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posted on 05/15/2009&nbs-07:00;@&nbs-07:00;11:05&nbs-07:00;am

THE FIVE COMMANDMENTS
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HBT; The Book of Predictions, Chap. 19

Western Union Telegram

To: Jehova Yahweh Care: Celestial Hotel (Suite #666) Presidential Tier, Paradise

Dear God; This is to inform you that your current position as deity is herewith terminated due to gross incompetence STOP Your check will be mailed STOP
Please do not use me for a reference STOP

Respectfully, Malaclypse the Younger/Omnibenevolent Polyfather POEE High Priest

THE FIVE COMMANDMENTS
(THE PENTABARF)

The PENTABARF was discovered by the hermit Apostle Zarathud in the Fifth Year of The Caterpillar. He found them carved in gilded stone, while building a sun deck for his cave, but their import was lost for they were written in a mysterious cypher. However, after 10 weeks & 11 hours of intensive scrutiny he discerned that the message could be read by standing on his head and viewing it upside down.

KNOW YE THIS O MAN OF FAITH!

I - There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess.There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement.
And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm.

II - A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System.

III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day:

of Catholic Christendom
of Judaism
of Hindic Peoples
of Buddhists
and of Discordians.

no meat on Friday
no meat of Pork
no meat of Beef
no meat of animal
no Hot Dog Buns.

IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns,
for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.

A Hot Dog