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YOU MUST PLAY!
OR A MAN WILL APPEAR BY YOUR BED
WITH A KNIFE AND WILL KILL YOU!
THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOUR LIFE
IS TO PICK THE CONDOM THAT
REPRESENTS YOUR LOVE LIFE!
OH BY THE WAY,
DO NOT IGNORE THIS
BECAUSE IF YOU DO
HE WILL COME AT THE TIME 2:16
AT NIGHT AND KILL YOU!
BLACK Condom:
Single, Looking For the right Someone,
But Hating Being Single!
Orange Condom:
Taken And About To Break Up
Red Condom:
Single & confused & hating it
Pink Condom:
Taken And Happy =)
Purple Condom:
Taken and confused about what's going wrong with your relationship
Trojan Condom:
Like someone who doesn't like you back
Tye-dye Condom:
Just taken.
BLUE CONDOM:Single and like someone, but confused as to whether they like you back or not
Teal Condom:
Like someone who likes you back
but not going out
Clear Condom:
Just broke up with sumone or they broke up with you,
but still have feelings for them
NO CONDOM:
Your tired of bullitins involving random multi-colored objects, and if a man appears by my bed with a knife, I'll swing my mother fuckin machette AND KILL THE SON OF A BITCH for waking me up