friends of friends, etc. If I didn't reply to these it's just because I didn't put up the blast for a pissing contest. I'm glad we all have stories and connections, but regardless - he is a guitar hero and a legend and that's all I'm concerned with. From my angle, I grew up in Texoma (North Texas, Southern Oklahoma). When I was 14, the hottest band from Dallas to OKC was Pantera. They were young guys but had Dime and Vin, and blew people away. I was just starting to play guitar and be in bands, so I went to a club in Denison Texas and snuck in to see them. Dime really made a huge impact on me instantly. He played loud, with a lot of style, ha

Dimesearch
Sup fellow CherryTappers... I found CherryTap via the myspace account of Belladonna (a true honey). I noticed there are tons of hot women on CherrTap. I then decided to try to be "friends" with as many of them as I can and try to compile a list of the most beautiful women on CherryTap. I'm not trying to be an asshole or anything, I just thought it would be fun. So, if you read this, let your hot friends know that they need to get at me. More to come...

Dimebag Video On Youtube
analcarbomb a low life asshole has a video on youtube.com called Dimebag deserved it! I wrote them a message and flagged there video. If you have any heart or your my friend please send them a message and flag this video. Just type in Dimebag deserved it and click on the account name. Dont let this asshole stay on youtube. PLEASE. Im so fuckin pissed off!!!!

Dimebag Darrell R.i.p.
On Dec. 8th, 2004, the world of metal lost a legendary guitarest named Dimebag Darrell Abbott. He was doing what he does best in the last moments of his life, by rocking the stage for all of his fans, until a coward took his life, by shooting him 5 times in the face at a Columbus Ohio nightclub called Alrossa Villa. It is a very sad tragedy that we won't ever get to see Dimebag Darrell play live again or hear any of his new creations. And to the sorry-ass bastard that murdered Dimebag Darrell, I believe Superjoint Ritual's Hank Williams III said it best... May you burn in the hottest corners of hell, you pistol-packin' pussyfuck! Rest in peace, Dimebag. Your legacy will never die.

* Dimension *
Dimension (Also called Frequency Band) Dimensions are fixed groupings of energy within a specific, geometrically arranged form, build upon crystallized, conscious units, of sound and light called Morphogenetic Fields (MF) or Manifestation Template. From each MF's of Dimensions are composed of stationary points of the vibration of sound and light which together form a fabric of tones, into which smaller MFs are woven From each fixed point of sound vibration, within each Dimension of MF, an electrical current of consciousness emerges. Cosmic morphogenetic structure is ordered into sets of systems, each one comprising 15 dimensions and referred to as a "15 dimensional matrices" grouped in sets of 3, forming a morphogenetic blueprint of five, 3 dimensional reality systems, in each dimensional matrix. Each reality system is called a Harmonic Universe (HU). (The Tangible Structure of the Soul - Lecture Transcripts -Page 3) A Dimension is a full Frequency Band or repeated

Dimensions
I am very curious about everybody's opinion about penis size. Keeping mind that most nerve endings are within several inches of the opening, both male and female, what does every body prefer. long and narrow, short and fat, somewhere in between, or an extreme can message me directly if you want

Dimes Define
How many times will dimes define friendships of mine, It sounds funny but it ain't about money with me, You see I perceive to achieve more than the frailty of materialism in society, Intergalactic seed, pragmatically freed by insensitive deeds, Disenfranchised by what so-called friends idolized, Castaway souls sway in conscious disarray, Ashen automatons of clay, They lay in limbo all their days coveting lifeless goals, Hold onto the cold, content to grow old in their droll matrix cookie-cutter roles. I don't need a car, 20 talents in a jar to determine how far I go when my fate is in the stars. Keep looking down on me, you say I'm bound to be, A nameless mound in a cemetery. Hey it's all right, I don't need to cuss or fight, Please children of the green disease have a good night. You just might yet regret the actions you have set into motion, Can't figure out the quotient that is churning inside of me, I don't hate you, the fate you create is one I do not

A Dime Piece (poem)
I'm not a dime piece, I'm a quarter I'm a Queen in my house, I was made to order. You wanna' act, then you better act right, 'cause I was born to fight. You step to me in disrespect? No, I don't think you got yourself in check. Yeah, I'm a bitch and I'm not scared to admit, it's bitches like me that make the world legit. Don't piss on my leg, because I'll shit in your face Why are you surprised, you can easily be replaced. So you wanna play that game, a game you that you won't win? I'm pound for pound the best Roy Jone's Jr. can't put me to the test!! I'm not trying to diss you, but you are dissing me?! Ahem, I was clearing my throat, because THIS I can not believe... You trying to dis a quarter, because you wanna' find your pennies. You keep searching for other opportunities, be sure that this much is true. The best opportunity you EVER had will walk away without pity for you.

* Dimensions * Frequency Band * Morphogenetic Fields * Harmonic Universes *
* Dimensions * Frequency Band * Morphogenetic Fields * Harmonic Universes * ********************************************************************************************* * Dimension * ********************************************************************************************* (Also called Frequency Band) Dimensions are fixed groupings of energy within a specific, geometrically arranged form, build upon crystallized, conscious units, of sound and light called Morphogenetic Fields (MF) or Manifestation Template. From each MF's of Dimensions are composed of stationary points of the vibration of sound and light which together form a fabric of tones, into which smaller MFs are woven From each fixed point of sound vibration, within each Dimension of MF, an electrical current of consciousness emerges. Cosmic morphogenetic structure is ordered into sets of systems, each one comprising 15 dimensions and referred to as a "15 dimensional matrices" grouped in sets of 3

Dimensions Of The Mind
DEPRAVED DIMENSIONS OF THE MIND.... The world closes in around me. People conspire to hold me down bound by the chains of intellectual depravity. Smiles abound, never a shortage of those pearly whites when I arrive always interested in taking, inquiring about what they can get. "What's in it for me"? They care not for one's feelings.. lies, rumors, deceit, jealousy. The games people play when they have no clue confuses the educational processes that we all should be well adjusted to at this late stage of the game. Sunshine and little umbrella drinks await me on the other side of the storm. Tirelessly, people rant and rave, with little or no knowledge of anything in the heads the almighty gave them when he lay his merciful hand upon us all. Their useless craniums make good space fillers. The real me, has not entered into anyone's equation. They know nothing of the real me, nor do they wish to acquire the knowledge that will quench the staggering thirst for common sense that so o

Dimebag Darrell’s Black Tooth Bash Announced
Six String Masterpieces is presenting the Dimebag Darrell Art Tribute Auction to benefit The Little Kids Rock Foundation at the House of Blues Hollywood. This event is held after the induction of Dimebag Darrell Abbott to the Hollywood Guitar Center Rock Walk on May 17th. The night will start out with ring-master Jamey Jasta of Hatebreed and Headbanger's Ball leading us into the 3-ring circus in honor of Dimebag Darrell Abbott and his induction. Jasta opens the night with introducing to the masses the L.A Chapter of the Little Kids Rock. The kids will rock out and show you how a little love from us can help change the lives of these gifted kids that would not normally have the chance to learn and play instruments. Jasta will then head up the now famed Black Tooth Bash. This nights Black Tooth Band will comprise of performances by Vinnie Paul Abbott (HellYeah, ex-Pantera), Scott Ian (Anthrax), Tim "Ripper" Owens (Iced Earth, Beyond Fear), John 5 (Rob Zombie), David Draiman (Distur

Dimensional Theories
This isn't nearly as researched as i like but i'll still put it out here... Alright in modern society to ancient society the afterlife has always been a big case yet no one understands what it can be or what it fully is, outside what is stated in their religious text. well i feel that the einsteins theories of multiple dimensions blended together with the number 11, a common number showing up in many religions, show an amount equal to the number of dimensions the world has. now the trick goes into linear algebra which i haven't had the joys of taking but quickly summed up in basic proofs each dimension consists of the dimension number plus one, for like what we have is: xyz with the constant variable in t so with that being said we live in the third dimension consisting of length width and depth and an importance of time... the fourth dimension is time so the laws of physics then change because time is no longer a variable needed to worry about. that explains the basics of

Dimebag Rockwalk Airs On Headbanger's Ball
Late PANTERA/DAMAGEPLAN guitarist "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott will be the focus of this weekend's (June 23) "Headbanger's Ball" as he gets inducted into Hollywood's RockWalk. Look out for nine "Beyond the Ball" short art pieces with family and friends scattered throughout the two-hour show. Scott Ian (ANTHRAX), Jerry Cantrell (ALICE IN CHAINS), John 5 (ROB ZOMBIE), Six-String Masterpieces, Little Kids Rock and more all honor and pay tribute to Dime's life, music and legacy. Zakk Wylde plays "In This River" for Dimebag at the RockWalk induction ceremony. "Headbanger's Ball" airs Saturday nights between 11:00 p.m. and 1:00 a.m. on MTV2. As previously reported, Spread Entertainment went behind the scenes at the Black Tooth Bash on May 17, 2007 at the House of Blues in Hollywood, California to speak with a number of the musicians who performed in honor of late PANTERA/DAMAGEPLAN guitarist "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott, including members of ALICE IN CHAINS, LINKIN PARK, ANTHRAX and Dimebag's

Dimebag Darrell-a Tribute
Next couple of days, I'm gonna pay homage to my main man Darrell "Dimebag" Abbott. I knew this cat before the "Cowboy from Hell" days got cookin'. I mean WAAAY back during their big hair days. Back in the day, when they were clubbin' and trying to get their name out there like everyone else, they would breeze in to town to do their thing. They lived 3 hours from our town so it was nothing for them to be around once a month. Between sets, they would sit with us and have drinks and they were really down to earth guys just shootin' the shit. So, I wanted to pay my respects and get some of y'alls opinions, stories, etc to show some respect and honor a guitarist who we all will truly miss. Be sure to see and comment my pic albums of Dimebag himself. Thanks gang and God bless all of ya!

Dimebag Darrell Part 1
Dimebag Darrell Born August 20, 1966 Arlington, Texas, USA Died December 8, 2004 (aged 38) Columbus, Ohio, USA Alias(es) Diamond Darrell Darrell Lance Abbott (birth name) Genre(s) Groove metal, Thrash metal, Heavy metal Affiliation(s) Pantera Damageplan Rebel Meets Rebel Anthrax Tres Diablos Gasoline Label(s) Atco Records Big Vin Records Notable guitars Signature "Dimebag" models issued by Dean and Washburn Based on Dean's Original ML design, a merger of the Flying V and Explorer Shape. Years active 1981 - 2004

5 Dimensional Compassion Formula
5 Dimensional (5D) Compassion Formula The 5 Dimensional Compassion Formula is a series of questions that are designed to help men calm down before you “train” and “spank” your girlfriends. Whenever you feel anger, hatred, frustration, jealousy, resentment, and so on, it's HIGHLY recommended that you use this technique to help yourself move beyond such fear-based emotions. Believe me, if you choose to talk to a lot of women to find one you like, or you choose to teach people this stuff, you will most likely need a lot of compassion work along the way. A lot of people, even women, can be very rude, unstable, or not really want your help or love. They just want attention, pity and other forms of energy. Some women can be rude when you approach them, especially if you go to clubs, and some times people can just be very annoying. Most people are too hard on themselves, and worse, they try to motivate themselves with anger, guilt and other painful, unhealthy, imbalanced emotions.

Dime This Is All I Got
IF EVERYONE GIVES A LITTLE Hi everyone. We have an amazing woman here. Strong, caring, loyal, and the list goes on. I could be here all night telling you all the great things about her and it still would only be just the tip if the ice berg. Shes in a contest now one that I myself would turn away and say no that is just way to hard.. Even with all the backing I have.. She needs 250.000 comments and when she gets that "and that is a when" she will receive a one year VIC. You see it's not a matter of if. She will get this VIC. It's a matter of when. If everyone just gives a little of themselves to pitch in 20 comments a day. She will have this prize in no time but that of course is up to you.. Shes got me till the end. Does she have you? Please lets give a little. Click on this pic and leave a few. Bookmark it also so you can visit it each day and take part in her victory.

Dimebag, And The Arrival Of The Most Metal Baby Ever!!!
My great-nephew arrived in this world last night at 11:01pm. at 7lbs 8oz and 19in long, he is one long, slender baby! check out his album in my albums. more pics will be posted as I take them. he's the most adorable thing-has his daddy's face, his momma's slender build, and the cutest nose a baby could ever have! he has guitar fingers and drummer legs! so far he's quiet and not too fussy, but then it hasn't been 24 hours yet. long fingers and toes, long legs, and such a sweet face! check him out!

Dimes Life
Dimebag Darrell Darrell Lance Abbott was born in Dallas, Texas, the son of country songwriter Jerry Abbott. His father owned a recording studio, Pantego Sound Studios, in Pantego, Texas, where Darrell had seen many blues guitarists play, inspiring him to take up the instrument himself. At first, he wanted to play the drums. However, after discovering that he wasn't as good as his brother Vincent, he decided to try the guitar instead. When he did finally learn how to play it, he and his brother jammed to the intro to "Smoke on the Water" (by Deep Purple) for hours. At an early age, Abbott began entering statewide guitar competitions and by the age of sixteen had been banned from entering because he had won too often. He often competed against guitar players who had up to 12 years more experience in guitar playing than him yet he would still win. Dimebag Darrell's unique, original and versatile guitar playing was the mainmast of several bands, finally including Pantera. He had earn

Dimebag
CHELSEA J. CARTER AP National Writer "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott, who was fatally shot during a performance, was a frenetic, ear-shattering guitarist whose riffs for the Grammy-nominated Pantera and more recently Damageplan were a heavy-metal staple. He was 38. Abbott was shot to death as he took the stage Wednesday with Damageplan at the Alrosa Villa nightclub in Columbus, Ohio. Three other people also were fatally shot before a police officer shot the gunman to death. The deaths shook the heavy-metal music industry, and fans flooded Web sites to share their shock. "I'm absolutely beside myself with grief. I can't for the life of me understand why someone would do this," said Ozzy Osbourne, who often toured with Pantera. The metal band Drowning Pool cancelled its tour following the rampage. One of the other victims in the shooting once worked for Drowning Pool. "No one knows why some people do the heinous things they do," the band said in a statement. "Dimeb

The Dime Statue In Texas
PLEASE JOIN US IN PLACING A BRONZE STATUE OF DIME IN TEXAS,JOIN THE SITES AND SHOW YOUR SUPPORT!TO DONATE U WILL FIND INFO ON THE DIME STATUE FUND RAISING SITE!!! ~GETCHA PULL FOR DIME~ XXXMANGRY;P~ http://www.myspace.com/dimestatueindallas http://www.myspace.com/dimetributeshowtoronto http://www.myspace.com/mangryincpromotions

Dimebag's Bio
He was born to Jerry Abbott, a country musician and producer. He took up guitar when he was in his early teens, winning a series of local guitar competitions, where in one he was awarded his first Dean (later known as the ML styled guitar.) Coincidentally, his father had bought him a cherryburst finish Dean (ML) standard the morning before the competition, so he only had a few hours of playing time on it. These and another contest prize, his first Randall Amplifier, are the two staples of his style and sound. As a child, Abbott became a member of the KISS fan club (the KISS Army). He enlisted with his neighbor and later girlfriend Rita Haney, and the first rock concert they attended was a KISS performance. Abbott has stated that his main influences were Ace Frehley of KISS and shred guitar pioneer Eddie Van Halen of Van Halen. Pantera and Damageplan The core "glam era" lineup from the early 1980s. From left to right: Terry Glaze, "Rexx Rocker," Vince Abbott, and "Dimebag", who

2 Dimentional
I'm so much more complex, Then the sum of all my parts. An empty girl, filled With hopes and dreams. Sitting dark-eyed in the rain, and praying for relief. How can I say those dark things, floating just beneath the surface? How can I ask you to share my pain, when we've only begun to share the light? How could I spread this stain on my soul? So I sit in silence, and hope you can see beneath. Wanting so badly to fill the void, but not wanting to chase you away. Too late for that I fear, your already edging for the door.

Dime Bag Darrell
Click here to get MP3 Downloads at MMP3G.com Click here to get MP3 Downloads at MMP3G.com Darrell Lance Abbott a.k.a. Diamond/Dime Bag Darrell. Born 8/20/66 in Arlington,TX. Died 12-08-04 while playing on stage with Damage Plan, some goober got past security got on stage and shot him several times ending his life suddenly, at the Alrosa Villa in Columbus,OH. He is ranked as a top ten guitarist of all time. He formed Pantera in 1981, but didn't find successs until switching from Glam Metal to Thrash, then Groove Metal. In 1990 a

5 Dimensional (5d) Compassion Formula
5 Dimensional (5D) Compassion FormulaThe 5 Dimensional Compassion Formula is a series of questions that are designed to help men calm down before you “train” and “spank” your girlfriends. Whenever you feel anger, hatred, frustration, jealousy, resentment, and so on, it's HIGHLY recommended that you use this technique to help yourself move beyond such fear-based emotions.Believe me, if you choose to talk to a lot of women to find one you like, or you choose to teach people this stuff, you will most likely need a lot of compassion work along the way. A lot of people, even women, can be very rude, unstable, or not really want your help or love. They just want attention, pity and other forms of energy. Some women can be rude when you approach them, especially if you go to clubs, and some times people can just be very annoying. Most people are too hard on themselves, and worse, they try to motivate themselves with anger, guilt and other painful, unhealthy, imbalanced

Dimebag Darrell Words From A Legend !m!
When I tried to play something and screwed up, I'd hear some other note that would come into play. Then I started trying different things to find the beauty in it. Dimebag Darrel. We still get those kind of cats coming out to our shows. Once you're into it, you're into it for a lifetime. Dimebag Darrell.

Dimention 27 Chapter 6
chapter siz a carton of mystery and a potatoe cannon punching his gps yjeffery cursed again as once again the computer told him the planet was not there. concluding "mr assteroid lover" had either exagerated profoundly or selfishly wished to keep his found planet to his perverse pleasures and noone elses. no sooner had he begun programing the ship to leave when a computerised signal came in from an "escape pod" closing on his location. requesting releif and physical aid. an hour later yjeffery had positioned the ship thus allowing the escape pod to drift directly into the only working airlock. the upper hatch shuddered as its locking wheel and gears turned, tinny unoiled motors and aircraft cables puled and wound tighter and tighter pulling open the round entry hatch. the foren container registered as an escape pod was safely inside, the hatch closed and scealed recompression began and the air lock opened with a mechanical whirling and groaning. several clicks echoed along the

Dimention 27 Chaper 1-7 Preview .... Submit Your Pics To Have A Character Based On Your Image!
"Dimention 27" Chapter one a lot to do with advertising Lock Downly the third was the last in a long line of space captains. His great grandfather the first Lock downly was known as the brilliant invention of the dimention jumper. The same inventor was now known as Lock Downly senior. After whom Captain lock downly the first took over, followed by Lock Downly the seccond, Who was replaced by Captain Lock downly squared. a clone of captain lock downly the seccond. and it was almost time for captain lock downly the third to walk in his fathers, granfathers, great grandfathers, and a clones, foot steps and Become a space captain and an inventor. incidentally it is this captain lock downly (the third one)to whom, who, whoms?... its the guy whos we follow in this adventure..... not his cryogenicaly frozen great grandfather, grandfather, his granduncle the clone, or his father, whom although not frozen for tax reasons or to preserve death along with the first the lock downly's I ass

Dime - Pitbull
Ayer me dijistes que me amabasQue no había quien nos separaraQue yo era tuyo y tú eras míaPara nuestro amor no habían medidasPero de repente todo cambióYa no eras la misma cuando hacíamos el amorHoy me pides que me vaya sin ninguna razónTu no sabes cuánto daño le hace a mi corazón, perderteDime como olvidarteSi no quiero alejarmeNo me pidas que me vaya, no(Que no me vaya no)(Que no me vaya no, no)Que no ves que ya no puedoQue sin ti me desespero(Muñeca tu eres la razón que yo hago)(Todo esto es la razón que yo he trabajado tan duro)No me pidas que me vaya, no(Yo te quiero dar una vida diferente)Yo te quiero con todo mi corazónPero no entiendo la razónPorque siento como tú y yo no somos lo mismos, a lo mejorEstamos acostumbrao'Y no estamos enamorao'O maybe es algo que da algoY viene y se va como un moraoPero mami let's work it outEs un daño profundoPensar en los añosQue tu y yo vivíamos juntos¿Y que todos esos años se fueron por gusto?(No, no)No me digas eso mamiEso yo no lo puedo acept

The Dimension And Style Of Shirts Is Probably A Personalized Issue
How you can Decide on the Football Shirt You needThe football shirt outlets are today throughout. You are able to find them easily, wherever you might be, even if you are visiting a foreign country and city. There exists no massive mall or open market place that does not Maillot France of your preferred crew. Should you just wish to acquire a memorabilia of one's favored staff factors are effortless for you, but when you're looking for football shirts to your staff, if you are a player or coach, then factors obtain a little more difficultWhen choosing supplies and football shirt fashion for your team's uniform then you have to get some pointers below consideration. Sport kits have evolved during years and you can find much more and even more aspects that could influence your selection and decision. Initial of all you need to find the proper fabric; the material must be comfortable, practical and soft. It ought to permit Maillot Espagne entire body to breathe and it need to

Diminishing Love...
diminishing love.. feel it as it fades, to blistering blackness, hearts laid to waste. declivitous love.. pulling down, steeply falling, into nothingness. boiling love.. true essence of all, extracted away. blade of realization, slicing the pain from this love. compressed love... chocking life, killing hope. trinket love.. without honest value, just for show. this is my death, i beg let me go! too long here in brokeness not quite breathing, no joy to be found, i lay my head and heart upon the frozen ground. to have this any longer will take my last breath. with nothing real i have nothing left...

Dimmu Borgir - For All Tid :
"Det Nye Riket"...sounds like some Zelda-ish platformer theme song. What a freakin a sad, beautiful melody. Every one should listen to this song and cry happily. I'm going to go ahead and claim the genius of this song lies in the keyboardist's fingertips. Makes you crave moonlight and foggy graveyards...to make-out in. hahah. IMO.

Dimmu Borgir - Sorgens Kammer - Del Ii
Minnenes ekko stiller timen Kneblet i tungsinnets lenker faller jeg ifra Ikke lenger vil jeg være boltet fast i vemodighetens anker Men endelig få lengselens slukket - Etter å dra Drakk jeg for meget av livshåpets krus Tok jeg gledens forfengelighet for gitt For min strid mot tomhetens smerte - Denne dødsangstens rus Er det eneste ene igjen - Som er mitt I min ensomhet vet jeg likevel At jeg ikke har noen andre å takke enn meg selv Derfor er jeg rolig når Repet strammer rundt min nakke Stumme viner kan ei gi trøst Menigmann i gravkorets forsamling vil aldri fatte Det landet av fortapelse Jeg egenhendig skapte Denne intense dragning mot dødens portaler (Har jeg som) En vandrende studie i gråtkvalt messe-noir Behersket siden tidens morgen Men noe jeg aldri lot slippe taket - Var sorgen [English translation:] [Chambers Of Sorrow Part II] The echoes of silence sets the hour. Gagged in the chains of "depression", I fall away. No more I will be bolted fast in the anchor of "melancholy

Dimmu Borgir - Progenies Of The Great Apocalypse
The battle raged on and on Fuelled by the venom of hatred for man Consistently, without the eyes to see By those who revel in sewer equally We, the prosperity of the future seal Cloaked by the thunders of the north wind Born to capture the essence of The trails of our kind Zero tolerance must be issued forth Behind the enemy's line So it shall be written And so it shall be done [repeat 1st and 2nd verse] Discover and conceive the secret wealth And pass it unto your breed Become your own congregation Measure the sovereignty of it's invigoration We, who not deny the animal of our nature We, who yearn to preserve our liberation We, who face darkness in our hearts with a solemn fire We, who aspire to the truth and pursue it's strength Are we not the undisputed prodigy of warfare Fearing all the mediocrity that they possess Should we not hunt the bastards down with our might Reinforce and claim the throne that is rightfully ours Consider the god we could be without the grace Once and

Dimmu Borgir - The Serpentine Offering
My descent is the story of everyman I am hatred, darkness and despair My descent is the story of everyman I am hatred, darkness and despair Evoked and entertained through centuries Wrathful and sullen -- Dormant still The ferocity pervades everywhere Waiting to be released at last Hear my offering Ye bastard sons and daughters Share my sacrifice Share my sacrifice. My descent is the story of everyman I am hatred, darkness and despair Reconcile not with the fear of the snake But embrace it as your own Inject its venom into your veins And replant the seed that gives growth Still shrouded in mystery Until you arise above perception A veil of ignorance is in motion Continuing throughout generations (A veil of ignorance is in motion Continuing throughout multiple generations Let me be the one that deliver you from the deceit And back into perfect accordance with the laws of nature) The snake is notoriously tempting But the snake is fair What is worse than not knowing? To live or disap

Dimmu Borgir - The Chosen Legacy
Hence I will anoint And whisper wholeheartedly The creed of Hades and beyond As I succumb to inevitable sin For I cannot enslave myself With imaginary words of salvation The hypocrisy that surrounds my temple Is assisted by pretenders to the throne The winds that blow purity Signify my chosen legacy I was born to opposition A contender to creation In Sorte Diaboli In Sorte Diaboli In Sorte Diaboli In Sorte Diaboli For my sins I will ask no forgiveness For my sins They are not to forgive So never speak of me quietly Stand by my confession I voice your rebellion Against the traitor of the world I am the first creature of this Kingdom I will be the One To out live His time With the triumph of free will

Dimonds Are Rogues Best Friend
What Classic Bombshell Are You?Marilyn MonroeYou seek constant approval. You're willing to be whoever you have to be to make people love you. When people do love you, you are always paranoid that they will leave you.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

Dimples Contest!!!
Last request...last begging from me...last time before I go to bed...*sniffles* Please help with this contest...Please Please Please....What else can I say....but PLEASE COMMENT BOMB ME!!!...LOL Click the link..and bomb away...Please *sniffling*

"dimples Contest!!" Help
HELP ME !! WITH COMMENTS N LOTS OF THEM PLZ. ITS A DIMPLE CONTEST!! Starting: August 20th@ 8:00PM EST Ending: August 27th@8:00PM EST This is a bombing contest.It will run for 7 days.All entrys are allowed to self bomb as well as their friends. No DRAMA will be tolerated.The prize will be a 7 day blast or 1 month V.I.P. GURLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN!!!!

Dinah-moe-hum
I couldnt say where shes coming from, But I just met a lady named dinah-moe humm She stroll on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you cant make me cum (yjes cant do it) She made a bet with her sister whos a little dumb She could prove it any time all men was scum I dont mind that she called me a bum, But I knew right away she was really gonna cum (so I got down to it) I whipped off her bloomersn stiffened my thumb An applied rotation on her sugar plum I pokedn stroked till my wrist got numb But I still didnt hear no dinah-moe humm, Dinah-moe humm Dinah-moe humm Dinah-moe humm Where this dinah-moe Comin from Done spent three hours An I aint got a crumb From the dinah-moe, dinah-moe, dinah-moe From the dinah-moe humm I got a spot that gets me hot But you aint been to it I got a spot that gets me hot But you aint been to it I got a spot that gets me hot But you aint been to it I got a spot that gets me hot But you aint been

Di Needs Are Help
Myspace Comments Today is Mothering Sunday In the UK. Di is heading for Disciple, Please stop by & show her the love she deserves. She is a great friend to have & will help you all she can, so stop by her page & rate, fan & add her. Click the Link below di ( BRITISH BOMBER 1)~~~United Kingdom Levellers~~~ Brit Security ~~~Fu wife to Cain9~~~@ fubar Happy Mothers Day Mum love Raegan Love You Always Myspace Comments This Pimp out was bought to you by Mizz UK AKA RONNIE(Brit Bomber 9)@ fubar

Ding 2!
Goddamn ^_^ Ding! lvl 2! I couldn't have done this without my gurl Ms. Pink@ CherryTAP We met when my GF (who doesn't have a profile here yet >< )ran across her online. When I first met her, she was so powerful that she intimidated me. After getting to know her, I"m still a little intimadated, but I can't describe her without using the word "love" (which if ya know me, is a hard word for me to use.) She's my Wife in law, so show her some love dammit! (not to mention.... she's WAAAAAAY hotter than I am.) Much love little kitty mama ^_^

The Ding Game
It is called the 'Ding Game', and it is really easy to play. First though, a little history as to how the game came to be. It all started while riding in automobiles with female friends over time. It was mentioned to me that not all women enjoy having comments given to them from out a car window. Now, some of the ladies that were complimented would give a smile, others a knowing glance, there were those who yelled 'ASSHOLE' or various other things expressing their displeasure with the words, some just flipped off the author of what was meant to be in some odd way kind. A section of the female population would occasionally respond 'Hey baby! You need a date?' The thing was, there was no way of knowing how the girls would reply, or who we may be effecting negatively, and being gentlemen of simple minds and needs, we came up with a new way to acknowledge the finer gender without all the needless reactions. We ding them. You see someone who you would have sex with and simply say 'Ding'. Yo

Ding Dong! Christmas Is Almost Here! And Im Drunk! Lol!
Hellooooooooo cherry peeps! I thoughtt Id write a blog since im feeling blogish tonite! lol! And I drank so many beers that if I mispelled..excusie me wah! Any how..I am in a spinning happy mood tonite. Not like I dont get that way with out a couple of beers..but..Ya...I am whooo hooo happy tonite! How many of you know jus what you want for christmas? Like, if you even care to..but I thought I'd ask you know! Lean yo ears closer..closer,,yep..right next to my lips! I wanna whisper.. *Pist..listen.* I have this delima..about what to get my guy friend. So besides electronic, a car, cash, guys..what would a guy want for christmas? Dont tell me a tie! Hhahahaha! I know it aint soooo!!! Whoooo !!!! Get me another lager!

*ding!*
What the fuck? No dear, no Bleu Cheese. It's fucking FOOTBALL. We have Ranch. *tackles!* Now look!? No blue cheese, OR ranch! I Told you I would! Why'd you doubt me!? Now we get escorted. Good job. All we needed was some goddamn ranch. (Can I bum that hoodie?) Fine, be that way. What!? Think you're special cause you're member #668? I swear, if I didn't love you, I choke the shit out of you. I may anyway. Yeah, I know. It's hot. Oh yeah, Re-re? *TACKLES!* Ding, bitch.

Ding Dong Ditch!!!
Dawndee and I hadn't heard much from Sheryl by Tuesday morning. We were bored. We took our kids and we headed to Chuck E Cheese. We really couldn't afford it too much but...Oh well. The kids ran around and we ate pizza. Before we left Dawndee called "IM going to look tore up!" "Okay good." I said "IM coming in my sweats" And I did. My hair was scraped back in a bun, greysweats draped my body and my top was decidedly slouchy. I wore my fuzzy purple pullover too. It kind of resembles a purple plaid snuffelupigus. It's not pretty. But its comfy. And really.Who cares. It was a slouchy day. So...What does dawn show up in? Cute hat, cute chilipeper sweatshirt. "Bitch" I mumbled "Whaaaaaaaaat? I look so much cuter than you huh? Are you jealous?" Bitch. We are missing geeka. Neither of us had heard from her in a whole day. We start texting and calling and sending pictures. Nothing. Empty. I hope she is not dead and sodimized. I call her phone to

Ding Dong The Bitch Is Gone
Yeah I went there. So this weekend Ryan & I stayed up at Kelly’s, to help with the move. Amy’s Gone Amy’s Gone, thank God. It’s really pathetic thou she had to borrow money from her ex husband, to pay the deposit and rent on her new place. Then had to have her brothers rent a u-haul b/c she doesn’t have money now that Kelly and her broke up. She through a fit when We told her that Kelly wasn’t paying to anything, for her moving out. Well they trashed the house the first day, And I mean trashed. Busted the crown molding in the stair case, broke the banister, put hole in the floor, and cracked so many tiles I lost count. And b/c we didn’t care we just wanted her out, Kelly gave her everything, All the beds, the computer desk, the computer, All the dressers, chest, toys for the girls. Then she called after they left on Saturday and said that she had stuff in, Emily, her daughter’s (Kelly’s step daughter) room, So we bagged it all up and had it ready to go. OH I forgot to menti

Dingo's Going Away Party
DINGO'S LAST NIGHT WITH US! JOIN DINGO Dingo - ** CGW/NWO Manager (Gone Wild)**@ CherryTAP FOR AN UNFORGETTABLE NITE OF MADNESS AND MAYHEM: DINGO'S GOING AWAY PARTY 8CST TO ??? ONLY IN THE CELLBLOCK CLICK ANY PIC TO ENTER: TUNES PROVIDED BY KATELYNN THE PRINCESS OF DARKNESS IT'S THAT TIME...

Ding Day 2
Well I have to say I'm getting used to this here! A lil more and more. I do have to say what a wonderful site! Everyone I have talked to on here has been extremelly friendly. I do have a question I tried readyin the help area but I'm really not good at that. hehehe Can someone help me out on changeing the background and puttin up images on the page I just don't get that there. lol Well some other stuff freezin in my life right now! This weather......I'm about ready to run away to an island and not come back for a good 5 months lol! It just seems to be getting colder and colder here. Snow--Sleet--Freezin Rain not my bag! The only good thing about it being cold is that it is my fav. time to drink fire water (hot damn). Well Thanks for swingin by my blog here I'm about outta here.

Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead
Munchkins Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch! Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead. Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed. Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. She's gone where the goblins go, Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out. Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low. Let them know The Wicked Witch is dead! Mayor As Mayor of the Munchkin City, In the County of the Land of Oz, I welcome you most regally. Barrister But we've got to verify it legally, to see Mayor To see? Barrister If she Mayor If she? Barrister Is morally, ethic'lly Father No.1 Spiritually, physically Father No. 2 Positively, absolutely Munchkins Undeniably and reliably Dead Coroner As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her. And she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead. Mayor Then this is a day of Independence For all the M

Dingo The Family Dog
UPDATE! Well today at was Dingo's last day with his family, it was celebrated with a neighborhood walk and loads of Beggin Strips (i skipped the M&M's)took a pic of the kids with him on our walk and Adam got to hold his leash for the 1st time. I was a sobbing idiot, and my darling son the Rock of Gibralter..with insight that surpasses his age 5 fold. He says "Mommy, you can cry, but cry because you are happy he won't be sick anymore, and he will look like he did before x-mas, and if there is a doggy heaven , then he can play with Terra." WTF? coming out of my 6 yr. olds mouth. So we got back home and Adam said a tearful good bye to Dingo, and Becca finally broke down and cried and they hugged him good bye. I took him to the Vet cried the whole way while he coughed with his happy wind blown face out the back window. When we arrived at the Vet, they took us right in the room and brought the massive relaxer cocktail shot in and as he ate the rest of the Beggin Strips, I sat with h

Ding Dong...avon Calling!!!!
Hey all my friends and family. I just wanted to let you all know that I am a new Avon representative and if you love Avon as much as I do and want to buy anything, check out my website. You can get discounts on shipping and I will ship to you no matter where you live. Check it out and feel free to e-mail me if you have any questions or comments. My e-mail is on my website..... www.youravon.com/sarahbrooks THANX FOR THE SUPPORT!

Dingju Electronic Co.,ltd Guangzhou Office
Dingju Electronic Co., Ltd is professional manufacturer of led car light, have an elite team in LED light circle, own more than 10 years' experience in led car light, all of our led lights are with 1 year guarantee. Because of the needs of development, we opened an office in Guangzhou. The 109th Fair in Guangzhou in 2011 is coming soon, and we are one of the exhibitors for LED car lights in the activities. If you want to know more about our led car light, welcome to our Guangzhou office. There are our professionals who can give you the best service. Address: No. 245,Yongfu International 2F ,South Yongfu Road, Guangzhou city. Telephone No.:020-85173260 FAX: 020-85173260

Dingu Introduce One Kind Of Led Fog Light Modification Way For You!
The common two ways to modify the car fog lights: Nowadays,the modification of the car fog lights is a way to show fashion,generally speakly, the modification programs of the led fog light main have two:replace the whole car fog lights and replace the lamp of the car fog lights.Usually when we modify our led fog lights,it refer to both the front fog lights and led rear fog lamps. The advantages and disadvantages of the two modification ways: In fact,the two ways have their advantages and disadvantages when we modify our led fog lights fpr cars.If use the first way,you will be able to put on your favorite led fog lights,which will make your vehicle more beautiful,but it is not easy to control them considerable inconvenience.If you choose the second way,you will find that it seems a rather easy way to modify the light,while there will be many high quality led fog lights. Today,I mainly introduce one of the modification about the car fog light.When modify the car fog

Dingju Offers Hundreds Of Led Lights
Where to buy led lights?come to Dingju.Here we produce more than five hundred led lights. As many consumers know that the biggest advantage of our company is the high quality and cheap price and offer kinds of led products.The led products include LED turn signal light ,LED license plate light,LED fog light,LED strip lighting,LED turning light, brake light,drl,LED tail light,LED Dashboard light,etcs.If you are interested,please visit our website-www.dingjuled.com,there you will find all the led lights you are looking for. This article is excerpted from Dingju Electronic co.,Ltd.Webisite:www.dingjuled.com

D In Hospital
Hey everyone. My name is Jessica – I am Derik’s roommate. I have some sad news. Derik was hit by a car last Sunday night around 6:00. He was getting some food and accidentally walked in front of a car. He suffered a concussion but is doing OK but he wanted me to send this out to everyone! Have a good day!

Dining In
My husband and I both work, so our family eats out a lot. Recently, when we were having a rare home-cooked meal, I handed a glass to my three year old and asked her to please drink her milk. She looked at me bewildered, "But I didn't order milk."

Dining
The act of social eating is an interesting mixture of sensuality, personal interaction, and just plain survival. In dreaming, it is usually remarkable for the camaraderie that accompanies it or the method of preparing the meal. The dinner table has always been central to the family myth. We see one another and communicate the most around the dinner table. Even in families where communication was vague or non-existent, the dinner table was the central, or only, place of meeting. In dreams, these eating events may include characters who have long since passed on, or who you may have only met through pictures. The people eating the meal together should always be examined to see if anyone is notable either for their presence or absence. What is being eaten is also worth examination. In some families, particular dishes become associated with the family identity in general or particular members of the family. These may include foods no one particularly likes or good foods prepared by som

Dining
Dining The act of social eating is an interesting mixture of sensuality, personal interaction, and just plain survival. In dreaming, it is usually remarkable for the camaraderie that accompanies it or the method of preparing the meal. The dinner table has always been central to the family myth. We see one another and communicate the most around the dinner table. Even in families where communication was vague or non-existent, the dinner table was the central, or only, place of meeting. In dreams, these eating events may include characters who have long since passed on, or who you may have only met through pictures. The people eating the meal together should always be examined to see if anyone is notable either for their presence or absence. What is being eaten is also worth examination. In some families, particular dishes become associated with the family identity in general or particular members of the family. These may include foods no one particularly likes or good foods prepar

Dinky Girdlefanny
Here is your dose of humor: Follow the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer! The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants.And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names: Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i= chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa Use the second letter of your last name to determ

Dinky Farkledunkin
MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT LINE.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS. We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to your friends including the person who sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor... A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer ! The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Pilot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Profess

Dinner Part Ii
lily's contribution (please keep in mind i am not a writer...lol) Even though He had arranged with the waitress before hand, that move did surprise Him. His pet didn't quite know how to react. So He turned the vibe up a tad. At that moment He realized what He needed to do to help His pet. So He lightened up just a smidge and after dinner took her to the bar area...He sat very close to her.....Tthey usually don't drink...But in this instance He knew it would greatly help her to knock those barriers down....He knew that she wanted to...He has tried everything else...So He figured what the hack.....As He sat next to her, He ran His hand firmly but gently un and down her thigh.....Grazing her swollen clit periodically....sending electrical shocks straight thru her...He just looked into her pleading eyes and smiled...Then kissed her lips and flicked His tongue across them.....He whispers "you are doing fine my pet". He has seen that the waitress is watching all of this and makes sure s

Dinner Part Iii
When Tthey arrive in the house He stops her just inside....."Take the skirt off now".....she does as she says.....quivering with anticipation.....He turns her and puts the blindfold on......He swats her ass....she stumbles from the swat ........But also because she must stop herself from cumming....she loves it when He does that and she cums instantly when she is in this shape....He grabs her and steadies her....He just laughs and grazes His teeth across her neck.........she shivers......He leads her to the bedroom.....He had already had the candles burning and the music playing....between that and the blindfold her senses started whirling......she always lost things in that situation.......He lay her on the bed gently.....feather kissing her as He did so.....Every once in awhile flicking His tongue over her.....He spreag her legs and arms and firmly tied her..........running His nails and hands over her as He did so.....He decided to take the vibe off and took the butt plug out....He

Dinner Time
This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson. One day he has finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer. After he picks out the perfect bike, the dealer tells him about an old biker trick that will keep the chrome on his new bike free from rust. The dealer tells him that all he has to do is to keep a jar of Vaseline handy and put it on the chrome before it rains, and everything will be fine. He happily pays for the bike and leaves. A few months later, the young man meets a woman and falls in love. She ask him to come home and meet her parents over dinner. He readily accepts and the date is set. At the appointed time, he picks her up on this Harley and they ride to her parents house. Before they go in, she tells him that they have a family tradition that whoever speaks first after dinner must do the dishes. After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence waiting for the first person to break the silence and get stuck doing the dishes. After

Dinnertime Quesadillas
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 16 min Makes: 4 servings, two quesadillas each 2 cups shredded cooked chicken 1/2 cup drained canned whole kernel corn 1/2 cup sliced green onions 1/2 cup drained canned black beans, rinsed 1 cup TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Salsa 1 cup KRAFT Mexican Style Shredded Four Cheese 8 TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Flour Tortillas LAYER chicken, corn, onions, beans, salsa and cheese evenly over one half of each tortilla. FOLD tortillas in half to enclose filling. COOK one or two quesadillas at a time in large nonstick skillet on medium-high heat 3 min. on each side or until quesadillas are lightly browned on both sides and cheese is melted. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Serving Suggestion Serve with a tossed green salad. NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition (per serving) Calories 500 Total fat 18g Saturated fat 8g Cholesterol 85mg Sodium 1140mg Carbohydrate 51g Dietary fiber 5g Sugars 4g

Dinner Date
"Damn!" she swore as the doorbell rang and she dropped the tomato in her hand. The kitchen looked like a war zone. There were stains and food stuff everywhere you turned. She herself was covered in a meat sauce and looked none too appetizing. She wiped her hands on her apron and hurried across her hardwood flooring to answer the door, like always Hunter was right on time. He was leaning on the door frame when she opened it. The sight that greeted him was one he wasn't likely to forget. Her long dark hair was tied back into a sleek tail, and covered in various spots with flour. Her prim navy suit sans jacket that she had worn to the office that day was barely covered by the apron she had tied around her waist, its original colour long ago covered by a mysterious sauce. She was barefoot except for a spot of what looked like cream sauce near her ankle. "Evening Cassidy." She smiled, showing perfect white teeth in a perfect smile. She let him in with a hand gesture and stepped to th

The Dinner Date
The day finally came for our dinner date. We end up going to a quite lovely restaurant... the lighting in the place was not too bright yet not too dark either. We were shown to our table, flowers & candles were placed elegantly upon the table made for two. You looked so handsome, as you knew it was a very high class place, so you dressed black tie. You continue to compliment me throughout the entire evening. You can hear the music softly play in the background which set the mood just right. As we sat at our table, carrying on a pleasant conversation, you reach over to take my hand into yours & ask me to dance. You lead me to the dance floor & took me into your arms. It was like dancing on air with you. As you held me in your arms so close, I kept thinking to myself that I never want to let go. While we danced, you whispered soft words that made my heart melt... this made me hold you even tighter in my arms. After the music started to change, we headed back to

Dinner
I have heard from a lot of you that you want me to tell you more about the day to day exsistance of Innocent Delight. I warn you, be careful what you wish for, you may just get it. I will start with Yesterday, a basically uneventful day, so I tried to spend the day with my mother, two sisters, and my best friend (like my sister, since her mom died). I love shopping on Thursdays because so few "sale" shoppers are around and many stores put out all the NEW stuff on Thursday. Well, my one sister would not call out of work, she only works 3 days at her Law Firm since becoming a mom, but whatever (she is going to mess up her daughter with all going to W*^K,(ugh), but that is what I am for :-). My other sister has decided to go back to work. She misses being a magazine editor (I miss all the free stuff) so I am not going to be to upset LOL. Well, so I finally get to my Mother's apartment and my father has decided he is going to take her up to the place in Vermont this weekend, (it is

Dinner With Mike
my friend mike is visiting h9ome from the airforce he stopped bye to say hi we went to dinner it was kool he and i and possibly killer are gonna go see virginia after she has the baby i havent seen her in forever since 2 xmass ago when she mike and josh and i hung out at the beach

Dinner For Two.. A Hot Poem
Dinner for two….. Your first meal with me so to speak Will blow your mind it will be such a treat But first a soft glass of wine Before I take your body and start to dine First comes out an appetizer Before we go on to our main dish It’s a cute little app I like to call a “soft small kiss” Then next to come out Is a dish called hands made to order But if this dish is not watched I hear they Might start to wander Now that third dish Is about to come out It’s Truly more then a mouth full I hear you shout This dish is a favorite And all yours you’ll see Since now it’s Cumming Right out of me It’s just a little something To help cleanse your pallid You know right before I go down on you and then toss your salad But remember lover This dinner is just getting started for me Around the corner Comes the main course just wait and see I hear your dish Can be a little spicy at times baby But that’s ok Don’t you worry I like things ho

Dinner Part 1...
Dinner part 1.... poem Out to dinner we go Getting a table for two you know Sitting so close holding hands Hearts beating fast I can barely stand Under the table my hand goes to play Knowing you won’t push it away You know I love to tease And I know you loved to be pleased And out in public where people might see Turning you on as much as it does me My hand sliding up and down your thigh As I sit there staring into your eyes Waiting for you to reach down and stop me But you don’t you let me be Till my hand slips between your legs Your not saying a word but in your eyes I see you beg You start to twitch and bite your lip Grab for your water and take a sip Still not removing my hand I wonder to myself how much more can she stand As the waiter comes with our food Never knowing where no longer in the mood As I pull my hand away to start our meal Taking your hand putting it between my legs so you can feel The things you do to me and you smile K

Dinner Part 2
Dinner part 2.... poem As you pull away from me you smile in a wicked way I look in your eyes and know today will be the day A day where we truly get wild have fun and play A fantasy of mine I’ve always wanted to do One I will live out today with you We sit and look so sweet and mild But inside our minds thoughts run wild My hand slides back under the table to tease You don’t say a word but your eyes say please Rubbing your thigh you start to sigh I know you can see ecstasy in my eyes As you slowly sip your wine You tell me baby its time As you slide your hand between my legs you tease Follow me baby then you lightly squeeze And you stand You take my hand Never caring If anyone is staring You head to the bathroom leading the way Under your breath I hear you say Now baby we’re going to play You open the door to the room and take a peek Then look at me and say in a voice so meek Take me baby I’m all yours I push you in and close the door Head

Dinning Out
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. Oh my , I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible!

Dinner Tonight
ok i have a friend whos husband just deployed weds. mornin,well seeings how i wanted to do somethin nice i had her come over for dinner tonight,well i made my famous SLOW BAKED BBQ RIBS.. and i can say this these turned out so good that i was really amazed i didnt try n make myself eat more,i got quite a few compliments from my roommate and my friend.. other than that work is work,and i cant wait till i find a better job,in that case i will make more money,i would love to do nothing but audio installs all day long,but ill have to rebuild my tool collection and supplies first,thanks to my homegirl angel gettin the word out for me on base im getting a few more jobs on base,i just need to get the time away from my current job to be able to make the day up there for nothing but installs and repairs.. and even with my pricing being as low as it is compared to any other shop,i know once i get more on my feet with it,i will be able to make alot more,i just have to be patient and take

Dinner For Who?......
Words can not begin to describe how beautiful you look this evening...the dim light, the candles sparkling in your eyes. This is your favortie resturant, its where we had our fist date and you love comming back here. You look beautiful....flower print dress v neck...heels absolutly stunning. During dinner we talk, exchange kisses and those looks of yours that tell me there is more than dinner on your mind. We share a bottle of wine with dinner and you slide close to me and whisper in my ear..."Do you know what you do to me"? I kiss you gently and say no hun i have no idea, why dont you tell me as i brush my lips across yours.... You take my hand, kissing my finger tips and rest my hand on your lap....Hmmmm i think to myself....what is she up to, and you say "how 'bout i show you?" as you slide my hand up your soft thighs and reach your sweet lips,..im surprised your not wearing any panites....my god you know how to get my attention....you part your legs and i slide my finger inside

Dinner With You!
I was really bored at work today. So I thought I'd write something for you all to read. I hope you enjoy! There you were. Our eyes met for the first time and and we both knew the chemistry was stronger than the both of us. The sparks were filling the air around us and the attraction was beyond our control. You invited me to dinner and oh what a dinner. We ordered our meal as the hunger in our eyes was growing stronger,uncontrollable with each passing moment. The passion was rising. We could not wait for our meal to arrive so we left the restaurant with no thought of food. You held me in your arms and your lips were soft and tender on mine as our tongues slowly explored each other. The taste of you so sweetly upon my lips. The passion rising within us like a tiger fighting to emerge. I ran my fingers through your hair so soft and curly as it lay upon your shoulders so broad and strong as I caressed them. You lifted me in your arms and there

Dinner Anyone?
If I were a drink, I would be sprite Sparkling, refreshing and amazingly light If I were a food, I would be Manicotti spicy and saucy, sometimes a bit cheesy If I were desert, Chocolate Cake I would be Sweet and rich, a tasty treat! But if were your mate, I would always be true Loving and passionate only for you I would share your heart and hold it close I would make you breakfast, strawberry french toast! We could dance all night or stay at home enjoying each other and our time alone. So until I find you my sweet soulmate Think of what food you want on your plate.

Dinner Guest Finds Host's Wife, Son In Freezer
BRUSSELS (Reuters) - A Belgian man appeared in court on Friday after a woman at his dinner party found the bodies of his wife and stepson in the freezer as she put away the leftovers, prosecutors said. ADVERTISEMENT The woman went to the police after discovering the 46-year-old woman and her 11-year-old son and officers arrested the man in the town of Verviers, near Liege in east Belgium, on Wednesday. "She went to the freezer and that is what she saw. She then alerted the police," said Georges Lahaye of the local public prosecutors' office. Prosecutors want the suspect, aged 43, to be remanded in custody to allow more time for an investigation into the deaths. Lahaye said the suspect had not made a confession. He added that the couple argued a lot.

Dinner By The Lake
We’ve discussed making some time together for a romantic evening out on several occasions, finally, if this all works out, I think we‘ll get it. Secretively, I’m keeping it all hushed, waiting to tell him when he gets home from work. Anticipating his arrival, I’ll meet him at the door, and whisper every-so gently in his ear, “We have the night to ourselves.” My mind, running ramped, thinking of all the things I need to get done before he gets here, I want everything to be perfect and I want to look perfect, I want him to know I’m all his tonight. This is for him. Glancing at the clock, it’s getting near the time of his arrival, I have to shower, but first, I’ll lay the cloths out I’m going to wear, thinking to myself, being a fairly warm night with a slight breeze I’ll go with the long black dress with a slit up the side. I hurriedly scamper to the closet, run my hands through my wardrobe, hoping it’s still not at the cleaners, relieved, I found it, I take it from the closet, hold it

Dinner Tomorrow I Think
Cornmeal Crusted Tilapia 2-4 Tbls Olive Oil 2-4 Tbls Lemon Juice 1 Tbls Garlic ½ tsp Parsley ½ tsp Sea Salt ½ tsp ground Pepper ¼ minced onions ¼ cup Italian Breadcrumbs What do you think? Ooops forgot the 1/4 of fresh Parmesan I am mixing 2-4 tbls of butter, olive oil, lemon and garlic together, dipping the fish into it and then into the mix and then backing at 400 for 10 - 15 minutes

Dinner With The Girlfriend's Parents
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his he

Dinner Time
Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his mother what "shit" meant. Thinking fast she replied "food on the table". Next day he comes home and asks his mother what does "son of a bitch" mean. Again, thinking fast again she says "It's a priest". Next day he comes home a asks what does "fuckin'" mean. She says it means "getting dressed". That same night a priest was coming over for dinner. Johnny is just finished setting the table when he hears the doorbell ring. He yells "got it". He opens the door and says "Hey son of a bitch, shits on the table and mom and dad are upstairs fuckin'".

Dinner With Depression Part 1
The waiter comes to the table, sort of shuffling. Could be due his age, or could more probably be due to the enormous weight he is carrying on his shoulders. It's a requirement of working here. You must be carrying some sort of emotional baggage. He looks pained. "Good Evening. Tonights special is greif, sauteed in a light hopeless sauce, smothered in guilt. On the side we offer sadness served on a bed of fresh anger. I'm sure it will be to your liking. Oh, and we have a lovely 2006 teardrop with just a hint of blood for flavor, from the vineyards of Vermont. Shall I tell the chef to put the special crushed dreams seasoning on it for you as well?" I suppose it doesn't matter what I order, since it is the only thing on the menu every time I find myself here. Across the table from me is a version of myself from a little over a year ago. Sometimes it's a version from a long time ago, it depends on the night. I almost never contribute to the conversation. There is no need. It all get

Dinner
I stared out with olive oil an onion and garlic Then I cut up some beef and pork then brown that Then at the caned tomatoes ...Add the seasons... Then cook the sausage and then drop them in then the meat balls and then drop them in Then let cook all day ...

Dinner & A Movie
The kids and I were having dinner and watching Transformers, when the house started shaking. I knew it was an Earthquake and sat still and looked over at my son. His eyes were HUGH! and mouth wide open. The windows shook and a few things fell off the walls. My son stood up and yelled Earthquake and stepped under the framing for the doorway. I smiled, knowing this was taught to him since kindergarden. My daughter was in shock hand over her mouth also standing under the frame. I sat and rode it out on the sofa. lmao When it was over.. < this all took place in little less than 5 seconds, they each were on they're cell phones. I had fogotten this was their first major quake. They are use to feeling 3.0 and below. I smiled and told them it was safe to come out of the doorway now. They are still on the phone excited and talking to friends. It was around this time back in 1989 that I felt the biggest Earthquake for me. That was 8.9 and destroyed homee, bridges, and suc

Dinner With Whatever - Part 1.
"I'm thinking of a number between one and ten," she said, putting down her wine glass. He looked up at her. "No," he simply stated. She paused for a moment. Peering across at him, her eyes narrowed in contempt, she resisted the urge to pick up her fork and stick it into his eye. Instead, she concentrated hard, sending awful thoughts his way, hoping his nose would start to bleed. He barely noticed her stare. Instead, he busied himself slicing up the steak on his plate. "Blood red rare," he always ordered. "I wanna hear it moo when you bring it to me." He thought his jokes were funny. No one else did, save for the odd waiter who assumed that laughing at his lame attempts at humor would increase their odds for a large tip. Little did they know, she thought. "I don't tip big," he'd say. Then he'd smirk. She'd cringe, knowing was what coming. "They want a big tip," he'd start, then pause for what he thought was a dramatic moment, his absurd comedic timing, "I'll give 'em a big

Dinner With Whatever - Part 2
"Why won't you just do what I ask," she inquired. He didn't even look up at her. "Because it is stupid." "You are stupid," she softly said, after a moment. He cut a large chunk of his steak and put it in his mouth. "What, hun? Did you say something," he managed to mumble through a mouthful of cow. She looked down. "No, nothing, nevermind." *** She tapped her fork on the table repetitively, hoping that it would annoy him. Still he ignored her. Chew, chew, chew, chew, swallow. Repeat: chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, swallow. She waited for him to discard his utensils, to just pick up the meat with his hands and gnaw on it like a dog. Grease and crumbs lingered on his lips. She desperately wanted to scream at him to wipe his mouth, but she didn't. It wasn't that she was afraid to make a scene. No, she rather enjoyed making scenes in public places. "My little ham," her Mother used to say to her when she was little, "always wanting to be the star of the show, no mat

Dinner Table
A family are at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree". "A Christmas tree?" "Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration!"

Dinner In A Pepper
Ingredients * 8 large green bell peppers (I like the Red or Yellow ones for color) * 1 pound ground beef * 1/2 cup chopped onion * 3 medium tomatoes, peeled and chopped * 1 (8 ounce) can whole kernel corn, drained * **(or fresh cooked scraped off the ears)** * 1 (8 ounce) can cream-style corn * 1 teaspoon salt * 3/4 teaspoon dried basil, crushed (or fresh chopped finely) * Dash of pepper * 3/4 cup soft bread crumbs (1 slice) * 1 tablespoon butter, melted Directions 1. Cut tops from green peppers; discard seeds and membranes. Chop enough of the tops to make 1/4 cup; set aside. 2. Cook the whole green peppers in boiling water for 5 minutes; drain well. Sprinkle insides of peppers lightly with salt. 3. In skillet cook ground beef, onion and the 1/4 cup chopped green pepper until meat is brown and onion is tender. 4. Add tomatoes; simmer until tomatoes are cooked, about 4 minutes. Drain off liquid. Add who

Dinner Party
Dinner party for 8 - $250 Wine for guests - $80 Your parents are there Your in-laws are there Your boss and his wife are there The minister and his wife are there You're all settling down for a nice relaxing evening dinner. Then in walks the dog . . . . . Priceless!

Dinner In Montana
Dinner in Montana My Kind of Restaurant - Let's Go to Montana for Dinner - True Story. This is one of the best things I've read in ages!!!! I wish I could go there for dinner!!!! Montana Restaurant: This is a great story! The radio station America FM was doing one of its "Is Anyone Listening?" bits this morning. The first question was, "Ever have a celebrity pull up with the 'Do you know who I am?' routine?" A woman called in and said that a few years a go, while visiting her cattle rancher uncle in Billings, MT, she had occasion to go to dinner at a restaurant that does not take reservations. The wait was about 45 minutes; many ranchers and their wives were waiting. Ted Turner and his ex-wife Jane Fonda came in the restaurant and wanted a table. The hostess informed them that they'd have to wait 45 minutes. Jane Fonda asked the hostess, "Do you know who I am?" The hostess answered, "Yes, but you'll have to wait 45 minutes." Then Jane asked if the manager was in. Whe

Dinner
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite." What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner." The teacher fainted.

Dinner?
There once was a time in my life when I thought that I had everything I wanted. A time, when the future seemed to be filled with endless possibilities. As things pass, they change. With each change, they either turn for the better or they turn for the worse. I had a point where I thought that I had exhausted every bit of good luck, until I discovered that the years of down ridden change were actually saving up for you. The first time that I had ever talked to you, I could tell that you were different. You seemed like you had the right answer for every question that I could throw out there. It was almost as though I was giving an open book test, and you were already on the page with the solution waiting for me. The connection seemed to be instant. Knowing that you were all the way on the other side of the country, I knew that you were looking at different options in your life. I just hoped for a better option, and then it hit me. Im right around the corner from the Univ

Dinner!
Tonight...I decided since I been sick for awhile, 4 weeks, and the BF been looking after me it would only be fair to make him a wonderful dinner. Ahh yes it pays to have that Italian blood in me...I made...home made spaghetti sauce...nice and thick...from scratch...angel hair pasta...and 5 cheese garlic bread. There's wine cooling in the fridge..even though I can't drink it. He can...and dessert...chocolate brownies dipped in fudge sauce with vanilla icecream. Did I make up for lost time? I hope so. He will be happy...a way to a mans heart is through his stomach mom always said. lol Wish me luck I'm trying to win his heart back tonight. LMFAO...uh huh!!! Stay tuned for more....

Dinner
She sat on the edge of the bed,unroling her black nylon stockings,her blue plush housecoat open where he could gaze upon her full erected breast.Speachless.She didnt see him,but she could feel his eyes upon her,yet she didnt,stop what she was doing.One leg in,he could see her hairline of her tiny silken panites.He wipe himself drive.Shook his head,wishing,wanting more.She knew that enticed him,just a little.as she wiggle into them,we uncover herself,to put on what wa laid on the bed,he didnt know but she was still hot from the hour before.She moved to the dresser which was in the eyeview of the mirror,"bending over to get something out of the bottom drawer,she glance back,Yes oh Yes he was all hers soon."Honey,what are we going to have for supper?" " Oh,You can choose baby"well that open the door.She raise up with a smile on her face.Walking into the bathroom where he was only covered with a towel."What if I said,You." He smile and went on shaving,grinning. He comtinue to shave,cologn

Dinner Continues
He couldnt take it anymore.He Back off to let her know it was his turn.he slid her to the bed,pulling her toward him.As he started to lick her doorway to pleasure she let out a sigh of gratification spreading her legs farther apart. He dugged so deep with his tongue,she screamed.He progged her,with his tonque tasting her fully.In out,licking.teasing tanglizing evey nerve in her body.He started kissing her inner thighs tasting the mixture of him and her saliva,biting her,sucking hard at her inner thighs,tormenting her with pleasure never felt before.Moving back up to her hot wet clit,throbbing,burning with desire.Rubbing her with his tongue.Grabbing the sheets pushing him into her more.She was cumming.and he knew it.He back off,and move into her kissing her warm wet lips,digging his tongue in her mouth deep,churning twisting tasing him self all in her.She rasie her hips ,arched her back to meet with his flesh."Take me "she whispered.Kissing biting sucking her neck,As she let out a moan

Dinner For 12 Sept 08
For dinner last night I made a dish from my childhood. It is SIMMERED LION'S HEAD. No, it doesn't have any lion meat in it, rather the final dish should resemble a lion head (in an artsy fartsy way.) It is also a dish served on high occasions, as it contains enough meat to peasant feed a family for a week. It has relatively few ingrediants and should be enjoyed for the richness and simplity of the dish. SIMMERED LION'S HEAD 2 lbs ground pork 1 T rice wine or dry sherry 1/2 t salt 1/2 t msg 1 T sugar 1 T minced green onion 1 T minced ginger 1 egg 2 T corn starch Combine the above with the pork and mix well. My Mom would tell you to mix in one direction only, don't ask why, just do it! If the meat is lean add up to 3 T water. Now make a slurry of the following: 2 T soy 1 T corn starch 2 T water Divide the meat into 8 equal portions and form into meatballs, big meatballs. Then, coat the meatball with the slurry. This will give the meatballs color. Now fry them

Dinner At Mistress Sarah's
Slut knelt on her heels, awaiting her Master's return. She was nervous, but excited. She knew if anything was out of place, on assignment not done perfectly, she would be punished. Slut feared the punishments, but her Master deserved the best, and if he was not happy, she needed to be punished. She was known only as slut, and she deserved everything she got. Master's vehicle pulled up, and slut glanced around nervously, hoping everything was in place. Nothing is wrong. But that does not mean anything. Her hands behind her back, she heard his key is in the door, and he entered. Master stepped over to her. Quickly he reached down and grabbed her hair, roughly pulling her into an upright kneeling position. "When I come home, this is the position you will be in, Bitch!" Slut knew that, and mentally kicked herself. A lot of this is new to her, and she sometimes forgets the smallest things. Before, when she mentioned this to Master, he told her "I understand, Slut. That is why I am

Dinner With Harriet
I had known Harriet for a few months, every since I took early retirement and moved to this beautiful, remote, rural spot in North Florida. She had a trailer too, but it was much larger and nicer than mine and situated on a piece of property that must have been at least double my five acres. She had been a casual acquaintance, as neighbors often are, until she had a problem with her car and I offered to take her somewhere if she needed. She took me up on it one Thursday and had me drop her at the doctors while I went to the hardware store. We met afterward and had lunch before going grocery shopping and then to the garage to pick up her car. Over lunch, she invited me to dinner at her place the following night. As a widower living on TV dinners and sandwiches, I jumped at the opportunity. Besides she was a very attractive woman near my age, well, perhaps within ten years or so of my fifty-something. I arrived promptly at six as arranged, with a nice bottle of red wine under my arm.

Dinner.
k, so, i cooked sweet n sour chicken (hong kong style) for dinner yeh? and i've eatena full plate in like 3 mins flat. now on second plate. WTF is chinese so addactive?? srsly... i'z get fat if'n i keep this up.

Dinner Rolls
Ingredients: * 1 cup whole milk * 2 pkg. dry yeast * 1/2 cup butter, melted * 1/4 tsp. salt * 1/4 cup sugar * 2 eggs * 4-1/2 to 5 cups flour * more melted butter Preparation: Warm the milk in a small saucepan over low heat. Mix 1/3 of the milk with the dry yeast in a small bowl and let sit until bubbly, about 15 minutes. In a large bowl, combine remaining milk, melted butter, salt and sugar and beat until the sugar is dissolved. Then add the beaten eggs and bubbly yeast. Add flour, 1/4 cup at a time, beating on high speed of stand mixer. This step should take at least 5 minutes. When the dough gets too stiff to beat, stir in rest of flour by hand, if necessary, to make a soft dough. Turn out onto floured surface and knead for 5 minutes, until smooth and satiny. Place dough in greased bowl, turning to grease top. Cover and let rise in warm place until light and doubled in size, about 1 hour. (I have also covered the dough well and placed

Dinner Etiquette
No matter how drunk the two of you may be, taking a shower beforehand is always a certified plus. If it’s the first time you’ve been with her, and she doesn’t want to be seen naked, may I suggest you run her a bath or a shower, perhaps even complete with candles. It may seem corny, and of course not all women are into this, but chances are she’ll want to see whether or not you could be one of the true romantic, “good” guys or not. Although, in truth, the shower isn’t so much for romantic reasons, so much as it is for cleanliness. Whether or not you really enjoy eating out a woman, the truth is many of us are insecure about our nether region and if you want to truly please us, we ought to feel as comfortable as possible. If the woman is fresh out of the shower and all clean, chances are a man won’t hold back when it comes to exploring our lower lips, etc.. Just be sure to not be too pushy, or you will scare her off. Be gentle, be subtle, above all, let her know you want to eat her o

Dinner Thoughts
watching you day in and out undressing you with my eyes touching you everywhere with my mind licking your lips as I do mine now thinking of your tongue dancing with mine biting lower lip as I imagine your mouth and teeth on the back of my neck breathing deeper, harder as you tease my nipples with your fingers rocking hips forward back arching as I imagine your hot hard cock bucking in my seat in a slow steady movement deeeper harder you dwell head going back slight parting of lips as I moan orgasm rocking me looking into your eyes across the dining table half smile as the waiter brings our food I mouth to you ,"Open your pants and take him out" seeing your hands disappear and slight sound reaches my ear taking my stocking covered foot I caress up your leg , teasing your crotch as I am placing a stuffed mushroom to lips and sliding it in mouth , biting down on it , juices running ov

Dinner At The Money Table By The Early November
I've got a day and a reason why I should not believe in anything, anymore. What's this for? My time well spent. I've got all these memories that I cannot believe in, 'cuz I don't know where I've been all these years. And do you know this reason I hope that you can see it, 'cuz I will not give up and we all know what you've done again. I can see right through you, you're making you're way over again. Two days after leaving and I don't have a reason to keep you from being here. I don't steer These thoughts away. I know that you know this but I could never get you to believe all my fears is this your clear I think so. And do you know this reason I hope that you can see it, 'cuz I will not give up and we all know what you've done again. I can see right through you, you're making you're way over again. And do you know this reason I hope that you can see it, 'cuz I will not give up and we all know what you've done again. I can see right throu

Dinner At The Resteraunte
THERE they were,sitting in the very same table ,the same one they sat in ,the very first time they went there.HE COULDNT HELP BUT THINK ,HAS IT REALLY BEEN JUST A FEW SHORT YEARS,?Hcouldnt believe how captivatingly beautifull she was looking,just more and more over the past few years Her smile enchanted him,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, her gaze hypnotized and seduced him,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, her voice took his breath away and made his knees weak,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and she was wearing his favorite perfume,,,,,,,,,,,The one that drives him wild ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Dinner And No Movie
Sometimes you eat dinner and there's no movie..but sometimes there's sex and beer and you forget all about the movie. Sometimes you crave poetry..other times you just wanna bend her over and pull her hair. There's a time for roses and candles, but usually she'd rather have cunnilingus. I'm thirsty.

Dinner
What was supposed to be a decent night out turned into a bust. We went to dinner, but couldn't go to the club like we wanted because it's snowing and the roads are getting bad. We decided to cut things short. Good news is, we planned for a follow-up tomorrow night at the club we wanted to go to. Instead of meeting him there, I think I can trust him enough to pick meup at home. He lives in the same town, and gave me his address without even asking for mine. He doesn't ave to come in, meet my kid, or anything like that, just show up in my driveway. He's a good kisser, though. *grins*

Dinner
So this year I decided to make dinner myself instead of going out. Still had the intimate setting, low light, candles, etc... I made for her: Steak marinated for three days, Mahi Mahi, roasted red potatoes, and vegetables. I made the same thing for myself only chicken instead of Mahi Mahi since I don't eat seafood. It was bangin, now I only wish I had a real kitchen and nice pots and pans to work with.

Dinner At Mi Casa
So tonight I used the oven, stove, and microwave to make dinner. I think I did a good job considering I've been eating microwave junk or nothing for dinner lately. When I get home from work I don't feel like cooking and I'm usually not very hungry. I figured I needed a decent meal tonight. Well, sorta decent. I had fish sticks, garlic mashed potatoes, and peas and corn. I might eat some ice cream later on. I just felt like sharing. Carry on. :)

Dinner Decision
A group of 40-year-old buddies discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waitress's there had low cut blouses and were very young. 10 years later at 50-years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food there was very good and the wine selection was good also. 10 years later at 60-years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they could eat there in peace and quiet

Dinner Hehe
I crawl under the table, lift your dress over your silky creamy thighs, jus enough to xxpose them beautifully glistenin lips. teasin you, my tongue slides round the out walls of your constant moisten pussy. you out a slight but quiet moan. my rings catching your clit, jus enough for you to feel. body squirmin to get ever closer. tryin not to draw to much attention as to what is goin on in our direction. you slide your ass closer to the edge of your seat. pullin my face closer to your pussy, the smell of your scent intoxicating. my tongue slidin in deeper and deeper. your hands grabbin my long hair, pullin me in tighter between your creamy thighs. my tongue movin in and out between your drippin lips. my teeth nibblin, sometimes soft. most times hard, jus so i can see the pain, pleasure on your face as i peek from under where im at.hearin you wince and moan has got me hard. the more i flirt with your clit, the louder you get.people turn to see what is all the comotion. mostly

5 Dinner Guests
Im sure this has been done before....I dont care....If you had 5 dinner guests (dead or alive) Who would they be and why?? My 5: Martin Luther King Jr. Hugh Hefner Salma Hayek my biological father(whom ive never met) and my hot english professor from college.....

"dinner With Family And Friends"
LAST NIGHT WAS A BLAST, MY BEST FRIEND ALLISON INVITED ME AND MY FAMILY TO DINNER WHICH SHE WAS PAYING FOR EVERYTHING. ALLISON IS SUCH A GOOD FRIEND BUT SOMETIMES CAN BE A PAIN...... ...... ......LOL. BUT WHAT FRIEND DON'T? IT WAS AMAZING BECAUSE I MET A EX-MARINE AND HIS WIFE WHICH WAS ALLISON'S MOMMA AND DADDY. HER DADDY WAS A SWEETHEART TOOK AWHILE FOR HER MOMMA TO COME AROUND. BUT LAST NIGHT WAS A BLAST. RICHARD HAD FUN, TARIQ HAD FUN WITH MYA AND JUNIOR. I HAD FUN CHIT-CHATTING WITH JOSH, DIMITRIUS, CEE-CEE, ALLISON, MOM AND POP. POP HAD A LOT OF STORIES HE TOLD. SO IT WAS VERY INTERESTING. HE KEPT PICKING ON RICHARD. IT WAS FUNNY. KEPT CALLING HIM SMILEY...... ...... ......LOL I AM JUST HAPPY EVERYONE HAD A BLAST. WE WERE ALL ROLLING AT THE TABLE. AND EVEN AFTER WE GOT HOME. THEN I GOT UPSET BECAUSE I REMEMBERED MY BUDDY WAS GOING TO GEORGIA UNTIL MONDAY. I AM GONNA MISS HER. THIS MORNING WHEN SHE WAS TELLING ME GOOD-BYE DAISY TRIED SNEAKING WITH THEM. DAISY REALLY CHERISHED ALL

Dinner With Mike...
So Mike and I had dinner tonight for the first time (in 7 years) as friends. It was a bit awkward at first and I spent the first hour crying (or trying not to cry) and it just didn't feel right. But I had an epiphany. Here's a bit of a conversation with a friend: warmthoughtsofyou04: So I've realized tonight that we're split up, there's nothing I can do about it until A. He finds me attractive again or B. He figures out what he has lost orcrush1968: how did tonight change love warmthoughtsofyou04: I guess seeing him warmthoughtsofyou04: The only real differences are no sex, I can't call him baby anymore, and I can't touch him as much as I would like warmthoughtsofyou04: But other than that things are the same warmthoughtsofyou04: When the cat was laying on me and my nose was itchy he scratched it for me, and he bought me dinner and told me that even though things are the way they are that I'm still going to get preferential treatment So I guess that's a good thing. I'm just k

Dinner And A Movie
Tonight was dinner and a movie night. Went out to this resturant called "Jack Astor's" (say it outloud) which was a pretty decent place. Sort of like a Friday's or Red Robin for ambiance, and decent food. Now, I don't know exactly why, but the boths have paper on the table. When the hostess took us over she took a crayon from the glass full of them on the table and drew a smiley face. Sure it would have been nicer if she would have written her number, but I digress. So me being me, I asked "Does this mean we can draw on the table too?" She said that we could. I had quite a little art project after that. I drew a nice stick figure picture of myself, then I traced my knife and fork, I played two games of tick tac toe (1-1) and then I drew another stick figure guy that said "Help! Help! I'm being crushed" then I placed my soda over his bottom half. Yes, I do amuse myself. After dinner it was time for a movie. I saw "Scott Pilgrim vs The World" quite an excellent flick. T

Dinner
The idea of a private “underground” dinner club, boasting fine dining and ambiance made the invite an easy acceptance by Krissy. Never one to miss opportunity of a relaxing evening with friends or workmates, she looked forward to the festivities. Her dining mates would be a new crowd, with promotion came new acquaintance and she now had touched the glass ceiling at work. The only dinner companion she was familiar with was the hard charging, confident blonde that had been helping in Krissy’s transition into the new digs at work. Always sporting high-end designer garb and perfumed scent with heels as sharp as her wit and accelerated wisdom, Donna, the mentor of Krissy, controlled whatever room she entered. Knowing she’d be under wing made Krissy at ease attending the event. She had also been informed at time of invite that the normal office dress code of professional spec need not be followed, not that Donna followed the code at work precisely anyway. Yes, her blouses always had collar a

Dinner2
Part TwoNo matter how mature in age or refined in social grace, when women have been controlled and conquered men revert back to adolescent ways. The male diners holstered their weapons and returned to stage side seating to retrieve their drinks, pats on backs and high-fives along the way. They laughed and gave boisterous replay, all remembering their performance with a smidge of exaggeration, but not as tall a tale as it would evolve to by end of circulation amongst friends. As the spent serpents shared drink and conversation, Donna and a few of the female diners remained on stage tending to the slaves. Krissy lay on length of table, cum from lips and chin all the way to soft smooth thighs. The mistress and a couple other ladies began the clean up of the christened cum slave. Donna used a soft wet cloth, but the other two lapped with tongue and collected with searching fingertips. Like children playing with puddled mud they smeared and rubbed jizz between fingers and palms, enjoying

Dinner And Theatre
My husband and i were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theatre. Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a 'night light' and the answering machine, then put the cat in the backyard. When our cab arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted between our legs inside, then ran up the stairs. Because our cat likes to chase our budgie we really didn't want to leave them unchaperoned so my husband ran inside to retrieve her and put her in the back yard again. Because i didn't want the taxi driver to know our house was going to be empty all evening, i explained to him that my husband would be out momentarily as he was just bidding goodnight to my mother. A few minutes later he got into the cab all hot and bothered, and said (to my growing horror and amusement) as the cab pulled away. "Sorry it took so long but the stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and i had to poke her arse with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to

Dinner Partyah
My new Friend invited a few of us responsible adults over a for lovely dinner party last night , it was very sweet. i think there ended up being like eight of us altogether including her kids. We had platters of cheese to much on while we sipped our drinks , we had olives and pickles, and wheat thins , Our next course was a lovely meditaranian salad with tomatoes , red onions , cucumbers, mint , feta if we wanted it and sun flower seeds. Our third course was a marinated Chicken breast , with orange and yellow chopped peppers , and green beans , topped with a lovely mustard , balsamic vineger glaze . And the last cource was Desert a Chocolate cream pie , with bits of toffee, filled with chocolated pudding , cream on top strawberries , more chocolates pieces of toffee, and a dizzle of chocolate syrup. Everything was so good and fresh . My friend loved the pie more then anything he'd been waiting for the pie all day . I must admit i normally don't desert but wow .. that pie was incredi

Dinosaur Birthday Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 45 min Total Time: 45 min Makes: 10 servings 1 pkg. (2-layer size) cake mix, any flavor 1 tub (8 oz.) COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, thawed 3 or 4 drops each: red and blue food coloring 1 roll ring-shaped hard candy 1/4 cup assorted small candy balls PREPARE and bake cake mix as directed on package for 13x9-inch baking pan. Cool completely. Transfer cake to a cutting board; cut into pieces as shown in photo and diagram below. TINT whipped topping with food coloring. Using small amount of whipped topping to hold pieces together, arrange cake on serving tray as directed in tip below. FROST cake with remaining whipped topping. Decorate with candy. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Size-Wise At 10 servings, this adorable cake is perfect for a kid's party. How to Cut Up Cake (Click here to print diagram.) Attach section B (the head) to top of neck. Attach section C (the tail) to back of body. Place the 4 D triangles along the dinosaur's back for spikes.

Dinosaur(s) Part 5,000,001
so my mom sister and I were having a great time tonight, unlike the guys in the house. so yeah I saw something on TV and made a remark about that being like David when he was 100...got him furious with me, I could only laugh sad to say but true...I was like i really didn't do anything so why should I be sorry then Emmie mom and I just laughed about everything and everyone in life. We made faces about how my dad was acting, and seriously just had an amazing time. yay David apologized to me, and everything is OK with him.. but he said something to my dad and the mean guy that my dad is was like "I wouldn't say anything if I were you" in the meanest tone in the world. Made me kinda mad, but probably made David even more mad.

Dinosaur Graveyard Yields Fossil Bounty
University of Utah, geologist Winston Seiler poses next a trackway, … A "dinosaur graveyard" full of fossils has been discovered in a former river bed in Utah, presenting an opportunity for a decade's worth of Jurassic research by paleontologists, it was announced this week. Scientists and technicians with the Utah Thornbury Dinosaur Expedition unearthed an abundance of sauropod (an herbivorous long-necked dinosaur) finds, as well as the bones of several carnivorous dinosaurs, said paleontologist Luis Chiappe, director of the Natural History Museum of Los Angeles County's Dinosaur Institute. Nearby, the team, led by the museum, also discovered a 5-foot humerus (arm) bone from a brachiosaur, a gigantic long-necked dinosaur. The graveyard's star discovery thus far is "Gnatalie," a well-preserved skeleton of a 150 million-year-old sauropod. Tracks of Jurassic Period sauropods at the site in San Juan County were found near tracks of carnivorous theropods and herbivorous ornitho

Dinosaur Smiles
I thought this was stupid until I saw some people's answers lol. I'll list mine below. Come on! All the cool kids are doing it! hehe If I was a dinosaur I would be a _________________ I would live _____________________________________ I would eat ______________________________________ My favorite dinosaur thing to do is ______________ When I make noise I ______________________________ My favorite dinosaur song is _____________________ I would drive a dinosaur _________________________ When I was bored I would _________________________ I think the other dinosaurs should________________ Oh what an awesome dinosaur I am!!

Dinos And Rinos
My observatons regarding the Democrat and Republican, or two-party, 'system' The "problems" facing America are ALL, CREATED ones! Because we have: DINO's & RINO's, Democrats & Republicans ONLY when on their campaign trail; Bait & Switch politicians the rest of the time. Were it not for the Democrats & Republicans, America would have NONE of these CREATED problems. There has been NO other party in power for over 50 years, ONLY the two major parties can possibly be responsible! I believe that it MUST be BOTH parties. Can't blame the constitutionalists! "To others it appears that both republicans and democrats have neither the desire, the intelligence, nor the will-power to solve the problems with our government. They simply want to stay in office and enjoy life in the ruling class.' just saying . . .

Dins
*Alphabet Love* What do you call a man when labels such as "hunk", "babe" or "rat" fail to cover the infinite subtleties of how you regard him? Following on from DINS(Double Income No Sex). SNAG(Sensitive New Age Guy) Searching for sensitive man? Be careful you don`t hit a SNAG. These men use moves they`ve picked up from sincerely emphatetic types in order to pick up women.They have never been interested in sport. They walk and walk by letting you pay for dinner and even talk the talk.(He said " I`m really concerned about how you feel") but they never really listen. WIP(Work in Progress) A WIP is a man with potential you take on, knowing you`ll soon be spoonfeeding him tips on basic social skills. These men you can find at college. PG(Probably Gay) If he`s handsome, clever, funny, not married and utterly uninterested in you, he gets a PG rating. Yes, it is politically incorrect. And no, it is never 100° accurate. Of course, it is not fair But egos must be preserved. TOD

D In September Weeks After Undergoing Surgery To Re
HARTFORD, Conn. -- Former UConn coach Jim Calhoun says he had surgery in May to remove an apparent cancerous growth from his lungs. Calhoun mentioned the surgery Monday while taping an episode of YES Networks Center Stage with Michael Kay in New York. Calhoun told YES that doctors removed the growth, concerned it might be related to a previous skin cancer. Reached later by telephone, Calhoun confirmed the surgery. "It was cancer-related, yes," he told The Associated Press. "Im not going to talk about it. I was out for a day and a half. Im completely healthy now." Calhoun, who also had spinal surgery in February, retired in September weeks after undergoing surgery to repair a fractured hip suffered in a bicycling accident. Calhoun also told YES that he has not completely ruled out a return to coaching. Colin Kaepernick Elite Jersey . Fields had 10 points and 11 rebounds in his first start since he was shelved on Nov. 7 because of elbow surgery to help the Raptors to a 90-72 vic

Dint You Know How Much I Loved You
I remember the way you made love to me Like I was all you'd ever need Did you change your mind Well I dint change mine Here I am trying to make since of it all WE WERE BEST FRIENDS NOW WE DON'T EVEN TALK You broke my heart Broke my world apart Dint you know how much I loved you Dint you know how much I loved you baby I gave you everything Every part of me Dint you feel it when I touched you Dint I rock you when I loved you Baby Baby tell me Dint you know how much I loved you I can't get you out of my head I still feel you in this bed Left me all alone Couldn't be more gone From falling apart To fighting mad Wanting you back To not giving a damn I felt it all I've been through it all Dint you know how much I loved you Dint you know how much I loved you baby I gave you everything Every part of me Dint you feel it when I touched you Dint I rock you when I loved you Baby Baby tell me Dint you know how much I loved you One day justice will come and

Dint Know I Had A Hubby!?1
Im still tryin to see where my hubby is, guess buddy cant take rejection inkman7o: lol i knew you were on prozac lol i win have to take a screen shot for the bet lol your hubby was right your a wacko ->Lexi&heart...: Oh just STFU I tried to be nice, but you obviosly cant handle that, so GTFO of my shout box inkman7o: hmm ok when that gets old dont forget me ->Lexi&heart...: well, Im NOT lookin for anyone, I got tha one I want, again, thanx anyways dear inkman7o: anyone who says they arent interested in sex is a liar inkman7o: lmao are you in jr high or something? thats what everyone wants lol why else try to look good or take provocative shots of your cleavage and post them on the internet? lol give me a break sweetie ->Lexi&heart...: well I knw thats all men want so..... inkman7o: and seeing where that goes lol not jumpin into bed with you lol inkman7o: lol well i was thinking more along the lines of hanging out lol ->Lexi&heart...: no not wantin to hook up with

Dio Cane - Self Abuse On Ice!
So long as he keeps making these fuckin things, I'm blogging them. Over 4 mins of Dio falling on his arse, nearly being knocked down by a truck, attacking small trees and being eaten by a fucking BUSH. Too Fuckin Funny.

Dio - Egypt (the Chains Are On)
In the land of the lost horizon where the queen lies dark and cold And when the stars won't shine then the story's told yeah When the world was milk and honey and the magic was strong and true Then the strange ones came and the people knew oh oh that the chains were on that the chains were on My my my in the land of no tomorrow where you pray just to end each day And your life just slowly melts away Each day you hear the sand as it moves and whispers come and sail on my golden sea Maybe one day you'll be just like me and that's free but still your chains are on Yes your chains are on still your chains are on You've seen them walking on the water you've seen flying through the sky They were frightening in the darkness they had rainbows in their eyes When the world was milk and honey and the magic was strong and true Then the strange ones came and the people knew yeah that the chains were on That the chains were on that the chains were on that the chains were on Oh my the

Dio Falls On His Arse Wooot
This is a preview of the next Dio board vid. IDK when the full vid will arrive considering he told me that he smashed hard into his cam and fucked it up big time, lol. It's a short clip and Dio wipes out so it's worth watching!

Diomand Earings For 1st Person To Fan My Sponsor And Then Come Here And Drop A Comment If U Doit B4 Hh Is Over I Got You Right Now
i need u to go fan him reguardless of the gift,...he has given me 10..000 cherry bux to work with for tomorows contests..and sponsored my band Mikey MLC & ĆŦ¬МǎҒїǻ killin em with a :)@ CherryTAP

Dionysus
as found: "Dionysus." Encyclopedia Mythica from Encyclopedia Mythica Online. /www.pantheon.org/articles/d/dionysus.html> [Accessed November 02, 2006]. Dionysus by Rachel Gross and Dale Grote Dionysus, also commonly known by his Roman name Bacchus, appears to be a god who has two distinct origins. On the one hand, Dionysus was the god of wine, agriculture, and fertility of nature, who is also the patron god of the Greek stage. On the other hand, Dionysus also represents the outstanding features of mystery religions, such as those practiced at Eleusis: ecstasy, personal delivery from the daily world through physical or spiritual intoxication, and initiation into secret rites. Scholars have long suspected that the god known as Dionysus is in fact a fusion of a local Greek nature god, and another more potent god imported rather late in Greek pre-history from Phrygia (the central area of modern day Turkey) or Thrace. According to one myth, Dionysus is the son of the god Zeus and

¿dios Mío Porque?
Bendición mami me voy para la calle Reza por mi para que mi suerte no me falle Y si no regreso es porque fui de largo viaje Nos veremos en un mundo donde no exista el coraje Bendición mami me voy para la calle Reza por mí para que mi suerte no me falle Y si no regreso es porque fui de largo viaje Nos veremos algún día socia. No hago compromiso con la vida si lo tengo con la muerte Que Dios reparta suerte si me llega a mí la muerte Bien sabe el creador que no le tengo miedo a nada Veo cosas raras que me pasan por mi cara Cosas que suceden a diario en esta vida Cuando no hay asesinato que alguien contrajo el sida Mis ojos siguen observando lo que en realidad Madres asustadas por la criminalidad Que se puede hacer con la maldita maldad Si su hijo esta propuesto a que lo vayan a matar Pidiéndole a Dios no se lo vaya a quitar Sabiendo que algún día el se tiene que marchar Comparto yo mis puertas para que puedas tu entrar Sabia es la persona que lo pueda escuchar Aq

"dip Doodle"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS Jabawokee ding dong slip slap slee Dipstick paddywhack pee pee googalee gee Polly wolly sling slang skooey dibbely doo Wing wong ping pong king kong Cheech 'n Chong hop hip kagagoogoo Hickory dickory slickory flip flap dip skip to my lou Flim flam wham blam Sam bam Cunningham whack snack koochie koochie koo Plus you gotta dip, you gotta doodle, you gotta eat Grandma's stroodle 'Cause she stayed up all night to make it from scratch You gotta gish, you gotta gash, you gotta wax Grandma's mustache And lay out here socks and make sure they match Whoa, you gotta help out your Gram Slappety dappety sling skism skasm bing bang boo A yip, a yap, a snippety snap walla, walla scrappy dappy doo Piddle paddle fiddle faddle widdle waddle awhee clunkety clang A plop, a fizz, a whackety whiz, chitty chitty bang wang lang Zippity doo dang lipidee ay oompa loompa doo A piggly wiggly dooda stinky winky linky foo man choo Plus you gotta dip, you gotta doo

Di Pittura Progettazione Pescatori Costume
Compresi abbigliamento e linea di abbigliamento decorativo comprende abbigliamento, borse, accessori. Il vestito ha una dualità pratico e decorativo.Progettazione, sviluppo Costume per rendersi conto che, quando un sacco di design ha non solo il colore di moda o stili di novità per accontentare il cliente. Ma per fondersi con la cultura tradizionale della nazione, al fine di progettare l'abbigliamento è coerente con le caratteristiche dei tempi e dei fattori umani. Esempio: l'arte dei graffiti come gli Stati Uniti è derivato dalla strada, creatore di società prevalentemente a basso livello dei giovani, dei disoccupati e dei poveri. Sono pieno di concetti tradizionali e la coscienza tradizionale forma ideologia sovversiva performance art e spazzato il mondo. Negli ultimi anni, questa forma d'arte appaiono frequentemente in prodotti di moda, e anche di lusso altare marchi artista di graffiti.2.001 designer convincere LV modello anziano inerente a rinunciare 150 anni di storia del marchio

Diplomatic Onslaught Over Kurdish Plans
Diplomatic onslaught over Kurdish plans Intense diplomatic efforts are under way to try to head off a major Turkish operation against fighters of the Kurdistan Workers' Party, the PKK, in northern Iraq. Western diplomats believe that Turkey will launch such an operation unless the United States can engineer some significant moves against the PKK. The latest PKK operation, near the village of Daglica on the Turkish side of the border with Iraq, killed 12 Turkish soldiers. Eight others are missing. The US will have to act through the Iraqi government and the first signs of success came when the Iraqi President Jalal Talabani, himself a Kurd, announced that the PKK would call a ceasefire. However, it has called several ceasefires since its leader Abdullah Ocalan declared an end to its war for Kurdish independence after he was captured in 1999, and clearly the call has not been accepted by all its elements. Rice efforts The US Secretary of State Condoleezza Ric

Diplomatic, Tricknology
because i find myself not on the road of destruction, but on the road of life because i know that man don't have too die it's what you eat, it's how you live , it's what you think, it's what you do that make man die seen ? so when i learn that & after i learn these thing's man don't have to die ! so i have to keep on the road of life and because i know all these thing's i still have too stand firm ,and still take a polictical stand against the law's that still violate or humilate or incrimanate people for just takeing a smoke of herb, it's only in the west that these thing's go on or only where there is colonalism and imperialism, seen ? there are many place's where there is colonalism and yet the law's are not so rigded and that is what you call diplomatic, tricknology seen ? but that is one of thouse thing's which good will continue to bad untill good get good name seen ? if it's right to smoke a cigarette, a thing' that give you cancer, & many other destru

Diplomacy
At what point do tact and diplomacy degerate into bullshit? Does sugar coating something unpleasant necessarily detract from the truth in it? If the objective is to break bad news, how would you go about softening the impact while still delivering the necessary information.

The Diplomat
We don't have specifically named titles at work. I'm not technically a manager, but I tell people what to do sometimes. One of my coworkers isn't technically called a two faced, back stabbing, old hag, but she takes on that duty quite well... For the most part, we each do a little of everything. Sometimes, however, certain tasks get left to just one person. I have a load of them but perhaps the one I hate most is being the diplomat of sorts. When something tragic happens, I am the only one to make plans on sending flowers, cards, making donations, attending funerals/viewings...I'm the one that has to get everyone else moving on it at the very least. Today, it fell on my shoulders again. I'm too fucking empathetic for this shit.... I walked into the hospital with a chocolate cake in one hand and the other making nervous taps on the back of my leg. It calms me. The cool of the lobby was a sweet relief as I headed for the gift shop. Balloons. Why do we even give adults cheerful ball

Diplomatic Lexicon/dictionary
Since so many of us (I'm not excluding myself necessarily) find it difficult to negotiate the complicated waters of two dimensional communication, I decided that I would work on a lexicon for all my friends, family (once I've figured out what that means here), and those with whom I attempt to strike up a conversation. I'll be adding entries as the need arises. Eventually, I'll bring some order to the presentation. 1. "I'd like to get to know you": This phrase is not an umtimely reference to the lyrics of a bad 60s folk tune. When I use the phrase it means that I would like to take the time to find out who you are. The key element is time spent. Of course, there is no way to measure the appropriate amount of time required to get to know you. Please note: the phrase does not mean: I'd like to meet you in a sleezy motel room, have sex with you for a few hours, and then disappear. If I were to want such things, I'd just say "I'd like to meet you in a sleezy. . . etc. 2. "W

Dipped In Chocolate
Picture us together, savoring chocolate dipped strawberries, the hot melted chocolate tingling in our mouths and sending ripples of ecstacy through our taste buds, only to be followed by the heavenly sweetness of ripe, lush berries. Then imagine me dabbing a bit of chocolate on your luscious body before I lick every drop... only to hunger for more. Would you like to sample some chocolate dipped strawberries with me? I'm ready to heat things up!

Dipp
Dipp: you ever date latin guys? ->Dipp: nope cant say that i have Dipp: damn wish I was there near you to give you a taste of it Dipp: you never even tasted a latino before? Dipp: I mean that in bed ->Dipp: k.. well have a good day

Dipstiiiick!
On the way home I was listening to the radio and "Everything Zen" by Bush came on and it reminded me of how my best friend and I used to argue about song lyrics and how one of us thought Gavin was saying "Schwazi was my wife..." instead of "Try to see it once my way..." and "There's no sense in your violence..." instead of "There's no sex in your violence". Oh all those arguements over stupid things... it was so much fun once we finally got the words straight we would sing it the wrong way and laugh about it.

Dip/sniff Or Grab/hold
Topic : DIP/SNIFF or GRAB/HOLD TEST Let me start off by saying: If you don't like my columns, don't read the shyt.! No one is forcing you to..! Ok. alot of people have been asking me, "How the hell to I come up with this stuff..?" haha Usually, I'll just come up with a topic, or someone will send me a question or a topic to write about.. So, I do.. Once I start writing, my brain just gets overflowed with comments, stories I've heard, info, music lyrics..etc..etc Add the fact that I'm a crazy mofo... and BAMMMMMM... That's how these topics/columns/blogs come about. HOLLA... haha Ok. this was the very first Dr.Romello topic I ever wrote.. My cousin called me and was telling me about how she messed with a short d*ck guy... and I asked her, if she did the Grab and Hold test..??? She said, what the hell is that.??? So, I wrote it up, and sent it to her.. She laughed her ass off, and sent it to her friends... and BAMMMMMMMM, that's how everything got started.. :-) N

Dipsy Doodles Mix
DIPSY DOODLE NO-BAKE COOKIES IN A JAR Dipsy Doodle No-Bake Cookie Mix 1 cup Cornflakes, finely crushed 1/2 cup Quick Cooking Rolled Oats 1/4 cup shredded coconut, firmly packed 1/2 cup Semi-sweet chocolate chips 1/3 cup Butterscotch chips Layering Dry Mix: Layer crushed cornflakes, rolled oats and shredded coconut into a 1 PINT jar in the order listed. Combine the chocolate chips and butterscotch chips and put into a ziplock sandwich or snack bag and add to the top of the jar. Attach recipe to jar: Dipsy Doodle No-Bake Cookies 1 Dipsy Doodle No-Bake Cookie mix 1/2 cup peanut butter (smooth or chunky) 1/3 cup light corn syrup Remove chocolate and butterscotch chips from jar; set aside. Heat peanut butter and corn syrup in a medium saucepan over low (or medium low) heat until mixture is smooth, stirring to prevent sticking. Remove from heat. Add dry ingredients from jar, mixing until evenly coated. Drop cookie dough by rounded tablespoo

Dip Shit
This about says it all Whether Democrat or Republican, I think you'll get a kick out of this! A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his f

Dipshit
7:13am superbad637: i want to cum all over those tits 7:17am Ninja: dream on loser 7:21am superbad637: loser, yeah, if your not bored with this shit in 3 months adn consider it your life, thats fucking loserish, get a life bitch 7:22am Ninja: it's nowhere near my life. but if you go trolling for pussy on the internet, you are a loser 7:23am superbad637: good one, fuck off 7:23am Ninja: and if you think telling some random stranger in a bar that you want to cum on their tits won't get you smacked, good luck asshole 7:24am superbad637: im sure you dont have to worry about being approached to much, 7:28am Ninja: are you still talking? 7:28am Ninja: why don't you go get chin deep on a dick and piss off 7:29am superbad637: its balls deep dummass, im sure your muff diving ass doesnt know

Dipshit Part Deaux
Buzz: sh*t faced! Level: Rock Star (20) Gender: Male, 27 Location: Woodridge, IL Status: Ya thats right im a firefighter And a paramedic...ill save your life twice! 11:03pm juggalofir...: do little dicks make you laugh? 11:03pm Kloverlynn: yes i like to light them on fire nd watch them burn 11:04pm juggalofir...: mines 4inches is that big? 11:05pm Kloverlynn: for a 7 year old yes 11:05pm juggalofir...: im 27 11:05pm Kloverlynn: 20 years late 11:06pm Kloverlynn: its the lead in the paint you fuckheads use

Dipshit Of The Day
7am number1dad: hello how are you doing today? i hope your doing great. its a very nice day out today. so you have any good plans for today? i love to make new friends. heres a few things about me. im 32 years old.i live in ohio.i work on cars at walmart.i have three beautiful kids.two girls and one boy.they are 6,8,and 9. they are my world. without them i have nothing in life. i also love my parents very much. i have 36 tattoos. i love to tavel and play pool in tournaments. i also love to travel to arm wrestle in tournaments. i've won alot of money and trophys doing so. by the way i think you are very beautiful. i would love to get to know you better if you would let me. i just wanted to tell you that. well takecare and feel free to message me if you would like to...would love to hear from you please text me 567-377-6434 12:00pm Blingy ST: Thank you for your life story I am so not interested but you can go fuck yourself.. and thanks for posting your number ill be sure to pa

Directly There
Monday, September 18, 2006 Directly there The shortest distance between two points is a simple, direct line. The most effective, fulfilling way to live life is to live it directly. When some particular task must be done, you could waste a lot of time and energy on resentment, anger, avoidance and procrastination. Or you can simply get busy and get it done. When you make a mistake, you could put a lot of wasted effort into covering it up, crafting an excuse, or pretending that it did not happen. What's best, though, is to simply accept it, admit it, deal with the consequences, and move along. In order to be accepted and liked by others, you could labor endlessly so as to live in the right neighborhood, drive the right car, wear the right clothes and eat in the right restaurants. Or, you can simply be genuine, considerate, respectful, friendly and helpful. If your life is continuously running up against complications and frustrations, stop and ask yourself what it is yo

Directions Of Love
Directions of Love a poem by Marlene written with her soul, February 14, 2006 Our love is like the wind it blows soft against my soul like a million kisses from the angels and it envelopes me within it's wings and give me lift to soar. Our love is like water gently caressing and lapping upon my soul ever ebbing and flowing all the while soothing me to grow some days ripples, some days calm but always sparkling with each dawn. Our love is like fire fiercely roaring as it cleanses my soul releasing emotions strongly clung to for so long then gently leaving glowing embers of reflection and beauty to remind me I am alive. Our love is like the earth strong and firm yet soft and pliable great mountains soar towards the sky great valleys take us towards the sea all in a dance to see what we can be. Our love is spirit gently spiraling towards the light ever moving upwards dancing joyously entwining with each laugh, pain, tear,

Dire Straits-walk Of Life
Here comes johnny singing oldies, goldies Be-bop-a-lua, baby what I say Here comes johnny singing I gotta woman Down in the tunnels, trying to make it pay He got the action, he got the motion Yeah, the boy can play Dedication devotion Turning all the night time into the day He do the song about the sweet lovin woman He do the song about the knife He do the walk, he do the walk of life Here comes johnny and hell tell you the story Hand me down mu walkin shoes Here come johnny with the power and the glory Backbeat the talkin blues He got the action, he got the motion Yeah, the boy can play Dedication devotion Turning all the night time into the day He do the song about the sweet lovin woman He do the song about the knife He do the walk, he do the walk of life Here comes johnny singing oldies, goldies Be-bop-a-lula, baby what I say Here comes johnny singing I gotta woman Down in the tunnels, trying to make it pay He got the action, he got the motion Yeah

Dire Straits, "industrial Disease"
Warning lights are flashing down at Quality Control somebody threw a spanner and they threw him in the hole there's rumors in the loading bay and anger in the town somebody blew the whistle and the walls came down there's a meeting in the boardroom they're trying to trace the smell there's leaking in the washroom there's a sneak in personnel somewhere in the corridors someone was heard to sneeze 'goodness me could this be Industrial Disease? The caretaker was crucified for sleeping at his post they're refusing to be pacified it's him they blame the most the watchdog's got rabies the foreman's got fleas and everyone's concerned about Industrial Disease there's panic on the switchboard tongues are ties in knots some come out in sympathy some come out in spots some blame the management some the employees and everybody knows it's the Industrial Disease The work force is disgusted downs tools and walks innocence is injured experience just talks everyo

Direction
direction i had no direction till i lost my rudder while i could still steer my ship was without destination aimless in my journey thinking in my arrogance that i knew what i was doing knew where i was going then i lost my rudder i had no say on my destination and then i lost my mast and had no power for motion then i lost my will and didnt care anymore where i might go staring blankly at an empty sea going as the current carried me watching other ships pass by as aimlessly as i and then i began to listen to a voice i had lost long ago god began to speak to me to show me where i had been that what i had done and what i had acquired were for my own glory to sate my own greed that i had no destination when i traveled without him that when i believed in only me that i was bound instead of free he led me from my vessel/ego to walk upon the water of lifes tossing sea he reminded me to dream but stay true to the beliefs that

Directness
The shortest distance between two points is a simple, direct line. The most effective, fulfilling way to live life is to live it directly. When some particular task must be done, you could waste a lot of time and energy on resentment, anger, avoidance and procrastination. Or you can simply get busy and get it done. When you make a mistake, you could put a lot of wasted effort into covering it up, crafting an excuse, or pretending that it did not happen. What's best, though, is to simply accept it, admit it, deal with the consequences, and move along. In order to be accepted and liked by others, you could labor endlessly so as to live in the right neighborhood, drive the right car, wear the right clothes and eat in the right restaurants. Or, you can simply be genuine, considerate, respectful, friendly and helpful. If your life is continuously running up against complications and frustrations, stop and ask yourself what it is you truly want. Then consider that there is very lik

Directory Of Natural Sweeteners
Directory of Natural Sweeteners The array of products in the sweetener aisle of your health food store might seem rather mystifying to the natural foods novice, but with a little help, sweeteners like rice syrup, barley malt syrup, and date sugar, among others, can be used with great effect in baked goods of all kinds. While the detrimental effects of refined sweeteners such as white sugar and corn syrup are still being debated, there's little doubt that Americans consume far too much of it. While natural sweeteners aren't nutritional bell ringers, they are generally considered to produce less of a shock to the body's blood sugar level because among the nutrients found in whole food sugars are necessary minerals that help with sugar metabolism. From a culinary standpoint, natural sweeteners offer bolder, more complex flavors than sugar, adding delectably different dimensions to baked goods and other treats. DIRECTORY OF LESS REFINED SWEETENERS, INCLUDING CHART OF EQUIVALENT

Directions From New York To London This Way Not Me You ????????????????????ý
Take 60 seconds to do this, I guarantee you will show someone else, it's too funny not to. 1. Type www.google.com in your url/address box and hit enter 2. Near the top and above the search box, click on "maps" 3. Near the top and below the search box click on "get directions" 4. Next to the word Google type "New York" in the first box (the "from" box) 5. Now type "London" in the second box (the "to" box) 6. To the right of London click on "get directions" button 7. Scroll down to step #23 Wouldn't you like to talk to the person responsible for this step?

Directions From Google Maps For New York To Paris....no Joke.....try It Yourself
Head southwest on Broadway toward Warren St 0.2 mi 1 min 2. Turn left at Park Row 0.1 mi 1 min 3. Slight right at Frankfort St 0.3 mi 1 min 4. Turn left at Pearl St 56 ft 5. Turn right onto the F.D.R. Dr N ramp 0.4 mi 1 min 6. Merge onto FDR Dr N 7.7 mi 12 mins 7. Take exit 17 on the left for Triboro Bridge/Grand Central Pkwy toward I-278/Bruckner Expy 0.4 mi 2 mins 8. Merge onto Triborough Bridge Partial toll road 0.4 mi 1 min 9. Merge onto I-278 E via the ramp to I-87 N/Bronx/Upstate N Y/New England 0.6 mi 1 min 10. Take exit 47 to merge onto Bruckner Expy/I-278 E toward New Haven 1.9 mi 2 mins 11. Take the I-278 E exit toward New Haven 0.3 mi 12. Merge onto Bruckner Expy 5.0 mi 6 mins 13. Continue on I-95 N Partial toll road Entering Connecticut 62.1 mi 1 hour 12 mins ... 14. Take exit 48 on the left to merge onto I-91 N toward Hartford 36.8 mi 37 mins ... 15. Take exit 29 for US-5 N/CT-15 toward I-84

Direct Link Is Working
This is temp until I can find some one to pay to make a flash into for our site and basic info. http://www.daghome.com Yes its basic but all I have time for at this moment.. I will keep everyone up to speed about changes. Thanks DD

Direction
I picked up a late night auto-pilot calender day extention kit over at the big box mega superplex surplus warehouse buyers club and decided that today would be the day that i would try it on for size. so i used it exactly how the weak looking worn out cartridge style instructomatic users guide recommended that i use it and followed the word with extreme precision, maximum concentration and unmatched determination with the payoff being a handsome increase in my chances of doing it equally as good as the average style living manequin model of human being featured in the commercial on tv. the goal was simple and the reward was going to be lucrative, in a hollywood scripted dope ring paycheck kind of way and would surely afford me a pile of luxuries that i had only dreamed about prior. it screamed loud and clear for all to hear for miles and miles in each direction found on the face of the old compass. follow its direction in a car crash coma baby, ride it on down. thats all i have to say

Dire Wolf
You scored as WereWolf, WereWolf: Craving rare Meat, feeling caged, aggitated by being around people. Unable to control one's anger or temper. The person will give off symptoms of the shift. They will seem more hostile, blood thirsty, aggitated. They may even growl, bare their teeth or other animal like tendencies. In rare cases, some will physically change. Facial hair will grow thicker or darker, nails will become longer, canine's will seem longer. Embrace your wild side, for you are The Misunderstood WereWolf.WereWolf100% Demon92% Faerie75% Angel75% Mermaid50% Dragon25% What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

~directions And Their Meanings~
North This is the direction of the Element Earth and the Power of Body. Its Nature forms are rocks, clay, sand, and soil. In human life, this is the physical dimension and the sensing realm. In connecting with this direction, pay attention to your physiological processes, to the sensations in your body, to your biological needs, and to your physical health. Healing modalities include good nutrition, hygiene, body language awareness and change, relaxation, and rest. East This is the direction of the Element Air and the Power of Mind. Its Nature forms are the winds, the atmosphere, and the breath. In human life, this is the mental dimension and the thinking realm. In connecting with this direction, pay attention to your thought processes, to your ability to reason, to your attitudes, and to your mental health. Healing modalities include self-talk analysis, affirmations, journal writing, cognitive restructuring, and education. South This is

Direct The Flow Of Energy
Where do you find the energy to move forward? It is all around you, in every situation and occurrence. There is energy in joy, and there is also energy in frustration. There is energy in peace, and energy in sadness as well. All of it is energy that you can choose to direct toward positive purposes. The particular source of the energy is not nearly as important as what you decide to do with it. There is no end to the supply of raw energy coming into your life. And you have the opportunity to make meaningful use of it all. If your life has no guiding purpose, all that energy, coming from so many directions, will keep you in a constant state of turmoil. Or, you can harness that energy and let it all move you powerfully toward the fulfillment of your dreams. Every moment of every day, life's energy is coming your way. Take it all in, and make it into something magnificent. -- Ralph Marston

Directionless Love
Emotions can run strong Unfortunately some don't last long Find ourselves on a one way street The reality leaves us dragging our feet Trying to make sense of it all Wondering how we let it all fall Confusion, love & desire Keep us holding onto that old fire. June 13, 2007 By NYBella

Directtv Sucks!!
When we first moved down here we had the local cablevision. That was $100.00 a month but it included cable, phone and internet. My husband is a huge mets fan and wanted to be able to watch the games down here so he got directtv. It came to $49.99 a month which is not bad. So we got the box and a few days later Mike asked me to call and get the high definition box so I called and they placed the order for the box. Someone was supposed to come 2 days later and put the box in but never did. No one ever showed up. This was back in March. There is also a $200 setup fee for the box. So I called back the next day and told them no one ever showed up to put the box in. They told me they had computer problems and the order was lost in the system. Ok thats fine so we placed another order. The guy was supposed to come a few days later. Never did!! So I called again. This went on about 4 or 5 times and each time there was a computer problem and the order never went througn blah blah blah. So we nev

Direct Assault On Free Speech, Urgent
This gentleman is being charged in court for doing nothing more than holding up a banner that says impeach Cheney and Bush. This is a direct assault on our Constitutional Rights. Please watch the videos and then write in to the DA who is prosecuting. It may not help, but send requests to CNN and FUXnews as well. http://youtube.com/profile?user=DuPageFight4Freedom

Directions For Oral Sex For Men Who Don't Know What They're Doing
Oral sex We all know that the road to a lasting sex life is paved with -- among other things -- oral sex. But most of us could use a few pointers on how to sharpen our oral skills. HERE ARE SOME FOR MEN: Oral sex is always grounded in preparation: You want to be enthusiastic and passionate about giving pleasure to your woman, and give her all the pleasure you can. That way, you can virtually guarantee that she'll want to go down on you as well. That said, here are 14 ways to enhance your oral expertise. 1- Start slow Kiss your way down her body and tease her thighs and butt for a while before you make contact with any part of her pussy. This will turn her on before you start the real action. Get close so that she thinks you're going to zero in on her at any second, but don't give in immediately. 2- Warm her up Before you remove her underwear, breathe hot air through it against her pussy. Breathe softly but warmly for short bursts at a time. Also kissing he

Directness
Direct people are a joy to be around. We never have to guess what they're really thinking or feeling, because they're honest about their thoughts and openly express their feelings. We never have to wonder if they're with us because they want to be, or if they're there out of guilt and obligation. When they do something for us, we don't have to worry whether they'll end up resenting us because direct people generally do things that please themselves. We don't have to fuss about the status of our relationship because if we ask, they'll tell us. We don't have to worry if they're angry because they deal openly with their anger and resolve it quickly. We don't have to ponder whether they are talking about us behind our backs because if they have something to say, it will be said to us directly. We don't have to wonder if we can rely on them because direct people are trustworthy. Wouldn't it be nice if we were all direct? Today, I will let go of my notions that it

Direct Link
Ok E1, normally I am asking you guys to help me in my contest, but now I am asking you to help a very good friend of mine... He has been there for me through a lot an I want to return the favor... Please click on the pic below to direct you over to the contest he is in an just leave a few comments or comment bomb the hell out of him... I would greatly appreciate it!!! He only has until Tuesday!!! Lets get him to the top!!!! Love you all!!! Love Always: ~*Chasteen*~ Click here.... (repost of original by 'Chasteen ~{Co-Founder of the Military Family Bombers}~' on '2007-08-12 09:40:48')

Directive 51....the End Is Near!
Mark these days in your memory and enjoy them as much as you can, because soon there will be another staged attack upon America (like 9/11) which will end everything we love about this country. This is coming.... With Bush signing this executive order directive 51 and all the mass media putting out their propaganda about another terrorist attack being imminent the question is when and where.... On May 9 Bush took another big step in this direction, without almost any notice in the mainstream press. Bush signed an order designated as National Security Presidential Directive 51 (NSPD 51) and Homeland Security Presidential Directive 20 (HSPD 20). This decree calls for Bush or a subsequent president to assume what is, in essence, dictatorial powers in the event of a "catastrophic emergency." The Directive defines "catastrophic emergency" very loosely, saying that it "means any incident, regardless of location, that results in extraordinary levels of mass casualties, damage, o

Directors
I love the movies. I was just watching some behind the scenes on the movie "Domino" and was thinking about how revolutionary both Tony Scott and his brother Ridley Scott are. I mean Ridley Scott has given us films like "Gladiator", "Black Hawk Down", "Kingdom of Heaven", and "Blade Runner". Tony has contributed with "Crimson Tide", "Spy Game", "Deja Vu", and "Enemy of the State" just to name a few. And I thought that I would take a moment to list some of my favorite directors. So in no particular order, Kevin Smith, John Woo, James Cameron, Bryan Singer, Peter Jackson, J.J. Abrams, Michael Mann, Gore Verbinski, Ridley Scott, Tony Scott, Robert Rodriguez, Martin Scorsese, Alex Proyas, Wolfgang Petersen, The Wachoski Brothers, Brad Bird, Richard Donner, John McTiernan, Sam Raimi, Christopher Nolan, Guillermo Del Toro, and Steven Speilberg, with an honorable mention going out to George Lucas for bringing us the original Star Wars. Every one of these guys has brought us cinema that w

Directions To The Sans Souci
Please call (214) 920-2438 during our business hours for Directions... The Sans Souci Night Club is on the 12th floor Penthouse of a local Hotel in Dallas located on Highway 183 and Regal Row, One Mile East of Texas Stadium and six miles NorthWest of downtown Dallas. From downtown Dallas, please take Interstate 35E north until it meets with Highway 183 West. Take HWY 183 and exit at Regal Row, turn left and go under HWY 183, the hotel is on the right. If coming from the north, please take Interstate 35E South toward Dallas and exit Regal Row, turn right (West) onto Regal Row and go one mile. You will go under HWY 183 and the hotel will be on the right. If coming from the West, take either HWY 183 or HWY 114 East toward Dallas and exit Regal Row, turn right, the the hotel is on the right. Valet parking ONLY on the 3rd floor of the covered parking garage on Saturday, self parking on the 1st and 2nd floors. Main entrance to the club will be from the skywalk, locat

Directory For The Psychiatrist Hotline"
MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696 If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you hav

Direct Link To Contest Photo!
If you think I'm sexy enough vote for me!!! And remember to rate fan & add sultry so u can go and help me win! XoXoXoXoXoXoXoXoX And I am willing to pay fubucks for comment 2:1 and gifts for those who help me!!! Make me an offer tell me wat you want?????? XoXoXoXoXo

Directions To His House
Directions To His House Make a Right onto "Believeth Blvd" Keep straight and go through the Green Light, which is Jesus Christ. From there, you must turn onto the "Bridge of Faith, which is over troubled water. When you get off the bridge, make a Right turn and keep straight. You are are on the 'king's highway"- Heaven-bound. Keep going for three miles: One for the Father, One for the Son, and one for the Holy Ghost. Then exit onto "Grace Blvd" From there, make a Right turn onto " Gospel Lane." Keep straight and then make another Right on " Prayer Blvd." As you go on your way, Yield Not to the traffic on "Temptation Ave." Also, avoid Sin Street because it is a DEAD END!! Pass up "Envy Drive and "Have Avenue." Also. pass "Hypocrisy Street", " gossiping Lane" and "Backbiting Blvd". But you have to go down "Long Suffering Lane," Persecution Blvd," and " Trials and Tribulations Ave." But that's alright, because VICTORY BLVD is straight ahead! GOD BLESS YOU

Directory Buddapass, Referencing Websites
The directory is buddapass referencing websites . The positioning on search engines, 3 links hard by indéxé site. A better positioning on the internet SERP. The guide has a web of Google pagerank 3. The directory creates a detailed sheet extra for a referral site. An update of the day sites directory. Each website at its sticker in his image. More than 180 categories to optimise. An automatic detection of meta tags. Each site is checked manually The listing on the directory is completely free. No link back required L’annuaire de buddapass c’est le référencement de sites internet Le positionnement sur les moteurs de recherche , 3 liens en dur par site indéxé . Un meilleur positionnement internet sur les SERP . Le guide web posséde un pagerank Google de 3 . L’annuaire crée une fiche détaillée supplémentaire pour un référencement de site . Une mise à jour journaliére de l’annuaire de sites . Chaque site web à sa vignette

Directions And Their Mode For Life
Glory of lord reflects on to the direction with their meaningful mode for life on the planet along with ruling gods. East, the foremost direction is considered the devotional chapters, pious all the way and god relative to it is Indra {the lord of paradise}. South east, is a bisection of south and east, represented by the god of fire? South is the direction taken as the heaviest and for the toughest job of transmigration, change over being represented by the god who recompenses our deeds after death. South west, is the bisection of south of west, represented by the lord of demons of a benevolent type. West is taken as the direction dealt with the god presiding over waters on the planet or else where known as varun, is also represents the mode of feeling their in. though west is also well known for air circulation too but governed by varun all the way. North West is the bisection of north and west and represented by the lord of air named vayu devta {wind god}. Nort

Directions
Please read all! 1.Start at LondonHeathrowAirport. 2.Catch flight from London Heathrow to DallasFort WorthAirport. 3.Hire car at DallasFort WorthAirport. 4.Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" follow for 0.2 miles. 5.Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for0.3miles 6.Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North AirportExit" -follow for 2.9 miles 7.Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2miles 8.Then continue on "US287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles 9."US287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles 10.Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104.0 miles 11."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles 12.Continue to follow "US287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles 13.Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for 7.8 miles 14.Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" to

Dire Straits - Brothers In Arms
Have to listen to this These mist covered mountains Are a home now for me But my home is the lowlands And always will be Some day you'll return to Your valleys and your farms And you'll no longer burn To be brothers in arm Through these fields of destruction Baptism of fire I've watched all your suffering As the battles raged higher And though they did hurt me so bad In the fear and alarm You did not desert me My brothers in arms There's so many different worlds So many different suns And we have just one world But we live in different ones Now the sun's gone to hell And the moon's riding high Let me bid you farewell Every man has to die But it's written in the starlight And every line on your palm We're fools to make war On our brothers in arms

Director Sydney Pollack Dies Of Cancer
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Academy Award-winning director Sydney Pollack has died. He was 73. Pollack's agent, Leslee Dart, said Pollack died of cancer Monday afternoon at his home in Pacific Palisades. Dart said Pollack was surrounded by his family. Pollack's biggest success was the 1985 film "Out of Africa" starring Robert Redford and Meryl Streep, which won Oscars for Best Director and Best Picture. Pollack's other notable films include the comedy "Tootsie" starring Dustin Hoffman and the romantic film "The Way We Were," which paired Redford and Barbra Streisand.

Dire Warnings
Every now and then I am reminded of just how boys behave. And then there is Fubar. I visit folks on Blasts and Ticker, figuring that they want points and I am drawn to women - if you catch my attention I am clicking. On so, so many profiles I find "The List." You know the one. No IM, No Yahoo, No NSFW, No haters, No cock shots, and so on. I am dumbfounded that this might ever work. Does anyone encourage this behaviour? Whatever happened to manners? I hope everyone on FuBar blocks these kids. Let's teach them a lesson. Can we spread the blocking? Is there as Fubur blacklist? Okay - rant over.

Directions
i wasn't gonna write a new blog - I haven't really had a mind to do so in awhile - but recent events have inspired me once more. THANKS TO THE HATERS!!! - you keep my blog section going strong. I am so sick of all the thin-skinned whiney ass emo bitches on the internet - you guys are out of control - Do the things that I say really break your little hearts? awwwww... they do??? that's so cute - *urp.... People on fubar are the worst offenders of double standard..... oooo I am lounge staff/owner...ect... i deserve special priviledges.... i will call you out openly in lounge for offenses i commit openly and then cry about it when you point it out.... have you called the WAAAAAAAA-mbulance yet? Keep your dialing finger ready.... I was informed recently that I degrade people openly - like I am some kind of secretly mean person - I almost peed my pants - - lol - i had to go back and read my about me section of my profile - because I was pretty certian that I state openly that I am outsp

Directions To The Lions Den
Hi Boyz & Gurls... Well another week passes in the night and here every one worked and slaved or stayed couped up to avoid the chill. Do you need Release? Do your feet start to thumpin at the sound of strings strummin ?... Well get off ya's collective asses and come on down to the pub. We will be dancing and tipping a glass at The Loin's Den at around 8 till close and hope some of the Hundreds of locals on FuBar drop in and tip a toast to winters leaving and Springs arrival. Dress Up, Dress Down, Dress Black, Dress Red, Put on pumps or sneakers ( We prefer FMP's ) and drop in. There will be young folk, old folk and half dressed folk about so Ya'll Come On Down.... If ya don't know where its at then let me fill ya in.. I like that part... Mountain View Lodge 2615 Cumberland Falls Hwy, Corbin, KY (606) 523-0013 Map Link : /maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Mountain+view+lodge,+corbin,ky&ie=UTF8&z=13&iwloc=A> It's On Highway 25w (2615 Cumberland F

Directions Of The Medicine Wheel
SOUTH - Fire - Passion Growth in the South it is the time of Summer. From the bloom we transform into the fruit of the labors. It is the time of mid-day, the hottest part of the day, the part when the sun is overhead and no shadows are cast.. Maturing and growing into an adult to be that who was are. It is the time to accept the change and learn, to understand. Red is for fire, passion, time of fertility. The South is the place of passion in all things, sex, fertility, mating - the fires that burn within. The direction of fire, like the phoenix we can rise from the flames, we take and rise again from childhood into being an adult in the direction of the South. Animals The animals in the South represent pride, strength and courage. The eagle with keen sight and strong wings. The lion for the strength and courage to speak out and roar. The wolf so proud to be a team member of a pride. EAST - Air - Flight Beginings starts in the east - from where the sun rises we begin

Directory Of Native American Churches In Wisconsin
"text-align: left;"> Native American Church of North America United States, Canada and Mexico Greater Eau Claire, State of Wisconsin Douglas J. Long Route 1, Box 67 Osseo, Wisconsin 54758 Tony Lee, VP (505) 598-6465 White Cross Chapter Native American Church of Wisconsin Lawrence L. Walker, Jr. P.O. Box 133 Nekoosa, Wisconsin 54457 unable to forward correspondece or get in touch with anyone, phone # belongs to someone else (715) 886-5879 Gloriana Walker, Secretary Half-Moon Fireplace Inc. Native American Church of Wisconsin Joe White Eagle 53062 Fox Hill Road Baraboo, WI 53913 Joe White Eagle, President (608) 356-9189 Toni Funmaker, Secretary phone number. WISCONSIN Black River Falls - Jackson County Native American Church of Wisconsin Norman Snake, Sr. Route 5, Box 419 Black River Falls, Wisconsin 54615 (715) 284-7548 Norman Snake Sr, President (715) 284-9005 Lily Wood, Secretary Native American Church of the Menominee Reservation Half Moon Firepla

Direct Result
Never thinking this could affect the ones i love.... Within the last 2 years, people I have been close to have been affected by Smoking. January 2006 one of my friends Jeff, a very attractive man aged 41 had a heart attack and was rushed to Cooper Medical in Atlantic city. He had 4 blocked arteries. If you ever saw this gorgeous man, you would never in your life think he had a medical issue. Health, active, muscular, didn't drink or use drugs at all..and this happened. The Doctors told him it was a direct result of Smoking. That is when I decided to quit my Smoking habit I had for 29 years. I have been smoke free since March 3, 2006. Best Birthday present I ever gave myself. Last December, my friend of 6 years, Barbara, age 52, passed away from Lung Cancer..again a direct result of smoking. At her Wake/Funeral, one of our friends came in to tell us her Husband Bill passed away the night before from Lung cancer also. This was a terrible blow to my circle of friends. Peo

Direkte Aksjon
Hvis Maria anga Jesus, og alle indisier peker mot det, da fører det til noen spørsmål. Hvis den (reelle) historien er omskrevet til de to historiene med Johannes/Salome og Judas' svik bør de to historiene kunne sammenlignes. Dessuten er det grunn til å spørre nøyere angående selve angiveriet. Hivs Jesus ba Maria om å angi ham, hvorfor skjule det så godt og totalt? Det ville være en forfalskning som Jesus nødvendigvis måtte mislike ettersom han selv hadde bedt henne gjøre det. Er det en mulighet for at Jesus hadde andre planer da han dro til Jeusalem til påske? Ja. Det er en mulighet for at han hadde planer om en direkte aksjon mot den jødiske synagogen. Slaktingen av påskelammet. Han planla å bli drept inne i templet. "Dette er mitt kjøtt dere spiser. Dette er mitt blod dere drikker". Vi har også Jesus motstand mot Mamon som kan være en omskrevet betegnelse på Egypternes gamle gud Amon, Væren himself. Vi har også direkte angrep mot handelsforsøk i templet. Sett som en

11.07.08 - Dire Straits - Walk Of Life (song Will Get Stuck In Ur Head All Fuggin Day)
SONG VERSION BELOW Walk Of Life - Dire Straits VIDEO VERSION BELOW Dire Straits - Walk of Life - Dire Straits Here comes Johnny singing oldies, goldies Be-Bop-A-Lula, Baby What I Say Here comes Johnny singing I Gotta Woman Down in the tunnel, trying to make it pay He got the action, he got the motion Oh yeah, the boy can play Dedication, devotion Turning all the night time into the day {Refrain} He do the song about the sweet lovin' woman He do the song about the night And he do the walk, he do the walk of life Yeah, he do the walk of life. Here comes Johnny goin' tell you the story Hand me down my walkin' shoes Here come Johnny with the power and the glory Backbeat, the talkin' blues He got the action, he got the motion Yeah, the boy can play Dedication, devotion Turning all the night time into the day {Refrain} {Repeat first verse} And after all the violence and double talk There's just a song in all the trouble and the strife

Dir En Grey's U.s Tour 2008
Dir en grey's website http://www.direngrey.co.jp/english/top.html 11.14.08 Friday Terminal 5 New York, NY Also appearing: The Human Abstract address: 610 West 56th Street tix: $30.00 times: 7:00 PM ages: All --------------------------------------- 11.18.08 Tuesday Clutch Cargo's Pontiac, MI Also appearing: The Human Abstract address: 65 East Huron Street tix: $29.50 times: 7:00 PM ages: All --------------------------------------- 11.19.08 Wednesday House of Blues Chicago, IL Also appearing: The Human Abstract address: 329 North Dearborn Street tix: $29.00 times: 5:30 PM ages: All ------------------------------------ 11.20.08 Thursday First Avenue Minneapolis, MN Also appearing: The Human Abstract address: 701 First Avenue North tix: $24.00 times: 5:30 PM ages: All 11.22.08 ----------------------------------------- Saturday The

Direct Link To Own Me Jan 4th
GREETINGS AND WELCOME TO THE FIRST EVER DARKE-HEAVEN HAPPY NAWTY NEW YEAR AUCTION PRESENTATION. And here he is... Gbeaver being up for auction pleasure.... Rememeber that that opening bid is 100K and the sky's the Limit... So get here and place your bids on a great guy and start off this New year off with a BANG! DON'T HESITATE... DANCE YOUR WAY TO SEXY LIL HELLCAT'S PAGE TO FIND YOUR NEXT FU We are accepting more auctionees until Jan 9th.. so hurry up get your offers together and beat a path to Damien's door so that we can get you added to the New Year's Fun ~*~ Sexy Lil Hell Cat ~*~ Owned By The Greatest Whiteboy Alive@ fubar THE HOSTESS FOR THIS EXTRAVAGANT EVENT...

Direction
life keeps coming at my so fast right now. so many decisions, so many consequences, so many things beginning and ending, all at once. things are wierd right now. i have so many things that i want to change, but where do i start? and how do i change them? how do i get from point a to point b? do i take option 1, 2 or 3? or do i skip point b and go straight to point c? i've met some people that have made me happy recently. i'm glad that i have them as friends. i've lost a few friends as well, but there's not much i can really do about it, but remember that when one thing ends something better always begins. seasons change and people come and go, it's nature. the only thing i can possibly do about that is just not care. if people don't like me, it's not my loss. i hate to seem self-centered, but there are times that call for it in order to survive... in order to be positive. i just want to say thank you guys for being supportive of me and trying to cheer me up. you guys are awesome. y

Dir En Grey - Obscure
How many hangings under the red moon "..." How deep will it sink inside eating skin that doesn't match? The snake makes way through the sheets and goes inside the uterus. It can seem like a someiyoshino; a cherry blossom petal, that dances sadly. The stain is the moon that's fulfilled, and the vomiting at night begins. Don't you remember? Color of faint... the night begins and people start to awe. Color of pomegranate... sting with the prick and disappear far away. How many secret hangings of the premature baby tonight under the red moon "..." Bloody Baby & Sacrifice Don't you remember? Color of Golden yellow... want to be the spider that stings. Color of tears... remembering the memories. Color of faint... the night begins and people start to awe. Color of pomegranate... sting with the prick and disappear far away.

Dir En Grey - Saku
WHERE'S THE FORTUNATE FUTURE? WHERE DOES OUR FORTUNATE FUTURE COME? DICK MEN FUCK OFF FUCK OFF AND WIPE (GET BACK MY MERRILY MEMORY) UNDER THE SUN To be revealed as if you were to be ridiculed, the disclosure of the flow of the red river You walk the mountain road made of corpses smiling Again you reach out and ants gather around the lily UNDER THE SUN People can't redeem have ash, tears, and taciturnity in both their hands... Whats Cruel is that the Sun and the Moon comes together Even tomorrow looks away On the Red Day you question taciturnity and... " "

Direct Payday Lenders
Valentin Bonner is a successful webmaster and professional copywriter, writing articles for his websites dedicated to payday loans. direct payday loan lenders online payday loan direct lender instant payday loan lenders

Direction
Ok some of you might know I have been going over my options on where to go to school in the southwest or the west coast. Well, I think that it is time for me to live for myself and no one else. With that being said I think im going to just say fuck Arizona and Las Vegas ill just go some place where I can be happy. California is where im going. A awesome friend said its gonna be a fight WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? TIME TO TAKE THE FUCKING GLOVES OFF AND FIGHT MMA STYLE OH YEA ITS ON NOW!!!! LOL!!! Its time for me to step up my game this time around I wont know what to expect I have an edge on other people that are out there. I have friends with experence that have been there and done that. If you dont ask for advice you will never know what they have gone though. You will not know what to expect. Yea I know that there are going to haters where ever you go, there like fucking cockroaches you see one, there has to be at least a 100. This is my time to get what I want done not someone else. I am

Directly Inspired Tag Heuer Formula 1 Grande Date Watches
Lewis Hamilton’s watch this season is directly inspired by the Monte Carlo dashboard chronograph produced by Tag Heuer Replica Watches_TAG Heuer Formula 1 Grande Date Watches_replica Tag Heuer in the 1960’s. These watches are equipped with the six legendary TAG Heuer watches features — “Easy Grip” screw-in crown; scratch-resistant titanium carbide-coated unidirectional turning steel bezel with raised fine-brushed figures; water-resistance to 200 meters; luminescent index and hands; scratch-resistant sapphire crystal; bracelet with double safety clasp and extension — in an oversized case (44mm). On the Tag Heuer Replica Watches_TAG Heuer Formula 1 Grande Date Watches_replica Tag Heuer dial “Grande Date” window and small second at 6 o’clock. Two versions are available: black dial with superluminova white indexes and numbers or full superluminova white dial with black indexes and numerals. Named after some of the fastest racecars

Direct Link Is On My Bulletin Homepage! Just Click The Itunes Symbol!
Oh yea! For the ones that want the single. Just check my bulletin here on fubar and click the iTunes symbol. It takes you right to D.C.A.U. iTunes sales page. Thanks, and I will keep everyone who interested in the blog here posted every week on their progress. JayNunn

Direct Proportion To The Comfort Of Your Little Flower Girls In Weddings
There is always a direct proportion to the comfort of children in weddings, to the comfort of adult guests. Cheap Maternity Wedding Dresses The comfort of little company in a very wedding will have an effect on the comfort in the more mature guests. This does not often maintain genuine when used one other way around, so it is smart to very carefully strategy everything that may well have an effect on the disposition of our little girls in weddings. The flower girl dress will be the initial concern of parents anytime the little girl is tasked for being a flower girl. parents normally spend to the flower girl dresses. Cheap Couture Wedding Dresses when the bride and groom does not provide to pay, parents might purchase the dress. Coordinate using the bride what will possibly be the layout of her dress, as nicely as the bridesmaid dresses. The flower girl dress can then be dependent for the dominant design, Cheap Simple Wedding Dresses or choose one layout aspect and use it also to the f

Direction Of The Palace Christian Louboutin Replica Shoes
I saw her walking toward the direction of the Palace Christian Louboutin Replica Shoes rain two over, Yi Deng Yi Deng, stepping on heels and graceful to the eyes of students of the school gate with her mobile, Phi to the shoulders of that wave long hair, from time to time with the pace of a swing of a swing, and more seem so Enchanting. It seems that students have taken note of her eyes, with her eyes toward Leng Leng stood in the palace rain two. For so many eyes staring at her palace rain a little bit can not bear to become the focus of the atmosphere. I saw the side of looking at people's Zheng Xiaojun, pulled Palace rain sleeves, his eyes did not divert attention ask: "Do you know her?" "It's like you saw, but can not remember." Palace rain doubt respond, threatened the Palace rain hop reacted strongly Zheng Xiaojun scolded: "No! If I ever seen such a beautiful beautiful, YSL Shoes even if is one of the case, I can remember it like contempt continued: "You do not kn

Directions
Ever noticed how you can climb in a car with friends, or the friends climb into your car, and occasionally there is a discussion about "which way are we going". Nobody just jumps in a car and there is silence. There is that unwritten rule that you HAVE to talk about something. And one thing is which direction to get to desired destination. Freeway? Back road? The Boulavard with all the stop lights? YET.....if you were going there on your own...you NEVER have a problem getting there. You DONT even have to MUMM about it either!! So why is this always a topic of conversation?

A Direct Question From A Complete Stranger.
New Message: If you were sentenced to hang for theft and drug related crimes... If you were sentenced to hang would you hang hooded in a little black dress, minus panties but with hose and matching black shoes before a crowd and take a sort drop sorry if too direct just for chat. 11shady11 new message: To be executed for crimes that were influenced by external factors, which occurred in the very society that is now willing now hang the crime and not the person, seems more like a martyrdom . if it were for murder or some horror that only madness from within could imagine the only cure is death and no hands need be washed because the sin will die on the block. i am a self-medicated sneak thief, just surviving in a life where the only escape from the bitterness and filth was a fleeting high that would become my executioner eventually anyway, is not the one who should hide my face in shame. instead i would be lead to the the gallows stark naked, exposed as the day i was born so a

Dire Straits Walk Of Life
Ok FYI On My Playlist Is The Song Walk Of Life By Dire Straits .. We Had Gotten Off Of Work Here We Are In Scrubs On Thanksgiving Day After Working Nights , We All Decided Lets Go Have a Thanksgiving Drink , We Did Went To alil Bar In Genevea Ohio . What a Blast Played Music Played Pool Danced . So Here This Song Played I Said I Love It Fits Everything We All Agreed Laughed Had Fun ... Of Course I Was Dancin Around The Pool Table To Walk Of Life And Singin It ... As The Mornin Went Here We All Are Still Havin A Day For Us Enjoyin Each Others Comapny Bull Shitting Laughin Doin It All ... I Said I Guess The Turkey Will Be Cookin It's Self And They All Agreed Guess It Will . It Was The First Thanksgiving The Turkey Was Not Done On Time It Did Get Done But Later ... So That Song Has a Meaning In My Life It Was a Time Us Girl's Let Our Hair Down And Had One Hell Of a Good Time ... Always Think About Paula Ruth Carol My Coworkers It Was a Kodak Moment Nov 1986 Walk Of Life Got Our Attenti

Dirge Without Music
i am not resigned to the shutting away of loving souls in the hard ground. so it is and so it will be, for so it has been, time out of mind: into the darkness they go, the wise and the lovely. crowned with lilies and with laurel they go; but i am not resigned. lovers and thinkers, into the earth with you. be one with the dull, the indiscriminate dust. a fragment of what you felt, of what you knew, a formula, a phrase remains,- but the best is lost. the answers quick and keen, the honest look, the laughter, the love,-they are gone. they are gone to feed the roses. elegant and curled is the blossom. fragant is the blossom. i know. but i do not approve. more precious was the light in your eyes than all the roses in the world. down, down, down into the darkness of the grave gently they go, the beautiful, the tender, the kind; quietly they go, the intelligent, the witty, the brave. I know. but i do not approve. and i am not resigned.

Dirk Gently Radio Series On The Air
Douglas Adams' much loved detective, the enigmatic Dirk Gently, will be make his UK broadcast debut on BBC Radio 4 October. Featuring a star-studded cast with Harry Enfield in the lead role, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency will be produced by the same award-winning team that made the conclusion to The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. Harry is joined by Lord of the Rings actor Billy Boyd, Fawlty Towers' Andrew Sachs, The Golden Compass' Jim Carter and PeepshowHitchhikers saga. The cast includes: Billy Boyd as Dirk's client Richard Macduff; Olivia Colman as Dirk's secretary Janice Pearce; Jim Carter is Dirk's nemesis DS Gilks; Andrew Sachs as Professor Reg Chronotis; Felicity Montagu (I'm Alan Partridge) as Susan Way, with Robert Duncan (Drop the Dead Donkey) as her brother Gordon; Toby Longworth (Star Wars) as the Electric Monk; and Michael Fenton Stevens (Nighty Night) as Michael Wenton Weakes. Guest appearances are made by Andrew Secombe (Star Wars); Jon Glover (H

Dirrty Girl Auction
OK EVERYONE IT'S TIME TO FIND YOURSELF A PET. AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO DO IT THEN IN AN AUCTION! YOU ALL KNOW I'VE BEEN SAVING FOR SPOTLIGHT AND I AM HOSTING MY FIRST AUCTION TO RAISE THE FUNDS FOR IT. IT WILL START ONCE I HAVE AT LEAST 15 PEOPLE ENTERED. 25K DONATION TO ENTER BUT OPENING BID IS AT 50K. I'VE ONLY GOT 2 RULES. 1. NO DRAMA OR YOUR PICTURE AND OFFERS WILL BE DELETED FROM THE AUCTION. & 2. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR OFFERS NOT FULFILLED BY THE BIDDERS. SO LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN COME AND GET DOWN DIRRTY GIRL STYLE. SEND ME YOUR OFFER WITH THE PICTURE THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO USE AND YOUR ENTRY FEE & I WILL MAKE YOUR TAG FOR THE AUCTION. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR...GET TO IT!

Dirrty Girl Dirrty Style Auction Opens Monday!!! Come And Meet The Hotties So Far
SO FAR THE DIRRTY GIRL DIRRTY STYLE AUCTION IS A HIT! I WILL BE OPENING THE FOLDER ON MONDAY SO YOU HAVE UNTIL SUNDAY NIGHT TO GET YOUR ENTRY FEE'S AND OFFERS TO ME SO I CAN MAKE YOUR TAG FOR MONDAY MORNING. REMEMBER IT'S 25K TO ENTER AND BIDDING WILL START AT 50K. HERE ARE THE ENTRIES SO FAR! I'VE GOT QUITE THE LIST OF HOTTIES SO COME AND JOIN THEM OR SAVE UP TO GET YOUR BIDS IN ON THEM **JASON** **XMASBABY73** **UNBREAKABLE** **SEX & CANDY** **GUARDIAN ANGEL**

Dirty Girl
This is an actual conversation I had with a girl a while back. Man oh MAN did she have a mouth on her....in a good way. ;) So this conversation happened about 20 mins after I'd met her. About 15 mins on the dancefloor, and 5 mins getting a drink.... Me: So, uh...I'm not too good at this chit-chat kinda thing. I never know what to say, you'll have to excuse me if there is some akward silences... Her: Did you just say chit-chat? My grandma says that. Me: Ouch, burn! Her: No, I didn't mean it like that...it's cute. Me: Thanks. (this is where the akward silence comes in) Her: So, uh...who are you here with? Me: Uh, those are my friends over....there. Her: Wow, you hang out with gorgeous people. Have you fucked any of them? Me: Well, a gentleman does not say. Her: Yeah right, you gonna tell your guy buddies about how you fucked me? Me: Wow, talk about left field. No, I'm not going to tell them. Her: Why not? Me: Well, first off a gentleman doesn't tell

Dirty Story
THE MORNING WAS A LITTLE CHILLY, THE BREEZE BLEW THROUGH THE OPEN WINDOW OF MY BEDROOM. THE SUN SHINING ON MY FACE, I OPENED MY EYES AND ROLLED OVER AND SAW THE DISTRUCTION OF THE NIGHT BEFORE. CLOTHES EVERYWHERE, ANTHONYS GUN STILL IN ITS HOLSTER ON TOP OF THE DRESSER. REMEMBERING THE NIGHT BEFORE MADE MY PUSSY THROB WITH THE TINGLING OF WARMTH THAT I ALWAYS THOUGHT OF WHEN WE MADE LOVE. I DIDNT WANT TO WAKE HIM KNOWING THAT IN ABOUT 4 HOURS HE HAD TO GET UP AND GO BACK TO THE STATION FOR ANOTHER LONG NIGHT OF FIGHTING CRIME, SO I GENTLY SLID OFF THE BED AND QUIETLY WALKED TO THE BATHROOM. TAKING OFF THE SILKY NIGHTIE THAT HE LOVED SO MUCH ON ME, I TURNED THE WATER ON AND STARTED TO FILL THE TUB. SPRINKLING SOME OF THE JASMINE THAT HE LOVED ME TO WEAR INTO THE RUNNING WATER THE BUBBLES STARTED TO RISE. I SLIDE IN WHEN THE WATER ROSE TO THE RIGHT LEVEL. THE HOT WATER TOUCHING MY SKIN MADE ME TINGLE EVEN MORE. MY RIGHT HAND SLID SLOWLY DOWN MY STOMACH AND OVER MY THIGH, CARESSING EVERY

Dirty Joke
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.

1 Dirty Question (repost)
You get to ask me 1 Dirty Question (TO MY INBOX)...any question, no matter how crazy it is, and I promise to answer it truthfully...the catch is...you have to repost this and see what people ask you *1 Dirty Question (repost of original by 'Kira' on '2006-09-28 10:01:00') (repost of original by 'Professional Taco Taster' on '2006-09-28 10:37:38')

Dirty Piercing
You scored as Dirty Piercings. AH!!! You dirty person you! Put that away!!! Who did that for you!? Your the kinkiest of the kinkiest and probably think you're hot stuff. Well, maybe you are but that's kinda nasty. Ew. Weirdo.Dirty Piercings100%Cartilage Piercing100%Labret Piercing80%Nipples80%Belly Button Piercing80%Tongue Piercing70%Lip Piercing60%Earlobe Piercing40%Nose Piercing10%What Piercing Are You?created with QuizFarm.com

Dirty Little Fellow...
A very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked his mother, "Who am I?" Ready to play the game she said, "I don't know! Who are you?" "WOW"! cried the child. "Mrs. Johnson was right! She said I was so dirty, my own mother wouldn't recognize me!"

Dirty Poems Part 1
On Limericks The limerick packs laughs anatomical Into space that is quite economical But the good ones I've seen So rarely are clean And the clean ones so seldom are comical. Man from Nantucket There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose dick was so long he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt I'd fuck it!" Man from Alsass There once was a man from Alsass Who had balls made out of brass He rubbed them together In stormy weather And lightning shot out of his ass! Woman from Wheeling There once was a woman from Wheeling Who got a funny feeling So she laid on her back, Spread open her crack, And pissed all over the ceiling. Clinton and Her Clinton just had to meet her; He thought that no one was sweeter. They had sex on the phone, And when they were alone, They played games like "Swallow the Leader". Superman and Lois As a kid, when we rode on the bus, Deep questions we'd often di

Dirty Poems Part 2
Lady named Rhoda There was a young lady named Rhoda, Who lived in a Chinese Pagoda. The halls and the walls, Were festooned with the balls, And the tools of the fools who bestrode her. Lady named Jill There was a horny young lady named Jill, Who fucked dynamite sticks for a thrill. They found her vagina In North Carolina And bits of her tits in Brazil! Dear Nancy Dear Nancy, on children she dotes; Took in five of them, feeling her oats. When her boyfriend came over, She said, "Not now, Rover; The kids will all watch and take notes." Old Man of Ely There was an old man of Ely Who spoke to his wife in Swahili; For as she could speak Only English and Greek, He could use it to swear at her freely. Barmaid in Sale On the chest of the barmaid in Sale Were tatooed the prices of ales And on her behind, For the sake of the blind, Was the same information in braille. Man from Cheaney There once was a man from Cheaney Who spilled so

Dirty Question Repost
You get to ask me 1 Dirty Question (TO MY INBOX)...any question, no matter how crazy it is, and I promise to answer it truthfully...the catch is...you have to repost this and see what people ask you *1 Dirty Question (repost of original by 'Kira' on '2006-09-28 10:01:00') (repost of original by 'Professional Taco Taster' on '2006-09-28 10:37:38')

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Music Video:DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP (LIVE) (by AC/DC)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone CAN YOU REMEMBER WHAT OR WHERE YOU WERE WHEN YOU FIRST HEARD THIS SONG ???? I DO... OMG I DO..

Dirty Anyone?
just sittin here chillin at my fav place, drinkin a cold one, chattin with my friends, or anyone else that wants to drop me a line... anyway, i'm leaving town for work tomorrow night, but i'll be online in the evenings, so feel free to drop me a line.... anyone ready to get dirty???!!!!

30 Dirty Questions
The Dirty Thirty... 30 unknown facts/secrets about yourself: (no clue why this is considered dirty???) 1. In two words, explain what ended your last relationship? bad comunication 2. When was the last time you shaved your legs? yesterday 3. What were you doing this morning at 8am? waking up makein katey breakfast and gettin her dressed 4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? on the phone 5. Are you any good at math? yup i can do it with my eyes closed 6. Your prom night? was ok had fun laughed at the jocks who used to make fun of me and then when i showed up all wanted me lol 7. Do you have any famous ancestors? my great great grand mother was royality 8. Have you ever taken out a loan to pay for school? nope 9. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace profile? hell yeah its my life in a nutshell lately 10. Last thing received in the mail? foxwoods coupons 11. How many different beverages have you drank today? 1 soda 12

Dirty Old Men.
just to let you know - i'm new to this. if you can't tell, then that's good on my part. i'm dead tired & it's the middle of the night. but once again i've been awoken by the screaming cries of an infant. finally got him fed & now he's refusing to go back to sleep, so i must sit here & keep myself awake by hanging out on lost cherry getting added to lists of dirty old men. didn't think i could still be so attractive after stating that i was engaged & had 2 children. :: sigh :: i guess that's what i get for hoping. & apparently realizing that some people are just that desperate. anyways - just really wanted to test this out. so for now, i'm done.

The Dirty Number "6" Lmao
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1) I am a computer geek 2) I chew matchsticks (it is better then smoking) 3) I like cheese on everything 4) I use a conditioning shampo as a body wash 5) I am learning Arabic and Hebrew in my spare time. 6) I wear my socks when I sleep now you are being tagged

Dirty Default Pics!!!
I'm not quite sure what people are thinking when they put dirty filthy pics up of their private parts!!!! If I was interested in seeing your penis....I would ask!! And i'm sure that everyone else on LC would agree!!! Do you have such low self esteem that you need to put up (un-private)pics of your shit as your DEFAULT PIC~(THICK69)?????? Well this is the wrong place for you then!! Because you obviously don't have enough respect for yourselves let alone anyone else!!! If anybody is reading this && agrees with me....thank you!!! && if you don't agree with me...then i'm sorry!!!!! I personally happen to be on here to meet new peeps/friends!!! I won't ever ask to look at your private pics,,,nor will I ever put up private pics of myself!!! But, to each there own!!! That's not what my problem is!!! My problem is when i'm scrolling through new members && I come across some man(THICK69) with his dick hanging out of his pants(as his default)....put it in a private album!!!! It should be our

Dirty Little Things
2 jokes Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating. The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!". The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings. She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?" The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want." So they sit down and

Dirty Survey. Are You Daring Enough To Answer This 4 Me......
DON'T BE A CHICKEN. I DON'T TRUST CHICKENS. POK POK!! POK POK!! +Rules: Answer this 4 ME and then repost it for yourself! 4 me to fill out for you.... 1. Would you have sex with me?? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to b in?? Answer: 3. Would u suck/LICK me ?? Answer: 4. Would u fuck me hard? ? Answer: 5. Would u hav sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u pull my hair when u fuck me? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u handcuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to hav sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did it like a porn star? Answer: 17. Would u have phone se

Dirty...
Treat me dirty, I've been bad Spank me like I've never had Make me beg you to relent Punish me, make me repent To worship you I must be trained Teacher, teach me about pain As your slave I must endure My thoughts to never be unpure Tell me I'm a naughty boy I'm your little dirty toy Have me serve your every need Yes mistress, shall be my creed Make me kneel outside your door Commands I cannot ignore Dirty boy must not refute All requests, kiss your boot Men are dirty in your eye's Worthless pigs and full of lies Deserved of nothing but your dispise IMspidey/M.M. 10/06 Copyright © 2006

Dirty But Funny
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex? A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick! Q.Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it! Q. What is a Yankee? A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? A. They both like a tight seal. Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?!

A Dirty Mind
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: " Emma come first. Den i come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses,they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then i come one lasta time." " You foul - mouthed sex-obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. " In this country, we don't speak aloud in public about our sex lives." " Hey, coola down lady," said the man. " who talkin abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella ' Mississippi'."

Dirty
FOR ONE SO LOST IN THE HEAT OF DESIRE LUST FORGED SO STRONG IN PASSIONS FIRE KNOWING THE THINGS I LONG TO DO DESIRE ONLY TO DO THEM WITH YOU FEEL THE CARESS AS WE DRAW NEAR GIVE IN TO OUR LUST LET GO OF ALL FEAR KISSING OUR BODYS AND TASTE THE SWEET JUICES TOUNGES DANCE IN PLACES OUR FIRE SEDUCES LICKING AND SUCKING AND GRINDING IN HEAT TO US WE SEEK THE GREATEST TRESURED TREAT CUM IN MY MOUTH AND LET ME DRINK YOU IN MY NEED FOR THIS IS NOT BORN IN THE SIN I TASTE YOU AND LOVE THAT SMELL SO TRUE MY DESIRES ARE ONLY TO BE THERE WITH YOU TILL TIME IS A MEMORY AND ALL PASS AWAY GIVE YOU MY HEART AND ALWAYS TO STAY KNOWING MY PLACE AND THIS LUST WE SHARE THE FEELING KEEPS GROWING NONE CAN COMPARE BY R. Thomas Dinsmore

Dirty Whores
Ugh, I am so sick of seeing dirty skanky whores everywhere I look. Use good judgement people, if you wouldnt want to see it yourself dont post it. It doesnt take a rocket scientist to decide whats in good taste and what isnt. If your cunt looks like it might swallow someone alive, you should NOT take pictures of it and fellas, if your cock is so small you have to part your pubic hair to take a piss,dont show it to people. Some things are better left unseen..

The Dirty Survey
Welcome to the Dirty Survey. Are you daring enough to answer this for this person?+ +Rules: Answer this for the person who posted this and then repost it for yourself! 1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to b in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/LICK me ? Answer: 4. Would u fuck me hard? Answer: 5. Would u hav sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i did you? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to hav sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did it like a

Dirty Joke
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar -- A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He Thinks - this is OK . Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it. ..... In one second the sharp

Dirty Blonde Jokes (adult)
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster? A: A Rooster says in the Morning - “Cockll-doodlle-doooooo”, while a blonde shouts, “Any-cock’ll-doooo.” Q: What is the best secretary in the world to have? A: The one that never misses a period. Q: What do blondes say after sex? A: “Thanks, guys!”. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and The Titanic? A: They know how many men went down on The Titanic. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Atlantic Coast? A: There’s fewer crabs in the Atlantic. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York? A: The Duke only ‘had’ Ten Thousand men. Q: How does a horny guy spell relief? A: B-L-O-N-D-E. Q: Why was the Blonde Girl smiling as she walked down the marriage eisle? A: Cos she knew she’d given her last Blow job. Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License? A: Because she got an F in sex. Q: What do a Boeing 747 and a blonde have in common? A

Dirty Survey
Welcome to the Dirty Survey. Are you daring enough to answer this for this person? Rules: TELL THE TRUTH!! 1. Would you have sex with me? 2. What positions would u want to be in? 3. Would u suck/LICK me? 4. Would u fuck me hard? 5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? 6. Would u pull my hair while you did me? 7. Would u do me in the shower? 8.Would u handcuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? 9. Would u have a 3-some with me? 10. What about me makes u want to have sex with me? 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? 12. Where would you do me? 13. Would u do me in front of people? 14. Would u do me again and again? 15. Would u do me in the rain? 16. Would u mind if we did it like a porn star? 17. Would u have phone sex with me? 18. Would u cheat on me? 20. If I gave u my heart would you love it or let it go? 21. Would you do me once and leave me the next day? 22. Would u tell me the truth no matter what it is or what you

Dirty Survey
Welcome to the Dirty Survey. Are you daring enough to answer this for this person? Rules: TELL THE TRUTH!!!!! Answer this for the person who posted this and then repost it for yourself! 1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to b in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/LICK me ? Answer: 4. Would u fuck me hard? Answer: 5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u pull my hair while you did me? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u handcuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have a 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to have sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did it like a porn sta

The Dirty Survey.
Welcome to the Dirty Survey. Are you daring enough to answer this for this person? Rules: TELL THE TRUTH!!!!! Answer this for the person who posted this and then repost it for yourself! 1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to b in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/LICK me ? Answer: 4. Would u fuck me hard? Answer: 5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u pull my hair while you did me? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u handcuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have a 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to have sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did it like a porn sta

Dirty Purses
Have you ever noticed gals who sit their purses on public restroom floors - that go directly to their dining tables? Happens a lot! It's not always the 'restaurant food' that causes stomach distress. Sometimes "what you don't know 'will' hurt you"! Read on...Mom got so upset when a guest came in the door and plopped their purses down on the counter where she was cooking or setting up the buffet. She always said that purses are really dirty, because of Where they have been. Smart Momma!!! It's something just about every woman carries with them. While we may know what's inside our purses, do you have any idea what's on the outside? Shauna Lake put purses to the test - for bacteria - with surprising results. You may think twice about where you put your purse. Women carry purses everywhere; from the office to public restrooms to the floor of the car. Most women won't be caught without their purses, but did you ever stop to think about where your purse goes during the day? "I driv

Dirty!!
Try to answer the questions below without thinking dirty! All the answers in this quiz are NOT dirty in any way. The answers are at the bottom of the page. Vocabulary test for the dirty minded: 1. what is a four-letter word that ends in k? And means the same as intercourse? 2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of? 3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it? 4. What word starts with "f” and ends with "u-c-k"? 5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in “u-n-t “one of which is a word for a woman? 6. What does a dog do that you can step into? 7. What four letter word begins with "f” and ends with k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands? 8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? 9. What four-letter word ends in "I-t” and is found on the bottom of birdcages? 10. What is it that all

Dirty Writting ... Sorry !
We meet at the door. I kiss you and you are sweet. the gentle softness of your skin is so enticing. I hold you in our heated embrace. My heart races at the thoughts of those things I want to do to you. I am carried away on thoughts of your naked body next to mine. Of fondling your breast and sucking the nipple. Of using my tongue in circles around the nipples. Of nibbling your ears and neck. Of slow kisses that lead me on down. Of the pleasure I will feel as I circle you pussy with my firm tongue.. As I flick it hard against your clit... as I feel your g spot with my finger. Working slowly at first and then faster as I see you respond.. How I love the look of ecstasy as it comes of your face... I lick harder and faster to bring you there... I know your getting there because you begin to grind into my face... I love it yes baby use me... you push my face into it harder and I am thrilled with knowing you will soon explode... your orgasm is cumming and I taste your juices beg

30 Dirty
The Dirty Thirty... 30 unknown facts/secrets about yourself: 1. When was the last time you shaved your legs? Saturday LOL gimme a break its winter! 2. What were you doing this morning at 8am? working 3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? CherryTap 4. Are you any good at math? Hell No 6. Do you have any famous ancestors? No 7. Have you ever taken out a loan to pay for school? Yes. 8. Do you know the words to the song on your MySpace profile? Yes 9. Last thing received in the mail? Bills 10. How many different beverages have you drank today? water, diet dr pepper and monster... so 3 12. Do you ever leave messages on people's answering machine? Yes . 13. Who did you lose your CONCERT virginity to? I don't recall 14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach? sometimes 15. What's the most painful dental procedure you've had? I would have said the same as Paul and said all 4 wisdom teeth, but then the dentist cut a hole in my mouth

Dirty Horoscopes
NAUGHTY HOROSCOPES!!! Gemini (May 21 - June 21) -- Ever heard the saying "Been there. Done that?" chances are it came from a Gemini. They are always changing...they are the eternal Chameleon. You never who you are fucking that day. They have had sex. A lot of sex. Probably because they are in a constant state of flux...always looking for the new high. The biggest turn on for a Gemini is: LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION. Here is just a smattering of places that I know Geminis have fucked: In the elevator of the moseleum of Forest Lawn Cemetary DURING A FUNERAL. Wine cellars in nightclubs. Vip Areas of Theatres. Public Parks. The 18th Hole of a private golf course. In the center of a race track just as the flag was going up. On various Gym equipment at numerous health spas. A football stadium during the SuperBowl. A Balcony railing at Mardis Gras in the French Quarter...just to name a few. If it's shiny...they will want it. They are big on DRAMA so be prepared for them to set the mood

Dirty Lil Sex Rant.
¢¾ Adjusting my behavior, One man at a time... Current mood: dirty Category: Romance and Relationships ADJUSTING MY BEHAVIOR AND EXPECTATIONS, ONE MAN AT A TIME... To the Ladies: **Number1** Definition: A recycled man is a man that you have dated, perhaps even slept with, a man that you have had a previous relationship with. Then you guys broke up. But you see him again after the fact, dating/sleeping with him months after the breakup. The power of recycling is a great thing. Did you know that to recycle one aluminum can gives you enough energy to run your TV for 3 hours? Wow, that's frickin' amazing Recycling anything for the eco-system is great. Recycling men is NOT. My mother once told me: "Never be like a dog returning to it's vomit. OK, pretty disgusting, I know, but it gets the point across. **Number2** Throw Out Mr. Perfect Yeah, I said it. Throw out the idea of Mr. Perfect. It's just frick

Dirty Sounding Websites
You have to be careful when you register a domain name! It's sometimes hard to figure out what words are embedded in it if you don't capitalize things well in your advertising: Site: GotAHoe.com Is really: GoTahoe.com (Lake Tahoe Visitors Bureau) Site: PenisLand.net Is really: PenIsland.net (sells custom pens) Site: TheRapistFinder.com Is really: TherapistFinder.com (directory of therapists) Site: ExpertSexChange.net Is really: ExpertsExchange.net (data base experts site) Site: WhorePresents.com Is really: WhoRepresents.com (directory of agents and who they represent) Site: PowerGenitalia.com Is really: PowergenItalia.com (Italian power company) Site: MolestationNursery.com Is really: MoleStationNursery.com (a plant nursery in Mole Station, Australia) Site: DollarSexChange.com Is really: DollarsExchange.com (currency trading site) and... Site: CummingFirst.com Is really: CummingFirst.com (yeah, well, it's the Cumming, Georgia, First Methodist Ch

Dirty Little Secrets
All my dirty little secrets Copy this entire list into your blog/journal. - BOLD everything about you that is true. - Leave plain anything that is false about you. - Put an *asterisk* at the end of false statements you would LIKE to be true. * I have had sex while wearing a blindfold. I have blindfolded someone else during sex.********** I have had sex while watching porn. I have had sex while surfing porn on the Internet. I sleep better after sex.******** There are some nights I cannot sleep without sex or masturbating. The bed is NOT my most favorite place to have sex. I am turned on knowing someone is watching me masturbate. I have masturbated for someone over a web cam. I have had sex over a web cam.******* I will have sex with someone I just met if they turn me on. I have been tied up during sex. I have had sex with someone who was tied up.******* I have dripped wax onto a lover's body. I have had a lover drip wax onto

Dirty Santa!
Dear Santa I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care.. How about I send you a frigging book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell! Santa Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid, fat mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos

Dirty Christmas Poem
I'm sure many have heard this one, but omg its great lmao 'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude. Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, w

Dirty Things
On the inside I'm a disaster Listing to my master, Your words, like a script, They make me start to strip, As my clothes hit the floor, I hear you open the door, So I here i stand, Nakedness in my hand All you do is stop N stare At my body, here so bare, Now I start to shiver My insecurities flow like a river, Outa fear my lip starts to shake, Across the room, your way you make Your hand on my breast, My vocal cords put to the test, You kiss on my sides, while your hand, it just slides, You begin to explore, as I scream for more, Enough of you I can't get, And you really haven't gotten started yet, I feel your tung start to slide, On my tummy you decide, One button and a zipper, now I feel like Cinderella's slipper, My hand, your hand we have found, My grip is tight while you go down, Now your kissing my round mass, As i beg for you to smack my ass, I feel your tender lips, While your hands grab my hips, you push in slow, So close to my 'o' You twist m

Dirty
I'm so dirty. I'm filthy with all my mistakes. I wish I could be clean and clear the slate. I want to start all over. I want to be the same as everybody else. I want to be amused by the little things again. I'm so fucking worthless. I don't deserve to be loved. I hate this fucking bullshit. Why am I so depressed? I just want to be happy like all the rest

Dirty Shoes
I showered and shaved.............. I adjusted my tie. I got there and sat.............. In a pew just in time. Bowing my head in prayer......... As I closed my eyes. I saw the shoe of the man next to me..... Touching my own. I sighed. With plenty of room on either side...... I thought, "Why must our soles touch?" It bothered me, his shoe touching mine... But it didn't bother him much. A prayer began: "Our Father"............. I thought, "This man with the shoes.. has no pride. They're dusty, worn, and scratched. Even worse, there are holes on the side!" "Thank You for blessings," the prayer went on. The shoe man said.............. a quiet "Amen." I tried to focus on the prayer....... But my thoughts were on his shoes again Aren't we supposed to look our best.. When walking through that door? "Well, this certainly isn't it," I thought, Glancing toward the floor. Then the prayer was ended.......... And the songs of praise began. The shoe man was certainly loud...

Dirty Rat
memories / fake memories / is all that's left of you / cuz all them times you claimed 2 be down/ you never did stayed tru / like a stray cat/ with an evil plan /you went from block ta block/ but in the end /what was left of you /was your body outline in chalk/ And to this day/ there is no remorse/ cuz you were nuttin buta dirt rat/ cheaters never win against me/ when we fightin to the death in cambat/ where are your hommies /where's your crew/ now that you aint around?/ besides tellin fake little stories 'boutchu /they jus laughed at and clowned/. ridiculed to death, /is all they'll amount to be/. you shoulda know better /then to mess with this master piece of a prodigy./ Hell Yea Nigga Im talkin about me/

A Dirty Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste...lol
Your Mind is PG-13 Rated Your mind is definitely a little dirty. You're naughty, but not trashy. You don't shy away from a dirty joke, and you're clearly not a prude. Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

Dirty Mind
Your Mind is NC-17 Rated You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap. If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you! Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

Dirty Mind?
Your Mind is NC-17 Rated You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap. If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you! Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

Dirty Horoscopes!
Aries (March 21- April 19) LIVES for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips, Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue, you name it! Aries also likes to fuck in public places during business hours. You need to be open minded with an Aries...If you don't feel like being duct taped to a wall and beaten with live ferrets: Tell Them. Be warned! IF you don't want to be kinky, don't be with an Aries. If you say 'No' too often to them you may lose them as a lover forever. Aries Idea of Heaven Is: Participating in live sex shows for money. Having their favorite human toy win first place in a pony boy/girl race. Fucking as an art form on display in a gallery. They secretly crave to be strippers or Annie Sprinkle. Aries LIVES to be jealous...they also like to coordinate other people fucking. Secretly desire to be fluffers. Aries owned a Violet Wand before it was popular. They are also Sadists. The best gift to give an Aries is designer colored nylon rope in their favorite color. They live to tease and torture.

Dirty Jokes
Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex? A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak. Q. What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A. A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you. Q. What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? A. Spitting, swallowing and gargling Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Two. The hard part is getting them in the light bulb. Q. When is a pixie not a pixie? A. When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin.' Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a "quickie," only you do it yourself. Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving Q. What is the bigg

Dirty 30
30 QUESTIONS 1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? I need to comb my hair. lol. Looked like a knotted mess! 2.When is the next time you will have sex? Tonight! 3. What's a word that rhymes with duck? Fuck.. What else would I pick? 4. Favorite PLANET? Saturn maybe? 5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile? No one 6.. What is your favorite ring on your phone? Nada 7. What shirt are you wearing? Black and blue sweatshirt from Aeropostale 8. What were you doing 20 minutes ago? Cruising Manch in the Z 9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing? None 10. Bright or Dark Room? Neither.. I pick candle light. 11. What do you think about the person who took this survey? Kitty is the shit!! Meee-yow.. lol 12. If you're in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep on? Depends, am I sleeping alone? 13. What were you doing at midnight last night? Watc

Dirty Survey
dirty survey Welcome to the Dirty Survey. Are you daring enough to answer this for this person?+ +Rules: Answer this for the person who posted this and then repost it for yourself!+ 1. Would you fuck me? 2. What positions would u fuck me in? 3. Would u suck/LICK me ? 4. Would u fuck me hard? 5. Would u fuck me the first night u met me? 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i fucked you? 7. Would u fuck me in the shower? 8. Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then fuck me? 9. Would u have 3-some with me? 10. What about me makes u want to fuck me? 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we fucked? 12. Where would you fuck me? 13. Would u fuck me in front of people? 14. Would u fuck me again? 15. Would u fuck me in the rain? 16. Would u mind if i fucked like a porn star? 17. Would u have phone sex with me? 18. Would u cheat on me? 19. Would u break my heart? 20. If I gave u my heart would you love

Dirty Ass People
Ok all u old perverted guys... dont bother commenting my shit... ur old gross and eww..... any hot younge guys or girls.. wanna commment thats cool but if ur old dirty crusty and gross.. dont bother.. i'll just delet them....

Dirty Weeds? From Anonymous?
What did I do to anyone, for them to send me dirty weeds? and what immature idiot sends them anonymously, without having the balls to have their name attached? I don't do anything to anyone on here, I try to support everyone and stay away from the drama as much as I can, as long as it isn't directed to my family or close friends.. I dare whoever it was to be an adult and tell me.. even if they don't, I don't care. It's the idiot and virtual weeds are not going to hurt me. After I hit send on this blog entry, I'm not going to give it another thought!

The Dirtier I Am
Since we've moved into this new house, we've only had a cleaning company once. It was Merry Maids. I'm terribly unhappy with their service, as with the majority of corporate companies, they brain wash their employees to a routine. Regardless of what custom needs that I might ask for, I get the same job as the house next door. Our new home is substantially larger than the average single family home. We're shooting movies here, it needs to be big. It's very hard to explain, but since it's built on a mountain side, it's more of a "vertical" structure as opposed to your typical flat surface ground dwelling. So your normal home would be square or rectangular in shape having maybe 1 or 2 floors. This place has 7 landings, not "floors" as you would know in a normal house, but more split level areas with 3 major floors. With having 7 landings, that equates to a lot of stairs. I've cleaned the entire flooring, from level 1 to level 7 today. There are over 115 stairs and 3500+ sqft. of living sp

"dirty Jobs" Ain't Got Shit On Me....
For those who have never seen the show "Dirty Jobs," let me tell you about it. The show showcases jobs around the country that are odd and usually have some dirt or undesirable aspect to them. Mike Rowe travels around and does these jobs with the people that actually do them. He has drilled for oil, checked cows for pregnancy and even made mud. Well Mike.... You haven't seen the worst. At this time I am on a cleaning crew. Doesn't sound to bad? Well the simple fact is that the place I clean just so happens to be a sardine factory. Yup... you read that right. I am cleaning a sardine factory. Let me tell you how my day goes. I wake up when the phone rings telling me what time to be there. The times vary from day to day from between 11:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. The entire crew drives for about an hour to the plant. Upon arrival, we put on our rain gear (pants, boots and a raincoat). To start the shift, we go shovel and pick dead fish up off the floor. On average there

Dirty Letter
OK, this is one I wrote a long time ago (about 5 years or more...I will hopefully be posting some more current ones here. THIS IS JUST FANTASY, TOTAL FICTION To You, God, anytime you're gone, I yearn for you. I miss your body, your broad shoulders and narrow hips. I get wet just thinking about your caress. Remember our last encounter, let me relive it for you. I was laying on my stomach, naked on the bed, when you came in, I feigned sleep just to see what you would do. My head was turned away from you, so you didn't see me smile when I heard your clothes hit the floor. I felt your gaze burning into my bare skin and it was all I could do to keep pretending slumber. Your feet made the slightest whisper across the carpet as you approached the bed. Your breath was deep, ragged, and hot against the back of my neck as I felt you kiss your way down between my shoulder blades , gently along every vertebrae in my spine. My breasts were swelling and hardening, almost against thei

Dirt Off Your Shoulder ~ Linkin Park
[Mike Shinoda] When I pretend everything is what I want it to be I look exactly like what you always wanted to see When I pretend, I can't forget about the criminal I am Stealing second after second just cause I know I can but I can't pretend this is the way it'll stay I'm just (trying to bend the truth) I can't pretend I'm who you want me to be, so I'm (Lying my way from you) [Chorus: Jay-Z] If you feelin like a pimp nigga, go and brush your shoulders off Ladies is pimps too, go and brush your shoulders off Niggaz is crazy baby, don't forget that boy told you Get, that, dirt off your shoulder [Verse One] I probably owe it to y'all, proud to be locked by the force Tryin to hustle some things, that go with the Porsche Feelin no remorse, feelin like my hand was forced Middle finger to the law, nigga grip'n my balls All the ladies they love me, from the bleachers they screamin All the ballers is bouncin they like the way I be leanin All the rappers be hatin, off t

Dirty Weeds
We have all decided that dirty weeds mean i love you they are no longer a bad item to get they are great so to all you assholes who send them to be mean, get a life. Ok so remember when you were little and you would find weeds in the yard that looked like flowers and you would give them to your Mom well that is the new meaning of dirty weeds. Thanks goodness this is cleared up now. Ok here is the url for the meaning behind this http://cherrytap.com/bulletins.php?b=2169285953

Dirty Spic
smoke such weed, when i shit it smells like roach clips. fucked so many girlfriends, when i piss it smells like your dick. you say im not a pimp, shit you must be delerious fucked so many chicks I started having a period! billy macs back attacking this track im racking black jack with the new rat pack grab a couple girls, one spic one black and its off to the crib with my mind on your ass get doublement dome, thats twice the head. orchestrate the whole thing like bethovens fifth. tell you lick her snatch i'll do you from the back smack your ass then... stop, switch what a lovely thing unite the races, sexual ghandi master p was bout it bout it billy g is rowdy rowdy ob-vi-ou-sly im far from average your missionary, im wearing outfits gotcha in a swing hanging from the ceiling hooked to a battery through your pussy piercing real sex pure entertainment try your best but ya just cant contain the way your legs shake like a drug to your vein when

Dirty Roomates - Counter Strike -
This is a real story. If you play counter-strike you will love it. Its still funny if you don't. One of my roomates is hella dirty.. well actually they are all dirty and i clean up after them// but one guys room is Particularly dirty.. and its so filthy that when he opens the door it smells up the entire house.. so this was the first time he left it open and went somewhere i guess.. my other roomates were at home.. i grabbed 2 big cans of aerosol sprays and screamed "Fire in the hole!" and ran into his room.. I sprayed the entire contents of both cans.. By this time my other roomates had come down to his room cuz they were wondering wahts going on.. It was all smokey cuz of the sprays and I walked out slowly, both empty cans in my hands and as the smoke cleared a little, i said "Counter-Terrorists win"

'dirty Car Art' Stash Update !!
Evening all lol I've done a great stash !! A very clever guy has created some great art on the windows of dirty cars !!! Stop by and check them out at the pic section of my stash and show lotsa luv ! Have fun Lin xx

Dirty Oldmen
Gawd I am so sick of hearing this from you young little tiny bops.....yes there are so sick bastards out there...but not all of us want to see your naked little ass...sure you will show it to someone that post a picture with 6 pack abs....but you think they are sexy.....I laugh at you....what makes you think they are what they are......I tell you up front I am 50....I did more 18 year olds than I am old....I dont want you...you have no experience you have no idea what to do.....so enough of that.....if I drop by your site and rate you and leave you a comment it is just that......get over your little young ass and take a compliment.....I still dont want you.... I do this as a favor to you....you get the points....if you want to say hi back and leave me a vote...its a vote on my site not on me.....gawd I just want to sat get the heck over yourself....cause guess what in a few years you will be here....and by the way guess who started this whole internet thing so you little bitches can po

The Dirty Glass
This ont is called "The Dirty Glass" By Dropkick Murphys. Enjoy. Murphy, Murphy, darling dear I long for you now night and day Your pain was my pleasure, your sorrow my joy I feel now I've lost you to health and good cheer Darcy, when I met you I was five years too young A boy beyond his age, or so I'd tell someone Anyone who'd listen and a few who couldn't care Still I welcomed you with open arms, my love I did share [Chorus] Darcy, Darcy darling dear, You left me dying, crying there In whiskey, gin, and pints of beer I fell for you my darling dear You shut me off and you showed me the door But you always came crawling back begging me for more I showed you kindness, a stool, and a tab Then you poured me my pain in a dirty glass (Yeah, you left him bloody, battered, penniless, and poor) You know, I often stopped and wondered how you made it through my door With my brother's new non-duplicate registry ID Well you bit off more than you could chew the first

Dirty Whore...drama Starter...stay Clear
Ally@ CherryTAPHEY ALL I JUST WANTED TO PUT THIS RIGHT HERE. THIS GIRL RIGHT HERE IS FAKE THE PROFILE IS MADE TO CAUSE DRAMA BETWEEN ME AND MY GF. I HAVE NO CLE WHO BY. BUT IT IS PROLLY SOME UGLY GIRL WHO CANT GET HER OWN MAN SO SHE HAS TO FANTASISE ABOUT SOMEONE SHE WILL NEVER NOR COULD EVER HAVE. I LABEL THIS GIRL A DIRTY WHORE...

Dirty Dirty Dirty Jenn Is 14 Now Help Help
that meanie jenn leveled to 14 sneaky lil bugger lets catch her ass lol go go go my lil buddies hope u beautiful ladies are enjoying yur roses so far ty ladies xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

1 Dirty Question
You get to ask me 1 Dirty Question (TO MY INBOX)...any question, no matter how crazy it is, and I promise to answer it truthfully...the catch is...you have to repost this and see what people ask you 1 Dirty Question

Dirty Little Secret
Adored by a few Loved by some Lusted by all Wanted by many I am the fantasy Older woman Ample breasted Experienced Breathtaking Sexy Beautiful Stunning Amazing I am the friend Lover Confidant Psychiatrist Doctor Pastor I am amazing Wonderful Spiritual Easy going Attitude Fun True beauty inside and out They need me Want me Lust me Have to have me Desire me Yearn for me They want to kiss me Love me Hold me Hug me Make love to me Fuck me But they want no one to know that I am all this to them. I AM THEIR DIRTY LITTLE SECRET! Melissa 3/2007

Dirty Old Man
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini - "I want to feel your breasts" he exclaimed. "Get away from me, you crazy old man" she replied. "I want to feel your breasts, I will give you twenty dollars," he says. "Twenty dollars, are you nuts!? Get away from me!" "I want to feel your breasts, I will give you ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS" he stated. "NO! Get away from me!" "TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS" he offered. She paused to think about it, but then comes to her senses and said, "I said NO!" "FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS if you let me feel your breasts," he claimed. She thought, well he is old, and he seems harmless enough...and $500 IS a lot of money.... "Well, OK...but only for a minute." She loosened her bikini top and while both are standing there on the beach, he slid his hands underneath and began to feel... then he started saying, "OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD..." while he was caressing them. Out of curiosity, she asked him, "Why do you keep sa

The Dirty Thirty
> The Dirty Thirty... 30 unknown facts/secrets about yourself: > > Recopy this info and fill it in w/ your answers. It might shock you to read. Be 100% truthful! > > 1. When was the last time you shaved your legs? > 5 days ago > > 2. What were you doing this morning at 8am? > sleeping > > 3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? > relaxing > > 4. What are you wearing? > nothing > > 5. Are you mad at anyone right now? > not that i know of!!!! > > 6. Last person to say they loved you? > Stan > > 7. Last time you had sex? > 20 minutes ago > > 8. Do you know the words to the song on your Cherrytap profile? > Don't have one > > 9. Last thing received in the mail? > Alumni information 25 years, wow! > > 10.. Do you have any famous relatives? > Yes > > 12. Have you ever been searched by the cops? > Nope I'm an angel > > 13. How long is your hair? > 36 inches > > 14. How many different drinks have you had today? > 3 > > 15. What have you

Dirty Thoughts
Dreams to share and to fulfill Waiting for our sweet moment still A box full of wishes and dreams yet to come true Desire for the soul that is the promise long over due Time slips away and can not be held in place So I savor the dream we share in this space Where fantasy is all that we hold Where I like my mind run free and bold To escape the bounds of earthly thought The dream is you and all you’ve brought To a heart that craves your touch so deep I seek you out before I dare to sleep Perchance to dream our dreams we share Amazing how much that for you I care And yet you remain a dream of love My love can soar on the wings of a dove So I am sending myself to see you in a dream When you wake you will know it is as it did seem That I was there with you all the night through For I know that in this world only your love will do By R. Thomas Dinsmore Lust Driven by lust and darkness untold Loving the carnal acts to unfold Seeking the freedom found in flesh

A Dirty Whore??
Dirty Whore??? eh eh I think someone needs to make me a Dirty Whore just because it sounds so good. Anyone want to make a party areound this drink??? just an idea a dirty whore ........ 1 part Rum 1 part Citrus Vodka 1 part Vodka 1 part Blue Curacao 1 part Tequila 1 part Peach schnapps 1 part Triple sec 1 part Lemon-Lime Soda 1 part Sour mix prepare several shot glasses. this is supposed to be only a shot. in a mixing tin combine all the ingreadients and shake well until your tin is frosty. pour and enjoy.

Dirty Sex Poems
roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine.

Dirty Jokes
The bride tells her husband The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says,

Dirty Quiz
*Dirty quiz* 1. What is a four-letter word that ends in "k" and means the same as intercourse? 2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of? 3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it? 4. What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"? 5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in "u-n-t " one of which is a word for a woman? 6. What does a dog do that you can step into? 7. What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with " k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands? 8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? 9. What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages? 10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? *Answers* 1. talk

Dirthouse
My dirthouse Watch it happen from the box Mind wanders Dirty dirty word My dirthouse This is where it all comes down Look into my eye You feel my skin, its dirt Drive me wild Remember when you blew my mind? Cut through me Living in the dirt These dogs are curled up in a little ball These dogs are freezing their asses off Go, go , go Pick up the pieces I wanna call this my home Go, go, go Pick up the pieces I've got some pain of my own Open the box See whats inside You make the call Sick of it all again Tear me down Pushing on my every nerve Scares me I hope i don't get burnt Look closer Look into my dirty mind Feeling sick inside My blood has turned to fucking dirt

Dirty Sky
She sits. She's sure the sound of the rain beating against the window is tremendous, but, she cannot hear it over the Evanescence music blaring through her head phones. She flips open her phone 7.23am. "Still dark" She thinks. The weather matched her mood. She becomes aware once again of that dull ache in her chest, it’s been weeks and the pain is still growing worse every day. She reaches into her backpack -she had it since 5th year, it’s beaten, battered, covered in buttons, badges and graffiti- and pulls out her dairy. She looks around, train's still empty, won't fill up till Wicklow. She put pen to paper and writes: "The Dark and Dirty Sky weighs heavy. Dampens my already heavy soul. I need to get out from under this darkness. How? Why does she affect me so? GOD!! She's So Beautiful!! Her Scent!! Her Glow!! Her Voice!! Why doesn't want me?" A tear rolls down her cheek. She brushes it away and glances out the window again.

Dirty Of A Mind
Your Mind is NC-17 Rated You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap. If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you!Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

Dirty Girls
Terry Clark - Dirty Girls our wheels churning up a fresh green pasture, throwing mud pies everywhere. I'm beside you yellin faster faster, wind whippin through my tangled hair and you know, you know, there's nothin like it in the world. when your out there underneath the sun and I'm a dirty girl, i like it when we get cleaned up on Sunday, feel my skin against a string of pearls.... and when we hang out it's, it's just a fun day, you know i love it when i get to be a dirty girl CHORUS: dirty girl You'll be workin on that El Camino, bustin knuckles with a monkey wrench, i'll come sneakin up and whisper real low what you really needs a 3/16ths, and you know that there's nothin like it in the world, when were underneath the hood and i'm a dirty girl..... I like it when we get cleaned up on Sunday, feel my skin against a string of pearls..... or when we hang out it's, it's just a fun day you know i love it when i get to be a dirty girl

Dirty Mind....
I'm sure you can imagine As plain as you can be The place is Picadilly The player He and She She whispered "Will it hurt me?" "Of course not" answered he "It's a very simple process, You can rely on me." She said "I'm frightened, I've not had this before. My friend has had it five times. And said it can be sore." Then finally contented Laid back and relaxed a bit Quickly and readily he bent over her And then he started it It was growing rather painful Tears formed in her eyes It was hurting quite a bit now It must have been quite a size "Calm yourself," he whispered His face was filled with a grin "Try and open a bit wider So I can get it in". "It's coming now,"he whispered. "I know."she cried in a bliss Feeling it deep within her now She said "I am glad I am having this.." And with final effort She gave a frightened shout. He gripped it in anguish And quickly pulled it out. She lay back quite contented Sighed and gave

Dirty Sex Hahah
Body: More surveys! 1.Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or at night? mmm all of the above but i do have to say wake up sex is amazing but it does nothave to be in the morning 2. What side of the bed do you sleep on? im all over lol i dont have anyone to sleep nest to so why the fuck not i usually fall asleep curled up at the foot of my bed on the keyboard anyways 3. Pork, Beef or Chicken? All of the above 4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? lol should have but didnt lol vegas threw up in the car on the car and on the road hahaha 5. What leg do you put in first when putting on pants? usually right unless im lazy and on my bed then both 6. Candles or Incense? both 7. Do you dance when people aren't watching? yes 8. Did you play doctor when you were little? yes 9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? Nope 10. Stove top cooking or microwave? both 11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty?

Dirty Deaf Joke
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. 'Honey,' she signs, 'Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time.' The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, 'Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time.' 'If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis..........fifty times'

Dirty Fckin P.o.s
so this morning my cell kept goin off and finally i got up and seen who it was, it was nemacolins where my mom had worked b4 she died. i listened to the vm and called the woman back. she told me that there was a collection from the other housekeepers and from joe hardy himself the owner of nemacolins for me but it was distributed to larry. the dirty sneaky mexican my mom had dated and lived with b4 she had died.she did have me fax a copy of my moms funeral bill to them and they took care of that for me. now as far as larry goes, im raging right now, cuz i havnt talked to him since the end of march and couldnt understand y. i called my uncle lenny(my moms brothr) told him so he called larry. larry denied knowin anything about the collections or ever recieving anything. this dirty basturd is living it up on the money that was rightfully mine that everyone knows dam well my mom woulda never wanted him to have. sure they lived together on and off since my parents got divorced like 6

Dirty Thirty
The Dirty Thirty... 30 unknown facts/secrets about yourself: 1. When was the last time you shaved your legs? LAST NIGHT 2. What were you doing this morning at 8 am? ASLEEP 3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? TAKING ANOTHER QUIZ 4. What are you wearing?SHIRTS AND A TANK 5. Are you mad at anyone right now? YES I AM 6. The Last 2 people to hug you? FRANKY AND TAMMY 7. Last time you had sex? WTF R U SERIOUS... 8. Do you know the words to the song on your MySpace profile? YES ITS GREAT 9. Last thing received in the mail? A CABLE BILL 10. Do you have any famous relatives? NOT ALIVE 11. Have you ever had sex in a public place? YEP 12. Have you ever been searched by the cops? NOPE 13. How is your hair? IN A PONY 14. How many different drinks have you had today? JUST ONE..JACK 15. What have you eaten today? STEAK AND BAKED POTATOE 16. Are you any good at math? FREAK NO 17. Do you have plans for Friday night? YEP 18. Do you draw your nam

Dirty White Boy....
I fooled you. I made you believe. My intent to disarm, dissuade and deceive you has brought me success. A false sense of security, I can hear your breathing ease, just because of the rising sun. The night is over for now; the terrors that come with the night go with the night. You turn your back to me, nestled in the comfort of a clean smelling, worn out, old blanket. You rest your head between the headrest and the window; glass, metal and steel separates you, protects you from that world. Barely a whisper, “Thank you.” drifts off your lips as we drive away.

The Dirty Survey
Welcome to the Dirty Survey. Are you daring enough to answer this for this person? Answer this for the person who posted this send it back to them in a PRIVATE message and then repost it for yourself! 1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want me to b in? Answer: 3. Would u suck /LICK me ? Answer: 4. Would u sex me hard? Answer: 5. Would u hav sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u pull my hair while we did it ? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What makes u want to have sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u want me to talk dirty to u while we fucked? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u fuck me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did it like a

$ Dirty Questions
You opened this so now you have to repost and see who responds or has the balls to ask you intimate questions....You get to ask me 4 QUESTIONS(TO MY INBOX)...any question, no matter how crazy or PERVERTED it is, and I promise to answer it truthfully...the catch is...you will have lots of fun if you repost this and see what people ask you "4 Dirty Questions. I dare ya!!

Dirty Survey
Welcome to the Dirty Survey. Are you daring enough to answer this for this person? Answer this for the person who posted this send it back to them in a PRIVATE message and then repost it for yourself! 1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want me to b in? Answer: 3. Would u SUCK /lick me ? Answer: 4. Would u sex me hard? Answer: 5. Would u hav sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u pull my hair while we did it ? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What makes u want to have sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u want me to talk dirty to u while we fucked? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u fuck me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did it like a

Dirty Sounding Law Terminology
10. Have you looked through his briefs? 9. He is one hard judge! 8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers. 7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute. 6. Is it a penal offense? 5. Better leave the handcuffs on. 4. For R600 an hour, he better be good! 3. Can you get him to drop his suit? 2. The judge gave him the stiffest one he could. And the #1 dirty law statement ... 1. Think you can get me off?

The Dirty Thirty
The Dirty Thirty... 30 unknown facts/secrets about yourself: 1. When was the last time you shaved your legs? I don't ..LOL 2. What were you doing this morning at 8am? Having coffee before work 3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? Coffee and getting my comments out 4. What are you wearing right now? Joe Boxers 5. Are you mad at anyone right now? Why ? you applying ? 6. The last 2 people to say they loved you? I DON'T RMBR 7. Last time you had sex? Depends on how you define sex ?! 8. Do you know the words to the song on your CT profile? WHICH ONE OF 500 do you want ? 9. Last thing received in the mail? I stopped all mail 10.Do you have any famous relatives? me , myself and I 11.Have you ever had sex in a public place? OF COURSE ... YOU WANNA WATCH OR PARTICIPATE ? 12. Have you ever been searched by the cops? What OUTLAW Biker hasn't ?!! 13. How is your hair? matted down in my pants .. no h

Dirty Talk In Chat
Dirty Talk In Chat I was chatting online last night and some babe asked me if I liked to talk about dirty things. What is the internet coming to! She seemed like a pretty nice gal until she started talking like that. I told her I was married and get hollered at all the time about dirty things. Like leaving my dirty socks out, dirty dishes laying around, and how my hands is always dirty!