Several women had gone for their usual girls' night out. Two of the women were best friends and both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten a bit over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi BREEZERS. Incredibly drunk and walking home together, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. Neither of them had anything to wipe with so the first one decided she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing a brand new, very expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. But, she was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a large wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed, hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These darn girl's nights out have got to stop. I'm starting to suspect the worse...my wife came home with no panties."
"That's nothing," said the other husband. "Mine came back with a card stuck in the crack of her ass that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station...We'll never forget you'"
