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Big Tom
“There he is, the Mauler of Maryhill Road” my neighbour spoke quietly. We both stared at a big fat ginger tom cat with dirty socks on each leg, flinty eyes and a split ear that waved in the wind. “He cruises the car park at night servicing the hormonally charged female felines and fights with other cats, it’s like a scene from West Side story down there at midnight” I could only imagine the dance scenes with cats running wild between the cars under the fuzzy moonlight of the west end of Glasgow. But recently we did have an influx of cats that didn’t seem to belong to the people in the flats around here. They hung out near the bins and sometimes one or two sat on our car bonnet after the engine had been turned off and enjoyed some lasting heat. I had spotted two black and white cats that seem to enjoy sitting near the Aga Shop and had a haughty look on their face, like they were lending to the countryfide image by hanging about a posh shop. On the

Big Trades For Bling!!!
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Big Things Coming
So last night I was approached by a record label, I will be signing with them by the End of the month. And making good money doing what i love. It just goes to show you put blood sweat and tears into your work, good things will come out. Love always Redskyy

A Big Thank You!
A note from Harley (Suzanne) thanking everyone of you for the gifts, cards, flowers, and the many prayers that were sent to her niece and Harley's Family. I know alot of you were asking question on here but I am tore up about all this myself and I suppose I am the one trying to holding up everyone here. But her name was Josephine Gay, 7, she had just celebrated her seventh birthday on Tuesday 12-12-12 She was shot three time in her tiny boby. She was a very happy child full of many smiles. She was Suzanne's Little Italian princess and God Child I am a little choked up while I am writing this but I apologize. Nobody knows what a parent of a child that gets kill will ever go through, her sister has been admitted to the hospital but will be ok, Its been ruff on Harley she has been sick though all of this, all she is asking that you all pray for all the little angels and there familys. She loves everyone of you that have been here for her and her family, she hasn't been on here but I have

Big Ups Grandpa
I was thinking of the past today Reminiscing on things he would say, him getting upset cause my reckless playing he'd take me to all his favorite spot I'd listen to him and his friends and their vulgar talks I wondered if he is watching over me And if he's upset about how I've grown to be And if his face I will ever see again in more than my dreams That old man was my bestest friends I wish our times would have never ended I'm pretty proud that I CAN SAY THAT my name wouldn't be the same If my granddad wasn't so damn rad His passing mad me so fucking mad But I won't let my anger show This message is for all to know Edward Murray was a god to me And in my heart he will always be I miss ya man

Big Update On Me
Well Well Just to let you all know I am doing really ok.. I am doing what I can for this family and it is always getting in to trouble.. Just to let you all know who the hell I am talking about is my cousin Autumn she thinks she is old because he has a damn month that can run like freakin crazy.. I don't like her and yes I do fight with her all the damn time but I really can't help it.. I can't stand her at all and I don't want to be around her.. I have my damn reason lol.. But grandpa is trying his best to hang in there and I am hanging in there.. I has been two months so far after grandma's death and it is really hard.. I could not get no damn sleep because of what is going on.. I am always in bed thinking about her and loving everyday of it.. Everytime I try to go on with my life I think of her can't get her out of my head at all.. I cry in my sleep I cry at night wanting her back here on earth.. Now I know how my best friend sabby is now.. Her grandma died in March 2006 and h

Big Update On Me
Ok as you all know I am doing ok.. Trying to catch up lol.. But doing what I can.. I am only one person.. thank you all for understanding what I am going through.. Right now all I am doing is playing catch up for rating pix and Commenting bombing I think I did that tonight.. Well I don't have much to say but to tell you all I am well and doing great.. I have to get into bed so talk to you all later on today ok.. Virgo24

The Big Update!!
Very warm, fuzzy, & merry greetings from the Metalhead Lover. Here again to share with you some more insight on life and the changes that occur during it. I know that many of you have been wondering a lot of things about me: my health, my career, my current place of living. Please, please, remain calm and settle down. I received all of your messages, read them all, and responded to all of them. And now, a open entry for all to enjoy. Now, as for me, lets talk. First off, my foot is just about healed. Another 3 weeks and I will be able to run again. As for my shoulder and clavical, well, I still don't have full range of motion for my left arm and it is still really numb around my shoulder. Lots of scar tissue and some nerve damage is still there. Doc said another 2 or 3 months before I should be able to rotate it normally and at least another 3 to 4 months of rehab. Thankfully, I have gotten much of my lost strength back. About 50% of my strength is back. I will get the rest I assume

Big V.s Skinny Vs Who Gives A Damn!!!
Aiight Ladies & Gentlemen, Whut's the deal??? I know we all have our sexual preferences that we like,but dont put people down because they not up to YOUR standards!! Thats bullshit! Not only that but it makes it harder for guys like me to get a shot of ass cause you done broke some womans heart! Not to sound selfish but i like to fuck as im sure every human on this planet likes to do. I have no preferences in my women im not a big guy, i'm not a millionare, and i damn sure ain't Mr.Perfect. So? Whut do i have to offer women who find me attractive? I'll tell you and this may be the secret to get more women to like you, Wan know whut it is?? TELL THE FUCKIN" TRUTH!!! That's it! Easy huh? It sucks that i waited 28 yrs to start doing it, but better late than never. Anyhoo, yea tell the truth, i do. When i meet women sometimes i tell them flat out i wan fuck. They seemed surprised at first but it's the truth! Why wait 3wks, 3mths before we come to the inevitable?? at least i know im not was

Big Virus Coming!!! Please Read & Forward!!!
BIG VIRUS COMING!!! PLEASE READ & FORWARD!!! http://www.snopes.com/computer/virus/postcard.asp Hi all, I checked with Norton Antivirus, and they are gearing up for this virus! I checked Snopes (URL above:), and it is for real!!! Get this E-mail message sent around to your contacts ASAP. PLEASE FORWARD THIS WARNING AMONG FRIENDS, FAMILY AND CONTACTS! You should be alert during the next few days. Do not open any message with an attachment entitled 'POSTCARD FROM HALLMARK,' regardless of who sent it to you. It is a virus which opens A POSTCARD IMAGE, which 'burns' the whole hard disc C of your computer. This virus will be received from someone who has your e-mail address in his/her contact list. This is the reason why you need to send this e-mail to all your contacts. It is better to receive this message 25 times than to receive the virus and open it. If you receive a mail called 'POSTCARD,' even though sent to you by a friend, do not open it! Shut down

Big Weekend!
AS many of you know tomorrow is the big day! The day Ohio State will kick Michgans ass once again! Also, I am leaving tomarrow for the Homstead race in Miami! And the Browns play the Steelers on sunday as well. So as you can see from above who all my favs are lol. Have great weekend everyone! Will be back on monday! Much love to you all~Heather

Bigwig's Haircut Mocks Murder Charge
Thu Nov 16, 9:51 AM ET A former Indian lawmaker jailed on murder charges was escorted from his cell by a handful of officers for a haircut and head massage at a beauty parlor, newspapers reported Thursday. The ex-deputy from lawless Bihar state returned at a leisurely pace in full view of TV news cameras waiting outside the prison near Patna, Bihar's capital, to report the release on bail of another inmate. Red-faced officials in the eastern state, where several former and serving legislators face criminal charges including rape and murder, have suspended the policemen involved. "They could even be dismissed if allegations against them are found to be true," Afzal Amanullah, a top state official, was quoted as saying in the Indian Express daily. It identified the prisoner as Rajan Tiwari of the Lok Janashakti Party, part of the ruling federal coalition. Several Indian politicians have fought and won elections while in jail on serious charges.

The Big Wheel
In September 1960, I woke up one morning with six hungry babies and just 75 cents in my pocket. Their father was gone. The boys ranged from three months to seven years; their sister was two. Their Dad had never been much more than a presence they feared. Whenever they heard his tires crunch on the gravel driveway they would scramble to hide under their beds. He did manage to leave $15 a week to buy groceries. Now that he had decided to leave, there would be no more beatings, but no food either. If there was a welfare system in effect in southern Indiana at that time, I certainly knew nothing about it. I scrubbed the kids unti l they looked brand new and then put on my best homemade dress, loaded them into the rusty old 51 Chevy and drove off to find a job. The seven of us went to every factory, store and restaurant in our small town. No luck. The kids stayed crammed into the car and tried to be quiet while I tried to convince whoever would listen that I was willi

Big Woman
Ok one thing I want to know is why I find men that only want skinny woman, I hate it, its not that im fat, Im not, I have a chubby belly yes But Im a big figured woman and I hate it when you find a woman that is like a size 2 and faults shit in your face I hate it so much, for once in my life i would love to find a man, and yes i said a man not a boy that can handle all this woman, i want to be happy for a change, I tell you what with the guy that I have been with they have never ever complained about anything of mine and i am a freak I like it anyway I can get it, LOL, but I do say this if you want to know more about me just ask because i will tell you and If you arent interested thats your fault not mine because i'm being totaly honest, LOL, but holla at ya gurl, LATER

The Big White Dog And The Sacred Pole / Chickasaw Legend
In a time long since past, there lived somewhere in the West a tribe of Indians constantly warred upon by a powerful enemy. Because of the never ending attacks, the people of this tribe enjoyed little of the peace and comfort for which they so deeply yearned. In time, the families who lived nearest the enemy and who, over the years, had borne the brunt of enemy assaults, became so weary and heavy-hearted that they appealed to their wise prophets to find a solution to the problem. The men of wisdom held a special consultation. They sat around the council fire and deliberated for many hours, and most important, they sought guidance from Ubabeneli, The Creator of all things, who sat above the clouds and directed the destiny of all. At last, the prophets concluded their deliberations. They summoned their fellow tribesmen and told them of the decision they had reached. The people, said the wise men, would seek a new home where they could find peace and happiness. Their guide to

The Big Wheel
The Big Wheel In September 1960, I woke up one morning with six hungry babies and just 75 cents in my pocket. Their father was gone. The boys ranged from three months to seven years; their sister was two. Their Dad had never been much more than a presence they feared. Whenever they heard his tires crunch on the gravel driveway they would scramble to hide under their beds. He did manage to leave $15 a week to buy groceries. Now that he had decided to leave, there would be no more beatings, but no food either. If there was a welfare system in effect in southern Indiana at that time, I certainly knew nothing about it. I scrubbed the kids until they looked brand new and then put on my best homemade dress, loaded them into the rusty old 51 Chevy and drove off to find a job. The seven of us went to every factory, store and restaurant in our small town. No luck. The kids stayed crammed into the car and tried to be quiet while I tried to convince whomever would l

A Big Wang Shebang.
a poem by coco: I want a big wang. I want the whole shebang. I could pass for a small guy. But do I really want to try? I want a giant shlong. I would do me all night long. Then again, wouldn't you? Don't lie to me! You know it's true. But I was born with a clit. I do not like it one little bit. It's small and nubby and not much fun It's sad to know that you want one. So we should trade yours for mine- I think that would work oh, just fine. So I can have your giant dick And you have my button for you to flick. *takes a bow*

Big Willie
ONE DAY A LITTLE GIRL AND HER MOTHER WERE IN A STOP SHOPPING. THE LITTLE GIRL WAS ACTING UP VERY BADLY SO HER MOTHER TOLD HER IF SHE WAS GOING TO KEEP ACTING LIKE THAT SHE WOULD LEAVE HER IN THE STORE ALL ALONE. THE GIRL KEEP ACTING UP SO THE MOTHER DID EXCATLY WHAT SHE SAID SHE WOULD OD, LEAVE HER IN THE STORE. WHEN THE MANAGER WAS LOCKING UP THE STORE HE NOTICED THE LITTLE GIRL WANDERING HTE AISLES. SO HE ASKED HER WHERE WAS HER MOTHER, SHE REPLIED "SHE LEFT ME! CAN I COME HOME WITH YOU?." "NO!" HE SAID. SHE SAID "IM GONNA TELL MY MOM." SO HE TOOK HER HOME WITH HIM. WHEN THEY ARRIVED HE TOOK OUT THE FUTON FOR HER AND SHOWED HER HOW TO WORK THE REMOTE AND SAID HE WAS GOING UPSTAIRS THE TAKE A SHOWER. SHE ASKED "CAN I TAKE A SHOWER WITH YOU?" HE REPLIED "NO!" SHE SIPLMY SAID "IM GONNA TELL MY MOM." SO WHILE THEY WERE IN THE SHOWER SHE ASKED "WHAT'S THAT?" HE SAID "BIG WILLIE." SHE SAID "CAN I PLAY WITH HIM?" HE SAID "NO!" "IM GONNA TELL MY MOM." SO HER LET HER PLAY WITH BIG WILLIE. WHI

A Big Welcome
LET'S WELCOME ALL OUR NEW MEMBERS WITH LUV, RATES & COMMENTS LET'S ALL WELCOME NENOO LET'S ALL WELCOME JODY LET'S ALL WELCOME AL LET'S ALL WELCOME RACHEL LET'S ALL WELCOME CAROL LET'S ALL WELCOME ALINA LET'S ALL WELCOME CHRISTI LET'S ALL WELCOME CHERYLE

Big Words
There were tons of rumors about them. They were burnouts and vegans. They had pierced their bodies in strange places and had tattoos of runes and symbols and foreign languages all over. They were Satan worshippers, witches. They performed strange occult rituals involving decapitating animals and drinking blood. There were rumors that the guys in the group had taken the girls as their wives, and that they all shared them with one another. They engaged in bondage and torture and self-mutilation. They had sex with corpses. They were all gay. If you believed everything, they were tattooed Satan-worshipping Goth Mormon homosexual S&M piercing necrophiliac drug-using vegetarians. As Simple As Snow Gregory Galloway

Big Wyoming Vacation Pics
BIG WYOMING VACATION PICS HEY EVERYBODY HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A GREAT SUMMER. AT PRESENT I'M ON VACATION IN SOUTH EASTERN WYOMING. I WILL BE UPLOADING SOME PICS. STOP BY TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK. I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME. LOVE YA ALL GINORMOUS GABE GINOURMOUS GÅß€-CT AND FUTURE HUSBAND TO MANDY I LOVE MY SWEET ♥MANDY♥ SO MUCH!!!!!!!@ CherryTAP

The Big What If
I don't like giving other people advice especially when it's not ask for but when a friend asks me for it I try and just give them my opinion. There's a young man that says he's in love with this young lady but she doesn't feel the same way about him.I told him that you can't make some one fall in love with you no matter how hard you try.To make a very long story short.He is starting to sound obsessed over this girl and will not consider moving on,he's hoping and waiting for her to change her mind about him.He wants to marry her and believes they are meant to share their lives together. I feel bad for him even though I don't know him in person but I also worry about the young lady.I told him all of this yet he refuses to listen. I have no way of knowing if anything he has told me over the last month is true but if it is shouldn't he seek professional help? If it's not true then I just end up looking dumb but I'd rather that than hear about some fatal attraction that cost some

Big World Out There.
There's a big fucking world out there. It's messy, and it's chaotic, and it's never, it's never the thing you'd expect. It's okay to be scared, but you cannot allow your fears to turn you into an asshole, not when it comes to the people that really love you, the people that need you. I just keep telling myself that there will be a significant moment when I will finally know what to do.

Big Woman Gets Anal
Big Woman Gets Anal by Samuelx © Hunting. It's perhaps the oldest ritual known to man. So it was thousands of years ago and so it is today. My name is Jack Huntington. I'm a Hunter. It's both my profession and passion. I'm a profiler for the FBI by trade. My favorite prey are large criminals of both sexes and all races and my favorite thing to do is having sex. Anal sex to be exact. I'm an anal master and connoisseur. Just call me the Backdoor King. The front door is overrated if you ask me. There are so many pleasures and wonders in the back. I'm an explorer of this seemingly forbidden passage. A scientist, if you will. These are my stories. I still remember my favorite and most successful hunts. Let's see, there was this dame named Michelle Drake in Boston. When I first saw her, it was in the library where she worked. A stocky woman in her early fifties. Five feet nine inches tall, broad and thick-bodied, with large breasts, wide hips and a plump behind. Her face was plain and

Big Wow!!
Sooo....I am having a hard time sleeping. Why?? It could be the fact that my stomache is still hurting from that damn burger I at earlier. It could be because my phone is going nuts with Andy's text messages and it could be the fact that one of Andy's friends was talking to me online and decided to tell me that while Andy and I were "broken up" Andy could do nothing but talk about me and how awesome I was and how much he missed me and how he was afraid thay I wouldn't want him back. How sweet!!!!! That totally made by day!!! Then....I was told that he decided to go RING HUNTING!!!!!! I knew that after 2 1/2 yrs that it would happen soon. I was devistated when we broke up but refused to date because I was still hoping that what I felt was real and that we would get back together. There is no one in the world that means more to me than him. He is amazing and I can not imagine my life without him!!! I still can't believe it...RING HUNTING!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Big Week!
Wow, what a huge week this is turning into! I had the opportunity to meet with talk-show host Glenn Beck this weekend in Ft.Wayne. He's a real stand-up guy, and although we don't entirely agree 100% of the time, it's still a better percentage than how often I agreed with any of my ex's. LOL I'm packing tonight for what seems like the hundredth time this year. Seems United likes to route some of their destinations as inconveniently as possible. I'm trying to go south to get to Charleston, WV. United has me going from Ft.Wayne NORTH to Chicago, then all the way east to DC, and finally back a bit west to hit Charleston. That'd be fine if I got paid by the hour! I'm hoping to get back home on Friday, but chances are I'll have a similar trip next week. It's worth coming home for 36 hours though just to see my son. He'll probably have a few new words in his vocabulary by the time I get home. It seems I travel more now than I did with WWE. At least I get to see the world (or

The Big Wheel
A Friend of mine gave me this after he told me of his story about him having being told he had Fatal Cancer and was given 6 months to live.Basically there is other people out there who have things worse off then others and still have osme kind of faith and you dont always have to go to church in order to believe. Its not all about going to church, there are many differnt kinds of Beliefs. Anywho, here it is.. The Big Wheel In September 1960, I woke up one morning with six hungry babies and just 75 cents in my pocket. Their father was gone. The boys ranged from three months to seven years; their sister was two. Their Dad had never been much more than a presence they feared. Whenever they heard his tires crunch on the gravel driveway they would scramble to hide under their beds. He did manage to leave $15 a week to buy groceries. Now that he had decided to leave, there would be no more beatings, but no food either. If there was a welfare system in effect in souther

Big Wyll Sent Me To Fan, Rate And Add You
Big Wyll sent me to fan, rate and add you. Help me win a give away by rating, fanning and adding Stephanie. She's willing to give me a prize for refering my friends. To give me credit just state in your friends request say Big Wyll sent me to fan, rate and add you. Stephanie Lynn@ fubar REMEMBER Big Wyll sent me to fan, rate and add you.

Big Weenie
I don't understand, why are you being so mean, you're a mean mean man. you're just jealous because im gay and your not get the dick out of your mouth and that is why you are of me because you, you just can't do what i do so instead of just admitting it you walk around and say all kinds of really mean things about me cause your a meanie, a meanie but its only cause you're just really jealous of me cause i'm what you wanna be so you look an idiot when you say these mean things, cause its too easy to see that your really just a big weenie big weenie. aight listen, i need you to focus, i need you to go dig deep in your mind this is important, we are going to perform an experiment of the sorts i'm gonna have to ask you to bare with me for a moment, now i need you to open, your mind your eyes close em' you are now about to be placed under my hypnosis, for the next four and a half minutes we are going to explore into your mind to find out why your so f**king jealous. now why did

Big Women
So i dont mean to be an ass. Dont wanna offend people too much. But there are an abundence of very large women out there. now, they have ways to make one or two pics look like they are not so big. but then you continue to look at full body shots ( if they even have any ) and it blows you away. I understand big women, and men, need lovin too...but damn. I dont want a twig, a little cushion is great. but i deffinately dont want a chik thats bigger than i am. im not quite sure where im going with this. just bored. i know some big women have health issues, and thats why. but if you're in your 20's, drop the food and go out and exercise.

The Big Wall
As i sit here with tears running down my face, I wonder if i will ever be happy anytime or anyplace. I am so very torn up inside, So much that all I can do is hide. My true emotions I never let show, Because I am afraid of what you may think if you truelly did know. Ive built this big wall around me, As to not set any emotions free. I always push those who truely care away, For fear that they may too walk out some day. Noone can truelly understand who I am deep down inside, For I have let the fear make me hide. I want so bad to let it all go, To let it all show. But I dont know how to knock down this big wall, For fear that I may have another big fall.

Big Wishguy Fan
As if you couldnt tell by now lol im a HUGE wiseguy fan. I have uploated 10 stashs that has to do with wiseguy. I was only a little kid when wiseguy was on. Under 10 years old even. But it was my all time favorite show. I still remember watching the show when I was little. I am even wanting to save up and get the complete dvd set. hehe I know maybe I'm crazy but come on who wouldnt think Vinnie was cute?? I know some out there would say hes not. But, even not yet 10 I thought he was sooooooo cute. Just to bad they dont still show wiseguy reruns on tv anymore hehe.

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Big Yawn
Man I'm tired. Just woke up, puttering around. This 72 h a week stuff is a pain. Not much time for Fubar so I was thinking about deleting my account since it seems to be infested with .... things I don't like and don't care for. I'll leave it at that. School starts up next week so I'll have that to keep me busy. Or I should say busier. In some ways I'm looking forward to it but I know it's going to be a pain in my arse so I'd rather waste time doing other stuff. laters

Big Yayas
So was at the last stop on the route the other day in Hartford. Everyone has to go in a different door now, used to go in through the garage, but some dumb bitch who wasn't supposed to be in there in the first place - she was flirting with the guys - tripped & fell & is filing a suit. So anyways, there's a CT history museum in there I always wanted to check out, had a few minutes so I did. They have the original rampant colt from the Colt Firearms building in there, waaaay up on a pedestal. And the first thing you notice is his nuts. They're disproportionately huuuuuge! Just cracked me the hell up... Went back today with the camera...this is what you see when you first walk in...HELLO! they're just as big from the other side. see? But they have a really nice store too...kidding.

Big Ziplock Bags For Organizing Receipt/odd Papers
This morning, I spent a mere hour cleaning up my office/bedroom. I used 1 gallon ziplock bags and got rid of the small crap laying around. 1 bag was for receipts. 1 bag was for returned postcards from business mailings (had hundreds lying around) 1 bag was for vitimins/supplements/health things. 1 bag was for office type supplies (all pens, staplers, etc in here) 1 bag was for varoius notes (notes taken on index cards, 3x5 notebooks, etc. If i knew it would be that easy, I would have done it a year ago! hope it helps someone!

Bi Hardbody Lookin' For Partners In Crime
Hey there and welcome to my place here http://www.FindBiLover.com I'm just getting my profile set up and will return with more about me later. As you may have picked up from reading my details above, I'm a bi, hardbody, professional guy who is in search or similar partners in crime!I'm searching for the all-too-elusive bi, hardbody woman / man for fun, frolic, fantasy... In the mean tiem, I'm certainly open to flirtations from couples and very select guys. More to follow here as well!

BƯỞi HỒ LÔ – Xu HƯỚng QÙa TẾt 2014
Những ngày tháng cuối cùng của năm 2013 sắp qua đi, trong sự tất bật cho những công việc phải hoàn tất cho năm cũ, liệu bạn có băn khoăn khi những ngày Tết Giáp Ngọ sắp tới mình sẽ tặng quà gì cho người thân, gia đình, bạn bè, đồng nghiệp…? Hãy bỏ qua danh sách những món quà mắc tiền, cầu kỳ …có thể đốt cháy núi tiền mà bạn vất vả kiếm được trong suốt năm qua mà lại không gây được“hiệu ứng” mong muốn. Theo quan sát của giới truyền thông, năm 2013 qua đi với những tàn dư nặng nề của cuộc khủng hoảng kinh tế với rất nhiều nh

BƯỞi HỒ LÔ – Xu HƯỚng QÙa TẾt 2014
Bưởi Hồ Lô – Tài Lộc quà tết độc đáo trong những ngày tết (Mang ý nghĩa tài lộc cho gia chủ) Là giống bưởi năm roi không hạt (Không chất bảo quản, an toàn tuyệt đối, ăn rất ngon) Bưởi hồ lô được hình thành qua nhiều công đoạn. Theo truyền thống tết cổ truyền của người Việt Nam trên ban thờ mâm hoa quả không thể thiếu thứ quả gọi là Quả Bưởi (Người miền bắc hay gọi là quả bòng – Quà tết độc đáo).Bưởi được lựa trực tiếp từ nhà vườn Hậu Giang trên cây nên đảm bảo chất lượng (Chữ rõ và nét), tươi lâu

BƯỞi HỒ LÔ CÓ Ăn ĐƯỢc Hay KhÔng ?
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BƯỞi HỒ LÔ TÀi LỘc 2014 MẪu MỚi, QuÀ BiẾu Ý NghĨa
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Biker Saves A Life
Two bikers walk into a roadhouse to wash the road dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking a beer and talking about the new model Harleys. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the bikers looks at her and says, "kin ya swaller?" The woman shakes her head, no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head. The biker walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her panties, and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back. The woman is so shocked, that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the biker walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer. His buddy says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there "Hind Lick Maneuver," but 'til today, I ain't never seen nobody do it." LMAOOOO

The Biker
A drunk walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!" The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat. The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!" The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!" At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says, "Grandpa, go home, you're drunk!

Biker
My husband boss is a biker and he sent this to me. I think this it is wonderful. Makes you think about how you look at people. I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you, roll your ey

Biker Corruption Test:
Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune? 1 point Ever tried alcohol? 1 point Ever been drunk? 2 points Ever play drinking games? 2 points Ever fall down because you drank too much? 3 points Ever drink enough to throw up? 4 points bonus: throwing up on yourself or another person 1 point Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before? 5 points Ever been forcibly removed from a bar? 8 points Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl? 5 points Do you drink regularly, at least 3 times a week? 3 points bonus: 1 point for each additional day (max. 7 points) Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? 4 points Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms? 4 points for each one tried Do you do drugs regularly? 4 points bonus: at least 4 times a week? 4 points Ever bought soft drugs? 4 points Ever sell drugs? 8 points Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? 12 points Ever used barbiturates? 8 points Ever used hallucinogens? 8 points Ever used narcotics? 1

Biker And The Donkey
A biker goes into a bar and sees a donkey with a bucket of money. The bartender says "You put in $1 and if you make him laugh, you win the money. The biker drops in $1 and whispers in the donkeys ear. The donkey cracks up. The biker grabs the cash and leaves. The next week he drops by the same bar. The donkey is still laughing with a fresh bucket of money. The barkeep says that since the donkey can't stop laughing, the money is for whoever can get him to stop. The biker grins, drops in his buck and takes the donkey out into the alley. Soon they return and the donkey is crying his eyes out. The biker reaches for the dough but the bartender stops him. I don't mind you winning the pot but let me know how you did it. The biker replies "Last week I told him I had a bigger dick than him. This week, I showed him."

Biketoberfest!!
We left yesterday after work for Daytona Beach for Biketoberfest!! We rode the street glide over there (about 3 hours). We went with my daughter and her boyfriend, but they drove the truck with the harley in the back, then stopped about 20 miles before and parked the truck and got on the bike. Phil has an older harley and wouldn't have been a fun ride all the way.. lol... Anyways....had a great time!! forgot my camera though.. damn... could have gotten some good pictures... anything and everything goes over there!! My daughter wasn't too impressed... she didn't think breast painting is cool!!! LMAO....She was appauled at all the nudity that was there and couldn't believe the cops did nothing......I hope we didn't leave a bad taste in her mouth of us bikers... LOL....We didn't get home until 2:30 a.m. and I just got out of bed.... I am sooo sore from all the walking!! Hope all my friends had a great weekend! We will probably go riding for a little bit today too... great wea

Bike Lady
A little 80 year old lady had always wanted to join a local bikers club. One day she goes up and knocks on a biker's door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She proclaims, "I want to join your club" The guy was quite amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join he explains. The biker asks; "Do you have a motorcycle? The little old lady replies, "Yep, my bike's parked over there," and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway. The biker asks, "Do you drink?" The little old lady replies, "Yep, drink like a fish. I'll drink everyone in your club under the table." The biker asks, "Do you smoke?" The little old lady replies, "Yep, smoke like a chimney. At least 2 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple more in the evening, while I'm shooting pool." The biker is becoming very impressed and asks, "Last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?" The little

Bikers Against Child Abuse (baca)
Here is more info on B.A.C.A. (Bikers Against Child Abuse) Breaking the chains, healing the wounds. Bikers Against Child Abuse (BACA) exists with the intent to create a safer environment for abused children. We exist as a body of bikers to empower children to not feel afraid of the world in which they live. We stand ready to lend support to our wounded friends by involving them with an established, united organization. We work in conjunction with local and state officials who are already in place to protect children. We desire to send a clear message to all involved with the abused child that this child is a part of our organization, and that we are prepared to lend our physical and emotional support to them by affiliation and our physical presence. We stand at the ready to shield these children from further abuse. We do not condone the use of violence or physical force in any manner, however, if circumstances arise such that we are the only obstacle preventing a child from further a

Biker's Prayer
Biker Angel be my guide As I climb upon my scoot to ride Let your halo light the way And keep me safe from harm today Let your wings provide me wind and air And send it coursing through my hair Find me a peaceful sunny place And let it shine upon my face Keep the clouds and rain at bay And keep me dry throughtout the day Watch over my brothers who ride with me Keep them safe and close to thee Keep my wheels upon the ground So I'll return here safe and sound But should disaster be my fate Guide me through to Heaven's gate If I must join my fallen breathren Please show me the way to Biker Heaven

Biker's Alphabet"
I came home from work one bright, sunny day, And looked out the window, saw the rugrats at play. I glanced at the table, upon which a book, Lay open. I grabbed it and gave it a look. The bright colored pictures, my son had, you could tell, Looked at it, and wondered, in his way, what the hell, Are all these strange symbols and letters about? This is not like the magazines my old man leaves out. I looked at it closely and it went down the list. "A is for apples", the other letters like this. I started to thinking about the best chuckle yet. It's time to write down The Biker's Alphabet. A is for Assholes, you dodge on the street. B is for Bitches, they're looking so sweet. C is for Chrome, the Biker's sunshine of life. D is for Dancers, your M/C bro's wife. E is for Evo, the new special breed. F is for Fatboy, built low for great speed. G is for Glide, Wide, Electra and Dyna. H is for Harley, that hot steel vagina. I is for Iso, the pegs for

Bikers Against Child Abuse
BACA Mission Statement CLICK TO LEARN MORE ABOUT BACA Bikers Against Child Abuse (BACA) exists with the intent to create a safer environment for abused children. We exist as a body of Bikers to empower children to not feel afraid of the world in which they live. We stand ready to lend support to our wounded friends by involving them with an established, united organization. We work in conjunction with local and state officials who are already in place to protect children. We desire to send a clear message to all involved with the abused child that this child is part of our organization, and that we are prepared to lend our physical and emotional support to them by affiliation, and our physical presence. We stand at the ready to shield these children from further abuse. We do not condone the use of violence or physical force in any manner, however, if circumstances arise such that we are the only obstacle preventing a child from further abuse, we stand ready to be that obstacle.

Biker Bitch Contest
BIKER BITCH CONTEST…… Instructions to VOTE: 1. Click the link 2. Leave a comment - leave as many comments as you want as long as they say something different they count ………. 3. RATE (10 please) 4. Stop by my page and let me know you voted. HERE IS THE LINK Courtesy of MsTags.com Harleysportee69

Bike Damage!
Damn people! I was on my way to work last night, and had to pull up behind a van while waiting for the lights to change. Well I though i gave enough space between me and him and he would thought to look behind to see if anyone was there, but oh no! All of a sudden the reverse light comes on and he moves back. Now in my panic and i don't usually use the horn, i was pressing the started button insteda of the horn and by the time i realised, he was into me. Ok its only a front fender you say, but it p'eed me off. Still got to work and found some hazard tape to hold and pretect the tyre a little for now. I'll try and order one today and get it fitted as quick as possible. I would have thought that as he hasn't got a view through the rear, that looking into his side mirrors wouldn't have given him enough of a view behind. Nope he decided to just reverse where he shouldn't have, and to be honest i don't know where he was going to go because he would have had to revers some distance bef

Biker Jokes
A biker is riding along a country lane, when a sparrow flies up in front of him. The biker can't do anything and hits the sparrow. As he looks in his rear view mirror, he sees the sparrow lying in the road. Being the kind of guy he is, he stops, picks up the sparrow and takes it home and puts it in a cage, still in a coma. When the sparrow wakes up the following morning, he looks through the bars of the cage and says, "Shit, I must have killed the biker". JUST SAY NO! A ten year-old boy was walking down the street when a big man on a black motorcycle, pulls up beside him and asks, "Hey kid, wanna go for a ride?" "No!", said the boy, and he kept on walking. The motorcyclist pulls up to him again and says, "Hey kid,, I'll give you $10 if you hop on the back" "NO!" said the boy and proceeded down the street a little quicker. The motorcyclist pulls up to the boy again and says, "Ok kid, I'll give you $20 and a BIG bag of candy if you hop

Biker Lounge
hello all i know i dont come in here much say go here or do this but this you have to see!!!! oh i dont post alot of things but ive found a online biker bar that i have to say rocks its on cherrytap so i wish to share it with everyone.... the people there are cool and if you chat it damn sure beat yahoo.. and the music rocks hell what can i say its a cool place... please come by and see for yourselfs http://cherrytap.com/user/458274 http://www.cherrytap.com/join.php?friend=457280

Bike Week..woohoo
I am going to Daytona in March for a few days for Bike Week...something I have always wanted to do and since my bro lives in Fla well I am going to stay with him and enjoy the sun and bikes and of course Goofy!!! I love him hahahaha. Was sitting at my friends house and he's going and shipping his Harley down there I said fuck it went on his computer and bought the tix for myself. My brother is excited bc I haven't been there to see him since he moved so it will be cool to hang with him and catch up with friends I have in Fla as well and maybe go to Tampa hahahahaha and punch someone in the face =) Thats about it for now...hope you all had a great xmas and have a happy new year!! xoxoxoxox

Biker Friends
FRIENDS: Never ask for food BIKER FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FRIENDS: Will say "hello" BIKER FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. BIKER FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BIKER FRIENDS: Cry with you. FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave BIKER FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. BIKER FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours. FRIENDS: know a few things about you. BIKER FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. BIKER FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. BIKER FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: Are for a while. BIKER FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will ignore this. BIKER

Biker Mother Of Six
Biker Mother of Six A biker's greatest achievement was his brood of six kids. He was so proud that he continually called his wife: Mother of Six, which pissed her off a lot. But he kept referring to her as Mother of Six no matter where they went. At end of a poker run, he shouted across the bar, "Hey, Mother of Six, you ready to go home?" His irritated wife screamed back: "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"

Biker Vs. Sparrow
Biker vs. Sparrow A biker is riding along a country lane, when a sparrow flies up in front of him. The biker can't do anything and hits the sparrow. As he looks in his rear view mirror, he sees the sparrow lying in the road. Being the kind of guy he is, he stops, picks up the sparrow and takes it home and puts it in a cage, still in a coma. When the sparrow wakes up the following morning, he looks through the bars of the cage and says, "Shit, I must have killed the biker".

Biker Definitions
Biker Definitions: Alaskan hooker = Frostitute Anteater = hungry uncle Anal sex = man in the moon Swap meet = What's done at an orgy Flathead = blow job with no gusto High jacking = hand job at 40,000 feet Hogwash = Miss Piggy's douche Quadrasexual = someone who will do anything for a quarter NASA = need another seven astronauts Fear = face everything and recover, fuck everything and run True happiness = seeing mother-in-law on milk carton Fuck off = two babes tied for first place in beauty contest Lap dog = Ugly old lady who gives head Herpes = name for a dog that won't heal Manicurist = someone who gives good hand jobs Tuna salad = pussy w/lettuce and tomato inside Perfect 10 = when she lies on her back she still has cleavage Gynecologist = deaf mute that reads lips

Biker Anniversary Gifts
Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, & a biker, were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring & a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, & she will know that I love her." After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls & a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, & she would have known that I loved her." The Biker then took a big swig from his beer, & said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt & a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go fuck herself."

Biker Prison
An old biker is sitting out on his back porch just bawling his eyes out when his old lady comes out & asks him what's wrong. He wipes his eyes & asks her if she remembers back when her daddy was gonna have him thrown in prison if he didn't marry her. She says "yes, but what does that have to do with you bawling like a little bitch?" " Well, he says, today I would have been released!"

Biker Dog
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?" A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on his stool, looked down at the quivering little man and said, "It's my dog. Why?" "Well," squeaked the little man, obviously very nervous, "I believe my dog just killed it, sir." "What?" roared the big man in disbelief. "What in the hell kind of dog do you have?" "Sir," answered the little man, "It's a four week old puppy." "Bull!" roared the biker, "How could your puppy kill my Doberman?" "It appears that he choked on it, sir."

Biker Chick
A little 80 year old lady had always wanted to join a local bikers club. One day she goes up and knocks on a biker's door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She proclaims, "I want to join your club." The guy was quite amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join, he explains. The biker asks; "Do you have motorcycle?” The little old lady replies, "Yep, my bike's parked over there and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway. The biker asks, "Do you drink?" The little old lady replies, "Yep, drink like a fish. I'll drink everyone in your club under the table." The biker asks, "Do you smoke?" The little old lady replies, "Yep, smoke like a chimney. At least 2 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple more in the evening, while I'm shooting pool." The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?" The little old lady thi

Bikers Contest Comming
~ Okay I'm going to do a Bikers Contest ~ So I need bikers male and females for my contest contest will open up 2/1 thur 2/8 want to enter send me your pic link and i will enter you into the contest! Comments + Rates = total click the pic to enter..... ~~UBER MARIA..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Bikers Contest ....need Bikers
~ Okay I'm going to do a Bikers Contest ~ So I need bikers male and females for my contest contest will open up 2/1 thur 2/8 want to enter send me your pic link and i will enter you into the contest! Comments + Rates = total click the pic to enter..... ~~UBER MARIA..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Bikers Contest Updates Got 3 So Far....
~ Okay I'm going to do a Bikers Contest ~ So I need bikers male and females for my contest contest will open up 2/1 thur 2/8 want to enter send me your pic link and i will enter you into the contest! 1st Biker is...... 2nd Biker is...... 3rd Biker is...... Comments + Rates = total Remember you can comment bomb on your own pic and rate it also! click the pic to enter..... ~~UBER MARIA..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Bikers Against Child Abuse (baca)
BACA was founded by John Paul Chief Lilly. Chief is a Licensed Clinical Social Worker, a Registered Play Therapist/Supervisor, and Part-time faculty at Brigham Young University. He has been in practice for twenty years, most of which has been spent in the treatment of abused children. Chief became keenly aware that while the system was able to offer much in the way of helping the children to heal, there were gaps that needed to be filled. The two major gaps were: providing for the safety of the children and, providing funding for their therapy. Even with the court involvement to protect children from further abuse with the issuance of protective orders and removing perpetrators from neighborhoods, the perpetrators were continuing to access and wound the children. It would be nave and misrepresentative to believe that law enforcement officials could protect these children from their perpetrators on a continual basis. Further, many children that are abused do not qualify for therapy f

Bikers Contest Is Now Open!
~ Okay I'm going to do a Bikers Contest ~ So I need bikers male and females for my contest 1st biker is...... 2nd biker is...... 3rd biker is...... 4th biker is...... contest will open up 1/29 thur 2/5 want to enter send me your pic link and i will enter you into the contest! Comments + Rates = total click the pic to enter..... ~~UBER MARIA..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Bikers Contest Updates
~ Okay I'm going to do a Bikers Contest ~ So I need bikers male and females for my contest 1st biker is...... with 400 comments 2nd biker is...... with 2 comment 3rd biker is...... with 2 comment 4th biker is...... with 248 comments contest will open up 1/29 thur 2/5 want to enter send me your pic link and i will enter you into the contest! Comments + Rates = total click the pic to enter..... ~~UBER MARIA..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

The Biker
THE BIKER When you see us moving past you quickly: Don't take offense or think we're trying to "show off". Ninety five percent of the time, we're trying to get out of your blind spot or taking ourselves out of a potential dangerous situation that has evolved around us. Distancing ourselves from you does not mean we want to race, but that we're giving ourselves the edge we need at the moment. When you hear our horn: Don't take offense or think we're trying to aggravate you. All we're doing is letting you know where we are in relation to you on the road, and we're more than likely aware of your inattentiveness to us while you're talking on a cell phone, eating, reading or involved in some other distracting aspect to your driving. It's important to us, and you, that you know we're there. When you hear our loud pipes: Don't become angry and hostile toward us. Yes, some are quite loud, but for some, there's a purpose behind being loud. It's about letting you know we're clos

Bikers Contest Winners Are.......
~ Bikers Contest Winners Are......~ 1st Place is...... Wins Diamond Earrings and Dozen Roses! with 791 comment 2nd Place is...... Wins Platinum Cherry and Dozen Roses! with 755 comments 3rd Place is...... Wins Root Beer and Dozen Roses! with 349 comments 4th Place is...... Wins A VIC Keg and Dozen Roses! with 3 comments! I want to thank everyone in the contest! You all did a good job! Maria

The Biker
When you see us moving past you quickly: Don't take offense or think we're trying to "show off". Ninety five percent of the time, we're trying to get out of your blind spot or taking ourselves out of a potential dangerous situation that has evolved around us. Distancing ourselves from you does not mean we want to race, but that we're giving ourselves the edge we need at the moment. When you hear our horn: Don't take offense or think we're trying to aggravate you. All we're doing is letting you know where we are in relation to you on the road, and we're more than likely aware of your inattentiveness to us while you're talking on a cell phone, eating, reading or involved in some other distracting aspect to your driving. It's important to us, and you, that you know we're there. When you hear our loud pipes: Don't become angry and hostile toward us. Yes, some are quite loud, but for some, there's a purpose behind being loud. It's about letting you know we're close by and

The Biker And The Drunk
A drunk walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, Staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:"I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!" The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are>confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat. The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your >grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!" The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!" At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says, "Grandpa,...... Go home, you're drunk."

Bikers Alphabet
A is for Assholes, you dodge on the street. B is for Bitches, they're looking so sweet. C is for Chrome, the Biker's sunshine of life. D is for Dancers, your M/C bro's wife. E is for Evo, the new special breed. F is for Fatboy, built low for great speed. G is for Glide, Wide, Electra and Dyna. H is for Harley, that hot steel vagina. I is for Iso, the pegs for your scoot. J is for Jerk Offs, you give them your boot. K is for K Model, bike of yesteryear. L is for Liquor, the booze and the beer. M is for Money, to go party in town. N is for (K)'Nuckles, used to (k)'nock assholes down. O is for Old Lady, who sweetens your bed. P is for Pussy, no more need be said. Q is for Quick, it's how you getaway. R is for Roadrash, let's hope none today. S is for Softail, the bike slung so low. T is for Tires, they make your bike go. U is for Up Yours, you say to some jerk. V is for V-Twin, that rolling artwork. W is for Wide Glide, that beefy front end. X is for X-Ray, for when

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Biker Dating/ Biker Personals/ Biker Chating/ Biker Forum/ Biker Blog/
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Bikes
The sun is out and the weather gets warmer all week.FIRE THE HOGS UP! And now is the time that motorcycle clubs(mc clubs) are gearing more parties up. 1 group I am very fond of I know is firing up. They have 1 in Memphis Tn, 1 in Little RockAR, 1 in Monroe LS, 1 in Lake Charles LS, and ! in Clarendon AR. The 1 in Clarendon Ar will party anytime. If you want know more girls and guys just send me a message.

Bike Accident
A woman named Jill stood up at her church's Testimony Meeting one Sunday morning. She took the microphone from one of the church ushers and bared her soul to the intrigued congregation: "I want to tell you about the awful accident that my husband, Jim, has suffered this past month. He was riding his bike, lost control, ran off the highway and hit a tree. He was rushed to the hospital, and could have died, but thank the Lord, all he suffered was a broken scrotum." The congregation gasped in horror. The men in the congregation were obviously uneasy and squirmed in their seats. "Jim has been in terrible pain all month since the accident. He has trouble breathing. He has trouble swallowing his food. He can hardly lift anything, he's in so much pain, and he has missed work because of it. "He can't lift our children up to hold them and give them the personal love that they need. Worst of all, we can no longer cuddle and have intimate relations. He is in constant pain, a pain so terribl

Bike Thoughts
I decided that when I buy my motocross bike I will keep my Suzuki (so I can still race trails). I am going back to our local dealer tomorrow to check out a KX85. I sat on a KX100 today... doing some comparing... I'm thinking I'll race beginners and womens 85 first in moto before moving to the 100s. It'll all depend on what I feel tomorrow when I really compare the bikes. I have reasoning behind my madness lol. I am hoping to fix my credit and get the bike soon after I buy a truck sometime end of this year or so...even though I'll already have the trailer for my car (has a V8) to pull.

Bikers Creed
Bikers Creed (Author Unkown) I ride because it is fun. I ride because I enjoy the freedom I feel from being exposed to the elements, and the vulnerability to the danger that is intrinsic to riding. I do not ride because it is fashionable to do so. I ride my machine, not wear it. My machine is not a symbol of status. It exists simply for me, and me alone. My machine is not a toy. It is an extension of my being, and I will treat it accordingly, with the same respect as I have for myself. I strive to understand the inner-workings of my machine, from the most basic to the most complex. I learn everything I can about my machine, so that I am reliant upon no one but myself for its health and well-being. I strive to constantly better my skill of control over my machine. I will learn it's limits, and use my skill to become one with my machine so that we may keep each other alive. I am the master, it is the servant. Working together in harmony, we will become an invi

Bike Update
I am planning on getting new plastics and graphics on my bike some time. Disc cover and fork covers will be on my bike hopefully within the next month. The first thing that's going to be changed is my number plates. I am ordering new numbers from Decal Works who is my newest sponsor! After that, my stock handle bars are going to be changed to Renthal. And on a sidenote: I will be taking those motorcycle repair classes at my college.

Biker's Alphabet
I came home from work one bright, sunny day, And looked out the window, saw the rugrats at play. I glanced at the table, upon which a book, Lay open. I grabbed it and gave it a look. The bright colored pictures, my son had, you could tell, Looked at it, and wondered, in his way, what the hell, Are all these strange symbols and letters about? This is not like the magazines my old man leaves out. I looked at it closely and it went down the list. "A is for apples", the other letters like this. I started to thinking about the best chuckle yet. It's time to write down The Biker's Alphabet. A is for Assholes, you dodge on the street. B is for Bitches, they're looking so sweet. C is for Chrome, the Biker's sunshine of life. D is for Dancers, your M/C bro's wife. E is for Evo, the new special breed. F is for Fatboy, built low for great speed. G is for Glide, Wide, Electra and Dyna. H is for Harley, that hot steel vagina. I is for Iso, the pegs for your scoot. J is fo

Biker Creed
THE BIKER'S CREED I ride because it is fun. I ride because I enjoy the freedom I feel from being exposed to the elements, and the vulnerability to the danger that is intrinsic to riding. I do not ride because it is fashionable to do so. I ride my machine, not wear it. My machine is not a symbol of status. It exists simply for me, and me alone. My machine is not a toy. It is an extension of my being, and I will treat it accordingly, with the same respect as I have for myself. I strive to understand the inner-workings of my machine, from the most basic to the most complex. I will learn everything I can about my machine, so that I am reliant upon no one but myself for its health and well being. I strive to constantly better my skill of control over my machine. I will learn its limits, and use my skill to become one with my machine so that we may keep each other alive. I am the master, it is the servant. Working together in harmony, we will become a

A Bikers' Creed
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 60 mph! You start the game of life with a full pot o' luck and an empty pot of experience.. . The object is to fill the pot of experience before You empty the pot of luck. If you wait, all that happens is that you get older. Midnight bugs taste just as bad as Noon time bugs. Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need. It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror. Never be afraid to slow down. Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise. Sometimes it takes a whole tankful of fuel before you can think straight. Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone. Never h

Biker Wisdom's
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 60 mph! You start the game of life with a full pot o' luck and an empty pot o' experience...The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck. If you wait, all that happens is that you get older. Midnight bugs taste just as bad as Noon time bugs. Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need. It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror. Never be afraid to slow down. Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise. Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of fuel before you can think straight. Riding faster than everyone else only

Biker Wisdom
biker wisdom Body: Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 60 mph! You start the game of life with a full pot o' luck and an empty pot o' experience... The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck. If you wait, all that happens is that you get older. Midnight bugs taste just as bad as Noon time bugs. Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need. It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror. Never be afraid to slow down. Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise. Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of fuel before you can think straight. Riding faster than everyone else only guara

"biker Trash'
I thought it was time I go ahead with my blogs about my family. :) I'm starting with Jeff a.k.a. "Biker Trash" since thanks to him, I was brought into the Happy Tappin world of CherryTap. Jeff and I have known one another for many years now. We first met through Yahoo. Not long after, we met in person and the rest is history. He is one of my best friends to this day. All of my friends here love him and think he's great! He might look a little rough around the edges but my dear friends, not to make him look like a total softie but looks CAN be deceiving! Trust me here! :) Even though he has a number of tattoos (some cool ones too) and piercings, he is just Jeff. :) Ummm...don't get me wrong here. If he needs to be Mr. Bad A$$, he can be when needed. :D He is a wonderful friend and I can depend on him for absolutely anything! I won't tell all of his secrets *giggles* but he is very smart and talented. He can work on anything with a motor, can cook anything (we're talking mouth

Bikers Poem
Saw You But You Didn't See Me ~I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. ~I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. ~I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. ~I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. ~I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. ~I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. ~I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But, you di

Biker Knight
He doesn"t know that I kiss him with my eyes a thousand times each night; From a distance ; At first the kisses are soft as a feather upon his cheek Then warm and tender, for it is not passion I seek, My craving is to be close to him and feel his strength For these kisses on air I ask nothing in return But that he accepts and understands, I never meant to feel this way - It caught me unaware Of course our lips shall never meet ; I seek only to be closer to my personal champion The valiant knight upon his bike; My heart sees him as everything the finest knight should be Strong, handsome, chivalrous, with great skills and loyalty I take him as a friend, but crave him as a lover every time I look at him I know that I am testing my resistance I do not want to hurt him or interfere with his life, So I stay at a safe distance, all the while Knowing he could see into my soul if he only looked into my eyes; He is the temporary foundation of my existe

A Biker's Wish
A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish. The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind." The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when

~*~ Bikers ~*~
Send this to every biker you know in central Florida. CALLING ALL BIKERS October 7, 2006, a COBB member & firefighter “Robin Stanley Burton Jenkins” was hit and killed by an SUV driver on Osceola Parkway in Kissimmee. The driver claimed the sun was in his eyes and didn’t see him. After hitting him, he said that he thought his transmission was acting up and continued to run completely over him and the motorcycle dragging them for nearly 2 blocks. The driver got off scot free for this act of vehicular homicide while his family ended up with virtually nothing. Fair? ? ? We have several other members surviving crashes where the motorist claimed they didn’t see them. Now the lawmakers are trying to pass a law that all bikers must carry PIP insurance that will virtually give a motorist the green light to run any of us over and not be responsible for a dime of medical expenses. FAIR ? ? ? It’s time for us to stand up and be heard. Abate is doing a great job fighting for biker

Bike Wreck
Chapter 4 Bike Wreck A few days after I returned from the woodland retreat, I decided to take an evening and visit a girl I had dated recently. She’d had a thing for cycles and I thought maybe having one to give her a ride might score some points for me. Malinda lived in a small town many miles to the north and the ride up took me through a rolling, sparsely inhabited countryside, along a little traveled interstate. When Malinda saw me, she was a bit put off at first, due to the conditions under which we had parted, but my lighthearted charm and the lure of the bike finally thawed her. She grabbed her jacket and slid on the bike behind me. As I cruised down a lonely road that twisted alongside a small stream, Malinda slid up close behind, putting her head on my shoulder and wrapping her arms around my waist. She stroked the inside of my thighs and, with her own thighs, squeezed my butt tight. I soon felt a growing urge in my loins. I found an old, unkempt cemetery and whee

Biker Events (may) -all Over
Something going on every where during May May 10th, 2007 May 13th, 2007 The Great Southern Bike Rally Douglas GA USA May 10th, 2007 May 20th, 2007 Marion County Bike Rally Marion SC USA May 10th, 2007 May 13th, 2007 Dogwood Rally Dunmor KY USA May 10th, 2007 May 13th, 2007 Riders of the Storm Rally Alexandria LA USA May 11th, 2007 May 20th, 2007 The Coast Spring Rally Myrtle Beach SC USA May 11th, 2007 May 13th, 2007 Full Moon Tattoo and Horror Festival Nashville TN USA May 11th, 2007 May 20th, 2007 Myrtle Beach Bike Week Myrtle Beach SC USA May 11th, 2007 May 13th, 2007 Spring Opener Wakeman OH USA May 11th, 2007 May 12th, 2007 Blazin Bikes Motorcycle Rally Lake Charles LA USA May 11th, 2007 May 20th, 2007 Myrtle Beach Harley Bike Week Myrtle Beach SC USA May 11th, 2007 May 13th, 2007 Mother's Day Bike Ride Erwin TN USA May 11th, 2007 Sep 7th, 2007 Friday Night Show Hampton GA USA May 11th, 2007 May 13th, 2007 Rally and Bike Show Idabel OK USA May 12th,

Bikers Help!
Bike jackets, you know the, fabric, waterproof armoured types, that you can't wash or use detergent on... How the hell do you get grass stains out of one? Daughter and moped parted company! ancient history but.... I'm staring at her jacket thinking how the hell to get it clean!! It was brand new and now as a case of gravel rash and a nice big grass stain up one side. BTW she's fine, mopeds not! but I can't afford to replace the jacket as its only cosmetic. I'm already buying her anew helmet and paying for the repairs to the ped. Need input so someone gimme a clue...

A Bikers Prayer
A BIKERS PRAYER I saw you pull your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. You didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. ------------------------------------------------------ I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. You didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. ------------------------------------------------------ I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant with a few motorcycles out front. You didn't see me attending a rally to raise more money for the hurricane relief. ------------------------------------------------------ I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. You didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. ------------------------------------------------------ I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. You didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the needy. ------

Biker In Black
BIKER IN BLACK Some think bikers are mean Some dressed in leathers and others in jeans You don't like our patches or the clothes that we wear You hate our bandannas and you hate our long hair You don't like our scooters and our loud noisy pipes You think we're not loyal to the stars and stripes You don't like our patches that are worn on our vests You think we're so different from all the rest But the truth is, Mister, we're kind of alike You drive a car and I ride a bike You have no tattoos painted on your arm But we fought side by side over in Nam So the next time your children are running around Enjoying their freedom and the fun that they've found Remember us bikers and all that we do We feed our lost veterans, we're Red, white and blue ! We bring toys for tots and toys for a smile By riding our bikes for miles and miles You see, us bikers have never forgot Our homeless veterans and our homeless tots We are loyal to our clubs and true to our bro's We will al

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Bikers
When you see us moving past you quickly: Don't take offense or think we're trying to "show off". Ninety five percent of the time, we're trying to get out of your blind spot or taking ourselves out of a potential dangerous situation that has evolved around us. Distancing ourselves from you does not mean we want to race, but that we're giving ourselves the edge we need at the moment. When you hear our horn: Don't take offense or think we're trying to aggravate you. All we're doing is letting you know where we are in relation to you on the road, and we're more than likely aware of your inattentiveness to us while you're talking on a cell phone, eating, reading or involved in some other distracting aspect to your driving. It's important to us, and you, that you know we're there. When you hear our loud pipes: Don't become angry and hostile toward us. Yes, some are quite loud, but for some, there's a purpose behind being loud. It's about letting you know we're close by and we'

Bike Wreck
I will not be on much for a while. wha involved in a bike wreck today, a woman in an Explorer ran a stop sign not 25 feet from in fromnt of me, Totalled the bike and did a number on me as well... road rash all up my left side and staples in my head and stitches in my ear hugs gonna take a while to recoup. I wanted to let my friends know I did not desert them. Roadie

Bikers
BIKERS Body: I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But, you didn't see me, and my br

Biker Sex (x)
Tired of the boring "straights" she'd been laying, a gal decided she'd find out if bikers were really the heavy "cocksmen" that she heard they were. So she picked up a gigantic biker and went with him up to his pad. Stripped and ready, anxiously awaiting some real action, she was astonished to see that his fully erect dick was only two inches long. "Who," she demanded scornfully, "do you think you're gonna satisfy with that?" Grinning confidently, the biker replied, " Me!"

Bikers
Subject: BIKERS For all who Know Motorcycle Riders I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves.

Bikers For All Who Know Motorcycle Riders
in memory of BILLY MARKAS a dear brother and friend who died 1 year ago on the bridge where i work. he was trying to protect a downed biker who had lost it.he was hit by a drunk driver in the rain who was not paying attenchion.she got 5 years in jail. billy died at the sean.R.I.P. THE RED WHITE AND BLUE MC. WILL MISS YOU. BIKERS For all who Know Motorcycle Riders I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.

Biker Code
THE BIKERS CODE It used to be that all bikers shared a common bond, an unspoken code of ethics and behavior that transcended words and was built on actions. There was never a bible written on this Biker's Code and there was no need for such. But the times are a-changin' and there seems to be a lot of new riders out there. These days the riders you see blastin' down the road are just as likely to be clad in shorts and sneakers as jeans and engineer boots. And the roughest, toughest-looking biker you pull up next to could be your doctor or lawyer and may be wearin' a Rolex watch under his leathers. There's nothing wrong with that, so long as these new riders learn the Code just as we old-timers did. Being a biker used to be about using your creativity to take a basket case old hawg and using only grit and ingenuity, turning it into a one-of-a-kind eye dazzler, then risking your life on the asphalt on a bike you made yourself out of pride. Bikers wore leather and grease because the

Bikers
Three guys were sitting in a biker bar. This man came in, he was already drunk, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. The man looked around and saw the 3 men sitting at a corner table. He got up, staggered to the table, leaned over, looked the biggest one in the face and said, "I went by your grandma's house and I saw her in the hallway, buck naked. Man, she is fine!" The biker looked at him and didn't say a word. His buddies were confused, because he was a bad ass, and would fight at he drop of a hat. The drunk leaned on the table again and said, "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!" The biker still said nothing. His buddies were starting to get mad. The drunk leaned on the table again and said, "I'll tell you something else boy, your grandma liked it!" The biker stood up, took the drunk by the shoulder and said, "Damn it, grandpa, you're drunk. Go home!"

Bikers
Motorcycle Riders This is real For all who know Motorcycle Riders .............. I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our

The Biker
A man riding his Harley, was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head, and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind." The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she

Bikers!!!!!!
You know it really amazes me how clueless people are to bikers. how careless people are on the road as if bikers are invisable. it really pisses me off that people can not take the time to watch where they are going and to watch out for biker out on the road...my 1996 harley got damaged today thanks to a freaking asshole who wasnt paying attention and cut right in from of my bike laid it down and slid about 50 yards. then the damn driver didnt even stop took off at a high speed just so he wouldnt get caught. they have an APB out on the son of a bitch and i hope they catch is ass. just thought i would share this with fellow bikers and fellow friends and fans of mine ....people are so stupid these days and to busy being in a hurry and not watching waht they are doing Saffire AKA Lynn

The Bike
A 13 year old boy came home all happy. His mom asked, "what did you do at school today hunny?" "Oh i had sex with my teacher," he said calmly. The mother began to scream and yell and sent him to his room till his father got home. When the father came home the mother said distroutly and close to tears, "Go talk to your son...he had sex with his teacher today!!!!!!!!!" The dad with the BIG grin on his face walked upstairs. He asked his son what happened at school and the son told him. The dad said, "son im so proud of u im going to get you that bike you have wanted." They go out and buy the bike and the dad asked him if he wanted to ride it home and the son replied, "Nah dad my bum is still sore."

Bikers
BIKERS I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to tho

Bike Accident
... yep as if my luck could get any worse. I had an accident today. I got caught in the rain as I was driving to the shops today. traffic was really bad and I wanted to get out of the rain so I took a short cut which forced me to turn right off the main road. problem being, that road I was on had intersecting train tracks. can you guess what happened next? the rear wheel spun out as I turned on the wet train tracks and I was flung off the bike in the middle of the road. I remember turning, then the next thing, I was laying down on the pavement with a crowd of people around me. someone had taken my helmet off and they were trying to get my leather jacket off to investigate my injuries. I sat up and started to cry, not really knowing what the hell was happening, I was in pure shock at that point. someone wanted to call an ambulance but I said no no no please do not, I am ok, just a little shaken up! I dunno, maybe I should of gone to hospital. oh well whats done is done. seems

The Bike Ride
THE BIKE RIDE YOU CALLED AND ASKED ME TO TAKE A BIKE RIDE WITH YOU. OF COURSE I SAID. WE AGREED TO MEET AT THE LOCAL MEETING PLACE. WHEN I GOT THERE YOU HAD NOT ARRIVED YET. I WONDERED IF YOU WERE GOING TO STAND ME UP, BUT JUST THEN YOU RODE IN. I ASKED WHERE WE WHERE GOING AND YOU SAID JUST FOLLOW ME. I GOT ON MY BIKE AND FOLLOWED YOU. WE RODE FOR AWHILE. YOU PULLED OFF THE ROAD AND I WONDERED IF SOMETHING WAS WRONG. I ASKED YOU WHAT GOING ON AND YOU POINTED TO A PATH WAY THAT WAS ALMOST HIDDEN FROM THE ROAD. WE PULLED OUR BIKES IN JUST OUT OF SITE FROM THE ROAD. IT WAS APLACE I NEVER BEEN BEFORE. WE WALKED DOWN THIS LITTLE PATH FOR A LITTLE WHILE TALKING AS WE WENT. I KEPT ASKING YOU WHERE ARE WE GOING AND YOU REPLIED JUST WAIT FOR A FEW MINUTES AND YOU'LL SEE. AS WE WALKED UP TO THE END OF THE PATH, I WAS AMAZED AT THE PLACE I SAW. IT WAS A SMALL OPENING WITH A FEW TREES AND A VIEW OF MOUNTAINS OFF IN THE DISTANCE, A SMALL CREEK.IT WAS A BEAUIFUL PLACE. THE SMELL OF THE OF

Biker Rules Of Etiquette
PERSONAL HYGIENE - While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN bike keys. - Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of good money. - Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the tastes of finger foods. DINING OUT - When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the vine. - If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label. ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME - A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist. - Do not allow the dog to eat at the table...no matter how good his manners are. DATING (Outside the Family) - Always offer to unscrew the top on your dates wine bottle, especially on the first date. Be aggressive. Le

Biker Poem
A ride in the wind The open road has a way of bring oneself to inner peace. "My thoughts are mine and mine alone." When the day is done and all that you endured throughout your hectic day has passed. It's time to Ride. As one you ride with your Iron comrade firmly against your soul, and all that you feel together as you hit the open road. And only those who ride can truly under stand the meaning of Freedom. And how it calls you with relentless passion. For it is said, "To Live is to Ride, And to Ride is to Live." And to all those who have fallen to feel what we feel. My the day be yours. In Memory and in Spirit you are remembered. Ride with me always my friend. For when it is my time to pass, I know you will be there.

Bikers
I have alot of friends who ride, so when I saw this on a bulliten, it made me cry, and I felt like I had to repost it to the bulliten as well as my blog! God bless all my biker friends and all of their brothers and sisters! "I'm Just a Biker" I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you

The Biker (cpoied From Sweet ) Important
THE BIKER When you see us moving past you quickly: Don't take offense or think we're trying to "show off". Ninety five percent of the time, we're trying to get out of your blind spot or taking ourselves out of a potential dangerous situation that has evolved around us. Distancing ourselves from you does not mean we want to race, but that we're giving ourselves the edge we need at the moment. When you hear our horn: Don't take offense or think we're trying to aggravate you. All we're doing is letting you know where we are in relation to you on the road, and we're more than likely aware of your inattentiveness to us while you're talking on a cell phone, eating, reading or involved in some other distracting aspect to your driving. It's important to us, and you, that you know we're there. When you hear our loud pipes: Don't become angry and hostile toward us. Yes, some are quite loud, but for some, there's a purpose behind being loud. It's about letting you know we're clos

Bike Week A Wild Time In Wildwood Nj.
this passed weekend was bike week here. we had over 150,000 bikers here. we all had a blast. and believe it or not i dident see any fightes at all and dident see any one get thrown out of any of the clubs eather. every one showed respect for each other even thow there were meny different bike clubs here. as the song goes,(WE ALL HAD A REAL GOOD TIME.) cant wate till next year.it seems to grow by 50,000 every year.this year was intence,full of fun and things to do.every one left there colors out side and there attatudes at the door. and all were welcome..zz..

The Bikers Creed
THE BIKER'S CREED I ride because it is fun. I ride because I enjoy the freedom I feel from being exposed to the elements, and the vulnerability to the danger that is intrinsic to riding. I do not ride because it is fashionable to do so. I ride my machine, not wear it. My machine is not a symbol of status. It exists simply for me, and me alone. My machine is not a toy. It is an extension of my being, and I will treat it accordingly, with the same respect as I have for myself. I strive to understand the inner-workings of my machine, from the most basic to the most complex. I will learn everything I can about my machine, so that I am reliant upon no one but myself for its health and well being. I strive to constantly better my skill of control over my machine. I will learn its limits, and use my skill to become one with my machine so that we may keep each other alive. I am the master, it is the servant. Working together in harmony, we will become an inv

A Bikers Life
I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn 't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that

Biker Chicks.....
I have found a really cool tribute site with amazing old fotos of girls on two wheels. Thought Id do a small piece on it and bring some traffic and attention to this great site put together by Motogrrl from Detroit. Check it out! Go to the site by clicking on any of the fotos below.Brigitte Bardot on a HarleyEllie May and Granny Clampett on a Triumph.The lovely Ann Margaret Natalie Wood just givin it!Come check it out and add Detroit Grrl too!

Bike Hoe's.......hahahahaha!!!!!!!
1.If you have no bike but just happen to have your own helmet in your car we know your playing us for a ride. 2. If your gonna go for a ride go on with the niceest bike hes the one who is least likley to crash and kill you.If he has a nice bke hes prob. been ridding a while. If you go with a tool who has a 86 ninja 250 we are all gonna laugh at you.Plus use your head if his bike looks broke then so is he DUHHH! 3. If the bike is a "Stunt bike" or rashed up all over reconsider there is a reason its rashed up. 4. If your FAT! save yourself some embaressment and us the agrivation of trying to tell you no with out saying cuz YOUR FAT BITCH!!!! we can only be sooo nice. Use your head. 5.If your friend is ugly or FAT (See rule 4) it is not my responsability to get someone to take her. 6. If you have on a skirt then YES!!! we have to go first no one else knows how to get where we are going (Right guys ) 7. Showing your tits will get you selected first for a bike ride. 8.S

Biker
A friend sent me this on another site and I think it's beautiful. I have quite a few biker Fubar friends so I wanted to share it. :) I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn 't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I sa

Bikers
I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn 't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that

Bikers.....
I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that had none. I saw you look in fright at my tattoos. But you didn't see me cry as my children where born and have their name written over and in my

The Bike Ride
The Bike Ride by DireLilith© There is an illicit thrill in riding a motorcycle in the middle of the day that leaves the glamour of evening drag races and gatherings behind. The wind pulling a woman's hair free from her helmet, the glare of the sun through her glasses no matter how dark the shades may be. And the feeling of a man's muscle-lined stomach beneath nothing but a t-shirt under her hands. His groin, inches away if she dares to touch it – with everyone around able to see if she does more than just touch. Melissa held Flash tightly around the waist, her fingers playing unobtrusively over his abdomen. It was supper hour, and the sun was still bright. And he wasn't her boyfriend, just a friend with a bike. But the day was perfect for a ride, regardless of the few dark clouds creeping up behind them. And the wind had untangled her hair from her braid and was throwing it back behind her. She could feel the stray red curling strands as they bounced over her bare

Biker's Clubhouse Bar & Grill Is Having A Get Together For B.a.c.a. Tuesday 7 Pm Central
COME ON OVER TO THE BIKER'S CLUBHOUSE BAR & GRILL TUESDAY FOR B.A.C.A.(BIKER'S AGAINST CHILD ABUSE) PLEASE CLICK THE PICTURE TO COME IN! Various ArtistWe Are The WorldMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

Bikers Should Be Entitled
Because bikers should be entitled to see who's out to get 'em! Some people just can't stand to see others be free. Others have put a price on your essential liberties and are more than willing to sell your rights to the highest bidder. There's only one sure cure for audacity, and I prescribe a healthy dose of shame and humility. We wouldn't need half the laws we have now if these shadow puppets thought they might be recognized in the grocery store. You know these people, they're the same ones who are always trying to get away with placing 20 items in the 10 items or less express lane at the local Kum & Go. They count on you not raising a fuss and because you're quiet about it, they get away with it. Why not? You had the chance to slap 'em in the head but you kept your mouth shut while they trampled on your manners. It's only about ego or money for these types...so it's high time they get proper credit for being so hell-bent to ruin the lives of others, destroy the fabric of OUR nation,

Biker Momma
A little old lady decides to join The Hell's Angels! One day she goes up and knocks on their clubhouse door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She boldly proclaims, 'I want to join your club.' The guy is amused, and decides to humour her a bit, so he says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join. The biker asks, 'Do you have a motorcycle?' The little old lady replies, 'Yep... my bike's parked over there,' and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway. The biker asks, 'Do you drink?' The little old lady replies, 'Yep, like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table.' The biker then asks, 'Do you smoke?' The little old lady replies, 'Yep, smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple of cigars in the evening, while I'm shooting pool.' The biker is very impressed and asks, 'You sound like one bad Mama.Tell me, have you ever been pick

Biker Poem
Biker Poem THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT THINK BIKERS ARE MEAN. SOME DRESS IN LEATHER AND OTHERS IN JEANS. YOU DON'T LIKE OUR PATCHES OR THE CLOTHES THAT WE WEAR. YOU HATE OUR BANDANNAS AND HATE OUR LONG HAIR. YOU DON'T LIKE OUR SCOOTERS AND OUR LOUD NOISY PIPES. YOU THINK WE'RE NOT LOYAL TO THE STARS AND THE STRIPES. YOU DON'T LIKE OUR PATCHES THAT ARE WORN ON OUR VESTS. YOU THINK WE'RE SO DIFFERENT FROM ALL THE REST. BUT THE TRUTH IS MISTER, WE'RE KIND OF ALIKE. YOU DRIVE A CAR AND I DRIVE A BIKE. YOU HAVE NO TATOOS PAINTED ON YOUR ARM BUT WE FOUGHT SIDE BY SIDE OVER IN "NAM". SO THE NEXT TIME YOUR CHILDREN ARE RUNNING AROUND, ENJOYING THEIR FREEDOM AND THE FUN THAT THEY'VE FOUND. REMEMBER US BIKERS AND ALL THAT WE DO. WE FEED OUR LOST VETERANS, WE'RE RED, WHITE AND BLUE. WE BRING TOYS FOR TOTS, JUST TO SEE A SMILE. BY RIDING OUR BIKES FOR MILES AND MILES. YOU SEE US BIKERS HAVE NEVER FORGOT, OUR HOMELESS

Bikers And Biker Friends Unite
If so come join me on this site...www.bikerornot.com/tb0ne2u It is for bikers and those just interested in bikes or the biker lifestyle. There are people from all over the world to meet and chat with there. See ya soon.

The Biker
I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But, you didn't see me, riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather jackets and gloves. But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate ou

The Biker:
THE BIKER* I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But, you didn't see me, riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather jackets and gloves. But, you didn't see me, and my brothers don

The Biker Rhyme...
The Very Best Bike! There's been some yellin' there's been some cussin' there's been some fightin' and been some fussin'. The war's been long and hard and hot blood has flowed lots more than not. What's the beef and why the strife? Why the gun and why the knife? Lend an ear and get a clue. I'll tell it straight and tell it true. I'll tell you why we're in this pickle It's over what's the very best motorsickle. Some proclaim with all their might that others are wrong and they are right They state that if you have the luck the very best bike will have a knuck. Others shout "ugh and yuck patooie" guys with knucks are a little bit screwy. These people shout throughout the land "the very best bike must have a Pan." Others shout "Pan? You must be crazy and old and fat and slow and lazy. Now go away home go back to your hovel the very best bike must have a shovel" Then there's the ones that everyone dreads the ones who say "you'r

The Biker-part Ii
The man stood alone on the peak overlooking his life, He was leaving behind him all the heartbreak and strife. As he drank yet another swallow from his flask, He felt he'd failed in his life's given tasks. He lit a cigarette and walked to the edge of the peak, And with tears looked to the sky for the answers he'd seek. A good full life he had lived, He thought he'd given all he could give. He devoted his life to help others and was a good dad, Yet now in his heart all he could feel was sad. From younger days running the strip, To future days taking the family vacation trip. All seemed to be in its right place, Yet something in his life he could not face. He stood looking into the night's darken lair, He knew the reason he'd been call there. He remembered the days when he'd been called to war, And how so many had died fighting that Evil Whore. Would they have lived a good life, had beautiful children, and a loving wife? Would they have made something if they had a s

Bikers My Family
=== '~SEXYSISSY~& DHolts LSH~~In Loving Memory Of Ray,Baby Johnny & All Our Angels~' spewed forth the following at '2007-12-25 10:15:10'.. > my BIKERS pimpout- Two wonderful friends.Dholts is a brother and Bee is my sister.thank you both for being there for me.show them lots of love DHoltStingray* Little Shop Of Horrors Lounge Pres.///HAPPY NEW YEAR@ fubar Beeholt. Real Wife of DHoltStingray@ fubar I LIKE EVERYONE TO GO RATE,FAN,AND ADD A SPECIAL GUY.HE IS AWESOME. AND HAS DONE THINGS OVER THE YEAR FOR KIDS IN NEED SO ID LOVE TO GIVE HIM SOME MAD LOVE TOO. LOOKING BACK EXXCUTIONER OVER THE YEAR DOING BULLETIONS FOR YOU.THANK YOU SWEETY FOR ALL YOU DO FOR OUR KIDS IN NEED.REMEMBERING THE RIDE FOR ARRON TO GET HIS ARMS.AND SEEING GET DONE AND ARRON HAS HIS ARMS AND KELEB FOR SUPPORTING HIS FAMILY WHEN HE WAS SICK AND IN NEED OF PRAYERS.YOU ARE A GREAT FRIEND,BROTHER,HUSBAND YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I LOVE YOU EX. WE NEED MORE LIKE YOU TOO.

Bike Week - Daytona Beach, Florida
Well, the last Friday in February I am going down to Daytona Beach, Fl for Bike Week. I will be riding with a few other guys from work. They all have girls(wives/girlfriends) coming with, but me... a single man... do not. So If you care to join us, and ride shotgun on my Harley. Hit me up. I live in Havelock, North Carolina, I can pick up or meet anywhere south of here... Also, if your a dude and wanna come with(must however have your own bike), hit me up we can meet up somewhere on the way.

Biker Handjob
A crusty old biker, with bugs in his teeth, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HAND JOB: $40.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers. 'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you? 'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?' 'Yes,' she purrs, 'I am.' The old biker replies, 'Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.

Bike Rally
We are having the 2nd annual HogFest Bike Rally. The date is May 23-26. Come check out our website at www.hogfestoftn.com. I hope to see more of you there this year.. I met alot of you at our first rally. Come on down and join in on the party.

Bikers And The Media
bikers and the media > ï¿½ A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning > into the >lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and >triesï¿½to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her >screaming parents. >ï¿½ï¿½The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square >onï¿½theï¿½nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion >jumps backï¿½letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her >terrified parents,ï¿½whoï¿½thank him endlessly. >ï¿½ï¿½ >ï¿½ A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says: >ï¿½ ï¿½" Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my >wholeï¿½life." >ï¿½ï¿½ "ï¿½Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw >this >ï¿½ï¿½little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right." > ï¿½ "ï¿½Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist

Bikeweek
hey yall this really isnt a blog just lettin eveyone know that ill be busy for next 10 days workin event here at local bar were i work security at normally 530 to 330 am or so but ill prolly go in hr or so early through the week all yall have a good week and weekend and ty yall for bein friends

Biker Prayer Video, I Made
i got this prayer from kent and i love it so much since i make videos i made ome to long with it . it really means alot to me and i hope it wil mean some thing to all of you. http://www.livevideo.com

Bikers Vs. The Rest Of You Heathens
I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that

The Biker2
"THE BIKER" THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT THINK BIKERS ARE MEAN. SOME DRESS IN LEATHER AND OTHERS IN JEANS. YOU DON'T LIKE OUR PATCHES OR THE CLOTHES THAT WE WEAR. YOU HATE OUR BANDANNAS AND HATE OUR LONG HAIR. YOU DON'T LIKE OUR SCOOTERS AND OUR LOUD NOISY PIPES. YOU THINK WE'RE NOT LOYAL TO THE STARS AND THE STRIPES. YOU DON'T LIKE OUR PATCHES THAT ARE WORN ON OUR VESTS. YOU THINK WE'RE SO DIFFERENT FROM ALL THE REST. BUT THE TRUTH IS MISTER, WE'RE KIND OF ALIKE. YOU DRIVE A CAR AND I DRIVE A BIKE. YOU HAVE NO TATOOS PAINTED ON YOUR ARM BUT WE FOUGHT SIDE BY SIDE OVER IN "NAM". SO THE NEXT TIME YOUR CHILDREN ARE RUNNING AROUND, ENJOYING THEIR FREEDOM AND THE FUN THAT THEY'VE FOUND. REMEMBER US BIKERS AND ALL THAT WE DO. WE FEED OUR LOST VETERANS, WE'RE RED, WHITE AND BLUE. WE BRING TOYS FOR TOTS, JUST TO SEE A SMILE. BY RIDING OUR BIKES FOR MILES AND MILES. YOU SEE US BIKERS HAVE NEVER FORGOT, OUR HOMELESS VETERANS AND LESS

A Biker Story
I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn 't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that

Bikers!!!
JUST A BIKER I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant when you saw my bike parked out front. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But you didn't see me riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather jackets and gloves.

The Biker
The Biker... When you see us moving past you quickly: Don't take offense or think we're trying to "show off". Ninety five percent of the time, we're trying to get out of your blind spot or taking ourselves out of a potential dangerous situation that has evolved around us. Distancing ourselves from you does not mean we want to race, but that we're giving ourselves the edge we need at the moment. When you hear our horn: Don't take offense or think we're trying to aggravate you. All we're doing is letting you know where we are in relation to you on the road, and we're more than likely aware of your inattentiveness to us while you're talking on a cell phone, eating, reading or involved in some other distracting aspect to your driving. It's important to us, and you, that you know we're there. When you hear our loud pipes: Don't become angry and hostile toward us. Yes, some are quite loud, but for some, there's a purpose behind being loud. It's about letting you know we're

~bikers Code~
It used to be that all bikers shared a common bond, an unspoken code of ethics and behavior that transcended words and was built on actions. There was never a bible written on this Biker's Code and there was no need for such. But the times are a-changin' and there seems to be a lot of new riders out there. These days the riders you see blastin' down the road are just as likely to be clad in shorts and sneakers as jeans and engineer boots. And the roughest, toughest-looking biker you pull up next to could be your doctor or lawyer and may be wearin' a Rolex watch under his leathers. There's nothing wrong with that, so long as these new riders learn the Code just as we old-timers did. Being a biker used to be about using your creativity to take a basket case old hawg and using only grit and ingenuity, turning it into a one-of-a-kind eye dazzler, then risking your life on the asphalt on a bike you made yourself out of pride. Bikers wore leather and grease because they knew cagers would

Bike Riding
We just got back from a bike ride. It was nice and refreshing though very cold wind! I love riding my bike, but I hate living here because I don’t get to ride my bike as often as I would like. I only get to ride it like 2 months out of the year like straight. I love my bike. It is red and silver and looks just like my hubbies bike. We don’t live far from bike trails so that is really nice! Not all the paths are paved, so that is really nice and we have these really steep hills (ok maybe just 30 degrees, but it is really steep to me) I forgot my knee brace, so that sucked! I hope my knee doesn’t start hurting. It wasn’t a long bike ride so I don’t think it will.

The Biker
The Biker When you see us moving past you quickly:Don't take offense or think we're trying to "show off". Ninety five percent of the time, we're trying to get out of your blind spot or taking ourselves out of a potential dangerous situation that has evolved around us. Distancing ourselves from you does not mean we want to race, but that we're giving ourselves the edge we need at the moment. When you hear our horn:Don't take offense or think we're trying to aggravate you. All we're doing is letting you know where we are in relation to you on the road, and we're more than likely aware of your inattentiveness to us while you're talking on a cell phone, eating, reading or involved in some other distracting aspect to your driving. It's important to us, and you, that you know we're there. When you hear our loud pipes:Don't become angry and hostile toward us. Yes, some are quite loud, but for some, there's a purpose behind being loud. It's about letting you know we're close by and we're co

Bikers Bars Are Not Created Equal! Lmao
Blind man in a Biker Girls Bar... A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter: "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says: "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.. 4. The woman sitting right next to me is blonde and a professional weight-lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters: "Hell no... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it fiv

Bikes
have 2 03 ninja zxr 636 for sale..no titles..left over from bankrupcy 2 years ago..they never came picked them up..i can still buy tags or would be awsome race bikes or stunt bikes.silver one needs tires..1500..black one is perfect..2500..both lowered neons and strobs on both..black one has chrome wheels

A Biker's Love
I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local Mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant when you saw my bike parked out front. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But you didn't see me riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather jackets and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our ol

Bike Ride
well I'm out of here in a few for my bike ride to D.C. I will be home on Wednesday hopefully in one peace. I hope you all have a great weekend and i will talk to you'll when i get back, and will post the pics from the trip. xoxoxoxoxoxo

A Bikers Story
I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra £10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate our old coats and glov

The Biker
I saw you... hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you... pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you... change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you... roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But, you didn't see me, riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you... frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you... stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you... roll your eyes at our leather jackets and glo

The Biker
THE BIKER I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection outside the store as I walked in. I saw you; pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you , roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But, you didn't see me, riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather jackets and gloves. But, you didn't see

A Biker~
I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday... I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall... I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief... I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window... I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children, But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless... I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love... I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves, But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate our ol

Biker's Alphabits
A is for Assholes, you dodge on the street. B is for Bitches, they're looking so sweet. C is for Chrome, the Biker's sunshine of life. D is for Dancers, your M/C bro's wife. E is for Evo, the new special breed. F is for Fatboy, built low for great speed. G is for Glide, Wide, Electra and Dyna. H is for Harley, that hot steel vagina. I is for Iso, the pegs for your scoot. J is for Jerk Offs, you give them your boot. K is for K Model, bike of yesteryear. L is for Liquor, the booze and the beer. M is for Money, to go party in town. N is for (K)'Nuckles, used to (k)'nock assholes down. O is for Old Lady, who sweetens your bed. P is for Pussy, no more need be said. Q is for Quick, it's how you getaway. R is for Roadrash, let's hope none today. S is for Softail, the bike slung so low. T is for Tires, they make your bike go. U is for Up Yours, you say to some jerk. V is for V-Twin, that rolling artwork. W is for Wide Glide, that beefy front end. X is for X-Ray, for when

The Biker
I do not know the person that wrote this...if anyone knows let me know so I can give credit...I think it says it all. The Biker I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children.But you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at o

Bikers, Non Bikers, Bike Lovers,
Bike Night Tuesdays here in Ricmond IN. Location: Texas Road House on US 40 East/ East Main Street. Time: 5pm - 9pm. $5 raffle for New set of Bike tires, Stunt Riders doing Stunts. Bikers meeting other Bikers and Bike ideas. If you own a bike and you're a rider of any make or model or like watching the stunt riders on the speed channel come to Richmond on Tuesday nights and enjoy. No you don't have to be a biker to come out and join us. You can come in your car, truck, or SUV. Bring your family for some family fun. As the saying goes, "Don't knock it, till you try it". Oh yea just for coming out on your Bike you may also receive 10% off your meal (Must have a coupon) at Texas Road House. Have mechanical problems and have questions there are people there with answers. Want to change the look about your bike and don't know how someone will be willing to help you out or turn you over to someone that does have an answer for you. This is every Tuesday night. "Come on out and s

The Biker
THE BIKER I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection outside the store as I walked in. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But, you didn't see me, riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my fri ends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather jackets and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donat

Bikers Are Human Also
JUST A BIKER I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant when you saw my bike parked out front. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But you didn't see me riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather jackets and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers

The Biker
I saw you.... Hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see..... Me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you.... Pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see.... Me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you...... Change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see...... Me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you..... Roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But, you didn't see.... Me riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you..... Frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see.... Me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you.... Stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see..... Me and my friends cut ten inches off

Bike
I was kayaking the other day and I had this less than brilliant idea to buy a road racing bike (I had one years ago and loved it then sold it because I'm a dumbfuck.) So I've been looking at bikes and I really haven't the slightest clue as to what I want. The best I can come up with is fast and not expensive. I might buy something retro just because I would really like to win races on something that costs less than all the other competitors. I just really don't want to go to the bike store and look like a retard when I don't know what I'm looking for.... This really has no point.

Bikers
I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection outside the store as I walked in. I saw you; pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the Hurricane relief. I saw you , roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But, you didn't see me, riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather jackets and gloves. But,

Bikers Wife
Happily Married Biker Badass Biker Bob wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Bob looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Bob asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door." Confused, Badass Bob asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

Bike Hoes Beware! They Are Onto You!
Bike Hoes Beware....Theyre Onto You!!!!! 1.If you have no bike but just happen to have your own helmet in your car we know your playing us for a ride. 2. If your gonna go for a ride go on with the niceest bike hes the one who is least likley to crash and kill you.If he has a nice bke hes prob. been ridding a while. If you go with a tool who has a 86 ninja 250 we are all gonna laugh at you.Plus use your head if his bike looks broke then so is he DUHHH! 3. If the bike is a "Stunt bike" or rashed up all over reconsider there is a reason its rashed up. 4. If your FAT! save yourself some embaressment and us the agrivation of trying to tell you no with out saying cuz YOUR FAT BITCH!!!! we can only be sooo nice. Use your head. 5.If your friend is ugly or FAT (See rule 4) it is not my responsability to get someone to take her. 6. If you have on a skirt then YES!!! we have to go first no one else knows how to get where we are going (Right guys ) 7. Showing your tits wi

Bikers Must Read This
JUST A BIKER I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant when you saw my bike parked out front. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But you didn't see me riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather jackets and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers do

Bikers Beware Out There
IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS....WE ARE ALL OUT THERE DRIVING , NOMATTER WHAT WE ARE IN OR ON, PEOPLES LIVES DEPEND ON YOU BEING AWARE AND KNOW YOUR RIDE IS A WEAPON OUT THERE...WE ARE ALL PEOPLE WITH FAMILIES AND FRIENDS SO THINK OF YOURS WHEN YOU ARE NOT BEING IN CONTROL OF YOUR RIDE..THANK YOU.PLEASE BE SAFE

Bikers
saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant when you saw my bike parked out front. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But you didn't see me riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window and it hit Me in the face. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love , so that cancer patients could have hair. I saw you roll y

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Bikers
UNDER THE LEATHER AND BEHIND THE SHADES Under the leather and behind the shades stands a biker. We ride for the sense of freedom it gives us. The encouragement to take the road less traveled in the chance that we may encounter something new. We ride for the friendships we make along the way, as well as, the solitude of the open road. We don't really care what you ride, just that you do. Under the leather and behind the shades is a beating heart. A heart filled with compassion that on any given day will be riding for those in need. Ask one of us for help, but don't be surprised when all of us show up. Under the leather and behind the shades stands a proud American. We are as diverse a group of people that you could possibly assemble. We are men, women, tradesmen, doctors, lawyers, retirees, military, civilian and on and on and on. We stand silently with reverence and one voice that, in the silence, can be overwhelming. Under the leather and behind the shades stands an invited guest

The Bikers Hideaway
Hey all you members of The Bikers Hideaway and nonmembers. Thanks for taking a moment to read this. This is just to let you all know I have redone my "about me" section of my profile. This is now to describe The Bikers Hideaway and its upcoming events. So go check out my profile and see what is going to be happening soon. Also while there you will see three people who have helped me more than they know with getting The Bikers Hideaway up and running. Show each one of these people some seriously madd love. Thanks and keep it between the ditches.......Unless the cops are after you then get that bad boy off road!!!

Bike Comp.
****BIKE COMP****The Bikers Hideaway is pleased to announce there first bike comp. This is gonna be a salute comp. All you have to do is be a member of The Bikers Hideaway and submit a salute with you by/on your bike. When you have the salute posted in your profile pics just send me a priviate message and I will recon your pic. You will have till the end of the month to submit a pic. At the end of the month I will post all submitted solutes to a bike comp folder at my profile. Once they are posted go vote for your faviorite and if you want one to win it will help if you vote all others a 1. Thats right vote a 1 for those who are competting against your fav. The person with the highest rank of votes at the end of the week will be the winner.If you have any questions do not hesitate to ask me.Thanks everyone for supporting The Bikers Hideaway!!!!!

Bikers And The Police War With Them ( Fuck All Crooked Police )
DETROIT – An adviser to the mayor and two former police officers were among dozens of members and associates of a motorcycle gang charged Thursday with attempted murder, cocaine and steroid distribution and other crimes. Attorney Hatim "Tim" Attalla, a member of newly elected Mayor Dave Bing's volunteer crisis team, was named in a 35-count indictment unsealed in U.S. District Court in Detroit. Federal prosecutors said he acted "as general counsel" for the gang, the Highwaymen, and accused him of conspiracy to possess with intent to distribute, and distribution of, controlled substances. Authorities said 30 defendants were in custody Thursday, and others were being sought. Some suspects told law enforcement officials that they would turn themselves in. It was not immediately known whether Attalla was arrested. Bing said in a statement released Thursday night that he was "surprised and disappointed" to learn of Attalla's indictment. He said Attalla was being vetted and put throu

The Biker
EVEN IF YOU DON'T LIKE US, RESPECT OUR RIGHTS TO RIDE WHAT WE CHOOSE AND TAKE A FEW EXTRA SECONDS TO BE SURE WE'RE NOT IN 'YOUR' WAY LIVE TO RIDE . . . RIDE TO LIVEI saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection outside the store as I walked in. I saw you; pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you , roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But, you didn't see me, riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten i

Bike Week
Well spent another 4 days at Bike week north mrytle beach, I tell ya that place is banging . I go every week for atleast 3 days just to unwind and party, it is the most fun one can have never a dull moment, for all those who went ride hard and live free. Now on a sadder note, this goes out to my fallen teammate and friend, Rob Robinson, for those that knew him he was a great guy would be a friend to anyone for him to leave this world at such a mid life is a shame but we know he is in a better place, R.I.P. my friend 5/15/09......you will be missed by many, but not forgotten!!!!!

Biker Meets Viagra
Crash, the Biker, walks into a pharmacy & says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three biker babes coming over tonight. I've never had three biker babes at once, & I need something to keep me horny, keep me potent." The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer & takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label "Viagra Extra Strength" & says, "Here, if you eat this, you'll go NUTS for 12 hours!" The next day, Crash rides down to the same pharmacy, walks right up to the same pharmacist & pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices that Crash's Johnson is black & blue with the skin hanging off in some places. Crash says, "Gimme a bottle of Ben Gay." The pharmacist replies, "BEN GAY?! You're not going to put Ben Gay on your dick while it's in that condition?" Crash says, "No, it's for my arms, the girls didn't show up."

A Bikers Story
I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall.I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant.But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children.But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves.But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that had none.I sa

The Biker
JUST A BIKER> > I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store> line.> But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the> collection plate last> Sunday.> > I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other> on the sidewalk.> But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local Mall.> > I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant> when you saw my> bike parked out front. But you didn't see me attending> a meeting to raise> more money for the hurricane relief.> > I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I> rode by. But you> didn't see me riding behind you when you flicked your> cigarette butt out> the car window.> > I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But> you didn't see> me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the> homeless.> > I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me> and my friends cut> ten inches off for Locks of Love.> > I saw you roll your eyes at our Leather jackets and gloves.> But you didn't>

Biker Festival
The Angel City Spring Rally is usually held the third week of April. It starts on Thursday and ends on Sunday. It is held at a camp site off of Interstate I-75 Exit 122 in Unadilla, Georgia. This year is Thunder Roads 10th Anniversary and they are have parties thought the year in celebration of it. http://www.thunderroadsmagazine.com We had a great time and look foreward to the fall rally on October 8th - 11th, 2009. Come on out and join us this fall, you won't be disapointed. Check out the Angel City info at: http://www,angelcityrally.com

Biker Rally In Leesburg
The Leesburg Rally was held on April 23 - April 26, 2009 in Leesburg, Florida. Next to Daytona Spring Bike Week this is the one of those that really kick of the Spring biking season for our northern biker brothers and sisters. This town really puts out the red carpet and all the bars and clubs look foreward to us bikers coming down and spending our hard earned money at their events. Some of the happening places are: Frank's Place, Sports Time Bar & Grill, Kickstands Saloon, Zellwood Pub & Cafe, Shea's, Jalopy Joe's, The Frosy Mug, Big Dog Saloon, Oasis Saloon, Pirates Pub, The Hideaway and many others. Check out the Leesburg Bike Fest at: http://leesburgbikefest.com See you there next year. Future dates: 2010-April 23,24,252011-April 15,16,172012-April 27,28,292013-April 26,27,28 2014-April 25,26,272015-April 24,25,26

Biker Rights Organization
For anyone who does not know what ABATE is, it is a Motorcycle Rights organization formed to protect the biker community from harmful legislation like banning certain motorcycle from highways, communities, towns, federal and state parks and resorts. Many places have started banning motorcyclist from certain parts of towns or complete banning all together. Re-zoning areas that cause motorcycle related businesses to close or sell out all-together. They also help repeal helmet laws and other restrictive laws like the ones being down in several states on independent manufacturers of custom bikes and aftermarket parts for all motorcyles. If you ride a motorcycle or just want to support the motorcycle community, please join with your locale ABATE group or contact the Georgia ABATE at: http://www.abatega.org E-mail: sheilaqp@yahoo.com or info@abatega.org and abatega@bellsouth.net Help us motorcyclist keep our rights o ride what we want because it could be you they restrict your right to

The Biker
I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line.But, you didn't see me, put an extra $100.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk.But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall.I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant.But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by.But, you didn't see me, riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children.But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.I saw you, stare at my long hair.But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather jackets and gloves.But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate our old ones to those that had none.I saw you, look in

The Biker...
tHE BIKER I saw you; hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $100.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you; pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you; change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But, you didn't see me, riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, y

A Biker's Wish
A man was riding his Harley along a California beach whensuddenly the sky clouded above his head... In a boomingvoice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to befaithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."The biker pulled over and said,"Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."The Lord said, "Your request ismaterialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for thatkind of undertaking; the supports required to reach thebottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it wouldtake! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify yourdesire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think ofsomething that could possibly help mankind."The biker thought about it for a long time... Finally, he said,"Lord,I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; Iwant to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking,why she cries, what she means when she says nothing'swrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four

The Biker
THE BIKER* I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk.But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall.I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But, you didn't see me, riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather jackets and gloves.But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate our old ones to those that had none. I

A Bikers Poem
JUST A BIKERBut, You Didn't See MeI saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line.But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk..But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall.I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant.But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by.But, you didn't see me, riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children.But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.I saw you, stare at my long hair.But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves.But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate our old coats and glov

Bikers
BIKERSFor all who Know Motorcycle RidersI saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line.But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on thesidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall.I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant.But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more moneyfor the hurricane relief.I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by.But, you didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked yourcigarette butt out the car window.I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children.But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys tothe homeless.I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and myfriends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves.But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate our old coats and g

Bike Week In Daytona Beach!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Gang it's Greg Lee! Start making plans for the summer!! It's gonna be WET AND WILD!!!! GL Entertainment Group and the Oasis Tiki Bar and Grill PresentsBIKE WEEK DAYTONA 2010!!!! Feb 26th thru March 7thdoors open at 11am 18 and up FREE 21 to DRINKFountain Beach Resort313 S. Atlantic Ave.Daytona Beach, FL Kick off BIKE WEEK with Greg Lee. There will be special events and contests. BIKER Bikini Contest, Beer Drinking Contest, Beer Pong Tournaments and Live Music all day long. There will be after hours party in the Bar with Karaoke and more. $2.00 Drafts $2.50 Bottles well and shot specials all week long!!!! PRIZES AND GIVEAWAYS!!!!!!

Bikers Wish To All
THE BIKER When you see us moving past you quickly: Don't take offense or think we're trying to "show off". Ninety five percent of the time, we're trying to get out of your blind spot or taking ourselves out of a potential dangerous situation that has evolved around us. Distancing ourselves from you does not mean we want to race, but that we're giving ourselves the edge we need at the moment. When you hear our horn: Don't take offense or think we're trying to aggravate you. All we're doing is letting you know where we are in relation to you on the road, and we're more than likely aware of your inattentiveness to us while you're talking on a cell phone, eating, reading or involved in some other distracting aspect to your driving. It's important to us, and you, that you know we're there. When you hear our loud pipes: Don't become angry and hostile toward us. Yes, some are quite loud, but for some, there's a purpose behind being loud. It's about letting you know we're close by and we're co

Biker Rap:......omg....what Have We Started....lmaoo!!
SOOOOoooo....here is MY contribution to the *biker rap*....This is NOT for the faint at heart....so if you're easily offended....DO NOT read this....LMAOO!! (now....let's see YOUR best biker rap....OrNot....LOL)... Big old biker rollin down the road....swervin & swayin' to miss a toad....got around the corner and what did he see....some big ass chick wearin' boots to her knees....tried to flag the biker for a ride on back....dude kept rollin..he never looked back....next ride passed and it blew on by....bitch shot the finger with the devil in her eye....she kept on walkin on down the road....and on her mind..PIE ALA MODE! Biker dude took a different way home....afraid that gorilla chick was still on the roam....and what do ya know the next day he sees....the hitch hikin chick down on her knees....THEN he knew..without a doubt....it wasn't his bike..but his money and clout....he hooked up later with all his boys....and mentioned that chick and her kinky toys....most broads hitch hike

The Bikers Prayer
Oh Great Maker, in the sky, grant me safety as I ride by., Protect me now as I ride today, ride with me on a straight & smooth Highway. Thank you for This Harley I ride, There's nothing else like it, though many have tried. Protect my family and these colors I wear, may their journey be a long and straight one 'cause I know you care. Watch over us , as we ride today, give us nerves of steel, and quick reaction to get out of harms way. Finally Lord put an Angel on our shoulder, and follow your path we will try, this we promise you 'til we become " Ghost Riders In The Sky." AMEN

Bikes Are Packed
Our bikes are packed. The pets (dogs, cat, parrots, chickens) have clean bedding, full tummies, fresh water, and are all set. I'm geared up and ready to hit the road. Angel, if you read this, we're coming to your town so I'll call you. Tonight will be spent at our ranch where we have a few things to take care of before leaving for 3 weeks. I'm sure there are a few pounds of blackberries needing picking and some nectarines and peaches. Tomorrow will have us riding up to my daughter's house to celebrate my grandbaby's first birthday. All 3 of my girls will be there. I suppose my husband and son-in-law can find something manly to talk about but GOOD LUCK with that! Friday we roll east. We'll be meeting up with a Fubar friend and his wife who ride for a few hours then my husband and I will peel off to our destination. That's where we'll meet up with a group of around 15 bikes for the ride east. I'll blog to you later. *low wave* Lisa Ann *Drama Queen*

The Biker
"THE BIKER" I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection outside the store as I walked in. I saw you; pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you , roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But, you didn't see me, riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather jackets and gloves. But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate our old ones t

Biker Wisdom
Midnight Bugs taste Best Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need. NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench Never try to race an old Geezer, he may have one more gear than you. Home is where your Harley sits still long enough to leave a few drops of oil on the ground. You'll get farther down the road if you learn to use more than two fingers on the front brake. Routine maintenance should never be neglected It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror. Never be afraid to slow down. Only Bikers understand why dogs love to stick their heads out car windows. Harley's don't leak oil; they mark their territory. Never ask a biker for directions if you're in a hurry to get there. Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise. Pie and Coffee are as important as gasoline. Sometimes it takes a whole tankful of gas before you can think

A Bikers Poem
He rides his trusty steed made of steel chrome and rubber,cruising the blacktop highways in the spring and all summer.Its the ride not the destination that matters the most,sometimes he takes the lead,sometimes he won't.He rides all day he rides all night,the moon and the stars are so pretty and bright.He lives to ride,He rides to live,he ride for charity,its important to give.When people ask where is his home,He says there it is,His trusty steed made of steel,painted black and lots of chrome.When he gets to old the bikers will say,remember that guy...he was ok.He was to tired to ride that sunny day,so he pulled to the side and died in his own way.He went as he lived with the sun in his face,He died next to his trusty steed with dignity and grace.Lee aka EZ RIDER.

A Bikers Story...
A Biker story A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit a suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?" So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss. After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

Biker Joke
Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck untilone day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it.The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 yearsold. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition.He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in suchgreat condition for 10 years.'Well, it's quite simple, really,' says the seller, 'whenever thebike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain.'And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet herparents. Naturally, they take the bike there.But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says,'I have to tell you something about my family before we go in.''When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person whosays anything during dinner has to do the dishes.''No problem,' he says. And in they go.Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a

Bike Rally
River City Bikers Rally 2011 Date/Time Tuesday July 26 2011 Sunday July 31 2011 Independents & MC Clubs Event Description Bikers Event held in Memphis Tn., Where you get to meet old & new friends.. Places to go & see.. Cold beer & hot food of different kinds..Campout in tents, RV's welcome an has RV Hook-up..Music 24/7..No PetsLocation Memphis Tn.Midsouth Fairgrounds 940 E. Parkway South 901-502-4710

Bike Vs Car
I saw you when you looked at me in my bike gear and hugged your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra £10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other in town. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local kids disco. I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the disaster relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But, you didn't see me, riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for charity. I saw you, roll your eyes at my leather jacket and gloves. But,

Bikers
They dress real rough And act real tough The leathers they wear Give most people quite a scare Filled with patched, colors and such That remind us of how much Different they are from most Many don’t like to brag or boast About the things they’ve said and done Sometimes in the name of fun Naked women, loud music and an occasional fight Without that the party just wouldn’t seem right Many people fear them Through this fear they are quick to condemn them

Bikers (pt. 2)
Underneath that rough exterior Lies a heart that couldn’t be superior The things they do around the world Riding proud with their flags unfurled For causes in which they believe Some marked by a patch on the sleeve Of the leathers that they wear To some this gives quite a scare To see a group of bikers ride by Gives me a natural high Especially when I see my dad’s bike I get all excited like a little tyke Cause I know it’s my time to ride And wave to those who stand there wide eyed The feeling of freedom is so complete There is nothing in this world that can compete

Biker Mama
I ride purely, and only, because it is fun. I ride because I enjoy the freedom I feel from being exposed to the elements, and the vulnerability to the danger that is intrinsic to riding. I do not ride because it is fashionable to do so. I ride my machine, not wear it. My machine is not a symbol of status. It exists simply for me, and me alone. My machine is not a toy. It is an extension of my being, and I will treat it accordingly, with the same respect as I have for myself. I strive to understand the inner-workings of my machine, from the most basic to the most complex. I will learn everything I can about my machine, so that I am reliant upon no one but myself for its health and well-being. I strive to constantly better my skill of control over my machine. I will learn its limits, and use my skill to become one with my machine so that we may keep each other alive. I am the master, it is the servant. Working together in harmony, we will become an invincible team. I do not fear death. I

The Bikers Road
The Bikers Road Raise the door or just take off the cover,there she sits just waiting for us to hover.Our first glance we know she waits,just as our mind anticipates.As we sit on the seat, a turn of the key,we know for sure this is the way it should be.Pull out the drive and head down the street,whether we are alone or heading to a meet.The direction that we take as the wind hits our face,remember it's about the joy, not about winning a race.The curves, the hairpins, or just the straights,with every lean, there's just something about the path we take.It's the feeling we get as we straddle of course,a passion and a love upon that steel horse.So as we roll along and feel the ground,with every throttle twist taking in the sound.Be aware of the others as your mind clears the load,hoping they remember this too is "The Bikers Road"

Bikini Contest
We're working on getting hot bodies put together for our first annual Bikini Pic Photo Contest! For more details, or to tell a friend, go to this profile and wait for things to load. The details and the information on the contest including PRIZES are there! Make note that there are some awesome ways to build bonus points before you ever start. So, let your friends know or enter yourself, as we are looking for the hottest bikini pic here on CT! Muahz Tiff and The Texas Flames!

Bikini Contest Begins! (entries Open Til June 13)
Come on by the profile and check out our special Bikini Pics Contest being held now through Jul 3. Use this link to find the girls from the Texas Car-B-Q June 2007 Bikini Contest!: http://cherrytap.com/images.php?u=305222&albumid=383364 We'll take entries up until June 13 and we're excited to have the five sexy women competing! Please make sure to rate and comment these ladies, as they earn points for both! muahz Tiff and The Texas Flames!

Bikini Voting Under Way And Southern Hotties Crew
Okay...first: The voting for our first photo contest is under way and June's Bikini Contest is rolling! If you want to drop in and vote, here's the link! http://cherrytap.com/images.php?u=305222&albumid=383364 Plus, I've opened a new lounge called Southern Hotties Crew which is at: http://cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=8012 Please drop in and become a member, and we're looking for DJ's, Hostesses and Promoters, as well as just fun people to hang out in the lounge! Come see us! Muahz Tiff and The Texas Flames

Bikini Contest Winners!
Congratulations to "Don't Even Bother", our 2007 Texas Car-B-Q Bikini Photo Contest Winner! She won a one week blast and a Texas Flames T-Shirt! Also earning blasts were: Payton Guerra (3 Day Blast) Riddin Dirty (1 Day Blast)

Bikini-clad Reporter Filmed
My cuzin say thet gurl probly a GREEF COWNSELOR Bikini-Clad Reporter Filmed At Home of Missing Mom (CBS) CHICAGO A Chicago television reporter is in hot water over her technique in pursuing a source in the disappearance of Lisa Stebic. The Plainfield mother was last seen by her husband, Craig Stebic, on April 30, and there has been no sign of her since despite an intense investigation and repeated searches. Craig Stebic is not talking to police, but as CBS station WBBM-TV in Chicago reports, he appears to be talking to a local reporter. A video captured Friday shows WMAQ-TV reporter Amy Jacobson wearing a bikini and wrapped in a towel at Craig Stebic's home. Also seen in the video are Stebic himself, his sister from Iowa, and Jacobson's two children. WBBM-TV shared the video with Northwestern University journalism professor Michele Weldon. "Clearly, this is a conflict of interest," Weldon said. Weldon said it represents a case of gravely crossing a journalisti

Bikini
how is it that my pics of me in a bikini were tagged as nsfw and people can have blasts of themselves or primary photos of themselves especialy ladies less clad than that with out getting their accounts threatened to be deleted? my boobs are not that big and they are not about to fall out of my top !!! sure im showing a little belly ands leg but im not spread eagle on the floor touching my self or bendind over with my ass all up in the air! honestly guys ! whos in charge of rating pics for nsfw any way and guys.. ive seen your albums too and some of you are showing every inch of yourselves to the world ive seen women on here absolutely naked with sex toys in un mentionable places yet a photo of me in a bikini is tagged nsfw?? then i dont ever want to see a pic of a shirtless guy on here again either plus isnt this an online bar? should you be here while you r at work? should any one under 21 b here ? why r you here if you r at work? do you get paid to be on ct ? would yo

Bikini Contest
I JUST WOULD LIKE TO DO ANOTHER JUST FOR FUN CONTEST WITH WOMEN WHO ARE WILLING TO SHOW A LIL SKIN HERE AND THERE MOSTLY YOUR BELLY BACK LEGS ARMS YEP YOU GUESSED IT I AM WILLING TO RUN IT IF YOU WILL BE IN IT A BIKINI CONTEST COME ON IN AND HAVE SOME FUN WHILE DOING IT YES ITS A COMMENT BAM BOOM BOMB AND BOMBING YOUR SELF IS ALOUD OK DONT BE SHY THERE IS PLENTY OF ROOM FOR EVERYONE

24 Bikini Babes
With the addition of the final 8 this month, we now have 24 bikini clad Carolina cuties in our Summer 07 Special Feature Bikini Babes! Find a cool spot and enjoy viewing them all! Charlie http://charliesimages.com

Bikini Contest
Please rate and comment me on the contest....This was a candid bikini pic and not meant for a contest, so I could use lots of help! Thank you! Robin http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=672595&albumid=449839&i=3139875674 Or go to The Southern Gentleman's profile under my family

2008 Biking Records
6.41 MILES - 28:57 - 13.285MPH - 4.516MPM - 1/21/08 (1) 4.89 MILES - 24:28 - 11.992MPH - 5.003MPM- 1/22/08 (2) 5.91 MILES - 29:52 - 11.873MPH - 5.054MPM - 1/11/08 (old record) 0.18 MILES - 0:55 - 11.782MPH - 5.092MPM - 1/20/08 (3) 5.95 MILES - 31:23 - 11.376MPH - 5.275MPM - 1/19/08 (4) 25.98 MILES - 2:18:05 - 11.289MPH - 5.315MPM - 1/20/08 (5) 4.72 MILES - 25:17 - 11.201MPH - 5.357MPM - 1/14/08 4.72 MILES - 25:34 - 11.077MPH - 5.417MPM - 1/16/08 0.18 MILES - 1:01 - 10.623MPH - 5.648MPM - 1/20/08 4.72 MILES - 26:52 - 10.541MPH - 5.692MPM - 1/18/08 4.72 MILES - 27:33 - 10.279MPH - 5.837MPM - 1/14/08 1.91 MILES - 11:27 - 10.009MPH - 5.995MPM - 1/12/08 1.35 MILES - 8:06 - 10.000MPH - 6.000MPM - 1/18/08 4.72 MILES - 29:44 - 9.525MPH - 6.299MPM - 1/17/08 1.20 MILES - 7:41 - 9.371MPH - 6.403MPM - 1/16/08 4.72 MILES - 30:15 - 9.362MPH - 6.409MPM - 1/15/08 5.09 MILES - 32:05 - 9.519MPH - 6.303MPM - 1/21/08 1.20 MILES - 8:37 - 8.356MPH - 7.181MPM - 1/17/08

Bikini Contest
Bikini Contest!! Welcome to the 2008 summer bash Military bikini contest. There will be an unlimited amount of contestants of women in military bikini's. The pic must contain the following: ***Specific branch such as Marines-Army-Air force-Navy-National Guard Coast Guard ***Taken by a digital camera and must be current from 7/6/08-7/14/08 ***A Salute made to the armed forces with your message to them ***NO DRAMA ***U must email me on fubar with a current picture saved in your default folder that i can rip for contest and your name so i can add it to the picture *CLICK ANY PICTURE TO GO TO MY (THE VIPER) PROFILE* PRIZES: Grand Prize: 7 day Blast to win you must have reached 50k comments by midnight of 8/15/08 2nd Place: A 1 Month Vip membership (1 m

Bikini Waxing Is Not For Sissies
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I'm rockin' tonite - I'm walkin' on air Gonna find me some trouble - gonna grab my share I want ya tonite - I want ya with me Make me guilty of love in the first degree You want it all right... we're goin' in style Say you walk right - you talk right - and your hair's so wild Snow-white - hey that's not what I mean We go down in the shadows and crawl between Moonlight in the city brings the magic to your eyes Freezin' a moment - leave me paralyzed Breathe an emotion - set it dancin' in my ear Bring on the rhythm when I hold you near Take me in your arms - roll me through the night Take me to your heart - rock me tonite You do it all right - you're passion to see You been schooled in the art of romancin' me Hold tight - you're in for a ride Can you feel the blood poundin' way down inside No one's stoppin' us now - We go down, down where the music's loud If it's all night - hey that's all right by me Go and play on my love - play it all for me Life's nev

Billy Squire: In The Dark
Life isn't easy from the singular side Down in the hole some emotions are hard to hide It's your decision it's a chance that you take It's on your head it's a habit that's hard to break Do you need a friend would you tell no lies Would you take me in are you lonely in the dark... You never listen to the voices inside They fill your ears as you run to a place to hide You're never sure if the illusion is real You pinch yourself but the mem'ries are all you feel Can you break away from your alibis Can you make a play will you meet me in the dark... Don'tcha need me...hey, hey Don'tcha need me...oh yea Don'tcha leave me...hey, hey Don'tcha need me...oh yea You take no int'rest no opinion's too dear You make the rounds and you try to be so sincere You guard your hopes and you pocket your dreams You'd trade it all to avoid an unpleasant scene Can you face the fire when you see me there Can you feel the fire will you love me in the dark...

Billy Connolly's Chain Letter
Hello, my name is Billy and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Scotland with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show. And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we? Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day! What a bunch of bullshit. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour. Screw 'em!! If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've se

The Bill Of Non-rights
We The People..... Of The United States "We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines.... We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are so confused by the Bill of Rights that they require a Bill of NON-Rights." ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything. ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full

Bill Maher On The Demise Of America's Youth.
We demonize Mark Foley but ignore the industries medicating children and making them fat, and even open our schools to people trying to kill them -- military recruiters. By Bill Maher Oct. 13, 2006 | If you think the worst thing Congress doesn't protect young people from is Mark Foley, wake up and smell the burning planet. The ice caps are cracking, the coral reefs are bleaching, and we're losing two species an hour. The birds have bird flu, the cows have mad cow, and our poisoned groundwater has turned spinach into a side dish of mass destruction. Our schools are shooting galleries, our beaches are cancer wards, and under George W. Bush -- for the first time in 45 years -- our country's infant mortality rate actually went up. Read the labels on your food. It turns out the healthiest thing you can put in your body is Mark Foley's penis. He was probably the first fruit those pages ever came into contact with that wasn't drenched in pesticide. But that's America for you --

Bill Of Rights
MY Bill of Rights I have the right to ask for what I want. I have the right to keep my personal life to myself. I have the right to. say no to requests or demands I can't meet. I have the right to be faceless and nameless. I have the right to express all of my feelings, positive or negative. I have the right to be blameless. I have the right to change my mind. I have the right to make mistakes and not have to be perfect. I have the right to follow my own values and standards. I have the right to say no. I have the right not to be responsible for others. I have the right to be angry at someone I like. I have the right to my own needs for personal space and time. I have the right to be playful and frivolous. I have the right to change and grow. I have the right to be treated with dignity and respect.

Billy Joel
Oh, oh, oh For the longest time Oh, oh, oh For the longest If you said goodbye to me tonight There would still be music left to write What else could I do I'm so inspired by you That hasn't happened for the longest time Once I thought my innocence was gone Now I know that happiness goes on That's where you found me When you put your arms around me I haven't been there for the longest time Oh, oh, oh For the longest time Oh, oh, oh For the longest I'm that voice you're hearing in the hall And the greatest miracle of all Is how I need you And how you needed me too That hasn't happened for the longest time Maybe this won't last very long But you feel so right And I could be wrong Maybe I've been hoping too hard But I've gone this far And it's more than I hoped for Who knows how much further we'll go on Maybe I'll be sorry when you're gone I'll take my chances I forgot how nice romance is I haven't been there for the longest time I had se

Bill Gates Message
Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! To anyone with kids of any age, here's some advice. Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world. Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it! Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity. Rule 6: If

Bill Gates Writes Santa
Billy Gates writes to Santa Dear Santa, How are you doing? I hope you've had a successful year and have come up with a lot of interesting toys. It's really neat how you're able to do that year after year. I guess that's how you stay number one in the Christmas presents business business. Christmas Present Actually, I admire the way you run Christmas. You really have a handle on it. You find out what people want (with letters like this and having kids tell you in person), and then you make the presents and control how they are delivered. It's an impressive operation. I also like how you've got it to where when somebody says "Christmas presents," people automatically think Santa Claus. What a marketing advantage. Best of all, even though you're a huge success, people still don't know much about your private life. It's just rumors. That's so neat. I think being at the North Pole helps. That was a good move. For example, when you're designing toys, only your elves know what you

$20.00 Bill
Sometimes we just need to be reminded! A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this. He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless. But

Billy's Christmas
i know alot of you out there arent fans of red sovine but i am.i have been since the days i drove otr.his songs are about real life experiance,much like emenem and others in the music biz. well this isnt about him,ok quit applauding.its about one of his songs,billy's christmas.many dont know the whole story and i wont tell it all either,now dang it quit with the applause again. the story is about a time when red solvine played santa several years ago. santa sees this young boy,barefoot and clantelly dressed.all the other children are wishing for their gifts but the boy just watches.finally santa calls out to the boy and they talk.the boy had been sleeping in cars and hadnt been home for days.his mom lived with a drunk and his dad was in prison. anyway,the boy says all he wants is for santa to take him to heaven to see god.he had been told god loved little children and maybe god would let him stay for awhile,the boy then closed his eyes.santa felt for a pulse and yelled someone call

Billy Idol- Rebel Yell
Rebel Yell Last night a little dancer Came dancin' to my door Last night a little angel Came pumping on the floor She said a come baby I've got a license for love And if it expires Pray help from above Because In the midnight hour She cried more, more, more With a rebel yell She cried more, more, more Owww In the midnight hour, babe More, more, more With a rebel yell More, more, more More, more, more She don't like slavery She won't sit and beg But when I'm tired and lonely She sees me to bed What set you free And brought you to me, babe What set you free I need you here by me Because In the midnight hour She cried more, more, more With a rebel yell She cried more, more, more Wowww In the midnight hour, babe More, more, more With a rebel yell More, more, more He lives in his own heaven Collects it to go from the seven eleven Well he's out all night to collect a fare Just so long, just so long it don't mess up his hair Oww ha I walk

Bill Gates(good Advice)
Subject: Bill Gates (Good reading - Great advice) > > >Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! To >anyone with kids of any age, here's some advice. > >Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did >not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically >correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality >and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world. > > >Rule 1 : Life is not fair - get used to it! > >Rule 2 : The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will >expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. > >Rule 3 : You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You >won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both. > >Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. > >Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents >had a di

Bill Parcells
So who the fuck didn't see this coming? Parcells "retires" - which is a kind way of saying "Peace out bitches, Jerry Jones is a pole smoking pussy and T.O. is Michael Irvin's butt pirate, and I am too good for this shit." Duh! Jerry Jones got what he wanted, he keeps the only other media whore close to his level and loses the one decent coach that team has had in a while. Granted, I hated staring at his man boobs every weekend, but hey, who am I to judge. I was waiting for him to come back looking like Angie Jolie next season and hoping T.O. would have been lost in an unfortunate accident. Pssst, I have someone working on that. What I heard today: I will give T.O. $40 for a bus ticket to Toledo to see the bust of Bill Parcells, because that is the only time he will ever be in there. LMMFAO! SO TRUE!

Bill Creates Special Death Certificate For Stillborn Infants
BILL CREATES SPECIAL DEATH CERTIFICATE FOR STILLBORN INFANTS By Rick Collins STATE HOUSE NEWS SERVICE Rick.Collins@statehousenews.com STATE HOUSE, BOSTON, JULY 25, 2002.....Minutes before Lynn Barbieri gave birth in April 2000, doctors detected a heartbeat coming from her soon-to-be-born daughter. But then something tragic happened and Barbieri's first child was delivered stillborn. Later, when she was putting together a small scrapbook and went to get a copy of her daughter's birth certificate from the local clerk, the Medford resident was stunned and hurt to find out there wouldn't be one because her baby hadn't lived for an hour outside of the womb. "I carried her full term, for 40 weeks like any other woman, spent hours in labor pushing, went through the whole delivery just like a regular birth, except I didn't bring a baby home alive," she said. "I gave birth and they were saying, 'No you didn't.'" Barbieri said the news set her back in recovering from the tragedy, b

Bill Would Nip Microchips In Humans
Scripps Howard News Service | January 28, 2007 ALAN GATHRIGHT DENVER -- For years, people have been implanting tiny microchips under their pet's skin so that if Rover's collar slips off, there's still a way to find him if he wanders away. Now a state lawmaker has added a twist to that concept with a bill that would make it a misdemeanor for anyone to require two-legged critters to have a microchip implanted under their skin. Under the bill, employers could not track workers' movements, for example. Democratic Rep. Mary Hodge said she introduced it as a "proactive measure" at the urging of Adams County's head librarian. He fears that "microchipping" people could become the next Big Brother tactic of a federal government whose use of warrantless telephone eavesdropping and the Patriot Act in the war on terror has alarmed civil libertarians. The bill is cracking up some Capitol pols. "Is this a problem? Do we have gangs of post-apocalyptic 'Terminator'-style cyb

Bill Of Rights Have Been Broken By Cody
Bill of Rights and what is going on This is to show you the Bill of Rights and how President Bush and his people have broken it! I have written down below a little more about how bad it's getting. All fax in this are true and can be looked up easily. I feel as a United States Citizen I have the right to let you know and to speak out. We all have heard the word Patriot. Patriot means - one who loves his or her country and supports its interests. Well I don't support how our country is treating us. Amendment I Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances. # 1 ) The President in all his speech's always talks about God and throws his Faith in our face's. He also didn't stand up for the soldier who was Wiccan and The Government wouldn't let him have a Wic

Bill Simmons: Super Douche
The Sports Douche is happy the Super Bowl is being held in a "real" city. Yeah, Bill. Miami's a great town. Here's hoping he gets mugged, shot and/or is solicited by a Dominican to perform fellatio this week.

~~bill's At It Again, What An Asshole~
Dear Abby, My Husband is a cheat and liar. He cheated on me from the beginning. When I confront him he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job 6 years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do? Signed/Clueless Dear Clueless, Grow up and dump him. Good grief woman, you don't need him anymore. You're a United States Senator from New York; Act like one

Bill Simmons: Super Douche Part Ii
LOS ANGELES—Pop-culture enthusiast and sportswriter Bill Simmons, a regular columnist for ESPN's Page 2, was evidently suffering from genre confusion earlier this week when he picked Martin Scorsese's The Departed to win Super Bowl XLI. "The Departed just has a ton of upside that you can't ignore—it's got great chemistry, it keeps up the intensity all the way through, and it's got a hungry underdog coach who hasn't won the big one," Simmons wrote, adding that The Departed's only weakness may be that the film "lacks a clear cut offensive MVP to fill the role Brandon Walsh played for the great Dallas Cowboys dynasties." "This pick has nothing to do with my obvious hometown bias, but the city of Boston deserves to win the Oscar, especially after Mystic River's 2004 collapse when it eventually succumbed to Billy Crystal's heartbreaking missed field goal." Simmons added that if The Departed doesn't win the Super Bowl, it will be eerily reminiscent of the time the expansion Florida Marlins "

Bill Clinton
It doesn't matter what party you belong to -- this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women. Even now? Look at him ... his wife works, and he don't! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water. Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one." The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I sol

Bill And Hillary.
Hillary Clinton called Bill into her office one day and said, 'Bill, I have a great idea! I know how we can win back middle America and secure my presidential victory in 2008'. 'Great, but how so you propose we go about that, asked Bill? Well, Hillary responds, We'll go down to a local Wal-Mart, get some cheezy clothes and shoes, like most middle Americans wear and then we'll stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador. When we look the part we'll go to a nice old country bar in middle America, and we'll show them that we really enjoy the Countryside and show admiration and respect for the hard working people living there". A few days later, all decked out and with the prerequisite Labrador at heel, they set off from New York in a westerly direction. Eventually they arrived at just the place they were looking for. With dog in tow they walk into the bar. They step up to the bar and the Bartender takes a step back and say's, "aren't you Bill and Hillary Clinton?" Hillary answers, "

Bill Gates V. General Motors
For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way Computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the Computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we Would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon." In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving Cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part): 1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash........ Twice a day. 2. Every time they repainted the lines in th e road, you would have to buy a new car. 3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You Would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut Off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could cont

Bill & Hillary Hit The Campaign Trail
Hillary Clinton called Bill into her office one day and said, 'Bill, I have a great idea! I know how we can win back middle America and secure my presidential victory in 2008'. 'Great, but how do you propose we go about that, asked Bill? Well, Hillary responds, We'll go down to a local Wal-Mart, get some cheezy clothes and shoes, like most middle Americans wear and then we'll stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador. When we look the part we'll go to a nice old country bar in middle America, and we'll show them that we really enjoy the Countryside and show admiration and respect for the hard working people living there". A few days later, all decked out and with the requisite Labrador at heel, they set off from New York in a westerly direction. Eventually they arrived at just the place they were looking for. With dog in tow they walk into the bar. They step up to the bar and the Bartender takes a step back and say's, " aren't you Bill and Hillary Clinton?" Hill

Bill Gates Vs. General Motors!! (hilarious!!)
GATES vs. GM For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon." In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part): 1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash........Twice a day. 2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car. 3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you coul