> > Beer contains female hormones
> >
> > Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the
> > results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female
> > hormones in beer.
> >
> > Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
> >
> > The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
> > phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
> >
> > To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1
> > hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
> >
> > 1) argued over nothing.
> >
> > 2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
> >
> > 3) Gained weight.
> >
> > 4) Talked excessively without making sense.
> >
> > 5) Became overly emotional.
> >
> > 6) Couldn't drive.
> >
> > 7) Failed to think rationally
> >
> > 8) Had to sit down while urinating.
> >
> > No further testing was considered necessary.
