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A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when
suddenly the sky clouded above his head... In a booming
voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be
faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said,
"Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is
materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that
kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the
bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would
take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your
desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of
something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a  long time... Finally, he said,

"Lord,
I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I
want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking,
why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's
wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."




The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

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