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Girls Night Out!
Several women had gone for their usual girls' night out. Two of the women were best friends and both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten a bit over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi BREEZERS. Incredibly drunk and walking home together, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. Neither of them had anything to wipe with so the first one decided she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing a brand new, very expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. But, she was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a large wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed, hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These darn girl's nights out have got to stop. I'm starting to suspect the worse...my wife came home

Girl Next Door
Small town Homecoming Queen, she's the star in their scene. There's no way to deny she's lovely. Perfect skin, perfected hair; perfumed hearts everywhere. Tell myself that, inside, she's ugly. Maybe I'm just jealous: I can't help but hate her. Secretly, I wonder if my boyfriend wants to date her. She is the Prom Queen; I'm in a marchin' band. She is a cheerleader; I'm sittin' in the stands. She gets the top bunk; I'm sleepin' on the floor. She's Miss America an' I'm just the girl next door. Senior class president, she must be Heaven sent. She was never the last one standing. A back-seat debutante, everything that you want: Never too harsh or too demanding. Maybe I'll admit it: I'm a little bitter. Everybody loves her but I just wanna hit her. She is the Prom Queen; I'm in a marchin' band. She is a cheerleader; I'm sittin' in the stands. She gets the top bunk; I'm sleepin' on the floor. She's Miss America an' I'm just the girl next door. Oh,' I'm just the girl

Girlfriend And Sister's Week
Girlfriend and Sister's Week I am only as strong as the coffee I drink, the hairspray I use and the friends I have. To the cool women that have touched my life. Here's to you! National Girlfriends Day What would most of us do without our sisters, confidants and shopping, lunching, and traveling girls? Let's celebrate each other for each other's sake! TO MY GIRLFRIENDS! If you get this twice you know you have more than one girlfriend. Be Happy! PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ALL OF Y OUR GIRLFRIENDS AND RETURN IT TO THE FRIEND WHO SENT IT TO YOU ! It is good to be a woman: 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 3 Taxis stop for us. 4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo. 6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. 7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rea

Girls Night Out
Two women friends had gone for a "girl's night out." They both were very faithful, loving wives... however, they had gotten a bit over enthusiastic on Margaritas and got drunk. Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in a cemetery. One had nothing to wipe with so she decided to take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing expensive panties and didn't want to ruin them... luckily she had squatted next to a grave that had a fresh wreath with a ribbon on it... so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls completed their "business" they continued toward home. The following day, one of the husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed and hung over. He phoned the other husband, and said "These girls nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst! My wife came home with no panties!" "That's nothing!" said the other husband, "mine came back with a card stuck to her bu

Girls!!!!!
Man people talk about guys are bad man girls are crazy sometimes. They never lie but they always hide the truth. This is not for all women just to some. But if a woman can call a man a dog then i can call some women a poodle. They always have a plan and a purpose in mind. If a man cheats on a woman it's done sloppy and because a girl has a fat ass. When i woman cheats on you. She plans it with your best friend or something and then keeps hid from you for a long time. Then one day you have an argument and they are like i been fuckin your friend the whole time. This has never happened to me but it has happen to two of my homeboys. One of them was married to the girl and she cheated on him and left him in 28 days. So to all the girls, ladies, and women get your games together too!!!!! holla at me Peace!!!

Girls
Another exact copy Strides along in a frilly skirt Parts her gleaming lips Bares her sun-tanned thighs Repeats the same phrase And I?m taken back to a place I?ve been before As I find myself drowning in a sea of disappointment and frustration Listening to a broken record Its dissonance slicing through my ear drums Its needle scratching across the same tired chords The whistle for the ultimate game is blown again The competition is stiff Composed of ruthless female minds Scrambling for a modicum of success On the cutthroat field Of golden floorboards and sweeping staircases Where they?ve been thrown To fight for their lives Their strategies are loyal however; Sweeping glances Absorption Like a child who knows only how to mimic Or an exotic bird Kept in a cage and Taught to repeat everything heard Never to think or To allow its gears to turn and produce Upon every exit, Or uncomfortable car ride, I feel the rumblings in my stomach spread throughout my

The Girls & School
I must admit that their very first day was hard for me. It was hard for me to accept that they were so willing to leave me afer 3 years of having them around every day. I was so lost without them that I actually went to my mom's job and helped her work (lol). But the lonliness I experienced while they were gone soon disappeared as I heard the bus pull up to drop them off. They got off the bus screaming "MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY!!!!" To know that they were even happier to see me than they were to leave warmed my heart like nothing else could. They missed me and we glad to be back. Just one more of many signs that they love me. Sure being a single mother to 3 year old twins is a hard job, but to see their faces light up when they see me walk out to get them makes it worth while. It lets me know I am doing something right. They have been in school for a month now and already we have gone through their first fundraiser (they each raised over 100 dollars which is pretty good for a 3

Girlfriend
I'm single and defiantly looking, Fill out the application and send it to me in a message! If you could go anywhere, where would it be? Who do you admire most in the world? Why would you want to be with me? What would you do with me? Favorite flower? Do you like the ocean? Why? What about it? Like military men? Why? What to you is the perfect date? Do you want to have kids someday? How many? Why should I be interested in you? Anything else you want to tell me? ~If you're interested it's worth a try...

The Girl With The Broken Smile
She Will Be Loved Video - Maroon 5 lyricsMaroon 5 Music Video CodesMusic Video Codes by VideoCureMyspace Layouts Beauty queen of only eighteen She had some trouble with herself He was always there to help her She always belonged to someone else I drove for miles and miles And wound up at your door I’ve had you so many times but somehow I want more I don’t mind spending everyday Out on your corner in the pouring rain Look for the girl with the broken smile Ask her if she wants to stay awhile And she will be loved She will be loved Tap on my window knock on my door I want to make you feel beautiful I know I tend to get insecure It doesn’t matter anymore It’s not always rainbows and butterflies It’s compromise that moves us along My heart is full and my door’s always open You can come anytime you want I don’t mind spending everyday Out on your corner in the pouring rain Look for the girl with the broken smile Ask her if she wants to stay awhile And s

Girl Raped In Crobar (nyc)
A woman at the nightclub Crobar on Saturday night was taken by 5 men, who according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her before dumping her. Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the repeat rapes along with traces of Rohypnol in her blood, with Progesterex, which is essentially a small sterilization pill. The drug now being used by rapists at parties to rape and sterilize their victims. Progesterex is available to vets to sterilize large animals. Rumor has it that Progesterex is being used together with Rohypnol, the date rape drug. As with Rohypnol, all they have to do is drop it into the girls drink. The girl can't remember a thing the next morning, of all that had taken place the night before. Progesterex, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, is such that the victim doesn't conceive from the rape and the rapist needn't worry about having a paternity test identifying him months later. The drugs effects are not temporary- They are p

Girl-tyme
Two women planned to go out one night, but it was all rainy and nasty outside. They decided to get cozy in some booty shorts and tank tops for a night of Girl-Tyme...We, I mean they wanted the best spa treament ever............ pedicures,jacuzzi, and oil massage. They started by sitting on the bed(doing each others toes)to flirting around with the idea that they was really attracted to one another. So after their toes were all done and clean-the more dominant female(?) took some lotion from her bag and starting rubbing her feet, and of course, her hands couldn't stop there. Soft and slowly felt her way up and down repeatedly the legs of her hot girl-friend. That lead right into brushing each others hair(very sexually)and finally the passionate but agressive kiss that had their girlie parts all hot and wet. Since we was gettin wet inside they decided to move to the jucuzzi, where they would experience much pleasure washing each other from head to toe. After washing, they rinced off in

Girlfriend 5.0
Desperately seeking technical support! I'm currently running the latest version of Girlfriend 5.0 and having some problems. I've been running the same version of DrinkingBuddies 1.0 for years as my primary application, and all the Girlfriend releases have always conflicted with it. I hear that DrinkingBuddies won't crash if you minimize Girlfriend with the sound off, but since I can't find the switch to turn it off, I just run them separately and it works OK. Girlfriend also seems to have a problem coexisting with Golfware, often trying to abort my Golf program with some sort of timing incompatibility. I probably should have stayed with Girlfriend 1.0, but I thought I might see better performance with Girlfriend 2.0. After months of conflicts, I consulted a friend who has experience with Girlfriend 2.0. He said I probably didn't have enough cache to run Girlfriend 2.0 and eventually it would require a Token Ring upgrade to run properly. He was right. As soon as I purged my cac

Girlfriend Appliicatiion
boyfriend appliicatiion Body: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the beach? 5. If so...would you go with me late at night? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie? 9. If not what would we be doing? 10. Do you play an instrument? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure I made it home alright? 13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10, 10 being the best? 14. Favorite body part on a gurl/guy? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, player, slut)? 17. Would you give me kisses just because?

Girl/woman???
You Are A Woman! Congratulations, you've made it to adulthood. You're emotionally mature, responsible, and unlikely to act out. You accept that life is hard - and do your best to keep things upbeat. This makes you the perfect girlfriend.. or even wife! Are You A Girl Or a Woman?

Girls
I have been single for the last four years ... I have haven't doing it in five. I find it hard to find a woman these days who isn't married or already has a man. and when I do find someone they are so hung up on the last guy they can get past him and they always bring him up or they just look past me. I have most the qualities a woman is looking for but they all seem to look past them. I am thoughtful, considerit, a great listener and a problem solver. I Just don't know what it i. Is it that I am too picky and not willing to settle for bar ass, or that it is that I am too pasive. I don't know but Itis fustraiting as hell. FUCK i am so pent up. man. I feel like I am going to explode. It sucks balls.

Girly %
You Are 80% Girly You're a pretty girly chick, and you're not ashamed to admit it (or wear pink). But you're also practical. You can hang with the guys, as long as they're not too gross! How Girly Are You?

A Girlfriend's Neither Gotten Nor Forgotten.
A girlfriend's neither gotten nor forgotten. She's never just a friend who is a girl. She doesn't wear a nameplate or a flower. You never can be certain that she's there. You're going to have to jump right off a building And probably break your ego and your neck. Nine times out of ten you'll wish you'd vanished, But one time out of ten--why, there she'll be! A girlfriend isn't something you acquire. A girlfriend is a person, not a thing. And if you leap and land next to the right one, She'll burn her image right into your heart.

Girls In The Phone Book
I checked into a hotel on a business trip and I was a bit lonely, so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone books. I decided to phone one called Erogeonique, lovely girl, bending over in the photo -- beautiful. So I picked up the card and I dialed the number. "Hello?" the woman says. "Hi, I hear you do massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me a massage. No...wait, I want sex... I want it hard, fast and now! I'm talking kinky, the whole night, you name it we'll do it. Bring implements, bring toys... do the lot, all night, tie me up, cover me in anything. Now how does that sound.? She says, "That sounds fantastic... But for an outside line you press 9."

Girls This Is For You
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... 1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like...Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ...Weather .. Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like ...Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ...Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ...Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like... Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ...Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ...Mascara ..They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like ..P

Girl In Love With A Girl
First timer here but now about what I am going to share. When me and my baby get together we like to take our time. She slowly looks at me with those seductive eyes and begins to whisper sweet somethings in my ear. All the while she is slowly kissing, nibbling, sniffing and sucking all around my ear and neck. The neck drives me crazy! She makes her way down my back and slowly touches, caresses and kisses me. Now she is slowly stroking my arms, stomach and breasts. Slowly she makes her way up to my breast w/her mouth. She saves my nipples for last. I love when she sucks on my nipples slowly and long. She kises me on the mouth as much as possible and make me go weak. Now she is kissing me all over my legs and even sucks on my toes slowly. I love it slow! She makes her way back up to my behind and kisses me till I squeal. Believe it or not she begins to lick around my rectum and on it and I go wild. (must be extremely clean to do that!!!) Now she is going towards my Kitty Kat! Always mo

Girls
this is what i know about girls i've seen or have talked to. they seem like they are interested and that they like you.i love it when they say,"oh you look hot or cute but then when i meet them in person they change their tune. they all of a sudden dont like me anymore. maybe im not as hot as the guy's they want. all they want is some guy who is hot,loud,rude,ignores them,beats them and blows them off. cause thats what i was told i wasnt. so maybe i have to become that just to meet a nice girl. i have been talking to this one girl and i know she's sweet,nice honest and very pretty. if you read this you know who you are. well take care until next time.

The Girl In The Woodby
The Girl in the Woodby I was just eighteen that day so long ago when I saw her. I was wild, in my own way. A loner, never fitting in with the crowd at school, as far back as I could remember. Grade school had been boring to me. The things the others had to struggle to grasp came easily to me. Every teacher told my mother the same thing; I could be at the head of my class, if I would only apply myself. But there were no double promotions in that school system back then; I was going to be there for the whole twelve years of school, so why bust my butt? I did the work that would get me by each year, and spent the rest of my time enjoying myself. My parents had divorced when I was a baby, and both remarried, my father before my mother. I stayed with her parents, my grandma and grandpa, until she remarried. Since they lived in an outlying area, there were no other children my age around, except at school. So my loner streak started early.By the time I was eighteen in 1965, I was almo

Girls Cant Have One
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girl's house. One day he is carrying a football, and he stops to taunt the little girl. He holds up the football and says "See this football? Football is a boys game and girls can't have one!" The little girl runs in the house crying and tells her mother about the encounter. She runs out and buys the girl a football. The next day the boy is riding home on his bike, and the girl shows him the football, yelling "Nah na nah na nah!" The little boy gets mad and points to his bike. "See this bike? This is a boys bike, and girls can't have them!" Next day, the boy comes by and the little girl is riding a new boy's bike. Now he is really mad. So he drops his pants, points at his most private of parts, and says "You see THIS? Only BOYS have these and your mother can't to buy you one!" The next da

Girl
She was just a little girl Only 12 years old When she realized that nothing Would ever be the same She wished someone cared She wished someone Knew That her older brother was abusing her He hit her all the time When his parents left and gone She was only 12 years old And him 19 to the year And when she couldn’t take it anymore She tole her daddy’s gun When he was sleeping She put it to his head She pulled the trigger back And watched his brains Go on the wall Yet the blood on her shirt Never fazed her the least

Girls Vs Grown Women...
Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in. Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex. Grown women know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a man want to 'lock' you down. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls can only make you cum quick. Grown women make you come home. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e, don't want him hanging with his friends).

The Girl In The Mirror
I look into the mirror And what do I see I don't see myself staring back at me A deep dark secert is lingering there Taken form of a person I knew long long ago... Just crawl into bed To escape my so called life Into the covers where I know I am safe Think of better things that will someday come Escape that girl in the mirror The one that truely see who I am Avoid the mirror Avoid the girl The one who sees me for me Knows all my secrets and travisities The one who knows what I want The one who knows what I want to say Lord Forgive me I don't want to see her I don't want to hear her voice Let me stay away from her She brings down my walls She makes my voice dissapear Let me just curl up in my blinkets I know I'm safe there I know I'll be fine As long as I'm still there No disturbances No thoughts No mirrors....

Girls, Please Fill This Out For Me And Post Your Answers In A Blog Comment......
Girlfriend Application. About You....... Name: Age: Height: Hair color: Eye color: Favorite color: Favorite food: Whats your AIM or MSN screen name: Tattoos?: Piercings?: Drink?: Smoke?: Any Other drugs?: Would you care if i drank?: Are you a virgin?: Do you have sex?: (if so) How Often?: Is sex all your looking for?: Do you have any STD's?: Would you kiss me anytime?: Anywhere?: Do you like to cuddle?: How much?: Have you ever been cheated on?: Would you cheat on me?: Have you ever cheated on someone?: List your top 3 bands 1.: 2.: 3.: Top 3 movies 1.: 2.: 3.: Do you like to party?: What if i wanted to stay home and watch a movie with you?: What if i wanted to kiss you in the rain?: Are you spontanious?: Willing to try new things?: Like your picture taken?: Do you drive?: Go to school?: IMPORTA

Girl's Name
You scored as Anastasia. Your name is Anastasia, which means : Arise Again. You are very ambitious and strong. You see opportunity in every day and feel ready to conquer the world every time the sun rises. Your hope and faith are strong influences in your life, and your dreams are too big for this world to comprehend. congradulations! Graphics'>Anastasia100%Ida96%Felicia88%Rosamond83%Sylvia83%Juliette71%Euphemia67%Doloress21%What Is Your Secret Name ( girls only )created with QuizFarm.com

Girls Will Be Girls
Jill and I had been friends since first grade. We shared everything, no secrets between us. That summer we both admitted to having sexual feelings, and being very curious about the whole sex process. We discussed the myths we had heard, made faces at the thought of taking a boys "thing " in our mouth, but giggled for hours as we talked about which boys we would do that for. We practiced kissing in front of a mirror, and with each other. I started getting funny feelings when we kissed , and started to wonder if it was affecting her too. As the days passed we became more bold, I would touch her budding breasts, and ask if she had ever let a boy play with them. One night in bed we took our panties off and examined each other. Her pussy had very sparse hair and puffy tight lips, where mine was more hairy and open like a rose petal. Her aureole were almost the same color as her breasts and her nipples only slightly darker. She was amazed at how much darker mine were than hers. I notic

Girls Vs. Grown Women
Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in. Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it--using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come. Grown women make you come home. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e. don't want him hanging with his friends). Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special and goes to kick it with her own friends! Girls t

Girlfriend Application
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! Ladies TiTLE iT "BOYFRiEND APPLiCATiON" Fellas TiTLE iT "GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION" 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have talk about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 17.Do you think I'm cute? 18. If you could change anything abo

Girl Asked Her Mother
A little girl asked her mother one day if when she dies she goes to heaven with her legs up in the air. Her mother replied, no. Why do you ask? The little girl says, that when she walked past the maids room she saw the maid on the bed with her legs up in the air saying " Oh god I'm coming.", and that she would have went if daddy was'nt on top of her holding her down.

Girlfriend Application (thats Right,im Single)
name: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: Where would we go on dates? Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? Do you drink/smoke?? Do you like the beach? If so...would you go with me late at night? Do you play an instrument? If so...what? Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure I made it home alright? How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? Favorite body part on a girl? What would you say is the best thing about yourself? Would you give me kisses just because? ~What Would You do if...~ I cried: I kissed you: I touched your ass: I was hospitalized: I got in a fight and you were there: I got dumped: I pissed you off: I lost my job: ~What Do You Think Of My...~ Personality: Eyes: Face: Hair: Choice of music: Manners: ~Would You...~ Be my friend? Tell me the truth no matter what? Buy me a birthday gift? Spread rumors about me? Go out at 4am to get me ch

Girls' Night Out
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.. my wife came home with no panties!!" "That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her rear that

Girls Nght Out
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well nev

Girlfriend Application
Girlfriend Application....Copy and paste and post as a reply...or send it to me in a message. Name: Age: Location: Eye color: Hair Color: Status: Smoke?: Drink?: Drive?: Job?: Do you know me personally: Why Are you Applying?: Favorite Bands: Favorite Movies: Favorite Food: What would your idea be of a perfect date: One special thing about you: One special thing about me: If you could give me anything in the world what would it be: Do you think you have anything in common with me: What do you think of me: Do you think im sexy: I like suprises, how would you surprise me: On my birthday I would like it very much if you strip tease to the theme tune of "mighty mouse", what say you?: Would you kiss me: Would you cuddle me: Would you *cough*...*cough* me: Am I allowed to do whats listed abo

Girls' Night In
Girls' Night In by aspiringromantic © "C'mon," Mandy pleaded. "Just have one more drink, Kay. It's still early." "No," I protested. "I really can't, Mandy. I'm probably past my limit now. If I have another one I'll definitely have problems driving home." "Then don't," she said. "Just stay here. I hate staying by myself anyway." Mandy's husband had been called out of town for a business trip, which had led to the impromptu girl's night in. "No thanks," I said. "I hate sleeping on couches. I always wake up with a stiff back." "You don't have to sleep on the couch. You can share my bed." I gave her a skeptical look. "C'mon, Kay. It will be just like the sleepovers we had back in high school," she said with a wink. Her words aroused my suspicion. Most of our high school sleepovers had consisted of nothing extraordinary. We'd gossip about school, boys, and who was fucking whom. However, one time, it had been different. The night before I left home for college

The Girl's Night Out
Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi & Cokes. Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee. So they decided to stop in a nearby cemetery. Having nothing to wipe with, one of them thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned The other husband and said "These damn girls' nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!" "That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back wit

The Girls From The Office
The Girls From The Office by Just Plain Bob © Her car wasn't in the drive or the garage when I got home and that was rare. Ginny almost always beat me home from work and had dinner halfway done before I got there. I walked into the kitchen to get a cold one from the fridge, opened it and took a sip before seeing the box on the kitchen table with an envelope taped to it. I walked over and saw that the envelope had my name on it. I opened it and read the short letter inside: Dear Rob, I'm sorry, but I had to do it this way because I couldn't bear to face you. It isn't anything that you did honey, it is me. You are a great guy and a wonderful husband and any other girl would fight to the death to keep you. The problem is me. I'm missing a part, lacking something, and our marriage just isn't working for me. I love you baby and I probably always will, but I'm not the girl for you. You can do better baby, much better. Ginny I opened the box and found her checkbook, credit ca

Girlfriend As Weather.
You Are a Rainbow Breathtaking and rare You are totally enchanting and intriguing But you usually don't stick around long! You are best known for: your beauty Your dominant state: seducing What Type of Weather Are You?

Girls Machiavelian
You Are The Opposite of Machiavellian You don't have a cynical, power hungry bone in your body. Honest and kind, you believe being a good person is the most important thing. While your upstanding morals should be admired, be careful! You're at risk for being manipulated and toyed with. How Machiavellian Are You?

A Girls Best Friend
After dinner and a movie, Brian drove his date to a quiet country road and made his move. When Mary responded enthusiastically to his kissing, he tried sliding his hand up her blouse. Suddenly she jerked away, got out of the car and walked home. That night she wrote in her diary, "A girl's best friends are her own two legs." On their next date, Brian returned to the country road. As they were necking, he slid his hand up Mary's skirt. Once again she pulled away, got out of the car and walked home. That night she wrote in her diary, "I repeat, a girl's best friends are her own two legs." On the third date, the pair returned to the country road. This time Mary didn't get home until very late. That night she wrote, "Dear diary: There comes a time when even the best of friends must part."

2 Girls And A Guy Sex Party
2 girls and a guy sex party Current mood: excited Category: Romance and Relationships How about this You and the Latino girl I seen this morning Kissing like that while I'm on my knee with your leg propped up on my shoulder I will handle your inner thighs, sucking on your luscious red swollen lips with a dildo in one hand working it I love the taste of your peach juice the other hand playing with her little peach I look up and your all over her c size breasts which really stirs me up so I start working fast at this time she starts to mone so we make are way to the bed where she lays on her back and you find your way right between her thighs going to town by now I am as hard as a rock and your dripping wet she starts to get louder and louder I can't stop now you are starting to squirt with in seconds both of you are quivering with excitement coming towards me for mine both of you wrap lips around my shaft and kiss around it up and down one would break and play with my balls whi

Girl Anachronism Lyrics
girl anachronism you can tell from the scars on my arms and cracks in my hips and the dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that i'm not the carefullest of girls you can tell from the glass on the floor and the strings that're breaking and i keep on breaking more and it looks like i am shaking but it's just the temperature and then again if it were any colder i could disengage if i were any older i could act my age but i dont think that youd believe me it's not the way i'm meant to be it's just the way the operation made me and you can tell from the state of my room that they let me out too soon and the pills that i ate came a couple years too late and ive got some issues to work through there i go again pretending to be you make-believing that i have a soul beneath the surface trying to convince you it was accidentally on purpose i am not so serious this passion is a plagiarism i might join your century but only on a rare occasion

Girl/girl
More than Friends (original fiction) I lay there remembering every detail. The way her hair fell around her face. Her big beautiful green eyes, Her lips so full, you couldnt wait to taste them. Sexy pouty lips. She was crying over her boyfriend, and something hed done to upset her. I was comforting her, only I was distracted by thoughts of how badly I wanted to kiss her. I was sitting on the edge of the bed half listening, she was in floor in front of me, her head was rested on my knee. I stroked her hair playfully as she talked. All I could think about was how much I wanted her. Before I could think of what I was doing, I was in front of her: kissing her, touching her. She immediately responded, both of us were so hot at that time; nothing could have pulled us apart. We kissed each other hard; I was surprised neither of us stopped. We both were stripped down to our bra and panties in no time. I crawled on top of her, and I could feel her body heat under mine. I wanted to tast

Girl/girl 2
Cemetary Girls ( original fiction) I sat alone in the cemetery, recalling memories. How much I had changed since I had last been in this very spot. So many thoughts clouded my mind. So much time had passed, I was different now. Things were different. I drew in a deep breath and stared at the moon. Peaceful darkness all around me. Only the feel of the cold hard stone beneath me, and the promise of a summer rain. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw her, watching me from the shadows. I closed my eyes, thought of her touch, the way she would hold me, gentle when needed, but rough and deep. I had wanted her for so long. To hold her, touch her. Feeling her presence, made my body come to life. I could feel the warmth and wetness clinging to my underwear, to my hotness. I looked around, we were alone and she was watching my every move. Neither of us spoke. I slid my hand inside my clothes, slowly teasing myself, massaging my clit, my head back, I thought of her. The way her hair fell on her fac

Girlfriend Application
GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION Name: Age: Hair Color: Eye Color: Hight: Tattoos?: Piercings?: Drink?: Smoke?: Any other drugs?: Would u care if i did drugs?: Would u care if i drank?: Are you a virgin?: Do you have sex?: (if so) How often?: Is sex all your looking for?: Do u have any STD's?: Would u kiss me anytime?: anywhere?: Do u like to cuddle?: how much?: Have u ever been cheated on?: Would you cheat on me?: Have you ever cheated on someone?: List you top 3 music bands/artist.. 1. 2. 3. Top 3 movies 1. 2. 3. Do you like to party?: What if i wanted to stay home an watch a movie with you?: What if i wanted to kiss in the rain?: Are you spontanious?: Willing to try new things?: Do you like your picture taken?: Do you drive? Go to school?: Would you hold my hand as we walk through the mall?: Would you push me up against a wall and kiss me? What about random Kisses?: Would u sl

Girls' Night Out
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fir

Girlfriends
I have a new delightful friend, I am most in awe of her. When we first met I was impressed, By her bizarre behavior. That day I had a date with friends, We met to have some lunch. Mae had come along with them, All in all . . . a pleasant bunch. When the menus were presented, We ordered salads, sandwiches, and soups. Except for Mae who circumvented, And said, Ice Cream, please: two scoops. I was not sure my ears heard right, And the others were aghast. Along with heated apple pie, Mae added, completely unabashed. We tried to act quite nonchalant, As if people did this all the time. But when our orders were brought out, I did not enjoy mine. I could not take my eyes off Mae, As her pie a-la-mode went down. The other ladies showed dismay, They ate their lunches silently, and frowned. Well, the next time I went out to eat, I called and invited Mae. My lunch contained white tuna meat, She ordered a parfait. I smiled when her dish I vie

Girly Girl???? I Don't Think So
You Are Cherry Kiss Lip Gloss You're a total girly girl who's every guy is sweet on. You take pleasure in the simple things in life, from cute t-shirts to stuffed animals. Any guy needs to match your romantic idealism to win your heart, which is why few have. No wonder Cherry your signature flavor. It's delicious, sugary, and fun - like you! What Flavor Lip Gloss Are You?

Girls Guide: Understanding Men By The Comments They Make
For you girls out there, here is a little guide to help you understand men by the comments they make. Category 1: Men that say you are hot or sexy. Not the type that read profiles. Always jumps into the most nude pic you got and dump a "Hot" before jerking off. Would you ever sleep with this guy you can be sure he will come before he gets his pants off. Category 2: Men that say you are amazing, awesome, stunning, or wow. A nice but slightly retarded guy. Someone that will follow your every step and do whatever you tell him... if he gets it. However, you might need to tell him to close the mouth once in a while unless you want people to stare. Having sex means you do the work. Category 3: Men that say your are georgeous or beautiful. This is the a fishing type that throw around generous comments to see what surface. Sometimes use foreign language to sound more interesting. Not very picky. Could easily do with miss Godzilla as long as the lights are turned off in the be

Girl Anachronism - The Dresden Dolls
You can tell from the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and the dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that i'm not the carefullest of girls you can tell from the glass on the floor and the strings that're breaking and i keep on breaking more and it looks like i am shaking but it's just the temperature and then again if it were any colder i could disengage if i were any older i would act my age but i dont think that you'd believe me it's not the way i'm meant to be it's just the way the operation made me and you can tell from the state of my room that they let me out too soon and the pills that i ate came a couple years too late and ive got some issues to work through there i go again pretending to be you make-believing that i have a soul beneath the surface trying to convince you it was accidentally on purpose i am not so serious this passion is a plagiarism i might join your century but only on a rare occasion i was taken o

Girlfriend Application
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND- REPOST THIS! GIRLS TITLE IT "HUBBY APPLICATION" BOYS TITLE IT "WIFEY APPLICATION" 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. Are we friends? 6. Do you have a crush on me? 7. Would you kiss me? 8. ...with tongue? 9. Would you enjoy it? 10. Would you ever ask me out? 11.Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 14.Would you walk on the beach with me? 15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 16. Do you/have you talk shit about me? 17. Do you think I'm a good person? 18. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 19.Do you think I'm hot? 20. If you could change anything about me - 21.Would you have sex with me? 22.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 23. Will you pos

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One night with my girlfriend of about three months we went out for dinner and a few drinks with friends. It was around 2 am when we went back to my place to hang out a little more and go to bed. We talked for a little while and started fooling around and wrestling tickling eachother when she saw my pair of handcuffs sitting on the shelf above my bed. Instantly she grabbed them before i could even think of anything to say and she cuffed my hands above my head around one of the bedposts. I laid there chained to my bed wondering what was going thru her head for until she got up and placed a blanket over my head and whispered in my ear that she was gonnna look for anything else she did not know about. It was about 10 minutes late still helpless and she searched my house for toys before she finally cam back with a smile on her face and my duffel bag from the hall closet. She set it on the bed and told me that she loved me. I started to responde with i love you too but as soon as i ope

Girlfriend (part Two):revenge
A few weeks later a chance for me to finally get her back for what she did weeks before had arisen. We had rented a cabin in the woods for a weekend getaway after a long week of working. We both packed some things and headed off for the weekend, I of course brought the duffle bag full of toys i had hidden in my closet. We arrived at the cabin at around 3 on friday afternoon we moved are things inside and i carried them up to the bedroom as she sat down on the couch to relax after the long drive up there. I determined that this was my chance as i grabbed a collar and a leash and walked back down stairs. I snuck in behind her in the living room and wrapped he collar around her neck quickly locking it in place, and attaching the leash to it. She struggled a little bit and stared at me in shock for a minute wondering what i was doing. I stared back into her eyes and reminded her of a few weeks earlier when she did the same thing to me and she just sighed knowing full well she deserved a

The Girl I Truly Want...
I feel bad taking this off of someone else profile but more then likely these aren't there exact words anyway. But regardless..whoever the author is..that is the women I want/need in my life. I am :: tough :: soft :: strong :: stubborn :: sensual:: intelligent :: vulnerable :: crazy :: know what I need :: fight for what I want :: motivated :: determined :: love to laugh :: like to cry :: have a career :: can take care of myself :: like feeling special :: friendly until annoyed :: dedicated :: devoted :: I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you. I'm the girl who likes to be kissed under the stars, more than inside your bedroom or an expensive restaurant. I'm the girl who holds your hand just to feel your touch. I'm the girl who loves it when you hug me from behind or kiss me on the forehead. Im the girl who smiles each time you enter a room. I'm the girl who stares into your eyes looking for what you se

Girlfriend Application!
Name: Online Name: Age: Height: Hair Color: Eye Color: Peircings: Location: Job: Ethnicity: Drink/Smoke: Would you make out with me in the rain? Would you play with me and my boyfriend? Have you been with a girl before? How long have you been into women? Play any Instruments? Do you like to Hug a lot? What's your favorite thing about me OR that you want to know about me? Do you sing or have any other talents? Whats your favorite type of music? What would you consider the best thing physically about yourself? What about your personality? Explain! Must be willing to come over at anytime of the night to fuck! Must be willing to play with my current girlfriend and boyfriend. Any other questions please feel free to ask! Please complete form and return to me at cruechic@hotmail.com NOTE! Any man or boy pretending to be a women and fills this out and returns it to me will face public humiliation and or a beat down! Thanks and h

Girls
Come on Girls let's go here we go! We're gonna take a ride on the wild outside all night we're gonna have some fun tonight just us girls oh yes ALRIGHT! Girls let's party Girls get sexy Girls get naughty uh oh yea Listen to the guys as they holler at us look them in the eyes tell em they can't have us it's just us tonight no guy is gonna hop this ride Girls come on let's go Girls put on a show Girls they want some more Girls down to the floor uh yea Let me put my make-up on while we jam on to our song on on and on let that record play along we wave our hands up high we let the wind blow by like them horny little guys goodbye goodbye! Girls you know what to do Girls got nothing to lose Girls give him a clue Girls say I don't want you Tease oh please we don't need nobody so be free just believe be sexy and there's just us girls rocking on this world! Girls we know we got it Girls we know th

Girls Vs. Grown Women
GIRLS leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. GROWN WOMEN make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits. GIRLS want to control the man in their life. GROWN WOMEN know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. GIRLS check you for not calling them. GROWN WOMEN are too busy to realize you hadn't. GIRLS are afraid to be alone. GROWN WOMEN revel in it using it as a time for personal growth. GIRLS ignore the good guys. GROWN WOMEN ignore the bad guys. GIRLS make you come home. GROWN WOMEN make you want to come home. GIRLS worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. GROWN WOMEN know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. GIRLS try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends). GROWN WOMEN realize that a little bit of space makes the together time even more special and goes to spend time with her own friends.

Girls
so its the end of the semester and you going in to your finals week and you find out that you "friend" that you would use to hang out with in you english class together just stoped talking to you. what would you do? would you ask them straight up why aren't you talking to me. or would you be sly about it and pop it into a conversation that you were having with them? however with the recent changes in technology what if that friend of yours asks another friend to be the middle person? How would that make you feel? Does sad, depressed, or uesed come to your mind? what would you do?

Girlfriends
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with

A Girl Who...
I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says,"ok, but you owe me..." jokingly not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will (or at least try to) have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like, I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you. I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss... who you can talk to you about anything... who laughs at you

The Girl Of My Dreams
Things I would do for the girl of my dreams -Quietly conceal a body. -Learn swedish massage. -reload her clip. -find out where this G spot is that everyone is talking about. -Destroy a small third world country and install her as dictator. -Clean up my damn bathroom. -Order a salad now and then. (thank Gawd we are talking girl of my dreams and I will never actually have to run into her. *whew*)

A Girls Opinion,why Guys Like Girls
WELL here's a few reasons why guys like girls 1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder 3. How cute they look when they sleep 4. the ease in which they fit into our arms 5. the way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world 6. How cute they are when they eat 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while 8. because they are always warm even when its minus 30 out side 9. the way they look good no matter what they wear 10. the way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth 11. How cute they are when they argue 12. the way her hand always finds yours 13. the way they smile 14. the way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight 15. the way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later.... 16. the way t

Girl Meets Boy On Her Yahoo Messenger
ths isnt real just an urban legend crazy1 86:hey baby!!! h0tNsPiCy91: whos dis??? crazy1 86:ur secret admirer!!!!! h0tNsPiCy91: o really.... quite lyin! whos dis??? crazy1 86:i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes... crazy1 86:i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true. crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho. crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u. crazy1 86: tonight u will see me some time tonight.... h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!? crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you... crazy1 86 had signed off. the girl was so scared she locked alll her doors and windows. she made sure her room was secured. she was so scared if it was a joke or for real. she didnt know when he was going to come. the girl was frighten so she decided to sleep with her little sister. the girl dozed off quikly. then she heards a knock on the window. the girl slowly walked to the window. it started knocking louder. the girl loo

The Girl No One Warned You About
No im not your average girl Yes im something else Im the girl your Mom forgot to warn you about No im not that wild girl You know the type Yes im sexy Yes im erotic Have you guessed what kind of girl I am Yes I am a Shemale Those sexy ertoic creatures No one thought to warn you about So take the chance and who knows We just might be friends! Caty

A Girl Praying
Our Cash Which art on plastic Hallowed be thy name Thy Cartier watch Thy Prada bag In Myer As it is in David Jones Give us each day our Platinum Visa And forgive us our overdraft As we forgive those who stop our Mastercard And lead us not into Katies And deliver us from Sussans For thine is the Dinnigan, the Akira and the Armani For Chanel No. 5 and Eternity Amex

Girlfriend Application
I was bored so I decided to re-post this from an old blog. Fill it out. Girlfriend Application BASICS Name: Age: Location: Height: weight: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER .Name 3 places you would want to go on a date: a b c What Kinds of music you like? Do you drink? What is your alcohol of choice? Do you smoke or do any drugs? Do you like the rain? If so...would you play in it with me? What about the mud? Do you like movies? If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? if we were home Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? ! Would you kiss me? Do you play any sports? If so...what? Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure i made it home alright? How would you rate your kisses from 1-10? Favorite body part on you? What would you say is the best thing about yourself? Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, slut)? Would y

Girlfriend App.
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Eye/Hair colour: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? and then take advantage of me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked junk about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 16. Would you let anything happen in that bed? 17.Do you think I'm hot? 18. If you could change anything about me -would you? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 20. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 21. what do you rate me outta 1-10? ________

Girls
To every girl that dresses cute not skanky. To every girl who wants to be called beautiful not hot. To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you. To every girl who gets her heart broken because he chose the whore instead. To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend. To every girl who would just like once to be treated like a princess. To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak. To every girl that wont get down on her knees and open her mouth just to get a boyfriend. To every girl that just wants to hold hands. To every girl that kisses him with meaning. To every girl who just wishes he cared more. To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold. To every girl who just wants him to call. To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him. To every girl that just wants to cuddle. To ev

The Girl...
On My way along this winding path of Life... I wondered by Her, sitting quietly by the side of this path. I passed HER many times, not knowing Her Spirit. But then, I saw the light within Her. It was only then that I realized... She could be that One special Her. The girl who sees the special "something" in this One. A something special, visible only to her with the eyes of an Angel and a Spirit of true love. Could she hold My heart and wear My collar... Is She You? What more could ever be asked?

The Girl In The Dark
The Girl In The Dark Has a beautiful face without a name And a beautiful smile to hide the pain This Girl In the Dark Has cuts up her arm Loves nothing more then self harm This Girl in the dark Doesnâ??t know how much longer she can keep trying Everyday sheâ??s slowly dying This Girl in the Dark Sits all alone Wants a place to truly call home This Girl in the dark Wants nothing more then to be free I know this because this Girl is me Who am I? What happened? Where am I? Why am I here? Those are the questions I ask myself Why do I have to be here? What have I done so wrong to make me sit here in silence? Those are the questions I would like to ask myself But i know exactly what i did.. Or do I? I have fallen into a pit of darkness. Its silent the only person there is me Its like a prison with no light It is no light because i do not look for it I have not found the light yet. I know exactly why i am here. Or do I? I have forgotten I am so l

Girls Be Ambicious By Miyavi
He really looks like a girl eh? But he's still pretty damn good... Lyrics: If you like I will stretch out this filthy hand of mine as far as you like. We wont need a guide or anything, so let's walk together eyes closed. Did you know, that a knife hurts more when it's pulled than when it's stabbed? And a flower, doesn't even know it's own beauty it's entire life. Sad, huh? If you held onto my back just a little, it would lessen the wind a bit I suppose? Hey if you're going to hesitate I'll drop you. Boys & Girls, hurry hurry up. So it seems that I can't give you a kiss goodnight, Sorry, therefore I'll sing. So, how's that for "fair play"? (cries) Then, what about "flattery"? (fumes) What I said is pretty stupid, right? (laughs) If you give me a chance , apologize and I say [Girls , be ambitious.] A lonely night Lonliness from wanting to cry, when you can't run away, from anxiety when you don't understand, Will probably come to you, I'm afraid. So that

Girlfriend Application
WOULD YOU... [_] go out with me? [_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _ [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] watch a movie with me? [_] cut a rug with me? [_] take a shower with me? [_] be my bf/gf? [_] have a fling with me? [_] take me home for the night? [_] Would you let me sleep in your bed? [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] give me a piggyback ride? [_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere [_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me? [_] lick my cheek? [_] dance with me? [_] let me make you breakfa [_] help me with homework? [_] tickle me to death? [_] let me tickle you? [_] stick up for me if i was being put down? [_] play strip poker with me? [_] say yes if i asked you out? [_] get wasted with me? [_] rub me down with body butter? [_] instant message me? [_] greet me in public? [_] hang out with me? [_] bring me a

The Girl And The Cop
A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him."Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?""Yes, he sure did,"chuckled the cop.The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

A Girls First Time.........
its your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. you put him off a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he apporoaches you. He asks you if ur afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but its the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply whinin your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him a bit more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wating to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give away; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and askes you if its too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him

Girlfriend Of The Devil
I take him by the hand, I'm turned from weak to evil, I'm now living with him in hell, i am the girlfriend of the devil, Red and black that's our colors, i can make anyone do a wrong, and when i do, it turns him on, my eyes turn red when I'm mad, hair wavy and an on fire, my title is, a liar, making anyone fall in my love strap, Turning them all into bad guys, I'm so tough, without dropping a tear i say my goodbyes, i kill and get power, i hold on the devil tight, and he holds on to me with all of his might, when i cry, my tears are blood, and my hair turns black, and i put on my hood, evil slaves, on my side, come on my slaves, let's ride, all the souls, in my ring, I'm the girlfriends devil, and I'm not afraid of anything..........

The Girl
The Girl We've never met, but you're on my mind. I think about you, all of the time. I know that it's wrong, & I really shouldn't. I tried to stop, but I just couldn't I'd like to think, you think of me too. Even though I know, I can never have you. Across the country, is where you are. I really wish, you weren't so far.

Girl From Hell
the hate burns like a fire in the pit of my stomach my life has taken to many turns to get rid fo the heartach the pain is taking over my body and mind my eyes once shown blue are now empty holes all the love and pain that was once mine are now taking there deadly tolls i savor my breath as if its going to be my last i take each step as through i'm going through my past love is no longer a word or feeling hate is everything but lust i know that the only way to survive is to start stealing or in the end i will bust my heart is falling into a bottomless pit as my name is no longer my name my life went from perfect to undying shit the only thing i have to do now is play this game i walk around as if i own this world i speak and everybody has to turn away or i will pull out the wrath of this girl they have to follow or they will stray i have to hurt others before they hurt me i have to show that i am better then them i have to try and beat them or

Girlfriend Application
1. Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Fave Movie: 5. Fave Song: 6. Fave Band: 7. Most Embarrassing Moment: 8. Are you a virgin? HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...With tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 8. Would you hold me if I was crying? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11. If I gave you my phone number, would you call me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you talk about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you let me sleep with you? 16. Would you take me to a romantic walk on the beach and let me lay with you? 17. Do you think I'm hot? 18. If you could change anything about me -would you? 19. Will you post this

The Girl In The Ward
Susan sat at the desk in the little room, the afternoon sun cast cold shadows across the floor from the bars on the window. She opened her notebook and began to write. She wrote her little brother almost every day and would give the letter to the nurse that assured her she would mail it. But since she had been here, she had never gotten a letter from her brother. How long had Susan been here? She tried to think. She was sent here in the summer. Fall replaced summer, winter replaced fall. Two years she had been here. Susan laid down the dull pencil and stood up. She Walked over to the window. Outside it was summer again. She had not once been outside since she came here. Pressing her fingers against the window, she felt the warm summer sun on the glass and she longed to feel the breeze on her face and to walk barefoot in the grass. She wanted to feel the cool blades of grass under her feet and between her toes. The door opened behind her. Turning she saw the older,

Girls
my girl is such a pain in my ass, but i love her to death.she makes me mad, and then she always seems to cheer me up. sometimes i want to choke her but all i can bring myself to do is hug and kiss her. yes im an asshole but i would kill or be killed for her. sometimes i yell at her but its because sometimes she doesnt think before she does something. oh well i will roll with the punches and love her just the way she is cause thats all i can really do

The Girls!!!
Today was a great day. The girls were out of school and we decided to head out and try to raise money for the foundation. The girls each had lines to say and practiced all last night. The response was great!! People were so surprised that they knew so much about the foundation, and the way they spoke about it was far beyond their years!!! I am so proud of them...just had to make a note of it...Take care and thanks for reading!! Echo

Girlfriend Application
YOUR... Full Name - Age - Birthday - Nickname - Height - Weight - Hair Color - Hair Length - Eye Color - Contacts or Glasses or None - Favorite Band (Pick One) - Current Favorite Song - Favorite Color - Favorite Food - Favorite Drink - Favorite Movie - Favorite Cartoon - Skittles or M&M'S - A Nickname for Me - Best Thing about you (Physical) - Best think About you (Mentally/Feellings) - What you think about me - Favorite Animal - Piercings - If so where - Tattoo - If so where - Favorite kind of kiss - Nice girl or bad - Are you sexual - Could you ever love me - Have we ever hung out - Are we friends - Smoke - Drink - Drive - Favorite body part on you- why do you feel that you should be with me-

Girls Are Like Apples
---------------Girls---------------------------- ------- -----are like apples------------------- --------on trees. The best ones----------- ------are at the top of the tree.-------- ----The boys don't want to reach------ ---for the good ones because they ------ -are afraid of falling and getting hurt.---- Instead, they just get the rotten apples- ---from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think -something is wrong with them, when in --reality, they're amazing. They just ---have to wait for the right boy to------- ----- come along, the one who's----------- ----------- brave enough to----------------- -----------------climb all---------------------- ----------------- the way--------------------- -----------------to the top-------------------- ---------------- of the tree.------------------

Girls Only
You Are Boyish Sexy You're the kind of girl who gets along with all the boys Whether it's holding your own in a game of touch football... Or kicking some major butt while playing Xbox. You hang with the guys easily, while still keeping your girly sexiness.What Kind of Sexy Are You?

Girls Only
You Are a Feminine Beauty! You make any guy feel like a man, simply by standing next to him You have a classic womanly appeal - and you've got a look for every occasion This doesn't mean that you can't kick back in (designer) jeans and sneakers You just prefer to be girly and sweet as often as possibleWhat Type of Beauty Are You?

Girlfriends
well i have a girlfriend like u all ready know. well she was here last night and i was happy she came over. well stuff happened and it was great. well then her boyfriend came over to and then it got good.

Girls Are Like Apples!!!
Girls are like apples on a tree. the best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't wanna reach for the good one because they think the're too high and are afraid of falling and getting hurt. So they take the rotten apples from the bottom, that aren't as good as the ones at the top but they're easy. The apples from the top think that something is wrong with them , when in reality they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy, the one who is brave enough to climb to the top.

Girly Crushes!
Women will agree with me on this: Girly crushes are NOT the same as regular crushes. When a girl has a girly crush, it means we've come across a fellow woman that sticks in our mind for some reason. It could be that we think she's pretty or dresses cool, it could be that she cracks us up. Maybe she whooped someone deserving. It could be anything and it's not a romantic or sexual crush. That said, I was at work today when my friend and coworker (the bitch had off today while I toiled!) stopped by to visit. She, Megan, had her friend Jess with her. Jess is the cutest little thing ever! She is not conventional cute. She is tattooed and pierced and has purple hair, all of which is exactly what birthed the girly crush. Plus, she's sweet. Very open to my multitude of questions about where in NJ is actually decent to get body mod done and why in the blue hell did she willingly undergo surgery to implant little metal plates in her cheekbones (So she could screw in sparkly littl

Girl Interupted Quiz
Which Girl Interrupted character are you?Which Girl Interrupted character are you?Take the quiz and see!Click Here to Take This QuizBrought to you by YouThink.com quizzes and personality tests.

Girly Survery
50 girly questions 1. What is your name? Kathrine 2. What color is your bra? Black and Pink 3. Do you straighten your hair everyday? For the most part yes. 4. Do you worry about the size of your boobs? no... i love my boobs. 5. Are you the typical girl who's addicted to gossip? nope. 6. What's your favorite girly magazine? Don't really read magazines. 8. Would you kill for chocolate? nope. 10. Jeans or skirt? both 11. Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that's uncomfortable? nope... I like to be comfy. 12. Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a guy? nope. 13. Did you ever cry during a romantic movie? Yup. 14. Would you leave the house without makeup? Yes. I hardly wear makeup. 15. What's the biggest turn on about guys? personality and eyes. 16. What about the biggest turn off? being full of themselves... I hate a guy that thinks hes god gift to women. 17. Do you consider making out "unladylike"? Nope... not at a

Girlfriend Applications!!!(lol) Bored!!
COPY AND PASTE IN A COMMENT IF YOU WANNA TAKE A HIT AT IT!!!! (LADIEZ ONLY) NAME: AGE: HEIGHT: ~ Discribe yourself alittle and what you like to do~: ~what do you like to do for fun~: ~Thanks, if you filled this out I will Comment ya back greatly :)~

The Girl Who Never Gives Up
Through the times she had in pain. Through the times she wondered if she was sane. Through the abuse. Through the misuse. She never gave up. When the going got tough. She never knew it would be so rough. She did too. No one knows what she went through. She never gave up. Then she broke down. And the only thing you saw on her was a frown. The tears never ended. She knows her broken life won't ever be mended. The girl who never gave up just did....

Girl To Girl Advice...the Clitoris – Can I Do It Till I Need Glasses?
what else would I have on my mind to write about. *giggles* Official Definition from Wikipedia online encyclopedia - The clitoris is a sexual organ in the body of mammals. The visible knob-like portion is located near the anterior junction of the labia minora, above the opening of the vagina. My definition: a glorious little spot with between 6,000 and 8,000 sensory nerve endings that deserves to be played with often, and in return will give a woman hours and hours of pleasure, stress relief, makes the sunshine a little brighter, and brings a smile to your face. To find head south (slowly, its more fun to take your time and even a few detours) with fingers, tongue, or other pleasure giving device and when your hips arch and moans involuntarily burst forth – you found it. Once found, rub, lick, or otherwise stimulate until totally satisfied (or semi-conscious j/k) OOOOH and for those who wish to learn more, a whole domain just about The Clitoris - dedicated to a Woman's Sexual

Girls Bitching About Perverts
so i have come across several girls accounts atleast 7? and i have read their accounts and the post up on there saying how they dont want perverted comments and peverted guys talking to them now in my opinion dont dress like a fucking slut, dont talk like a fucking slut, take down your private pictures, and you wont get abunch of guys saying perverted shit.... also with my opinion you slutty cunts deserve it if your going to talk,act,dress, like that so shut the fuck up or stop acting like it and you wont get perverted guys

Girl With Issues
Ok I don't get why some girls get SO jealous! I always have a random chick checking out my profile and leaving comments on one of my friends page right after I have left one. She feels the need to leave message calling me random names, whatever thats cool but dont try to pretend that he's your boyfriend cause he's not. This is the internet people!! I'm here for fun not to hook up with anyone just to meet new people. So I just hope that this girl can get over her self or how about try building her self esteem... cause its obvious why your jealous of me and I'm sorry you have an issue with Brian and I talking Felica... No one is twisting his arm!

Girl On Girl Cop And Drunk Driver
Melody and her friend Sarah were having a few drink at the local bar when Meldoy told Sarah that she has always wanted pulled over by a female cop who was hot and would do her dirty without giving her a ticket.Sarah said that was a crazy idea and it would never happen,after a few more drinks Sarah told Melody she would see her tomorrow and headed out,Melody sayed and had a few more before heading out herself.As she got to her car she didnt she the police car setting down the road waiting to bust any drunk drivers leaving the bar.Melody drove slowly not paying attention to the cop car as she drove past it.Stacy the police offiver on duty has been waiting all night to finally pull someone over and as she turned on the lights Melody pulled to the side of the road worried she was speeding or something,she watched as the officer walked to her window noticing it was a very attractive looking female she hurried and fixed her hair hopeing that this would be chance to make a fantasy reality. St

Girl !!
Girl ! I Love You !!! Please believe it's real... My heart aches for the day we can be together... It's not easy being so far away from you... Theres an angel who brought us together for a reason... Even though theres alot of distance between us... I just hope you truely know how much " I LOVE YOU"

Girls
NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?18-20 2. What is your sexual orientation?Straight 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?1-5 6. What is your pubic hair style?Landing strip, a little hair still there 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Nothing At All 8. Have you ever had anal sex?Yes I have 9. What is your favorite position?Girl on top, I like to be in control 10. How often do you masturbate?Whenever I can 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Yes, for sure 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?Not yet, but I would 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Both taken and been in them 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?Yes, an all out orgy 15. Have you watched porn?Nope, not my thing 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched ha

Girl Of My Dreams
Doesnt lie, cheat, exaggerate, promote drama, wants to spend quality time with me, wants to just snuggle on the couch from time to time,yet wants to go out too. doesnt make excuses for how 'busy' she is(I work 50+ hours a week)....I need someone to fall in love with...is that too much to ask?

Girls Night Out
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very >faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on > >the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to >pee so badly that they stopped in a cemetery. One of them had nothing to > >wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. > > >Her friend, however, was wearing rather expensive new panties and didn't > >want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave >that had a wreath and a ribbon on it so she proceeded to wipe with that. > >After the girls finished their business they proceeded to go home. > > >The next day one of the women's husbands was so concerned that his >normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over so he phoned > >the other husband and said, "These girl's nights out have got to stop! >I'm starting to suspect the worst! My wife came home with no panties on >last night!!" > > >"That

Girl In 14g
okay, so i've decided what i'm going to do for broadway fun for funds, and i'm really excited. it's called the girl in 14g by kristen chenoweth and even though it's not a musical, brooke said i could do it, and i'm like saweeettttt. and i'm better. i was sick wednesday; i think i had food poisoning, but i'm better, except taylor and i are still fighting and it's rather annoying and pissing me off. i haven't talked to him in two days and the last time we talked we were arguing about girls and boys.. what a lovely relationship, right? yeah well.... i don't know. i trust him and he trusts me but we each have buttons and we each like to push each other buttons... taylor, you suck. :]

Girlfriend Application!!!!
GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION!!!! BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three (or more) of your favorite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the rain? 5. If so...would you play in it with me? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? 9. Would you kiss my forhead? 10. Do you play an instrument? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright? 13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on a girl? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, slut)? 17. Would you give me kisses just because? What Would You do if... I cried: I said I liked you: I kissed you: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: We got in a fight:

Girl Friends…they Are Like Flowers..guys..! Handle Them Very Gently
1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not hot, fine, or sexy) 2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second. 3 . Kiss her on the forehead. 4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to. 5 . Always tell her you love her every second of the day. 6 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you. 7 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. 8 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is. 9 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. 10 . Write her notes. (she loves them) 11 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend. 12 . Play with her hair. 13 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her. 14 . Sit in the park and just talk to her. 15 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes. 16 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night . . . just because you missed her. 17 . Let her fall asleep in your arms. 18

Girl Friends Are Like Flowers..guys..! Handle Them Very Gently
GIRL FRIENDS ARE LIKE FLOWERS..GUYS..! HANDLE THEM VERY GENTLY 1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not hot, fine, or sexy) 2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second. 3 . Kiss her on the forehead. 4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to. 5 . Always tell her you love her every second of the day. 6 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you. 7 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. 8 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is. 9 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. 10 . Write her notes. (she loves them) 11 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend. 12 . Play with her hair. 13 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her. 14 . Sit in the park and just talk to her. 15 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes. 16 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night . . . just because

Girly Survey Wooooo
50 girl questions...answer them with the truth.. what color is your bra? blue Do you straighten your hair everyday? I used to Do you worry about the size of your boobs? nah...everyone says they're fine lol What's your favorite girly magazine? I don't read magazines Would you kill for chocolate? OMG YES Jeans or skirts? depends on my mood. hippie skirts in the summer usually Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that's uncomfortable? not really Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a guy? I have...it's not really worth the time lol Would you leave the house without makeup on?: I just did this morning lol Do you consider making out "unladylike" nope On a scale of 1-10, how fun is shopping?: depends on what I'm shopping for and how much money I can spend, but usually between 8-10 Are you spoiled? I will be ;) Do you think lipgloss is the best?: I don't wear it very often Do you freak out if you miss your favorite show? If I

Girlfriend Application!
BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three (or more) of your favorite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the rain? 5. If so...would you play in it with me? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? 9. Would you kiss my forhead? 10. Do you play an instrument? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright? 13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on a girl? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, slut)? 17. Would you give me kisses just because? What Would You do if... I cried: I said I liked you: I kissed you: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: We got in a fight: I got dumped: I pissed you off:

Girl You Wanted Me To Be
Whos The Girl you Love The Most Who's That Girl you You would do anything Make Smile Now all She see's Is Her Heart Crumbing Down Whos That girl In the Mirror I see a reflection Of Girl That Is No Longer me Its a reflection of the girl you made me To Be By Grace aka Me

Girls U Gonna Love This One
2007 version of I WILL SURVIVE SING IT GIRLS!!! At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on.... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry! I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans! Go on now - go, ! Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw

Girlfriend Application
the basics: name: age: height: weight(optional): eye color: hair color: some better stuff: measurements: cup size: shoe size: styles: what style clothes do u wear: style underwear is your fav: your hair is short or long: the goodies: best place for a weekend getaway: your idea of a perfect first date: if you had me locked in your room for an entire 24 hours what would u do with me: more goodies: describe your sexual appetite: whats your favorite position: does size really matter: why or why not: whats your favorite thing to do in bed: about me: what about me do u like: first thing u notice: how long have u known me: why would u make a good girlfriend for me: about you: what do u like to do for fun: you take me out sumwhere where do we go and what do we do: do u like surprises: do u like to cuddle: holding hands: staying in and curling up together for

Girls Answer For Me
Would you makeout with me me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Would you sleep with me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know Name one thing you would like to do to me... ____??? I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [X] Next bf/gf [] A friend [] A friend with benefits [] A possibility [] A loser If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. [] Hook up with me [] Cuddle with me [] Date me [] Friends [] Friends with benefits On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. []1 []2 []3 []4 []5 []6 []7 []8 []9 []10 What would you want me to be to you? [] Friend [] Girlfriend/Boyfriend [] Friend with benefits [] Husband/Wife Would u give me your number if so let me get it? _____________________ Are you going to repost this so i can answer for you? [] Yes

Girls Only!!!!
Valentines Day's coming up would you makeout with me me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Would you sleep with me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know Name one thing you would like to do to me... I look like.. [] A player [] a wife/husband [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] A friend [] A friend with benefits [] A possibility [] A loser If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. ?? [] Hook up with me [] Cuddle with me [] Date me [] Friends [] Friends with benefits [] marry me [] have sex On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 What would you want me to be to you? [] Friend [] Girlfriend/Boyfriend [] Friend with benefits [] Husband/Wife Would you give me a lapdance? [] Hell Yea []

Girls Night Out
Two women who had been friends for years, decided to go for a Girls Night Out, and were decidedly over enthusiastic on the martinis. Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom. They were very near a cemetery and one of them suggested they pee behind a headstone. The first woman had nothing to dry herself with so she thought she'd take off her panties, use them, then throw them away. Her friend, however, was wearing rather expensive underwear and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves. She dried herself with the ribbon. After finishing, they then made off for home. The next day, the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and said, "This girls' night out thing has got to stop right now. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing." said the other husband, "Mine came home with a card stuck to her butt that said, "FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATI

Girly Meme (of Doom, Of Course)
1. What is your full name? ShoShoni Rose 2. What colour is your bra? right now? white... 3. Do you straighten your hair every day? i don't have to, my hair is so freakin' straight it's laughable. 4. Do you worry about the size of your boobs? not really, i think they're just fine the way they are. 5. Are you the typical girl who's addicted to gossip? i enjoy gossip on occasion, but i'm anything but the typical girl. 6. What are your favorite girly magazines? Bitch and Bust 7. Best junk food? hmm...Reese's Cups...homigawd! 8. Would you kill for chocolate? not particularly. i'm not obsessed with chocolate. 10. Jeans or skirts? both! and sometimes at the same time! 11. Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry? i always wear clothes, unless bathing. shoes if i leave the house...earrings always. i spent a significant time and effort stretching my earlobes, i'm not letting them grow back until i absolutely have to! 12. Did you ever spend all day/night getting

Girls With Grills!
Ok so my baby Toxic is sick with the flu. Since I am not into sharing respiratory ailments, she is banned to only talking to me on yahoo or phone .. LOL Toxic knows I love her! LOL But this is just another example of how quickly our conversations get so far from the original topic and how fast they get fucked up!! ____________________________________________________ Myself (2/18/2007 4:34:07 PM): man.. one day I will have $$ to get my teeth fixed Myself (2/18/2007 4:34:13 PM): then I will be a hot milf.. lmao Myself (2/18/2007 4:34:22 PM): you will see a totally different me Toxic(2/18/2007 4:34:26 PM): your already a hot milf Toxic(2/18/2007 4:34:28 PM): LOL Toxic(2/18/2007 4:34:36 PM): and if you dont have the money i will Toxic(2/18/2007 4:34:37 PM): lol Myself (2/18/2007 4:34:46 PM): give me a nice set of choppers.. omg.. i would be a confident cocky bitch.. lol Myself (2/18/2007 4:35:08 PM): you would never ever see me without make up and looking good all t

Girl
She feels the wind at her back. She feels everything. The world rails against her. Every mark upon her soul noted. Remembered. Every bruise. Every line. Becomes a new facet of all that is she. Pain becomes her. Damaged chameleon. She feels all. Who she is today . . . Look within. What have you done to her?

Girlfriend
My Girlfriend is like Winter weather, cold, harsh, and aggrivating. She'll sweep in when you don't need her, as though she has nothing better to do. My Girlfriend is like the color black, no matter how you try to lighten her up, She'll always stay dark, as though the sun'll never rise again. My Girlfriend is like a new car, always showing off herself. Making the boys turn their head, as though they've never seen her before. My Girlfriend is like a hawk, watching my every move. She stands behind me, as though I were writing bad about her. My Girlfriend is like a brick, it really hurts when she hits you. That feeling of pain, as though you've not done right. My Girlfriend is like a siren, whining when things aren't right. As though I've wrote a poem, about how she's not the perfect type.

Girls And Guys Needed (contact Undercover Cherry) Info Inside
=== 'Undercover Cherry' spewed forth the following at '2007-02-28 13:06:16'.. > > I HOPE TO GET EVERYONE SUPPORT FOR THIS. PLZ FEEL FREE TO REPOST THIS.DETAILS ON FLYER > > THANKS > > > THIS IS WHOM U WILL CONTACT IF YA WANT IN Undercover Cherry@ CherryTAP

Girlfriend Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 8. hand on knee? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have talk about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 16.have sex with me? 17.Do you think I'm cute? 18. If you could change anything about me -would you? 19.Would you go out with me? 20.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? W

Girlfriends
THIS SAYS IT ALL: Time passes. Life happens. Distance separates. Children grow up. Jobs come and go. Men don't do what they're supposed to do. Hearts break. Parents die. Colleagues forget favors. Careers end. BUT... Sisters are there, no matter how much time and how many miles are between you. A girl friend is never farther away than needing her can reach. When you have to walk that lonesome valley and you have to walk it by yourself, the women in your life will be on the valley's rim, cheering you on, praying for you, pulling for you, intervening on your behalf, and waiting w ith open arms at the valley's end. Sometimes, they will even break the rules and walk beside you... or come in and carry you out. Girlfriends, daughters, granddaughters, daughters-in-law, sisters, sisters-in-law, mothers, grandmothers, aunties, nieces, cousins, and extended family, all bless our life! The world wouldn't be the same without women, and neither would I. When we began this adventure

Girl In The Mirror
The girl in the mirror There's a girl in the mirror, And she stares back at me, Yet I don't recognize her, My face is not what I see She looks pretty, She looks happy, So I figure, That can't be me She smiles that beautiful smile, And she holds her head up high, She doesn't look embarrassed, Or the least bit shy She looks like a perfect girl, The kind that your jealous of, The kind of girl you believe, Was born with a true love Then I realize, wait a minute, This is not what I usually see, But that girl standing in the mirror, Really is me

Girls Rock
1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 3 Taxis stop for us. 4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo. 6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. 7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end. 9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 10. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot. 13. We will never regret piercing our ears. 14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence. because they aren't listening anyway.

Girl In The Life Magazine
I fell in love with the girl in the picture That I use to keep Carried her 'round in the back of my pocket She was always with me I imagine that I was a man of importance And she had a fancy for me And I use to dream she would call Crying her eyes out She had an obsession with me I was the love of her life And she was all mine The girl in the Life magazine The first time we met in an aisle At the market She was staring at me I knew even then we would share Something special And it was like chemistry I fell in love from the moment I saw her So I took her straight home with me And that's where I'd dream She would step right out of the picture And spend a while evening with me And oh how she hated to go Back to her picture The girl in the Life magazine All of my friends use to laugh Said I was certifiably mad 'Til the day that she came And she blew them away And asked me if I'd be her man It seems that she went and fel

Girl Friends And Sisters Week !
Girlfriend and Sister's Week I am only as strong as the coffee I drink, the hairspray I use and the friends I have. To the cool women that have touched my life. Here's to you! National Girlfriends Day What would most of us do without our sisters, confidants and shopping, lunching, and traveling girls? Let's celebrate each other for each other's sake! TO MY GIRLFRIENDS! If you get this twice you know you have more than one girlfriend. Be Happy! PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ALL OF YOUR GIRLFRIENDS AND RETURN IT TO THE FRIEND WHO SENT IT TO YOU! It is good to be a woman:

Girls Drive Me Coo Coo Pt 2 (3-9-07)
Pittsburgh is one of those cities i had an ex live in. lets say she's older than me and i was probably just her personality i liked. her looks were not great. which shows i dont care about looks not saying im good looking but i am who i am As i listen to some Korn, I think about how I drove all the wait out there. drove 7 hrs to see a girl i really thought i was gonna work with. i took a risk. when will a girl take a risk with me? don't see that happening unless im rolling in $$ Long distance relationships seem to be a common day theme with me. Not that I have any right now. I have a lot of friends on here.. maybe 4 or 5 really say hi to me. let alone more than that. Friends are not really a defined term for me. I can go into the dictionary to see the the definition. I am quick to get into something. Thats why recently i've had to end some chances at happiness. maybe cause i didn't know the person fully before getting involved. maybe i am scared to lose the person

Girls Vs. Grown Ass Women
GIRLS VS GROWN WOMEN Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown Women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits. Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it - using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come home. Grown women make you want to come home. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e. don't want him hanging with his friends). Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the "together time" even more special - and goe

Girls Night
iam SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOooOOO wasted. liek. its so funny.. like.. omg did i spell lije wrong? LOLOL that is gr8 with an ate! its not even 3 amanda si laughing why omg lolol this is funnl she pulled my pant down wait lol stop it ryan fisette is wantingg me to get bak togethr but im like no way you had me in freshman year. fresh fuclking meeeat lolol. oh jerenmy i fuckin luv you you dont understand i should call you omg did i say that? where the fuc is the eqarse button?

Girlfriend Having Surgery
I was just wanting to write this and ask everyone to stop by my girlfriends page and show her what CherryTap is really all about, being there for someone when they need support. Here's the deal with her, Monday, March 19th, she is going into the hospital, she will be there for a couple of days, she is going to have a little bit of surgery done, well alot in my eyes. Angel is going to go in have a complete Hysterectomy done. A couple of weeks ago she had Laparoscopy done and they found that she had endometriosis spread through out, so now the next step... Hysterectomy. She will be out of work anywhere from six to maybe eight weeks. So if everyone that reads this could, stop by here page and show here some real CT luv. If you want, add her, fan her or whatever. I will let everyone know how she did during and after the surgery. Thank you very much for taking the time to read this and talk to everyone soon. Her link is on my profile page. Once again, Thank You. Wildman lildevil @ Ch

Girl Finds Missing Dog's Head In Box On Doorstep
Girl finds missing dog's head in box on doorstep Story Highlights• Case "extraordinarily heinous," Humane Society official says • Police looking for suspects in "implied" terroristic threat • Pet's head came in box with Valentine's candy ST. PAUL, Minnesota (AP) -- A 17-year-old girl who spent weeks looking for her missing dog unwrapped a box left on her doorstep and found the pet's severed head inside, authorities said. Homicide investigators were looking into the case because of the "implied" terroristic threat, St. Paul Police Sgt. Jim Gray said. The Humane Society of the United States said Wednesday it was offering a reward of up to $2,500 for information leading to an arrest and conviction. "This was extraordinarily heinous," said Dale Bartlett, the Humane Society's deputy manager for animal cruelty issues. "I deal with hundreds and hundreds of cruelty cases each year. When I read about this case, it took my breath away. It's horrible." After Crystal Brown's 4-y

The Girl's Locker Room
The Girl's Locker Room It is the last class of the day and you are tired. Being a phys-ed instructor at the local high school is a demanding job and the girls have been giving you a hard time. Spring probably has something to do with the rambunctious nature of your charges but all their energy is wearing you out. Also, just looking at their young limber bodies, just budding into womanhood has you kind of horny. You don't usually think about such things while you're working but seeing those girls today in their tights as they went through their exercises turned you on. Your pussy has been hot and wet all afternoon and your nipples seem to be in a constant state of erection. The last class that you currently have doing gymnastics are the grade 12s. The eighteen and nineteen year-olds are stretching their bodies into a variety of sexual contortions. In one corner, the girls on the mats are doing split after split and looking at those long legs stretched so far apart makes you imagine o

Girls Versus Grown Women
Girls vs. Grown Women Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in. Girls want to control the man in their life.Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex. Grown women know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a man want to 'lock' you down. Girls fake-moan, lay there and take the stabbing. Grown women say, "Just stop", get up, get dressed and walk it out. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it--using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come. Grown women make you come home. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or go

Girls Night Out
Girls Night Out Why females should avoid a girl's night after they are married: The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him Midnight". He didn't seem p*ssed off at all. Phew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh shit!", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat,

Girls Leave A Coment On This
everyfemale on my list this is a stupid ? how many females fav postion is doggie and how many females on my list will let a guy get off in ther emouth leave a coment and if i think it is a good answer i will buy you a gift

A Girl Asked...
A girl asked a boy if she was pretty. He said no. She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever. He said no. She then asked him if he would cry if she walked away. He again said no. She had heard too much. She needed to leave. As she walked away, he grabbed her arm and told her to stay, he said, "You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever. I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die."

Girls Have Dirty Minds Too
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down. Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open, then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?" Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye." Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to

The Girl Without Hands
A certain miller had little by little fallen into poverty, and had nothing left but his mill and a large apple-tree behind it. Once when he had gone into the forest to fetch wood, an old man stepped up to him whom he had never seen before, and said, why do you plague yourself with cutting wood, I will make you rich, if you will promise me what is standing behind your mill. What can that be but my apple-tree, thought the miller, and said, yes, and gave a written promise to the stranger. He, however, laughed mockingly and said, when three years have passed, I will come and carry away what belongs to me, and then he went. When the miller got home, his wife came to meet him and said, tell me, miller, from whence comes this sudden wealth into our house. All at once every box and chest was filled, no one brought it in, and I know not how it happened. He answered, it comes from a stranger who met me in the forest, and promised me great treasure. I' in return, have promised him what stands beh

The Girl
a girl of almost 18 years stood on the field, lacrosse stick in hand, pullin at her uniform because of the unsightly bulges the kilt and the spandex shirt created and amplified. She was playin defense for the first time since 7th grade and had no idea what to do. Looking through a caged vision (due to the cage goggles), she spied her mom standin on the hill along with a few other parents and students rooting for the team. Her mom didnt cheer or show any emotion. She stood off to the side, hands clasped in front of her, just watching the game through her black sunglasses. part way through the game, the girl looks up and watches her mom turn her back and walk away from the game to her shiny silver mercedes benz. something her mom said earlier came back to her; "your sister has a game at 4, i'll stop there and then go to yours". the girl's shoulder slumped visibly as she watched her mom's car pull away, betting she was going to her little sister's lacrosse game. it was bad eno

Girl Died After Being Accidentally Shot In The Chin
San Juan County Sheriff's Office deputies arrested an 18-year-old man Wednesday night for the March 18 killing of 15-year-old Kailie Sitta. Daniel Vargas, of Farmington, was charged with involuntary manslaughter and tampering with evidence, both fourth-degree felonies, according to Lt. Tyler Truby. If convicted of both charges, Vargas faces three years in prison. Although the investigation is ongoing, deputies believe Vargas had a handgun at the home March 18 and accidentally fired it, Truby said. A bullet struck Sitta in the chin and was lodged in the back of her neck. Vargas allegedly shot Sitta at around 4:30 a.m. March 18 outside 603 Taos Ave., where his brother, Adam Vargas, lives, an arrest affidavit states. Adam Vargas told deputies that a group of people gathered at his house March 17 after spending time at Morgan Lake. Several other witnesses to the shooting said a group of people, including adults and juveniles, were drinking and having a party at the home, the

Girls, Photography And Honesty
I last night I went to the Ivy with a friend and we met these two hot blonde girls wearing Dolce Gabbana from head to toe. While I went to the restroom my friend told the girls that I was a world renowed photographer looking for new models to shoot. Oldest trick in the book. But because, I’m such a nice person. These girls believed it. We then went to have a bar to have more drinks I found out what my friend did out after I had spent the night at Cassi’s place. We were all drunk. Now what? I don’t like pretending to be something I’m not. I’m very honest and don’t have the “Player” mentality like my friend has. It seems like everyone was using everyone. Except for me as I wasn’t using anyone as I did not know. I was perturbed when I found out. My friend says he was doing me a favor for helping him out before. Should I even say anything? Then again the girls didn’t ask. Don’t ask don’t tell. I need to figure this one out by Wednesday as I’m seeing Cassie again. Tired to figure this

Girls Night Out
Had a girl night out on saturday. it was funny, i stopped at the package store to pick up my ingredients to make lemon drop martinis. my brother in law was there and asked what i was up to. when i said that i was having a girls night out, all the guys in there just started cheering and saying that they loved girls night out. i was laughing. then one jackass who didn't know the meaning of girls night out asked if he could crash our party. lmao! um....NO! started off at my friend stacey's had a double lemon drop martini there. then went to our friends crystal party where we pigged out on food and i drank about a pint of lemon drop martini. then stacey wanted to go home at 9:30. well she can say that. she doesn't have kids, so she really does not know the true value of a girls night out! lol. instead of going home, i went to my favorite hang out. had a few beers with some friends. did some jaeger bombs and ended up dancing on some tables. hadn't done that in quite a long time! too lon

A Girl Returns To A Master.
As I said in my Blog talking about Mustang.. that was the first Collar I held.. as well as only the first time I collared to him. This time I will speak of my second collaring to him. This one is a bit harder to write of. As I've said previously I still held a fondness.. a love of Mustang. I thought things would be the same between him and I. They stayed mostly the same.. though, they were not. Because of the ways of Gor that I trained myself so deeply in. I could not handle the leniancy he gave me. I had lost some of the things he taught me and I felt ashamed for it. I started to feel as if I needed him more than he needed me. The role of a submissive is to serve her Master.. In the gorean ways I had learned to serve my Master physically.. serving him drinks.. dancing for him.. the such. Under Mustang things were very much an emotional mental thing to serve him. I did not understand that so much anymore. I was in a way my own downfall to things not working out this

Girlfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend! No way! No way! I think you need a new one Hey! Hey! You! You! I could be your girlfriend Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you like me No way! No way! No it's not a secret Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to be your girlfriend You're so fine I want you mine You're so delicious I think about ya all the time You're so addictive Don't you know what I could do to make you feel alright? (alright alright alright alright) Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious Hell yeah I'm the mother (fucking) princess I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right (I'm right I'm right I'm right) She's like so whatever You could do so much better I think we should get together now And that's what everyone's talking about! Hey! Hey! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend! No way! No way! I think you need a new one Hey! Hey! You! You! I could be your girlfriend Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you like me No

Girls Night Out.....
THE OTHER NIGHT I WAS INVITED FOR A NIGHT WITH "THE GIRLS." I TOLD MY HUSBAND THAT I WOULD BE HOME BY MIDNIGHT, "I PROMISE!" WELL, THE HOURS PASSED AND THE MARGARITAS WENT DOWN WAY TOO EASY. AROUND 3 A.M., A BIT LOADED, I HEADED FOR HOME. JUST AS I GOT IN THE DOOR, THE CUCKOO CLOCK IN THE HALL STARTED UP AND CUCKOOED 3 TIMES. QUICKLY REALIZING MY HUSBAND WOULD PROBABLY WAKE UP, I CUCKOOED ANOTHER 9 TIMES. I WAS REALLY PROUD OF MYSELF FOR COMING UP WITH SUCH A QUICK-WITTED SOLUTION, IN ORDER TO ESCAPE A POSSIBLE CONFLICT WITH HIM. (EVEN WHEN TOTALLY SMASHED...3 CUCKOOS PLUS 9 CUCKOOS TOTALS 12 CUCKOOS = MIDNIGHT.) THE NEXT MORNING MY HUSBAND ASKED ME WHAT TIME I GOT IN, AND I TOLD HIM "MIDNIGHT." HE DIDN'T SEEM PISSED OFF AT ALL. WHEW! GOT AWAY WITH THAT ONE. THEN HE SAID, "WE NEED A NEW CUCKOO CLOCK." WHEN I ASKED HIM WHY, HE SAID, "WELL, LAST NIGHT OUR CLOCK CUCKOOED THREE TIMES, THEN SAID, "OH SHIT", CUCKOOED 4 MORE TIMES, CLEARED IT

Girls And Internet
Some observations I've made about girls on the internet. I reckon anyone who knows me knows I'm not here looking for love or sex or anything like that. Just pissing away my boredom. I've surfed through hundreds of web pages on like myspace, stickam, and here. A few very common things I come across are: Pervert Attention: Girls claiming they don't like the guys being perverts to them and the attention they get from those guys. But guys who are just out to be friends and shoot the shit get ignored eventually. If you pay attention, you'll see it. I think it's because girls on these sites have a pretty low self-esteem to start with. And even if the attention is somewhat negative they enjoy it as ultimately they are in total control. They can get those perverts to do anything if they believe they'll see some titties. Hilarious hypocrisy: I know you've seen this. You go onto a girls page who is ranting about how she is not a piece of meat and she will not show you a

Girls Only
Would you makeout with me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already have ;) Would you sleep with me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Am I attractive? [] Heck no [ ] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [] Yes [] No I look like.. [] A player [] a wifey/hubbie [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] A friend [] A friend with benefits [] A possibility [] A loser [] A stud If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. ?? [] Hook up with me [] Cuddle with me [] Date me [] Friends [] Friends with benefits [] marry me [] have sex On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 What would you want me to be to you? [] Friend [] Girlfriend/Boyfriend [] Friend with benefits [] Husband/Wife Would you give me a lap dance? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Are you going to repost this so i ca

Girls Only
Would you kiss me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already have ;) Would you ask me out? [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Am I attractive? [] Heck no [ ] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [] Yes [] No I look like.. [] A player [] a wife/husband [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] A friend [] A friend with benefits [] A possibility [] A loser [] A stud If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. ?? [] Hook up with me [] Cuddle with me [] Date me [] Friends [] Friends with benefits [] marry me [] have sex Would you let me kiss you?? [] Yes [] No [] Maybe On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 What would you want me to be to you? [] Friend [] Girlfriend/Boyfriend [] Friend with benefits [] Husband/Wife Are you going to repost this so i can answer for you? [] Yes [] No SEND THIS T

A Girl Called Me
Never fight these tears When they refuse to fall, Let yourself be free And you'll get through it all. Just dream these dreams you hold Inside your mind and heart, Keep them close to you Don't let them fall apart. Please keep wishing wishes That you want to come true, And pray for strength and love So they will come to you. Be strong, just be a fighter When a hero you can't be Because you are the hero Who has saved a girl called me.

Girls
girls BE HONEST! **YES or NO** - - - - - - YES or N0 Ugly? : Kind? : Loud? : Shy? : Weird? : Selfish? : Ghetto? : Crazy?: Nice? : Mean?: Immature? : Rude?: Cool? : Stupid? : Caring? : Mature? : A friend? : More than a friend? : Talkative? Boring? Hott : Creative? : Smart? : A flirt? : A psycho? Athletic? : Confusing? : Sweet? : Annoying? : Funny? : Hyper? : Laid back? Perfect? : - - - - - - iF Y0U C0ULD Give me a new name, what would it be ?: Hook me up with someone, who would it be ?: Do one thing with me, it would be ?: Drop me one piece of advice, it would be ?: - - - - - - W0ULD Y0U Kiss me ?: Have sex with me ?: Ever go out with me ?:If you already have, would you do it again ? Marry me if you could ?: Ever talk bad about me if we were to break up ? - - - - - - QUESTi0NS What is my phone number?: Which song reminds you of me?: When is my birthday?: Who is/are my best friend/s?: Where did we meet?: Have you ever had

Girl/guy Facts
When she wants a hug she will just stand there. When you break a girls heart, she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later. When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful. When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future. When a girl says, "I miss you, " no one in this world can miss you more than that. When a girl is mean to you after a breakup she wants you back, but she's scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever.

Girly Survey
What color is your bra? Not wearing one baby!!! ooh yeah!! Hair, up or down? at work, so in a tight braid. Do you straighten your hair? not for about 15 years. Do you worry about the size of your boobs? yes. What's your favorite girly magazine? More (Does anyone remember Taxi from the 80s, that was the BEST!!) What's your Favorite mascara? Anything from MAC Small or large purse? medium-ish In your purse, what are your must haves? haven't carried a purse in about 8 years, but when I did, my cigs, condoms, lighter, eyeliner and phonebook. Jeans or skirts? Jeans Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that's uncomfortable? yup Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a guy? definately What's your favorite color(s)? black and red Do you consider yourself girly? only sometimes Heel or Flats? heels baby!! thought hardly ever anymore Did you ever cry during a romantic movie? sometimes. Would you leave the house without make

Girly Survey!!
What color is your bra? UHH LiKE iM GONNA TELL YOU TAHT!!! THATS FOR MY HUBBY TO KNOW!!! Hair, up or down? UP! Do you straighten your hair? YEAH SOMETiMES! Do you worry about the size of your boobs? NOPE NOT AT ALL! MY HUBBY LOVES THEM SO YEAH!!! What's your favorite girly magazine? SHiT iDK! What's your Favorite mascara? MAYBELiNE! Small or large purse? MEDiUM! In your purse, what are your must haves? CELL PHONE AND MAKE UP!! Jeans or skirts? Jeans! Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that's uncomfortable? NO.. LOL! Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a guy? UHH NO!!! What's your favorite color(s)? BLACK AND BABY BLUE!! Do you consider yourself girly? NOT REALLY.. i MEAN SORTA!! Heel or Flats? FLiP FLOPS!! Did you ever cry during a romantic movie? SOMETiMES!! Would you leave the house without makeup on? YEAH! Wal*Mart or Target? WAL MART!! Do you consider making out "unladylike"? NO! On the scale o

Girlfriend Application
sEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! Ladies TiTLE iT "BOYFRiEND APPLiCATiON" Fellas TiTLE iT "" GiRLFRiEND APPLiCATION 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Birthday:. 5. Hobbies: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. Would you ever ask me out? 5. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 6. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 7. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 8.Would you walk on the beach with me? 9. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 10. Do you/have you talked about me? 11. Do you think I'm a good person? 12. Would u take a nap with me? 13.Do you think I'm cute? 14. If you could change anything about me -would you? 15.Would you dance with me? 16.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 17. Would you go to "myspace.com/soccerbabe1592" and add it ? 18. If we w

Girls Vs. Women
Girls leave their schedule wide open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in. Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it...using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come. Grown women make you come home. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e, don't want him hanging with his friends). Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special...and goes to kick it with her own friends! Girls think a guy

Girl's Night Out
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well nev

A Girl Can Dream
I have too many people pulling at my heart strings. One of which I would truly love to have for all times sake. The children I don't mind because I am mom after all. The others just don't know. The ydon't realize the typ of affect they have on me. How I manage to keep it all in is beyond me but none the less it is there. I like to be wild and just want some one who is willing to be wild with me. Seriously. Some one to which I am comfortable telling everything to, the good, the bad, and the ugly. Then not feeling like I am judged for it. There is no one out there like that for me I don't think. I used to think that fairytales exsists and people will except you for who you are. Alas, that is not true. There are always strings attached and hidden motives behind everyone who I come incontact with. Or at least that is the way it feels to me. Why do I always distrust so much? I want to trust but I find that hard to accomplish. I trust my children (to a point.....I know kids will be kids), ye

Girl Of My Dreams
There's a girl I know. A girl that means so much to me. A girl that makes my troubles melt away. My feelings hard to show. This song's so I can make her see, that I long to have her in my arms one day. But I know that I'll never get the chance. Its so hard for me to find romance. But I have to let her know. Girl, I have to let you know; that I wish someday I could know you better. Take my hand, and maybe I'll show you forever; and girl I just cant wait, for the nighttime. Because you're there each time I sleep; Girl of my dreams. Shes with me every night. I wish my dreams were my reality. It's there shes in my arms, so safe and tight. I've slept so safe and sound. Yet morning is so cruel to me; because when I wake I realize, she's nowhere to be found. But I know at night, I'll sleep again. I can't wait to sleep, because I'll see her then. Yet for now the day ahead, daydreams of her will always fill my head. The night goes by too fast for me. I wish i

A Girly Song.
"Fall To Pieces" I look away Then I look back at you You try to say The things that you can't undo If I had my way I'd never get over you Today's the day I pray that we make it through Make it through the fall Make it through it all [Chorus:] And I don't wanna fall to pieces I just want to sit and stare at you I don't want to talk about it And I don't want a conversation I just want to cry in front of you I don't want to talk about it Cuz I'm in Love With you You're the only one, I'd be with till the end When I come undone You bring me back again Back under the star Back into your arms [Chorus] I was working on a story that I have been writing for about 2 years now, and I have my music on and this song came on. I dont know why I thought I wanted to make this a blog but I did, oh well. I have decided that I need to start finishing things that I have started. So I found 2 of my old stories (of course only about a chapter done a piece) and I am diggin

Girls
how is it i can find a girl for everyone else but not me, you know im not a bad looking guy from what a lot of people say but how is it i can always find a girl for one of my friends but i cant never find on for me? everytime i see a girl i show my friends because i think that they would like her but when i go searching for a girl i cant find one or the ones i talk to are too far away. and i dont mean any of this in a sexual way i just want to find a cool girl who likes to have fun and who is out-going and loves to laugh because frankly im a funny ass guy! but i got a good personality and love to do new things but its just i guess i have no luck with girls and i dont know why. i guess its because i do more for others than i do for myself but if anyone has any thought about this please let me know something. and no im not gay so dont even think about it!!!!!

Girlish/boyish
You Are 50% Boyish and 50% Girlish You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch. Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes. You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them. You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. How Boyish or Girlish Are You? well.. Thats accurate! O.o

Girl's Night Out
Friday night I went back to my childhood. Had a slumber party with some of my female cousins. There was me-32, my sis-33, Charity-28, Chasity-24, Patricia-18, Brittany-17, and Tiffany-17. We did pedicures, facials, hairdos, played truth or dare...which resulted in all of us playing mother-may-I in the front yard at 3:00am in our bra and panties. I know Charity's neighbors will forever remember this night as well as we will. You know that when a group of women get together, there is never a quiet moment. So, just imagine this mother-may-I game going on. Oh yeah. It was fucking hilarious!!!! I still haven't figured out how the hanging ferns got set on fire. But I do know somebody must have forgotten to water them, cause those bitches burned REAL quick!!! LMAO Damn, I love my family!!!! Our next outing is for memorial day weekend. We are all going camping. This is for all of us cousins. There will be 32 of us total going, if nothing comes up. All I can say is God have me

Girl's
Why do alot of the ladys in here look like a bunch of desperate cheap hookers? Don't any of them have morals or self respect just because you look like a cheap hooker you think guys are going to drop there jaws for you, well think again its, only your titts and ass they are staring at, not you they don't care a thing about you, they just know you look cheap and easy and its maybe a guarenteed piece of ass if they talk to you. It's sad and pathetic how some of you show yourselves on here. Have some kind of respect for yourself and others people you'll never be happy in life looking like a hooker.

Girl's Night Out
Girl's Night Out Imagine that you go out one night to a really nice bar with your friends and have a few cocktails ... They taste so good, so you have a few more and then the DJ plays your favorite oldie -- 'I Will Survive,' so you're off to the dance floor . After an hour or so of shakin' your goodies, the DJ plays that irritating head-banging music , so you rejoin the group for a rest and another cocktail, or three You notice a group of men standing nearby and one of them is looking at you. You look back at him and there is tangible chemistry between the two of you. YOU buy him a drink He lik! es a wo man who is not afraid to buy a man a drink. He approaches you to chat and you get along really well. When the time seems perfect for both of you, he leans over and kisses you . You have never been kissed like this before, an electric kiss and a tingle shudders through your entire body and you don't want it to stop. "I don't usually do thi

Girls Comming Home From The Hospital
Ok yeah i am nervous, Heather and leslie are coming home from the hospital today. They are both doing real good. I wanted to let all that have call that we appreciate the thoughts and gifts.

Girlfriend Application
Now don't flame me just because I'm honest :) I'm single, travel way too much, and I'm damn picky. Now if any of you women know any decent women you can refer me someone, that would be cool. Requirements: No psychos no felony convictions no long term mental illness no Vegans no airheads (must have some standards lol) Must be able to at least make light and fluffy pancakes(not that you will be doing much cooking, I usually do that). 1. Do you have a job? 2. Do you have a car? 3. What is the state capital of Oregon, and why does almost no one live there? 4. Can you wear 5" heels? Do you like to? 5. Can you wear 6" heels? Why? 6. You have 3 bottles of wine in front of you, which of these 3 would I prefer and which would I throw in the trash Pinot Noir Merlot boxed Pinot Griggio Seranzo 7. It is your choice of movies to watch on DVD, which would you prefer to watch? Fried Green Tomatoes Bridges of Madison County Akira Kurosawa's Ran Save the Last Da

Girls Fart To....
I must have been around 8 or 9, sadly under the impression that only boys farted. I guess it was a guy thing. Girls did not burp or fart, somehow they had been trained to suppress these functions. So I am sitting near the fence that separates my back yard from the house behind mine. Quiet, introspective, when I hear some giggling. Seems the neighbor girl had some friends over. I listened, curious little george that I was. I heard them talk about some of the boys I knew, some I didn't. After a few minutes I heard one girl say to the group "wait....here pull my" and before she finished the statement, this little girl blew out a tire popping fart. The group of girls just broke down laughing so hard. I was in shock. Never before had I heard such a display of macho behavior in a girl. This moment caused me to think what else do girls do when boys aren't around.

Girls In My Circle!!
When I was little, I used to believe in the concept of one best friend, and then I started to become a woman. And then I found out that if you allow your heart to open up, God would show you the best in many friends. One friend is needed when you're going through things with your man. Another friend is needed when you're going through things with your mom. Another will sit beside you in the bleachers as you delight in your children and their activities. Another when you want to shop, share, heal, hurt, joke, or just be. One friend will say, "Let's cry together," another, "Let's fight together," another, "Let's walk away together." One friend will meet your spiritual need, another your shoe fetish, another your love for movies, another will be with you in your season of confusion, another wil

Girls Only...literally
Just more of my perversity. Dani and Anna staggered a little as they made their way up to the door. As a team, they managed to get the key in the door and the door open, giggling at how difficult it proved to be. Dani flopped down on the couch as Anna went into the bedroom. She came back out and slammed the door “Shit!” Dani looked up startled, “What’s a matter hon?” “Ah, that asshole took off and went up to see a buddy of his for the weekend.” Dani shrugged and giggled, “So, that’s a good thing. Don’t have to deal with him for two whole days.” Anna shrugged and slumped down on the couch next to Dani. “Yeah, I know…but I wanted him here tonight.” She laughed and growled, “dammit, I’m horny!” Dani laughed and leaned over close to Anna. “Honey, you don’t need HIM to take care of that!” They had kissed and joked around before, but never much else. Anna was determined to put that to the test. She leaned in and met Dani half way. Putting one hand on Dani’s stockin

A Girl
A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, he said no. She asked if he would want to be with her forever... and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry. Once again he replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said... Your not pretty your beautiful. I don’t want to be with you forever. I need to be with you forever. I wouldn’t cry if you walked away. I’d die!

A Girl
here i am, 18 years old and living in dorchester, I have no girlfriend, i feel that i am too ugly, or not good enough, I just want a girlfriend so i coul have someone to chill with, to enjoy my life. I don't know, it seems like all the girls out here are players themselves, i'm a good man, i take care of myself and whoever i'm with. Ladies only, if you think you could help me, meaning be that girl, please hit me up

Girl
Ok, i know this is pathetic, but as mentioned before, i need a girlfriend, i kno it seems kind of desperate, but i really don't give a crap no more, i just need someone in my life, i been single too long and it's time to get back on deck, because honestly, just sitting around on the ocmputer is not fun anymore. but the sucky thing is, i go out to the malls, and i see all these good looking girls, and they just look at me like i was shit, not cool. I know i'm a nice guy, i treat women the right way, i don't believe in violence against women or harming htem in anyway. If you like, and want to learn more, please feel free to contact.

Girl You Know It's True
This is a song for the girl I love, and you know who you are: I'm in love with you girl 'cause you're on my mind, You're the one I think about most every time. And when you pack a smile in everything you do, Don't you understand, girl, this love is true. You're soft, succulent so sweet and thin That's kind of like a vision upon your skin. It lightens up my day, and that's oh so true. Together we're one separated we're two. To make you all mine, all mine is my desire. 'Cause you contain a quality, you that I admire. You're pretty plain and simple, you rule my world so try to understand. I'm in love girl, I'm in so love girl. I'm just in love girl, and this is true. Girl, you know it's true. Ooh, ooh, ooh I love you. Yes, you know it's true. Ooh, ooh, ooh I love you. Girl, you know it's true. My love is for you. Girl, you know it's true. My love is for you. This is some sort of thing, girl, I can't explain, My emotions start up when I hear your name. Maybe your

Girl You Know Its True
For all those times you stood by me For all the truth that you made me see For all the joy you brought to my life For all the wrong that you made right For every dream you made come true For all the love I found in you I'll be forever thankful baby You're the one who held me up Never let me fall You're the one who saw me through through it all love you

Girlfriend Application (lol Wonder If Any One Will Accully Do This)
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18.Would you dance with me? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 20.Would u fuck me What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.

Girlfriend Application. Lol.
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Birthday: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16.WOULD U LOVE ME? 17.Do you think I'm cute? 18. If you could change anything about me -would you? 19.Would you dance with me? 20.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: 5.Body: W0ULD Y0U... [] go out with me? [] give me your number? [] kiss me? [] let me ki

Girls Just Want To Have Fun
Join me in my true love for life... I am in love with life. If you open your mind you will realize that life is just amazing. Try not to let your religious and cultural prejudices stand in the way of learning something new or understanding something differently. What seems one way to one person can seem very different to another. What would be correct and good in one instance can be wrong under other circumstances. Therefore, I consider the opinions of others as I do the words from a friend's conversation; to be considered alongside my own and carefully weighed and thought about. We are all brothers and sisters in humanity. I hope that you can know the joy and humility of realizing the many similarities we share with other cultures, even with their ethological constructs so seemingly dissimilar from our own. Ultimately, I would like to build bridges to greater understanding and empathy. It is not that I believe there is no evil in the world; for there surely is, and it must be deal

Girls Girls Girls
Dear readers: So many of my male friends have asked me to share some of my secrets wondering how or why I am so popular with Ladies. So I decided to give all my guys friends reading my newsletters some tips on how to respectfully and intelligently deal with women. Of course now and then I receive emails from guys (and girls) wondering about my image because of all the pretty people exposed on Myspace siteClick here Some concerned people are judging me harshly and "assume" all sorts of things that are so far from reality. Some wrote to me saying "Well Dr. Turi is you don't take all those girls down from your sites people will think you are a playboy and not exactly ready for a serious relationship" but to all of them I say; "I was happily married for 13 years with Brigitte and I have what it takes to be in a solid relationship and love, respect and honor my mate". First realize that being highly spiritual does not mean not having fun and appreciate friends, beauty and all the

A Girl's Prayer
A Girls Prayer: Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy is thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks, When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?" One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin, In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen! I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to shag my best friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the creep you sent me instead. Amen. A Boy's Prayer: Lord, I pray for a nympho with huge boobs who owns a beer store. Amen

Girls Vs. Boys
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and! I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes." He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?" Tom leaned over, touched his wife

A Girl Like Me?
Today, i was fired from my job. Seems simple enough, doesn't it? This is not the case however. My (now ex) boss informed that not only have there been several complaints about my attitude towards customers (in the whole 6 days that i have worked there) but that members of staff have backed these complaints up....i wouldn't be bothered about this if these complaints were to be of truth. From day one of working there, i met a delightfully bitchy worker that has now taken great liberty in getting me the sack as she was jealous of my friendships with the male staff who all happen to fancy the pants off her. ( No idea why....she looks like a slightly demented chipmunk). The Boss went on to explain (not so blatantly but blatant enough) that: 'The staff say you don't pull your weight, they don't like you and, if you continue working here, things will not be as pleasant as you'd first hoped.' At this he did not stop but went on to explain: 'You have a choice. You can either walk out of here

Girls Poem
I shave my legs,I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber,but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook; I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles,at any cost. And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost. I never forget, an important date. I don't watch movies with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay, to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just because I'm assertive,don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams,my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, but jewelry's best. Look at me,you idiot...not at my chest!!!!! I don't have a problem, with expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, you look at the ceiling.

A Girls First Time
Assume you are a girl, (if you are a boy) It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him ;more room for an easy entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses ;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you

Girls Night Out
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well nev

Girlfriend App
Girlfriend Application Finding a girlfriend is a remarkably difficult procedure. Believe me, I speak from personal experience. Basically, I'm tired of meeting the crazies, so I have devised a way to help move along the screening procedure. Besides, who doesnt want their own personal Andy? WANTED Nice girl somewhere near the 25-30 age range for passionate, romantic relationship with an incredibly awesome 29-year-old guy, who for merely the sake of argument we'll call Andy. JOB RESPONSIBILITIES Tolerating/enjoying my company on a daily basis Telling me that everything's okay when I fervently believe that it's not Seeing everyday as an adventure Appreciating me for what I am as well as what I am not Teaching me exactly what it means to be a great guy (i have my moments) Being there when needed WAGES/SALARY All of my heart MISCELLANEOUS BENEFITS As many massages as you require. Someone to listen. A shoulder to cry on. A date for Valentine's Day or

"girls Vs Grown Women"
"Girls vs Grown Women" Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits. Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in "me" time and use it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad ones. Girls make you come home. Grown women make you want to come home. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with

Girl Anachronism
Girl Anachronism Artist: Dresdon Dolls Album: Dresdon Dolls Year: 2004 Submitted by: sophie you can tell from the scars on my arms and cracks in my hips and the dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that i'm not the carefullest of girls you can tell from the glass on the floor and the strings that're breaking and i keep on breaking more and it looks like i am shaking but it's just the temperature and then again if it were any colder i could disengage if i were any older i would act my age but i dont think that youd believe me it's not the way i'm meant to be it's just the way the operation made me and you can tell from the state of my room that they let me out too soon and the pills that i ate came a couple years too late and ive got some issues to work through there i go again pretending to be you make-believing that i have a soul beneath the surface trying to convince you it was accidentally on purp

Girls Only
If you want boys to answer this then post "GUYS ONLY" If you want girls to answer this then post "GIRLS ONLY" If you want BOTH to answer this then post "BI SEXUALS" and be completely honest. what would you do if? 1. I was right next to you: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. I started smoking: 5. I was hospitalized: 6. I was drunk: 7. i hugged u 8. I asked you to leave: 9. I asked you out: what do you think about my? 10. personality: 11. eyes: 12. hair: 13. body: would you? 14. be my friend? 15. keep a secret if i told you one? 16. kiss me? 17. go on a date with me? 18. keep in touch? 19. date me? have you ever? 20. lied to make me feel better? 21. wanted to kiss me? 22. wanted to bite me? 23. kept something important from me? 24. wanted to cuddle with me? and more. 25. who are you? 26. are we friends? 27. when and how did we meet? 28. describe me in one word: 29. what was your first impression? 30. what reminds you of me?

Girls
5 reasons not to be a penis... 1. You're bald your whole life. 2. You have a hole in your head. 3. Your neighbors are nuts. 4. The guy behind you is an ass hole and... 5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint.

Girls Night Out....thats Y I Took The Battery Out Of Mine!!
Girls Night Out The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise." Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3:00 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed.....3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = midnight.) The next morning my husband asked my what time I got in and I told him "midnight." He didn't seem upset at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, "Oh shit", cuckooed 4 more times, clear

Girls Only
If you want boys to answer this then post "BOYS ONLY" If you want girls to answer this then post "GIRLS ONLY" If you want BOTH to answer this then post "BI SEXUALS" and be completely honest. what would you do if? 1. I was right next to you: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. I started smoking: 5. I was hospitalized: 6. I was drunk: 7. I hugged you: 8. I asked you to leave: 9. I asked you out: what do you think about my? 10. personality: 11. eyes: 12. hair: 13. body: would you? 14. be my friend? 15. keep a secret if i told you one? 16. kiss me? 17. go on a date with me? 18. keep in touch? 19. date me? have you ever? 20. lied to make me feel better? 21. wanted to kiss me? 22. wanted to bite me? 23. kept something important from me? 24. wanted to cuddle with me? and more. 25. who are you? 26. are we friends? 27. when and how did we meet? 28. describe me in one word: 29. what was your first impression? 30. what reminds you of me

Girlfriend 1.0 Upgrade
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker-night 10.3 and Beer-bash 2.5 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to purge Wife 1.0 from my system. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 1.0 but uninstall does not work on this program. Can you help me? Dear Sir, This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It

Girl Language.
When i walk away from you mad [ Follow me ] When i stare at your mouth [ Kiss me ] When i push you or hit you [ Grab me and dont let go ] When i start cussing at you [ Kiss me and tell me you love me ] When im quiet [ Ask me whats wrong ] When i ignore you [ Give me your attention ] When i pull away [ Pull me back ] When you see me at my worst [ Tell me im beautiful ] When you see me start crying [ Hold me and tell me everything will be alright ] When you see me walking [ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ] If i dont call you [ Its because im waiting for you to call me ] When im scared [ Protect me ] When i lay my head on your shoulder [ Tilt my head up and kiss me ] When i grab at your hands [ Hold mine and play with my fingers ] When i tease you [ Tease me back and make me laugh ] When i dont answer for a long time [ reassure me that everything is okay ] When i look at you with doubt [ Back yourself up ] When i s

Girls , Girls , Girls
Well I do not know what to do !! I am not trying to be a dog , a player, or user. When in high school I could not get a girl if my life depended on it! I joined the military and that is where I met my wife. Now in my 40's and I have gotten so many ladies who want to do things with me. Now understand , I am just being myself! but a few mths ago I met this lady very cute very agressive in getting what she wanted and in this case it was me! I have never cheatted on my wife till a few mths ago!! then she moved back home .WEST...well now in her place there are 2 more.. like I said I am not going after anyone they come to me .. I always believed myself to be a short bald fat man. but I am myself and don't throw out the one liners and talk bullshit! well I went out this afternoon to talk to one of these lovely ladies! and as we talked she said check this out and pulled up her top and stuck my hands right on her tits!! and kissed me!! now all you lovely ladies have added me to you friend

Girlfriend 7.0 To Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Golfing 3.6. I can\'t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I\'m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn\'t work on Wife 1.0 . Please help! Thanks, Troubled User..... _____________________________________ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible t

Girlfriend Application
EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GIRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Birthday: 5.Sexual Orientation "Straight,Bi,Gay,Unsure": HERE COMES THE FUN ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't befor? 11. Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16. Would you spend the night at my house? 17. Do you think I'm cute? 18. If you could change anything about me - 19. Would you dance with me? 20. Would you come over for

Girls Don't Let A Man Run You
I am talking about to all guys they thinks they are gods gift to women. Well i have some thing that a man can not take away from me. That guys is my strengh to sy no i will not do what you want on cam. I have changed my ways about things now. I have the reins not him and I will hold on to those reins until i feel I have the right person to take over the reins. So guys you are going to find me a tough nut to crack. And girls don't let let a man try to run your life. you have control take it and run

The Girl
The girl lurking in the forgotten shadows of life. Forgotten by all who once knew her bright shining face. Misery controls her lonely soul. She is slowly dying inside. Wishing for the one who can bring her to life. Look into her eyes...the broken windows to her miserable soul. Screaming inside for someone to understand her pain. In a broken heart, her tears will forever fall. Only wanting to be understood by the ones she once loved. Crying forever... pleading to be loved. Disgusted with everything about herself. This is what she saw every time she looked in the mirror...Come to find out... That girl was Me....

The Girl
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says, "Okay, but you owe me..." jokingly. Not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you and I care... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you.. I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss.. I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything.. I'm the girl

Girlfriend Application
GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION Current mood: horny TELL ME........ BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: OTHER: 0. Are u a virgin? 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who is your favorite rapper? 3. Do you drink/smoke? 4. Do you like the rain? 5. If so...would you play in it with me? 6. Would you give me a lap dance? 7. Would you like for me to give you a lap dance? 8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? 9. Would you kiss my neck? 10. Do you play any sports? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw each other? 13. How would you rate your kisses from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on you? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, prick, slut etc)? 17. Would you give me a kiss just because? 18. Would u sleep in the same bed wit me? 19. Would u take me home to meet your parents? 20. Would u

A Girls Prayer
Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face Bless his hair that tends to curl Keep him safe from all the girls Bless his arms that are so strong Keep his hands where they belong Bless his dick, the one i sucked Bless the bed, in which we fucked And if my Mom happened to walk in Bless the shit I'd be in. Amen!

The Girl In My Dreams
perfect as can be and yes i can see, what you really mean to me, you are in my dreams standing beside a tree, why can i just will you to be, i haven`t meet you yet this is true, but have always dreamed about you, your hair is brown and you eyes are blue, haunting me everyday i am without you, i know you are real just haven`t found you yet, there are so many things i want to get, like an umbrella to keep you from getting wet, i would hug and kiss you all the time if you let, me come to you where ever you are, i keep wishing on my shining star, even drove for miles in my car, been to every little fucking bar, why cant i find you, where are you at, i have a pet she is a cat, she likes to play with my baseball hat, yeah i know hard to imagine that, see you in my dreams how i wish you were real, then i could show you the way i really feel, be like the fairy tale Jack and Jill, and carry our pails up and down the hill, why cant i get you out of my head, go to sleep and dreams of you instead,

Girlfriend Lyrics
Girlfriend lyrics [Chorus] Hey! Hey! You! You! I don’t like your girlfriend! No way! No way! I think you need a new one Hey! Hey! You! You! I could be your girlfriend Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you like me No way! No way! You know it’s not a secret Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to be your girlfriend [Verse 1] You’re so fine I want you mine You’re so delicious I think about ya all the time You’re so addictive Don’t you know what I could do to make you feel alright? Don’t pretend I think you know I’m damn precious And Hell Yeah I’m the motherfucking princess I can tell you like me too and you know I’m right [Bridge:] She’s like so whatever And you could do so much better I think we should get together now And that’s what everyone’s talking about! [Chorus:] Hey! Hey! You! You! I don’t like your girlfriend! No way! No way! I think you need a new one Hey! Hey! You! You! I could be your girlfriend Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you like me

Girls Night Out!
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst... my wife came home with no panties!!" "That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuc

Girls Girls Girls
Aww Women can't live with them can't live without them but James Brown said it better This a man's world but it wouldn't be nothing with out a woman from the moment I started notice girls when i was in 7th grade and in high school mannnn full blown girls aren't just objects of lust but some are amazing when you get to know them for every bad apple there is a good apple tree I'm a guy a fine woman always makes me do a double take and I'm not the picky type either I love all women but maybe its true when you find the right one you know aw well back to the running thoughts in my head i.e boobs,butts and a sexy smile hey i am a guy after all lol

Girls Dreams
A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?" A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals." "The teacher asked, "Really, and what four little animals would that be sugar?" The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in my bed and of course, I'll need a jackass to pay for all of it." The teacher fainted.

Girls Night
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well

The Girl I Fell In Love With
has a boyfriend a husband or both likes the things that i wrote and quotes them to me as she's soothing her new man's thighs never loved me that's what she told me she was confused i was her refuge from abuse or at the time she was too loose with her lips loved me before now unsure if i wait she can offer me more but i shouldnt wait because she might change her mind over time she said thinks she wasted x amount of years after she tasted the club and was touched the right way by a guy with sandals doesnt think it will work and though it hurts she has to move on after i changed to the way she wanted me to be now she's gone 2 do it 2 some1 else wants 2 b friends but doesnt think i should see any1 because i have issues after a date w/ her new man text message-- i miss u is happy wants 2 know who i'm sleeping with 'what's HIS name first?' to be honest 'bard it's none of your business.

Girlfriend Application
Name: Age: Location: Height: Weight: Hair (color nd style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: Fetish: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the beach? 5. If so...would you go with me late at night? 6. Do you like movies? (name your top 3) 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie? 9. If not what would we be doing? 10. Do you play an instrument? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure i made it home alright? 13. Favorite food? 14. Favorite body part on a girl? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, player, slut)? 17. Would you give me kisses just because? 18. If ex boyfriend or fling calls would you pick up the phone? 19. Would you ever let me answer your phone? 20. Any secrets that you would

Girls Poem
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook; I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost. I never forget, an important date. You just got to deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies, with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay, to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just because I'm assertive, dont call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, but jewelry's best. Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest???? I don

A Girls First True Love
You were there when I was born You brushed my hair to make me look and feel pretty You hugged me no matter what time of day it was You were there even when you had a drink You saw me grow up into a woman You saw me graduate college the first time You saw your granddaughter born What I miss about you now: I don't get to hug you I don't get to hear you say I love you I don't get to find comfort in your arms when things are going bad I don't get to see you at all But I know that: You are in heaven now You aren't suffering anymore You are watching down on me You are making sure that I am safe You are and always will be the first man I love, my Papi(daddy).

Girlfriend Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos:none.. HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...wait's.... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you ever ask me out? 6. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 7. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 8. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 9.Would you walk on the beach with me? 10. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 11. Do you/have you talked about me? 12. Do you think I'm a good person? 13. Would u take a nap with me? 14.Do you think I'm cute? 15. If you could change anything about me -would you? 16.Would you dance with me? 17.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: W

Girl Friend Application
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU IN YOUR INBOX! Ladies Title it "BOYFRIEND Application" Guys Title it "GIRLFRIEND Application" 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos:none.. HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...wait's.... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you ever ask me out? 6. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 7. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 8. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 9.Would you walk on the beach with me? 10. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 11. Do you/have you talked about me? 12. Do you think I'm a good person? 13. Would u take a nap with me? 14.Do you think I'm cute? 15. If you could change anything about me -would you? 16.Would you dance with me?

Girlfriend Application
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU IN YOUR INBOX! Ladies Title it "BOYFRIEND Application" Guys Title it "GIRLFRIEND Application" 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos:none.. HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...wait's.... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you ever ask me out? 6. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 7. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 8. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 9.Would you walk on the beach with me? 10. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 11. Do you/have you talked about me? 12. Do you think I'm a good person? 13. Would u take a nap with me? 14.Do you think I'm cute? 15. If you could change anything about me -would you? 16.Would you dance with me?

Girlfriend Application
You know what to do. It can be for fun if you are spoken for. Or if you are single and serious. Fill it out and send it in a private email 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked crap about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18. Would you

Girl's Night Out
She said she needed a girl's night out, so I settled in to watch my Tivos of Jennifer Garner as Spy in Tights - just twisted open a long neck and there was a knock on my door. I thought you and Moxie were out painting it... "Moxie's getting laid - figured I should, too. Got another beer?" Turns out she likes Jennifer Garner. We were in the middle of the one where she finds out her mother was a spy for a super secret organisation of female agents wearing bikinis and working for a guy called Charlie and her father wasn't really Boswell, and she turns to me and says "I've seen this one, wanna screw?" So, I'm weighing my options while popping the buttons on my 501s - Hmmm - lemme see... twelve inch tall two dimensional lycra babe...or... seventeen dimensions of fun with an actual redhead butt naked on my sheep's kin rug. No brainer. About half way into some Kama sutra thing where she puts her foot on my shoulder I put my arm parallel to her

Girls Please If Your Gunna Except
my friends requests please if you have boy-friends reassure them that we are only friends. if your single and have other guys that your talking to tell me so if i run into them on here i know how 2 proceed!

Girl In The Mirror
I looked in the mirror this morning and saw a little girl. Her hazel eyes were full of pain and tears began to flow. She stared at me with deep regret In hopes that I would not forget. I could not break my trance from her, The more I stared the more I felt Her emotions come to me. The pain, the sadness, the abuse, the feelings of helplessness and abandonment. No one there to help her out. No One there to love her for who she has become. Her Self Esteem is non existant, Sex is all men think of when they see her. Lonely nights spent alone crying herself to sleep. Long Days spent behind her masks of Disguise, A Mask of innocents and Composure. Under it all her emotions are chaotic, Still she manages to smile and give all of her kindness. And as I stared into her Beautifil eyes, It all became clear to me............... And Tears filled my eyes When I realized that this little girl looking back at me was myself.

Girlfriend Application
Lol fill this out for me if ya want in here or through pm :) Girlfriend Application.About YouName: Age: Height: Hair color: Eye color: Favorite color: Favorite food: Whats your AIM or MSN screen name: Tattoos?: Piercings?: Drink?: Smoke?: Any Other drugs?: Would you care if i did drugs?: Would you care if i drank?: Are you a virgin?: Do you have sex?: (if so) How Often?: Is sex all your looking for?: Do you have any STD's?: Would you kiss me anytime?: Anywhere?: Do you like to cuddle?: How much?: Have you ever been cheated on?: Would you cheat on me?: Have you ever cheated on someone?: List your top 3 bands1.: 2.: 3.: Top 3 movies1.: 2.: 3.: Do you like to party?: What if i wanted to stay home and watch a movie with you?: What if i wanted to kiss you in the rain?: Are you spontainiouse?: Willing to try new things?: Like your picture taken?: Do you drive?: Go to school?: IMPORTANT QUESTIONS!Would you hold my hand as we walk through the mall?: Would you push me up against a wall and

Girl From A Pawnshop
With a pawnshop eyes and a second hand frown She sat silent at the table Her boots were brown, should she leave town To play the role of lover ex-patriot A nod to the waiter, always her flirty behavior, You know she always gets one on the house She pulls out a letter from a bag under her sweater and before she reads she straightens her blouse Theres a passion in being alone a grace in a loveless time Theres no new cross, theres no new sign Only the sun and the changing tide And out of respect, well really must confess I never lost your number I never lost your address And if we remain friends at best Sometime later no, no not yet We'll smile and remember it like this She put back the letter, one tear falls like a feather and disappears on the bar room floor The gratuity included, you know the letter concluded P.s. all my love Theres a passion in being alone a grace in a loveless time Theres no new cross, theres no new sign Onl

Girlfriend Application
This is my girlfriend application! Fill this out if you want to be my girlfriend! Don’t leave any blanks! Basics / Appearance__________________________________ Name: Age: Hair color: Eye color: Number of missing teeth / where they are located: Number of guys trying to get in your pants: Number of partners: Important stuff______________________________________ Will I be able to lift you? Do you have all your appendages? Do you walk upright? Are you a MySpace whore? Are you currently breathing? Does it take you 4 hours to get ready? Do you have to take off your shoes to count over ten? How many guy “friends” do you have? Ever been attracted to your brother? More Questions_____________________________________ Will you leave me for someone else? Ever cheated? Ever use strange objects for sex? How often do you masturbate? Essay____________________________________________ Tell me why you want to be my girlfriend:

Girls, Girls, Girls
Girls...what are we doing these days? Now I want to say that not all of us are like this but many are showing what we are not and representing a sex symbol rather than an intelligent being. We are using our bodies to get what we want and if we don't like our bodies we spend thousands of dollars to fix that. Now there is nothing wrong with plastic surgery but going to the extreme to get jobs and attention is wrong. We are fighting with other girls, judging and always having to be on top! Like Pink says in her song, Where are the girls with Ambition? The girls that have a future and have a vision? Where are they?

Girls! Girls! Girls! Because I Adore Them...
The Bad Ass Ladies of FUBAR. I adore them and you will too! Add, Rate & Fan them all! TELL THEM RAINBOWFUKINBRIGHT SENT YOU. vacuum_cleanereyes USER FRIENDLY :: Alex :: Saint BeccaBoo *~þöŁşķįĆħęŗŗŷ~* kinkyally69 (ladies only!!!) DiORxWHORE Hi.Fructose. ~kit~ Belle

Girl Gamers
I was just talking to my sister on the phone about girl gamers. And I always find it funny how in commercials it's always the guy that's playing the game so well and yada yada yada. It reminded me of when Castlevania: Curse of Darkness came out in '05 and we trampled 75% of that game in a matter of 8 hours. Then I took it home and beat it in like a week. TOP THAT GUY GAMERS.

Girls!
Sometimes I think girls are all alike. I meet them, they seem very charming and sweet, you can see long term potential and all that good stuff. Someone who shines with qualities I admire, someone who I could see myself being with for the long run. I'll spend lots of time talking and getting to know them slowly before taking the big leap into bed. Then it's like everything is different. "Dates" consist mainly of me getting invited over to their place to "watch a movie" which really means she wants me to go down on her on the couch. Was all that emotional investment faked so she could get me into her pants? While I thought we were getting to know each other, did the sparkle in her eye really mean she was lasciviously plotting, seeing me as nothing more than a tongue bath waiting to happen?

A Girl
so maybe I think this site is totally cool cuz I have met a girl who is the sweetest girl I have ever met and the most beautiful too....how is that possible??!! lol well it is and I owe it al lto fubar!! thanx you badass mofos!!!

The Girl Who Broke My Heart
I finally found out the truth as to why my now ex-fiance broke up with me. it is because i don't talk enough. she has no idea how hard i tried and now she will never know. those of you that i actually talk to know that i don't talk very much and she knew that before we even started going out. anyway i am not afraid to admit that i am going to go cry. screwed up thing is this all started two days after her ex-boyfriend got home. have a good night. here is a bulletin that i posted on myspace: I finally found out the truth about why this girl i was about to marry broke up with me. it is because i don't talk enough. those of you that know me know that i don't talk very much even if you do push me to talk. you also know about jasmine. this girl is just like jasmine. she broke up with me just because i didn't talk enough and it killed me for 3 years until i met the girl this whole little thing is about. i'm telling you now, don't be surprised if i call you at anytime over the next coupl

Girlfriend
if girls want to know and they have been asking i do have a girlfriend and im very much with her but it dont hurt to ask i am a very nice guy and i do hate bots if there is anything that u would like to know about me just ask..............D_CREW

3 Girls Leaving Work Early
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early? The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early. The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date. The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss! Gently she closed the door and crept out of her house. The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.

Girls Nite Out...
the time has come to burst thru your chains, let down my hair and be me again. for far too long i was bound to you, you had my all--heart, body and soul. but it wasn't enough, you weren't thru playing. i've come to terms with that so i'm going to play. but not with people, with life in general. my wings are out and i'm ready to fly. i may stumble tonite but not from defeat, from pure alcohol and that's ok with me. i'm not drinking to mask my pain. i'm letting my hair down and doing my thing. in a way i wish i'd see you, not to rekindle anything. but just so you'd know i've moved on too. would you be that proud man you pretend to be or would you turn around in shame knowing you lost your game. your anger came from loosing someone you never had, when that anger should have been a result of loosing the BEST thing you ever had. more than one said i treated you too well. but that's just me, i'm rare indeed. and one day you'll see, there is no other me... no

"girls Dont Realize These Things"
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new m

Girlfriend
Girlfriend ( Avril Lavigne ) Hey! Hey! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend! No way No way! I think you need a new one Hey! Hey! You! You! I could be your girlfriend Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you like me No way! No way! No it's not a secret Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to be your girlfriend You're so fine I want you mine You're so delicious I think about you all the time You're so addictive Don't you know what I could do to make you feel alright? Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious And hell yeah I'm the mother fucking princess I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right She's like so whatever You could do so much better I think we should get together now And that's what everyone's talking about! Hey! Hey! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend! No way! No way! I think you need a new one Hey! Hey! You! You! I could be your girlfriend Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you like me No way!

Girl
take a minute girl Come sit down and tell us what's been happenin' In your face I can see the pain Don't try to convince us that you're happy, yeah We've seen this all before but He's taking advantage of your passion Because we've come to far for you to feel alone You don't let him walk over your heart, I'm tellin' you Girl I can tell that you've been crying And you're needing someone to talk to Girl I can tell he's been lying And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you Girl You don't have to be hiding Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you I'm your girl, you're my girl, we're your girls Want you to know that we love you See what y'all don't know about him Is I can't let him go cause he needs me It ain't really him, it's stress from his job And I ain't making it easy I know you see him bugging on me sometimes But he be tired, he don't mean it It gets hard sometimes But I need my man I don't think y'all understand, I'm telling you Girl I can

Girls Night Out.
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." >I promised my husband that I would be home by midnight. Well, the hours >passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. > >Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the >door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times. >Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another >nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a >quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. > >(Even when totally smashed, three cuckoos plus nine cuckoos totals 12 >cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I >got in, and I him " Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. >Whew! Got Away with that one! > >Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." >When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed >three times, then said, 'Oh. Shit,' cuckooed four more times,

Girls Night
She was scared when she walked into the room. She didn’t know what to expect, I was not what she was used to. She had snuck out tonight to be here with me. Something had been building between us for weeks; we were ready to explore exactly what was there. She had told her husband that she was going to BINGO so he wouldn’t want to go with her. She packed some slinky little clothes in a bag and walked out the door without kissing him goodbye ready to come back a whole new woman. I was her first and I knew this, so I was going to take full advantage of that. I had made up my mind; she was going to experience everything I could fit into my two hours with her. I was going to make sure she never forgot me or how I made her feel. Once I opened that door and saw her standing there with a bag draped over her shoulders I knew I had done the right thing. I was wearing a black lace covered frilly skirt with red ruffled panties underneath it. My top was black and lacey as well with a

Girls Don't Realize These Things... Sad But True.
I'm sorrythat I bought you rosesto tell you that i like youI'm sorryThat I was raised with respectnot to sleep with you when you were drunkI'm sorryThat my body's not ripped enoughto "satisfy" your wantsI'm sorrythat I open your car door,and pulled out your chair like I was raisedI'm sorryThat I'm not cute enoughto be "your guy"I'm sorryThat I am actually nice;not a jerkI'm sorryI don't have a huge bank accountto buy you expensive thingsI'm sorryI like to spend quality nights at homecuddling with you, instead of at a clubI'm sorryI would rather make love to you then just screw youlike some random guy.I'm sorryThat I am always the one you need to talk to,but never good enough to dateI'm sorryThat I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,but when we went out you went home with another guyI'm sorryThat I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,but not good enough to listen to

Girls, Please Pay Attention!!! Subtile Hint Here!
Flirting Faux Pas Women Make in Bars 1) START & STOP STEPHANY A lot of times it's because they get scared they're being too forward, so they tone it down a little bit to make the guy want more. But the thing is, guys aren't subtle. They don't see that they're supposed to mix the outgoing person you were 10 minutes ago with the reserved person you've just become, and presto! They've seen the real you. Because while you think you're playing coy, you're actually just reading cold. 2) SOCIAL SARAH A guy absolutely wants to know that you'll get along with his friends and his mother. Like, a couple of months from now. But all he cares about right now is that you get along with him. When we were asking our friends and customers what could turn them off a woman, the same answer came up again and again: talking to other guys around them. 3) TROUBLED TRIXIE Even three martinis in, men will eye the nearest exit if you start to talk about trouble in your life. You think you're sharing

Girl Sits And Wonders
A girl sits and wonders why love keeps passing her bye. A girl sits and wonders why what she should do. A girl sits and cries a silent river of tears. A girl sits and dreams of her night in shinning armor. A girl sits and breathes a sigh of sadness. A girl sits and stears in the past A girl sits and prays for the future A girl sits and smiles because she realizes she always been loved, by her family,jesus,and god. April Rena Moore Copyright ©2007 April m

The Girls
Lately I've spent most of my time helping take care of my nieces, especially the youngest, who is three months old. She is really a doll--so unbelievably sweet and cuddly. She loves to be held, especially when you walk around and bounce her a bit. And so I do, and so my arms are nearly numb. She cuddles into you when you hold her, slurps a bit on your chest. And when you adjust her, she peers up at you with deep blue eyes and you kinda fall in love. And then, of course, she giggles and gurgles a bit, and seals the deal. Fine, then, I'll get you a bottle. And she devours it. Her older sisters are a hoot. The middle child, especially. She is five years old and has a knack for humor--perfect comic timing. She has an unconvincing 'angry face' that she will make on demand. And she is constantly trying to surprise me. So many 'boo's, so many tickles. At dinner, my sister told her she couldn't talk while she was eating. Cheeks stuffed with fresh corn, she started to mouth

Girls Are Like Apples
Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys dont want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they get the rotten apples from the ground that arent as good, but easy. So the apples up top think something's wrong with them when in reality they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along. The one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Girl For You
I'LL BE THE GIRL I'll be the one who's saving all her love for you- make you so proud- do anything you want me to- I'll be the girl you want me to be- I'll be the girl that you know I can be- When your feeling down- I'll be your pillow to cry on- I'll be the laughter- If you ever need a clown- I can be your lover- and your best friend too- It's all here waiting for you- I'll be the girl you want me to be- I'll be the girl you know I can be- I'll be the girl who makes your dreams come true- I'll be your world- If you want me to- I'll be a shining star for you- When I'm talking to some other boy- I'm only thinking of you- No one else can make me feel the way you do- I'll be the girl you want me to be- I'll be the girl that you know I can be.

Girls And Bathrooms
ok so im bored and decided to write bout girls and bathrooms alot of guys think it's nuts that we all go in a group or with another us girls see that as just natural so heres why us girls use the bathroom in pairs or groups 1. It's fun it gives you sumone to chat with 2. If we need help(tampon pad toilet paper holding purses) we go someone there to help 3.If something happends and we need back up we got it! 4. Just so we can mess with your guys's heads lol j/k!! 5. if we need help with our looks such as make up looks good or to make sure everything is tucked in nothing hanging or trailing from our shoes or pants/skirts(toilet paper etc..) and finally... 6. If you need a shoulder to cry on you dont need to call someone theres someone right there to comfort you in time of need... well thats all i can think of if anyone wish's to add to this then comment and do so.. Now you have it remember it and dont question it we're just girls we're different then guys a

Girls
Girls are so fucking stupid. Well I should just say people in general. On this website thing. People believe what other people are saying about things. But really you have to think if its true or not. If you love someone you have to trust them period the end. It doesnt matter if they did you wrong. Once you love them you love them. There should not be any distrust there. Dumb bitches. If you cant trust the person dont waste their time. Move on. You dont really have feelings for them. Dumbass! xoxo

Girl
Why did she do it? The question hurts my head. I wonder if she knows, How much I wish her dead. She went and stabbed me Directly in the back. I keep wondering why She had to get on the wrong track. I went and cried for weeks, Wondering why she hurt me so. I kept seeing that night in my head, just like a picture show. I wanted to tell her, exactly how I felt But each day I saw her, I knew I couldn't of dealt. Her laughs made me angry. Her joy made me sad. I needed someone to talk to, So I went to Mom and Dad. They told me they were sorry, What she did was really mean. They wished I had of told them, Before I turned sixteen. I looked at my loving parents, And knew it'd be all right. I told them that I loved them, And gave them a hug good night. I looked at her the next day, And knew now for sure That I did not need a friend, Who was that immature.

Girl Friends...
I have friends who are women and are very pretty.I enjoy there company advice and Im not threatend by there looks.Some women especially here on Fubar are SERIOUS haters. If you are a cool ass girl and have a BIG heart and decent conversation and not a hoe you are alright with me. Im not claiming to be beautiful but it seems girls are always looking to put you down or try to make you feel like you are trying to steal there man or something....lol If you want to know what Im about READ my profile. If you don't have nothing nice to say don't say anything at all... God Bless!

The Girl's Turn
WARNING: guys this could be painful 1. The guy you pass up for another one is always better, its a proven fact 90% of the time. And even if you dont talk to the one you pass up anymore, you will find yourself thinking about him, and realized that you possibly could be happier. And even if you dont talk, and it seems like he doesnt like you anymore, believe me, he thinks about you everynight if he loved you at one point. 2. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 3. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. 4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 5. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he f

Girlfriend Application
watch out on your answer length there is a limit on how much you can put in. So if you want delete the question and leave the number. BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Favorite type of food? 2. Who is your favorite band? 3. Do you drink/smoke/use drugs? 4. Do you like the rain? 5. If so... would you play in it with me? 6. Would you dance with me in the rain? 7. Do you like movies? 8. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 9. Could we just fall asleep together? 10. Would you kiss me? 11. Do you play any sports? 12. If so... what? 13. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure I made it home alright? 14. How would you rate your kisses from 1-10? 15. Favorite body part on you? 16. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 17. Do you have any reps (ie: JERK,ASS,CHEATER)? 18. Would you give me kisses just because? 19. Would you sleep in the same bed as

Girl Fight Tonight
T is for "TALK SHIT GET HIT" i would hafta say that my proudest moment was when i gave a guy a black eye & a fat lip becos he called my brother a"fag".but violence is never the answer for anything--i don't condone it! i just used to have a problem with anger management. i still have a bit of a temper & wild mood swings but nothing compared to when i was younger. i had estrogen fueled outbursts & i didn't know how to handle it any other way. my initial reaction to bad situations & confrontation was just to come out swinging.i got into 2 fist fights with my brother joseph's girfriend when she lived with us becos she stole my stuff & made up lies about me & turned my brothers against me--i had to kick her ass. it's not like i'm proud or think that i'm tough or whatever--it just happened. i have also been in a few barroom brawls.again-i'm not proud of this & i don't think i'm some sorta bad ass becos i've been in a few cat fights. when i was 22 i got into a fight with a girl at a bar. i

Girls In My Circle
GIRLS IN MY CIRCLE When I was little, I used to believe in the concept of one best friend, and then I started to become a woman. And then I found out that if you allow your heart to open up, God would show you the best in many friends. One friend is needed when you're going through things with your man. Another friend is needed when you're going through things with your mom. Another will sit beside you in the bleachers as you delight in your children and their activities. Another when you want to shop, share, heal, hurt, joke, or just be. One friend will say, "Let's cry together," another, "Let's fight together," another, "Let's walk away together." One friend will meet your spiritual need, another your shoe fetish, another your love for movies, another will be with you in your season of confusion, another will be your clarifier, another the wind beneath your wings. But whatever their assignment in your life, on whatever the occasion, on whatever the

Girl/guy Facts
GIRL FACTS;; When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile _________________________________________________ When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand _________________________________________________ When she wants a hug she will just stand there _________________________________________________ When you break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later _________________________________________________ When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind _________________________________________________ When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply _________________________________________________ When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around _________________________________________________ When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds, s

A Girl's First Time
As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an ease entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He

Girls Cry Because....
Girls Cry Because..... They fell in love with the wrong person They're Mad They're Sad They're Scared They're Nervous They're Frustrated They're Missing someone They're Alone They're PMSing They're Pregnant They're tired of abusive relationships Their Heart Is broken They're in love Their souls have been torn They met someone they cant have They feel cheated They hurt so bad inside They feel unloved BOYS!!!: If any girl you know is crying, and you see them, don't just stand there like an ass and say you're sorry, hold them, kiss them, and tell them everything will be ok, even if you have no idea what is wrong with them. Girls go through more drama than you can imagine! Girls just want to be held and know that someone cares about them. Girls: Repost this if you're tired of dealing with the drama, and you're sick of putting up with the bullshit! Boys: Repost if you're a loving, caring, sensitive guy, who hates to se

Girlfriend Application
EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GIRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! Ladies TiTLE iT "BOYFRiEND APPLiCATiON" Fellas TiTLE iT "" GiRLFRiEND APPLiCATION 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Birthday:. HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. Would you ever ask me out? 5. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 6. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 7. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 8.Would you walk on the beach with me? 9. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 10. Do you/have you talked about me? 11. Do you think I'm a good person? 12. Would u take a nap with me? 13.Do you think I'm cute? 14. If you could change anything about me -would you? 15.Would you dance with me? 16.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What D

Girls
-------------""Girls-------------- -----------are like apples------ -------on trees. The best ones----- -----are at the top of the tree.----- ---The boys dont want to reach--- --for the good ones because they-- -r afraid of falling and getting hurt.- -Instead, they get the rotten apples- from the ground that arent as good, but easy. So the apples up top think something wrong w/ them when in -reality they're amazing. They just-- ---have to wait for the right boy to ---- come along, the one who's- ----------- brave enough to----- ---------------climb all--------- ---------------the way-------- --------------to the top-------- -------------of the tree.---------

Girlfriend/wife Software......
Last year a friend of mine upgraded GirlFriend v5.0, which installed itself as Fiancee v2.0. Recently, he then upgraded yet again to Wife v1.0 and found that it's a memory hog, leaving very little system resources for other applications. He also noticed that Wife is now spawning Child-Processes, which are further consuming valuable resources. The guy swears no mention of this particular phenomenon was included in the product brochure or the documentation, though other users have informed him that this is to be expected due to the nature of the application. Not only that, Wife installs itself such that it is always launched at system initialization where it can monitor all other system activity. He's finding that some applications such as PokerNight v10.3, BeerBash v2.5, and PubNight v7.0 are no longer able to run within the system at all, crashing the entire system when selected (even though they always worked fine before). At installation, Wife provides no option as to the i

Girls Vs. Grown Women
Girls vs. Grown Women Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come home. Grown women make you want to come home. Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends). Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends. Girls think a guy crying is w

Girls Night Out...
Why women should avoid a "girls night out" after they are married!.. The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos= MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "

Girls Cry Because...
Girls Cry Because..... They fell in love with the wrong person They're Mad They're Sad They're Scared They're Nervous They're Frustrated They're Missing someone They're Alone They're PMSing They're Pregnant They're tired of abusive relationships Their Heart Is broken They're in love Their souls have been torn They met someone they cant have They feel cheated They hurt so bad inside They feel unloved BOYS!!!: If any girl you know is crying, and you see them, don't just stand there like an ass and say you're sorry, hold them, kiss them, and tell them everything will be ok, even if you have no idea what is wrong with them. Girls go through more drama than you can imagine! Girls just want to be held and know that someone cares about them. Girls: Repost this if you're tired of dealing with the drama, and you're sick of putting up with the bullshit! Boys: Repost if you're a loving, caring, sensitive guy, who hates to se

Girlfriend Application
LADIES TITLE IT BOYFRIEND APPLICATION GUYS TITLE IS GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION 1.Your name- 2. Age- 3. Fav. color- 4. Whats your sign- 5. Phone number- 6.Location- 7. Height- 8. Hair color/ style- 9.Peircings- HERE COMES THE FUN 1.Are we friends? 2.Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18.Would you dance with me? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of

The Girl Of My Dreams...
Her name is Nora Abigail Guerrero, She is 18 like me, and I have really really liked her since my sophomore year of highschool. Well so a time came around when I got the guts to ask her out. She turned me down saying that her parents are not letting her date anyone till after highschool. So I made it my mission to ask her out again after we graduated. One day when my cousins and our friends, her included, were hanging out talking about stuff, she told the girls in the group, who were 14-16 years old, that Dating isn't all cracked up to what it is. She told them that she probably wasn't going to date anyone till after she graduated College. Knowing that I really liked her and that I was planning on asking her out after Graduation, my younger cousin, who was one of the girls, glanced at me and made eye contact and that whole.... "crap Nathan that sucks" expression. Now get this. Two weeks after she told the girls this, my older COUSIN, who knew that I wanted to call this girl my own, and

Girlfriend Application
BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5. Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 18.Would you dance with me? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: W0ULD Y0U... give me your numbe

G I Rl Friend 5.0 To W I Fe 1.0 : )
G i rlfriend 5.0 to W i fe 1.0 : ) Dear Tech Support Team Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities. Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can\'t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I\'m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the \'uninstall\' doesn\'t work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, \"A Troubled User\" REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that people complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!! ! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.

Girlfriend Application
GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5. Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 18.Would you dance with me? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: W0ULD Y0U... give me your number?________

-girls & Guys-
When a girl says she likes you, she wants you to ask her out. When u break a girls heart, she'll still feel it 3 years later When a girl just stares deep into your eyes, she's HOPING that your hers and only hers ( it shows how much she cares: eyes never lie) When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not at all fine. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful. When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl calls you everyday, she is seeking for your attention. When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says, "I'll love you forever, " she means it. When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has m

~girls~ What Anime Soul Do You Have?
You scored as dark/deep soul, You have a rather dark soul, yet it doesn't have to mean that you are evil. You can see your body, but you can't find your soul. You are searching for something to make you feel alive.You are very deep, in the way you think, speak, and your perception and understanding of this world. Deep inside, all you really want is love. http://www.dittytalk.com/sakuracerulean (hey girls- here's somethin fun u can do- take the guy anime soul quiz and answer the questions the complete opposite of what you would answer for yourself- the result should b ur perfect type boyfriend, after all, opposites attract! ^ ^)quiet/calm/cool/collected soul100% dark/deep soul100% shy/quiet/caring soul83% sanguine/bright/beautiful soul75% sweet/kind/gentle/ soul67% tomboy/skater gurl/born 2 b wild soul33% ~girls~ What anime soul do you have? (great pics and detailed summary)created with QuizFarm.com

~ Girl's Body Found, Dumped In Ravine ~
This is a New Blog for me and even though this is going to break my heart every time i add something here, I want others to see that our Courts and some of those that live within these borders Are NOT watching out for the young ones. Just 5 minutes alone is all i ask for. How could a Mother put a Boyfriend over her own flesh and blood. Girl's Body Found, Dumped In Ravine Mom: Dead Toddler Put Into Two Bags, Then In Duffel Bag POSTED: 12:20 pm MDT September 24, 2007 UPDATED: 10:44 pm MDT September 24, 2007 DENVER -- The body of the 3-year-old girl who has been missing since Friday was discovered Monday afternoon in a trash bag dumped in a ravine at Lakewood Gulch Park. Police officers found the body of Niveah Gallegos at about 4:45 p.m. in a wooded area at 11th Avenue and Perry Street. The discovery ends what has been a heartbreaking four-day search through Denver's Capitol Hill neighborhood, where police made a gruesome plea to the public to look through th

Girl Seen In Sexual Assault Tape Found Safe
Girl Seen In Sexual Assault Tape Found Safe An investigator says a young girl who was shown being sexually assaulted in a homemade videotape has been found and is safe with family members. MORE DETAILS: /www.wmur.com/tu/5scGrUeSn.html> LAS VEGAS -- An investigator said a young girl who was shown being sexually assaulted in a homemade videotape has been found and is safe with family members and Nye County sheriff's officials. Nye County sheriff's Detective David Boruchowitz told The Associated Press, "We found the victim. She's safe." Nevada authorities are still looking for a man they want to question in connection with the incident. Authorities say Chester Arthur Stiles is being called a "person of interest" in the case. Stiles, whose last known address was Las Vegas, is also wanted on unrelated state and federal warrants on charges of sexual assault and lewdness with a minor younger than 14 years of age. Authorities said it is "possible" that Stiles is the man

Girly Survey
1. Do you sleep in your bra? why would i??? 2. Have you kissed any one on your top list? yeah...guess which ones..... 3. Are you happy with your looks? not usually 4. Do you enjoy drama? hell no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5. Are you a girly girl? I have my moments 8. Are you short? oh yeah....5'2" 9. Do you like someone right now? i like everyone 10. What would you do if someone smacked your butt? smacked...define smacked!!!!! 11. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? ???????????????????????? 12.Do you think you're conceited? i hope no 12. Are you a bitch? everyday 17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? probably...but remember...rumors ARE NOT true 18. Do you call anybody by their last name? yep...and lots of people call me TART...that is my last name 20. How many guys do you think will end up reading this just because it says girl survey? who cares???? they are guys Confessions [x] I'm straight. [ ] I'm

The Girlfriend Application
**BASICS: *name: *e-mail : *AOL : *MSN : *ICQ : *yahoo! : *Birthday [mm.dd.yy]: *Sign: *location: *height: *weight: *figure: lean athletic average thick heavy *Eye color: *Hair color: *Tattoos/piercings? *Website/picture URL: *Education: what year? drop out college freshman college sophomore college junior college senior keep goin' *Favorite Book: *Favorite Beverage: *Favorite Vacation Spot: *Religious Persuasion Christian Pagan Spiritual, not religious Agnostic *Do you think you're smart? yes no *What are your future plans? *Do you have a job? (if so, what do you do?) *Are you a moron or are you somewhat grounded? moron somewhat grounded totally grounded *Habits [check all that apply]: drinker smoker pothead druggie *What do you consider yourself?: open honest moral fun humorous mature org

Girl Brain
As many people know being a girl is at times very easy and others a pain in the ass. I won't get deep into these issues as one they make for boring writing and if a guy reads this he's probably not going to appreciate it. But sometimes, ok let face it most times, girls do things that are otherwise not in the specific persons nature, and that is what i call "girl brain". You see most times a normal girl is just that NORMAL, but there are times when certain parts of our brain, known as the "Girl Brain", that likes to come out and rear it's prissy, dumb head at the world, asking such questions as: "Does this dress make me look fat?" "Why don't you love me?" "Do you think she's prettier than i am?" Now please guys i begging you in a normal girl this will happen very rarely, but when it does please know that we DON'T want it to happen. As a matter of fact our normal, rational brain is sitting there going, "Please shut up! Please just stop speaking! You are making an ass out of us." So

A Girl Like You
I used to travel in the shadows And I never found the nerve to try and walk up to you But now I am a man and I know that there's no time to waste There's too much to lose Girl you say anything at all, and you know that you can call And I'll be right there for you First love, heartbreak, tough luck, big mistake What else can you do CHORUS I'll say anything you want to hear I'll see everything through I'll do anything I have to do Just to win the love of a girl like you, a girl like you People talk and people stare, tell them I don't really care This is the place I should be And if they think it's really strange for a girl like you To be in love with someone like me I wanna tell them all to go to hell That we're doing very well without them you see That's just the way it is and they will see I am yours and you are mine the way it should be CHORUS Now if I seem a little wild, there's no holding back I'm trying to get a message to you I won't take anything f

The Girls
ok all i went to court an oct. 2 to try for custody of my daughters. their mom never showed up to defend herself. so the court ruled in my favor. the girls are in my house until further notice by the court. I LOVE THOSE GIRLS AN CAN NOT WAIT TILL I HAVE ALL 4 OF MY KIDS TOGETHER

The Girl
The boy he cried In his new home He had to move Beneath this dome His parents told him Not to weep He would be fine After sleep And so he went To his new room It was bare This place of doom A single bed Was in this place He wept again Tears on his face He hated this He had no friends No-one to play with His heart descends He hears a voice On this sad day From the hall: "wanna play?" A young girl, she stood In strange attire He didn't care A playmate, here! They played all day And into the night They didn't care Nor did they fight At last his parents Came to him Twas time for bed In bed they popped him He slept so well And when he woke No sign of his friend To whom he spoke He ran down the stairs And looked all around Where is the girl The friend he had found? He searched through the house There was no sign of her Till he went to the library And it was there that he saw A black and white photo Of the house that he

Girls Will Be Girls
Violet lay on her bed wearing nothing but a purple silk dress, she waited for a few minutes then called out "Im waiting for you" her body heat was rising with tension and angst waiting for Isabelle to come in the room and "play some games" with her. Violet began to shiver slightly as Isabelle slowly strides into the room and towards Violet wearing nothing but a G-string, she crawled along the bed towards Violet then slid her fingers ur Violets leg then bit her lip gently. Violet leans forward as to allow Isabelle s fingers to her sweet spot and licked Isabelle s cheek "play time" she whispered as Isabelle stuck her fingers deep into Violets pussy and lay on top of Violet french kissing her. Violet sucked on Isabelle s boobs for a while while Isabelle tried to slide off Violets purple silk dress, Isabelle then pulled her fingers out from inside Violet and then squeezed Violets ass tight and started french kissing Violets pussy. Violet began to sweat immensely while Isabelle's tongue fla

The Girl Of My Dreams
There she is, once again, standing all alone. 'Go talk to her, do not stand here like a stone.' There is no way, her beauty is too good to be true; Oh please tell me, tell me, whatever shall I do? 'Do not be afraid, for I will help you on your way; You must listen carefully, and do exactly as I say.' 'Introduce yourself, tell the girl your name, Do not simply stand here in shame.' I cannot, my legs are heavier than steel, And I fear for her emotion, I fear how she will feel. 'Believe in yourself, I assure you you'll be great. Quickly though, for soon you will be late.' Wish me luck, I shall be going on my way. 'Good luck! For you I will surely pray.' As he meets the halfway point, with the beauty straight ahead, Oh no, I have forgotten what he said! He turns around, only to meet a big surprise; His fellow companion is wearing an invisible disguise! Oh dear, this surely cannot be any worse! Yet upon turning back, his beauty had dispersed. It was t

Girls Night Out
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk, and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed -- hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!" "That's nothin

Girls Vs. Women
SMOOOOOOOOOCHES ENJOY ~TIFFANY Wanna know the difference??? GIRLS vs. GROWN WOMEN Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in. Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex. Grown women know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a man want to 'lock' you down. Girls fake-moan, lay there and take the stabbing. Grown women say, "Just stop", get up, get dressed and walk out. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it--using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come. Grown women make you come home. Girls worry about not being pre

Girls Vs. Women
Wanna know the difference??? GIRLS vs. GROWN WOMEN Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in. Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex. Grown women know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a man want to 'lock' you down. Girls fake-moan, lay there and take the stabbing. Grown women say, "Just stop", get up, get dressed and walk out. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it--using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come. Grown women make you come home. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Gro

Girls Vs. Grown Women
Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in. Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex. Grown women know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a man want to 'lock' you down. Girls fake-moan, lay there and take the stabbing. Grown women say, "Just stop", get up, get dressed and walk out. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it--using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come. Grown women make you come home. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any

Girls Vs Grown Women
Wanna know the difference??? GIRLS vs. GROWN WOMEN Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in. Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex. Grown women know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a man want to 'lock' you down. Girls fake-moan, lay there and take the stabbing. Grown women say, "Just stop", get up, get dressed and walk out. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it--using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come. Grown women make you come home. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Gro