It doesn't matter what party you belong to -- this is hilarious.
From a show on Canadian TV there was a black
comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was
the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.
Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him ... his wife works, and he
don't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.
Manufacturers announced today that they will be
stocking America's
shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its
line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly
swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only
President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes."
ya gotta love it.
