* Tonight I'm speaking with a Spanish accent. I dunno, just trying to seem sexier I guess.
* Every day I get a couple friend requests from people who have never been to my profile. Anyone else get those or am I just popular with fuktards?
* I've never had a New Years Eve date, even though I've been married twice.
* I don't think chickens are graceful...at all!
* I'd love a TV that adjust the volume when the furnace kicks on. How about it, Sony?
* I have a friend who thinks she's sexy. But I don't think she's know sexy if it bit her on the crotch.
* That reminds me. Too many boughs of mistletoe are wasted on doorways.
* I have an irritating cough right now. But I won't be satisfied until it irritates other people I am around.
