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Flight Out Of Chicago...has Been Canceled
i haven't driven a car on a steady basis for a few years now due to mass-transit being so good in germany and then being in iraq... so here is my delima, get a rental for $120 or wait 12 hours here at the airport for the morning flight

Flight On An Angel
Tiny tattoo feathering your face, As star dust halos your hair. Silky ribbons blow in the breeze, From the rainbow that is your fare. Dip your hand in the Milky Way, It' sweet ambrosia to taste. Sweet nectar sips from heaven, Tarry here, there is no haste. Moon bathing among the stars, As you travel across the skies. Magic myst, take you where you wish: In a blink you shall have arrived. Cherubs dance in full attendance: Slightest wish at your call; They lay worlds at your feet, Give you Love: the greatest gift of all.

Flight Down By Justeen Lee Wade
you will always be in my heart. i love you so much. i remember all the days we spent together. i dont regret a single minute we spent with each other. you put a smile on my face every since the day i met you. you brang pure joy to my life. i love you so much for that. you are now an angel in the sky looking down on me. i miss you so much baby. i pray every night that i soon will be with you. i never thought your life would end like this. you will always be in my heart i will never forget you. i am trying to go on with my life one day at a time. but it's just so hard because your not here by my side. we will get those bastards that did this to you. they took so many loved on. nobody's lives have been the same. i just miss you so much. wish you were still here with me. every thing is so empty with out you baby. you are still so loved. may god be with you now. your an angel in the sky looking down on us. i try not to cry because i know you want me to be

The Flight......tonight
Her flight from LAX to Iowa was perfect. Hope the rest of this little excursion goes as well, she thought as she exited the plane and filed into the bustling airport along with the other passengers on this lovely Saturday afternoon. Since her only luggage was the tote bag that she carried which contained the essentials she’d need, there was no need to locate the baggage carousel. She did, however, see a cozy lounge where she escaped from the crowd of people who were rushing to and from their flights. As she sipped her White Russian, the Brown haired Blue eyed vixen of a business woman thought about the situation. She had flown a thousand miles for a meeting. This, however, would not be a board meeting or a high-end meeting with some deep-pocketed client. It would be a meeting with the person she’d been in contact with via email for nearly six months. He’d written a story that she identified with so much that she wrote Him a complimentary communication. That led to additional ch

Flight To Heaven
Wash away your regrets, the path to your salvation lies ahead.Let the waves of joy wash away your anger.Let the currents take you to where you wish to be.To places that shine with splendor and radiate with cosmic gayety. All this is your and it will only cost you .... Your Soul. Join the billions of people who have traveled the silver staircase to the land of light and love. Join the family you never knew, friends yo have long forgotten.Take the last trip of your lifetime.Join us on AirHeaven. Where the water taste like whine and the service is always four star. There is no first class all our passengers are given the special treatment. We make sure you travel in comfort to your final destination. Rested and ready to walk the stairs to your eternal spot in paradise.

Flight
Flight The child that sees the light wants to fly It is as instinctive as fear's crushing grip a primal response to a far darker need Innocence is thirsty for the light aching for delicious freedom Tasting life on her small, fragile tongue thinking not of the end, but of forever A broken heart is hungry for the light climbing every pinnacle for every hope imagined She is almost there, and she can sense it the faint, whispery winds of love tease her skin A young soul anticipates the light preparing for its embrace under a full moon With every kiss this lover brings all her hopes and dreams take flight.

The Flight Of Love
Illusive she flies, Like a butterfly. For a moment, She lights upon our shoulder. Then, she's gone. Again, she lands For a heartbreaking second. We hold our breath As her wings fan our face. Again, she flies. Once more, she lights Like a shadow sweet We hang on too tight Wounded this time, She tries to flee. One last time, she comes. We wait again. We dare to love more freely As she lands this time Praying that she never dies.

Flight Of The Raven
This is a poem that I wrote and was inspired by a truely great friend to me.Hope it is well recieved and liked. The Flight of the Raven Fly away Raven Fly to where you need to be Dont look back Nor worry for me Have no shame,pitty,nor pain For I lie here in a dorment sleep, the big sleep I will think of you and await the day our souls cross pathes again As they have many times in past lives Fly away for now Fly from that tree For it is something that must be FLY AWAY GO!!! but remember you will always be missed and loved. By: Matt H

Flight Engineer In Panama
As a flight engineer, I had been stationed in Panama for several months before the December 1989 invasion. Ever since I began my air force flying career, my mother has been concerned about my safety. So I expected a long letter from her expressing her anxiety. But what she sent was a sheet of paper containing six words: KICK THEIRS. PROTECT YOURS. LOVE, MOM.

Flight
In the darkness of the night, I take my flight, Away from here, So he won't be near, He hurts me so, How low can he go? I must get away, Far away, He will kill me, If he finds me, I must hide, Durring my flight, Or face his crulty, in the brightest of light, He can't find me, I think im safe, I was so wrong, And now it's to late.

Flight Crew
The airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc . Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination.' Ed sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, 'Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?' When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said 'Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?' 'Yes,' said the attendant, 'In fact, this entire crew is female.' 'My God,' said Ed, 'I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think with only women up there in the cockpit.' 'That's another thing sir,' said the attendant, 'We no longer call it the Cock Pit.' 'It's The Box Office.'

The Flight To Jougin 9 Ch. 01
The Flight to Jougin 9 Ch. 01 by DrummerBoy418© I sat in the corner of a booth in a bar that was located in the spaceport on the small but habitable moon Hovan. I was not yet out of money, but considering that I was out of work, I couldn't see as that I had much hope. My only hope was that someone had missed their flight, or needed to get off quickly, and would hire me for the job. As soon as that was arranged, I could use that money to get me back to Yobina, where a wealth of jobs for smugglers like me awaited. But, things didn't look too hopeful. I had money enough for maybe two days, if I stretched it thin. As I sat, drinking the glass of water I had been given, I noticed something out of the corner of my eye. Slowly I turned my head up to investigate. I was looking towards the door when my eyes saw a beautiful, and likely young, Kopan female walk through to the bar. Sure doesn't look like the type who would be caught dead in a place like this, I thought to myself. She's a

Flight Plan
Flight Plan by Decayed Angel © Stepping out of the pouring rain into the terminal, Allison looked immediately for a restroom where she could try to get her hair under control. Her trip had been a disaster and now the pouring rain just added to her fun. Any dreams of a romantic getaway with Eric had dissolved two days ago, but now, when she finally convinced herself she was so much better than all his games, she knew the pouring rain turned her hair into an absolute bird's nest. Her high heels clicked loudly on the terrazzo floor as she carefully maneuvered though the ladies room door and stepped into the spacious restroom. Ignoring the toilet stalls she turned to the mirrors and confirmed her worst suspicion. The tight, black curls she spent hours preparing, first to impress Eric and then all too soon to simply impress some attractive stranger, had frizzed out to look like some sort of an unbalanced afro. She knew that dragging her comb through the matted mess would be imposs

Flight Delay (amen To This!)
FLIGHT DELAY… (Semper Fi!) This past week I was on a four and a half hour, nonstop flight from Seattle, Washington, to Atlanta, Georgia. In all my years of traveling, I have learned that each time a plane has the opportunity to stop, there is potential for unexpected challenges. Flight delays, weather and airline crews can create unanticipated challenges on any trip. Therefore, I always try to fly nonstop between my destinations. About an hour into this particular flight, the Captain's voice rang over the intercom. He asked if there was a physician or nurse on the plane. If so, he asked them to identify themselves by ringing the flight attendant call button beside their seat. I listened carefully but heard no one ring their bell. I immediately began to wonder what was happening. In a few minutes the Captain informed us that there was a medical emergency on board and asked again if there was a physician or a nurse who could help. When there was no respo

Flight Roster (dj Schedule)
All times are eastern times Monday throu Friday 3am to 6am tonya/sass 6am to 9am tonya 9am to noon bee noon to 3pm open 3pm to 6pm lolita 6pm to 9pm sass 9pm to midnight mjr. foxy midnight to 3am adm.surpreme or cdr. heretic goddes saturday & sunday 2am to 6am cdr. heretic goddes 6am to 10am open 10am to noon open noon to 4pm lolita 4pm to 6pm kit kat 6pm to 8pm jester 8pm to 10pm adm. surpreme

Flight Roster Updated (dj Schedule)
All times are eastern times Monday throu Friday 3am to 6am tonya/sass 6am to 9am tonya 9am to noon bee noon to 3pm mjr. foxy 3pm to 6pm lolita 6pm to 9pm sass 9pm to midnight dj mischeif and mayhem midnight to 3am adm.surpreme or cdr. heretic goddes saturday & sunday 2am to 6am cdr. heretic goddes 6am to 10am open 10am to noon open noon to 4pm lolita 4pm to 6pm kit kat 6pm to 8pm jester 8pm to 10pm adm. surpreme 10pm to 2am cpt. tha beast i cant beleavie i forgot myself earlier lol:P

Flight
Flight (for Donna and the man she loves) ------ It's a faltering step or two, that you take at the start, uncertain of your gifts, you fear you'll lose your heart. But you remember you're not alone, that someone is beside you there, and the warmth of their caress, wipes away your fears and cares. You stride forward gingerly, and slowly spread your wings, you hope that when you leap, upward you'll gently swing. And at the edge your heart sinks, as you step away from the ledge, you feel the winds blow, and you leap out from the edge. Then you realize that you soar, high above the clouds of doubt, you sing with all your strength, and let your song radiate out. But it's not just once voice it's two, and you both fly as if you're one. Winds gently at your back, into the bright rising sun. -PaPoetBoy

Flight Attendant
A mother and her very young son were flying Westjet Airlines from Ottawa to Calgary . The little boy who had been quietly looking out the window, turned to his mother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have baby airplanes?" The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to go ask the flight attendant. So the boy walked down the aisle and asked the flight attendant, who was busy serving drinks. She smiled and asked, "Did your Mom tell you to ask me?" The boy answered, "Yes, she did." "Well, then you go and tell your Mom that there are no baby airplanes because Westjet always pulls out on time. Have your Mom explain that to you."

Flight Roster Update 2.0
OFFICIAL 2007 FOC RADIO PROGRAM GUIDE AND SCHEDULE monday through friday (all times eastern) 6am - 9am: Open Air show description: Variety 9am - Noon: Open Air show description: Variety Noon - 3pm: Critical Mass w/ DJ Foxy Bitch show description: Join DJ Foxy Bitch for the best rock, rap, hip-hop, alternative, female rock and pop, techno, dance, and your requests as you hit critical mass!! 3pm - 6pm: Lolita's Asylum w/ DJ Gothic Lolita show description: Are you ready to be locked in the asylum? The beautiful and sexy DJ Gothic Lolita brings you the 3 most eclectic hours on FOC radio, as she spins show tunes, movie tunes, rock, rap, gothic rock and metal, the best female rock, and your requests, if you ask nicely...lol! Always edge of your seat suspense. 6pm - 9pm: DJ Sass's Crazy Train w/DJ Sass show description: Holla at your boy!! DJ Sass hits the FOC airwaves with the best old and new school rap and hip-hop, rock, and your requests. Jump aboard this

Flight Roster
OFFICIAL 2007 FOC RADIO PROGRAM GUIDE AND SCHEDULE monday through friday (all times eastern) 6am - 9am: Open Air show description: Variety 9am - Noon: Open Air show description: Variety Noon - 3pm: Critical Mass w/ DJ Foxy Bitch show description: Join DJ Foxy Bitch for the best rock, rap, hip-hop, alternative, female rock and pop, techno, dance, and your requests as you hit critical mass!! 3pm - 6pm: Lolita's Asylum w/ DJ Gothic Lolita show description: Are you ready to be locked in the asylum? The beautiful and sexy DJ Gothic Lolita brings you the 3 most eclectic hours on FOC radio, as she spins show tunes, movie tunes, rock, rap, gothic rock and metal, the best female rock, and your requests, if you ask nicely...lol! Always edge of your seat suspense. 6pm - 9pm: DJ Sass's Crazy Train w/DJ Sass show description: Holla at your boy!! DJ Sass hits the FOC airwaves with the best old and new school rap and hip-hop, rock, and your requests. Jump aboard this

Flight Readiness Review This Week
Flight Readiness Review This Week Image above: Space shuttle Atlantis rests on Pad 39A awaiting launch on mission STS-122. Photo credit: NASA/Kim Shiflett NASA managers will hold a flight readiness review on Friday at NASA's Kennedy Space Center marking the next major milestone for mission STS-122. NASA officials, space shuttle program managers, engineers and contractors will discuss the readiness of space shuttle Atlantis, the flight crew and payloads to determine if everything is set to proceed for launch. Managers will also select an official launch date at the end of the session. Launch is targeted for Dec. 6 on a mission to install the Columbus laboratory on the International Space Station. A briefing following the meeting will include Associate Administrator for Space Operations Bill Gerstenmaier, Space Shuttle Program Manager Wayne Hale, International Space Station Program Manager Mike Suffredini and STS-122 Launch Director Doug Lyons. The briefing will be

Flight From London
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be pounced on and made love to, by a dozen harlots than let liquor touch my lips." The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too. I didn't know we had a choice!"

Flight Announcement
You've Never Heard a Flight Announcement Like This Wouldn't you love to have this attendant on your next flight? Thanks to a retired Delta Captain for sending this "paraphrase" of a memorable safety PA (public announcement) from their Flight Attendants. In the Captains own words.... "I was flying to San Francisco from Seattle this weekend, and the flight attendant reading the flight safety information had the whole plane looking at each other like "what the fuck!?!?" (Getting Seattle people to look at each other is an accomplishment.) So once we got airborne, I took out my laptop and typed up what she said so I wouldn't forget. I've left out a few parts I'm sure, but this is most of it." (BEFORE TAKEOFF) Hello and welcome to Alaska Flight 438 to San Francisco. If you're going to San Francisco, you're in the right place. If you're not going to San Francisco, you're about to have a really long evening. We'd like to tell you now about some important safety features of

Flight Attendant
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, B****."

Flight From London
A muslim was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London . After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the muslim if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, 'I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.' The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, 'Me, too. I didn't realize we had a choice.'

Flight In The Night
Darkness consumes the light My wings take air for this flight to find desires that i behold to see what to find what to hold who shall be there looking out for me who shall this nights sacrifice to be will she offer herself to this creature of the night will she beg for pure nightly delight and when i arrive will she be waiting for me on her knees waiting to please on this night i search the sky with out a care and wonder why when will this darkness that consumes me bring the delight and pleasures to thee

A Flight Of Love
A Flight Of Love As he emerges slowly from his lair he opens his wings testing the night air. At the same time he is looking around satisfied, his wings start moving, lifting him off the ground. Slowly at first he rises into the night with unknown grace he has taken flight. To him it is a natural thing to the one watching, it makes her heart sing. As soon as he is high enough he starts gliding seeing this she moves from where she was hiding. Opening her wings into the night she gently lifts off to join him in flight. With every graceful movement of her wings the nighttime air seems to sing. Keeping him in sight she continues to a greater height. Both gliding through the night she slowly starts down to join him in flight. Giving up her height for speed she is filled with an even greater need. Feeling in his heart that she is not far with powerful wings he climbs up toward the stars. His body moving, her flight he now hears work

11.19.08 - Flight Of The Conchords - Hiphopapotamus V Rhymenocerous
SONG VERSION BELOW Hiphopapotamus v Rhymenocerous - Flight of The Conchords VIDEO VERSION BELOW LYRICS BELOW I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous My beats are fat and the birds are on my back And I'm horny I'm horny If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede 'Cause I hit you with my flow The Wild Rhino Stampede. I'm not just wild, I'm trained, Domesticated I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated And subsequently procreated That's how it goes Here's the Hip-Hopapotamus The hip hop hippo They call me the Hip-Hopapotamus My lyrics are bottomless Sometimes my rhymes are polite Like "Thank you for dinner, Ms. Wright That was very delicious Good night." Sometimes they're obscene Like a pornographic dream NC-17 with ladies in a Stream of margarine. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...Yeah... Some margarine. They call me the Hip-Hopapotamus Flows that glow like phosphorous Poppin' off the top of this esophagus Rockin' this m

Flight1549
Last week MY sister and I where on top of the empire state building .while on the way up to the observation deck us air ways flight 1549 crashed in to the Hudson . But by the time we go to the top all we could see where the boats on the Hudson .all clustered together ; My sister was the who saw the boats all together. And she saw the lights on the New Jersey side … I took a photo .of the boats. But with my phone... It wasn’t until we where back on the street when we saw 30 NYPD squad cars racing down the street. .that’s the thing all other traffic was off the street .As cop cars sped down the street... then sis goes something really wrong... someone said oh a plane crashed in the Hudson ….. I WAS THERE….

The Flight
I crawled out of my seat and retrieved a pair of blankets from the overhead bin. The cabin was silent and dark, the flight attendants busy in the galley.I sat down next to Scotty and handed him one. Scotty chuckled softly, drawing me back onto his lap. "Good idea". Scotty pulled the blanket around us and worked at the buttons on my blouse. I stared up into your eyes. Suddenly I felt a bit light headed. I think we need more privacy, I whispered. Ill meet you in the bathroom. Wait for a minute or two and then come back. I rebuttoned my blouse and crawled off of you, then tiptoed down the aisle. I wasn't afraid, and that's what surprised me the most. I had spent years being fearful of one thing or another. maybe it was the alcohol, or the altitude- or simply the man himself. But I knew exactly what I wanted-no doubts, no insecurities. A few seconds later Scotty knocked at the door. I opened it without hesitation. I was going to have this man, here and now. And I was determined I wouldn't

Flight Attendant Gets Seduced On The Plane
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Flight490 To Oklahoma City
So I get to the airport, all excited about my flight, and as I'm sitting in the terminal I start doing the same thing everybody does at the airport. I start looking around for people that I don't want to sit next to on the plane. That guy is way to happy to be at the airport, I don't want to sit next to him because he'll be talking to me the whole time. That lady has a baby, so I sure as hell don't want to sit next to her because there is no chance in hell I'll get to join the mile high club. And then when I get on the plane, and I find my seat, the first thing I do is punch my neighbor in the face. Not because they upset me in any way, but god forbid we crash land somewhere in the mountains and we have to start eating each other to stay alive, its a hell of a lot easier to eat some one who doesn't like you as apposed to a friend.

Flight...
How would It feel to spread my arms open and just jump? Is it the thrill I seek? Will it give me compleation? I bore of the life I live. Looking for something that isn't there. I want to feel the air passing by me. I want to feel the adrenalin flow through my vains. I want to break free of these human bonds. I want to be free... My thought on this is... If angels could fall and become human, Wouldn't it work in reverse too? Maybe this is just a flight of fancy... But wouldn't it be worth the try? To be that much closer to God... Wouldn't that be worth the trip???

Flight Of The Conchords
Saw them in London last night. Just about the happiest gig of my life. I was grinning fit to burst the whole time. I didn't even mind we had to leave early to get the last train back to Norwich. It was too happy to be sad about leaving :D

The Flight Of Fancy
As I sit in the first class seat this stranger has mailed to me, on Qantas flight 369, bound for Melbourne international airport from Los Angeles, I think to myself, what am I doing here, sitting quietly, thoughts going through my mind of all matter of consequences, still very unsure of my feelings, doubts about what I am about to do, but that’s me, a natural born pessimist and worrier. We have chatted on the internet for months now, we hit it off from day one, but I was wary, having not that long before, ended an affair with a Brit that I had fallen for, and been badly let down, I thought it had destroyed my confidence in men, and the ability to trust any man, unless it was a face to face meeting, it became a real challenge for me. But I told Barry all of this, and he understood my feelings and misgivings, and how I had been hurt so badly, but he persisted with me, we became great buddies at first, talking about anything and everything, I learned he was such a trusting lo

Flight Of The Destroyer
Peace, prosperity, and help... Those things were the trump card in the D.I.P.s corperation. Those thoughts lead it's few people forward into an age of great success. When the corp was still fresh, I, Enna Elios, joined the ranks under the supervision of Ash and Ben Murder. Followed by my former pilot, Taksen Luminox, we saw potential and wanted a piece of it for ourselves. We made the long journey from Heimatar to the Forge and later settled down in the corp system known as Mitsolen. Armed with nothing but a Rifter Frigate and a couple of weapons, we made our living. Then word came back home... We were moving to a better sector. After looking at many star charts for countless nights, we found that there was only one way to our newfound home of Otalieto and it was through a pirate infested space, a small space known as Aunenen. Tiring of the backwater systems, I packed my things and waited anxiously for the gate to clear. Knowing it was going to be a dangerous jump, and that I migh

Flight Of The Dragons
People running and screaming, from fire,The crimson red flames soon rising higher.Burnt cinder bricks hurling down to the ground,And high from the sky came a wretched sound. The sky lit up red as the creatures flew,Black wings of demons blocked your whole view.Horrible dragons attacking our town,These horned flying monsters shall burn us down. The heavens break loose and rain starts falling,The archers prepare, no one is lolling. The swords sparkle with silver and courage,No one of fighting these creatures will hedge. The positions are taken, on birds they will fly,Arrow by sword, they will fight till they die.

Flight?
Jan. 6th, 2005 | 07:39 am Streaching her wings out for the first time in years, she slowly stood up. The mists swirled around her in antisipation of her actions. It felt good to move again, tho she was still very stiff. She was hungry, unsure of what the hunger was for, but it was there. She wanted to move on, she had been standing in this very spot for far too long, but would her wings carry her? Had she neglected them for too long and forgotten how to fly?

A Flight From New York
While on a flight from New York, the Stewardess was busy passing out peanuts and cokes to everyone. There were about sixteen flights lined up waiting o get clearanceto take off. Then the other Stewardess got a message from the Pilot that the tower said the wind had changed 180 degrees and they we re first in line to take off, and to have everyone buckle up. Without thinking she just announced "Please buckle up, grab your drinks and hold your nuts, we're taking off!". No one saw her for the rest of the flight to Houston, and all the other Stewardesses were laughing all the way and so were half of the passengers.

Flight (2012)
Wasn't sure what to expect from this movie because all I really got from the previews was that a captain saved a bunch of lives by landing a plane. Not a huge drama fan but since I am a Denzel Washington fan I watched it anyways. Basically the film focuses more on the alcoholism of the main character and his struggles, all the while being the captain of a plane that landed a plane in a spectacular way. A hero that people didn't really know until everything finally comes to head. Overall the movie is good and interesting but the focus on the alcoholism drove me nuts at times. 3 out of 5, but if you like drama it would probably be a 5 out of 5.

Fling = The Definition Of My Life.
In the past 6 months i have been dating someone who i thought was right. We would go out weekly or bi-weekly depending on how the time permits. I work two jobs. She works and goes to school. The look in her eyes when i held her. Her head resting on my chest as we stand in the park looking at the sky. It all seemed right. We spoke in honest words or so I thought. We both agreed to keep the relationship open in the beginning. I knew she was eeing someone at work and she knew i was doing the same. At least until she told me that she and he were no more. The time we spent grew and so did the happiness. That is until the stress loads of work and school got to us both. With our time apart it gave me room to reflect on me. I have father-abandonment issues. This can be triggered by simply watching 30 minute to 2 hour shows or movies on the subjects of father figures. We all go through this right? I went to someone i thought i could trust. AT THE WRONG TIME! With her stress and mine we basicall

Flinders Petrie, Archeologist
Portrait of Flinders Petrie Flinders Petrie was a British Archaeologist and Egyptologist. Born on June 3rd, 1853 in Charlton, Kent. He was given the name is William Matthew Flinders Petrie. Petrie's mother, Anne, had a love for science, namely fossils and natural minerals. Mrs. Anne Petrie was a daughter of Captain Matthew Flinders, who was a celebrated early explorer of the coasts of Australia. Petrie taught himself trigonometry and geometry at a young age, with particular interest in varied standards of measurements. Petrie's father was a surveyor who taught his son how to use the most modern surveying equipment of the time. Petrie would go about England measuring Churches, buildings, and ancient megalithic ruins, such as Stonehenge. At thirteen, he read Piazzi Smyth’s Our Inheritance in the Great Pyramids;his interest flourished from this young age and Flinders convinced himself that he would one day see the pyramids for himself. Flinders began as a Practical Surveyor in south

Flinging Bra At Trolley Car Saves Missing Gal
Good Morning, now I have been to Coyote Ugly before and seen Bras dangling from the ceiling…some big’ns too…but this next story has got to take the Bra world by the…hmmm Wonder Bra world by the cups… An American woman was airlifted from a German mountainside after sending an SOS signal… with her bra. The woman - missing for over three days - hooked the brightly colored sports bra on a cable used for transporting logs to a valley below hoping it would lead rescuers to her. The 24-year-old outdoors enthusiast from Colorado injured herself in the Bavarian Alps while walking solo near Berchtesgaden close to the border with Austria. "She was saved because she was really clever and in good physical shape," said police chief Adolph Günther. “Hanging the bra out saved her life because a logger saw it, heard about the search for a missing woman, and called mountain rescue.” The 36" DD bra’s owner was found a few hours after it was spotted three days later by a helicopt

Flint Cracks Down On New Fashion Trend
Flint Cracks Down On New Fashion Trend Flint Police Cracking Down On 'Saggers' Police Cracking Down On Plummeting Waistlines FLINT, Mich. -- Flint police are warning city residents to pull up their pants – literally. On Thursday, Flint police chief David Dicks released a memo that Flint will be the latest city to campaign against pants that slip below waistlines. Anyone wearing pants or shorts that expose their buttocks can be arrested for indecent exposure, according to the memo. According to Dicks, those who reveal their underwear and dress in this manner as a form of "self expression" are no longer practicing free speech. “How are you going to get arrested for something you wear?” said one Flint resident. The memo states that sagging pants will now rise to the crime of indecent exposure and or disorderly persons. Experts and other cities have said the "bare your britches look" reflects laziness and encourages gang activities. However, Dominique Clack argues t

The Flint Common Sense Diet
I have been careful about the things I eat since I was admitted to Navy medical for malnutrition in 1995. I was told the amazing news that Man actually cannot live on bread alone, 'condiments' is not a food group, and vitamins are a waste of money, among other things. I have read literally hundreds of thousands of words concerning health and diet. While no expert, I feel I have come to certain conclusions that will be helpful for people to lose unwanted weight, keep it off, and attain a state of health that will be satisfactory, or at least non-debilitating. Read further for the exciting findings of the Flint Thinktank (Members: John Flint). The Flint Diet 1) Eat stuff 2) Try to eat plant stuff 3) Eat more plant stuff than meat stuff 4) Eat when you are hungry 5) Stop eating before you are full 6) Drink water often 7) Digest your food 8) Make turds. "Never look back" 9) Exercise 10) That means to move your body around 11) Playing video games or watching TV do not count

Flint's Religion
John's new religion Or Flintasticism 1) There are many gods 2) All gods are spirits 3) All living animals have spirits 4) When a 'lower' animal dies, it's soul becomes non-corporeal 5) When that soul is freed of Earthly bonds, it may gather believers and become a god or goddess depending on the believers 6) All gods need believers or they die 7) If a god dies, it is born as a human 8) If you are human, you are a god 9) Worship yourself 10) Don't overdo it 11) When you die, you go to Lewiston, Maine if you have sinned 12) When you die, you go to Aruba if you have not sinned 13) There's no such thing as sin 14) Except child molesters and sex offenders 15) And people who needlessly and ceaselessly hurt people 16) A lot 17) They suck 18) And people who turn the bass up in their cars waaaaaaaay too loud 19) They suck, too 20) They're going to Lewiston 21) All of them 22) Thou shalt not drink of the fermentation of animal products 23) They taste like ass soup 24

The Flintstones Are Deadly!
Monday, April 06, 2009 Memories... The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly. Pt 4 Current mood: creative The Flintstones Are DeadlyVitamins have been an important consumer item for years. Now they have vitemin pills and drinks for just abotu everything, so if need be, you could probably live without consuming anything except for these items. They have even put it in people's heads that children need these vitamins in addition to thier daily food intake. They have come out with alot of forms of vitamins for children to try to make them more apealing to consume. A variety of flavors and shapes, making them look like popular cartoon charectors so the kids think they are eating candy. Aaahhh yes candy, what child doesn't like candy right? Did they ever notice how children are usually the ones opening the childproof items for the adults? Did they ever think the natural psychological workinngs of a child when creating these vitamins? Hello kids love candy!! They try to sneak

Flip Of The Switch
Flip of the switch smiles and laughter... Flip of the switch depression and tears. Listen to the sirens jump to her feet Listen to the sirens Surpress all their fears. Flip of the switch her profession no longer Flip of the switch the tradition is broken. Great Grandad & Grandad and Daddy so brave "The family so heroic" Shall no longer be spoken. Flip of the switch she curls up in the darkness Flip of the switch she sits all alone. The pit of her being a large gaping hole Solice sorely lacking new sirens atone.

Flip Side (so Young Ii)
Here I am. Sitting in my living room all alone. Why did you have to leave like that? I loved you more than words could say, And you returned all my love, then some. You held me so tightly, yet, so tenderly. You were my one true love. I thought we’d always be together. I thought wrong. You always said I was so beautiful, Even when I looked my worst. You were always handsome No matter where you were. You looked so handsome lying there In your favorite suit. My last memory of you. You told me you’d love me for the rest of my life. Well, you were wrong, unfortunately. I still love you, though. And I’ll raise our child to love you, too. By the way, I named him after you. It was kind of my last gift to you. After all, you did die so young. I just wanted you to know That I will always love you. Always and forever.

Flip Or Not To Flip
heres a funny story on math enjoy.... The next time one of your kids or grandchildren whines over doing his or her math - that its a waste of time - that they'll never use it once they grow up... Give em this to read. THE MAN WHO KNOWS HIS MATH He writes: I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out is window and gave the woman the finger. "Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why: I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to 982 car

Flip Side Of The Coin
Come To Bed Come! Naked to my bed! Undress these feelings and emotions Rancid from work and the day' toils Discard them upon the heap of repealed ideas To be laundered and sundered in the morning light. Care only tonight you will be mine Offering me the finest fleshy fruit Friendship and love can offer To hold, to kiss, to caress Till there is no doubt in our souls We were meant this night to be one For this night, I would turn down the AC ... So I could snuggle in with you When we are done And whisper as I hold your close to me "My love, I can not live without you" If my body wants you yet again It is only a sign I will never tire Of the love you give to me For it know no other means of showing you How you make me feel, For in the end, these words I speak Are only wagings of my tongue While you deserve the whole love Of a man proper. May it be me.

Flipping Bored
i'm f'n bored and been this way for a few days. i'm bored at work, then come home and i'm bored at home, then go out for a drink and i'm bored at the bar. this has gotta stop. but how? i dunno how to stop being bored. fuck! on another topic all together i think i have social phobia i just noticed. i get real nervous when i'm around more then 10 people and i bascially shut down socially and i dunno what to do anymore. o well such is life.

Flip Phone Warning
DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY WITH FLIP PHONES! A new study has revealed that flip phones have caused very serious side effects to the reproductive development of young children. As the photo below shows, it can also l ead to localized pain and discomfort. Pass this on for the sake of all children, please.

Flip Off And/or Salute
I wanted to know what people would think would be better... A flip off - Azriel a friend on fubar has girls take a picture of they're "best flip off" and upload it to they're profile pictures so he can rip it to an album. Mine would be guys or girls doesn't matter... OR A Salute - A salute to sweet, sexy lil ol me... lol. I just thought it would be fun to have a salute...free to choose what you want to do and have a paper or something that says something like "showing love to Jenn, Fubar # 198193" with your name and/or fubar name and fubar number. It can be creative, funny, dirty, sexy, scary. You choose.... After thinking about it I thought well I'll just let you choose, instead of picking just one to do. So here it is... Do a "Flip Off" AND OR a "Salute". Yes you can do both! When you've done this upload it to your pictures and let me know so I can rip it. I'll put them in they're own albums.... If you do this thanks alot, it's just something fun to do on he

Flip Cup
Game Name: Flip Cup Category: Coordination Buzz Level: Medium Directions: A relay race game played with red plastic party cups. Teams are divided into 4 or 5, each with a half cup of beer, or 2 shots of hard liquor. The game is a relay race and each person much drink the contents of their cup and flip the cup from the edge of the table with there fingers to the upsidedown position on the table before the next member begins. First team to finish wins.

Flip Flop
What Your Flip Flops Say About You You are crazy, and mostly in a good way. You have wild ideas, many of which seem drug induced. You are open to new experiences, and you are a bit of a drifter. You're never sure what you'll be doing tomorrow.. and you like it that way. Your ideal warm weather place: the Gold Coast of Australia The Flip Flop Test

Flip Flops
What Your Flip Flops Say About You You are a warm, friendly person who simply enjoys life. You don't complicate things for yourself. Life is too short! You have a super optimistic attitude, and you have figured out how to be happy. Everyone wants to know your secret... and it's a lot more simple than they might think. Your ideal warm weather place: San Diego The Flip Flop Test

.........flippin Shame
so i reactivate w/ the army reserves and stuff right!! good times good times! they order my acu's (army uniform slang)!.....that was in march when i first reported and all that stuff i mean...........i cut off all my facial hair ( i miss my beard sighnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn)! any ways now its july ....and guess what? they just finaly sent my damn acu pants. i mean seriously what the hell i didn't get my top or my name tag or unit crest or anything just my damn pants!OOGA BOOGA (just one time) so anyways my first pt test i took in march i did like 40 push ups, 35 sit ups and like ran a 23 min 2 mile .......epic failure right there and i was 230 lbs w/ my body fat like 25%. i was a fat ass july comes around ....i did like ....65 push ups, 60 sit ups and dismantled 6 1/2 mins off my damn run. i still suck at the run but damn 6 1/2 mins in a 4 month span.....NOT BAD NOT BAD AT ALL.....and now im 205 lbs........AND NOT THAT FAT ...lil beer gut but ya know ladies like the beer gut ....

...........flippin Shame.....part Deuce
.........so yeah.ive been out of the loop......AND HERE IS WHY!!.....i was whining about only getting my acu pants from my unit and stuff .......here the update!! i talk to the stand-in commanding officer and he is like "dood why did they just send your pants" .....now i know why i get a call from a suply sergant and stuff we bs ..... i tell him about my irr status and how i wanna re-enlist and stuff, and about my rocky past 6 months ( my undoing, no job blah blah) comes to find out .......my commanding officer NEVER ORDERED MY ACU'S!!! i mean........these pricks bugged me for like 5 months to come off of irr (inactive reserves ready) or some nonsence.......and i do......and THEY DON'T ORDER MY ACU'S im like DAMN do i suck that bad.....so...im suposed to leave for virgina august 10th..and i doubt that will happen cause i think my orders got revoked...idk why either...kinda be happy if they do .....so this way i can knock off more time on my run and stuff sooooooooooo

.........flippin Deets
so i found out what my revoked orders was about ......yayyyyyyyy me! ...so i go to boston to do my weekend a month thing. we got this girl in my unit. i swear on the holy bible she tries to fuck anything that moves (except me THANK GOD! she isn't ugly by anymeans, but she has a whole fuckin lot of growing up to do!) this chick has or had a boyfriend stationed in ft. bragg north carolina. she goes off and basically brags about being single and her boy cheating on her and knockin some other chick up ( don't blame him! this chick is a big fuckin deet) so anyways with my story. there was a change of command ceremony going on today. she was told before hand that she was to hold the unit flag! (i would of did it but i have no acu's so thats out)! she sat there and bitched and complained to unit commander like she was some little kid about having to stand up for an hour or so, and hold a flag! (not to damn hard then again this is a change of command ceremony for those who know about the

Flipped Chevy Blazer
so me and my ex were goin out to lunch to talk, and there was a flipped blazer on the side of the road, wtf, there was this dude stopped in the intersection takin pics with his camera phone, I looked at him like, "wtf" and he looked and smiled mischievously and I gave him a thumbs up, when was the last time you saw a blazer flipped over on the side of the road

Flippin Hilarious
Things only A Mom Would Know One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 -1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up. Then she says, (as only a mother would know... 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?'

Flippers
1 DAY LEFT IN THE FLIP OFF CONTEST AND STILL IN 2ND PLACE, BUT NOT BY FAR. WE JUST NEED A RATE PLEASE! ALSO CHECK IF YOU CAN RERATE IT, IF YOU ALREADY RATED BEFORE PLEASE. YES! EVERY LITTLE BIT HELPS! YOU'RE RATE HELPS! SO PLEASE TAKE A SECOND AND RATE IT. CLICK ON THE PIC LINK YOU SEE DOWN BELOW IN THE COMMENT AREA THANKS SO MUCH TO EVERYONE WHO HAS HELPED OUT ALREADY!! YOU SO ROCK!

Flip That Cross
Bitch, I'm a basketcaseThat'll blast your faceNine times with these wicked rhymesWhile I masturbate all over girls pretty tittiesAnd a face for a hacker up all itty and bitty, and trashed the placeBack the fuck off of me you's a damn jokeThat's why Karkus wrapped that wire right around your throatWatch you choke as I finish recording all of my shit, kidIf you was smart never fuck with us lunaticsNow you fucked welcome to hell, sonWe laughing and drinkin' while you're suckin' the barrel of a gunWe havin' fun, partying in your girls guts runnin' a trainThe pain, that bitch gonna need novacaine while she's givin' me brainPourin' cheap beer on dead bitches titties and pussy holesRippin' out they guts just to make some hooka holesPack that pussy full of nubs pull it through and start to puffYou know this crew is fuckin' nuts so save yourself and give on upYou know we out our fuckin' minds, another place, another timeBitches screamin', bodies bleeding, mixed with sadistic rhymesWhen food is

Flipping Psychos
Well here is a prime example of why I don't pay money on this site to help anyone. So Call Me PDiddy... I bought dude a 3 month VIP, $25 bling pack, AND a auto 11 because he WAS an awesome friend. SO I talk to dude on here, text, and on the phone and now all of a sudden I'm supposed to answer my whereabouts to him! Ok just because we joke about you being my "fu boyfriend" does not mean you can tell me I have to answer to you about MY personal life. Seriously guy you're drama. My son was sick all night and he texted me 32 flipping times! Well you're damn right I shut my phone off! And fyi.. Will IS an ex and still a great friend. YES he drives me places I need to go and hangs out. So fucking what!!!! You seriously need to grow up. You come near me again and I'll nail you with harrassment, plain and simple. Calling my phone every 5 minutes and sending texts to me every 2 minutes IS not cool. Get some help.

Flippin Through Fubar
I like nice people. I'm a nice person. I kinda thumb through people and profiles. I'm trying to return all the favors I can for people. I might be a view on your profile due, in part, to the fact that I click everything. I like the kindness I've been shown here so I guess I'll try to level a little bit. Be nice to each other for crying out loud. Laters.

Flirting
You Are a Coy Flirt You may not seem like you're flirting, but you know exactly what you're doing. You draw people in, very calculatingly, without them even knowing. Subtle and understated, you know how to best leverage your sex appeal. A sexy enigma, you easily become an object of obsession. What Kind of Flirt Are You?

Flirt
You Are a Natural Flirt Believe it or not, you're a really effective flirt. And you're so good, you hardly notice that you're flirting. Your attitude and confidence make you a natural flirt. And the fact that you don't know it is just that more attractive! What Kind of Flirt Are You?

Flirting Tips
Women are so much more subtle about flirting clues that men need to really pay attention. Ladies, men are not used to women flirting with them. An overwhelming majority of men said they would just love it if a woman would talk to them first or at least express a larger clue that you were interested in checking them out. #1: Repeated contact...at least three separate verbal or non-verbal clues need to be given. Why? The first time he's going to look around and make sure it's really him that you are flirting with. The second, he knows it's him and he gets flushed and pleased. (At this point he'll probably walk by you and at least smile..he's checking you out a little more.) The third time you can express interest-by introducing yourself, or commenting on his tie, or waving from across the room. Now he knows you are open to meeting and it will be a cinch. #2: Whisper...it always gets their attention. Ask them if you can tell them a secret...Then whisper in their ear: 'I just love

Flirtation
Watch the way she looks at me Acting like I can't see Twirling her hair and licking her lips Strutting around swaying those hips I try to ignore her but the feeling is too strong Can't hold back for too long Maybe go and ask her name See if she likes my game I know it can't be serious But damn this lady got me delirious

Flirtation
Wake me from this dark dreaming Bring be a smile for my lips Give me a sign to start scheming how I'd hold you by the hips I see your blue eyes gleaming shining at me across the room I read in them a secret meaning telling me you want me too Around one question we dance I think we need to answer soon Is it time for some sweet romance? shall we dance to a sweeter tune?

Flirting
I love to flirt online....but I am 100% faithful to my wife. Just thought I'd put that out there, oh, and that doesn't mean I don't want to see your boobies...I DO! LOL I just don't want to meet for sex, well..... unless you're really good and can talk my wife into it! LMAO

Flirting. A Deadly Sin.
I always seem to have a problem with this. On this site as well. So maybe you should all take a min of your time to read this : Flirt 1.to court thrillingly or act amorously without serious intentions; play at love; coquet. I grew up with my sarcastic humor and my pleasantly friendly attitude. I have always been very outgoing and well liked. I’m known for my humor and sarcasm, and I am usually the entertainer in a group. You would think these would be good characteristics. I guess not. In that past, there have been a few people who have been offended, or disagreed with my actions towards certain people. This is because my personality tends to be a bit more flirtatious than most. Everyone around me acts just as I do it seems. Perhaps it just seems so because they all simply play along with me and my individuality. Growing up around friendly people, it is hard for me to refrain from being so outgoing and sociable. I can’t help but tend to be a flirt. I also grew up w

Flirting By Touching
Nothing sends across the message "I'm attracted to you" stronger than when a woman touches you repeatedly during conversation. It is the oldest and most powerful flirting technique that the world has ever seen. It makes you immediately warm up to her, get a very good feeling about her, and raises your interest in her significantly. Doesn't it? But why does it have this effect on you? How can you go from being slightly interested in a woman to being just shy of infatuated with her after a series of light touches and rubs? You see, our minds are naturally programmed to respond to human touch in a positive way, which makes it a huge influence on who we are attracted to even more so than what we see, hear, or smell. That means that by simply touching a woman correctly you can make her more attracted to you than you could ever do with your looks, your words, and your cologne... combined! Because of the structure of today’s society, many of us are not as accustomed to touching as we

Flirt
You Are a Super Flirt You love to flirt, so much so that it gets you in trouble. In almost any situation, you find yourself flirting - even when it's inappropriate. You tend to embrace all flirting styles too.. from coy to sexy to playful to serious. And if someone flirts back, you'll crank it up even more!What Kind of Flirt Are You?

Flirting- Some Of It Is True
*~*~*HOW GIRLS FLIRT*~*~* 1.She calls you by your full name not just a nick name. 2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny. 3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you. 4. She touches your arm when she talks to you. 5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face. 6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested. 7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you. 8. She criticizes you on a girl you like. 9. You catch her staring at you. 10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you. 11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot. 12. She knows your phone number and address. 13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as possible *~*~*HOW GUYS FLIRT*~*~* 1. He stares at you alot. 2. He hits you alot. (just play hitting ) 3. He uses the first thi

Flirt
You Are a Dreaming Soul Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you away from this world So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all... But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you. Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses. Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others. Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life. Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

Flirts
There are many ways a person can flirt,it is so simple and so easy,most the time we don't even realize we are doing it but yet sometimes we do,we know what we are doing,it just comes natural.the smile on our face shows it they way our eyes glow when we get around certain people,makes us feel fluttery and warm and to say that someone notices,It makes us feel happy and young,that we are really alive.a touch,a wink,a tickle,or comment or compliment and such, we all know what it is and the fun in it,TO BE A FLIRT,OR TO BE FLIRTED WITH. Have a flirty day.

Flirt
What Type of Flirt are You? (pics) Subtle FlirtWere you just winking at us? We couldn't quite tell... In fact, we think it's pretty safe to say that you're a Subtle Flirt you're a master of the flirting game. You know how to attract attention from anyone, any time. A quick come-hither smile, a little game of look-away-and-look-back-again before long you have the object of your affection wrapped around your little finger. One of the best things about your approach is that it's discreet. You can always act innocent and coy if something gets taken out of context or misunderstood. Just make sure you're not too subtle, or you may end up playing the game all by yourself.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

Flirt
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... What's Your Flirt Style? MY RESULT:Touchy Feely When you see something you like, you’re not afraid to reach out and grab it. Literally.Being touchy-feely is by far the most effective means of letting someone know you’re interested. Well, interested in fondling them, at least. If you want to let them know that you like them in a deeper way, we recommend trying something a little more subtle...which would be, oh, just about anything. Maybe you should offer them half of your sandwich or something. Take This Quiz!

Flirt
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... What's Your Flirt Style? MY RESULT:Friend First You’d rather date a friend than a stranger. So you try to become friends with everyone, just in case.You’ve got a great flirt technique going on. You realize that friends are more important than dates, and you’ll move a little slowly in the romance game if it means keeping everyone your pal. Where could it go wrong? Well, your crushes might not even realize that you like them as more than a friend. Be their friends, but don’t be shy with your feelings, you know? Especially if your friends are hot. Take This Quiz!

Flirty Style......hmmmm
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... What's Your Flirt Style? MY RESULT:Touchy Feely When you see something you like, you’re not afraid to reach out and grab it. Literally.Being touchy-feely is by far the most effective means of letting someone know you’re interested. Well, interested in fondling them, at least. If you want to let them know that you like them in a deeper way, we recommend trying something a little more subtle...which would be, oh, just about anything. Maybe you should offer them half of your sandwich or something. Take This Quiz!

Flirting
at first SEALED WITH A KISS WAS OUR BOND FROM THE START PERFECT UNION OF MIND BODY SOUL AND HEART CAN I BE THE ONE TO MAKE HER COMPLETE OR A PAIN FROM THE PAST THATS DESTINED TO REPEAT DO I HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO PUT THE WIGGLE IN HER WALK CAN I LEAVE HER SPEECHLESS AS SHE TRIES TO TALK WILL I BE FLOWERS AND CANDY SENSUAL AND SWEET OR ANOTHER SHE LABLED AS A LOWLIFE DEADBEAT WILL IT BE A WIDE SMILE SPREAD ACROSS HER FACE OR A WISH FOR ME TO VANISH WITHOUT A TRACE ONE NEVER KNOWS HOW AFFAIRS OF THE HEART GO SET ASIDE YOUR PROLEMS LET YOUR TRUE FEELINGS SHOW I'LL TELL HER SHES THE STARS, MOON AND THE SUN THAT SHE CAN'T BE REPLACED AS MY NUMBER ONE I'LL COMMENT ON HER DRESS AND THE CUT OF HER HAIR HOLD HER HAND, KISS HER NECK JUST SO SHE KNOWS IM THERE

Flirting On Ct
A lot of folks get ticked off here when people flirt with them. Well here's one big piece of good advice. Don't post nude or suggestive pics then! If you put bait on the hook, something just might damn well bite! Post a bunch of political or religious pics if you want only platonic responses. Otherwise accept the damn compliments and shut up! Use a little common sense here folks! It's not the other person's fault if they misunderstood your highly mature, strictly innocent pose in your panties, sucking a popsicle as a sexual metaphor! Gee golly, why what victims you are indeed! That being said, I think unsolicited harrassment deserves a swift kick in the balls and a good ole Bama ass-whipping! But don't poke the bear in mating season gals, he might just mount ya!

Flirt
Thou shalt flirt ferociously each day with thy spouse that thy marriage shall be blessed with strength, joy and longevity. In everyday life its important to take a moment to keep the romance kindled. Have a ROMANTIC day :) Peace & LOVE Hopeless Romantic

Flirting
Ok...I noticed tonite that I have forgotten how to flirt. This is a very disappointing realization. I used to be an ace flirter! It may have actually been an obsession at one point. Now, anytime I am around someone I am crushing on...I forget who I am...lol! Even online I am a total clutz when it comes to the oposite sex. I am going to have to do some further thinking on this to decide what caused the skill loss. As soon as I figure it out I will post another blog. :P

**flirtation** Never Hurt Anyone
A little lighthearted flirtation turns the temperature up in your life. No matter what your current romantic situation, it's always nice to acknowledge that you find others attractive -- and vice versa. Have some fun.

Flirting Problem Solved....on To The Next Drama!
The flirting problem is solved. I figure it was lack of practice. However now I live daily with the desire to be a half of one whole. To find a mate. My soulmate. I believe I know him...I just can't have him. And from this realization comes my sadness. I long for that part of my heart that I had sarted to live without. I lost it a long time ago and have begun to get used to life without it. Now suddenly the one who holds this part of my heart is back....with complications. I want to try again...but can't bring myself to tell him. Last time I did he told me to move on. But he found me this time. Used to be the other way around. I can't move on with him in my life and to cut him out would be like cutting out my own heart. All I feel like doing is crying. I can't have him...I can't live completely happily without him. Oh my aching heart............

Flirting With Her Eyes
Flirting With Her Eyes by Bunny For someone special they look like they're flirting but then i have no claims on the girl their laughter innocent or not discourages me forcing me to feel i n s i g n i f i c a n t perhaps, i try too hard but darn it all those precious eyes of hers did court me for a while

Flirting Tips
Women are so much more subtle about flirting clues that men need to really pay attention. Ladies, men are not used to women flirting with them. An overwhelming majority of men said they would just love it if a woman would talk to them first or at least express a larger clue that you were interested in checking them out. #1: Repeated contact...at least three separate verbal or non-verbal clues need to be given. Why? The first time he`s going to look around and make sure it`s really him that you are flirting with. The second, he knows it`s him and he gets flushed and pleased. (At this point he`ll probably walk by you and at least smile..he`s checking you out a little more.) The third time you can express interest-by introducing yourself, or commenting on his tie, or waving from across the room. Now he knows you are open to meeting and it will be a cinch. #2: Whisper...it always gets their attention. Ask them if you can tell them a secret...Then whisper in their ear: `I just love

Flirtinisangriazombie
NGREDIENTS: * 12 oz frozen fruit punch, partially thawed * 10 oz frozen strawberries * 2/3 cup orange juice * 2 Tbsp lemon juice * 24 oz ginger ale * 1 qt Champagne * 3 cups water PREPARATION: 1. Place a frozen ice ring in a punch bowl. 2. Add the fruit punch, water, strawberries, and juices. 3. Stir to dissolve the punch. 4. Slowly pour in the ginger ale and Champagne.

Flirting Vs Hitting On
So many times I run across the same crap every where I go. Where you find women reaching out to find freinds to talk to, express themselves too, Entertain themselves, or for what ever reason, you also find those that prey apon them. Now dont get me wrong, there are times we can all get together and flirt, as flirting can be fun for all parties involved as long as one understands the boundries, and doesnt push them. It is the way in everything we do in life, You would not cram your ideas onto another if they didnt feel the same way you did, or maybe some do. Not everybody in the world thinks with the lower body parts, and in most cases if you simplt take problem in hand, and deal with it, you might find more substance buried in the relationships your trying to build. After all, in every relationship thats good, it begins with trust, honesty, and freindship.

‘flirting Robots’
‘flirting robots’ Those entering online dating forums risk having more than their hearts stolen. A program that can mimic online flirtation and then extract personal information from its unsuspecting conversation partners is making the rounds in Russian chat forums, according to security software firm PC Tools. The artificial intelligence of CyberLover’s automated chats is good enough that victims have a tough time distinguishing the “bot” from a real potential suitor, PC Tools said. The software can work quickly too, establishing up to 10 relationships in 30 minutes, PC Tools said. It compiles a report on every person it meets complete with name, contact information, and photos. As a tool that can be used by hackers to conduct identity fraud, CyberLover demonstrates an unprecedented level of social engineering,” PC Tools senior malware analyst Sergei Shevchenko said in a statement. Among CyberLover’s creepy features is its ability to offer a range of different profile

Flirty Quotes
I don't have a library card...but can I check you out? I'm feeling a little off today, anyone want to turn me on? If you're cute, you can call me baby. If you're nice, you can call me sweetie. But if you're HOT, you can call me tonight. I'm here. Now what are your other two wishes? I'm doing an assignment for class, I have to find the best kisser in school, can I test you out? Do you know what would look good on you? Me. You should be on a cambell's commercial, cuz you are mm'mm good! These hatas be hatin me - but lovin my style And the guys go crazy - cuz they lovin my smile. My names not Elmo, but you can tickle me anyways. Man: You look like my third wife! Woman: How many times have you been married? Man: Twice. So what if my ass is like woah? Just like Lucky Charms... I'm magically delicious! Are you a ticket? Cuz you got fine written all over you. Sparkle and Shine. Cuz this girl is fine. This babygirl is gonna make you mine

Flirt
enter: 'he' in a crowded room enter: 'she' who will make him swoon she catches his eye with a sparkle and shine it's love at first sight, a perfect sign she bats the lashes of the windows of her soul he shuffles his feet, which begin to get cold she takes a seat right next to he, who stares at the ground apprehensively she crosses her legs and tosses her hair he fiddles with his hands, a nervous pair she taps her fingers then looks in his eyes he stares right back, so mesmerized with sweaty palms he manages a 'hi' her smile makes him weak, he lets out a sigh she speaks her name her voice, like a bell it's much too late, he's fallen under her spell she winks with a smile he grins sheepishly her way growing numb inside, he thinks of what to say slipping him her number, she whispers to call soon leaving behind her a trail of sweet perfume

Flirting
I am a big flirt. I am not trying to pick someone up online or for that matter in person. I tend to say what comes to mind don't give a fuck how it may sound to someone not involved in the conversation. If does happen, ya better be single and not in a relationship. Cuz ya think you know what bitch is...think again. If I give your guy a compliment doesn't mean I want to fuck him... (yes there are sometimes when ya do say they are fuckable and off to fantasy land but it doesn't mean anything else)If at anytime someone says please stop, then ok fine..Like I said I am not after anyone else's guy. I know there are those out there who make it a game to see if they can get your guy. I am not one of them. If I talk about sex with you doesn't mean I am gonna hookup with ya either. I talk about everything.

Flirting After Marriage
Flirting is a form of human interaction, usually expressing a sexual or romantic interest in the other person. It can consist of conversation, body language or brief physical contact. It may be one-sided or reciprocated. Naturally gregarious man who enjoy social situations may flirt as easily as they breathe. It may never occur to them that there is an issue. Plenty of men who were raised to refer to others in affectionate terms and they don't even hear themselves when they do it. When asked or put on the spot, they may express surprise over it. Ask why he does it or if he is even aware? It could be that he enjoys being warm and open. It could be that he needs those connections with others and that they have a value for him. It's also worth mentioning that flirting doesn't have to mean anything, flirting is just how some people of opposite genders communicate. Women are more sensitive than men about these things and they are always thinking about their personality and their relat

Flirty
You had a hard day at work. you come home you insert your house key to unlock the front door, the door unlocks. You push the door open. Step inside, and thats when you notice the dozen red roses on the counter so you put your keys and purse down head over to the roses so you can smell them. Taking a single one out of the vase Bring it closer so you can take a long deep breath in to smell the aroma of it's sweet smell. Then you notice red rose petals on the floor heading to the bedroom. As you walk closer to the door you can hear soft beautiful music playing. You open the door to see roses petals heading two different directions One towards the bed the other path towards the master bath. With your roses in one hand, you slip your shoes off and walk towards the bathroom door. Gently opening the door to take a look to find me there standing there filling the tub up with warm water. And adding rose petals and bubble bath to the water.

Flirting
Hello... See, the thing is.. My friend Amanda has some friends.. and they all like to be around her.. she is gorgeous and so sweet.. but here is the deal... One of her friends has a mad crush on her.. and everyone knows.. and they are allowing his feelings for her to determine how they talk to her.. they don't flirt with her.. they moderate everything they said to her while he is around... Is it right of them to do this.. and tossing her feelings away.. and not flirting with her the way she wants? Would you allow his feelings for her make you watch what you say to her while he is around?

'flirtatious Grin'
chapter 5~ Indian Paint Brushes turn a field red, While pale blue skies hang overhead. A buck-board buggy now makes it's way, down the road of the blue and the gray. Red, white and blue banners that wave in a light breeze across southern days. Towns people gathered as the day grew Miss Scarlett was busy with shopping to do! The Sun cast a shadow under this town as rebels were hiding and sneaking around. The Union soldiers marched the streets, as children raced for something sweet. At the edge of town was the 'blue bellies' camp, in the shadows, confederate TNT lay crimped. Captain Doodle on the sidewalk's boarded row when he bumped into Miss. Scarlett Rose. They collided like two sheets on a line Captain Doodle held her for a long long time. "I have something for your father," Doodle blew "Back at the camp, I'll will escort you." "My, My, Captain Doodle... you Do, take a girls breath away," She coo'd. He extended an arm in Gentleman charm and Miss

Flirting Morning Sun (untitled)
This delightful take on awakening was sent in a profile comment to me, this morning, by "darkness personified", of Malaysia. She wrote it, too! Marvelous! kissed by the morning sun...i awoke... tickled by it's golden rays running amok... hazy flecks...sashaying in it's glare... the hands of time...stopped and stared... lazily i stretched...and french kissed the breeze... frolicking amongst the billows of the curtains with ease... playing hide and seek...with my waking eyes... the mischievous smile...widening in style... turning...i pressed upon the satin sheet... like a lover's skin...silky and sweet... i pressed my face...into it's fragrance... and fell into it's cool embrace... blowing the lock of hair from my face... watched as it twirled and fell with grace... inhaling deeply...i breathed the beauty in... felt the butterflies fluttering within... such a sensual feeling...i deduced... and i kissed the sun back...amused... ________________ "Darkness per

Flirtin' With Disaster (molly Hatchet)
Flirtin' With Disaster (Molly Hatchet) I'm travelin' down the road and I'm Flirtin w/ Disaster. I got the pedal 2 the floor & my life is runnin' faster. I'm outta money, outta hope & it looks like self-destruction. Well, how much more can we take with all of this corruption? We're flirtin w/ disaster & ya'll know what it means. And when we play with our lives, it makes no sense to me. I don't know about yourself, or what you plan to be, yeah. We're gamblin' with our time & choose our destiny. I'm travelin' down that lonesome road. Feel like I'm draggin' a heavy load. Yeah, and I try to turn my head away. Feel about the same most every day (& you know what I'm talkin about) Speedin' down the fast lane, & honey we're playin' from town 2 town. The boys & I been burnin' it up, can't seem to slow it down. Got the pedal to the floor our lives are running faster. Got a side-step straight ahead, but I ain't sure what we're after. Flirtin' w/ Disaster ya'll damn sure

Flirt Train
New Train...for all you folks who like to FLIRT..and OMG...yes I'm one of them To get on this train r/f/a all members. Let them know that you are joining the flirt train in your friend request. If they are already a friend leave them a comment like "I like to flirt" and don't forget to re-rate them. NO DRAMA...NO DRAMA...NO DRAMA did i say NO DRAMA When new members add you rate them as well as leave them a flirty comment. Rate this flirty folder and you'll get a flirty tag specially made by vitamin de~. Start with this picture. Start rating...this is a great way to keep in touch with friends and meet new friends. Don't forget to message Vitamin de~ when you've finished the train to be added....and rate the picture folder for your special flirty tag. ~vitamin de~

Flirty Train
New Train...for all you folks who like to FLIRT..and OMG...yes I'm one of them To get on this train r/f/a all members. Let them know that you are joining the flirt train in your friend request. If they are already a friend leave them a comment like "I like to flirt" and don't forget to re-rate them. NO DRAMA...NO DRAMA...NO DRAMA did i say NO DRAMA When new members add you rate them as well as leave them a flirty comment. Rate this flirty folder and you'll get a flirty tag specially made by vitamin de~. Start with this picture. Start rating...this is a great way to keep in touch with friends and meet new friends. Don't forget to message Vitamin de~ when you've finished the train to be added....and rate the picture folder for your special flirty tag.

Flirting Tips
Flirting Tips Women are so much more subtle about flirting clues that men need to really pay attention. Ladies, men are not used to women flirting with them. An overwhelming majority of men said they would just love it if a woman would talk to them first or at least express a larger clue that you were interested in checking them out. #1: Repeated contact...at least three separate verbal or non-verbal clues need to be given. Why? The first time he's going to look around and make sure it's really him that you are flirting with. The second, he knows it's him and he gets flushed and pleased. (At this point he'll probably walk by you and at least smile..he's checking you out a little more.) The third time you can express interest-by introducing yourself, or commenting on his tie, or waving from across the room. Now he knows you are open to meeting and it will be a cinch. #2: Whisper...it always gets their attention. Ask them if you can tell them a secret...Then whisper in their

!flirting!
we all do it whether its intentional or not we do it with a smile,a wink,the way you look at someone,playing with your hair,body language,what have you so when is flirting not flirting anymore? when is it crossing the line of respect to someone? is it when you tell someone they are sexy,hot,make you sweat???? what ? i mean those can not be compliments to someone because a compliment would be telling someone..your pretty,your handsome,nice looking,good looking....those are compliments i know everyone has their own opinions on what flirting is or isnt... so someone please enlighten me on this.... because some of the shit i see and hear A LOT of the time are crossing line and would deff make someones girl or guy very uncomfortable because i know for a fact that i would never tell someone that they make me sweat,melt,wet,think things,unless they are my man i mean come on now seriously some ppl really have no concept on what RESPECT to a loved one is

Flirtin
How GIRLS FLIRT: 1.She calls you by your full name not just a nick name. 2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny. 3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you. 4. She touches your arm when she talks to you. 5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face. 6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested. 7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you. 8. She criticizes you on a girl you like. 9. You catch her staring at you. 10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you. 11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot. 12. She knows your phone number and address. ( stalker much? ) 13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as possible HOW GUYS FLIRT: 1. He stares at you alot. 2. He hits you alot. (just play hitting ) 3. He uses the fir

Flirty, Factual, Or Fearless...
You Are Factual You are highly intelligent, especially in areas that deal with concrete knowledge and facts. You are amazingly analytical. You can make sense of chaos without involving your emotions. If anything, you tend to be overly logical. It's sometimes hard for you to come to a decision, because you're too busy weighing all the options. People turn to you in times of trouble. They know that they can trust you to give good, well thought out advice. Are You Flirtatious, Fearless, Factual, or Friendly?

Flirtations
The attraction of flirtation,sweets for the sweet for the how we tantalize one another into such heated bliss feeling each others bodies climbing teasing tasting ever so softly biting nibbling pinching. Feeling the erotic waves of ecstasy climbing higher and higher,wave after wave we find each other wanting more. Hands rubbing,tongues lashing,fingers lingering, in the throws of the moment,we find each others passion and we become one. Molding into a climatic wave over and over. Thrust after Thrust,one orgasm after another You hold me so tight we both start to quiver as we reach that plateau of pure orgasmic pleasure.

Flirting Vs. Fun Sex
Is there really a difference? I mean, You can firt with words to people you dont know, and sometimes get deep intoo with someone if they were there. What about sex? Is it wrong to not settle for one person, and have casual playful sex with someone? I feel that 2 people can meet, have a playful flirtatious time, and even maybe have playful sex. Am I wrong?

Flirting
Flirting to me is justan act of showing that youadore certain aspects of a person...And it may lead to moreadventures or it may not... I LOVE to flirt. I think it is a harmless way of keeping your mind sharp with quick wit and double entendre'.

Flirting & Relationships...
I was presented with a situation... Is it okay to be in a relationship and continue to flirt with others online? What about the person you are flirting with? Is it ok to continue to give them a false pretense of interest? And the person you are seeing... how do they feel about it? Ultimately they will find out. Shouldn't this be something that is discussed with your partner so they won't think that you are looking elsewhere to replace them? I realize that online flirting is harmless in most people's eyes... but it is your partner's eyes you should be thinking about. This is, afterall, the person you selected to be with in the real world. I hope no one takes this personally, but hope that some do give it some thought. I know I have. Which is why I no longer participate in those singles websites.

Flirting With Disaster, Sleeping With The Enemy
I'm done trying every day to make everyone happy When nobody cares if I could end up dead It's fucking exhausting I close my eyes and dream at night I see a life that can't be mine with someone who cares for the things I live for I wish I'd never wake up Maybe it's all in my head I know I'm crazy but it's all your fault Don't say you're sorry It means nothing unless you mean it I'd like to see you live one day the way I have until tonight I'm nothing to no one no help from nowhere I fucking dare you Don't try to tell me I'm ok Nothing you say applies to me I done with your bullshit I'm moving on now and I'll never need you Maybe it's all in my head I know I'm crazy But it's all your fault don't say you're sorry it means nothing unless you mean it

Flirting
Ok, so we all flirt to some degree, its human nature. But, where is the line... when does flirting become cheating? Now think of online as well as real life. Or do you think that flirting, in all forms, is harmless? As with all other questions.. please stay on subject and IF YOU CANT BE HONEST - DONT COMMENT. Please check out the other questions of the day. Please Rate This Blog & Follow It

"flirting With Men Takes You From Nice To Charming"
When you flirt with a man, you stay in a that man's mind - sometimes for years!Anyone can have a conversation - but flirting shows that you really care about him, not just as a person, but as a man!The art of flirting can take you from nice to charming.Flirting is not just for romance. A true flirt uses almost every encounter with a man to make him feel more like a man - making him feel charmed and wanted and special. Men love it when a woman cares enough to flirt with them.Flirting sends a man the kind of message that is vital to his sense of masculinity and his self-esteem. There are so many men who are simply starved for this kind of attention.Why not practice your flirting on the men you consider to be "safe"?Why not flirt with men a little more today than you did yesterday?Start with a warm smile for everyone. That's the first step in practicing flirting. And smiling is not against the law, the last time I checked!But what if you don't habitually flash everyone a big smile as you

Flirty Poem
Roses are many colors. Violets are not blue. Sugar is sweet if it is in tea. You thought this was about you. It is not even about me. Just some things that are true. Like your beauty that outshines the sun. Like your smile that melts the ice. Like your eyes that would restore the beauty that Medusa once had. Just like your kindness I just wanted to say these things to flatter you some more. I hope you enjoy this flirty poem. MUAH to you with a big kiss.

Flirting..
I admit it.. I like to flirt. If you got a problem with it.. then dont deal with me. Its as simple as that. This is an adult site..people flirt..etc. Get over it! I had this sent to me... Flirting can be dangerous. The flirt does not necessarily have full control of her or his actions. A flirt with low self-esteem is a dangerous human indeed. A flirt without a moral sense is also dangerous. Like the Shadow, a flirt has the power to cloud men's minds. Or women's minds -- whatever minds the flirt is aiming for. The object of a full-on flirt can feel disoriented, toxic, hormonally imbalanced. A flirtee with an appreciation of the art form can feel exhilarated, as though taken on a roller coaster ride. Like the rider on a roller coaster, a flirtee always ends up back at the same place. Flirting is not transportation; it is social excitement for its own sake. If everyone understands that, then all is well. If they do not, uh-oh. would like to thank the person who sent it to me.

Floating Thoughts
somewhere there was a moment of one one thought one look one tear one wish then another one came with a thought a look a tear a wish ... somewhere the two became as one both thoughts both looks both tears both wishes melding, and emerging growing and blooming seeing and being crying and dreaming pulling another moment in trying to gain leverage adding time wanting tomorrows that would fill the mind with desire so deep and wants so strong dreams to come real life to become the song moment by moment the melody plays adding another moment till they become days .. wishing and hoping dreaming and casting bringing the days into months everlasting smiling and singing knowing for sure as one moment goes another is in the lure sunlight and moonlight clouds and stars countless wishes seeming ever so far .... letting go coming home knowing now im never alone ..... 12-01-06 3:13 am ~*~ Pix~*~

Floater
To my mistress the bridge, I don't feel well. I'll be leaving and you can't stop me. We've been carrying on too long. I'm sorry, but I'm gone. I've got a bad reputation to think about. I've been dirty, I've been wrong. Maybe someday they'll find that I've washed up. I'm stepping out to clear my lungs. I'm breathing in to fill my lungs. We're all dead. Farewell scenic highway overpass. It's better this way anyways. My lover the river makes a better soldier than a bride. But I left my heart at the side of her bed and she's got the warmest body that I've ever had. Drag the lake, you'll find it's full of love. Bring the children to the water and let them see what heartache did. This matrimony needs a witness, and you can teach them to swim. Don't let your dreamers grow up to be dead men. Drown us at birth, save her some time. Drifting on romantic holiday, breathless as her cold arms cover me. Drag the lake. You will find it is full of love. -Sincerely mine. Finally.

Float And Drifting
i feel so lost drifting in the sea no destnation no hope of rescue the ones who would save me are to far away to help i know they care but knowing isnt enouph i need something to hold on to i need to feel real i need to feel hole but i cant im so lost so alone so aparte from those who would have me so for now i survive just barly there floating, drifting numbe to the world are they willing ? will they dive in before im to far to save

Floater...
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her oldHammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the best of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it

Floating Like A Satellite,
Floating like a satellite, deep in space with the stars above, in my dreams, so late at night, dreaming of the one I love. Floating like a satellite, orbiting around your heart, keeping your soul in my sight, to assure we're never torn apart. Floating like a satellite, come join me on this distant moon. Our love shines like the sun, so bright, as we sing this eternal tune.

Floaty's
I have a new idea! This one isn't AS crazy I swear! HeHe! Any who... So, I'm gonna buy a pool this summer because it's so fucking HOT already! Damn global warming! So, I'm gonna get a big floaty. And, I'm gonna get those little arm floaty thingymajigs so I wont drown when my dumb ass friends throw me off. LoL! I haven't work out all the technicals yet, but idea will work, I just know it!

Float With Time
I wish to say thank you, For being here for me. Not all of you hear from me all the time. It does not mean you are less important, Or less appreciated, It only means I have spread myself too thin. Friendship is unusual to me at times. When I feel lonely, I'm tempted to feel I am without hope, But, I see God in you, In your word, quick messages, a photo, A quick comment to boost a vanity that has no need. To you my friends, I give thanks, Wish well and desire all good things. You deserve all that love gives til you cry joyous tears because you cannot take anything more. In small ways you can stay with me, In some ways, I may lose you along my journey, But, my heart has you and it shall not let you go. Duane aka Duke copyright 2007

Float On
I backed my car into a cop car the other day Well he just drove off sometimes life's ok I ran my mouth off a bit too much oh what can i say Well you just laughed it off it was all ok And we'll all float on ok And we'll all float on ok And we'll all float on ok And we'll all float on any way well Well, a fake Jamaican took every last dime with a scam It was worth it just to learn some sleight-of-hand Bad news comes don't you worry even when it lands Good news will work its way to all them plans We both got fired on the exactly the same day Well we'll float on good news is on the way And we'll all float on ok And we'll all float on ok And we'll all float on ok And we'll all float on alright Already we'll all float on Now don't you worry we'll all float on Alright already we'll all float on Alright don't worry we'll all float on And we'll all float on alright Already we'll all float on Alright don't worry even if things end up a bit too heavy we'll all flo

Float On
I backed my car into a cop car the other day Well he just drove off sometimes life's ok I ran my mouth off a bit too much oh what can i say Well you just laughed it off it was all ok And we'll all float on ok And we'll all float on ok And we'll all float on ok And we'll all float on any way well Well, a fake Jamaican took every last dime with a scam It was worth it just to learn some sleight-of-hand Bad news comes don't you worry even when it lands Good news will work its way to all them plans We both got fired on the exactly the same day Well we'll float on good news is on the way And we'll all float on ok And we'll all float on ok And we'll all float on ok And we'll all float on alright Already we'll all float on Now don't worry we'll all float on Alright already we'll all float on Alright don't worry we'll all float on And we'll all float on alright Already we'll all float on Aliright don't worry even if things end up a bit to heavy we'll all float o

Floating
So while I’m floating, sadly doting, Lonely noting, Hoping, quoting on your meaningless words; Nightly sitting, Knitting tightly, Oh so lightly on absolutely nothing; It’s safe to say, in every way, Every day I stay You suck me dry Of every tie That keeps me down to earth. And never have I ever heard of such expensive emptiness. But I guess, we just met under extremely beautiful circumstances. And of course, the chances are That you’ve done this once before. But I can’t vibe, How deep inside You can sleep and hide with knowing How slowly you tore me and my heart apart. And yet, I’m sitting here still waiting; Not resisting your flagrant kissing, Completely missing The complete neat, sweet killing of my faith. What’s sad to see? You feeding me, And Death I’ll eat, Smiling gladly and Thanking you for …murder. Lover’s throws, everyone knows, How they hurt much, much worse. But I suppose, It plainly shows, My dimwit feature

77-floating (that Sinking Feeling)
Here I am again waiting for solid ground And here I go again trying not to drown The moment I lost control was the moment you figured me out I never saw the rocks and i never felt the waves Swept overboard with nothing left to save You had me spinning You had me rolling From the beginning Blown wide open You had me floatin' Blown wide open Here I am burnt by the sun yet again Set adrift pointless to try and swim The moment I caught your gaze was the moment I lost my sight The sky went black and the earth was gone Left with nothing more than a small sense of wrong You had me spinning You had me rolling From the beginning Blown wide open You had me floatin' Blown wide open

Floating Away On The River Of Tears That I Cried... (posted Originally On My Personal Myspace Page)
(...I was lost in the desert for 16 days, lost my mind and lost my way, the sands burning beneth my feet.. Everything I see is a lie...Devil Dogs are on my trail... You know I'm hellbound...) Hey Maniacs, Have you ever felt burned, to a point that everything that was said to you was nothing more than just a handful of matches and all you need is something to feed the fire? I have... I had been wondering that even though the events of this past weekend have played out so much in my mind that I feel that the nightmares that I once had, has come back to haunt me yet again. Take my past for instance, it all started with my mom leaving me at age of 18 months while she went out and had sex with other guys while my dad was at home taking care of me. My dad later found out and divorced her, and thus started a new life of taking care of me. I grew up learning the hard way of life, as my dad gave me a lot lessons with the back of his hand and had to deal with it all my life

Floater...
I look through, see you naked but oblivious You can't see me Self absorbed little doll Float in the sea of your own misconceptions I threw you the obvious The failure to grasp is yours I tried so hard to save you Now you drown in the flood you've made I'll just sit in my corner Wrap myself in these broken promises I'll sing my song till the whole world burns I'll take my stroll Walk through your life unnoticed I can't keep asking the questions The failure to see is yours I stood before you with a bare heart Still you were distracted by all the pretty colors There is only so much I can do Igive up...

Float On Modest Mouse
Modest mouse float on~ I backed my car into a cop car, the other day Well he just drove off, sometimes life's ok I ran my mouth off a bit too much, oh what did i say Well you just laughed it off, it was all ok And we'll all float on, ok And we'll all float on, ok And we'll all float on, ok And we'll all float on any way, well A fake Jamaican took every last dime with a scam It was worth it just to learn from sleight-of-hand Bad news comes don't you worry even when it lands Good news will work its way to all them plans We both got fired on exactly the same day Well we'll float on, good news is on the way And we'll all float on, ok And we'll all float on, ok And we'll all float on, ok And we'll all float on, alright Already we'll all float on Now don't you worry we'll all float on Alright already we'll all float on Alright don't worry we'll all float on Alright already and we'll all float on Alright already we'll all float on Alright don't worry even if

Floating
A hug. So tightly held, fills my stomach with butterflies. Warming the blood within my veins, causing my feet to slightly lift. Your touch. So elegantly placed, that my head feels like it’s filled with air. As a chill rolls up and down my body, higher and higher my feet rise up. A kiss. So passionately soft, sends my heart into frenzy. With eyes closed tight, holding me slight, it feels like I’m walking amongst the clouds. A memory. So mindfully thought, directs me to a picture posted of you. With a smile on my face and a glisten in my eye, the stars are almost within my reach. You. It’s always been you, that’s given me joy when I had none. How caring you are; so sweet to me. With you, I always feel like I’m floating.

Floaty Hearts
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Float Plane Crashes On Yellowknife Street, 2 Dead
Float plane crashes on Yellowknife street, 2 dead View larger image View larger image RCMP officers inspect the wreckage of an Arctic Sunwest plane crash that claimed the lives of two people and injured seven others in Yellowknife on Thursday Sept.,gucci outlet 22, 2011. (James Mackenzie / THE CANADIAN PRESS) RCMP officers inspect the wreckage of an Arctic Sunwest plane crash that claimed the lives of two people and injured seven others in Yellowknife on Thursday Sept., 22, 2011. (James Mackenzie / THE CANADIAN PRESS) View larger image View larger image An RCMP officer inspects the wreckage of an Arctic Sunwest plane crash that claimed the lives of two people and injured seven others in Yellowknife on Thursday Sept., 22, 2011. (James Mackenzie / THE CANADIAN PRESS) An RCMP officer inspects the wreckage of an Arctic Sunwest plane crash that claimed the lives of two people and injured seven others in Yellowknife on Thursday Sept., 22, 2011. (James Mackenzie / THE CANADIAN PRESS) V

Flobots - No Handlebars
This is one of those songs that was introduced to me through my friends. When they first told me about it they kept raving about the song and how deep it was, and that I had to see the video, but not once, over and over again, that way I could see just what exactly what was going on. I have to admit they are right, I've watched the video about five times now, and every time I pick up something new from it. Sadly the band has removed embedding from youtube, so all I have are the lyrics and the link. Seriously, watch this video. You'll like it, and try to catch the meaning behind it as well. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuK2A1ZqoWs I can ride my bike with no handlebars No handlebars No handlebars I can ride my bike with no handlebars No handlebars No handlebars Look at me, look at me hands in the air like it's good to be ALIVE and I'm a famous rapper even when the paths're all crookedy I can show you how to do-si-do I can show you how to scratch a record I can

Floetry
(Sometimes the road we travel must come to an end and when you look up and are in need of a friend ill be posted up right there to help you through watever it is god throws at you) ill be there if ya need a shoulder for tears or juss a friend to go out and drink some beer ill be there through the happy and the sad the good and the bad ill have ya back in a fight even if i know your not rite and ill be sittin with you in jail when its all done laughin and saying "that was a lot of fun" juss remember im only a call away and ill stand and fight for you anyday tru friends stick through the ups and downs the smiles and the frowns (sometimes the road we travel must come to an end and when you look up and are in need of a friend ill be posted up right there to help you through wateva god throws at you ill be there when everyone else is gone ill be there drinkin with ya till dawn if i got 20 in my pocket then you got ten and if i got it then im the first to

Floggin 101
Part I - WHAT to use A 'flogger' shall remain for the moment 'any flexible many-tailed striking tool where the tails are simple strips of leather or similar substances, designed for use on the human body'. In short, not bullwhips, braided cat-o-nines, crops, scourges, thudtoys and such, simply floggers. A braided cat is similar to a flogger in many respects, yet has a distinct 'feel', both these and floggers with knotted ends are left for another discussion. As floggers were less available in former days, many people made their own in various styles and weights. Even if you are not doing so, some basic principles of design might help you select a superior one from the regrettably large supply of the other sort. I shall not include specific designs, the subject has been done to death before, and they are readily available elsewhere. As Janet Heartwood has provided excellent information in her 'Heartwood Catalog', I have used a similar format in my materials listing below. Althoug

Flogging Molly - Drunking Lullabies
Must it take a life for hateful eyes To glisten once again Five hundred years like Gelignite Have blown us all to hell What savior rests while on his cross we die Forgotten freedom burns Has the Shepard led his lambs astray to the bigot and the gun Must it take a life for hateful eyes To glisten once again Cause we find ourselves in the same old mess Singin' drunken lullabies I watch and stare as Rosin`s eyes Turn a darker shade of red And the bullet with this sniper lie In their bloody gutless cell Must we starve on crumbs from long ago Through these bars of men made steel Is it a great or little thing we fought Knelt the conscience blessed to kill Must it take a life for hateful eyes To glisten once again Cause we find ourselves in the same old mess Singin' drunken lullabies Ah, but maybe it`s the way you were taught Or maybe it`s the way we fought But a smile never grins without tears to begin For each kiss is a cry we all lost Though there is not

Flogging Molly - Irish Drinking Song
well i stumbled in at 2 a.m. all drunk and full of smoke my wife said i have had enough, im sick, thats it, get out! so i stumbled down to kellys pub across the edge of town and i told the boys me story and we had another round we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight! we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight! and if i see a pretty girl, ill sleep with her tonight! we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight! and mary mcgregor, she was a pretty whore she'd always greet you with a smile and never lock her door but on the day she died, all the men in town did weep for mary mcgregor finally got some sleep we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight! we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight! and if i see a pretty girl, ill sleep with her tonight! we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and dr

Flog
The Flog "I want you on the bed." She looked at him. "Now" She moved. Tonight he was the sculptor and she the living clay for his creation. Using a braided flogger to move her, he circled the bed like a hawk nudging her hand out there, her legs more open. If she didn't move quickly enough, adjust herself fast enough, he brought the flogger down across her ass. *whack* Once he had her in the position he wanted, he reached under her to shove at her tits with the handle of the flogger. Watching them sway, he smiled to himself and reached for the clothespins. Her gasp as he pinched a nipple between two wooden teeth gave him a rush that was like electricity straight to his cock. *whack* Bringing himself back into focus. *whack whack* Control being his again, he clipped the other nipple like her sister and then set them to swaying back and forth again. He could see her face from this angle, that look telling him that she was his, that she was fast entering that first level of subs

Flogging Online Russian Translations
(Originally posted on November 21, 2006)The Internet is, of course, a worldwide phenomenon. I use a site that gets pictures from LiveJournal entries and shows them in a list of the forty newest ones.One of them, some sort of flogger, caught my eye.(What can I say; I am interested in BDSM.) It is linked to a LiveJournal page written in Russian.What's interesting, though, is the translation offered by WorldLingo. It makes the entire page seem existentilistic or something.tag: mature, Russian, LiveJournal, flogger, BDSM-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Donate Virtual BloodAve Satanas!

Flogging Molly-seven Deadly Sins
Sail away where no ball and chain Can keep us from the roarin' waves Together undivided but forever we'll be free So sail away aboard our rig The moon is full and so are we We're seven drunken pirates We're the seven deadly sins So the years rolled by and several died And left us somewhat reelin' Johnny strummed his Tommy gun Left blastin' through the ceiling So what became of rebels Who sang for you and me? Grapplin' with their demons In the seach for liberty Suffers who suffer all Can swim upon the desert Where avarice have ravaged all In spite of good intentions Don't fill your mouth with gluttony For pride will surely swell But nothing's unforgiven in the four corners of hell Sail away where no ball and chain Can keep us from the roarin' waves Together undivided but forever we'll be free So sail away aboard our rig The moon is full and so are we We're seven drunken pirates We're the seven deadly sins We're seven drunken pirates We're the seven de

Flogging Molly "drunken Lullabies" (in Acoustic)
yeah a HUGE part of me is music and movies, I get mad I get drunk I get sad I get drunk and I listen to flogging molly and watch boondock saints- normally whiskey, but today was a tequila day.. anyway Drunken Lullabies ... I'm singin it right now.. listen to it.. love it.. and drink with it.. fuck! haha Must it take a life for hateful eyes To glisten once again Five hundred years like Gelignite Have blown us all to hell What savior rests while on his cross we die Forgotten freedom burns Has the Shepard led his lambs astray to the bigot and the gun Must it take a life for hateful eyes To glisten once again Cause we find ourselves in the same old mess Singin' drunken lullabies I watch and stare as Rosin`s eyes Turn a darker shade of red And the bullet with this sniper lie In their bloody gutless cell Must we starve on crumbs from long ago Through these bars of men made steel Is it a great or little thing we fought Knelt the conscience blessed to kill Mu

Flogging Moon
it is so weird how a song can make you feel i listened to jar of flies today.. my major fits me well.. i went so far into psycho babble that i lost the one who loves me and could only entertain myself.. no one there to converse appreciate this gift i have..i feel alone and further from my past.. and i stared at the bonfire for an hour ...you never know.. but hopefully twilight ends the tunnel .. thought over load today no where to drop it.

Flooded In And Bored To Death..
it's been raining here for 2 days straight...no stop rain...i'm flooded in here can't get out and bored outta my head. lol guess i should be thankful i still have electricity and food..but still being stuck here is no fun...just thought i'd bore some other ppl with my i'm STUCK story.. lol have a good day everyone!!

The Flood
As I sit here and think about the last few days The power of the rushing water The wind beating down on my face And seeing the dismay in the townsfolks eyes I listen to the stillness just for a moment And in this moment you can find peace even in the storm You see over the horizon another round the second wave Will the roads hold up Can I drive through the fierce waters to make it home Thats what this is all about home I dont really have a place to call home yet So I sit here thinking When will it be my time to rise To force myself down the hills and over the banks To have everyone notice that I can overcome That I can be someone great Usually it only happens once in your life Or just a few times in the year But last year I did have that time once When I got out of boot Can home and showed the ones who said I couldnt make it That I would fail I showed them who I can be I chiseled my body I beat it everyday But now the storm has w

Floods
Floods A dead issue, don't wrestle with it, deaf ears are sleeping A guilty bliss, so inviting (let me in), nailed to the cross I feel you, relate to you, accuse you Wash away us all, take us with the floods Then throughout the night, they were raped and executed Cold hearted world Your language unheard of, the vast sound of tuning out The rash of negativity is seen one-sidedly, burn away the day The nervous, the drifting, the heaving Wash away us all, take us with the floods Then throughout the day mankind played with grenades Cold hearted world And at night they might bait the pentagram Extinguishing the sun Wash away man, take him with the floods

Floods Of...
He lingers in the abyss I get anxious And await a finish higher and deeper inside the chasm His body reads mine He rises up and he mounts me quickly With calm strength My desires met My legs bear-hug his waist I’m drowning in a sea of ecstasy This passion That floods and drenches my psyche

Flooded With Emotions
Flooded with emotions i feel as though im drowning with all these emotions i feel happy cause you are here i feel sad when you are hurting all these emotions are drowning me i cant control how i feel i love the little smile on your face the way you laugh when you see something funny you are an angel that god sent down you were the cutest little girl i feel like im drowning with all these feelings your dad was so happy the day you were born he wouldnt let anyone hold you the smile on your face made us all smile we were so happy to see you alive and well the brightest little bundle of joy i feel like im drowning with all these feelings that i have had since the day you where born the first laugh we shared the scares you gave me the tears your beautiful eyes looking back at me i feel like im drowning with all these feelings your smile after all is done after the tears you shread the way you laugh when some one makes a funny face drowning with emotions

Flood Reflections
The sky was overcast and gloomy. A stiff southern wind blew no warmth at the girl. She stood on the levy and watched the brown river swirl around the middles of trees it was drowning. The moist earth stuck to her hiking boots and refused to let go. The chill in the air finally made her move. If the river rose another six feet, she would've been swimming. Further ahead she noticed the literal yellow brick road. In the middle stood two wooden platforms connected by a tall footbridge. Normally this part of the park would be comically dry, and more than 75 feet from the river. Now the river swirled under the bridge. She stepped into the river and onto the first dry wooden platform. It was merely inches above the river. She cautiously crossed the creaking wooden bridge to the second dry platform, which had been built around a tree truck. In the crevice she saw the water seeping up between the wood and the trunk. She gazed in awe at the fact that she was truly IN the Red Ri

Flooding / Unsafe Roads !
Some of you may know how bad our weather got last week. We had alot of rain in a short period of time. I'm just asking that you keep this family in your thoughts or prayers, however you do it ! What a way to remind us how important it is to be careful when driving in flooded areas ! A dear friend of my mom's tried to drive thru a low water crossing and he got swept away. They found his truck but haven't found him yet. Scary to think of how fast it can happen. I spent the night with a friend Friday night because there was no way I could make it home ! That was the most rain i've seen come down in that short of a time span. Keep his family in your thoughts ! They're having a hard time right now especially since they can't find him. The Fuentes family ! Take care and stay safe Love and hugs ~ Cresha

A Flood Of Emotions
My love for you is so strong, even though u did me wrong my love for you still remains. Its been so long since i got a hug from you, but now you see i have proved i will go through anything for you. Even better is going through everything with you. I still cant tell you how much love I have for you and all of it is true and unconditional. I dont knw what happenedto the glue that held us so close together, but the sad thing is ull probably never have someone love you as true as I do. My love for you is everylasting. Not a ? of how long my love will last, but a ? of how you can be so willing to give that up. Because sweetheart ill never give my love up for you. I will love you till the day that I die cause isnt that what a husband is supposed to do. Im not gonna wait forever for you my love is to precious. I will g on and i will survive u and i both know this. But we are married isnt that supposed to be sacred, it is to me i dont know what your problem is. I love you and you know

The Flooding Of Memories
i heard a song today by trace adkins.as i listened things began to happen.the song is arlington.i began to see things as i listened,at first it was just uniforms ,jets ,things like that.suddenly i felt rain on me and i saw plants everywhere.my mind began to go back in time,taking my soul with it.befire i knew what was happening i was back in nam.my first flashback in over 30 years.it was as though i was watching it all but protected by an unseen force field. before i continue let me give you a little back ground.the song arlington is about arlington national cemetary.its a military honor burrial cemetary.soldier who have given the supreme sacrifice are burried there as well as ones that were given the highest honorsd and earned their place amoung the war heros as well as our presidents.the other back ground is ive suffered long term memory loss due to an incident just weeks ago.till now, had no recolection of my time prior to just weeks before. now i found myself amoung my men and my

Floor Numbering System (for Cyrus)
Millennium Point, the building that contains Thinktank, the science museum I work in, is built on the side of a hill. This means there are three different levels that you can enter the building from: street level from Curzon Street (the main entrance), which brings you into the level known as G2, street level from Jennings Road, which brings you in on G0, and a level that opens out on to the car park, called G1. There are also three other levels. In ascending order they are: L1, L2 and L3, plus the roof. Because of some kind of loophole, if a building has less than five floors, it is eligible for a lower rate of Council Tax. To exploit this, Millennium Point has adopted the very confusing floor numbering system we have. In effect, Millennium Point has THREE ground floors, G2, G1 and G0, thus keeping below 5 floors in total and allowing them to pay less tax. Everything clear there?

Flooding
ratings blocked for 10 minutes. stop flooding our servers! --babyjesus Maybe the servers should be fixed. I may not be here much longer. I have a few friends, but ... the way this is run, all the hate and rudeness, and the general selfishness is talking its toll on my civility. Click to join CherryBack This is still open. If I vanish, you can find me here.

Flooding Bullitians
You know its kinda pathetic when people need to FLOOD the bullitian board with the same bullitian over and over again from the same 2 people i mean sure a few now and then is fine but THE WHOLE BULLITIAN BOARD the same one now come on people grow up thats kinda pathetic but thats my opinion and whoever agrees with me good at least its not just me getting kinda fed up with it but give it a break already some people need to act thier ages on here like me still or hate me still i dont really honestly care just grow up. if you agree please repost.

Flooring It
Cosmo's Most Creative Sex Positions Ever Flooring It Finally, a ground position with no rug-burn risk (at least for you). Have your guy kneel (he can cushion his knees with a towel or pillow), face away from him, and slowly lower yourself onto his member. You can tease him with some sweet eye candy by slooowly inching your way down. Stay squatted without fully sitting so you'll be able to thrust with abandon. Your guy can lean back on one hand and use the other to stimulate your pleasure zones. "This is one of the best positions for him to bring you to orgasm manually," says Flemke. Another bonus: If you lean back, you get the naughty thrill of not looking into each other's eyes but the intimacy of having your faces so close. Erotic extra: Have your guy spread his thighs wide, then kneel on the floor in front of him. Keep your legs together and you'll be able to feel every inch of him as he slides in and out of you.

Floored
Ummm,ok,where do I start lol.I had met someone from another chat site, hmm maybe a month or so ago that he was DJing at and I liked the music he played. He's a fun loving person and he's got a great sense of humor.He's always making me laugh. I liked him from the first time we met. Apparently they'd started out here on CT.When they left that other site I told him I wished I could still hear him on air.That's when he told me about CT and he suggested I join,so I did. I thought we were becoming great friends.We talked nearly everyday and for hours at a time lol :)) Last night he logged on and prepared to take air.I said,"Ok,I'm going to hop into the room too". I was sitting here listening and enjoying his show as I always do, when he starts saying he has someone in his life that he thought a lot of and he liked a lot.I thought to myself,"Omg what's he gonna say"!?!? lol.He then proposed to me,asking me to be his CT fiance'.I was floored.I wasn't expecting this at all.Of co

Flooded Out
Don't get me wrong I love the rain, but I've had enough of it. I have a little sissy car and it dies on me every time it gets a little wet, on my way to work I ran into some water and died! what is even weirder is nobody even stopped to help me push the car. Well just wanted to get a little frustration out, anyways, thanks for listening and stay dry!

Flooded Apt
well over the weekend my apt got flooded some of my things got messed up. me and my son had to stay there for three days with water all over the place! finally they moved me to a new apt. on monday, but my only problem is that some people are tellin me i should get a lawyer but i dont know wat to do! i did fall down the steps cause the water and my son to but im kinda innocent minded to all this so i need help wat should i do?

Flooding
well this last week was my so-called vacation...some of it was i should say! most of southeast kansas was flooded starting the weekend before the fourth and not actually being out of flood statments until this morning...alot of friends and family lost their houses in the area!!! the governor of knasas i guess had this area deemed a national disaster in most of southeast kansas to northeast oklahoma!!! most of my vacations was spent trapped in a town between two rivers with no exit out! but then i didnt have it as bad as my girls family they lost their homes due to the oil spill in the river in coffeyville so they really need help down there and alot of prayers!!!!

The Floor
Denise and I are getting ready to start on our hardwood floors again. It has been interesting so far... First, the dining room and living room floors were in pretty bad shape in our 1930’s home, so I rented a large orbital sander to remove the old finish. Lots of old finish. About 50 years worth. I had no idea how much the sanding sheets had gone up in price, so I changed them every time one started to slow down in its cutting. Over $300 worth of sandpaper later...! .... Ok, we got over that shock, bought a lambs-wool floor finish applicator and a painter’s pad (for edges) and started laying down the polyurethane. We were pleasantly surprised at how easy this went, though I still had not figured out how to get the border between the edges and corners to come out as smooth as the rest of the floor. Still, things were looking up. We finished the first coat in about an hour and a half. Over the next few hours we discovered that the oil-based finish took a LO

Flooding In Northcentral Ohio
To be honest, I knew we had gotten dumped with aot of rain in the past 48 hours but I never suspected it would cause the problems that it did. I got off work this morning (august 21, 2007) at 7 a.m.. Everything seemed to be the normal cloudy skies like it was going to rain at any second. Headed down the main fourlane road that runs in front of where i work to go to the gas station further in town, needless to say what I ran into was mild as to what was to come on my adventure of trying to drive what is normally a half hour to get home or 22 miles. The fouralne was under about a foot of water for about a half mile, I know they warn you not to drive through flooded streets, but in this case there was nowhere to turn around, most of the suv's and 4wd pickups which are alot larger and have higher ground clearance than my Colorado came to an acrupt stop, now my figuring is if i can see the centerline on the road then there is a good chance I cna make it through the water, not much different

Floods In The Midwest!
Hey everyone! I just wanted to let you know that I am in the midwest and part of the all the dang flooding and rain. I am fine so far. Just everything else is being affected by the storms. We are getting power surges quiet often and its starting to affect the phone lines. I have DSL and its making my internet run really really slow, if I get any kind of connection at all. It took me an hour to get on this morning. If you want to call me, call my cell number and hopefully there will be reception. Dont bother callin the house number right now. Its all staticy or has a huge hum and no one can hear a thing. I know these are petty things compared to what some of the counties around me and the states are going through, but just wanted to let you know if I am not around that is why. If you want to see whats going on here in Iowa and the surrounding states you can go to our local newstation website. Its kcci.com They are suppose to have updates on things, but I havent looked at it, I see en

Floods
A dead issue, don't wrestle with it, deaf ears are sleeping A guilty bliss, so inviting (let me in), nailed to the cross I feel you, relate to you, accuse you Wash away us all, take us with the floods Then throughout the night, they were raped and executed Cold hearted world Your language unheard of, the vast sound of tuning out The rash of negativity is seen one sid edly, burn away the day The nervous, the drifting, the heaving Wash away us all, take us with the floods Then throughout the day mankind played with grenades Cold hearted world And at night they might bait the pentagram Extinguishing the sun Wash away man, take him with the floods

Flooded
He kissed me in the chair while I waited to go home. Leaned right over and pressed his lips into mine. Then we were gone, in our minds. Large dining halls, dimly lit streets in the rain. And then he kissed me again, on the stairs, while we were walking. I told him that it wasn't real. It didn't matter. His body was mine for the time.

Flood
Rain, rain on my face It hasn't stopped raining for days My world is a flood Slowly I become one with the mud But if I can't swim after forty days and my mind is crushed by the thrashing waves Lift me up so high that I cannot fall Lift me up Lift me up when I'm falling Lift me up I'm weak and I'm dying Lift me up I need you to hold me Lift me up Keep me from drowning again Downpour on my soul Splashing in the ocean, I'm losing control Dark sky all around I can't feel my feet touching the ground Calm the storms that drench my eyes Dry the streams still flowing Cast down all the waves of sin And guilt that overthrow me Lift me up when I'm falling Lift me up I'm weak and I'm dying Lift me up I need you to hold me Lift me up Keep me from drowning again

Flooding Again.......
The state of Ohio has recently become part of National News with the floods that we had this past summer. We had some pretty bad flood waters in my area as well, in fact my town was one of the worst. Water levels in some homes reached from a few inches to whole homes have been lost to these waters...and even the playgrounds have been effected. I know that for some of you it may not mean much, but if you have a moment to keep people here in my town AGAIN in your thoughts and prayers, as we are flooding again, and parts of our town has been shut down again. We are hoping that it will not be as bad as this summer, yet we still have people that have not found new homes and are still suffering their losses from this past summer. So please keep us in your thoughts and prayers yet again as we have rising water levels. Thanks, Jenn

Floods
For The 1% Your face. Your voice. Your flaws. Your simplistic perfection. Your stupid little grin. Everything about you. In my mind it Floods. Hopes long since forgotten. Emotions, thoughts, actions. Doubts, fears, confusion. Needs, desires, overwhelming.... Floods. I don't know how, Or when, Or even simply why. You are forever on my mind. From the second my senses awake Till I finally drowned them out at night... Floods. Wishing deep Prayers unheard. Maybe unanswered. Wonders to be called your own... To my existance, overpowering Grabbing my soul at my core, it Floods. Sitting alone Hoping to hear some sound Anything telling me your here.... I suddenly realize to my own dismay What was a simple attraction A momentary infatuation Turned on myself to your requirements Submission to domination Has become something more And you yourself in me Floods. Somewhere between then and now This flood crept in. This flood is likely to drowned me,

The Flood
I should have let it all wash away. Just walked away from my past. Instead I held fast to it. I don't know wich is worst, The Demon I am, The ones I am Fighting or The ones I'm holding. So many Wrong desions, So few bright spots in my life. Death follows me, just out sight. waiting/watching/planning. How much more will it take ? How close am I to loosing all that I am ? What Demons await around the next corner to pull me futher down. I am alone, Hope has left me. I grow weaker by the day and my Deeds grow stronger by the minute. Help Me ©

Floors...thx
You are Mahogany Stable and decisive, you lack the hyper energy of most orange colors. You're still energetic, but you tend to project a peaceful, relaxed vibe. You love to feel cozy. You often rather wrap up in a blanket than go out for the night. What Color Orange Are You?

Floozies..
You know, I'm sitting here going over profiles and what not. I've been noticing one thing to be true. Most of you little floozies on here that show your body off have absolutely nothing intelligent to say. Are you trying to make up for your lack of intelligence by showing your body off? You really think that real men want your body over a mind? Maybe if they're muscle bound meatheads with zero intelligence themselves, but real men like to be able to talk to their women. Because in time, your body will deteriorate and then where are you going to be? Used up, abused, and still have nothing to say. And what's with the fat girls showing off their junk too? I mean, cover that up..nobody wants to see your jelly rolls..tuck in your fuckin belly! I mean ew...are you trying to give us nightmares?!

The Flood Of Noah
The Flood of Noah? First - the global flood supposedly (Scripturally) covered the planet and Mount Everest is 8,848 meters tall. The diameter of the earth at the equator, on the other hand, is 12,756.8 km. All we have to do is calculate the volume of water to fill a sphere with a radius of the Earth + Mount Everest; then we subtract the volume of a sphere with a radius of the Earth. Now, I know this won't yield a perfect result, because the Earth isn't a perfect sphere, but it will serve to give a general idea about the amounts involved. So, here are the calculations: First, Everest V= 4/3 * pi * r cubed = 4/3 * pi * 6387.248 km cubed = 1.09151 x 10 to the 12 cubic kilometres (1.09151x102 km3) Now, the Earth at sea level V = 4/3 * pi * r cubed = 4/3 * pi * 6378.4 km cubed = 1.08698 x 10 to the 12 cubic kilometres (1.08698x1012 km3) The difference between these two figures is the amount of water needed to just cover the Earth: 4.525 x 10 to the ninth cubic k

Flood 2008
As my profile states I live in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. We are currently experiencing an all time record flood. The Cedar River runs right the center of town and divides the East and West ends of town. Flood stage for the river is 18 feet. The highest flood on record was 20 feet in 1929, currently the river is at 20.23 feet and is predicted to crest at 24.5 feet. We are also waiting for thunderstorms tonight and all day tomorrow that are expected to bring an additional 1-3 inches of rain. I have created a photo album named Flood 2008 I have uploaded pics from today and will continue to upload more pictures of this historic flood. If anyone is interested in more information about this flood you can go to www.kcrg.com or www.gazetteonline.com

Flood Around Me
Here recently my town and a few others was hit by a flash flood ... thankfully all of us are safe of my family n friends ... as to date 3 were killed that I know of in Indiana ... Our neighbors got way worse than we did by far , we are very thankful ... If you would like to see what it looked like I have video's in my stash that a neighbor took & people created around town as well .

Flooding In Iowa
well its been a bad yr for floding once again in iowa out of 99 counties in iowa, 83 of them are considered disaster area's with recored or near record flooding....and my home town is no different....if your interested in seeing the floods in my town there are a few pics of downtown and the casino i work at....gonna take awhile to get thru this but we will, we do every year, lol

A Floor Of My Own....
According to the New York Times, the hospitality industry has recently resurrected a trend last seen in the 1980s (and last noted by Broadsheet in 2007): Women-only hotel floors. Originally created with female travelers' safety in mind, women’s floors fell out of favor after they "became a kind of sexist thing instead of a polite offer," says hotel analyst Bjorn Hanson. But today, eager to capture a rapidly growing market of female travelers, many hotels are making that "polite offer" once more. The Crowne Plaza chain is leading the way, offering a "Women's Executive Level" to compliment its male-aimed "King Executive Level." (Note the difference in the names. Ugh.) On the women's floor, you get "a variety of amenities like a Victoria's Secret robe, a blow dryer and vanity mirrors." Meanwhile, on the men's floor, you get a private lounge and "everything from free cocktails to concierge services. " Hey, wait a minute! Granted, women are free to book rooms on the "King" level,

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3 Floors Up Im not sure of a lot right now... But I'm sure of this That I decompress from stress in my own classical way A style, original in its shade and time of day But will I see the tomorrow that's meant only for my jaded eyes to see? Should I be suspicious of the nature and season it shows up in between? And the fake plastic smile I have to stand and face, through gritted teeth, as I strain to breathe... Well, it gives me no shelter, and no sacred place in time So there are no shadows to hide the tears Im trying not to cry I just seem so broken... And I feel next to nothing as I stand here Screaming to no one in particular to let me go numb from the cold But maybe I need this... Maybe I have to endure this pain to grow my wings To take a leap of faith from this city window In silent free fall, long enough to be set free A million miles away But you're memory still haunts me here inside my mind And I just wish you would have tried a little harder to stay

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Floor Finish & Floor Wax Terms and Definitions in Plain Language: What is in Floor Finish and Floor Wax? Alkali Soluble Resins Alkali Soluble Resins are resins that can be mixed in with an alkaline solution. Resins are thick liquids that harden when dry. Alkaline Solutions are soapy, slippery and caustic, and are easily removed from a floor by stripping. The resins in the solution contribute gloss and leveling, while the alkali in the solution allows removal by stripping. Biocides Literally translated, bio means “living,” and cide means “kill.” Biocides eliminate and protect against bacteria and mold, which would ruin a floor finish before it is used. Defoamers Defoamers allow floor finish to dry without dried foam bubbles. Plasticizers Plasticizers are chemicals that allow the wet polish film to dry into a tough, durable film. There are two types of plasticizers: permanent and fugitive. Permanent Plasticizers stay in the film for the li

Floors
floors are hard sleeping on one sucks falling down hurts being kept kicked down to the floor is painful but you really miss the floor when its pulled out from under you you really miss it when you feel your on shaky ground but he steadies me on my feet a hug can make my whole day complete

Floodgates
Floodgates I've got a tenuous grasp on my sanity Holding tight to reality But I don’t know how long it will last. My feelings are like a flood Heat in my blood I know its all coming too fast. My dreams that lay dormant inside I have no reason to hide. You've given me myself back. I've got to be strong, Try to hold on So under the deluge I don’t crack.

Florentine Pork In French Bread Boats
Preparation Time: 20 minutes Marinade Time: 15 minutes Cooking Time: 10 minutes Serves: 6 Ingredients 1-1/2 lbs. pork tenderloins, cut into 1/4 inch slices 1/3 cup light Italian dressing 1 tsp. vegetable oil 2 tomatoescooked, seeded and diced 10 oz. fresh spinachcooked, washed and trimmed 3 6 inch loaves French bread, split lengthwise in half 1 Tbsp. plus 1 tsp. grated Parmesan cheese Instructions Place pork in a plastic bag. Add dressing and turn to coat. Tie bag securely and marinate at least 15 minutes but no longer than 1-1/2 hours. Remove pork from marinade. Discard marinade. Heat oil in a heavy nonstick skillet over medium high heat. Sauté pork until browned on all sides. Pour off drippings. Add tomatoes and spinach. Cover tightly and cook 2-3 minutes or until spinach is wilted. Pour off liquid. Remove soft centers from bread to form boats. Spoon 1 cup pork mixture into each boat. Sprinkle each with cheese.

Florentine Artichoke Dip
Original recipe yield: 4 cups PREP TIME 10 Min COOK TIME 25 Min READY IN 35 Min INGREDIENTS * 1 (10 ounce) package frozen chopped spinach - thawed, drained and squeezed dry * 1 (14 ounce) can artichoke hearts, drained and chopped * 3 cloves garlic, minced * 1/2 cup mayonnaise * 2 (8 ounce) packages cream cheese, softened * 2 tablespoons lemon juice * 1 cup grated Parmesan cheese DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Lightly grease a 7x11 inch baking dish. 2. In a medium bowl, mix together the cream cheese and mayonnaise until smooth. Mix in the artichoke hearts, spinach and Parmesan cheese. Season with garlic and lemon juice. Spread evenly into the prepared baking dish. 3. Bake covered for 20 minutes. Remove the cover, and let the dish bake uncovered for 5 more minutes, or until the surface is lightly browned.

Florida So Far
Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:56 am I've been working hard and having fun at night. Great food and company. Tonight got to dance to a jazzy swing band. Their closing number was "When the Saints go Marching in". A doctor that looks a lot like Mel Brooks kept pulling me out of the booth to dance. Can't remember when I was dipped so much. Broke a sweat a few times. Lots of hog ties today. Mostly glamour bondage today, but my muscles don't give me much flexibility so it's strenuous to have my arms tied back over and over. My first shoot down here was predicament bondage. Where my actions depend my fate. First thing he did was tie my hair to the top of the frame so I had to stay on my toes, then my arms tied behind me, then a crotch rope, then nipple clamps I don't remember what the next stimulous was ... oh I was ball gagged the whole time. I almost fainted but I gave them the "safe word" 3 grunts and they untied me quickly to recover. The other two sets were great though lying on my

Florida Professor Admits He Was Cuban Spy
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- A Florida professor admitted Tuesday he had been a Cuban spy for nearly 30 years, and his wife -- also a professor -- admitted she knew of his conduct, authorities said. Both Carlos Alvarez and his wife Elsa pleaded guilty to lesser charges in federal court in Miami. The couple entered their pleas as part of a deal to avoid a jury trial on previous charges of being Cuban agents who failed to register with the U.S. government, the Miami Herald reported Tuesday. The more serious offense could have put the couple in prison for a decade, the paper said. A psychology professor at Florida International University, Alvarez faces up to five years in prison for conspiracy to become an unregistered foreign agent. Elsa Alvarez, who also worked at the university, faces up to three years in prison for concealing her husband's participation in that conspiracy. The two are scheduled to be sentenced February 27. When arrested in January, federal prosecutors sai

Florist Shop Joke
Florist Shop These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

~florida's Jet Setting Swingers~
> >Subject: Florida Trailer Estates News > > > >A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in Trailer Estates, a Florida > >mobile home park. A man walked over and sat down on the other end of the > >bench. > > > >After a few moments, the woman asks, "Are you a stranger here?" > > > >He replies, "I lived here years ago." > > > >"So, where were you all these years?" > > > >"In prison," he says. > > > >"Why did they put you in prison?" > > > >He looked at her, and very quietly said, "I killed my wife." > > > >"Oh!" said the woman. "So you're single...." > > > >* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * > >Another two elderly people living in Trailer Estates, he a widower and she > >a widow, had known each other for a number of years. > > > >One evening there was a community supper in the activity center. The two > >were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal went on, he > >took a few admiring glances at her and final

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Well, yesterday I woke up to some scary news about some tornadoes that passed through our lovely state of Florida. Hearing about some poor people who lost their lives was very heartbreaking to me. I'm just so glad my family and I remained safe and continue to pray for the people who lost loved ones and just plain went through some scary and deadly times. I hope that God will look out for them from now on and be sure to love everyone who is in your life. You never know when they will be gone, trust me on this one. Just hearing that news made me remember the last days of my father and grandfather's lives and wish no one has to go through that kind of painful trauma. God Bless everyone!

A Florida Couple
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, goes to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse? " The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse. " He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50, and he says good-bye. The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment; they have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, and then leave. Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?" The old man says, "We're not trying to find out

Florida Couple
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye. The next week, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?" The man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't

Florida Vacation
thanks to my wonderful job i was able to take my very 1st real vacation. 2 weeks of payed rest! how the hell can you beat that...other than with a stick, brick, cow leg, or other blunt object..... my wife and i went to Savannah , St Augustine , Daytona Beach, and Orlando. we had a blast. we dined on the old river front in Savannah. we toured the oldest European settlement in US while in St Augustine. we strolled the beach at Daytona. we spent a relaxing time at a Disney resort in Orlando. and best of all i was payed to do it! i plan to post some nice pix very soon so you guys can see some of the nice places we went. i would really recommend checking out St Augustine. it was so interesting! i feel ready to dive back into my job renewed and with great vigor. if anyone wants a recommendation on things to see or do in St Augustine just drop me a line. be glad to share my expierence. on a side note....the entire time i was gone i still havent heard about the job i applied for...

Florida Drivers(no Offence To Any1)
How many of you are from Florida? For those of you visiting, please note this applies to ALL areas of Florida. For those of you who live in Florida, you already know this!! How To Drive In Florida.... 1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A real Florida driver never uses them. 2. Under no circumstance should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, or the space will be filled in by somebody else, putting you in an even more dangerous situation. 3. The faster you drive through a red light, the smaller the chance you have of getting hit. 4. Never, ever come to a complete stop at a stop sign. No one expects it and it will result in you being rear-ended. 5. Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive bodywork, especially someone from Florida or Georgia. With no- fault insurance the other guy doesn't have anything to lose. 6. Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that your

The Florida Storm
I had been running as a team driver in training for a while. They finally thought I was ready to go on a truck with one of the regular drivers. Being in a man's world like this, I had to prove myself over and over. Hiding my sexuality. My sensitivity. My passions. There was one particular driver I wanted to be teamed with. I had seen him ride up on his motorcycle the first day I started. He was one tall hunk of manhood. He was a big teddybear. And he was my mission. When my turn came up for a team run and they told me who I was being teamed with. I could not stop the butterflies in stomach. This was my chance. My chance to show this man that there was a woman underneath these jeans and shirts. Our first trip was to Florida. I had been there as a young teenager and loved it. The beaches where beautiful. I wondered if he was a talker. If not we were in trouble from the beginning. I was a talker. Big time. As I grabbed my duffle bag to throw in the truck, a hand came out of nowhe

Florida Condo Rent Or Sale
SALE = 2 bedroom 1 bath condo in non-age restricted community Freashly painted, neutral decor, ceiling fans, inclosed glass porch, new heat pump. Tile in kitchen and bath. Full size washer with dryer hookup. REDUCED PRICE at $97,900 RENT = Includes cable TV, water, sewer and garbage Clubhouse with pool, laundromat and close bus transportation. Near lots or restaurants and shopping! looking for $700-$750 a month READY TO RENT OR SELL IMMEDIATLY! Right next to hwy19 and 541! email or reply at mgandara202@comcast.net for more information!

Florida Move....
i am moving to florida in about 3 months...i am taking myself and both of my kids...my family is really pissed off at me for the move and are either being totall assholes or they just arent talking to me..i only told one person in my family about the move and that was my mom and she said it was up to me to tell the rest of the family...then my dad jumped to conclusions and told everyone else so i didnt get a chance to tell them in my own way which is beyond being fucked up..i talked to my grams about 2 weeks ago and she had told me that she had bought my 5 year old daughter Kylie an " Eloise" dvd...well when she came up last weekend she gave it to my mom..i mean i can take the attitude and snide remarks at me..but them being assholes to my lil girl..thats fucked up...i mean its not like they arent going to ever see us again...they made airplanes for a reason!!! I just dont understand how they could be like this...its not like them being assholes to me and my kids is going to make me wa

Florida Weather Strikes Again
Ok, I set out this morning with every intent of taking the kids to the beach, and to work on my tan..hehehe... It was a beautiful morning, and was warming up quickly. So I thru on my swimsuit, got the kids in theres, packed up and started out. Took a picture so I could see how RED I would get, (compare before and after shots you know...) And so what happens next? Wouldn't you know, I am half way there and the thunder begins to roll. Now anyone in Florida knows that you can have a perfectly beautiful sky, and if you hear thunder, you are probably minutes from a down pour. People in Florida are also accustom to seeing a storm come in, and 20 minutes later going back to outdoor life as usual. So I kept on, and then it hit. You could see the rain falling just ahead of me. Then once I hit its path, people everywhere were slamming on brakes and flashers were turned on by everyone. You couldn't see a car length ahead of you. So while waiting in traffic, I snapped off

Florida Bound
HEY YA'll JUST WANTED TO REACH OUT TO THOSE OF YOU IN THE SUNSHINE STATE !!! I WILL BE HEADING OUT THERE THIS COMING TUESDAY TO HOUSE HUNT AND TO LOOK FOR A LOCATION FOR OUR NEW AND UPCOMING CLUB ..........HOPE TO MEET AND GREET MOST IF NOT ALL OF YOU ONCE WE GET SITUATED . JUST TIME FOR THIS JERSEY GIRL TO HEAD BACK TO THE "BEACHES" AND SUN .........TEXAS IS OK BUT JUS AINT BEACHY ENOUGH LOL . SOOOOOO BE SEEING YA'LL SOON ENOUGH AND CHEERS TO YA'LL !!!! HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND !!!!

Florida Justice..........
Justice prevailed....for once. Great answer from a Florida Sheriff. Florida's got it right. Bravo for Sheriff Judd!!! As reported earlier this week, some dirt bag who got pulled over in a routine Traffic stop in Florida ended up "executing" the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. A statewide manhunt ensued. The low-life was found hiding in a wooded area with his gun. SWAT team officers fired and hit the guy 68 times. Now here's the kicker: Naturally, the media asked why they shot him 68 times? Polk County Sheriff, Grady Judd, told the Orlando Sentinel – "That's all the bullets we had." (Talk about an all time classic answer!!!)

Florida Restaurants Rank 1st In U.s. For Sickening Diners..boo Yah...*groan*
FORT LAUDERDALE - More people get sick after eating in Florida restaurants than in any other state, according to a new report issued by a Web site that monitors data on government health inspections. Healthinspections.com said the leading causes of food poisoning were seafood, ethnic food and all-you-can eat buffets. Florida, with 29,729 restaurants, had 77 separate outbreaks of food-borne illness affecting 300 people during 2005, the most recent year for which statistics are available. California, with 58,426 restaurants, ranked second with 62 outbreaks, and Ohio was third with 38, followed by Michigan with 35 and New York with 31. The Florida Restaurant and Lodging Association did not respond to an e-mail request for comment. But Roberta Hammond, a food-borne-illness expert with the Florida Department of Health, said the state's numbers could be higher because the state has a strict system for tracking illnesses caused by water and food. "We report a lot of outbreak

Floridaken20 (1:45:46 Am)
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~ Florence American Cemetery And Memorial In Italy ~
The Florence American Cemetery and Memorial site in Italy covers 70 acres, chiefly on the west side of the Greve "torrente." The wooded hills that frame its west limit rise several hundred feet. Between the two entrance buildings, a bridge leads to the burial area where the headstones of 4,402 of our military dead are arrayed in symmetrical curved rows upon the hillside. They represent 39 percent of the U.S. Fifth Army burials originally made between Rome and the Alps. Most died in the fighting that occurred after the capture of Rome in June 1944. Included among them are casualties of the heavy fighting in the Apennines shortly before the war's end. On May 2, 1945, the enemy troops in northern Italy surrendered. Above the graves, on the topmost of three broad terraces, stands the memorial marked by a tall pylon surmounted by a large sculptured figure. The memorial has two open atria, or courts, joined by the Tablets of the Missing upon which are inscribed 1,409 names. Rosettes mark

Florida
I moved down here from Milwaukee, WI in March. I thought mmm nice. Then the summer hit and it was like 100 degrees everyday. I still loved it because I got brown as a bean. Around October it was getting a little rough. My air conditioning was still running everyday. The utility bill was an ass kicker. Now the weather has broke, it still gets up to 80 during the day, great for the beach, driving the scooter, walking, swimming at the pool. At night...beautiful, windows open and nice breeze. I am so in love with it here, I am mad at my parents for not moving us here when we were kids. Now my goal is to talk my kid into moving down here. It's expensive, but I'll help him. It's his inheritance anyway...right? He will love it! He was down here recently for a visit and I know he wants to come back. I am trying to also find a nice woman from up north who is sick of the winters to join me. If you know anyone who wants to escape the snow...send them my way!

Florentine Curried Chicken
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Florida Beach House Rental
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Florida Beach Vacation Rental
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Florida Plan
To: former Floridians, current Floridians, future Floridians, and/or those who know a Floridian. We're about to enter the peak of the hurricane season. Any day now, you're going to turn on the TV and see a weather person pointing to some radar blob out in the Gulf of Mexico and making two basic meteorological points: (1) There is no need to panic. (2) We could all be killed. Yes, hurricane season is an exciting time to be in Florida. If you're new to the area, you're probably wondering what you need to do to prepare for the possibility that we'll get hit by "the big one." Based on our experiences, we recommend that you follow this simple three-step hurricane preparedness plan: STEP 1. Buy enough food and bottled water to last your family for at least three days. STEP 2. Put these supplies into your car STEP 3. Drive to Nebraska and remain there until Thanksgiving. Unfortunately, statistics show that most people will not follow this sensible plan. Most people w

Floridians...haha
This picture is real - not doctored in anyway - and was taken last week by a Transportation Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials for 84 Lumber. When he saw it in the parking lot of IHOP, he went and bought a camera to take pictures. The car is still running, as can be witnessed by the exhaust. A woman is either asleep or otherwise out in the front seat passenger side. The guy driving it was jogging up and down on Rt. 925. (in the background) Witnesses said their physical state was OTHER than normal. The driver finally came back after the police were called, and was found crouched behind the rear of the car, attempting to cut the twine around the load! Luckily, the police stopped him and had the load removed. The materials were loaded at Home Depot. Their store manager said they had the customer sign a waiver. While the plywood and 2X4s are fairly obvious, what you can’t see is the back seat, which contains — are you ready for this? — 10 bags of concrete @

Florida And Her People In The News Yet Again
Good Morning and I trust EASTER was a fine one for you. I told Tony the other day when he brought up a incident that reminded me of my travels to Disney in Florida that I could write a book on activities and trials and tribulations of Florida visits. Namely Disney World but just shows you how people are impatient and courtesy has been termed a lost art. Oh, thankfully not by all, but how do we get that back? I believe the story was woman charged with assault while waiting in line for the “MAD-TEA CUP” Ride…little did Disney know that MAD TEA CUP made people mad…apparently a dispute over cutting in line. You know regardless of who did what when or where…isn’t the whole process lost when fights occur? I mean the park was intended to bring smiles and open a child’s eyes too wonderment and all…not fighting and hate and discontent. In our world today we are all rushing to get too much done too fast and never take the time to enjoy it… You know I have been to Disney so many times…I mean Mick

Florida
So I've narrowed it down and decided to go with florida. 1. I love the weather there and its beautiful. 2. So far apt. prices are looking pretty good as well as jobs. 3. Its not far from my dad who lives in GA. The cities that i've researched so far.. jacksonville (so loving this one right now) orlando (kinda expensive) west palm beach

Florida Teacher Speaks...
Letter by a Florida teacher............... A teacher speaks This is a subject close to my heart. Do you know that we have adult students at the school where I teach who are not US citizens and who get the PELL grant, which is a federal grant (no pay back required) plus other federal grants to go to school? One student from the Dominican Republic told me that she didn't want me to find a job for her after she finished my program, because she was getting housing from our housing department and she was getting PELL grant which paid for her total tuition and books, plus money left over. She was looking into WAIT which gives students a CREDIT CARD for gas to come to school, and into CARIBE which is a special program (check it out - I did) for immigrants and it pays for child care and all sorts of needs while they go to school or training. The one student I just mentioned told me she was not going to be a US Citizen because she plans to return to the Dom

Florida
• (SARASOTA) It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. • Apparently with an exaggerated idea of the laws of thermal dynamics, the city council of West Palm Beach, Fla., once decreed that the roofs of all outhouses be fireproof. • A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. • Big Pine Key: It is illegal to molest a Key deer; If caught one will be fined or will have to go to jail. • Cape Coral: It is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a clothesline; It it illegal to park a pick-up truck in your driveway or in front of your house on the street (This law is limited to only those who do not own the house) • Daytona Beach: The molestation of trash cans is banned; While intoxicated, being under influence of narcotics is prohibited; It shall be unlawful for any person to swim or bathe in that portion of the Atlantic Ocean within the corporate limits of the city when un

Florida Special Notice: Guns In Parking Lots Law Takes Effect Today, July 1st!
Today, House Bill 503 by Representative Greg Evers and Senator Durell Peaden takes effect. Officially, HB 503 is known as the "Preservation & Protection of the Right to Keep & Bear Arms in Motor Vehicles Act of 2008," even though elements of the business community continue to call it the “Guns at Work Law.” This new law protects existing constitutional and statutory rights. Law-abiding gun owners can continue to have firearms in their private vehicles, for self-defense and other lawful purposes without fear of punitive actions against them by anti-gun businesses and employers. Under the new law, any business or employer who violates the constitutional and statutory right of customers or employees to have firearms locked in their private vehicles can now be punished. ALSO, under this new law, business owners will benefit from immunity from liability if guns stored in vehicles in the businesses parking lot are used to cause harm on the business property. THE LAW APPLIES

Floridians
You know you're a Floridian if.... Socks are only for bowling... You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in five minutes... A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade... Your winter coat is made of denim... You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites... You're younger than thirty but some of your friends are over 65... Anything under 70 degrees is chilly... You've driven through Yeehaw Junction... Every other house in your neighborhood had blue roofs in 2004-2005... You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up for... You dread love bug season... You are on a first name basis with the Hurricane list. They aren't Hurricane Charley or Hurricane Frances. You know them as Andrew, Charley , Frances , Ivan and Jeanne...and of course the terrible Wilma! (who was supposed to be a non-eventful cat. 2) You know what a snow

Florida
Just wanted to send a HUG out to all my friends and family. Will be on here and there during the next 8 days but in between all of that Ill be basking in the sun in beautiful Florida. Y'all take care.... LL... and remember I love you!! xoxoxoxo C~

Florida Dream
Somewhere out of Jacksonville, there's a girl I lost somehow along the way In spite of all the tears I cried, there simply was no way to make her stay She wanted to explore, discover all the things she'd never seen She wanted to chase her Florida dream This hometown life was not for her, she said that she just had to get away So she gathered all her courage, packed her bags, and headed east one day A thousand times I begged her, there was something in her eyes I'd never seen She left me to chase her Florida dream And the sun shines in Florida Every night and every day While rain keeps on pouring down Everything that comes my way No matter how hard I try I just can't seem to sleep It seems I'm always kept awake By my Florida dream Solitary love affair locked up in a heartahe all alone A thousand times I've prayed to God But that doesn't fix a love that went so wrong I know it may sound funny but sometimes things just aren't the way they seem I guess that's how

Florida Seniors With Issues...
Good Morning and hopefully you are dry or drying out at least. I guess I could have picked a better time to run a garage sale…holey smokes did it rain and rain and rain… Talking about rain with the current Hurricane Ike still making known it’s presence. Can you believe people argue or water? No I mean it take for example these two old codgers from Florida arguing over how much water plants require led to one of them being hauled away without bond… here is the story: HUDSON, FL (AP) -- Authorities say a Hudson man fired a gun and chased his neighbor with a machete after an argument over watering plants. The Pasco County Sheriff's Office says 62-year-old Peter Petraglia argued twice with his neighbor over the plants on Tuesday. After the second argument, Petraglia went into his house and came out carrying a .38-caliber pistol and a machete. Authorities say Petraglia threatened to shoot his neighbor if he didn't stop arguing with him. He then fired a shot into the ground and followed

Florida
An extremely rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was having a great time. He was drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ, and flirting with all the married women. At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10 foot man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.' The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash. Everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Leroy was screaming, the ga

Florida Holiday With A Wv Twist You All Figure It Out Lol .
Florida holiday with a wv twist you all figure it out lol . umm where is she this morning ? can you find her? blue blue eyes , gorgeous body , smile that will brighten you day . umm is there the woman beside , Nope its Danny and juday this morning . Good morning you all !! Looks there Dj fron yb hes moving to utah , Havent heard from rihokie , Danny jones i guess is working hard in Ohio , Dan cross it my fllorida friend checking in . Doc , good morning . evmail me , i have some ?s on meds , I got updated meds recently . Danna hi . hope your yb friend is on the mend Dan man and darci . miss you all , hope all is well with you . . Denise hey . is the wedding on ? i need the infor asap . Its November 20th thrudays . & more days til my dads birthday . i want to be there for thanksgiving or a soon as possibe . Dad is fine and so is mom and tiff . Brenda and roger tony and will and kids are fine . Im fine got some sleep last night ,. Tony Bringma

Florida To California
Every year there is a motorcycle ride to the redwoods in Piercy. This year the run is June 12-14. Check out this site. http://www.redwoodrun.com/ The site where the event is held is on private property. You have to have a ticket to get in. Price of a ticket from what I have been told is $130 for the three days. Places to stay are very few. If you like to camp camping is available onsite. I plan to leave Daytona Beach, FL. My plan is taking 6 to 7 days of riding to get to my brother in laws place in the San Francisco Bay area. From there do the run the ride back to Florida. I have an open passenger seat for a female that wants to ride. Share expenses. A ride of a lifetime. Other riders are welcome to join on the trip. My route is open to the fu world. Let's ride.

Florida St. Upsets No. 1 North Carolina In Acc Semifinals
Florida St. upsets No. 1 North Carolina in ACC semifinals Facebook Digg Reddit Newsvine Buzz up! By PAUL NEWBERRY AP Sports Writer ATLANTA — North Carolina can start focusing on a national championship. The nation's top-ranked team was denied a shot at its third straight Atlantic Coast Conference title. Toney Douglas scored 27 points, including the go-ahead free throws, and No. 22 Florida State held on for a 73-70 victory over the Tar Heels in the ACC semifinals today. Tyler Hansbrough had 22 points and 12 rebounds, but the reigning national player of the year lost control of the ball trying to get inside for a shot with about 20 seconds remaining and North Carolina trailing 71-70. Florida State's Derwin Kitchen scooped it up, was fouled and hit two clutch free throws. The Tar Heels (28-4) came down for a final shot — and got two of them. Wayne Ellington, who led North Carolina with 24 points, missed from beyond the arc. Danny Green chased down the reb

Florida- Add Me
so if you are from florida, you should add me because im going to be living there for at least 6 months, and itd be nice to know where everything is at. lol. starting may! [june is my US roadtrip] yay. wish me luck especially getting this pirate bar job. :0) [eesh i need to work on my memory skills!]

Florida Man Spends Three Months In Jail For Possession Of Breath Mints
http://carlosmiller.com/2009/08/18/florida... Donald May spent three months in jail because a central Florida cop thought the breath mints in his mouth were crack cocaine. The Kissimmee cop even claims he field tested the mints, which proved the mints were crack. The cop also claimed he saw May buy the drugs and even went as far as claiming that May admitted to buying the drugs. However, May was pulled over for an expired tag, not for purchasing drugs. Unable to bond out of jail, May ended up losing his job, apartment and car during the three months he was incarcerated. It wasn’t until further testing proved the mints to be mints that he was released. May is now suing, according to the article.

Floral Garden Of Life
The chalkboard along the back wall of the room reads “JESUS. JEHOVAH” in yellow chalk in the lower left corner. Nothing else. Ok…. I take a seat against the right wall towards the front of the room. I wonder now if I chose this spot subconsciously because I’m in a direct path to the door… No matter because then I hear the tumblers click into place locking us all inside. I feel a momentary surge of anxiety which increases my heart rate a bit and makes me fidgety. I don’t particularly want to be locked in the room. Being here is one thing…being locked in here, not cool. Pretty much, the only guarantee you really have when working with psychiatric patients is there are no guarantees...no predictions. You never know. Supposedly, I’m trained to handle all sorts of what ifs but I don’t think knowing how to do a side arm body hug or a one arm restraint will help me much if the 6’4, 250 lb man across the room from me hits

Florida Court Sets Atheist Holiday
And all God's children said - AMEN!Thank God for a judge who not only knows the scriptures well but also knows how to apply it in daily living In Florida, an Atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days. The case was brought before a judge.After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others.. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays.The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant."The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unawar

Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day
FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY In Florida, an atheist created a case against the Upcoming Easter and Passover days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days. The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring,"Case dismissed!" The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the Ruling , "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays.." The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant."The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists." The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st

Florida Sucks Dog Balls
NHL Hockey is a big deal in WNY. Not so much in Florida Do you know what gets better TV ratings than the Florida Panthers' games? A) A Sunday Morning,7 AM kids show, called 'The Doodlebops' B) The infomercial on 'professional blenders' C) C-span D) All of the above If you are in Florida and reading this - YOU DON'T DESERVE THE GAME OF HOCKEY! Fuckers I was driving to an early appt this AM & listening to sports radio.

Floral Fragrances All The Way In Germany
Flowers are responsible to add zing to the treasured moments, and thereby, is indispensible in any celebration you plan. Flowers are perhaps the only stuffs that compliments any gift offerings, and you have FloristGermany24x7.com to result this colorful splash. Check the link at www.floristgermany24x7.com for more.

A Floral Way To Say With Floristgermany24x7.com
An occasion planned without the floral showers is something a delicious dish without traces of salt into it. A flower is itself beautiful enough to catch up eyes, and any kind of event is incomplete without the floral garnishes. And that’s the field where FloristGermany24x7.com is really a master at. For the year long celebration bonazas in Germany, this online shopping has kept its door open with floral and floral combo gifts designed with tremendous creativity, with the link at www.floristgermany24x7.com being the gateway to get there. Plenty of innovation rich stuffs are packed here, like Lovely Combination of Single Red Rose and The classic amoungst the cuddly toys: the Teddy Bear, or the floral wonder called Share The Dream that showcases Rose Bouquet contains of 3 red roses, 2 purple roses, 2 pink roses, 1 decorative ribbon, 1 red red heart collar, 2 pistochia, plents of greens, 1 package of flower nutrients and nursing instructions included and Lindt Pralinés, as well as

Florida Gators Football Schedule 2012
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Florida-Gators-football/112221278795227 http://www.gatorzone.com/story.php?id=23754 2012 Football Schedule DATEOPPONENTSITETIME (ET)VIDEOTVRADIORESULT/DETAILS Sat, Apr 7 Orange & Blue Debut, Presented by Sunniland Gainesville, FL 1:00 pm Live Video Sun Sports GRNGatorZone Sirius:91 XM:91 Recap Boxscore GameTracker Sat, Sep 1 Bowling Green Gainesville, FL 3:30 pm ESPN GRNGatorZone

Florida Boy, 13, Killed 2-year-old Brother
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — A decade before he was charged with murder, a 2-year-old Cristian Fernandez was found naked and dirty, wandering a South Florida street. The grandmother taking care of him had holed up with cocaine in a messy motel room, while his 14-year-old mother was nowhere to be found.His life had been punctuated with violence since he was conceived, an act that resulted in a sexual assault conviction against his father. Fernandez' life got worse from there: He was sexually assaulted by a cousin and beaten by his stepfather, who committed suicide before police investigating the beating arrived.The boy learned to squelch his feelings, once telling a counselor: "You got to suck up feelings and get over it."Now 13, Fernandez is accused of two heinous crimes himself: first-degree murder in the 2011 beating death of his 2-year-old half-brother and the sexual abuse of his 5-year-old half-brother. He's been charged as an adult and is the youngest inmate awaiting trial in Duval

Florida Sheriff Taking Riot Threats Seriously As Zimmerman Acquittal Appears Likely
Miami-area sheriff’s office talking to federal agencies and asking residents not to riot. Kit DanielsInfowars.comJuly 9, 2013 The Broward Sheriff’s Office, whose jurisdiction includes a large portion of the Miami metropolitan area, released a video yesterday urging residents not to riot in response to the Travyon Martin shooting trial which now appears to lean heavily in George Zimmerman’s favor. “Let’s give violence a rest because we could easily end up arrested,” one of the performers in the video said. “Law enforcement has your back.” “Let’s back up and choose not to act up and deputies are with us so no need to act tough.” The video’s web site states that the sheriff’s office Strategic Investigation Division has been communicating to not only community leaders but also local, state, and federal agencies. Could potential federal response be similar to the martial law encountered earlier

Florida Outlaws All Computers
Kurt NimmoInfowars.comJuly 9, 2013 Photo: Orin Zebest So hasty were Florida lawmakers, they managed to outlaw all computers in the Sunshine State. The absurd instance of mindless over reach by government appeared in a Florida Senate billprohibiting electronic gambling devices and internet cafes. The legislation was signed into law by Florida’s former Tea Party favorite, Rick Scott. He signed the bill behind closed doors and said the ban is the “right thing to do for our state.” Consuelo Zapata, the owner of Incredible Investments, LLC, a business in Miami-Dade that provides online services for migrant workers who is suing the state in response to the legislation, said the law is so recklessly worded that it outlaws all computers in the state, not simply those at internet cafes. Scott and the Florida Senate passed the law in response to seniors and other state residents using “electronic gambling devices,” including computers. The bill’s wo

Flotus Confronts Heckler, But Where’s The Video?
Donna AndersonInfowars.comJune 5, 2013 When you’re playing Jacks in the schoolyard it’s OK to say, “Hey! Either do it my way or I’m gonna take my marbles and go home!” But when you’re the FLOTUS you don’t just threaten to go home because you’re not getting your way. On Tuesday, Michelle Obama’s arrogant response to a heckler didn’t earn her any points for respect, it just made her look like a petulant, spoiled brat. During a Democratic fundraiser in front of approximately 200 people, Mrs. Obama was heckled by a woman in the crowd who was calling for President Obama to issue an executive order that would bar federal contractors from discriminating against LGBT employees. Instead of calmly waiting for the heckler to stop, as most professionals would have done, the First Lady decided to stomp her little foot and play the arrogant card. Mrs. Obama stepped away from the microphone and said, “One of the things I don’t

Flourless Peanut Butter Cookies
1 C. peanut butter 1 C. sugar 1 egg 1 t. baking soda Cream the peanut butter with the sugar. Stir in the egg and baking soda. Roll into balls. If the dough is initially too thin to roll let it sit 10 minutes and it will thicken. Bake at 350° F. until the edges of the cookies turn golden brown (do not overbake or they will turn hard and crumbly)

Flourless Chocolate-nut Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 55 min Makes: 12 servings 6 eggs, separated 3/4 cup sugar, divided 3/4 cup (1-1/2 sticks) butter or margarine, softened 1 pkg. (8 squares) BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Baking Chocolate, melted 1 tsp. grated orange peel 1 cup finely chopped PLANTERS Walnuts PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Grease and flour 9-inch springform pan. Beat egg yolks and 1/2 cup of the sugar in medium bowl with electric mixer on high speed until thick and lemon colored. Add butter; mix well. Blend in chocolate and orange peel. Stir in walnuts; set aside. BEAT egg whites in small bowl with electric mixer on high speed until foamy. Gradually add remaining 1/4 cup sugar, beating until stiff peaks form. Add to chocolate mixture; stir gently until well blended. Spread into prepared pan. BAKE 35 to 40 min. or until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool in pan on wire rack 10 min. Run a knife or metal spatula around rim of pan to loosen; remove rim of pan. Cool c

Flouride & Stupidity
FLUORIDE and STUPIDITY SICKNESS CONTROL 101: FLUORIDE, THE LUNATIC DRUG "TELL A LIE LOUD ENOUGH AND LONG ENOUGH AND PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE IT." (Adolph Hitler) "EARTH IS AN INSANE ASYLUM, TO WHICH THE OTHER PLANETS DEPORT THEIR LUNATICS." --Voltaire (Memnon the Philosopher). Controversial fluoride is one of the basic ingredients in both PROZAC (FLUoxetene Hydrochloride) and Sarin nerve gas (Isopropyl-Methyl-Phosphoryl FLUoride). Sodium fluoride, a hazardous-waste by-product from the manufacture of aluminum, is a common ingredient in rat and cockroach poisons, anesthetics, hypnotics, psychiatric drugs, and military nerve gas. It's historically been quite expensive to properly dispose of, until some aluminum industries with an overabundance of the stuff sold the public on the terrifically insane but highly profitable idea of buying it at a 20,000% markup, injecting it into our water supplies, and then DRINKING it. Yes, a 20,000% markup: Fluoride-- intended only for human cons

Flourless Chocolate Cake (french)
Flourless Chocolate Cake (French) Yield: 12 servings Ingredients: 7 oz (200 g) semisweet chocolate (45-50 % cocoa) 3/4 cup (180 g) butter 1 cup (200 g) sugar 4 eggs, separated Method 1. Preheat oven to 350deg F (Gas mark 4 or 180 deg C). 2. Line a 9 in (23 cm) cake tin with greaseproof or other non-stick paper and grease the tin. 3. Break the chocolate into small pieces and melt it with butter over hot water. 4. Beat the egg yolks with half of the sugar. 5. Fold in the melted butter and chocolate mixture. 6. Beat egg whites until frothy by using an electric mixer; gradually add the remaining sugar, beating until stiff peaks form. 7. Fold in the beaten egg whites. 8. Bake at 350 degrees until a wooden pick inserted in center comes out clean, approximately 40 minutes. Please note that cakes of this type will collapse and look like a pie because no flour is used. 9. Use a knife to separate the cake from the non-stick paper. Please observe t

Flour And Water
Flour and Water How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue?.. and then you add eggs and sugar... and you get cake? Where did the glue go ? NEED AN ANSWER? You know darned well where it went! That's what makes the cake Stick to your BUTT!

Flour & Water
A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks. "115," she says. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 140. The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 8," she says. The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5". She then takes her blood pressure And tells the woman it is very high. "Of course it's high!" she screams, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!" Flour and Water How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue?.. and then you add eggs and sugar... and you get cake? Where did the glue go ? NEED AN ANSWER? You know darned well where it went! That's what makes the cake Stick to your BUTT

Flounder Roll Ups Stuffed With Crab Meat
1 1/2 lb. skinless flounder or fish fillet of choice 1 lb. crab meat 1/2 c. dry bread crumbs 2 (10 1/2 oz.) cans condensed cream of mushroom soup Dash each of salt, pepper, paprika and lemon 1/2 stick butter Cheddar or Colby cheese Wash and dry fish thoroughly. Cut in to 3 inch strips. Remove cartilage from crab meat. In small bowl, mix crab meat, bread crumbs and 1/2 cup Newburg sauce (or soup). Spread stuffing evenly over fish fillets. Roll up firmly and place cut side down on foil lined baking pan. Sprinkle with salt, pepper, paprika and lemon juice. Put butter on top of each fish. Bake at 350 degrees until fish flakes easily about 20 to 30 minutes. Top with Cheddar or Colby cheese then top with Newburg sauce or soup. Heat. Makes 6 servings.

Flounder With Spinach-ricotta Filling
Flounder with Spinach-Ricotta Filling This is a simple and tasty way to prepare mild white-fish fillets -- the creamy spinach filling is rich and flavorful without being heavy. Servings: 6 Ingredients: * 2 pounds flounder fillets * 2 (10-ounce) packages frozen chopped spinach * 1 cup ricotta cheese * 1/2 teaspoon dried basil * 2 tablespoons butter, melted * 2 tablespoons flour * 1/4 teaspoon salt * Dash pepper * 1 cup milk * 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese, plus more for broiling * 1/2 cup dry white wine (optional) * 1 teaspoon lemon juice Directions: Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Arrange half of the fillets in a greased baking dish. Mix the drained spinach, ricotta and basil in a bowl. Spoon over the fillets in the dish, then top with the remaining fillets. Blend the butter, flour, salt and pepper in a saucepan. Add the milk slowly and cook, stirring constantly, until the mixture thickens. Add the c

Flouride
The Truth About 'Fluoride' (or what every Mother should know) by A. True Ott tott@mountainwest.net © August 2000 See also | Feedback Fluoride used by Nazis to sterilize inmates and make them docile. Fluoride a key dumbing down ingredient of Prozac and Sarin nerve gas -- poisons of choice for tyrant rats. First of all, it needs to be stated that the 'substance' referred to as 'Fluoride' is a misnomer - there is no such substance listed in the periodic chart of the elements, nor in the prestigious CRC handbook, nor in the sacred 'bible' of the pharmaceutical industry - the illustrious 'Merck Index'. Instead, we find a GAS called Fluorine - and from the use of this gas in various industries such as aluminum manufacturing and the nuclear industry -certain toxic byproducts are created which have 'captured' fluorine molecules. One such toxic, poisonous 'byproduct' is called sodium Fluoride - which according to the Merck Index is primarily used as

Flourless Chocolate Cake
Flourless chocolate cake Serves 12 to 16 8 large cold eggs 1 pound bittersweet chocolate or semisweet chocolate, coarsely chopped 1/2 pound unsalted butter, cut into 1/2-inch chunks 1/4 cup strong coffee confectioners' sugar or cocoa powder for decoration 1. Adjust oven rack to lower middle position and heat oven to 325 degrees. Line bottom of 8-inch springform pan with parchment and grease pan sides. Cover pan underneath and along sides with sheet of heavy-duty foil and set in large roasting pan. Bring kettle of water to boil. 2. Beat eggs in bowl of electric mixer fitted with wire whip attachment at medium speed (speed 6 on a KitchenAid) until volume doubles to approximately 1 quart, about 5 minutes. 3. Meanwhile, melt chocolate and butter (adding coffee or liqueur, if using) in large heat-proof bowl set over pan of almost simmering water, until smooth and very warm stirring once or twice. Fold 1/3 of egg foam into chocolate mixture using large rubber spatula un

Flourless Peanut Chocolate Cookies
Flourless Peanut-Chocolate Cookies Makes 24 | Prep Time: 10 minutes | Total Time: 30 minutes ingredients 1 cup creamy peanut butter 3/4 cup sugar 1 large egg (lightly beaten) 1/2 teaspoon baking soda 1/4 teaspoon salt 3/4 cup semisweet chocolate chips 1/2 cup roasted salted peanuts Preheat oven to 350°, with racks in upper and lower thirds. In a large bowl, stir together peanut butter, sugar, egg, baking soda, and salt until well combined. Stir in chocolate chips and peanuts. With moistened hands, roll dough, about 1 heaping tablespoon at a time, into balls. Place 2 inches apart on two baking sheets. Bake until cookies are golden and puffed, 12 to 14 minutes, rotating sheets from top to bottom and front to back halfway through. Cool 5 minutes on sheets; transfer cookies to racks to cool completely. Per cookie: 134 calories; 8.9 grams fat; 3.9 grams protein; 12.2 grams carbohydrates; 1.2 grams fiber

Flour Power
A contestant on The Biggest Loser has been arrested for allegedly assaulting a housemate with a bag of flour. The same day that the NBC reality show debuted, Shanon Thomas, 30, was charged with domestic violence Tuesday, according to the Detroit Free Press. If convicted, she could face more than three months in jail.

F-love
Without warning, like a tidal wave unable to drown you The days like wrecks without them The race of time, The Deepest ravine, full of emotion With them. You don’t know what to do, far out in a frantic sea Unable to think, The echoes of existence between us Can reveal nothing, Belief in reason has gone. Unable to communicate helpless, alive, dead Unable to run from it Unable to fight it Undying love, tumultuous feelings hands in face, tears, panicking What to do? Way to turn? All sacred, reeling Must find a way of knowing Must find spirit Claustrophobic, hurt, hurt, The deepest of the unknown

Flower Petals By Victoria Joan Glenn
The flowers close their petals and slowly drift to sleep. . . soon the dew will wake them as the dawn begins to creep. My weary eyes seeks solace as they close, perchance to dream, and while flowers have their visions I explore a stray moonbeam. I?ll wander in a dream of you ?till the suns warmth heats my skin and flowers wake to kiss the light as a new day does begin.

A Flower In The Field
A Flower in the Field by Solar Dragon © Did you lay your naked body down upon the ground young lady? Did you spread yourself to the day and your man? Open yourself ,open the most beautiful flower in that field. Show him....show the world the vitality of your life. Grab your man ,feel him.......is he power in your hands? Is that what you wanted young woman? .......From secret nights full of lust to exhibitionism broken through.... They seen you ,all around could feel you. Does one hide the sun? Can a glow such as yours be hidden? Pleasure yourself ,pleasure the Earth and the moon at night and sun in the day. Give the pleasure back that surrounds you. But especially pleasure your man .... The one that beams down upon you the brightest......a being given birth to please woman. Fill another day and moment with what you started in your time of need. Your young flower is the most potent life in a most beautiful field.

A Flower Of Asia
A Flower of Asia by DOC226 © A Flower of Asia Once I went a wandering, across the far, far West 100 miles from LA, I finally stopped to rest As I looked for lodging, an exotic sight my eyes did see Standing right before me, was a vision so lovely She had to be from heaven, an angel come to roam A flower of the orient, growing in very poor loam No hose had ever watered her roots, her branches were untrimmed But despite the lack of care, her beauty remained undimmed What matter of flower is this I asked, for no bloom could I see Even as I slowly drew near, her origins remained a mystery What was readily apparent, for a discerning eye to see With a gentle touch and caring, she would bloom instantly. I started right after sunset, feeding her hungry roots Gently cleaned her branches, so as to cause no hurt With her root ball finally bare, I slowly laded her down In a bed lovingly prepared, in fertile, nourishing ground I kissed and caressed her stalks, till they

Flower Information
ACACIA Concealed Love, Beauty in Retirement, Chaste Love AGAPANTHIS Secret Love AMBROSIA Your Love is Given Back/Returned AMARYLLIS Pride, Pastoral Poetry ANEMONE Forsaken, sincerity ARBUTUS Thee Only Do I Love ASTER Symbol of Love, Daintiness AZALEA Take Care of Yourself for Me, Temperance, Fragile Passion, Chinese Symbol of Womanhood BACHELOR BUTTON Single Blessedness BEGONIA Beware BELLS OF IRELAND Good Luck BITTERSWEET Truth BLUEBELL Humility CACTUS Endurance CALADIUM Great joy and delight CAMELLIA Good luck gift for a man CAMELLIA (PINK) Longing for you CAMELLIA (RED) You're a Flame in My Heart CAMELLIA (WHITE) You're Adorable CARNATION (GENERAL) Fascination, Woman Love CARNATION (PINK) I'll Never Forget You CARNATION (RED) My Heart Aches For You, Admiration CARNATION (PURPLE) Capriciousness, Whimsical CARNATION (SOLID COLOR) Yes CARNATION (STRIPED) No, Refusal, Sorry I Can't Be

Flower
You Are A Lily You are a nurturer and all around natural therapist. People see you as their rock. And they are able to depend on you. You are a soothing influence. You can make people feel better with a few words. Your caring has more of an impact than even you realize. What Flower Are You?

Flowers
This is just a peom I wrote FLOWERS Flowers flowers oh the sweetness of there power when the worlds showers you with worry some how they bring peace a sense of releif when your barried beneath all the stress and you cant even seem to rest from all the burdons that lay on your chest just seeing there beauty and since of love as lovely as a soaring dove flowers seem to give somehow gives you hope just when your hanging so tightly a at the end of your rope there seems no way for you to cope and then the you see the flowers starting to bud it is just a reminder of gods never ending love showing he will always bring our lives back to peace happiness may seem not to exsist but just as the flower continues to grow so will our happiness always come back to over flow they were just barried under a cold winters snow but you see there always restored back to always glow

The Flow Of Life
Another day, another year, both flow seemless No direction, no drive, ever dreamless Distance ourselves from open ended emotions Question our morals and our very devotions What is the purpose to which we awake What is this love we seem to forsake Every day bringing another mistake Every one makes the soul ache No matter how much we grow How much love we try to show We always end up here, all alone Longing for what is now, forever unknown The future, a streaming flow of blackend sky The past, another regret, another moment to wonder why

Flowers You Hope You'll Never Get!
IMPORTANT READ & REPOST Here's hoping you never get flowers like these!! This may not apply to me or you, but maybe someone you know so please pass this on...maybe someone who really needs it will get the help they need from this. God Bless. A man who beats you does not love you, no matter what he says or does afterwards.. Gather your kids and leave..You will be glad you did. I know I am!! I Got Flowers Today We had our first argument last night, and he said a lot of cruel things that really hurt me. I know he is sorry and didn't mean the things he said, because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today. It wasn't our anniversary or any other special day. Last night he threw me into a wall and started to choke me. It seemed like a nightmare, I couldn't believe it was real. I woke up this morning sore and bruised all over. I know he must be sorry cause he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today, and it wasn't mother's day or any oth

Flowing.....???
"Upon Reason" I kept thinking til it hurt I kept thinking til it bled I knew that nothing was wrong That this was all in my head I wished that I had known before I wished the stars knew the truth Thinking now is only pain The truth that lies within this brain Upon my reason I don't recall I might as well return those wishes Those wishes wished upon that dream I'll see the truth I'll see the path I'll see your face Tonite I wait and stray to linger Tonite I cut and bleed to feel Tonite its only tonite I'm walking path the past I'm running past the future I'm running I'll see the truth I'll see the path I'll see your face I know this is foolishness I know this is wrong I know what is true That is how we survive This pain That pain My pain I'm waiting to see....

Flowers
We had our first argument last night, and he said a lot of cruel things that really hurt me. I know he is sorry and didn’t mean the things he said, because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today. It wasn’t our anniversary or any other special day. Last night he threw me into a wall and started to choke me. It seemed like a nightmare, I couldn’t believe it was real. I woke up this morning sore and bruised all over. I know he must be sorry cause he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today, and it wasn’t mother’s day or any other special day. Last night, he beat me up again, it was much worse than all the other times. If I leave him, what will I do? How will I take care of my kids? What about money? I’m afraid of him and scared to leave. But I know he must be sorry because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today. Today was a very special day. It was the day of my funeral! Last night, he finally killed me. He beat me to death. If only I had gathered enough courag

Flowers
I received a dozen of the most beautiful flowers the other day. The card never said who they were from. I eventually found out who they were from. I did ask a few people..lol. I appreciate the person who sent them. It was funny because after I asked a few people because I was not sure who sent the roses at first. It was funny because by the end of the day I had three dozen roses. My reason for writing a blog about this is why is it when someone does something nice for another person for no reason, others have to try and show that person up? I was mean I guess because I gave the two dozen rozes to a friend of mine to gie to his wife and I kept the original dozen roses because they ment so much to me. Thank you Jeff you know if you ever come to California you have a place. ;)

Flowers Are Not Golf Balls
There are two guys that are golfing, and both hit their balls way off into the rough. They decide to go find their balls and meet back on the fareway later. The first guy is pretty sure that he hit his into a big patch of buttercups, so he goes over and starts beating through the flowers with his club. All of a sudden, an angel comes down from heaven and tells him that he can never have butter again for ruining one of god's beautiful creations in that manner. The guy doesn't care and goes back to tell his friend what happened. His friend says: "You think that's bad? I hit my ball into the pussywillows."

Flow Crimson
okay, so it's a song i wrote... Blood-soaked ground... and i pray your ass can hear me screaming now... laying here for your sins i will pay the price your debt repaid with every little crimson slice... So it goes... your eye pierced my soul and my heart simply froze... In that moment I knew I'm forever yours... Deep in my you opened all my once closed doors... i guess i have you to thank for this All the agony unleashed within The beast awoken with a single act Who will be held accountable? This chaos is yours alone to bear Deep inside your guilt consumes your soul this death and destruction claims all you love What if they knew what you've done? So now as I dance in these flames Cleansing my home of all your sins I celebrate the end of all the pain And i let my joy flow Crimson... Taken in.. I was so in love through all your mortal sins Blinded, i refused the truth until too late Now in blood and fire I shall seal our fate... i guess i have y

Flowing Thoughts
I sit here in front of my computer bored outta my mind waiting on the phone to ring. I can sit here for hours and do nothing but, at the same time my thoughts flow. At times my thoughts flow to fast and others to slow. At this rate I am going to get nothing done...SIGH

A Flower Wraps My Heart
A Flower Wraps My Heart As I sit here all alone I no longer feel apart, I feel so sweet and pretty As a flower wraps my heart. A flower wraps my heart And a smile's on my face, I no longer sit and wonder Cause everything's in place. The sunshine hits my skin In my soul, there grows a light, It shines forever strong Even through the night. The pain has disappeared And I make a brand new start, I found the love within myself Because a flower wraps my heart.

Flowers For Algernon.
50 Off The Wall Questions 1. What Curse Word Do You Use The Most? FUCK, IN ONE FORM OR ANOTHER. 2. Do You Own An Ipod? HELL NO. 3. What Person On Your Top 8 Do You Talk To The Most? UUUUMMMM, SHAUN, OR TONY RECENTLY. 4. What Time Is Your Alarm Clock Set To? IT VARIES. 5. Do You Want To Fall In Love? NAH, TO MUCH DRAMA. 6. Do You Wear Flip-Flops When It's Cold? NEVER WEAR FLIP FLOPS. 7. Would You Rather Take The Picture Or Be In The Picture? BOTH ARE FINE. 8. What Was The Last Movie You Watched? CLERKS II. I'M TAKING PORCH MONKEY BACK BITCHES!! 9. Do Any Of Your Friends Have Children? UNFORTUNATLY. 10. Has Anyone Ever Called You Lazy? NOT A DAY GOES BY..... 11. Do You Ever Take Medication To Help You Fall Asleep? NAH, WASTE OF MONEY. 12. What Cd Is Currently In Your Cd Player? SWAGGER BY FLOGGING MOLLY. 13. Do You Prefer Regular Or Chocolate Milk? NEITHER, MILK IS FUCKING DISGUSTING. 14. Has Anyone Told You A Secret This Week? I'

A Flower
Heart's ease or pansy, pleasure or thought, Which would the picture give us of these? Surely the heart that conceived it sought Heart's ease. Surely by glad and divine degrees The heart impelling the hand that wrought Wrought comfort here for a soul's disease. Deep flowers, with lustre and darkness fraught, From glass that gleams as the chill still seas Lean and lend for a heart distraught Heart's ease.

The Flower Of Your Name
I’m thinking about you In a different way Nothing specific Just everything I cannot help But notice The effect of your Affection When it all gets Confusing You send a Suggestion You are already Within me I felt you beam your Way in I was not trying To fight you I like you under My skin A tailored soul Well accessorized Looks elegant Next to mine So draw The curtains Until you’re Certain Get your goodbyes Memorized

Flower Of Scotland
Flower of Scotland (Written by Roy Williamson of "The Corries") Although "Flower of Scotland" is not a traditional song, it has been adopted as Scotland's de facto national anthem, along with "Scotland the Brave" O Flower of Scotland, When will we see Your like again, That fought and died for, Your wee bit Hill and Glen, And stood against him, Proud Edward's Army, And sent him homeward, Tae think again. The Hills are bare now, And Autumn leaves lie thick and still, O'er land that is lost now, Which those so dearly held, That stood against him, Proud Edward's Army, And sent him homeward, Tae think again. Those days are past now, And in the past they must remain, But we can still rise now, And be the nation again, That stood against him, Proud Edward's Army, And sent him homeward, Tae think again. 0 Flower of Scotland, When will we see your like again, That fought and died for, Your wee bit Hill and Glen, And stood against him, Proud Edward's Arm

Flowers Of Flesh And Blood
one of my faves =) My sweet obsession My greatest masterpiece When I undress you Everything falls in place I will control you This flower of flesh and blood True crimson blooming I'll tear the petals off of you Flower of flesh My love will die for it Boundless and red My love lies motionless My own creation My one and only slave Into the darkness The hate of hell is boundless This blade consoles you True beauty staining through This love destroys you And there is nothing you can do

Flower For You
Flower for you I picked some fragrant flowers to bring to you today. I gathered them together and made a bright bouquet. There were lovely pale pink roses with petals paper thin, I touched one with my hand it felt soft against my skin. I added perfumed lilies, wet with morning dew, And hope their special magic, Speak of my love for you.

The Flower
I knew a flower, but not her name; Sweet smelling as a summer day, She was vibrantly bright, yet plain; Wild in a pasture she lay. A thousand others looked the same, But I loved her more than all the rest; I needed a sight, and saw her first; She was vibrantly bright, yet plain. Now look when you shake your smile and say That "love is something more than that;" It's a spark that lights itself aflame, Sweet smelling as a summer day. And day by day, and day by day, She thought with me, heard all my songs And watched my sleep and soothed my wrongs; Wild in a pasture, we lay. When as it must, the right time came, The tinder burnt to feed the flame, I plucked my flower and sang of pain; I knew a flower but not her name.

Flowers
Flowers are a universal symbol of beauty. To discern a particular meaning, the color of the flowers may be as significant as the flowers themselves. This is especially true for flowers of unusual or nonsensical colors such as green roses. In a dream it would not be surprising to get green roses from a dear friend. This would happen if you are dating your friend's heartthrob in waking life or you sense jealousy from them concerning your romantic attachments. Consequently you may have acquired knowledge about flower meanings that your subconscious is now accessing to illustrate a point. This can be especially true if you are given flowers by or are giving flowers to another. Do particular flowers have special memories for you due to childhood, the death of a loved one, or a prom date or wedding? Here are some common reference points for particular flowers: Lilac -- Poison, Illness, Death Daisy -- Indecision about feelings, giver illustrates issue of concern Orchid -- Sexualit

Flowers From My Boyfriend
Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her boyfriend buying her flowers. The redhead sighs and says: "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again." The blonde looks quizzically at her and says: "You don't like getting flowers from your boyfriend?" The redhead replies: "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air." The blonde says: ........"Don't you have a vase? "

Flower Of Love
The perfume of your body dulls my sense. I want nor wine nor weed; your breath alone Suffices. In this moment rare and tense I worship at your breast. The flower is blown The saffron petals tempt my amorous mouth, The yellow heart is radiant now with dew Soft-scented, redolent of my loved South; O flower of love! I give myself to you. Uncovered on your couch of figured green, Here let us linger indivisible. The portals of your sanctuary unseen Receive my offering, yielding unto me. Oh, with our love the night is warm and deep! The air is sweet, my flower, and sweet the flute Whose music lulls our burning brain to sleep, While we lie loving, passionate and mute.

Flowers
4. Flowers Who shall conquer this world And the world of death with all its gods? Who shall discover The shining way of dharma? You shall, even as the man Who seeks flowers Finds the most beautiful, The rarest. Understand that the body Is merely the foam of a wave, The shadow of a shadow. Snap the flower arrows of desire And then, unseen, Escape the king of death. And travel on. Death overtakes the man Who gathers flowers When with distracted mind and thirsty senses He searches vainly for happiness In the pleasures of the world. Death fetches him away As a flood carries off a sleeping village. Death overcomes him When with distracted mind and thirsty senses He gathers flowers. He will never have his fill Of the pleasures of the world. The bee gathers nectar from the flower Without marring its beauty or perfume. So let the master settle, and wander. Look to your own faults, What you have done or left undone. Overlook the faults of others. Like a lov

Flowing
a destionation has been reached. a puzzeled look from my salty mates. Dive I say Dive! and deep we will go. gently though, least the shakes take ye all the way down. into the darkness we plunge feelin' the water go cold as the north water. there in darkness is a great hulking mass. one great mast stll pointing ye to the heavens. four others lay broken and disheveled from their natural mooring. a ship grand in it's day now sleeps in a dark watery tomb. adjustin' to er glowin' windows barely lit i take me crew for a closer inspection. just's out of reach of the crusted sides is observed the din of music and sound of merriment. faces of men, dirty, haggard but joyfull dancing, eating ,drinking, taking inventory of a job well done. and one man watchin all from a stately chair at the head of a greatly filled tabel, a familar face to place though. as me crew give way with more puzzeled looks i motion for them to follow. down and to the aft we go. stopping to view a massive hole, a gapping ma

Flower In My Heart
Flower in my heart by Gomi A playful wind planted seeds on the shore of my soul... some seeds were washed away by sea waves... some seeds were food for seagulls... some seeds were burned by the hot sun... and i saw that all seeds but one were gone... one remained to draw its water from my heart.

The Flower
I am a flower that was bloomed with love, Sometimes that's hard to see with what I have been through. In the garden with the others I happily bloomed, Each day the gardener would come and take care of me. But after a while when I grew and grew A bug came along and chewed my leaves and pedals through. Once a beautiful flower I thought I was. Now for the gardener to see, I was ashamed of. He came out one bright day and of each flower he took great care. He got to me, and said "Oh, my ... What happened here?" I felt so ashamed the damage was done. Then he touched each pedal, softly one by one. He took me up in his hands, and potted me. "My beautiful flower lets heal those wounds." 'Beautiful' I thought 'With all these holes?' I hung my pedals in despair. With each day the gardener came, He patched my holes with love and care. The gardener’s love, I did not understand. I felt my beauty was gone, And it was all because of what that little bug had done. The bug was on my

Flower, Bush Or Tree What Might You Be?
April showers bring May flowers. Today it’s raining and is forecasted to do just that all day. Good day for flower growth. Good Morning and How-D-Do? Ok, this greeting was not meant for D only… All of you it’s a question for…. Wait, now that I think of it… lets play a game. We will call this day Wednesday morning scratch your head and wonder where in the world did he come up with it ..and why? Ok here is the game. It is just a simple question and answer game. The game is called: What kind of flower are you and why? It’s simple enough, this doesn’t mean your favorite flower, but it could be, It doesn’t mean pick a weed (dandelion) but you could be if that is what you feel you are. Just give me what flower you portray yourself as and why, simple enough? Ok, I will start it out, just so no one utters these words… Oh I so detest this phrase, “YOU FIRST!” Ok, Marty would be various flowers at various times. I can be the softest rose with a tinge of prickly stem…or I can be a big ole carnat

Flowers
Flowers A blonde and a brunette are walking past a flower shop. The brunette sees her boyfriend inside and says: "Oh no, my boyfriend is inside buying me flowers again." The blonde asks: "Why is that so bad?" The brunette says:"Every time he buys me flowers, he expects something in return and I don't feel like spending the entire weekend with my legs in the air." The blonde asks:"Why, don't you have a vase?"

Flowers In The Swamp
since becoming a member on ct i have found that often times it reminds me of a swamp. a dark swamp. cold,wet with creatures lurking deep in the shadows watching you. sometimes i find my self walking through the dark swamps of ct. pulling myself through the binding mud trying to make it to some dry land to rest a bit. i look around and see only tall slooping weeds. and hear the sounds of the pervs in the distince howling like wolves lusting for the next meal. sometimes i stop and ask my self why i walked into this swamp, why i left a dry path to venture into a dark place with nothing good. then i see a flower. a small flower all by itself cuddled in the midst of all the weeds. it is lovely! grand in all its being. comforting to my eyes. it reminds me there is light in the swamp, there can be a flower in the weeds. i stop and take a deep breath and hold my gaze upon this flower before moving on. and i find myself full of strength again ready to move on through the swamp. i dont

The Flower
Ya know i'm goin to tell ya u all something. I had the bright idea of sending a couple of flowers to this girl i'm madly in love with ok fine thats cool right? HAHAHA the day before they were to be delivered she told me something. Something that broke every square inch of my body, mind and soul. She told me this a few months ago. I thought well she is pissed she is just telling me something. Now she tells me again. And i can't help but feel its the truth. And if it ain't y should i ever believe her ever again? You know i'm a dumb shit i'll admit it. But i wanna say something espically to "her" i would NEVER do that to u and i never did and i never will. NEVER!!! It hurt me. But hey guess what?? We are done. We are done for good. I never thought in a million years something like that would have been said or even done for that matter. My heart hurts!!!!!!!