10: You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
9: You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from animals, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
8: You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in the trinity.
7: Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to non-christians, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women & children (also the trees for you tree-huggers). You never consider both world wars were fought principally amongst christian nations.
6: You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek mythology about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary (obviously can't be pre-marital sex- must be an immaculate conception!). Must remember that excuse...
5: You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years) and other theories, but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old. Of course the other legends created by cavemen to explain things mankind didn't understand yet make much more sense and are much more credible than any scientific theories...
4: Once your soul is "saved" you can act like the world's biggest jerk without fear. You've found redemption! It's why so many of you spend all your time with your noses in other people's business, instead of caretaking your own behavior.
3. You believe that anyone who doesn't belong to your church and share your exact beliefs, including all other christians from different churches- will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering, no matter how they led their lives. And yet you consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."
2: You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99 % FAILURE was simply the will of god (or a sign of the weakness of your faith).
1. You consider it your duty to enforce god's will and even punish the unfaithful. You're allowed to commit any atrocity, even murder, if you decide you're following god's will. You also exploit religion to further your own political agenda and as an excuse to coerce and enforce your personal social dogma.
