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Bipartisan Betrayal
With immigration, as with other issues, the most important decision is: Who is to make the decision? It should be too obvious for words that decisions about who is to come into the United States and live among Americans should be made in the United States by Americans. In reality, however, for years that decision has been made in Mexico by Mexicans and by others who chose to cross the border from Mexico into the United States with impunity, knowing that even if they were caught, they would at worst be turned back — and could try again. Many would not even have to face that. They would be released within the United States, with instructions to report back to the authorities for legal proceedings. But why should they be expected to obey that legal requirement when they did not obey the law against crossing the border in the first place? None of these facts is news. Nor is it rocket science to figure out what the consequences have been and will be. Both political parti
Bipartisan Bill To Improve Va Services For Blind Veterans
Hagel Introduces Bipartisan Bill to Improve VA Services for Blind Veterans Authorizes Scholarship Program for Students Seeking Training in Blind Rehabilitation http://hagel.senate.gov/index.cfm?FuseAction=PressReleases.Detail&PressRelease_id=219541&Month=6&Year=2007 June 21st, 2007 - Washington, D.C. - U.S. Senator Chuck Hagel (R-NE) introduced legislation today that would help the Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) meet the increasing demands of today’s blind veteran population. Senators Barack Obama (D-IL) and Sherrod Brown (D-OH), both members of the Senate Veteran Affairs Committee, joined Hagel as original cosponsors of the legislation. The legislation directs the Secretary of Veterans Affairs to establish a scholarship program for students seeking a degree or training in the area of blind rehabilitation. Recipients of the scholarship would be required to work at least three years in the VA system. “Service members sacrificing for our country in a time of war
The "bi-partisan" Big Government Health Plan
Earlier this week, the Senate Finance Committee passed the health careproposal championed by Sen. Max Baucus (D-MT). The 14-9 vote reflectsa strong partisan split: Maine's Olympia Snowe was the only Republicanto vote for the measure. Nonetheless, the Left now claims the vote asa "high water mark for 'bipartisanship' in health care reform."The nine dissenting Republicans on the committee argued, correctly,that the Baucus bill raises taxes and paves the way for a Washingtontakeover of the health care industry."Now all of the bills will be merged together behind closed doors,"writes The Heritage Foundation's Conn Carroll in The Morning Bell."All the bills are fundamentally flawed and will only get worse as theleaders in the House and Senate have to commit to actual details," heexplains. These "details" will likely include elements common to the Left'svarious proposals:*  A hefty price tag that will sharply increase federal spending --meaning more taxes -- and add to the already balloonin
Bi-partisan Bill To End Hepatitis Epidemic In America
http://www.aasld.org/journals/111209/Pages/RepHondaIntroducesBi-PartisanBilltoEndHepatitisEpidemicinAmerica.aspx       Rep Honda Introduces Bi-Partisan Bill to End Hepatitis Epidemic in America  | Congressman Michael Honda (D-CA), chairman of the Congressional Asian Pacific American Caucus, introduced the bi-partisan Viral Hepatitis and Liver Cancer Control and Prevention Act of 2009, to address a national Hepatitis B and Hepatitis C epidemic impacting America. The bill incorporates the monitoring, testing and research and education provisions contained in the Hepatitis B and Hepatitis C bills from the 110th Congress. Rep Honda’s bi-partisan legislation was drafted in strong partnership with Reps. Charles Dent (R-PA), Edolphus Towns (D-NY), William Cassidy (R-LA), David Wu (D-OR) and Anh “Joseph” Cao (R-LA). They are joined as original co-sponsors by Reps. Todd Platts (D-PA), Delegate Donna M. Christensen (D-VI), Barbara Lee (D-CA), Bobb
Bi-partisan Bill To End Hepatitis Epidemic In America ( Ty To Msdesa!!!)
  http://www.aasld.org/journals/111209/Pages/RepHondaIntroducesBi-PartisanBilltoEndHepatitisEpidemicinAmerica.aspx       Rep Honda Introduces Bi-Partisan Bill to End Hepatitis Epidemic in America  | Congressman Michael Honda (D-CA), chairman of the Congressional Asian Pacific American Caucus, introduced the bi-partisan Viral Hepatitis and Liver Cancer Control and Prevention Act of 2009, to address a national Hepatitis B and Hepatitis C epidemic impacting America. The bill incorporates the monitoring, testing and research and education provisions contained in the Hepatitis B and Hepatitis C bills from the 110th Congress. Rep Honda’s bi-partisan legislation was drafted in strong partnership with Reps. Charles Dent (R-PA), Edolphus Towns (D-NY), William Cassidy (R-LA), David Wu (D-OR) and Anh “Joseph” Cao (R-LA). They are joined as original co-sponsors by Reps. Todd Platts (D-PA), Delegate Donna M. Christensen (D-VI), Barbara Lee (D-CA),
Bi Personals
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Bipedal
There are some women on this site who behave as if they are bipedal female canines.
Biphobia
April 11th, 2008 Are you a Gold Star Lesbian? What do you mean you don’t know what one is? It’s a lesbian who’s never slept with a man, of course. Gold stars for the pure, no stars for the contaminated but repentant, and as for those greedy bisexuals… Well, what about those bisexuals? Those betraying, confused, promiscuous, untrustworthy fence-sitters that crept into the jolly LGBT acronym but will never know how it feels to be truly oppressed. What a joke. Bi folk get it twice of course – as well as straightforward homophobia, they also have to face biphobia from both the straight and gay community. But what, exactly, is biphobia? Cheryl Dobinson from bi zine The Fence describes it simply as “any type of discrimination, oppression or prejudice that is directed at or specifically affects bisexual people.” The ‘hilarious’ Gold Star Lesbian label, for example. And if it’s not prejudice masquerading as humour, it’s prejudice wrapped in ignorance. “There’s this presumption that
Bipolar
nOT THAT i NEEDED TO TAKE THIS ....LOL....I'M ALREADY A CERTIFIED NUT CASE.....LOL You Are 76% Bipolar You're more than moody - you're a bit unstable. If your mood swings are effecting your life, you may need to seek help. Are You Bipolar?
Bipolar
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Bipolar
I am one of the millions of people who has this disorder.....and it's sucks ass!.... Bipolar Disorder Bipolar disorder (also known as manic depression) is a treatable illness marked by extreme changes in mood, thought, energy and behavior. It is not a character flaw or a sign of personal weakness. Bipolar disorder is also known as manic depression because a persons mood can alternate between the "poles" mania (highs) and depression (lows). This change in mood or "mood swing" can last for hours, days weeks or months. Bipolar disorder affects more than two million adult Americans. It usually begins in late adolescence (often appearing as depression during teen years) although it can start in early childhood or later in life. An equal number of men and women develop this illness (men tend to begin with a manic episode, women with a depressive episode) and it is found among all ages, races, ethnic groups and social classes. The illness tends to run in families and appears to have
Bipolar?
You Are 8% Bipolar You're so stable, people wonder if you're really human. You totally have your emotions under control - and know how to deal with life's ups and downs. Are You Bipolar?
Bipolar Hell...
well some of you know that i have been diagosed with bipolar. and it sucks. i have bipolar and major depression. the thing is is that i am currently not on medication. so my mood swings are horrible. my husband bears with me as best as he can, but i know that i am a total bitch when they hit. i am a reformed cutter. all through highschool i cut. i would cut my wrists, my ankles, and my arms up near my shoulders. i have the scars to prove it. i used to be a pill popper too. i tried to OD on anti depressants and also on sleeping pills. i thankfully had a few people who truly cared about me growing up and called my parents to have them rush me to the ER. i never had my stomach pumped, but i was always forced to ingest charcoal. not the greatest thing in the world. my junior year of highschool i was asked to leave until i was deemed no longer a threat to myself or those around me. i was asked to be seen by the mental institution near my house. i had a great counselor whom i
Bipolar, Paranoid Schizophrenic, Obsessive Compulsive, Anxiety Ridden Man Wanted!
I am a woman who has her life together. I am looking for a very special man! To start with, he must be heavily medicated. If you regularly find yourself drooling in a corner you have met requirement number one! Additionally, you must be very romantic. I have my own view of romance. Firstly, you must NEVER buy me a gift. Not for my birthday, not for Valentines Day and certainly not for Christmas. If the voices in your head tell you that you must make a purchase please restrict yourself to a card. Inside the card, no matter what the voices say, please write something lovely like I want to smell your butt. Scaling my balcony at four a.m. while serenading me with choruses of how I am trying to ruin your life will make me melt! Please drink profusely in every public place we go. I feel so needed when I have to carry you into the house and wash your piss stained pants. (LOL! I forgot to mention I like it when you are so drunk you can't control your bodily functions). I
Bipolar Bear
Bipolar Bear Current mood: weird looking at wedding gowns on Ebay...watching a wedding show on the TeeVee now that the power's back on. ::sigh:: i wanna get married someday...in the far, far future; when everyone has flying cars and we've cured AIDS and cancer. ::scoff:: and eugh! 'peach brandy' is freakin' disgusting. i'll stick to beer, wine, and mixed drinks. i'm just reminded how much i hate the taste of liquor. HATE. HAAAATE! ::gag:: also, i think i might be a little manic tonight...this is pretty new for me, i'm not quite sure what to do (other than stay up all night and chat someone's ear off). any of my lovely bipolar friendicles have any input or ideas?
Bipolar's Goodbye To A Sucidial Website
This sucidical website says it all the way to end are lifes is the way we make others crash and fall its not common that i come on here but it common i listen to others problems become like mine the problem of noone to listen or to let your mind unwinde this sucicidal website is what makes me understand why mine are no differnet then any other problems because i am the only one left to hand . because i may live a perfect life but my my problems are more then skin deep i was in the edge of hopelessness but then i herd god speak he said to me its your time to say goodbye to those who have not herd you yet he also said that it will be a offering that no one will forget i know this sucidial website has everyone at command to wounder who might just end up next on the news of a perfect life that was just abused becasue my life is perfect doesnt mean my problems are not like yours because i have bipolar doesnt mean im not to let you be the controller of my life to because my life is
Bi-polar
BI-POLAR I watch the people everyday, From my window to the world. Busy, rushing on their way, While I'm trapped inside this girl. People look and don't see my heart, They see someone you made. I walk and talk and do my part, In the flesh I've come to hate. My friends say I'm afraid to be The person deep inside. And so it seems I let you keep Me buried here alive. What happens if I choose to live, What happens then to you? Do you cease and disappear? We can't survive as two. ~Cherokee~ ©1998
Bipolar
WOW. just posted my first MUMM....kinda like the first hit of crystalmeth I ever took.....(don't do that nynmore) both high and low lol.....still gonna do the MUMM thingy tho......g
The Bipolar In Me
As some of you know I do suffer from a mental illness, but most are unaware. I now feel an urge to try an explain it's effects on me and give some insight on what it is like in my mind. In September 2003, I walked off my job, got in my car and drove. I didn't know where I was driving to or why. All I knew is that I had to get away. For approximately 2 to 3 hours I was missing. My friends, family and employer didn't know where I was. For that matter I didn't even know. I was stuck in y own world behind the wheel of a car driving to an unknown destination. Eventually I realized my cell phone was ringing in the passenger seat. It was my fiance (now my wife). She talked me home and once I arrived I went to the bedroom, curled up in a ball and laid there staring into nothingness. My now wife, immediately went to the phone book and found an emergency psych clinic to take me to then asked me to go and get checked out. For quite awhile everyone knew something just wasn't right with my b
Bi Polar Much?
chicagocubs081963: still up hon? Robyn: looks that way chicagocubs081963: how come? Robyn: why not? chicagocubs081963: ok...guess you are being a little rude....ttyl Robyn: um I am? chicagocubs081963: um...duh Robyn: I dont see where I was rude Robyn: well you're up now too, so I dont see why its strange that I'm up lol chicagocubs081963: you are not really easy to talk to Robyn: I'm not? chicagocubs081963: did i studder? Robyn: lots of people talk to me fine... chicagocubs081963: well i guess they have to get used to it....not me though chicagocubs081963: buh bye Robyn: I think you're the one being rude lol Robyn: I just figured it was kinda obvious I was still on since it says I'm online, but maybe I'm wrong Ok, then he gets in my shoutbox. Remember read from the bottom up: GoodGuy4U: rude GoodGuy4U: well thats because they dont mind ruce people ->GoodGuy4U: you haven't been on my Yahoo or my friends list for awhile lol ->GoodGuy4U: um ok lol no one else
Bipolar Hormonal Blog
OMG I am so hormonal,Im literally crying because of the ending of the Ugly Betty show, I hate this time of the month, anything sappy will make me cry, but I cant help it, it was sad, and if you watch the show you know what Im talkin about, sheesh, I feel dumb. But like I said Im hormonal.....haha bitch in heat,,,see mood swings lmaoooo...as always thanks for readin my crap!!!!
Bipolar...please Understand Me
Please Understand Me by Crystal Brooks When I cry for no apparant reason...understand.. When I stare off into space and seem to be in another world..please understand.. When my mind races from one subject to the next with no attention span..please understand.. When I am sleepless and up all hours of the night..please understand... When all I can do is sleep and getting out of bed is so terribly difficult..please understand.. When I am confused and irritable..please understand.. When I smile but behind the smile you see the pain..please understand... I am bipolar...please understand..
Bipolar
I forgot to add that not only do both my parents have it, but a few people in my family do as well. ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Pits are Angels in Disguise Date: Dec 5, 2007 4:30 PM ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Brit♥[[I didn't ask to be this way]] Date: Dec 5, 2007 3:24 PM I know what it's like. I've never been tested, but the chances are high. I just took an Bipolar Screening Test. I checked 25 out of 27 boxes. That's quite a bit. It gets really hard on me, and those that I am always around. Mainly Josh. I think that he gets the worst of it. I feel so bad about it afterwards, and I hate myself for it. I hope that I can get to see someone about being tested soon, so I can get this taken care of. I want people to know that even though sometimes it may feel as though you are the only one who has this, you aren't. There are many people out there, you aren't alone. I'm here for anyone who ever needs to
Bipolar High Rollers By Slow Suicide Stimulus
Bipolar
I am one of the millions of people who has this disorder.....and it's sucks ass!.... Bipolar Disorder Bipolar disorder (also known as manic depression) is a treatable illness marked by extreme changes in mood, thought, energy and behavior. It is not a character flaw or a sign of personal weakness. Bipolar disorder is also known as manic depression because a persons mood can alternate between the "poles" mania (highs) and depression (lows). This change in mood or "mood swing" can last for hours, days weeks or months. Bipolar disorder affects more than two million adult Americans. It usually begins in late adolescence (often appearing as depression during teen years) although it can start in early childhood or later in life. An equal number of men and women develop this illness (men tend to begin with a manic episode, women with a depressive episode) and it is found among all ages, races, ethnic groups and social classes. The illness tends to run in families and appears to have
Bipolar Mess!
Ugh so this guy who use to be my friend is no longer my friend because he is a bipolar mess... So the deal is i reposted and stickied a bully for Fat sonny... This person was pissed because he thought i said i hated sonny...Not True!!!! I NEVER SAID THAT! I said i was upset because he deleted me and wouldnt add me back... if the person would go back and look at message archives he would see that.. but no instead of listening to reason he goes and blocks me immediately from here and yahoo and then rejects my phone calls... I cant even explain myself or defend my self its basically i pissed him off and thats the end of our friendship. Which this guy i thought was my friend i decided to call and call and call to try and work out our friendship because thats what REAL friends do! Well instead of answering or even letting it go to voicemail he pickks up and hangs up! And then sends his little friend my number and has her call me to tell me to stop calling and i said not to be rude but
Bi-polar
Empathic whirlwind, scattered emotions feeding upon each other. Changing, merging, growing stronger. Confusion, uncertainty. Absolution sought. Condemnation gained. Weariness, regret for things unknown. Time slows and slows and slows. What was gained is lost. I must sleep before time stops completely. Ambivalent silence feeds my soul with despair. Seeds of decayed embryos planted in the sun scorched dust of my whithered heart sprout forth in hideous mockery of life blooming into sickly shadows that stretch across to block the light. Darkness rises.
Bipolar. This Is Me. Understand Or Dont.
Bipolar disorder, also known as manic-depressive illness, is a brain disorder that causes unusual shifts in a person’s mood, energy, and ability to function. Different from the normal ups and downs that everyone goes through, the symptoms of bipolar disorder are severe. They can result in damaged relationships, poor job or school performance, and even suicide. But there is good news: bipolar disorder can be treated, and people with this illness can lead full and productive lives. About 5.7 million American adults or about 2.6 percent of the population age 18 and older in any given year,1 have bipolar disorder. Bipolar disorder typically develops in late adolescence or early adulthood. However, some people have their first symptoms during childhood, and some develop them late in life. It is often not recognized as an illness, and people may suffer for years before it is properly diagnosed and treated. Like diabetes or heart disease, bipolar disorder is a long-term illness that must b
Bipolar Okay
Now alot of people are diagnosised with bipolar but this is the only thing they check for with and then diagnosis you. There are four types of mood episodes that can occur in bipolar disorder, each with a unique pattern of symptoms: Mania Hypomania Depression Mixed episode UMMMMMMMM COULDN'T WE BE ONE OF THOSE AT SOME POINT IN OUR LIVES..LIKE DEPRESSED????? AGAIN DRUGS AND TALKING FOR THIS
Bi-polar Or Self-centered
Lately on this site, I have been living on it way too long, changing too much than I want to. I seem to have forgotten all the real friends that I have on here, as I tend to rate/fan/add by the dozens hourily, and when online 13 or more hours lately, that is alot of humanity, which I seem to be glarily guilty of acknowledging. I have changed so much so fast on here, that I am losing focus of my persona on here, keep in mind that even if you are online 13 hours a day or more, when all is said and done its just an alternate world, an escape world, but its not healthy to so. Furthermore, from changing my top friends and top family, I seem to have forgotten my true friends on here. I miss the way on other sites you have the option of reading all your profile comments, and that was where I was normally best at keeping that on track. Additionally, about all these group changes lately, from having a close knit small family, to a rather large family, and then to now a small family,
Bipolar Meltdown!
Ok, I think it's quiet apparent that I am not a BLOG-A-HOLIC and once on a super-charged whim I may blog about something....most of which only interests myself and not for the greater public...but anywho.... TEST TEST, is this thing even on???? **blows into monitor** I have no rhyme or reason for this particular blog other than the fact I am typing it outta sheer emotional drainage and just a small part of me may be curious as to where "we" end up in this blog. Lately I've been suffering from my self diagnosed multiple personality conflicts...adapting a new personality isn't a comforting thing when the other 5 of us have been quiet comfortable without her....but we're forced to be crowded by this obnoxious companion we've tried to out number... Am I psycho? Hell ya...am I loosing it, nah...lost it long ago. Actually I am trying to relate to myself here...and unfortunately if you've made it this far you're along for the ride wit'me! Better Buckle up! I am trying like hel
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Bipolar Disorder
I was recently diagnosed with this. Here is a brief synopsis. Bipolar disorder is not a single disorder, but a category of mood disorders defined by the presence of one or more episodes of abnormally elevated mood, clinically referred to as mania. Individuals who experience manic episodes also commonly experience depressive episodes or symptoms, or mixed episodes in which features of both mania and depression are present at the same time. These episodes are normally separated by periods of normal mood, but in some patients, depression and mania may rapidly alternate, known as rapid cycling. Extreme manic episodes can sometimes lead to psychotic symptoms such as delusions and hallucinations. The disorder has been subdivided into bipolar I, bipolar II, Bipolar NOS, and cyclothymia based on the type and severity of mood episodes experienced. Also called bipolar affective mood disorder until recently, the current name is of fairly recent origin and refers to the cycling between hig
Bipolar And The Holidays
BIPOLAR IS ONE OF THESE DISORDERS THAT STILL ISN'T VERY KNOWN BUT AS SOMEONE WITH THE DISORDER I CAN TRY TO LET YA KNOW HOW THINGS ARE WITH ME THIS HOLIDAY SEASON.....SO FAR DURING THANKSGIVING THINGS WENT ALRIGHT BEING AROUND FAMILY MEMBERS THAT YOU WOULD LOVE TO SEE HANGING BY THEIR TOES(NICELY PUT)...THINGS WENT ALRIGHT CONSIDERING WHEN WE GOT READY TO LEAVE I TWISTED MY ANKLE THAT STARTED THINGS OFF ON THE BAD SIDE...WELL THEN MY DOG DECIDED SHE WANTED TO RUN THE STREET FOR A LITTLE WHILE SO WE HAD TO WAIT TIL SHE CAME BACK HOME...THEN WE GOT TO MY MOM'S WHERE THEY ARE ALREADY FEEDING THEIR FACES AND COULDN'T WAIT THE 17 MINUTES IT TOOK US TO GET THERE...THAT PISSED ME OFF...WELL AFTER WE LEFT THERE WE WENT TO PICK UP OUR OLDEST DAUGHTER AND THINGS SETTLED DOWN...WELL THEN WE WENT TO THE GRANDPARENTS FOR DINNER AND THINGS WENT ALRIGHT THERE EVEN THOUGH I TRIED GOING INTO PANIC ATTACKS A FEW TIMES AND HAD TO GO OUTSIDE BUT ALL IN ALL THINGS WENT ALRIGHT...NOW WITH CHRISTMAS COMING U
Bipolar Lesbian Support
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Bi Polar
i feel like growing up latley ive been stuck in the 90,s of what i use to be i havent even hit midlife crisis yet but yet i feel i have to hold on to that tuff guy persona its problem ive had since my stepson has hit his teens were only 10 yrs apart ive raised him since he was five and now i feel i relate better to him but lets face it im 29 going bald and getting fat i just have a hard time accepting it does anyone else feel me here got any feed back
Bipolar
Anyone out there dealing with a bipolar other half. Well i have for 5 years and its over. But great to talk to others and get some stress out..
Bi-polar Disorder
I have been seeing alot of mumms and comments about people with bipolar disorder.  What I don't get is why do those who don't suffer from it think that people with it can't function or have a normal life?  Bi polar CAN cause some people alot of problems, but not all. How do I know?  I suffer from bi-polar disorder, and I lead a very normal and happy life.  A very large percentage of the american population suffer from some type of mental disorder, whether they admit it or not. Depression, adhd(attention deficit hyperactivity disorder), ocd(obsessive compulsive disorder), just to name a few.  So those of you that think you are perfect, go find something else to bitch about, i bet out of 10 people you know, at least 5 have some type of illness that you don't know about!  It just goes to show how shallow people are now a days, they have to "pick on" people with an illness to make themselves feel better. Grow up people!
Bipolar
I know many say this is just the net no big deal, but you are sadly mistaken, behind the font, behind the screen there are real people who have worries, fears, life concerns, illnesses, simply seeking a connection. This world has become so hateful and whether any of you are willing to admit it, it has affected all of us. Most are blessed enough to have a support system to help them through the rough times, but many stand alone and regardless of whether it is by choice or the result of the hatefulness, they are the ones who suffer most. When you attack someone your cold and callous actions may cause more damage than how you think, some people have committed suicide for the torment caused to them, some have shut down and have never opened up again. And the tormentors see it as funny, one day it may happen to you or a loved one and well perhaps it will change your outlook on how you treat people.We dont have to be a hateful society, and honesty doesnt have to be cruel or harmfulsome of th
Bipolar Thoughts
So I realize that everyone can read and more than likely respond to this, but not too long ago I found out that I am Bipolar. The sad thing is I really hate being on medication yet I have to be or else my moods aren't stable. The sad thing is I am in what I feel is not a good relationship, he has only laid hands on me a couple times, but most time's I am the one that starts the violent fights. I don't do it a lot it's actually very rare, but my other half always gets pissed off over the simpliest of things, I have talked to him about how it makes me feel and that is scares me, because he throws his controller, and says the games cheats, and games are supposed to be fun. I hate when he throws the controllers because one of them IS after all mine and they are not cheap to replace. They are the cordless remote controllers. There are times where I wish he would just leave me but I am afraid I wouldn't make it on my own. 
Bi Pride
I consider it funny that everyone can show off their sexuality if they are straight, but if a bi person says anything they are confused. Ok first off I don't need to post pictures up here to prove that I am bi. One if you don't believe me it's on you. Two I don't need your input I am who I am you don't like it too fucking bad. Third I'm not confused I like both males and females. Fourth I'm faithful to whom ever I'm with whether they are male or female. Any more Questions??
Bir Ask Hikayesi
bir ask hikayesi Üniwersiteli delikanlı kolejli kıza bir waleybol maçında rastladı.Okul salonundaydı maç.Tribünsüz,minik bi salon...Seyircilerle oyuncular arasında,sahanın çizgisi wardı sadece... o kadar yakındılar...Delikanlı bu tatlı,bu güsel,bu dünyalar şirini kızı ilk defa görüyordu takımda... Fena halde hoşlandığını hissetti.Azsonra bişeyi daha hissetti.Uzun zamandan beri maçı diil kızı izliordu.Kız serwis atarken hemen önünden geçti.Göz göze geldiler..Kız gülümsedi..Delikanlı çok popülerdi o yıllarda...KIz onu tanımış olmalıydı. KİM bilir,belki kızda ondan hoşlanmıştı.Belkide delikanlı böle olmasını istediği için ona öle geldmişti.Set değişip takım karşıya gidince,delikanlıda yerini değiştirdi,oda karşıya geçti.Üçüncü sette tekrar eski yerine döndü.Kızda gidiş gelişleri fark etmişti galiba...Bir defa daha gülümsedi.Manidar.."anladım"der gibi bi gülümseyişti bu..DelikNLı o hafta hep o şirin kızı düşündü..Pazar günü sabahın köründe kaltı ,erkenden oynanacak maçı, ne maçı
Bi Rain
BI RAIN - IM COMMINGTHIS GUY IS AWESOME!!! Name: Bi aka Rain Real name: Jung Ji-hoon Nickname: Puppy Date of birth: June 25, 1982. Physical stats: 184 cm in height, 74 kg in weight Blood Type: O Favorite Color: White, Black Education: Post modern music department, Kyung Hee University Favorite Actor: Charlie Chaplin, Hahn Suk-kyu Favorite Genre: R&B, hip-hop, funk Favorite Sport: Basketball, swimming Favorite Artist: Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson, Usher Hobby: Movies, music, collecting shoes and clothes Special skills: Sing, dancing, acting Jung Ji Hoon, born on the 25th of June 1982 is a well known actor and singer in South Korea.. He uses his stage name, Bi (pronounced: “Bee” which means Rain in Korean), when he performs as a singer and dancer. His real name is Jung Ji Hoon, which he uses when he performs as an actor. His surname is Jung and his given name is Ji Hoon (also spelled as Ji Hun) He discovered his passion for dancing ever since he was in the 6th
Biracial Hair
SHE SAYS EVERYTHING IVE ALWAYS FELT....MUAH!!! BRILLIANCE!
Biracial Dating
Join the World's Largest SEX and SWINGER Personals Community. Join for FREE. Color Blind Personals is an interracial dating, biracial singles website especially for singles seeking interracial relationships, love, new friends and/ or ... Our Future Generation: Bi-Racial Dating 1999. Plot: Our Future Generation is a 26-part series featuring young people from diverse backgrounds who share ... Aug 7, 2008 ... Yesterday I was having a conversation with a IDW reader and something interesting came up. I have to say it
Biracial Lesbian
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Biracial Swinger
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Birches~robert Frost~
BIRCHES............... Current mood: happy Category: Writing and Poetry Birches ~Poem lyrics of Birches by Robert Frost~ When I see birches bend to left and right Across the lines of straighter darker trees, I like to think some boy's been swinging them. But swinging doesn't bend them down to stay. Ice-storms do that. Often you must have seen them Loaded with ice a sunny winter morning After a rain. They click upon themselves As the breeze rises, and turn many-colored As the stir cracks and crazes their enamel. Soon the sun's warmth makes them shed crystal shells Shattering and avalanching on the snow-crust Such heaps of broken glass to sweep away You'd think the inner dome of heaven had fallen. They are dragged to the withered bracken by the load, And they seem not to break; though once they are bowed So low for long, they never right themselves: You may see their trunks arching in the woods Years afterwards, trailing their leaves
Birch
The common birch tree (Betula pendula alba, also B. pubescens, and B. verrucosa) is one of the sacred trees of Wicca/Witchcraft. Coleridge (the English poet and critic 1772–1834) spoke of the birch as the “Lady of the Woods”, due to its lightness, grace, elegance and fragrance particularly after rain. The wood of the birch is soft and not very durable but being cheap and the tree being able to thrive in any situation or soil, it is grown all over Europe and used for a wide variety of purposes. In country districts the lighter twigs are used for thatching, wattle fencing and brooms. Bobbins for thread-mills, herring-barrel staves and various fancy articles are made from birch, as is the manufacture of cloth. The tree is also a source from which asphyxiating gases have been manufactured, and its charcoal was and still is used for gunpowder. The white epidermis of its bark when separated into thin layers can be employed as a substitute for oiled paper and applied to various econom
Birch Tree
birch tree, I see you stand all alone In a clearing, so far removed from others. You strive to belong in the woods with them, To be among your sisters and your brothers But strong roots keep holding you down to the ground, All you can do is tilt your head and flail your arms Hoping they will see your struggle, come to you, But they are attached as well, and can't abandon their realms As days and nights go by, you hear them whisper in the wind. You want to share your dreams at night, and celebrate beginnings of each day; But distance is too big, and they can't hear; You look at them with tired eyes, and quietly wonder what they say The day is coming to an end, The clearing and the forest stand in the dark Your green head is tilted down, you feel defeat, And clear bitter sap is running down your bark. You fall asleep and see the dreams Of standing in the woods, with theirs your branches intertwine. You feel the wind caress your leaves, And bring your soul a
Birch Tree
birch tree, I see you stand all alone In a clearing, so far removed from others. You strive to belong in the woods with them, To be among your sisters and your brothers But strong roots keep holding you down to the ground, All you can do is tilt your head and flail your arms Hoping they will see your struggle, come to you, But they are attached as well, and can't abandon their realms As days and nights go by, you hear them whisper in the wind. You want to share your dreams at night, and celebrate beginnings of each day; But distance is too big, and they can't hear; You look at them with tired eyes, and quietly wonder what they say The day is coming to an end, The clearing and the forest stand in the dark Your green head is tilted down, you feel defeat, And clear bitter sap is running down your bark. You fall asleep and see those vivid dreams Of standing in the woods, with theirs your branches intertwine. You feel the wind caress your leaves, And bring your
Birch
Birch tree, I see you stand all alone In a clearing, so far removed from others. You strive to belong in the woods with them, To be among your sisters and your brothers But strong roots keep holding you down to the ground, All you can do is tilt your head and flail your arms Hoping they will see your struggle, come to you, But they are attached as well, and can't abandon their realms As days and nights go by, you hear them whisper in the wind. You want to share your dreams at night, and celebrate beginnings of each day; But distance is too big, and they can't hear; You look at them with tired eyes, and quietly wonder what they say The day is coming to an end, The clearing and the forest stand in the dark Your green head is tilted down, you feel defeat, And clear bitter sap is running down your bark. You fall asleep and see the dreams Of standing in the woods, with theirs your branches intertwine. You feel the wind caress your leaves, And bring your soul a l
Birch
birch tree, I see you stand all alone In a clearing, so far removed from others. You strive to belong in the woods with them, To be among your sisters and your brothers But strong roots keep holding you down to the ground, All you can do is tilt your head and flail your arms Hoping they will see your struggle, come to you, But they are attached as well, and can't abandon their realms As days and nights go by, you hear them whisper in the wind. You want to share your dreams at night, and celebrate beginnings of each day; But distance is too big, and they can't hear; You look at them with tired eyes, and quietly wonder what they say The day is coming to an end, The clearing and the forest stand in the dark Your green head is tilted down, you feel defeat, And clear bitter sap is running down your bark. You fall asleep and see the dreams Of standing in the woods, with theirs your branches intertwine. You feel the wind caress your leaves, And bring your soul a l
Birch
birch tree, I see you stand all aloneIn a clearing, so far removed from others.You strive to belong in the woods with them,To be among your sisters and your brothersBut strong roots keep holding you down to the ground,All you can do is tilt your head and flail your armsHoping they will see your struggle, come to you,But they are attached as well, and can't abandon their realmsAs days and nights go by, you hear them whisper in the wind.You want to share your dreams at night, and celebrate beginnings of each day;But distance is too big, and they can't hear;You look at them with tired eyes, and quietly wonder what they sayThe day is coming to an end,The clearing and the forest stand in the darkYour green head is tilted down, you feel defeat,And clear bitter sap is running down your bark.You fall asleep and see the dreamsOf standing in the woods, with theirs your branches intertwine.You feel the wind caress your leaves,And bring your soul a little closer to divine.At night the clouds gathe
The Birch
birch tree, I see you stand all aloneIn a clearing, so far removed from others.You strive to belong in the woods with them,To be among your sisters and your brothersBut strong roots keep holding you down to the ground,All you can do is tilt your head and flail your armsHoping they will see your struggle, come to you,But they are attached as well, and can't abandon their realmsAs days and nights go by, you hear them whisper in the wind.You want to share your dreams at night, and celebrate beginnings of each day;But distance is too big, and they can't hear;You look at them with tired eyes, and quietly wonder what they sayThe day is coming to an end,The clearing and the forest stand in the darkYour green head is tilted down, you feel defeat,And clear bitter sap is running down your bark.You fall asleep and see the dreamsOf standing in the woods, with theirs your branches intertwine.You feel the wind caress your leaves,And bring your soul a little closer to divine.At night the clouds gathe
The Birch
birch tree, I see you stand all aloneIn a clearing, so far removed from others.You strive to belong in the woods with them,To be among your sisters and your brothersBut strong roots keep holding you down to the ground,All you can do is tilt your head and flail your armsHoping they will see your struggle, come to you,But they are attached as well, and can't abandon their realmsAs days and nights go by, you hear them whisper in the wind.You want to share your dreams at night, and celebrate beginnings of each day;But distance is too big, and they can't hear;You look at them with tired eyes, and quietly wonder what they sayThe day is coming to an end,The clearing and the forest stand in the darkYour green head is tilted down, you feel defeat,And clear bitter sap is running down your bark.You fall asleep and see the dreamsOf standing in the woods, with theirs your branches intertwine.You feel the wind caress your leaves,And bring your soul a little closer to divine.At night the clouds gathe
Birches
Birches   WHEN I see birches bend to left and right   Across the line of straighter darker trees,   I like to think some boy's been swinging them.   But swinging doesn't bend them down to stay.   Ice-storms do that. Often you must have seen them          5 Loaded with ice a sunny winter morning   After a rain. They click upon themselves   As the breeze rises, and turn many-colored  
Birch Tree
birch tree, I see you stand all aloneIn a clearing, so far removed from others.You strive to belong in the woods with them,To be among your sisters and your brothersBut strong roots keep holding you down to the ground,All you can do is tilt your head and flail your armsHoping they will see your struggle, come to you,But they are attached as well, and can't abandon their realmsAs days and nights go by, you hear them whisper in the wind.You want to share your dreams at night, and celebrate beginnings of each day;But distance is too big, and they can't hear;You look at them with tired eyes, and quietly wonder what they sayThe day is coming to an end,The clearing and the forest stand in the darkYour green head is tilted down, you feel defeat,And clear bitter sap is running down your bark.You fall asleep and see the dreamsOf standing in the woods, with theirs your branches intertwine.You feel the wind caress your leaves,And bring your soul a little closer to divine.At night the clouds gathe
Birds And Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. �Mother, where do babies come from?� The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, �Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.� The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, �That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy�s vagina. That�s how you get a baby, honey.� The child seems to comprehend. �Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy�s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?� �Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.�
Bird Singing
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The Birds
No rocket in the weightlessness of space, Can rival their efficiency and grace. As over valleys, plains, and hills they fly The cloud embracing currents of the sky. They scour every crevice, cleft and hole, Devouring pests no poison can control. The balance countless wild ecologies, And scatter showers of music through the trees. And yet our most derogatory words, Describing things worthless are: “For the birds”.
Birds And Bees (joke)
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
A Birds Eye View
A BIRDS' EYE VIEW Lenora Love Whiteside My blind eyes are dim and confused yet from a birds' eye view, I can see the signs of the end of time. I hear the faint whisper of the wind spread the news through the trees! I watch as the apple worm stretch his body by faith peek around, listen for that Angelic trumpet sound. My blind eyes are dim and confused yet from a birds' eye view, I can see the signs of the end of time. I hear the nestling in the tree, chirping happily! Little birdie in the tree, hearken unto me! Don't be shy take to the sky, Is the master coming by and by? without fear, she dance a demonstration in the sky. She shreak through her trumpet beak "Soon, soon, she said, our creator is coming back soon! lenoralove@poetic.com Lenora Love Whiteside Copyright ©2006 Lenora Love Whiteside
Bird's Eye View, (video)
========================= *** SEE VIDEO BELOW *** ========================= A BIRDS' EYE VIEW Lenora Love Whiteside My blind eyes are dim and confused yet from a birds' eye view, I can see the signs of the end of time. I hear the faint whisper of the wind spread the news through the trees! I watch as the apple worm stretch his body by faith peek around, listen for that Angelic trumpet sound. My blind eyes are dim and confused yet from a birds' eye view, I can see the signs of the end of time. I hear the nestling in the tree, chirping happily! Little birdie in the tree, hearken unto me! Don't be shy take to the sky, Is the master coming by and by? without fear, she dance a demonstration in the sky. She shreak through her trumpet beak "Soon, soon, she said, our creator is coming back soon! Lenora Love Whiteside, Poet & Spoken Word Artist ============================== BIRDS'S EYE VIEW -- (VIDEO) Lenora Love Whiteside =========
Birds And The Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
The Birds And Bees
A father asked his 11-year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me!" Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Santa' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. If you're going to tell me that grownups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
A Bird And The Fly....
My sister is an Author and this is a peice she wrote for kids....
The Birds And The Bees
A father asked his 10-year-old son if he knew about "the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me." Confused, the father asked what was wrong. "Dad," the boy sobbed, "when I was 6 I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At 7, I got the 'there's no Easter Bunny' speech. When I Was 8, you hit me with the 'there's no Tooth Fairy' speech." "I don't understand why you are bringing those things up," said the father. "Don't you see, Dad?" explained the boy. "If you tell me that grown-ups don't really fuck, I'll have nothing left to live for!"
Bird
Welcome to the façade WHO’S FRONTING LIFE?! Rip apart perceptions of art Suet soaked dove Flying with shit caked wings has made them strong Maintaining a circular flight pattern around your home The epitome of fertility dropping bombs A statue of virility with open arms And penile scars Every time I come back to earth I’m dragging down stars Basking in the glow of smoldering rubble Set about restacking rocks on top of each other Mocking perceived destructive mental waves Rifle through kitchen drawers looking for a knife with the right handle Born an animal created in the image of a mauled victim A dictation in scents you can’t stand (let alone hear) I taste it, breath it, and the sensation is relayed If I listen close I can hear the worms that churn, stir Dismissed trespassing tourists who curse Devising a new lobotomized cure
Bird's Suck ...lol !!!
POOR KID ..LOL
Birds And Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.
Bird Flu Reappears In Eu 25 Jan 2007 Bird Flu Has Reappeared In The Eu As The European Commission Confirmed On Wednesday (24 January) That Dead Geese
Bird Flu Reappears in EU 25 Jan 2007 Bird flu has reappeared in the EU as the European Commission confirmed on Wednesday (24 January) that dead geese in Hungary were contaminated with the highly virulent H5 strain. U.S. homeland security chief sees terrorism getting worse 25 Jan 2007 Five years after the United States started its global "war on [of] terror" following the Sept. 11 attacks, the anti-terrorism situation is getting worse, the U.S. Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff said on Thursday.
Birds And The Animals
The old ones tell us that one time, the animals challenged the birds to a great ballgame, and the birds accepted. The leaders of each made the plans and set the date, and when the time came, both parties met at the place for the ball dance. The animals met on a nice smooth grassy area near the river, and the birds perched in the treetops overlooking the animals. The captain of the animal team was Yona, the bear, and he was strong and heavy, and could take care of anyone who got in his way. All along the way to the ballgame, he was showing his strength by tossing logs and boulders into the air. He boasted of what he would do to the birds at the ballgame. Dagasi, the terrapin, was a huge terrapin, and his shell was so hard, not even the heaviest blow to him would hurt. He kept standing oThen his hind legs and then dropping to the ground, bragging that this is what he would do at the ballgame. He would crush any bird that tried to take the ball from him. There was also Awi, the
Birds And The Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
Birds Of Passage
Black shadows fall From the lindens tall, That lift aloft their massive wall Against the southern sky; And from the realms Of the shadowy elms A tide-like darkness overwhelms The fields that round us lie. But the night is fair, And everywhere A warm, soft vapor fills the air, And distant sounds seem near; And above, in the light Of the star-lit night, Swift birds of passage wing their flight Through the dewy atmosphere. I hear the beat Of their pinions fleet, As from the land of snow and sleet They seek a southern lea. I hear the cry Of their voices high Falling dreamily through the sky, But their forms I cannot see. Oh, say not so! Those sounds that flow In murmurs of delight and woe Come not from wings of birds. They are the throngs Of the poet's songs, Murmurs of pleasures, and pains, and wrongs, The sound of winged words. This is the cry Of souls, that high On toiling, beating pinions, fly, Seekin
Birdy Chicky Birdy Bork Bork Bork!
Birds And Bees Humming
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.
Birds In Action
Bird
*Bird* Wounded, was a hit and run. I carried her to safely, placed her in a cage. she began to rage. I like to watch her flap about. everyday she sings freedom, everyday in her cage. she stands in high places, by the way in the places of the paths. her song flows high with judgment, wisdom an desire. she crys at the gates, voice of old, voice of gold. heard but never listened. seen but never loved. alive but never free. she sings to me. i love to watch her flap her wings. Copyright ©2007 Sonya I Juarez
Birds And Bees
Birds and Bees A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
The Birds And The Bees
The birds and the bees A father asked his 11-year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me!" Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Santa' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. If you're going to tell me that grown ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
Bird Talk
Bird Talk
Bird Of Prey
CommentProps.com LIKE A MAJESTIC BIRD YOU OPENED ALL YOUR SPLENDOR FOR ME, YOUR BEAUTY DREW ME NEAR IN AN EXPLOSION OF WANT, THE WORDS FROM YOUR LIPS WERE AN OPERATIC LULLABY, WHICH YOU SANG OR ONLY ME AND I WAS WRAPPED IN THE MELODY, ENTICED BY YOUR PROMISES OF A FOREVER BOND, LONGING FOR THE SPEED OF TIME TO BRING OUR JOINIING CLOSER, THE IMAGES YOU PROVOKE OF FORBIDDEN CARNAL DESIRES, MAKE MY BODY BURN WITH A PERPETUAL FIRE OF LONGING, THEN I FEEL A DISTANCE BETWEEN US SO SOFT I WONDER IF I IMAGINED IT, THE WORDS ARE FEWER AND LESS HYPNOTIC, I FEEL YOUR URGENCY WAIN, BUT IT COMES AS SOFT AS A FEATHERY WHISPER AND ALMOST UNFELT, YOU HAVE OVERPOWERD AND NOW CONTROL SO YOU NO LONGER WANT, FOR YOUR THRILL IS THAT OF THE HUNTER AND I BUT YOUR PREY, EAGER FOR THE SURGE OF LUST TO FLOW THROUGH MY VEINS AGAIN, I WAIT FOR YOU TO SATISFY THIS NEED WHICH YOU HAVE CREATED, BUT MY HUNGRY DESIRES GROW , ONLY TO BE UNFED, I FEEL THE VACANT EMPTINESS YOU HAVE LEFT BEHIND ,
The Bird Speaks Up
Well, I will repost bulletins on both sides of debates and arguments regarding CT rules regulations and so forth. I generally tend to take a moment to sit back and let it all soak in and keep my opinion to myself for no reason other than I hate drama. I hate seeing my bulletin fill up with stupid crap and people starting wars over things that frankly they have no control over. I get frustrated when people get so heated over commenting too fast or deleted CT accounts when there is so much suffering in the world around us. I see people on here lead online revolutions to persuade change online but won't leave their keyboards to stop child abuse, or animal cruelty, or starvation, or help get our troops back home to their families. These things infurate me. And no, I am no perfect angel, but yes I do get in the community and volonteer for several organizations including local animal welfare organizations, peta, roadside wv, and the programs that I promote through my company for
Birds And Bees
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: Scroll Down . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . You got Male!
The Bird Man Flyeth And The Birdman Falleth
"Birdman" in hospital after test flight Wed Apr 11, 8:46 AM ET A self-taught Chinese amateur pilot, dubbed the "birdman" by Chinese media, has landed in a hospital with a broken chin and leg after taking his homemade airplane for a test flight, Chinese media reported on Wednesday. Li Xianfeng, 30, hovered about 150 feet above the ground for two minutes with his microlight-style aircraft, then plowed into fields on the outskirts of Beijing Monday, the Xinhua news agency said. Li, who taught himself about aviation by reading books, declared his flight "partly successful," according to the report, which said he would stay in the hospital for at least a month. "Luckily the engine was not damaged and I will continue flying until I can make a perfect landing," Li was quoted as saying. The shattered aircraft, aluminum-framed and 21 feet long with a wingspan of 30 feet, cost Li 30,000 yuan ($3,883), the report said, adding he had spent all his spare time and money on making airplane mo
Birds And Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
Birds And The Bees Haha
ok so i have been "talking" to this guy...and we went on a few dates..hes really nice and not my type lmao...well ive ignored him all weekend and i talk to him today and he thinks im his girlfriend or something...crazy right? but i dont wanna be mean and say you annoy me go away what the hell? i have told him many times that i am unsure of what i want because ive been fuked over too many times..oh lord here we go again
The Bird Nest
THE BIRD FEEDER I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket, and others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be...quie
The Bird Feeder
A great email I recieved: I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table... everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like i
Bird Feeder
Email this to everyone, on all the email accounts you have. Let\'s get this message out! Maybe we can wake the American people up! Bird Feeder Calling an illegal alien an \"undocumented immigrant\" is like calling a drug dealer an \"unlicensed Pharmacist.\" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when i
The Bird Feeder
THE BIRD FEEDER >I bought a bird feeder. >I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we >had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free >and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests >in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. >Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, >the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would >dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my >own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the >feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and >demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I >couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird >feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess >and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, >the back yard was
Birds And Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
Birds And The Bees
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me." Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
Bird Feeder
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it
Bird Feeder!!!
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be
Bird Flue
The Birdcage
The Birdcage There once was a man named George Thomas, pastor in a small New England town. One Easter Sunday morning he came to the Church carrying a rusty, bent, old bird cage, and set it by the pulpit. Eyebrows were raised and, as if in response, Pastor Thomas began to speak... "I was walking through town yesterday when I saw a young boy coming toward me swinging this bird cage. On the bottom of the cage were three little wild birds, shivering with cold and fright. I stopped the lad and asked, "What you got there, son?" "Just some old birds," came the reply. "What are you gonna do with them?" I asked. "Take 'em home and have fun with 'em," he answered. "I'm gonna tease 'em and pull out their feathers to make 'em fight. I'm gonna have a real good time." "But you'll get tired of those birds sooner or later. What will you do?" "Oh, I got some cats," said the little boy. "They like birds. I'll take 'em to them." The pastor was silent for a moment. "How muc
The Birds And The Bees
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. 'I don't want to know,' the child said, bursting into tears. 'Promise me you won't tell me.' Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, 'When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really have sex, I'll have nothing left to live for.'
Bird Feeder
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be...quiet, serene and no one deman
Bird Feeder
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be...quiet, serene and no one deman
The Birds And The Bee's
Little Johnny's father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the bees?" "I don't want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears. Confused, the father asked little Johnny what was wrong. "Oh dad," Little Johnny sobbed, "At age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really fuck, I've got nothing left to live for!"
Birds And Illegals
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be...... quiet,
Birds & The Bees
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me." Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
Birds And The Bees
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me." Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
The Bird Feeder
The Bird Feeder Tuesday 09-25-2007 6:56am ET A man bought a bird feeder. He hung it on his back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week he had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of his patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table... everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb the man and try to peck him even though he had fed them out of his own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that he fill it when it got low on food. After a while, the man couldn't even sit on his own back porch anymore. Well, the man took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. He cleaned up their mess and took
Bird Feeder
Email this to everyone, on all the email accounts you have. Let..'s get this message out! Maybe we can wake the American people up! Bird Feeder Calling an illegal alien an .."undocumented immigrant.." is like calling a drug dealer an .."unlicensed Pharmacist..." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it w
Bird Thief!
So, this bird walks into a store . . . Watch! He s-l-o-w-l-y enters the store, and then he runnnnnnns OUT! A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop. The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking (so a camera was installed), and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos. Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and becomes a feast for this and other birds! The seagull's shoplifting started early this month, when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen, Scotland, and helped himself to a bag of chips. Since then, he's become a "regular", and he always takes the same type of chips. Customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of chips, because they think it's so funny!
The Bird
I watched a bird die today, It was lying in my yard So small and helpless. Quivering gently And there was absolutely nothing I could do. A cat must of have got it Or some larger bird. Tearing at it's head And then leaving it lying there On it's little side, Dying. As I watched helplessly It quivered once more, Convulsively, And then stopped. I knew that it was gone, Out of it's pain For ever. I watched a bird die today And I knew exactly how it felt...
Bird Of Prey
LIKE A MAJESTIC BIRD YOU OPENED ALL YOUR SPLENDOR FOR ME, YOUR BEAUTY DREW ME NEAR IN AN EXPLOSION OF WANT, THE WORDS FROM YOUR LIPS WERE AN OPERATIC LULLABY, WHICH YOU SANG FOR ONLY ME AND I WAS WRAPPED IN THE MELODY, ENTICED BY YOUR PROMISES OF A FOREVER BOND, LONGING FOR THE SPEED OF TIME TO BRING OUR JOINIING CLOSER, THE IMAGES YOU PROVOKE OF FORBIDDEN CARNAL DESIRES, MAKE MY BODY BURN WITH A PERPETUAL FIRE OF LONGING, THEN I FEEL A DISTANCE BETWEEN US SO SOFT I WONDER IF I IMAGINED IT, THE WORDS ARE FEWER AND LESS HYPNOTIC, I FEEL YOUR URGENCY WAIN, BUT IT COMES AS SOFT AS A FEATHERY WHISPER AND ALMOST UNFELT, YOU HAVE OVERPOWERED AND NOW CONTROL SO YOU NO LONGER WANT, FOR YOUR THRILL IS THAT OF THE HUNTER AND I BUT YOUR PREY, EAGER FOR THE SURGE OF LUST TO FLOW THROUGH MY VEINS AGAIN, I WAIT FOR YOU TO SATISFY THIS NEED WHICH YOU HAVE CREATED, BUT MY HUNGRY DESIRES GROW , ONLY TO BE UNFED, I FEEL THE VACANT EMPTINESS YOU HAVE LEFT BEHIND , AND IT IS AS VAST AS ET
Birds In The Hand A
Birds in the Hand by Mild Mannered Author © Please consider the following: 1) The following is a work of erotic fiction. Those under 18 (or whatever is the age of majority in your jurisdiction) should stop reading now. 2) This story contains characters and settings copyrighted by DC Comics. This story should be considered a parody of those characters and settings. It is also distributed free of charge and is a non-commercial enterprise; the author derives no profit from its distribution. No copyright infringement is intended. 3) This story contains depictions of sex as a healthy, non-degrading activity that consenting adults engage in for fun and pleasure. Those who prefer their depictions of sex to be debased should go find something else to read: this being the Internet, you shouldn't have to look hard. 4) Like all my stories to date, this one uses the TV show Justice League Unlimited and its ancestors as its model, though some elements are borrowed from Gail Simone's
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Birds in the Hand by Mild Mannered Author © "Frozen?" asked Dinah, interested despite herself. "Metaphorically. These were all lesser demons, and so they had a lousy plan of attack. All the patrons and staff I'd seen in the museum were still paralyzed by the Sloth demons that had appeared first. Once the Sloth effect wore off the other demons would have been able to work on them, but that hadn't happened yet, which was good; the other demons hadn't had a chance to feed on human sin, which was what they wanted. If they had they'd have been that much stronger, more of a challenge. Even so the Wrath demons were tricky. If I struck them down, I'd be giving in to anger; if I didn't, they'd hurt or kill innocent people." "So what did you do?" Dinah leaned forward, curious. Helena shot her a look, but Dinah missed it. "I thought about how they were simply expressing their nature as demons, doing what they did. I had to stop them, but I didn't blame them for their actions, any mor
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Birds in the Hand by Mild Mannered Author © "Not now!" hissed Helena. She sat up and adjusted her mask. "Sorry, but this stays on. Canary's gone public but I haven't and don't plan to." Sure, Martin thought. Secret identity. The fact that wearing the mask while you fuck gets you hot has nothing to do with it. Aloud he said "I'm neglecting my duties as host. Can I offer you anything to drink?" "I thought you just did," purred Dinah. She smiled as her shot hit home; Martin blushed and, amazingly, Helena did too. To take the sting off Dinah added, "I'd… take a drink… myself, but I can't do that anymore." She tapped her throat. "What with my canary cry and all, it's too risky to use my throat for that kind of recreation." Sitting up, she turned to look him in the eyes. Helena took the same position on his other side. "I'll have to make it up to you," Dinah breathed, and licked her lips. Martin gulped as he looked up at the two Birds. Each was any man's fantasy. In the dim lig
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Birds Of Prey: The Quest Title: Birds Of Prey: The Quest (lesbian celebrity) Author: John O'Connor Email: lushcoltrane@yahoo.com Rating: NC-17. Pairings: Batgirl/Catwoman; Black Canary/Catwoman; Black Canary/Oracle. Category: First times. Date: 30 March 2001 Series: None. Website: http://www.ma-at.net/Sam-and-Janet-God/ Disclaimer: "Birds of Prey" and all characters are owned by DC Comics and Time-Warner. No copyright infringement for profit is intended. Summary: While on a mission, Black Canary decides to find out just who Oracle is. Notes: 1) This is an Alternate Uinverse story that takes place before the events that otherwise would culminate in "Birds Of Prey" #21. 2) < > denotes Dinah's transmitted dialogue. > denotes Barbara's transmitted dialogue. ( ) denotes Selena's transmitted dialogue. _______________________________________________________ Birds Of Prey: The Quest Part 1: The Chicago Mission Gotham City; 29 M
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Birds Of Prey: The Quest Title: Birds Of Prey: The Quest (lesbian celebrity) Author: John O'Connor Email: lushcoltrane@yahoo.com Rating: NC-17. Pairings: Batgirl/Catwoman; Black Canary/Catwoman; Black Canary/Oracle. Category: First times. Date: 30 March 2001 Series: None. Website: http://www.ma-at.net/Sam-and-Janet-God/ Disclaimer: "Birds of Prey" and all characters are owned by DC Comics and Time-Warner. No copyright infringement for profit is intended. Summary: While on a mission, Black Canary decides to find out just who Oracle is. Notes: 1) This is an Alternate Uinverse story that takes place before the events that otherwise would culminate in "Birds Of Prey" #21. 2) < > denotes Dinah's transmitted dialogue. > denotes Barbara's transmitted dialogue. ( ) denotes Selena's transmitted dialogue. ******************************************************* Part 2: The Quest Gotham City; 29 May; 12:55 AM EDT "Oracle." Th
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Birds Of Prey: The Quest Title: Birds Of Prey: The Quest (lesbian celebrity) Author: John O'Connor Email: lushcoltrane@yahoo.com Rating: NC-17. Pairings: Batgirl/Catwoman; Black Canary/Catwoman; Black Canary/Oracle. Category: First times. Date: 30 March 2001 Series: None. Website: http://www.ma-at.net/Sam-and-Janet-God/ Disclaimer: "Birds of Prey" and all characters are owned by DC Comics and Time-Warner. No copyright infringement for profit is intended. Summary: While on a mission, Black Canary decides to find out just who Oracle is. Notes: 1) This is an Alternate Uinverse story that takes place before the events that otherwise would culminate in "Birds Of Prey" #21. 2) < > denotes Dinah's transmitted dialogue. > denotes Barbara's transmitted dialogue. ( ) denotes Selena's transmitted dialogue. ******************************************************* Part 3: The Meeting Gotham City; 28 June; 3:30 PM EDT Dinah Lance sa
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Birds Of Prey: The Quest Title: Birds Of Prey: The Quest (lesbian celebrity) Author: John O'Connor Email: lushcoltrane@yahoo.com Rating: NC-17. Pairings: Batgirl/Catwoman; Black Canary/Catwoman; Black Canary/Oracle. Category: First times. Date: 30 March 2001 Series: None. Website: http://www.ma-at.net/Sam-and-Janet-God/ Disclaimer: "Birds of Prey" and all characters are owned by DC Comics and Time-Warner. No copyright infringement for profit is intended. Summary: While on a mission, Black Canary decides to find out just who Oracle is. Notes: 1) This is an Alternate Uinverse story that takes place before the events that otherwise would culminate in "Birds Of Prey" #21. 2) < > denotes Dinah's transmitted dialogue. > denotes Barbara's transmitted dialogue. ( ) denotes Selena's transmitted dialogue. _______________________________________________________ After several long minutes, Dinah again sat back on her heels. Without
Birds And Bees
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me." Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
Birds Seen On The Road!
I seen two birds fly toward my semi while I was driving one flew by the passenger window and the second flew right into my driver side window toward my face and broke its neck. A hawk flew between me and another semi, bounced off the trailor of the other semi and into mine, then hit the road behind us and had a broken wing and tryed to walk across the road. A turkey flapped its wings infront of a car and then continued infront of my semi and made it across the road. A baby hawk landed on my semi and stared through my front window when I drove for CR England. I was trying to scrape off stickers off a trailor at this time.
Bird Of Power
Inspired by Earth Magic, by Claire Nahmad (Inner Traditions, 1994). Ever wish you could fly? Your sun sign is traditionally associated with different birds that can carry messages to the Great Spirit for you, offer spirit-support and healing, or sing a song for your soul. Find out which birds are your horoscope birds of power here. SIMPLE SOLUTION: Aries, March 21-April 19: vulture, magpie, robin. Taurus, April 20-May 21: dove, sparrow, swan. Gemini, May 22-June 20: parrot, linnet, eagle, finch. Cancer, June 21-July 22: seagull, owl, white peacock. Leo, July 23- Aug 22: peacock, rooster, eagle. Virgo, Aug 23-Sept 22: rooster, magpie, parrot. Libra, Sept 23-Oct 22: dove, swan, sparrow. Scorpio, Oct 23-Nov 21: eagle, vulture. Sagittarius, Nov 22-Dec 21: eagle, peacock, bird of paradise. Capricorn, Dec 22-Jan 19: owl, falcon. Aquarius, Jan 20-Feb 18: cuckoo, albatross. Pisces, Feb 19-March 20: swan, stork, sandpiper.
Birds In The Hand A
Birds in the Hand by Mild Mannered Author © Please consider the following: 1) The following is a work of erotic fiction. Those under 18 (or whatever is the age of majority in your jurisdiction) should stop reading now. 2) This story contains characters and settings copyrighted by DC Comics. This story should be considered a parody of those characters and settings. It is also distributed free of charge and is a non-commercial enterprise; the author derives no profit from its distribution. No copyright infringement is intended. 3) This story contains depictions of sex as a healthy, non-degrading activity that consenting adults engage in for fun and pleasure. Those who prefer their depictions of sex to be debased should go find something else to read: this being the Internet, you shouldn't have to look hard. 4) Like all my stories to date, this one uses the TV show Justice League Unlimited and its ancestors as its model, though some elements are borrowed from Gail Simone's
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Birds in the Hand by Mild Mannered Author © "Frozen?" asked Dinah, interested despite herself. "Metaphorically. These were all lesser demons, and so they had a lousy plan of attack. All the patrons and staff I'd seen in the museum were still paralyzed by the Sloth demons that had appeared first. Once the Sloth effect wore off the other demons would have been able to work on them, but that hadn't happened yet, which was good; the other demons hadn't had a chance to feed on human sin, which was what they wanted. If they had they'd have been that much stronger, more of a challenge. Even so the Wrath demons were tricky. If I struck them down, I'd be giving in to anger; if I didn't, they'd hurt or kill innocent people." "So what did you do?" Dinah leaned forward, curious. Helena shot her a look, but Dinah missed it. "I thought about how they were simply expressing their nature as demons, doing what they did. I had to stop them, but I didn't blame them for their actions, any mor
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Birds in the Hand by Mild Mannered Author © "Not now!" hissed Helena. She sat up and adjusted her mask. "Sorry, but this stays on. Canary's gone public but I haven't and don't plan to." Sure, Martin thought. Secret identity. The fact that wearing the mask while you fuck gets you hot has nothing to do with it. Aloud he said "I'm neglecting my duties as host. Can I offer you anything to drink?" "I thought you just did," purred Dinah. She smiled as her shot hit home; Martin blushed and, amazingly, Helena did too. To take the sting off Dinah added, "I'd… take a drink… myself, but I can't do that anymore." She tapped her throat. "What with my canary cry and all, it's too risky to use my throat for that kind of recreation." Sitting up, she turned to look him in the eyes. Helena took the same position on his other side. "I'll have to make it up to you," Dinah breathed, and licked her lips. Martin gulped as he looked up at the two Birds. Each was any man's fantasy. In the dim lig
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Birds Of Prey: The Quest Part 1: The Chicago Mission Gotham City; 29 May; 12:15 AM EDT Barbara Gordon, known to the Superhero comunity as Oracle, listened to the sounds of fighting over the Bose speakers she had set up in her Monitor Room. It was a typical Black Canary-versus-several-thugs situation. "God, why aren't any of these cases ever easy?" the redhead moaned as she took off her glasses and pinched the bridge of her nose. Looking at one of her monitors which displayed her electronic files, she gazed at a picture of Dinah Lance. She often found it easier to talk to Dinah when she could see her face. She was amused by this as she rarely felt the need when talking to the Batman, Robin, Nightwing, or anyone in the JLA. "I'm nuts about her, I guess," Barbara muttered. Turning to one of her speakers, Barbara smiled and said, "Nothing. Talking to myself." "Canary? Dinah?" Hearing the sound of a boot impacting solidly with
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Birds Of Prey: The Quest Gotham City; 29 May; 12:55 AM EDT "Oracle." The voice was hard like cold steel. The sound of the voice alone had brought grown men to their knees. "Oracle," the Batman repeated. Looking up, Barbara stared with red-rimmed eyes at the tall, caped figure standing in the center of the room. "You've been crying," he said. "I knew there was a reason you're called the world's greatest detective," Barbara replied sarcastically. Batman regarded the monitors and listened to the sounds coming over the speakers. Then he turned his cowled head back to the young lady before him. Barbara's head snapped around and she lunged for the audio control, shutting off the sounds coming from the distant locker room. "Black Canary and Catwoman, I presume?" the Darknight asked, as he caught sight if the open files on the smaller monitors. Barbara stared at her monitors before slowly nodding her head. She then turned her chair to face Batman.
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Birds Of Prey: The Meeting Gotham City; 28 June; 3:30 PM EDT Dinah Lance sat at a table of an outdoor cafe, sipping coffee and scanning the street. Glancing at her watch again, she knew her quarry would be here shortly. Smiling, she sat back, smoothing the sundress over her bare legs. She refused to admit to the butterflies flying around in her stomach. After the JSA returned from the Watchtower, she stayed in Gotham on a personal mission. She had determined that the object of her surveillance came to this cafe virtualy everyday for a cup of coffee and a croissant. At least she had for the last week and a half. The blonde sat up a little straighter. There she was, gliding down the sidewalk in her chair, her red hair gleaming in the sunlight. As the woman wheeled her chair onto the patio, Dinah stood up and looked right at her, smiling. Barbara saw Dinah and her heart skipped a beat. 'What was she doing here? And why does she have that expression o
Birds Of Prey: The Meeting B
Birds Of Prey: The Meeting After several long minutes, Dinah again sat back on her heels. Without saying anything, she reached up and gently removed Barb's glasses and placed them on the desk. She then leaned back in and placed gentle kisses on the woman's eyelids before trailing down to her mouth. Kissing the corners of her new lover's mouth, Dinah brushed the very tip of her tongue around the outside of Barbara's lips. Barbara moaned and grasped Dinah's head, pulling their mouths together in hard, passionate kiss. Their passion was shared by lips, tongue, and breath. It washed over them like a tidal wave. Neither woman had ever experienced such passion with a lover before. The sensation both frightened and aroused them. Dinah again pulled back and gazed at Barbara. The redhead returned the look. They knew that they shared the same fears and the same needs. They understood what each felt without words. Dinah stood and reached out for Barbara. Barba
Birds In Alchemy
Birds in Alchemy In alchemical writings we meet a seemingly bewildering multiplicity of animal symbols - red lions, white eagles, stags, unicorns, winged dragons and snakes. Although at first glance all this complex mass of symbolism seems tortured and confused there is an inner coherence to these symbols, which the ancient alchemists used in specific ways reflecting their esoteric content. In this article I wish to consider a particularly tight knit group of these animal symbols, the birds of alchemy - the Black Crow, White Swan, Peacock, Pelican, and Phoenix - which are descriptive of certain stages of the alchemical process. Of course it would be wrong to suggest that there are fixed rigid meanings with regard to these symbols. The alchemists always integrated the symbols they used, so that one has to look at the total context, the background against which they stand, but when the birds appear in this sequence it is almost certain that the following interpretation can be applied.
Birds
If you have ever seen the movie The Birds by Alfred Hitchcock, you will understand at once that birds receive mixed reviews in the human saga. Birds have often been perceived as troublemakers and omens of bad tidings throughout history. To have the birds of the air pick the flesh off your bones was an awesome sign of judgment in the ancient Near East. Ravens, crows, and vultures could share in this task. However, the gift of flight has retained a sense of majesty for birds as a genus, and certain birds in particular. Note that the phrase Soaring on eagles' wings has been a sign of hope for twenty-five centuries. The visual acuity of many birds (i.e. the eyes of a hawk) also conveys positive perceptions, while ravens and owls are also stereotyped as vessels of wisdom in myth and literature. The ability of some birds to speak places them in a special category as far as non-human creatures are concerned. Some people may be characterized as bird-like in your dreams. If you speak with b
The Bird Tribe/ Cherokee
Winged creatures of all kinds are classed under the generic term of aninâ'hilidâ'hï (flyers). Birds are called, alike in the singular and plural, tsi'skwa, the term being generally held to exclude the domestic fowls introduced by the whites. When it is necessary to make the distinction they are mentioned, respectively, as inägëhï (living in the woods), and uluñni'ta (tame). The robin is called tsiskwa'gwä, a name which can not be analyzed, while the little sparrow is called tsikwâ'yä (the real or principal bird), perhaps, in accord with a principle in Indian nomenclature, on account of its wide distribution. As in other languages, many of the bird names are onomatopes, as wa`huhu' (the screech owl), u'guku' (the hooting owl), wagulï' (the whippoorwill), kâgû (the crow), gügwë' (the quail), huhu (the yellow mocking-bird), tsï'kïlï' (the chickadee), sa'sa' (the goose). The turtledove is called gulë'-diska`nihï' (it cries for acorns), on account of the resemblance of' it cry to the
Bird-boobs
I posted a mumm the other night, quoted here for easy reference: Kitty Porn I'm lying here in bed, watching YouPorn with my kitty, and my fingers tiptoe under the covers; the kitty yawns, stretches. And then I wonder: Am I harming the kitty by exposing her to pornography? She's only 5, so I fear that showing her graphic sexual images could scar her for life. Will she grow up with a warped sense of self? Will she learn to objectify women? Or rather, will viewing porn at a young age help her explore her own (somewhat thwarted, post-surgery) sexuality? -- Someone who calls herself "Sultry" took offense and wrote to tell me. "So good of you to make a joke about something that turns most people stomachs. Sorry lady you may think that writing about your cat watching porn at her 'tender' age, and trying to use a play on words for your title is funny. However as a parent I find the thought of you making or trying to make a joke about this kind of thing fucking sick.
Bird's Wing
Bird's Wing "...a bright coppery-red feather floated to the ground and landed at my feet." One day when I was a little boy, I was walking in the woods with my grandfather John. He was the first to tell me the importance of the trees, not just to us as humans but to the other animal tribes as well. As we walked beneath the sycamore, oak and hickory trees, we could hear the calls of all the birds that lived there. Tla-gv (blue jay) was the loudest. My grandfather told me Tla-gv was the guard of the woods. His call told the other animals that strangers walked under the canopy. The mourning dove was the most beautiful. Its call was a soft purr and when it flew from tree to tree its wings whirred and had a song of their own. In Cherokee it is called the Acorn Cryer because its purr sounds like Gu-le...Gu-le, the Cherokee word for acorn. Whenever we would walk in the woods, sometimes we would find a feather. My grandfather always said these were gifts. One day a Redbird flew ov
The Bird's Ghost
The Bird’s Ghost Why must I live this way? I’m forced to see my dismay. I no longer see the light so I take flight, flight in fright. Fright of what I can not say, I only know I must get away. I can’t see this thing chasing me, but I know it’s here. Ready to pounce on me, I fear. The Ghost that holds me safe, Comes and goes, as it is held enslaved. To a world I’m kept away. A world that within I can not stay. A world I can’t see. That world is not for me. So I run in fear. Fear of what? I can’t even see the path I tread. The side effects of the lies I’ve been forced fed. Each lie swallowed with contempt. My own lies instigating my descent. Into a world of dark decay and ravenous Insects. The Insects! They are what the Ghost warned me of in my dreams. But the Ghost always leaves me to them it seams. Devouring it’s fill then leaves me. Feeding off of them while mocking my sin. The Bird’s Ghost. Flying effortlessly through the midnight sky. Passing through wor
Birds
I think I've always noticed birds but I started getting into them as a hobby after college. I graduated from a small college in Georgia with a degree in Geology. (I know, wtf?). Anyway it was a fun major we went on lots of field trips into the woods and sat around fires and drank beer. It was a close knit group of about 15 of us, we were together a WHOLE lot. Anyhow our last set of finals was a killer. I have never been more mentally exhausted in my life as I was after that. I mean just dazed and spent. Everybody else was too and we spent the entire next week drunk on beer I think. That feeling of "I just don't want to think ANYMORE" lasted for a while. No one is ever gonna make me read a book AGAIN!! After a few month, I put up a bird feeder. I really enjoyed looking at the different birds that came to the feeder, and I wanted to know what they were. So I bought a bird identification book. I guess my mind just works that way, I want to learn about stuff,
A Bird Feeder...
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it is, as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table .. everywhere! Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days
Birdbath Spa
Birdbath Spa It's simple to make a bath for your neighborhood birds. Give your bird friends a treat by creating a backyard "bird spa." 1. To begin, use the clay bottom of a planter for the base of the bath. 2. Put a few rocks in the center so the birds have a place to rest. 3. Fill the planter with water. 4. Then dig a shallow hole in the ground, and place the birdbath directly in the earth, or set it on top of a garden table. You can also create a smaller birdbath in a window box: 1. Fill a planter box with dirt, and put a shallow plastic container at one end. (This way the birds can perch on the edge of the window box while bathing.) 2. Buy small flowers, and plant them around the container. 3. Cut back the flowers whenever they block access to the bath.
Bird Of Prostitution!
A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. 'Why so little,' she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, 'Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.' The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, 'New house, new madam.' The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought 'that's really not so bad.' When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said, 'New house, new madam, new girls.' The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised. Mom
Bird Seed Ornaments
Birdseed Ornaments There is such a crush of holiday activities leading up to Christmas that I wanted to come up with a fresh way to invite guests over to for a seasonal celebration. So in recent years, I’ve created a new tradition of throwing a garden party in early December. When guests arrive, they get into the spirit by joining me in decorating the garden to attract local wildlife. The festive decorations we create double as edible treats. To set a celebratory mood for the party, I do a little pre-decorating in the garden. Both guests and feathered friends are greeted at the door with a wreath decorated in dried fruit slices and berry ornaments accented with mini terra cotta pots filled with suet. I also like to wrap garlands around the entryway columns of the arbors. To save time and money I’ve found a neat little shortcut that turns inexpensive artificial garlands into something grand. I buy several long strands and then cover them with clusters of bundled live evergreen
The Bird's Crotch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWdY7a69pVU
Bird Poem Of Mine From 1973
My bird is very big he has big feet...sometimes he sores down and gets a mouse---my bird is a eagle---he hurts people too but when he does I make him work for a long time....he was in first place getting a mouse--one time he sored down and ate up a mouse head.. he came after me when I was in the shower and he jumped on me when I was nackid..and he put his beek in my butt...but I beat him up...he bit my back and I cried he showed a big show....almost every girl in the world came to see...today was my bad day--I love my eagle very very much, today he soared down and got another bird but he did not eat the bird he gave it too me...sometimes I want to kiss my eagle--he never ate a bird again, that is why he is so very very good!!!!!!!!
Bird Feeders..
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it is, as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free andeasily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table ...everywhere!Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder ands quawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.
Bird Feeder
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be...... quiet, sere
A Bird With No Wings--celtic Thunder
The Birds And The Bees
The Birds and the Bees: A father asks his 10 year old if he knows about the birds and the bees. I don't want to know!! The son says bursting into tears, promise you won't tell me. Confused the father asked what's wrong? Oh Dad, the boy says, when I got six you gave me there's no Santa speech, at 7 I got there's no Easter bunny speech, when I was 8 you hit me with there's no Tooth faity speech, If you're going to tell me that grownups don't really fuck, I'll have nothing left to live for!!
Bird Brain Cops
NJ cops kick in door over bird's cries for help http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080905/ap_on_fe_st/odd_boisterous_bird Fri Sep 5, 7:58 PM ET Cries for help inside a Trenton, N.J., home turned out to be for the birds. Neighbors called police Wednesday morning after hearing a woman's persistent cry of "Help me! Help me!" coming from a house. Officers arrived and when no one answered the door, they kicked it in to make a rescue. But instead of a damsel in distress, officers found a caged cockatoo with a convincing call. It wasn't the first time the 10-year-old bird named Luna said something that brought authorities to the home of owner Evelyn DeLeon. About seven years ago, the bird cried like a baby for hours, leading to reports of a possible abandoned baby and a visit to the home by state child welfare workers. But it was only Luna practicing a newfound sound, DeLeon says. DeLeon says her bird learns much of her ever-growing vocabulary from watching television, i
Bird And White Rose
BIRD and WHITE ROSE Once upon a time a bird fell in love with a white rose. One day he (Bird) proposed to her (White Rose), but White Rose refused. White Rose said "I don't love you". Bird came daily and proposed to her. Finally, White Rose told Bird "When I turn red, I will love you". One day Bird came to White Rose and cut his wings, spreading his blood upon her, turning her red. White Rose then realized how much Bird loved her, but it was too late, Bird was dead.... Respect the love and feelings of the people who love you....
Bird Feefers
I bought a bird feeder and hung It on my back porch. It's a beauty of A bird feeder and I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds Taking advantage of the Continuous flow of free and Easily accessible food. But then the birds started Building nests in the boards Of the patio, above the table, And next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was Everywhere: on the patio tile, The chairs, the table . Everywhere! Then some of the birds Turned mean. They would Dive bomb me and try to Peck me even though I had Fed them out of my own Pocket. And other birds were Boisterous and loud. They Sat on the feeder and Squawked and screamed at All hours of the day and night And demanded that I fill it When it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even Sit on my own back porch Anymore. So I took down the Bird feeder and in three days The birds were gone. I cleaned Up their mess and took down The many nests they had built A
The Bird Is The Word
The Bird Is Still The Word
becuase fox took down the other one from yesterday
The Birds
I watched as the birds flew overhead. Wondering if there was any true destination or just going to where the urge took them. Just as my life, the destinations not always clear cut. Willing to vary the coarse because what seemed off track was appealing. It’s these side tracked journeys, these courses, that have brought good times and bad. Much like the birds overhead, circumstances dictate the path I take. Be it the weather, nourishment, happiness or just free will. When I look at my journey, my destination is clouded. Clouded because of free will, the want of happiness, the pursuit of the easier softer route, all of these can have effect on the journey, but the destination is never known. Maybe I should look to the birds more often? It’s not I that decides where the journey ends or what the final outcome will be. It’s my choice to enjoy the good, accept the bad and continue forth.
The Birds
For some time now there have been three black birds who have been hanging around my neighborhood. I don't know if they are crows or blackbirds, but I'm pretty sure they aren't ravens. I've been watching them. Usually when I come out, one of them flies off and the other two hang around. Today I was watching them. There was a barren branch that extended above the still leafy autumn tree line. I did not see the other bird at first. Not untill the two crows (I think I have decided they are crows) landed on the branch and it ruffled its feathers. I think it was a hawk or a peregrine. It blended well with the background of the leaves. At first the crows just sat there and the larger bird became more and more uncomfortable untill it took off. The crows followed it into the sky as it slowly circled away. They made a few swoops at her wing feathers. I'm not sure why I think of the larger lighter colored bird as a she. It just seemed an interesting occurrence. Copy
Bird Of Power
Inspired by Earth Magic, by Claire Nahmad (Inner Traditions, 1994). Ever wish you could fly? Your sun sign is traditionally associated with different birds that can carry messages to the Great Spirit for you, offer spirit-support and healing, or sing a song for your soul. Find out which birds are your horoscope birds of power here. SIMPLE SOLUTION: Aries, March 21-April 19: vulture, magpie, robin. Taurus, April 20-May 21: dove, sparrow, swan. Gemini, May 22-June 20: parrot, linnet, eagle, finch. Cancer, June 21-July 22: seagull, owl, white peacock. Leo, July 23- Aug 22: peacock, rooster, eagle. Virgo, Aug 23-Sept 22: rooster, magpie, parrot. Libra, Sept 23-Oct 22: dove, swan, sparrow. Scorpio, Oct 23-Nov 21: eagle, vulture. Sagittarius, Nov 22-Dec 21: eagle, peacock, bird of paradise. Capricorn, Dec 22-Jan 19: owl, falcon. Aquarius, Jan 20-Feb 18: cuckoo, albatross. Pisces, Feb 19-March 20: swan, stork, sandpiper.
Bird Of Paradise
1 can (20 oz.) sliced pineapple in syrup 2 Whole chicken breasts, split (or 1 cut up 3 lb. fryer) 2 tablespoons Butter 1/4 cup Dry sherry 3 tablespoons Soy sauce 2 large Clove garlic, pressed 2 tablespoons Finely chopped crystallized ginger 1/2 teaspoon Salt 1 Red bell pepper, seeded, chunked 1 1/2 cups Sliced celery 1/2 cup Sliced green onion 1 Papaya, peeled, sliced (optional) 1 tablespoon Cornstarch Drain pineapple, reserving syrup. Brown chicken in butter; Drain. Combine syrup with sherry, soy sauce, garlic and ginger. Pour over chicken. Cover, simmer 30 minutes, turning chicken once. Remove chicken. Add pineapple, bell pepper, celery, green onion and papaya to pan. Dissolve cornstarch in 1/2 cup water. Stir into pan. Bring to boil. When thickened, spoon over chicken.
A Bird Flying South
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late and was frozen solid in a storm. He dropped down into a pasture of cows. The biggest, fattest cow was doing a crap there, and the bird landed in it. At first he was disgusted, until he realised the poo was thawing him out! He started crying out for joy as the ice melted. A cat that was nearby heard the cries, walked over, saw the bird and ate it There are three morals to this story: 1. Not everyone who gets you into shit is your enemy 2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend 3. If you are in shit, keep your mouth shut HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND.....HUGZ TO YA..!!!!!!!!
Birdies!!
A DAD'S STORY - A good story (please take the time to read) On July 22nd I was in route to Washington , DC , for a business trip. It was all so very ordinary, until we landed in Denver for a plane change. As I collected my belongings from the overhead bin, an announcement was made for Mr. Lloyd Glenn to see the United Customer Service Representative immediately. I thought nothing of it until I reached the door to leave the plane and I heard a gentleman asking every male if he were Mr. Glenn. At this point I knew something was wrong and my heart sunk. When I got off the plane, a solemn-faced young man came toward me and said, "Mr.Glenn, there is an emergency at your home. I do not know what the emergency is, or who is involved, but I will take you to the phone so you can call the hospital." My heart was now pounding, but the will to be calm took over. Woodenly, I followed this stranger to the distant telephone where I called the number he gave me for the Mission Hos
Bird Brains
Catholic Parrots A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,'Father, I have a problem.I have two female parrots, but they only knowhow to say one thing.''What do they say?' the priest inquired.They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do youwant to have some fun?'That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed,Then he thought for a moment. 'You know,'he said, 'I may have a solutionto your problem.I have two male talking parrots,Which I have taught to prayand read the Bible.Bring your two parrots over to my house, Andwe'll put them in the cagewith Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach yourparrots to praise andworship, And your parrots are sure to stop saying.. .. . That phrase . . In notime.'Thank you,' the woman responded, 'thismay very well be the solution.'The next day, She brought her female parrots tothe priest's house.As he ushered her in, She saw that his two male parrots. Wereinside theircage holding rosary beads and praying.Impressed, She walked over and placed her parrotsin with them.After
Birds Eye View
Birds Eye View Flying over memories I recall the highs & lows The way life panned out I guess that how it goes For there is no point in Hiding emotion that shows So flying higher I seen the past The way that things were It is different in hindsight New perspectives occur It is then you realize what Situation you prefer And as I fly on I face myself The whole thing that use to be Funny how things turn around Now I am not ashamed of me I have worked out it is OK to Agree to disagree Because as I took approache I zoomed in on memories of you For a moment I felt pain but this Time I knew what it was I had to do I finally learned the lesion From a birds eye point of view That I can live on in a life without yo
Bird Seed Bullshit
We were sitting watching tv the other night and a commercial comes on. Scotts, the lawn chemical company, is now putting out a bird seed mix! :( Are you [b]KiDdInG [/b]ME??? :o :o :o IMO The worst thing you can do is use lawn chemicals. Its marketing 101. Lawn looks icky use chemicals, chemicals kill the soil so lawn looks icky so you have to keep buying more to make it look good again. DUH! Insecticides also a no no. There are lots of natural and organic solutions that don't poison the soil, & poison the insects THAT BIRDS EAT. And these fools are trying to act like they're on the birds side by putting out a bird seed mix.  I really, really hope people don't buy into this. 8-p"oh scotts must be safe cause they feed birdies too' [b][i]NONONONO!!![/i][/b]okdone ventingneed to find a brick wall to smack my head into...... (52)
Birds
  If you have ever seen the movie The Birds by Alfred Hitchcock, you will understand at once that birds receive mixed reviews in the human saga. Birds have often been perceived as troublemakers and omens of bad tidings throughout history. To have the birds of the air pick the flesh off your bones was an awesome sign of judgment in the ancient Near East. Ravens, crows, and vultures could share in this task. However, the gift of flight has retained a sense of majesty for birds as a genus, and certain birds in particular. Note that the phrase Soaring on eagles' wings has been a sign of hope for twenty-five centuries. The visual acuity of many birds (i.e. the eyes of a hawk) also conveys positive perceptions, while ravens and owls are also stereotyped as vessels of wisdom in myth and literature. The ability of some birds to speak places them in a special category as far as non-human creatures are concerned. Some people may be characterized as bird-like in your dreams. If you speak with
Bird
feeling like a caged bird about to break its wings on the bars of the cage Love is a cage when its not returned trapped and struggling against the restraints A love unwanted cuts like a knife without the relief   freedom is savored but granted not to me.
Bird/movie Puns
Add your own : Terns Of Endearment The Big LebOWLski Eagle-y Blonde Betty Blue Tit Every Which Way But Goose  
Birding
bird watching
The Bird's Eye View
Okay,  Can we start seeing some pictures other than the Bird's Eye Views that show nothing but Breasts and Cleavage ? I have noticed that lately a good many of my viewers on my page have dozens of overhead shots that show alot of breast and cleavage but, none of the legs and posterior. Could it be ?  That the 36DD, 38DD or 40D breasts have a size 14, 16 or 18 ass attached to them on a FuBarian Female ( Fu Shamu ) that is tipping the scales at 175, 190 or 200 plus pounds ? Could it be ? That the females are trying to deceive the FuBarian Males with these illusionary photographs making them look like a pin up girl when in actuality maybe they need to push back from the Desktop or Laptop and get out and do some physical training. Could it be that ? Women on Fu that think having some big breast shots will lure some unsuspecting man into having the Fairy Tale Fu relationship online ? ( Lord knows that any well established man would not be seen in public with about 90 percent of th
Bird Murder, Et Cetera
Lest you wonder, I’m still in Dakota territory, cooking, reading, writing, enjoying the harvest from my wildly overgrown garden, lamenting the fact that my hens aren’t laying eggs yet. My days are filled with food and words; the evenings feature starry skies, howls from not-too-distant coyotes. Though the nights are getting cooler, the hummingbirds, like me, aren’t convinced that it’s time to head south. I spoke with my father yesterday about hunting season—my parents have a 4,000 acre farm and a pheasant hunting lodge. Though most of the weekends are booked up, they still have a handful of openings. For the weekend of November 7-9, they have room for three more hunters. The weekend of November 14-16 is, at the moment, unbooked, which means they have room for ten hunters. The hunts are limited, so the birds are plentiful, and this isn’t a game farm, which means you won’t encounter any pen-raised birds. The hunting lodge, which has been my summe
Bird Of Prey
LIKE A MAJESTIC BIRD YOU OPENED ALL YOUR SPLENDOR FOR ME,YOUR BEAUTY DREW ME NEAR IN AN EXPLOSION  OF WANT, THE WORDS FROM YOUR LIPS WERE AN OPERATIC LULLABY,WHICH YOU SANG ONLY FOR ME AND I WAS WRAPPED IN THE MELODY,ENTICED BY YOUR PROMISES OF  A FOREVER  BOND, LONGING FOR THE SPEED OF TIME TO BRING OUR JOINIING CLOSER,THE IMAGES YOU PROVOKE OF FORBIDDEN CARNAL DESIRES,MAKE MY BODY BURN WITH A PERPETUAL FIRE OF LONGING, THEN I FEEL A DISTANCE BETWEEN US SO SOFT I WONDER IF I IMAGINED IT,THE WORDS ARE FEWER AND LESS HYPNOTIC, I FEEL YOUR URGENCY WAIN,BUT IT COMES AS SOFT AS A FEATHERY WHISPER AND ALMOST UNFELT, YOU HAVE OVERPOWERD AND NOW CONTROL SO YOU NO LONGER WANT,FOR YOUR THRILL IS THAT OF THE HUNTER AND I BUT YOUR PREY, EAGER FOR  THE SURGE OF LUST TO FLOW THROUGH MY VEINS AGAIN,I WAIT FOR YOU TO SATISFY THIS NEED WHICH YOU HAVE CREATED,BUT  MY HUNGRY DESIRES GROW , ONLY TO BE UNFED, I FEEL THE VACANT EMPTINESS YOU HAVE LEFT BEHIND ,AND IT IS AS VAST AS ETERNITY, ANOTHER H
Bird
feeling like a caged bird about to break its wings on the bars of the cage Love is a cage when its not returned trapped and struggling against the restraints A love unwanted cuts like a knife without the relief   freedom is savored but granted not to me.
Birds
Birds   If you have ever seen the movie The Birds by Alfred Hitchcock, you will understand at once that birds receive mixed reviews in the human saga. Birds have often been perceived as troublemakers and omens of bad tidings throughout history. To have the birds of the air pick the flesh off your bones was an awesome sign of judgment in the ancient Near East. Ravens, crows, and vultures could share in this task. However, the gift of flight has retained a sense of majesty for birds as a genus, and certain birds in particular. Note that the phrase Soaring on eagles' wings has been a sign of hope for twenty-five centuries. The visual acuity of many birds (i.e. the eyes of a hawk) also conveys positive perceptions, while ravens and owls are also stereotyped as vessels of wisdom in myth and literature. The ability of some birds to speak places them in a special category as far as non-human creatures are concerned. Some people may be characterized as bird-like in your dreams.
The Bird And The Worm By The Used
He wears his heart safety pinned to his backpack his backpack is all that he knows... Shot down by strangers whose glances can cripple the heart and devour the soul... All alone he turns to stone while holding his breath half to death Terrified of what's inside to save his life he crawls like a Worm from a Bird (ALL ALONE) (crawls like a worm from a bird) Whispers of...(just keep working...just keep working...im terrified) Out of his mind away pushes him whispering: "Musta been out of his mind..." Mid-day dillusions of pushing this out of his head make him out of his mind.. All alone he turns to stone while holding his breath half to death Terrified of what's inside to save his life he crawls like a worm... (crawls like a worm!) crawls like a Worm from a Bird CHANTING: (ALL ALONEEE) crawls like a worm from a bird (ALL ALONEEE) crawls like a worm from a bird (ALL ALONEEE) crawls like a worm... crawls like a worm from a Bird... Now he knows
Birdie Da Mad Bomber
i have many people ask me how they can be put on my list for bombing. thought i'd explain the dos and don'ts. first and foremost...no whining, begging, bullying... i think you get the idea. i find it an irritation to have someone do something a long that line. i can be childlike and playful at times, butwhen you do that it makes me picture you in a diaper lying on the floor crying and carrying on.sorry don't send me messages, gifts, or comments asking to be bombed while i am bombing... you obviously have either never bombed or waste alot of time going through your mail. me i'm too busy to look at my mail. we have 30 seconds between bombing and i'm allready heading to my next destination after dropping a blast on someones site. looking at my mail takes too long... sorry i return bombs ... i keep a list of all bombings that i have received since my last bombing. i may not get to them right away, but will the next time i do a bomb[may be days later] i keep my eye on what people do on
Bird Poo
Blame the bird.   Going to see The Last Air Bender tonite.  I loved the cartoon.   My chippers broke and I still have brush on the ground from yesterday.   Is anyone else here related to Geronimo?  Show of hands?   Because I'm way more clear about what I dont want to do than what I'd actually like to do, I end up eddied out a lot.   Rode my bike downhill to the mall yesterday.  Rode back up the same day.  Totally worth the Jamba Juice.   Also yesterday, I came to the conclusion that I need a cape because I'm super retarded.   That about does it.  Wait... No...   THAT about does it.    
"bird's Eye View"
I have been back on this site now for about six months. I met my best friend and wife on this site as well, much has changed since I met her here back in 2007. We have had the most precious little girl a couple could have, been through a deployment and a Permanent Change of Station move inside of our almost three years of marriage. We again are packing our bags and heading for the Hawaiian Islands on yet another PCS move as Big Army has decided my skill set is needed in the Pacific. I am very lucky, especially when I  see all the guys that leave comments and talk S*!t on Classc1's page. It sucks to want what you can never touch, taste or feel boys. Believe me I do just those things every night. Enough on the view on our life here in hillbilly hell Missouri. It will soon be in a tropical paradise.    The real reason I am wiring this evening is ............................................ All these ladies sporting the cleavage shots or the just from below that boob to the shoulder and
Bird Shit Blues
bird shit blues a bird shit on me today.on my black top.and honestly?i couldnt give to shits.cause if i was a bird and could take a dump in mid-air,in glorious flight,without a fucking care of any human insecurities that my follow,then shit,i'd do it too.i mean humans shit on each other all the time,and its the intent that makes it vile.but a bird,is just taking a shit.because...hey nature calls,and its just shit.not like the bird thought,"hey look at that human all dressed nice.she looks like shes having a good day.i should unload on her cause i feel like being fucked up."but funny,we are so quick yo humanize something so innocent.so we have an excuse to victimize ourselves.humble your egos.and you may find yourself closer to nature
Birds The Word
Seemed everytime Id sit down in a park in Sydney, I found myself in the presense of this particular kind of bird. And each time it would fly to closeby tree, look down and say "Uh Oh!". First time it was just funny. But it happenned again over the course of several days, and then I became the butt of the joke to my traveling friends, citing "thah burdz see mahjeek n say heeya cahms trouble! hahaha" It occured that prolly no one would believe it, so I had my phone ready next time went to the park. I thought it was some sort of talking minor bird, but I was told its an australian raven. I'll post it in comments in case it doesnt work "heeya", lol I luv the way they say that.
Birds Eye View
you look down the dark path, you deside to follow, as you walk your soul begins to feel hollow, you look up to the sky, as you turn into a bird and fly, as you circle around, and look to the ground, you see what this world has become, you see the poor fighting for scraps of food, you see the one liveing on the streets, you see people cutting others off and curseing at one another, what has this world come to, and what has become of freindship, there was once a time when a handshake ment a bond and a token of good faith, what has this world become, when we have to lock our doors at night just to feel safe, this is the realitey of the world today, where we cant even trust our neighbors, and watch our friends closely, is this how you wish to live your life, in fear and confusion, our do you wish to see the peace that can be, only you can change how you are and it is a brave step, are you willing to go down this path the dark path, and take to the sky, to open your eyes and to
Birds And Bee's
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.“Mother, where do babies come from?”The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
Bird In The Window
Thanksgiving one time Everyone sitting around and basically lying about how they felt A bird flew into the picture window and flopped on the ground outside Everyone but me said "what a shame" and kept talking Talking talking talking about absolute crap I went outside & picked up that bird They were all horrified that I did that I just refused to let that bird die cold & alone So I picked it up and warmed it...held it Talked to it Turns out is was merely stunned Gained it's strength and flew away
The Birds
Sitting here in my tree.Wondering what the life of a bird would be like. Soaring into the sky with all my other bird friends, hoping today never ends. I miss my love, Oh a Dove. So pretty and serene. Pure silver and green. I would love to see You right now and just wrap You up in my Wings. Keep You safe from all the bad things. Bless our lives Dear Odin. Keep Us all safe under Your power. From this hour from this day. My heart is open enough to say. Never hurt Me. Never run away. My life is blessed with many True beings I like to call My Family. I love each and everyone of You. Impy/Amy 
Birds
Birds Birds in general A flight (in the air), flock (on the ground), volary, brace (generally for gamebirds or waterfowl, referring to a pair or couple killed by a hunter) Bitterns A sedge Buzzards A wake Bobolinks A chain Chicks (of many species) A brood; clutch Coots A cover Cormorants A gulp Cranes A sedge Crows A murder, horde Dotterel A trip Doves A dule, pitying (specific to turtle doves) Ducks A brace, flock (in flight), raft (on water) team, paddling (on water), badling Eagles A convocation Finches A charm Flamingos A stand Geese A flock, gaggle (on the ground), skein (in flight) Grouse A pack (in late season) Gulls A colony Hawks A cast, kettle (flying in large numbers), boil (two or more spiraling in flight)
Bird Watching And Migration
Some birds move from higher country to the low lands where the weather is a little less harsh, so you may see some birds in the winter months that you do not see in the summer. Some move to the lower elevations in the spring for breeding and after hatching go back to the high country. The bottom line is even though it is short migration nature is always in flux.Canada Goose Black Friday 2013 You will have resident species but their habits and behaviors change with the seasons. There are always opportunities to see a bird you did not notice the day before. Like the saying goes stop and smell the flowers, if you stop and take notice you will see something new.Canada Goose Cyber Monday 2013 Long distance migration offers quite a bit more to observe, not just the Canada goose. In Colorado in the San Louis Valley we have the Sand Hill Crane with up to 450,000 of these birds migrating through annually. The sexes look alike, immature birds have reddish brown upper parts and gray under parts,
Birhtday Meaning
Your Birthdate: June 26 You lucked out the the skills to succeed in almost any arena. Put you in almost any business or classroom, and you'll rise to the top. You're driven and intense, but you also know when to kick back and cooperate. Your ability to adapt to almost any situation is part of what's going to make you a success. Your strength: Your attention to detail Your weakness: You can be a little too proud of your successes Your power color: Turquoise Your power symbol: Arrow pointing up Your power month: August What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
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This is for those of you who don't know what a Pro ComicBook Artist does when he isn't chained to a drawing board :) We get invited to events like The Birmingham International Comics Show, where basically we get to show off. The show was the latest addition to the UK's comic convention calender. It took place in an arts center within a converted commercial building in the heart (ok, maybe the spleen) of Birmingham's (UK) city center . The venue was strikingly different to most convention locations which on the whole seem to resemble little more than cattlesheds, & was one of the reasons that the whole event seemed to garner universal praise as being a resounding success. Onhand in addition to a sizable roster of special guests (both UK based & from overseas) were a mass of small-press & self publishers, who's work ran the gammut of styles & genres. But the one thing they all had in common was an enthusiasm for the art of telling stories in comic form. I think it was the presen
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well the news about alan remains almost the same.his legs have gotten weaker. his hips have gotten weaker. he is having to pull up his legs and feet with his hands, he cannot pick them up on his on, which is why his feet drag so much.dr.mcgrath said his hips are still working because he can still walk, but he does not know for how long. he has no sensation to feeling at all anymore in his arms. when we was there in july, the sensation was just up to his wrist, now it is all thru his arms. but the doctor said that was fine in a way, since he cannot feel any pain. on a good note, since july alans arms appear to be stronger. i got a new prescription for his afo's. ( leg braces) so hopefully soon he will have his new ones. he has an appointment with the mda on november the 8th. we go back to birmingham on 1-24-08
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Birthday!
Today, 9/20, is my 22nd birthday :) Yay!
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The Birth Of A Nation
"The Birth of a Nation" is perhaps one of the most controversial films that I've seen. The film is directed by legendary director D.W. Griffith in which he depicts the "Civil War" and the "Reconstruction era" in America through the eyes of two families, the Stonemans, from the North, and the Camerons, from the South. When the Civil War happens between the Union and the Confederacy, the two families side with their perspected regions. Stonemans side with the Union while the Camerons side with the Confederacy. After the war, Ben Cameron (Henry B. Walthall) is disheartened when he sees the South get overturn and ruled by the former slaves and carpetbaggers, so he organizes the several Southerners to form the Ku Klux Klan to help liberate the South. As for Ben's sister, Flora (Mae Marsh), she commits suicide trying to get away from the lustful advances of a renegade slave, Gus (Walter Long), so the Klan declares war on the Northern controlled government to inevitably restore order to the S
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Birthday
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Birthday
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Birthdays
I notice several people joined with "January 1st" birthdays. Either a whole lot, a disproportionate number, of people I'm meeting here were born that day (and December 25th) or it's just a sort of default "not telling the world" day. Still, if you'd like at least a quiet birthday e-mail on your real birthday, let me know? (Both facts of course will be useful :) - date to send, and deep cover :) )Eric resting, preparing to do a few chores, just finished doing some editing, but- enjoying a Quiet Day
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Birthday
OK so my Birthday was yesterday and as usual it was boring. Dinner with the family. That's it. Just once I'd like to go out drinking or whatever. I didn't get to do that with my 21st cause the ex was working or whatever lie he was telling at the time. So I really hope I get to do that next year for my 25th. I did get some awesome presents though. My Mom got me a dvd/vcr combo and a new Cannon A530 Digital Camera. And my kids got me a case for my new camera and a 1 GB memory card. And I found out some great things about someone that I am falling fast for. I really like him and pray that it works out with us... that is of course when he gets back from Iraq. Only 9 months to go. *kisses baby*
Birth Of The Chaordic Age By Dee Hock
Now this is one of those books that you read when all the pieces start to fall into place and then you realise that being an inbetweener is not such a bad place to be Birth of the Chaordic Age Chaordic [kay'ordic] adj. fr. chaos and order: 1. the behaviour of any self-governing organism, organization or system which harmoniously blends characteristics of order and chaos. 2. patterned in a way dominated by neither chaos or order. 3. characteristic of the fundamental prganizing principles of evolution and nature. We share here two books and a web site on different ways of hosting meetings, processes and project work. "We must seriously question the concepts underlying the current structure of organization and whether they are suitable to the management of accelerating societal and environmental problems - and, even beyond that, we must seriously consider whether they are the primary cause of those problems." - Dee Hock In Birth of the Chaordic Age, Dee Hock does
Birthday Book
I am building a birthday book for myself and would appreciate some > quick help from you. Just click on the link below and enter your > birthday details. It's easy and you can keep your age secret!... > > > http://www.birthdayalarm.com/bd2/74736218a210370143b1280002665c22126850 8d1719 > > Thanks > Emily
Birthday!!
YAY!!! MY BIRTHDAY IS MONDAY THE 16TH WOOHOO!! (Not really that excited at all..) OH MY IM GETTING OLD...
Birthday
Yay, it was my b-day the other day and it was lots of fun! I didn´t actually do anything special, just chillin out, but i loved it. I met up with some friends and siblings and got lots and lots of presents!! And i got all the Pez i could dream of! I love pez... Mmmm.... But there is a sad side, ahh, yes... very sad. I have become a Buffy addict. It is a frightning illness indeed. Oh, well, what's a girl to do, you can't blame me. But, yes, a good birthday involving lots of pez, a smiley-faced pizza and bubbles.
Birth Test - 9
Birth Test Once you have discovered your Birth Number, forward this email to the rest of your friends, including the one who sent this to you. Put your number in the Subject and Pass it on! Have fun! Your birth date describes who we are, what we are good at and what our inborn abilities are. It also points to what we have to learn and the challenges we are facing. To figure out your Birth Number, add all the numbers in the birth date together, like in the example, until there is only one digit. A Birth Number does not prevent you from being anything you want to be, it will just color your choice differently and give you a little insight. Example March 20, 1950 3 + 20 + 1950 = 1973 1 + 9 + 7 + 3 = 20 2 + 0 = 2 Keep going until you end up with a single digit number. 2 is the Birth Number to read for the birth date in the example. ______________________________________________________________ #1 THE ORIGINATOR #2 THE PEACEMAKER #3 THE LIFE OF THE PARTY #
Birthday Calculator
2 August 1975 Your date of conception was on or about 9 November 1974 which was a Saturday. You were born on a Saturday under the astrological sign Leo. Your Life path number is 5. Life Path Compatibility: You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7. You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 3 & 9. You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path number 8. You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 6, 11 & 22. The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2442626.5. The golden number for 1975 is 19. The epact number for 1975 is 17. The year 1975 was not a leap year. Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/11/1975 and ending 1/30/1976. You were born in the Chinese year of the Rabbit. Your Native American Zodiac sign is Salmon; your plant is Raspberry. You were born in the Egyptian month of Paopy, the second month of the season of Poret (Emergence - Fertile s
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Birthday
Your Birthdate: April 15 You take life as it is, and you find happiness in a variety of things. You tend to be close to family and friends. But it's hard to get into your inner circle. Making the little things wonderful is important to you, and you probably have an inviting home. You seek harmony with others, but occasionally you have a very stubborn streak. Your strength: Your intense optimism Your weakness: You shy away from exploring your talents Your power color: Jade Your power symbol: Flower Your power month: June What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Birthday Calendar
Birthday Calculator 31 December 1950 Your date of conception was on or about 9 April 1950 which was a Sunday. You were born on a Sunday under the astrological sign Capricorn. Your Life path number is 4. Life Path Compatibility: You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 8, 11 & 22. You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 6 & 7. You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 3, 5 & 9. The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2433646.5. The golden number for 1950 is 13. The epact number for 1950 is 11. The year 1950 was not a leap year. Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/17/1950 and ending 2/5/1951. You were born in the Chinese year of the Tiger. Your Native American Zodiac sign is Goose; your plant is Bramble. You were born in the Egyptian month of Famenoth, the third month of the season of Poret (Emergence - Fertile soil). Your date of birth on the Hebrew calendar is
Birthday
IN TWO DAYS I WILL BE 22 YEARS YOUNG! I LOVE GETTING OLDER HOPEFULY I GET SOME BIRTHDAY WISHES!
The Birthday Present
Roger was talking to his friend at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stuck." His friend said, "I have an idea! Why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled." Roger decided to try his friend's advice. The next day at the bar his friend said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?" "Yes, I did," Roger replied. "Did she like it?" "Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!"
A Birthday Present
A Birthday Present Darling, It's your birthday, and we're broke again but broke or rich You're really terrific and you're loved more than any man I'm sorry there are no presents no party, champagne and fancy cake But I have something for you and only you That all the money in the world can't make I have alot of love,you see, Love that's yours alone from me and unlike a celebration that's here today and tomorrow gone my love is here forever, dear a present that goes on and on
Birth Month
You scored as SEPTEMBER. SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize.Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal and always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves sports, leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic. SEPTEMBER100%March0%April0%FEBRUARY0%january0%May0%JULY0%November0%OCTOBER0%AUGUST
Birthday Month
You scored as April. APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes love in a way that only their lover can understand. April100%May0%March0%FEBRUARY0%january0%June0%JULY0%November0%OCTOBER0%SEPTEMBER0%
Birth Month
You scored as OCTOBER. OCTOBER: Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definately the cutest AND prettyest of them all. only about 4 of these are right lol
Birthday... Blog 2
awake, feeling hands stripping me, kisses along my body, feeling its a dream, i awake to find two guys actually doing this.....kind of nervous, yet still half asleep i start moaning, as the two mouths find my nipples, licking their tautness, and suckling them like a newborn......i feel my body quivering and arching towards their mouths.....as one leaves, trailing kisses down my stomach, licking my belly button ring and around it, while the other starts nibbling on my neck.....i open my eyes and realize both men are naked, and so am i......i pull one in for a kiss as the other is kissing on my hips and the outside of my labia, feeling him teasing me, my body arching for more, but he avoids it......i thrust my tongue into the one's mouth, feeling his tongue dancing with mine, as i feel the other mouth reach its destination, burying his face between my thighs, licking and sucking my juices....my body writhers, feeling the tension building, with one hand i grab his hair, and with the other
Birthday
i am getting all excited for ny birhtday. i only have about another 2days and a few hours to go. why won't it hurry up. i want it to be here now and hot later. this may seem like i'm kid, but i love my birthday. well hope you all have a good day and i'm out of here, *huggs*
Birthday
HAPPY 23rd BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!
Birthday Clown Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 30 min Total Time: 2 hr min Makes: 16 servings 1 pkg. (2-layer size) cake mix, any flavor 1-1/2 cups BAKER'S ANGEL FLAKE Coconut, divided Blue, yellow and red food colorings 1 tub (8 oz.) COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, thawed Decorations: 30 gumdrops, 2 OREO Chocolate Sandwich Cookies, 1 JET-PUFFED Marshmallow, 14 small round candies, 9 square fruit chews, 2 jelly candies, 1 chewy fruit snacks, 2 Mini NUTTER BUTTER Peanut Butter Sandwich Cookies, 2 jelly candies PREPARE cake batter as directed on package; pour evenly into 1 (9-inch) round cake pan and 1 (9-inch) square baking pan. Bake as directed on package for 9-inch cake layers. Cool completely. Remove cake layers from pans. PLACE round layer on cutting board; trim off 1-inch piece from top of cake. Cut trimmed piece crosswise in half; set aside. Cut square layer into 3 triangles, starting at the center of one side and cutting to the bottom left corner of the cake layer. Then, repeat the cut with
Birthday Train Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 30 min Total Time: 30 min Makes: 24 servings 4 pkg. (10.75 oz. each) frozen pound cake, thawed 4 cups thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, divided Assorted food colorings Decorations: 16 OREO Chocolate Sandwich Cookies 3 rolls ring-shaped hard candies 1 cup POST Fruity PEBBLES Cereal 6 BARNUM'S ANIMALS Crackers 1 COMET Cup 1 JET-PUFFED Marshmallow 1 JET-PUFFED Miniature Marshmallow 24 pieces black licorice (for train track) LINE up cakes on large tray or serving platter for train cars. CUT 2-inch-thick crosswise slice off front cake; place at back end of the first cake to resemble train engine. Repeat with last cake, placing the removed cake slice in the middle of the last cake to resemble caboose. DIVIDE whipped topping among four small bowls; tint with food colorings as desired. Use to frost cakes. Add decorations as desired. Store leftover cake in refrigerator. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Size-Wise At 24 servings, this fun cake is perfe
Birthday
MY BIRTHDAY REALLY SUX!!! SPENDING IT ALL ALONE!! IT NO FUN!!
Birthday
yea... so like... it is my birthday... and I'm so pissed off and all that... oh yeah... I hate people too... pretty much all of them.
Birthday
tomorrow is my 27 birthday...i want to give thanks to all my friends and family's who had sent thier advance greetings..thanks for all the wishes and gudlucksssss....thanks to my best friend for everything...ur my best best friend ever...lastly...thanks to my everdearest ANGELZ..I LOVE YOU
Birthday
here everyone today is my 21st birthday hit me up with the tequila shots and smirnoff chasers!!!!
Birthday
for my birthday i went to the bars and got absolutely wasted!! Got my eyebrow pierced! well i did more then that but, its really not gonna be posted here hehe well all is good and i had a great time Well thanks for catching up with me! Laters
Birthday Weekend
want to know who wants to party????
Birthday
its almost time......the 18th of november is cummin quick...one year older and none the wiser. cant wait for my 10 days off to celebrate....yeah yeah
Birthday
just to say its my birthday:P any gifts will b nice to get hint hint:P
Birthday Of 22
A day such a day to one should be awaken by singing birds, a lovley ray of sunshine hitting your eyes, a plate full of breakfast by your side, a nice smell of pancakes awaiting in the distant. But one dare to dream deosnt expect such things as one is only exposed to that which is used to, a bare nothing to such a day of supposed happyness. Only to receive as expected to this day, to what you ask in what he received? Only a lite hand shake and green notes to which falls into his wallet. One can only be too happy enough for what he has received so far, but the darkness of the day is what he worries about most. What lingers in the dark wickard corner awaiting to harvest his soul into the bitter sea of the night as he see's glowing eyes waiting upon his retrieval. He is only to scared to think to bare of what is upon that wickard darkness, only to see it spread within! Only to fear life more than ever before. As he slowly gets his body up from his un-compfy bed, he immed
A Birthday
I sit here and reflect on the turmoil of the current political state and the absolute disarray that the top of the US Military is in. I sit here in my chair in my air conditioned apartment, and I can’t help but think about all the service members that are deployed somewhere, for the vast majority today means nothing, but for the few and the proud it means everything. Today is the 231st Anniversary of the foundation of the United States Marine Corps. So to the men who have fought in every battle from the riggings of colonial ships, the deserts of Northern Africa, the cities of Mexico, China, the forests of Europe in the war to end all wars, and the one after that where the men we fought from Guadalcanal, to Okinawa, and the countless pieces of rock between paid for in the blood of our brothers. To the men who fought in the forgotten war, from Inchon, to Chosen, and the mountains that have no name only a number. To the men who were in Viet Nam, and were bogged down by poor morale an
Birthday Calculator
19 February 1961 Your date of conception was on or about 29 May 1960 which was a Sunday. You were born on a Sunday under the astrological sign Pisces. Your Life path number is 11. Life Path Compatibility: You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 8, 11 & 22. You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 3 & 6. You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path number 9. You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7. The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2437349.5. The golden number for 1961 is 5. The epact number for 1961 is 13. The year 1961 was not a leap year. Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/15/1961 and ending 2/4/1962. You were born in the Chinese year of the Ox. Your Native American Zodiac sign is Wolf; your plant is Plantain. You were born in the Egyptian month of Parmuthy, the fourth month of the season of Poret (Emergence - Fertile soil).
Birthday Calculator
19 February 1967 Your date of conception was on or about 29 May 1966 which was a Sunday. You were born on a Sunday under the astrological sign Pisces. Your Life path number is 8. Life Path Compatibility: You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 8, 11 & 22. You should get along well with those with the Life Path number 6. You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 1 & 5. You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 3, 7 & 9. The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2439540.5. The golden number for 1967 is 11. The epact number for 1967 is 19. The year 1967 was not a leap year. Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/9/1967 and ending 1/29/1968. You were born in the Chinese year of the Goat. Your Native American Zodiac sign is Wolf; your plant is Plantain. You were born in the Egyptian month of Parmuthy, the fourth month of the season of Poret (Emergence - Fertile soil).
Birthday Guess. This Was Wrong For Me ;(
Betcha i could guess your birthday!May:Your affection for those wyou love is clear. You'r not embarrassed by hugs- even from your parents in front of friends!May is my month!Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
365 Birthdays
There are 365 Birthdays. Out of all of the billions of people who live in the world, there has got to be somebody born on each day of the year. We're going to try to accomplish the task of seeing if we can fill the calendar up with a birthday on every day of the year. Add your name next to your birthdate and lets see if we can do it!!! (Hey and don't delete any one) DONT REPLY! Copy and paste and make a new bulletin!!!!!!!! January 1- January 2 - January 3 - January 4 - January 5 - January 6 - January 7 - January 8 - January 9 - January 10- January 11- January 12 - January 13 - January 14 - January 15 - January 16 - January 17- January 18 - January 19 - January 20 January 21 - January 22 - January 23 - January 24 - January 25 - January 26 - January 27 - January 28 - January 29 - January 30 - January 31 - February 1 - February 2 - February 3 February 4 - February 5 - February 6 - February 7 - February 8 - February 9 - February 10
365 Birthdays
There are 365 Birthdays. Out of all of the billions of people who live in the world, there has got to be somebody born on each day of the year. We're going to try to accomplish the task of seeing if we can fill the calendar up with a birthday on every day of the year. Add your name next to your birthdate and lets see if we can do it!!! (Hey and don't delete any one) DONT REPLY! Copy and paste and make a new bulletin!!!!!!!! January 1- January 2 - January 3 - January 4 - January 5 - January 6 - January 7 - January 8 - January 9 - January 10- January 11- January 12 - January 13 - January 14 - January 15 - January 16 - January 17- January 18 - January 19 - January 20 January 21 - January 22 - January 23 - January 24 - January 25 - January 26 - January 27 - January 28 - January 29 - January 30 - January 31 - February 1 - February 2 - February 3 February 4 - February 5 - February 6 - February 7 - February 8 - February 9 - February 10
365 Birthdays
There are 365 Birthdays. Out of all of the billions of people who live in the world, there has got to be somebody born on each day of the year. We're going to try to accomplish the task of seeing if we can fill the calendar up with a birthday on every day of the year. Add your name next to your birthdate and lets see if we can do it!!! (Hey and don't delete any one) DONT REPLY! Copy and paste and make a new bulletin!!!!!!!! January 1- January 2 - January 3 - January 4 - January 5 - January 6 - January 7 - January 8 - January 9 - January 10- January 11- January 12 - January 13 - January 14 - January 15 - January 16 - January 17- January 18 - January 19 - January 20 January 21 - January 22 - January 23 - January 24 - January 25 - January 26 - January 27 - January 28 - January 29 - January 30 - January 31 - February 1 - February 2 - February 3 February 4 - February 5 - February 6 - February 7 - February 8 - February 9 - February 10
Birthday
I just had the worst bday of my life. It was the first bday since i got married that i was alone. I as not saying that I wanted my ex there, i am saying that i wanted my babies there. Last year I was working at a local Walmart in the tire dept. and my daughter woke up early and got my clothes ready for me on my bday, even though she got dirty clothes because she did not want to wake me...lol. She went and got me clean clothes as soon as told her that. My son made me breakfast that day. Ya know I dont remember what I got for CHRISTmas in 1998, and 2000. Why? Because in 1998 my son was a year and a half old and sitting in my lap as i helped him open his gifts. The look on his face was all i needed for my gift. Same in 2000 with my daughter. I did get to talk to them for about a few seconds, then their mother lied and said they ran outside, but i could hear them in the background still saying they loved me. What the fuck did i do to deserve her being such a fucking bitch to m
Birth!
We have a machine that goes...."ping"
Birthday
Today is my birthday and It was great I got up to kinda clean the house up since a friend was coming over when they ogt off work this moring. Well I made plans to go to Georges house this morning because last year on my birthday I went to his house and he said it would be like a tadition that i come over early so he could spend some time with me. Well with my friend coming over I didnt know how i was going to see Pony and George at the same time. So my mom told me to sit down and close my eyes at like 7:30am so when I opened them there stood George. It was a great surprise to me when I saw him in fromt of me. A few minutes later Pony came over then Erin showed up. I wasnt expecting here to come over too so that was another surprise. With me being out of work and all it was nice to have some friends come over on my birthday. Then we got pizza for dinner and I got a movie for myself. I didnt get to watch it cause I was tired so I took a nap i will watch it tomorrow. So far my birthday is
Birthday Weekend Recap...
The November 10th Birthday Bash that LorrAINIAC threw for me on air was a lot of fun. She put a lot of work into it along with help from Cuzz and Tony Batman. It turned out to be the highlight of my entire weekend. The in studio guests were Konnie (my roommate), Cara Lott, Shayna Knight, Alexia Milano, Robert, Chris Rock, Sideshow Tony, Triple D (aka Double H Bombs), Peter Warren from AVN, and KSEXradio's own Baadmaster. Also, KSEXradio listeners and friends, Fishman, Adriana, "Jon", Keiko and Gwen took the time to call in with Birthday wishes. I also wanted to say thank you to everyone to took the time to leave me birthday comments on myspace and here on Cherrytap as well. The rest of the weekend was underwhelming. Saturday, I got together with my parents and my friend Dennis for dinner. Later in the evening, I went to Bar Sinister to meet up with some non industry friends, who had been very vocal that I come the club so they could celebrate my birthday with me. After everyone g
Birthday Bitch!! (come Party!!)
HERE'S THE INVITE, 5 DAYS TO GO..... AND TO THOSE 6 OR 7 THAT WILL BE THERE FOR SURE, Y'ALL ROCK!! NOW LET'S ROLL..........................................................
Birthday
I just wanted to thank all my friends who sent me birthday comments and cards.Im lucky to have such good friends.I had a great birthday. Love to All Roger
Birthday!!!
I can't believe my baby girl just turned three years old yesterday! We had such a wonderful day! Karissa got so many gifts! She was surprised! There were a lot of people here wanting to celebrate her special day with her. Karissa requested a Cinderella cake. And it was beautiful! I hated to cut into it! Because it looked just beautiful! My baby girl...She's growing up!
Birthdaypresent;-)
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them." A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at
The Birth Of A Butterfly
A man found a cocoon of a butterfly. One day a small opening in the cocoon appeared. He sat and watched the butterfly for several hours as it struggled to force its body through that little hole. Then it seemed to stop making any progress. It appeared as if it had gotten as far as it could, and it could go no further. So the man decided to help the butterfly. He took a pair of scissors and snipped off the remaining bit of the cocoon. The butterfly then emerged easily. But it had a swollen body and small, shriveled wings. The man continued to watch the butterfly because he expected that, at any moment, the wings would enlarge and expand to be able to support the body, which would contract in time. Neither happened! In fact, the butterfly spent the rest of its life crawling around with a swollen body and shriveled wings. It never was able to fly. What the man, in his kindness and haste, did not understand was that the restricting cocoon and the struggle required for the butte
Birthday Love
Hey evryone please go see this girl blow her up with love! Become her friend, fan, AND be sure to GIVE HER A GIFT IT IS HER BIRTHDAY TODAY!!! beautifulstarmandy@ CherryTAP HUGS>>>>>>>>HAPPY BIRTHDAY From Always.....Tanya/TURTLE Turtle@ CherryTAP
Birthdate-blog
Your Birthdate: March 4 You have an extraordinary character - moral, responsible, and disciplined. Your sincerely and honesty shine through in almost every situation. Driven and focused, you rarely let your emotions get the better of you. You're level headed and rational. People count on your to look at things objectively. Your strength: Your unwavering loyalty and ethics Your weakness: Your rock solid stubbornness Your power color: Navy blue Your power symbol: Shield Your power month: April What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Birthday!
Its my Birthday today!!!!!!!!!!!
Birthmonth
Your Birth Month is June Peaceful and harmonious, you seek the gentle side of life. Your warmth and consideration touches many. Your soul reflects: Friendship, love, and beauty Your gemstone: Pearl Your flower: Rose Your colors: Light blue, white, and cream What Does Your Birth Month Mean?
Birthday
Hello, Its my Birthday tomorrow and I find myself in a weird mood i should be happy that Im getting older. And that I will be spending it with my houston family and friends. So that means the world to me. Im just sick of all those friends that say there there for you,,,, but never are or the ones that say the day before Ill take you out but then some thing always comes up. Dam people don't u understand that maybe just maybe I was some what looking forward to spending time with them. but I guess not I was put on the back burner last night and I always will be with that person. So I leave it at this, those people need to stay out of my life I don't have time in my life for flakes and this to me looks as if they could progress into some thing like that.
Birthday
MY BIRTHDAY IS 12/11/2006 I WILL BE 46 YRS OLD
The Birth Of A Baby!
Im not a proud grandmother or anything....but I had to stop just long enough to let everyone know. My Grandson was born today December 7, 2006 at 3:29 PM. He weighs in at 7lbs and is 19 1/2 inches long. He is very healthy. We give our thanks, Love and appreciation for the friends and family who were praying the hardest for him last night. I will do further updates as soon as I can take time to type more. Thank you again. Love To All. This is a great day. I hope everyone elses was as good. Thanks you.. Love, Joshua, Sharon and Amber.
Birthday
I want to thank all my friends for the very nice birthday wishes ,,,my friends are the best
Birthday And Love Life
Your Birthdate: December 11 You may watch someone from afar before you finally decide to make your move. It takes a long time for you to develop an attraction to someone. Generally, you prefer to pick who you love. Anyone who tries to rush you is in for some heartache. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 1 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 1 You are most compatible with people born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, and 29th of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?
Birthday Announcement
BIRTHDAY ANNOUNCEMENT Can you believe it? Monica Lewinsky has just turned 31 this week. It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees. They grow up so fast.
Birthday Blog
yup its now officially my birthday im officially 29 not and smashed! ok no more typing aimlessly but i will respond to everyone
Birthday
I turned 30 today, and what a rude awakening it was! None of my friends remembered. I got nothing from my mother, and my friends forgot to call me
Birthday Blues
I love birthdays!! I love celebrating them for me and for everyone else. This year is my 30th birthday which should be a super exciting one. Just a couple of problems. My family got in a huge fight over what they were going to plan as a surprise for me. I'm normally the family party planner. Plus they're all broke. So now I think there may be nothing planned at all. Then I've been waiting all month to buy a blast for my birthday. I screwed up my freaking checkbook and I don't get to have my birthday blast either!! So I guess my 30th will go by quietly without my face appearing on your screen every couple of minutes...which I suppose will make some of you quite happy!! Thanks for listening...I should have some new pictures up soon at the very least. ~SMILE~
Birthday
So Thursday was my birthday. I should've written about it before, but I have been so busy with dead week then finals week. It was fun. Thursday night after school I went to dinner with some people from my lab. Then on Friday night I went to Outback with about 9 other people to celebrate. Misti made me a little mermaid cake. She took a cake decorating class, and she's pretty damn good at it! I'm going to upload it soon. Also, Pat brought me some notebooks that are really cute like the ones she uses in class. I'll take a picture of that sometime, maybe this weekend. Anyway, we had a good time. I had an ethics final due (by email) at midnight on Friday and I tried to finish it before we left but I had some more stuff to write, so I had to finish it after dinner and I had been drinking so it might suck. Altho, I did write my personal statement to get into grad school while drinking (red wine) and obviously that worked well. Everyone liked my personal statement, it was even used as an examp
Birthday In 5 Days
my b-day is in days. i'll be turning 24 on sunday.what do you think i should do that day?
Birthday
It's My Birthday Tomorrow. Thats All. :)
Birthday Lover
Your Birthdate: April 15 For you, love is a natural progression from friendship. You are almost always friends first. In love, you are loyal, steady, and honest. You are not a cheater or even much of a flirt. You are likely to stay friends with your ex... and open to rekindling something in the future. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 4 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 6 You are most compatible with people born on the 6th, 15th, and 24th of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?
Birthday...
so i have a birthday cumming up at the very beginning of the year - jan 1st to be exact. who wants to buy me a pressie? i'd love u forever =)
Birthday
TURNING 33 SATURDAY....OH NO!
Birthday
WELL HERE U GO NEXT WEEK ON CHRISTMAS IS MY 37TH BIRTHDAY. I'M PISSED AT MY EX.. FIRST YESTERDAY THE 18TH WAS MY DAUGHTERS 18TH BIRTHDAY AND SHE FINALLY CALLED ME BC SHE HAD TO BC AT FIRST HER DAD WOULD NOT LET HER CALL ME THIS IS MY THING I WAS THE ONE WHO WAS PREGNANT WITH HER FOR NINE MONTHS AND I WAS THE ONE WHO WAS IN LABOR WITH HER FOR 23 HRS NOT HIM WHAT GIVES HIM THE FUCKING RIGHT TO TELL HER SHE CAN'T CALL HER MOM.. IF IT WASN'T FOR ME SHE WOULD NOT BE HERE...ITS HIS TIME TO HAVE HER FOR THE HOLIDAYS NEXT YEAR IT IS MINE SO IT JUST PISSES ME OFF WHEN HE TELLS HER THAT SHE CAN'T CALL ME... ANOTHER THING I TURN 37 IN 6 DAY YES MY BIRTHDAY IS CHRISTMAS DAY..THAT SUCKS I DO HAVE TO SAY THIS YEAR I GOT A GREAT CHRISTMAS PRESENT MY BOYFRIEND ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM AND I SAID YES TO HIM AND I GOT A VERY PRETTY ENGAGEMENT RING TOO..HE HAS BEEN THE BEST THING TO ME IN A LONG TIME.. I JUST WISH MY CHILDREN WERE HERE TO MAYBE I'M BEING A LIL SELFISH BUT I THINK I HAVE THAT RIGHT... PLZ TE
Birthday!
Today is my stepdads birthday but sadly he is not here with us anymore. For those of you who dont know he passed away on Jan 30th of this year. It has been a rought day for my mother so if you can take a minute of your time to say a few words to her...I would be greatful. Thanks everyone! Moon-Fire ~Wiccan~@ CherryTAP Love Vamp ~*Happy Birthday Daddy Bammbamm!*~ We Miss You!
Birthdays...
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Birthcontrol At Its Finest
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Birthday
cant believe in two days i'll be 38. yes xmas eve ,what shall i be up too? well the same as allways in a pub with me mates having a few beers.anybody else fancy it
Birthday Announcement
I would just like to let everyone know that on the 27th of December it will be my wife's 24th birthday. Please drop by and wish her a happy birthday. missy_23451@ CherryTAP
Birth......
Wow Just got back from the hospital,Ended up giving birth to two xmas tree ornaments errr i mean kidney stones lol... Pain I don't know if i've left this link or not but ohh well here it is another album by me at my photo storage site http://ImageEvent.com/bspow1/justasaturday hope its not a repeat
Birthday Fun
big day 2morrow .got my mates together and were off on a day out lots of beer and good times ahead
Birthday
So yesterday was my birthday, and I turned 28. Adam took me out to Arby's for lunch, then we went to the mall, did some christmas shopping, he bought me a Play Boy beanie hat. We went to Spencer's and I got us some naughty flavored lotion, and Trinity a Chucky doll. Then we went to FYE and Adam got a game and a Happy Bunny poster. Then we went to Hot Topic for me, so I could shop. Trinity, omg, she was just like any 2 y/o throwing a nasty fit and making a sympathy party for herself. I was shopping in Hot Topic, picking out my christmas presents with the money my mom sent to us for Christmas. The whole time, Trinity was screaming her head off, and crying, just because she wanted me to hold her (note, I have a fucked up knee and can't do to much, and really not supposed to be on my feet). People were saying how sad it was and how they felt sorry for her, and when they found out she was mine, they were even more sympathitic towards the situation. I don't know how Adam stayed so c
Birthday Party
Hello Dear Friend! Well, as you know, it's time for my birthday again. Last year they had a real big party for me and it seems like they will again this year. After all, they've been shopping and preparing for it for months now, and there have been announcements and advertisements almost everyday about how soon it's coming! They really do go overboard about it, but it's nice to know that at least on one day of the year some people are thinking about me a little. You know, it's been many years now since they first started celebrating my birthday. Back then they seemed to realize and appreciate how much fun it is for the little children. Just the same, it seems that most folks are missing the point of it all. Like last year for example...when my birthday came around they threw a big party but can you believe it?... I wasn't invited! Imagine! The guest of honor, and they forgot all about me! Here they had begun preparing for the festivities two months in advance but when the big day
Birthday Tomorrow
I just joined tonight so this would be my first blog. I love typing so its an absolute pleasure to type on here. Well today i had a wonderful christmas even tho i knew what my presents were two days ealier. I got a plasma tv, a flat screen pc, a webcam and a microphone italian bag. And tomorrow is m 22nd birthday. Pretty excited but not at the same time as my paents forgot my birthday last yr so i dont know what to expect this time lol
Birthday Tomorrow
I just joined tonight so this would be my first blog. I love typing so its an absolute pleasure to type on here. Well today i had a wonderful christmas even tho i knew what my presents were two days ealier. I got a plasma tv, a flat screen pc, a webcam and a microphone italian bag. And tomorrow is m 22nd birthday. Pretty excited but not at the same time as my paents forgot my birthday last yr so i dont know what to expect this time lol
Birthday
is on the 31st....5 days..what am i gunna do? hit me up give me ideas friends....much ♥
Birthday
TY to the one's who wished me a Happy Birthday today luv's to ya HUGGS~~Nancy
Birthday
my birthday is comeing up on the 9th of jan anyone close enough to help me celebrate it ?? lol
Birthday Love
Grr... I'm a person renowned for remembering birthdays. I'm serious -- I keep track of ALL of my real life friends' and family's birthdays and always drop them a line on their birthday. But it's too hard to keep track on CherryTap! (At least Myspace gives me upcoming birthday warnings, as long as I pay attention to them.) And it just took me a half-hour to go through just my family and a few select friends and write down their birthdays. It would take me hours and hours to go through 500 friends' pages. :( So, if you want love on your birthday, drop me a line, especially if your birthday is in the next couple months. Right now, I have, written down: Wendi/Angelkisses 1/16 Stangme 2/4 Lindale 2/23 Talkietoasta 2/26 Speedball 3/11 Amazon 3/16 Poopsiekinz 3/18 Bilicious 3/26 Will/TexanMarine 4/12 Ringling 4/12 Joecub 4/14 Anyone else in those months, please let me know, and I'll be sure to leave you some birthday love!
Birthday Blast In Tampa
Heading on down to Tampa to celebrate my Birthday the first week in february,my birthday is february 4th,so any way the party will be held in a gothic castle well actually it is a nightclub in the heart of ybor city in tampa,the club on the outside is a castle hence the name the castle(lol).Every year i go down to tampa to celebrate my birthday and meet up with friends of mine who live in tampa and we partyour asses off, we got so drunk at one party we were carried out,a friend of mine was a bouncer at coyote ugly(another one of my favorite hangouts)he took a few pictures of my drunk ass it was hysterical,he showed the pictures the next day i was laughing my ass off. Well this year i have a challenge at my party this year a friend of mine and i are going for a challenge to see how many 68 ounce fishbowl margaritas we can drink or finish!this is going to be a good one,i hope we both survive the challenge lmao.
Birthday
tomorrow is my 33rd birthday...who's gonna spank me?
Birthday
Well, now i am 30, hmm, doesnt feel any different, but what does that really mean.??? I dont know??
Birthday?
Somehow I must have missed my birthday. CT tells me I'm 55. I'm born april 6, 1952. So this is weird. I was getting depressed already today. I received a letter of the Alzheimerfund and I got a message that I could get a "free" shot against the flue. I belong to the "elderly" who have more risks getting this, the message said. Both letters made me not amused. And now they speed up my age again. it's definitely not my day. It's no fun getting speedy old. NO LOL at all!
Birth Control
A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, go to his house for an early afternoon quickie. "Don't worry," he assures her, "my wife is out of town on a business trip, so there's no risk." As one thing leads to another, the woman reaches into her purse and suddenly gasps, "We have to stop. I forgot to bring birth control!" "No problem," he replies, "I'll get my wife's diaphragm." After a few minutes of searching, he returns to the bedroom in a fury. "That witch!" he exclaims. "She took it with her. I always knew she didn't trust me!"
Birthday
Your Birthdate: May 15 You take life as it is, and you find happiness in a variety of things. You tend to be close to family and friends. But it's hard to get into your inner circle. Making the little things wonderful is important to you, and you probably have an inviting home. You seek harmony with others, but occasionally you have a very stubborn streak. Your strength: Your intense optimism Your weakness: You shy away from exploring your talents Your power color: Jade Your power symbol: Flower Your power month: June What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
A Birthday Poem For The One That Died On Valentines Last Year
Its been a year since you were born except you wernt born at all.I cried that day you went away because I was just nine weeks along.You might be just a memory but you are still my child.Happy Birthday little one,the one that was never born.
Birthday
Your Birthdate: April 21 You're a restless rebel with an unpredictable nature. Bright but unbridled, you tend to seek out wild experiences over new ideas. People are frustrated by your great potential, but you love your unconventional life. You're a heartbreaker. People get attached to you, and then you're gone. Your strength: Your thirst for adventure Your weakness: Not taking time for slow pleasures Your power color: Hot pink Your power symbol: Figure eight Your power month: March What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Birthdays
Much like the coming of the New Year, Birthdays have always been, for me, a time of reflection. Celebration of accomplishments over the previous year, collection of goals and dreams for the following year. Assessment of what I could have done differently, and vows to grow and welcome change in the time to come. Sometimes looking back can be difficult and disappointing. It is necessary, in my opinion, for how can one correct the misjudgments of the past if one refuses to acknowledge their existence. My point today, is not to dwell on failed ambitions, or misguided decisions..but to view them openly, honestly, and with the intent of learning from them, lessons ..which without them, I may not have known. I may not have gained much materialistically this past year, but I have been blessed with richness in strengthening bonds with family and friends, recognizing my own weaknesses and taking steps to improve myself, learning to be my own validation, and finally finding my
Birthday Calculator ( Way Cool !!!! )
"I KNOW THIS IS WAY MORE INFORMATION THAN YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT ME....JUST WANTED YOU TO SEE THE KIND OF INFO. YOU WILL GET ON YOUR SELF IF YOU GO TO THE LINK AT THE END OF THIS BLOG." 19 June 1970 My date of conception was on or about 26 September 1969 which was a Friday. I was born on a Friday under the astrological sign Gemini. My Life path number is 6. Life Path Compatibility: I am most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 3, 6 & 9. I should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 8, 11 & 22. I am least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7. The Julian calendar date of my birth is 2440756.5. The golden number for 1970 is 14. The epact number for 1970 is 22. The year 1970 was not a leap year. My birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/6/1970 and ending 1/26/1971. I was born in the Chinese year of the Dog. My Native American Zodiac sign is Elk; My plant is Mullein. I
Birthday Countdown
oh boy only 3 more days till my birthday.
Birth Stone
Your Birth Month is January You are a natural leader who is able to stand up when no one else can. Strong and powerful, you tend to overshadow those around you. Your soul reflects: deep love, fascination with life, and a distinctive persona Your gemstone: Garnet Your flower: Snowdrop Your colors: Black, dark red, and dark blueWhat Does Your Birth Month Mean?
Birthday
Your Birthdate: January 25 You excel at anything difficult or high tech. In other words, you're a total (brilliant) geek. It's difficult for you to find people worth spending time with. Which is probably why you'll take over the world with your evil robots! Your strength: Your unfailing logic Your weakness: Loving machines more than people Your power color: Tan Your power symbol: Pi Your power month: JulyWhat Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Birthdays Sux
I'm starting to see a trend how birthdays really sux ass. Its probably just me. loser i know. Last 3 yrs every b-day has somehow gotten to be more worthless than the last. Still didn't get to go out to do anything again. Just gonna give up on the whole thing since really what is it anyways? Its just another damn day. Only decent thing i learned today is that my so called best friend is actually a hypocrit. When ya got plans to go out and party or just go to the bar to down a few and shoot some pool; its ok for him to dis ya and say he is not in the mood to now go out or just not answer his phone. Its like what the fuck? We have been planning on doing something but now you don't want to. So for the past 2 weeks we have been sayin that we were gonna do some stuff today. Well yesterday he gives me some bullshit answer that he isn't really sure if he wants to do anything today cause its been a bad week. Then today I talk to him and said that i'd like to get a bite to eat and just hang
Birthday Wish
Graphics & Layouts HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY! xdreamcatcher77x@ CherryTAP
Birth Sign
Aries You are so full of energy, you constantly attract hotties, and you are always the dominant one in the sack. It is very easy for you approach people because you have so much confidence and you are very forward about your feelings. You are very likely to have lots of sexual partners, (sometimes all at once), and be the most sexually experienced of any of your friends. Sex matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Birthday
Just wonderful, my birthday is in a week. One of my most dreaded days of the year. Maybe this year will change it. For once it just might be good. Yeah then I am set up to have another horrible day, Valentine's day.
The Birth Order Predictor
How funny! I'm the oldest out of 3 kids...and I'm 18 years older than the youngest! You Are Likely A Forth Born At your darkest moments, you feel angry. At work and school, you do best when your analyzing. When you love someone, you tend to be very giving. In friendship, you don't take the initiative in reaching out. Your ideal jobs are: factory jobs, comedy, and dentistry. You will leave your mark on the world with your own personal philosophy. The Birth Order Predictor
Birthday
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Birthday Gift For Jim!
hey guys please visit my mumm and let me know what u think. http://www.cherrytap.com/mum.php?id=25158 or leave me a comment about it here.......... IM GONNA POST A MUM ON THIS TOO BUT IM ASKING MY FRIENDS TOO.... iM THINKING OF HAVING PICTURES TAKEN FOR JIM FOR HIS BIRTHDAY. THOES OF YOU THAT KNOW ME, ( MALE AND FEMALE) WHICH DO YOU THINK WOULD BE BETTER AN INTIMATE BEDROOM SETTING WITH ME DRESSED TO MATCH OR LIKE A OUTDOOR SETTING WITH THE bIKER IMAGE, LEATHER JACKET ECT?? lET ME KNOW PLEASE........
Birthday Coming Up Soon..
Hello everyone..Hope everyone is doing good..Well it will not be long till I'm another year older..For some reason I have the wrong age on profile so now I have to fix that..LOL.. You know when you turn 16,you cant wait till your 18, then you cant wait till your 21 and legal to do it all.LOL.. What was we thinking wanting to rush all those years..LOL..Now it is time for the years to quit coming so fast..LOL. For some reason a bumper sticker I seen comes to mind..LOL..Be kind to your kids remember they pick the nursing home you go to..LOL..Well time for me to close here and get some sleep...
Birth Month
Your Birth Month is April You are trustworthy and highly ethical in all facets of life. Helpful and steady, you are able to solve any problem. Your soul reflects: Bliss, playfulness, and curiosity Your gemstone: Diamond Your flower: Sweet Pea Your colors: Yellow and red What Does Your Birth Month Mean?
Birthday
Well, its that time coming up very shortly. It is about 30 mins away and I will officialy become 30 years old. It still feels like yesterday when going to high school and so forth. So, to all people reading this blog. All I can say is... I hope for some ass kickin times at age 30...and it will all begin at RPMs on Friday Arpil 13 in Bridgeville, PA. Later everyone! SL
Birthmonth March
Your Birth Month is March You love life and exude an outgoing, cheerful vibe. Blessed with a great sense of humor, you can laugh at adversity. Your soul reflects: Respect, desire, and generosity Your gemstone: Aquamarine Your flower: Daffodil Your colors: White and light blue What Does Your Birth Month Mean?
Birthday
Your Birth Month is March You love life and exude an outgoing, cheerful vibe. Blessed with a great sense of humor, you can laugh at adversity. Your soul reflects: Respect, desire, and generosity Your gemstone: Aquamarine Your flower: Daffodil Your colors: White and light blueWhat Does Your Birth Month Mean?
Birth Month September
Your Birth Month is September Tolerant and inspirational, you are wise beyond your years. You are universally sympathetic and a great humanitarian. Your soul reflects: Devotion, light, and love Your gemstone: Sapphire Your flower: Morning Glory Your colors: Brown and deep blueWhat Does Your Birth Month Mean?
Birthday Train
HEY EVERYONE I AM TRYING TO START A BIRTHDAY LOG.SO WHEN ITS SOMEONES BIRTHDAY I WILL POST A BULLENTINE AND ALSO SOME SURPRISES.WOULDNT IT BE NICE TO HELP YOUR FRIENDS CELEBRATE THERE BIRTHDAY.SO PLEASE SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE WITH YOUR INFO ON IT AND WHEN ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY WE WILL CELEBRATE.
Birthday
well I made it into another year! I had a great birthday!!! I am loved! Is it bad that I still love getting presents???
Birthday
Hello there folks out there in CT land. Today is the 1 year old birthday for my twins, Sanden and Kiera!!!! I will be posting new updated pics of them in my default folder ASAP.
Birthdays And Love Life
Your Birthdate: January 11 You may watch someone from afar before you finally decide to make your move. It takes a long time for you to develop an attraction to someone. Generally, you prefer to pick who you love. Anyone who tries to rush you is in for some heartache. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 1 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 1 You are most compatible with people born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, and 29th of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?
Birthday
My best friend and I had our party together yesterday. We didn't do anything special.. Just got a cake and had some icecream and made some burgers and ate chips..Just got a few friends together.. I took some pics.. and we ate, after that we were to full for cake or icecream..lol So I ended up takin it home with me...lol I will be 35 the 24th of this month and she will be 42 the 28th of this month.. So in all it was an okay birthday..
Birthday Suggestions Needed
So My Birthday is next Thursday n i have no clue what i wanna do for it. Im gonna be 22. I need suggestion they are wanted most def so throw em out yall!
Birthdays
Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin where born on this day in 1809
Birthday Girl In The House!
Make your Comments HEARD at COMMENTYOU.com kathy@ CherryTAP Lets show some CT love.....She really likes cake! hehe Hugs M'Lady Tina
Birthday
Come on everyone It is my birthday on Sunday Feb the 18th help me out here and vote on my profile and help me get my cherry points here P.S. It would be an awsome b-day present to get me up another level :-)
Birthday Bash In My Girl Illusions Lounge
HEY YALL THIS IS AN INVITATION TO SMOKE E. DIGGLERA'S 30th BIRTHDAY BASH! The Official CherryTap Page of Smoke E. Digglera@ CherryTAP DATE:FEB 15th 07 TIME: ALL DAY PLACE:MY LOUNGE THIS IS LINK TO MY LOUNGE http://cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=5065
Birth Order - Yep It Pegged Me !!
You Are Likely a Second Born At your darkest moments, you feel inadequate. At work and school. you do best when you're evaluating. When you love someone, you offer them constructive criticism. In friendship, you tend to give a lot of feedback - positive and negative. Your ideal careers are: accounting, banking, art, carpentry, decorating, teaching, and writing novels. You will leave your mark on the world with art and creative projects. The Birth Order Predictor
Birthday!
Just a remind that tomorrow is my birthday! Feel free to celebrate wherever you may be. Gifts are always appreciated.
Birthday....
So my Birthday was on Valentines Day and i LOVE that day....So...decided to have an all day party...BUT DAMN mother nature kicked in and we had the winter blizzard of 07 So we had to go a diff route...So pulled out the snowmobiles and decided to do that for awhile...COLD as hell but was sooo much fun...Des was on the back of mine and it was soo cold and she kept asking me "Are we having fun yet angel?" lol I told her yes we are...Snowmobiled for over 2 hours all around the open fields here...LOVE living in the country...Then we hit the bars and well...I can say that dancing took off alot of frustration...Then we hit the strip clubs where my sis used to work and since we all know the dancers there and they all knew it was my bday i got to get up on stage and dance...lol ya i did a 5 min strip show ..The tequila was flowing pretty good, I dont remember much of the club but i am reminded pretty much alot from my cousins and friends....Ended up going to an after hour club also and playi
Birthday
It's my birthday - where are my birthday gifts?!?!?!
Birthday Bedroom Orgy
(Written from a man's point of view, I am Bi.. and I would want a wife of mine and myself to do this) We married young. My wife, Bianca, had promised me a surprise for my twenty-fourth birthday. I had expected a surprise party, but there was nobody in the house when we got home from work. I had no idea what to expect, but I had a feeling that it was going to be a memorable night. She looked absolutely beautiful that night, wearing her long straight black hair down, and in a sexy cocktail dress. Bianca and I met at the gym and we were both in great shape. She had large supple breasts and a flat stomach and thin waist that led down to a tight round ass. As for me, I was in the best shape of my life. I’d finally achieved the six-pack I was after, and had the pecs and arms I’d worked so hard for. I wasn’t huge, but I was fit and defined. She had prepared an amazing dinner. After we ate, Bianca led me upstairs to the bedroom. We sat down on the bed and sta
Birthday Girl Aka Miss Ally
TODAY IS ALLY'S BIRTHDAY SHE IS 22 TODAY. SHE WANTED A BLAST FOR HER BIRTHDAY, BUT DIDN'T GET ONE. DROP BY HER SITE AND SHOW HER SOME CHERRY LOVE:)
Birthdayday Girl
TODAY WAS OR IS MY DAUGHTER'S BIRTHDAY AND SHE WANTED A BLAST. I DID NOT HAVE THE MEANS TO GIVE IT TO HER AND IT MADE ME FEEL BAD. BUT SHE HAS ALOT OF FRIENDS N FANS . WHO COULD HAVE MADE THIS DREAM COME TRUE . DID THEY EVEN BOTHER TO WISH HER HAPPY BIRTHDAY NO THEY DIDN'T.. DID THEY EVEN CARE NO .. THANK YOU .THAT IS WHAT I THIN OF YOU HOPE THAT YA GET WHAT YA WANT CAUSE SHE DIDN'T. I AM A MOM A GOOD MOM ARE YOU? I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BUT I WON'T JUDGE YOU SHOW SOME LOVE ON HER PAGE IF YA NOT TO BUSY.#178822 . MISS ALLY AKA BIRTHDAY GIRL.. MUCH PEACE N LOVE TO YOU AND YOURS:)
Birth Day
hey all my friends and fans this sunday the 25 of febuary is your Darling Devil Duckie's Birthday... thats all i got just let'n ya all know
Birthdays....
Today is my birthday, I am finally 21, a supossed milestone in american culture. Would you like to know what I got for my birthday... a hang over and regrets. Perhaps this will be the year of regrets for myself, I had never been much for them before, but perhaps this will be a new part of me. Last night made me realize that my semi-mantra "Nous Sommes Tout Seul" (We are all alone. Is very true we start out alone we end alone and even when you're out with your friends you are still alone, no one knows your true thoughts and intentions other than yourself. I am upset that I didn't get to ring my birthday in with certain people who said they would come and didn't, certain people I changed plans for so they both could be comfortable. I suppose I needed the experience of being stood up, after all I had never had that happen before, I suppose we all need that kind of humbling experience. But a reason would be nice, but I'll get over it, such is the way of things, from one I will probably get
Birthday
February Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent andclever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislike unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. [no image]
Birthday!
Since I can't make a MUMM here we go... Stop by and say Happy Birthday to Matt... he's amazing and March 2nd is his birthday, just let him know people are thinking about him on his special day!! the bull god@ CherryTAP
Birthday Boy
happy bithday to the one who makes me smile who hold my hands and talks for a while im sending a hug just to let you know i am thinking of you wherever i go from my soft lips im sending you a kiss to keep in your pocket from your little miss i love the way you make me giggle and kiss me neck and make me wiggle my words are the truth on that you can bet you have a key already to my heart that is set happy birthday again i hope its gone well i didnt trip over you know that i fell...
Birthdays
So here it is on Monday 5, 2007. At 4:31 a.m. Dreading tomorrow.. I would rather crawl under a rock an die but i sit here contemplating my life. What have i done with myself? Another year has come an gone already, an I'm still sitting here thinking about life. I know everyone is sitting here thinking.. How old is she turning.... I'm gonna be 24 tomorrow. an a year closer to 25..then to 30.. then 40. I try not to think about all the bad things that have happened to me over my years...thinking about writing a book by the way. The only good things that come to mind are... my kids for sure... my man when he gives me attention... brad...well what can i say about brad. He will always be there. Terrence my Jamaican flame..so hot. Damon..my first internet friend an love. Will never forget you. Made those cold lonely nights up here in Canada more bearable. The list could go on an on but i won't. But i want to say thanks to all the people that i have met on CT. your all awesome people, an your a
Birth Control
THE DOCTOR THAT HAD BEEN SEEING AN 80-YEAR-OLD WOMAN FOR MOST OF HER LIFE FINALLY RETIRED. AT HER NEXT CHECKUP, THE NEW DOCTOR TOLD HER TO BRING A LIST OF ALL THE MEDICINES THAT HAD BEEN PRESCRIBED FOR HER. AS THE YOUNG DOCTOR WAS LOOKING THROUGH THESE, HIS EYES GREW WIDE AS HE REALIZED SHE HAD A PRESCRIPTION FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS. "MRS. SMITH DO YOU REALIZE THESE ARE BIRTH CONTROL PILLS?" YES, THEY HELP ME SLEEP AT NIGHT." "MRS. SMITH, I ASSURE YOU THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN THESE THAT COULD POSSIBLY HELP YOU SLEEP!" SHE REACHED OUT AND PATTED THE YOUNG DOCTOR'S KNEE. "YES, DEAR, I KNOW THAT. BUT EVERY MORNING, I GRIND ONE UP AND MIX IT IN THE GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE THAT MY 16 YEAR OLD GRANDDAUGHTER DRINKS...AND BELIEVE ME, IT HELPS ME SLEEP AT NIGHT." YOU GOTTA LOVE GRANDMAS!
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Birthday
mm i'm tired, but i have to go to work in 10 minutes. it's my birthday though nothing exciting happened or anything. it took me until noon to fall asleep i woke up at 130 then felicity woke me again at two to come and say hi and such. then i fell asleep again after 4 and had to get up at 6 to go to my foster parents for dinner. i just napped for maybe an hr. so it should be an interesting night. i had an odd dream today. i had one similiar before. i think there was a ghost in my house. im still not sure if i was awake or asleep for the first part. i just remember feeling terrified ish all the sudden and like something was in the house, and i was getting these weird flows of chemicals thru my body that would start at my chest become overwelming then sort of die down and surge thru my body. i forced myself to sit up and sort of look around though i was scared to where it took a lot of effort to make myself move. then when it became for sure a dream i remember finding the milkman le
Birthday Today Please Show Her Love
Courtesy of MsTags.com THIS IS MY SISTER!!PLEASE GO WISH HER HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!SHOW HER LOTS OF LOVE!!SHE'S GREAT!! becbec@ CherryTAP Courtesy of MsTags.com
Birthstone
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Birthday
I just want to thank you all for a wonderful birthday!!
Birthday Luvs
LOL 15 Days Until My Birthday!!! Anyone Wanna Turn 26 For Me??? Haha
Birthdays Past......
Birthdays come and go..reflecting on the ones in the past one stands out above the rest..... ....Once again as it happens constantly to me, I get blown off. This Birthday evening I happen to not have kids and looking forward to what I really want for my Birthday..a complete licking..... Talking to a friend, I explain how hot and bothered I am and that my date has vanished....I think i scare them all away. A much younger man..he drive down to where I am from north Jersey..late in the night......only having talked to him a few times emails and IMS I had no idea what to expect. I was freshly showered and in a nice outfit waiting for my friend. I opened the door and a tall blond blue eyed man stood before me. He was breathtaking. I bit my lower lip and let him in. ....From there..the threw me back on my bed and kissed me...holding my hair and his hands wandering my body....I did not expect him to be this forceful..but he tore my clothing off of me to devour every inch of me. He licked
Birthday
Your Birthdate: November 22 You tend to be understated and under appreciated. You have a hidden force to do amazing things, doing them your own way. People may see you as strange and shy, but they know little. Your unconventional ways have more power than they (and even you) know. Your strength: Standing up for what you know is true Your weakness: You tend to be picky and rigid Your power color: Silver Your power symbol: Square Your power month: April What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Birthday
today was my youngest first birthday!!! we had a great time he demolished a whole piece of cake on his own...
Birthday Meanings
Birthday meanings Is your birthday day 1 of the month? Your Life You are very curious and dedicative. When you are interested in something, everything else has to wait. This is your quality. But if you learn to be more patient and complete what you have started, you will be successful in life. Your Love You believe in love at first sight. You won't wait to learn more about the person. Vise versa, people who fail to impress you will hardly get a chance to be your friend. Your emotion is on the extreme. You can only love or hate, nothing in between and this often shows in your expression. Try not to end a relationship in a quarrel. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Is your birthday day 2 of the month? Your Life You have great common sense but usually fail to follow through. This might happens because you are too busy with your mission and shut yourself from the outside world. You are clever and profound so there's a sl
Birth Of A Fish
He lives in a four by two glass box It reminds me of my head I wish my floor would have rocks, but it's covered with puddles instead If I could be him, life would be great I could erase this permanent frown I wouldn't even be held down by my own weight I woke up walked to the tank to hear his thoughts on yesterday How was it? I asked And after a tapping the glass He looked my way, then gave me this depressed expression Impressed, its best just to say Besides the tides and the grey skies, it was ok! And I said Hey mister fish, you did all that you wish You got, nothing to complain about while hanging out in this (bis?) Well he replied Well Existence is bliss, there's so much that you miss Besides get off the trip, happiness is just a myth I said Living in water is extremely more peaceful than life finding minds, blinded by evil, and forced to see through these two peep wholes. It seems a redeemed freedom, not being limited by walls That only mean to qualify ground fo
Birthday
Well, another birthday has come for me. I'm not doing anything real special for me today, just gonna be taking myself out for dinner. Ya'll enjoy your day and I'll try and do the same
Birthday Month And What It Means
¢¾ APRIL = SWEETIE APRIL means that your really good looking. Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless. having many children. Hardworking. High spirited.
Birthday
Birthday Freak Out
So do you think it's okay to freak out over your pending birthday? Even if you are only turning 24? Heck that's not old, not at all...but it's still creepy. One year older..a whole freakin year of my life down the drain..po0f gone..and Im not even sure if I'm proud of the last year or not. I know it's silly all things considered, but I guess I just FEEL like Im getting old because Im all 'settled' down and havie a kiddo with another one on the way...hell Im housing two of my oldest brothers!!! So hmmm.. Grr blah!
Birthday
Your Birthdate: June 11 Spiritual and thoughtful, you tend to take a step back from the world. You're very sensitive to what's going on around you, yet you remain calm. Although you are brilliant, it may take you a while to find your niche. Your creativity is supreme, but it sometimes makes it hard for you to get things done. Your strength: Your inner peace Your weakness: You get stuck in the clouds Your power color: Emerald Your power symbol: Leaf Your power month: November What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Birth Control
"A birth-control pill for men, that's fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest."
Birth Month Say About You ...
What does your birth month say about you? (With Pretty Pictures too!)January: Your Birthstone: Garnet¢¾ JANUARY = CRAZYFun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you.You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and tobe understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed.Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easilyconsoled. Honest. Concerned about people'sfeelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable.Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly.spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitiveand forms impressions carefully. Caring andloving. Treats others equally. Strong sense ofsympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges peoplethrough observations. Hardworking. No difficultiesin studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressiveunless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurtbut tak
.birthdays.n.random.stupidity.
dear cherrytap... please stop having my birthday without informing me and thereby making me older than i am. im not ready to embrace 32 yet. i have a hard enough time saying im 31. i liked 30 thank you. so stop it. please. cuz if not...i will be forced to kick you right in the nuts. which while it might be entirely pleasant for me...well hell you might like it too. *sigh* *sings* a very merry unbirthday to you! on another note. quite recently ive developed the ability to instantly become 'stupid girl' yannow the kind of person who loses their train of thought mid sentence... the kind of person who knows exactly what the word is they want to use...but its dangling out there on some random whatever ya callit..just out of reach. ya see that 'whatever ya callit' right there? yeah i know the word i wanna use...its in my brain...its just decided to dance out of reach...like an ass. Drea is giggling at me. *kicks her* hi...my name is Samm...and ima stupid s
Birthday Love
would love it all if you could help out a wonderful man -- it is his BIRTHDAY today and he is at work -- a wonderful present would be for him to be able to level up -- lest all show him some wonderful BIRTHDAY CHERRY LOVE!!! cruzin69@ CherryTAP
Birthday
Hiya all A very big thank you to everyone who wished me happy birthday for yesterday and all the presents that i received it was all muuch appreciated in the evening i went to the cinema to watch hot fuzz which i can throughlly recommend even my dad laughed which is almost never well i hope you are all having fun filled days and will hopefully be popping along to your pages to leave some love soon tp x
Birthday
tuesday is my birthday
Birthday Coming
yay! 1 week and 1 day! :) drinky drink later
Birthday Boxing
with thanks to Mystical Gemini ( I hadn't noticed this, and it's a very recent addition to the site) cherrytap.com/mybirthdays.php now graphically displays people on your friendslist with birthdays recently (past and future).
Birthday Girl
Birthday Girl At two in the morning the streets were nearly deserted. A lone car raced across an overpass. Street lights and passing signs glinted off it's flawless, shiny exterior. The car negotiated the wet snowy streets with the reckless abandonment of somebody in a hurry. Piles of dirty snow bordered the streets, choking the sidewalks after the recent storm. Few people were out and then only those with urgent business. But unlike most cars on the street, this one contained two beautiful women dressed in lavish evening gowns. "So what kind of party is it?" Kate asked as she watched the passing snow apprehensively. "You'll see. I told you it's a surprise. Have you ever known me to tell secrets?" Ellen asked. They roared through a deep puddle and Ellen pulled her BMW up next to the curb. "No, you asshole," Kate said with a hurt expression. She glanced out her window and ducked down to see the top of the towering building. She couldn't see it
Birth Mark Contest
I am having a sexiest birth mark contest. Please send me a private message if you want to enter. Include a photo link, I will RIP your picture to my gallery. Guidelines 1. NO NSFW 2. NO Downrating 3. Rates DO NOT COUNT Unless there is a tie at the end of the contest. 4. Contest will run one week from the start date. 5. It will open as soon as I get enough entries. 6. ALL Bombing is allowed, this includes bombing yourself. Prizes will be as follows 1st = 7 Day Blast 2nd = Porsche 3rd = Tropical VacationHere is my profile linkMr.D ( CT-Mafia)@ CherryTAP
Birthday
OCTOBER = THUG Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because they're one of a kind. repost in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming up sometime this month. idk whatcha think?
Birthay
Hello, M.C.A.©® is Proud to announce that on this very day...04/02/2007... Da One & Only KraZy J. is 22 yrs. old!!!!
Birthday Safire
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAFIRE!
Birthday
So Many People Showed Me Love And Wished Me A Happy B Day That I Cant Keep Up With All Of U And I Dont Wanna Leave Anyones Name Off So Im Makin This Blog To Say Thanx 2 Everyone For The Comments And Gifts.
Birth Of My First Grandson Today!
Hi all...just a quick note to share my big day with friends. My first grandson will arrive later today, so I will be away from CT and at the hospital anxiously awaiting his arrival. I will post more when I return later today...please all, say a prayer that all goes well for the happy couple and their firstborn!
Birthday Shouts
I'm just writing a little note to say Happy birthday to my friend Daniel Roblee, He would of been 19 today but he passed away August 12, 2004..Still think about you everyday beautiful and I know you're still up there looking down at all of us, We Miss You Like Crazy Boy..Happy 19th Birthday Baby Boy Also its my friend Olivias birthday too, Happy Birthday Darlin =] ALSO..HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE hehe/div>
Birthdays
So today is my birthday. I had a Astrological reading done many years ago (about 25) and found out something weird. I was born under the sign of Aries and have an Aries rising and an Aries falling whatever that means. My buddy who is really into it said it explains a lot about me. He also said it is weird because that never happens to ordinary people. I don't follow the stuff myself but I will tell you I am unique. So what will I do today? Most likely nothing. I got laid off recently so I can't afford a party or anything. I make make my spaghetti dinner tonight. I also have to take my van in and get an estimate on front end work. Buyer beware! Basically today will be like any other day. Life will go on and chances are I will get nothing for a present (I would like sex but no chances of that) and life will go one. But the best presents come home at 3:00 with their noise and news of the day which will be music to my ears. So that is what is important ... family. They are the pre
Birthday
One day a girl was born.and she had not a care. Because it was her birthday,and everyone was there. With cake and love and presents, so many did arrive. Everyone so happy, the party so alive. But as the years passed on, her family, less in number... There were less friends to greet, Less hugs and joy to comfort. She grew up knowing sadness, She grew up fearing death. For one person who went away, Another person left. And deep inside her heart, She felt a gaping hole... Ripping at her mind, And tearing at her soul. The tears fell on the napkin, Beside her birthday cake. As she unwrapped the presents, Her hands began to shake. She learned of love and passion, Thinking that, just maybe, There was more to life...And then she had a baby. Her family grew and grew,She felt alone no more. They buried her with care. She died at 94.
Birth Control
A certified redneck and his wife, had 9 children. They went to > the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed". The doctor gladly > started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make > the decision--why after nine children, would > they choose to do this. > > The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of > every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they > didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of > them could speak Spanish. >
Birthday!
My 22nd bday is this saturday!!! Who's excited?
Birthday Calculator
7 April 1964 Your date of conception was on or about 16 July 1963 which was a Tuesday. You were born on a Tuesday under the astrological sign Aries. Your Life path number is 4. Life Path Compatibility: You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 8, 11 & 22. You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 6 & 7. You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 3, 5 & 9. The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2438492.5. The golden number for 1964 is 8. The epact number for 1964 is 16. The year 1964 was a leap year. Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/13/1964 and ending 2/1/1965. You were born in the Chinese year of the Dragon. Your Native American Zodiac sign is Hawk; your plant is Dandelion. You were born in the Egyptian month of Paony, the second month of the season of Shomu (Harvest). Your date of birth on the Hebrew calendar is 25 Nisan 5724. Or if you were born after sundo
Birthday
Your Birthdate: January 22 You don't love lightly. For you, love is always a serious undertaking. However, you are able to love many types of people. You can bring out the best in almost anyone. Love surprises you often. You never know when or where you'll find it next. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 4 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 5 You are most compatible with people born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, and 31st of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?
Birthday Month
Body: Pick your birthday month and read it, then repost with whatever you are... ♥ JANUARY = BIG WHORE Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparky. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be l
Birthday Month ( Im July )
Body: Pick your birthday month and read it, then repost with whatever you are... ¢¾ JANUARY = BIG WHORE Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparky. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved.
Birth Test
Birth Test Let me know your number. Once you have discovered your Birth Number, re-post this bulletin with your birth number in the subject line. Have fun! Our Birth Date describes who we are, what we are good at and what our inborn abilities are. It also points to what we have to learn and the challenges we are facing. To figure out your Birth Number, add all the numbers in the Birth Date together, like in the following example, until there is only one digit. A Birth Number does not prevent you from being anything you want to be; it will just color your choice differently and give you a little insight. Example: June, 9 1972 6 + 9 + 1972 = 1987 1 + 9 + 8 + 7 = 25 2 + 5 = 7 Keep going until you end up with a single digit number. 7 is the Birth Number to read for the Birth Date in the example. #1 THE ORIGINATOR #2 THE PEACEMAKER #3 THE LIFE OF THE PARTY #4 THE CONSERVATIVE #5 THE NONCONFORMIST #6 THE ROMANTIC #7 THE INTELLECTUAL
Birthday Head
WARNING IF BUTT SEX AND/OR TOSSING SALADS GROSSES YOU OUT, DON'T READ ON. ALSO, I'M SHARING AN AWESOME EXPERIENCE WITH ADULTS. BE AN ADULT. (also, just to be polite, I want to reiterate that I don't cyber or cam... i just like to occasionally write a sexy blog) Last night I got birthday head. Oh my god, did I get birthday head. I was told to shower. Well. When this is said, it's an unspoken aknowledgement that his mouth and toungue will go in on around some very special places that need some very thorough, ahem, cleaning. So I shower, washing well my nether parts, touching myself in some of the most intimate ways possible, thinking about what is to come... I step out grinning, putting on my favorite lotion (chocholate scented) and body spray (tropical with pheremones). I open the steamed door, naked and a cool rush of air blows over my body and I smell incense. I hear the sound of ice moving around in my freezer from the kitchen. He has obviously heard
Birthday Present
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them." A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at
Birthady Boy
Thanks to everyone who wished my a Happy Bornday I'm going out tonight to celebrate Have a good one Muahhhhhhh.... Amirz Image 2007 April 22nd 1977
Birthday :(
All I wanted for my birthday was a Juicy "daydreamer" tote and all i got was squat lol. Someone could have atleast got me a gift card from Nordstrom and i could of purchased it myself. I know im acting like a total spoiled brat but it was my 21st bday and thats all i wanted lol. maybe i'll have to wait til christmas. pic: http://shop.nordstrom.com/S/2916254?Category=&Search=True&SearchType=guidednav&keyword=juicy+couture+in+All+Categories+%3e+Handbags+%26amp%3b+Accessories&origin=searchresults
Birthday Coming Up!
Another year has gone by and it seems like each year just disappears faster and faster! I am turning 37 years old and I still feel as every bit young as I did at 21 years old. So much yet in life that I want to accomplish and so little time or so it seems. So I guess I am making this birthday, the beginning. The beginning of maintaining and reaching all my goals in life. From my love life to my mission in life! I am glad that I have met some wonderful new friends on here. To all those friends thank you for making this approaching birthday more special! Much love to you all!
Birthday
Well those of you's that know me know that I just got a year older this last week. I feel 10 years older somedays...and years younger on others. My son is keeping me very active and Ihave a move coming up very soon, so I'm excited about that. This isn't a very long blog, which some of you are used to from me...but hell it's late and that's all I'm gonna say about that. Just keep in mind.... "Mama always said, 'Life is like a box of chocolate's, You never know what ya gonna get'...." ~ Forest Gump Nite all, Jenn
Birthday Poem From My Guy
I love you Waheed Thanks ~~Spanky~~

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